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Supreme Court, Tiffany Haddish, Championship Sunday, Raggedy Car and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: for stay I don't join join me. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you're going to do. You gotta turn to turn out.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn out. Then turn the water, the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your tha h huh. I sure, well,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now want and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man o, man o man I thank God
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  Speaker 1: for it. I thank God for all he's done for me,
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  Speaker 1: for all the little things that are oftentimes failed to
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  Speaker 1: thank him for that I take for granted for you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was talking the other day to a
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  Speaker 1: buddy of mine. We had gotten to this conversation about
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  Speaker 1: God and and and in the conversation we had narrowed
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  Speaker 1: it down and we were talking about changing the way
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  Speaker 1: we are as people. You know that everybody has to change.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nothing stays the same. Everybody changes, and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of these changes can be for the good, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them are just they just come with time.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes it's aging that changes us. But no
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  Speaker 1: matter how old you get, you still have the ability
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  Speaker 1: to improve as a person. You may not have the
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  Speaker 1: foot speed you used to have. You may not be
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  Speaker 1: as agile as you used to be. Your energy level
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  Speaker 1: may not be what it used to be. Your desire
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  Speaker 1: to do some of the things that you used to
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  Speaker 1: do may be gone. The thing that doesn't have to
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  Speaker 1: change and will not change is you. You have the
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  Speaker 1: ability to continue to grow as a person even when
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  Speaker 1: far the time and nature has taken its course. We
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  Speaker 1: were talking about everybody can change and everybody has the
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  Speaker 1: right to reinvent themselves as they get older, and I
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  Speaker 1: equated it to jumping out of an airplane. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there are some people man who get to a certain
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  Speaker 1: point in their life and they and they jump from
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  Speaker 1: the airplane is now almost a stunt of some kind.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like they lifeed and got out of control.
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  Speaker 1: You ever seen somebody jump out of airplane and the
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  Speaker 1: parachute don't open and they lifestart and it seems like
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  Speaker 1: they start spinning and tumbling and they can't get it together.
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  Speaker 1: And I've seen some mid air rescues before. But then
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  Speaker 1: there are times when you know when it hasn't worked.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you jump out that airplane and and and
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  Speaker 1: at first it's fun. I've never skydived before, but I
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  Speaker 1: would imagine when you first jump out of an airplane
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  Speaker 1: that they people describe it as a sense of being free.
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  Speaker 1: And it's exhilarating when you first jump out the plane.
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  Speaker 1: But if you pull that cord and nothing happens. I
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  Speaker 1: never happened to me, But I can only imagine the
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  Speaker 1: panic that's got to set in, because no matter how
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  Speaker 1: fun it was a moment ago, the flying over to
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  Speaker 1: one another, holding hands in the air, the breeze, the
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  Speaker 1: descent of the feeling of all of a sudden, if
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  Speaker 1: you reach for that cord and that's not there, you're
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  Speaker 1: suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people's lives. When you first start your life,
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  Speaker 1: you jump out the plane. You're free, you're young, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to where about it. But then you
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  Speaker 1: get to a certain point in your life when you go, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the cord now. And pulling the cord
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  Speaker 1: is an important thing because here's the analogy my friend
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  Speaker 1: gave me. He said, man, use your mind, like a parachute.
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  Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Well, see what happens
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  Speaker 1: with a lot of people, is they in life. They
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  Speaker 1: jump out the plane and and and they and they
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  Speaker 1: having this free fall and it's fun for now. But
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  Speaker 1: they get to a certain point in their life where
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  Speaker 1: they got themselves in a situation, or they've had a
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  Speaker 1: little bit too much fun a little bit too long,
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  Speaker 1: or you know, they wasn't open to nothing, and they
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  Speaker 1: just did what they wanted to do, or they started
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  Speaker 1: getting involved with drugs or drinking or started running with
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  Speaker 1: the wrong people. So you jump out the plane. The
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  Speaker 1: first you're free falling. It's fun. But then after a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: something happens and they realize whoa and they reach for
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  Speaker 1: the chord, and the chord don't work. Well, now you're
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  Speaker 1: in a panic stricken situation. And my suggesting is what
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  Speaker 1: I've learned from the analogy that my friends shared with me,
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  Speaker 1: is that we all the sooner we can open mind
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  Speaker 1: to God, the sooner we could develop that relationship with him.
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  Speaker 1: It's like pulling the cord and opening a parachute. If
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  Speaker 1: you open up your mind to God, God is like
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  Speaker 1: a parachute. You know, God can slow your descent. God
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  Speaker 1: can turn this out of control free fall into a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride for you. See, that's what happened to me.
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  Speaker 1: I was spinning out of control. I had gotten myself
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  Speaker 1: into a point man while I wasn't doing real good. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: y'all would look at me and think, man Stevie man Nam,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't doing real good. I had spun out of control.
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was in a free fall, and I
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  Speaker 1: reached for the court, but I was so far away
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  Speaker 1: the cord didn't open. Then I went to him and
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  Speaker 1: I pulled the cord. When I went to God, I
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  Speaker 1: pulled the cord and open, and he slowed my descent.
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  Speaker 1: And this is what I just believe. I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: now that I aged as fast as I was aging,
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  Speaker 1: because I got that parachute open. Now, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: take better care of myself, eating, I work out more.
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  Speaker 1: Now you know, I'm not out of control. I have
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  Speaker 1: a direction now that when then got up under that
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  Speaker 1: parachute a little bit, you know, And now I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm going you know, I'm still getting older, you know, so,
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  Speaker 1: but the descent is so slow. Now I'm able to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: go over to to a vacation spot over here, we
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  Speaker 1: float back over to it. But you know, I'm still
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  Speaker 1: getting old. I'm still going down. But the descent because
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  Speaker 1: I've opened my mind to God, the parachute has slowed
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  Speaker 1: my descent. And now I'm rocking back and forth. But
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  Speaker 1: I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to enjoy the view now. You know, when
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  Speaker 1: you jump out that plane and you and you pull
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  Speaker 1: that cord and it don't work, you ain't looking at
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  Speaker 1: the view no more. You're thinking of only one thing,
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  Speaker 1: How can I slow this down? Well, now I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to enjoy the view. I'm able to see all the
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  Speaker 1: beautiful things on the horizon that God has for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm able to see all the beautiful things around me
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  Speaker 1: that He's provided for me over these years. Because I've
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  Speaker 1: slowed my descent. I used my mind like a parachute.
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  Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Open your mind to God,
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  Speaker 1: and so you can see the view, so you can
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  Speaker 1: slow the descent, so you can stop the out of
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  Speaker 1: control freefall that you've been on. That you can get
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  Speaker 1: your life together and see everything out on the horizon
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  Speaker 1: that God has for you. You know, it turned out
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  Speaker 1: to be a very true statement your mind. If you
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  Speaker 1: use it like a parachute, it works better when it's open. Y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome again
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  Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two. We've passed the stage of happy
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  Speaker 1: new year. This new year will be a great year
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  Speaker 1: if you claim it. I just want to keep reminding
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  Speaker 1: y'all of that. Live your life with great expectations. Claim healing,
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  Speaker 1: Claim victory, claim prosperity, claim good health. Claim it, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: claim the relationships, claim it, claim peace, claim it, say it,
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  Speaker 1: pray about it, and claim it, and then give it.
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  Speaker 1: Leave it over there, give it to God and walk
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  Speaker 1: away and going about your business. And watch what you do,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvin, Matter show, Junior, what's on
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  Speaker 1: your mind? Let me tell you something, Let me ask
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  Speaker 1: something I've been seeing. No, tell me nothing, No, ask
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  Speaker 1: something crazy? All these crazy passes out here, uncle, Like
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  Speaker 1: I saw a video passes whooping members. Could you be
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  Speaker 1: part of that? Yes? Yeah, yeah, but I have to
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  Speaker 1: be on the abbey, have to be on the video
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  Speaker 1: as a whipper doctor whippet. Well, if I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: in the video, that's the only way it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand these ignorant people following these ignorant pastors. Listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: what has happened? Now? It's pastors. Now it's trying to
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  Speaker 1: top each other passage just like kiktok. Now they're just
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  Speaker 1: trying to warn up. Challenges started started. We're having the
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  Speaker 1: pastor challenge. You know, in a minute, they're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: setting up you know, milk crates in the church, seeing
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  Speaker 1: how high you can go up and keep the faith.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna be doing all kinds of stuff. Started when
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  Speaker 1: that dude spit in his hand and spit on that
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  Speaker 1: boy face. That started not in here, not in here
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  Speaker 1: all not not not not in here whipping members. They do.
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  Speaker 1: They have took feet washing to a whole nother left.
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  Speaker 1: They got naked women getting body washed by pastors. That
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  Speaker 1: what yeah, big online to see this here. They got
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  Speaker 1: naked women coming in there, sitting in tubs and passes
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  Speaker 1: his body washing them. A woman standing in front of
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  Speaker 1: a preacher with a towel on, she neckd and he
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  Speaker 1: he's washing her for what with his hand on her
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  Speaker 1: hand on back of one of her thighs. Though, boy stopped. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get right here, this ain't church no more, where the
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  Speaker 1: churches nab then turned into an activity, didn't they bathe?
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  Speaker 1: For they left? The crazy part is, I don't kill
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  Speaker 1: what you think of. You can get somebody to go
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  Speaker 1: along with you, and you got to create and then
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. And you can't listen. Listen when Jesus
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  Speaker 1: spat in the man's eye, when he opened his eyes,
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  Speaker 1: he could see that if you spit on me, because
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  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff has to come out of this spit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a billionaire. After I wiped the spit off, you know,
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  Speaker 1: gotta happen. All my fattest gone when I wiped the
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  Speaker 1: spit off. You know I have had now of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: The promise of what happens when you spit on me
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  Speaker 1: has to happen right here. I never had to go
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  Speaker 1: to the gym again. All right, Coming up, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: your promise when you spit on me. Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to the nephew to run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show, all right, guys, it is time to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back with the nephew. What you got enough?
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  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna repossess. I think we're gonna repossess
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  Speaker 1: somebody's car today. That's what I think we're gonna do. Jay,
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  Speaker 1: You ever been repossessed the repo man, Heather. Not only
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  Speaker 1: was I repossessied tom and the car was parked where
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  Speaker 1: I had to ride the bus and I would seeing
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  Speaker 1: my damn car every day because I didn't have money
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  Speaker 1: to out. Yeah yeah, yeah, damn. So went through that pain.
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  Speaker 1: It was at the finance company and I'm riding the
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  Speaker 1: bus seeing my car and it was only sixty nine
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  Speaker 1: dollars to get it out. I ain't had it cussing
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  Speaker 1: right there, Tommy, I had a car taking calls of tickets.
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  Speaker 1: They told my car tickets. Three days of not getting
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  Speaker 1: the money, I got some boat cutters out of my
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  Speaker 1: daddy's garage and went out there and cut the chain
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  Speaker 1: on the gate one night about three o'clock in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: drove me right on the body. Stole your own car. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't steal. You can't steal yours signing. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get me on another case. Now they got me for
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  Speaker 1: trust pass it. That was for day. I'm sure they
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  Speaker 1: got me for that. But hi, all right, come on
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  Speaker 1: cat dog repo man. Hello, I'm trying to reach age.
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  Speaker 1: Please this hill. All right, y'all. My name is uh Robert.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with the collection agency. You do on a Sierra
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and three GMC truck. Am I correct? Yep? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we don't show that we've had any payments within the
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  Speaker 1: last I guess about three close to four months now,
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  Speaker 1: and we want to try and stop having to come
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  Speaker 1: in and repossess it. Maybe we give you a chance
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  Speaker 1: to bring your payment in, but we haven't had a
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  Speaker 1: payment from you in about four months, sir. N financial
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  Speaker 1: With the other other thing, I don't, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's in them. Yeah, I'm playing all times
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  Speaker 1: directed party from our call. We're about that. Well, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with they've they've turned you over to us. I'm
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  Speaker 1: with collection agency and we haven't gotten anything from I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't show any uh, any paperwork here on the
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  Speaker 1: computer at all that we've had any pay's made within
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  Speaker 1: the last four months. So that's why they I've been
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  Speaker 1: paying it all already turned it over to y'all without
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  Speaker 1: my permission. They can't never turn my time, is my
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  Speaker 1: truck over to y'all to pick y'all. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know it all well, I understand that, sir. What happens
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  Speaker 1: is if you haven't paid it in a certain amount
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  Speaker 1: of time, it actually comes over to the collection agency,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what they've done. They've actually sent it over
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  Speaker 1: to us UH and they've given us UH pretty much
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  Speaker 1: all the information on you. I guess it's a gold
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  Speaker 1: this type of color UH CR two thousand and three
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  Speaker 1: GMC truck from my understanding, Am I correct? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: my truck. Okay. UM. Now, what I'm gonna need from
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  Speaker 1: you today, Jeremy, is for you to come in UH
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  Speaker 1: and make a payment to us this evening for four
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  Speaker 1: months so we can see so we don't have to
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  Speaker 1: come in and repossess your truck. And I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to have to do that. But if I have to
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  Speaker 1: send a record out there to you, I have your
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  Speaker 1: address on file as well. I don't want to have
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  Speaker 1: to send anybody out to pick it up. Partness learning up,
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  Speaker 1: y'all not coming here my truck and I'm not paying
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  Speaker 1: y'all for for new full months. I'm under paying my
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  Speaker 1: truck all time, every month. That's a deal, sir. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get in a back and forth with you,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I come out there and repossess it myself. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you what the pid Look slow, no, look, that's
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  Speaker 1: not that's not even where we gotta go with that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be you don't need to be screaming and fussing
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  Speaker 1: and chaotic and come get it yourself and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Truck truck, that's gonna be that? What? Hang on, Let's
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  Speaker 1: back up, because I'm a man, just like here, man,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean it's gonna that's gonna be that?
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying? What are you? What are you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying to me? Son? I'm telling you. Look, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that I pay my truck note and
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  Speaker 1: and that's a fun I don't know, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what are you. Let's get I've already stated to you before.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with an agency, and let's get one thing straight.
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  Speaker 1: You don't tell me I tell you now. Hey, hey, dude,
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  Speaker 1: came down here on the phone. It don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: To it, you know, over the father whatnot. You can come,
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  Speaker 1: you can come get the truck. My truck right here
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  Speaker 1: I work. I'm right here. You can come. You can
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  Speaker 1: come try to get my truck. You come on there. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: I'm already aware of where you work in the whole
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  Speaker 1: nine yards. Now I don't. I'm trying to be as
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  Speaker 1: uh card you with you as I can. Now you
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  Speaker 1: can clothe you're talking about conna. Get my truckle and
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll be saying much so you know
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  Speaker 1: you should have dropped it and being like all right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna check with somebody. I check with somebody else
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  Speaker 1: to make sure I'm right. It didn't call me back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you haven't paid anything. That's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you. I've got it listed on the computer. You've
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  Speaker 1: been turned over an agency and you haven't done it.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't done a thing. What are you? Stupid? You?
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  Speaker 1: You you're waiting your press scream in the hell over
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  Speaker 1: the phone like that because they ain't gonna do me me?
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  Speaker 1: Are you no good? You ain't get no money from me?
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  Speaker 1: Then you ain't coming from my truck. What a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, you could come from my truck. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be on my truck. I'm gonna wait on you. Which
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  Speaker 1: you gonna be there? It doesn't make any difference, sir.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get repossessed tonight. If I don't get four
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  Speaker 1: months payment, Brook, definitely, if I don't get four months
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  Speaker 1: payment brought into me collection agency, your truck will be
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  Speaker 1: taken care of. No hold on, listen, man, hold on
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  Speaker 1: for me. You kind of kind of serious. Put my
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  Speaker 1: truck and party went cursing at me. That's what's wrong. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You look right outside. You come over here and get
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  Speaker 1: it obviously that way for you. Look, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the point I don't give a about this job.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to come kick your That's what I'm ready
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  Speaker 1: to do. Call him back, Kake. I don't need a
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  Speaker 1: little scared hanging up the phone. You're standing here like
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  Speaker 1: a man, and you handle your problems. Hey, I'm man,
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  Speaker 1: I make a bro stopped calling. I'm at work too,
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  Speaker 1: doing my job the same way you're doing yours. We'll
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  Speaker 1: make your money to do your job, truck. I got
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  Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you before
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  Speaker 1: you go. Are you listening? This is Nephew timing from
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
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  Speaker 1: you got you got on my teach You are all right, man,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not all right. I'm gonna talk this room. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about cool. I'm gonna sat about she told me, man,
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  Speaker 1: she said that boy loved that truck. Yeah, that's my
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  Speaker 1: own reputation. Man. Hey, man, yeah, yeah, you got you
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  Speaker 1: gotta good. Hey, I gotta ask. I gotta ask you. Man,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: tell me, brother, what is the badest I'm talking about
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? No st alright, Tommy,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, all right, coming up, it is asked
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the Cello with our chief love Officers, Steve Harvey in
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the building for your love questions. Right after this, you're
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of the hour. In today's entertainment news, well, Tiffany Hatters
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: speaks out about her recent DUI and Donald Trump and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: get this, Ray J had a business meeting down at Marlago.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: But right now we'll talk about all of these stories
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Yeah, let that marinate
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: for a minute. Right now, it's time to ask, as
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: the cellos chief Love Officer Steve Harvey ready for you, Marie,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: and Philly writes, I'm engaged to be married and my
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: side dude isn't happy about it. He's going through a
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: divorce and thought I would always be there for him.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: His problem is that I hit my long distance relationship
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: from him and finally told him I was six months
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: away from getting married. He's popping up trying to catch
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: me with my man here and there, and it's a
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: big problem. I didn't bother him and his wife, so
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: why won't he give me that same respect? Oh? Come on,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: you know the rules, pretty tony. Well, you know you
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: want to be real gangster about it, and you just
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: tell your dude that this man keep popping up bothering you.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: That's one way to solve it. Secondly, you know, paying
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: for what you've done it's always a little more costly
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: than you expect it to be. So hanging there and
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: just know that this too shall pass, but there is
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: payment for all debts. Old you feel me? So this
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: little side dude you had, he now he don't want
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to be on side, and no more. You gotta paid
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: for that because I'm pretty sure you didn't tell your
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: fiance you had the side, dude, So it comes to
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: payment part of me. It's outside. I always want to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: be out front. I always want to be out side.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Piece want to move up. They always want to move up.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: We're moving on Carmen and Port. Richie says, I've been
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: married for close to twenty years and my husband's hygiene
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it's gotten bad lately. He used to be the man
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that will run my bathwater, slide in the water with
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: me and then drive me off. Now it's a miracle
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: if he washes up before he comes to bed. He thinks,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: because we work from home, there's no need to watch
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: to waste bathwater or shower water. Is this a phase
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: or what? Jesus well? I think don't worry about it
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: whether it's phase. And now let's address the other problem.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: He don't want to waste bathwater? Right? What wh y'all
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: being in the cave? Where do y'all live next to
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: a hot spring where y'all getting this water from waste?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: He don't want to waste no bathwater where y'all stayed?
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: How many how many gallons is y'all allocated a day?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Where are you at that? It's the bigger problem. Now
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the next problem is if that's the excuse he's used
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: for not washing up. Yeah, that's the worst excuse. So
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: he just tried for he don't want to wash up,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: because that's the excuse. I don't want to waste bad water.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: That's a problem. I think the fact that he doesn't
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: watch it. There a couple of breaks ago we talked
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: about the church cleaning people. Won't we send him to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: that church? And he lined up and get cleaned too.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: He only does women don't do him. Nobody want to
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: do men. They just do it the women. You can
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: keep your tie on, sir. Oh you can't watch me, huh?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: All right? Moving on to Wanda in New Orleans. Wanda rights.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: My thirty two year old son purchased a car in
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: my name and I found out when the bank called me.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He caught me by surprise, and I didn't have any
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: of the account information. When I was talking to the
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  Speaker 1: collections agent, I told him I could have him arrested
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't pay the bank. Would I be wrong
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: if I did that? Well, he was wrong for doing
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: it and not telling you. Uh you know, I will
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: tell you this. The only way they will do something
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: about it is if you press charges. Other than that
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you owe the money. I'm just gonna tell you that
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I've been in that situation for someone took my name
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and used it for credit cards, and the only way
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: they would move forward I had to press charges against him,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and I wouldn't do it. So congratulations, you have to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: press charges against your own son, or you can just
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: go to old school route and just you know, put
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: up twenty eight dollars. Twenty eight thousand dollars ass whooping
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: on it? You know, ask question when does grown kicking?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Because I thought thirty was grown? When When is it's
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: still your child doing childish stuff? When is grown kicking? Oh? None, no, no, autonic.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with it. The age has
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with it. It's a level. You got
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: two things you're working against, entitlement and ignorance, and when
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: your children suffer from either one of those, you have
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: a problem for quite some time. Next question, Charley h
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: there we go, Johnny and Tennessee says, I'm in my
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: mid sixties and my husband doesn't come home until the weekend.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: He has always been a truck driver, and when he
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: had the option to retire, he wasn't ready. I wanted
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: us to finally have quality time together. But he said,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: our marriage works better if we have time apart. Why
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't he want to stay home because he he's somewhere
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: else during the week. Ye, he come home so weekends,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: just on weekends. So five days he driving the truck.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Where are he going for five days? And he come
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: home just on weekends? That's it. He going somewhere else
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: during the week. It's okay, yeah, or and nothing. And
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: that's not necessarily with somebody else, but it's just five
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: days away from you. You don't think someone else. I
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: just told you, Shirley in my original answer, he's with
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: somebody else, yeah, right, But then he don't have to
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: be with nobody else. He could just be through with hull.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I just set in the car for hours in my driveway.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't go in. I wish I had somewhere else
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to drive off too. I just drove around Dallas much
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: as I could out, kind of going downtown and back
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: out of Plato, go down and hunh yeah, driving around
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  Speaker 1: on six thirty five. That's when when when you hear up,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: when you're hearing around, Oh, just going on all down
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: that by calling down, kept driving about the zoo looking
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: at that big as giraffe outside. Wow, I rather drive
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: back down the disoda again and driving used to see
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: from she has no idea, she is clueless. Well he
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: ain't because she wants quality time together. You can get
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: it in there. You can get it on on Saturday
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: and Sunday. Wow. Wow, All right, thank you, Forella. Coming
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, We've got entertainment
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: news for you. Right after this, you're listening Morning show.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Tiffany hattersh sat down virtually on The Tonight Show with
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon. Tiffany explained the night she was arrested for
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: DUI that was earlier this month, and her recent struggles
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: with grief. She says, I've been praying to God to
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: send me a new man, a good man, a good man.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: God went ahead and sent me for in a uniform.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: That's what Tiffany said. She said she was reeling from
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: several hardships, including her public breakup with Common and the
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: loss of her grandmother. She also said, I'm definitely making
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: something out of it. My next special is going to
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: be about grief and it's gonna be hilarious. That ought
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: to be funny. Yeah, that's what she said, figuring out
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: how to run with it. We can't wait. You're gonna
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: do a grief stand up, which is about our Yeah,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of grief. That's gonna be about greed.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Y're all ready, Y're already. I don't. I don't believe
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: that it's it's something else. She did a light weed
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: as and she I mean, just oh, that's what I shit.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But but she she may have that may have been
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the situation, but um, she was grieving over the loss
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: of her family member and of her breakup. That what
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she's saying, well, well, well she went. Well, let me
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: just give you a professional opinion of somebody who likes
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattit. Don't sit up and think you're fitting to
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: do a special based around grief and it's fitting to
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: be funny, because it's not. Trust me, don't do that
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: to yourself. She might be laughing, But you've been. But
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I'm telling right now, you've been throw some people in itself. Well,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: the best medicine healing and all that, Yes, exactly, but
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: now now hold on, let's let's let's just go over this.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: I've lost both my parents and my brother Tommy has
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: lost a parent, Shirley Caller. Yes, Jay all lost parents,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yes we had. Yes. Now I've laughed about something that
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: happened at my mother's funeral, but the that's that's it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I've managed one joke in twenty five years. I've managed
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: one joke in twenty five years about my mama's funeral.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Nothing was funny at my brother's funeral. Nothing was funny
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: about about my father's that I couldn't find it. I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: ain't hurt. I heard Richard Pride done. I ain't heard
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: George Colin done. I ain't heard Jonathan Winner's DNA had
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't heard Bill Hicks do none. And he didn't
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: went into some dog place. I've just never I ain't
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: never seen it. I ain't seen your Pale do it?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Rock do it? Kevin doo it. I ain't seen Jay
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Anthony do it. I ain't seen said dude. I was
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: on tour with the Kings. I heard what boy? She well,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you know what do what she does? She says, it's
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be hilarious. Figuring out how to process it. I'm
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: pulling that is that we that we to make you
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: say that, that weed will make you say that. Thank
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you expert. Uh girl, my girl, Tiffany, who are happened
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to like a lot do your special handle it. I'm
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: pulling for you. I'm a fan of your but you're
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: not fitting to do no commedy special on Greek. So
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: right now, but about it? All right? Okay, I just
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: told you what I just tell you, Shirley. I'm telling
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: you what she says. I don't care what she's saying, Shirley. Listen, listen.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I want to I want, I want us to get
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: to this story. It's about ray Je visiting and sitting
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: down with Donald Trump. Okay, that happened earlier this week
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: at Mara Lago to discuss a few initiatives. You know,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you know, you got a lot of grief from meeting
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: with Donald Trump and speaking of grief, and ray Jay
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: sat down with him earlier this week, and he wanted
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: to discuss a few initiatives that he would like to
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: execute for entrepreneurs and young business professionals. Ray j also
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: wants to help raise awareness for political issues that he's
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: passionate about. He said he's always admired and respected Trump's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: business acumen, and he said our conversation was about job creation,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: encouraging small business development, and how information technology plays an
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: important role in the future of our economy. And RAYJ
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: said he's ready to get started now. They've already scheduled
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: a follow up meeting to put into action many of
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the ideas that were discussed this week. Your thoughts, mister Harvey,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Brandy Brother, I appreciate you going down there with all
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the best intended purposes. I went up there and asked
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: to meet with Being Carson put me in touch with
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Being Carson. I gave Ben Carson his only initiative he
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: ever had while he was in a hood. I gave
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: him the initiative of creating the Vision Centers. I call
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: him Vision Centers. They changed their name to Invision Centers
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: if you go on line. They opened up three of them.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: That was a Steve Harvey initiative that I went to
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: get for black people. But after they talked about me
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: and they asked me to come stand with him at
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the grand opening of what was my initiative of the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Invision Centers, I said, no, I'm not going up there
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: and stand with a damn thing, because black people have
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: already laced my ass for going up there. Never asked
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: me what I went for, so I recommend ray Jy
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: whatever you do. Understand, brother, appreciate you going up there.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Good luck to you. Hope you're do an initiative. They
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: don't really give a damn about you like they do me,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: ray J. So you probably ain't even They ain't even
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: say nothing about your damn my front page. It's a
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: different platform, for sure, So we'll see what happened. We've
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: got a different platform. Many j work. My whole career,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: My whole career been for black people, uplifted edification. Wanted
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: to be an example of a more complis a mentor.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hurt spirit didn't get off to the radio
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: show and takes them. Coming up in twenty minutes after,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: we'll look into the mind of one j Anthony Brown.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show, all right, Steve,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: let's go. It's time for you to introduce your friend.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, listen into Darkness boom, all right. Being
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the senior member on this show, I'd like to talk
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: to our senior members who listened to the show. You
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: got some problems out there. You might not be aware
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: of them, but I am, and I want to help
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: you with the problems that you have. If you have
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: to start a story by saying, did I tell y'all
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: this before? You've told it before, nobody wants to hear
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: it again. Okay, all right, if you start up, did
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I tell you? Yeah, we've heard it before. Okay, all right,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Stop being the person who tells everybody who's dead. Don't
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: nobody want to hear that? Okay, sir doctoring the one
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: with all the dead news. Okay, stop calling me up
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: telling me who did I don't even know some of
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: these damn people. I ain't talk to him in forty years.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know them. You can't make it. That's what
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. That's that's it, right there, Lord Jesus Lucy,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: he's dead. Oh my God. To my senior members, ladies, ladies,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I know you like I know you like leopard print.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I know you love it. I'm seeing it. I know
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you love it, and I know you gotta love for it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: But you can't mix it up. You can't have seven
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: or eight leopard prints. You just can't do it it.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Don't it don't flow leopard hat, leopard scarved, leopard blouse,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: leopard boots, and leopard there's too much leopard. You know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: a real leopard is not completely covered with leopard. Yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a real a real leopard is not with a whole
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: lot of leopard on. All right, and all the black
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: people learn to use headsets or headphones or ear or earbuds.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Stop holding your phone like it's a slice of pie
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: and you talking in it to everybody. Well you talking
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: about stop holding your damn phone like, yeah, ain't done here,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I'm at I'm at them all right now. And when
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: you come on, get you some earbuds. Damn it. Okay,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: tell ye buds, learn how to use them. And last,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: but not least, old black men, I gotta talk to you.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Street shoes do not go with every damn thing. Okay,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. Street All right,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: dog and soup, Thank you, Jay. Coming up at thirty
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the same show. One of the most monumental endeavors of
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden's presidency is a retirement of Stephen Brier, as
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: it sets the stage for a very important decision by
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: the president. Briar's seat may be the only one the
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Biden feels on the Supreme Court, or it may not
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: be one he feels at all, if Republicans retake the
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Senate before Biden's choice for a replacement is confirmed. While
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: on the campaign trail, Biden vowed to put a black
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: woman on the Supreme Court amen, which would be a
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: historic first. Of course, a short list of potential nominees
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: has been circulating at the White House and before Briar's retirement,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: plans became public, and officials have built files on the
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: various candidates all ready, so they're already looking in case
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: this goes down, like you know, they foresee it. I
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: say something, Yeah, I think Biden should keep his mouth
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: closed and quit talking about what he vows to do,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you right now, if you think
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: white men in the power structure in this country, it's
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: fitting to sit and watch that happen without throwing the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: whole weight of the Senate and the party behind this one.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: You are set. Watch a look at what they're doing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: They don't give a damn about us, man, they don't
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: voting rights. No, no, we're not doing any of that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: You're gonna put a black woman on Supreme Court? What
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: but he said that during a campaign trail was one
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: of his promises, and you know you gotta promise things. Yeah,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: we really really hope it happens. I have no faith
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: in this judicial system we have, or political system we
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I have none. I wanted to happen. But boy, let
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. If we don't get out of
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: voting these mid terms and change these senatorial seats around
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and they not letting nothing go down, they lock Stock
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: and barrel Man united at the Republican Party. Well, I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: was going to see party over the people. Democrats. They
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: can't organize either, the Democrats because they won't stick together.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: But some of the Democrats ain't Democrat matching down in
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: West Virginia, ain't no Democrat on the Democratic ticket. But
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: here he's stopping voting rights. He's against that, against all that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because he's a plane mister sticks they've ever done.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: That's very true. This is really sad. But we got
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: to keep voting. Like you saying, Steve, we got to
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: put people to look forward mention of a black woman
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: what no, just saying it. I'm with you, Shirley. I
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: look forward to that too, to the day a black
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: woman observes to be on Supreme and just one let me,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: let me get in this Thomas. Now you have a
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: black figurine. Yeah, yeah, you have a black figurine in
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: that black belt class. Thomas. Mmma. So we're gonna be
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: watching to see what happens with this story. And you know,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: it's a good time to remind people to get ready
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to vote. The mid terms are coming. The mid terms
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: are coming. Get your minds right, seriously. Yeah, because you
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: remember the last Supreme Court justice, well one of the
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: last ones, Kavanaugh. Remember all that, all that he did.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: He's on the Supreme Court bench right now. And remember
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: how they rushed everything through to get him on. Yeah, everything,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: They broke all kinds of rules to get him in. Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: So that's why you got to vote. That is why
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you got to vote. When we all vote dot org,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: get register, would you say, Steve, oh we are going
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: to vote. Oh? Yes, No matter how hard they try
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: to make it for us, they're making it hard. They're
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: making it very hard. Yeah, voting right, something so simple
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: as voting rights. Trying to stop democracy and freedom and right.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: This is great. In twenty twenty two, this is ubsecurd,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: But but it changed when we came out to vote,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: they thought our power then you know, like you say
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of Steve. But anyway, when we all vote
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: dot org. All right, up next the prank phone call
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: as we change years. The nephew is here right after this.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening to a right coming up at the top
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Write about four minutes after. It's my
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, and the subject is a masterpiece
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: without peace or a piece. We'll get into it, you
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: see what. We'll break it down for you in just
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Right now, it is time think about
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: it for the nephew with today's frank phone call. What
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you got? What you got? I got paper clips? Shirley
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: paper clip clip? Yeah, don't sound harmless, right, I have
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: no idea what that means. Okay, all right, take a listen,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: kat doc let's go paper clips. I'm trying to reach
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: for Ronico Hiver Ronica. How are you doing. My name
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: is Philip, I'm from CORP. How are you doing? I'm good?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you? How can I help you today? You were
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: with the company here, see you just left about what
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: six months ago? That's correct, okay, and you left with
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: a cheverince. I'm all right, that's right. I'm sorry. Host
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: we do is Philip. My name is Philip, Philip. I'm
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: out to you. Now you you own your own travel agency,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: now that's correct. Okay. Um, Now you actually left with
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a severance when you when you left the company at
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: that right, that's right? Okay? And how long were you
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: actually with? Uh? I was in the eight years? I'm
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: sorry whom things are again? My name is Philip. I'm
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: with security and what can I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: we got we have you. You started this business? Now
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: did you start it before you left? Philip? I started
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: with sickness after I left there. You started it after
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: you left there? That's correct? One month? One month after
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you left there. Okay. So the reason why I'm giving
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you a call, and I've been you know, we've gone
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: through some security tastes and things of that nature. We're
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: missing so many rims of paper, we're missing thousands of
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: paper clips, we're missing so many office applies, and it's
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting that
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you are the person that has taken all of this
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: This office I'm sorry. Let me let me get this
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: right clip. You are calling my place of business asking
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: me if I have used paper clips and paper I
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: have customers in my establishment right now. I can't talk
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: to you about this, Okay, ma'am listen. I know that
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry for calling your place to business, but I
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: want to say this. We're at the the point of
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: actually picking you up behind items that have been taken
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: from the company, so I wanted to call and see
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: if we could get it taken care of over the phone.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Now you gotta go. Then I'm gonna have to actually
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: come out to your business, and that's something that I'm
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: trying not to do. You know what, hold hold on?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: What that? If you hold that on? Who does this
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: on my phone? Talking about the man paper clips? I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: have been gone from there for six months. Are you
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: calling me now about some paper and someone paper clips? Man?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: We're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You'n tell
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: you what. I have been out of that company for
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: six months. I worked for y'all for eight years, and
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you won't let me go. I didn't take anything from you, Okay.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Have you ever used any paper or any paper clips
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: outside of have you done that. Of course I used
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: paper every day I run a business. Okay, but you're
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: using our paper for your own personal business, your travel
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: agent or whatever it is that you have. You're using
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: office supply. That right there is against the law. Oh no,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I will go and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Well we don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've given
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: you a severance play, and for my understanding, it's been
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna be filing
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: charges and taking you to court over these paper clips
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and paper. I'm gonna tell you what you can do
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: that five thousand paper clips, I paper clip them together
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and hang you out for by y'all, I ain't stealing
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the damn paperclips. You're gonna call me six months later
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: talk about some paper and paper clips, ma'am. I don't
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: want to go back phillips. I'm sorry, this is some fillip.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: So are you wanting to return all the merchants because
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: it looks like I didn't take no merchandise. I don't
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: have to steal nothing from y'all. I work for you
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: for eight years. Come about for eight years, you stole
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: paper paper clips, You stole all the supplies scissors, masking tape.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: You have taken markers pins. We got it down to
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: know what video taste you got, Philip. I ain't steal
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: nothing from y'all. I was an employee of the year
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you all gave me at Severn Packies. How dare you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: call me six months later? You can take the paper
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: clips and shove them up. You're behind Excuse me? Are
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: we done here? No, we're not done here. So take
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: your videotape and your paper clips and your scissors, and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you know what to do with them. No, No, I don't, man, No, listen.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: What we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: served right there at your travel agency. Where are you
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: located me? You know what. I'm gonna give you my
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: address because you come over here. I got some scissors
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: for your Philip. I don't have time for this. You
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: want my address, you can come on over here. Look
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: it up Google me. We want our paper clips back,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: hold me, come in them then, matter of fact, give
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: me your address, Philip. I'll bring them to you. Feel
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: no damn paper clips. I'm a Christian woman and you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: got me on this phone cussing and fighting with you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not paper clip, a little paperclips? What's your address, teller?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: We're listening over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: what's your address. I'm gonna bring your damn paper and
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: paper clips to you. How about that? So you are, teller,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: You are guilty of using the paper aren't you? We
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: all used paper filler. I don't feel, which means guess what.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: It's against the law, which means you have something. If
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you are taking one paper clip, it's against the law.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: And cum you got pens in your car phillip back
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: but corporation. I bet you do right work for the company.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to run a business, so you're stealing too.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Give me your voice this number. You're calling my damn
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: phone talking about some pens and paper clips. Here, wash
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: your mine, give me your address. I'll bring the pens
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: and paper clips. You ain't got a you do thinking
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: so many pens and so many paper clips, thousands of
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: runs of one business? Don't call my phone within about
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this to you now. I'm gonna go
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: ahead and order. I'm ordering the police to come and
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: pick you up, okay, because I'm trying to get the problem.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Taking care about the phone, bring the police and you
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: come with them. Come get it. I got something for
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you when you get here and bring them. You're calling
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: me about some paper and paper clips. I've been gone
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: from here for six months. Dam you have stolen paper
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: clips from the company and we want our paper clips back.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Bring your over here. You want to getting some damn
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: paper clips, and I'm gonna call my man so he
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: can kick your over here if you want to. You
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: want to add dress, you want to address up. Come on,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: got to walk away from my customers and get about
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: some pens and papers and paper clipps because you stole
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: over five thousand paper face. And then you also you
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: better be ready because you're stolen some stuff for Tommy
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: and he's been over here. Wait a minute, won't won't wait?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Tommy says you're stolen a bunch of his stuff. Listen,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know Nony, No, you don't know nephew Tommy
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: What's the same, I say, Do you know nephew Tommy
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Do you know him?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend dorth Theo got
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: me to brank faulk call you, I'm gonna kick her.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to get her right now. I'm gonna
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: kick her down. You you made me step in the
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: back room on you. Hey, let me ask you something, baby,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: what is the badest, I mean, the baddest radio show
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show's on that goes
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: out to everybody that has stolen something from the job,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: all of you staking paper pens and of course paper clips,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: peer claps. It all adds up, it all adds up. Hey,
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: it's going down to night, y'all, Friday night. Okay, ready
• 52:10
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• 52:12
  Speaker 1: twist for you, And as I always do, I keep
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: them curveballs. But this twist is quality over quantity. Okay,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: all right, So we ain't worried about having a whole
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: ten ten ten million ten women. No, no, no no,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: We're talking about quality over quantity. So get ready Ready
• 52:28
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• 52:31
  Speaker 1: That's nine eighth Central on Own, hosted by yours truly
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: nephew timing. God has given me another season. Yes, Huntsville, Alabama.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: The nephew coming down that Alca dog Gonne food. Get ready,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: ticket's gonna see all right, now, what's that? That's Valentine's
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: weekend as well. That's Super Bowl weekend. That's Thursday Friday.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Decided it February tenth, eleventh, and twelveth huncil Ville, Alabama. Nephew,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: come to tell all right now? Thank you? Coming up
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letters. Subject a masterpiece without peace or a piece. Okay,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that right after this. You're listening to
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
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• 53:32
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here right now. Never know,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: it could be yours. You never know. Buckle up and
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you. Here. It
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, neph you. Subject a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: masterpiece without peace or a piece? Okay. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I'm writing in for my twenty nine year old brother
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: and hopes you can help him out. He calls his
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: girlfriend a masterpiece, and I have to agree that she's
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: almost perfect and the prettiest girl he's ever dated. He
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: fell in love for superficial reasons and has not taken
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: the time to get to know her. His girlfriend works
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: as a model and an Instagram influencer, and she makes
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: great money. She's got a natural body and curly red
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: hair with big, pretty eyes. She is a stunning woman.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: But she's turned my brother into a different man. He's
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: been sleeping on my couch for a week because she
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: put him out of his own house. He's a techie,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: so he makes great money and that's what attracted her.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: He's given her money for skin and teeth enhancement, so
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: he helped create that masterpiece here. Recently, she stopped having
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: sex with him and told him her body is a
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: temple for her husband, and since he won't marry her,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: then he can't touch her. I agreed with her on that,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm in the middle of something that I have
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: no business being in. My brother said, there is no
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: peace living with this woman. Her life is taking photos,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: going out to clubs and restaurants and traveling to make money.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: He's in love with the idea of her, and quite honestly,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I think she's cheating on him. I want him to
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: get a backbone and put her out of his house
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: if she's that bad. Being the gentleman that he is,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: he said he can't just uproot her like that. He
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: remains faithful to his masterpiece, but he can't even get
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a piece. One day he wants to break up with her,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: and another day he wants to buy a ring and
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: ask her to marry him. I feel bad for him,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: but I want him off my couch. This woman has
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: to hold on This woman has a hold on him.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: So how can I make him, help him make the
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: right decision. Well, you can't, You can't. This really has
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. But he's your brother. You
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: care what happens to him, and he's on your couch,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: so you are involved by default. But he's really not
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: being a man in this situation. And I mean, clearly
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you said in the letter he's in love with her.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Your brother sprung on his so called masterpiece girlfriend. I mean,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: who is this fine that they can make you leave
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: your own house, your own house, that you pay the
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: mortgage for okay, So in this case, not until he's
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: had enough and Kenny stand up to her or catches
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: her cheating like you think she is, will he be
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: able to break up with her. I mean, it's just
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: as simple as that, because he's got it real bad.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, you said she's beautiful, she's got curves, big
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: pretty eyes, curly hair, all of that. You know, as
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: his sibling, you could shake things up and try putting
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: him out of your house, which would force him to
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: go back home. But please know that he'll be mad
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: at you for a while, and when he should be
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: mad at his girl the masterpiece, but again, he sprung,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: so I just wouldn't count on that. You know, try
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: giving him a deadline when he has to be out
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: of the house and see what happens. I mean, he's
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: a grown man, he's not your responsibility. I think you
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: should let him figure this out in his own house. Steve,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: this boy twenty nine years old. Twenty nine, that ain't
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: old enough, y'all, that ain't old enough to do all
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: the things that I'm about to tell him he needed
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to do, because he twenty nine and he can't believe
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: what has happened to him. This boy is so messed
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: up because he caused his girlfriend a masterpiece. God, I
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: don't think if y'all know what that is. And but
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: then this other woman says, and I damn it, got
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: agree because she almost perfect, prettiest girl he's ever dated.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: She damn this said, prettiest girl she's ever seen. Damn
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: this said that he fell in love for superficial reasons
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: and has not taken the time to get to know her. Now,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: that is all true. What he fell in love with
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: was I will share with you later on that love
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: with the concept Oh my god, look at her. Oh ah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: and she won't me. Oh, this is too much. His
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: girlfriend works as a model Instagram influence. She makes great money.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: She's got a natural body, curly red hair, big pretty eye.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Who ain't in who? Who? Who ain't signed enough for this?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Twenty nine? All of us on this radio show is
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: older than that. All the fellas this description right here,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: twenty nine we signed enough for that, were single in
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: like fleeing. She's a stunning woman, but she's turned my
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: brother into a different man. He's been sleeping on my
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: couch for a week because she put him out of
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: his own house. He's a techie, so he makes great
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: money and that's what attracted her, Okay, So everybody's attracted
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: for superficial reasons. He's given her money for skin and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: teeth enhancements, so he helped create the masterpiece. Now, she says,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: recently she stopped having sex with him and told him
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: her body is a templing for her husband. And since
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: he won't marry her, then she can't He can't touch her,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and I agree with her on that. And then whose
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: side you on? Now you're on your brother's side of
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: the girl's side. So I'm in the middle of something
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: that I have no business being in. Why you're in
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: the middle of because your brother is telling you this stuff.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: And you know why I'm telling you that, because he
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: got time to tell the story because he on your couch.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that when we come back. I have
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: an answer for you, all right, not gonna do what
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: we will. Have heard two of Stieve's response to today's
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject is a masterpiece without a piece
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: or a piece. Steve's responds, Part two, coming up at
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, right after this. You're listening,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: The subject a masterpiece without peace or a piece. Well,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: this woman is writing for her twenty nine year old
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: brother that's fallen in love with this masterpiece. Supermodel, influencer
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Instagram pretty hair, pretty eyes, read her natural body, prettiest
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: girl he's ever dated. He didn't have some flowers, though,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: but this one right here top to Kate. She likes
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: him because he's a tech and he made great money
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  Speaker 1: and that's where attracted her. So both of them are
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  Speaker 1: attracted for superficial reasons. He's given her money for skin
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  Speaker 1: and teeth enhancement, so he's helped create this masterpiece. Now,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: she didn't stop having sex with him because she said
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: her body is a temple for her husband and since
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: he won't marry her, he can't touch her. The lady
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  Speaker 1: who wrote the letter say, I agree with her on that.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm in the middle of something I have no
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  Speaker 1: business being in. Well, you're really not in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it. You allowed yourself to be drugging to the
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  Speaker 1: middle of it. But really not your business. This your
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  Speaker 1: brother business. Now I'm gonna get to what if the
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  Speaker 1: brothers should do and you should do, but your brother
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do what I'm about to do it, because
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: you gotta be a little bit older to do what
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to tell you to do. And he twenty nine,
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  Speaker 1: and he's sprung. He's not gonna be able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: She too fine for me, she weighed too fine. My
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  Speaker 1: brother said, there's no peace living with this woman. Her
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  Speaker 1: life is taking photos, going out to clubs, restaurants, and
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  Speaker 1: traveling to make money. He's in love with the idea
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  Speaker 1: of her. And quite honestly, see right there, she said,
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  Speaker 1: he's in love with the idea of her. It's the
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  Speaker 1: concept I got her. Everybody won't hurt, but I got her.
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  Speaker 1: But what you have, dog is nothing, because you don't
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  Speaker 1: even like your life with her, because it's taking those
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  Speaker 1: going to clubs and restaurants, traveling to make money. I
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  Speaker 1: want him to get a backbone and put her out
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  Speaker 1: of his house if she's that bad. Being the gentleman
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  Speaker 1: he is, he says he can't just uproot her like that.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's a problem you're saying that. And then I
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  Speaker 1: read departed the letter about he's been sleeping on my
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  Speaker 1: couch for a week because she put him out of
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  Speaker 1: his own house. Now that's interesting to me because it's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: more to this story than you let known too. She
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: put him out the house. If y'all not sleeping together,
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  Speaker 1: he could just sleep on his own couch. I'm assuming
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: that their house has a couch. That's one of the
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  Speaker 1: primary articles of furniture that you buy from the first moving.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody want to couch. I don't hear nobody talking out
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: apartment without a couch. First thing you need is a bad.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Right after that bad, you need a damn couch. You
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: got to have somewhere to sit other than that bed.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: That couch normally is in front of a TV. This
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: just in every house I've ever been here. If it's
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: TV up on the wall, I can promise you a
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: couch in front of him. If it ain't something wrong,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody just putting no TV on the wall. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no couch? Now? While am I saying that he
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: got a couch at his house, why he didn't just
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: go sleep on the couch while they worked through this.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Her body's a temple thing. Why did he get put
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: out of his own house? That was her seeing how
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: much power she had over him, and he gave it
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: to him. Now Here at your house, he remains faithful
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: to his masterpiece, but he can't even get a piece.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Then you say, one day wants to break up with it,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: the other day wants to buy a ring and ask
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: her to marry him. I feel bad for him, but
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: I want him off my couch. Well, put him off
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: your couch. If you put him off the couch, what
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You say, made good money, go
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: back and live on your own couch. See him and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: her got to work this album. The woman has a
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: hole on him, So how can I help him make
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  Speaker 1: the right decision? All right, here's what you can say
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: to your brother, or you can record my voice and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: play this back to your brother. First of all, I
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: would tell your brother that he sprung and he's in
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: love with the concept of this supermodel, Instagram influencer, fine
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: chick with the red curly hair. That's got him all
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: messed up. He's had a taste of the forbidden fruit,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: and now she just snatched away from it. He wants
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: the fruit back. That's power she handling her bids, and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: she controlled it. Now. I would ask him, do you
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: really want more of this life? Because if you marry
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: this girl, this is the life you're gonna get because
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: she's not being to stop being who she is because
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: she's making money and she's not gonna stop for you.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna stop now, and she's not gonna stop then.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: So you have to ask your brother, who one day
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: wants to break up with it, another day wants to
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: buy a ring? Is this the life you really want?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Do you want more of it? Because I have news
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: for you, sir. Nothing changes after marriage. You have to
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: understand this. Nothing changes after marriage. Everything that's wrong before
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: the marriage will be magnified after the marriage. So all
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: these problems you have and right now this don't touch me.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: This you go live over your sister house. This you
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: get out this. I like club and I like photos,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: I like traveling, I like money. All that's going to
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: stay to stay, going to stay the same. So, your
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: young brother, here's what you have to do. You're gonna
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: have to muster the strength to play offense, because right
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: now you're on defense. First of all, I'm not leaving
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: my house. I'm sleeping on this couch. I'm not gonna
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: touch you, even though I want you dearly, I'm not
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: gonna touch you. But I'm twenty nine and I'm seeing
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch somebody, all right, Steve, thank you. He's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna do none of that because he's doing love.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: He's run all right. Leave us your comments on Today's
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• 1:06:16
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• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: You know what time it is, Junior and Sports Talk
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: All right, Junior, it is time now for sports talk.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: What you got? What you got? All right? Pipping, it's
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: time championships? Said? Okay, what's up? Timmy? Jay Jay was
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: going on? Everybody? How would you Sureley? Hey? No, Collin
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: ain't on the screen? Nom? What's up girl? Missus? Pip Hey?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Sure that something? What that is your collegue show? What
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: that say? I didn't go to college? Baby? What is
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: that down to? What? Oh? Pier means? Okay, that ain't
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with me. I didn't. That's a
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: nice shirt. Pimps don't know that. But be careful now,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: pimps don't know no wear that one day. Go ahead,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: j chains on with it and be rocking that thing.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: All right? Hey, Mamby got the championship suddenly, Man, this
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: is Paul Marvel's going to the Big Game, all right,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: decides who go to the Super Bowl? Yes, sir, can't
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Who we got, man, we got the Bengals. Since that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: the Bengals versus the Kansas City Chiefs in Kansas City
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna be forty seven degrees on Sunday, it
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: don't matter. It's cold and Cincinnati too. Man. Let me
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I don't normally pull for the Bengals
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: because they are in the same division as the Browns.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: But I'm pulling for the Bengals Waks City. You can
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: believe that. I ain't going about my home and you've
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: seen my homes thirteen seconds. He scored thirteen hundred points
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: in thirteen seconds. Who is who's scoring middle time with
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: thirteen seconds? Man, this dude, right here, everything, I can't
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: pull it my home going back to the Super Bowl. Man,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: it is the forty ninetas versus Los Angeles Rams in
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles, two Callie teams. Ain't that that's crazy? Man?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I showed like old Dale Beckham, I like Stafford, I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: like all it boy, damn seven Francisco thold Man. Yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell you what that Vaughan Miller coming
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: off that edge and that and Donald Yeah, Garoppolo gonna
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: have to get on a horse man, So they're gonna
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: be fuming, I think in the Super Bowl, Man, Yeah,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be the Kansas City Chief versus the Los
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Angeles Ram. That is that is che the Ram super Bowl.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Let's see what happened. Man, all right, I don't feel
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: good about nothing. I see Thanking Pemp coming up. On
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We'll play a round of
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette right after this. You're listening, It's time for
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: our comedians to shine with comedy Roulette. Jay, break it
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: down real quick. Fourth, please, how it goes? Shelly, Take
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: three subjects. Put them on the wheel. Splitting the wheel
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: would stops. We'll do the damn thing. All right, here's
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: the subject. Things people say before you get in their
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: raggedy car. Okay, things people say when they lose a fight,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: and things people say about a jankie funeral. Let's go
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: all of those. I was number one thing people before
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: you get into their raggedy car. Jay, here we go.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: All right, it ain't gonna be that live. Once we
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: drive about forty five minutes. Okay. Things people say before
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: you get in their raggedy car. Man, let's just pray
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: before we get in here. Things people say before you
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: get in their raggedy car. Nephew enough, if you don't
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: want to fall out, make sure you put your coat
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: hanger on, that doughnall, put the cold hang on. I'm
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: just saying that that fact you don't want to fall
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: out of them. Things people say before you getting their
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: car steam Harvey. Look just climb in the window, man,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: that's how you get in. I can't win man, comedy roulette.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Things people say before you get in their raggedy car.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Night leaks gas, so I need you to hold its
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: take of gas? Do we get where we go in
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: case we run out? Okay. Things people say before you
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: getting their raggedy card. Listen to me, man, All I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: need you to do is make sure that plastics don't
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: come off that back window while I'm driving. Position right.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Things people say before you getting their raggedy car. After
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you listen, this car, do not make left turn? So
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: we got to where we're gonna? Got to know where
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: we're gonnas. We're making rights everywhere. We going right all
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the way. Things people say before you get in their
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: raggedy car. Steve, we ain't gonna be able to stop
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: at all the lights, waking stopping all the light style,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: just tell you that breaks ain't gonna catch you all over.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Things people say before you getting their raggedy car. Jay, Okay,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: you can sit there and cuss all night long, or
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: you can get your ass out and push that. We
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere til you push. Okay, nowhere people say
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: before you getting their raggedy car. Junior, listen to Timmy,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I need you to ride backwards. You can tell me
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: when I can get over what. I just need you
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: to ride backwards. You see the traffic coming, let me
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: know when I'm clearing. Things people say before you getting
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: their raggedy car. Atter you listen. If you move that
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: flow mat, you're gonna be looking at the street. You're
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: gonna be looking at the street. If you move that
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: flow mat. You hear me? Okay telling thieves people think
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: before you getting their raggedy car, Man, I don't want
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: you to trip, but in about five minutes, don't get
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: real smokey in him. Gonna be real smoking. We ain't
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to see a damn thing. And when
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: you get out, man, you're gonna smell like Carr. Put
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: this mask like car when you get out. Oh what minutes? That,
• 1:14:04
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  Speaker 1: You're really there, and it is hard to take two
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  Speaker 1: we'll play a round if would you rather bright? After this?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show time now, guys for another round
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  Speaker 1: of would you rather ready? Here we go. Would you
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: rather make love for ten minutes three days a week
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: or have a quickie every day? I want that quick
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: every every about the same damn time. Yeah day, Yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I'm good every day. No, it ain't. And you know that.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Y'all shut them la, what about your partner wife? But
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: y'all can quit them on the quickiest ten minutes, y'all
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: shut that down, y'all. No, no, no, Would you rather
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: make love for ten minutes three days a week or
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: just have a quickie every day? I take them three
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: days a week, man, Please, what's a quick what's it? Quick? Right? Quick?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You know what a quickie is? Ten minutes? Jay, you're
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: awfully quiet. I'm just saying I got all of that
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: going right now. Quickies and ten minutes in ten minutes,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm marking down both of those. So yeah, that's
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: my life, all right. All your golfers, would you rather
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: wear short short to play golf? Short? Short short? Or
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: would you rather play golf shirtless? Shirtless? Would too long?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Too long for sert? Would you rather short shorts? You know,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: like booty shorts? Like short shorts? Oh? Man, I got
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: to play another sport. I can't go I can't go
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: out here. You I'm not to give up golf shirt
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: either one of them. You wanted them to the option,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: I got to give up golf. I'm not for sure
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: you pick out here no damn speedos. No way in
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: the hell. You many memes I be shirtless looking for
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: a ball. Let me say something. You can't be. You
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: can't be. You don't understand how you look when you're
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: in the golfing stands. To look good in a golfing stance,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: you have to be in superior shape because because you're crunching,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: your body ain't gonna it ain't gonna look like. I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: don't look good in the shirt when I set up
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: to the golf ball. I know getting here where you
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: take this shirt off right now, I'm gonna lose. I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: lose my fan base, not your total. Your fans are
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: talk all let's workout. Have been on fashion Bomb daily
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  Speaker 1: and all this down. All right, guys, thank you. Coming up.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day on this Friday,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one out only,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, our fearless leader, at forty nine minutes after
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are on this Friday and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: the week, our last break right here. This is it right, yes,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: get it out if you have somebody hit it in February,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: baby one down eleven ago and this year, man, this
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: year is flying back. Yeah yeah, yeah, man, hey buddy, Yeah,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: this'n for some black history. Man, time for I have
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: a question for everybody. Do you think we're gonna get
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: past this pandemic cor this COVID. No, it's gonna be
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: around for other or for a while. I think it's
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: gonna be around for a very very long time unless
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: they come up with for the cure for it. Yeah,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: they're talking about I ain't heard nothing about that, but
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: that's just therapeutic. That'll probably be if you have it,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: like you know, like tama flu, you take the pie, yeah,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: and then that doesn't stop you from ever getting the
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: flue though, So maybe I guess everybody I don't see,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and they keep switching the variance and all
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: this here. I don't know what's happening, but uh, you know.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: And then then you got people that don't want to
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  Speaker 1: get vaccinated, and just how they don't want to and
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  Speaker 1: don't want to wear mask. You don't want to do that?
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  Speaker 1: I got, man, You got people don't want to wear mask,
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  Speaker 1: got people don't want to get vaccinated it, you got
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  Speaker 1: people walking around asy symptomatic, giving it to people who
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: are not going to be asymptomatic because of just you know,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to wear masks on the freedom. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to. You got all these carns in these
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  Speaker 1: stores and coffee shops. Fighting is standing around in there
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  Speaker 1: without a mask, and you gotta wear masks and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is too much ignorant, man, too much. All these
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  Speaker 1: Karens is getting the asswhipped there. I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: know one caring at one. All of them pretty much
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  Speaker 1: getting the asswhopped because you asked for it. See, you've
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: been a carrying your entire life right now you have
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  Speaker 1: h you had some stupidity to attach it to, and
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  Speaker 1: you got some people that's fed up. Yeah, like I
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: was watching Oh surely I started watching Yellowstone right Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all love it. And this guy's getting in the fight
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: and the guy that was threatening him, he told him,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: he said what I've heard many black dudes say, Hey man, today, today,
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  Speaker 1: today ain't the day. He told him when he first
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: grabbed his arm, he said, hey man, today ain't the day.
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  Speaker 1: This dude's wife didn't left him, No, she told him
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  Speaker 1: he can't see your son no more and here you coming,
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  Speaker 1: you grab he said, today ain't the day. And that's
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: what's happening with a lot of these cans. You run
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: up into these people. What today and today today we're
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: dealing with the always always wonder. I always wonder. Once
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  Speaker 1: you get your ass whoop from not wearing a mask,
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  Speaker 1: does that make you wear a mask or does it
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  Speaker 1: really makes you think about it? Yet you definitely get
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: some mask. Then getting that mask, you get your ass
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: when you start to tell other people put your mask on,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: put your mask on. Oh, now you're on the campaign.
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  Speaker 1: Move your campaign. It's a movement. Now mask, I ask
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: which one you want? Your mask? Your man? Right, We
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: can do that, and we still have to wash our
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: hands and and keep all that hygiene and stuff. We
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  Speaker 1: have to do that all. You know, we still know
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  Speaker 1: how nasty we was before this. We were pretty nasty.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: But you out of paper towels. They have no more
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: paper towels. People are washing their hands. Back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: nobody watched it. I didn't understand how we ran out
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: a toilet tissue. What does COVID have to do with
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: that party? Because you're gonna be at home, Yeah, and
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: you didn't want to run now and not at work
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: using the restroom. That's what it is. Yeah. I saw
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: an article they were talking about buffets, and this guy said,
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  Speaker 1: we thinking eating food over a thing that had a
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: sneeze guard already there. Like, why all right, are we
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: the stuff we did before directly off the buffet? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I do because you because y'all know all the times
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: we uhould go to Vegas and everything. Somebody worked with us.
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  Speaker 1: Their favorite thing was buffet's. Yeah, just trying to get
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  Speaker 1: everybody go to buffet with it. I never went to
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  Speaker 1: the buffet, man, you need this buffet is great. I
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: don't go to buffets. Man, that's something I still don't do.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: And when I go to restaurants, I go like golf
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: trips and they have like buffet's servings that morning. That's
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: not for me. Bring me a menu, bro, yeah, bring
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: me Sorry the buffet. The buffet is only nine ninety nine.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: You get all this. I don't want all that, right,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: just be honest yourself. The buffet is dirteke okay, the
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: buffet is dirtet. I don't want all that. I also
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: read that plastic surgeons a lot of people are getting
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: things done with plastics, certain plastic surgery, because they're on
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Zoom and they see themselves and they want to get
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: things changed. And and honestly it's true for me anyway,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: because that's what made me get invisilized. These invisilized now,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: which I hate, by the way, but I have them
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: because I was on Zoom and I don't know. I
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: didn't like I didn't Yeah, I didn't like the way
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: my teeth looked. And you know, we're all teeth people
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: on this show. And I was like, I've been trying
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: to figure out where to put this camera for this
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: zoom so my nose, don't look at it. What you
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  Speaker 1: come up with? You, I tried. This ain't gonna right
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: here right now, see yourself, show your side. Hey, y'all,
• 1:25:59
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• 1:26:00
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