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2 Maccabees Chapter 9: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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[SPEAKER_02]: I said, wife, do you know what we're doing today?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yesterday we read second macabees chapter eight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, it's fucking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and in that one, we had, um, I think it was Nick and Norme, if somebody had 20,000 troops and then like they came after, you know, the Jews and then, and then, and then, Judas macabees was like, let's get 6,000.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to split up into four groups of like 1500.
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[SPEAKER_01]: because God is God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He owes us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's about that time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And so God and God helped apparently, even though there was a whole other accounting of the same exact fucking story with like a little no mention of God.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No mention.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just feel like that's a big part that would have been mentioned.
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[SPEAKER_01]: regardless of how, you know, detailed.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The accounting was like, if God's there, he was going to like, God was there, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Listen, as an atheist, if God came in, I definitely would include it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But likewise, likewise, if I was a believer, I would also definitely include it as a, don't you want to join our team?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, yeah, like, let me look God, God, God.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: One if God was one of us, I mean, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah, and thought our war with all of us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that actually didn't go with what we were saying at all.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It popped in there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess, anyway.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that was a second macabee's chapter eight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, fuck was.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Which means that today we're getting into.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Second macadudos, chapter nine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They don't just look like one of us.
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[SPEAKER_00]: That threw me off.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like the fuck you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Your face was like, what is happening?
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is the beginning of the chapter, babe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not a song intro.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I felt like singing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes I sing and it spurred bit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then I guess cough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, I wanted to contend with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love singing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think our fans know, too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's just fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Singing is fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Think about it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Think about how great life would be if it was a musical and you had to be like We all are out of toilet paper.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That one show that we watched a schmiggadoon was a schmiggadoon My god, it was so good.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Such a fantastic Yes, musical show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was a good musical show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was amazing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if you haven't seen schmiggadoon You should watch me get in
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[SPEAKER_01]: It sadly ended abruptly, I think.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It did not get picked up for another season.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it really should have, yeah, fantastic.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then there was the gay pirates.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Was that an inch make it in?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh the gold!
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[SPEAKER_02]: The gay pirate shit!
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's all gone.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and Star Trek.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Star Trek always, always Star Trek.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not that Star Trek isn't good, just, you know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We always watch Star Trek.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We always watch Star Trek, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which, which for an update, we're in discovery now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We just finished season one of Discovery.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We did.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Again, we had seen Discovery before, but it didn't be though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It didn't be though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So long as we've seen it, we hardly remember to anything that we've seen before.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I...
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[SPEAKER_02]: halfway through season one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I know I saw the first parts were familiar.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I remembered them, but the whole last half of season one, I haven't, I don't think I've ever seen it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Literally, I don't think I ever.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It tells that way to me too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think maybe we'll watch like the first half of season one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then there's the break, you know, and then there's a lot of these two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then it popped us into season two.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we saw
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[SPEAKER_02]: So this was fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was fun because we were like, whoa, that's cool.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's how Georgia came back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We were very confused about a lot of things the first time around.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And now it makes so much more sense.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm still confounded why so many people didn't like it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I have to think it's because there was gay people.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I have to think it's because there was a black woman as a main cast member.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So there's the new one coming out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: The Starfleet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Starfleet Academy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's so funny.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's a new one coming out when I pretty sure they're about to start second season though or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's pretty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that's correct.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's in least partway through the first season.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they're okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The reason I brought it up is because like Steven Miller and Elon Musk are bashing it online.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[UNKNOWN]: And
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[SPEAKER_01]: the joke is that they haven't even been able to watch it yet.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And actually we watched that guy that you saw that you were watching that the likes, the Star Trek stuff, and he said he had a preview of it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But that was like month or two ago.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so maybe it's out, but we're not in season two.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, we're not in season two, but we're definitely like pretty far through season one at this point.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I can actually accept that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I haven't seen it, but we are definitely through season one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I've only heard bad things from mega adjacent people.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because it's too progressive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, there's a whole thing that these shives has done more than once about how they miss the whole fucking point and how the mental fucking pretzel you have to go through to make yourself realize that you're not the bad guy or something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: for the records, Steve Shives is somebody that wife likes that's on YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he's brilliant and great.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he does wonderful commentary on both Star Trek and the news and among other things, I think he's brilliant.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I always find it like he covers this in his videos.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's always such a weird thing to me that, that maga people, they don't like Star Trek in the first place, and then also that they get the wrong message from it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm like, what?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, what show were you fucking watch?
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're like back in my day, Star Trek wasn't so progressive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: These new fingled old man shakes this at cloud.
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[SPEAKER_02]: These new fingled versions of Star Trek, and I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Our check was always progressive, and I don't think that you understand what you were watching, and
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[SPEAKER_01]: You, you did not know like the whole kind of like, you know, I kind of equated to how I how people misinterpret not misinterpret how they pitch Christianity versus how it's practiced You don't I mean like there's this whole idea of this loving God and this loving Jesus But then in reality, it's something else because they they they practice something different
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[SPEAKER_02]: And they think Jesus is too woke and real life.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, but it's the same translation to the like the same people that talk about Star Trek.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So there's this whole break, there's this whole, you know, not people aren't taking it right or something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The very wing is kind of dumb on us.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I'm not taking all right, but I don't think that's true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it can't possibly be true because Starfleet is about diversity and equality and equal rights for all and our differences make us stronger because we can bring different ideas to the table that we're here to for unthought of because we couldn't have thought about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Talk about socialism, they don't even have money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, come on.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're getting it wrong.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Star Trek has always been progressive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And Jesus is loving forgiveness, but they want to say that Jesus is too woke.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's not me misunderstanding their religion.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's them deciding that their fucking religion isn't working for them anymore.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So they need to redefine it and go old school.
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[SPEAKER_01]: To be perfectly fair, Jesus and Christianity is whatever the fuck they want it to be.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's just a book that can be interpreted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's so fucking wrong.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, that's totally true.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I mean, Jesus is more, Jesus may have started out like this, you know, back in the earliest centuries, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like the Zebra year or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like, Jesus may have started out as a Middle East concept and then Christianity grew into Europe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I'm telling you that Jesus today is totally an American concept because you just don't really, you hear about like God
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the Bible and practicing religion and stuff in other countries, but Jesus in America is like an entirely different beast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You may want to walk that back just a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus is definitely not exclusive to the United States.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The way it is practiced in the United States is definitely different than the rest of the world, but it is not exclusive to the United States.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't say Jesus was exclusive to the United States.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I said Jesus as a very like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: leader of the religion kind of thing is very much an American concept, like buddy Jesus, very American.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sure, like that's a wise version of Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm saying, the way like other countries, they're less like Jesus centric.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're more just like, yeah, I'm a Christian.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I go to church.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I practice Christianity.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But if they talk about Jesus at all, it's Christ like, you know, I don't know, it just feels like they're they're talking about a different guy than the American here next door, like I don't know it's definitely different here it is based on our talks with a lot of people that are not from here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: America definitely they read everything wrong.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The right wing does anyways.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We have a lot of propaganda here So he sure is fucked do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, anyways.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Second Macadoodle chapter nine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We started doing yeah We did or read that chapter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we're like what 10 minutes in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We are.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's funny.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, let's do it ready.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay No doubt that time Doubt that time right about that time
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[SPEAKER_02]: And Tyokus, we're treated in order, no, let me do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're going to read, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, now about that time, and Tyokus, we treated in disorder from the region of Persia.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so order, disorder, disorder, disorder.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently wife singing tonight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, that was, that was good though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'd say it wasn't good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just, you were treated in that song from the region of Persia, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For he had entered into the city called Persepolis.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he attempted to rob a temple and to control the city.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you all have not read Persepolis, you really should.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's such a good graphic novel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then we saw the animated version of it later.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know from your face, you have no idea what I'm talking about.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We loved it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's very good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, there's Persepolis 2 has recently come out, I believe, and I want to read it really bad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love the first one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he went into Persepolis, attempted to rob a temple and to control the city.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Attempt it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Attempt it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Therefore, the multitude rushed in and the people of the country turned to defend themselves with weapons.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, fuck nah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: and it came to pass that entire kiss was put to flight by the people of the country and broke his camp with disgrace.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he broke his camp.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you see this tent that you're a boom, I stepped on it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just broke your fucking camp.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I'm breaking camp.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, I know, I know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's funny, like I broke your fucking camp.
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[SPEAKER_02]: How you like me now, bitch?
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, hold on, while he was at Eccabatana.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Eccabatana, from Persepolis, Persepolis.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think he ran away to Eccabatana.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then while he was at Eccabatana, news was brought to him about what had happened to Nickenor.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he was right in a way, having had his camp broken at Persepolis.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, fuck me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm fucked.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nickenor is getting beat up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And the forces of Timothy S.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Being overcome by his anger as you would when somebody stepped on your teeth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was going to say you wouldn't want to be that messenger to the problem.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He plans to make the Jews suffer for the evil deeds of those who had put him to flight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Then he was already frying people up in frying pants.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, what is it going to, what, how do you, how do you up that game?
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[SPEAKER_02]: He is mad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Before he did it with Glee.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Big mad now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Now he's big mad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Therefore, with judgment from heaven, even now accompanying him, he ordered his charioteer to drive without ceasing until he completed the journey.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For he arrogantly said this, I will make Jerusalem a common graveyard of Jews when I come there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I have some things to say.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It says, therefore, with the judgment from heaven, even now accompanying him.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he's like, that y'all way, he's real pissed of me, but I'm gonna do this anyway.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let me ask you this, if you believed in your heart that a God, not the God, because it's proven that there was more than one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, well, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But these people believed in more than one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There was more than one God to believe in.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he's like, that y'all way, that one God over there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's really, really pissed at me, and he's giving me judgment.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But even so, even though there is literally a God pissed at me and after me, and fucking my shit up, I'm still going to do some stuff that I want to do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We talked about this last time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that the other God's inner inner, this is written by somebody who is,
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[SPEAKER_01]: uh, uh, follower of y'all wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like this book is written by someone who's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they're there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're throwing these things into the mix when they don't really belong there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, I know, and they're in their, and they're like, whoa, that guy had a god after him, and he was so,
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[SPEAKER_02]: Um, he shook his fist and defied that god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, he wasn't even thinking about that god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He did not believe in that god.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So of course, you can't be scared of a thing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You don't believe in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's like when people threaten me with health fires.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, I can't possibly be afraid of that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't believe in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So you telling me if you don't read this, you're going to go to hell is like you telling me if you don't believe this, penguins are going to come out of your butthole.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've had somebody say something like that to me like seriously to my face for something stupid.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember the exact context, but like I started laughing because I thought it was a joke and they were, and I'm like, oh sorry to, so you really did want me to,
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll go burn a hell though.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, all right, I'm just going to go.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just was clear of that up because you know, I'm just going to go, yeah, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So that was the first thing I wanted to say.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he's like, even though this one guy named Y'all way, this God is after me, I'm still going to make my chariotier drive without ceasing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So he's got a fucking chariot here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I just want to stop for him and I appreciate that he's got a chariot here.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, go, bitch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't stop to like say, stop.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then they just keep going.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, I get there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, is he riding with him?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is this like a little bit of a red?
15:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, in order to carry it here to drive without seizing until he completed the journey.
16:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, all right.
16:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so dude is like nonstop.
16:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Now is the chariot here like is that a horse drawn chariot or is that like a dude that's pulling him along no okay so it is a horse that poor horsey that's why I don't want to get to great and I think that that's me just because you're mad you make your horse one fast and long maybe it wasn't that far away we don't know
16:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he made it and go until he completed the journey.
16:29
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't journey sounds like more than a couple miles.
16:33
[SPEAKER_01]: I bet they stopped for a piss break or something.
16:35
[SPEAKER_02]: I bet they did poor course.
16:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
16:37
[SPEAKER_02]: And then the fact that he said, I will make Jerusalem a common graveyard of Jews when I come there.
16:43
[SPEAKER_02]: That is a very strong statement.
16:45
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
16:45
[SPEAKER_02]: and it would make a great line in a movie, but I don't like that he's like, fuck all them Jews, I'm gonna kill them like that's too yucky.
16:54
[SPEAKER_02]: I did not feel comfortable reading that line and I just want to put it out there that that was in the book and not me.
17:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I ain't saying all that.
17:03
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah.
17:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Just to be clear, just wanted to make sure everybody knows where I stand.
17:07
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not saying let's do a genocide.
17:10
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, in fact, but right now that the line that we're having to walk is a podcast and politics wise is that Israel seems to be, and really the United States now at this point with regard to Iran.
17:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, look, there's this thing called the Geneva Convention, right?
17:28
[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard that.
17:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Where we decided that assassinating people.
17:32
[SPEAKER_01]: not a cool thing to do, right?
17:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Like we don't, we don't, we're not down with assassins.
17:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Whether it's via war or a quote unquote targeted action.
17:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
17:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Whatever the fuck herb or adjective, now you want to use.
17:45
[SPEAKER_01]: They just appointed the new Iatola to replace the one they killed, you know?
17:49
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a son.
17:50
[SPEAKER_01]: And they immediately within 24 hours killed his dad and his wife.
17:56
[SPEAKER_02]: And I know that that's awesome.
17:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I love that for me.
17:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, target of assassinations is like a play in this war.
18:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, and you can't tell me that this is fighting terrorists and we're not, we're, look, we are assassinating leaders of countries.
18:11
[SPEAKER_01]: That is what we're doing.
18:13
[UNKNOWN]: Yep.
18:13
[SPEAKER_02]: And what I don't love is being put in the position of having to defend bad people.
18:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Stop it, United States, stop it.
18:22
[SPEAKER_01]: And again, I'm not trying to defend Iran.
18:26
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just like, I don't think we're really living up to the ideal of what it is to be America.
18:32
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that Christians are living up to the ideal of being Christian and I don't think America is living up to the ideal of being American.
18:40
[SPEAKER_01]: We just watched Discovery where Burnham was.
18:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, how relevant.
18:45
[SPEAKER_02]: I literally, I'm getting goosebumps.
18:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I had put that together.
18:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was like the second to last or maybe it was last episode of this season.
18:52
[SPEAKER_01]: She's one.
18:53
[SPEAKER_01]: She stood up to her entire entire generation.
18:56
[SPEAKER_02]: the admiral but yeah the entire then they were going to do a genocide on on the clean on walls and she was like no this is not what we are and then she's like the the very first fucking episode of this show and what she said but you know she's like I stood up to my captain because I thought that taking shortcuts and you know doing something for the greater good
19:25
[SPEAKER_02]: My rank and my membership in your little Federation club like you took away my Starfleet everything and you threw me in jail because you told me That's not how we do and because the thing is you were brave.
19:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and that's that's what she went on to say like
19:43
[SPEAKER_02]: you know that that's not right because that's what the rules say and that's how you treated me but now that it's not convenient because it's you know we're losing the war now all of the sudden we forgot our principles i don't fucking think so and that's just what kills me is like we're not even losing the war and we still don't have principles right we're like you know speaking of this current day and time this kind of we're even had war with this way what
20:14
[SPEAKER_01]: whatever.
20:15
[SPEAKER_01]: It's all stupid.
20:16
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not being very American right now and we're certainly not being Christian.
20:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
20:21
[SPEAKER_02]: And I don't care for it.
20:22
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't care for it, sir.
20:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not here for that.
20:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously.
20:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Obviously.
20:27
[SPEAKER_02]: But the old scene Lord.
20:29
[SPEAKER_01]: I'll see you in Lord.
20:30
[SPEAKER_02]: The God of Israel.
20:31
[SPEAKER_01]: The God of Israel.
20:34
[SPEAKER_02]: God struck him with a fatal and invisible stroke.
20:37
[SPEAKER_02]: Boom dead.
20:39
[SPEAKER_01]: That's a way, a way, a way, a way, and tie a kiss with a chariot driver.
20:44
[SPEAKER_02]: The, um, and tie a kiss.
20:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.
20:46
[SPEAKER_01]: This is how he died, just he.
20:48
[SPEAKER_02]: The all-seeing Lord, the God of Israel struck him with a fatal and invisible stroke.
20:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Boom, dead.
20:53
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like the chariot driver was like, fuck this shit.
20:56
[SPEAKER_02]: And he hit a rock on the fence, yeah.
20:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Oopsie, dude, flew out.
21:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what happened.
21:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
21:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
21:03
[SPEAKER_02]: I tried really hard to see it in his chest.
21:06
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how that happened.
21:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I could not find a doctor anywhere, nobody had the same blood type, like that's what I would be doing as soon as he had finished speaking this word the I will make Jerusalem a common graveyard of Jews when I come there Yeah, as soon as he finished speaking this word and a curable pain of the bowels seized him
21:30
[SPEAKER_02]: with bitter torments of the inner parts.
21:33
[SPEAKER_02]: And that most justly for he had tormented other men's bowels with many and strange sufferings.
21:40
[SPEAKER_01]: So the fight, so he had explosive diarrhea that literally exploded.
21:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Is that what happened?
21:45
[SPEAKER_01]: His butthole exploded.
21:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
21:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's crazy.
21:48
[SPEAKER_02]: He had prolapse or something and his ass fell out.
21:52
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
21:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever heard of that?
21:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I have.
21:54
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
21:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, you can poop so hard that you're your bung, bung hole like pops out backwards.
22:00
[SPEAKER_01]: That's not something I wanted to discuss tonight.
22:02
[SPEAKER_02]: No, me neither.
22:04
[SPEAKER_02]: I've heard of it, but I'm not.
22:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Good morning, everybody.
22:06
[SPEAKER_01]: You got your cup of coffee.
22:10
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, you do know I'm childish.
22:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And so if you're listening, that's kind of on you unless you're new in which case apologies and welcome and also sorry, not sorry.
22:20
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
22:22
[SPEAKER_02]: but he in no way ceased from his rude insolence.
22:25
[SPEAKER_02]: He's pooping everywhere.
22:27
[SPEAKER_02]: His bowels are exploding and he's like, oh, and he goes, and no, he was filled with even more ever against breathing, fire in his passion against the Jews and giving orders to hasten the journey.
22:40
[SPEAKER_02]: I hope I gotta shit so bad.
22:44
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm struggling to fight because I'm I'm I thought he said this and then they they went nonstop to go to the Jews They did they're on their way in.
22:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so like this is he had being in curable bowel disease You got on a chariot?
22:59
[SPEAKER_02]: No, while he's in the chariot.
23:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, he's in the chariot Well, he's in the chariot.
23:03
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like he's like chariot driver.
23:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't stop till we get there Who are you?
23:07
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they didn't stop for a bathroom break.
23:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's what happened
23:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, my bell's hurt, but keep going on more and kill those motherfuckers, yeah.
23:17
[SPEAKER_02]: But he came to pass more over.
23:18
[SPEAKER_02]: That he's still for his turn.
23:21
[SPEAKER_00]: He's so sorry.
23:27
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sorry.
23:28
[SPEAKER_02]: That's he's that coming.
23:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Let me ask you this, you're in a chariot with somebody in the turtle bowel disease.
23:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you not push them overboard to get rid of this thing?
23:46
[SPEAKER_00]: He's like an easy target.
23:47
[SPEAKER_00]: Right?
23:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Who's stinky?
23:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
23:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Because they're taking a little bit of what they're going.
23:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, excuse me.
23:55
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, well, pardon me.
23:56
[SPEAKER_00]: I do not get paid enough for this shit.
24:01
[SPEAKER_02]: All right, so it came to pass over that he fell from his chariot as a rushed along and having a grievous fall was tortured in all of the members of his body.
24:13
[SPEAKER_01]: All the members.
24:14
[SPEAKER_01]: He broke his death.
24:16
[SPEAKER_02]: My man broke its dick.
24:23
[SPEAKER_00]: I fell from period.
24:24
[SPEAKER_00]: Not bro, my dick.
24:26
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a country's old begging to be made.
24:30
[SPEAKER_02]: he who had just supposed himself to have the waves of the sea at his bidding because he was so super humanly arrogant and who thought to weigh the heights of the mountains in a balance was now brought to the ground and carried in a litter showing to all that the power was obviously
24:58
[SPEAKER_01]: So this way, he had worms already in and this swarmed out.
25:02
[SPEAKER_02]: This worm.
25:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Damn, this kind of is like this body.
25:05
[SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck happened to him?
25:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And while he was still living in English and peas, his flesh fell off.
25:14
[SPEAKER_02]: His fucking skin was like, no bum out.
25:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Skinny is bones.
25:24
[SPEAKER_02]: This game was like by Felicia.
25:30
[SPEAKER_01]: As much as I've enjoyed this recounting of how God works for this guy.
25:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I, I, this, this was not mentioned at all in the first story.
25:41
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, this, this is too red to the mention.
25:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Really, I'm fine.
25:44
[SPEAKER_00]: Like, what the fuck?
25:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay, the, the, the worm swarmed out of the impious man's body.
25:52
[SPEAKER_02]: And while he was still living in anguish and pains, his flesh fell off, and by reason of the stench.
26:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, are we done with you?
26:06
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sick.
26:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, see you.
26:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.
26:13
[SPEAKER_00]: We might get to this guy.
26:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay.
26:18
[SPEAKER_02]: All the army turned with loading from his decay.
26:21
[SPEAKER_02]: My man was so sick.
26:27
[SPEAKER_01]: That wasn't happening.
26:28
[SPEAKER_01]: This guy was so much he turned an army around.
26:29
[SPEAKER_01]: Stay guess.
26:33
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm the chair in the view of Stinky, I was kidding.
26:39
[SPEAKER_00]: I'm just a bad view like a big pool of lean, far smoke coming out.
26:44
[SPEAKER_00]: That's here, like, what a long day.
26:47
[SPEAKER_02]: And then there were worms, and then, and then it skinned the walls.
26:52
[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like this guy's doing a visit to the doctor well before this.
26:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.
26:58
[SPEAKER_02]: This, this, it all happened so suddenly.
27:02
[SPEAKER_02]: The man who a little before is opposed himself to touch the stars of heaven.
27:08
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
27:09
[SPEAKER_02]: No one could endure to carry because of his intolerable stench.
27:13
[SPEAKER_00]: This is what a matter of brought.
27:15
[SPEAKER_02]: My Lord, you do sting.
27:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we're already coming out, Shay.
27:19
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what are you going to do?
27:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sorry, mine, Emperor.
27:24
[SPEAKER_02]: But the stench is too great.
27:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Night fart is upon me.
27:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Before he began in great part to cease from his arrogance.
27:35
[SPEAKER_02]: He's still alive.
27:36
[SPEAKER_00]: What?
27:36
[SPEAKER_02]: He's got worms crawling in and out.
27:39
[SPEAKER_00]: And what will he be carrying?
27:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Again fell off.
27:41
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
27:42
[SPEAKER_02]: He's, but apparently he's still alive.
27:44
[SPEAKER_00]: He's still alive.
27:45
[SPEAKER_00]: He's still alive.
27:45
[SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
27:46
[SPEAKER_00]: All right.
27:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Therefore, he began in great part to cease from his arrogance.
27:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Being broken and spirit and to come to knowledge under the scores of God, his pains increasing every moment.
27:58
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like,
27:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Leave me your way is real, we'll god damn, that's me god damn!
28:03
[SPEAKER_01]: I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like giving this this like, come to the god moment.
28:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Come, you want to say, come to the gym, yeah, come to the gym, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
28:18
[SPEAKER_01]: So our dead dude and I'm sorry no one no one this didn't happen.
28:23
[SPEAKER_02]: This didn't happen.
28:24
[SPEAKER_02]: This didn't happen.
28:25
[SPEAKER_01]: But listen You might have died, but I mean he did this didn't happen.
28:28
[SPEAKER_02]: But listen When he himself could not stand his own smile
28:36
[SPEAKER_02]: My eyes do stink, so mighty that that happens on me, holy moly do I stink.
28:47
[SPEAKER_02]: He said these words It is right to be subject to God and that one who is mortal should not think they are equal to God Right, right, I'm sorry.
28:58
[SPEAKER_02]: That did not happen.
29:00
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no
29:01
[SPEAKER_01]: No, I love how they stir these like he's he's by himself these these they're like God's so amazing this other God that I don't know anything about but like he's the Jewish God and obviously he's so powerful He made me stink skin fall off and worms worms worms and don't forget apparently I still can talk to say to these great
29:25
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know who I'm talking to because they know buddy by me, right?
29:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
29:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Who's writing this shit down?
29:30
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
29:30
[SPEAKER_02]: That ain't me because my hands don't have skin on it.
29:32
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
29:34
[SPEAKER_02]: The vile man vowed to the sovereign Lord according to somebody.
29:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody.
29:40
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
29:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Who now no more would have pity upon him.
29:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, he was praying to God and God was like so.
29:49
[SPEAKER_02]: saying that the holy city to which he was going in haste to lay it even with the ground and to make it a common graveyard, he would declare free concerning the Jews whom he had decided not even to count worthy of burial but to cast them out to the animals with their infants for the birds to devour, he would make them all equal to citizens of Athens.
30:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Holy sanctuary, which before he had plundered, he would adorn with best offerings and would restore all the sacred vessels many times multiplied, and out of his own revenues would defray the charges that were required for the sacrifices.
30:31
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, please put my skin back on his face.
30:34
[SPEAKER_01]: Does he even want to continue living at that time?
30:36
[SPEAKER_01]: He died.
30:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say he died in the name.
30:39
[SPEAKER_02]: They said that it was all this happened all of a sudden on the one who assumed he died Got it.
30:45
[SPEAKER_02]: I said boom dad.
30:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like worst case terror.
30:48
[SPEAKER_01]: He's had a bad case diarrhea Probably you know, I mean like shit as we all the way to the Jewish.
30:52
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, what would we have in a lot back then?
30:54
[SPEAKER_01]: You know, that's one thing.
30:55
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean it's a bad meat.
30:57
[SPEAKER_02]: So yeah
30:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Besides all this, he said that he would be calm at you and with visit every inhabited place proclaiming the power of God.
31:07
[SPEAKER_02]: But when his sufferings did in no way cease for the judgment of God had come upon him and righteousness had been given up.
31:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Just think of what they did to themselves.
31:15
[SPEAKER_01]: You did just let him live.
31:17
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:17
[SPEAKER_01]: All the things.
31:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
31:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
31:19
[SPEAKER_02]: So when God didn't change his mind, put his skin back on him, okay?
31:23
[SPEAKER_02]: He wrote with his skinless hands to the Jews.
31:27
[SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
31:27
[SPEAKER_02]: The letter written below having the nature of a supplication to this effect.
31:33
[SPEAKER_02]: He wrote some kind of letter to this effect.
31:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
31:37
[SPEAKER_02]: With skinless hands.
31:38
[SPEAKER_01]: That's that's crazy.
31:39
[SPEAKER_02]: That's so weird.
31:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
31:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
31:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, ready.
31:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
31:42
[SPEAKER_02]: Here's the letter.
31:43
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm ready to the worthy Jewish citizen worthy and tire kiss king and general wishes much joy and health and prosperity.
31:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
31:54
[SPEAKER_02]: May you and your children farewell
31:56
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
31:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And may your affairs be as you wish.
32:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Having my hope in heaven, I remembered with affection, your honor and good will.
32:07
[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, I'm going to appeal to the people instead of God, and by doing so hope that I can still get into their Jewish heaven.
32:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
32:16
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
32:17
[SPEAKER_02]: But this is weird.
32:18
[SPEAKER_02]: This is a whole thing is weird.
32:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Returning out of the region of Persia and being
32:27
[SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't mean that that annoying sickness like when I get the flu My skin doesn't fall off nor do I have worms sure and I still think of it as more than annoying
32:43
[SPEAKER_02]: I deemed it necessary because of the snowing sickness.
32:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
32:46
[SPEAKER_02]: I deemed it necessary to take thought for the common safety of all, not despairing of myself, of course, but having great hope to escape from the sickness.
32:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I am writing to you because this is me summing up what he has said so far.
33:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
33:04
[SPEAKER_02]: I am writing to you because my ass hurts.
33:06
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think please God help me.
33:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Please please please.
33:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Please send your God to help me.
33:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Please please please.
33:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Please.
33:13
[SPEAKER_01]: You know where your God get this shit taken care of.
33:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes please please please.
33:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Please.
33:19
[SPEAKER_02]: But.
33:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Considering that my father also at the time he led an army into the upper country appointed his successor to the end that if anything fell out contrary to expectation or if any unwelcome titans were brought, the people in the country knowing to whom the state had been left might not be troubled and more over observing how the prince this is a long sentence.
33:43
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
33:43
[SPEAKER_02]: how the princes who were along the borders and neighbors to my kingdom watched for opportunities and look for the future event.
33:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I have appointed my son and Tyacus to be king.
33:53
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I'm an anti-acus and he's an anti-acus and wouldn't you want to be anti-acus too?
34:01
[SPEAKER_02]: whom I often entrusted and commended to most of you when I was hurrying to the upper provinces.
34:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I've written to him what is written below.
34:10
[SPEAKER_02]: I therefore urge you and beg you having in your remembrance the benefits done to you in common and separately to preserve your present goodwill each of you toward me and my son.
34:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm about to die.
34:25
[SPEAKER_02]: My skin fell off.
34:26
[SPEAKER_02]: I have worms and I stink.
34:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Just so you know, I've made my son king.
34:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Please be nice to him and don't take it out on him the fact that I was an asshole.
34:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like this is more like he's dying and he's like don't fuck my son over.
34:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know, please don't put him in an asshole.
34:42
[SPEAKER_02]: That's all it is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: For I am persuaded that he in gentleness and kindness will follow my purpose and treat you with
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[SPEAKER_01]: And that's only if this had it was actually ever written.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, I mean, like, yeah, I don't know what to believe here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But if it was written, it was merely because he was dying and didn't want a son to be punished for his wrong theory.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's like, don't blame my son for the fact that I'm an asshole.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, that's what I'm going to do with worms coming out and the skin falling off and his ass blown off.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Or, or a belief in God.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And he sticks to the imagination.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So the murderer and blasphemer having endured the most intense sufferings even as he adult with other men ended his life among the mountains by a most pittiest fate in a strange land.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Philip his foster brother took the body home and then fearing the son of Antiochus he withdrew himself to tell him he, the lommeter, the lommeter in Egypt.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't I don't that didn't be that guy had to take his body anywhere crazy because yeah, they had to be disgusting That's why Philip left.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's like here's the body He's like hey son of entire kiss new and tired.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, here's your dad.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's dead and I have to go now Yeah, yeah, I'm scarred.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We have to go to Egypt now.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good bye.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I say to you good day
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[SPEAKER_02]: So that was it that was it then okay, that was more than enough.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I there we we finished with the first in Thai.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we are very untimely, I don't know about untimely, but he met a bad terrible death there according to this book.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was so stinky.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was done.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He was bloody and worthy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Man, me worms never be in my pain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I have learned from doing this for as long as we have you never want to be eating anything when listening to our podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's just never know what the fuck's going to happen, but like he can get pretty gross.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Suddenly with no warning, it's just like suddenly there's worms in your body.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Swarming.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Stop.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, that was second macabee's chapter nine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Sure, it's fuck was.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if you're listening to this when it comes out in the morning, that means that tonight, Tuesday, Tuesday at 10 pm Eastern, is our live on discord.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It sure sparkes.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you should join us there.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, yeah, you really should.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we'll definitely be doing it this week because we skipped last week because we suck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, because I was sad, Pupu.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, we yeah, that's, that's all part of sucking.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I had more time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We don't do episodes because we suck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I had worms.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't have worms.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't have worms.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't have worms.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And my skin did not follow up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But you should click on the link in the show notes, and you should join us there tonight, and we have a blast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It usually takes a half hour or more to get into the actual episode.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So just be prepared for that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You can arrive late and not have missed a goddamn thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's right, it's right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Except hanging out, which is the fun part.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So hopefully we'll see you tonight.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And, oh, and then after that, we'll be doing the next chapter, which would be
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you don't mean that same night.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, the next chapter that we do after our lives, our life is always not part of the regular Bible series.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So the next chapter that we do whenever we do it is going to be second Macadoodles chapter 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We'll see you then.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Don't keep buying.