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Gas Prices, Carla's Reality Update, Dherbs, Social Media and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things and it's to me through good it
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  Speaker 1: set together for Please, I don't join jo turning you go.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn You haven't
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your fad uh huh. I
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  Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. I need everybody today, everybody that's listening,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to catch fire today. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. You want to phrase it another way,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to catch on fire today. But I
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  Speaker 1: need you to catch fire today. I need today to
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  Speaker 1: be today that you stop complaining and you do something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why a lot of people can't move
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  Speaker 1: forward in their life because they complaining about their past?
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  Speaker 1: They always complaining, man about something? Is that explains the
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  Speaker 1: reason why they are. Let me help you with this
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  Speaker 1: right here. If you are steady complaining about the reason
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  Speaker 1: you are, you know, if I hadn't have met this man,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't have been involved with this woman. If
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't had this baby, if I had to never
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  Speaker 1: went down there, if I hadn't got arrested, if I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't it this, if I hadn't it if I had
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  Speaker 1: to just finished school, if I hadn't a hey, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
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  Speaker 1: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
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  Speaker 1: reason to justify and explain you not being successful. Can
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  Speaker 1: I share something with you about all of that? Guess
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  Speaker 1: what it is? You didn't got past all of it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't had the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: kill you, you didn't finish school, but you still standing.
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  Speaker 1: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
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  Speaker 1: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
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  Speaker 1: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
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  Speaker 1: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
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  Speaker 1: something happened to you when you as a kid. You're
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  Speaker 1: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
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  Speaker 1: was a little boy. Guess what you are man? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Some thing's happened to you that you haven't found closure on.
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  Speaker 1: The person that you're looking for closure from has moved on.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you that everything that has happened to you,
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  Speaker 1: do you know you've gotten past it? So why are
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  Speaker 1: you steady complaining about what has happened to you that
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  Speaker 1: has caused you to be in this position? But do
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  Speaker 1: you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop
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  Speaker 1: complaining today, catch fire. Let your pass be your past.
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  Speaker 1: I've told us to you a hundred times on this radio,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jake's told me
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  Speaker 1: something man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive
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  Speaker 1: your car if you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield is huge.
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  Speaker 1: The rearview mirror is this tiny thing that sits up there.
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  Speaker 1: Now all is far. It's so you can see stuff
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up on you. You. All the review mirror
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  Speaker 1: for is so you can assure yourself or listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: The review mirror is impt there to assure you that
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  Speaker 1: you've cleared something. See. That's what the review mirrors for.
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  Speaker 1: So when you pass it, corn, you want to switch lanes,
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  Speaker 1: you can glance updre and it says, okay, you're clear.
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  Speaker 1: Now you passed it. You can switch lanes. That's how
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  Speaker 1: all the review mirrors for. It ain't for you to
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  Speaker 1: stare at and dictate your life with what you're tripping for. Man,
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today today, Man quick complaining about everything that
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  Speaker 1: had happened to you? Life is ten percent. What happens
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  Speaker 1: to you is ninety percent. What you do about what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you? What are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 1: So what I got all this? Look, man, your story
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  Speaker 1: ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: I was homeless for three years. It's people been homeless
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  Speaker 1: for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride that out? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know I can't do nothing right now. I fell
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  Speaker 1: on hard times and I lost my place to stay.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you staying now? See the majority of people
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  Speaker 1: are staying somewhere right now. I was out there. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You was under the bridge a week ago. You're in
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  Speaker 1: the shelter. Now. Why are you still crying about the bridge?
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  Speaker 1: You're in the shelter now. Man. You know how you
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  Speaker 1: find your purpose, You get in touch with who created you.
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  Speaker 1: Because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.
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  Speaker 1: Now we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it.
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  Speaker 1: But we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel
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  Speaker 1: Sanders was frying chicken with a recipe that he was
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  Speaker 1: telling people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody believe him till he turned seventy? Why you think
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  Speaker 1: the dude us only Kentucky fried chicken signs is old.
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  Speaker 1: That dude ain't twenty up there he oh, he oh,
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, he had been frying that chicken
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  Speaker 1: for forty some years. They just found out about it
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  Speaker 1: when he was seventy. But he didn't give up his
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  Speaker 1: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,
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  Speaker 1: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: places when it's right there in you. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to go to school to find your gift. You're born
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  Speaker 1: with the gift to God God for you. You'll go
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  Speaker 1: to school to tack it on to something else. But
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  Speaker 1: your gift was already given to you. You were born
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  Speaker 1: with that. You don't have to go to college to
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  Speaker 1: know your guilt. Your college allows you to enhance it
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  Speaker 1: and to find something to attach it to, and hopefully
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  Speaker 1: you get a degree that attaches your gift to a
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  Speaker 1: vehicle where it can work. The problem with college is
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  Speaker 1: we go to college and we attach it to what
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  Speaker 1: we like or what we might be passionate about, and
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  Speaker 1: we ignore the gift we have. You know how many
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  Speaker 1: people and graduating from college ain't doing nothing they went
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  Speaker 1: to college for. Come on, man, you know why because
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  Speaker 1: you're discovering life, your guilt. You discover what you was
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  Speaker 1: born to do. I wasn't bought you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You know what my major was in college? It was advertising.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be in no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.
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  Speaker 1: But now guess what I can wake up every day
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  Speaker 1: and guess what I can tell you? I advertise. I've
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  Speaker 1: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
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  Speaker 1: me live at Madison Square Garden, Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Philips Arena. Come see me live at Joker's Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: Come see me live at Percy's. Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Ellis's Tavern. Come see me live. Come. I've been
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  Speaker 1: advertising the whole time, but I had a different purpose
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  Speaker 1: in mine because I went and I talked to God,
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  Speaker 1: and this is how you do it? You go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God and say, hey, God, look, okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I
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  Speaker 1: still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, but so
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  Speaker 1: I can quit wasting any more time? Would you help
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  Speaker 1: direct me and guide me to my purpose? I know
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  Speaker 1: you created me to do something. I just haven't found
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  Speaker 1: what it is. And the reason I haven't found what
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  Speaker 1: it is because I've been doing things my way. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't been checking what you confirmed with you on anything.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't locked in or tried to settle it up
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  Speaker 1: with you. I've been just doing my thing. Well, my
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  Speaker 1: thing has gotten me as far as it can get me.
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  Speaker 1: How about you takeover and do your thing now? Can
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  Speaker 1: you direct me in my path? I'm an open book.
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  Speaker 1: Treat me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How
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  Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This ain't
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  Speaker 1: no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited about today. I've got a lot to do. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening ladies and gentlemen. I don't know what you're doing,
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  Speaker 1: but we're about to start this show. Run us, take
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  Speaker 1: to your mark, get set. Oh yeah, that's that party.
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  Speaker 1: I just ran that the party probably. Yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: about six seven seconds. About what I do it in now? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there ain't gonna be no quick time. Charley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve Harvey, calin for real day Wednesday. What's happening,
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  Speaker 1: crew Junior? Morning of feet just chopping, nephew me. We
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna mention running my bad, my bad. Oh, don't
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  Speaker 1: bother me back. Oh I didn't. I didn't. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say it to bother you. I just said we want
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  Speaker 1: and you're running. That's all I'm gonna tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: both of y'all looking. I wasn't running. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you that right now. Oh because you were trying to start.
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  Speaker 1: Back when you were hater Chip, I think he said, girl, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't out run them now, but yeah, yeah, back then,
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't even been close. Knock I'll knock dog. Not
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. You already know that time. That's
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  Speaker 1: gonna stop this here, stop this. I can't beat them
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  Speaker 1: doing nothing running right now, not from here to there,
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  Speaker 1: here to nowhere? Doctor, Yeah, No, I ain't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: get out the blocks. I ain't gonna get to the
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  Speaker 1: halfway part first. I ain't gonna cross the tape. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be none of that. I'm gonna blow both my
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  Speaker 1: ham strings out if I try to run a forty
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  Speaker 1: right now. So I'm good, but I've grown to understand
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  Speaker 1: that accepted. I'm just happy that I'm healthy and you know,
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  Speaker 1: moving around and agile and you know, fly's fresh, you know, heart.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't praise God. I ain't on no prescription. Mad's
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  Speaker 1: praise God. I don't know how long I've been able
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  Speaker 1: to do that, but I'm doing it now. So I
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  Speaker 1: thank God for that. And so you know that's good.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be grateful for where you're at. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: was watching this, you know, when Will Smith took his
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  Speaker 1: shirt off and he got all these people. Chris Spencer's
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  Speaker 1: got involved with it too, and he posted something the
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  Speaker 1: other day saying, you know, after one week, I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to see results. Did you see the picture on this place? Man?
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  Speaker 1: So I saw that. He said, after one week, I'm
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  Speaker 1: already getting results. Whatever, And if he had me for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, and then I looked out. I say, this
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  Speaker 1: food right that boy and that picture is man. Did
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  Speaker 1: you see um Anthony Anderson's picture? Steve, I saw the
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  Speaker 1: woman before he worked out. I didn't understand that is
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  Speaker 1: he mad at himself? I like the confidence and all
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  Speaker 1: of them just throw it out there out yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't that damn confidence. So all right, we're moving on.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, asked
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  Speaker 1: the CLO the Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys, time now for ask the CLO.
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  Speaker 1: This one is from Kim and Detroit. Kim writes, I
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  Speaker 1: need your honest opinion about my man. I'm not an
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  Speaker 1: insecure woman at all, So I don't mind that my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend works in the second industry. In fact, I met
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  Speaker 1: him at the swingers club that he works in. I
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  Speaker 1: just happened to go to the club Saturday night without
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  Speaker 1: telling him I was coming, and I walked up on
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  Speaker 1: him kissing a female at the bar. He turned bright
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  Speaker 1: red when he saw me. He said, it's part of
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  Speaker 1: his job as bartender to entice women to get more drinks.
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  Speaker 1: Is it wrong to get mad? If he's swinging at
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  Speaker 1: work without me knowing it. Why yellow you in the
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  Speaker 1: relationship with a dude that you met at the swingers Club?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. When you met him at
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  Speaker 1: the Swingers Club, wasn't he in there swinging? Hollywood? So
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn if he do work there.
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  Speaker 1: If you work there, you are swinger an't Nobody hadn't
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  Speaker 1: know swingers club watching all this activity going and you
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  Speaker 1: ain't trying to participate. They don't pay this dude. Let
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  Speaker 1: the bar to kid women to get him to buy
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  Speaker 1: more drinks. You ain't got to do that at the
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  Speaker 1: swingers club who? And they ain't drinking who at the
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  Speaker 1: swingers club ain't kissing? Everybody in there kissing and drinking.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you got, hoping that lead to more. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand what you're talking about. Am I wrong
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  Speaker 1: for getting mad at yo man swinging without telling me
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  Speaker 1: he was in that swinging for you met him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give a damn what his job is. If you
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  Speaker 1: take tickets at that dough why would you get the
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  Speaker 1: job at the Swingers Club taking tickets at the door
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  Speaker 1: if you wasn't interested in swinging? You work at the
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  Speaker 1: Strip club because you like stripples. Okay, ain't nobody going
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  Speaker 1: down the Magic City talking? My man? Hey, you got
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  Speaker 1: any openings of for anybody wanted to fry broccoli? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing there for dough? So come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on lady, come on your man as a swing Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Are you a swinging? Yes? Thank you? Swing? He swinging? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Man. The words
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  Speaker 1: of my grandmama. I'm with you when you're right all right.
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  Speaker 1: Moving on to Jasmine, who's a podcast listener, she says,
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  Speaker 1: I've been dating a man for seven months and he's
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  Speaker 1: really sweet normally, but I don't know what's happened to
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  Speaker 1: him last weekend. He treated me to a Mother's Day
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  Speaker 1: dinner on Sunday and he bought the sandals I asked for.
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  Speaker 1: The Only problem is he got a size nine and
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  Speaker 1: I wear a seven. And later that night he did
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  Speaker 1: stuff he'd never done to me sexually, and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. I think he's got a bigfoot side piece
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  Speaker 1: that's freakier than I am. Nine come one, because he
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about something. What size you want? Give me
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  Speaker 1: a nine? If she don't want it. I got somewhere
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  Speaker 1: to take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she did something
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  Speaker 1: to you and then you ain't like it. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: somebody you wear a seven and he bought a nine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he can look at that shoe and no, that's
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  Speaker 1: a big difference between seven and nine. That'd be like
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  Speaker 1: me sitting up at the shoe store talking about sir
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  Speaker 1: wic side you. Oh excuse me, bro, bro, you want
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  Speaker 1: to eight and nothing? No? I got now nothing on
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  Speaker 1: my foot? Say ate my foot so big? It looked
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  Speaker 1: like I got eight big toads? Like what? Yeah? All right?
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  Speaker 1: So she should she ask him as the question what
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  Speaker 1: should she do? Ask him? You think he gonna tell you? Bright?
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  Speaker 1: What what research do your why anybody fining volunteer? No
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  Speaker 1: information for y'all? What makes me think? What should I
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  Speaker 1: ask him? As he's seeing somebody else? Yeah yeah yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ask it Hea. He's going, I promise you he
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  Speaker 1: gonna say no, right, honey, I told him, man four seven,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't checked a side nine. Yeah you know what
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  Speaker 1: about well what about the other night when you was
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  Speaker 1: when you did all that new stuff to me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I frankly, I mean we ain't got to do it
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  Speaker 1: no more? You know what I'm saying. I just don't
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  Speaker 1: ask something where I get it from. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I always kind of been thinking that, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh, you know they say change your behavior
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  Speaker 1: definitely means cheating. Oh you know that that ain't got nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it? Who said that? Who are you going
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  Speaker 1: there with it? Who is there? They probably buy their
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: damn s always right, always. Oh, so you're gonna listen
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  Speaker 1: to them instead of me? I'm your man. Here we go,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go. All right, We're moving on d Z
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  Speaker 1: in Alabama says I'm a twenty five year old woman
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  Speaker 1: and I'm pregnant with my first child. My baby is
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  Speaker 1: by a married man, and his wife found out about
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: the baby. We live in a small city and she's
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  Speaker 1: got a good job, so to avoid embarrassment, she wants
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  Speaker 1: to act like I'm having the baby for her as
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: a surrogate. She wants to raise my child, and she said,
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  Speaker 1: it's the only way my child will ever see his father. Wow.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: If I take them to court for child support, everyone
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  Speaker 1: will know our business. I'm stuck and feel like I
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  Speaker 1: have no other options. What should I do? Now? Wow,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: you don't have any other options for what can't nobody
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  Speaker 1: make you do that? And raise nobody? Only nobody? Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: you like it. You're the mother of the baby, right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that supersedes all other rights and claims, and so what
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  Speaker 1: if everybody know your business? You're gonna let this woman
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  Speaker 1: take your baby from you because she got a good job.
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  Speaker 1: Hold up health, Why don't I post what you said
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook? How about that? You know why I report
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  Speaker 1: to your job that you're trying to bully me out
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  Speaker 1: my baby? Why don't we do that? Nah? Who got
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  Speaker 1: the upper hand? That's right, that's right. You can't do
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  Speaker 1: that to this girl. And he got to pay child support.
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  Speaker 1: It's paternity tests. It ain't nothing. Ye give a damn
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  Speaker 1: part of her good ass job. I'm gonna be paying
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  Speaker 1: child support, thank you very much. All right, thank you, cello.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up back to this is the nephew would run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. You're listening, coming up
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, missing and will be here.
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  Speaker 1: She's standing by with today's National News plus in trending
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  Speaker 1: entertainment news. I'm sure you've heard by now, Porsche william
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  Speaker 1: Is engaged. Porsche Williams from Atlanta Housewives. Of course, Carl
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  Speaker 1: and I will discuss this engagement during a special Reality
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  Speaker 1: Update segment at the top of the hour, But right now, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is in the building with run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Is this a prank? Let's
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: run it back? Baby, naked lifeguard? Naked lifeguard, there's no
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: better way to swim. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a carry. Yes, this is carried. Hi Carrie, my name
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: is Oliver. Oliver. You put in an application with the
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: employment agency about looking fortunate work as far as being
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: a lifeguard. Oh, yeah, I did. Okay. Have you had
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: much experience being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've been doing this
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: for a wound out back since I was like eighteen.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I got my CPR certification. I've had as many as
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: like two hundred people at one time watching them. So
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good at what I do. I love it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Very good, very good. Well, I'll tell you what. I've
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: looked over your application and I've checked everything out thoroughly,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm very excited about maybe getting you too. I
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're familiar with it, but Public Pool
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: it's actually in a subdivision there's two pools there, are
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: you familiar with Yeah, I'm familiar with it. They're they're
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: near where I live. Yeah, okay, Well there's actually in
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: the back of there's a gated community and that is
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: actually the particular property that I'm talking about. You coming
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: out and working for us there at the pool site.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: If we can get you on Monday to Friday, we're
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: gonna actually hire some some more college students for Saturday
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: and Sunday. What do you say, Oh, I say, okay,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: that sounds great money weekends off. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: we start off. Job actually pays twenty five dollars an hour. Wow.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You would be our head lifeguard, and we would we
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: would want you to be there from you know. I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: mean if you start at twelve, we'd actually like you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: to get there around eleven thirty, you know, just to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: be prepared and be the overseer and make sure the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: other lifeguards get there on time, and you know, we'll
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: go from there. I carry there's only one catch that
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: that actually comes along with this job. We want you
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to work an additional four hours from six to ten
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: at night. But it's gonna pay you fifty dollars per hour.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: So you'll make an extra two hundred dollars. How do
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you feel about that? Man? I feel good. I mean,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: with the recession and everything, I can use that money
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: right now, especially during the summertime. Okay, now here's the deal.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: This is in a gated community, like I told you before,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: but also it's gonna be adults at night, and and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: they are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah, they're gonna
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: be swimming nude. And what they ask is if they're
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be swimming nude, they want to make sure that
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be nude as well. Okay,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I'm anna certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified. I'm a student.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't on my resume,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But we're talking about
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty dollars a week.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about seventeen hundred and fifty a
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: week for your nursing school. I'm sure that'll that'll definitely
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: pay for it throughout the entire summer. That should be
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: a big help, shouldn't it. Yeah? It would, But I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: mean I mean, are are you? How do you feel
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: about trying it for a few weeks and then you know,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about that? I don't know, But
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna watch over some adults who are
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: actually just gonna be nude in the pool, and you're
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: nude as well, up on the big chair that overwatches everybody.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Seventeen fifty I don't seventeen fifty carry, you know, I
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna be able to do that seventeen
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of you being
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: nude along with some other people that are already knew. So,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the big deal? You know? What we
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: need you to do is come down. We're gonna do
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: some drills, some lifeguard drills, and make sure that you're
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: definitely qualified. But we're gonna make sure that when you
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: do those, you gotta be naked as well. Okay, what
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: what Why would I have to do some drills naked?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I'm on a radio lifeguard. What do I need to drill?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: And I understand that, but in order we for our
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: particular property, we gotta make sure that you're actually prepared
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and ready. You know, understand, Well, that's the way it is, Carrot.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: We need you to come down and do some drills. Well,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna take a long probably about a half hour.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You come down, you get undrafted, you get in the pool,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: and we make sure that you're qualified by UM to swim, nude,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: to handle to saving somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: But what I mean, what if my family come to that?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You know what? Carry I You know, I can't go
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you. I can't now. I know
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you you you know. I looked at your resume, I
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: looked at what you were doing and what you're pursuing
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: in life, and I thought this would be a great
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: opportunity for you. But I can't be here. I mean,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I can't do that to my family. You can know. No,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, hang on a second. Now, you can't
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: tell me you can't do it now? Oh yes, yes
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I can't. You get your down here in the morning
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: so I can get these drills done, and I want
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you naked when you get here and get in this pool.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You understand me. Who the hell do you think you're
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: talking to? Are you some kind of pool pimp? Life guard?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Human resources are and tip? You're not tipping me. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: don't have to come down there. If I want to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: come down there, you gotta bring you pick it out
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: here tomorrow and get in this pool and doing this drill.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think you're talking to I'm talking to you.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You get you tomorrow and you do. What you need
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to do is go get you a Pamela Anderson baywatching,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: because I ain't the watch. It's what i'd be doing
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: a new brassto for you all freaking I don't know them.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know them people. I don't give it. Who
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you know? Now, you get your down here and you
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: take the job. I'm not coming down that to y'all.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Fun told tomorrow and swim new and life. Go ahead,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: noodle for a bunch of raunchy. I don't know you
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: take your time to I'm trying to be nice to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: you when you come around with that. She never stop.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: But because I'm not think kind of a girl, you
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: got me. Okay, you need to gonna get you a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Pamela Edison baywatch. You know deep sea diving. I don't
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: know what you need, but I'm not what you need.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You get your block down here tomorrow. What you do,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. Who you think you're talking to?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Who I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking to?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I got something I want to say to you. You're listening,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you know where you You've got a go ahead and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: stay because I'm buying. Ain't up this finding your face
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: right now? This is left you Tommy from the Steve
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I just frank you, baby, your girlfriend frank to you.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: When I see it, She's gonna have one lest float.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe she gar me like this. All right,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, baby, what is what is
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's what I do.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: It's what I do. It's what I do. That's what
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I do. That's what I do. Who on't here? Ain't
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: swam naked? Raise your hand? Face silence? I think it
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: was silh and it's still quiet. Hustle to Ruth, look
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: at define swing and define naked. All right? Uh? Coming
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Entertainment and National
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: news right after this. Thank you, nephew. You're listening to
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: the show, so Carla, what in the world is going on?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Portion Williams is still trending, you know, due to a
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: recent engagement announcement to Simon go by go baa. Is
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: that how you say? Go by go by their Simon
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: go baja? Uh? Okay, So we got to talk about this.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: How about a special Carla, Let's do this a special
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: reality update report. Ye, come on, Tommy, ladies and gentlemen.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: It is a brand new it. So Wendesley going on.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: But we got a special special alert because guess what,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: it's reality update. But the one and only call a hot. Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: got Shirley coming in hot every side. I live for that,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you know it? Yes? Okay, So check this out. Porsche
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Williams trending all over social media yesterday money they are
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: dragging your girls. So basically, if you missed it, in
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: case you missed it, here's what happened. I don't know
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: how you missed it, but this is what went down.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You know. Porsche there on the show during the show
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Atlanta. You know, the season is over,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: but on the show, she basically introduced the squirrel. Her
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: name is Falling and she was a friend of the show.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Porsche went over hot house. What a husband there? Kicked
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: in pool party swimming? Did all of this the jumped
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: in the pool? Yes, yes, past season. Yes, Allen came
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: on the show. Carli, you're right as Portia's friend, right
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: as her friend on the show. Yes, yes, yes, So anyway,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: so fast forward the season's over. You know all the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: stuff that went down on the crazy season. Porstia post
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a picture of her and Simon, Allen's husband and says
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that they are engaged a love, crazy and love that
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: they've been dating for a month. A month. Hey, life word,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: baby life is okay. Don't let grass grow under your feet,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: keep it cracking. Yes, yes, you can let people in
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: your house. You hear me, you hear me. So this
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: woman has announced that she is engaged as this man,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: that they are crazy in love. Uh. She posted a
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: picture of her current fiance if her ex Beyonce. She
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: just ended that engagement and that is her baby daddy Dennis.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: They hanging out together. She telling about grown man stuff.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: What see see. That's what makes it to me seem
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: like it's for TV. You know they're gonna make a
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: show out of it or well she is. Bravo announced
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Shirley to jump in for we run out of time.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That she is getting a spin off about her life,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: a show about her life. So now everybody is like,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you're doing this for the coins where the money reside?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing this? But it's just it's dead wrong.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: She broke girl colde the girl cold never ever, I
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to start nothing, but this is how you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: get your ass with. I'm sorry and wait an boo balance.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: She posted something on social media just basically telling everybody
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: think you put a support she good, she's finalizing hundred
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: boys hund the boys ain't even yeah and they were
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: married for two years. All right, you get everything in
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the pool. All right, come on, Steve, it's that time
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: for headline. Lets go, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you everybody. Good morning. This is Anne
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Tripp and here's the news with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: n Yahoo charged with corruption and not able to put
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: together a new coalition government right now. Rocket attacks continue
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: between the Israelis and Palestinians. Hamastan launching rockets at Israel
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: across the Gaza Strip. Israelis retaliating with air strikes at
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: least forty three people have been killed in Gaza, including
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: thirteen children in a Jewish Stately's five desk report, including
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: three women and a child. The company that owns a
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: major fuel pipeline in the southeastern part of the US,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Colonial Popline says it hopes to restore all operations by
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the end of the week. In the meantime, analyst's say
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the gas prices and the region could go up by
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: like three to seven cents for gallon next week because
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: of the in the brief shutdown. Patrick Johan from the
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: website gas Buddy says he hopes skittish car owners don't
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: aggravate things. Motorists in some cases are making the situation
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: worse by panicky and hoarding Gasolee and thar I say
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: please don't do that. You don't have to. Colonial says
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: they'll be up and running again normally again in just
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: a matter of days. The states affected right now with
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: panic buying Georgia, Tennessee, Southern Virginia, and the Carolinas. Colonial
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: says the pipeline will be back soon. The family of
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Andrew Brown Junior, the unarmed black man shot and kill
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: him by cops in North Carolina last month, we're allowed
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to see twenty minutes of the police body camp yesterday.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: According to court documents, approximately two hours of footage actually
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: exists in total from five body cameras. However, the Superior
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Court claims the rest of it does not pertain to
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: mister Brown's case. Andrew Brown's family says what they saw
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: right after his death showed him with his hands on
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: his wheel on the wheel outside his home, with one
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: officer shooting him execution style in the back of the head,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: the other shooting him. Community activists want to see all
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the videotap. While in Georgia, three white men brought before
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: a judge on federal hate crime charges. They accused of cornering,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: cutting off, and shooting and killing a black jogger named
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Ahmad Arbury, twenty five year old men merely jogging through
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: their neighborhood in the town of Brunswick. They accused him
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: of stealing something from a house along the way that's
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: under construction. Video shows didn't steal anything, he just cupped
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: his hands to get a drink of water. Greg McMichael,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: his adult son Travis, as well as a third guy
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: named William Bryant, all set to go on trial and
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: state court and murder charges. In October, Republicans the House
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: of Representatives set to formally vote to remove Wyoming's This
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Chaney from her post's House GOP Conference chairwoman today for
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: no other reason, apparently than the fact that Cheney won't
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: tell the line and continue claiming that the last presidential
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: election was fraudulent and that Donald Trump really won. She
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: says she's not gonna lie about that, and Republicans need
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: to stop lying to everybody else. Finally, a new poll
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: says that the majority of Americans blame social media sites
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: like Facebook and Twitter for dividing the country and for
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: generally making people much less sociable. Now back to ste
• 36:03
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• 36:07
  Speaker 1: In trending energy and transportation news, gasoline demand is spiking
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: in several states following a ransomware attack that shut down
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the Colonial Pipeline and just five states. The Colonial Pipeline
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: serves Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia. Demand
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: was up by a collective forty point one percent on Monday.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: A growing list of impacted states have declared a state
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: of emergency to ensure adequate fuel supplies. The national price
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: at the pump hit two dollars and ninety eight cents
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday. That's the highest level in nearly six years,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: according to Triple A. The Colonial Pipeline, which supplies nearly
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: half the diesel and gasoline to the East Coast, says
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: it hopes to be substantially operational by the end of
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: the week. The criminal group Dark Side out of Russia
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: is believed to be responsible for the pipeline cyber attack. Wow,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you can't even give games, I know, I know, I know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: We're already now we got a pandemic with no gas. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I mean I heard a lot of the guys at
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: family feud uh yesterday, was talking about they couldn't get games.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: They couldn't. Yeah, they had to go to two three
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: stations before they found gas, you know. Yeah. Yeah, that's
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: how I found out about it. Yeah, this is crazy.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's been all over the news, it has. I heard
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: about the cyber attack. But you didn't think that it
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: would affect us the way it did. Yeah, and so fast.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: So it's yeah, they said it would be higher gas
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: prices maybe, but they didn't say anything about the long
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: lines and you actually couldn't get gas. They did say
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: it might you know, dru make the prices go up,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: walk walk more? What now so they get it worked out? Yeah,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: well they said, hopefully by the end of the week.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: You know, run your errands all at one time. Yeah,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: in one area too. Can you take me to is
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: out of question? Now you actually pumped gas? Woo you.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: When's the last time you actually pumped gas back in
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: the day in the eighties. I pump gas probably in
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: like about two thousand and three, two thousand. You don't
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: know how. We're using gloves and napkins to punch the buttons, right,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: we're trying not to touch the nozzle pe you're putting
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: people putting gloves and everything. Oh, we don't go down there.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: We you gotta get all right, We're moving on rich
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: people problems where the money resides, all of that, all right?
• 39:11
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us in f you're not graduating.
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  Speaker 1: I hate to be the bear of bad news. You
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: are not graduating. Always goad. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: reach a trava please this hamble of this. This is
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: my name is Joseph work over Student Affairs. How are
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you doing today? I'm good? How are you? I'm good? Listen,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be um. This is your fifth year
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: here at the university. You're graduating and in the next
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: seven eight days? Am I right? Yes? There at this
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: joint Okay, listen, I'm giving you a call. We got
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: a bit of a problem here that we want to
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: try and discuss with you, and maybe we can get
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you over at student Affairs and come in and have
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: a meeting with us. But we wanted to bring it
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: to your attention now. You took a one of your
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: last subjects was English, uh, and you had an English
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: exam with a You guys are writing an essay? Am
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I am? I am? I correct about that? Yeah? Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: that's true. Okay, see that we got some problems here
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: that the professor there is actually a senior meeting that
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you may have cheated on this on this essay that
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you've actually written cheated. No, I mean from from what
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: he's telling us here at Student Affairs is that you
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: may have plagiarized some things that uh that we're in
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: your essay. Dude, No, I didn't. I didn't plagiarize nothing
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: that was in the essay. Everything is documented like it
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: should be, So I don't know what you're talking about,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: especially cheating on no exam or no paper nothing like that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: You must got me mixed up with somebody else. No, no, no,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: not at all. You're actually mister Travan. Correct. I mean
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: that's me. But I didn't cheat on no exam. But
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: that matter. Okay, Well, let me let me try to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: bring you up to speed here at Travan. What we're
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: gonna need is we're gonna need you to actually come
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: in and talk to us over here at Student Affairs
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: so we can try to get this thing rectified. But
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I will let you know, it's gonna take a few
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: more days longer than graduation. So as of right now,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: you're actually not gonna be walking uh and graduating with
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: the rest of the students. Man, dude, man, you got
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: me messed up. What's what do you mean I'm not
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: gonna be walking well, until we get this situation rectified here,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be graduating with the rest of the
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: students now, Dot. I don't know what you gotta do,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: but y'all need to figure it out or find out
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: what the problem. Man. I ain't cheat on no exam
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: there you're talking about. Dude. My family is coming down here,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: and you're talking about cheating on an English exam. They
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: look like cheating on an example. And I'm getting ready
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: to graduate. Man, Now, y'all need to fix it, like
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: right now, like today while we're on the phone. We
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: can't do that. It's a little it's a sensitive subject
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: and like I said, it seems like it's plagiarism. You know,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: if we can get you to actually come over the
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: student affairs next wednesday, man, Man, you got me, So
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: what do you mean next wednesday? Dude, I'm graduating in
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: a few days. Think you saw about next wednesday? Man,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: why don't my professor didn't give me a call? Why
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: are you calling me, sir? This is not something that
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: professors actually take care of. This is a student affair
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: situation now, and it's a very sensitive situation. And what
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: we want to do is try to get this thing
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: taken care of. And if you if what you're saying
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: is actually true, then you're probably graduating. Man, got me.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you writing that this is a you got me? August.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I'm graduating. This to met to me here too long
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: to go through some my last few weeks school and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you talk about August. I ain't even right here, man.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't even time to hear what you got to say. Man,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: my family is coming down here from everywhere to see
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: me graduate. Now I'm the first to graduate from my family.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: You talk about some tut about my cheat on the paper,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a paper due a paper? Man, you come here, Man,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work two and three to see me through
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the school and now I'm coming getting rid of to graduate,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: and you're talking about how to wait until August a graduate. Man.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Hell no, I'm on my way to the office right now.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: And you can tell whoever the professor is, that I'm
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: on my way and he needs to be there too, Sir.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I can really tell you that we can try and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: get this thing rectified and earlier the next Wednesday. Man,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: what's your name again? And where's where's your office? I'm
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: in Josh. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So I'm about to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: get in my car right now, and I'm about to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: come over there, and we're gonna handle it today. And
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: how are you singing to me cheating on the exam paper? Man?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Is that sing is the professor? Maslagiarism? Here? Are you
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Do I've been in five Yes, I'm the
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: first lay to graduate from Commers. Man, my grandma is
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: eighty two? He is old? Is she coming in and
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: see me graduate? And you're telling me about teen on
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the papers? And I got away to all get a graduates. Man, Man,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: you tell the professor to come to your office right now,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: because I'm already in my car on my way to
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: come to your office. And we're gonna handing this today,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: said man, you got me. I don't have any more
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: room or my schedule to actually pull anybody in today
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: or you're gonna call me with a like this, So
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you ain't got room in your schedule. Man, Hell now,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: miss missile whatever your name is, I'm on my way
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: to your office room, and I tell you, I gonna
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: tell you, and I'm telling you up front it's gonna
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: be a problem. I ain't graduating in a few days.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You got to deal with me. You got to deal
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: with my family and my mama. Where donna play this thing?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You got a start, sir, I understand. Is there a
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: possibility that maybe you plagiarize and didn't know that you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: did that? You mean the paper was off? Ahead? And now, sir?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Can I can? I? Can? I tell you one more
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: thing and then and then all that? I can't tell you, man,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you're not ready to call me with somebody. I can't
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: graduate with my class as I didn't been this for
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: five years, the second path and sun in my top
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: and you're telling me I can't graduate until August. You
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: ain't got to tell me. I do have one more
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: thing I need to tell you, and then I'll let
• 50:22
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• 50:26
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• 50:27
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• 50:48
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• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know how hard I get out this? Five years?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Five years? Man? I'm you are the first black male
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: and your family to graduate from college. You're doing a
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: big boy man. I know, man, it's been a journey. Bro.
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• 52:08
  Speaker 1: waiting this time to see this grand baby graduate. Oh
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  Speaker 1: let me fix this. Congratulations on the graduation to the
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  Speaker 1: entire family. Okay, Tommy was just play. Okay, Grandmama, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just playing baby. Okay, he gone, he Gonne walk, he
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  Speaker 1: more than money from him. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: fifty one year old man and I have a wife,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: but I haven't lived with her in four years. It's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: a long story, but I'll try to make it brief.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Four years ago, my cousin had a bad divorce and
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: he needed somewhere to stay, so my wife and I
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: let him rent one of our side of a duplex
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  Speaker 1: we own. I made him promise to be respectful to
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: my older tenant that shared the duplex with him, because
• 54:34
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• 54:38
  Speaker 1: moved in and in less than two weeks, the old
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: lady called me to complain about sex noises coming from
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: his side of the duplex. I talked to my cousin
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: and asked him to knock it off. I worked full time,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: so my wife manages our three properties and collects the rent.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: But I'm the only one the old lady will talk to.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: She's never liked my wife, and one evening, i'd stopped
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: by the duplex to put some reflective numbers on the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: old lady's side of the duplex because she said her
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: girlfriends couldn't find her house at night. I pulled up
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: and my wife's car was parked in the side yard
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: out of plane view. I knocked on my cousin's door
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: several times and there was no answer. The old lady
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: came out of her door, and she told me that
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: they can't hear me knocking because they're in there having
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: sex and making a bunch of noise. I told her
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: that I think it's my wife in there, and she
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: reminded me that she has never liked my wife, and
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: then said this must be why. She told me that
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: the car is always over there, so my wife is
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: coming by for more than the rent money. I broke
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: the window and I got in there and tried to
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: body slam my cousin. My wife moved out of our
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: house and into the raggedy duplex with my cousin. It's
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: been four years and they're still together. I still can't
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: get over it. How could they do this to me? Well,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: because some people who just low down and evil. You know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: you may still be married on paper, but you don't
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: have a wife. You may as well let that go
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: because she let it go a long time ago. She
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: left you then way back, and we can't pick our relatives,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: so he's gonna be your trifling cousin forever. My advice
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: to you is to first get a divorce, because clearly
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: this marriage is over. It's been four years. The next
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: thing I would do is put them out of the duplex.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Put him out. It's been four years. Your cousin should
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: be able to get his own place by now. He
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be living off you anyway. I mean, you said
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you can't get over it, but you're gonna have to.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to move on with your life. I mean,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: life does go on. Try to get back out there.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: You know, if you have friends, you can hang out
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: with them to ease back into the dating scene. I
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: know you're fifty one. I know that. Um, but but
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: that's okay. You can ask a friend out for lunch,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you know, or for drinks. You gotta start going to
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: like get togethers and stuff like that, barbecues, church events,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: comedy shows. Tommy aren't you? Aren't you touring? Now? Right?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: You can go see Tommy he's touring again. Yeah, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: you gotta do things to get yourself out there. And
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the more you get out there, the easy it's going
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: to be to get over your faithful, tricky, tricky tricky wife. Steve,
• 57:29
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• 57:39
  Speaker 1: She's getting more than money from him. Now here's a
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: fifty year old guy, he says, And I have a wife,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: but I ain't live with her in four years. Well,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: you can quit calling her your wife. Foeyes, pree any pretty,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: we passed a point of fixing four years. We did
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: this overdog. Your cousin had a bad divorce and he
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: needed somewhere to stay, which means she took him to
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: the cleaners. So he ain't got nothing. So your wife
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: let him rent or duplex, and then you promised to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: be respectful of the older tenant that you share a
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: deep duplex with Christian moment, she liked peace and quiet.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: After two weeks, the lady called to complain about sex
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: noises coming from his side of the deep duplex. So
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you went in there and you talked to the dude,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: told him to cut it out. You weren't full time,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: so your wife manages the three properties and collects the rent.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: But I'm the only person that the old lady would
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: talk to. She's never liked my wife. This is very
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: important information as we go forward in this letter. The
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: old lady knew something soon as she met her. All
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: women can pick up on trifling this in a young woman.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: See one thing about women, y'all. Women know each other.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Women can fool us men, but they can't fool each other. Girl, girl, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I know that I've seen this movie before. I know
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  Speaker 1: this whole scene. What you're doing. Women know. Margie will
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  Speaker 1: spot some stuff that I would never even dream of
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: looking at it. She tripping. So the old lady knew something.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: One evening, stopped by the dplex. Put some reflective numbers
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: on the old ladies house coasting. They can't find her
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: house at night because they're old. You pull up in
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: the wife's car parked on the other side or out
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  Speaker 1: of plane view. So you knocked on your cousin doing
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and what no answer? The old lady came out of doing,
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  Speaker 1: told me they can't hear you knocking because they are
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: not having sex and making a bunch of noise. Well,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I told her, I think that's my wife in there.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: She reminded me I have never liked her. Now she
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  Speaker 1: and that bringing your cousin. You need to get the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: bust and windows or something. All right, Steve, hold on,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: hold that thought. Okay, we'll have part two of your
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: response at twenty three minutes after be our strawberry letter
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: for today, she's getting more than money from him. We'll
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. The subject she's getting more than money from him. Well,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna recap this letter and then we're gonna do
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: a liver reenactment. Okay, Shirley is gonna be the woman. Oh,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Tommy gonna be the guy. Tommy, Tommy, you know, try
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: for he got that. Tommy's gonna be the trifling cum Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be the woman that's in the house that's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: been collecting the rent. I'm gonna be then old lady
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  Speaker 1: next dough, sister, Old Dale, stay next dough. So here
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  Speaker 1: we go. A fifty one year old man then rented
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  Speaker 1: out his place to his cousin, told him be respectful
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: as an old lady live next dough, but the old
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: lady only talks to him because the old lady don't
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: like his wife, who controls the three properties and collects
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: all the rent. Well, two weeks into the cousin moving
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: in there at the lady calling complaining about loud sex
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: noises coming by. The guy goes over that one night
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: to change the reflective lightness on her address so her
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: people can see her address at night. He get over
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: there and the lady come out complaining again. Tom Mont
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: of some people in here having loud sex noises were
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: He noticed his wife's cars in the dryway out of
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: playing view, so he said, wait a minute, that ain't
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: that's my wife in there. The lady said, I told
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you that I did not like hug. Now she ain't
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: here banging your cousin and you standing out here. So
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: now she told me that the car was always over there.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: So now my wife coming over from mold and rent money.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: So I broke the window and got in there and
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  Speaker 1: tried to body slam my cousin. So I don't understand
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: this part of the letter. See if you broke the
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: window and you tried to body slam your cousin. See,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: once I break the window, it's unfinished business. That's just
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the beginning. Breaking the window is a prelude me breaking
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: your ass. Seein, Yeah, we ain't got to that check.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: But if I broke this wind that stepped in here
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: and cutting my back of my thigh on this glass
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: because you got to climb through that window, you're gonna
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: cut your leg. Yeah, And he howled one. Yeah, he
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: can't get to no one. Yeah. So my wife moved
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: out of our house, and then too the raggedy dude
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: plector my cousin. It's been four years and they still together.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I still can't go over it, and how I still
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: can't get over how they do this to me, How
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: they did it, How they did it easy? They both tried,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: especially your wife. But why you hanging around? She don't
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: want you, and she don't deserve you. Now I'm understanding.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: What is it? You can't get over It's over. Everything's
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: over except you though. It's four years. So now here
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: we go. Here's the re enactment. Shirley, you in the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: house with the man. I'm the old ladies sister, old
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Dale estate next door. Tommy, you the dude that's looking
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: for your wife when they got cheated up. Okay, that's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: one that got cheated on. So is your overhill? Hello? Hello,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: oh hey, hey, how you doing my hold on? Shelly?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I'm talking Tommy then came over to the house, so
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: let me talk to Commy. We ain't bought you in
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: you you in the house. You ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: say right now? You busy, You ain't never making noise. Hey,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: miss Fraser, what do you want me to put the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: reflectives are? So I can put him on his foot?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I want you to put it in there cracking this
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: dough to stop some of this racket in him. It's
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: some people in there having sakes. Who and who got
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: hauling in there with him with him? I don't who
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: car the driveway that's my wife. That's my wife's car
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: right there, that's that's Joe that's joe Anne car right there,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: joe Anne, that's my wife car. Well, well, well I
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: told you I never liked a little hustle health anywhere.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Why that's joe Hellen that damn now, I don't you
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: tell me who once it is? She sounded all hard
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: and ball that I've been hitting five hours, Joanne? What
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: is you asking Joe Anne for? You know it's hugs?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Your wife? Joe Anne? Shut up your two damn loud
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: in the skin, Marcus, I'm smuck mors. You calling Marcus phone?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: That's money? Keep calling it people. Watch you bust the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: one down with your stupid ass standing out here talking
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: about Marcus and joe Anne. You think I'm gonna cut
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: myself if I breaking one of you think'na cut myself doing?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Don't you think they aren't there cutting? Sound like somebody
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: getting sliced up? Pretty good to me, all right, all right,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: one the two three? Joey? What what's calling on you? Huh?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: You heard him? Marcus mark Im I swam, I'm gonna try, Tom,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to body slam your ass market I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: swam in. What is all this trying? When his ash
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Wooden gonna star? What is we in here trying fall?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: You hit this half in here breathing all what is
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: your way? Now? I'm fishing, try I swam, I'm gonna
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: try to body slam your ass and just am just
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I'm uping to try body slam your We gotta go.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't in here trying to do post your comments
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey. When we come back,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: we're gonna continue to reenact me. Look at me, Joey too,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: look at you. Look at her, she naked. We'll be
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: All right, we're back with part three of the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it's so good we have to do
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: more than two parts. Let me set up to re enact. Men.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: What happened was a fifty one year old man let
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: his cousin stay in his house. The wife handles the
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: properties for her and her husband and this Christian woman
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: that shares the deep duplex. The husband told his cousin,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: don't make no noise because she's a Christian woman. She
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: liked nice and quiet. Two weeks into it, a lot
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: of sex noise coming from the house. The old lady
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: calls over and reports it. He goes over to the
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: house to change the address. One night he sees his
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: wife's cap in the driveway and he knocking on the
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: door to see where she in there. The old lady
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: come out and said, they can't hear you knocking because
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: they in the making sex noises. He said, well, I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: think that's my wife in Now, well, the old lady going,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I told you I didn't like that, healther, And so
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: now the reenactment began. Shirley is the woman, Joe Anne
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: that's in the house. Marcus is the trifling cousin Tommy
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: he the husband husband in here. And since the old
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: dal stay next door, so now here we go, and
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: we on the porch and let's go. Or Eugene is
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: knocking on the door. Joe, it's her, Marcus, it's him.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Where me? She got the people's right, Marcus DeAndre Daniels,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't in there with my wife. Marcus
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: and Joe and the hussy. I'm gonna bust this one.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you for the bust this wind. The fitness
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: fit in the shit the water was ya'll weighting on
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: you to do something? Two through who would have had
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Joe and damn it, Buster, what is your weight now
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: on your see you would here naked? Joey Uh, she
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: just ain't got no clothes off? Why Joe Aunt? Why
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: is you naked? Joe Aunt? I'm not naked. I got
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: clothes on. Babycting the rent. I'm gonna try to body
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: slam you. Marcould you hit me? Track? Track track doesn't
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: sound like they was in that trying. Sound like somebody
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: was getting something accomplished. It's been a half marked, it's
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: been to halp right here right when it go down
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: right here? No wonder she over here by you, Gene.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I'm with Marcus now, baby, bye, see you for years.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll leve more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, we talked to you guys about
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: this earlier. Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsche Williams is
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: trending majorly these days because she announced yesterday that she
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: is engaged to her friends soon to be ex husband, Simon.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Porsche announced that she and Simon have only been dating
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: for a month. That's okay, though, because they are crazy
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: in love and now engaged. Sometimes you know, you just
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: know it doesn't take long. It's a month and you're
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: crazy in love. Yeah, her friend is in the process
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: of finalizing her divorce from her husband of two years,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: and Porsche says she has nothing to do with that.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: That's between the two of them. Her friend Fallon, who
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: came on the show Real Housewives of Atlanta as a
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: friend of Porsche's. So the question is, and Porsche said
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: they weren't friends by the way, Porsche said, she is
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: not my friend the show. Yeah right, but yeah, but
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: that's not what it appeared that that was her friend
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: and that she was going over her friend's house, and
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: that she was going swimming over her friend's house and
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: he was there. Her friend's husband was there at the time.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: So now you are dating this man and dating him
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: from Gay and now you're in Gay but where he
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: saw all that getting into pool? Yes, that one is
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: beautiful too though. Yeah. So so our question is, did
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Porsche break the girl code never go after your friend's X.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Oh and you know what, there's another rumor that she
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: might be pregnant too. There's in that room. Well, Porsche, Yeah,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: it's a last for thirty days. You hit me, you
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: hit me X. There's a rumor that she might be pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: but you know sometimes sometimes all is fair in love
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: and ward they say, if he's rich and this guy's rich,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I think the money had a
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: lot to do with the two and the fact that
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: didn't you say earlier she's doing a show about this, Well,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: she's doing a show about her life. So they're saying
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: she said that this had nothing to do with it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: It's just the timing of it all for this to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: come out and then now you're getting a spin off
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: because you know she had to spend off before about
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: her having her baby. But I just think it's just
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: you know, she broke girl cold. You don't go after
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: her friends X right like that, and their divorce is
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: not even final a lot, I know, but poor she
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: said again, they are not friends. That's what she said.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: So how she get on the show? To how do
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: woman get on the show? And you all those reality shows,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: sometimes they just made her friends. They do that. Sometimes
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: they do that. They'll introduce this person as a friend,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: bring her in, it's her friend. But in this case,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I know it's been going on lower than thirty days
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: that ain't not that's A and b J. That's that's stupid. Friend.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: We're talking about girl code. Do you guys have a
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: man code like with one of you guys? Absolutely Mary,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: one of your friend's wife, if your friend wife, No,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: not at all. So that say code and girl cold
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: cross the board, the marriage code, the divorce code. Whatever.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Still go back to my part of time, had man
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: me get together? Now that sounds like no, you can't
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: do that though, Plus every time you see me when
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: you did that, I mean, I mean, you know with me,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: and it's just not safe. It's just not safe because
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: men's reaction can also times be violent. But if there's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of money involved, does that change the dynamic
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I'm asking it just becomes a more expensive ass woman,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: that's all to do. Well, let me ask you this
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: because she claims they weren't friends. So what if you
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: and the guy weren't that close with y'all? You know,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: you have been over his house, you know, kicking it
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: over there. Look, look, if you're not friends, that's a
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: different thing. Well that's what she's saying. But you know,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I mean once you've been over to the house. Yes,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying you can't. That's that's kind
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: of shady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean you was over here.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: You obviously saw something you liked. Why you was over here.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Now you made it a point to get it. So
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: since you got it, let me give you a little
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: something else with it, and congratulations are in order. By
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: the way, we'll have more Steve Harvey Morning Show at
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, right after this you're listening show. Well,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: there's a poll out that shows Americans are growing wary
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: of social media. A new poll shows a growing majority
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: of Americans believe social media is dividing the nation more
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: than it brings people to other The latest NBC News
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: national poll found that sixty four percent of Americans think
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: social media platforms do more to tear us apart. By contrast,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: just twenty seven percent of all adults believe that those
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: platforms bring us together more than sixty six percent of
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: us use the platforms at least once a day, let's
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: say at least once a day. That data reflects a
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: majority among Republicans, Independents, and Democrats. Back in March of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, a similar poll found that fifty seven percent
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: of Americans said social media divides us. What do you think,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Steve and I don't really it's to me, it's not
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of them. It's not a lot of great value.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: It's not a lot of upside. I think the downside
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: of social media far outways the upside by a long shot,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: because it's so much intended. Yeah, it's so much intended
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: to be negative on there. Even though you can use
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: it for some great reasons and purposes. He can be great, beneficial,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: but it's so much hate. I mean, those riotous all
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: of them got coordinated, you know, with social media. The
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Proud Boys, all the organizations was up there using it.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I agree. I just think I just think, yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I think it's used to harm being good. Yeah, all right,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: time now for ask the ClOH This one is from
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Kim in Detroit. Kim writes, I need your honest opinion
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: about my man. I'm not an insecure woman at all,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: so I don't mind that my boyfriend works in the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: sex industry. In fact, I met him at the swingers
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: club that he works in. I just happened to go
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: to the club Saturday night without telling him I was coming,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: and I walked up on him kissing a email at
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: the bar. He turned bright red when he saw me.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: He said, it's part of his job as bartender to
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: entice women to get more drinks. Is it wrong to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: get mad if he's swinging at work without me knowing it?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Why yellow you in the relationship with a dude that
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: you met at the swingers club? Let me ask you something.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: When you met him at the swingers club, wasn't he
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: in there swinging? So? I don't give a damn if
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: he do work there. If you work there, you are swinger.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody that knows swingers club watching all this activity
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: going and you ain't trying to participate. They don't pay
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: this dude let the bar to kiss women to get
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: him to buy more drinks. You ain't got to do
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: that at the swingers club? Who? And they ain't drinking?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Who at the swingers club ain't kissing? Everybody in there
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: kissing and drinking? That's what you're going hope that lead
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: to mo I don't even understand what you're talking about?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong forgetting mad at your man swinging without
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: telling me he was in that swinging for you? Mat him.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what his job is. Why
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  Speaker 1: would you get the job at the swingers club? Take
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  Speaker 1: it to because had to do? If you wasn't interested
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  Speaker 1: in swinging, You work at the strip club because you
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  Speaker 1: like stripples. Okay. Ain't nobody going down the Magic City
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  Speaker 1: talking my man? Hey, you got any openings of for
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  Speaker 1: anybody wanted to fry broccoli? D ain't what you're dying
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  Speaker 1: there for, though, So come on, man, come on lady,
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  Speaker 1: come on. Your man is a swinger. Hey? Are you
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  Speaker 1: a swinger? Yes? Thank you? Swing? Swing? He swinging? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, man, And the
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  Speaker 1: Moving on to Jasmine, who's a podcast listener, she says,
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  Speaker 1: I've been dating a man for seven months and he's
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  Speaker 1: really sweeting normally, but I don't know what's happened to
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  Speaker 1: him last weekend. He treated me to a Mother's Day
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  Speaker 1: dinner on Sunday and he bought the sandals I asked
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  Speaker 1: for the only problem is he got a size nine
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  Speaker 1: and I wear a seven. And later that night he
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  Speaker 1: did stuff he'd never done to me sexually and I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like it. I think he's got a big foot
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  Speaker 1: side piece that's freakier than I am. That nine. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: because he was thinking about something. What size you want?
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  Speaker 1: Give me a nine? If she don't want it, I
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  Speaker 1: got somewhere to take it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: did something to you and you ain't like it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's somebody else. You wear a seven and he bought
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  Speaker 1: a nine. Yeah, he can look at that shoe. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's a big difference between seventy nine. Right, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna do the whole twenty days
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  Speaker 1: off the trip. And now that I'm back at work
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  Speaker 1: at Family Feud, I you know, my brain operates. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta have more cars, you know, I gotta have some
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  Speaker 1: carbs because carbs is brain fuel, you know. And I've
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  Speaker 1: been on these vegetables for a while now, so you
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  Speaker 1: know I feel better. Yes, ma'am. I had a question
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  Speaker 1: about Family Feud. How is it taping now this season?
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  Speaker 1: You know that the pandemic versus last time with celebrity
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  Speaker 1: Family Feud? Are you still well? At least? Now? We
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  Speaker 1: have an audience. We have about thirty audience members plus
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  Speaker 1: the family, so we're looking at about you know, fifty people,
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  Speaker 1: sixty fifty people out there all the time. They spread
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  Speaker 1: them out except for the families. They said together, but
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  Speaker 1: the audience members are well spread apart. They all got
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  Speaker 1: on man, so like, you can't tell if they're smiling, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's a little hurtful for stand up, then you can't
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  Speaker 1: really tell, but you know, if they and like okay,
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  Speaker 1: like to start the season Saturday, I had to do
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  Speaker 1: a COVID test. So when I pulled up on the
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  Speaker 1: set yesterday morning, they told me I had to do
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  Speaker 1: another COVID test And I said, well, Dren, what was
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  Speaker 1: the COVID test for Saturday? It was just Tuesday? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell did it happened? You ain't get the results
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  Speaker 1: back to Sunday. I'm at work on Tuesday. Well, we
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  Speaker 1: have to test every other day, and to get your
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  Speaker 1: cycle the same as everybody else, you have to test
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  Speaker 1: two days in a row. I said, that don't make
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  Speaker 1: no damn sense. Why don't you just test me when
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  Speaker 1: you test everybody else? Well, you would have had that
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  Speaker 1: needed another test, And they don't give a damn who
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  Speaker 1: you are star this show or not. Man you do
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  Speaker 1: we ain't got no show. We ain't feeling nothing. That's
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  Speaker 1: when I keep telling to let. I said, ma'am, you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm fascinated. I'm being careful. But if you test
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  Speaker 1: me and I come up positive, everybody going home, well
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  Speaker 1: you know we have to notify you ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: notify nothing. It's over. It's over. They do a really
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  Speaker 1: good job of precautions here. Out of Triller Studios here
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  Speaker 1: in Atlanta, and they're doing it really really good, y'ab
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  Speaker 1: old man. They above and beyond, so it's really safe.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we were very fortunate and last year with
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  Speaker 1: family feud that were zero cases contracted or contacted any
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, zero cases on our set.
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  Speaker 1: Last year swept very very fortunate in that, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So that's just a little bit of normalcy coming back.
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  Speaker 1: You got your audience, and yeah, that's cool. Cool. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's helpful, you know, because it's it's hard, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling it's hard being funny with no audience. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mask oh man, yes, sir. I look at Late Night
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  Speaker 1: TV nine completely different because you know, they don't have
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  Speaker 1: an audience and they in there trying to in their
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  Speaker 1: living room, trying to get it, and I'm like, God,
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  Speaker 1: an audience bad. You know, it's ugly certain days though.
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  Speaker 1: You been seeing them slowly but surely getting back into
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  Speaker 1: the studio, but still get audiences part of it. Huh
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  Speaker 1: you got you need that energy, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever think it's important? Did you ever think
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  Speaker 1: as a comedian, guys, that it would be like this,
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  Speaker 1: that you would perform without an audience. I never I
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  Speaker 1: never thought I'd go to that drought we went to
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  Speaker 1: that long No. I mean that's an almost unthinkable that
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  Speaker 1: that we would be forced to perform with no audiences.
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  Speaker 1: That that's unthinkable, because that's the very reason why you
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  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, you thrive off of it. Got to
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  Speaker 1: have it. Yeah, we get well, all right, we're getting
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  Speaker 1: back Yeah, slowly, but surely Tommy's on sure, m I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure Junior, you'll be getting back on oh in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the summer. Yeah, and exclamations for mm hmm. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we can get back to that's going to see
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  Speaker 1: folks perform live. And you know how I want to
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: go to this? Yeah? Me too. You want to be entertained, man,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: I want to see somebody live with some good music. Yeah,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, who would you want it? Well,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: I mean that's obvious Joe to see. But that's who
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Junior I want to say. I mean, well, sure, I
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  Speaker 1: can't see them. They're not getting back out of the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: road again. You don't think they're gonna get back to you.
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  Speaker 1: When you when you heard Joe he was coming to Atlanta,
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  Speaker 1: when you heard it, anywhere I'm buying tickets. Baby, it'll
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: be to step over and sit down somewhere to stop. Well, now,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen year olds can get their vaccination, so
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: we could reach that herd immunity if they I asked
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  Speaker 1: they want. You know, we don't know what it's like
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  Speaker 1: to go to school with mask on, not to do
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  Speaker 1: all of the things. You know, they look at it different.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people are not comfortable letting their kids
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  Speaker 1: get yes. I understand that too. I understand that. I
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