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So What? I Burned A Few Things, Right Or Wrong, Where Do People Have The Most Sex, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given the bush. Yeah, listen to.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't join.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joy, you gotta do.
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  Speaker 3: You love, you.
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  Speaker 5: Gotta turn'd to turn the mouth turn you probably got
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  Speaker 5: to turn mouth turn out of the money up.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, ah huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 6: digging now. One and only Steve Harley got a radio show.
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  Speaker 6: I was talking with my wife and she said something
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  Speaker 6: her father always used to tell her, just because you
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  Speaker 6: can do something don't mean you should do it. I
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  Speaker 6: can't tell you how many times I've had to learn
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  Speaker 6: that in my life. You know, just because you can
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  Speaker 6: do something does not necessarily mean you should do it.
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  Speaker 6: I could tell people off oftentimes, but it don't mean
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  Speaker 6: I should do it. I could go here and set
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  Speaker 6: the record straight a lot of times, but it don't
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  Speaker 6: mean I should do it. Well, I've learned a lot
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  Speaker 6: in that lesson, folks, And because I have a relationship
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  Speaker 6: with my creator, what it's done is it's allowed me
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  Speaker 6: to learn even more how to stay still on a
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  Speaker 6: lot of issues that's troubling me. I've learned it the
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  Speaker 6: hard way. I do want you to understand that that
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  Speaker 6: sometimes it's better to be still. Sometimes it's better to
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  Speaker 6: just let God handle the situation now. And I know
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  Speaker 6: it's hard to say because we think as people, but
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  Speaker 6: if I do this, I would feel better.
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  Speaker 1: If I do this now, they'll feel how I feel. See.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not always the best way though. I found
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  Speaker 1: in my life.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes you gotta like old people used to say, you
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  Speaker 6: gotta let go and let God. I'm gonna tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 6: I learned a lot from my mother being a Sunday
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  Speaker 6: school teacher. But you know, at the same time, when
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  Speaker 6: she was when I was young, I thought she was
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  Speaker 6: just an old person just talking to me. I didn't
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  Speaker 6: get it. You know how your parents used to talk
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  Speaker 6: to you and you didn't get it, and they used
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  Speaker 6: to always say, well, wait till you have your own kids,
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  Speaker 6: you will get it then, and sure enough you got
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  Speaker 6: it then.
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm the same way. I'm no different you know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no different life than you.
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  Speaker 7: You.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no different upbringing in you. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have no different ways.
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  Speaker 6: That I can live and you can't you know I
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  Speaker 6: got to live by the same laws of the land
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  Speaker 6: you gotta live by. I gotta obey the principles of success.
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  Speaker 6: If I want to be successful, I gotta bam. And
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  Speaker 6: you know, if I want to go to heaven, I
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  Speaker 6: gotta do what God tell me to do as many
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  Speaker 6: times as I can. Now, you ain't gonna get it
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  Speaker 6: all right, but you understand that, and I just get
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  Speaker 6: on with the best I can. But so many times, man,
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  Speaker 6: we get stuck right down, man, worrying about you know,
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  Speaker 6: how it's gonna come across and what you know, you know,
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  Speaker 6: kind of going around here because I'm trying to find
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  Speaker 6: a way to tell you this that you won't get twisted.
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  Speaker 1: The bottom line, you gotta.
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  Speaker 6: Let go and let God. You have to allow him
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  Speaker 6: to do it his way. See, I thought myself to
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  Speaker 6: a certain point, but to go further, I had to
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  Speaker 6: let God have it. I found out I wasn't all
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  Speaker 6: that good a driver. I found out I wouldn't all
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  Speaker 6: that good of a explore with a map.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to let go.
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  Speaker 6: I had to let God. And you gotta understand that
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  Speaker 6: God works in mysterious ways. How often had I thought
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  Speaker 6: it was over for me. But what God was doing
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  Speaker 6: was he was teaching me a lesson. He was showing
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  Speaker 6: me something that I needed to know. He was allowing
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  Speaker 6: me to experience some things. But he didn't let me
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  Speaker 6: go under. You know how they say, God and never
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  Speaker 6: put more on you than you can bear. He won't
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  Speaker 6: let you go under you know. It's like the scripture
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  Speaker 6: that Bishop Alma taught me when I was going through
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  Speaker 6: that traumatic thing on the internet. Man, it was really
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  Speaker 6: really man trying to destroy what I had worked for
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  Speaker 6: and my family and this new life that God had
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  Speaker 6: presented me.
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  Speaker 1: And the devil is busy. The devil don't like to
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  Speaker 1: see you happy. So here he comes.
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  Speaker 6: He puts you under attack, and he comes in and
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  Speaker 6: that and everything, and my kids are suffering, but you know,
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  Speaker 6: here comes God. Though see, God don't put more on
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  Speaker 6: you than you can bear. And Bishop Olmer sent me
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  Speaker 6: a scripture, He sent me Isaiah forty three one and two.
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  Speaker 6: And in that scripture it says to the effect that
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  Speaker 6: you can walk through the water the rivers, and the
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  Speaker 6: water won't overcome you. But then it said you can
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  Speaker 6: walk through the fire and you will not get burned,
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  Speaker 6: nor will kindling set upon your clothes. I learned something
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  Speaker 6: very valuable that day. See, God sent me through something,
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  Speaker 6: but he was showing me something too.
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  Speaker 1: Now he didn't do it.
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  Speaker 6: God didn't bring that calamity into my life because in
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  Speaker 6: Isaiah fifty four seventeen it says clearly that if anyone
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  Speaker 6: comes against you, it will not be my doing. Now,
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  Speaker 6: this is what he promised you when people come for you, though, see,
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  Speaker 6: and this is what I learned. That's why I have
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  Speaker 6: no fear of the people coming anymore because I learned that.
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  Speaker 6: But God had to send me through a traumatic experience
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  Speaker 6: in order for me to learn that. You can't have
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  Speaker 6: a testimony without a test you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: You can't learn nothing without a lesson. So what he
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  Speaker 6: did was he allowed that internet thing come across crossed
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  Speaker 6: into my life. But he taught me something. And Isaiah
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  Speaker 6: forty three to one and two was and you could
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  Speaker 6: walk through the fire and not get burned, nor will
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  Speaker 6: kindling set upon your clothing. So what that said to
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  Speaker 6: me was, even though you trying to do me and
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  Speaker 6: it's fire all around me, I won't burn. But when
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  Speaker 6: it's over, kindling won't set upon your clothing. What that
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  Speaker 6: showed me was not only would I walk through the
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  Speaker 6: fire and not get burned, but there will be no
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  Speaker 6: signs that I was ever in the fire. There's no
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  Speaker 6: signs of it. But not hold up though. Now he
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  Speaker 6: go to park though that I had to learn, even
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  Speaker 6: though you can walk through the fire, y'all, and even
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  Speaker 6: though you're being flames and scorching all around you, if
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  Speaker 6: you trust him, he ain't gonna let you burn.
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  Speaker 1: But now hear what he did not say. Though he
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  Speaker 1: did not say that.
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  Speaker 6: It was not going to be uncomfortably hot, wickedly hot
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  Speaker 6: in there. He ain't say that. He just said you
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  Speaker 6: won't burn, and when it's over, it won't be no
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  Speaker 6: signs that you was in the fire. See what happened
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  Speaker 6: to me was after they tried to destroy me, let
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  Speaker 6: me show you what God did for me. Not only
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  Speaker 6: did they not accomplish what they set out to do,
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  Speaker 6: but when it was through with me, though, when they
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  Speaker 6: was through throwing the gas and throwing the fire, throwing
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  Speaker 6: the hate and writing it and lining and creating all
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  Speaker 6: these names for themselves so it could look like most
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  Speaker 6: people is hating, when they got.
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  Speaker 1: Through it all that man, look what he did to me.
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  Speaker 1: Look what he did.
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  Speaker 6: Fum me because he taught me something that day, and
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  Speaker 6: I'm sharing it with you because God will do the
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  Speaker 6: same thing for you. But you gotta trust him though.
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  Speaker 6: You got to get in there and you got to
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  Speaker 6: let him do it. You gotta let him handle it. So,
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  Speaker 6: just like Pop Bridge just taught my wife Marjorie, just
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  Speaker 6: because you can do something, don't mean y'all to do something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah you could go down there and straighten them out,
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  Speaker 6: but should you though? Yeah, you can go down there
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  Speaker 6: and tell them all. Yeah, you can go down stand
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  Speaker 6: up and make sure they know it's your voice, that
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  Speaker 6: they hear it, and you can get in their face
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  Speaker 6: and make a scene.
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  Speaker 1: But should you though, or should you let go and
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  Speaker 1: let God?
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  Speaker 6: So before we run all out in the streets and
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  Speaker 6: somebody go out there and do something crazy, let's hold tight.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not saying don't go out there, but you gotta
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  Speaker 6: watch who you go out there with. But you can
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  Speaker 6: go down there with peace in your heart. Somebody decided
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna throw a brick through here and bust a window.
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  Speaker 6: Hold up, partner, hold up thing what we're down here doing.
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  Speaker 6: So see, sometimes man, you gotta let go and you
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  Speaker 6: gotta let God. You gotta let God have situations sometimes
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  Speaker 6: and you get in there and do the things that
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  Speaker 6: He tell you to do. See bish Rowman and taught
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  Speaker 6: me a lot. He had another book out and he said,
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  Speaker 6: you know, knowing God's Voice or something like that. I'm
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  Speaker 6: not sure the title, but I never really knew the
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  Speaker 6: definition of how do you know it is God's voice
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  Speaker 6: talking to you? Well, he clearly made a statement. God's
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  Speaker 6: voice has no sining in it. Whenever you're talking about
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 6: him back. If it's sining in it, God ain't in it.
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  Speaker 6: See that's you now. God's voice has no sining in it.
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  Speaker 6: So when you say God told me, be careful because
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  Speaker 6: God ain't never told you to go do nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 6: That ain't what he told you.
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  Speaker 1: And I learned that too. It's a lot. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: just sharing today.
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  Speaker 6: I hope it helps somebody today get through a difficult
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  Speaker 6: time because the show has helped me.
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  Speaker 6: all the things. Matter of fact, you know what I've
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  Speaker 6: learned this year. I've learned to be grateful for the
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  Speaker 6: difficult times. I knew it, but I've really learned it
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  Speaker 6: this year to be grateful through the difficult times. Because
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  Speaker 6: he's working on stuff on your behalf. You have no idea,
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  Speaker 6: So why complain when he gonna straighten it out anywhere?
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  Speaker 1: What's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: I'm under some pressure. I'm under some pressure.
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  Speaker 8: It's called marriage doog, yeah, yeah, the first and you
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  Speaker 8: know I don't know what to get my wife for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't not a ball or nobody, go od or nothing.
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  Speaker 6: That's your wife. You get started, you screw you gotta clip,
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  Speaker 6: you gotta clip chalkboard.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you, is she thinking the gift got
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  Speaker 1: to be what that wedding was? Is she thinking that way?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, but it's gonna have to be the first one
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  Speaker 6: gonna have to mean something. Let me ask you a question,
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  Speaker 6: because you asked me a lot of questions.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh? What have you thought about getting.
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  Speaker 8: I thought about getting a bracelet, a really nice bracelet
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  Speaker 8: to match your wedding ring?
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  Speaker 1: What again? What bracelet matches your wedding ring?
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  Speaker 8: Well, but the diamond cut the diamond, thank you ahead,
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  Speaker 8: it's about twenty that's nice. Now that you heard something
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  Speaker 8: that she wanted though, I heard.
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  Speaker 1: Her say she want a car. I heard that. I
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  Speaker 1: act like I heard that. I swear to god, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't I heard it.
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  Speaker 5: I heard it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, save the car. I'll just get on the back.
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  Speaker 6: What else you heard or say she wanted?
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  Speaker 8: I think she really want some jewelry. She just keep
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  Speaker 8: talking about, Oh that's nice. Every time the commercial come
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  Speaker 8: on TV.
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  Speaker 6: Has she pointed at this bracelet? Yes, she's pointed at it.
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  Speaker 6: And that's that's the one you get.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you do it. Start. Now, what else what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go with it?
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  Speaker 9: Go with it?
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  Speaker 1: You got to put something else with that.
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  Speaker 6: See, let me explain something to you, juny. That's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be your heavy gift. You want to have like a
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  Speaker 6: pre gift. Something she can open up or you know,
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  Speaker 6: I think, and then she thinks that's it. Then you
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  Speaker 6: open up another little box and she thinks that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. And when she opened up the one she really wanted.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you get bang for your buck. Then she
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  Speaker 1: give me the slippers.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's all you're gonna get. You gonna let me
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  Speaker 10: ask this, Let me ask, let me ask your questions.
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  Speaker 10: So Junior, y'all got it. Y'all gonna have a tree
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  Speaker 10: in the house. Dog, Yeah, okay, putting it on. So
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  Speaker 10: Junior got good cause. So you think you gonna just
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  Speaker 10: had it one little thing set up on a tree
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  Speaker 10: and that's.
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  Speaker 1: It as Christmas tree.
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  Speaker 6: What you should have had that little one love bitty box,
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  Speaker 6: all right, that little box of cracking jacks up under there.
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  Speaker 2: off with the nephew and run that Brenk back what
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  Speaker 10: Sureley, thanks Giving with cousin Benji. Giving with cousin Benji.
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  Speaker 10: Ll ready for he is listen to it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh hello, Hello?
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  Speaker 9: Who is this this Glen?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this this Benjie? I'm college? Is this pre No?
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  Speaker 3: She's doing here right now with this daughter? Is there
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  Speaker 3: a problem? Oh no, this this Benjie. This Mam Mama
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  Speaker 3: Lowa's nephew.
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  Speaker 9: It's Glende.
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  Speaker 3: Mamallod is mamallolas Jo. I ain't it? Ain't it correct?
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  Speaker 9: Mama Lord's and miss Perpase sisters.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm being I'm I'm her nephew from the other
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  Speaker 3: side of the family. You say your name? What now,
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  Speaker 3: gladd Okay, what time y'all supposed to get in and.
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  Speaker 9: We should be there by the afternoon?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Is missus Purvis? Is she is your mama making the dressing?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: She's making enough for about forty five people. Actually, this
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  Speaker 9: was discussed about a month ago.
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  Speaker 3: Right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
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  Speaker 3: the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
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  Speaker 3: They wanted me to go in and call and I
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  Speaker 3: was trying to get miss Purvis. She's not there. No,
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  Speaker 3: she's not here.
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  Speaker 9: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her to
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  Speaker 3: do the to do the dressing.
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  Speaker 9: And why wouldn't they needed to do this? She would
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  Speaker 9: make it for ten years?
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  Speaker 4: We did.
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  Speaker 9: We just discussed this.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you mean they say that they got
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  Speaker 3: somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing, especially since
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  Speaker 3: y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
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  Speaker 3: do the dressing.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, first of all, how are you your your beie?
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  Speaker 9: What is your name?
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  Speaker 3: That was not my name, Benjamin, but they called me
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  Speaker 3: Benji but but but, like I say, I'm on the
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  Speaker 3: other side of the fair. I ain't on y'all side.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
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  Speaker 9: calling me. Because she's been making the dressing for ten years,
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  Speaker 9: like I said, and I mean it's been discussed. So
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  Speaker 9: I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
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  Speaker 9: don't even know you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you just
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  Speaker 3: right here is that they got so y'all ain't got
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  Speaker 3: to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
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  Speaker 3: They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So
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  Speaker 3: in other word, what you know, if you can tell
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  Speaker 3: Miss Perivs, she ain't got to worry about the dressing
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  Speaker 3: this year.
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  Speaker 9: Oh so you want me to tell my mama after
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  Speaker 9: she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all say,
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  Speaker 9: y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this
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  Speaker 9: year because we're driving now. We drive cavery year, So
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  Speaker 9: I'm not gonna do that to her. So, I mean,
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  Speaker 9: I don't I don't even know who you are to
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  Speaker 9: be calling me anyway. Why getting somebody calling me that
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  Speaker 9: I know regarding this?
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you gunned the right, I am blunders, all right. Listen,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: let me say this because I don't mind saying what
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: everybody thinking, what most people don't want to say. Let
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: me just say this right here. Really, what's going on
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: is just right here. A lot of people in the family,
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: you know, don't really don't don't really like miss Prairi dressing.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: Benjamin, who else you supposed to be? Let me sprind
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: something new. Ma, Mama gonna make your dressing. You gonna
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: keep that, and we ain't bringing that on with us,
• 17:40
  Speaker 9: So you can tell your family that I said that
• 17:42
  Speaker 9: because you want to see me.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: and this what everybody want to do.
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: Don't nobody what didn't Nikau we had a meeting dressing?
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: She be making it ten years? Ain't nobody been saying nothing?
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: And guess what one of them in that house Nobody
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: better not be walking up and through that talking about
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: my mama either. And yet I'm gonna eat it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, But see right there, why why if people don't
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: everybody to have it to eat it? If they don't
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: like it, you don't eat this?
• 18:15
  Speaker 9: How I know I don't know you well, I don't
• 18:18
  Speaker 9: know no Benjamin Ding who I want you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other side of the
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: family exactly. And I don't know you, okay, And it
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: really really to the bad all that I don't really
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: know you. But I'm but I'm but I'm man up,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: I'm mad up the car you and tell you what
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: we're gonna do and what we ain't gonna do.
• 18:36
  Speaker 9: Well, I know what I'm I said, and I want
• 18:39
  Speaker 9: it again. She gonna get that dress. You gonna eat
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: it if we.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Gonna goin that okay, okay, right there, listen, And I
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: know this might be hard for you to understand. What
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: you grew up with liking everybody else might not like.
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: People say what you want to. I don't even remember
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: you know why? So you ain't not like it because
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: you ain't done around? But she making dressing.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Now, first of all, when y'all get down here, it's
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: gonna already be some more dressing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: Here, okay, okay, and she gonna make coun dress said,
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: and we gonna see down and we got gonna eat
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: me discussing no further than.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: That, I said.
• 19:15
  Speaker 9: I got to say, because you're not gonna wrap my
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: mama feeling.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, there ain't nobody to try. That's why I'm trying
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: to tell you to tell her don't make it now,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: so she don't even bring it down.
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: We are going to get anyway.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Hey, look, I'm finna say this here because every dinner
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: gonna say it's clear as I can say. If y'all
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: come down here with that dress, I promise you we
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: already got dressing made. Were throwing that dressing in the
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: for him, thy blake, that's what we're doing.
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: on dressing the troth and if I find that you
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: put my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna be some.
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: If we're gonna set that off, I'm I'm playing with you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: Thats what's so funny to me. I'm the call. Ain't
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: killing we do on the compas Condon ain't never followed out.
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: The towns are telling us to bully, but now they're
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: gonna set you up. I don't even know your count
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: I guess.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: They sound like you.
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: Was you the badness in the world, the being being well,
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: I don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now,
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: Tim not playing with you. I'm telling you anybody right
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: my mama feeling it ball be something in there. And
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: I'm telling you all, y'all gonna be y'all fellow it
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: down now. But I'm funnering y'all. One.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I say, can I say something else to you?
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: I wish you would.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Tell me from the Steve Hallby Morning show. Your cousin
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Sheila got me the prank phone called.
• 20:50
  Speaker 9: You come me finck you You about to make me say?
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: Oh that may same given it wasn't gonna being because
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: I would go to have my brother's work. Yeah, playing
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: to be calcilmated.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: One last before I let you go. What is the
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• 22:03
  Speaker 2: It is time for a Chief Love Officer to answer
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: some love questions from you. This one's from Donnie and Lexington.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Donnie says, my mother and I own a rental home
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: in a not so good part of town, and she's
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: letting one of her old male friends stay in the
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: house and isn't charging him the full rent. I think
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: he's a bootlegger because there's a stash of liquor in
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the basement and I have watched people come and go
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: from there. I told my mom it's time to sell
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: the property, and she got upset. I suspect she might
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: be part of his underground enterprise. How do I go
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: against my mom.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: It's probably your mama's house. I don't know how it worked,
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: how y'all aught it. I don't really understand that. But
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: your mama is involved in the bootleg operation. It's been
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: going on in the hood for years. Sun has nothing
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: to do with you. Go sit your ass down somewhere.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: And the reason getting his half rent is because she
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: in half of the proceeds coming up out that basement. Now,
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: unless you're gonna start running moonshine, you as ain't got
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with this man. You take your little
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: young ass to college and get you an education and
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: stay out of grown folks business. Next question, all right
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: in Queen mama's a bootlegger. Yes, she might be running
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: numbers too. Show you might want to look into.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: That, Jena, and Queen says, I'm a thirty seven year
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: old woman and I bray hair for a living. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: have a forty seven year old boyfriend that works as
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: a restaurant manager. He referred one of his waitresses to
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: get her hair done and she paid me in cash
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: two hundred and ten dollars. When she was leaving, she
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: said she was going to thank my man for getting
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: her hair done. I called him and asked him if
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: he paid for it, and he denied it. I don't
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: know who to believe, and I want to beat them both.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Why would she lie about it?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Well? What does she she lied about it?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: I don't think that she Well, she said she gonna
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: go and and forgetting her hair done. Could she have
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: been said, I want to thank your man for sending
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: me over here to get my hair done, because you
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: did such a wonderful job. Cash, she paid in cash,
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: and yeah, and she.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Thinks her man supply the money for it, paid for it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, there are some stupid men in this world.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he denied it. He said he did.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe what you said you maybe that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, it could be. I just want to thank
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: him for sending me over here. Man, you did such
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: a great job. But I don't know if Cash meant
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: that he gave it to her. You know, he just
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: recommended that she go.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: What she looked like. You know, that's her last time
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: doing her hat on. You know that that's her last time.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that ain't gonna help me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: that's the last time doing the heir. You can believe that,
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: But you got two hundred and ten dollars cash.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: What you want?
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: You even have Braden biz as I ain't.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: She was throwing shade though to gird again.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, Why you sit her over there to
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: your woman if you're doing something, it's beyond stupidity to me.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: All the place you could have sent them the whole lot.
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: Beautifer could braid hair. Wonder she didn't pull it out
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: when she said that. You couldn't pull the braid right
• 25:23
  Speaker 10: on back out of there. No, she was walking out
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: to door.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: You think you're gonna take some braids out of woman's
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: hair after she just had them done, set there for hours.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I got a whole other news for you. That's a
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: whole other strawberry letter in she snatched my braid.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: That's the subject, all right, Moving on Mika and Fayetteville says,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I'm a fifty year old divorced woman and I'm still
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: having sex with my ex husband. He is remarried, but
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: his wife doesn't enjoy sex as much as I do,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: so we have an arrangement. He said it's getting too
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: expensive and he wants to pay me a flat rate
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: monthly instead of each time he visits. I told him
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: he could get it free if he left his wife
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: and came back to me. He hasn't called me in
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: a few days. Is he considering it? Or did I
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: run him off for good?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Now you ran him off?
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: He ran him off. He's your ex for a reason.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: He want you for what he got you for, not
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: for nothing else. You too much with the rest of it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: You just too much. It's too much with you. But
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: if I can just come over here now, he won
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: a flat rate, So now you're not really having sex
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: with your ex husband.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: You are the owner and operator of a brothel, and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: now you.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Won't And you think he's reconsidering to move back into
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: the brothel. But if he moved back into the brothel,
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: they don't just be brothel duties being performed, you talking
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: and wearing him about other stuff. So, lady and man,
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: then you got to remember why you all became a
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: divorce and X is in the first place. And I'm
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: pretty sure it would have something to do with that
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: other wife he got.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: How much is she charging him monthly? Don't what is
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: this car? I don't know?
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: But he want a flat rate though, just a monthly rate,
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: and he won't come over He won't put it on Saturday.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I just put you on salurady. Then when I come over.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: If I come over four five times, that's same as two. Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he want a salary to employ you. They don't
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: do that at the brothels. They don't have packages at
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: the brothel.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I whole thing. I'm pretty sure I'll pay you as
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you go. All a car, yeah, car, all right.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Moving on to Danny and Baltimore. Danny says, I'm twenty
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: eight years old and my boyfriend and I have been
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: together for six years. I've been messing around on him,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: and I think it's time for us to break up
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: because he never talks about us having a future together.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: When I try to leave him, he cried and has
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: an attitude for days. I hate to upset him, but
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want a cry baby man that doesn't have
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: a five year plan. Do I cut him off cold turkey?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Or do I talk to him in person, let him cry,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: and then leave him.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Hey, ma'am, why did you write us, Danny? Why did
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: you write us? You don't want this man. He's a
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: damn cry baby. You've been sleeping around on him for
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: six years. You obviously want to sleep around more than
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: you want him. You don't loan him upset because you're
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: a nice person, but you're a nice person with tricky ways.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: There are a lot of people like you, Danny. It's
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: okay just going about your business. Just look, we threw
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: that's it. Let him cry and going to do what
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: you've been doing. Next question, schreny. We not dealing with
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Danny no more.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: That's all. That's all we have.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: To shut your crying ass up.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: You can cry now.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Don't leave me, Jenny.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: I don't want to sit here with all this crime.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: We were meant to be. Did you hear what I said?
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: These other people I'm seeing don't do all that crime.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Just your punk ass up.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: That's why she's cheating. Don't nobody want you, Jenny.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Coming up?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Thank you feelings Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. Men that
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: wear throngs don't pay money back. Wearing men do not
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: pay money back. I don't know, it's just a rule.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know where the rule came't flump anybody I
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: know where. Throng don't pay money back? And and who
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: were throngs that think they sexy? It's usually not thall
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: and some don't even go in the same have a
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: thong on and all they see is the love be in.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: The front coming up right after.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: All?
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: Right, here we go.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: It is time Steve step up to the plate. The
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: nephew and Junior with right or wrong?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Alright Copel Junior.
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: When they say don't try this at home, tell them
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: you can still try it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You just have to go next doe and do it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying. When they say don't try
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: this at home, you can still do it. You just
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: go next door to somebody else house. Do you know
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: what I'm saying?
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: J Yeah, you know what. This bit really ain't for you. No,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I don't even really know how to patience talking to him.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: But Ju, they say they shied at home.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: They are protecting you from your house basically, But you
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: could go next do and do it at somebody else's house.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: That's all that really means. This is for me, though.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know it is for me.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: How you're gonna have to try it. They just don't
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: want you to do it at your house.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, come on, talk I like that.
• 31:38
  Speaker 10: When Okay, what Carl tell Junior, I don't even know
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: why he don't see that Noah and his family was
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: the first vegetarians.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Huh, because they didn't eat none of them animals on there?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Oh you mean Noah from Noah's Ark and the Bible?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: And so what now?
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: No Noah on Noah's Ark and his family? Nor see,
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: Now you're stupid.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Why you say that?
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: Stupid?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Because they just said brain too. Ain't saying you couldn't
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: need to fall for they had folk. You don't know
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: that molted two animals that they.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: Need to bring to Ain't nobody said nothing about two
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: folk chickens too?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Of them wasn't missing? He could have.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: To killing in some grease in the back.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I can't go along with that one. If
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you go along with this, he got mad.
• 32:43
  Speaker 10: Shouldn't shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asteroids?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't him royds be called asteroids?
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: You should have saved that one for last.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I've tied him.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I love that one.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, that worked. That's what yeah, you call makes
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: sense right there right there? Ye had one other one
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: last time. The crossword pulls across people across.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I know you should stop here. I know you should, man,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I want some more.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm give you two more.
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: Shouldn't self help? Self help groups are not good because
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: you're in a group. It should really you should really
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: be by yourself.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't you? Oh God, to get out?
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: You know if for self help, you know you don't
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: really need to be with a group. You're not gonna
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: get better. Let you by yourself. You see what I'm saying.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: I got you.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Here go my last one? You ready?
• 34:15
  Speaker 10: Okay?
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: What?
• 34:16
  Speaker 9: Wait?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I ain't worried about if I want that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: When I'm going to this last one's ready?
• 34:22
  Speaker 10: You want to tell this boy, if they pull your
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: wisdom to you're gonna be stupid.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Why would you let the back of your mouth is empty?
• 34:39
  Speaker 10: If they pull your wisdom te you gon't be stupid.
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: I would not let nobody pull the wives out of me.
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: That's why I don't. I'm not taking mine out. We
• 34:48
  Speaker 10: and me and him were talking about the Dennis. I said,
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: don't let them pull your wisdom to you. I say that,
• 34:53
  Speaker 10: I said, you're gonna be stupid.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Boy.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be stupid?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Right you? It seems to be working for you though.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I'm just throwing that out there.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I got all my wisdom.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Gone and get them bad boys pull okay, no way
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: you have them?
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: Come on back.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: My favorite though, Come on.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't him Royds be called astro.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: That's the top of the list all.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: My favorite of all time, roys be called at That's
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: one of my faith Oh Lord, I love right or wrong?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Junior, mad because.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It's just not Tuesday night. We don't talk of Tuesday night.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Get mad? I keep asking the phone. It's my fault.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: It waste your time, to waste time, junr.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Which one were you mad at this week? I'm mad
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: at the hemorrhoids. I'm mad at that.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: And I don't see how we missed that as peoples
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: when we was passing out name.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Hemorrhoids.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Does not nowhere knew explain to you what's going on
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: as much as asteroids?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Man, he's asteroids.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: Man, My asteroids is burning. See now, you gotta see
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: my hemorrhoids. You gotta you gotta connect that to something.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: Asteroids lead you right to the problem.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Right, You're right.
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: Shouldn't hemorroids be called asteroids? That's all of them?
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Man, the favorite one, damn right? It should.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Nobody already.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Tweeting right now?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Let me see you wait, these were genius today. All right,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: At the Salvation Army, love gives beyond situation and season.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping. You can
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: be the difference for a family in need right in
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: today and food on the table all year long, warm
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: five dollars a month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond. All right,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: So would you rather be in charge of Santa's nice
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: list or would you rather be in charge of Santa's
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: not to eat list?
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Not?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Yea not a list? Yeah? Yeah, make your work for it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: Like that.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, Julie, what's your reasoning I'm taking I need to
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: see what your hustle is.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I want to know.
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: What you do?
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just want a certain all list because I
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: can't be the one to tell you know you ain't
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: getting nothing this year.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: That's what you want to do.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: I want to.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Stop all that crying a life of time. Get on
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the nice list. We can work somebody, don't we can
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: work somebody. All right, what you're doing, you get on
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the nice list? Where your mom?
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: So would you rather eat fruitcake or drink eggnog for
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: three days straight?
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: I'm drinking egg I don't want to time fruitcake. Man,
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: I ain't never seen good. I don't see the reason
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: I don't like fruitcake. I don't know what the green
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: thing is.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: You still have fruit cake?
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Still got it?
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how it sail, because then he
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: keep it in that cake.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Because when you're unwrapping the most unrewarding aster I've ever
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: bitten into, you gotta tell your fingernails up, lifting that
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: lid off red. You gotta unwrap it. You gotta turn
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: it up, and then the paper some of the stuff.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: There's always some wet ass stuff on top of it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: You got a sticky then you cut it and you
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: just little all its green and red jelly in her
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: fault and it's not real fruit, and it's trifling.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: It is okay. So lactoase intolerance for three days straight
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: with that eggs.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: Alright, I ain't locked toose. I drank egg now, I
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: ain't locked toes. Sweet, put some egg on it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: Whoo.
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all lack toose, can't tolerate. But I'm gonna get
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: through it. I'm fine, all right.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Would you rather celebrate Christmas for a whole year or
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: only once every five years?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: One year every day or just once every five year?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I gotta have something to look forward to this
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: every day whole home.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It's just for one year though.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Now now my wife gonna expect the gift.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Everything sixty five days broke.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: My kids all be mad at me because we'll be
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: learning the real meaning of Christmas. I haven't doing research.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: They'll know who all the wise men, real name was,
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: what the camels came from? How much was the camels?
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Did the camels have names?
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: How far was the Norse start from the manger? What
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: type of heme was in the manger? Who was in
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: the manger? Looking?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Who owned the manger? It'd be so mad at me.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: That's today's roundup. Would you rather?
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: I wonder wish you and your family are very, very
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: happy holidays from all of us here at the Steve
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: Harvey Morning Show.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: The subject is, so what I burned a few things?
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll get into that's all about.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: We'll find out what that's all about. Just a few
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: now I could cut.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it would burn us
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: some clothes or something. What I thought.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Allegedly right now you hear him. The nephew is here
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: with today's prank phone call. What you got for his nept.
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: Before we left the last break, Shirley, you said, speaking
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: of Tim was you saying when he said?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: You said? I said time strange looking speaking of Tommy?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Now when you say it, speaking the time, are you.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Here Tommy? He's up next with the frank phone call.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It's called promotion.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Ugly to you. Yes, I'm talking to shirt.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: No Tommy, No, you're not ugly.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: But she didn't say he didn't look strange though, but
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: but but but he's strange looking though.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: He's not Tommy, No, he's not, he's not what he's
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: not strange looking, strange. No, he's a normal looking, handsome
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: young man.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Tommy ain't handsome, telling this boy that we don't have
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: handsome man and our family ain't handsome.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Tommy thinks he is. Okay, I don't want to shatter
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: that man, Tommy.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Think he said, Tommy, thank you the line Tommy thinking,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: but he got it there and now.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: You think you.
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: No.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: And if he accepted, he can have fun with him.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: But see, I keep telling you his feelings, right, Shirley,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: yeah them. Okay, before I played for you, you played
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: a strange My pranks are not strange. Listen. The name
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: of the time it is is you got to bring
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: those TVs back?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, how are you?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to reach a sharing police. My name is Paul. Paul,
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: I'm head of security here.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: How are you? This is yeah?
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: You you actually came out and you I think you
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: were here on Friday and you came out and purchased
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: four flat train televisions forty forty two inches? Am I correct?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:51
  Speaker 11: But what you kind of be fun.
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: What I was giving you a call for sharing is
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: that we got a bit of a problem. Now when
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: you purchase these actual flat televisions on Black Friday, so
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: to speak, it seems that we've got them. Well, your
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: your purchase went through successfully, I will admit that, but
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: there should have been a red flag that have gone
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: up because we're going back over transactions of the past
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: two three days here and we're realizing that your purchase
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: should not have been successful. It should have been boid.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: Your credit card is actually not valid at all.
• 44:25
  Speaker 11: No, no, my credit card because we got paid on Wednesday,
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: so my money was there.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: Well, actually, ma'am, what I'm what I'm trying to explain
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: to you is that it is coming up in valid
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: now and we're having a problem with it. So I
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: wanted to reach out to you and give you a
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: call and see if we could probably.
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: You know, it was valid when I was at their
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: rates because it went through. I got a receipt and
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: everything I am purchased that EXTINGJA warrant on all for them,
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: So it was valid on Friday. I don't know what's
• 44:54
  Speaker 11: wrong with it today, but it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: Was good then, and I understand that. I understand that that,
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: you know, just being at the register and you purchasing
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: in and no problems not all happening. That's pretty much
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: a thought process that you're gonna have what I'm letting
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: you know is on the on the back part of
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: it when you came into the store. What we're getting
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: the day the day after is that it was pretty
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: much invalid. It wasn't good at all. Your credit card
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: was not good at all.
• 45:18
  Speaker 11: But you need to call your bank then, because I
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: don't know what to tell you. You know, I had
• 45:24
  Speaker 11: the money in there the day I went and bought them,
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: and that's it for me. So I don't know who
• 45:28
  Speaker 11: you need to call. But don't call me because you
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: know that ain't been in my problem.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: Okay, you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: raise this to be a major problem. We're gonna try
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: to rectify it and.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: Get it taken care of. Yeah, do what you need
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: to do.
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, listen, Now here's what we're gonna do. You know,
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: I want us to try to work this out as
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: smoothly as we can. What I'm gonna have to ask
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: you to do. Could I get you to come back
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: up to the store and bring all four televisions with you?
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: Oh no, now you sure can't.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Baby.
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: Look, I bought them for TVs. I wrapped one of
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: them up this under the tree for my husband, my
• 46:01
  Speaker 11: mama early. She already got the other TV. We hunt
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: that up for home Saturday when we was watching movies.
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: So it really ain't no way we're gonna bring the
• 46:09
  Speaker 11: four TVs back. I think you should go back to
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: Well process your credit cards and tell them that they that.
• 46:15
  Speaker 11: I don't know what you're gonna tell them, but you
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: need to go back to them. I ain't got time
• 46:18
  Speaker 11: to be running back and forth to this store.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: I don't want to. I don't want us to create
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: a problem here. I don't want to do that.
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: You need the Lord your voice. Okay, but no, you
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: need to go back to whoever do your credit cards?
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: Because it went through when I was at the Stoke. Correct.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: I don't want to that's a know.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I told you that it went through. I explained it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: You ain't got no business on my damn phone. They
• 46:41
  Speaker 11: don't come me with this bull no more.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Hold on what. I don't want to have to do.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: I don't want to have to come out to your
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: home and compensate.
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: You want to come out to my house, maybe we
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: will beat you into bad health. You better not bring
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: y'all over here. Look, you need to come up do
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: your credit cards. Get your with them, because your business with.
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Me is done.
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: I got a receipt and I got an extended wars.
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: I would have my lord, you tear y'all up. You
• 47:07
  Speaker 11: bring your over here and there back.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Listen, lady, I don't want to go back and forth
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: with you on this and that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: You ain't going back and forth.
• 47:14
  Speaker 9: It's over with.
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: I've got the TVs, I got a receipt. We as done.
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: I don't know what's wrong with your machines, cart Win suits.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get her to understand, understand what I'm saying.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: You can hang on one second and let me speak
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: with my boss. Please on the phone.
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: I tell your boss y'all, don't run me back. I
• 47:34
  Speaker 11: got a receipt for Folth TV and I'm gonna keep
• 47:36
  Speaker 11: all faul TVs.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: You know this is pretty much considered a theft process.
• 47:47
  Speaker 11: Listen here, camps, listen to me camping. I got on
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: rich face for foul TV. I won't got to stop
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: wear my receipt. I got my extended warrant, so this
• 47:57
  Speaker 11: ain't no saft. What this, James, is a mass communication
• 48:01
  Speaker 11: between YO back. So you need to get YO right,
• 48:04
  Speaker 11: because I got a Prepaie, get the car back. I
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: don't owe nobody on them TVs. You need to call
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: YO back and get them about my phone.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Which they ain't. Show some TVs from our store, and
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: damn it you're gonna bring them back.
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: You think you canna come get it? Get I got
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: th TV YO done.
• 48:22
  Speaker 11: We ain't get him something and I'm gonna keep them.
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: We gonna watch the game on YO TVs. Bring y'all
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: over here through walk to We want myself out with Yoe.
• 48:31
  Speaker 11: Don't you call me by no TV's no more so
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: you the one ain't gonna have no job for the holidays,
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: which is dumb.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Don't time just gonna do no more for users bad
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: credit cards at department stores? And I'll get your Paul.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Then do you understand in so that's Joe tile me.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: You put the Foe TVs back.
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: Then show Uncle Tom Tray the white Man for his TVs.
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: You gotta get your business of summer detail shop for
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: start a rest label. Don't work for the white folks.
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: Don't come funck me by say TV.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: You have to get this.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: God listen you listen to me. I got one more
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: thing I need to say to you. Are you lefting
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: to me what you won't. This is Nephew Timing from
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: the Steve Harvey Morning.
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: Nobody's nephew, come up here about them?
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: Damn TV.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: Wait minute, wait a minute, this is hold.
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: This is nephew Tommy, Baby, from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: You just got pranked by by your your girlfriend.
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: Tell me you almost got your see just set me up.
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: I'm kid.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: This nor again.
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: Now you cannot play with people like this.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Oh man, I got one more thing to ask you, baby.
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 50:08
  Speaker 11: Ooh? The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: That is right there. Stupid is all get out?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Uh, thank you of you Tony. Coming up next, it
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: is a strawberry letter. Subject is so what I've earned
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a few things? All right, we'll get into that right
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: after this.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: At the Salvation Army, love gives beyond situation and season.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: While lights are sparkling and temperatures are dropping, you can
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: be the difference for a family in need right in
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: your local community. Your donation puts presents under the tree
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: today and food on the table all year long. Warm
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: hearts and homes beyond the Christmas season by donating twenty
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: five dollars a month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org. Help
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: a neighbor in need through the holidays and beyond. You're
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: listening Steve Morning Show. It is time now for today's
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
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  Speaker 4: like we're going to read this one right here, right now,
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: and you never know, it could be yours.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: All right, it could be yours. Buckle up and hold
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here it is
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you, nephew. Subjects. So what I burned a few things? Oh,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm twenty eight years old and I've
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: been married for three years. I caught my husband cheating
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: on me recently, and I burned a few of his
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: personal belongings and he can't get over it. He was
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: cheating the car whatever at a popular hookup spot where
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: the younger kids go to have sex. He and I
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: used to go there when we were younger, and we
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: enjoyed sneaking in.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: The Salvation army. Never imagine situation, and then she didn't.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: He could temperatures and drum bad can be the family
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: in your local your donation and they're closed under the
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: tree today and I food on the table a minute.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: I watched him for minutes. And then beyond Christmas season
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: donating some of the gation armies, you would sing met
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: neighbor and the holidays and they were wearing and all
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: underwear and so would you rad I don't know why
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: we sent the list or would you rather be in
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: charge of Santa.
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: Yet?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: And it was in a morning when I was younger, so.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Didn't work field.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't go to jail because I remembered my mom got.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Years ago shirt and.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: He put up.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I just want to say.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Him and after that is my name. He had not
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: shed up. I was willing to try to get up
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: marriage and he said I'm crazy work. He knows I
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: only reacted out of rage.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: And I would doing like that normally. Why can't you see.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Close you eat fruits cake or drink eggs? Not your
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: fall three days, which okay, this is and don't you
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: dare try to you.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: In his car.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: He would be thanking you that you didn't him and her.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I need you to get I need you to splain
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: yourself immediately eating you. It's not even crazy.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Now you have to wrap it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: You got turning taking a chance like stuff always okay,
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: trying to make your fault.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: Because just to is we will just pans down they
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: were not really fruit the dr home in just.
• 54:31
  Speaker 12: Select for three days on not the same, because that's
• 54:41
  Speaker 12: the mister. That's what she do when.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: They get caught. They try to with your revenue Christmas
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: for a whole year, even consider once every time after that,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: every day just waiting for real. You better be glad
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: you burn the whole house, this story and all that.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Living.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, now my wife is gonna expect.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Here three hundred and.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: My kids all so we'll be learning the real meaning.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: This is just a.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: I have research that I know who all the wise
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: men all was camels came? How much was this the
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: camel's hand name?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: You?
• 55:30
  Speaker 12: You know?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: How far was the lost? Learn the name?
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: First of all, you mangel, I'm assuming that you all
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: around the same for three years would be so much
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: cheating on you and your favor which.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: After day.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Him right after this you're listening to the morning show.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: You know, you're saying, he can't get over you can't
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: let him out, not get over it. You got to
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: get further, not get over it than him. If you
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: know what I'm trying to tell you, You can't let
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: him beat you at this game. Women are the best
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: at this. There's nobody greater at not getting over something
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: than women.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: They are the best at it. They know how to
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: make you.
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: Gravel, crawl back, pay over and over and over, bring
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: it up years later on the same date at the
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: same time.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You need to get in that mold right there.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: He was cheating in this car, the popular hookup spot
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: where younger kids go to hair six.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Y'all used to go there when y'all was younger.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: What and you like doing it, But you didn't never
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: imagine that he would cheat on you and cheat on
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: the spot, that he could get caught old habits, that's
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: where he been going. He been going down there to
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: that spot.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: Nah.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: The embarrassing part you say, for you is your younger
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: cousin saw him.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: And called me.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: That's what this was a girl. Hopefully he and the
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: woman were on the back seat. They closed was on
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: the front seat. Lord, have mess.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: It'll be away from your clothes.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one more time, Come.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: On whatever, go away from your clothes. Take your clothes
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: with you. That old that's where you're supposed to put them.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: That's stupid.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: You put them clothes up in the back window. You
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: got to have put them clothes on the floor. You
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: got to have them close by you. No ever separate
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: from your clothes.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Lord, I'm stupid. Yes, you're so damn stupid.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Hold on, Steve, hold and keep it right there. All right,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: we'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: strawberry letter is so what I burned a few things.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: All Right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: and get your response.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: This is a letter that's ridiculous that should never get ridden.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: Shirley gave the proper response to all of it. I
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: strongly suggest you follow all the Sharley's advice. But what
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: I was just telling you it doesn't make any sense.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: This is a typical example of the best office. The
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: best defense is a good offense, So get off defense
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: and get on offense. And that's what he's doing to you.
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: He's making it about what you did with his stupid ass.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: Went down there to a place y'all used to cheat
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: at when y'all was younger. He twenty eight. He could
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: still do that. You never imagine he cheat on you
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: had a spot he could get caught. But then your
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: younger cousin saw him and called you. You and this
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: woman on the back seat, and they closed was on
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: the front seat. Why are you separate from your clothes?
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Listen to this. If you are not in your.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: House or in your hotel room, you have to have
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: him close close by. If you are visiting someone else's house,
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: you must be able to reach and touch your clothes
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: at all. Boy, they had clothes out of reach. You
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: don't know who she know when he come in all
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: this hill. So now you go down there, he and
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: the woman who was on the back seat, and they
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: close on the front seat. I stood and watched for
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: a minute. What ooh number two.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: When you in the car doing stuff, you have to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: check periodically.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Look up over the sea.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: You can't commit a full two minutes to your business
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: without looking. Man, I'd have been in the car before.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: You got to look. As hard place to go, but
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: you got to look. I stood and watched for a minute.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Then I opened the door and took all their clothes.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: See right there, if your clothes was in reach, If
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: no way, you're gonna let your wife take.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Your damn clothes. I threw my coke on him, and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: some of it got in her eyes, so she didn't
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: see me. What who did she think it was? Girl?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It was coke, It wasn't acid. Yeah, she saw you.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: I went home and burned their clothes. They were wearing
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: and all of his underwearing socks. I don't know why
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: burned his underwearing socks. But I seen my mother burn
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: my stepdad's cause. And it was in a movie when
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: I was younger. That's that's thin line.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and it's waiting for his hell or then.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know whatever movie you know, I ain't see
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: it anyway. I tried to do a movie reference, but
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: I didn't see it anyway. The movie right there and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: they burned. I thought Marl Lawns had his clothes burned.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: He was pretty rough.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Now living with you, Yeah, but the movie, she's talking
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: about his waiting anyway.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, that is a movie, and it got very popular.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: A lot of me and lost their clothes because of
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: this movie. I want to see that too, And they
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: called so and they cause, uh so, I didn't go
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: to jail. My husband drove up wearing only a T
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: shirt and put out the spire. This boy right here
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: and got his half niggad hands.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: He's stomping on the fire, barefoot shirt on.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: This boy must been proud of herself, barefoot putting this
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: fire out with just this damn T shirt on. And
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: you you started the fire down the street in an
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: empty lot. I wouldn't give a damn if that whole
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: lot caught on fire. I'm not going out there. I you,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: it's too late to save your clothes. My husband drove
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: up wearing on a T shirt and he put out
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: the fire. I jumped on that, and all I remember
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: is that the neighbor pulling me off or his half
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: naked ass. He got a T shirt on. I don't
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: know you it's hard to fight with no draws on.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: I'm just it's very it's very, very difficult.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Most don't. Is it hard to drive with no underwear on?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: What you don't want to do is stop pull up
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: next to a truck. You don't take to look down,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: because down.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: They see you.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: So if you pull up next to a truck, you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: gotta stay behind the door. All this right here, You
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: have like a long story. But I've done all this
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: right here. That seat is hot, quicker, So now you
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: got out. You jumped on him. He half nickd got
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: a T shirt on, his stomping barefoot. He from Africa
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: or some player or either he Caribbean where he'd do
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: fire walking. I don't know who can jump out. They
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: car stumple fire out and why would he care? It's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: down the street anyway, all you remembers your neighbor put off.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: This mess could have been avoided had he not cheated
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: on me. Oh yeah, that's true. I was willing to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: try to get our marriage back on track. But he
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: says I'm crazy, and he's afraid of me as he should.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: As he should be.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: There's an element of fear that should reside in his
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: life from here on after. Yes, you crazy, and he
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: should be afraid of you. He knows that you reacted
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: out of anger and rage. That would I would never
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: act like that normally. Wait a minute, when do you
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: normally find your husband in the back seat nicked with
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: somebody else with their clothes on the front seat. It's
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: nothing normal about this. Why are you How did you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: allow him to do this to you? Why can't he
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: see that he's the reason his clothes got burned? No, no, no,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: I don't give a damn if you can't get over it.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, So you don't get over
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: I'm finna burn two of your suits. Fluff letting me
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: catch you cheap?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: You just car it.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Stop letting him do you this way? It's his fault.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I burned your clothes because you cheated on me. That's
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: why I did it. Get over right, all right? Now
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: put it back to me because I don't want you.
• 1:04:44
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  Speaker 2: there's some spicy new research revealing where in the world
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: people are having sex having the most sex, and it's
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: not here in the United States. The Global Promiscuity Index
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: from nap Lab shares which country's residents are the most
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: sexually liberated. To come up with their list, NAP LAB
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: rated countries on the age people loss their virginity, the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: average number of sexual partners, residents have rates of sexually
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: transmitted diseases, percentage of people who think sex before marriage
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: is morally acceptable. So the average American has sex with
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: a ten people during their lifetime, Steve, I know you
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: say we should say three. But the average American has
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: sex with about ten people during their lifetime. And the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: US has been named the fifteenth most promiscuous country in
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: the world. Brazil, Turkey, and Australia top the list as
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: the most promiscuous countries and the most sexual partners. So
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: most you thought you would think it would be the US,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: maybe in the top five or the top ten, but no,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: they came in the number fifteen.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Did you say, did you say, surely the average America
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: has ten partners?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ten partners during their lifetime.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Just seven people owe me? You want to do them?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Hell well, I need to just hear from you who
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: love to send me? I'm married now, but it's seven
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: people that owe me.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: So you stuck to Steve's rule of three.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sticking to that's it?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: So wait?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: So sh.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: It's just.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Y'all think Steve was telling y'all a room. That's it.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I need to see the other seven.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, all right, so what what is the rule?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, who knew that Americans were so prudish? Were
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: such prudes? What is the rule on sharing your body count?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: And is it higher than the average on this survey?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: You're awfully quiet, sir, Tommy pa.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I've been a quarter of them.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Is it more than three? More than ten?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Three? Three?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Three? Say the average American?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: A lower average? It's three?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey he with me.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Three?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Why are you so quiet? Listen to is bad lying up?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: Three?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Now? We can't ask you all these questions? Okay, see
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: the answer?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure you can.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Answer. What's the answer, Steve.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: Blowing out, breathing all.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: In your life?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: The average American TOI martners in a lifetime.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank Heaven when I get to heaven.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: We're not discussing it.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. See this
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: is from Big Boss Daddy in Florida. Big Boss Daddy says,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: I'm forty eight years old. I've been a daddy since
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: I was seventeen years old. I now have five children
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: and five grandchildren. My kids and grandkids have always loved
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: my story. It's from being a truck driver, and they
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: crack up over the way I tell the stories. My
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: girlfriend says I should be a great com meet. I
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: would be a great comedian. So I did an open
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: mic night. I loved it, and the crowd was howling.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Is a comedy career a long shot at my age
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: it's forty eight.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: Well let me tell you this, sir. One good night
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: on stage does not make it a career. And you might,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: you might could go at it. Dog, I wouldn't say
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: you can't. Now there's a possibility there because you do
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: have the experience.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: Now it's what the part that you're gonna need now
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: is what you're gonna do when it go bad up there,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: because that night is coming soon. So it's because it's
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 6: going back after you have a great night is easy?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Going back after the night don't go good? That's what
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: you're gonna do about that? Do you have the commitment
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: that it's going to take to be a committe Because
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 6: it's going to take a full commitment. And oh bro,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 6: it's gonna be ad some bad I'm not gonna believe them.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 6: And you just got to get ready for that. So
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: if you want to go through the process, come on
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: and join the club. You obviously land in an age
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: where you got the material. You could talk about marriage,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: you could talk about children, grandkids, you can talk about
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: bad credit, losing jobs, driving trucks. You got the experience.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: That's why they are no great twenty one year old comedians.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: They're just none because, you know, because they don't have
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 6: life experience. They got nothing to talk eperience yet name
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: one great twenty year old comedians. Ain't no teenage great
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: comedians out here. There's no such thing because you got
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: nothing to talk about.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Non'body want to hear it, and.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: People has got money for tickets, don't want to hear
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: about your video games you played and lost Death Con
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: and all this hit. You lost Warlock by twenty.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Points forty eight. For him, it's not too old, is
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: what you're saying.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: If he can great forty forty year old comedians. But
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: we've been comedians since we were thirty something.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to start, that's what he started to start.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't wasn't what the damn uh?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: How young did Eddie Murphy start? He started pretty young. Yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: when we were young.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so well he was twenty one when he did
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: his special. Yeah, that's different, different talent.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: So you're saying, if he wants to do it Stevin
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: forty eight, go for it, see how it goes, and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: be able to handle the bad nights. Basically, it's what
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: you're saying.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Good?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're giving him some hope.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well the hopeless he could make it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but can you just do it me? One favorite? Can
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  Speaker 1: you be Big Boss Daddy on stage as a truck driver?
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  Speaker 1: Andy go bad? We're going on yard.
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  Speaker 6: Big Ball Daddy in the building, in the building, So
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  Speaker 6: let's see what happened. I was driving, I'll come down
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  Speaker 6: ninety five and I cut off on it. And what's
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  Speaker 6: tim from ninety five? That's eighty five?
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  Speaker 3: Five?
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  Speaker 6: No, I come through working over when I get to Atlanta,
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  Speaker 6: and you know, but bro, come on, everybody, I got
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  Speaker 6: and I got the hold up it, I got the
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  Speaker 6: I got the O I went, I went up sixty five,
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  Speaker 6: I got to Birmingham. Yeah, off the till I got
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  Speaker 6: the sixty five right, I was on eighty five? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: So now what's sixty five from eighty five?
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  Speaker 1: That twenty to twenty one went on in Atlanta twenty eight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: boy right, that.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy joked about the truck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the highway.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Then I saw this sign say tom Bow that said
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  Speaker 6: leading light over. You're gonna ask yourself who the hell
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  Speaker 6: is tom Bow that had motail seat? How come there
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  Speaker 6: and call it motail seven?
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  Speaker 2: Cracking himself off those steams.
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  Speaker 6: I want to add one of the signs was turned
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  Speaker 6: upside down. I drove on in anyway, I was at
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  Speaker 6: motail nine.
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  Speaker 2: with a handyman husband has come up with a very
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  Speaker 2: clever way to earn some extra money. She rents her
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  Speaker 2: husband out to other women. Her husband is excellent handyman skills,
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  Speaker 2: and she knows a lot of women who don't have
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  Speaker 2: someone as handy around to fix things in their homes.
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  Speaker 2: So she created get this rent my handy husband. She
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  Speaker 2: did this for about forty four dollars an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is what you can do.
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  Speaker 2: Her husband can come over and take care of any
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  Speaker 2: household projects that need to get done. What kinds of
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  Speaker 2: jobs do you think this man is doing? And these
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  Speaker 2: other women's houses for forty four dollars an hour, plumbing
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  Speaker 2: anything else?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just you know what, I'm just going out right right,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know a lot of women that are gonna
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  Speaker 6: send their husband over another woman out.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't know at all.
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  Speaker 6: I'd like to see the guy though, see yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: he look like I'd like to see the guy and
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  Speaker 6: the and the women that you know, could just be
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  Speaker 6: a handy man's service though it could very well be then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and how did they go on forty four an hour?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Come over and take care of any household projects that
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  Speaker 2: need to get done.
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  Speaker 10: I got my own handy man. I got one myself,
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  Speaker 10: changing lights buildings. You know how them lights is up there?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not hold on, hold on, rich boy, rich boy,
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  Speaker 6: y'all missed that you've got a handyman look at your
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  Speaker 6: house to come and fix all you.
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