Latest / No Latency / No Latency - Ep.20 The Collector Heist Night
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- 0:02Last time on no latency, I just wanted to see the guitar again
- 0:08because apparently it's cursed and it's very funny to me.
- 0:11Wait you know about a guitar. Yeah you know what happened to
- 0:14the last guy, right? But look it's a double Greg
- 0:17turbo. You are already in debt to me.
- 0:20Well it could disappear in transit.
- 0:22Come on. Have we seen what we needed to
- 0:24see? Jeb, I think I'm satisfied.
- 0:28How about you? I'm ready.
- 0:29I said no shooting now. There is blood technically we
- 0:32didn't shoot well. So we'll take the apart.
- 0:35I gathered from composition. I stand right here.
- 0:38I hear everything. Okay, so let's do.
- 0:39We synchronize watches now or do we do it later?
- 0:42I got to make a bunch of shit. Remy just pump.
- 0:44Shit up. One two three.
- 1:01There we go. That sounds good.
- 1:03See now that took someone had to take charge in order to do that
- 1:07that was great. Hey, I tried taking charge but
- 1:10y'all didn't listen to me. Well for some reason I just felt
- 1:13more power and strength and respect.
- 1:16Right? All right.
- 1:17All right. I'm getting my bike ready.
- 1:22All right, I gotta go and pull all this out of my ticker tape,
- 1:25so, yes, it's all my. You do know how to drive, right?
- 1:30I know. Shit, there's just sitting in
- 1:34the bar ping. Bring some drinks around for you
- 1:37to get ready. And Bendel sits down in the
- 1:41booth. Do you want mind if I turn on
- 1:45the news? Go ahead.
- 1:50This is network with people or with your host April anonymous.
- 1:57Good afternoon. B City.
- 1:59This is network 54 and I'm April Anonymous.
- 2:03Here's the news. That's a rock in the streets,
- 2:06net watch and the arisaka corporation announced a
- 2:09partnership this week, to tackle the growing Rogue AI problem,
- 2:12promoting raids, all over the city arisaka is committed to
- 2:17bringing back widespread interconnection.
- 2:19Once the AI problem is under control, our plans are already
- 2:23in motion, a spokesperson said more on this story as it
- 2:27develops. Phillips.
- 2:28In other news, the gang known as the Steve's has been a growing
- 2:32problem on the streets targeting citizens and causing Havoc.
- 2:36Come on night City. We can't let this annoying Gang
- 2:39Kill the vibe later. This week will be airing the
- 2:42latest musical live from downtown night City.
- 2:45Don't forget to check out Avenue X.
- 2:48Featuring the new hit a fine, fine phone line, you won't want
- 2:52to miss it. This has been able Anonymous
- 2:55with network 54 good. Night City and good luck City.
- 3:03I like that. Host, Jason cool.
- 3:07And see more at look like. Maybe it's shocking to me being
- 3:10outside the city, but this is the first I have heard of some
- 3:14Ram. Put AI what's going on.
- 3:18Hey, eyes are illegal. Well, sure, yeah.
- 3:22But but there's one out there. Wreaking havoc.
- 3:24There's more than one Wait a minute and we're someone say,
- 3:31aye. Yeah, you forgot this.
- 3:34What's up buddy? Hey, no no, no.
- 3:37I'm gonna I'm gonna get rid of this piece of shit.
- 3:39C'mere! C'mere!
- 3:41Someone's gotta do it. I've been working on him.
- 3:43I'll be back. I'll see you guys later.
- 3:44Okay, as long as he's not like, Delete it or whatever.
- 3:49I promised him that he wouldn't be.
- 3:52Well, I'm doing my best. He's not very well.
- 3:56He's kind of annoying as well. Oh, no.
- 3:58Absolutely and stranger. Walks back downstairs, dragging
- 4:029 down. Nine makes cat noises for no
- 4:08apparent reason. Wow, that's fascinating.
- 4:14I did not know that there was the musical that was coming to
- 4:19town the Avenue X. I've been wanting to see that
- 4:22one you too. What's that about?
- 4:25I have no idea. I didn't know you were a big
- 4:27musical fan. Sano I watch more for the songs
- 4:31them for the story. Me, too.
- 4:33What, what's your favorite song from that musical or for
- 4:37injectors your all-time favorite?
- 4:39Oh gosh, I do mine mines. I want to be your Canary, but
- 4:45what's that from from? It's the titular song from the
- 4:49show. I want to be your canary.
- 4:51I've never ever heard of Syrah me, if this is some sort of play
- 4:57on a musical that exists in a different timeline and
- 5:02dimension, I'm not quite sure what you're referencing.
- 5:05Well, my favorite songs, Tennessee, whiskey, that's good.
- 5:08That's a good one. Is that from a musical?
- 5:12Oh, we do Musical songs? No, no, I don't watch that.
- 5:16Watch that crappy. We should all go see a musical
- 5:18together after this is hope you dumb.
- 5:20Musical would be fun. Anyway, here's the plan and
- 5:25Chapel lace out. I like a blueprint of the what's
- 5:31the place called The Night Market?
- 5:34The midnight Market? Thank you.
- 5:35He turns to Retro and goes with me.
- 5:38Appreciate the printout well done.
- 5:40Thank you. Thank you, listen.
- 5:42So first things first, Iona you're going in invited into the
- 5:47basement. Correct, your scout it out
- 5:49there. Sending risky in to Beacon the
- 5:52position of the vending machine. Then me and Remy I believe will
- 5:57be underneath the in the sewers. We've got the laser cutter.
- 6:00We're going to be cutting through the sewer to the
- 6:02basement vault at the location, Beacon To Us by risky.
- 6:06Their blow out the the cutout with sonic waves time to just
- 6:10Right, with fireworks, set off by Reef, the Sign Guy that
- 6:14machine's going to drop into the graph left.
- 6:16We're gonna hightail out of there and and on the way out,
- 6:21don't you forget to put a little bug on the turbo so I can get
- 6:25that back to to in a later. Do you have?
- 6:29Do you have that tracking device?
- 6:30Ready? Remy, I had to make a tracking
- 6:35device. No, I was making the laser
- 6:36nobody told me anything about tracking device.
- 6:39Oh, that was something with your.
- 6:41Yes, your spidery friend. That's the beacon for you to cut
- 6:45out the vending machine. This was this was kind of your
- 6:50responsibilities. Jeb, I don't listen if it means,
- 6:54I got to go out there and find a tracking device with somebody
- 6:58else. I can do that.
- 7:00You don't have much time. No, I don't.
- 7:03Can you try and make one quickly ready?
- 7:07Yeah. Let me see what I can MacGyver
- 7:10together real quick. You've got some scrap.
- 7:13I'm gonna need a paper clip, a tile and some gum.
- 7:19And yeah I will use my ability of maker to Quick fashion.
- 7:24A beacon devices like all right so it goes to Just your tile
- 7:32Jep. It's going to beep annoyingly at
- 7:35you, the closer you get I'll take what I can get.
- 7:39Okay. You might have to have your your
- 7:42tile off while we are underneath the midnight Market that.
- 7:46Yeah, there's only so much I can do is just a random pinging back
- 7:49and forth through a VoIP system. So it's just it's pretty much
- 7:55just an audio surface Network to it.
- 7:58Quickest thing I could do in time.
- 8:00Romantic tent. Your old it too.
- 8:03Yes, I noticed that it didn't go super well.
- 8:07Okay, how did it not go? Well well you're all just too.
- 8:12I'm going to say you break the title and now you need to spend
- 8:16a little bit of cash to get another one.
- 8:17Hey your room is it supposed to like flash this blue pulsating
- 8:23light when I turn it on? Yeah, just stare directly at
- 8:27that continuously for hours until you feel a shaking what?
- 8:31It's not like I can't I can't check my I can't check my mail
- 8:34on this. What happens?
- 8:37It's broken. You're gonna have to get a new
- 8:38one from a trap. Turn it off and turn it back on,
- 8:41but nothing happened. We're me.
- 8:43What do I do? Turn it back off.
- 8:44And on again, does that work? Raymond, did you break my tile
- 8:48to keep a kilt? I'll have to get another one on
- 8:51the way Trace cracked, I got like I made you a GPS tracker in
- 8:56three minutes. What do you expect?
- 9:00Not to break my stuff too. Start.
- 9:02What can I say? Karma's a bitch.
- 9:05What job break something of yours.
- 9:07No, I'm just saying that God somehow.
- 9:09Fuck me over on this one. I mean obviously it seems more
- 9:13like they fucked me over but that's fine I guess we'll move
- 9:17on. I don't really use that shit.
- 9:19Anyway jab, there is a vending machine outside of no latency
- 9:22where you can buy one, they're fairly disposable.
- 9:25Yeah, but this one had its turn to the back.
- 9:28You know, my name replace the back now.
- 9:31All right, over had I'll go out, just grab a burner and we'll be
- 9:36on our way I'ma put in. Somebody's how much is it?
- 9:40So 48 he's 408 is that's almost half of Matt.
- 9:45The amount of money I got well shit.
- 9:48Well Goddamn it. My favorite musical number is
- 9:57defying electromagnetic gravity. That's a really good one.
- 10:02What was that from? Oh wait, was that done by the
- 10:12band swept by the swept? No.
- 10:16It is, you know, an Avenue X, is there?
- 10:18A song called everyone's a little bit, techno racist,
- 10:25technophobic technophobic, also from cats.
- 10:30One of my favorite song is Raab so I thought I'd just and just
- 10:40around and leave a lot of what his favorite He's really had to
- 10:45think about. So I was quiet that whole time
- 10:48because I was thinking of, what is my favorite musical number.
- 10:51He had to put a lot of good thought into it and I can't just
- 10:54come out of the come out of nowhere with some song and
- 10:56nobody's ever heard of, like, I want to be your Canary.
- 11:00No, we can't do that. That was makes it awkward.
- 11:03Yeah, I think in a canary in a coal, mine, but police.
- 11:08Or is that sting? I can't remember.
- 11:12You know what? Let's talk about this on the way
- 11:14to the highest. Yes, let's just sounds like a
- 11:16good idea. We're not on the way already
- 11:20know, and it was probably turn off the radio.
- 11:22Let's let's drive our way and we'll sing show tunes along the
- 11:25way. Let's go.
- 11:27Well, luckily we're taking two separate vehicles.
- 11:29So know you're with me. Can I go with you, please?
- 11:31Yes, you can please. Alright, Vandal Sano and Iona.
- 11:37You're taking a biotechnical company car?
- 11:40Yes. Yes.
- 11:44All right let's go. Could everyone please make sure
- 11:48your what are these Casio watches?
- 11:53That's right. Yes make sure that they're all
- 11:56synchronized please. Okay, 3 2 1.
- 12:02Perfect. Did someone did someone get
- 12:06Reeves? I don't think so.
- 12:08Look at me. Well my job great go get Reeves
- 12:11and make sure his watches synchronized with ours.
- 12:13That's part of your job. We're going to the night market
- 12:16and then Del Santo and Iona leave in a vehicle.
- 12:21Well, I assume you finish that the laser cutting machine.
- 12:26What do you call that something? Well, it was told to me it was
- 12:31the laser cutting designated Nick disrupter of bricks.
- 12:37I don't have a cool code name for it yet.
- 12:39That's too bad. I was think we call it the, the,
- 12:43the etching sketch, the etch, The Edge, and skip.
- 12:47No, no. The whole and Dole known as we
- 12:54drive to the, to the area. Okay, well, Workshop, it's good.
- 12:57That's good. All right.
- 12:59And three, two, one. All right.
- 13:09Well I'll take the wheel and let's go talk to our friend
- 13:14Reeves. That's right.
- 13:16Yeah. You guys had two Tunas and
- 13:19outside of Tunas is Reeves thrown a sign around.
- 13:24Yeah. What up TV dude?
- 13:27Now you listen. Where are you?
- 13:28How'd you like to make 50 attics?
- 13:31Yeah. Okay dude, what up?
- 13:33What do you need my man? What's going on?
- 13:35Like, what do you need man? Wasn't Reeves, is gonna be very
- 13:39simple. Okay, I take these fireworks and
- 13:42it exactly how it works. Cool.
- 13:45Alright Raves listen. Go ahead and hold onto these
- 13:49mortars for me, okay? And you're going to blow these
- 13:52suckers out. Exactly 12:30 in the a.m. you
- 13:57understand. Oh, 39.
- 13:59Hours or tomorrow morning. All right here.
- 14:03Take this. Watch you ever seen one of these
- 14:06before? Dude.
- 14:10No takes and they still work. So, let me put that on your
- 14:15wrist. Are you all right hand?
- 14:17Dominant left hand on it right-handed, I rolled for it.
- 14:21Great. So you're go ahead and strip
- 14:23that to your left wrist and listen as soon as you feel the
- 14:28the as soon as you hear the ding, it you're gonna light
- 14:32those borders and you're going to let him fly right over the
- 14:35night market. You understand where's the Night
- 14:38Market? You ain't never been.
- 14:42No, no, those things are usually really secret and there's like a
- 14:45few of them around town like which one do you mean?
- 14:47Well, this one is down about three blocks down to the land.
- 14:52Over to the left. It's on 24th and Jimson.
- 14:57Oh you mean the collector Market?
- 14:58But that's the one, because it's the collectors.
- 15:00Like yeah. That one that one.
- 15:02For sure. Really not a secret with the
- 15:06really gross like Fountain and shit.
- 15:08That's cool. Yeah.
- 15:09Well, you know, A secret unless you like live in night City and
- 15:12know everyone, like, I advertised for The Collector at
- 15:15one point, he's a dick. So then this would be just
- 15:21perfect for you. Well, I mean, someone who does a
- 15:24lot to let off explosives in the middle of the city.
- 15:28I mean, I like it letting explosives off in the middle of
- 15:31City 12:30, you got it? No worries Miss go, dude.
- 15:33Well, I appreciate you Reeves. Thank very much and a fireworks
- 15:37show and stuff. Do you want me to like throw a
- 15:38sign or anything like Jeff? Cool.
- 15:40Ooh, well, I'm doing this for jet, not retro as my friend.
- 15:44What up TV? Dude, that kind of stuff.
- 15:47Yeah. Mmm.
- 15:50Go ahead and lay off with the names.
- 15:52But are you going throw as many? Sounds white go tail.
- 15:56Okay, sounds cool. Well, I hope I'm confident
- 15:59enough to do that. Good luck.
- 16:01Daisy will be all right. Again, the car rentals.
- 16:03Yeah, boss, let's go. And you guys, I have to head to
- 16:06a sewer entrance. All right, let's go ahead and
- 16:09bust. This great open.
- 16:11Okay, Romy, and d, and c star on the left of this section of the
- 16:18sewer Zone a section 14, okay? And from your research, you
- 16:24know, that you have to work your way through some of the tunnels
- 16:26and that the vault is underneath a dead end Corridor.
- 16:32A tremulous serves. Go ahead and bust open this
- 16:34great, shall we? We were busting open a crate
- 16:37great with the G, okay? Sorry.
- 16:40I miss Archer, my bad. It's all right, I get it.
- 16:42You know, you were in her city Folk, don't talk the same as we
- 16:46do else about their not, my my listening device must have blue
- 16:49at that point. Okay.
- 16:51How you want to do this? Well, looks like we just got a
- 16:54few screws here, few bolts you got some too.
- 16:57Yeah it's got. Yeah, it's got models are to
- 17:00learn my tool and I'll just use that.
- 17:02Take it apart to cool, probably basic tech.
- 17:07Oh yeah, super easy. And you do it quietly.
- 17:10No one notices. You move the great aside.
- 17:12Are you going to leave? Vanna White, are you gonna drive
- 17:16it in? Let me Scout it out first.
- 17:19Is there enough space to drive fan of white in?
- 17:22Or is it one of those ones where it's like a small?
- 17:24Yes, it's going to be it's going to be pretty tight and if you
- 17:28don't drive well you will fuck up the pain.
- 17:30Definitely, well I can drive it. Let's let's be clear about that.
- 17:34Okay. Yeah, I mean yeah, if you drive
- 17:36it I'm just you know. Don't don't mess up the paint.
- 17:42I'm still trying to get the rest of the rust out.
- 17:44Oh, don't Were main Vanna. Oh baby you're going to perform
- 17:48for me to now aren't you? Yeah you are yeah.
- 17:51Good girl and as you drive into the sewers to go adventuring and
- 17:56finding where you're going to cut the bottom of a volt off.
- 18:00We turn to Iona and Sano and Vandal.
- 18:05They arrived outside of the collector Mansion.
- 18:09May I list some of the songs we were listening to on the way to
- 18:15the collector mesh. Yes, please.
- 18:18Okay. So I was playing some of the
- 18:20greatest Broadway hits. We're listening to 1 0, 1 0 1 0
- 18:281 from a data line. We're listening to waving
- 18:33through a window Dell monitor from deer rabbit, Hanson
- 18:39electronic signature. And finally, my favorite corner
- 18:45of the Skype from Pippin. The sanno and retro show is
- 18:59recorded in front of a live studio audience.
- 19:02Join Sano and retro. The oddest couple in night City
- 19:06exclusively on our patreon at patreon.com forward slash no
- 19:12latency. So why the fuck is my bed made?
- 19:17Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
- 19:19What will these to get up to next?
- 19:22I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that
- 19:23part. That's not a bowling ball.
- 19:26Oh God. you know, I have never really been a big fan of
- 19:39musicals but corner of the Skype, just really hates Hits
- 19:47your soul little bit. It talks on those heartstrings.
- 19:50I can feel the yearning. It's very relatable is it's very
- 19:54relatable than do hands. You a 8-ply luxury tissue from
- 19:59the inside of the vehicle. Thank you.
- 20:04I check my makeup in a compact and dab the inner corners of my
- 20:09eyes, making sure that no tears pass and then my makeup is fine.
- 20:19I'll have to watch that whole show.
- 20:21Seems very good, it's very good. Mmm, Shall We Begin?
- 20:29Yes, I have no more puns. Get excellent!
- 20:32I appreciate it. You have in the car doors and
- 20:35get out your outside the Mansion.
- 20:37It's now dark but it's all lit up.
- 20:39The holographic Fountain is flowing, and it feels like the
- 20:43night. Marcus beginning, you can feel
- 20:44the rich people right into as you walk through the courtyard
- 20:48towards the front door. All I have to do is be your
- 20:50bodyguard. Yes, exactly.
- 20:53That's what I'll do, perfect just look intimidating.
- 20:56And if you see anything that would be innocuous to bid on, I
- 21:02think we should mildew. We had up to the receptionist to
- 21:05turn in our tickets. All right, that's it going on.
- 21:09Hello. Hello.
- 21:12Is that this is my bodyguard. I had to switch them out for the
- 21:15shift. Alright.
- 21:18I thought you switched the next day on those annoying.
- 21:21Well, there's also that there's a reason why he's the day shift.
- 21:24Oh right? Yeah.
- 21:25Nighttimes, the more fun, right? Welcome to midnight Market will
- 21:30be having people Gather in a few minutes, right?
- 21:33At midnight, right here, because the elevator is here.
- 21:39Exactly. So we're going to go around and
- 21:44start putting on the other things.
- 21:46Here is your bidding tile. Thank you so much.
- 21:49Not lets you anonymously bid on things that aren't in the vault
- 21:55and might I say your hair looks astonishing.
- 22:01Thank you. You're welcome.
- 22:03I like it. I do too.
- 22:05You're sweet. You know?
- 22:06I mean, I've seen you in here a few times and as far as I can
- 22:09see, you've never bought anything but hopefully tonight.
- 22:13Hopefully tonight. I wish you luck of thank you.
- 22:16Thank you. She gives you this little wave
- 22:19gets back to just doing a little thing at the desk.
- 22:23I want to head directly to the Star.
- 22:26The guitar. I want to check on the guard.
- 22:27That was there? Yeah.
- 22:29All right. You walk up the stairs.
- 22:32Towards the room. And you hear a scroll rolled a 9
- 22:36and you hear a scream and the door opens.
- 22:40And Brett, come staggering out, screaming Falls over the side of
- 22:44the banister and crashes onto the ground in the middle of it.
- 22:49There are the whole room starts to gas me.
- 22:50It goes a bit quiet, then use it.
- 22:52There was playing stops, and they're on the ground.
- 22:54Is this twitching person and don't can you check on him and
- 23:04don't rush it? Over his windpipe is obstructed.
- 23:06I'm not a doctor. Can you fix it?
- 23:08I can put him out of his misery. All right.
- 23:10All right. All right, please.
- 23:12Please guests shouldn't be dealing with our oh God.
- 23:18Brett right. Um right everybody.
- 23:21No need to panic. Just everyone go upstairs for a
- 23:27moment. This doesn't cancel the market
- 23:29people dying. I see all the time.
- 23:34I start spitting up blood on the ground.
- 23:37I would like to go back down to the receptionist.
- 23:40All right. Yeah, down to the receptionist
- 23:42and you can hear them sort of carrying him out.
- 23:45I'm going to lean scantily over her desk.
- 23:49So, just a question. How long do you think that that
- 23:55stars going to be here till somebody buys it?
- 23:58It's Kirsten it. Do you think we should just take
- 24:01it off your hands at low Me, Maybe it's cursed.
- 24:05Maybe it's just a convenient way to get rid of people.
- 24:08Are you implying that you put your worst employees on guard
- 24:14and implying that you've always been nice to me and I'm implying
- 24:18that you're really good at hints.
- 24:20An implant that you might have something.
- 24:24Would you look at that fridge? I've never want to live it.
- 24:26I would love that. Just a ginger ale.
- 24:28You got it. Thank you.
- 24:30I have one of the guards. Bring it to you upstairs.
- 24:32Okay. Sano.
- 24:35I'd also, if you want to go by and for it actually worth a lot.
- 24:40Thank you. I got back.
- 24:43I said Sano, I saw this guitar is supposedly cursed.
- 24:48It is been here for quite a while. and I thought that it
- 24:51would be really funny to purchase it and give it to Jeb,
- 24:57but I I don't know if we should so Jeb would die.
- 25:05No, it's it's just cursed. I don't think he would die as
- 25:09unless he was afraid of it, but I do think that the fear factors
- 25:13into it, but fear is not a factor for Jeb.
- 25:19All right. Well that man seemed to have
- 25:23been injured quite painfully. Yes.
- 25:27The the other aspect is that they are possibly keeping this
- 25:33on hand to deal with the riffraff in the The guards.
- 25:41If it's something that is going to kill you, I would advise
- 25:44against buying it. Well, I don't really believe in
- 25:48curses but it is funny. I do feel bad for Brett Brett
- 25:54was very nice. Brett was that guard?
- 25:58I believe in things in the world that affect us more than we
- 26:03think does. So I would caution All right,
- 26:10I'll leave it. But if it's here, next time we
- 26:12come, I'm buying it. I cannot stop you.
- 26:16I'll keep an eye on its price until then Thank you friend out.
- 26:19I don't think anyone's going to be bidding especially after the
- 26:23death tonight, if he's dead. Is he dead over there?
- 26:30Do you want the truth or I didn't want the truth.
- 26:34I know. You see.
- 26:34I used it. Oh god.
- 26:37Well, he was very nice. Yodeling money.
- 26:40I mean I know he was very nice and I won't wait for my drink,
- 26:45my ginger ale. And as you say that Medium
- 26:49height of gentlemen, not as tall as the other guards but with the
- 26:52same skin tone rings, you ginger ale on a silver tray and that
- 26:56skin tones. The the stoneskin right?
- 26:58Yes. Q.
- 27:00Thank you very much. Yes, you're welcome.
- 27:02And I flip my tile to give him a tip.
- 27:06Okay. And he walks away.
- 27:10There are a few items around you.
- 27:11They've added a few things to the floor.
- 27:14There are two poetry books and one set of plays as you go
- 27:18closer to them. One of them is a first edition.
- 27:21Philip blocking the other one is a page from Romeo and Juliet
- 27:26from the 1700s and And the other one is a Tom Sawyer first
- 27:32edition. These are actually very
- 27:36important pieces of literature. What are the prices on them
- 27:41right now? Jim, the first one is 1,000.
- 27:47The Romeo and Juliet page is sealed in a hermetic box and it
- 27:52floats. And that is estimated to be
- 27:57valued at upwards of 8,000 and the first edition Tom Sawyer is
- 28:044000 also sealed. What the bid is at 4000.
- 28:08The estimated value, you don't know what the other bits are.
- 28:11I do not have the money for these items but I am glad that
- 28:15they exist. I am going to put in a bed.
- 28:20I won't tell you what on. I don't want to say it out loud.
- 28:23Okay I will send you a message with the item and the price.
- 28:27Good, thank you. You bidding already.
- 28:31I need to at least bet on something perhaps buy something.
- 28:36This will be Another occasion on which I show up at the night
- 28:41market and go home with nothing and that starts to look
- 28:43suspicious. I suppose.
- 28:45You're right. Can you afford these things?
- 28:48I can afford some things. There you go.
- 28:50Should we bet on the turbo? Yes, we should.
- 28:55How much is the turbo? Estimated price has 2500.
- 28:59That is more affordable. It is, but also I have this and
- 29:04I flipped the coin tracker and Jeb will get it on his own.
- 29:11Just have to get that attached to the turbo.
- 29:13All right, we'll head in there. Cool.
- 29:15You're in the room. Just like the star Guitar Room.
- 29:18There's one guard in there and it's just in a glass box.
- 29:21Oh shit. It's in a glass box.
- 29:25Hmm. Plan foiled.
- 29:28It seems. It does seem like the plan is
- 29:30foiled. Glad what?
- 29:34What did you say plan? No, it's a turbo.
- 29:37Oh, my mistake. My apologies.
- 29:40That's right. Dizzy.
- 29:41Hmm. Did you want to look at it?
- 29:46Can we touch it mean? I don't see why not.
- 29:52That's like just if you want to examine an object just tap your
- 29:56tile so that we know you examined it and then you can
- 29:59have a look at it more, put it back.
- 30:01No, there we go. Perfect, thank you so much.
- 30:04There's a little square on the bottom of the box.
- 30:06That will remove the glass box. You can look at it, but
- 30:09obviously, you're being watched and the guard in the room.
- 30:11Hmm, Vandal. I'm going to need you to tap
- 30:16your tile. Okay?
- 30:20Are you sure? Unfortunately.
- 30:22Yes. But also, you see more dexterous
- 30:24than I am. Do you think that you could
- 30:27examine the turbo they wink at you?
- 30:31Yes, there's only one go. There's only one God.
- 30:35I can talk to him and have him face the other way.
- 30:38All right. Go and talk to her night.
- 30:40I will talk to him and ask him about an item on the other side
- 30:43of the room. And while it's happening.
- 30:45Will you roll an Athletics? Check for me?
- 30:47Iona. Yes, and that's That's for
- 30:51Vandal. Not for me.
- 30:53Deposit, early. Okay.
- 30:57Yes, I was wondering about this item over here.
- 30:59I want to do. What is this exact purpose?
- 31:02Well, there's a bunch of prototype turbos that will put
- 31:06together. It was this one.
- 31:08There's only really one or two, that's better.
- 31:12There's the, The Wailing cat is this one and the Dragon Force, I
- 31:17see. And I'll see you.
- 31:20Then they'll make the examination and they will leave
- 31:25and then I'll finish my conversations.
- 31:27Yeah, that is a lot easier to do.
- 31:30All right, judge you wanna move up.
- 31:36So we're near a good day. I appreciate your dedication to
- 31:44your craft. Yeah.
- 31:48All right. Yes, I'll head back.
- 31:52I will also place a bid on the turbo.
- 31:55I will message you these numbers tastic.
- 31:58And as you step out into the main room, there's a custodian
- 32:02that's just finishing up cleaning, the little bits of
- 32:04blood and B that fell off. Brett is almost done.
- 32:08And then you hear a bong noise and alert and a voice comes over
- 32:14the town away. Good evening VIP guests.
- 32:17I'm excited for tonight's midnight market.
- 32:21Like we have three items for you in the vault and Islands.
- 32:25Do so, to VIPs over a all of the others that I think are still up
- 32:30for bids until 11 a.m. Is it almost midnight?
- 32:39It is almost midnight. Here we go.
- 32:41We just have to pray that the other two have done their job.
- 32:46Here is hoping and I check my Casio watch, I hope that they
- 32:52are still synced up and nothing has gone wrong at all it stat,
- 33:01how much, how much room I got over there on the passenger side
- 33:04there? Right?
- 33:06Eight inch seven eight. Yeah, you got about that much.
- 33:13All right, looks like got plenty of space there.
- 33:15Let me just squeeze around here. Oh no, it's no worse than what I
- 33:20see. I see.
- 33:21I see and there we go. All right, everybody Elka.
- 33:29Sloan you coming. Now V is don't normally see very
- 33:35well in the dark but my girl here.
- 33:39Stop it enough. Great, don't you, girl?
- 33:43Yeah, and now this one if I can just get it linked up now, I
- 33:47always forget. Do you see your open bluetooth?
- 33:51I hate this new fangled things, but they come in handy and then,
- 33:56yes, except and the code matches the code on the eye.
- 34:01All right, we're hooked up. Look at that.
- 34:03That's my view out there. You see that meantime is, Jeb
- 34:06has gone. Through all of this, I have
- 34:07taken the laser cutter out, put it on the graph and if move Get
- 34:12over to the area like, yeah, looks great.
- 34:17Where's the spot? We're supposed to go.
- 34:19Well, I ain't got no Beacon signal yet.
- 34:23You got it? Mmm, everything.
- 34:27Yeah, but this is like around the area.
- 34:31Sloan it rests low dose, sorry quickly, and then, and looks
- 34:36into where some water is sitting further away.
- 34:42See girl, Jimmy gets real. I'm assuming this is, this is
- 34:47something that Jeb is seen in the past.
- 34:49That would help students behavior.
- 34:51Yes. Yes, it's loans behavior is
- 34:52something that he is seen in the past.
- 34:54That would, that would signal that there is either something
- 34:57wrong or something onto Us in which case, he's taking it very
- 35:01seriously. It's a fair to assume there's
- 35:04something, there's something in the water, Jeb like a ghost and
- 35:08like, tries to push himself against the wall into the
- 35:10darkest area of the sewers. AKA stealthing Remy's still just
- 35:16looking at his tile. Wait looking for the beacon
- 35:18waiting for it to activate. So do you want to see if you can
- 35:23work out what's under the water? Their job, I think.
- 35:26I would that perception. I would say it's perception.
- 35:29220. You see something Crest, the
- 35:32water, something scaly and thick, something with teeth and
- 35:40Justice. Just as it crests, the Water.
- 35:43You see a tail Flickr, it goes back onto the water.
- 35:47And then Jeb, your tile goes off.
- 35:50And you look at it and it says take meds. 14.
- 36:00You feel fine. Remmy get get over it.
- 36:06What's up buddy? Trying to signal in here.
- 36:10It's not that great. Nothing why?
- 36:17Okay? Because we gotta wait for the
- 36:19signal though? Like, no, no.
- 36:22We got to wait. For movement in the water.
- 36:27You understand slow and go stiff and hisses of the water right
- 36:31there and I'll shoot you miss miss.
- 36:36It's pretty far away. Did it on the scary to that?
- 36:39So yeah, it's it's over 100 feet away from you.
- 36:43It's the other side really clean water in the dark.
- 36:46You miss. You scare it.
- 36:48And there's some movement in the water as it tries to attack the
- 36:51Ripple that you created with your bullet.
- 36:55You see that, what is that? It's huge.
- 36:59Might shed some sort of light out of it is, is that a white
- 37:04pointed in that direction? Can I turn on the headlights?
- 37:08You could give it a show, I'm gonna go ahead and turn on the
- 37:11headlights of Vanna White in that direction. 10 Vanna White
- 37:17back on the engine rumbles and the headlights flick on us.
- 37:21You time the little doohickey. They cast into the water and now
- 37:26you can see the black shape move and it's big.
- 37:30It's big. It kind of looks like a massive
- 37:34alligator. What it looks like a massive
- 37:42alligator and it pops its head to the top of the water and
- 37:47blinks its eyes out of sync. And shimmies its way towards
- 37:51you. What are you gonna do?
- 38:01It's in the water. It's not at us yet.
- 38:03No, I got a Google. What go ahead?
- 38:08Well, I got myself up some sort of fancy battery here.
- 38:12Imagine if we throw this in the water maybe weekend.
- 38:16Get things a little electrical on here.
- 38:19Jim is there water or dampness under our feet?
- 38:23Yes, that is a terrible idea. Oh, we get out of the water.
- 38:29Remy. I'm not stupid.
- 38:31Jump off. Aw hurry.
- 38:32Why get are talking about in the Vanna?
- 38:35White? Sure.
- 38:36And I take the, I take that battery and I turned it on and I
- 38:39throw a jab Romy, basic Tech easy.
- 38:44Tap it. Step.
- 38:44Where is it? Where they found it?
- 38:47As you turn it on it shocks you and you take two damage.
- 38:51Yeah. Don't you mean really makes it
- 38:5710? Served only but that's a muscle
- 38:59contraction. Yeah Romi Athletics to throw it.
- 39:02Yep. Body skills, got it and you
- 39:04throw it any things off. The top of Vanna White and rolls
- 39:07into the shallow water. It does electrocute the water
- 39:12but your damage found a white in the process.
- 39:14So now there's a big dent in the roof of Vanna White.
- 39:19Oh wow. Gee time say, What's it weigh?
- 39:22Heavier than it looks? Okay, I bought for that.
- 39:27I promised the creature takes. I'm gonna say 3 D 6 damage.
- 39:32Oh, it would have been more if you got it further in the water,
- 39:35they take 12 damage which is reduced to, with their armor is
- 39:39using the Gatling gun gonna be in our favor or not.
- 39:45Well, it'll make a lot of noise, that's it.
- 39:48The problem you have to decide if there's anything else in this
- 39:52suit that might attack you. Is this the only one we do have
- 39:57over a milot what water she use their laser thingy.
- 40:00Just made, but laser cutter for Brick.
- 40:02That's kind of what that's for. Wow.
- 40:05Magic. Big do break to throughout.
- 40:08It's gonna be up close to do it. Oh, yeah.
- 40:10That's gonna be a problem, which probably shoot that.
- 40:13All right. Yeah, I'll just take my rifle
- 40:17and I'll shoot at the house. Okay.
- 40:18All right, bro. Jack yet sweet roll damage. 14
- 40:26damage good you cause 3 damage? Oh wow that is Tough Armor.
- 40:33Yep and then it's Lucia's towards you and gets onto the
- 40:37surface. Where the water shallower it
- 40:40grabs the battery and smash it with its mouth, crushing it into
- 40:45pieces and the whole thing just it just looks like an ice cream
- 40:48sandwich. Just gets crushed down in the
- 40:50electronics pill. Out of side and throws it
- 40:54against the wall in the pieces of it, clang against the side
- 40:56and Echoes through the tunnels. He lets out this huge got
- 41:01wrenching raw and starts pacing towards that.
- 41:04A white or a Mohican. Who killed a thing, right?
- 41:08Just Doodles, right? I don't know, but we could try
- 41:14and I'm a drive in a white directly at it.
- 41:30Next time on Nolan's. Punch it into fourth gear.
- 41:42Wait, did I just flip Vanna White?
- 41:45There are, I'm sorry, I messed up last time gun back.
- 41:50See you later? Alligator and then I shoot it
- 41:53point blank in the between its eyeballs.
- 41:57You have, you're not, you're not seriously about think about
- 41:59eating that right now, right? Iona, we night need to make a
- 42:02different noise. Midnight, Midnight shit.
- 42:06Oh, oh shit. I was meant to, oh, no.
- 42:11No, I think I have a back-up plan.
- 42:15What? What time is it boost me up
- 42:19there? I'll be in and out.
- 42:21Excuse me. Could you come here?
- 42:23Can you tell me why my bank account is missing a thousand
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