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TGIF Going into July 4th · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: y'all do me true good to tea Steve how guy
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  Speaker 1: listening to me together for Steve barn Quick listen money.
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  Speaker 1: turn lobby, got to turn out to turn water wanter go, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your pack at it? Uh huh, I show
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  Speaker 1: well on a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show man. Yeah, it's pretty good deal.
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  Speaker 1: Tickle myself sometimes I'm not saying because I show ain't
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  Speaker 1: see that coming. Anyway, I'm glad it's hill. It's such
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  Speaker 1: a part of my life now I don't even know,
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  Speaker 1: uh you know. I mean it's not that I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I do without I go do something else.
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  Speaker 1: I survived, but I mean it's such a part of
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  Speaker 1: what I do every day. That is so it's pretty
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  Speaker 1: good man. I really really enjoyed what God has done
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  Speaker 1: for me. I really appreciate the fact that I thank
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  Speaker 1: you for allowing me and making me smart enough to
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  Speaker 1: accept it. Because this whole thing, man, this whole idea
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  Speaker 1: behind a better life, is totally dependent upon us. It
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  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with our outside circumstance is you know,
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  Speaker 1: life is ten percent. What happens is what you do
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  Speaker 1: about it. I mean, let's go, life happens. Life just happens. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You you lose a love one, you get some bad news,
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  Speaker 1: you make a mistake, you make a bad decision. You
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  Speaker 1: know this stuff is going to happen. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: get but trade, you're gonna get talked about behind your back.
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  Speaker 1: You know, things happen. It's it's life. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: feel disappointment, You're gonna be let down. You're gonna let
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  Speaker 1: yourself down. That happens. So let's just say things are
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. Well, what are you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 1: See that's the that's the part that sets so many
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  Speaker 1: people apart, or that will determine what the true outcome
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  Speaker 1: will be. See, just because something happens, it doesn't make
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  Speaker 1: it the outcome. It ends up being the result of something.
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  Speaker 1: How you handle it is the result of something. Okay, example,
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  Speaker 1: you lose a love one. Everybody loses loved ones. You're
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  Speaker 1: not the only one, everybody everybody. So now what do
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  Speaker 1: you do about it? How do you handle it? Did
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  Speaker 1: you bury yourself under the grief and a lot of
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  Speaker 1: grief to take over your every thought process? And then
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  Speaker 1: the next thing you know, you're grieving for years and
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  Speaker 1: years and years and you never let go on, You
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  Speaker 1: never move on. Is that what you're gonna do? Or
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  Speaker 1: do you take the grief. I'm not saying you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be sad for a while. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: long it is for each one of us grief. We
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  Speaker 1: all handle it differently, but whatever, whatever your time frame is,
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  Speaker 1: at one point in time you must say, I do
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  Speaker 1: see that. There's nothing I can do about that. I
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  Speaker 1: accept it. And then you start creating things that help
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  Speaker 1: you deal with it better. You know, my mother is
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  Speaker 1: in a better place now. She don't have to suffer
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  Speaker 1: no more. My mother is not any pain now, she
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  Speaker 1: don't have the worries of his world on anymore. And
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  Speaker 1: then you take up your cross and you say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now life goes on. Here's what I do. And then
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  Speaker 1: I took the loss of my mother and turned it
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  Speaker 1: into I'm gonna continue to make her proud, or I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna make call I'm gonna really give her a show now.
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  Speaker 1: She upstairs, she got front row seats. I'm gonna gonna
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  Speaker 1: give a real show now. And I turned it into
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  Speaker 1: the motivation for trying to really really get my life
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  Speaker 1: together and be something that she would be proud of.
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  Speaker 1: You can handle it anywhere you want to. But life
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  Speaker 1: is ten percent of what happens and nine of what
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  Speaker 1: you do about it. So you flunk out of college, right,
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  Speaker 1: You fail, of course because you made some bad decisions
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  Speaker 1: in your studies and all like it, or you never
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  Speaker 1: developed good study habits. I eat me. And then you
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  Speaker 1: get there and I got this letter that came one
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  Speaker 1: summer that says, you know, for you not to come
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  Speaker 1: back to college because you've been expelled due to grades.
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  Speaker 1: My mom got the letter and she read it to me.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing, I want to as I started crying.
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  Speaker 1: I was devastated. Man, I was gonna lose a lot
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  Speaker 1: of friends that I had back at Kent Man that
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  Speaker 1: meant a lot to me, And I was devastated. But
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  Speaker 1: then right after that first two or three days of
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  Speaker 1: grieving about it, I said, Okay, okay, now that that
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  Speaker 1: has happened, you've made those mistakes, do you, But you
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  Speaker 1: bought this on yourself. Okay, Now what you're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: about it? Went out for a motor company, got me
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  Speaker 1: a job, started working, started feeling something positive about myself. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you flunked out of college again. I got that you
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  Speaker 1: made a mistake. But now what I'm gonna do about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm go give me a job and feel better about myself.
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  Speaker 1: And I started earning money, I started feeling my way through.
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  Speaker 1: I started feeling better. Life is tempered, said, what happens
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  Speaker 1: to you, But it's ninety of what you do about it.
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  Speaker 1: So now the question steal burns and all of us,
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do about it? It's what you do
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  Speaker 1: about it that determines the outcome. See, sometimes things happen
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  Speaker 1: to us are just catalysts. They're just things that there.
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  Speaker 1: They're pilot lights, their igniters, their ignitions, their trigger points.
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  Speaker 1: Something's happened to us to trigger something in us. You know,
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  Speaker 1: some bad news, a startling, uh, revelation, am anything happens,
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  Speaker 1: they're they're like starters. They get your attention. It's a
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  Speaker 1: turning point, it's a breakthrough. It's so I open up,
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  Speaker 1: the lightbulb comes on. However, you need to fix it
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  Speaker 1: in your mind. But things happen with that intent if
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  Speaker 1: you look at it the right way. Okay, here's the
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  Speaker 1: next part of what I want to tell you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've been talking about the law of attraction for a
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  Speaker 1: few days now, if you've been listening, but if you haven't,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. The Law of attraction is a book out
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  Speaker 1: called The Secret I recommended reading for everybody knows. Some
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  Speaker 1: parts in the you may not be able to grasp.
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  Speaker 1: But it don't make it not true, you know. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I look for anything and if it has
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  Speaker 1: Biblical references in it, and it's based off scriptures and
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  Speaker 1: and in in writings, holy spiritual writings, then and it
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  Speaker 1: has a good intent. Most self help books are based
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  Speaker 1: on everything that comes from the Bible and the holy
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  Speaker 1: writings from scholars and profits and things like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no, no, there's no new news. There's no new news.
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  Speaker 1: You know. A man is as they think that's the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction, you know, but they admit that when
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  Speaker 1: when they wrote the book The Secret. So I've been
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  Speaker 1: talking to you about the law of attraction, how it works.
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  Speaker 1: You know, your feelings, what you're feeling that day is
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  Speaker 1: a signal from the universe to let you know the
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  Speaker 1: thoughts that you're transmitting. If you if you're feeling bad
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  Speaker 1: right now, if you're feeling bad like okay, I get
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  Speaker 1: I get an emails all the time to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I was having a rough morning, Steve, and then I
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  Speaker 1: heard you more on in inspiration and I felt better. Well,
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  Speaker 1: so do I. And it's because the way you're feeling
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  Speaker 1: is is the universe feeding back to you what you're
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  Speaker 1: thinking and if when whenever you're feeling bad, if you
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  Speaker 1: just stop and go over your thoughts, your thoughts have
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  Speaker 1: been some negative thoughts, so you feel negatively if you
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  Speaker 1: feel good today, if you've been feeling good since you
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  Speaker 1: woke up, if you think about your thoughts, your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: have been good that day. Your feelings is the thermometer,
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  Speaker 1: the barometer, the measuring stick for what you're thinking. So
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  Speaker 1: if you want to change how you're feeling, you have
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  Speaker 1: to change the way you're thinking. Does that make sense
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  Speaker 1: to you, because it's the absolute truth, because it all
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  Speaker 1: goes back to one scripture, very small but probably one
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  Speaker 1: of the most powerful in there. A man is as
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  Speaker 1: he's thinking. If you think good thoughts, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: feel good. If you think of ways to be a
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  Speaker 1: good person, you're going to be a good person. If
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  Speaker 1: you think bad thoughts, you're going to start feeling bad.
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  Speaker 1: If you think about being a bad person, how can
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  Speaker 1: I rob crook, break in, stab still hold up sale?
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  Speaker 1: Gang bang? Guess what? You become a bad person. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, this thing is very doable. I want
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  Speaker 1: you all all grab a copy. It's it's all biblical.
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  Speaker 1: But if if you're having a tough time reading it,
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  Speaker 1: just just grab a copy of the book called The Secrets.
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  Speaker 1: It will really really help you out. And I'll start
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  Speaker 1: to re read, rereading it for the third time. That's
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  Speaker 1: what's causing me to have some of these different messages
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  Speaker 1: this morning. So I hope you understand, love you for real,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to show Friday. It is Friday. I d
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  Speaker 1: ain't waiting Friday. Friday. Ain't I Friday. You don't understand
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  Speaker 1: why Friday may not many? I'm sorry, good morning, it's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that to everyone that's listening.
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  Speaker 1: This is a Steam Harvey Morning Show. Uncle Stephen is
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  Speaker 1: not here, but the crew, the crew make it do
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  Speaker 1: what to do at today? This day? June turtieth, June thirtieth,
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  Speaker 1: It is you. Hear me I say, it's June Turty.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Sirlett Carlin Junior, j Anthony Brown, and everybody
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  Speaker 1: is Friday morning, nephew, morning everyone, Friday. It's morning air body, everybody, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: don't what do frying to do? Don't you put your
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  Speaker 1: good drawings on on Friday? You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Or you go Comando one or the other, or or
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  Speaker 1: or since it's Friday, you flip them. Oh he's a
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  Speaker 1: draws flipper. I don't think there was gonna be one
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  Speaker 1: in the group. Flip here, twist some one you in
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  Speaker 1: a minute, you flip them. You flip them, but then
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  Speaker 1: front to back, whoa, whoa whoa days that would have
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  Speaker 1: you walking Wait wait wait, but you know what does
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  Speaker 1: that commercial ja with that guy geting otside of his
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  Speaker 1: room and he walks away his wings on the back
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  Speaker 1: of his drawing. It's fear I know that. Flip them
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  Speaker 1: and then you go front your back and give you
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  Speaker 1: two extra gaze. Amazing the things we find out about
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  Speaker 1: on this show really well. I gotta ask the guys
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  Speaker 1: because I've done it. I'm just want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. Have you ever went out
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  Speaker 1: and came home and had them own backwards? I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted were dead. I don't know why I didn't realize it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't because you your thigh don't come up as high
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  Speaker 1: when you do. What's the perfect setting on the microwave
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  Speaker 1: to dry your drone? I'm gonna tell you to get
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  Speaker 1: you some hot You don't have to explain that. How
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  Speaker 1: do that? Why are they wet? Did you wash them about?
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that? Forty eight seconds? Like some hot drawls?
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  Speaker 1: Hot dry drawls. I'm telling you, thank you, Thank you, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to use your mica. Put it on poultry.
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  Speaker 1: Put it on poultry, the chicken. Poultry. Wow, chicken, it's
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  Speaker 1: chicken drawls. I'm sorry. All right, it's time for something funny.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. It's time for something funny jay or
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, Reverend ad Noid. Reverend Adnoid, let's do the
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  Speaker 1: call and response and explain that again. What we do
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  Speaker 1: we preach it today. Okay, preaching today, We're going to
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  Speaker 1: be a preaching because me, do you need a respirator?
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  Speaker 1: Everything's fine? Does the sound clubbed up to you? What vix, vapor,
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  Speaker 1: rubb and all of that. We just none of networks,
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  Speaker 1: none of networks. We were gonna be reading a sermon
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  Speaker 1: to Davy, reading from the Book of Gap. Were little
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  Speaker 1: start up from the Gap band, Get Band Get band
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  Speaker 1: takes were beginning complaints from some of the younger members
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  Speaker 1: that the sermons have been a little old, outdated. So
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  Speaker 1: what we don't do is go mix Gap with the
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  Speaker 1: Book of Rihanna. Okay, for the Book of Gap, the
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  Speaker 1: Book of Gaps, and they will go into fun Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm fun got from the Book of Gap.
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  Speaker 1: Him when he says no, no, no, no, no no no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cutting you off. I wish I had some help today. Okay, yes, Lord, amen,
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  Speaker 1: go right there anyway with the right there the Book
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  Speaker 1: of Gap, Okay, and then we'll go in the Book
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  Speaker 1: of Brianna dude. Color response, you need some vix all
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  Speaker 1: over your face and your chick sound weird? Yeah? Right ahead, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Started from the Book of Gap into the book right ahead,
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  Speaker 1: read it boops upside your head, say oh, slow it down.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, yeah, I'm sorry, it's just nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with am all right? Say oops outside your head, say
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  Speaker 1: oops upside your hand. To read that again, because those
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  Speaker 1: are great words. Did you see what you said there?
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  Speaker 1: Whoops upside your head, oops up. Oh, I wish I
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  Speaker 1: had some help. You better preach, reverend, No, you better preach.
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  Speaker 1: Say it again, read say oops, upside your head, said oops,
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  Speaker 1: upside your head, upside your head. That's great text right there,
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  Speaker 1: that's great text. Now, couldn't just switch it up to
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  Speaker 1: the Book of Rihanna. Go up to the Book of Rihanna.
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  Speaker 1: And you got me? Let go? You got me, let go?
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  Speaker 1: What do you want from me? What do you want
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  Speaker 1: from me? If I had a crowded head of some
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  Speaker 1: people to reach to, we're here. Oh my god, stay
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  Speaker 1: with me, stay with me, trust me, trust me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere with new It may look like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going nowhere, but I'm going somewhere with us. Go right
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  Speaker 1: ahead and read that over again. And you got me,
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  Speaker 1: and you got me, you got me, let go, she said,
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  Speaker 1: you got me, not let do, meaning you have me,
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  Speaker 1: but left go, meaning to take the word go from
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  Speaker 1: you got me, you don't have me no more? Oh
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  Speaker 1: hit the mic, like, dad, you get me? So how
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  Speaker 1: does my lap upside the head? Go with that? Because
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading texts for the younger and the older all
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  Speaker 1: I'm bringing the chick you don't the Book of Rihanna,
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  Speaker 1: Sir read from and I tried to buy your pretty heart,
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  Speaker 1: but the price too high. Well try to buy you're
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  Speaker 1: pretty hard. Price is too meaning he can't do it? Amen? Amen? Amen? Amen?
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  Speaker 1: Go right there? Amen? Right? Did the church just put it? Amen?
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  Speaker 1: Right there? Amen? Right? I wish I had some help
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  Speaker 1: to follow me. I'm following me, follow me. I'm going somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna towel us up together. Okay, I'm gonna towel
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  Speaker 1: it's upthing together. You know it looks loose right now, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it seems a yeah, but it's going somewhere. Alright. Ah, baby,
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  Speaker 1: you got me? Like, oh baby, you got me? Lego,
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  Speaker 1: did you swallow your tongue? What was that? Hello? The moment.
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  Speaker 1: This is such a powerful text. It makes me baby
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  Speaker 1: you got me like, oh, keep going, I know, I know, yes,
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  Speaker 1: page you no man. You love when I fall apart,
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  Speaker 1: when I fall apart. You love when I fall apart,
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  Speaker 1: when I don't have it together. You love that when
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  Speaker 1: I'm not together. You love when I fall apart. And
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  Speaker 1: then we go back up to the top again, and
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  Speaker 1: you got me. You let me go, and you love
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  Speaker 1: when I fall apart. You see what you want? I
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  Speaker 1: can you drop the text down? Someone, go down and
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  Speaker 1: deep into the deep into the message. Read down, deep
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  Speaker 1: into the Okay, uh say oops upside your head, oops
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  Speaker 1: up back to the older people in the who comes
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  Speaker 1: upside the head? Now I want all you gappers, gappers
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  Speaker 1: and finger snappers, finger snappers and your toe tapper and
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  Speaker 1: love rappers. I need to just wrap it up right there,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm done. You read it, Read it again, read
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  Speaker 1: it again. Okay. Now I want all you gappers gapper
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  Speaker 1: and close this thing. Read it now. I want all
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  Speaker 1: you said. I want you to read it and then
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  Speaker 1: close it all up. Now. I want all your gappers
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  Speaker 1: and finger snappers, your toe tappers and you love rappers.
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  Speaker 1: That is a powerful message. Enjoy your day, make something
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  Speaker 1: of yourself. All right, something funny? Uh coming, We just
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  Speaker 1: did that? All right, run that breakback with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: coming up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for never. You teld me to run that
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  Speaker 1: bring back? It will never. It just doesn't never stop.
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  Speaker 1: Something everybody gonna do, do you stupid Paul? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We took it to the next level. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: as you're not. Last year someone had weed on the
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  Speaker 1: church van. Please gather your thoughts if you would, as
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  Speaker 1: we go to the phone call of weed on the
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  Speaker 1: church must Yes, Hello, I'm trying to read hello on
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  Speaker 1: hold on, because let's see you trying to brother. Brother
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  Speaker 1: just uh okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the church
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  Speaker 1: from Belt the Baptist. Hello. Brother, Yeah, I'll call you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to get a little information about the
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  Speaker 1: church man. And what's what's your schedule? Uh? Will you
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  Speaker 1: drive the church? What's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: Fridays and Sunday. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, now Sunday. What
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  Speaker 1: what is that schedule? Sunday? I usually stought about eight
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  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on
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  Speaker 1: some of the elderly people that I had to go
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  Speaker 1: pick up and bring to the church to make sure
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  Speaker 1: they get there okay, and get situated and make sure
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  Speaker 1: they're on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: then you take them back home after services over. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless
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  Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there
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  Speaker 1: and meet him up they and want to take them
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  Speaker 1: to them in the sun afterwards. But I usually get
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: everybody back home okay. Okay. Now, class Sunday, which is
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: part of the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They're
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: saying that some of the church uh numbers that was
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: on the band this Sunday. Uh, they are complaining saying that,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: um that the church vand was smelllling like weed when
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: they got on there. Excuse me, they say the church
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: van was smelling like weed when they got on there.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: And you are the person that was driving. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not not not the van that I'm drying. I'm I
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: don't no, I don't know. I ain't smoke weed, and
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: no ban uh do you smoke weeds? I don't smoke weed.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I mean not car I mean I have before, but
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I don't smoke weed now, and I would smoke weed
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: before picking. Some people look to go no, no, nowhere
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  Speaker 1: from who told you this? Well, all I know is
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: what what? What's come down the pipeline? And they're saying
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: that that a couple of the members came complained. See
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: see note this just happened last week about this pipeline.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know who the lifeline is because
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: just last week they came and me talking about that.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I I was using the van to go places that
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go to my personal time. Now I
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. I don't do stuff like that now.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had a past, I haven't had a history,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: smoke in no church. Fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What? What? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you. Sutherly
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  Speaker 1: person said, do you know which one? I don't? They
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: love me Every Sunday then people tell me they loved me. Uh,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: they say, I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you you you getting
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: these type of complaints about me, one of them saying
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: to me like who we I don't know what that
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: means or nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: you too well, and I know you don't know me.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: But I've been driving this van as as as a
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  Speaker 1: point actually trying to change my life and where I
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  Speaker 1: come from. So this was was something that I wanted
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to give my
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: time to do this for the church. And now this
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: is like the second instance where y'all and came at
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: me on some stuff about like I'm trying to do
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: something with this van. Now, why would I disrespect the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: church van by smoking weed in it and then letting
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the weed stay and there's so other people could smell it. Okay,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: so let me tell you what we're gonna do. We're
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: gonna go out here to the church. They had to say,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: if we see any see easily anything around the driver's seat,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: then then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely, Uh
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: point gonna open the van up. Man. I was raised
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: in that church. Man, My mama go to that church,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: my grandma. See you go to that church. See the
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: reason we even all let that church. And you think
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mess up they ain't by driving around in
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the band fool of elderly people smoking and I don't
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: know how to smell like weed. Man, I don't. I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: don't got to answer to these questions. I'm just trying
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to tell you that it wasn't me. Did you have
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: some weed in your pocket and lit it with your shrill?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't had no weed on me. Stop trying to
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: say like I had weed on me, and you ain't
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: gonna get me nothing that I had. And we ain't
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: had no weed on me. Okay, Now, you ain't gonna
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: mess up my name or my family's name in this
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: church and disrespect us like this. Now we've been helping
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: this church for years and I'm trying to tell you
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: that I ain't riding around in no bands, smoking no
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: weed with no elderly people. Did you ask any of
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the elderly people if they had any weed on them? Uh? No, no, No,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about no elderly people having no weed,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: so you just assume it's me what one of them?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Gut got coma something? What? What? What? You know? What?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? Did you know who I
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: think the weed belonged to? Oh? I think I think
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the weed belong and lift you time from the Steve
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: har him this show. What damn you just got preak?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just got preak. What is his
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  Speaker 1: name is? Brother h Lawrence? Lawrence laws Oh, Larry called
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  Speaker 1: her Larry Larry here in trouble with me? Hi, man,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing that I got one more
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the baddest and
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Steve Hard Morning Man, go no rist Man going on
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the chill out the rest of the day. I's try, man,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I know I don't smoke no weed. Whoever had the weed?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: People to night man, my mama, my grandmother? Well read
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  Speaker 1: why we over there? All right? Hey, tonight it's my
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: big night. This is it. I've been talking about it
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: for the last month. It is here a time to laugh.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, megafest tonight, Dallas, Texas. I'm here already.
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  Speaker 1: Me Sagitty entertain Oh my god, Tony Roberts, J J. Williams,
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• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what it's to knock? Y'all? Nine o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: in a clean s all the way to man. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: hell do they do? And No, I can't go down.
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  Speaker 1: He can't go that's crazy? Do your think? Man? All right?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Coming up next MS and we'll be here with today's headlines.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And Carla and Junior we know where they're going to be.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: They're going to be at the Essence Fest and we're
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: going to talk about all the things you'll see at
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: the Essence Festival. I love that you guys have a blast,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: have a blast. I'm wearing Carla, we don't even talk
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  Speaker 1: about that. What you're rocking down near girl white is
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: mandatory at Essence. I got to to dresses that I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to pick up. What I'm going to wear today
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  Speaker 1: on stage. Go to my Instagram page. Let's buy Carla
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and help me to you're listening, all right, Carla and
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Junior are headed to Essence this weekend. Yeah, it's gonna
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: be fun. Well today actually leaving today. Yeah, so you'll
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: be down there some stuff that goes on there than
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: you will see what and what you'll do. Let me
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: tell you this though, I'm gonna kick things off at
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the Convention Center Essence Eats Experience. I will be hosting
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: that stage with the celebrity chef's cooking demonstrations and all
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: that for three days. I'll be there and you can
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: go to my Instagram page lips my carl up and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: tell you that all morning to register and all that. Junior,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you got some things going on? What you got popping? Yes,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: carl I do you know that night you're gonna coming
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: out to the super Dog and hang out with your
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: favorite jage with Dadda Ros and uh John Legend. And
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that's not the point. The point is I'm there, you know,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and that's the thinking out and enjoy that for something
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: around all weekend just doing anything, you know. Kevinence, he
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: sounds like get that from all right, So Junior tell
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: us some of the things we were talking about this
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: to the sure any Tommy, a lot of black people together,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: you're gonna see some things. Did you really not ready
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: to see? Break it off? Like it's like if big
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: breasts don't offend you, then you're in the right place.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: You see a lot of women and some men with
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: nothing on top. Just breast. Believe that that's it. Nothing else,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: ain't no sad. Just seen it. Yeah, I've seen it.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: For the guys, guys, you love beautiful women go to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Essence because they go to the Essenfest injured. Well, I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: mean there's women everywhere everywhere single women. They make that
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: they're girls trip m Yeah, that's true. That's how they travel. Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: and it's amazing how they can come out of that
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  Speaker 1: room looking fabuud makeup, did you know, clothes on point everything.
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  Speaker 1: That's why here my black is beautiful. That's why you
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: hear yeah. Yeah, but that's to the guys. You want
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: to go and see some of the and and oh
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: this is the other thing. It's hot. So you scantily clad,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: scantily clad Okay, let me say this. Let me say it. Well, yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you're gonna see these women. They're gonna be fly, they're
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: gonna have their heels on they're gonna be on point
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: as they're going into the super Dome three four hours later,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: them same ladies gonna have them them heels in their
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: hand walking. I'm telling you how nobody told him how
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: much walking they happened. Okay, nobody want you say this.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to some colors. Oh my god, to see
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  Speaker 1: some colors that you have never seen before. The combination going.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna say, Okay, don't we rock it? I never
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: thought about hooking them. Yeah, pray holder, don't even make
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of these colors. But I've seen me with
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the Salaman with the bird orange. Alright, you rack that? Yeah?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: How did you get everything to match every shing? No
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: one's gonna say booties, A lot of booty, of a
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: lot of what a lot of booties? Oh, we've got
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: to continue the booty when we know we're not gonna
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: all right, we have to get serious now, I got,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I got. Welcome to the show, the one and only
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  Speaker 1: National News are beautiful, missing trip. Thank you? Thank you? Right,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got serious? Thank you very much. Everybody just as
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  Speaker 1: answered with the news. Okay. President Trump's Muslim travel band
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: went into effect last night, and things went much more
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: smoothly this time than they did back in January. The
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: citizens of the six mostly Muslim countries under the band,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: which are Siria, Sudan, Libya, Somalia, Yemen in Iran, they
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: now have to prove that they have either a business
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: or family connection to someone in the United States, and
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: only close relatives count, not answer uncle's, not even grandparents
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: fit the bill, believe it or not. As for refugees,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: those who have made arrangements to arrive here are the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Gunment says by July six will be admitted. However, the
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Trump administration is limiting the number of refugee admissions this
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: year to fifty thousand, and they're close to that number already,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: so they better hurry up and get here. President Trump
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: being criticized by both Republicans and Democrats for publicly is
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: sailing the host of MSNBC's Morning Joe on Twitter, making
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: fun of female co host Mika Bridginsky and Joe Scarborough,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: calling her low Q low i Q crazy Mika and
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: him Psycho Joe, and also suggesting that Brazinski had a
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: bed facelift. Republican Senator Ben Saft tweeted, please just stop
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: remember the dignity of your office, and MSNBC spokesman says
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: that quote is a sad day for America when the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: President spends his time bullying, lying and spewing petty personal
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: attacks instead of doing his job unquote. How Speaker Paul
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Ryan doesn't think Trump sweet was all that great either. Obviously.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I don't see that as an appropriate comment. I think, look,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: what we're trying to do around here is improve the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: tone and the civility of the debate, and this obviously
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: doesn't help do that. White House spokesman Sarah Hugby Sanders, though,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: defends the president, says he was only fighting fire with fire,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: and he says the quote basically he was doing that
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: because of personal attacks in the past against him by
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: that network. And eleven year old little black child and
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: McKinney Texas so upset when he saw a report about
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a child dying after being left in a hot car.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Has done something about it one people, Yes, helping people.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little Bishop Curry, following in the footsteps to
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  Speaker 1: so many other black American inventors. He's invented someday cole Oasis.
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  Speaker 1: It's a device that sits in the car can tell
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: if a child is left in the seat behind, blows
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: cold air while automatically dolls the parents cell phone and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the police, and the community is donating money to help
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: him get a patent. I just love that. Comedian Dave
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Chappelle are reportedly confirmed to do ten shows at Radio
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: City Music Hall in August. Chappelle to be joined by
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: various guests including The Roots, Chris rock Erica Badou and
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Trevor Noah and Today is World U f O D Hello.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Twenty minute after the hour comes Eugene the Butterfly, Steve Harvey,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Morning Joe. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: come on, Jay the Butterfly. It's it's time now. You
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: do the introduction. You do it so well. Don't nobody
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: bring the energy on the show like the one in
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: on that Oh my god, Friday is here. The holiday
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: is getting ready to begin. Everyone's it's just it's so festive.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: It feels so good. The red, the white, the blow
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, me and you. I just feel it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I feel it in the air. So um. Good morning, Shirley,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Carla Jr. J Anthony Brown, Nepew time you get morning
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  Speaker 1: to all of you. All It is a truly, truly
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  Speaker 1: a pleasure to be you all on this beautiful Pritay South.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I come bearing gifts. Okay, today is about gifts. Okay.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm excited, Carline. I got to hell you. Frankie
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Beverly made maze ready. So I have you a nice
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  Speaker 1: linen short set girl that you're gonna love to rock
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  Speaker 1: while you're in there cooking in that um in the
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  Speaker 1: you a girl you've been to be rocking up in here.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you you're gonna be cooking. Don't worry if
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  Speaker 1: Was so thoughtful of you. And can I get a
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  Speaker 1: it is. I am so excited to give my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to say it. JR. Huh. You
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  Speaker 1: are going to be the first host to rock this
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  Speaker 1: Halter suit out and made for you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: it's a Halter suit. It comes but in the back.
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  Speaker 1: I have the back out. But what we gotta do
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  Speaker 1: is get you a hand a tattoo to put back
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  Speaker 1: there where the back is out. It's gonna be you
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  Speaker 1: how to. It comes down to the neighbor. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: men really wear halters. But he gotta be the first.
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  Speaker 1: He got the first you got. Sometimes you got to
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  Speaker 1: break that land, you know what I mean? You got
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  Speaker 1: to go They wear the romper things. Now he didn't
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  Speaker 1: want tone, but he has a halter, so so the
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  Speaker 1: jacket is really the jacket is snug. But you still
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  Speaker 1: and not wearing that's on stage. You're gonna rock this
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  Speaker 1: First of all, please follow me comedy club. This murdered
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  Speaker 1: up to The song is dedicating to those fools who
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  Speaker 1: some times ye want to lose. Sometimes that was fire.
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  Speaker 1: That was good. You know how to murder, you know
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: how to slate stuff, not murdering the hits. Yeah, but
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I'm working on your shoe and it's gonna be dedicated
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: to you. Yeah. I've never heard those words before. Yeah,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: good luck with that. Yeah, make it radio ready, Yeah, yeah,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I got you, shill ye okay, ye, all right? So
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: what are you doing for the fourth? I mean both
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: did you lie? Well? Um, I don't like people over
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: to my house at all. Oh yeah you don't. You
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: got a limit, don't you know? Why is that? Just
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: like that being an entertainer, I'm entertaining. I'll do stand up,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: so I don't want people at my house. You know
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: this thing about people. We were in the neighborhood, so
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: we decided this time, well, I'll leave your guts out
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: there and you'll still be in the neighborhood. Wait a minute,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I played a joke gun Jack. A couple of weeks ago,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I was at the hair salon under the dryer. So
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I know how jayes company. So I said, Hey, Jay,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I texted him, I'm in the neighborhood. I thought i'd
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: stopped by, he said. He texted me back. Sorry, I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: didn't get this message. I didn't get it. You know
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: people who have now you're a party of people. Person.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I love company, I love company. I can't take it.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I can't take I remember one time, this one time
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I had a party. So I'm upstairs. I'm like, when
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: the hell ain't going home? And everybody got out? Everybody
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: get out? Yeah, but I love company. A nephew Tommy's
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: prank phone call is up next. Right after this, you're
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, coming up at
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the hour, to be exact, the Strawberry letter. Get ready, okay,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the subject too much is going on in my house?
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Did you write this letter? Jay? But up next nephew
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Tommy's prying phone call. Nephew, all right, you know the
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: day is the day, won't he do it? Prank c
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: D is dropping at Mega fetch right, Well, guess what's
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: guess what's one of the cuts on there? What Big
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Booty Brounch Praise Team. Staying with me one more time?
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: That big Praise Team. Yeah, yes, I know it, I
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: know it. Let let let let let let's let's let
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: that mayor nate Big Booty Brunch Praise Team. None of
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: that goes to everybody with me. Yeah, you don't understand,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you don't understand. Here we go though, watch this. Hello, Hello,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach Joscelyn Ship. Hey, Jocelyn,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: this is Smitty. I'm I go to the church. I
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: go to a New Mountazione. Uh. You're the president of
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the praise team, right, yes, I am. Okay, so listen, um,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I got your number from the church secretary. I want them.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Do you guys do praise dance and outside of New
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Mount Zion, did you guys go places and do your
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: praise dance routine periodically? We do? We do, we always,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I mean we always excited it to glad Minister. You
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: guys charge, what do you cost? Oh? No, sir, we
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: don't charge. This is a ministry. We do this unto
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: the Lord, so we never charge, no, sir. Okay, okay,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Well now, but you will accept donations though, right, Oh absolutely,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: we always need new uniforms if someone want to bless us, yes, sir,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: we will definitely take a donation, but we all charge
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: and want to let you know that, right, okay, okay,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll listen. We um, I wanna I want
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: to probably donate a thousand dollars to the ministry. Oh Jesus, yes,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I want to. I definitely want to want to give
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: you all a thousand dollars. But what I what I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: wanna do is get you guys out. If I could
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: get you maybe two or three Sundays out of a month,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I want to try to give y'all a thousand dollars
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: every time you come out. Oh my god, look at
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: the Lord. Oh my god. We've been praying for a blessing,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: a miracle. Yeah, and you would only have to be there,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: you know you. If I could get you know, maybe
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: three songs, that would do it for me. Yes, So
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you are definitely, Oh you're blessing you are. I can't
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: wait to tell fafter Yeah, we just well, I'm I'm
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: gonna now. I want you to check your schedule and
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: see what y'all got coming this Sunday. We might be
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: able to to to get you guys go on this Sunday,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and I think it's really gonna bless the building, you
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: know what. I think that's gonna do it. Okay, Now
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: we're we're at a We're at a place called the
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Lions then. I don't think you've ever uh been there before.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: You probably never even heard of it. But we're at
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the Lions then, and we just started our Sunday brunch.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: We normally don't do nothing on Sunday, but I just
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: feel like we need to open up the doors and
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: let the Lord in there and bless that place. Yes, sir,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: your mrs me to you, I tell you the girl's
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be so excited because that's what we do. We
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: were blessed in miniature of dance. That's what we do.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Hello you all right? Nah? Now, now do you think
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: y'all can find uh the same color phone to put
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: on where everybody has the same color? Hello? Okay, like
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: if everybody wore black tongs or everybody wore a nice
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: pile of blue throne. I think that would be nice
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to have U for the praise dancer. And you think
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: we do. We'll see the lines. Then there's a there's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a strip club. And what we're having is the big
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: cool front. We're having a big booty brunch on something
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: this nick you don't call the wrong dad scene big
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: das for the Lord. Okay, hold on, look look but
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I'm but I'm giving you a thousand dollars though I'm
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: gonna bless you give up, which I can't bring my
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: dead team in there from from no type of line,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: a step cloud. Okay, s even know what to say?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: What is this big booty branch Sunday is what it
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: is and what we're trying to do is y'all come
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: in and Jesus, you are lost, so damn man, and
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: you're going to hell. Okay, let me ask you. I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: just need to pray for you. I'm just in a
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: pray for you. Write nine Jesus name, Holy Jesus, Holy God,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: come down right now. This man has lost his mind.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I I'm listening you are praying for you right now,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Mrs Smitty, and I pray to your buildings shut down.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Well don't don't don't know. Don't pray that we shut down.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Pray that you you change your mind. I killed this
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: spirit in Jesus name. Oh, I have to end this call.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe the devil has fits it here calling
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: my phone ring. I'm gonna have to end this call.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Mr Summity, Okay, can I let me let me give
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you another bit of information that I need? No, Sir,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear nothing else. I don't want
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: to hear nothing of it but devil speaking through you.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: This ain't the devil speaking this time. And I try
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: to when you hear me out. You got five minutes. Okay.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Do you have a caller on the praise team? Yes,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: all right, caller got me to praying phone call you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning and so,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Joscelyn your girl. I don't like did I curse? I
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: don't know what we're made up for it? When you
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: pray for me? Baby? Oh all right, I gotta ask
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: you one more question, baby, What is the baddest and
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, God,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Harbor NETTHEW tell me you are Hey, listen, this
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: is what I'm doing. Let me tell you what I'm
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm going to donate a thousand dollars to
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: y'all's praise team from me to y'all. That's cool. Oh god,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: it's good all the time, do you know the time? Yes, yes,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I just want to keep it stupid, that's all. Well,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: you did a great job with that big boy classroom.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You'd have so many gold stars on the front of
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: the class. Let me say this, there's a couple of
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: people here that could be on the Big Booty Brunch
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: praise Dang. You know, I'm just saying, who are you
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: talking about? Jay here? And Steve's gotta be one thing.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: You don't have any ass. It's got to be the junior.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I know it me to to keep appointing other people.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: They whatever. They might have hips to Carlin. We look
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: hard enough. They might have hip man with man with him,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: man with hips no hip ye man him. I can't
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: take hips to a man. Don't be a denial though, ladies, don't.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: We're moving on the praise team though. You can't do that.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Don't understand how he's right. So TDJ called you to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: do big ship t d J is why why why
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: wouldn't he junior? Why wouldn't he Why? I just gonna stands. Yeah,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: he know not to call me the right. Do y'all
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: know how stupid Tony Roberts seals? Yeah, alright, listen, the
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter is coming up. Too much is going on
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: in my house. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: you here it is Strawberry letter. Alright, nephew subject, too
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: much is going on in my house. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Here's my situation. I met a girl and moved in
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: with her. We had three kids. Then my girl's mom
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and her sister moved in with us. Then her uncle
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: moved in when he is released from prison. Now we
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: have a mother, sister, uncle, and children under one roof.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: There are so many people in the house that people
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: are sleeping in the dining room on the floor. There
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: are no house rules or discipline for our children. Since
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: my name isn't on anything at the house, I have
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: no say in what goes on. I have a job
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm in school, so that's how I keep my sanity.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: This is not how I handle business. I've always believed
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: that I'm a million dollar man, but I'm living like
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: a two dollar hooker. I'm trying to stay the course
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and be here for my girl. But it's hard when
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: it seems like she doesn't care. I have two degrees.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: My girl is an LPN and she makes good money,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: but she has no backbone. My girl is big on family,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: and since her mother has spent a lot of time
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: in prison, she feels like she owes her mom something.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I'm tired and will and I will not let this
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: mess stress me out? Should I just move on and
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: get my own place? I can't keep living like this,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and my children shouldn't have to either. Uh if if
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I leave, my girl can't afford to support these people
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: by herself. Please help. Well, she shouldn't be supporting these
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: grown people by herself anyway. They should be um, you know,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: supporting themselves. Why does she have to support them? Why
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: are they in the house? This is this is such
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: a mess, and and your girls out of order just
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: for for opening the door and letting them come in,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: you know. Uh, come on, now, she's disrespecting everything that
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you guys have built together. Uh, family or not, There's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: no way she should be letting all of them stay
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: at your home. What what about the kids? You mentioned
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the kids? What about the kids? And so they're just
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: running wild. Now you say there's no discipline all these adults.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: At least they could help you discipline the three kids.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: She's not even considering the kids. It seems. You say
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: she has no backbone, though, But guess what, neither do you,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Because you should have said something when the mom and
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: the sister first moved in. You should have You have
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: three kids to protect and provide for, all, right, and
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: they shouldn't have to live like this. They they these
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: people have interrupted their home. You as the man, have
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: to step up now, you really have to. You're gonna
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: have to start saving and working on getting your own
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: home for your own family and no hangers on like
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: you know she is doing. And before that, I would
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: let her know that, Um, you know this is way
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: too much and you guys need to give them some
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: sort of time limit to get their stuff, pack it
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: up and get out of there. I don't care if
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: your name isn't on the least you're in there. You're
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: paying the bills, you're the man of the house. You
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: should have some say, Jay, you need to leave this
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: house like you know in the old um slave movie.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. And it's dead of night.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: You've got to go around and wake your kids up
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: with a low voice. Get your stuff. We don't be leaving.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Get some toys. Get we're gonna be leaving. Yeah, we
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: got the many criminals in this damn house. We don't
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: run about it and then head for the border. And
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: then you go and put stuff in a box and
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: leading people. You've got too many people in this house
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: that have been to jail. You got to go. You
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: got to get about of the man, Leave your girl,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: take your kids, and start over. I'm telling you like
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you're an old slave movement. That makes sense for me.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. I brother not waking
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: everybody up with that boy. All right, come on, nephew,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: what you got Andy the Frank came to Shaw Shank
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: of nine. I wish I could see my friend right now.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Your girls, raggedy ass mama came to y'all's house and
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen. I wish you could move her
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: out of the house. Great boy, I wish you could
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: get rid of your mama. I wish you could walk
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: out of that house and never come back. You've got
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: two degrees. You should go and get yourself two month
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: house and put some money on their books, and never
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: come back to that at home to do it. Don't
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: you want to see the Pacific? Don't you want to see?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I need the frame one more time. Oh, get out,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: don't ever look back. Put some money on the books,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: and I had them send your kids. Do you on
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: the weekend and live life abundantly. Yeah, when you let
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, you in the dining room on
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: the flue. It just ain't no space left once you
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: in that, in that front room. And now yeah, when
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: we eat that, it's don't god, it'sn't got real serious?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Why is she allow? Yeah? And your three kids don't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: deserve this. They don't they don't know what's going on.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: And there's no way possible that you and your lady
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: can possibly be naked when y'all want to. I just
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: don't think that. And that that bothers me right there,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: that those moments are not able to happen if we
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: can't be naked, we're not happy. Everybody seen it with me?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: If right now, should I stay naked? Came in this
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: world naked, Charley, and I'm leaving Nicke. This is yeah,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: please wear clothes tonight tonight. But I'm leaving this world. Nick,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving like I came. This is crazy. I mean
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: this letter. You know, I don't know what he has,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: but because he moved in with her, he moved in
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: with her, he had. You know, his name is not
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: on the mortgage or the deed or anything. It doesn't matter.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You're still the man of this home. You know you're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: still the man here. You definitely were before they came.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: And you should not have allowed this. And when you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: got two prisoners in a yeah, look for your children.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Your children come first in this situation, and they're guilting
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: her into having them stay there with you guys, so
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you know you you gotta get some structure. You get
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: you have to get a backbone. You're the one that
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: needs a backbone. Now we know she doesn't have one.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: You need one. All right, We got chains. We got
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: some chains on the door to enemy here. But say
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: it like Morgan would say it. All right, this is
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: crazy letter. Too much is going on in my house.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Part two of our responses coming up. Uh, it is
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: definitely coming up. Before we do that. I want to
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: remind everyone if you do have relationship issues, relationship issues,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: please email us at Steve Harvey dot com. We want
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: to help you. We want to give you advice. We
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: want to get you out of these crazy situations like
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: you stole the screen dough off the front door. We'll
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: be back with part two of our response. You're listening
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up at
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: forty one after the hour, Nephew Tommy segment, Who are
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you mad at now? Coming at Yeah? Uh huh now,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: but you're mad at nah? That's what I said, right,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: you know, I said, who are you mad at? Now? No? No,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: who you're mad? And nothing? Right there? NeXT's making me mad?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Nat man, Oh you're mad at it? Like? Na, who
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: you mad? You know? You know what? The fact that
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: you're black and ain't black at the same time. Okay,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm black? What hold up? Question that
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I questioned? Yo, yo yo, do a car? You'll know
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: as soon as I jump in the pool, I'm like,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: all right, But right now, guys, come on, let's finish
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: with our response to the Strawberry letter, the subject too
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: much is going on in my house? Um, A young
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: man wrote in he met a girl, moved in with her.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: They had three kids together, then her mom and her
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: sister moved in, then her uncle moved in when he
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: was released from prison. Now they have mother's sister. Uncle
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: and mother have been in prison for a long time
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: as well. All of them are living in the house
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: with her, with him, with the three kids. Three kids. Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: too many people. Uh, this is a halfway house and
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: we just ain't fretaguring it out. That's that's that's a
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: halfway house. The letter is missing. Yeah, but you know
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  Speaker 1: he's mad because he's saying his girl doesn't have any
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: backbone because she won't tell them they can't stay, and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: he can't say anything because his name isn't on the deed. Yeah,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: and then he's he's probably that's he's probably afraid. You know,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: she's an LPN. She makes good money. He has two degrees,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: he has a job, and he's working and going to school.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: So it's a big mess in the family, is what
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: it is. Uh, basically, and you need to step up
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  Speaker 1: and say something and get these people out of your
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: house or you need to move on. Junior. Let's let's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: hear from you. I love hearing. Surely, I have a
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: lot of experience with this in my favor. We got
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: we got people go in and out of jail all
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: the time. There's nothing new. I know he got two degrees.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: He's not using him because he don't know what to do.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: We have people come in and out of jail, say
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: every three months, two year, five years, don't matter. They
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: always got to come to somebody. How The problem he's
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: having is he gotta understand. You have got to run
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: your house, just like they run to jail house. That's
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: the only thing they respect said. If you run your
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: hotlight to run a prison, they'll fall right in the line.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: But you have to run because you know what you're doing.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: The fall lights out and hate and lights out, just
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: yelling out in the house. They'll go lay down immediately.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: You don't care what time of day is, just lights out.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: They're gonna lay's out. All they activity stop when they
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: hear that. Because they've been conditioned. They try another thing.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Tell them the former line. When they got to eat.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: They'll get in line and down there and give a
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: scoop and say I saw it. They look on it.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: They don't pro the call. He just got using it.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: It's in them, Okay. Another thing they're gonna have to
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have to have some hard nab. You have
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: to go down there. I don't know who. You don't
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: got a horse, Get a horse and you get on
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: it with a shotgun on your shoulder and watch them,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: watch them cut that front yard. But you go make
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: sing him. That's when they sell you got the man
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: don't understand. Yeah, they got to understand that your house
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: like you run to jail house and you'll be fine.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: But I don't know what to do. That's what you
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: have to do when you're dealing with Come because my
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: mama do it all the time. Get to go out
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: in the yard. Man. What my sister, Yeah, she gotta
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: go out there and do something. She can't sit in there.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Uncle came off from jail. My brother made him get
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: out there and cut that yard. They can't sit in hire.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: This is Junior who said he he didn't know, he
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: didn't know anything else until he met us. I didn't
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: know nothing different. I did not. You thought there was
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: a way of life, man. Yeah, I told how wonderful
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: time y'all have. Did anybody all anybody get stabbed, anybody
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: get nothing, nothing that happened. It doesn't matter what time
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: of day, just lights out and right that just hot
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: lights down. And they just lay down. They're gonna lay
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: down right then they just gonna form and get right
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: in there. They couldn't. They'll tell you something. Shut when
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: they when they're in different rules and they start flying
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: them notes down, catch one of them notes and find
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: out what they're doing. You're trying to fly messages in here?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: How do they do that? How do they fly? They
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: put them? Okay, all right? What they do is they
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: throw off they put they put a paper clip on
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: one end, right, they fling it down to the other room.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: They other dude grabs it. Now on that moment, they
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: rotated back and forth off the string to get the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: message to the next sale. They read it. That's how
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: they know what they're gonna do that day. That's how
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: they feel out. That's just called they called flying messages.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Why am I in here educating y'all own hood? So
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: when you do they catch them, they fly message, they
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: find out what's going on? Now now they do is
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: they are smart? Is they write the message, but they
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: put it in code. Yeah, they you know what, don't
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: hand the man we're for the meeting with ribbing them
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: at three thirty. No, no, no, no, you can't put
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: that out there. You know, they have to put it
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: in the code. So if you don't have the Dakota
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: and you'll in, you'll sale you cannot figure out with
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: miss Oh, it's been another educational moment with you. Yeah,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: thank you right away. We gotta go, Junior, but thank
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: you for all of that email or Instagram. That's your
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girl, Shirley. Now
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: if we switch gears. Uh, there's a report out that's
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: revealing that more of America's pets are either overweight or obese. Okay,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: we're always hearing about the obesity problem in America, and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: apparently it is not limited to just us as humans. Okay, yeah,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: they're getting fatter. While you may think you have a
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: chubby dog or or your cat is cute. Your little
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: chubby cat is cute, it could cause some real problems
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: for them. We have pet owners on this show, like
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Carla Carlo is a pet owner. You have fancy your
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: little dog. Excuse me. I had a fat pit bull,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: the laziest, scariest pit bully. He had a nervous condition.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: It was so bad. Cats will come around and stay
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: on the wall and mess with him. Just sitting up there,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: You're like, watch this dog, watch watch loses. Damn mad Alright,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you, look at it, look
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: at it all right, as promised. When we come back,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: a nephew, Tommy's a segment it's called who are You
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Mad At? Now? We'll be back right after this. You're
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew Tommy, it
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: is that time for your segment. It's called who are
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: You mad at? Nah? Nah? I said at that time
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: that now that was good. Now I really want to
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: do I'm throwing up just a little bit in the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: back of my throat chat fight until the pure segment
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: you started off you because I'm upset. Look at this.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: This bothers me. I'm mad at all. Number two's who
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: follow number ones on Facebook on that all right? And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: trip when they see that you didn't bout number one
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: something new? Now they want something new. You see what
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. She wouldn't have be it? Yeah nothing. Quit
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: going over there looking to see what Number one guy?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: And then you run here, you come running up. I
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: see I see you, I see you didn't got her
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: something new. I see that. When I'm gonna get something gifts. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Had party doing little people, your little people
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: at the house, little old Bobby. Yeah, it's your little
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: old Bobby. Cute and they keep it going right that time.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: And Cane. Here's what I'm man. Okay, it's full for July.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: You out with your number two. You see some people
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: who know your number one. It is't your damn business.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Don't take bitches. That is what you're dying there. Take
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: pictures of the show dying ross and people in out.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: That's what you tweet. Carla Ferrol is gonna be here.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: J Yeah, I'm sending a text measures to your number
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: one because you're dying there with your number. Man, you
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: damn business, learn your business. That's what I'm at it,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: all right. Okay, mine's a little different than you guys, obviously,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: but I'm at at the sanitation at my house and
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: people who come by and pick up your trash and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, because I don't have enough garbage can. Okay,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: I just don't have enough. I mean we have a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: one garbage can for the garbage, then we have one
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: for the recyclables, and then we have one for the greener.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: What I don't recycle. You know why I don't supart
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: my garbage because I see one truck come. Yeah the earth,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: they are the garbageman. Let them do that. I'm not
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: damn thing. I've seen one truck for years. I have
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: yet to see a paper cup truck. Yet to see
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: the grass that truck. I see one guy picked up
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: everything and mix it up. Word, got a separate. I'm separating, damn.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: We're doing his work for him. Yeah yeah, yeah again.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Why but all I was gonna say is I don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: think I have enough for regular garbage. You're going there? Yeah,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: put it all in one like you saw it. Let
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: me leaving no note on my damn don't but you
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: you're not you can. Yeah. Now I'm mad and Jay,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: rec this is all mad at you right now. Green,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: j Green, you have for your children and your grandchildren. Jay,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: you have a bunch of grandchildren to play. That's that's
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: where you guys room. I don't plan to leave anybody anything.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna leave any money when I leave it,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: And I wouldn't have everybody coming together for the reading
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: of the will. And the President's gonna go like in
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: your face. Oh man. This is a segment who are
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: you mad? And now who you're not bad? I'm man
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: that you taught me for having this segment now all right,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: tells you who I'm mad mad? Since yesterday people on
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: need three wheel motorcycles stick it in, they got on
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: need chaps on change anything, but you one wheel away
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: from a car. And it's not just the black bikers.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: This is bike because this ship. Back in the day
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: you would see thin bikers. Now I know these motorcycles
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: are going. This is not the way back and should
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: be peddling. You know what I mean? You lightness in
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: l a you can drive in and out of the cars,
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: get and out of lanes, all of that. As drivers
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: of cars, we have to be more careful than the motorcycle.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: It's wrong you say it. I'm gonna say, do you
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: do you scoot over a bit? No? I don't. I'm
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: not gonna block anybody. But if I drive up and
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I see what one has slipped up under the trump,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I won't roll my window down and don't that's what
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: you get. I'm mad at you again. This segment is
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: about you. Now to answer your question, Tommy, it's Jay
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: now his defense. They really shouldn't be able to Bob
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: and weave in between. Its danger. What's your speed? Nice?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I got one more man, Yeah, come on, hurry. Okay,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm mad at Chris Paul. He's coming to the rockets.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: We still ain't gonna be golden stay alright, alright, okay,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: coming up. We'll talk about traveling next, because this is
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: a big traveling holiday you're listening to all right, Speaking
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: of traveling for the holidays, one of the biggest travel
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: weekends is this weekend, the fourth of July weekend. Uh.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Flying makes people nervous. I think I think we've all
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: been through that. I mean, boy Steve tells a story
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: about how I got off the plane. Did you know
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: I got off? I got off because I suffered from
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: claustrophobia and I just couldn't take it. Once they shut
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: that door and I got off. I got off and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: make it to the venom in time. Well you know
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: what happened was what happened? Yeah, one of our other
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: um heads of the company came and got me and
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: flew with me, flew back with me and everything. Because
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: I was really nervous, nervous flying and the landing, because
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: it's weird when I'm landing I'm looking at the plane.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going, Okay, we dropped from this height. We shouldn't.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: But that's not custrophobia, you're just your fear of flying.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Is it falling out of the sky all that. No.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I don't like the closed in spaces, you know, and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: no control over imagine something that for what? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: that's why when I go places like that, I have
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: to fly with people. Okay, anyway, flying makes a lot
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: of people nervous. As I was saying, an eighty year
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: old woman in China took her superstitions too far when
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: she choked when she chucked coins into a plane's engine
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: for blessings. The elderly woman threw wins into a plane's
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: engine for blessings. Did you hear what I said? Engines? Okay?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: The flight was delayed for five hours while officials collected
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: the coins. All in all, nine nine coins were found,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: and if they hadn't been and removed, they could have
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: caused any failure. It's a good luck. Please don't do
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: that pain. It's a good lef. You just got here,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: that jake or nothing. What's the craziest thing you've seen
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: while traveling? I don't like my you know, back in
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: the day, when you travel with your parents, you will
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: put your clothes with your mom's. Yeah. Now you got
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: these damn kids who can barely stand. They got a
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: piece of luggage and they're dragging that damn luggage. You're
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: tripping over the a and their luggage. Back in the day,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: your draws touched your grandma and it was okay, and
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: it was it was quite all right. It was a
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: droll section when he put all the drolls together and
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: a little man man got the head is over and
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: he going away in that minute. It's just a ball
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: up sweater and a blankets. That's what I hate. I
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: one time, this is a long long time ago. I
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: was back in coach and uh, we had a little
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: turbulence and um the restroom. The door into the restroom
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: flew open. It flew open in my face, okay because
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I'm yeah, and remember that guy. God, just a man
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: standing here, pants around his ankles, and it's like, let me,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: can I give you all the Oh my god, you
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: got to get this. Use you the video. Hold on,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you have to get this visual. You're got to get
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: this open. He's sitting there, his parents are down to
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: his ankles. We see cass knees, thiges and him everything,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: you know, looking dad at us man but reaching for
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: the dough and can't get the dough. Uh, And I'm
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: not getting up getting the dope for you. Yeah, we
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: have to make We were more embarrassed than he was. Okay, awful.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I think we were going to Vegas right, No, no, no, Shirley,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: we was. I think we've come back from Bermuda or
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: something like that. Maybe something like that. But yeah, it
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: was in our face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was traumatized
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: by that. All right, So I go ahead now here.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: The best time, first of your head to get somebody
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: to film minute first for you gotta get somebody this film.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: You gotta wait till someone comes out of the restroom.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: And it's better when it's an elderly person, when they
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: come out right when they come out, you go in
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: and then you come right back out and oh my god,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: what did you eat? Lady? Who really? You go right
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: in and come right back out. Why does it have
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: to be an elderly person because it's much funny people.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: You want the most audience you can get because other
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: old people are gonna be offended the other people for
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: the most audious men has probably done it though. You
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: know the joke off, Yeah, that's the best joke ever.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: You went to that come out and you go right
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: in and come right back out. Oh my god, lady,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: one another traveling one about the guy who told on you.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: So this just one time, you know, and I'm not acting. Man,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't always fly first class, but this time I
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: was flying first. And you can never if you like
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: semi famous, you can never be in the right session
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: in first class. You can't sit back here whatever you're
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: sitting back there with them. Well, why you're not in
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: first don't matter. Don't matter. So this one time, I'm
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: sitting in first class and I didn't turn my phone
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: off right away. So this guy he's doing, he's got
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: his phone on, and this guy is still using his phone. Yeah,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: he tells on me, right And then so the sturdest
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: she comes over, sir, turning. I'm like, I gotta think
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: it is that made you. Man. Maybe I'll spill wine
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: on him or something. I gotta find a way to
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: get him the whole flight. I'm thinking, you know, I
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: just maybe I would throw up on him. I gotta
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: do something. It out I'm not even so. Oh man.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: So when we get up, man, we get about ten
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: thousand feet, I stand up and that you did you
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: just call me to n way to the back. That's
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: how you fly from now old, that's how you fly. Wow,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: I bet he called you one on the way back
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: to that. All right, we'll be back right after this.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: We'll be bad. You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: uh wow, is right? Okay, you guys, that he is. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you just told me that that was the last gag.
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  Speaker 1: That was you said you wanted to ask us something
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  Speaker 1: that I got some flight questions for y'all. It's just
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  Speaker 1: I've been flying for a long long time many you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's been years, and praise God, nothing is ever crazy,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just drastically happen, you know. So I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: of that. I'm blessed for that. But let me ask
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  Speaker 1: yourself because there's some rules on the plane that are
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  Speaker 1: kind of like hidden rules, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: Like if you in the middle, but if I get
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  Speaker 1: the middle seat booth for the armrest of mine, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if I if I got to sit in the middle,
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  Speaker 1: both of the arm rests of mine. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I almost got into a fight with somebody
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  Speaker 1: is when I'm sitting on the window. If you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: it was sitting next to the window. Sitting next to
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  Speaker 1: the window. If you're in the middle seat or the
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  Speaker 1: seat that's on the aisle and you're you're you know,
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  Speaker 1: on my row, you don't have the right to make
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  Speaker 1: the shade go up and down. Control. Wow, okay, you
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  Speaker 1: reach over me and pull out on the shade. The
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  Speaker 1: shade mine for that one time. I didn't feel asleep
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  Speaker 1: on the window with the shade up. I wake up.
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  Speaker 1: The DUDEY closed it because you're getting on his nerves.
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  Speaker 1: I always it back up, fall back, sleeping back close.
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  Speaker 1: Look at her mask. If you reach over here, come
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  Speaker 1: over here one more time. But I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's not it's not the I to be sitting on.
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  Speaker 1: That's another one. God. Looking at the white guys. That
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: little blue jacket you got, it's polyoster. You can just
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  Speaker 1: smush it up there at the top. It ain't gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to take an hour and a half
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  Speaker 1: to fold that damn jacket holding up the land with that.
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  Speaker 1: It's just white guys, just white guys sack somethinghow on
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  Speaker 1: that blue jacket pans jacket on? Brothers gonna just keep
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  Speaker 1: their jacket on. I need, I need to keep it.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna traveling with Steve. You know, the show
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: used to be on the road constantly, like all every weekend.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: We were some in a different city. So, you know,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: walking to the plane, Steve and I in full conversation,
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: full conversation about something that had to do with the
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: show or whatever, life whatever. So we get on the plane,
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: we're still talking. We're still talking. Put our stuff up,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: you know, blah blah blah, get in our seats, still talking.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: I turned I turned around or look across because we're
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: sitting across from each other to finish the conversation. Steve
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: is out, mouth open, sleep dead. Yeah, I mean, as
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  Speaker 1: soon as it's we're in mid sentence. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like ja like I'm sitting up there and I
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: sit on the seat or something like that. But I
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: don't like if the flight attendant tempered me to watch
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  Speaker 1: this boring presentation that I've seen already, she told, well,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: she tell me, she said, you need to sit up
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  Speaker 1: and look at this. I said, I already, no to
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  Speaker 1: front two over the wee in the bag. I was like, God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, wait wait wait, wait one I hate
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  Speaker 1: Here's a rule. If you want to take your shoes off,
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  Speaker 1: you need to have nice socks on. Okay, and socks
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  Speaker 1: is necessary. All right. I can't wake up out of
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: my sleep and you don't have no socks on, and
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: you're clicking your two big toes together. We can't have that.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: You can't sit with that. No, no, but in the
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  Speaker 1: bulkhead and you know how some people put their feet up,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: you know, they put their feet up on the wall. Yeah,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: have some socks on, please please and put take that
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: blanket and cover your favor and it is they don't
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: want to hit on the way out, Shirley. These these
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: stewardess cutting down a full speed and you too, and
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: you too wide, you know, you two wide and you
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: just really busting everybody shoulder. Come on, man, it's gonna
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: be back back. You're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go. We're keeping with this holiday talk. We travel,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: we cook, we eat, we do all these things. No no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no no no no. Don't you say we cook?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Don't you say that don't. Well, I will be cooking
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  Speaker 1: on the fourth. I'm gonna I'm gonna barbecue some chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Barbecue sides. I never go to. You had to go
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  Speaker 1: with a grown You see the chicken please jumping out
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  Speaker 1: of freezing right now. No, I don't cook at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't somebody because he's the thing about when you grill.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: When you grill, it's the older people can smell it
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  Speaker 1: and it invites people in. Yeah, no I'm not don't
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  Speaker 1: come home. I don't want people over. So the fact
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: that you have something that seems like joyous, I don't
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: like to have. I don't like, don't want it. Enjoying
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: life smell. He's gonna be with you tonight. Tommy at megafests,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: the Great Cedric the entertainer. But last year around this
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: time he put out the me It was like, okay,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: is we grilling or is we barbecue? You didn't want
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: to difference because people say that what is the difference, Well,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: you know, barbecueing to me is when you're smoking your meat.
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  Speaker 1: You know you got your brisk get on, you got
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: your you know you got yeah, you got your chicken
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  Speaker 1: on that that right, there's gonna be you know fo
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: five six hours of cooking. When you're grilling, you're flipping
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: burgers and hot dogs for the kid, even you know
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: you put anything on the real fish. No one has
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: ever burned their house down grilling. Barbecuing, yeah, fight and fail.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: You ain't many people get up with grilling. You can
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: mess up grilling if you walk away from it. And
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: then yeah, but there you see that's right there, Surly,
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  Speaker 1: where are you barbecuing? I tell you that chicken. You
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: know you're sitting next to Jake. You know you sit
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: next dude. There's no way. Sure's barbecue. Surely it's not
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: going back out there at ten times to check the
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  Speaker 1: safe for me. She's don't do that. You're right, Jr.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm getting tired just thinking of trying to
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: flip the meat. Shirley, you flip it? And she talking
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: to a seven year old, like to somethere. I can
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: leave anybody. Man. Don't like people. I love having people over,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna rethink this thrilling thing. It's a lot
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: of word. Why don't people cooking and the oven year around?
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: You know you'll get around in the oven doors, but
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: you know you don't like don't tell me. I don't
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: like people to come over there and complain about everything
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: that you like, you bring the whole thing and something
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: complain about everything. I thought we at least with a
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: handsome poach off. What did you bring some damn pols?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: I got chicken, fish and shrimp. That's what I almost
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: put somebody out time. You don't really get enough real something. Man,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: you can get you, y'all. Dog man, I'm not hearing
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: this from you. Like how much you cost? You like
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: dr barbecue. Almost we're gonna be back. You're listening to
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, last break of the day.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: It is time for just one more thing. Boy, this
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: day went by fast. It's Friday. I'm so excited. I'm
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: so excited. I love Fridays. I love the fourth of July.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I love summertime. I love company. Unlike you, J. You're
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: gonna be by yourself Tuesday, everybody says to me. And
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: you're cool with that. But what you will go over
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: someone's house if they invite. I don't really like going. No,
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  Speaker 1: what do you do? You know what it was? What
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: is piddling? J? You know what when you're doing it?
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing? You know, just stuff, you know, kind of
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: like right here that a foe leads up, got latest
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: right here, pidling baby, I'm gonna start a class in
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: piddling is trying to figure out how to get that
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: stam at the corner of that ceiling feeling. Okay, I
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: know you guys laugh, But I really, really really do
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: plan to cook this weekend. So you on the show.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: I promise you. I promise you. I am so tell me,
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  Speaker 1: tell me give me something season to meet Monday morning
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  Speaker 1: season meat, very season yours with Oh my god, I
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: use everything from onion pile at the garlic powder to
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  Speaker 1: to your salt, your pepper. I mean you can. You
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: can buy one of those collaborated seasons already one thing
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: and you can just sprinkle it all on there. You know,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: people use Tonies. I think Tony got to my salt.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: But people use Tony. Yeah, but you know, and then
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: and then Toni's has one that has no salt, so
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: you can use that one too. But anyway, but then
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: you're going you still want some salt, but you just
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to overkill season your meat on Monday. You
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: can marinate it if you want to. I'll do that
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: every now and then I'll take an Italian dressing and
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: just put it in there and let it see. You
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: go get you. You gotta get your fire together. That's
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: what a man do. A man get it fire together.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: I use wood. I don't use charcoal. I used pecan wood,
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: all right. I do not put light of fluid on
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: my wood. You do not want that, all right. So
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: it takes a minute to get your fire going. But
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: when you get your fire going, you gotta fire, all right. Now,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: take take an onion, cut it in hand. Surely see
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: you see you're tired? Is lost? You know why? I
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: surely don't play. Don't do the paper. Why am I
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: even explaining that? I don't know why. But maybe if
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: you told me, I would get interested. You know what,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: when you show it, let me tell you what Shirley
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: needs and this would be good for you. No, you
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: need the electric smoker from Master Build. That's what you need. Yeah,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: you're right about that. I promise you you could put
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: your meet in there. You're seeing up good. Put your
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: meeting there. You can walk away from it, and I
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: promise you, in a couple of hours you're gonna have
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: some incredible meat with the smoky flavor. You're gonna love it.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: I promise you that's what I'm gonna That just saved me.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: That is a lot of work for people who don't
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: even like I wouldn't. I gotta have something that my house. Yeah,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I just to see them sitting there eating up my
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: damn food. And I ain't not strangers. I mean people
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: that you know. But then other people they bring people,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: but you, you bring you away my way. Dude. Wait
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: a minute, Jake, Okay, so we're pretty close. We've known
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: each other for years and years and years. Are you
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: saying to me to my face right now that you
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: would not invite us to your house? I wouldn't if
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: some month, right, if I invite you out, you gotta go. Yeah,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Beautiful? You have a beautiful That's what
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: I work hard for to get a nice to be
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: alone left. I'm not even denying as a big house. Okay, Tommy,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: you helped me out with the master build. I can
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: go get right. Let me say this shortly. This is
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: the way I do it. Like the fourth is, like
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: the fourth is on Tuesday. I will throw my cook
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: out on Monday and have everybody over have fun on Monday.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: But then Tuesday. I get to chill out at the
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: house and enjoy the holiday with just a wife and
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: the kids. And I'm good. Ain't the whole thing. Ain't
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: a thousand people in my backyard. You just wasted a
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: good damn day taking Monday out. So you really don't
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: like people. I don't like company at all. You people
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: just like having in a chain. You know. If I'm
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: in the club and you see me in the airport
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: or whatever, you'll take a picture. But when I'm home,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: I know he isn't it him? Daddy? What your kids?
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: But you know what's funny. You know, it's funny like
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: back and back in the day with somebody knocked on
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: the door. And when you was growing up, you couldn't leave.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Somebody stop by, you know what I'm saying. Yeah you
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: was somebody. Oh my god, that was exciting. Now on
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: the door, everybody look at each as much as I
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: love company. Yeah, don't call without don't come without calling,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: And they say your name like they don't even like it.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: That's Jane Jay Anthony. It's time and time we should
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: all go over his house one day. We really get
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: your feelings. You know, you can pull up the same
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: time and I beat you to the house and we
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: can start from here. I gotta say this mega fast tonight. Baby,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: It's me and the crew. It is a time to laugh.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Get your tickets at all ticket Master outlets at the
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: time to laugh. Happy happy holiday from every one of
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: us here to Steve Hobby Morning Show. We love you, Tommy.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna do a great job tonight. I
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: know you will. Yeah, and uh we see you guys.
• 1:41:00
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