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Labor Day Weekend, Truth Be Told, 59 Days Away, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a suit on giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millian bus things. And it's good Steve listening
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  Speaker 1: together for Stu. Please, I don't joy by me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out, to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come come on your baby now, huh. I
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  Speaker 1: show will good morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice now,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me one and only. Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show one more time partner, Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man. How amazing is that? How good
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  Speaker 1: has God been to me? How good has he been
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  Speaker 1: to you? Just check yourself sometimes, just sit up, Just
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  Speaker 1: let's run a survey. Just look at your life, where
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  Speaker 1: it's at. It might not be where you want it
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  Speaker 1: to be, but that's probably some decisions you made. But really, though,
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  Speaker 1: in spite of all the crazy mistakes I didn't made,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, I look back at some of the
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  Speaker 1: decisions I didn't came up with, and and man, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's just amazing. He let me live. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's and and and to exist the way I exist.
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  Speaker 1: It does nothing but grace, mercy, favor all that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's what my mama praying for me when I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: praying for myself. It had to be it, because, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can truly tell you I have made enough mistakes man,
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  Speaker 1: stuff you would never even know about, and recovered from
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  Speaker 1: them all you can too, and I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: you've done. Marvin Sapp has a song out that says
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  Speaker 1: he saw the best in me when everyone else around
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  Speaker 1: me could only see the worst in me. You know
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  Speaker 1: that that's an important song man, especially. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to men today because man, being a
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  Speaker 1: man is so so difficult. Please know it has been
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  Speaker 1: my quest ever since I was a little boy. My
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  Speaker 1: father had one ambition, son, I don't care what you do,
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  Speaker 1: but when I get through raising you, you will be
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  Speaker 1: a man. That's all I want you to be. And
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  Speaker 1: he never cared what I did for a living, and
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  Speaker 1: it never made a difference to him. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be a man. Manhood is difficult. Now, ladies, just listening
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  Speaker 1: to this, I'm not saying womanhood ain't. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it takes to be a woman, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: but I do know exactly what it takes to be
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  Speaker 1: a man. So you know, sometimes when you talk to
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  Speaker 1: people on the radio, you have to preface things because
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  Speaker 1: people are just go he trying to make it look
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  Speaker 1: like womanhood. Ain't. No, That's not what I'm doing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just talking to men today to explain to them that
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  Speaker 1: deigned by their self and struggling trying to figure this
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  Speaker 1: thing out, that you are not alone in your quest
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  Speaker 1: for manhood. That is difficult, but I gotta tell you,
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  Speaker 1: man manhood is that kind of difficult, and it becomes
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  Speaker 1: even more compounded if a young boy does not have
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  Speaker 1: a male role model. I've said it a thousand times.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say it again. A young boy without a male
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  Speaker 1: role model is like an explorer without a map. While
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  Speaker 1: I have a suggestion for everybody that's struggling with manhood
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  Speaker 1: and all of the men out there that are men,
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  Speaker 1: This messages for all of us, and it's for me too.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I was listening to Joyce Myers the other
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  Speaker 1: day and she made a statement. She said, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: gotta do the right thing even when it feels wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You know, one of the difficulties of manhood is pure
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  Speaker 1: pressure and the misguided principles of manhood. See what God
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  Speaker 1: wants us to be as men and what we believe
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  Speaker 1: manhood is sometimes two different things. Give you an example.
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  Speaker 1: I wrote this book for women, right and I was
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  Speaker 1: telling them the three ways that a man shows his love,
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  Speaker 1: and I call him three pas. We profess, we protect,
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  Speaker 1: and we provide. Every man who is a man, that's
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  Speaker 1: how he exhibits love. When I talkie talk key comforting
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  Speaker 1: with our great nurturists. But when it comes down to
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  Speaker 1: to it, what we all want to do, what is
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  Speaker 1: in our day DNA, is to profess our love for
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  Speaker 1: something you as a woman, to protect you as a woman,
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  Speaker 1: and to provide for you as a woman. That's in
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  Speaker 1: our DNA. Now, sometimes that gets messed up. And I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you an example. Sometimes when a boy doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: the proper, real role model in his life, he takes
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  Speaker 1: that principle of love that we all possessing us every man,
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  Speaker 1: the professing part, the protecting and in the providing part,
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  Speaker 1: and we misplay it. That's why gangs exist. Gangs exist
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  Speaker 1: off those three principles. What's the first thing a gang
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  Speaker 1: member do. He professed, he claim a hood. That's the
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  Speaker 1: first thing you do. This is my neighborhood. I'm Duce's trade,
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  Speaker 1: I'm triple h, I'm due de Duke, I'm purple, I'm red,
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  Speaker 1: I'm blue. The first thing they do is claim that's professing.
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  Speaker 1: That's how we show our love. But it's misguided though.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're professing something that ain't even good for us.
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  Speaker 1: Your hood, your game, your click now, guess what Now
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  Speaker 1: we got to protect it. So now as a protection
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  Speaker 1: part of our love, here we go. You come down here,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do this to you. You go over there,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do that to you. You protect your hood,
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  Speaker 1: This your turf, This is all you got. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody coming down here with blue owned. Can'tybody come over
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  Speaker 1: here with red on. You can't come over here with
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  Speaker 1: purple on. You can't come over here with black and
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  Speaker 1: gold on. And we and we protect that because that's
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  Speaker 1: in our DNA. And then what's the third thing we provide?
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  Speaker 1: So guess what the game need money? Guess what we do.
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  Speaker 1: We're selling drugs, we're selling women, we're selling guns. It
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  Speaker 1: go back to the same thing. Man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how God gave it to me that way when I
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  Speaker 1: was writing a book, but he showed it to me
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  Speaker 1: along the way. That's how men love well. When you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a role model in your life. Guess what
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  Speaker 1: now that love is misplaced, it's misguided, it's off track.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no man told you that. Really you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: take this love and give it to a woman. You're
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  Speaker 1: really supposed to profess, protect and provide for a woman,
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  Speaker 1: not your gang set. Now you professing your hood, wrapping
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  Speaker 1: a color. You're protecting your territory, shooting people driving by
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  Speaker 1: coming over you on your street, and then you provide.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are here selling drugs and guns for the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. When a boy does not have a male
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  Speaker 1: role model, he has a misguided way of looking at manhood.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. See, God created all of us in
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  Speaker 1: his image. That means He's put some of our DNA
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  Speaker 1: in him. That's why it's in your DNA to profess, protect,
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  Speaker 1: and provide because guess what, that's what God do for us,
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  Speaker 1: because we His children. I'm just talking to men right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you man, I had to wake up
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  Speaker 1: about five years ago. I wasn't doing what God wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to do, and then he shook me he said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring about some changes in your life. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna cause some things to happen that's gonna put you
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  Speaker 1: in a position. And this time you're gonna listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: because if you don't, you're gonna keep living in this
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  Speaker 1: pain you've been in. But you put yourself in this pain.
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  Speaker 1: I owe no blame to no one else but myself.
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  Speaker 1: Please know, I know that. And that's how you really
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  Speaker 1: get to manhood, when you figure out what you hadn't
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  Speaker 1: done wrong. You can't blame this on none of your
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  Speaker 1: exes because you're a man. You can't go my ex
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  Speaker 1: dear this. No, No, you're a man, pardner. You got
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  Speaker 1: to take responsibility for yours and yours alone. If you
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  Speaker 1: got kids, you got to get to them some kind
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  Speaker 1: of way. Write him a letter, send them the money.
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  Speaker 1: If she won't let you see it, for the money, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: send them money to a mama. Do what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do as a man. Do what God want you
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  Speaker 1: to do, man, because he's not letting us off the
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  Speaker 1: hook for what we're supposed to be just because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing it. And if you do it, you turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around. Just houlding that the fellas today that
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  Speaker 1: saw sorry about that. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 1: and girls. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning show Man,
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  Speaker 1: Greatest Morning Showing Up. Today's show is dedicated to all
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  Speaker 1: the bass fishermen in the world, everybody that bass fish,
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  Speaker 1: bass fish, cropping fish, bucket sitters, brim sunfish, themi lake fisher. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: lake fishers, baby, yeah, I love lake fishers man freshwater
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  Speaker 1: when I don't deep sea another kind of fishing. We're
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  Speaker 1: not doing them yet. We got love for you, but
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  Speaker 1: we're just doing that. Bank fisher people have got boats.
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  Speaker 1: Look for him, hunt them down. Big mouth bass, small
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  Speaker 1: mouth bad Come on, boy, pike walleye. Let's do something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you eat them? You eat your cat hell? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Why know you cut well? I do catch a release
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  Speaker 1: on my retch except on Friday. On Fridays it's sad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So then what you have to fill your pond your
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  Speaker 1: lake up again? No, not sure. They're not making babies
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  Speaker 1: now the all the babies ain't gonna make it because
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  Speaker 1: big fish do eat little fish. Understand that. Now understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey dog over here, But I'm a catfish.
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  Speaker 1: I want to that damn bass or suck you down?
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  Speaker 1: Man that bass? Do you man? That bass? Eat pretty much? Bass?
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  Speaker 1: Eat a small duck on the pond, Yeah, yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: it's if it's a big mouth bath. No, he won't
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  Speaker 1: eat eating. No, no, no, man, a baby duck, a
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  Speaker 1: big a large, big mouth bath. He'll hit the duck.
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  Speaker 1: He'll eat a frog. Ain't nothing listen anything across that water. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got movement, He hungry. He gonna swallow you. He
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  Speaker 1: don't chew, he just swallowed muscles. Do the red you
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  Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna? Yeah? Crickets? Bugs? Man, You see them
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  Speaker 1: water bugs laying on top of the water. All of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden you hear now, would you hear that? Right there?
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  Speaker 1: That's it he gonna Surely that's not the noise. Kids, mind,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a fishing you're drinking? Where are you irritated
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  Speaker 1: by it? Though? It's you don't do this is good?
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  Speaker 1: Ruin every not good. They're just annoying. The angriest comedian ever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need no help. What I don't need no
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  Speaker 1: hill even just celet it be for me joke. You
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  Speaker 1: want to ask sound effects? You dude, Tommy, Tommy, do
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  Speaker 1: you want any sound effects with you? If there are animals,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing sound effects. Okay, okay, whatever you were, you
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  Speaker 1: and you were Junior, work go Judie Hyote, there you
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  Speaker 1: go from Now you work with Julian animals. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a big Julie. You'll be right back with some real
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  Speaker 1: funny right you're listening show? All right, here we go
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  Speaker 1: with something funny, Steve Um personality is more important than
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  Speaker 1: looks to most people. While a lot of us are
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  Speaker 1: overly concerned about how we look, especially when it comes
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  Speaker 1: to finding a mate, it turns out looks really aren't everything.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, a new poll finds that ninety two percent
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  Speaker 1: ninety two percent of people say they prefer a partner
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  Speaker 1: with a good personality to one with a great body. Overall,
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  Speaker 1: eighty one percent of people say they're looking for a
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  Speaker 1: partner with a good personality, while seventy six percent want
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  Speaker 1: one with a sense of humor. There you go, Steve
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  Speaker 1: with a positive attitude and seventy three percent open mindedness
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  Speaker 1: sixty two percent also important characteristic for a mate. So
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, Steve, I gotta ask Junior and Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: You guys chime into what's the most important thing you're
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  Speaker 1: looking for in your significant other? Well, and really how
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  Speaker 1: important our looks. Personality is critical, it's absolutely critical. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to be cute too though, thank you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because of what I'm not going to be doing is
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in here with your glass. Just called you
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  Speaker 1: nice because you got a nice person Yeah I'm not that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got you nice, but you know you you're you're
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  Speaker 1: you're horrid. That used to be the standard. If someone
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  Speaker 1: wasn't cute that you'd ask him are they cute? You say, well,
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  Speaker 1: they have a nice personality. I mean it was ugly,
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  Speaker 1: that's all that meant right away. But now I would
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  Speaker 1: prefer personality over you said a great body. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because my body got flaws. I can accept the flaw
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  Speaker 1: on your body. There ain't no problem. A couple of flaws,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I ain't worried about that. And it
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  Speaker 1: was nice in the face though. Yeah, just roll rolling
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  Speaker 1: over every morning look looking at that. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need something now until death do us part? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: kill me until you die, baby, Yeah, yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do is die every morning you wake up? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean for you out of make
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  Speaker 1: up to resemble the person in makeup. I mean that, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we know men are visual. We got that. Men
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  Speaker 1: are very visual. Women are too, surely, okay, and I
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  Speaker 1: wish that's what That's what I was coming to. And
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  Speaker 1: you guys, all of you guys, well, with the exception
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  Speaker 1: of Tommy, you guys say you're not cute, So where
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  Speaker 1: are we now? No, I'm not We still when them
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  Speaker 1: not cute and I'm just cute? What what? What what? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: You're not You're not gonna make me ugly. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going that way, Tommy. I okay, okay, okay, Tommy, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. List your flaws. Damn my flower.
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  Speaker 1: You might take a minute. Talk a most Tommy. Come on, boy,
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  Speaker 1: my shoulders ain't like nice. You know ham strings? Of
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  Speaker 1: course it's gone to hell. See your shoulders ain't ain't good.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't like my shoulders. Now you got brought you wide?
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  Speaker 1: Now you wide? I ain't got that. I ain't got that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shoulders, okay, I'm shoulders from star with their shape.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, so far it's your shoulders of the star
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  Speaker 1: with their stage shoulders and ship. Come on, listen first
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  Speaker 1: of all, I'm not short, but short can be sexy,
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  Speaker 1: so let's not let's not kill that. Okay, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to be tall to be sexy. Now, I'm not tall,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not short. No, women don't have to be
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  Speaker 1: tall to be sex right. No, I'm not telling about women.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling about people period. There's women, yeah, people, there's
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  Speaker 1: there's short they're short sexy women, and there's good looking
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  Speaker 1: short of men. What I'm talking about? What we were?
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  Speaker 1: We're just at the shoulders. Now, go ahead, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: finish your shoulders. What else wrong? It's another star? Lower
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  Speaker 1: back ain't where it ought to be. Got how on it?
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  Speaker 1: You know? It's just it's just something. You can't see
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  Speaker 1: your lower back because of your other flu shot. It's
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  Speaker 1: another Does he need help, Steve, because okay, here we behind.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a high behind. I don't claim you
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  Speaker 1: can't see your lower back. If time when you put
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  Speaker 1: your belt on, if your belt buckle is lower than
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  Speaker 1: the top of your ass, what do you think that's
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  Speaker 1: from them? Just bad belts, bad built, bad built. It's
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  Speaker 1: what you bad belts. Okay, Tommy, Tommy, Timmy, let me
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  Speaker 1: help you with you with your shortcomings. Your flaws is
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  Speaker 1: your shoulders. You got a high ass, your short and
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  Speaker 1: your profile file. That's all of me. What is your time?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean profile? Yeah, I mean looking at
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  Speaker 1: when he turns to the side. I never noticed. Okay, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: look at me from the side. Okay, yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: do you see anything he talking about? What are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: You don't see a jaw line? I don't chin runs
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  Speaker 1: straight down into his chest. My son said that, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Okay, I don't have a chance. So that's
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  Speaker 1: that makes me hugly though chins, I don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just getting over we should have chins in life. Yeah, seriously, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I family not famous for that. My profile tore up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm must do cheens call got an implant all day?
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  Speaker 1: No do If I get a chin, then I look good.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be encouraging him. He ain't encouraging nothing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say I was going to encourage you. I said,
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  Speaker 1: list your shortcomings. You seem to be struggling. Show the short,
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  Speaker 1: high ass and your profile and your ham strange gonna
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  Speaker 1: what is your and you're jumping ability is what are yours?
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  Speaker 1: Let's get some I got big lips. I got a
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  Speaker 1: full nose, My profile is shot, my stomach cannot seem
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  Speaker 1: to get reduced. Okay, we gotta get out this. This
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  Speaker 1: could take forever coming up because I know that uh,
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. It's coming up with the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Stry Morning Show right now. It's time for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. What you got,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna prank one of my favorite rappers. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: right here, Scarface. Hey, I'm trying to reach a Brad
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  Speaker 1: Jordan aka scar Face might have a long number. Who
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  Speaker 1: is this hell? Who is this hell? My name is Craig.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with our ncr A, that's a No Cussing Rappers Association. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I speak to a Brad Jordan. Got the right number. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: is this Carface? Should I say? Mister Brad Jordan? I
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  Speaker 1: said nc r A No Cussing Rappers Association. And what
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  Speaker 1: we're doing is we're shutting down rappers that do all
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  Speaker 1: this cussing and this profanity on these CDs. You're bad
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  Speaker 1: you Okay, hold up, sir. First of all, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you this. The My understanding is you're releasing your
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  Speaker 1: album coming out that hasn't been you haven't done album
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  Speaker 1: since five years from now, understanding, I just want to
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  Speaker 1: sit out and have a meeting with you and listen
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  Speaker 1: to your CD and make sure it's no crazy lyrics
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  Speaker 1: in it because I am with the No Cussing Rapping Association. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who put you on that? What you mean? Who put
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  Speaker 1: me on this? Sir? So you said meet you at
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. This is what I'm gonna do, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to really, I'm self appointed. Okay,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: So what I don't want to do is I don't
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: want to call jay z A, Jermaine Dupre and get
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: them all in. This is all I want is is
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  Speaker 1: to hear your thing here, your CD before it's dry,
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  Speaker 1: because what I'm not gonna do, I'm not gonna let
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  Speaker 1: it get released if it is not what I want
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  Speaker 1: on a CD. From now ncr A No Cussing Rappers Association.
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  Speaker 1: We are here to stop all cussing on these CDs. Okay,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: all right? What you got a big mount in the clown.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I want to see you do that. You and how
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  Speaker 1: many you and what army gonna do this? I have
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  Speaker 1: quite a few people that are following me with the
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: n c r A. There's quite a few, by the
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  Speaker 1: fact that there's two hundred and fifty strong at this
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  Speaker 1: point of the No Cussing Rappers Association. Sir, you give
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: or take a few, all right, bring them with you.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna need them, sir. Listen, I'm gonna say this
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: to you one time. How can I get your CD
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: in my hand so I can listen to it? Verify
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  Speaker 1: that it is good to go to the shelf or
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: not go to the shelf. The one thing I want
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: to tell you is this here. We don't have a
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: fear of any of you rappers. Let's get that out
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: there now. Now, I know your name is mister scar face,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: but I will put a scar on your face. Hold on,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: let me, let let me make a real quick to
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: you man. Let me put something on your mind till
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: you can feel you know a little bit better about it.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Help to get you some business. Him and you're walking
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: up the wrong tree, home boy. So I'm not gonna
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: play no games with you, but you stay out of momuses. Sir.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I want to hear when you're
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty man bottom, you want to hear
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  Speaker 1: that what you do download it, I'm not what you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: you ain't gotta do. You ain't gotta do them. But
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: but naggd not smart. I'm definitely that way. Man. You
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: can definitely have a problem, sir. So I'm trying not
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: to have a problem with your mind. Want with me,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a problem, and I'm gonna leave it
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: like that. Man, you can take it how you want
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to take it. Fris that I'm not leaving it. Yeah,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: like I'm scared of you, I'm not afraid of you.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I am with Scanner, I'm not. I don't give a
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: who you wouldn't man, just to be with whoever you
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: want to be with you look him, man, I'm with
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: n c all A No Custom Rappers Association. I wouldn't
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you know what your mind is playing tricks on you.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: That's your mind playing tricks on you. Watch your mom
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: home boy, Sir, I'm gonna say this one time to you,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to really keep it formal. Mister scarface.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Hello did he hang up? Hello? Calling back, mister, mister
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: scar face, I'm calling back again. Gonna prank your hard
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: and Tommy's gonna win. Hey, why the hell you hanging
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: up on me? You ain't man? Look him? Man for me? Man,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Man, I ain't no animals here.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Fire me, get me fired. I'm not You're not a
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: minute man. I don't want to hear this. Man, ain't
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: yourself employing? I'm I a'mploying my you show all right?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: All right there, I'm you work for man, But you
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: start my business. Man. I'm with no Cussing Rappers Association,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and I did me. I don't give a damn. Who
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: are you with? Homeboy? Look him? Man? You man? He
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: burned up. It's too early for this. Do you want
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to meet me to square this away? Because I don't
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: have a problem with that. But you're not gonna be
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: cussing on these albums? I mean that. Why you want
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to meet at home boy? So we can get this? Wait?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: How do you want to do it? It? Don't make
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: me know. I told you I got two hundred and
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: fifty follow you can give it there. How many people
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: you had? Man? I don't know. You know even you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: can't even begin to imagine what's trying to go down.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: If you play these games with me, man, I would
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: help people I'm looking him. Man, I'm gonna put the
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: brakes on this right now, man, because you you you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: piss me off. You can call me with this like
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you like man, like you showed enough trying to pull,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: trying to stop my man. Look him, man, instead of
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: being concerned about what you know, what I'm saying and
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing, Man, you might need to step back
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and take a look at the condition of these in
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the first place, and water in that home boy. And
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I ain't what I said. I ain't got to do
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: with it, all right, I said winning lest man, y'all,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: y'all put that on me like it's my fault. I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, and you don't. Huh, what
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: is you talking about? Winning? Linch? What is you talking about?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: That's I read about it? You know you? Oh you're
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: trying to act like you got more knowledge, didn't meet Now.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to act like. I'll tell you what though,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say what I wanted him. Are here
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you with no no rapping, cussing us, no cuss You
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: know who I'm with? Yeah, I know where you're gonna
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: be with you keep who Okay? Can I say something
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: else to you. You can't sell me. I'm fool with you.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Hartman Morning Show.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You just got prank scot face, y'all wrong face where
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you have? Baby. I'm trying to figure out who offer
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: sitting up there. I'm trying to look up with you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: real quick. I'm Lord and Mercy. Hey man, y'all got me,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: got me, I got your face. I'm from the crib.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You my whole boy. I had to go get you. Man,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Come on me like that. Man, Hey man, let me
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: ask you something. Bro. They tell me you got you
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: got an album for the come out? Right man. Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to drop a record, man, but I don't
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm trying to drop the record now. Man,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: y'all got me thinking about the people against custom. You know.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I don't say no bad words like that. Yeah to
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: me like I was. But that was a good one, dog,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: all right, brother? That right there was a good one. Man.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Then the album is coming out, man, Why now you
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: got it? You gotta least get a single to me, man,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: so I can check you out. Yea, I got some
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I got some good stuff too, man, I got your face.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I got you, man, no matter how and no matter
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: how to the No Rappers Customs Association trying to point
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: that blame and at what these rappers is doing. Man,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: it's a lot to have way for the rappers? Did it? Now?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Are you right about that? Now? You know what I mean?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: That's real talk. That's real talk. Let me ask you
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: one more thing, baby, what is the baddest radio show
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: in the land. Yeah, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you already know, and you got me on it too,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: till Steve, I say, what's handling? Man? That's how prapper
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: right there? All right, Thank you guys, coming up at
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment and
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: national news for you right after this. You're listening, So Steve, Now,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: so what does this? Women always beat men at arguments?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: We know this, but they do because they do things
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that men don't do and are incapable of doing. Here's
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: some reason that you'll never win an argument. How about
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the first one you need to understand? And above all else,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: they don't forget what nothing? They don't forget A dog gone?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Now you let it go? She said, I forgive you,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: but she banked all that information. Women have the biggest
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: heart drive in their brains ever created. Ibm ain't got
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: nothing on a woman's hard drive, baby with sports staff. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: you can't erase their hard drive. It's locked in forever.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Remember your nineteen ninety eight that when I got that
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: number your pocket, it was kind of number number that
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: your member here was another You know what we do?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: We delete information? Right? Yeah? Oh you deleted the men
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: get it off our phone, computer everything. They don't. They
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: don't delete. Why that's stupid. It's called evidence, right, baby,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you another thing they got. They got a
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: picture or ever, yes, even if it ain't a photograph,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it's a mental image they got you. You know, women
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: come off and don't say here's another one, and don't
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: say you didn't say something. You're right, you didn't say it,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: but your text And guess what you're dumb ass forgot here?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It is right here, I got it. I saved you.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Here's another reason women always win, because women don't care
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: if you answer or pick up their phone. You don't.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: They don't. You know, they don't. You know why because
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: all you're gonna find it's pictures of shoes recipes, baby,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: pictures and half stocks. You're right with me. No ever
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: did on the damn no, no, ain't look at it
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: three seven six five. Here's the other reason you can't
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: win an argument because they can see who you call
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: it on your phone from a mile away. They can.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I don't give damn what kind of protective screen you
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: got on that? The black one that you can't see
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: from the side, So who is she? Scary? Here's another
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: reason you can't remember. You can't be winning argument. Why
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: because they remember exact dates, exact dates, with the details
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: with your head, what you was eating, Yeah, what car
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you was in, Yeah? Where you was sitting. I can't
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: breathe it out, Jay, breathe it out. Another reason you
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: can't win argument with a woman You're ready without even
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: setting it up. They lie for each other. They don't
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: have none of that caller, where was I yesterday? At
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: my house? Immediately we were watching we have to we're
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: watching the Atlanta Housewise, I gotta call Jay Hunk. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: was with you and I got to say something. And
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: here's the other reason you can't win because they have
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: one put down that no man has ever been able
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: to top. Here is to put down they use stop
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: acting like some little old girl, except they don't use girl.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: She just called me just after that. You're shaking to
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the car. He can't. You can't come back like right now,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you just stuck on that. Yeah, stop acting like some
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: little old girls. But they don't say girls. But they
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: don't say girls. Now you up in here all you
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: hear that? We went again. Now argument you ain't got
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: no more points? What actually you was winning the argument down?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: We know how to shut it down. Wow? Man? Yeah?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Why he was like, because there's no comeback. You got
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: no comeback. But let me tell you something, ladies, Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: you should never say that to your man. I've never
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: because because words cut really deep. And once you cut
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: a man so deep, how do you fix that? And
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I know women who have used that on their man
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: a lot, And I'm telling you it's hard to come
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: back for that, because men I come back for that
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: is well, okay, I'll tell you what I know. Somebody
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: don't think I'm a little girl. Yeah, because what that's
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: that's the ultimate insult for man. You just a little
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: old girl. Man can't come back from. Then when you
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: do that to a man, you damnage When you say
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: tom ouch, ouch. Yeah, that one hurt right there. That's
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: how your woman really feel about you. What's bad is
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: when you see a guy get done in public like oh,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I don't when you see his lady do that to
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: him like that hurt women see that women women don't like. Yeah,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: oh man, We'll come right back with more of the
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, Jay's here. Let's go, ladies
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. I bring you this with the great pleasure
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: A man that murders hits relationships and friendships Jay Anthony Brown, Wow. Wow.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Johnny Gill wrote a song called Solo Woman, Solo Woman,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: great song that was underset when he did a video.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Great song my song. Along with my buddy Ralph Harris
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Hawkins Junior, we wrote someone Stole My Woman, so check
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  Speaker 1: it out. Who stole my woman? Stole my woman? Someone
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: stole my woman? No, no, no, we had a strong connection,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: but sometimes I act a kind of me. I wouldn't
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: show you a function and I forgot to meet the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: haters watching over me because in relation ting yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: baby a w southing bland and now you get me
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: crying right, brother, bad man, you're no longer man. So
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  Speaker 1: many and Sowell woman, I'm gonna sta stay and mother
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  Speaker 1: was believe I'm awaywell, who be taking so full? So
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: many and so whom. I'm gonna have the wire that
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  Speaker 1: mother believe I'm every man say when star, somebody win
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  Speaker 1: Stones Woman, I'm gonna tell Stone woman may win so much.
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  Speaker 1: I want to have to push him without mother believe
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  Speaker 1: I'm a didn't it super flow time? So many so much,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to ware believe I'm heavy man, I'm
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: blinding who whoa whoa sto woman? Somebody win Stone my woman,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you gonna get after you drinking soup for more. I'm
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  Speaker 1: oblige you in both Fie job, I'll be a days
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: by tomorrow night Baby, special game makes me here of
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show right after
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show. Okay, Steve Clo, Chief Love Officer.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: This young lady's name is Cara L. Kara L. She's
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: out of Atlanta and she sent in an email to
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey after Sam. Okay, uh no, she didn't mention
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: her age, but by the questions, perhaps you can tell
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: she said Steve. This is what I would like to
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: ask mister Harvey, because I don't know what's going on
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: with me and my ex boyfriend number one, Steve, Do
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: men have serious conversations with women that they don't really
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: care about or just want to sleep with? That's her
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: first question. You want to deal with that with women?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: With the women or just want to sleep with or
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: just want to sleep with. Yeah, man have serious conversations
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: with women that they don't care about. Yes, yeah, we're
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: gonna sleep with you. We don't, right, And do women
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: they have serious conversation with women that they just want
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to sleep with. Yes, that's the most serious conversation you
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: gonna have my whole hearts. That's a big one. Because
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to sleep with you. There is no limits
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: to that. So, yes, men have conversations with women that
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: they don't care about. You can have a friend and
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you will have serious conversations with women that you just
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: want to sleep with. Yes, very serious. She's young. I
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: love you, but yeah, no, I love you. Yes, yes
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: that's what you girl. He said he loved me. Yes, girl, girl,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: he said he loved me. And you can get it
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: all the whole time in this session. Yes, can get
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: the hall of again. Do you know what we him
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: stand in the session? Don't can't wait for you to
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: get out of him? Yeah, How do men just up
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: and leave after a long serious relationship because men don't
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: do closure, Men do not need closure. It's over women
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: need closure, most men don't. We can just up and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: leave because this is it. So the best way to
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: get over you is with another you. Yeah. Nah, that
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean he ain't somewhere hurting and bleeding on the inside.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: He can be internally bleeding. Oh, he can be crushed,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: he can be jacked up. But if if we're moving on,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: we're moving on. Because to go back and talk to
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: this with you is to bring up an old scab,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and that's called closure. We're nothing to do that. Well.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: She also had a question about closure, so I think
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you answered it. She said, you say, men do not
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: give closure, and she wants to know why don't men
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: get closure? For what? It's old it's the reason men
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: don't give closures, caused it's over man, the high coming,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the whynot. It's gonna take us into a deeper level
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: of conversation. We don't need to have. I don't want
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: you no more. But why See now, now you Finn
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: get your feelings hurt and you could possibly hurt my feelings.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: See so, cause once I tell you what I really
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: think and then you tell me what you really think,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: now both of us sitting there hurt, and I ain't
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to take what you said nothing. Yeah,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: you didn't have to tell me because I was small.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to say that too, right close. Yeah,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I told you one that's good and then you spawned
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: on me and said it's caused you small. Now that
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: right there. See, that's why we're not fitting to do closure.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I gave you cause because the sex ain't good. But
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the sex ain't good because you're too small. God dug
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Hold up all right? And her last question for you, Steve,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, is if a man leaves and keeps
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: coming back, what does that mean? That means gullible and
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: you allow him to return to the scene of the crime.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: We leave because we don't won't you. We just wanted
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: something from you, So if we keep coming back, it's
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: because we just won't what you got. We don't want you,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: We just won't what you've got. And if you gullible
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: enough to let us keep coming back. Then, bam you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: something wrong with you? If you don't think that much
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: of yourself, then why should we answered your question? Why
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Steve question? I know I'm telling the truth. Now you
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: may not like the truth, but it is the truth.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Why that ain't right, Steve Harby? I ain't say it
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: was right. I said it was true. All right. Up next,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: nephew with the prank phone called for today. Right after this,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Morning Show coming up at the
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after, it's
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. My subject today is my baby won't
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: stop cussing. Oh my god. We're gonna get into that. Yeah,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get into that. Right after the nephew gives
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: us today's praying phone call. What you have for us today? Now,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: you're not a good home school teacher? Who are you
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: talking about? You? You? You're not a good home school teacher.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: a Nikki. How you doing? Nikki? I am, I'm mister Daniels.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I'm calling from the E Learning Department. Hey, all right,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: your daughter is Jasmine? Correct sixth grader. Yes, yes, all right,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and you've been, um, you guys have been corresponding back
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: and forth with Miss, her teacher. Yes, all right, So
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: here's my I'm calling. Uh. Miss has brought some things
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to my attention. Uh, Nikki, if you don't mind, who's
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: who's actually helping Jasmine with her schoolwork? That would be
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: every day? What a task? All right? So I hate
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: to be a bearer of bad news, but let me
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: let you know what's going on. No, that's not anything
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: wrong with her computer at all. I've spoken with Miss
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: several times about Jasmine and we've just bawled it down
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: to whoever's helping her with her work is just not
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: doing a good job. You should not be the person
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: that's helping her with her schoolwork. Okay, hold on that
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: what you mean I shouldn't be helping her. That's my child,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I understand. I'm saying, whoever is teaching her is not
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: doing a good job as a teacher, you know, And
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: this could affect Jasmine to the point where from the
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: looks of what I've seen and what's been turned in,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I truly don't see Jasmine going to the seventh grade.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is is there anybody else
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: there that can help Jasmine with her work? No, she
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: got she got me what's wrong for her work? We
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: got to say because I just taught to her, and
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: she could have told me this, what's what? What? What's
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: the subject? What's the problem? Well, it's all, yes, it is, yes,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: it is. What's the problem. What's what's the problem? Give
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: me the assignment because I'm I've been working with her,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: so what's the problem. Everything is coming back. I think
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the last paper I looked at she got a forty
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: five on it. I looked at some math work it
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: was a sixty two. I mean, if you are the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: person that's teaching her over there, you're just not good
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: at that. So you all and you could get miss
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: on the phone too, because I don't. Y'all don't got
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: my baby work. And then she got a problems. She
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: can come tease the child. She can open up the
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: schools and get them back, because there's no opening the
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: schools at this point right now, there's no opening of
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: the schools. So she got a problem. If she got
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: a problem, then she can come teach my child. That's
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: what she's supposed to be doing anyway. Okay, But The
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: problem is right now, you're the person that's at home teaching.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: You're the person that's at home teaching the girl, and
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: it's not helping. So I don't want Jasmine to not
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: make it to the seventh grade. But at this point,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: that's what it's looking like. Well, look, if I got
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to teach it this, she's gonna learn it how I
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: learned it. Okay, we're just math. Doesn't do math. They
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: got these kids doing though. She's gonna learn how five
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: times five twenty five. She's gonna learn her timea okay,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: but we can't learn. Man, you're undoing what we've taught already.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: You can't take them back. Y'all need to teach it
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: to y'all need to teach a better way. I send
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: my child to school for this. Okay, I'm not getting paid.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I gotta cook, I gotta clean on me here with
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: these kids. I'm mean, I'm a mother, throw all these
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: kids and my husband. I don't have time for all
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: of this. So if the teacher, well, let me say this,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: miss Nick. Let me let me say this, Miss Nick.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for a parent not realizing that
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: they're not a good teacher. I don't have time to that. Whoever,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: who are you, whoever you are, eat learning department, whatever
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you need to come eat, learn my child sauce. I'm
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: not doing it right. Then y'all need to come get
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: over here and do this mother work. Man. If you
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: go in to the seventh grade, if I gotta come up,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: does when it when the school open back old church,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: you will see me. We'll go this we got okay,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: we're going on. You are not a good homeschool teacher.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: That's the baby. My child is going through the seventh grade.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Oh chest, no, who's your print? Who is the print? No? No,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: while talking to somebody, my child, what's the seventh grade?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: She gonna get this. She getting this works, and y'all
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna get this work too. I'm not accepting forty
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: five and sixty twos on papers, ma'am, and gonna let
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you your daughter advance to the seventh grade. That's okay,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: you're right. I'll check it over. But John need to
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: go to check and if she no, no, no, no
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: once once again, you checking it over is the problem.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: You're the problem, sir, sir. If she got a problem
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: once you got a mother first, what's you gotta go
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: the first. Let to check the work. What's the difference.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Let the tuse to check the work. I'm not calling
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you no more. And you hold on. What's your name again?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: You're talking to me. My name is mister Dan. Okay,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I'm from the e learning. Okay, I don't give a
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: damn votes for you. I care the first answers me.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: You get off this phone. I'll call so right immediately,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: so she could tell me all this stuff you got
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to tell me. She don't got to hide behind you.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: She could call me directly. So thank you. Listing Davis.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Let me know. Oh it's about to go down. I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't even dare. I don't care no more. Just school.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: If y'all got an issue, when the way I'm teaching,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: take your kids back, come teaching the front yard. I'll
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: open up my dot. You could talk to teach my
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: child from my five You got a problem with it,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: but that's it from right now. I'm all she got.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm what she got. I'm the teacher. She gonna learn
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: it the way I'm teaching her. If y'all got a problem,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: y'all got a problem. But she going to the seventh
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: grade or best believed my baby going to the seventh grade. Okay,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe I just maybe I need to talk to Brian,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: your husband. Maybe I need to talk to Brian. Oh boy,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: what you been talking to me? You been talking to me.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: You don't need to talk to him. You can talk
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to me. I speak for both of us, So now
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: talk to me. Yeah, okay, Well I just I spoke
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: with Brian a couple of days ago, so can't say
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: nothing to me so as Bran. Okay, okay, but but
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you know what what Brian said about this nothing? What
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Brian told me to call you. He told me to
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy from the
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Nikki, you just got pranked by
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: your husband, Brian. These kids been driving me up the
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: wall out understand this up? These kids driving me? Nigga?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: What man? Look, coronavirus gonna have to see me after it?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Is this too much? I decided drinking? Oh lord, co
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: get these kids. Tell me one more thing, baby, it's
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty. Tell me what is the baddest and I
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. It's the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning shown to seven grade my baby five
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: twenty five. Okay, oh this new man. If y'all doing it,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: if I've gotten to her for that, she's a damn teacher.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: She posted to be teaching. Oh, my baby going to
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: seven grade when I come down there, seven grade? All right,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up the Strawberry Letter for today.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: This subject, Steve, is crazy. You're gonna love this letter,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: h The subject is my baby won't stop cussin. Taylor
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: made for you. She needs to be Yeah, she needs
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: some advice. I probably would this baby, your mom wrote
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: in JUNI. All right, we'll get into the letter coming
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour again. The subject
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: is my baby won't stop cussin. Right after this, you're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 52:04
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• 52:08
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• 52:12
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• 52:19
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one right here right now.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Buggle up, hold on tight, We got it for you. Here.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. The subject this letter just
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: makes me laugh. My baby won't stop cussin. Junior says
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: it's about him. We'll see. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am
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  Speaker 1: a twenty seven year old married woman with a two
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: year old son that won't stop cussin recently, whenever he
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: gets frustrated or upset, he starts cussing. If he falls
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: down and hurts himself, he cusses. If you tell him no,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: he cusses. I assumed he was hearing these cuss words
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: from my husband because I don't cuss in front of him,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: so he is not hearing it from me. My husband
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: swore to me that he has not been cussing in
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: front of him either, so I figured the only other
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: person it could be is my mother in law. I
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: asked her, and she said, come on, Steve, you gotta
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: help me with this. She said, here, yeah, I'll cut.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: That's what she said. Yeah, she said that because he's
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: a brat when you're not around. I was shocked. I
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe that she can't find a way to discipline
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: him without using foul language. I want my son to
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: have a relationship with this grandmash, and she's a wonderful woman.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: In a lot of ways, but we don't see eye
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: to eye on this. She says she can't help it
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and we should be teaching him to never repeat what
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: he hears. But he's a two year old and that's
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: what small children do. I told her that she should
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: lead by example, but she said when she is babysitting him,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: she will do things her way. My husband is stuck
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: in the middle, and he has said his mom is
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: sixty and set in her way. So I said let
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: it go, so I should let it go. He says,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: we can teach our son not to cuss when he
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: is a little older and can understand. I have a
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: problem with all of this. Yes, his grandma is an
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: authority figure, but it's my son, so I say we
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: go by my rules. I don't want my baby cussing
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: out his teachers, has a daycare. How should I resolve this?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Please advise? I think you're a little
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: bit too much on this issue. Okay, your baby's only two,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and I do agree with your husband. I think you
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: should wait until he's a little older and he can understand.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I know so many kids, little young babies or children
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: who used to cuss because that's what they see, and
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: children are sponges. We all know that they repeat what
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: they see and that's what they do. And you're right.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: The mother in law, your husband's mom is set in
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: her ways, and she says when he's with him, when
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: when he's with her, then they'll do things her way.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: So that's how she puts the hammer down. She cusses
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: at him, and he probably obeys when she does that.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: He knows what she means when he does that, so
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: when she does that, so I just say, you know,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: loosen up just a little bit. Is going to get better.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: When he gets older, he'll stop or at least understand
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and not do it around you guys. At least you
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: can be hopeful for that. But yeah, the grandmother's not
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: gonna change. You. Continue not to cuss in front of
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: him and let him know every time he does it
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: that it's wrong. He's only two. He's only two. He's
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: going to grow and learn things. Don't worry. It's gonna
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: be all right. He's not gonna be at the daycare
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: cussing out the teachers and all of that. He's not
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: gonna do that. So just relax on this issue just
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: a little bit. He's gonna be fine, okay, Steve, Well, surely, yes.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I disagree with everything you said in this letter. I
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: hope you don't you know him to give good advice,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: But you missed it on this from girl Baby Girl. See, Shirley,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: the reason you missed it on this letter just because
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: you don't cuss. You need a cusso to talk about
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: a letter that's about cussing. See I'm a cusser, Yes
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you are. My father was in the top three greatest
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: cusses of all time, all through the Civil Rights movement, everything.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: My daddy cuss sitting at the counters at Woolworth luncheon cities.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: My daddy was cussing Wold Connors with them German shepherds
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and them fire holsers. My daddy was cussing. My daddy
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: got arrested, he was cussing. My daddy came to church
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: he was cussing. So, Shirley, I'm sorry you missed this latter.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: This twenty seven year old lady got this to you.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Old boy that won't stop cussing. When he gets frustrated
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: or upset, he cussed. I do too, when he falled
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: down and hurt hisself. He cuss every time. I fall
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I could if I tell him no, he cuss. If
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Marjorie tells me no, I couldn't. If my mama told
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: me no, under my brother cut couldn't let her head thought.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: So she assumed that these cuss words was coming from
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: her husband, so she confronted him. He said it wasn't her.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: So she got to think, a the only other person
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: it could be as my mother in law. So I
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: asked her. Did she cuss around the boy? She said, hell, yeah,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I cuss in front of his little lad because here
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: brat when you're not around him. So you got upset
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and thought he should find that she should find another
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: way to discipline without using full letter words. She's a
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: wonderful woman. She's in a lot of ways, but we
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: don't see why not. She says, I can't help it
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: that y'all should be teaching him to never repeat what
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: he is and he's a two year old and that's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: what children do. Well, Shirley said in her response that
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: you've got the light up. He's only two and things
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: like that. Well, Shirley, we come back. I'm gonna tell
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: you why I disagree with your statements. As I said,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: he cussin all right, I knew you would. We'll come
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: back with part two of Steve's response at twenty three
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: after the hour. The subject of the letter is my
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: baby won't stop cussing? Another will Steve Harvey. We'll get
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Drawberry letter. Subject that my
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: baby won't stop cussing. Twenty seven year old lady married,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: got a little two year old boy to Cusso this
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: is my baby right now. Would get upset, cuss when
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: they fall, Cuss when hey don't get his way, cuss
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: if you tell him, no sport, just cussing. And you
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: found out that it wasn't a husband. So you went
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: to the mother in law and said, do you cuss
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: in front of the baby? Her exact quote to this
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: woman who wrote the letter, one, Hell, yeah, I cuss
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: in front of his little lass. That's your favorite line
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: in this whole letter, in this whole letter, in any
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter that we've ever done. Yeah, And uh, you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: know you talk to the mother and said, you can't
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: find another way to discipline him and everything. I don't
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: want my son using five language. And then you know
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: you know that your mother in law is a wonderful
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: woman in a lot of ways, but y'all don't see
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: eye to app and your grandma. Your mother said that
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: you should teach the boy to not to repeat what
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: he's heard. And then you said, but he's a two
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: year old and that's what small children do. Well, let
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you. Small children shouldn't be allowed
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: to custom. Why don't you backhand his little last since
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: he cuts? Yeah, that's what happened to me. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: she wants again. Here we go. He y'all see herry
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: non custom? Yeah, I said back what you know? Why?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: God cuss? Yeah? Oh my god? Backhand the baby cut?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: You not a customer. You don't have cussing babies to
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: knock his little last out exactly what they do to you. Sureley,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: come to talk about he only two years old. You
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: should wait till he older. Let me tell you something. Cussing,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: cussing go deep? Yeah? No, And then lady at the end,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: am I wrong? No, You're not wrong, cause cussing go deep.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I've been cussing since our long faulty really, and I've
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: been an advert cussing eight years. Proud to Slotte Solotte
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: outstanding combinations. I didn't put together some combinations that ain't
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: been heard before, and I've gotten results. If you don't
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: stop this board from cussing, I got news for you.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: He's never gonna stop. He's not. You should nip it
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: in the board right now. Cussing is a habit, and
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: it's a hard habit to break. So, Shirley, I disagree.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: The lady is right. She has every right to be upset.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: And the grandmama talking about when she with him, she
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: got to do it her way. Stop cussing at the baby. Stop.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: But you know why your son ain't gonna say nothing
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: because he knew gonna get his ass cussed out at
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  Speaker 1: ask me some questions. I'm gonna be a two year old.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna answer the question. Cussin and y'all bleep out
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  Speaker 1: to custom. Come on, enough, come on, it's time to
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  Speaker 1: get your bath so you can go to bed. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Bobby, I ain't take a note bath, Bobby,
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  Speaker 1: what's your now? Get it and don't forget. I can
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the pump. All right, all right, come on,
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  Speaker 1: get in bed. But before you get in, say your prayers.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta say your prayers. I don't like nobody.
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• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: gotta start turning this light. Turn the light off. Mommy,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: you know I ain't nothing. It's time for alight. All right,
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  Speaker 1: keep keep this cussing. I'm gonna tell your daddy you
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  Speaker 1: keep it up here. Ain't I find scared of his grandma?
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  Speaker 1: And Dan ain't my real damn Danny over. Bobby, get
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whip your butt. Okay, keep on here. You're
• 1:04:32
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Junior with his truth to be toned.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I hope it's another poem. No, no, surely it's not.
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  Speaker 1: To listen. I did something. I did do this though
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  Speaker 1: last week, you know, last week got to we would
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  Speaker 1: talk about, you know, being ugly. So I went called
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  Speaker 1: my family up and just took a poll. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to know what they really thought. I called my
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  Speaker 1: anesism cup and came back up. Not all right, you possible?
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  Speaker 1: But what really hurt my fittest on how fast sad?
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  Speaker 1: But I just discovered right after they called me ugly,
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  Speaker 1: compliments started coming in, you know, you hard working though
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know, yo very good, you
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  Speaker 1: know you know, I mean it was all this stuff
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  Speaker 1: can come back. So I discovered it truth be told,
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  Speaker 1: Oh when you ugly, people really love you for who
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  Speaker 1: you are. They really love you, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they just can't coming back. They're like, yeah, yeah, you ugly,
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  Speaker 1: But listen, that's not what count. This was on the inside.
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  Speaker 1: Got encourage, you gotta gun. This was remissing me up.
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  Speaker 1: I had never heard this. My great aunt say, yeah, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you're ugly, ugly, but you come from good Stop. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never heard what you come from? Good Stop? Me?
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  Speaker 1: Who told you that your grandma great? Ain't my grandma?
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  Speaker 1: That mean is your grandfather's grandfather got sold for no why?
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  Speaker 1: But when you really don't feel bad for people really
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  Speaker 1: do love they they let one or two friends I
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  Speaker 1: have ain't with me because I look they just like you,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: because they know they know, and I know I look
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  Speaker 1: in the mirror. Every time I look in the mirror,
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  Speaker 1: I know they no doubt, no doubt. You know. I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: thought maybe somebody in the found me king a man.
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  Speaker 1: My mother told me a long time ago, you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be an attractive man, because you just don't have
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  Speaker 1: good look at me and always babe yourself and wear
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  Speaker 1: nice clothes that work and get them girls something else
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: looking at me. Right, you're not going to walk in
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: the room and nobody going. Dude, ain't talking about you
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: know what? I noticed that every time you do hear that,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: it ain't never you know's how quiet Tommy. Tommy don't
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  Speaker 1: like it because Tommy is the one boy in that family.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I just was shocked. So how would you just Okay,
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  Speaker 1: did you ever think about if you were cute? I mean,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you're not. No, I ain't have a
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: power pot. You know what does a dude you just
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, my life being a whole lot different,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: like if if I'm just light skin, I have a
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  Speaker 1: different legal light. We'll be back after this. Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, it is time for comedy roulette, Jay,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Junior come on. Jay quickly said this every week.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: It's the same thing you test our comedy ability. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: put five steps on the wheel with a wheel stop
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  Speaker 1: will let it rip because that's what we do. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Here are the five subjects. Thank you Jay. Number one,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: People who don't like planting. That's me, that's me. Don't
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  Speaker 1: that on my plate? That is not banana? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Number two, stop lying you're smoking something, all right? Number three,
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  Speaker 1: whiskey breath. Four People who geting get on other people's nerves.
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  Speaker 1: That's number four and number five. I thought they were
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  Speaker 1: dead already. I thought it was a just say that.
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  Speaker 1: All right, come on, let's go the wheel, let's do it. Stop?
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  Speaker 1: Did it all? Really? Did it all? H Stop lying
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: you're smoking. I know you're smoking something. We've been at
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: this light for an hour and a half and you
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: ain't moved. Everybody is passing us and we still sitting here,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: and you got that daze look on your face. You something.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me you ain't on that. I know exactly.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: With my family, somebody got on the phone with me
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant. I said, hey,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I know you smoke myself that baby. Three okay, put
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: you put your put the phone to your stuff and
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: let me talk to this day. I know you smoked
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: on I ask you, I ask you who you went
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: to the party with, and you said it was you
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: and scoop it. Dude, you're smoking. You're really smoking on something. Man,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: You leave out somebody's house and you get to the
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  Speaker 1: stad when you head down the steps and you look
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: back and your boy just standing there looking at them steps,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: and you gotta go. Come on, dog, it's just some steps.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Come on dogs, step man, What the hell going on? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: YO know I had a dude do that. Just stop
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  Speaker 1: that the step. I said, boy, your head so high coming,
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  Speaker 1: just step you. You ain't high, but your eyes are
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  Speaker 1: crimson red. Really really, you ain't smoking nothing nothing. Your
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  Speaker 1: eyes are crimson red. You're smoking something. I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you know, they really smoking up when they've been
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: missing for two weeks and they come back like they
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  Speaker 1: just left for a teen minutes ago. Okay, you smoke up.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody looking for you. I know they're smoking because they
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: always show right before the holiday. When you decide you're
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: gonna wash your hair, you go in the bathroom. There's
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: a sink there, There is a bathhood here. Why are
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you in the tarlet you smoking? Ain't come up sick
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: ground with your boys talking. He waited everybody get through it.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: He says, you know what, I think I'm going and
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  Speaker 1: buy that new But guy, yeah, I got it. He's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: smoked himself. You tell me you ain't smoking them. But
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of little, dark, little whole, little burned
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: holes on everything. You have everything. You take one shirt out,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: it's got burnt holes on it. You pull another shirt out,
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  Speaker 1: it's got burnt holes on your cock seat, burnt holes
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  Speaker 1: everywhere everywhere. But you ain't smoking. Coming out more of
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  Speaker 1: Junior four more years? It is, no, sir, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: of the week. Actually it's Friday. Yeah, these weeks are
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: flying by. We started this thing. What mid March? March? Yeah, no,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: I mid beginning. Yeah to me, no vacations this summer,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: we didn't have none of that. Yeah, March nineteenth was
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: my last day of taping TV and we just started back.
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  Speaker 1: So wow, that was tough, man. It's right though. The
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  Speaker 1: whole summer is gone. Yeah, spring and summer. Man, I
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: normally take my wife and kids somewhere. That was out.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: That didn't happen everybody. Yeah, yeah, my birthday this summer.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing do you normally be on? What with him? The Mediterranean?
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  Speaker 1: But have ye now the ocean don't ever get in it.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: But how about this though, Steve, you don't even hear
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: about Italy having a hard time with the coronavirus anymore.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Like oh no, no, no, no, no, why we have
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of friends in Italy. They've they've completely recovered
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: just about they steven have cases, but they're back to normal.
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  Speaker 1: It is open, pre is open, Milan is open. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The shipping clothes back out again, everything because they shut
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the country down, their social distance, they wore their masks,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: they washed their hands, and it wasn't an option, right
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't. That's our problem. That's our problem. You
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: allow every governor to make different decisions across the country. Well, well, now,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: hold on, aunt Tommy. Uh, but he didn't just he
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: didn't let governors make their own decision. He strongly suggested
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: to the Red Dates that they reopened. He never wore
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: a mask, which, as a leader, set the example. So
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: guess what they were talking about. That's my civil rights
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: not to wear a mask, you idiot. And so they
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: turned and then they said that democrats and the left
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to open back up because they want the
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: economy stay down for political purposes. No, man, it was
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: for health reasons. Man. But the reason you wanted it
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: open was because of political reasons, so you could get
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: the economy stimulated again, because that's what you were running
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: on was a strong economy, but the strong economy is
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: at the expense of lives. We are over one hundred
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: and sixty thousand people gone in this country, and this
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: is America, So just wrap your mind around this number,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: y'all right? And because we don't we mask, Steve, that's
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: why the children aren't in school. This is why our
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: kids earn in school because people would not politicize this
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: whole mask thing. And we let these children down in
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  Speaker 1: the spring of summer and they can't go back to
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: school because of that. But President Trump he's insisting that
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: school's open. If you don't open, he won't fund you.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason he's doing that because he has no
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: children that have to be exposed to corona. Did you
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: get some schools that have really open, Steve and these
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: people already and they in red states many y'all listening, Yes,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: we are. They in red states because them ignorant ass
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: governors is trying to be his all up in his behind,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: trying to make sure that he sees them doing his wishes. Indeed,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: this thing doesn't care about how much money you make.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: It don't care about your position in life. It don't
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: care about your race, creed, or your sexual preference. This
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  Speaker 1: is a problem that's facing all of us, and our
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: leadership has failed us miserably. And no, it's not our
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: governor's fault. It's our governor's fault for being led down
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: this dark path by this Republican president who pressed on
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: all of his Republican constituents to follow his lead. And
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: that was wrong of him to make those governors think
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: that they had to do that, because if you don't
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: do what Trump says, then he come after you. And
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: what he did to a lot of these governors was
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: flat out wrong. He forced the opening, he wanted schools
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: to go back in. It was all too soon, and
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: it was all for political reasons. And now this man
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: has the audacity to talk about Joe Biden and talk
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: about he is against God. Are you kidding me? Man?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about? That's he's
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: gonna hurt the country. He's gonna hurt God. Man. This
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: man right here, y'all, this man is so unpresidential. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, Steve Harvey Morning Show listeners, you have to
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  Speaker 1: get to the polls. You are the deciding factor period.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm listening to all these ball players talk about voting. Man.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I'm so inspired by these young people, man, because they're serious. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Is he behind in the polls, yes, but let me
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: remind you all four years ago he was behind in
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: the polls too. He wasn't winning nowhere, and he wound
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: up the president. Don't get loved to sleep by these poles.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Damn these poles. Poles don't vote. And you've got to
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  Speaker 1: understand that this is a part of voter suppression. What
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: they oftentimes like to do is make you think that
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: the old opponent is so far ahead that you say, well,
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  Speaker 1: he got it and you stay home. Ain't how this
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  Speaker 1: is working this time, man, we have to vote. He's
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  Speaker 1: not the right person for this job. And if you
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: think he is, man, it's because you got on blind
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: this man, you're not looking at this thing the right way.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: It's okay to be conservative. I don't have a problem
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: with that, but him, though, he's the guy you want
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