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Happy Thanksgiving, Phrases 2 Avoid, Thanksgiving Guests, 2 Christmas Trees and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 2: Don't given them a bu buss.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, listening to to.
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  Speaker 3: I don't Joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, you don't love you? Turn I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the mouth. Turn.
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  Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth. Turn A wad
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  Speaker 3: of the money up.
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  Speaker 5: Wouldn't make me.
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  Speaker 1: Come come out? You think?
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  Speaker 6: Uh huh, I sure will. Now, Good morning everybody. You
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  Speaker 6: are listening to the voice, come on now dig me
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  Speaker 6: one and only. Steve Harvey Man old man, got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. I said yesterday, I was trying to do
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  Speaker 6: something with it. Like I said, you know that the
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  Speaker 6: trying part is over. I'm actually doing something with it now.
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  Speaker 6: I told you that the only way to find your
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  Speaker 6: real purpose, your real mission in life, you're real what for?
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  Speaker 6: The thing that you got to go get it get
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  Speaker 6: after is you got to connect with God. You have
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  Speaker 6: to connect with him because as your creator, no one
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  Speaker 6: knows better what you were made for than your maker.
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  Speaker 6: I mean that just I mean, man, and you just
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  Speaker 6: make a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 6: you know, people kill me with with the lack of belief.
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  Speaker 6: I'm listening to me. I don't really into explaining all
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  Speaker 6: that a way. If that's how you feel, then gone
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  Speaker 6: and get to feel and how you feeling with it.
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  Speaker 6: But let me explain something to you. I just don't
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  Speaker 6: see how. What is this conscious that eats away at
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  Speaker 6: you from time to time? Where does the moral barometer
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  Speaker 6: come from that exists in your life? What makes you
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  Speaker 6: know the difference between right and wrong with Where did
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  Speaker 6: your conscience come from? What is your need to cry
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  Speaker 6: out from? What does the word Lord help me come from?
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  Speaker 6: Why when you get in a in a dog place
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  Speaker 6: and you whisper Jesus, where that come from?
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  Speaker 7: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? You know?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 6: What are these promises come from that we make, these
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  Speaker 6: deals we cut, that we make with a higher power.
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  Speaker 1: Why why when you're at your lowest moment? Man?
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  Speaker 6: You you you, you, you turned somewhere. Okay, enough of that,
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  Speaker 6: I've I've explained my side of it. And as a
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  Speaker 6: matter of fact, God is really almost unexplainable to me.
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  Speaker 6: I want, I want, I want to share something with
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  Speaker 6: you about well, when you strike out to find your mission,
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  Speaker 6: or how about when you strike out on your mission
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  Speaker 6: once you discover what your purpose is? Or let's simplify,
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  Speaker 6: what happens when you set a goal and you're ready
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  Speaker 6: to strike out on that goal. What happens when you
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  Speaker 6: set an ambition in front of you or put something
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  Speaker 6: in your sights that you want to attain that you
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  Speaker 6: want to become successful at. What's the mind set that
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  Speaker 6: you have to develop? There are three things you must
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  Speaker 6: first ask, You must then believe, and you must then receive.
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  Speaker 6: Now the received part, all these parts, iss got a
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  Speaker 6: thing to it. You gotta ask. You just gotta ask
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  Speaker 6: for it. You know you've heard the scripture before? You
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  Speaker 6: have not because you ask not Why don't you ask?
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  Speaker 6: But then after you ask, here's the kick. You got
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  Speaker 6: to believe that it can happen for you. Stop looking
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  Speaker 6: at the success of other people and not thinking that
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  Speaker 6: that same success can happen for you.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm not saying that specific way.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying that a success can happen for you,
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  Speaker 6: just like it can happen for somebody else. Why do
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  Speaker 6: you think it keeps happening to other people over and
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  Speaker 6: over because they ask and they believe.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the cold part. Receive it? Oh what you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Receive it? I ask for it?
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  Speaker 6: I believe in it, why would I not want to
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  Speaker 6: receive it? Act like it, Act like it's already there.
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  Speaker 6: Behaviors though you have it in your hands, Smile about it,
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  Speaker 6: Realize that, man, it's just days away, and how many
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  Speaker 6: other days that is?
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  Speaker 1: If it's days away, it's just days away. We don't
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  Speaker 1: know if.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna happen tomorrow, next week, in thirty days. We
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  Speaker 6: don't know if it's gonna take a few years. But
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  Speaker 6: you got to receive it though. You gotta ask. You
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  Speaker 6: got to believe, and you got to receive it. You
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  Speaker 6: gotta act as though as that. Now as another part
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  Speaker 6: now to this about work, don't please faith through our
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  Speaker 6: works is dead. Don't think you're gonna just ask for
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  Speaker 6: some believing and then go sit down, start watching TV.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, now, let's get real. Let's not leave out
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  Speaker 6: the other duel. You got to work. But now hear
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  Speaker 6: what I want you to know about when you strike
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  Speaker 6: out on that mission, that the journey that you strike
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  Speaker 6: out on to accomplish a goal or to set out
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  Speaker 6: on the mission. The journey, if you could understand this
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  Speaker 6: or to help you so much, the journey is a process.
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  Speaker 6: It's not an arrival date. It's a process. All you're
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  Speaker 6: looking to do, folks, is start the process. Get it started.
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  Speaker 6: Don't worry about the arrival date. Act like it's there.
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  Speaker 6: The arrival date is coming. But here is the beauty
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  Speaker 6: of the journey being a process. But all along the
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  Speaker 6: way of your journey you will find success. The whole
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  Speaker 6: time you're on the journey, the whole time you're in
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  Speaker 6: the process of finding your mission, fulfilling your mission, uncovering
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  Speaker 6: your dreams, reaching your goals. The beauty of it is
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  Speaker 6: all along the way you're going to find success on
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  Speaker 6: so many levels.
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  Speaker 1: And people fail to look at that part. They keep
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  Speaker 1: thinking of them else. Man, I ain't there yet, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't you know.
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  Speaker 6: It's like when you take a little kid on a
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  Speaker 6: long car trip and there in the back seat.
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  Speaker 1: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Boy?
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  Speaker 6: If you just look out the window, see where we
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  Speaker 6: then being? Look out the window, Look at the mountains,
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  Speaker 6: Look at these trees, look at the views we got. No,
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  Speaker 6: we ain't there yet, But Lord have mercy, look at
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  Speaker 6: what he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses,
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  Speaker 6: have yourself a cup of coffee, Chill every now and then,
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  Speaker 6: and see what he's doing for you, because the journey
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  Speaker 6: is a process. But man, know that in the process
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  Speaker 6: of arriving at your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission.
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  Speaker 6: Understand this, that the journey is a process. But all
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  Speaker 6: along the way you'll find success. There are things that
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  Speaker 6: are going to happen to you along the way, Man,
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  Speaker 6: that will be so.
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  Speaker 1: Gratifying and fulfilling.
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  Speaker 6: Where the journey is joyful, there is joy in the journey.
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  Speaker 6: You don't have to be there to appreciate the ride.
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  Speaker 6: Appreciate the journey and the process.
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  Speaker 1: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival data.
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  Speaker 1: Your dreams ain't come true yet.
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  Speaker 6: Look up, Look up. You might discover, man, that you're
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  Speaker 6: living better. You might discover that you don't have a
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  Speaker 6: million yet, but you'd have made a quarter of a million.
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  Speaker 6: What you tripping for because you ain't got the million yet.
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  Speaker 6: Remember when you didn't have nothing. Be grateful for the
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  Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars mark, the one hundred
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  Speaker 6: thousand dollars mark, the three hundred and twenty two thousand
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  Speaker 6: dollar mark. Don't you understand, man, you may not be
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  Speaker 6: where you wanna be, But man, can't you thank God
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  Speaker 6: that you ain't where it was?
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  Speaker 1: How about that one?
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  Speaker 9: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: All right, you're listening hard morning.
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  Speaker 6: Show ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, circus performers, athletes, talk
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  Speaker 6: choir members and stripples. Yeah yeah, former drug dealers.
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  Speaker 1: May I have your undivided attention.
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  Speaker 6: This is Steve Harvey Morty shows A different call.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was aught to call. That was just a call.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that Waserry. Hey, good morning Steve. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Colin Farrell, Good morning Steve. What's up? Crew?
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  Speaker 6: Uh? The most promising young up and coming comedian that I.
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  Speaker 1: Know, Junior morning, Uncle, my mentor man, how you feelish Leaden,
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  Speaker 1: Jim mckin, pranks, Nephew.
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  Speaker 10: Turn saw your side Top of the Morning, Baby Thursday
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  Speaker 10: idea like Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I just did it.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't, I wasn't nothing with it, ain't no that,
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  Speaker 6: ain't open it to no song and nothing, you know,
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  Speaker 6: just sang it to my damn self for god, I
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  Speaker 6: was on the video really really just I just started
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  Speaker 6: singing anywhere they fool You're on the radio, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're having fun at your jumps. Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, remember the other day, a couple.
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  Speaker 9: Of days ago, we got really deep one morning when
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  Speaker 9: we opened the show and talked about our regrets and stuff.
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  Speaker 10: Again.
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  Speaker 9: Well, we're not doing that again, you can't. We're not
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  Speaker 9: doing that again, Steve. I just wanted to. I just
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  Speaker 9: thought about something that I didn't regret in my life,
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  Speaker 9: you know, because you have you do have regrets. But
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  Speaker 9: one thing I do not regret, and that's well, should
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  Speaker 9: I say it? I was just singing it to myself anyway.
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  Speaker 9: One thing I don't regret is cutting off my six finger,
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  Speaker 9: because you know, I had an extra finger on each hand.
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  Speaker 1: I got them cut off. I was kissing because that
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  Speaker 1: extra fag on the back. I don't, yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't regret doing that. I just wanted to.
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  Speaker 6: I tell you right now, if you shake my hand,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna snatch back.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what was happening when I was little. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants to put my hands.
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  Speaker 6: I shake your hand now, I'm gonna try to feel
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  Speaker 6: around because I probably an over there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you used to start at.
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  Speaker 6: I don't, yeah, it's got to be at least a
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  Speaker 6: little shiny spot me.
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  Speaker 1: I told you, just yeah, that's my that's my. Did
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  Speaker 1: they charge your extra when you got your.
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  Speaker 11: Nail than now.
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  Speaker 12: Nail?
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  Speaker 1: It was just about that.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just most people only got phetoes because the baby
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  Speaker 6: toad on't count.
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  Speaker 1: It's just tucked off in there. Yeah, but if you
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  Speaker 1: lose it, you will fall.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, get my toe, yeah, Carlo hoos right now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: don't do it.
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  Speaker 9: I forgot Carlin Brokers all right, coming up to thirty two.
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  Speaker 6: I got a partner that ain't got a big toe
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  Speaker 6: and he wears samd.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and got to stay leading forward. Slip, that's just
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  Speaker 1: a fly. All right, we gotta go.
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  Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two, after the hour, we will
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  Speaker 9: hear from the nephew yet again as he runs that
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  Speaker 9: prank back.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it's time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and run that prank back. What you got for
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  Speaker 1: his nef? No blacks for you? Let's go get though
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  Speaker 1: in bed.
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  Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach Nicole, please, this is she?
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  Speaker 8: How you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Listen? I'm giving you a call you. You happen to
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  Speaker 5: be uh in a relationship with a with a black man?
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  Speaker 8: Am?
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  Speaker 5: I am? I right?
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  Speaker 12: I'm sorry? Who is this?
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 8: My name is Brian, uh well, I don't want to
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  Speaker 8: give my full name, but it's Jiadiah Jiadiah Malcolm.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, and and I'm sorry, why are you calling?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Now you you you are a Caucasian woman? Correct?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 11: Why I'm still trying to get to why are you
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  Speaker 11: calling U?
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  Speaker 8: What's going on is uh, I'm with an organization and
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  Speaker 8: we're calling people who are in interracial relationships, and from
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  Speaker 8: my understanding, you are in an interracial relationship.
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  Speaker 5: Correct, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 8: I'm with n b f U and that's uh. N
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  Speaker 8: b f U is no blacks for you. And what
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  Speaker 8: we're doing is we're trying to get uh racist to
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  Speaker 8: go back to dating each other, you know, which means
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  Speaker 8: Caucasians going back.
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  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. At first, I don't know who
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  Speaker 11: do you think you are calling my house? But that's
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  Speaker 11: just not going to happen. And I don't know where
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  Speaker 11: this organization is based out of. I mean, you must
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  Speaker 11: be some country bumpkin or something, and you have just
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  Speaker 11: really called the wrong house.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well when.
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  Speaker 8: NBF you man, it's been around since the early nineteen forties.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I can imagine. I can imagine that. And I'm
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  Speaker 11: sure at some points you guys have to shut down
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  Speaker 11: because this is just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 12: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 11: Obama's mother was white. Are you gonna go knock on
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  Speaker 11: his door too?
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  Speaker 12: What the hell?
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  Speaker 5: You don't have time to knock on Obama's door. He's business.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to do is get the rest of.
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  Speaker 8: The came.
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  Speaker 5: Hey black, And that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 11: Trying to tell us we can't be together because you're
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  Speaker 11: black and I'm white.
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  Speaker 13: He's calling, yo, what's up?
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  Speaker 12: What is.
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 12: Who?
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  Speaker 5: Who? Who is this?
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  Speaker 13: This is that I'm a man who lives.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, this is g J. Jodiah Malcolm. And what I'm doing, man,
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  Speaker 8: is we we You know, I'm with an organization called
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  Speaker 8: n b f U and n b f U man,
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  Speaker 8: there's no blacks for you. Which what we're trying to
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  Speaker 8: do is we're trying to get all races to go
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  Speaker 8: back to each other.
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  Speaker 13: What you're talking about you getting? Man? You are what what?
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  Speaker 13: What kind of organization has that.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all are tripping. Okay, brother, let me have youthing. You
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  Speaker 5: don't feel empty without the sister on your side. You
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  Speaker 5: don't feel empty without loving black woman on your side.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm asking you, brother.
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  Speaker 13: I got I got plenty of black women on my side,
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  Speaker 13: but that don't mean that I had to be in
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  Speaker 13: a relationship with a black woman. I'm in a relationship
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  Speaker 13: with a woman I love. So that's what it's about.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 13: I don't feel empty. That's the first problem with your organization,
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  Speaker 13: right that the premise is wrong.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, But brother, what we're trying to do, man,
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  Speaker 8: we don't want to lose our race. We don't want
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  Speaker 8: the blacks to lose the strength that we have. And
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  Speaker 8: if blacks continue to date and mate with blacks, then
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  Speaker 8: we would be as powerful and stronger than any other
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  Speaker 8: race in the world.
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  Speaker 13: What do you get this number from?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 13: How do you get this other in the first thing?
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  Speaker 5: Dude? I mean, I ain't got time for all this.
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  Speaker 13: Man, it's some no offense brow you Why.
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  Speaker 5: Are you calling us hey man? Because on y'all interracial couple.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, but what this is happening that ain't none of
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  Speaker 13: your business.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, but it is my businesses I'm with. If I'm
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  Speaker 5: with NBLU, know that who you with, you are a
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  Speaker 5: black person that are integrated within another race. And what
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  Speaker 5: we're trying to do, man, is get you to understand
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  Speaker 5: to come back to your race and be comfortable and
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  Speaker 5: happy in your right.
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  Speaker 13: Oh you really now come back to my race.
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  Speaker 5: I ain never left my raised dog.
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  Speaker 13: You a trip him, y'o and be you you y'all,
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  Speaker 13: get off a phone. Man, don't call here no more?
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  Speaker 8: With that?
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  Speaker 5: Do you think that you are happier with a Caucasian
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  Speaker 5: woman than you would be with a black woman.
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  Speaker 13: Man, I didn't even know. I don't want to entertain this.
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  Speaker 13: Don't call here no more. Don't call there no more.
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  Speaker 8: Let me ask you, brother, be a man and answer
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  Speaker 8: the question of do you know what.
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  Speaker 13: You about to get your dog?
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  Speaker 5: You know? You really you really gonna get? Will be
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  Speaker 5: a man? You know what?
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  Speaker 13: If you bring it over here, you'll find out how
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  Speaker 13: much of a blown man I am.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, man, don't catch your doing what man while I'm
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  Speaker 5: in the middle of asking you these questions, because I
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  Speaker 5: ain't got no problem coming over there. I got your
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  Speaker 5: phone number, I got your address to bring.
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  Speaker 13: It on over and see what you're trying.
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  Speaker 5: I'm asking you about these relationships. Man, are you more
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  Speaker 5: comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman than you
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  Speaker 5: are with a black woman?
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  Speaker 13: God, I told you, man, it ain't even about that,
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  Speaker 13: and we ain't even going into that. So look, just please, brother,
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  Speaker 13: can you stop calling him? Don't call my mother.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 5: We'll call all inter racial people around the country. That's
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  Speaker 5: what NBFU dog. We call all of y'all and we
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  Speaker 5: try to talk some sensing to you and see if
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  Speaker 5: you can change the world and go back to the
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  Speaker 5: racist from which is you came.
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  Speaker 13: You're tripping, Yeah, you're a really tripping man.
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  Speaker 5: You know what.
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  Speaker 13: Obviously he's just a mental institution you calling from because
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  Speaker 13: there's something wrong with you. So look, don't call in
• 18:59
  Speaker 13: no one, and we ain't got no more problems out.
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: I say this, I'll say this to you. I'm going
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: to your your girl's job and I'm talking to her
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: face to face tomorrow about this whole situation.
• 19:10
  Speaker 13: You know what, And you're gonna get.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Your No, I ain't getting my foot. I'm going tomorrow
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: and I'm talking matter of fact, I ain't even called
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: to talk to you. You put im back on the phone.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Hen with you.
• 19:20
  Speaker 13: Put up back on the phone, show us at her job,
• 19:22
  Speaker 13: demands he would have.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I'm showing up at her job. Put her back on.
• 19:25
  Speaker 13: The phone, show up at her job, demse he would happen.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: You gonna change, man, You change.
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: I don't know me from the beginning. How you gonna
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: tell them down and change?
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: You don't know me? Look at I know how you
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: brothers get me.
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: I'm as black as I ever was. You can't mess
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: with my blackness because of who I'm dating. You show
• 19:41
  Speaker 13: up at her job tomorrow, You're gonna get your.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: You ain't gonna sit in print me man, I am
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: with him.
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: You're doing if you you don't work him? I up
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: and now I'm worked out here.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: You're done.
• 19:49
  Speaker 11: You're done, So you can stop calling the house.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to your job tomorrow. Do you want
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: them say I'm coming to glean?
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: Do?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 19:58
  Speaker 12: You are you leave?
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Matter of fact, you can have your man at your
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: job at lunchtime. Not only am I gonna talk to
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: you at lunchtime, I'm gonna whomp wow.
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: Not gonna be any talking.
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: You show up, There's not gonna be any talking.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: And you have a discussion to uphold and okay, you know.
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: What that's it's saying, are you on what the fool
• 20:20
  Speaker 12: makes you a fool? So this conversation is over.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Can I say one more thing to you? What this is? Nephew,
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You just got
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: prank by your girlfriend? Oh my goodness. Wow, gotta ask
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: y'all before I leave. And I need to hear this
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: from both of y'all. What is the baddest radio show
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: in the land?
• 20:48
  Speaker 13: Show?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you? Coming up next, ask the CLO.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: It's time to start the show off with the CLO.
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey is our chief love Officer. This one is
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: from Melanie in Canada. Melanie writes, I'm thirty seven years
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: old and I'm dating a forty year old man that
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: I met online. We've been together for a few months
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: and we're both over the dating bs and ready to
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: get married. Because of that, he's brutally honest to the
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: point where it's offensive to me. For example, on our
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: first date, he said my breath was stinky, he said
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: my cooking needs work, and he's.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Told me, I'm a terrible driver.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: I know he's got to truly like me, because if
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: he didn't, he would tell me, is this an acceptable
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: way to get to know someone?
• 21:42
  Speaker 12: Or not.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: At all?
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: I don't know where you got all this love from
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: your breath? Stink, you can't cook in your ass. He
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: don't like your drive. Wow, that's to begin any and
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: as you get married that Liz go bro.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just here to.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Tell So if I were you this old we in love,
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: I would you know we're over the dating game.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: It's only been how long, Cheerley?
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: A few months? Yeah, just a few.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Lady, you don't even know this man. A few months?
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: It is not in those time. Now, he's brutally honest.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: What's what's behind that brutal honesty? What else is brutal?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I don't like Yeah, I don't like that, you know?
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: So if I were you, I would spend a little
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: bit more time getting to notice man, because if he
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: this quick to be this harsh with you, wait till.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Something's wrongs mean? It don't sound like she have it?
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was their first date. He only said it
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: one time, according to her Tierra in Culver City, California, says,
• 22:50
  Speaker 9: I'm in my mid thirties and I've been with a
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: great guy for a few months. I'm into polyamory, and
• 22:56
  Speaker 9: my best friend and I are lovers too, But my
• 22:59
  Speaker 9: man does know it yet. She got me into the
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: lifestyle and now I basically recruit guys for her pleasure
• 23:05
  Speaker 9: and mind. For the first time in a long time,
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: I have a guy that I really like. Should I
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: introduce him to my lifestyle and have sex with him
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: and my best friend? Or should I keep this one
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: all to myself?
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: What?
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: I can't advise you this foolishness. I've never seen this
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: workout for anybody.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Now it may, but I haven't seen it work out
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: for anybody. Somebody gonna want what they want and they
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna want the other person to know it or
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: have it. That's always the case. Yes, Look, why you
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: just go on and do your thing. You ain't finna
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: have nobody all to your damn self because you ain't
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: all You don't see. If you want to be somebody somebody,
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: then somebody gotta be your somebody. But everybody can't be
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: everybody's everybody. What about you wanna be somebody somebody? Somebody
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: gonna want to be your somebody. But everybody can't be
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: everybody's everybody because that wasn't hit up going on right.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Here, they're just doing everybody.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: You know, you can't belong to everybody in just them
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: because somebody ain't gonna go along with the rules.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I thought we was doing everybody.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Now if your girlfriend to introduce you to it, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: you would hub but you want him, but you don't
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: want him to be with her. Oh that ain't had
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: his work because probably gonna want to crackle.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, probably gonna yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know what all poly Emma who whatever, will
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: probably gonna want to crack.
• 24:41
  Speaker 14: I have to watch everybody everything, Marie.
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: All right, here we go. We're moving on. Celestia and Austin. Austin,
• 24:53
  Speaker 9: Texas says. I'm thirty one years old dating a thirty
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: nine year old guy that can't get his mother out
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: of his love life. Whenever he invites me to a
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: family function, his mother invites his ex girlfriend. His ex
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: still hangs with his mother like they're best friends. His
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: mom even had a fortieth birthday dinner for this girl
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: at her house and blamed me when my ex didn't
• 25:14
  Speaker 9: come to the party. My man said that his mom
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: is deliberately doing things to irritate me.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: So why does he allow this? Good question? Well, I mean,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: what can he disallow.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: He can't make his mama stop talking to his ex
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: girlfriend because his mama messy. Very He can't tell his
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: mama you can't have this girl over your house no more.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: And he can tell his mama, mom, don't throw her
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: no party. But a mama don't like the new girlfriend.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: She want an old girlfriend to wind and old girlfriend
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: is fine, rubbing it in your face. If he ain't
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: gonna make it convenient for you, why you making it
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: convenient for him?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Exactly? He getting what he want.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: He got you and his mama cool, but you ain't
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: got nothing you want.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: You won't even have all of him.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: She mad at you because you didn't let him call
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: her birthday part.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: He's not a great guy if he doesn't stop this foolishness.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: Isabelle and Clearwater, Florida, writes, My husband had an affair
• 26:19
  Speaker 9: a year ago that resulted in a child that I
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: have to raise. The child's mother was sent to jail
• 26:24
  Speaker 9: for selling marijuana, and she came to me apologized for
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: the affair and asked me to take her baby. I
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: don't have any kids, and this child looks so much
• 26:34
  Speaker 9: like my husband that it makes me ill. He's doing
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: everything he can to work things out with me, but
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: I'm ready to leave.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: She's ready to leave. This is.
• 26:47
  Speaker 9: And she says she wants to take the baby with
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: her Steve, but he says she can't take the baby
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: with her, and she doesn't want to stay.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: So what does she do now? Well, you have no
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: rights to the baby.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: I don't thing unless the mother signed the rights over
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: to you. She asked you. But that's the father. So
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: the father and the mother have the rights. Who is
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: this woman? He was sleeping with their smoking weed and
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: selling it and her ass is going to jail and
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: now you but but the baby make you look sick?
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Make you sick because he looked just like her. But
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: now you want to leave him, but you want to
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: keep the baby. Say you want to take the thing?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: To make you sick every time you.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Look at it? With you? What's wrong with you? It
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: makes no sense?
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: Damn Give that man the baby and go start your
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: life over.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, thank you clo, you're listening Morning show?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: Thanksgiving Wow, did it come fast this year?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: It's here.
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we're all gathering around the Thanksgiving table dinner conversations.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It can be a little tense, you know.
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: So we just want you guys to prepare with some
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: phrases that you should have void at holiday dinners so
• 28:01
  Speaker 9: we can just, you know, all have a good time
• 28:03
  Speaker 9: with our family and friends. Okay, like for instance, yeah, okay,
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: for instance, Steve, when you start a sentence with you
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: should have you should have? You know, the words should
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: you know can make a person feel judged or disappointed.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: You see where I'm going with that. You should have
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: let somebody else fix Yeah, yeah, that's hurtful. You should
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: have you should have left the marshmallows at that's like that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm with you on that. My feelings
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: are not hurt.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Or how about this, I know it's pot look, but
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: you should have just came.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Without the po There ain't no luck in your Yeah,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, Steve, you got it, or.
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: You know, avoid saying that, Yeah, avoid saying this, you know,
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: because this is definitely this could start.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: One right here. Can you believe what your president just did? Yeah? Yeah?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It can lead to an argument and a fight.
• 29:12
  Speaker 14: You know, politics, everybody in agreement on my family. My family,
• 29:16
  Speaker 14: all good with that. That's gonna get the party popping
• 29:18
  Speaker 14: right there.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you're not gonna avoid saying it.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, you can talk politics in my house.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Everybody at my house in the same political mindset.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: You don't have you you are a Republican at the table.
• 29:35
  Speaker 15: You need to keep it to you you. Okay, let's
• 29:41
  Speaker 15: get back to the house. Let's get back to the
• 29:44
  Speaker 15: food for a minute. How about this one.
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: You know, the best turkey I ever had was say
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: it again, the best turkey I ever had.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Was was my mama that. Yeah, yes, that'll set it off, Steve.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: If you say something like that's true though, you don't
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: have to always tell the truth.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: Though, No, no, no, no, see Charley, she once again?
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: Uh huh, Well all need to make up your man?
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: Did you all want us to be true?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You want? These last year were good, we're laying on Thanksgiving.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Tell the truth.
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: It's a good time to ask that question. Yeah, you know,
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: like if you start a sentence with when are you going.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: To learn how to cook?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. When you're gonna finally let him go Okay,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: that's the.
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: One, right, because you don't want to make anyone feel
• 30:51
  Speaker 9: defensive or put anyone on the spot or anything like that.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Is when is you gonna stop using drugs? Wow? Really
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: a little bit question? Yeah, just tell me that's what's
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: gonna come out. I don't know why we.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: See the bag like, I ain't go ahead, I don't
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: know what's wrong with you. I want to go to
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: your house, but just come over there fifteen minutes.
• 31:13
  Speaker 9: You ain't gonna be able to take you're lying fifteen
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: if it starts off with that, Yeah, I believe you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 14: Susie walking the dope? When is you going to stop using?
• 31:22
  Speaker 14: You show up every yere looking like this?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: How about right here? Now?
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: How about this right here? Sit somewhere where I can
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: see where you're going? Where you're going?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Bathroom ain't that way? Ain't no bathroom that way?
• 31:44
  Speaker 9: And you know, trying not to open up a conversation
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: or start a sentence with when are you going to.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Don't do that one? Or remember the time you feed
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: on yourself?
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: No?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yea, my uncle Everett, thanks, he used to go he
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: was drunks.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody won't the bust out laughing everybody laughing. But
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: then wait a minute, Wait a minute.
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: Hold up, did you hear about Don't start it with
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: that one, because that can mean yeah, you're gossiping about
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: you know, somebody, your husband.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: What what did you hear about your husband?
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: Oh, that's gonna get it started right there in the
• 32:35
  Speaker 9: backroom with Coral.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Cora. Not Cora Cora. Yeah, those are just conversation starters.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You don't do that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Oh, this is gonna happen Thanksgiving Thursday. Trust me,
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: this is gonna happen. Well, I'll admit this.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: None of that happens at my house because I have
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: no one at my house on Thanksgiving. As big as
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: you create, nobody create no drama my house.
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: Oh oh okay, I thought you were saying you had
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: no one at your house. I was like, as big
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: as your family is, Steve.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, the house gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do drumming. Yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: not at the house, everybody. No, don't ask me to play.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I don't do that.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: You know, the game night, I might come in there
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: for a couple of minutes, but that's it, y'all. Know
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat and I'm sitting in
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: front of this TV. Oh I'm staring at it. And
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: sometimes you're gonna come in there and the TV gonna
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: be staring at me.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Just walk back out, don't come in here. Just in
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the heat. I wanted this one. Keep five places on,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: don't cut it off, so.
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: You don't mind them being in your house. A lot
• 33:38
  Speaker 9: of people just don't bother you. Let your You don't
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: want to know why the people there.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Marjorie's really good at that too, because she tells
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: them this Steve, that Steve all don't.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Bring your friends and your friends won't pictures. Oh god,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I could get that. Yeah, that ain't happening.
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Meanwhile, at our house, all they want to talk about
• 33:59
  Speaker 9: is you. Yes, Steve, come on, yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I just when they want me to tell Steve something
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: for they.
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: Always tell him give them. Can you just give this to.
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: Steve for me? Just the best seller right now? We
• 34:17
  Speaker 10: just get it to Steve. I'm not going to get
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: your book to the one kill me.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Okay, I got this book of mine I want you
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: to read. I didn't read the foe I wrote.
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show all right, guys, and it's time
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
• 34:36
  Speaker 9: rather date someone with their ex's name tattooed on their chest?
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: Or would you rather date someone whose ex lives next door?
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: Be yeah, you can. You can't just have Tremaine cross
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: your chance. That's all I see every day? Know, yeah,
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: I can't do that.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: But you'll see him. He lives next door. You're gonna
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: see him. I become friends with him. I'm cool Tremaine.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: You see him. Everything.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not gonna do is see Tremaine every time
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: I look at her chest though, That's not what I'm going.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Oh so it's the location of as well.
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, because I looks at that a lot chess
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: in but I can't have that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: There no Tremaine neighbor.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: That's how you go.
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: And then.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And if you talk to Tremain long enough, you're fed.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I was wrong with her. Hello, now that's true?
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: Would you rather live in a different fancy hotel every
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: night with unlimited room service credit?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather live in your.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: Dream home mansion but not be able to hire any help?
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: Oh hell no, just manson, you're falling apart.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I'm in season.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Living in that big dust as house.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: We've seen it.
• 36:20
  Speaker 14: When your staff all walk at your house.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: We see how you are. How does the act? I
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: can't find them.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: I ain't gonna do that, But I don't live in
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: a different hotel room.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Everything every night.
• 36:38
  Speaker 16: But you have unlimited room service credits every single night.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Are living your dream? He thank that man.
• 36:46
  Speaker 10: We're talking about four seasons, were talking about uh uh,
• 36:51
  Speaker 10: the Mandarin Boys.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Boy, we talk about some. We talked about love every
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: the new Noble Hotel in Atlanta. But you gotta move
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: every night every night.
• 37:05
  Speaker 10: We'll just move quick, bringing on it. Look, look, one
• 37:08
  Speaker 10: baby bunch of drum off, let's move.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Let's all right. It's gonna be rough either way. I
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: had to go on to a different hope.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Last one with you guys. Why Steve out there cutting
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the yard on this fifty summer?
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: Keep it out there a whole week. He gets fell off
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: of it Friday. Pick him up and he were hunt
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: and he ain't got no chef.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You know. All right, guys, that's today's rounded.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: Would you rather us at his gato?
• 37:44
  Speaker 12: Not?
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Let these people get climbing over the wall talking to him.
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show? All right, it is time for
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: Junior's truth be told.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, Shirley. Thanksgiving is coming up.
• 38:00
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's almost a big Now we have discussed all
• 38:04
  Speaker 14: of the things we've discussed when people need to brain food, Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 14: full time dinner start, Yeah, beginning coming.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: We've discussed all this.
• 38:12
  Speaker 14: One thing we have not discussed what the one thing
• 38:16
  Speaker 14: where your ass need to leave old again. Yeah, we
• 38:19
  Speaker 14: have a discussed now people. People don't know when to leave.
• 38:23
  Speaker 14: There's time they need to leave. There are statements that
• 38:26
  Speaker 14: will be made you need to adhere to and understand, like,
• 38:30
  Speaker 14: well does it see when you hear that, start getting
• 38:34
  Speaker 14: your keys in your hand. We need hear some James something.
• 38:37
  Speaker 14: It's time to go. You can't spend all day here.
• 38:38
  Speaker 14: Then a start at too treated like a restaurant. How
• 38:41
  Speaker 14: long you saying that you sit down at two? About
• 38:44
  Speaker 14: three point thirty? You gone same way.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: About and half. That's our half off the game. We
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: forget all. You ain't come over here for the game.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: You came to eat.
• 38:55
  Speaker 14: If you full, if I see you kick off of shoot,
• 38:57
  Speaker 14: your ass got to go. Yeah, No, you ain't staying
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: here all day now. My mama tied, she done cooked
• 39:06
  Speaker 14: every thing, she can feed everybody.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: What else can we talk about? We distrusted everything. We
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: know Walter got out of jail.
• 39:13
  Speaker 14: We know had it had a hard train player, we know, yeah,
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: we know, we know Mail got another baby.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: We got all after we cover they're still having kids.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Mail will still have a kid for your forty five.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: You have made Come on, man, your name Meilbourne? You
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: probably you probably now you probably through. Haven't made anybody
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: that named Melbourne?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: The what is the name after with the Steve? Do
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: what your age? Your name is Agnes? You probably had
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: all them. You probably got you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 14: But we done covered everything we can talk about. We know,
• 39:54
  Speaker 14: we know Junior went back into rehaal.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: We got that. Everything is covered.
• 39:59
  Speaker 14: Let's just go ahead and go home.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: We just need to go home.
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: She's through having Beatrice.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: Beatrice Odetta is not having it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: That what he got out of it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: I'm giving you the names where I can assure you
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: if this is your name, you are at an age
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: where you are beyond child very years.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: So Journals is through having baby. You want another one?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Henrietta, Henrietta, she through having kids. Henrietta too
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: is distant. Yeah, you know, go ahead. Gwen when is
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: through having.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: When fifty because she got a fifty year old names.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: See his names. Once you have an old name, you
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: can quit having babies. If your name is Bob, probably
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: having kids. I'm just saying, ain't nobody named Bob was
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: still having kids? Not Bob, have a kid, had a
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: bit through having kids?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Done Gladys. Yeah, that's right up there with Agnes.
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll tell you who Jackie is.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I tell you that.
• 41:31
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry Mary, Marjorie all of that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mar last night, I ain't even sleep in the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: bed last oh esther Steve, you forgot about?
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because Roe slept with his last night. I took
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: my shower, man, I was tired of here because I
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: fell asleep in my office.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: So what of them sayings?
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: I took a shower, came into the bedroom, out of
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: my bathroom, put my light on, my little phone, rose
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: in the bed.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I just turned around. I'm not and to do this.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: She'll have her set her damn heel in my eye.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: About Winton Stephen Winston was little man. Kids? Man, They
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: just they sleep bad, don't. I was a bad kid.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Got nowhere to go. I gotta go to work.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: You in here sleeping bag on your side right in fact,
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: to your room to damn? Why are you waiting Noah
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: in his band? Why you got to sleep in there
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: sleeping none? Okay, well, Papa, don't't sleep with you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Turn off. But it hurt it though, Yeah, Papa wants
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: the nephew of the prank phone call right after.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry
• 42:55
  Speaker 9: letter for today, the subject keep your nasty hands off me.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Right now. It is the nephew.
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: He is here with today's frank punk called what you
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: got nest.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Su giving with cousin Benji giving with cousin.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Is Hello, Hello?
• 43:21
  Speaker 13: Who is this this Glendon?
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Who is this this busie? I'm college is Miss Purvis though.
• 43:28
  Speaker 12: You know she's doing here right now, but this is
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: her daughter?
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Is there a problem? Oh no, this this this Benjie.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: This Mama Mama Loa's nephew. Who again, it's Blanda, mamad
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Mama Looa jo Ain't it ain't it correct?
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: Mama Lords and miss herbst sister.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm Benjy. I'm nephew from the other side of
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: the family. You say your name was no Glenda? Okay,
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: what time y'all supposed to get.
• 43:55
  Speaker 12: In and we should leave there by the afternoon.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, uh is it's purpose? And she is your mama
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: making the dressing?
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah, she's making enough for about forty five people. Actually,
• 44:07
  Speaker 12: h this was discussed about a month ago.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Right y'all on the y'all they had the conference call,
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: the conference the family had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay,
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: now listen, what the reason why they got me to call?
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: They wanted me to go in and call and I
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: was trying to get me his purvis. She's not there.
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: No, she's not here.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: What's wrong?
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, they're not gonna They're not gonna need her to
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: do the to do the dressing.
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: And why wouldn't they need her to do this? And
• 44:35
  Speaker 12: she would make it for ten years?
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: We did.
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: We just discussed this.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: So what do you mean they say that they got
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: somebody down here that's gonna do the dressing, especially since
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it, you know,
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: and be traveling with it. But they got somebody gonna
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: do the dressing.
• 44:49
  Speaker 12: Okay, Well, first of all, who are you your Benjie?
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: What is your name?
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: That was not my name? Benjamin but they called me Benjie.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: But but but like I say, uh, I'm on the
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: other side of the front. I ain't on y'all side.
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out why you
• 45:05
  Speaker 12: calling me because she's been making a dresser for ten years,
• 45:08
  Speaker 12: like I said, And I mean it's been discussed. So
• 45:11
  Speaker 12: I don't even know why why you're calling me. I
• 45:13
  Speaker 12: don't even know you.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, what I'm trying to explain to you this
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: right here is dad they got so y'all ain't got
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: to worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: in other word, what you know, if you can tell
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: miss Pravis she ain't got to worry about the dressing
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: this year.
• 45:30
  Speaker 12: Oh so you want me to tell my mama got
• 45:32
  Speaker 12: that she's been making dressing for ten years that y'all says,
• 45:36
  Speaker 12: y'all ain't worried about She shouldn't have to make this
• 45:37
  Speaker 12: year because we're driving now, we Optember year. So I'm
• 45:41
  Speaker 12: not gonna do that to her. So, I mean, I
• 45:43
  Speaker 12: don't I don't even know who you are to be
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: calling me anyway, Why can't somebody calling me that I
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: know regarding this.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you gunn the right.
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: I am Glunda.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: All right, listen, let me say this because I don't
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: mind saying what everybody thinking, what most people don't want
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: to say. Let me say this right here. Really, what's
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: going on is just right here. A lot of people
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: in the family, you know, don't really don't, don't really
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: like miss Pravis dressing.
• 46:15
  Speaker 12: Benjamin, who you supposed to be? Let me sprind something
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: need ma. Mama gonna make her dressing.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: You gonna keep it.
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: And we ain't bringing that on with us, so you
• 46:26
  Speaker 12: could tell your family that I said that because you
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: understand me.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, first of all, you got to understand that
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: I'm bringing news that that people don't them voted on
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: and it's what everybody want to do. Don't nobody.
• 46:38
  Speaker 12: Why didn't Nick house we had a meeting. I'm dressing
• 46:42
  Speaker 12: she've been making the ten years. Ain't nobody been saying nothing?
• 46:45
  Speaker 12: And guess what one of them up in that house.
• 46:47
  Speaker 12: Nobody better not be walking up and through that're talking
• 46:49
  Speaker 12: about my mama either, and you gonna go keep it.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, we see right there? Why why if people don't
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: like the dressing, Glinda, why you want to make submit
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: everybody to have it to eat it if they don't
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: like it?
• 47:01
  Speaker 12: You don't know. I don't know you, well, I no, no, Benjamin,
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: Benjie who.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: I want you. I'm mama Lord's nephew from the other
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: side of the family exactly. And I don't know you, okay,
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: And it really really to the back all that, I
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: don't really know you. But I'm but but I'm but
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: I'm man up. I'm man up to call you and
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: tell you what we're gonna do and what we ain't
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: gonna do.
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: Well, I know what I said. I want to pay
• 47:27
  Speaker 12: it again. She's gonna make say dreassic you gonna eat
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: it if we gonna go all day?
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, right there, listen, And I know this might
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: be hard for you to understand what you grew up
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: with liking everybody else might not like people.
• 47:43
  Speaker 12: Say what you want to. I ain't gonna even remember
• 47:44
  Speaker 12: you know way, so you ain't looking like it because
• 47:48
  Speaker 12: you ain't done around. But she making dress now.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: First of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: already be some more dressing here, okay, okay, And she
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: gonna make country and said, and we gonna see.
• 47:59
  Speaker 12: Now, and we got gona it's not even fan that
• 48:04
  Speaker 12: I said. I got to say because you're not gonna.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Hurt my mama feeling okay, there ain't nobody to try.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm trying to tell you to tell her
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: that don't make it now, so she don't even bring
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: it down.
• 48:14
  Speaker 12: We are ain't gonna get anyway.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Heiny, Look, I'm finna say this here because every dealer
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: you ain't really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: gonna say it's clear as I can say. If y'all
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: come down here with that dress, I promise you we
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: already got dressing made. We throwing that dressing in the
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: trash so everybody can get the dressing that we made
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: for him. Three blake, that's what we're doing.
• 48:36
  Speaker 12: Please let me find something in you. I'm gonna be
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: on dressing the troth and if I find out you
• 48:41
  Speaker 12: that through my mama dressing in the trash, it's gonna
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: be some if we're gonna set that out. I'm not
• 48:46
  Speaker 12: playing with you this. What's you funny to me? I'm
• 48:50
  Speaker 12: gonna call ain't killing We don't hire on this compas common.
• 48:53
  Speaker 12: Ain't none of them falling up the call us and
• 48:55
  Speaker 12: telling us to bully, but now they gonna set you'll
• 48:58
  Speaker 12: stop up. Don't even know your I guess they found
• 49:03
  Speaker 12: like you was kind in the world being benjaf I
• 49:07
  Speaker 12: don't even know your rap. I'm telling you now, Tim
• 49:10
  Speaker 12: that playing with you. I'm telling you anybody work my
• 49:13
  Speaker 12: mama feeling it won't be some in this and I'm
• 49:16
  Speaker 12: telling you a y'all gonna be y'all feeling down now,
• 49:20
  Speaker 12: but I'm funding y'all have one.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Can I say something else to you? I wish you would.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you what else they were saying? They
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: wanted me to tell you this, Glinda, this is nephew.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your cousin
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Sheila got me the prank phone called you.
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: Come you fine? You're about to make me?
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Said it off?
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: What because that man, this Fani was.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: It wasn't gonna be tenshum baby.
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: Because I don't go have my brother's work, y'all play,
• 50:07
  Speaker 12: it's gonna be canceled.
• 50:08
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• 50:13
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• 50:17
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• 50:18
  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh y'all gonna eat this? Don't play with you? Man, hey, listen.
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  Speaker 9: Subject, keep your nasty hands off me. Dear Stephen Shirley
• 51:31
  Speaker 9: I am a thirty year old woman that's in a
• 51:33
  Speaker 9: dirty situation with my man. I love my man and
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: couldn't have asked for a better partner, but there's one
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: thing about him that ticks me off. He hates to
• 51:45
  Speaker 9: wash his hands. We've been together for six years and
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: we just got engaged. We moved in together last month,
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: and that's when I noticed his nastiness. He works long
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: days at a factory and when he comes home, he
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: changes his clothes and flops down on the bed.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: At first, I didn't.
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: Want to say anything and nag him about it, but
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: last week I couldn't hold it any longer. When I
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: questioned him, he asked me, why was it bothering? Was
• 52:12
  Speaker 9: it bothering me because they're his hands and his germs.
• 52:15
  Speaker 9: I didn't care to argue with him, so I let
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: it go. Over the weekend, he was in our garage,
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: tinkering around with his car and working on his motorcycle.
• 52:24
  Speaker 9: He came straight into my kitchen and opened the refrigerator
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: to get a beer, and then proceeded to get the
• 52:30
  Speaker 9: bread out of the pantry to make a sandwich. There
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: was a visible trail of oil and grime everywhere.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: He touched.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: I just stood there and watched him so I could
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: go behind him and sanitize the kitchen when he finished.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Whenever he's in.
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: The bathroom, there's a flush and then the door opens
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: right afterwards. I decided to take the same attitude with him,
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: and I started with holding sex. I told him I
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: didn't want his germs from his hands on me. I
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: told him he would have to thoroughly wash his hands
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: and clean under his nails daily, or he's cut off
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: from touching me. That caused an instant argument, and he
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: says he can't marry a woman who treats him like
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: a child. I can't believe that he's upset, that he's
• 53:17
  Speaker 9: that upset. I don't want to get an infection from
• 53:20
  Speaker 9: his nasty hands on me. How should I handle this?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Please? Help?
• 53:24
  Speaker 13: Well?
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: I think you are handling it. I mean you have
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: asked him, You've asked him nicely. You've not nagged him
• 53:30
  Speaker 9: about it. You know, you've told him about the germs,
• 53:33
  Speaker 9: how you don't want to get an infection. You're not
• 53:36
  Speaker 9: treating him like a child. I don't think you're doing
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: that at all. You are expressing how you feel about
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: what he's not doing. And that's simply being clean. I mean,
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: you find out a lot about a person when you
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: move in together, and that's one of the things maybe
• 53:48
  Speaker 9: you didn't notice in the six years you guys have
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: been just dating before you got engaged. So now everything's
• 53:55
  Speaker 9: come to light. You know, it's just amount of simply
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: being clean and good hygiene. Okay, for me, cleanliness is
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: just a deal breaker.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: It just is.
• 54:06
  Speaker 9: Anyone who doesn't watch their hands after using the bathroom,
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: come on, now, they're just nasty, just nasty. He's even
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: all in the kitchen, going all in the refrigerator and
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: touching stuff, making sandwiches and stuff.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: No, you gotta wash your hands. What are you doing?
• 54:22
  Speaker 9: You know, So after you've done everything, including withholding sex,
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: and he still won't wash. I hope his hands is
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: the only you didn't mention anything else. But I hope
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: that's that's it. I mean, yeah, it would do more
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: than just tick me off. I'm just telling you, I
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: would be absolutely mad and appalled.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: What makes I just.
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: Think you know, what makes you think he's gonna change
• 54:46
  Speaker 9: after marriage? He's not gonna change. So if you don't
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: get this situation settled before marriage, you're gonna be even
• 54:52
  Speaker 9: more frustrated once you get you know, until death do
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: you part vows involved. So you're gonna have to deal
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: with this, I mean, and he doesn't seem to be
• 55:02
  Speaker 9: wanting to hear anything you have to say.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: So, oh no, this may not missed. Nasty may not
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: be your man after all.
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: See, surely I agree with one hundred percent of everything
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: you've said. So that's a wonderful letter. But we're dealing
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: with something here that's kind of crazy. Now you've been
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: together six years and you got engaged, and you moved
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: in together last month, six years and you just now
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: noticed in last month he nasty?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: What what do you must have been living in the most.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: Unobservational six year period enter any relationship. He work out
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: a factory, He come home, change his clothes, flop down
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: on the bed.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Right now. When you work in a factory, which I have,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you smell like the factory.
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: It's a different air in the factory, man, because it's
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: in a confined space and the oil, the machinery, the combustion,
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: all of that combined.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: It's just in the air.
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Every factory has a certain smell to it. You know,
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: you at work, if you blindfolded by the smell. It
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: gets in your clothes, it's in your hair. Now, it's
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: all under his nails. You just not noticing this. Then
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: you question him about it, and he asked you why
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: I was bothering him because they his hands and his germs.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Well, your hands and your germs touch me.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: So you've done what you should have done. You've retracted
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: from having sex. Now he mad at you, And now
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: he said he don't know if he can get married
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: to a woman that treats him like a child. He
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: done opened up the pantry with refrigerator. I mean the
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: bread made a sandwich. You got a visible trailer all
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: and grime everywhere he touched. He making sandwiches reaching down
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: in the bread.
• 57:21
  Speaker 12: Ain't what.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You open the refrigerator over? How many times have you
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: got slapped up sideject?
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: You don't come in this house and open this frigerator
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: without washing your hands.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Seen too many ass whipopers for that.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: Harrd hang on stead Well, yes, yeah, we'll get part
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: two of Steve's response coming up in twenty three minutes
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: after the hour subject keep your nasty hands off me.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: hard Morning show.
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters.
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: Subject keep your nasty hands off me.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Interesting letter.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: The woman's been dating this man. She's thirty years old,
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: dating this man for six years. They finally got engaged.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: She moved in and she noticed the last month his nastiness.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: He works in the factory, he comes home, changes his clothes,
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: flops down on the bed. She mentioned to him that
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: that was bothering her. He didn't understand it. He said,
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: why are you tripping these is my hands in my germs.
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: She won't to wash his hand. She didn't want to
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: argue with the man. So then he was outside working
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: on the car and the motorcycle. Came in the house,
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: opened the refrigerator and left a trail of grime. He
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: made a sandwich without washing his head. You can see
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: grime everywhere.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Goes in the bathroom, she hears a flush. The next
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: thing you know, here in the hallway talking, I'm out,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I'm no watch.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: So she decided to take the same attitude with him,
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: and the lady started withholding sex. Told him I didn't
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: want his germs from his hands on me unless he
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: thoroughly washed his hand and clean under his nail daily
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: or these cut off from touching me instantn argument this food.
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: Mister Nasty says, I can't marry a woman that treat.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Me like a child. Well, she can't marry man to
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: act like a child. So what is your two kids
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: getting married?
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: It's time to break up. But I think I have
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: a few solutions. There are some things that you might
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: have to try, lady. Obviously, withholding sex, he's not equating
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: that to cleanings because now he tripping. I think you
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: gotta do little things to attract his attention. All of
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: this has to do if the kitchen and things you
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: can do to get him to understand the necessity for cleaning.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: Here's a couple of suggestions you might want to try
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: the next time y'all sit down and eat a meal,
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: take your shoes off, put them on top of the table.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I don't say nothing, Just keep eating. Don't say anything.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Here's another suggestion.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: You come out the bathroom and while y'all in the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: living room, while y'all in the chichen fit eat, just
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: bring some tarlet tissue in there. Set it in the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: middle of the table. Don't open your damn mouth. Get
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: you a sugar bowl, go outside, put some dirt in it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: Put that on the table, and when you make his food,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: open it and just sprinkle a little dirt around the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: edge of his plate.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Don't say an.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: You like, just sprinkling around the plate, keeping it all
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: over on his side of the table. It just it'll
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: make him feel more at home. Don't say nothing. Don't
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: say nothing. From now on, when it's time to make
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: his sandwich. I want you to start reusing as much
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: bread as you can. Yeah, you know, just reach down
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: in there, get the end out the trash and put
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: little peanut butter on it. Make little lord dirt piaces
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: and just make a plate with just broken pieces of
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: bit reuse bread. Matter of fact, before you make his
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: sandwich with the bread, wipe off the.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Counter with a slice of bread.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: Make his damn saying, oh, oh, you got to do
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: serious to take his draws.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Take a pair of his draws. Yeah, just the.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: House with it, wax the furniture, and then you hand
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: them to him and tell him have a nice day
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: at work.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Put them on. That's how you draw.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to do things to people who are
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: nasty and don't even mention it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Baby, what is you?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: What is you washing the floor and in handing me
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: these draws, say, don't worry about it's just germs. You
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: going to have to do things like that, fellas.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: You have any suggestions, Yes, I have something. I have
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: a couple right here.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 17: What do you have to lead his underwear, his underwear
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 17: that he took off the night before, Wrap his sandwich
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 17: with it, and then wrap that in doom in the
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 17: fall when he go to work to eat his sandwich. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 17: do that said the fall.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: His sandwiches just wrapped in his drawl and his sandwich
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: is wrapped.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 17: In his drowsy. Now if he likes I got most
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 17: men like you know, we like bananas. Peel the banana,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 17: peel it down. Put the banana in his socks. Put
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 17: that in you much fox?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And know that his banana? Yeah, but I got it.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Since you brought up socks, Yeah, I have a number one.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Wash him factress socks in a pot on the stove.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I was, but serve it also as socks soup.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 17: Add to that, put put some chicken in there so
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 17: he didn't decide to eat around the sock.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Funker socks soup. Yeah, bunk chicken chicken, chicken and right
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: socks soup.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 14: When they gonna need something to drink, They gonna need
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 14: something to drink the bathroom.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Get that picture? Fill it up, same color lemonade.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's another funk. All we gotta get Toberry Letter.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 9: If you have any suggestions, uh to Steve Harvey f
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: M on Instagram and Facebook. Also check out the Strawberry
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 9: Letter podcast on demand. You're listening.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, it is.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 9: Time for comedy roulette. Time for these four brilliant comedians
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 9: we have on the show to shine.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: All right, here go to categories Excuses people give for
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: gaining weight over the holidays, things people blurt out at
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: Thanksgiving dinner, and crazy names for gospel plays. Let's spend
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: the wheel of crazy names for gospel plays.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Give me the gospel plays right there. That's kind of
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: how your career started, right, nephew, old smoke crack. All right,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: let's spend the wheel and see what we can. How
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: long is the wheel?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 12: All?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Look, things people blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner. Let's go
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: crazy things people blurt out and things.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: Get it.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: You ain't got no regular sized pools in it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Damn all right, come on, Junior. Things people blurt out
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving dinner, coughing here and see what happened. I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: know that's right, Junior, Nephew. Things people blurt out at
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner. Uh your prayer. I need to be sixty
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: seconds or less. Don't do this today. Don't do this today?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: All right? Things people blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner seeing
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: who the hell?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: All addressing? Right? Things people blurt out and things getting dinner?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: So you're pregnant every year? Oh, Junior. Things people blurt
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: out at Thanksgiving dinner. Steve Harvey in a game O
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: come get day kids.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: I'm in seventeen, but he really yellow. That's what I love.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 9: People blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: This girl, Come on, Jr. Who right? Glass car got
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: me blocked in? Out? People blurt out at Thanksgiving dinner.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Nephew, no, because Junior kind of got mine because mine
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: was simple?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Who dried buwer?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 12: You got me blocked in.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: That, Ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: Is comedytte from my four brilliant comedience on the show
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 9: Thank you Guys. We'll have more of the Steve Harby
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: Morning Show right after this you're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 9: Going home for the holidays can be a nightmare for
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: some people who dealing with bickering family can ruin anyone's holiday,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 9: but the real horror comes when it's time to go
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: to sleep. Being forced to crash in either your childhood
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 9: home or a relative plan over Thanksgiving or Christmas up
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: cane why they stand. It can definitely get awkward, which
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: is why it shouldn't surprise us that a new survey
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 9: finds at fifty two percent of adults say they've made
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 9: up some sort of excuse specifically to avoid uncomfortable sleeping
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: arrangements over the holidays.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Fifty two percent. That's over half, So you should Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: if I can walk to my kitchen Friday, I have
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: to thank in my drawls. There's a prop. Hey, listen
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: Why does holidays have to be for all family?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: He ain't no law say all family got to come over,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: All family got to be together.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: Most of these people in your family that you don't
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: like anymore, I'm married and have their own family.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Well, don't you invite together? The family is coming together.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Don't you invite who you want to invite?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: Over your house, but you.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Don't like them, and you're gonna have them over.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 10: Well, you try to tolerate them, but that's the problem
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: for the occasion for the holidays.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do that.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: I don't do that, And my wife honors that requested me.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: Don't have nobody at my house on my limited time
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 6: off that I don't like.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Just do that for me?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Is that a lot of What about people that go
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: over their mom's house, right, or they go over their parents'
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: house and they gotta stay and put up with people
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: that they don't like for the sake of their parents.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: That's on youall.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I don't go no where I ain't like. I think
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: here's the biggest problem, not you. But you may not
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: like who's coming, but you dealing well when they get down,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gone.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 12: You can.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm cool with the family. It's who the family
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: bring with them. They don't tell you.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 10: Once again, my wife got a cousin always gonna bring somebody.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 10: We don't know who the hell he is. And you
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 10: got a's the whole damn So you can't know. You
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 10: can't relax.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: I don't need to get him to have two spoons
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: and keep clicking them together so I know where you at.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 9: Well, when you invite them, do you say plus one?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 9: Or you just invite them and they bring someone? They
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 9: don't let you know.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: She just come over with somebody knew everything, or they
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: already en route.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 14: It's kind of bring such and such my aunt, my grandmother, sisters.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 14: When she come over, I leave because ain't nobody telling
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 14: me about her condition? Neither unt, anybody told me that
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 14: she her her memory going, Yeah, I don't like that
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 14: because she's surprised about everything. She don't remember nobody nothing
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 14: her Hey, ain't Then she said, who is that?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Who is that right there? Yeah, you don't want to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: do that. I ain't gonna do it five hours of that?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Here your plate? What's this on this plate?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: What is that?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: That's turkey and dressing that you don't know? This is
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: the reason we here today. Yeah, you don't know that.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: And then you got to mash it up for you.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying, Like, she go to the restroom,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 14: then come back and say hi, I get to the
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 14: bathroom you just left out of there.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna do it for five hours. I'm sorry,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, I'll leave. You ain't got to
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: come over. That's the reason were.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: How you don't know.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Turkey dressing when you see it?
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: You know who else I don't.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: I don't like them people that come over to the
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: house and take more food with them than they come on.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm telling you, man, like are you for real?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just gonna cut out half a pan to
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: dress it. You got a spatulafeh you take it so
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: much dressing out you're using a special don't but you
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: in that threefol time?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: But do they bring their own aluminum foil in their bag?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Stuff being the car?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: Uh huh?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I still have to go kid.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: You know what they got these new ziploc bags just
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: bigger than a gallon.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Baby. More of the show right after these jams, you're
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: listening Morning show.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 9: We're getting in the holiday spirit, of course, and there's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: a new trend for some.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: But Steve, I think you've been doing this for a
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: while at your house.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 9: Studies show that only one Christmas tree just isn't enough
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 9: this year, and homeowners plan to fill their homes with
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 9: multiple Christmas trees. They core experts waight in and agree
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: that the Christmas joy needs to be spread beyond just.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: The living room.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: Trees belong all over your home, like in the bedroom
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 9: places like that. So so my question to you is
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 9: do you agree with this? And how many trees are
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: you guys gonna put up this year?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, couldn't have your main tree, and then you can
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: have little trees. MARCHI has done that before we got
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: the main tree. We have like smaller trees somewhere, maybe
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: two something like that. I've seen. It's just festive you.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: It just makes you feel good all over. It's just
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: once a year, you know. But if you can't afford
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: to get that one damn tree and be quiet, damn
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: this article. You ain't got to read every article and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: use it. No, I wish to hear my ma would
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: have went in there and told my daddy she's want
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: two trees this year. We're gonna buy two damn trees for.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: What you can.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Well, we have a long time getting on of this
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: little tight ass house.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: Now we're gonna sit on porch, you know, roller on
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 6: them gonna still if you put it on that porch,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: because they're gonna think it's some boxes up under there.
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  Speaker 6: So we don't need to put that tree on the porch.
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  Speaker 9: All right, So do what makes you feel happy and
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  Speaker 9: in the spirit. All right, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather? Right after this?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning Show? All right, guys, and it's
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  Speaker 1: time now for a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather date someone with their ex's name tattooed
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  Speaker 9: on their chest? Or would you rather date someone whose
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  Speaker 9: ex lives next door?
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  Speaker 10: B Yeah, I'm okay. You can't just have Tremaine cross
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  Speaker 10: your chest. That's all I see every day?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's her. Yeah, I can't do that. Well, but
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  Speaker 1: you'll see him.
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  Speaker 9: He lives next door.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna see him. I'm cool Tremaine, you see him everything.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not gonna do is see Tremaine every time
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  Speaker 6: I look at her chest though, That's not what I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, so it's the location of as well. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 7: because I looks at that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Chessing. But I can't have it there, No Tremain neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I go.
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  Speaker 8: And then.
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  Speaker 1: And if you talk to Tremain long enough, you're fed.
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  Speaker 1: I was wrong with her. Hello, Now that's true. All right.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather live in a different fancy hotel every
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  Speaker 9: night with unlimited room service credit? Or would you rather
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  Speaker 9: live in your dream home mansion but not be able
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  Speaker 9: to hire any help?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Hell huh, that is mansion. Just falling upon.
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  Speaker 6: Living in that big dust as house.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen it when your staff all walk get your house.
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  Speaker 1: We see how you act? How does the act? I
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  Speaker 1: can't find?
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  Speaker 5: Then?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do that. But I don't live in
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  Speaker 1: a different hotel room.
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  Speaker 16: Every day every night, but you have unlimited room service
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  Speaker 16: credit every single night?
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  Speaker 1: Are living your dream?
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  Speaker 10: He thank that man. We're talking about four seasons. We're
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 10: talking about uh uh, the Mandarin Boys. Boy, we talk
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  Speaker 10: about something. We're talking about love every day, the.
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  Speaker 1: New Noble Hotel in Atlanta. But you gotta move every
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  Speaker 1: night every night. We'll just move, well quick, bring on
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  Speaker 1: and look, look one baby bunch of drum let's move.
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  Speaker 1: Let's all right. It's gonna be rough either way. I
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  Speaker 1: had to go onto a different all right. Last one
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  Speaker 1: with you guys. Why is Steve out there cutting the
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  Speaker 1: yard on this fifty summer?
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  Speaker 6: Been out there whole week, didn't have a gardener? He
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  Speaker 6: can't fell off of it Friday up and he with
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  Speaker 6: he ain't got no chef, you know.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, that's today's round of would you rather
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  Speaker 9: coming up that morning at his.
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  Speaker 1: Gat of nothing? These people are climbing over the wall
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  Speaker 1: talking to him.
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  Speaker 9: Only happen forty nine minutes after our last break of
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  Speaker 9: the day, and we'll close out the show right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 9: the day. Happy Thanksgiving week. It is then you know something, baby, I.
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  Speaker 6: Was just in my closing remarks this to people that
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  Speaker 6: you take this time that they call Thanksgiving and you
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  Speaker 6: implemented in your daily regiment. Stop waiting to Thanksgiving, to
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  Speaker 6: thank God for the year, thank God for the blessed man.
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  Speaker 6: We ought to be doing this every single day, every
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  Speaker 6: single day. Look, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving for any other reason,
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  Speaker 6: just except just to see my family. That's the only
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  Speaker 6: reason I have Thanksgiving. I could care less what they
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  Speaker 6: talking about. Some pilgrims and the matter horn and then
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  Speaker 6: Native Americans that rescue them. They should have left all
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  Speaker 6: of them on that damn boat. Shouldn't have made now quilt,
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  Speaker 6: shouldn't have planned it now, row a corn. If you'da
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  Speaker 6: knew this what they was gonna do to y'all, man,
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  Speaker 6: I'd have let they add freeze out there on that
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  Speaker 6: damn rock. Really, really, man, if you knew this what
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  Speaker 6: they was gonna do, would you not have left them
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  Speaker 6: on Plymouth Rock right where they was? I mean, let's
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  Speaker 6: just be real. Let's just deal with the real history
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  Speaker 6: of what this country has done. So instead of getting
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  Speaker 6: into that, let's be thankful all year round. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 6: take some time out and put this in your every
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  Speaker 6: day regimen. Don't let a day go by that you
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  Speaker 6: don't wake up and give God thanks. Stop laying down
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  Speaker 6: at bed at night without thanking God for your day.
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  Speaker 6: The fact that you are able to lay there and
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  Speaker 6: lay down and get a chance to recuperate, regenerate yourself
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  Speaker 6: to go out here and deal with it tomorrow, that's
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  Speaker 6: another reason to be thankful. Don't wait on Thanksgiving to
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  Speaker 6: be thankful. Spend some time with your family, enjoy them.
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  Speaker 6: You know, there's some people that ain't hear this Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 6: that was at the last one. You know, you got
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  Speaker 6: to think about that. You gotta thank God that you
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  Speaker 6: still here, you still have a measure of health. You
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  Speaker 6: don't stop talking about what you don't have, and how
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: about if you because on some of the things that
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: you do have. You know, I was praying about this
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  Speaker 6: certain deal I wanted to happen, you know, and I
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  Speaker 6: was just I kept hampering and just hammering the prayer
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  Speaker 6: home that I want this deal. I want this deal.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: I want this deal. And God reminded me of something.
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  Speaker 6: How he did it, I can't share it, but he
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: reminded me of something. He said, Steve. It's almost like
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  Speaker 6: I didn't hear a voice or nothing, but it came
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  Speaker 6: to me in the form of Steve, have you stopped
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: to take a look at what I've already done for you? So,
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  Speaker 6: while you sitting up in here with all this concern
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  Speaker 6: about what you don't have, have you taken a look around,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: young man, at what I have done for you. Have
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  Speaker 6: you not taken an inventory of all the blessings I've
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  Speaker 6: given to you that you didn't even know you had
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  Speaker 6: come in your way? Do you know all the grace
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  Speaker 6: that I've afforded you in your life? Do you know
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  Speaker 6: how many times I've forgiven you? Do you have any
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  Speaker 6: idea of the number of times I had your back
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  Speaker 6: when you didn't know I was covering you. Do you
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  Speaker 6: know how many times I work stuff out on your behalf,
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  Speaker 6: So when you walked into the room, it was already done.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the rooms that are speaking your name
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  Speaker 1: right now? And you have no idea that I'm arranging
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  Speaker 1: things in your life?
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  Speaker 6: You study asking me for something, boy, But have you
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  Speaker 6: stopped to remember what all I have done for you?
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  Speaker 6: You tell people all the time that you one of
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: my favorites, But do you know why you one of
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: my favorites? Have you taken the time to go down
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: the list of stuff I've done for you? Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 6: And Man, when I do that, I get real quiet.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: I get real quiet because God been good to me.
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  Speaker 6: But if you take an inventory of your life, I
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  Speaker 6: bet He been good to you too. But see what
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: you gotta do is you got to stop comparing yourself
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  Speaker 6: to others. Just go down the list of what He
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: done for you. Skip the car you see in the
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: neighbor's yard every year. You don't know what that neighbor
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  Speaker 6: going through. Some of these people barely making payments on
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: this stuff Right here, Man, there's people doing stuff just
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  Speaker 6: to show out. You don't even know what's going on
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: up the street. There's some people out there you see
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: waving at you in that driveway. They ain't happy at all.
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  Speaker 6: You better go in there and be good with your spouse.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: If you got a good if you got a good husband,
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  Speaker 6: you better be grateful. If you got a good wife,
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  Speaker 6: you better be grateful. If your family still love you,
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  Speaker 6: you better be grateful. Man, you got a roof over
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  Speaker 6: your head, you better be grateful. You eating be grateful.
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  Speaker 6: It's so many things to be grateful for. God has
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  Speaker 6: been good to you. I'm just a reminder because I
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  Speaker 6: had to remind my stupid self sometime sitting up here,
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  Speaker 6: steady ass for more and then forgetting to be grateful
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  Speaker 6: for what I got. Man, God said, you must be
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  Speaker 6: out your mind. Have you lost it completely? Of all
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  Speaker 6: the things I've taught you, you can't remember to be
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  Speaker 6: grateful to me? Are you kidding me? Steve Arvey? So,
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  Speaker 6: Steve Arvey had to strained himself out. So I'm telling
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  Speaker 6: y'all here's my suggestion to you. Be grateful year round.
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  Speaker 6: Make sure every day and every night is filled with gratitude.
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  Speaker 1: Now in between that.
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  Speaker 6: You can send all your requests to God, lay them
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  Speaker 6: at his feet. Don't ever stop asking, don't ever stop wanting,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: don't ever stop praying. But before you pray, tell God
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  Speaker 6: that you're grateful for all he's done. Before you ask
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  Speaker 6: for one thing from him, tell him how much you
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  Speaker 6: should that you appreciate all he's done for you. That
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  Speaker 6: simple application of gratitude will change your attitude, which will
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  Speaker 6: then have a direct effect on your altitude.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. If you did not like those.
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  Speaker 3: Closures, I hope you can't.
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