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Steve On Fatherhood, Comedy Roulette, Father's Day JRAP, Steve's Fishing and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all baby.
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  Speaker 3: At all.
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  Speaker 4: So don't give a.
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  Speaker 5: Black busy listening to show to.
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  Speaker 4: Don't joy? Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that. Turn out
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  Speaker 4: turn You.
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  Speaker 6: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: To turn the mouth. Turn You probably got to turn
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  Speaker 7: the mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Mouth the monk.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you think, huh?
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  Speaker 2: I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I do.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 2: God been good to me. Man, he been so good
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  Speaker 2: to me. Wow. And and you know why I say
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  Speaker 2: it like that.
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  Speaker 8: What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
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  Speaker 8: of myself.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I mean by that. I
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  Speaker 2: mean I mean that he's been good to me.
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  Speaker 8: In spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
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  Speaker 8: foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got
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  Speaker 8: but knowingly got myself involved with, all of the stupid
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  Speaker 8: decisions I've made. Put all that to the side, and
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  Speaker 8: he's still been good to me. Bring it all and
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  Speaker 8: put it on the plate, and he's Steve being good
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  Speaker 8: to me.
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  Speaker 2: Man. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 8: Man, And I'm sure there's a lot of people that
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  Speaker 8: can say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on, man, I got you.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't famous, I got ain't nobody, got no microphone in
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  Speaker 8: your face. I got nobody, ain't got no spotlight on you.
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  Speaker 8: I got nobody, ain't got no camera in your face.
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  Speaker 8: I got nobody. Probably ain't nobody blogging about you. But
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  Speaker 8: let me tell you something. If you break it down
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  Speaker 8: and be real about it, Oh you done done something
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  Speaker 8: outside the box. You done done something ladies included. You've
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  Speaker 8: done something out the box. You woke up and went
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  Speaker 8: what did I do that for?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: We've all done it. So with all that said and done,
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  Speaker 8: God still loves you, man, God still loves you, still
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  Speaker 8: wants the best for you, still considers you his child.
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  Speaker 2: And it's willing. It's willing man to show you your future.
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  Speaker 2: He is willing to show you your life. He is
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  Speaker 2: willing to let you take a peek at the blueprint. Man.
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  Speaker 8: That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
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  Speaker 8: couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
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  Speaker 8: you know. Today, Man, I want to encourage brothers out there,
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  Speaker 8: and when I say, brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
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  Speaker 8: of the male species. I don't care about your color.
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  Speaker 8: I really really don't. I don't even have time for
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  Speaker 8: that in my day. Matter of fact, sometimes when you
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  Speaker 8: get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
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  Speaker 8: Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
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  Speaker 8: want to wake up, just do me. You know, I
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  Speaker 8: got what the skin tone is, I got that, But
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  Speaker 8: I just want to wake up some days and just
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  Speaker 8: going by my business and do me. I don't want
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  Speaker 8: to have to deal with somebody. I get tired of
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  Speaker 8: talking about the issues. Ain't gonna make them go away,
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  Speaker 8: But sometimes I get tired. So to day, I'm talking
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  Speaker 8: to brothers, all the brothers of the male species. I'm
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  Speaker 8: talking about men today. Man, if you ain't doing it all,
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  Speaker 8: if you're feel an empty man, start today completing your
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  Speaker 8: process and your journey.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Saying by that, if there's a part of you just
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  Speaker 8: missing as a man, and now, man, I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 8: So you know, some ladies listening, but you know what
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  Speaker 8: I'm talking about. It's some part of you that's missing
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  Speaker 8: as a man. If you ain't really been in touch
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  Speaker 8: with your kids like you're supposed to now, for whatever
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  Speaker 8: the reason is. And please know, I do understand how
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  Speaker 8: sometimes women can use children as pawns. It happens all
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  Speaker 8: the time. I've been through it. I've been through it, man,
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  Speaker 8: I know what it feels like, man, to wanna do something.
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  Speaker 8: But because you ain't got this or you ain't doing this,
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  Speaker 8: then I ain't gonna let you have this. You gotta
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  Speaker 8: fight through, fellas, you got to fight through. You got
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  Speaker 8: to fulfill your end of the deal. And I got
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  Speaker 8: how difficult they making it. I got how man, it's
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  Speaker 8: gonna come with some drama, but you gotta fight through it.
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  Speaker 8: Because man, we need fathers to be fathers. That's really
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  Speaker 8: what we need. If you're a man out there and
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  Speaker 8: you are a father of a child, we need you
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  Speaker 8: do your job.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 8: Our community, our situation, us as a people, all of us.
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  Speaker 8: We need you to be a father period. Hey man,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't coming down on you. I'm just your boy.
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  Speaker 8: I'm your man. And I've been in the same predicament,
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  Speaker 8: in the same hole myself, where I couldn't get to them,
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  Speaker 8: where they were used as pawns, where they were told
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  Speaker 8: things about me, that wasn't even true. I've been through it.
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  Speaker 8: You can't see them, you don't come up. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 8: I got all that. You ain't sent this. You ain't okay,
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  Speaker 8: hey got all that. If you can call them sometimes,
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  Speaker 8: tell them you thinking about them, tell them you love them.
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  Speaker 8: If you can get a letter to them, if you
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  Speaker 8: can get a message to your children through one of
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  Speaker 8: your relatives, start the process today.
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  Speaker 2: Be a father. It's your job.
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  Speaker 8: Now, because because you ignoring him, are you acting like
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  Speaker 8: they ain't over there? Or you thee backed him out
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  Speaker 8: of your mind because the situation got too difficult. I
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  Speaker 8: got that. I got that, But you got to step
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  Speaker 8: up and be fathers. You got to write a letter.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta send the money if she talking about If
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  Speaker 8: you don't send all the money, you ain't gonna see him.
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  Speaker 8: Send what you got if she if taking it over
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  Speaker 8: there is too much drama, send it through a relative,
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  Speaker 8: Give it to a mama, give it to her sister,
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  Speaker 8: ask her to take it over there and do something
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  Speaker 8: for the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with
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  Speaker 8: the drama. I got that, and I know it's much
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  Speaker 8: to pay when you have to deal with that. Because clearly.
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  Speaker 8: I know hell have no fury like a woman's going
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  Speaker 8: Please know. I know that, please know. And that's a
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  Speaker 8: real statement. That ain't no saying. Steve got That's that's
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  Speaker 8: the truth. But do what you gotta do. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 8: have to apologize. Sometimes an apology goes a long way
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  Speaker 8: to your children. Just say, look, because I've made this
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  Speaker 8: upontology before. Hey man, look I'm sorry. I wasn't there
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  Speaker 8: for you. I was out grinding and hustling and I
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  Speaker 8: wasn't paying attention to you, and I should have been.
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  Speaker 8: And I apologize. And I imagine, man, there's days where
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  Speaker 8: you was telling people I was your father up at
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  Speaker 8: the school and they wasn't believing you. I apologize for
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  Speaker 8: sending you through that. But now, ma'am, I tell you what.
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  Speaker 8: I made some mistakes, and I got it together. I
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  Speaker 8: want me and you to move forward as father and son.
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  Speaker 8: I want me and you to move forward as father
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  Speaker 8: and daughter. I want to be in your life now.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't got a lot, but guess what, I know
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  Speaker 8: a lot because if you a man and you a father,
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  Speaker 8: please know, you know something that child don't know. You
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  Speaker 8: have information, you have experience. That's all they need sometimes
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  Speaker 8: to have somebody.
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  Speaker 2: To talk to.
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  Speaker 8: That daughter yours just needs to know from her daddy,
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  Speaker 8: how should a man treat me?
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  Speaker 2: Dad? What should I look for in a man?
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  Speaker 8: See, they'll take that information from you because they know
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  Speaker 8: it's coming from the right place. And then you know
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  Speaker 8: that your son needs you because you know how difficult
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  Speaker 8: it is if you're trying to be a man without
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  Speaker 8: your daddy. You already know how funky that is, right there.
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  Speaker 8: So come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
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  Speaker 8: Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number
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  Speaker 8: on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
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  Speaker 8: note up to the school.
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  Speaker 2: Do something. Man.
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  Speaker 8: If those of us that are fathers would just be fathers,
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  Speaker 8: I could shut the minering camp down.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 8: I will say I apologize because I don't want you
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  Speaker 8: to think I'm coming down on you. But I've been
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  Speaker 8: through this myself. I ain't really coming down. I'm just
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  Speaker 8: reminding you. This is our job. These are our children,
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  Speaker 8: this is our responsibility. We are men. There is no excuses.
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  Speaker 8: You don't get you don't get cut a brake on
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  Speaker 8: that one.
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  Speaker 10: Sorry you're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Show ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please?
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  Speaker 8: And the reason I'm asking for it is because when
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  Speaker 8: I get it, I'm gonna do something with it. Now,
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  Speaker 8: now that I have your attention, here we go. You're
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  Speaker 8: about to be enlightened, a little bit frightened, educated, but
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  Speaker 8: then sometimes a little miseducated. You're gonna be entertained, while
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  Speaker 8: at the same time start the process.
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  Speaker 2: Of being interchanged.
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  Speaker 8: Then we're gonna stimulate, but we're not gonna try to annihilate.
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  Speaker 8: And in other words, when you summer all this up,
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  Speaker 8: in the words of one of my dear, dear friends,
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  Speaker 8: the Steve Harvey Morning Show is about to tare their
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  Speaker 8: mouth out. And the word is mouth, MoU f f mouth.
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  Speaker 8: That's how we say it, that's how we spell it.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome to the show, Sureley straw Ben.
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  Speaker 1: That is what we do. Steve Harvey, good morning, let
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  Speaker 1: him for real?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening crew?
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  Speaker 11: Hey?
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  Speaker 12: Hey, hey, hey, junior morning.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't like yet?
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  Speaker 2: Mouse, Eva, nephew, Tommy.
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  Speaker 9: Have your mouth out, hey, just take it. Yeah, tongue
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  Speaker 9: and all gums all that will.
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  Speaker 2: Last anything in there. What if you have gentle work,
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  Speaker 2: pull that more money. You're gonna need some more work.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, you look good today.
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  Speaker 1: Steve, you're feeling all right?
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  Speaker 2: Tell yeah, you donna feel pretty good, man.
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  Speaker 8: I've changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've
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  Speaker 8: taken everything, everything that I used to have to do,
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  Speaker 8: I've turned it around and said I get to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Has made a world of difference. My day are going
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  Speaker 2: much smoother.
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  Speaker 8: I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and everything I do.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm just watching God to see what he got
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  Speaker 8: from and next, because He's always taking care of me.
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  Speaker 8: And I lived my life in the expectation that there's
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  Speaker 8: some greater things on the horizon, and I'm just watchful Lord.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Now, what I always try to make sure I do
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  Speaker 8: love is I try to give something for God to
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  Speaker 8: put his finger on. You know, God can touch it
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  Speaker 8: for you. I just try to give him something to touch,
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  Speaker 8: you know, I put it. I got a lot of
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  Speaker 8: balls in there. You know, he can take any one
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  Speaker 8: of them balls he want to and just blow it.
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  Speaker 1: Up, right, going to do that, But no, he did.
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  Speaker 1: He did this, and turns out it's better.
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  Speaker 2: Surely.
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  Speaker 8: I can't really tell you how many times what I
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  Speaker 8: wanted and what he gave me was two different things. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 8: how I want it and how he gave it to me.
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  Speaker 8: It was different time, and it was way better than
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  Speaker 8: what I want.
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  Speaker 1: Because his thoughts are not our thoughts.
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  Speaker 8: Man, Such a blessed man to come to the realization
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  Speaker 8: of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could
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  Speaker 8: teach people how it works without sound and preachy, because
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  Speaker 8: I'm not really qualified to do that. But I wish
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  Speaker 8: I could share with people how it works.
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  Speaker 9: Man, That's doable.
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  Speaker 2: But you can do that.
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  Speaker 3: All the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well you.
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  Speaker 10: Can teach him.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna try it in my clothes and remarks.
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  Speaker 13: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 13: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that brank.
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  Speaker 1: Back right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening morning show, all right, and it's time now
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  Speaker 13: to start your morning.
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  Speaker 1: Off with the nephew and run that breank back.
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  Speaker 10: What you got for his neph.
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  Speaker 9: The title of this is Condom clean Us. Come on
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  Speaker 9: cat Condom.
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  Speaker 11: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tamika. Tamika, how you doing.
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  Speaker 11: I'm I'm Brad from Quality Cleaners. I'm the manager over here.
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  Speaker 11: Uh huh, listen, did you bring some clothes in this morning?
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  Speaker 15: No? I didn't bring anything into you this morning.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, Well listen, we we got an order that was
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  Speaker 11: dropped off this morning.
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  Speaker 9: Here.
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  Speaker 11: Uh it's a couple of suits, uh, some business shirts
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  Speaker 11: and a few other things. But there's actually been some
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  Speaker 11: articles actually left in the clothing.
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  Speaker 15: So my husband probably brought that down.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, he talked about this morning. It was dropped off
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  Speaker 11: like around seven this morning. But we got it's got
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  Speaker 11: let's word this talk about a hundred bucks cash in
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  Speaker 11: the pocket. There's a couple of business cards. Uh, there's
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  Speaker 11: there's a cup link here. I looked all over. It's
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  Speaker 11: only one cup link and then there's two condoms in here.
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  Speaker 11: So I wanted to see if you guys wanted me
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  Speaker 11: to put this in a plastic bag or something and.
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  Speaker 15: It it Can you repeat what was left in there? Again?
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  Speaker 11: Well, like I said, we got a uh it's like
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  Speaker 11: right out one hundred maybe hundred and five bucks of cash. Uh.
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  Speaker 11: There's a business card from an insurance company. There's another
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  Speaker 11: business card for uh what it's this?
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  Speaker 6: This is uh what else was left right?
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  Speaker 11: Roll, I'm trying to tell you about all the business cards.
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  Speaker 15: Don't I'm not interested in the business card because you
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  Speaker 15: said something else.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, No, there's a coupling that we can't and we
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  Speaker 11: can't find the other coupling if it's here. We look
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  Speaker 11: all over the bag to see if we can find it,
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  Speaker 11: but we don't see that either.
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  Speaker 15: What what else is in this pocket?
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  Speaker 16: Uh?
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  Speaker 11: Like, I said, you got a you got one hundred
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  Speaker 11: dollars in here?
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  Speaker 15: There's some Uh no, no, no, you have said something
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  Speaker 15: to me.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, there's business cards. There's an insurance car for.
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  Speaker 15: Some business cards. You said something.
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  Speaker 11: Else, A coupling, man, there's a coupling in here that
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  Speaker 11: we can said something else? Oh, okay, with the last week.
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  Speaker 11: There's two condoms in here. Hello, what did did you say? Uh? Like,
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  Speaker 11: I said, there's one hundred dollars in here?
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  Speaker 6: There's no business Did you say?
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  Speaker 15: Did you say there was some condoms in there?
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  Speaker 11: There's two? There's two extra large combumns in here. Hello,
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  Speaker 11: I'm here.
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  Speaker 15: I'm just trying to digest all the stuff that you
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  Speaker 15: had just said that that was in my husband's pocket.
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  Speaker 15: Now you sure that this is my husband, Chris?
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  Speaker 8: Chris?
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  Speaker 11: Uh? Well, it has uh? I mean maybe you know
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  Speaker 11: the items man, this is there's a there's a gray suit.
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  Speaker 11: There's also a solid blue suit.
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  Speaker 15: That's that sounds that sounds familiar. But I'm not understanding.
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  Speaker 15: What's your number that condoms.
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  Speaker 11: The phone woman? That the phone number that I called
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  Speaker 11: the numbers that attached to this actual order. So I mean,
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  Speaker 11: this is the number we have on file? Is this
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  Speaker 11: is this his number? Your home number?
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  Speaker 2: Was your say?
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  Speaker 11: What the number is this?
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  Speaker 6: This is our house number?
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  Speaker 15: I I just don't believe you know what what you're
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  Speaker 15: telling me, because we just celebrated our our anniversary last
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  Speaker 15: week and this is what? What?
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  Speaker 11: What?
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  Speaker 4: What? What?
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  Speaker 9: I mean?
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  Speaker 11: What's what's wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 15: What's wrong?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 15: First about we married and we never used condoms? And
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  Speaker 15: then you look at calling me talking about you got
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  Speaker 15: condoms left in his suit coat pocket? I'm not understand.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I know he ain't on me, well not not,
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  Speaker 11: I mean not necessarily. I mean, you know they could
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  Speaker 11: have been there.
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  Speaker 15: Why why he laffed kinds in his pocket? That just
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  Speaker 15: don't make any damn sense. If we marry and we
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  Speaker 15: don't use kind of want of, what do you have
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  Speaker 15: kind of in his pocket?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know, man, you'd have to talk to Chris
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  Speaker 11: about that one. I guess my main reason is that
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  Speaker 11: you want me to wait a minute.
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  Speaker 15: I wanted to know did you did you clean anything yet?
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  Speaker 11: Did you clean the suit or no, we haven't cleaned.
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  Speaker 11: I just I just start talking stuff and I don't
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  Speaker 11: want you.
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  Speaker 15: I don't want you to clean up things. And all
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  Speaker 15: those articles that that you said, I want you to
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  Speaker 15: put it, huh. I want you to. I want you
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  Speaker 15: to put everything, including the damn conders. I want you
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  Speaker 15: to put it in the bag. I want you to
• 18:12
  Speaker 15: put it in the bag. Don't clean nothing. But if
• 18:15
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna come up there and I'm.
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: Gonna pick everything up, okay, I mean I'll be here
• 18:19
  Speaker 11: all day. Like I said, my name is Brad, and
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: I'll be here if you want me to. If you
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: want me to put him to the side, I won't
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: clean them. I'll just put him to the side and
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: I leave him in the same laundry bag he had
• 18:29
  Speaker 11: when he dropped them all.
• 18:30
  Speaker 15: Chris, I don't believe that I ain't gave it the
• 18:34
  Speaker 15: good years of my life and he's gonna turn around
• 18:35
  Speaker 15: a cheat on me. You make sure you don't clean
• 18:38
  Speaker 15: up thing, because I'm gonna serifie all that my damn self.
• 18:42
  Speaker 15: You put all that in the back I'm gonna call
• 18:44
  Speaker 15: my job and let him know I'm not coming into that.
• 18:47
  Speaker 11: Your mouth slow down. I don't want you to get
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: to hysterical. I mean, you know you're getting a little irate,
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: are you?
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 18:54
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna be all right. I am going to be
• 18:58
  Speaker 15: all right when I get up there. Who Chris is
• 19:01
  Speaker 15: gonna get up? That's all I got to say. You
• 19:04
  Speaker 15: make sure you have all that stuff not clean. I
• 19:06
  Speaker 15: don't want you to clean it. I want you to
• 19:08
  Speaker 15: put all that other that you said that you found
• 19:10
  Speaker 15: in the pocket. You put all that in the bag
• 19:13
  Speaker 15: because Chris is I don't know who you think?
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: Okay, would you like for me to call Chris.
• 19:19
  Speaker 15: I don't want you no, no, no, look Bobby, I
• 19:24
  Speaker 15: don't want you.
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: No. No man. Wait a minute, wait wait wait my
• 19:27
  Speaker 11: name is bred I don't.
• 19:29
  Speaker 15: Give a damn what your name is. So I really don't. Okay,
• 19:33
  Speaker 15: because Chris is gonna get stuff. You just put everything
• 19:36
  Speaker 15: in the backset like I had asked you to. I
• 19:39
  Speaker 15: am on my way down there, and Chris, well, this
• 19:43
  Speaker 15: ain't going down this way. We just renewed our vounds
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: and matters that don't come us coming three and you
• 19:48
  Speaker 15: up they're talking about that. That's what I'm not understanding
• 19:52
  Speaker 15: that I know how to do my math. Okay, Chris
• 19:55
  Speaker 15: is gonna get okay when you get home tonight.
• 19:59
  Speaker 11: There's something else in the pocket too. There's a note
• 20:01
  Speaker 11: in here, a note.
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: What does it say?
• 20:03
  Speaker 11: Okay, man, you know what? This has gotten way way
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: out of hand.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: I don't want to and you need to quit your mammy.
• 20:10
  Speaker 15: You get a jocket?
• 20:12
  Speaker 11: Would you make that to me now?
• 20:14
  Speaker 15: A fact? I want that in the bad too, more
• 20:17
  Speaker 15: evidence I have the better off is gonna be for me.
• 20:20
  Speaker 15: I'm uh what did the note say?
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: The note says, this is left you Timmy from the
• 20:26
  Speaker 11: Steve Harbin Morning Shows. Your husband Chris got me to play.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: Phone calls you what?
• 20:35
  Speaker 15: Oh my god, Chris was going to die tonight.
• 20:40
  Speaker 13: I was.
• 20:41
  Speaker 15: We'm going to have a barbecue in him, honor.
• 20:44
  Speaker 9: Do you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 15: Hear me? Oh my god, chriss.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: To me else, I'm a god.
• 21:01
  Speaker 15: Dave Harley Morning Show, Baby, Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 21:07
  Speaker 9: We got a line coming up, baby at the Majestic, Yes, sir,
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: June fifteenth, Saturday night, Father's Day Weekend, Nephew Tommy's house party.
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: How many jam and it's gonna be off the chain.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Dallas sports Worth, Texas tickets on sale right now. Get
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: your tickets and come.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: See the fools coming up next. Ask the COLO.
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: You're listening Dave Hardy Morning Show.
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: Well, guys, time now for us. The CO Chief Love Officer,
• 21:35
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey is here. This one CLO is from IRMA
• 21:40
  Speaker 13: in Stanford, Connecticut. Stanford, Connecticut. She says, I'm in my
• 21:44
  Speaker 13: mid fifties and I've been dating a man that's my age.
• 21:47
  Speaker 13: He is active on social media and takes lots of
• 21:49
  Speaker 13: pictures with women. He said he loves meeting people and
• 21:53
  Speaker 13: that's it. There's no romantic involvement with the women. I
• 21:56
  Speaker 13: have no idea if that's true or not, so I've
• 21:59
  Speaker 13: asked him this up posting the pictures if he wants
• 22:01
  Speaker 13: to continue to date me. Instead of removing the images,
• 22:05
  Speaker 13: he blocked me from his Facebook page. Is this a
• 22:08
  Speaker 13: deal breaker?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: What fifty year old man just love meeting people?
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: For what we are men, we don't do anything without reason.
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: We do nothing. Listen to me, I don't care what
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: man it is. We don't do nothing without a reason.
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: I love meeting people for what. That's cool to love
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: meeting people, but you got to meet him for a reason, right, Helen,
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: will be meeting a lot of people for unless I
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: want something man please, Yeah, and it's just women.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 13: And so to answer her question, Steve, it should be
• 22:45
  Speaker 13: a deal breaker, right because he'd havene blocked you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he definitely.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: That means he not Finn stop for you.
• 22:53
  Speaker 13: So yeah, you don't mean that much to him unfortunately. Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 13: All right, moving on this one from Dallas that is
• 23:03
  Speaker 13: the name. Dallas is an iHeartRadio app listener. Dallas says,
• 23:07
  Speaker 13: my girlfriend and I broke up last week over some
• 23:10
  Speaker 13: money I owed her and she embarrassed me so badly.
• 23:13
  Speaker 13: I repair computers for a living, and I've been having
• 23:16
  Speaker 13: problems with my seatic skiatic nerve, so I take muscle
• 23:21
  Speaker 13: relaxers for the pain. The pills mess with my libido
• 23:25
  Speaker 13: and I can't go to work while I'm taking them,
• 23:28
  Speaker 13: so I couldn't have sex or pay my girl back.
• 23:31
  Speaker 13: She sent a group text to our friends calling me
• 23:33
  Speaker 13: mister Microsoft whoa, which implied that it is small and
• 23:41
  Speaker 13: it doesn't work properly.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Can I recover from this?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Not in this circle of peace?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by some new friends.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: You know, unless unless you change your name the hard drive. Yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: all you could do home.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: You got to get an on the Facebook page started
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: up called hard drive, you know, and that's it, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: you can you know, and you could put that out
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: there before the Microsoft thing hits you know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Wow that way?
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, you know, I don't I don't know what
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: he was talking about this? Uh what he got a static?
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: What kind of nerve?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You know that static nerve?
• 24:29
  Speaker 13: No?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, well I've heard of people that have.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: And you got to take a peel for it. And
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: it makes you muscle, yeah, muscle relax.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Well you can't. That's the one muscle you can't relate.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm just telling you get the point.
• 24:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we're gonna stop taking this hire.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: You gotta give me, give me some vicaty, give me
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: something else, dog, but we're not take muscle relaxing.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I love your answer for hard drive.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: I love right.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: All right, that's how you can recover from it, Dallas.
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 25:03
  Speaker 10: Moving on.
• 25:04
  Speaker 13: Francis in Smyrna, Georgia says, I'm sixty seven years old
• 25:07
  Speaker 13: and my daughter and her son moved in with me
• 25:09
  Speaker 13: after they had a small house fire.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, now this is a guy.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: No, Francis is a woman, I believe.
• 25:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I think it was my grandson's fault, but I
• 25:20
  Speaker 13: don't think my daughter suspects anything is wrong with him.
• 25:23
  Speaker 13: I've been losing sleep since they've been staying with me
• 25:26
  Speaker 13: because my grandson is up all night. He's fourteen, so
• 25:29
  Speaker 13: his mom allows him to cook and be independent. How
• 25:32
  Speaker 13: do I tell my daughter that her son might need
• 25:34
  Speaker 13: to be evaluated?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Wow, maybe you need to get him checked out.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: That's the house, She tells me.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: Well, you need to, you know, you got to talk
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: like old people. Maybe you need to take him down
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: and get somebody seabout it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Now, we're gonna start with prayer.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: But if that don't work, we got to get him
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: down to a hospital because he just set your household far. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: to burn his house down because his ass can't cook
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: it in there cooking all types of night and that's
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: probably how it burnt your damn house down. Yeah, I mean,
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: but I can't get no sleep because he up wearing me.
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: That ain't gonna work.
• 26:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, in the kitchen.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: How to ease up on him at night? If I
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: was fresh? What you're doing in him every time you
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: see me? In the kitchen, walk up behind him and got.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: The whole do.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: Nothing mean yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: They behold twitted doll. If you say that to a
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: fourteen year old, you throw the ass in.
• 26:49
  Speaker 13: Or so yeah, seriously, so yeah, you just gotta I mean, Celo,
• 26:54
  Speaker 13: she's just gotta tell.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Her daughter, point her daughter point blank at her son.
• 26:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 13: We to get him checked out, seriously, because you don't
• 27:03
  Speaker 13: want another disaster to happen.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: And go to bed at night. What fourteen year old
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: kid is allowed?
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: First of all, he ain't disciplined. She letting him run
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: him up, and that's what's wrong.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: No discipline. Yeah, staying up all night.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's summertime, but he needs practice.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: He needs to be miss stuff.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but his mom allows him to cook and be independent.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't give a damn if it was summer time
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I had to go to bed.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need structure.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, can you just stay up? That TV off in there?
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: You ain't paying for nothing.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: You know right actly?
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: Got those lights up, getting bed, you're standing in a
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: refrigerator fall.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You ain't about nothing in now, drinking out of the
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: milk cart.
• 27:49
  Speaker 13: All right, We're moving on ruth Ann and Chicago says,
• 27:52
  Speaker 13: I am recently divorced and my ex husband is about
• 27:54
  Speaker 13: to get remarried. His mom and I are best friends
• 27:57
  Speaker 13: and we go to the casino together often. I babysat
• 28:01
  Speaker 13: all of his sister's children, so we've been a close
• 28:03
  Speaker 13: knit family for over twenty years.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: But that will all change soon.
• 28:08
  Speaker 13: My ex husband told his family members that I'm off
• 28:10
  Speaker 13: Lemons now and they need to get used to his
• 28:12
  Speaker 13: new wife.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: They're not happy about it, neither of I. And do
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: we have to respect his wishes?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Well they do. You might not, but you ain't going
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: to be running with my mama.
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: Thank you you're listening.
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. It gives me great pleasure
• 28:36
  Speaker 8: to introduce this man and Jane. You've never heard this,
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: so pay attention, he said. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: to the mic, a man who I affectionately referred to
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: as j Rap.
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: What is that stamp?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Juniors, raggedy as poems.
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: Came roun?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, well here it is Dad Father's Day.
• 29:04
  Speaker 17: Father's You know you're pretty much not gonna get nothing
• 29:07
  Speaker 17: for Father's Day. We already established that at the beginning
• 29:09
  Speaker 17: of the show.
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: Also, of some other.
• 29:11
  Speaker 17: Things you ain't gonna be getting either. So listen though,
• 29:13
  Speaker 17: fellas here go. It's called Father's Day poem. Jit is, Daddy,
• 29:25
  Speaker 17: you ain't getting nothing. Let's get this out the way.
• 29:29
  Speaker 17: You know, damn well, you ain't getting nothing. Each year
• 29:31
  Speaker 17: on Father's Day.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Well you might think you're gonna get some mm hmmm.
• 29:36
  Speaker 17: You'll even take a bath, stand there in your drawers
• 29:39
  Speaker 17: while she looks at you and laughs. Daddy, you ain't
• 29:41
  Speaker 17: getting nothing. We do this every year. You start getting
• 29:45
  Speaker 17: all giddy when father Day getting there. Daddy, you ain't
• 29:48
  Speaker 17: getting nothing. Let's just get this out so you're not
• 29:51
  Speaker 17: surprised and looking sad while your lip is all poked out.
• 29:55
  Speaker 17: You not getting nothing, Okay, So, Daddy, I hope you
• 29:57
  Speaker 17: made it clear with the words I had to say.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You ain't getting nothing.
• 30:01
  Speaker 17: Zero goo said not a Nathan, don't hold abball, empty
• 30:06
  Speaker 17: box on Sunday, this Father's Day the end.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: You're wrong, zero Nathan, the Father's Day, have me Father's Day.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: She ain't get you none of that either, nothing.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Zero j rap strikes again.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I'm you when you write, Steve.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I was the home right right there.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: I'm telling.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Joy Kill has nothing to say to his little protege.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I don't tell me no way they left.
• 30:43
  Speaker 14: You know nothing, get nothing.
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: Now to Steve, Jay and Junior, I gotta ask you, guys,
• 30:54
  Speaker 13: what was the most embarrassing thing your father ever did
• 30:57
  Speaker 13: to you?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: And what's the best of advice your dad ever gave you?
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Call myself going to fight my father, you know. I
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: mean one day I was gonna stand up and uh
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: he hit me in the stomach so hard. I never
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: I mean fish went all the way to my back.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: It was like, wow, he knocked me, not me. He
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: just one punch.
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: I'm like, let's do this.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: That's exactly what I said. I said, damn it, let's
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: do this. And he hit me in my stomach so
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: damn hard that I passed out.
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: Let's do this, said, let's do this.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: He said all right, let's yeah, he said all right
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: and hit me and my dad stummach again.
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: Whoa Okay?
• 31:49
  Speaker 17: Oh my daddy going to school with me as a
• 31:52
  Speaker 17: student because I was talking in class man my grades
• 31:56
  Speaker 17: were slipping. He said, okay, I know you don't want
• 31:58
  Speaker 17: to lie. I said, I'll be there the mar and
• 32:00
  Speaker 17: he was there the whole damn day in class to class.
• 32:03
  Speaker 17: I ain't never focused on trying to do some homework
• 32:05
  Speaker 17: in class. I was the best still in that day
• 32:08
  Speaker 17: because my daddy sitting right behind me, his big ass
• 32:10
  Speaker 17: in the desk, sitting right behind me, needs all lot.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Don't you know the answer to spate? I know space?
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Come on, I mean that whole day, even going to
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: None of my friends talked to me that entire day,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: just me.
• 32:27
  Speaker 14: And he got he got pen and paper, table and
• 32:31
  Speaker 14: everything like.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: My locker with me.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I smell, I can't get no girls here today.
• 32:37
  Speaker 13: Days, come on, embarrassing.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really know.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: I had a great father. My daddy did not do
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: a lot of talking. And this thing was to make
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: you figure it out. So every summer I had to
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: work construction with him, might when I got older. And
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: so his thing was he would be working on the
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: job site and to make sure I was looking, he
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: would look at me and go, I'm fin to do
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: this right.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: He'll go up there and get that thing for me. Now,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I'm fin to do this right here, go up there
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: and get that thing.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: Now, I gotta walk all the way up this hill,
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: and it's just at the.
• 33:27
  Speaker 9: Top of the hill is just for the thing. And
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: so the first time.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: He's sitting down him there. My youngest brother, who's eleven
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: years older than he was working with him too.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: I came back down the hill and I didn't have
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: the right thing, and he said, what's that for? I said,
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: I bought it down here. He said, what your hell?
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: Would you bring that down here when I'm doing this here?
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: And I told you to bring me that thing down
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: here so I could do this here.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I wanted so bad. Had to go, Daddy, do this? Hell?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: What and getting what thing?
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Damn? Come on for My brother looking at me like,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: come on, man, just do the one smart thing you
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: got to do. So I walked back up that hill.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I came back down.
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: With two things in my head, and I'll be damn
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: wouldn't neither one of them. He said, boy, I raised
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: you to be a thinking man. Now I'm fit to
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: do this here, gork dare and bring that thing down here.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: When I came back down that hill the third time,
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: I had that whole wheelbarrow. I know every thing that
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: was on top of that hill. I got down there
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: said okay, and my brother was just laughing. He said, man,
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: you brought all these damn tues down here. He gonna
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: get mad. I better gonna go back up there with there.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: I wasn't bringing the wrong thing down here, he said,
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: all right, now get that to me. You know, I
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: handed him everything out there wheelbarrow until I got to
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: the last thing.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: And that's what the hell he wanted. That's how my
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: daddy taught us. I said, man, this dude right here, all.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: Right, see, thank you, you're listening.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Morning show, and it's time now for a rounded.
• 35:18
  Speaker 13: Would you rather would you rather be seen at a
• 35:21
  Speaker 13: strip club, guys, or would you.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Rather be seen at a brothel? Which one? Strip club
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: or brothel?
• 35:30
  Speaker 14: You're gonna see me?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I got you. If I got to pick one, I
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: got to be at that damn strip club.
• 35:38
  Speaker 14: I had to be at the strip club because I
• 35:40
  Speaker 14: ain't never been to a bronx.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: But that brothel going in your marriage and your career.
• 35:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, you might get a second chance.
• 35:49
  Speaker 14: I can't go no brothel.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Tell me what about.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Get some chicken wings and all that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: I'm torn between the two. Going with lamar odem rock them.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: You see what happened took his ass.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: At the frock.
• 36:11
  Speaker 13: I gotta make better choice, all right? Would you rather
• 36:16
  Speaker 13: never age mentally, or never age physically.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Give me that mind, that body gonna change, you give
• 36:24
  Speaker 9: me that mine, so.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: You never want to age mentally?
• 36:27
  Speaker 14: The hell I got all these musclefhuls, but can't think.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: You're just buffing dump fucking dumb.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: What you got hard depend on where you stop at mentally?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Okay until today nineteen percent body stopp.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll stop aging physically my mind. From here I
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: can make it with what I know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: Nothing make it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I get on to take me I ain't. I ain't
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: got to. I ain't got to think a new damn thing.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I would you rather be five?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: We're sitting over there with just hell no be you
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: have seven.
• 37:07
  Speaker 13: Feet tall, seven feet tall, five ft two inches tall
• 37:11
  Speaker 13: or seven feet tall?
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: Which five? To the hell with? That's to seven feet?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: What don't you ask me?
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: That's because you ain't used to it. If you got
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: about certain, you can't. They ain't gotta clothes that fitted
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: the shoes.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: That's you ain't used to it. I don't take my throat.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: I'd have been in the lead. They fit in the
• 37:38
  Speaker 8: can't fit in your car.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: But it's just a permanent short ass dude right here stupid.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I don't want to seven foot. I can't get closed.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: I love you boys.
• 37:49
  Speaker 9: That's too high up there. That's just.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: All right? One last one we have.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: I have seven feet tall. See, that's only ten inch
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: just for me. For you, that's two damn feet. It's
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: too high up there. I'm not going way up. But
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: what what are we doing when we get up there?
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: What is only ten inches for me?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: That's two feet for you? That's too much.
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: That's took your.
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: Feet, balance, your feet, head off the bed? You got.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather you're listening?
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: Morning Show?
• 38:31
  Speaker 13: Well, you guys know that it's summertime. People can't wait
• 38:34
  Speaker 13: to travel and go on vacation. So Steve, I gotta
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: ask you this, what do you like most about going
• 38:40
  Speaker 13: on vacation? Uh? We saw you and Marjorie fishing, Junior.
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: I know you and your family fish, Tommy, you and
• 38:46
  Speaker 13: your mommy fish.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: What's happening, Steve?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Well, we were just out in the backyard. That's all
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: you want.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Were just out in the back y'all.
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: Y'all said go on vacation. We ain't gone vacation. It
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: ain't vacation time. If I was on vacation. Why is
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: I'm on this radio that ain't vacation today? Just went
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: out back to see Marjorie. She was she wont to fish.
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: I gotta go down there and set all her rods
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: and stuff up for And I wasn't even trying to fish.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I had on slides and everything. But then she down there.
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: She want to use another rod, So I had to
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: go down there to show how to use that type
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: of rod. She want to use my rod, which I
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: use a bake caster. She ain't ready for that because
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: now she gonna burd nests all day long.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: She threw it. I told her not to use my
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: rod one time. Well, it's just it's three different rods.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: It's it's a, it's a it's a it's an open face,
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: it's a it's a veil hozzle, you know, and then
• 39:51
  Speaker 8: it's a bake cast.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I used a bake cast for us. You don't know
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: nothing about it? Sure what you asked me for.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: Listening?
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: But see I don't surely ask me then when I
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: tell it, then I don't. I don't know nothing about this.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: What your as be casters? Just throw the rod in
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: the water and catch a fish that ain't what it
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: is extra stuff.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Okay. So anyway, we was on the side in the backyard.
• 40:21
  Speaker 14: So bad.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Hell you bring it up. Come on, I saw you
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: and margin on the fishing. Go ahead, tell her something, junior.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: She can understand. Don't say complicated, okay, say word, so
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: We don't.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: We don't feel we crabbing people. We crab, you know,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: we go down together.
• 40:39
  Speaker 14: We got the crab.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: You know when we get down.
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we do crab.
• 40:43
  Speaker 17: You know when we do get down in time, because
• 40:44
  Speaker 17: it would be a fight on the way down there,
• 40:46
  Speaker 17: because somebody forgot the next never got to stop and
• 40:48
  Speaker 17: getting this, never got to get baked. It'd be all
• 40:51
  Speaker 17: day by the time we get to the damn craft
• 40:53
  Speaker 17: that went back in the water.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: We were waiting to get caught. They take too long.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Two minutes.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Stop bath, buddy, I'm hungry man.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: You were fishing the other day.
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: In town, I did. I fished in Tampa the other day.
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: I called a unique well, it was unique to me.
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: I never caught one fish called a pamper note. I've
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: ever heard of that. But I called a pompa note
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: supposed to be good for eating.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: But did you eat it?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Over here?
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: I didn't eat it. But that was the first time
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: of me catching one, which which was a good experience
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: right in the bay of town for catching some fish. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: that's what I think I can fishing. I could fish
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: in my backyard. Yeah right, Yes, I ain't got that
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: kind of I ain't got that kind of lake.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: He got lake.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: I ain't got the lake he got. But I'm not
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: on the lake. I'm not on the lake. That's right.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: I'm not got you. The big boy got lake. Pop
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: did his estate at the chateau. You know you got
• 42:07
  Speaker 8: a river.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I'm just a little share shared river property with other
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: people the lake.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Whose lake is bigger than mine? Size matters that talking
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: about right now? I just want to get a vacation mode.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I want a vacation.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: But going down to the chateau. Remember you said that
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you were going.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't go nowhere. I didn't go nowhere.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to carl because I've never been fishing.
• 42:46
  Speaker 11: No.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: I want to learn.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: It seems relaxing. Its Oh it is.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: It's very It's one of my absolute favorite things to do.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: It's your favorite thing to learn.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: You see what Steve says is one of his favorite
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: things to do.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: Oh, absolutely, okay, I like fishing more than I like
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: playing golf or some say, gods, what you look?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, No, fishing is dope, man.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: All right, well we're moving on, okay. Coming up next
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to nephew is here and he'll have a prank phone
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: call for you right after this.
• 43:22
  Speaker 13: You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top
• 43:27
  Speaker 13: of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: It's my strawberry letter.
• 43:30
  Speaker 13: For today, the subject my sister can't have my girlfriend.
• 43:35
  Speaker 13: My sister can't have my girlfriend. But right now the
• 43:38
  Speaker 13: nephews in the building with today's prank phone call. What
• 43:41
  Speaker 13: you got for his nep.
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: Bpe TMC, y'all want to give a shot bp E TMC.
• 43:48
  Speaker 9: Give it a shot, baby put.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Tius everything and my.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: Black people? Black people eat too much chicken, too much chicken.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: B P E t m C.
• 44:14
  Speaker 9: Let's go cat dog hell us.
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach Jason.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Please, it's Jason.
• 44:20
  Speaker 11: Hi, Jason, my name is Remy. I'm calling with B
• 44:23
  Speaker 11: P E t m C. As you say, going, I'm
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: doing firing. But what the bt whoever that is b
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: P E T m C. It's an organization we've been
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: around for the last five years and we're trying to
• 44:34
  Speaker 11: help different things in the black community and wanted to
• 44:36
  Speaker 11: reach out and give you a call and see if
• 44:38
  Speaker 11: you would be on board to help signing a petition
• 44:41
  Speaker 11: that we're going to have going around with B P E.
• 44:44
  Speaker 11: T m C. If you don't mind, Okay, what is
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: it about? Well, B P E T m C. Jason
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: is uh, black people eat too much chicken and what
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: we're trying to do is.
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: Cut back.
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: Much chickens. What the hell is this?
• 44:58
  Speaker 11: My name, my name is me, sir. Okay, what do
• 45:01
  Speaker 11: you mean about black people eat too much chicken? We've
• 45:04
  Speaker 11: we've done we've we've done a test study and we realize, sir,
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: that black people are the ones that are eating too
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: much chicken. And what we want to do is try
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: to cut back because right now there's.
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: A spend the time e's and ask them they eat
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: all time of chicken, chicken food, young, all this yeah
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: chicken and white do you eat chicken? Calligate all this chicken.
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: Chicken, stir fried rice with chicken and all this sudden
• 45:24
  Speaker 11: you want to come to me talking about a white
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: person eat too much damn chicken? Did you ask white people.
• 45:29
  Speaker 11: I bet you didn't.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: No with no white folks.
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: I bet you're gonna go to them, y'all proud of them. Uh. Well,
• 45:34
  Speaker 11: so we're gonna we're gonna get to that. We're starting
• 45:36
  Speaker 11: in the black community. You black people are the ones
• 45:38
  Speaker 11: that seem to buy the most chicken.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Man, no chicken.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Guess what?
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: How don't we eat chicken? And if I did, he's
• 45:45
  Speaker 11: some chicken.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: I'll be cursing.
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 45:47
  Speaker 11: We are you get something?
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: Hugh?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: How enough?
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: Y'all got my number in it? What do you get, sir? Actually,
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: we're getting numbers from the supermarket. Uh, and we're getting
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: a thing of people who buy the most. Can you
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: get my come in in supermarket? Sir? Right? The main
• 46:05
  Speaker 11: thing we're trying to get you to do is cut
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: back on eating chicken.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Now, I don't eat no chicken.
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: And you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: and eat some chicken.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: And don't call me you know about eating too much.
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: I don't even call my phone, So you got that.
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: All?
• 46:24
  Speaker 11: Hello, I'm trying to reach callaway? Is this Callaway?
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: That's kind of who how you doing? My name is Remy.
• 46:32
  Speaker 11: I'm with b p E t m C. And Uh,
• 46:38
  Speaker 11: my name is Remy, sir. I'm with b P E
• 46:40
  Speaker 11: t m C. What we're doing is we have a
• 46:43
  Speaker 11: petition we're trying to get signed throughout the black community,
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: uh of some things that we're trying to actually help
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: out in the black community.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: Uh Huh.
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: So b P E t m C is actually an
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: organization and we're trying to actually uh save some things
• 46:56
  Speaker 11: in the black community.
• 46:57
  Speaker 15: Where's it was we today? What's that sayingful? There's that
• 47:00
  Speaker 15: BT What is that for?
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: Uh? B P E t m C is is uh,
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: black people eat too much chicken?
• 47:08
  Speaker 15: And what we're trying to do with man, you got
• 47:10
  Speaker 15: your kidding me? Man?
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Who is this man?
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: This is? This is Remy sir. We're trying to get
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on?
• 47:17
  Speaker 11: It's black people are buying too much chicken.
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: You gotta get me with this man?
• 47:22
  Speaker 15: This is a night man? Who is this man?
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: I am Caucasian, sir, Yes, man, why are you calling
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: me with this? Well, what we're trying to do is
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: we're trying to get how.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Do you get my number?
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: First of all, actually we get it. We're getting numbers
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: from the supermarkets that are letting us know.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Man, you the people are.
• 47:40
  Speaker 15: With the found my phone with this man talking about
• 47:42
  Speaker 15: a beat ticket.
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: Man, No, you gonna make.
• 47:45
  Speaker 15: Me get it, smack one of they all down with.
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: You, okay, sir.
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: What we're trying to do is get you guys to
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: cut back on buying chicken. Who is you gas?
• 47:52
  Speaker 15: You're talking about you guys?
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: Well, the black community is the black community.
• 47:56
  Speaker 15: Hey man, you've been going on with that. We can't
• 47:59
  Speaker 15: get tab of that, then we'll be calling that phone
• 48:01
  Speaker 15: with the man.
• 48:04
  Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Valerie.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: A val It's a how can I help you?
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: My name is Rimy. I'm with BPE TMC.
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: How you doing.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: I'm doing fine and you I'm.
• 48:17
  Speaker 11: Very well, ma'am.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: What we're trying to do is, uh, if I take
• 48:20
  Speaker 11: a little bit of your time, we're trying to actually
• 48:22
  Speaker 11: get a survey signed by people in the black community.
• 48:26
  Speaker 11: We're actually trying to help out in the black community.
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: The organization is BPE TMC. And what this is is
• 48:32
  Speaker 11: black What is that?
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 48:34
  Speaker 11: That's that's black people eat too much chicken. So what
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: we're doing is we're trying to get.
• 48:41
  Speaker 15: That more time for me.
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: Black people eat too much chicken. You see, there's been
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: a shortage in chicken. So what we're trying to do
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: is get black.
• 48:49
  Speaker 15: People to in chicken. And you want to do a survey,
• 48:53
  Speaker 15: well we want.
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: What we want you guys to do is sign a
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: petition that you're not going to eat any more chicken
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: this year.
• 48:58
  Speaker 15: What we just started to eat chicken? You know, we
• 49:02
  Speaker 15: eat beef, we eat steak, we eat fish. I don't
• 49:05
  Speaker 15: so you're trying to pull that off the market. Now,
• 49:07
  Speaker 15: why would you want to tell us not to eat chicken?
• 49:10
  Speaker 15: Then we eat other stuff too.
• 49:12
  Speaker 14: Why are you getting here?
• 49:13
  Speaker 15: D find the from because this doesn't make any sense.
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: The test study, man was over chicken, and it just
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: seems like that test study.
• 49:20
  Speaker 15: Who did this test study?
• 49:22
  Speaker 11: Well we did, man, we're bpe TMC. And what after
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: doing the test study, we did realize that the black
• 49:28
  Speaker 11: people are the ones that we could test.
• 49:30
  Speaker 15: Only just do it. I have to do black people.
• 49:32
  Speaker 15: I mean, just use white people. But white people eat
• 49:35
  Speaker 15: chicken too. And she goes out those diets and stuff.
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: Okay man, use Asian?
• 49:40
  Speaker 15: What about the Hispanics? Did you use them?
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: Okay man, listen. What the bottom line is. Our first
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: study is black people, and what we're trying to do
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: is get you guys to cut back on eating.
• 49:50
  Speaker 15: Oh, yes, study should be everybody.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: This is something.
• 49:53
  Speaker 15: What did you get my number from?
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: We got to We got numbers from the supermarkets that people.
• 49:57
  Speaker 15: That my number from those supermarkets that I ain't give
• 49:59
  Speaker 15: them number to know supermarket. This is don't make any
• 50:02
  Speaker 15: damn sense. You calling me interrupted me about.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Some like this.
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: This is this was bottom line, ma'am.
• 50:08
  Speaker 15: You don't tell on me, you know, me telling me
• 50:11
  Speaker 15: what the hell I can eat? You don't lie mine,
• 50:14
  Speaker 15: You got light on them. Twist this south, yes, you
• 50:17
  Speaker 15: do like twist it. Calling somebody telling them that black
• 50:20
  Speaker 15: people eat too much chicken? You and your partition.
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: Would you like to hear what the survey is actually saying?
• 50:26
  Speaker 15: Now, I don't want to hear what the survey is
• 50:28
  Speaker 15: actually saying, because what you're saying.
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: Is about a whole bunch of But the survey is
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: saying that. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: Morning Show, Valerie, this is nephew to baby from the
• 50:41
  Speaker 11: Steve Walker.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh.
• 50:50
  Speaker 15: I love them.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Some chicken.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Anybody wants some right now?
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Waffles. I'm not mad at that chicken and waffles.
• 51:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: Sure. Saturday June fifteenth is going down. It's the Nephew
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: Thomas House Party. Comedy Jam is in Dallas Fort Worth,
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Texas at the Majestic Theater. Tickets are on sale right now.
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: I got my boy Tony Robberts. I got domin Niggas
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: So Dallas Fort Worth Churches. Tickets are on sale right now.
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: Y'all come on and hang out with your boy. The
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: Nephew will be there Father's Day weekend, Saturday night, June fifteen.
• 51:30
  Speaker 9: My anniversary is June sixteenth. All right, June sixteenth is
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: my anniversary. Me and my wife twenty three years. Here
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: is it, twenty three years, Big Jim my favorite killing
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: whooman too. She coming to my showman. You know, my
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: wife has not been in my show in a long time.
• 51:51
  Speaker 9: And I'm a little worried because the waters of my
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: jokes three quarters of my jokes is a boy.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna change some stuffy so.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: You're going to just mess up your annivers.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: He really is stupid. Coming up next, Strawberry letter subject.
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: My sister can't have my girlfriend.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
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  Speaker 13: All right, let's go. Subject my sister can't have my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley, I have some news to share with you,
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  Speaker 13: and I need your input. I am a thirty three
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  Speaker 13: year old woman and I have a female friend that
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  Speaker 13: everyone thinks is just a friend, but secretly she's my
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  Speaker 13: girlfriend girlfriend as in lover. It all started about four
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  Speaker 13: years ago when we both were having issues in our
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  Speaker 13: love life and we started venting, crying and holding each other.
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  Speaker 13: One thing led to another, and it was on. I
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  Speaker 13: totally loved the experience and wish I could be with
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  Speaker 13: her more, but we live in different cities. We've managed
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  Speaker 13: to be discreet with everything, so no one knows anything.
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  Speaker 13: She came to town two weekends ago for my son's
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  Speaker 13: birthday party, and she spent most of the time laughing
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  Speaker 13: and talking to my younger sister. I was kind of mad,
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  Speaker 13: but I had to play it off because I didn't
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  Speaker 13: want to cause the scene. After the party, I told
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  Speaker 13: my girlfriend that I was a bit jealous, and she
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  Speaker 13: said that it was nothing but light flirting because she
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  Speaker 13: was trying to see if.
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  Speaker 1: My sister was interested.
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  Speaker 13: Well, after talking to my sister and jokingly asking her
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  Speaker 13: what she and my girlfriend were talking about, my sister
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  Speaker 13: considered it to be more than flirting, and she is
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  Speaker 13: interested in my girlfriend. I was furious, but there is
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  Speaker 13: nothing I can do. I didn't even know my sister
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  Speaker 13: was interested in women, but she is. So here's the problem.
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  Speaker 13: We are all scheduled to go to Mexico for the
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  Speaker 13: fourth of July, and I am dreading this trip because
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  Speaker 13: if the two of them get together, I would die.
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  Speaker 9: Oh.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, I fail to mention that all three of us
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  Speaker 13: are married dot dot dot t men. What shall I
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  Speaker 13: read that line again?
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  Speaker 9: Oh?
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  Speaker 13: I failed to mention that all three of us are
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  Speaker 13: married dot dot dot to men. We've all been married
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  Speaker 13: at least five years. My husband and my girlfriend's husband
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  Speaker 13: are clueless, and now my sister is trying to cheat
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  Speaker 13: on her husband with my girl. Can you help me
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  Speaker 13: sort this out?
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  Speaker 7: Should I be.
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  Speaker 13: Jealous or not?
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  Speaker 10: Well, okay, I can try.
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  Speaker 13: That's all I can do is try here. Because this
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  Speaker 13: is my job. I'm gonna try. Should you be jealous?
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  Speaker 13: I would definitely say yes you should be jealous because
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  Speaker 13: it does sound like your sister's making her move and
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  Speaker 13: trying to push up on your girl and your so
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  Speaker 13: called girlfriend. Sounds like she's entertaining your sister's advances. Well,
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  Speaker 13: like she put it in the letter, she was just
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  Speaker 13: trying to see if your sister was interested. Well, your
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  Speaker 13: sister made it plaine in the letter that she is interested. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: that's pretty clear. The problem in this letter is all
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  Speaker 13: these secrets. It's so many secrets. You and your sister
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  Speaker 13: have secrets, You and your girlfriend have secrets. You have
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  Speaker 13: secrets from all of your husbands. All three of the
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  Speaker 13: girls have secrets from all of their from all of
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  Speaker 13: your husbands. I don't know how long these secrets are
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  Speaker 13: gonna last, because if your sister and your girlfriend get together,
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  Speaker 13: your jealousy is probably going to explode here because you're
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  Speaker 13: already jealous just telling us about it.
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  Speaker 1: You're upset with your sister.
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  Speaker 13: Your sister has a lot of nerve going after your girl,
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  Speaker 13: but then because of the secret, she didn't know it
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  Speaker 13: was your girl. You three are gonna have to get
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  Speaker 13: together and work something out if you want this to continue.
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  Speaker 13: And this is crazy? Did I fail to mention that
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  Speaker 13: this was crazy? Because all three of you guys are
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  Speaker 13: married to men, and you're cheating.
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  Speaker 10: You're cheating, all right, this is cheating.
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  Speaker 13: I don't care if it's a girl on girl, it's
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  Speaker 13: still cheating, okay, because the three of you guys are married.
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  Speaker 13: This is a mess. I'm trying to help you sort
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  Speaker 13: it out. I don't think I did a very good job.
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  Speaker 10: I just know.
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  Speaker 13: I just know that this is a mess, and you
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  Speaker 13: guys are gonna have to work this out. I don't
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  Speaker 13: think your sister should be pushing up on your girl, though,
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  Speaker 13: and I don't think you should be cheating on your
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  Speaker 13: husband or your girlfriend or your sister.
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  Speaker 10: Steve, good luck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna try to straighten this out. It's
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  Speaker 2: just SHIRLEYE.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't understand when you said your sister shouldn't be
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  Speaker 8: pushing up on your girl.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, the lady who wrote the letter, Uh huh, her sister.
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  Speaker 13: Her sister is interested in her girlfriend, but.
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  Speaker 2: Her sister don't know that that's her girlfriend.
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  Speaker 11: I know that.
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  Speaker 2: So what you mean she shouldn't be pushing up on her.
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  Speaker 12: Well, she shouldn't.
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  Speaker 10: She shouldn't be pushing up on her.
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  Speaker 9: She's Yeah, of course she's married. You know that.
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  Speaker 2: I just my turn.
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  Speaker 8: You know what, Shirley, I ain't even gonna you did
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  Speaker 8: a good job. I ain't even gonna try to figure
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  Speaker 8: this out. Everybody know this ain't none of my damn lane.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody know I don't know nothing about this. Everybody know
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  Speaker 8: this sain't what I do.
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  Speaker 2: Stop this on.
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  Speaker 8: It's relationship advice, Steve, that's all you have to look
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  Speaker 8: at it like, well, yeah, that's true. But when it's this,
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  Speaker 8: it's three women that's married to three dudes, but three
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  Speaker 8: three women is loving on each other about two. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: don't none of y'all belong to each other, and all
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  Speaker 8: three of y'all belong to somebody else?
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  Speaker 2: M M that church?
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  Speaker 9: Amen?
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  Speaker 2: Amen, don't none of y'all three belong to each other?
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  Speaker 8: But all three of y'all belong to someone else. M
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  Speaker 8: well in the words of being with us, I almost
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  Speaker 8: single beer with this song. When we come back, you're.
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  Speaker 12: About to get do that nothing the one I thank you,
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  Speaker 12: but you can.
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  Speaker 13: Let me just say this, see you can handle it.
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  Speaker 13: I have confidence in you. We're gonna we're gonna have
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  Speaker 13: part two of you come on coming up at twenty
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  Speaker 13: three after the hour subject my sister can't have my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 13: All right, come on, Steve, you can do this. Let's
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  Speaker 13: recap today's letter. My sister can't have my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 8: Thirty three year old woman m got this friend to
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  Speaker 8: hers that they didn't hear it from everybody that they
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  Speaker 8: molding friends.
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  Speaker 2: They really love us. She loved it.
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  Speaker 8: The way they be doing it together is for her.
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  Speaker 8: Wish she could do it more, but they live in
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  Speaker 8: separate cities. Got together have a weekend for her son's
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  Speaker 8: birthday party. She spent the whole time loft laughing and
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  Speaker 8: talking to this woman's younger sister, her girl, her girl.
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  Speaker 8: I was kind of mad, but I had to play
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  Speaker 8: it all because I ain't want to cause a scene.
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  Speaker 2: Then after the party.
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  Speaker 8: I told my girlfriend I was a bit jealous, So
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  Speaker 8: she said it was nothing but life flirting because she
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  Speaker 8: was trying to see if my sister was interested. Then
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  Speaker 8: I went over there and started talking my damn sister,
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  Speaker 8: jokingly asking to her, and my girlfriend was talking about
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  Speaker 8: my sister considered it molten flirting. Now she interested in
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  Speaker 8: my girlfriend. I'm mad as hell, but it ain't nothing
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  Speaker 8: nothing due I don't even know my sister was interested
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  Speaker 8: in women. Well, I bet she ain't know you was
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  Speaker 8: interested in women either, but she is what so is you?
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  Speaker 9: So here is the problem. All three of y'all is
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  Speaker 9: the problem. We are all.
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  Speaker 8: Scheduled to go to Mexico for the fourth of July. Whoa,
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  Speaker 8: and I'm dreading this trip because the two of them
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  Speaker 8: getting together.
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  Speaker 9: I would die.
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  Speaker 8: Then I failed to mention that all three of us
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  Speaker 8: is married to men, all right now, so crazy though
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  Speaker 8: none of y'all I'm talking about the three women thought
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  Speaker 8: none of y'all belong to each other, But all of
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  Speaker 8: y'all belonged to somebody else. Y'all got husbands, y'all tripping.
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  Speaker 8: So here's my solution for all this. We got to
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  Speaker 8: stop some of this line. I think all six of
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  Speaker 8: y'all or to put it all out on the table. What, Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I think all the women, or to go to all
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  Speaker 8: their husbands as go hey, just so you know we
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  Speaker 8: all care about each other. You might find out that
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  Speaker 8: there's more caring in that group, then you got stomach
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  Speaker 8: for what. You might find out that it's more caring
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  Speaker 8: in that group, Then you got stomach fault.
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  Speaker 2: Now you running there with that news if you want to,
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  Speaker 2: But you might.
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  Speaker 8: Get some news of your damn own, No, man, because
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  Speaker 8: I kind of got a feeling that one of the
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  Speaker 8: men might know something. I bet you one of them
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  Speaker 8: men would love to know that y'all is interested in
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  Speaker 8: each other.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you wanted them me and want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you say that though?
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  Speaker 2: Because he gonna want to get involved too. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: want to go to Mexico? My else? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Where they going.
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  Speaker 9: Mexico?
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  Speaker 2: What point oneth of July?
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  Speaker 9: I'm available.
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  Speaker 2: Three of a man. When you're a time, y'all going
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  Speaker 2: to play golf?
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  Speaker 9: Hurry up?
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  Speaker 2: For the course closed?
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  Speaker 13: So the only.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it? When is y'all going to play golf? Don't
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  Speaker 2: y'all want to go get some drinks?
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  Speaker 9: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: Up, girl, I'm so glad they're gone. What y'all want
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  Speaker 2: to do? Girl, Let's go get niked getting this swimming pool?
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  Speaker 2: Girl under chee. I thought they never leave. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why these men up in here all this time?
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  Speaker 2: Right here, we could have been in this damn water.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 12: Oh man, it's too much, little girl.
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  Speaker 2: I missed you so much. Doesn't not last laughing girl
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  Speaker 2: with you?
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  Speaker 8: Oh god?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I see you just got your bottoms on?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's how we're gonna do this, all right? He
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  Speaker 2: just up in there.
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  Speaker 8: How long you think they'll be playing golf? At least
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  Speaker 8: five hour? Girl, I'm gonna be tired. I can five hours, man,
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  Speaker 8: get on my nerves. Then we're gonna have to get
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  Speaker 8: with them tonight. They gonna get the drinking. They gonna
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  Speaker 8: want to do something. I don't feel like them on me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 8: Man, he wants to come over here. He don't be
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  Speaker 8: doing nothing. He don't be doing nothing but you, girl,
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  Speaker 8: and just go out the ocean. In the ocean, dog,
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  Speaker 8: we ain't got to get our hairway. Who said something
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  Speaker 8: about getting their.
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  Speaker 11: Hair with.
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  Speaker 8: You could just hold your head down? Oh my god, girl,
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  Speaker 8: you can just hold your head back. You ain't even
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  Speaker 8: got to get in, no walk, sit right there on
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  Speaker 8: the edge of that's hot hot tub.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question? What you need to
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  Speaker 2: call it?
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  Speaker 3: I want how much tequila?
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  Speaker 9: Girl?
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  Speaker 8: We don't drink up all the garvet they got died here. Girl,
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  Speaker 8: I drank so much tequila. I feel like I'm Puerto
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  Speaker 8: Rican down.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, Puerto Rican. We're in Mexico. Guy, that's how much tequila.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm in. I've been down here.
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  Speaker 2: Go get that big blue and white tall bottle over there.
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  Speaker 2: They said, that's real good.
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  Speaker 12: Ignorant man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so tired of these man? This is all right?
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  Speaker 12: Listen.
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  Speaker 13: listening to Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, you're a father, you know,
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  Speaker 13: one of the best we know. Not only do you
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  Speaker 13: father your own biological children, but you mentor many, many
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  Speaker 13: millions of boys around the world. So I want you
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  Speaker 13: to tell us about the first time you became a father.
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  Speaker 13: You didn't just have one baby, you had a set
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  Speaker 13: of twins, Brandy and Carly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just be honest about my role as a father.
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  Speaker 8: Every last one of my children, every last one of them,
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  Speaker 8: was a complete damn surprised as a woman came in
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  Speaker 8: and said to me, I'm pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: You are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we haven't they have kind talk, so you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 8: But I'll tell you though it's been I think being
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  Speaker 8: a grandfather has been even a little bit more special
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  Speaker 8: because I have, you know, some.
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  Speaker 2: Way of seeing my name continue through my grandsons.
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  Speaker 11: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: The granddaughters are a lot more, you know, precious. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I never get.
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  Speaker 8: Angry at my grandkids. I'm always in a good mood
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  Speaker 8: with them because you know, they're not mine, so I
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  Speaker 8: don't really care. But I think the most gratified thing
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  Speaker 8: for me is watching my children get it right now.
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  Speaker 2: They've all made a lot of mistakes. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 2: have to realize that.
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  Speaker 8: Boy, I look back at the mistakes I made, and
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  Speaker 8: nobody could keep judging me over and over for my
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  Speaker 8: mistakes because it wasn't no cyberspace, you know, there was
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  Speaker 8: no Internet, was no Instagram. My children sometimes their mistakes
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  Speaker 8: get broadcast and they have to deal with it. And
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  Speaker 8: then they had the extra burden of being my child.
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  Speaker 8: So now he comes to most spotlight and so it's
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  Speaker 8: been kind of it's a tough spot to put him in.
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  Speaker 8: But they all have made the necessary adjustments and they
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  Speaker 8: turned out to be some really really good young people.
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  Speaker 2: Man. And you know, let me be proud of a
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  Speaker 2: lot of the accomplishments.
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  Speaker 13: Any advice you can give to people who are dealing
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  Speaker 13: with blended families because you have experience in that as well.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it's not easy, it's difficult. If you think
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  Speaker 8: parenting is difficult, blending has the own set of challenges.
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  Speaker 8: Just the only thing that Marjorie I did was we
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  Speaker 8: removed the term step Okay, we don't have step children.
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  Speaker 13: We removed.
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  Speaker 2: And they just our kids now. And you know, if
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  Speaker 2: you want end of that party, you welcome.
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  Speaker 8: If you want to step outside of it because you're
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  Speaker 8: feeling some kind of way, then't gonna get you step in.
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  Speaker 10: And Marjorie slid All right, thank you you're listening. Morning show.
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  Speaker 13: All right, guys, time now for comedy Roulette.
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  Speaker 10: Jay take it away.
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  Speaker 7: All right, there we go, Comedy Roulette. You take four
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  Speaker 7: subjects three subjects don't matter. Putting them on a wheel.
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  Speaker 7: Spin the wheel where a wheel stop and it stops
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  Speaker 7: will make it funny, because that's what we do.
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  Speaker 9: The do.
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  Speaker 16: Oh, since he got sick, respectful the Times equipment.
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  Speaker 12: I just wait on that. He's a comedian, Jason, commit
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  Speaker 12: none of that.
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  Speaker 11: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 13: Number one excuses black people make not to get in
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  Speaker 13: a swimming pool. Number two things you say to fifty
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  Speaker 13: year old men who still.
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  Speaker 12: Wear corn rows.
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  Speaker 9: Let's do that.
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  Speaker 13: Excuses you make to not let the Jehovah witness in
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  Speaker 13: the house. Oh, and number four things people say when
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  Speaker 13: they don't want to leave the waitress or the waiter
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  Speaker 13: a tip. All right, so let's get it again.
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  Speaker 9: That's fifty year with corn rows. Let's go, baby, please,
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  Speaker 9: let's go.
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  Speaker 13: All right?
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  Speaker 12: It landed on Hi.
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  Speaker 13: Excuses black people make to not get in the swimming pool?
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  Speaker 7: It up because this is for real. Was that get
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  Speaker 7: in the water? Was that getting the water? I get real, damn, Ashy,
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  Speaker 7: I can't get in that.
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  Speaker 15: Damn what.
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  Speaker 7: I can't do?
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  Speaker 9: That's it.
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  Speaker 17: I tell you what I don't know about black people.
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  Speaker 17: These excuses I used not getting the pool? I got
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  Speaker 17: cigar sel I could die.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get it there. I swim could that?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, you know what. I wanted to swim today.
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  Speaker 9: But they don't make depends in swimming Trump, that's the
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  Speaker 9: only reason why.
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  Speaker 2: Now they just you know them depends. They don't have them.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I gotta have that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get in there, and I will never go
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  Speaker 1: swimming with you.
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  Speaker 8: Every excuse me, black people, don't Black people use not
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  Speaker 8: to get in the swim.
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  Speaker 2: I like to swim all the way down and back.
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  Speaker 2: There's too many people in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we don't like omsto.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like to down their back.
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  Speaker 7: Excuses black people make so they don't have to get
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  Speaker 7: in the water. It's a whole lot of people in
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: that water and somebody, I don't know who it is,
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  Speaker 7: but I'm just guessing somebody done broke winn and I
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  Speaker 7: ain't getting in there.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 17: Hey, hey, excuses black people make for not to swim
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  Speaker 17: where y'all keep the floutest.
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  Speaker 3: I don't see no floating. I can't get in there
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  Speaker 3: without floating. All right, all right, all right, all right.
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  Speaker 9: Excuses black people make not to get in a swimming pool.
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  Speaker 9: You know what, dog, I was gonna get in. I was,
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  Speaker 9: but my excellent them flat up. And you know if
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  Speaker 9: I get everybody gonna get eggs if I get in there.
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  Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying. I don't want everybody to
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  Speaker 9: get because I got it bad. Yeah, this this amen
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  Speaker 9: here different.
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  Speaker 8: This excuses Black people used to not get in the
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  Speaker 8: swimming pool.
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  Speaker 2: I go in with y'all. But black people allergic to chlorine,
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  Speaker 2: We don't.
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  Speaker 7: Don't care for them, all right, Excuses black people make
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  Speaker 7: so they don't have to get in the pool. See,
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  Speaker 7: if I get in the water, my fake jury will
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  Speaker 7: turn color. See I don't need to get in the water.
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  Speaker 2: So that work.
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  Speaker 3: Like the angry black people why they don't get in
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  Speaker 3: the pool? We ain't like the boat ride.
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  Speaker 10: Over here.
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  Speaker 8: Excuses black people are used not to get in the
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  Speaker 8: swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
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  Speaker 8: I like more of a racial mix in the water. Race.
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  Speaker 2: I like more like yeah, fifty fifty half white half.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'll get in.
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  Speaker 13: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be
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  Speaker 13: back with more of the.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 5: Right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening stream Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: A big day is happening. This Sunday, it's called Father's Day.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 8: A big day is Super Bowl Shirley for you guys,
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  Speaker 8: such a big day to try, go ahead, try. Christmas
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  Speaker 8: is a big day. Thanksgiving is a big day. New
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: Year's Eve is a big day. Fourth of July is a.
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  Speaker 1: Big day for Father's Day.
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  Speaker 3: Parents Day is Patrick's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Bigger than Father's Day. Arbor Day is bigger than Fathers
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  Speaker 1: I have some questions for you guys, all right. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, describe your dad's favorite shirt.
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  Speaker 14: Pop staving a white tea, a white T shirt.
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  Speaker 13: He's like a white beer or if he wouldn't going
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  Speaker 13: to church, it's a white T shirt, mister Delvert lead,
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  Speaker 13: white T shirt.
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  Speaker 6: That's it.
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  Speaker 9: My daddy's favorite shirt was a plaid looking shirt. I
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  Speaker 9: don't know why this was this wall the time. It's
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  Speaker 9: plaid looking shirt with some glasses in the top. Pocket. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: and a couple of pens and pencil. He keep a
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  Speaker 9: pencil because he might have to manage it something. He
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  Speaker 9: gonna he need that pencil to market. Yeah, he gonna
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  Speaker 9: have that right. He's got a little tie in the back.
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  Speaker 9: He don't care, but he gonna wear that shirt. He
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  Speaker 9: loved that shirt. Plaid shirt, white white wife beating white white.
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  Speaker 1: What was your dad's drink of choice? It could be
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  Speaker 1: as soon.
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  Speaker 8: As he get out that bathtub. That's what Canadian windsor
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  Speaker 8: every bar I got in my house. I have a
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: bottle of Canadian windsor.
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  Speaker 2: Slicks.
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  Speaker 9: Place next place maybe really cool.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 13: Morning show and it's time now for a round it.
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather? Would you rather be seen at a
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  Speaker 13: strip club, guys? Or would you rather be seen at
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 13: a brothel?
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  Speaker 1: Which one? M hm, strip club or brothel you're gonna
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: see me?
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  Speaker 2: I got it. If I got to pick one, I
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  Speaker 2: gots to be at that damn strip club.
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  Speaker 14: I have to be at the strip club because I
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 14: ain't never been to a bronx.
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  Speaker 2: But that brothel going in your marriage and your career?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you might get a second chance that
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: you can't go to no brothel.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what about.
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  Speaker 2: To get some chicken wings and all that torn between
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  Speaker 2: the two.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with lamar odel.
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  Speaker 9: You see what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I believe I took it as acroba.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to make better choice, all right?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather never age mentally or never age physically?
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  Speaker 2: Mind?
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  Speaker 9: Give me that mind e body gonna change eventually. Give
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  Speaker 9: me that mine?
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  Speaker 1: So you never want to age mentally?
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  Speaker 14: The hell I got all these musclefholes, but can't think.
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  Speaker 13: It's just buffing dump fucking dumb.
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  Speaker 2: What you got hard depending on where you stop at.
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  Speaker 13: Mentally, Okay, so today nineteen percy stop.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll stop aging physically my mind. From here, I
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: can make it with what I know. Nothing make it.
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  Speaker 2: I get on to take me I ain't. I ain't
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  Speaker 2: got to. I ain't got to think a new damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: I would you rather be five too?
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  Speaker 2: You're sitting over there with just hell no be would.
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  Speaker 1: You have seven feet tall?
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  Speaker 13: Seven feet tall, five feet two inches tall or seven
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 13: feet tall five too?
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  Speaker 9: The hell that's too seven feet? What up there?
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  Speaker 3: Don't you ask me?
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  Speaker 2: That's because you ain't used to it.
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  Speaker 9: You got about certain you can't they ain't gonta flad
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  Speaker 9: that fits the shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that. That's you ain't used to it.
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  Speaker 9: Take it. I'd have been in the lead.
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  Speaker 8: F in the you can't fit in your car, But
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  Speaker 8: it's just a permanent short ass dude right here, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't want to seven foot I can't get closed.
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  Speaker 9: I love you, boy, that's too high up there.
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  Speaker 2: That's just all right. One last one we have.
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  Speaker 8: I have seven feet tall. See that's only ten inches
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  Speaker 8: from me. For you, that's two damn feet. It's too
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: high up there. I'm not going away up? What what
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 8: are we doing when we get up there? What is
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: only ten inches for me?
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  Speaker 2: That's two feet for you? That's too much to walk.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be get your feet, balance your feet off
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  Speaker 1: the bed.
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  Speaker 9: You got.
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  Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 13: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, our
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  Speaker 13: last break of the day and closing remarks from the
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  Speaker 13: one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are, last
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  Speaker 13: break of the day. Time for you to leave us
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  Speaker 13: with some closing remarks.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, I try to find different ways to
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  Speaker 8: encourage people because.
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  Speaker 2: Life.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: Life is really challenging, man, and it's becoming even more
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 8: so for all of us because of social media.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 2: It's like craziness. It's it's you.
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  Speaker 8: Can become a part of the meal, so to speak.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: You can just become a part of the meal. And
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: you don't even have to be famous. You really really
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: don't it can just be in your circle of friends
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  Speaker 8: that you start getting hated on or something like that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: But it's really difficult out here. So I really try
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  Speaker 8: to give people bits and pieces of things that happened
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  Speaker 8: to me as I progress through my life, and I
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  Speaker 8: maintain and I grow all the while. In spite of
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  Speaker 8: in spite of now, two things help me. First of all,
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  Speaker 8: my relationship with God is probably better than it's ever
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 8: been because I've learned some really really useful tools over
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 8: the past year to really really help me.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 8: Little did I know that God was presenting these tools
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  Speaker 8: to me so I could so I would have them
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  Speaker 8: and be equipped for the fight that he knew was
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  Speaker 8: coming my way.
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  Speaker 2: Man, that's a.
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  Speaker 8: Cool, cool thing to know that God taught me some
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  Speaker 8: things before last year that was going to help me
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  Speaker 8: with what he knew was coming my way this year.
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  Speaker 8: So the first thing I have to attribute and give
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  Speaker 8: credit to my relationship with God has been the real
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: root of my ability to keep moving forward in the
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  Speaker 8: face of all circumstances, whether they seemed appeared to be
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  Speaker 8: what they were or not. And then secondly, I have
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  Speaker 8: learned how to shield myself. It's not that I know
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 8: how to shield myself. But I've learned how to put
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: a protective coding over my mind to help me deal
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 8: with negativity because it's just so much of it out there, man.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: And if you get if you really listen to what
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 8: everybody's saying, you know you have a lot more people
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: that love you than hate. You know that the problem
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: with Haiti is it's so dog gone loud and love
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: is just so somebody call and say, hey, man, don't
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  Speaker 8: worry about none of that. I got you back. I
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  Speaker 8: love you, man, thank you for all you do. Your
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  Speaker 8: real friends know the truth. It's just people who don't.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: They have something to say. So your relationship with God
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  Speaker 8: and this practice that I've learned of hot in the
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 8: coat and now how to coat my mind from negativity
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 8: have been two of the most powerful things that I've
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 8: developed over the past couple of years and last year
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 8: and a few months ago. That's really really helping me.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: And so what I wanted to kind of share in
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 8: light of all of that in that same vein as
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 8: what I want you to stop doing. If you're doing this,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you, man,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 8: Stop giving people permission to have an opinion about you when,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: first of all, they don't even know you. Number two,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 8: a lot of people with an opinion about you, they've
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: never met you. And here's the most important reason they
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: don't know you. They haven't met you. And you want
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 8: to know the real reason. You shouldn't care, because they
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  Speaker 8: don't care. They don't care anything about you, one way
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: or another. They just riding through the system pushing buttons,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: and you happen to be the button that they pushing today.
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  Speaker 8: Do not give people permission to have an opinion about you,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: and you listen to it. I stop doing that. I
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  Speaker 8: stopped giving people my permission to have an opinion about me.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 8: You don't have I'm not giving you permiss Now you
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  Speaker 8: can go have one, but it's without my permission.
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  Speaker 2: So therefore you can't affect me. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: People, If you don't give them the permission to affect you,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: they can't affect you. You can keep pushing on and
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: upward to your goals. Don't give them permission to turn
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: you back. Don't give them permission to stop you. Don't
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 8: give a person permission to ride your back. Martin Luther
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  Speaker 8: King said, a man can't ride your back unless you
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: bend over. Stand up, stand up to some.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Of this mess.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: I'm not saying go down there and do something about it.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: I'm just saying, stand up, hold your head up, square
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: your shoulders, pince your shoulder blades, get your chests out,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: hold your chein up. Gone with your bad self. Quit
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: worrying about what they saying. Them people don't even know you.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 8: Don't give these people permission to make you feel less
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  Speaker 8: than who you really are. Your heavenly Father made you
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 8: you a child of God. These people didn't make you.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 8: Do not give them permission. Don't give them permission to
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 8: be a determining factor in your life. They don't have
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 8: your permission to do that. They don't have the ability
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: to do that. Don't give them permission.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: To hate you.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: Turn your back, ride your back, make you feel less,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: be a determining factor in your life. You know why,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 8: because they don't know you, they ain't never met you,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 8: and they don't care about you. You should not care
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 8: about what they think. Those are my remarks. Talk to
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  Speaker 8: God today. You love to hear from the people.
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