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Steve Sangs, X-mas Drunk, MTH, Slapping Someone and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. Ya listen to the voice. Now, come
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man. How amazing is that? How good has
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  Speaker 1: God been to me? How good has He been to you?
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  Speaker 1: Just check yourself sometimes, just sit up. Just let's run
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  Speaker 1: a survey. Just look at your life, where it's at.
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  Speaker 1: It might not be where you wanted to be, but
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  Speaker 1: that's probably some decisions you made. But really, though, in
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  Speaker 1: spite of all the crazy mistakes I hadn't made. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: I look back at some of the decisions I didn't
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  Speaker 1: came up with, and and man, it's it's it's just
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  Speaker 1: amazing He let me live. I mean, it's it's and
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  Speaker 1: and and to exist the way I exist that's nothing
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  Speaker 1: but grace, mercy, favor. All that is. That's what my
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  Speaker 1: mama praying for me when I wasn't praying for myself.
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  Speaker 1: It had to be it, because, man, I can truly
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  Speaker 1: tell you I have made enough mistakes man, stuff you
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  Speaker 1: would never even know about, and recovered from them all
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  Speaker 1: you can too, and I don't care what you've done.
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  Speaker 1: Marvin Sapp has a song out that says he saw
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  Speaker 1: the best in me when everyone else around me could
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  Speaker 1: only see the worst in me. You know that that's
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  Speaker 1: an important song man, especially you know. I want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to men today because man, being a man is
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  Speaker 1: so so difficult. Please know it has been my quest
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  Speaker 1: ever since I was a little boy. My father had
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  Speaker 1: one ambition, son, I don't care what you do. Both.
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  Speaker 1: When I get through raising you, you will be a man.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I want you to be. And he never
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  Speaker 1: cared what I did for a living and never made
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  Speaker 1: a difference to him. You're going to be a man.
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  Speaker 1: Manhood is difficult now, ladies, just listening to this, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying womanhood ain't. I don't know what it takes
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  Speaker 1: to be a woman, so you know, but I do
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  Speaker 1: know exactly what it takes to be a man. So
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  Speaker 1: you know, sometimes when you talk to people on the radio,
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  Speaker 1: you have to preface things because people are just go
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  Speaker 1: he trying to make it look like womanhood. Ain't. No,
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm doing. I'm just talking to men
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  Speaker 1: today to explain to them, to dame by the self
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  Speaker 1: and struggling trying to figure this thing out, that you
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  Speaker 1: are not alone in your quest for manhood. That is difficult,
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  Speaker 1: but I gotta I gotta tell you, man manhood is
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  Speaker 1: that kind of difficult, and it becomes even more compounded
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  Speaker 1: if a young boy does not have a male role model.
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  Speaker 1: I've said it a thousand times. I'll say it again.
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  Speaker 1: A young boy without a male role model is like
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  Speaker 1: an explorer without a map. While I have a suggestion
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  Speaker 1: for everybody that's struggling with manhood and all of the
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  Speaker 1: men out there that are men, This messages for all
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  Speaker 1: of us, and it's for me too. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: was listening to George Myers the other day and she
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  Speaker 1: made a statement, she said, sometimes you gotta do the
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  Speaker 1: right thing even when it feels wrong. You know, one
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  Speaker 1: of the difficulties of manhood is pure pressure and the
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  Speaker 1: misguided principles of manhood. See what God wants us to
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  Speaker 1: be as men and what we believe manhood is sometimes
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  Speaker 1: two different things. Give you an example. I wrote this
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  Speaker 1: book for women, right and I was telling them the
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  Speaker 1: three ways that a man shows his love, and I
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  Speaker 1: call him three p's. We profess, we protect, and we provide.
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  Speaker 1: Every man who is a man, that's how he exhibits love.
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  Speaker 1: When I talkie key comforting with our great nurturists. But
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  Speaker 1: when it comes down to to it, what we all
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  Speaker 1: want to do, what is in our day DNA, is
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  Speaker 1: to profess our love for something you as a woman,
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  Speaker 1: to protect you as a woman, and to provide for
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  Speaker 1: you as a woman. That's in our DNA. Now, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: that gets messed up, and I'll give you an example.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes when a boy doesn't have the proper, real role
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  Speaker 1: model in his life, he takes that principle of love
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  Speaker 1: that we all possessing us every man, the professing part,
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  Speaker 1: the protecting, and in the providing part, and we misplay it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why gangs exist. Gangs exist off those three principles.
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  Speaker 1: What's the first thing a gang member do. He professed,
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  Speaker 1: he claim a hood. That's the first thing you do.
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  Speaker 1: This is my neighborhood. I'm duces trade, I'm triple h,
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  Speaker 1: I'm due de duke, I'm purple, I'm red, I'm blue.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing they do is claim, that's professing. That's
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  Speaker 1: how we show our love. But it's misguided though. Now
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  Speaker 1: we profess and something that ain't even good for us.
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  Speaker 1: Your hood, your game, your click now, guess what Now
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  Speaker 1: we got to protect it. So now as a protection
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  Speaker 1: part of our love, here we go. You come down here,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do this to you. You go over there,
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do that to you. You protect your hood,
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  Speaker 1: This your turf, this all you got. You ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: coming down here with blue own. Can't nobody come over
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  Speaker 1: here with red on. You can't come over here with
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  Speaker 1: purple on. You can't come over here with black and
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  Speaker 1: gold on. And we and we protect that because that's
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  Speaker 1: in our DNA. And then what's the third thing we provide?
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  Speaker 1: So guess what the game need money? Guess what we do.
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  Speaker 1: We're selling drugs, we're selling women, we're selling guns. It
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  Speaker 1: go back to the same thing. Man. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how God gave it to me that way when I
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  Speaker 1: was writing a book, But he showed it to me
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  Speaker 1: along the way. That's how men love well. When you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a role model in your life. Guess what,
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  Speaker 1: now that love is misplaced, it's misguided, it's off track.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no man told you that. Really you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: take this love and give it to a woman. You're
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  Speaker 1: really supposed to profess, protect and provide for a woman,
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  Speaker 1: not your gang set. Now you professing your hood, wrapping
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  Speaker 1: a color. You're protecting your territory, shooting people driving by,
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  Speaker 1: coming over you on your street, and then you provide.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are here selling drugs and guns for the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. When a boy does not have a male
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  Speaker 1: role model, he has a misguided way of looking at manhood.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. See, God created all of us in
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  Speaker 1: his image. That means He's put some of our DNA
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  Speaker 1: in him. That's why it's in your DNA to profess, protect,
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  Speaker 1: and provide because guess what, that's what God do for us,
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  Speaker 1: because we His children. I'm just talking to men right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, man, I had to wake up
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  Speaker 1: about five years ago. I wasn't doing what God wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to do, and then he shook me. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring about some changes in your life. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna cause some things to happen, and that's gonna put
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  Speaker 1: you in a position in this time. You're gonna listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, because if you don't, you're gonna keep living
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  Speaker 1: in this pain you've been in. But you put yourself
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  Speaker 1: in this pain. I own no blame to no one
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  Speaker 1: else but myself. Please know. I know that. And that's
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  Speaker 1: how you really get to manhood, when you figure out
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  Speaker 1: what you hadn't done wrong. You can't blame this on
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  Speaker 1: none of your exes because you're a man. You can't
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  Speaker 1: go my ex dear this. No, No, you're a man, pardner.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take responsibility for yours and yours alone.
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  Speaker 1: If you got kids, you got to get to him
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  Speaker 1: some kind of way. Write him a letter, send them
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  Speaker 1: the money. If she won't let you see it, for
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  Speaker 1: the money, whatever, send them money to a mama. Do
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do as a man. Do what
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  Speaker 1: God want you to do, man, because he's not letting
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  Speaker 1: us off the hook for what we're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: just because you ain't doing it. And if you do it,
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  Speaker 1: you turn your life around. Just houlding at the fellas
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  Speaker 1: today that saw Sorry about that. You're listening show people,
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  Speaker 1: get read. That's a train come in. You don't need
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  Speaker 1: no ticket. You just get on, boy, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: The train is here. Shirley Strawberry. Hey, good morning to you.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, Steve? Colorful morning and your morning? But
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  Speaker 1: never few time you're the builder, Uncle Steve. What's happening, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: I'm reading ready for who ever you won't Sler. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's what I want to do. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do a hard Roscoe does it? Christmas Carrol? Goodness, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a few Christmas carols. Ingle Bell. We
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  Speaker 1: don't better do? Why Jay ain't here? That's what you
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  Speaker 1: better do. Come on, damn shit through the snow on
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  Speaker 1: a one horse, Oh Bushley? Oh what fun it too?
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  Speaker 1: Right in a one horse old Bushley? Oh jingle bath,
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  Speaker 1: oh jangle bath, oh jingle jangle all the way and
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  Speaker 1: old what fuck it is to ride in the water house?
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  Speaker 1: Old but Chaliah huh hey, hey yeah, how about joy
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  Speaker 1: to the world. I got jaw, I got to the world.
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  Speaker 1: It's about him. Oh, joy to all the boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: No working jaw to the world. Oh joy. Oh the
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls dag the hogs a fireft falla la
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  Speaker 1: la la la la la la Season to be job
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  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, christ back. Can you do silent nightfall?
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  Speaker 1: When we come back and Santa Claus is coming to town?
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  Speaker 1: I need yeah and let us rude yeah and rude off.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, we're coming back with uh. Steve
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  Speaker 1: sings Christmas Carols hard at thirty two after right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve show. We are back, Steve singing
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Carols. We're all in the Christmas spirits. Steven singing
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  Speaker 1: but his way and you know he sings hard. We
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  Speaker 1: had clown singing Christmas Carol. I think we a request
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  Speaker 1: for silent night, Steve, Shine night, holden night on the mic. Oh, calm,
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  Speaker 1: messing thing it bright, run round your your mama, mama
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  Speaker 1: and your child. Holy so tender tender side look nah
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  Speaker 1: who nah, break it down? Oh calm the whoo it
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  Speaker 1: br route off the red nose. Okay, which what version
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  Speaker 1: you want? Dan dancer and press up and calm me
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  Speaker 1: and Cupid, Dan's done up and blitxing, yeah somebody and
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  Speaker 1: vixing who but who clame? Boy? Oh, if you weren't
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  Speaker 1: in the Christmas the most famous, that damn famous, come
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  Speaker 1: on that damn famous rain deal. Oh oh who whole
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  Speaker 1: route off? Damn and no rain deal? Come on? Boy
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  Speaker 1: had a very shine No, yes he did, Yes he dad,
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  Speaker 1: and you saw come on the thing. You wouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: see right now, you wouldn't even work. So you do
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  Speaker 1: all of the rain time with that one, all of
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  Speaker 1: the rain. Yeah, used to laugh and call him names.
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  Speaker 1: They never let Paul rude. They rud. You didn't right
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  Speaker 1: the game? Boy. Then one fuggy Chris Mussy Sata came
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  Speaker 1: to say, hey, Rudo, which damn no so bright? Why
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  Speaker 1: did you bring your last on over here? Got this
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  Speaker 1: sleepy tonight? That was the jail. Thanks so much for
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  Speaker 1: let me do it. That was good Robert the quintessential
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  Speaker 1: Christmas song This Christmas Dunny hath the way dinner dinner, dinner,
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  Speaker 1: dun dinner done, dun dune dun dune. Hey gone miss too,
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  Speaker 1: who I'm gonna to get to know who you're better?
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  Speaker 1: I'm on dis here christ mus and as we trimmed
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  Speaker 1: the tree, your ez is where I wall be? He
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  Speaker 1: did he do what he just did? Chris must fire
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  Speaker 1: side is blade Brian high? Come on and we'll caroling only.
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  Speaker 1: I said, we're carol ling. Come on, boy, carol, I said,
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  Speaker 1: we're caroling a little night. And this chrismar what you best?
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  Speaker 1: I said, this Chrisma, not next one. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: this damn groom right, yes, d sing boy Twitter Fields,
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  Speaker 1: what's the song? Well, the weather outside is right, let
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  Speaker 1: us know, let us let us you want to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Boys don't matter, it ain't gonna be the same. I
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  Speaker 1: just want I just want to snow. You got the boys,
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  Speaker 1: letty snow. How about Santa claus Is coming to town.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one saying o'clock to coming to town? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: saying the close coming better not powder, you better not cry,
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  Speaker 1: you better watch out. I'm telling you. Why say a
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  Speaker 1: close coming time? Sa? Sa up close coming two times?
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  Speaker 1: One more time? Said closer coming to top? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: said the closing coming the town, come on saying it
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  Speaker 1: saying it close the town? When did it coming? Saying
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  Speaker 1: it close? Why did you do it? Said the closing
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  Speaker 1: coming to town? Where is it late, said the closer
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  Speaker 1: coming to town. Close to said talk, Cloe is coming,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on in here, hurry, hurry, he's coming
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  Speaker 1: to time. Cloth brank the new you got right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right now, it's time
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  Speaker 1: What you got new, Charley. This is for you and
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  Speaker 1: call it and it's for all the ladies out there.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies gather around together around this is wall. This is
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  Speaker 1: pop up pedicure pedicure. Take a list. Hello, Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Dana. Please, Yeah, what's up? Hi, Dana? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I am calling. We're trying to get a um uh
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  Speaker 1: schedule an appointment with you. Your husband has purchased you
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  Speaker 1: a pedicure uh pedicure spots, so we wanted to get
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  Speaker 1: see what date, if Saturday would work for you. Um,
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  Speaker 1: My husband wanted to book a pedicure for me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm actually good right now. I'm gonna wait and
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  Speaker 1: till i'm ready, but thank you very much. But no,
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  Speaker 1: this is a this is a this is a pop
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  Speaker 1: up pedicure. And what we do is we actually cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we come to your house. We have gloves and we
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  Speaker 1: have mask on and you you stick your foot out
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  Speaker 1: the door and we're going to disinfect everything your foot.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about putting my foot out the door. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so just for safety, you stick it. I'm sorry. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Milton with Precious Pop Up Pedicure. We do
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  Speaker 1: pedicure as we go around. But we know a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people can't get out. So you know, we're small business.
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  Speaker 1: We're just trying to stay afloat right now. So that's
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  Speaker 1: but your husband called in about you know, he called us.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted to get an appointment for you. And but
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  Speaker 1: we come to your house and when you stick your
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  Speaker 1: leg out, we'll do the pedicure and then you stick
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  Speaker 1: the other leg out and we'll do that one. Milton, honey, tweetheart.
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  Speaker 1: I know you've seen a lot of feet and you've
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  Speaker 1: done a lot of toes and hands, and let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. The I'm gonna put my feet out
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  Speaker 1: the window first of all, Well, whichever is convenient the
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  Speaker 1: window of the door, I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm going to get my feet done, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: have my dump my feet done in a chair inside
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  Speaker 1: and I would be. I'd be out of my head
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  Speaker 1: if I put my feet out the window. People don't
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  Speaker 1: see my feet out the window. That is crazy. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming correct as as a businesswoman woman to a man, Milton,
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  Speaker 1: I suggest you just you tell her that back in
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  Speaker 1: maybe you can do some some buy me in advanced
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  Speaker 1: pettitars like that from my feet? Are you tragile? Beautiful?
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  Speaker 1: He's putting out there? Well, well there there's lives the
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  Speaker 1: problem man, And if you don't mind your your husband,
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  Speaker 1: Kelvin is the one that called, and he's the one
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  Speaker 1: that says that your feet look a mess. So that's
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  Speaker 1: why we're calling. He's the one that booked the appointment
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  Speaker 1: for you. You know what, My feet are beautiful. And
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  Speaker 1: again Milton, you know they are they beautiful now? Since
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  Speaker 1: you've been in I'm sorry, use me? Are you? Are
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  Speaker 1: you the person who should be telling me that? That's
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  Speaker 1: telling my husband, who I will have a conversation with
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  Speaker 1: after this conversation. So I guess my question is, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're seeing your feet are beautiful, But are they beautiful
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  Speaker 1: now since they you've been locked up for a month
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  Speaker 1: or so? I mean, evidently you evidently your feet are
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  Speaker 1: scaring your husband because he's the one called and saying,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, I gotta get my wife's feet done.
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  Speaker 1: My feet are gorgeous, tweetheart. Okay, they're beautiful, the supple,
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  Speaker 1: the beautiful that got a beautiful tone of caramel to them.
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  Speaker 1: They shine at the sunshine. Whether they're policed or not.
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  Speaker 1: My husband will love them whether they're painted clip. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think your husband loves them because he called us. Obviously, Milton,
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  Speaker 1: you're not thinking, and I think you need to check
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  Speaker 1: with your wife, Wendy. Do you know that there's no
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  Speaker 1: reason you should ever have this conversation with a grown
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  Speaker 1: woman about her feet. Is what her husband says. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you, and I'm trying to be as polite
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  Speaker 1: as possible. You will not be stepping into my window,
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  Speaker 1: are you crazy? I'm not gonna come in your window.
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  Speaker 1: You just stick your foot out of the window of
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  Speaker 1: the door, whichever one is convenient for you. Okay, it's
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  Speaker 1: not that hard. It's gonna fifteen twenty minutes and we're done.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, you are not getting business
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  Speaker 1: fifteen or twenty minutes. Do you know how much time
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  Speaker 1: it takes to get a pedicure done. You know this
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  Speaker 1: is well, this is a pop up this it's a
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  Speaker 1: pop up pedicure. Pop down. You're gonna be driving through
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  Speaker 1: with spree wos At this point, I'm not taking that.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. And I'm having a conversation
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  Speaker 1: with my husband to never call you again. And I
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: do suggest that you have a conversation with Wendy, who
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think she would agree with me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Twenty two minutes is not long enough. My feet are beautiful.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: And don't ever call me again and tell me that
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you think, for some reason that because my husband told
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you that they were bad feet or I needed to
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: get a pedicure, that you have the right to tell
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: me that you don't know me. And if you do
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: ever come by my house, I swear to God I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: will stick my foot up yours. And don't ever ever
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: trying to bring that up to me again. Don't call
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: my house. This is what this is what Calvin told us.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Ma'am okay, Levin told me what you are not supposed
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: to tell a woman that. Like I said, I'm done,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. Do you want? Do you want? Don't know
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: what else? Kelvin do you want to know what else
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Kelvin told us to do? Do you want to know
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: what else Kelvin told us to do? No? I don't. Okay, okay,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: but can I just can I just please tell you
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: what else Kelvin told us? Seconds then I'm hanging up. Okay,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: this is a moment of true Kelvin gave us a call.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: He gave me a call me nephew Tommy from the
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey More on the show. He told me the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: prank phone call his wife. No, I'm serious? Are you serious? Yo?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: You know what sweetheart? You're you are so on car
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: right now because if this had actually been the truth,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I would have been throwing my husband out the door.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Excuse my frankiness. How are how are you doing? I
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: mean not gonna have you on the phone. Can we
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: have a heart to heart? Because I love you. We
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: can have a heart to heart. How are you doing?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? How are you doing? Doing this
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: this whole pandemic? How you doing? I'm okay, I'm okay,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, my feet are looking good. But I've
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: been listening to you on the daily and thank you
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: hear your voice. There we go. I appreciate it. I've
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: been staying up to beating everything. You've been putting a
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: smile on my face every day. Um, I feel like
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: there's a new life here now. You know thinks you're great.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I love me from Calvin. Let me tell you that
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I love you too. I appreciate Hey twenty twenty. Come on,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: let the nephew know. What's the baddest and I mean
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. There's nothing better
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: than the Seed Harvard Morning Show. The Bank, Madi showing
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the land. No, no, no, hay put in about the time.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Are beautiful? Beautiful? Can go ahead? Go ahead? Helped footing
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: your ass. She definitely gonna need that foot Oh you
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: got a little scared, nephew, Man, I fear nowhere. I tried.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I tried put off the door. I was just gonna say,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: when we come back, I have a question to ask you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: All all right, coming up, thinking, nephew, coming out more
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: listening Steven Show? All right? So, um, Jay you when
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Steve came up, what is this all about? This this segment? Now,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I was just better than There's certain things over the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: holidays when the holidays happened. You can pretty much bet
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: money that some of these things are going to happen.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Is that right? I mean somebody's house. It's somebody's house.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: All right, it's gone. This might not happen at your house.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Was one of these. I promise you one of these.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It's gonna happen over the holiday at your house. Okay,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: let's hear it. Come on, I'm ready, Come on. Dinner,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: dinner will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: go get somebody out of jake. Yeah, that's happened. That's happen. Yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I finished eating. I just made my place. You hear
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: somebody in the house. I accept. Here's here's something else.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: The new boyfriend, somebody's new boyfriend gonna get beat up
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: by the baby somebody house. Ain't gonna happen to your house,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: but you can pick the lord that's gonna go down.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: They shouldn't be in the same room. She never leaved me,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: She never leaves me. She stepped down when she got
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: with you. Here's another, a family secret. He's gonna get
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: told that ain't your real dad freading them should have
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: been told. Here's another that's gonna happen if somebody's house,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: maybe not your, but that will be a fight over
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the drumstick down. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know I
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: told you I wanted to leave. I call that boy
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: even left the house. You know, we mean somebody who
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: ain't working. Grab nobody ain't brought a damn thing. He
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: ain't got no job. One chick gonna show up at
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the house with the new boyfriend that's doing way better,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: got her old boy. Yeah, this gonna happen to somebody's house.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: She's gonna show up pregnant again. You make some baby,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: she can make them little baby. Every black house gonnahead.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Somebody gonna show up dressed like they go into a
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Quan's apart. Yeah, and we'll be mad when you don't
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: understand it. Ain't you hot? He got attitude? Yeah, everybody
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: got shot up at your house. That's been eating meat
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: their whole life, vegan Yeah, oh yeah, disgusted with all
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the additiones. H yeah, yeah, met me. Yes, Turkey in
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the greens because half of we stopped putting park we
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: upgraded that jets happened. Come on, some of the women
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: gonna have to circle around because he didn't bought the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: white girl over them. Oh, and they all gonna have
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: to come to the conclusion she is flying. Yeah, you
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: might be white, he might be white. And when should
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: get out of that rump fundam a fake m a
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: fake twiss mouth side. She can get what you're saying. Yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: that ain't real. You know that ain't real, My sister,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: law I guess I take you guess. It might not
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: happen all those things that your house, But it's gonna happen.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. And somebody through I know and thinking
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, I'll tell you something. Milk gonna happen.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: What somebody Christmas tree gonna catch on fire? You herman
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to change these lights here all on the tree, always
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: herman on hair. Somebody somebody gonna put the wrong gift
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: in the wrong box. You man, you ever wrapped up something? Man,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: My drunk ass uncle did this. He wrapped up his
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: shirt and gave it to my daddy. And when my
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: daddy opened the box, my daddy said, oh man, this night.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, no, hold on, slip, I didn't get you
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the wrong shit. That's mush shirt. My daddy said, we
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: gave it to me. Now it's gonna go down. Ready,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: something else gonna happen to somebody. Tooth gonna fall into food.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: That's that's nasty. Y'all, Each slow, each slow as about it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Don't take these team out to have Americus. Okay, things
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: that will definitely happen over the holiday. Somebody gonna knock
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the dressing on the floor. Coming out. More of the
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The guys are here to
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: warm up your holiday drunk rules. You will read one off.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: And what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: type of drunk I'm talking about the first, the woest
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: me crying drunk every time I come over here, y'all
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: act like y'all mean, yeah, I'm coming every year. Fridge
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: way and anty way. Don't you coming? And you'll never
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: have me. I ain't coming next year. Last I don't
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: like no. Y'all know how A right way really easy?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Listened to me. You ain't we cry now? Man is
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: your father. I didn't want to tell you that, but
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: you fought in. I figured you at a note for
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: your job. The next one. Here we go, Steve, you
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: got it. Here we go the start of fight drunk
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: talk trash. Oh that's a big one one. Yeah ahead,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you got it? Yeah what who got to wh why
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I got to open my gar first? I will last
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: year that Yeah, I'm not opening my gift for first
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: for this year. First for last year. I w was
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: the first. I don't want to be the first this year.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Get your
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: hand off the box, gifts that box because I don't
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I can brush you in your eyesprea thought. I want
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: if you can ask gift for Christmas? What was that?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I I don't care if it's for the Christmas? You
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: can fight on. They were they were, they were fighting
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the major what they don't never made no fence. All right,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: here we go again for you. This is doing, this
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: is going the intellectual drunk. There we go. Give me
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: that one, Give me that next. What when when the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: stars is lining up in the sky for the galaxy
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and the universe is spinning around? That's Yalla Leo ya
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Leo said, and then you you Sophagles and Neil was
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: and then that's Quinn. The teacher had asked me that
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: on you know, what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: be listen to me is to not to be all right,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve introduced him. He's here. Well, I don't
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: feel like being in the Christmas beard he is. No, No,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: enough of those happy, happy Christmas songs get lost in
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the shovel alling deck the halls. Who the hell want
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: to hit that over and over right for the sad
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and down try grint all the way hit it. Hello,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: it's Christmas time again. I can't believe it, man a
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: soul time. Just let Halloween by not having ti My
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: damn is Christmas over friding? Friding people in sadfiding. I'd
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: rather last week on a show. Lady, Please nobody my
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: father love Tuesday. I can't even push the mole with
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: my wallet, just says, no way, O damn is Christmas?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Just shock Christmas? Love, fun, Christmas? Happy bro, Christmas? No
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: hose house home? You a mean one, mister Grander singing
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: to somebody somebody refused. If you're hearing some notes to
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: so many happy Christmas songs out there. Every year, somebody
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: got a Christmas album. Happy happy that I'm in. I'm
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: in the lane all by myself. You are I want
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: to be got a tree up, Jane? No, did he
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: insult you? Offend j I can't imagine my house on
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: no tree. Especially grandchildren well that they want to see tree.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Go to the other granddaddy house because one ain't got one.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Tell me, ain't buy them gifts? Jay, Please tell me that, yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: gifts you happy. Don't put it under the tree. Thought
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: that that's just sitting up on the coffee te sitting
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: up on the competention. It ain't wrapping nut on it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: YEA laptop over there, that yours. That's how Jay pass
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a game. It's killing the bag, Jake, want to take
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: it back? You never know? You know who won't an iPhone?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: All right? Myself? So sad that bike over there that yoursn't? Man,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you know, guessing nothing. You have to do better. We're
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna have to help you working on. Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: celebrate Chris. I'm gonna tell you right now, I have
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: known him way longer than all y'all. You can stop.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: It's deep ending have you. Have you ever invited him
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: over to your house, Steve? For Christmas? Maybe? I don't know.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Not having his unhappy ass mess my damn holiday. I'm
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: trying to shoot his old by himself, Steve. Where's he
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: gonna eating stuff Christmas? That's where he need unhappy as
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: the dayhouse. He's gotta eat Christmas dinner, Steve. You don't
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: have a Christmas tree, sad, and he got diabetes. I'm
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: not saying, because you know he can't eat them yams.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You know he over here, sad. We can't hand okake,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: it's too much, all right. Coming up next is the nephew.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: He's got the prank phone call. Right after this you're
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: listening to. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: the subject your baby. Oh, this is so sad. Your
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: baby is not cute at all. Your baby isn't cute,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: baby is not seated up the mom and daddy. Ain't
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you what you want? Oh that's sad, all right right now?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Cute and she ain't cute. This is what you think
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: is under that blanket? Yeah, this my cousin baby. I
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: never Oh, let me see whoa okay, lot of boy,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I got caught up. I apologize all right. Listen right now,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: What you got for us? In Apartment three sixteen? Say?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: They always start off so nice? I'm real nice, don't
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Apartment three sixteen, What about it? Scare me? Yeah? Apartment
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: three sixteen three, let's go cat dog. Apartment three sixteen. Hello,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: I'm on trying to read. Yeah, this is how you do?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Vaughn dude, Uh you
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: live in them? Trying to make sure I got the
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: right dude, when you're living in Court right apartments? Yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I live in going on. Okay, you live an apartment
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: of three sixteen, right, yeah, it is something I need
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: to be worried. What's going on? O, no, no, no,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: everything cool with your apartment. Man. I got your number
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: from lady at the at the leasing office regarding said,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: what what's in? What's it in regards to well, actually,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: what's going to happen me is I'm going to move
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to Court And what I wanted to do, you know, Uh,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: see me in every apartment I've always had, I've always
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: lived in an apartment three sixteen, and I know you
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: in three sixteen, so they you know the girl at
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: the office game, you know, because I don't want to
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: move nowhere else where. I came be in room three sixteen.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I gotta be you know. It's just real superstitious, I know,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: but I kind of gotta helpart. You say your name Vaughn? Yeah, yeah,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'm born right. And who gave you my number? Again?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: One of the ladies at the leasing office when I
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: was over there. Who was it? I can't really remember
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: her name? Man. Uh, look, little hey, well listen, cut
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: this and I'm gonna tell you like this, man, don't
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: call me for nothing like that. Man, Now, I ain't
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: moving out of my apartment. Man, I've been standing up
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: for four years. When I moved out to the apartment,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: and I move in the house. You understanding all this
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: back gone with you? Which is which? Whatever it is,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: it's three sixteen you one three two, that's on you. Man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: It ain't an't want I gotta stay in three sixteen. Man. See,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: that's that's what I'm trying to say. I didn't signed
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the least, so I'm stuck with it. I got to
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: get that apartment, so I'm gonna trying to tell you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: would you like to what's your apartment? Would you like
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: to move to? And I don't only get them to
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: move your stuff over. Nothing. Ain't nothing moving. I don't
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: think's gonna move with them numbers. You can add them up,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: divide them, do whatever you want to them, but I
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: ain't moving. So you're gonna have to get that to
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: your head. Man. And really, I'm because I don't know
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I gave you my number was like this, I mean,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: working called me because I don't even know no Vaughn, No, no,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you don't know me that. I asked them who was
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: in three sixteen? They told me, none of your business
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: going three sixteen? Man. Hey listen, man, I'm trying to
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: do this as respectful as possible. You know, Like I said,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I really can't function unless I'm living in a disrespect
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: me then doing disrespects for then, because I'm gonna show
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: do this you caught me with like this, I don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: get a favorite now, I don't care if that was
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: your favorite scripture. Okay, tell me with like that. Man. See,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna make this hard, okay, so let me
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: let me tell you this to you I'm already told
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the lady I want to be in three sixteen. She
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: told me I needed to deal with dale. Nah. I'm
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: trying to deal with you in a polight weight okay, because,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like I say, I can't function, man, unless I'm an
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: apartment three sixteen, I can't. I can't get them go
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: to work. I cannot function. Okay, I have to have
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that apartment. No right, it sounds like you got a
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: problem on your hands. Man, Whatever your problem is, that's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: your problem. Ain't got you me? Okay? You know like that?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Like I say, I've been staying in three to sixteen,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay in three sixteen until I moved to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a house. You didn't find something else to do. And
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: really I'm stopping that gave you my numbers to call
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: me with is I can't believe it's like what you're
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: talking to. You talking to me? First, you come at
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: me with them, come at me with a number. What
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: looked like you man three to sixteen? What excuse me? Dog?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: What you're say? You called me with this? I tell
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: you what, man, come at me or come at my
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: problem that you're gonna see it? Man, you understand what
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I'm saying Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectively. Man, Okay,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm trying to listen to him. So I'm
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you, honestly, dog, I cannot function outside
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: of them three numbers. I hamp to live an apartment
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: three sixteen. It ain't my business. Man, No, I don't
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: want how to come move, but I do it along.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: What's running back? Which you say? I said I don't
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: want to have to move? Yo, said it down? Got
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: me what you're gonna come move? I want? Hey, matter
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: of fact, come yeah, come on, come move three sixteen,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: three to sixteen I had for you. Come on, man,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I'm onna come move my man, Come on two teen silence,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: come on, move yet. I'll kind of going on the
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: world with number. They've got three under six to five
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: days with this, I mean it works. You want I'm
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: on my nine to five and you come in and
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: you boy some three to sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: That's all I got to say. Man, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: you for I did fo. I deal with you though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get at least and obviously even giving you
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  Speaker 1: my number the day. Hey man, I'm I'm just trying
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: to tell you. I have to stay under them numbers, man,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I have to. I'm superstitious like that. I know, I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: know everybody ain't like that, but I just happen to
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: be like that. You don't say everybody ain't like that. Man,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time to be dealing it. Really, everybody
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: ain't got time. You sit up listening like this. Ain't
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: you look at Christian other than I've been out this
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: job looking what a point up? The number did they
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: give you? They gave me like three twenty nine or
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: something like that. I don't. I can't stay there, man.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna meet you. Man me seated three
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: twenty nine, six o'clock tonight. How about them numbers? Okay,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: so how about these numbers right here at seven seven
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: point in nine, Steve, I mean a seven seven pointy
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: nine Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, se You ain't
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: never heard that number before. It's sound for me. That's
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the number to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Because this
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy, and you just got pranked by your
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: co worker, Limbda. I mean, make that listens it sounds crazy, hell,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I believes for us to at me roding got me
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: about to take off and go to the Lisa. Now
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: if the college height? Now who you say got me? Now?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Ain't you got a co working a Limba Limbda. Ain't
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: it about Limba covering for Linda? Right now? I wonder
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: what else she take it? So I'm long she puts here. Man, God,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: y'all hadn't be going though. Man, hey, Dell, I got
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you. Man, there you are
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: worked for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey, man with the
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: bad radio show on the land, Man Steve Robert Martin show.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: All right, man, get back to work. Man, your phone
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: off the hook over up, all right. I don't care
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: three sixteen. I don't don't care if it's your favorite scripture.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: When he said that, I said, he Man, No, I
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: don't care if it's your favorite scripture. For he was
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: cussing so hard. Wait, hold on, man, I'm gonna come
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: down and move your stuff out. Hold of running that back? Yeah,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: yea my apartment, move my stuff out, running that back
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: to you six o'clock tonight. You see see you moved
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: its two teen because I'm remember three cool? That's what
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: meet you? What would you say? Your name is Vaughan okay, uh,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: go to Thomas Miles dot com, look for the prank button,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: click on it, and then leave me all your information.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: And I worked my jelly. That's how it worked. That's
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: prank phone call from who they say the King. I
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: don't call myself the King. I let them think we
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: got I don't the King. I call best ever done
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: it though, Super called me the King. But if you
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: don't know, it's gonna be a damn problem. Man, That's
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: what I said. Just man, you come up with we'll
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: be working with a lot of numbers. Thank you, King
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: of Pranks. Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters. Subject
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: your baby is not cute at all. We will get
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: into to it right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show all right time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on dating, on relationships,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: on sex, on work, on parenting, and more, please submit
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Okay, we could be reading your letter live
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: right here right now. All right, let's go buckle up
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: it is Strawberry letter. Tommy, tell me, Yes, here's what
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do today. I've never done this ever before
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: in the history of this show. What Steve, since I've
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: heard so much about you doing the Strawberry letter today
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Today only, I'm gonna sit here and see how you
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: handle or Strawberry letter, so I know what's going on
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: when I ain't here, Ladies and gentlemen, Nephew, Tommy will do. Yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you're going to do in your place? Yeah, no more work,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll prepare myself. Nephew, all right. Subject for
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: your baby isn't cute at all. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: am a thirty year old married woman and my husband
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and I need your advice on an issue with our
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: closest friends. Our friends, our first time parents, and their
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: daughter is a toddler. Now, since the child was born,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: we've been at a group text with the couple and
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: fifteen other people. My husband and I both hate text groups,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: but we humored the couple because they are really nice people.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: The couple started the group chat so they could send
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: us pictures of their newborn daughter. We got pictures of
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the child almost daily, and the mother would send us
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a text message if we didn't respond. They've always bragged
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: about how beautiful this child is, and I don't want
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to be rude, but she's not cute at all. When
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: we got her newborn picture, my husband Darnier, screamed. And
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: whenever we see this little girl in person, I have
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to watch my facial expressions. This little girl looks like
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: an older woman in the face. She never smiles, and
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: her afro is lopsided and dry all the time, and
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: her face looks ashy. She's two years old now and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: we're still getting pictures. We want to kindly ask that
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: we'd be removed from the text group. If I see
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: one more picture of this child looking crazy, I might
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: just have to pull them aside and suggest they fix
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: their daughter up a bit. It's nothing to brush a
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: little grease in her hair and add a few barettes
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: in it, and maybe put some vasiline on her lips.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe they should also tickle the baby so she will
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: smile on some of her pictures. Oh, but forget all
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: of that. We want I know, I know, we want to.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, okay, let me finished. Maybe
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: they should also take cool the baby, so she'll smile
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: on some of her pictures. But forget all of that. Okay,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: we want to leave the texting group altogether. We just
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: don't want to upset our friends. I'm sure we are
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: not the only ones that want the pictures to stop.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed for feeling this way with an innocent child.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: What should we do? All? This is so sad, This
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: is so sad. I'm with you on one thing. I
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: do not like group text messages either. I don't. I would.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I would step up and say something about that. Just
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: leave me out, or stop responding, or just stop responding
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: to the group text messages. Even if they text you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: back and say did you get it? Just stop responding.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I think they'll get the message about the text texting
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: group sooner or later. But about the baby that you
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: say is not cute, It's not the baby's fault. It
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just really isn't be as sweet to the baby as
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you possibly can when you see hers not her fault.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: You said, she looks like an older woman in the face.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I think maybe one day she'll grow into her face.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: You know, I told you guys, I think was yesterday
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I had really really big eyes when I was a baby.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I grew into my eyes, but I grew into them, Steve,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I did, I did. Um. Yeah, I'm trying all this
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: little baby. It's not her fault. Just leave the texting
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: group if that's really all you want to do, just
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: leave there. Uh and you know, yeah, to feel this
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: way about an innocent child, I mean I understand that,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and it is again not the child's fault. What should
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you do? First and foremost, get out of the text group. Okay,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: if they ask you what's wrong, just say you get
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you're really busy and you don't have time. Okay, don't
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: comment on the baby. Don't make any uh, you know,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: disparaging remarks about the baby or anything like that. It's
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: not the baby's fault. Leave the baby out of it. Okay,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: yeah the baby. Yeah, leave the baby alone. Yeah, I
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: have to. I have to. And this is a baby,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you guys. I just wanted to say two things about
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: the baby. Didn't over. Let time to take over. Now.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: The fact that the baby looked like an old woman
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with this little Benjamin Butch looking,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: this little bonnet on, this little Benjamin Butch looking thing.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: He wants us to be all right with you. And
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: then the second thing, Shirley and all I'm saying in
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: time you take it over. You said that the baby
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: is on the picture and the baby never smiles. Yeah,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: that's what it said. That's called she knows. He found out.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: She knows. She went by the mirror in the stroller
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: in the mall. She looked over there with I know,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: ain't pushing me around this mall looking like I ain't
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: got no lotion, I ain't got this damn bonnet. It's
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: crooked my afro. Come to me. I'm sitting over here
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: looking like a little man. If you don't take my
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: ass to the house, Yeah, maybe your friends can keep
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: the baby. And like my daddy, I'm a two year
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: old girl. Hell, I look like my father. I thought
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you only had two things to say. Okay, I'm sorry.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Tommy's gonna do the letter. Can we come back all right, Listen,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna come back with part two of this letter.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Steve's gonna give Tommy his chance to respond to this
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: letter subject your baby isn't cute at all. We'll be
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: back at twenty three minutes after the hour, right after
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: this and two years, I ain't got a compliment. You're
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. Subject your baby is not cute at all? Wow, Well,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: time going to go this a little baby that shot
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: years old, it's over. Shirley tried to relate to the
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: fact that she had big ass when she was a baby.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: You didn't. You still got ass, and that leaves no
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: hope for this baby growing up. The baby looked like
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a little man right now, she fitt, looked like a
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: little old man, laid on, she said, a woman out
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: of face. Go ahead, Tommy, all right. I think what
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: we have here is a situation where I've been taught
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: early on eye for eye or two for two, fight
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: fire with five. You're gonna have to fight ugly with
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: some more ugly. Does that make sense so far? But
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: when you see these ugly pictures coming, don't just sit
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: there and look at it and keep on bout your day.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Come back with some more ugly, all right. When they
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: sending that baby, pitch out, boom, first one, you hit back.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Dennis Rodman, You're gonna You're gonna play your ugly card
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: against the ugly card. Keep coming with it as soon
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: as they send another picture of that baby, Oh Lord,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: hit them back wicked with you to east. You just
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: keep coming with more ugly It's enough ugly people in
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: this world that you can keep sending back via text
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: that all these couples on this dog on text chat.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I promise you they are going to be saying you've
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: been doing what we've been wanting to be due how
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: many people? How many ugly people do y'all know, you know,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: a bunch out for them, then died, then died against
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: these ugly babies. Yes, this ain't about the baby. It's
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: about the parents that's sending the baby. The baby don't
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: know we're sending these ugly pictures back. Send some ugly
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: pictures to fight these ugly uncle Steve, when you used
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: to get baseball card, then you trade them in with
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: other baseball card, which over ones was good against the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: other one. Didn't you do that with your boys? Ye? Yes,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: but ugly pictures, but quite ugly. More pictures, Tommy, Huh.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: The parents think she's beautiful, and if you're sending enough
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: ugly pictures, they're gonna get the picture. Other people don't
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: recognize beauty, and enough pictures and they'll get the picture
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: your baby ugly, all right, and sometimes you might have
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: to just blatantly come on out with it in test
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: text back, please don't send me no more of the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: ugly baby pictures. Oh no, I've been trying since the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: baby got here, but damn it, I got to say
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: it now. Huh, he said, thank you. So you're proud
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: of him. You're proud of him? Yeh one of the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: things I've ever seen him on radio? What ugly begots ugly? Shirley,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: you know, but not if you don't know that they're ugly.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: But that's the problem, Shirley. Even the people that own
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the baby don't know the baby ugly, and they probably
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: ugly too. It ought to be a sin for two people,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: two ugly people, to get together because you bring another
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: the baby. Don't have two ugly people, mate, they bring
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: in another ugly one in the world. Okay, Now, the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: baby don't know she ugly or he ugly yet. They
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: don't know that yet. Okay. And what the last thing wait,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: wait and wait on the last thing you want to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: do is tickle an ugly baby. Do you know what
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: you what you find to get some funny ass ugly? Now?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: That's what you find to get. You got funny, ugly
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: falling after the dog gonna stroke? Do you hit me?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Tickle her ugly baby and see what pop up? Poor baby.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I understand Shirley, and don't have no mirrors and stuff
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: in that baby room. Well let that, let let it,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: let it time go by, for they got to see theirselves.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Don't let the baby. When they brush their tea in themorrow,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: don't look in the mirror. Don't do that. I don't
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: wear it. Don't do that. Brush their teeth turned the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: head the other way. But comb this baby hair, get
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: him as pretty ugly as you can comb the hair,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: wash their face, put some lotion on. Get I'm ready
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: for school. That's as pretty ugly as you can keep.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: She said. Her afro is lopsided. And I'll put a
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: wig on the baby. That might hear a wig a
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: two year old? They got baby wigs. Hey what else
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: we got? They got baby quig? Get her out baby
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: quigs and do it like what baby? What a baby?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: You get a baby baby gonna look a whole lot
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: better than way they're looking at her. You're still proud.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just checking uncle. Yeah, you're still happy with your nephews. Well,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I gotta I want to say thank you man.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: You made me proud. What sir baby proudly says some
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: stuff that I would have said. Yes, yeah, yeah, sometimes
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: you have to do it like that. That ain't our problem.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: We are not supporting ugly children. Give me my money,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: give me my donation, right back. Stand up, you guys,
• 1:05:40
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• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:50
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• 1:05:54
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• 1:05:58
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• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: let me ask y'all something caller, Sure, yes, uh, y'all,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: y'all plan on getting your man's gifts this year? Right? Yeah? Christmas?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Give Is it gonna be something he won't Well, so yeah,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to put some thought. Yeah, because that's what
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I think you said. The keyword, because the truth about
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: it is, we don't give a damn about the thought
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: that counts. We won't gifts. We can show our boys
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: these gifts that men really won't. I know, I'm said,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I know what I said. I know what I said.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: I know I said it don't really matter baby, but
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: didn't do Okay, okay, I would, I know because yeah,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: let me tell you. We don't want bad gifts. Like
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: bad gift is winter gloves. We don't our. Boys don't
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: ask about when the gloves, they don't ask about get cold.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: We put him in our poet, we put him in
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: our pocket. Don't care about that. Here's another gift you'll
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: catch about a rod me o boys, roll beautiful ro
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: We open this box up again and see a role. Okay,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: take we're not putting it out. We don't care about that, slipper.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. There's an exception google that that, but I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: ain't experienced that. I'm just gonna talk about what I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: want that. Okay, I'm gonna look into that. I ain't
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: there yet, but I know the dudes I'll be dealing with.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: We don't care about the roads we get. Okay, you know, okay,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to turn cloth. No one look like a
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: tik like a burn your neck up. So as you
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: put it on, Steve, you know what the short one
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: because I'm tall. Now your booty. I got that one pocket,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: one pocket, my two pockets one and the call and
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the built on the road the same thickness as the
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: road to the collar, and built is a lighter color
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: than the road. Yeah, mans, no road. We don't want
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: none of that. We don't want. We show our boys.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: That's all that is true. We won't gills that we said, dude,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: man my girl, man a man, check what my girl
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: got me? You know watch? Yeah, nice, sup. Most men
• 1:08:38
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• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:45
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• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: you know you got your sickle cell foundations. Yeah, let
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: me say this man um for real all people since
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  Speaker 1: you want you know, they inside till thick with because
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  Speaker 1: we don't come if you get a new fight. Don't
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  Speaker 1: ride it on Christmas because it's colds. You're ride around
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  Speaker 1: in the house. Don't go out there. Don't go out there.
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  Speaker 1: I want anybody to make it. You're listening to show
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  Speaker 1: all Right, here we go. This segment is called things
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  Speaker 1: you say to yourself to keep you from flapping the
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  Speaker 1: beep out of someone on your job or anywhere. Really,
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  Speaker 1: let me listen anywhere. See you need come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You need to know things that can calm your nerves. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what a lot of people don't know. You need calm.
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  Speaker 1: And now all this ain't for everybody, but I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: out of the ten or soda that I'm gonna listen,
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  Speaker 1: you can come up with something that fits you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: these are just I'm gonna just give you some little
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  Speaker 1: who saw moments that you can kind of say to
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  Speaker 1: yourselting sleep from slapping the sugar honey iced tea out
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  Speaker 1: of somebody down your damn job. You'll be wanting to
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  Speaker 1: down at your job. This is for those of you
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  Speaker 1: that work a job and you wants to really slap
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  Speaker 1: the sugar honey iced tea out of somebody down at
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  Speaker 1: your job. These are some things you can say to
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  Speaker 1: yourself to just keep you from slapping them and then
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  Speaker 1: losing your job. You're gonna just go down the list
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  Speaker 1: you say these to yourself. I got two kids in college. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you need that, keep your kids, keep your job. Here
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  Speaker 1: got another one right here, already got two strikes on
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  Speaker 1: for life. Here's another you can use here. I just
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  Speaker 1: got this job. Yeah, I just got the shot and
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  Speaker 1: I was got to work for eight months. I just
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  Speaker 1: got this job. But he got about one more time
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  Speaker 1: to say something more time and I'm gonna slap the
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  Speaker 1: sugar honey. But I just got the job. Yeah. No, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm closer to tirement. I ain't just right here. I
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  Speaker 1: got one more year and his right. In one year,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get a pension. Turkey. Go watch just hanging there, man,
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  Speaker 1: watch the turkey. Here's another one right here. Let it
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  Speaker 1: go yea from Frozen. Let here go another one right
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  Speaker 1: here for a lot of y'all. And I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: go home, sit in my car smoking joint. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: just go sit in my can smoke everywhere. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's not legal, but you're just trying to keep your
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  Speaker 1: job because I tell you what ain't legally. You slap
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  Speaker 1: the sugar honey. Iced tea scares me every time you
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  Speaker 1: say it. Every time. Yeah, come on, just sing a
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  Speaker 1: song to yourself, or you can just try to nothing
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  Speaker 1: but the blood, b amen, or just make up yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Hold my hand, put them deep into my pockets. O
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  Speaker 1: my hand, put them deep into my podcast. O my
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  Speaker 1: hand put them deep into my pockets for slap the
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  Speaker 1: sugar honey iced tea out of here's the woman to
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  Speaker 1: keep you from slapping the sugar honey iced tea out
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  Speaker 1: of Lord knows, I can't go back to jail. Ye,
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  Speaker 1: I can't go back to jail. I just couldn't stand
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  Speaker 1: it now, I just couldn't stand it down Lord, I
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  Speaker 1: can't go back to jail. Oh, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: do something. I beat and does something. I'm sorry, you
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  Speaker 1: know the show, but I can't go back to jail
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  Speaker 1: or the realization Right there, you're saying, so those are
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  Speaker 1: things that you can use on your job, you say
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  Speaker 1: to yourself, keep you from slapping the sugar honey iced tea.
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  Speaker 1: Are your co workers? Just use them? Let it go?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Ten's the season for people
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  Speaker 1: who are hard to shop for? And you know what
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, you know, you look at them like, say,
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  Speaker 1: for instance, Steve Carla, Steve is everything. He's hard to
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  Speaker 1: shop for, I would think because he has everything. So
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, who are you having trouble finding
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  Speaker 1: a gift for? And why? Girl? My husband it is
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  Speaker 1: so hard. Yes, it is so hard to shop for
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  Speaker 1: Tosh because he doesn't Yeah, he doesn't really want anything,
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  Speaker 1: but he asked for some tools. So I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to you know, the hard store Home Deep all home
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  Speaker 1: improvement store, low Lows and really gets some suggestion from
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  Speaker 1: the guys and you know, the guys working there, and
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  Speaker 1: see what I can get him. That's surprise him as well,
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  Speaker 1: even though he told me what he wants. I want
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  Speaker 1: to get something that he didn't think I would get,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, so hard to buy for. So, yes,
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  Speaker 1: my husband. Every year, I'm stumped as to what to
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  Speaker 1: get him every year? What about you, Shirley? What about you?
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  Speaker 1: Who's hard to pick? Four? No, one's really. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I just get what I like. I just get what
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  Speaker 1: I like, what I like for them to have from me, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't stress about it or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: I hope they like it, and nine times that attend
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  Speaker 1: they do. I really put my heart into gifts because
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  Speaker 1: I love giving. You know, this is a season I'm giving,
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, so I don't stress about it. Whatever I
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  Speaker 1: like and I think that you might like, and usually
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  Speaker 1: I'm right, thank God? Right, all right, all right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas coming up right after this. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. The guys are here to warm
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  Speaker 1: up your holiday drunk rules will read one off, and
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  Speaker 1: what I need y'all to do is demonstrate that type
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  Speaker 1: of drunk I'm talking about the first on the woeest
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  Speaker 1: me crying drunk every time I come over here, y'all
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  Speaker 1: act like y'all mean. Yeah, I'm coming every year for
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  Speaker 1: way and anty way, don't you I'm coming and you'll
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  Speaker 1: never have me. I ain't coming next year. Who I
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  Speaker 1: don't like? No, y'all don't have a right way? Really easy,
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  Speaker 1: listened to me. You ain't gonna crying now. Man is
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  Speaker 1: not your father. I didn't want to tell you that,
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  Speaker 1: but you fought it. I figured you are a note
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  Speaker 1: on your job. The next There we go, Steve, you
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  Speaker 1: got it. Here we go the start of fight, drunk
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  Speaker 1: talk trash. Oh that's a big one. You got it? Yeah? What?
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  Speaker 1: Wh who got you? Wh Why I got to open
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  Speaker 1: my gear first? I was first last year. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just opening my gift for first for this year, first
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  Speaker 1: for last year. I will the first. I would want
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  Speaker 1: to be the first this year. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Get your hand off the box,
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  Speaker 1: gift podcast that box, because I don't I'm brush you
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  Speaker 1: in your oyspread God, I don't know you can ask
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  Speaker 1: you for Chrismuth. What was that? I don't care if
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  Speaker 1: it's what the trick you can fight on? They were
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  Speaker 1: they were they were fighting the major what they don't
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  Speaker 1: never make no sense? All right, here we go for you.
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  Speaker 1: This is doing this is doing the intellectual drunk. There
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  Speaker 1: we go. Give me that, give me that lix. When
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  Speaker 1: when when the stars is lining up in the sky
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  Speaker 1: for the galaxy and the universe is spinning around, that's Leo?
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  Speaker 1: Leo said, and then you Usophagle and Neil was And
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  Speaker 1: then that's when the teacher had asked me, get on,
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  Speaker 1: you know what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to be
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. I thank you guys. Coming up next
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  Speaker 1: to Steve with today's closing remarks right after this you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to All right, Steve, here we are last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day on this Tuesday. You have some closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks for us. I know you do you know I'm
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  Speaker 1: oftentimes talking about oh my success. Speeches and and and
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  Speaker 1: seminars that I do are usually always centered around the
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  Speaker 1: proper mindset. You know. I don't go to share with
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  Speaker 1: people or trying to teach people to put a particular thing.
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  Speaker 1: What I try to share with people is how to
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  Speaker 1: develop the proper mindset to become successful, because that's all
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  Speaker 1: I had. You know, I didn't have an education. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't have a great deal of book knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was just never that guy, but I was.
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  Speaker 1: I've always been or I consider myself a person that
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  Speaker 1: has a level of wisdom. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: that I try to share with people is the mindset. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I learned something recently. I actually learned it back in March.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to paraphrase something that I read in
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  Speaker 1: a daily devotional that a lady on my job gave
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  Speaker 1: to me named Jennifer. She's a sound tech for my
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  Speaker 1: talk show for years, and she also works with me
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  Speaker 1: on family Feud. She's what we call our Christian lady.
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  Speaker 1: But she's a young sister. But she really really committed.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you when she feel your spirit being down,
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  Speaker 1: she prayed for you that's just just good people, man.
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  Speaker 1: So she gave me this daily devotional called Jesus Calling,
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  Speaker 1: and I was reading it and back and that talk
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  Speaker 1: me something. Because you know, in my discussions about mindset,
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  Speaker 1: I've always told people that one of the things that
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  Speaker 1: motivated me was a long time ago I heard the
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  Speaker 1: scripture that says He comes to give you life and
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  Speaker 1: give you life more abundantly. And so I used to
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  Speaker 1: just ask God for my abundance. I really did, but
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't I didn't really know exactly what they meant.
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking in terms of material and you know,
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  Speaker 1: I need some help man with my finances and all
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  Speaker 1: of that. That's the abundance I've talked it's about. But
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  Speaker 1: I learned back in March that abundant life doesn't necessarily
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  Speaker 1: mean health or wealth. What it was really trying to
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  Speaker 1: get me to understand, and what this book has been
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  Speaker 1: trying to do is get me to have a closer walk,
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  Speaker 1: just so just to open up my heart to create
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  Speaker 1: more room for God, you know, so God can come
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  Speaker 1: in and operate a little bit better. God can come in,
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  Speaker 1: but you got to make room for him. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you can't block him out with all your business and
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  Speaker 1: the chaos that's in your day, you know, and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and then and then making him last, and then just
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  Speaker 1: calling on him when you get in trouble. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he just he's been trying to share with me how
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  Speaker 1: I should talk to him about everything. Whether it's my
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  Speaker 1: physical fitness, it's decisions I'm making in business, it's problems
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  Speaker 1: I'm having with my family, you know, as things you
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  Speaker 1: might want to discuss about your marriage. I'm talking about everything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you hear old people something else pray
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  Speaker 1: without season, they talking about with everything. Now, I've never
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  Speaker 1: really done that, to be honest with you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I pray about certain things, but I just really started
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  Speaker 1: getting into the habit of talking to God about everything.
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  Speaker 1: And this abundant life was talking to me more about
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  Speaker 1: health and wealth. It was about staying in continual touch
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  Speaker 1: with God so you can have a more of a
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  Speaker 1: bigger presence in your life. And that right there will
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  Speaker 1: give you an abundant life within it self. Because what
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  Speaker 1: happens to a lot of people is you when you
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, you try to fit your
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  Speaker 1: day into this preconceived mold that you have about how
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  Speaker 1: you think the day are to go. So you spend
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  Speaker 1: all your time trying to fit this day that God
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  Speaker 1: gives us. Give us this day our daily bread. That
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  Speaker 1: line right there, or today is the day that the
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  Speaker 1: Lord has maid. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
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  Speaker 1: That right down. We try to take that precious gift
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  Speaker 1: of the day and we try to fit that into
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  Speaker 1: a preconceived mold of what we have. So what He
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  Speaker 1: tries to get us to do instead of putting it
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  Speaker 1: into this preconceived mold that you got, what God really
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  Speaker 1: wants us to do is relax and be on the
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  Speaker 1: lookout for what He doing. See that's the thing, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you say the Lord's prayer, that's the part out
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  Speaker 1: and finally got in my head. Give us this day
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  Speaker 1: our daily bread. Just let me get through the day.
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  Speaker 1: Help me with my decisions today. Show me what you
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  Speaker 1: be handling today. Tell me how to look get through today.
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  Speaker 1: This mindset instead of trying to fit your day into
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  Speaker 1: this preconceived mold, this mindset of watching to see what
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  Speaker 1: God gonna do. Now faith with our works is dead,
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  Speaker 1: So I ain't just just sit on your tail and
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  Speaker 1: don't do nothing, but see what He got for you.
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  Speaker 1: When you do this mindset, it actually will free you
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  Speaker 1: up to enjoy your day better and actually find what
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  Speaker 1: God had planned for you. His plan is way better
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  Speaker 1: than the one you got anyway. So when you turn
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  Speaker 1: everything over to Him, when you stay in constant prayer
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  Speaker 1: with him, what it does is it frees your mind
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  Speaker 1: up to relax. Because half of our pressure, high blood
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: pression and depression, and half of this stuff is because
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: we're just wearing about stuff that we actually have no
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  Speaker 1: control over. That's not the sole reason for depression. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, that's just one of the things we saw
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  Speaker 1: worried and caught up in what we need to be doing,
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  Speaker 1: that we don't focus and let Him do it. That's
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  Speaker 1: one of the biggest things I've learned today. And it
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  Speaker 1: frees your mind up. And that's one of the things
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