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Roadtrip, Right or Wrong, Sand and Soul, BBQ Sauce and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like theming bus bus things. And it's cost me
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  Speaker 1: true good at Steve Hary listening to moving together for Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Please by, I don't join join me to be doing
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  Speaker 1: me har You gotta use turn be hurting. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Got to turn them out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come, come on your
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  Speaker 1: baby that it huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody
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  Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: M Yeah, I do. Man. God been so good to
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  Speaker 1: me over the years, in spite of all the mistakes
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  Speaker 1: I've made, in spite of all the dirt I've done
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  Speaker 1: to myself. I'm talking about when in no one I
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  Speaker 1: was wrong, His grace and mercy has forgiven me for
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  Speaker 1: all of my sins. God can forgive you of all
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  Speaker 1: of your sins, everything you've done. God can forgive you.
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  Speaker 1: He can wipe your slate clean. Now that might you
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  Speaker 1: might have some you know, things you got to deal
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  Speaker 1: with because of some of your actions. Understand that, but
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  Speaker 1: you can wipe your slates. You can wipe your slate
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  Speaker 1: clean with God and start again. You can repent. God
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  Speaker 1: has mercy and grace. You could be forgiven by God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: people answer another story. Some people may never forgive you,
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  Speaker 1: for you've heard them all, or maybe they're accusing you
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  Speaker 1: of doing something else. But you know they may never
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  Speaker 1: forgive you. But God, God is in the redemption business man.
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  Speaker 1: God will forgive you for every sin you've ever committed.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta want forgiveness now. And then you got
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  Speaker 1: to come correct because what you can't do is you
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  Speaker 1: can't shoot him the crap. Now you can say that
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  Speaker 1: conversation with him. You know, whatever you told your lawyer, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you told the victims, whatever you told, whatever the
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  Speaker 1: story is, you got going if it ain't the truth,
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  Speaker 1: you could say that with God, because please know, he know,
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  Speaker 1: and he know your heart. He know if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to manipulate somebody just for the system, if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to say this just so you can get out, you
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  Speaker 1: know all of that. So if you're planning on shucking
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  Speaker 1: him and jiving him, save your brother before you wind
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  Speaker 1: up digging yourself in a deeper hole. Just let me
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  Speaker 1: give you that piece of advice because he ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: to play with. He's too great to be played with.
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  Speaker 1: And so with that in mind, I want to share
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  Speaker 1: some positive stuff with you, this smarting man. I want
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  Speaker 1: to say this now. I want to remind you not
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  Speaker 1: to let your circumstance and your situations dictate your future
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  Speaker 1: or your results. I'm gonna say this again. This is
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  Speaker 1: important information. Man. Don't let your circumstance and situations dictate
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  Speaker 1: your future or your results. Do you know that in
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  Speaker 1: order to get a different future or some different results,
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  Speaker 1: you control that entire situation. It is you, It is
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts that control the entire situation. It is how
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  Speaker 1: you look at the situation that will determine how the
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  Speaker 1: situation is for you. See, the same situation can be
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  Speaker 1: totally different for two different people, because you can say
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  Speaker 1: you look at the examples of history, just just look
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  Speaker 1: look in your neighborhood. How can There was a book
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  Speaker 1: that a guy wrote one time who had the name.
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  Speaker 1: He had a name, and he did some research and
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  Speaker 1: he found a guy that grew up at the same age,
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  Speaker 1: in the same neighborhood as him, with the exact same name.
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  Speaker 1: He went on to become a corporate CEO. The other
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  Speaker 1: man was an inmate, and they had the same name,
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  Speaker 1: grew up in the same neighborhood. They were both brothers,
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  Speaker 1: you know not, I'm just saying brothers men. And they
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  Speaker 1: grew and they went to different Because how can two different,
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  Speaker 1: two people the same situation and the results turn out
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  Speaker 1: so different. It is because of the thought process of
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  Speaker 1: one was completely different from the thought process of the other.
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  Speaker 1: You control it. You don't have to let your circumstances
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  Speaker 1: and your situations dictate your future or your results. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the way it works. This is so you can understand this.
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  Speaker 1: Your mind is the controlling factor of your thoughts. Your
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  Speaker 1: thoughts are the controlling factor of your outcome. The Bible
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  Speaker 1: says a man is as he thinketh. Please don't short
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  Speaker 1: play this scripture, hell, because this one is the real deal.
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  Speaker 1: This is the basis of every self improvement book you'll
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  Speaker 1: ever read. It's already written in the Bible. The Bible
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  Speaker 1: has all the information you need. But in case you
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  Speaker 1: need a little bit of clarity in some simple modern
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  Speaker 1: day language, then they have self improvement books. They are
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  Speaker 1: all based on Biblical scripture. A man is as he
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  Speaker 1: thinketh That's why Norman Vincent Peale wrote the book The
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  Speaker 1: Power of Positive Thinking. That's why a book came out
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  Speaker 1: called The Magic of Thinking Big. That's why a book
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  Speaker 1: came out called Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hell
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  Speaker 1: that all of you, all these titles that I've read
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  Speaker 1: that have mattered in my life the most, These three
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  Speaker 1: major books that I've read, they all say one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Think thinking thoughts, because that's what controls the outcome. Your
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  Speaker 1: brain works one of two ways. It works positive or negative.
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  Speaker 1: It works good, which is under the column of positive,
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  Speaker 1: or to work evil, which is under the column of negative.
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  Speaker 1: It will have faith, which is under the column of positive,
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  Speaker 1: or you will operate in fear, which is in the
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  Speaker 1: column of negative. That is the only way your mind works.
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  Speaker 1: Your mind is a factory that's comprised of workers. Those
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  Speaker 1: workers are controlled by two formings, forming positive and forming negative.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what the CEO of the company, the head man,
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  Speaker 1: the boss is you. You come to work in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and you say, man, today is a great day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take steps towards brightening my future. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to take another step into making that dream come
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  Speaker 1: true that I've been thinking about I'm gonna take another
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  Speaker 1: step forward in the development and the changing of my
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  Speaker 1: life in a positive, good direction. If you come to
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  Speaker 1: work and say that every day as the CEO, the boss,
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  Speaker 1: the formings can only obey you, so that what you
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  Speaker 1: just said was a series of positive statements then forming
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  Speaker 1: positive steps to the forefront. He said, I got your
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  Speaker 1: boss right away. He turns around, he blows the whistle.
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  Speaker 1: He alerts all the workers in the factory today as
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  Speaker 1: a good day. Today, we will take steps towards our future.
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  Speaker 1: Today we are putting ourselves on track to get a
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  Speaker 1: little bit closer to making our dreams come true. Today
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  Speaker 1: we will be assembling all the things we need to
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  Speaker 1: make our dreams come true in our life better in
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  Speaker 1: the right direction. Everybody break. The workers in the factory
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  Speaker 1: turn around and manufacture thoughts to justify the orders given
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  Speaker 1: by the boss, which is you. You are the CEO
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  Speaker 1: of your corporation. If you don't own nothing else, you
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  Speaker 1: own everything that's going on between your two ears. You
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  Speaker 1: are the CEO of that corporation. If that corporation is
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  Speaker 1: a good one, it's because you set it up that way.
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  Speaker 1: If your corporation is a bad one, it's because you
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  Speaker 1: set it up that day. If you trying, if you
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  Speaker 1: pushing towards your dreams and you see the possibility of
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  Speaker 1: things happening in your life, is because you, as the CEO,
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  Speaker 1: set it up that way. If you ain't got nothing popping,
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  Speaker 1: if you just want to be a criminal taking stuff
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  Speaker 1: from people, throwing your life out the window, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be an inmate. You're gonna be sitting there there and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be mad at everybody. You got nobody be
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  Speaker 1: mad at. But shoot, you understand what I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: this morning? Huh you're listening to show everybody around the world.
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  Speaker 1: You are listening at the morning show. High on you doing?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the lady. Yeah, make the show real, Bravey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the show, she's the one with the boys. She the
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  Speaker 1: lady's choice. I'm talking about shell helping about shall come
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  Speaker 1: on last? Running down? Here we go, let's move it on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: running down, Steve running ye running down some moat here
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  Speaker 1: little girl. Hey hey, got a suit on every day.
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  Speaker 1: Still this him? Next one came in a train. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with on another show. Then he left one damn day,
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  Speaker 1: I have more wear everything looking round out. He could
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  Speaker 1: actually cook it. We let him come on this show.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't been silence no more. Everybody think that he
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  Speaker 1: on the round. I everybody know that he from the
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  Speaker 1: ground half. But I'm talking about my main man. I
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  Speaker 1: They say, last monotony, but it got the less sense
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  Speaker 1: of us all. I damn this stupid in the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I think it failed when he was a baby somebody.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, Huh, stupid as ain't want to be.
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  Speaker 1: I think he is. He ain't got a princess what
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  Speaker 1: we call him. I think it's stupid ass. He couldn't be.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's head the ham mad. Everybody talking about
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  Speaker 1: time to huh Tom a time, ladies and gentleman. That's
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  Speaker 1: Right now, Steve, what does Jay have going on? Now?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? This road trip? Or reenactment of
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  Speaker 1: everybody who's gonna be taking a road trip this summer
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  Speaker 1: summer time time for a bunch of people to get
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  Speaker 1: in the car and ride. And it was sound something
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  Speaker 1: like this. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react,
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  Speaker 1: re enact. What is it like when six grown people
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  Speaker 1: who work together take a road trip all right, everybody
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  Speaker 1: in buggle out? All right, let me start the car.
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  Speaker 1: They're digging right there. Somebody ain't got their seat bell?
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, now we need a little driving music. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: I like that. Did you hear what that help for
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  Speaker 1: Taylor did in her country? Very almost didn't like that girl?
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  Speaker 1: No more? Well quite frankly, I'd like to hear some
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  Speaker 1: gospel music. What come on, Kirk? Yeah that's nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but what's what happened to me? Yeah? So we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna listen to listen to nothing. We ain't listening to nothing, okay, man, silence,
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  Speaker 1: riding silence? Then let's just riding silence. I just have
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  Speaker 1: a question, where boy, are we? Well? What you come for?
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  Speaker 1: You want to play a game? Play? What game? Game?
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  Speaker 1: You know? We could sing that song ninety nine bottles
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  Speaker 1: of beer saying out of the hill. Can that's my car?
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  Speaker 1: Can we play that? You're in the car? You can?
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  Speaker 1: We can we get some eat you we just got
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  Speaker 1: in the car. Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: to be quiet? No, oh, it's hot in here? Can
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  Speaker 1: you turn to a want to say this? I gotta
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  Speaker 1: say this. I'm gonna say it. What I got the pee.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, damn it. Everybody else get out to cars
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  Speaker 1: just on the day. I'm called wait, wait where, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm your damn nephew. Off the door. No,
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  Speaker 1: everybody out. I ain't everybody them. As much as I
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  Speaker 1: hate packing it, I hate get out to card. If
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  Speaker 1: you did pack, I'm packing. Got go get out. I
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  Speaker 1: just so I got a gun. Get out my name Jimmy. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: get you're gonna shoot somebody. Get out to car. Get out, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: get out, jut out, shutte out. I'm not walking these here.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to walk. Get out to car. They
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  Speaker 1: don't push me now, don't push you out? Now. What
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  Speaker 1: happened now, that's all he wanted to do is music.
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  Speaker 1: He just drove off. You stay called called all right?
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  Speaker 1: Tommy called uber. Yeah. I can't believe me. I'm not walking,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't live. Put us on the car. This
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to be a fun road trip. What I
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  Speaker 1: can't do nothing, They can't g I know. He better
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  Speaker 1: put them back up, likes on and bring his hand.
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  Speaker 1: Is he making a right on the highway? Look, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, no, no no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: got I gotta I gotta say, let me do this.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I got it. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: we're standing out here like I got the bad. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm hungry. Here we go there we hold on? I fix,
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  Speaker 1: I fixed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you just left
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  Speaker 1: hold us on the side of the road. Hello, hey,
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  Speaker 1: uh what you left us on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 1: You're not coming back. I can see you. We got
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  Speaker 1: girls with singing thank you? They would you take care
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  Speaker 1: of them? Okay, this car ain't coming back. There's ladies
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  Speaker 1: and heels out here to take the heels off and
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  Speaker 1: straight well, just way, I'm after about four miles there'll
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  Speaker 1: be flat. Can I say this? When we took our
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  Speaker 1: stuff out of the car, that black bag that you
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  Speaker 1: are your money in it, that bag is out here
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  Speaker 1: with us. Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me
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  Speaker 1: the black Tom, Let me have black back. Tom, give
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  Speaker 1: me the black back. Get the black back. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: yours in the car. We'll put the bag here first.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't opening the door. If I don't see the bag. Here,
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  Speaker 1: go the back. Throw it in the window the door,
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  Speaker 1: I promise you. If you just throw it in the window,
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  Speaker 1: throw it in the window. I got time. Throw the bags, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't pull this trick again. Go to bag in. How
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  Speaker 1: about I opened the bag and start counting to see
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  Speaker 1: how much I already know what's in there. Throw it.
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  Speaker 1: Throw the bag in the window first. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: we can actually buy our car with his bag. You
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  Speaker 1: know what going on? We're good. Oh, let's get to count.
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  Speaker 1: And it looks like a lot. Uh, we've got we've
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  Speaker 1: got one too. Three, we've got five negroes on the
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  Speaker 1: side the road with a black bag. Look like it
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  Speaker 1: don't belong to him. Let's up, shut everybody's up ground.
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  Speaker 1: Were waiting ant get the black ass on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. We'll sing a group. You got one more time,
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  Speaker 1: little man, one more time, loot man, get your black
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  Speaker 1: ass on the ground. Love you everybody down on the ground. Good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was a warning shot. The next one goes in.
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  Speaker 1: You all right, hand me the bag, same time, hand
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  Speaker 1: me the bag. Police, you ain't going to hand me
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  Speaker 1: the bag. I didn't shot before. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go through that. No, we can't do a damn thing together.
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  Speaker 1: We can all coming up next. And if you tell
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  Speaker 1: me he's gonna run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show our office. Question of the day, guys,
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  Speaker 1: is who is the person in our studio who, no
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: matter how hard they try, they will never get fired?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Do we have a co worker who says
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  Speaker 1: things like I dare them to fire me? Why is
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  Speaker 1: all this about me? I see it in life? Throw
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  Speaker 1: a rock, right? No, one to a pack? Right? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: keep going. The one that yes is the one you hit,
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  Speaker 1: and you hit me because I know this is about me.
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  Speaker 1: But go ahead, no, no, no no, go Finish question. I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard you say idea of them to fire me? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I have you have say that? Oh yeah, he's all right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah heard that? Oh yeah, I said I burn this
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  Speaker 1: whole damn play. I don't already, y'all ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: no radiohead. Finish question? Well, is it is it fun?
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  Speaker 1: I have to ask? Is it fun to work with
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  Speaker 1: someone like that that you know that knows they can't
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  Speaker 1: get fired, or that their boss won't fire them, or
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  Speaker 1: that in this case, since you think it's you, your
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  Speaker 1: uncle won't fire Oh he'll fire men, he'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be drafting. I got to be the done.
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  Speaker 1: Something pretty damn car comy, you're still here? You should Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if that proves that he won't fire you, you're saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing saving you as my sister. What have
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  Speaker 1: I done that's been so drastic that I should be
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  Speaker 1: sipped away? Do you do you think you're an outstanding employee?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted the greatest hit, he said confidence. You just
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  Speaker 1: got back to work. You was off yesterday. You take
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  Speaker 1: more damn vacation. You have more unexcused absence than anybody
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  Speaker 1: on this show. You actually take off more time, Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: than anybody including me. Oh and you started out this way.
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  Speaker 1: This didn't just happen. So we discussed this yesterday when
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  Speaker 1: you weren't here. You are the worst. I'm the worst?
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  Speaker 1: What the worst? You the words? You want to start
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  Speaker 1: there with the Okay, so I have I have a
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  Speaker 1: bit of an issue with that. Okay, there's that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's that because we speak on the radio, right, But
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  Speaker 1: I just try not to use things that have w
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  Speaker 1: what when? When? It? When? Where? Stop? But Steve, seriously,
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  Speaker 1: so this kind of falls on you. Why haven't you
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  Speaker 1: fired him? Because well, what's gonna happen? Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I mean exploring thing happening to my sister. You can
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  Speaker 1: believe for something fitting happening you? Wow? What do you?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What do you? Wait? A minute? Wait? Wait? Went on? Now?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Wait he got that w at that time? Didn't heat
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: when when something happened to my mama? I'm gone, like
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: damn need meting. It's tough newss dough. I like, for example,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: if my brother called me and said, brother, little brother,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you're sitting down, I gotta talk to you about something.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: We had a big loss in this family. Say hold
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on on second time? Okay, now Tommy, Tommy what? No?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: What my ass? You five? Wait that's your first phone call.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: But I can't wait to say that you can't wait
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: to do this? So to me? Not that you know
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: that your uncle's only keeping you here employed because of
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: his I'm just not finding this out today. Call. So
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: are you gonna change your behavior in your ways? And
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: like I got quicker way? What you got? What like
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: I got quicker way? I don't have quick I can't.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I have to admit I will miss that you will, Yeah,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I will, Carla, I will. Oh wow, all right, So
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: tell me you should at least say you're gonna try
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to and do better. Wait what if you get fired,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you give other jobs. Not on the radio, he walking, no,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: but he'd be great down the zoo. What yeah, turtle back?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You mean on that junior world famous turtle suck up.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm telling all y'all right now, when I leave here,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: everybody leaving quick, I'm just putting it out there. Let
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that go. Okay, well, let it go. But if I
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: was you, I digested thought it go stop it. Okay,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you still got your job? No, No, I got eight jobs.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: We know. We see you get cut from the radio.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You go, yeah, maybe yeah, if he cuts you from
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: the radio, he'll hire you on TV because you don't
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: have to speak. No, No, I won't. No, I won't
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: because then we are to look at it? Is that
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: why you haven't? No, we back to face your feet,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you know, last hour and they can take your a
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: glass on TV? Should they can take man? Then why
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: haven't all right, Well, you're here now. One of the
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: reasons I never wanted to tell you this because don't
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: nobody want to tune into you every day? That's why
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: you're not on TV? Because can nobody be turning your
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: channel and do this and then that's too much? This
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: is what are you doing okay, this channel change, this
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: channel changing, and that's what happens when they see Tommy
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: on TV. This is me right here, this is very Stephen,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: you're this is me. This is okay. Pull up, Steve,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: all right, she's nice. We're gonna be nice and tell
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: me we're not laughing. All right, coming coming on somebody,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: and now look at this. We have to go. Not
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: what they put on. We have to go. We'll have
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: more of this ignorant show when we come back right
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, So Jay gotta ask you this
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: now as you age, you were thinking about the good
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: old days, right, okay, and what did you come up?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: We came up with uh and Steve and everybody else
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: can join in. It's just how what we had and
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: what they got now. Millennials millennials, but they don't like
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: even like to be called millennials. They just they don't
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: like that then be called. I don't know what they
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: want to be called. I just want to be this
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: one over there. Don't like it. Look at it. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: don't like being For instance, they've got video games. They
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: got him, what do we have? Palms? It just gets
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: they got the micro wave oven. It's it's they use
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: it on. What do we have, Steve, to heat up food?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Damn easy baker or the oven damn light bumb No,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: how about that one? Yeah, my sister, my sister's daughter
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: had an easy bake oven on Christmas Day. We pulled
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the cake battle. We didn't eat the cake to east
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: that damn cake. That's funny they got we had, They
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: got uber. Did we walk everywhere or what? Everywhere we walked?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: They that we had albums. Yeah, I was thinking of that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Look how many ways we bought one song? We bought
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: it on albums? Eight track, problems, water five eights, real,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the real now they downloaded? Yeah, digital, that's it. They
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: got bottle of water. Bottle of water. If you wanted
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: water back in the day, how did you get water
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: outside the holes? Because I was afraid they're gonna make
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: me stay. I just stood dehydrated dragging out that water hole.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: They got ice machines on the refrigerated. If you wanted
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: ice back in the day, Steve, how'd you get ice?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Get you made? You made it in the trade? Did
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you make but six cubes at a time? Put the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: little handle on it. Man, we didn't even have ice,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: didn't have ice. We didn't, No, damn ice? How did
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: you make your drinks? Cold? Drinke was never cold? Who
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: had a cold drink? They are blown? That's who had
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a cold drink? What I drink was a cold drink.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Set it outside for a while. Yeah, they got changed things.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: They get punished, They get punished, time out. What what
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: did we get? Steve got out? I'm telling you with
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: what though? Anything ever? Anything? We got whipped till they
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: was just out of time. They had to be somewhere
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: else and they had us to go get it. Yeah
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you ever had this? Right here, I'm gonna beat the
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: black off white. Yeah. Man, they got Instagram? Now how
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: do we how do we develop pictures? Back? And then
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you took a picture, You dropped it off at the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: little booth, and you waited a month booth drug stoke, Yeah, Walgreen,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: you waited a month. If you saw your picture, won
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: the whole month. And then I walked down and then
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: the pictures wasn't ready. Yeah, the picture not ready yet.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It's not that yet. Come back the next week. It's
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: not ready yet. And you got you got the pictures
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: and oh yeah remember we have that. Okay, you want
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: to go make another picture. It's not ready to come
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: back the next a week. Hey, it'sn't not ready. Who
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: was that Jay? Oh the person in the booth? All right,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: they got smartphones. Now, if you wanted to make a
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: call back in the day, you had a roll of quarters.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: You stood by the pay phone. What what when I
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: when I would call Steve, Steve would call me and
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: he would call me and tell me he gonna be
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: at such and such a number. He would drive to
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: the next number and then call me from where I
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: would Now. But someplaces we would stay, the phones would
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: go off at nine o'clock. What. Yeah, they cut They
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: had like a switchbook. It'd be off. Yeah, the phone
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: just be all yeah, get him. Yeah, you can't call
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: him to the next day. Oh you're talking about telephone.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: You're talking about the hotel the hotel room. Yeah, switchboard
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: off switch board, were switchboard switch board and nobody you
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: can get the call, but ain't nobody connected. But what
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: happened in case for the emergency, what you didn't has
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to not having a bigger Wow, it didn't happen to man. Man,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you do not have You better wait till morning. If
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: you've had an emergency to keep it to yourself, don't
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: share it. And wow you're listening Morning show. All right, Steve,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: we definitely need you for this. Uh, Junior and Tommy
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: with right or wrong? Here we go. Uh, you be
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the judge, Tommy. Yeah, okay, the first one is not
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: for the Fellers, just just for the latest. Okay, start
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: off with y'all. Then I'm gonna migrate my move on
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: over to to Stephen Junior. J Anyway, let me just
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: talk to y'all about this. Hire. Listen if till Junior,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: you don't say no, but listen, If a star phone
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: company ship you something, yeah, it ain't gonna have nothing
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to secure you see what I'm saying. Yeah, see if
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: a star it's a star phone company. You see what
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So the star phone company not gonna have
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: most stro phones to secure the star phone. You see
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: what I'm just do I make sense with y'all. Think
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: about thing. Surely a star phone company they're sending you
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: star phone, what do they secure that week? You see?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make sense to me. Just I
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: cannot with you. Look at juniors, look up. Okay, okay, okay,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: let me let me move, Let me move, to the feller.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Let me move to all right, go ahead. If you
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: get the claps and it's spreads, tell him it's an applause.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. On If you get the
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: claps and it spreads, that's an applause. First of all, right,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: there yet, leave me not with this stupidity going on. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: we're going out together, y'all. That's to y'all wrong. If
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you give spreads, that's an applause. You come to I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: told I told her he making head her wants to
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: become an applause. You ain't even got to go down
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: to the doctor because he's too late. Then that is
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the most ignorant thing we've ever said on the show.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta give me some mints, bring me to heel.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: You don't have a Christis and when you hit you
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: you really be thinking about it. It makes your head explode. Now,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: coming up in tens, we'll do a little comedy roulette
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: with Jay and the fellas. Right after this. You're listening
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: to the Steven Show. Okay time now, Jay uh for
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: this segment. It's called comedy roulette. Explain it quickly and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: let's get to it very simple. I love it. It's
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: three of us with comedians. We're highly decorated. Take five subjects,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: put them on the wheel, wedgetop. We'll do the damn thing.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: That's how good we are. Do it. Do it now?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go comedy roulette. Here we go with
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: the subjects. Number one, people who have that stuff, you know,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: in the corner of their eye. Yeah, okay. Number two,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: babies that don't look like their dad. Wow, who's the father?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Baby show? We had darkening him? Number three? Fat guys
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: that won't button that middle button? Yeah okay. Number four,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: what's that thing on your lip right here? What is that?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: What is that? Number five? Just not not not not?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: All right? Come on, spend the wheel for its place.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: There you go. What's that thing in your corner your eyes? Stop?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I think you wanted this one, Carla. Number three? Fat
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: guys that one button back middle button? What is the
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: deal with that? Let's go highly decorated comedians on this ship.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: What is the deal with that? It looked like a
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: looking at you in the middle of that shit? Don't
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: you feel that breeze on your good don't They don't
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: do it, They don't button it, they don't button I'm
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you people who don't button that middle button.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I've seen it so many attack. But the deacon who
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: handled devotion on Sunday morning standing in front of everybody
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: asking us, we's time to start and come to the Lord.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Come to conclusion about this button. You can't. You can't
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: focus on that. I can't see the words to the hymn.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Just y'all, y'all don't understand what y'all are looking at
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: it the wrong way. That is not a button. That
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: is a pressure van. You have got to get a
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: release of some of this. He can't breathe, he can't.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: If that you close that button, he gonna get a
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: shot shot breath. They don't do it. That's a pressure val.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: You might be raised. Believe when they button it, you
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: can see the button. It's almost if the button has
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a face and it's holding two peeces of cloth together
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and it's saying, please help me, I'm doing THEA can
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: the whole is good that I know another person that
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I've seen with this this button unbuttoned. But the lead
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: singer at every hole in the wall when I'm sitting
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: that they singing all day hits, but they be moving
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: and so the the open part be shifted. I didn't
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: see it. I didn't seen chips now and that that
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: button saying the same thing, But you didn't seen everything
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: up out of that shirt. See it once again, you'll
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: keep looking at it as a button. That button is
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: actually a hidden whippon. See if he get tired and
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you're talking or tired and you're looking at him again
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: or saying something he don't agree with, he can button
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: it and hen put your eye out with it. Dad, ain't. Yeah,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: it's not so bad that it's open. It's really sad
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: when the shirt starts to come up just a little
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: bit and you see full good like straight across, just straight, straight, straight,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: good all the way acro all the way across. Once again,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: y'all keep looking at it the roll way. That ain't
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen for fat people. That's actually a EVI
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: keep cool, keep cool out so he don't overheat and explode.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I can't button it, all right. Coming up at the
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right after write about four minutes
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: after today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy, with
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. You're listening to Steve Show, all right, guys,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: let's get excited because you know what the two thousand
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: nineteen Steve Harvey saying, and Soul Festival is going down.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Where is hot hot Yes? October ten over the hot
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: booty cock, Yes, October tenth through the fourteenth All star
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: line up. Anthony Hamilton, Doug eat fresh free. What y'all
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: got to get out of here? Man? We have such
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: a good time last time, man, Look ask anybody that went.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: It was just the bomb time. Y'all got to get
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: out here to saying the soul man, have a good time. Win.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I got one master class. I'm gonna give y'all if
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: you won't it, no pressure, husty man. After that, After that,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: let's go get it done. Tell ja about the pizza speed,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't have it. No, I didn't get the peach.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: But oh man, that's all we ate, Jay, Tell him, Carla,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that's all we ate every every day. So once you
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: get there, you put your watted up. Is that right? Yeah?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: You'll need no money because it's all. Everything's included, Jay.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: All you can eat and drink for free. Twenty four
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: hour room service, limitless resort credits, twenty four hour casino
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: on property that's why you will see me. I'm either
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the major, most major contributor, or winner. Steve Harvey standin
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: sool dot com is where you go for tickets, or
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: you can call eight hundred six eight four twenty eight
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: twenty five. Coming up at the top of the hour
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's Today's Strawberry Letter. But
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: up next, Nephew Tommy is here with the prank phone
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: call of the day. What you got next? Its a
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: wish ministry. Make a wish ministry, run it New Baptist.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: This is Terrence Man. Help you please, Brother Terence. Yeah,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: how you doing? I got your your number? You with
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: the over the church. You went to make a wish ministry? Yes,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I am I gonna help you. Well listen, I'm I'm
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm actually uh, I'm I'm terminally ill, brother, brother Terrence,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And I don't you know as far as what the
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: doctors tell me, it could be six months or another year.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: But I know my time here is definitely limited. You know. Well,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, but we're definitely here to
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: help you out with whatever you need or whatever we
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: can help you with. So what can we do for you? Well,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you know, I truly believe that. Sometimes people have you know,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I've seen one of the old movies they got with
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: it got a bucket list or whatever they called it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: You know, people trying to do things before they leave here.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: what I could do and what I wanted to do
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: before I left this world and went on to what
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: he has for me next. You know, I don't believe
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: in doing anything unless it's prayed on first. Oh yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, maybe you can. You know, before
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I can tell you my wish, we prayed that the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: wish would come true. You you you're not doing anything
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like that. Oh no, I don't mind praying. That's what
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: we're here for. Now, your head with him, Yes, yr, sir?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Is your head by? Yes, sir, your sir here, Oh
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: the God, we come to you in the armless way.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: We know how Lord, we ask you to touch this
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: young man and every which way he heard, and then
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: we ask you to deliver him for whatever is going
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: on with him, and let him know that we the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: church is here to help him with whatever his needs
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: is in his last days. And Jesus's name, I pray
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: say amen, with member's gonna do it here? Now you
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a member of the church here of New Well, I
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: was a member. I still consider myself a member. It's
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: just been quite sometimes, probably over a year and a half,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: two years, as I've been able to come, you know,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: through to my my illness. But definitely I will remember that. Well,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: that's all right. We're not worried about all that. We
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: just here to take care of your last and final wish.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: That's what our ministry is for. You know. We helped
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: people with with with anything they need, you know, like that,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: what what all I mean when when people call them,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: won't sing what all of you you are? What all
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: of y'all helped them with? Well, we've helped them with
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: their rent, uh, take them to the store, help them
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: anything like that they just can't do. Take them to
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: the doctor's appointment. Anything we'd like to help them with.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: We do exactly clear that. Okay, Well, I pretty much
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: got those things taken care of. I think what I'd
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: like to do between you and and and myself, by
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: the hand. And I've never told anyone what I'm about
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to tell you. I've never been with a with with
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: a woman too. I'm you know, I'm thirty eight, but
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I've never been with a woman. Well, I guess that
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: might be a blessing. You might you might be there.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Well, you know, but sometimes you know,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I give before I leave. I guess that's a desire
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: that I have. And and and uh, what I wanted
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to ask you was there is a lady there at
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: the church and before I leave, I think that's the
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: woman that I would actually like to to be with. Well,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if make or Wish ministry can support
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, but uh, go ahead, let me hear. Okay,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: the lady that i'm at interested in that actually? Uh
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: how she works at the church too, Well, I see
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: she's done him a tall when she's about five nine,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and she's probably about a size eight, beautiful long leagues
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: man and and and sandy type of half sandy color
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: for Sandy brown man. And I mean she looked like Calman.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, what's her name? I think her
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: name Linda? Now hold on, that's my wife? What you mean?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and see wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: wait Linda your wife? Yeah, that's my wife. You Sorrence,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: what do you mean? Listen, y'all are a ministry now now,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: if y'all supposed to be taking care of people on
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: make a wish and and taking care of what they
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: want before they leave this world, if that's my wish,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: what is the problem? Listen here? You didn't cross every
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: line there was about this man, so I don't give
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: a damn about it. I'm you're talking about sleeping with
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: my If I see, I'm gonna do something to you.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna even be able to recognize you. So
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: with the you talking about missing with my wife, son
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: of them, I called Miss Linda myself and see it,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you know our problem with helping me make my wish
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: come true? Go right ahead and calling you won't call
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: nobody else. That would be the least call you make.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I thought y'all were here to relieve people so they
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: can enjoy themselves before they leave this world. You talk
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: about sleeping with my wife? Are you crazy? But but
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: if I'm being to leave here, ain't nobody gonna know.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: But you want hunt, I don't care if you die.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I don't care. You ain't sleeping with my wife and
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: your food with her you probably gonna go ahead and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: die quicker than you need to. I thought this was
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: a ministry. I don't feel you now you won't. They're
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: telling me about daring. Y'all supposed to be a ministry
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to help people before they leave a word of what
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: it is. But you talk about sleeping with my wife.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You got an illness, but something must be wrong with
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: your brain talking about missing with man wife. Ain't nobody
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: don't even know? I've think what your wife wants. Some
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: gonna there ain't gonna people the tour, y'all. At least
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you would have helped me before. I know. I can't
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: help you with nothing. And let me tell you something.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not the preacher, I'm not the past, I'm not
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: the deacon, I'm not none of them. But if you
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: mentioned my wife, you're gonna know who I am. I'm
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be the undertaker. Do you understand? I don't hear
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: what you saying. But I got one more thing I
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: need to tell you about who I ain't who asked you?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Isn't it to go ahead? Let me hear. This is
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife, y'all
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: me the phrase sho, y'all tell me the place you
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: ya ain't recording this is man, It's recorded every last
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: bit of hammer Lass ain't gonna hear this is Oh God,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. What is the baddest and
• 50:56
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• 51:00
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• 51:05
  Speaker 1: wish you didn't do that pranks she was still playing.
• 51:10
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• 51:12
  Speaker 1: don't think that's gonna happen. Broad daylight. You're listening to
• 51:23
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• 51:27
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• 51:45
  Speaker 1: letter subject, my husband is not handling his business. Hi,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I really need your advice. I'm a thirty
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: two year old woman and my husband is thirty seven.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: When we first got married, our sex life was amazing.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: About three years into our marriage, intimacy became an issue.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: My husband started making excuses for not wanting to do it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: He never wanted to have sex anymore. When we did
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: do it, he would just lie there like he forgot
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: what to do. So I came out of my comfort
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: zone to try to get him excited. I would turn
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: on porn, talk dirty to him, go to bed naked,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: get my hair done regularly, and even dress sexy. Nothing worked.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: After a while, I started to feel unattractive and unwanted.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I questioned his commitment to me and our relationship, and
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: he swore to me that he still loved me and
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: that he didn't think we had a problem with our
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: sex life. I suspected that he was cheating, and I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: snooped through his things, but I never found anything. So
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I started planning to have an affair with a guy
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: that I worked with. I started staying out and entertaining
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: this man at his house, but that didn't work out
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: for me, so I did that fling. My husband could
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: feel that something wasn't right, so when I stopped coming
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: in late, he changed. He was all over me and
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: we were having lots of sex and everything was great.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Then about seven months ago, we fell into another dry spell.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I can't take this anymore. I'm only thirty two years
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: old and my husband is not handling his business in
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: the bedroom. I'm screaming on the inside. What's a woman
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: to do? Please help? Well, it sounds like you've done
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: pretty much everything you know to get it going on
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: in your marriage and in the bedroom. But really, I
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: got nothing here. Either he's no longer attracted to you
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: in that way, yeah, I know you are, darling. Okay.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Either he's no longer attracted to you, like I said,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: he's no longer interested in being married or being married
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to you, or he has some sort of medical or
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: mental issue going on, or maybe he's bisexual or gay,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: or maybe he's just playing, or maybe I don't know,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: maybe he's just not into you anymore, like the book
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and the movie said. Yeah, I got nothing, that's it.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I left the dead. No, I'm intern them gay.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just throwing it out there. You never know, he's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: not he's not interested. Go ahead, Steve, all right, here's
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: a deal. Classroom is in session, man, have you undivided attention? Yes, sir, Hey,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: don't just poop poo my answer like that you poopooed it.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to Steve. Now, the way you said it,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I took offense to that. And that's okay, isn't it? Hello? Class,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I just said class is in session. Poo, dismiss it. Okay,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: it was good stuff in there. I want to say
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. Yeah, I can, Yes, she doesn't feel comfortable.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Way to go here, Stay, I'm good, I'm good. Tell
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: me quit being an insta. My husband is not handling
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: his business. She thirty two, he thirty seven. They first
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: got married, they was having sex all the time, everywhere.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: About three years into the marriage, intimacy became an issue.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: My husband started making excuses for not wanting to do it.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: He never wanted to have sex anymore. And when we
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: do do it, he would just lie there like he
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: forgot what to do. Look, let's just get to this letter,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: because I already know it's one of three things and
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: that's all it is. But since you want to go
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: down the letter, no, no, let me. I'll tell you what.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out of order. Here is the one
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: of two things that's wrong, But there is also a
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: third thing. I'm gonna say that for last. That could
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: be number one, a financial issue. How is your man
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: doing in terms of where he wants to be in life.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Is he where he wants to be? Does he feel
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: like he could do more? Is he behind the eight ball?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Is he playing catch up? Because when we are not
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: financially secure and we an't got our money together, and
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: why are we gonna make it to take care of everybody?
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: It throws us into something. Women have a biological clock
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: that ticks. Men have a financial clock that ticks. His
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: financial clock alarm could have gone off. That's one reason
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: it could be purely financial. Then bills, the burden of
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: having to take care of everybody. How much he making,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: how much you get to keep? Can he go play golf?
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Can he buy a pair of shoes? Do you have
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: everything you want? What is it? What is it? What
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: is it? It could be financial. Second reason it could
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: be a physical problem. Impetucy in men is a big thing.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is watch TV. They got a
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: commercial on every five minutes. GNC got testosterone, got big
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Frank Thomas in there, Toma, I'll take these testosterone, Tell
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I'm back. I should wish my husband take well, get
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: him something. Then they got the Viagra commercial. Dude, and
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: they got a one hundred milligram pack just stuck in
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: his luggage where you ain't got a catahole bottom, and
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: they got this luggage open. Why he got this pack
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: of viagral laying out in the opening, this damn luggage,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: and somebody could take your piel. Now you're weak in
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: this shot. See Alis got them two white people hold
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: their hands in the bathtub, where as you at where
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: you got two separate bathtubs sitting next to each other
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: on the mountain. Yeah, nice commercial, ain't true, see alis
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: viagral testosterone alpha male extends. Now that could be his problem.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I think the problem is deeper than that. When we
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: come back, I'm gonna tell you the third reason that
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: you might have to look at you. All right, we'll
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: three after the hour you're listening to show. All right,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's go with part two of your
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: response to today's Strawberry letter. My husband is not handling
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: his business. Well he ain't. He ain't handling thirty two
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: thirty y'all's first start having sex. It was amazing. Now
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: three years in, y'all hit something wrong and you don't
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: know what it is nil when you do have sex
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: with him. He laying there like he didn't forgot what
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: to do, lack of interest. Something is on his mind.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: One of two things I told you. But it's a
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: third thing too, and it's in your letter. I just
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: wanted to point it out. It could be financial. The
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: man ain't where he wanted to be when we got
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: financial wolds and where his owners man. It changes as
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: sexual apple type diminishes a bit because we're trying to
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: figure out how to get this thing together. It could
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: be financial. Financial clock is ticking. Second reason, here's the
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: other reason. It could be a physical problem. You see
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the commercials on T five Viagra got new package. You
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: can buy one hundred milligrams the weekend package. Put one
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: in your luggage. But now he got it right up
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: under the fishnet on his luggage so the TSA man
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: can see it unzipped, act like he's searching. Now he
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: got his viagra. Now your whole weekend shot. See alysis
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: got commercials. There's an alarming note on one of the commercials,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: just just a side note. You have an erection lasted
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: more than four hours, Call your doctor. Why would I
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: do that? Why would I call anybody. That's a long time.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Four hours. But I'm not calling nobody. What are you doing?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I'm taking time coded selfish. I'm gonna record this from
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: every angle that's one hour, steal him an hour. You
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: get an hour, you boy, that you're doing something two hours.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I got to send this to somebody too much. Okay,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: So there we have it. Now here's the third reason,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: young lady, that you might have to look at. And
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: I discovered it in your in your letter, you say
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: when when we do do it, he would just lie
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: to and act like he forgot. Ah, here we go.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: So I got. I came out of my comfort zone
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: to try to get him excited. So now you didn't
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: come out your comfort zone to get him excited. I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: would turn on pawn talk Daddy to him, go to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: bed naked, get my hair done regularly, and even dress sexy.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Nothing work, oh chase, So let's pump the brake. So
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: until you before all this was happening, what were you doing.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Wasn't no talking dirty? You ain't never go to bed naked?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: What was your hair looking like? For? You started getting
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: it done regularly? Really, and you even started dressing sexy.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: So when you were Jane Halfaway voted started, No, I'm asking.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not making about her, but I want her to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: see could he have become bored because you stopped caring
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: for yourself. I'm just asking. I don't know that. I'm
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: just giving you the three things to financial reason his
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: physical medical problem? Or is it you something you've done.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Then after a while I started feeling unattracted, so you're
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: gonna take your little fast tail down here, And started
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: having a fan with that man down at the job.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: And then, as you so eloquently put it, I started
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: staying out and entertaining this man at his house. Oh
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you entertaining? Now? Oh well, so what are you doing now?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Are you thirty two? Now you're entertaining? What? He got
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: a pole in the house? What? What? What's happening? What
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you what you're doing at his house? That's so damned entertaining.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: See you didn't want to write it in your ladder,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: but you started having sex with this man, that's what
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: you did. So that didn't work out for me, so
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I ended the fleet. My husband could feel that something
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: wasn't right. So when I stopped coming in late, he changed.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: He was all over me because he missed you see,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: you were let the other man's house doing all entertaining.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: He missed you, so he had a chance to miss you.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Maybe y'all need to have some date nights and create
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: the miss you part of it. Then you need to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: come in here and do all this entertaining. You were
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: doing a cross town hello Hello, Maybe you need to
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: come out your comforts. So I don't know what it is.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you what it is, but it's one
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: of them three things. It's either a financial problem him
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: he having he got a physical problem, and he needed
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: to look at somebody. Commercials. Get down there to see
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: a damn doctor. It's you. What is you wearing over there?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Why are you entertaining? Bring all the monkey costumes to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: the house, sirk us out fish. We ain't seen none
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: of that, yo, your French nurse over that. You got
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: feather dust whips high here, shoot paddle leather boots, You
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: got pennies with openings on them. Whats all listening, mahud.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Then about seven months ago we fell into another dry spell.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I can't take this anymore. I'm only thirty two. If
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: my husband's not handling his business in the bedroom, I'm
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: screaming on the inside. What's a woman to do? Please help.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all do when y'all scream on
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: the inside. I know what we do when we scream
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: on this side. We started Holland. Now we started some
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Holland somewhere. Okay, yeah, kind of let them know. Okay,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Well update them. Uh huh. That's a great bit of information. Yeah, glad,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: glad you're here. M Well, all right, Steve, we gotta
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: get out of here. This is a good letter. You
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: can email us or instagram us your thoughts on today's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter at my girls, Shirley. All right, you're listening,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: all right, Uncle Eneff are here. You know. It's Memorial
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Day weekend this coming weekend, R three day. Yes, yes,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: so lovely. So you guys, you UNC and NEF have
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: some grilling tips for some rules and all of that. Yeah,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: let's get started. What you got. Do you clean your grill? Oh?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Not that much. I really just I really just brush
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: off the residue from the last time fall into the flame. Yeah,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: but I don't clean the grill completely. You don clean
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: He hit on that, he hit it. I'll put I
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: put that grill over that fire. Five kill all germ
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: and you just scrub it off, but it leaves. I'll
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: take my steel brushing it clean it. But I want
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: that season in anyhow you do. Now, walk me through this.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Walk me through marinadeing a slab of reel. Now, marinading
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: a slab of reel for me is very simple because
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: you can do it overnight. But it's not necessary. I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: do like a thirty five forty five hour long process.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: But first thing I do. I go down to Walmart
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: and it got this thing that can peel the skin
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: off the back of the rims. First day, the little
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: that little thin layer skin that that's real chewy. I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: takes that off. See, I peel that off. Keep going.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: I'm listening because this is how you really get your
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: meat to taste right. You take that then off that's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: on the bone side of the reels first time to
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: get that feel like yeah, and you should be no note,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: come on cooking. I only use a dry rub, that's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: all I use. Okay, and I have a special dry
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: rub that I use. All right, so you put that on?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: How long you just let that? Now? First? I got
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: my fire outside going right, But I prefer the big
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: green egg that's what I got. That's the best way.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Then once I get that cold down there, I pull
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: them to three quarters side of the grill because I
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  Speaker 1: on a little hot. I got a little cools by
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  Speaker 1: pushed the meat to keep it from direct heat cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Then when I shut the lid down, I monitored the
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  Speaker 1: dampers and the drafts on it to keep it around
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  Speaker 1: two seventy five, two fifty. That's good cooking tempt right now,
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, all right, barbecue rule. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I rub my meat with this dry rub. I take
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  Speaker 1: it out there and I set it on the grill
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  Speaker 1: reub side down, up side down at two seventy five,
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  Speaker 1: and I shut it. Okay, fifty five minutes later, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I opened the lid and you can start eating baby bags.
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  Speaker 1: That yes, sir, do you ever read yours? And four? No?
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  Speaker 1: I do not. Okay, you've seen that process though, right,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I've seen it's nothing wrong with it. You put them
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  Speaker 1: on five, you can put them on about forty five,
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  Speaker 1: what about thirty minutes and then take them off, wrap them,
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  Speaker 1: put them back on and let them cook the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the way in the fall. Yeah. See, I don't
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  Speaker 1: wrap my meat. Well, is there a problem with wrapping
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  Speaker 1: your bead? I mean sounds I'm just saying it ain't
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  Speaker 1: you something, but it's not the same. Come on, I
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  Speaker 1: felt like I house going the wrong when I but
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  Speaker 1: fifty five to fifty seven minutes on one side. I
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  Speaker 1: never flipped the meat right, really, I never flip it
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  Speaker 1: because what happens is when you cook it just bones
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  Speaker 1: side down and you know, ain't no meat on the
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  Speaker 1: bone side of the real seat. But what it does
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: is it seals it real nice and it keeps the
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  Speaker 1: meat real juicy because you put a seer on the
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  Speaker 1: bone side and then the smoke and my wood chips
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: cooked the meat on the top. So why do people
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: flip their meat? I mean I feel that. I mean
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: my brother flip is me and my daddy flipps. I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: just don't. I just don't because it's not necessary, and
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: you get up, you get a real tender piece of
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: baby back. I do this now, I'm trying to man.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: He could ask anybody that didn't have my ribs. Now
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: here's what a lot of people don't perfect because now
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  Speaker 1: you did turn me on the something that was good,
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  Speaker 1: that lump cold. I never knew nothing about that. That's
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I mess with. That's that's uh, what's that?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: That's that's like wood that's already been burnt before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it's what they have spores fives, Yeah, all them
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  Speaker 1: charred trees. That's what it is. That it's perfect for
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  Speaker 1: Barbie love coke. Yeah. Central Market got hurt as the
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  Speaker 1: best of it. I bet you a lot of fellas
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: a little Central Market grocery store. It's made by Central Market.
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  Speaker 1: Well they bag it up, it's what I mean. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's all the same. But Green Egg has a
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  Speaker 1: good version. That's usually the most burn you know, because
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  Speaker 1: you could see some of the wood and some of
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  Speaker 1: it you ain't ever seen the green egg shar the smoker,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: not actually green eggs and ham. Girl, this this this
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: is too much, not only not cooked. She don't even
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: know the brands of appliances small green eggs at the barbecue.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, upset though, that's what you're thinking, rims
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: and green egg All right, go on, Steve. Sorry, all right,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: So we learned a lot grilling with Steve. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Steve and Tommy. Tommy is a good grill. Yes, thank you, sir.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: It will be grilling this weekend. I won't be eating
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: boy out there on that grill. I won't be eating
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  Speaker 1: red meat, but I'm gonna I'm gonna have salmon all
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: on the Oh. Yeah, did you know that Steve. He
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't eat red meat anymore anymore. I'm just taking a break. Okay,
• 1:11:23
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, uh, all right, barbecue rules and regulations,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce. We're talking about right Memorial Day weekend. So
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: we're telling y'all bobe q galow got a bobecue saw
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: called old mule? What old mule? Yeah? You got a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: brown label owner and a picture of a mule. Here
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: is Harry Tubing next to listen to me. I'm trying
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: to help y'all weekend out. Y'all don't know this type
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: of stuff talk. I've been experimenting with this stuff out
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: of bought every barbecue sauce there is from craft on up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling who got the best damn barbecue s mule
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  Speaker 1: and doctored a little bit. Okay, And that old mule
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: it's got a little kick to it. I want to
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: call it mute. And now you want to cut the
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  Speaker 1: kick with a little brown sugar? All right, cut that kick.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit of brown sugar to taste, and
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: then put a little mustard in it. Okay, Okay, that
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: was a little mustard and a little brown sugar to taste.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: But have it simmered in a pot on the low.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: So when you stared it blend the flavors in better
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: the whole time you're adding and tasting. Add a little
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: bit at a time. It go to your taste O
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: boom when you get in there. But now, let me
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: tell you something that old George t that's where that's
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: what you want to start with. Is anything new you
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: got old mute old This is old ass saucers. But
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: if you say they don't work, I'm gonna try a
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: couple of weekend But you I need something we got new,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: mute modern name y'all good food or y'all what what
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: what y'all want? Y'all want fast as name? Probably I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: want something before citi Ins, you know something after city?
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  Speaker 1: All right? You know your uncle's tige barbecue sauce Rufus.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: It's rufus. You know this oldest dirt you got my
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: my uncle. Hold on, let me google rufe man, because
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I'm a barbecue dude. If you get the rufus tigue
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Rufus tigue barbecue sauce, that's some of the best snowball
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: that you could buy. And if you learn how to
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: miss so huh, I gotta recipe boy with this Rufus
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: tea and I use two different rufus teagues. I sent
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: it to my daughter. My daughter asked me for it. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's barbec the Lord. No more what you say, the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: It is not glow. But do you have a brand,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: like a smokey brand, like, Hey, we got to come back, freedom, freedom,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: come back. I just want to get it. All right,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with our last break of the day
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: and Steve's closing remarks about barbecue at forty nine after
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, Steve, here we are.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: We're at our last break of the day before we
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: um head on into the holiday weekend. Do some inspirational stuff.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: But get your pens and papers out. I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: give you a recipe that you can make the bomb
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  Speaker 1: diggity Bobby Q sauce and everybody will be talking about it. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: And then you come on. That's first of all, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you need. A half a cup of apple
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  Speaker 1: side of vinegar. Okay, you need six teaspoons of garlic
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  Speaker 1: powder level, not too much, just six level, easy teaspoons
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  Speaker 1: of garlic powder. Got it. You need seven teaspoons a
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  Speaker 1: brown cane raw sugar. Alright, alright, not that, not that
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: brown sugar that's matted together in the bag. You want
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  Speaker 1: cane sugar crystallized. So you want seven teaspoons a brown
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  Speaker 1: on cane raw sugar. You need one bottle of rufus
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  Speaker 1: tigue sweet heat. You need one bottle a rufous tigue honey,
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  Speaker 1: sweet barbecue sauce, honey sweet. Fresh Market sells this. Bobec
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  Speaker 1: Glow sells this. Just get to going round. I got it.
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  Speaker 1: Croak up. I've seeing some Albertson's with it. Now you
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  Speaker 1: blend all this together, then I want you to take
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  Speaker 1: that empty bottle of rufus tegue. Yeah, fill it up
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  Speaker 1: with water one and a half time, okay, So fill
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  Speaker 1: up a bottle of rufus tigue, empty barbecue sauce, poured
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  Speaker 1: in there, stirred, Put a half a bottle in there
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  Speaker 1: and stirred, one and a half simmer on low heat,
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  Speaker 1: and watch it. Watch what the hell happened? No, let
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  Speaker 1: me let me recap half a cup of apple, side
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  Speaker 1: of vinegar, yes, six teaspoons of garlic powder, yes, seven
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  Speaker 1: teaspoons of brown cane raw sugar. Yeah, that's important. You
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  Speaker 1: can use a little bit more sugar let's go to taste.
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  Speaker 1: Got you all right? One bottle of rufus tegue sweet heat, yes,
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  Speaker 1: one bottle of rufus tegue honey sweet. Yes, all right,
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  Speaker 1: put all that, simmar all that, but before that, take
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  Speaker 1: a bottle and a half of water and pour that
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  Speaker 1: in there in Samara in the rufus tegue bottles. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So basically, let me try this one more time. We
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  Speaker 1: got a half a cup of apples, center side of vinegar.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got six teaspoons of garlic powder six
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  Speaker 1: to be exact, d moving along, seven teaspoons of brown
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  Speaker 1: cane raw shop. Yes, semi completion. You gotta keep it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got a bottle or the one and
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  Speaker 1: only ruf rufus t. Good guy, Tom, follow me now
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  Speaker 1: because I'm going somewhere. And then we got a bottle
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  Speaker 1: on a rufus t hut. Come on, take all of that,
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  Speaker 1: put it in a pot and get it warm. And
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: then you take that same bottle, that empty bottle of
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  Speaker 1: rufus te fit it up with water. Put the get
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  Speaker 1: you get you another half a bottle of water. Put
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  Speaker 1: it that you now pour it in that pot all
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: up in now there that pot around. Let us see.
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  Speaker 1: Let us simon put it on low, put the lid
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  Speaker 1: on it, and good God amighty, you have what we
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: call the bomb barbecue sauce. Yes, that is hey man,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: that all the barbecue open. I'm not creative and do
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  Speaker 1: not want to follow that house. Want to open up
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  Speaker 1: a jaw. Try to find yourself some Williams, some brothers, Williams,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: some brothers, barbecue sauce. If you don't want to do
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: nothing after that, find yourself some bones sucking sauce. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that wouldn't scare me. Some of that's going into bed room. Yeah,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: what barbecue? If you're real lazy, what is that you call?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Is it? Baby raised? Oh? Sweet, baby rais. Yeah, if
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: you're just lazy and you don't want to make no
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: sauce sweet? If you're following that recipe right there, though,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna love it, open it, do this though. Watch
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna love it. And I'm gonna bit and put
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: it up Monday. Can I do that Tuesday? Yeah? The website? Yeah, okay, cool,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: women's will be down at the camp. Is that the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: same sauce she'd be having at the camp now makes
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: a different one for the camp? Okay? You go into it.
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  Speaker 1: But you like it though, don't I love it? See
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: when I'm just doing all meat, no vegetables, change sauce. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there ain't no sides at the camp. Well wait a
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  Speaker 1: minute now, then Tommy can't come because he's off meat
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: right now. If Tommy came to the camp, he'd be
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: in here. Come. Tom just ain't gonna eating back in
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  Speaker 1: the back of my cottage. Yeah, he's off meat right now.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: You're okay, Well not that week to him. I'm gonna
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: be back on the side fundy something to him. But
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back on it. This barbecue. And if
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Tommy came to the camp, he'd be out there with
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: the kid. I'd have been to the camp. Yeah, barbecue
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  Speaker 1: good at the camp. Man, Steve makes it all. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: fun up the sundown here on that grim Wait we wait,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Ladies and gentlemen, uh normally do close
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