5:35 Idiotology March 20, 2026: "I was trying to avoid an animal..."
Two guys in their 40's from Missouri were arrested for breaking a Woolly Mammoth fossil in an Ozarks museum, Florida Man was super-speeding doing 101 in a 55 mph zone because he was "trying to avoid an animal", Indian farmers are putting on bear costumes to scare off aggressive monkeys
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