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Would You Sell Your Citizenship?, Mishaps In Nature, Ask The CLO, The Curry Goat Prank, & more! -3.13.25 - 03.13.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all don't know y'all bad.
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  Speaker 1: At all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 4: Back a million bus bus boozy. Listening to show, I
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  Speaker 4: don't joy, Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 3: You don't do that?
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  Speaker 2: Love you turn? I can't.
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  Speaker 5: Got to turn the mouth turn probably got to turn
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  Speaker 5: the mouth. The word the money up, look me, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out, you think that I sure will? Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You'll listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I do, man, God is good.
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  Speaker 6: Hey today, I just want to get right to it
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  Speaker 6: because this has really been pressing me. I woke up
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  Speaker 6: and this was on my mind, and I wanted to
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  Speaker 6: share it with you because I know this for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: See I've lived this for a fact.
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  Speaker 6: And you know the majority of things I talk about
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  Speaker 6: in the morning before we get started with the regular show.
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  Speaker 6: It's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
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  Speaker 6: what I know, and so I've really really understood why
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  Speaker 6: God has had my life go the way that is gone.
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  Speaker 6: Because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
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  Speaker 6: I didn't have all these tests that I passed, all
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  Speaker 6: these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
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  Speaker 6: of those, the good and the bad, What could I
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  Speaker 6: share with you in the morning? What could I tell
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  Speaker 6: you about hanging? What could I tell you about failing
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  Speaker 6: and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
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  Speaker 6: in now when all hope was gone? How could I
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  Speaker 6: share that with you? Unless I've had those moments myself.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
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  Speaker 6: what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up?
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  Speaker 6: Under no circumstances. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 6: It is the biggest trick that the enemy has. It's
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  Speaker 6: making us think we ain't gonna make it, to water
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  Speaker 6: down the illusion that there is a possibility that you
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  Speaker 6: might still have a chance to get over. The biggest
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  Speaker 6: trick he uses is when you make a mistake and
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  Speaker 6: you fall. He gets you to start to thinking it's final,
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  Speaker 6: that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there
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  Speaker 6: is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final.
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  Speaker 6: He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever
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  Speaker 6: give up? I don't care what besets you, befalls you,
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  Speaker 6: trips you up, What circumstantial situations may arise.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare, dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 6: Because listen to me, these are tests that you are
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  Speaker 6: going through. And these tests, whether you pass the test
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  Speaker 6: or it appears that you fail the test, the test
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  Speaker 6: accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it. If you
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  Speaker 6: pass the test, Let's say you're going through a situation
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  Speaker 6: and you get over and it goes the way you
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  Speaker 6: want it to do, then what you've learned is if
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  Speaker 6: you hang in there, there's a light at the end
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  Speaker 6: of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 6: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
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  Speaker 6: way you want it and it goes the opposite and
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  Speaker 6: it turns out into a negative result, and the response
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  Speaker 6: you were looking for is a no, that's not final.
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  Speaker 6: That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't mean it's time
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  Speaker 6: to turn back. It simply means that now you have
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  Speaker 6: learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 6: You now know what not to do. You are now
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  Speaker 6: because you know what not to do, another step closer
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  Speaker 6: to getting it right.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 6: It has to happen this way. You have to have
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  Speaker 6: the rain in your life to get the flowers in
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  Speaker 6: your life. You got to have the darkness in your
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  Speaker 6: life to appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got
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  Speaker 6: to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
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  Speaker 1: It is merely a test.
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  Speaker 6: So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
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  Speaker 6: and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
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  Speaker 6: you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
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  Speaker 6: relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
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  Speaker 6: like that. Not only will you not be able, well,
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  Speaker 6: not only will you be able to find a person
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  Speaker 6: like that, You can find a person that far better
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  Speaker 6: than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes
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  Speaker 6: you got to go through the bad ones to get
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  Speaker 6: to the good ones. Don't you, dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 6: I don't care what happens to you if you lose
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  Speaker 6: a loved one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people
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  Speaker 6: I've loved dearly, with every inch in me. I've lost
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  Speaker 6: my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man,
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  Speaker 6: I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
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  Speaker 1: What you giving up for? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: I got you miss them, and I got you grieving.
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  Speaker 6: But I got news for you. Don't you let the
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  Speaker 6: devil make you think it's over for you because somebody
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  Speaker 6: else ain't still here.
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  Speaker 1: It was their time. Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you, but
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get you up on your feet so
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  Speaker 6: you can stop all this old woe is me because
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  Speaker 6: the things that's happening to you, you're not the first
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  Speaker 6: person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get a grip.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wrap your mind around this thing.
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  Speaker 6: You have got to move forward, if it's just in
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  Speaker 6: memory of those people. I was on one of the
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  Speaker 6: commercial breaks the other day and somebody asked me something,
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  Speaker 6: and I forgot the question, but my answer was, I've
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  Speaker 6: always wanted my mother and father to be proud of me,
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  Speaker 6: and in their absence and their demise, I'm hoping just
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  Speaker 6: somehow man that they watching me, that they see they boy,
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  Speaker 6: that I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm
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  Speaker 6: making something out myself, that I'm loving my wife, that
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  Speaker 6: I'm taking care of my kids. Just want my old
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  Speaker 6: man to see that about me. You don't want my
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  Speaker 6: mother to see I'm trying to get my life together
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  Speaker 6: over here, you know, I'm saying, I'm trying to be
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  Speaker 6: a better person. My mama was a Sunday school teacher
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  Speaker 6: for forty years. She been praying for me for a
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  Speaker 6: long long time. I just hope, man, and that's all
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  Speaker 6: I'm doing, is just hoping that they see me so
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  Speaker 6: they can be proud of me.
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  Speaker 1: See you, you, you, you you.
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  Speaker 6: You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
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  Speaker 6: that when you fall and stumble and you get it
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  Speaker 6: oh so wrong, it ain't over for you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up?
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  Speaker 6: Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
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  Speaker 6: way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
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  Speaker 6: be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
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  Speaker 1: You know why you're.
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  Speaker 6: Being tested right now because there is no testimony without
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  Speaker 6: the test. You got to go through something. It's all
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  Speaker 6: good man telling you. Just wanted to share that with you.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
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  Speaker 6: Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but
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  Speaker 6: you ain't gonna get it if you quit.
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  Speaker 7: Hang on, y'all. You're listening to the Steve Morning Shows.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have yourndivided attention for one
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  Speaker 6: reason and one reason only. It is time to reflect.
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  Speaker 6: To just think about it for a minute. I mean, man, really,
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  Speaker 6: let me ask something. How good is God?
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  Speaker 1: Man? Can you handle that?
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  Speaker 6: Just give it a moment, man, really think about it?
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  Speaker 6: Any good and he does something for you unexpected man.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, y'all to feel something.
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  Speaker 6: Man, if you don't get connected, just get connected. You
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  Speaker 6: ain't got to go to church to do it. You
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  Speaker 6: could do it today. Just get connected. Just just just meditate,
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  Speaker 6: talk to it. Love to hear from you. Absolutely, ladies
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  Speaker 6: and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling for Real is back Mississippi,
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  Speaker 6: Monica Junior and the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior.
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  Speaker 1: What is going on today? Hey? Let me let me
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  Speaker 1: talk you about this.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a quote. It's very interesting quote.
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  Speaker 8: It says that people who truly love you push you
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  Speaker 8: to be uncomfortable. People who truly love you push you
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  Speaker 8: to be uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: And if you always talk.
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  Speaker 8: About being uncomfortable, you speak on that about not getting comfortable,
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  Speaker 8: getting uncomfortable or so who who in your in your life,
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  Speaker 8: in your space pushed you up to the point to
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  Speaker 8: be uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, my wife is a constant, uh point
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  Speaker 6: of pressure. She absolutely encourages me and requires me to
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  Speaker 6: be the best person I can be all the time.
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  Speaker 6: That's all the time now. In my life growing up
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  Speaker 6: it was my father. He created discomfort. But I've always
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  Speaker 6: understood stood that everything you want in life that's good
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  Speaker 6: for you, or everything you're trying to aspire to, is
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  Speaker 6: on the other side of uncomfortable, and you got to
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  Speaker 6: go through some uncomfortable things to get through it. You know,
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  Speaker 6: convenience is built through inconvenience, and that's what some people
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  Speaker 6: don't want to do. They don't want that part, they
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  Speaker 6: don't want the inconvenient part. But that's the only way
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  Speaker 6: to build convenience. And so it is a real statement.
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  Speaker 6: And uh, you know, you got to be careful around
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  Speaker 6: yes men and yes people. You got people in your
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  Speaker 6: circle just agreeing what you're going along with. It ain't
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  Speaker 6: nobody checking you, going hey man, w bro, bro, you
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  Speaker 6: can do what now? No, Bro, that ain't cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but if.
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  Speaker 6: You got people all the time, yeah yeah Rod rod
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  Speaker 6: sis boom by a lot of people cheer you on
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  Speaker 6: to watch you fail.
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  Speaker 7: Oh strike, Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 6: There are a lot of people man, who cheer you
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  Speaker 6: on to watch you fail. You go on down there,
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  Speaker 6: you go tell them that's right. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 6: take that go down there. I'd go down there if
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  Speaker 6: I was. You gotta be careful, man, if if somebody
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  Speaker 6: don't say, hold man, let's think about this. If you
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  Speaker 6: go down there, do you know that there's something Let's
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  Speaker 6: look at all the scenarios.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have somebody in your life, man, that
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  Speaker 1: makes you go.
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  Speaker 6: I thank God for Judge Greg Matthis one time I'll
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  Speaker 6: swind to do something crazy and Judge Matthews said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: you can't be big and small at the same time.
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  Speaker 7: Oh I love that.
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  Speaker 1: I love it, And that stopped me from doing something stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Greg Matthews.
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  Speaker 2: My dear.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys coming up at thirty two minutes to
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  Speaker 10: Got it for you down at the Strip club. I
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  Speaker 10: have a nickname, and my nickname is Thunderboat. Yeah, thunder
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  Speaker 10: the boat. That's my nickname, right, my nickname of light
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  Speaker 10: quick thunder Boat. Let's go cat doctor.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, hey man, let me must speak not here. Who's so?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
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  Speaker 3: Just thun the boat from the club man? What times
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  Speaker 3: she get in on the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: doun the boat man? What times she get in? What
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  Speaker 3: you mean? What times you get in?
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  Speaker 11: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: She ain't in here now, but you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I'll what you need. Hey U, I'm trying to actually
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  Speaker 3: get an address and stuff. Man, she got me dancing
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  Speaker 3: this weekend on Saturday, night, and I want to see it.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure I got to address and everything. Everything's still on.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I already gave my slot up here. I
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  Speaker 3: got you dancing, said, what not? What you mean she
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  Speaker 3: got you dancing? She asked me to do some male
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  Speaker 3: dancing on Saturday night, so I went on and took
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  Speaker 3: off at the club, and uh, you know, she's already
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  Speaker 3: got my my guy, ain't she ain't actually do no
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  Speaker 3: male dancing my gas. She now my guys, she goes,
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  Speaker 3: she goes to school at night and weekend. So you know, okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: who is it? I ain't David David fiance what yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's my gas? Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking
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  Speaker 3: Fin to getting Maddy squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay,
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  Speaker 3: my guy, ain't I'm David, Right, Okay, that's that's that's
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  Speaker 3: Squeaky squeak Fin to get mail on my gas. You
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  Speaker 3: say you're a dancer. I dance that man, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 3: about but how do you know my gas? She come
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  Speaker 3: to the club on Saturday. She asked me about doing
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  Speaker 3: some dancing for it's coming Saturday. So she already gave
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  Speaker 3: me half the money. He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, Michael,
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  Speaker 3: she goes school on Saturdays. Man, you know now on
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  Speaker 3: what Listen, First of all, I'm blown away by you're
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  Speaker 3: trying to tell me Squeaky married that you got me
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  Speaker 3: really toe up with her. I don't know. No, no, Squeak,
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  Speaker 3: that's what we call her at the club. Man. Man,
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  Speaker 3: Look at I'm not finna get into all of that.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm really calling by this she got me working
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  Speaker 3: this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just
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  Speaker 3: make sure that we're all for this weeknd because I
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  Speaker 3: didn't give my spot up at the club. You're trying
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  Speaker 3: to tell me, Michael, hanging out at a buck naked club,
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  Speaker 3: but dance man, Squeaky been coming up in them man,
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  Speaker 3: for the last buck a week. She been there long
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  Speaker 3: enough health nick names. I do knowing Squeaky four five years.
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  Speaker 3: Squeaky been coming Man, this this thunderball Me and Squeaky
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  Speaker 3: go way back. Oh no, man, Well we gonna handle
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  Speaker 3: when she gets in here. And you can, you know,
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  Speaker 3: hand to yours? Have you got to handle it? Talk
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  Speaker 3: to whoever you got to to get your little money
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna wait a minute,
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  Speaker 3: matey as you listening, Man, I can't get my slide
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  Speaker 3: back at the club now. Squeaker got to give me
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  Speaker 3: the remaining balance, man, even if she ain't gonna do,
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  Speaker 3: I need my other winning value and I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 3: give you the raining bounds of nothing. Hey man, I
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  Speaker 3: need to ring my money that she gave you. What
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  Speaker 3: you're saying that you can just count that out. She
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  Speaker 3: ain't gonna give you thing. Hey man, I'm the boat
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  Speaker 3: gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fit
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  Speaker 3: number boat gonna get his quill. Well, then that's what
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  Speaker 3: you got to do. And that's what you got to do. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I told him that's for thunder Boat, for ben anything
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  Speaker 3: to get no cash talking about calling go kid at
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  Speaker 3: this So I ain't working for to give money a
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  Speaker 3: wing to some boat lighting or whatever. Hey man, look man,
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  Speaker 3: it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's thunder Boat lightning and
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  Speaker 3: worked on Wednesday night. Just thunderboat. I don't know who
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  Speaker 3: you done talk to already about that, but you need
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  Speaker 3: to holler that, damn And don't be calling here asking
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  Speaker 3: my girl to give you some money. Ain't giving you
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  Speaker 3: because she don't make nothing, I'm coming over there now
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  Speaker 3: and get my money from Squeaky. I ain't hearing it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make nothing. I made all the money around here,
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  Speaker 3: so you ain't finna get nothing from over here. Finding
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  Speaker 3: so you can wipe that, that's your mind. I'm coming
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  Speaker 3: over there to get my money from Squeaky today. You
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  Speaker 3: coming over here. I'm coming over there to get my
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  Speaker 3: money from Squeaky. Lookit, i ain't got time to play
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  Speaker 3: along my slot at the club. See what you get.
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  Speaker 3: See if you get some money, get your bring out
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  Speaker 3: fund coming over there to get the rest of his brother.
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  Speaker 3: You better not bring them over here because you come up.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know you've
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  Speaker 3: got some money already. She rights here, give you money.
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  Speaker 3: Way I'm struggling. I tell you what you bring your
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  Speaker 3: over give you want to and Wahington go down. Hey man,
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  Speaker 3: all I'm saying is I'm finna come over there and
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  Speaker 3: wait outside down for Squeaky to get there to get
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  Speaker 3: the rest of my money. That's what I'm saying to you.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna come over and sit outside what I'm finna
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  Speaker 3: come over there? And wait outside for Squeaky to get
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  Speaker 3: there so I could get the rest of my money
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  Speaker 3: over here, said outside house. That's what I'm finna do,
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  Speaker 3: and that's what it takes for me to get my
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  Speaker 3: money from Squeaky. I tell you what you bring over
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  Speaker 3: here there and sit outside my home. And when can
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  Speaker 3: get your see you blow the horn. That's what you do.
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  Speaker 3: You blow the horse. So I come out there and
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  Speaker 3: meet you and let you know what's going down for
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  Speaker 3: Bustshell and we make money. She can see your laid out, like,
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  Speaker 3: come on over here and get your money. I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to give my money, sque You on you one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and fifty dollars and I'm going to come get I
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: don't give them. What she old you about undred to
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: mom is she's giving you. You ought to be happy
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: with that. You want to come over here talking about
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: you want some more money. You know somebody on thunder
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: boat one hundred and fifty dollars and thunder boat gonna
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: get his money. Brotter, try to go up and dance
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: at the club on this weekend. So here you will
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: not be dancing at the talking about sitting out from
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: my Squeaky gonna give me my ONEm fit. You ain't
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: even got nothing to do with this, no way. This
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: to do with you, no way. Hey your name is
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: then it's got everything to do with me. You call
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: my nosel just talking about kild you something money and
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I'm just but no, bring you con over here. I
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: got your money, Come get your whn I got your
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: money right here, and be sitting out front on you,
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: squeaking the one ask for me to dance Saturday night.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Squeaky as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Now I ain't gonna get no kills, but I'll tell
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: you why. I am gonna get my three hundred dollars.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: I got one fifty and I'm gonna get the other
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: one fifty one. Squeaky, get out. You ain't getting it
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: from me. You're gonna get your busser from me. I
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: got one more thing I need to say to you,
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and you listening to me, said, man, what come listen?
• 20:21
  Speaker 11: I can hear you what this is?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Mithew Talment from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: got pranked by your homeboy.
• 20:29
  Speaker 12: Who Who's this this is, nephew, tell me, man from
• 20:35
  Speaker 12: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, you just got pranked by
• 20:38
  Speaker 12: your homeboyd God.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: You see the quiz bink huh play too much? Y'all
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: had this. I'm putting on boots man year, I'm gonna
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: go out here and squabble. I got pikes and bat
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: nothing out here in by the whipple man, Man, y' bro,
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I'll be glad with somebody thrank Yo. Tell me, I'm
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: gonna get that. Y'all got me, y'all got me? Hey man,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: who what is? What was the baddest I'm talking about
• 21:15
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• 21:19
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• 21:22
  Speaker 9: All right, nephew, thank you, coming up next, ass a Colo.
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  Speaker 9: Awards and Neo. Check this out, guys. Neo has introduced
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: a fourth girlfriend. Now a fourth girlfriend to his pyramid.
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: We'll talk about who he's busy.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 9: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
• 22:32
  Speaker 9: of the hour, but right now it is time to
• 22:35
  Speaker 9: ask the CLO. This is from Trischelle in Phoenix. Steve
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: Trischelle writes, I recently got catfished, okay, but in a
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: good way. I met a man online and he didn't
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: tell me that he was well off. He said he
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: wanted me to like him for who he is. First honestly,
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: I like him more now that I know he's got money.
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: But is this a red flag that he lied to me?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: You stu, what you said? Come on now?
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: Damn the dude tied of women wanting him because he
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: got money, as you just found out. You really do now,
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: and that's what he was trying to avoid. Yeah, it's
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: a red flag leave him alone. Yeah, I think the
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: red flag is you.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: You the red flag.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: I liked him, but now that he got money, I
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: really like him. But do you think it's a red
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: flag that he lied to me? You know what, man,
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: people like you, y'all killed me with that mess right there.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: You're trying to turn it around like it's something wrong
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: with him.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: He didn't disclose how much he was worth. That ain't lying.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: He just wanted to wait to share the information with you.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: Now, what was being a lie is if he told
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: you he was a millionaire and you found out he
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: had just got on as a fry cook at Windows.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: A bold face life.
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: Okay, moving on to Samson, Samson and Buffalo. My wife's
• 24:09
  Speaker 9: friend called, and uh, this is what Samson writes. My
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: wife's friend called, and I clearly heard her ask my
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: wife did he call yet? My wife laughed loud so
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: her friend would know that I was close by for days.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: I have asked my wife if she's talking to another man.
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: She said, that's not what her friend asked her. Since
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: she's playing stupid, should I check her phone?
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: What's the siah?
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: Him?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Bruh? You know how these people they.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: Don't say his name is Sampson. Though his name is
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: sam sometimes you can tell by the name.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Now, Broh, brouh. Look, man, Bro, I don't know what
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to tell you.
• 25:01
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I just really don't bro because.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: hear it. You know, she plays stupid, you know, should
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: you play stupid?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: We'll go and check of for check because.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he'll find out if she's talking and check off. Okay,
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: why are you irritated by it?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Because you know his name Samson? Like you some string?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: All right, I can go with that one.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Change your name is Sammy, little Sammy or something, all right.
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Gabby and Charleston, Gabby says, I love
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: role playing in the bedroom with my new man.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: Last night.
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: He wanted to play boss and secretary, and I was
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: the boss in real life. His boss is a be
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: beautiful woman. And she wants to know was this just
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: role playing for him or was this one of his
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: just his wildest No.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: It was role playing. You was playing the role. But
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: his boss is a beautiful woman, she says so, and
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: he wants you to be the boss. Was this one
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: of his wildest fantasy? Well, he had it. You like
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: role playing, He found a perfect role.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: He wants you to play her.
• 26:26
  Speaker 7: So what she thinks is real, Dan, is what you're saying.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, but you know that's what they do.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: See, you can't. You can't enjoy what you do. Then
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: when it's time to do what you do. Now, you
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: got a problem with what you do. Enjoy role playing
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: in the bed? Will be my boss then?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Okay? And then you remember what his boss looked like.
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: Okay, wait a minute, so it sounds like you you
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: don't you're not into role playing or something.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: That's what you're making.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I'm coming in there every night, as me thought he
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: all this time. Why would I go in there as
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: somebody else?
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right, all right, I feel you on that one, Steve, Okay,
• 27:13
  Speaker 9: last one.
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: This is the last one. This is Eva and Bethlehem.
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: Eva writes, my husband makes jokes about my fake designer purse.
• 27:22
  Speaker 9: It's getting old and I feel like he should buy
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: a real one. If if it's that funny, he said,
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to act like something I'm not. So should
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: I tell him that the sneakers I bought for him
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: are fake?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Too?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I think you should. Hell and did you say she
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: was from Bethlehem?
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you show any the gifts that was in the manger.
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: So he's calling her about her face bag. So it's
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: getting older.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: She doesn't like it. Maybe that's all she can afford.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: So yeah, well you know she wants you need to
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: look at the tongue on that shoe and see if
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: it's still got Nike in. Now, if it might be,
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: Nai can't. Jordan's sad. He ain't got the ball in
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: his hand defense.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: So should she tell him? Should she tell him that
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: those sneakers are fake?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: What would he do? Then? Well, then he gonna want
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: some real ons in? Then she get a real bag.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I go on and tell him, oh you would, Yeah,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Since we laughing, it's funny. Hi, you got fake bag? Okay,
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: you got some fake shoes? What they was all at
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: the swamp me same time I was down there, swap
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: was over high.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Look look at Jordan's look at him close?
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: So why is he clowning her so bad? I'm not nice?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: We ain't clowning and then you know, just go on
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: and tell him the truth.
• 29:07
  Speaker 9: Tell him, all right, that's the last one, Steve Eva
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: and bethlet.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: But my son, my oldest son, is a sneakerhead. You
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: can't you can't fool him.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: With them shoes and none of that. Get all the shoes. Yep,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: there's usually some telltale signed because.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: I couldn't find I couldn't find no Yeezys back in
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: the day because they was all sold out.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: This for he lost his mind and then he got him.
• 29:33
  Speaker 13: From nothing he do now right, So much for that
• 29:42
  Speaker 13: genius everybody was talking about. Yeah, yeah, but I will
• 29:48
  Speaker 13: say this, the yeasy slides, I will say he was
• 29:52
  Speaker 13: a genius. The way he reinvented the flip flop. You
• 29:55
  Speaker 13: gotta give him credit. Slide they are they There was
• 29:59
  Speaker 13: some slavery shoes.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Too, shoe too. I'm not buying none of that plastics shoes.
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Cela.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Walking around Nick in.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, Carla is back and she is here
• 30:27
  Speaker 9: with today's music news.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: What you got.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Carla all right, Shirley.
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: The twenty twenty five Alright Heart Radio Music Awards will
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: feature performances by Bad Bunny, Billy, Eilish, Glow, Ruler, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 13: Love Her, Kenny, Jesney, Money Lung, Nellie and mare llcool
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: J will return as the host. It is live from
• 30:50
  Speaker 13: the Adobe Theater in Los Angeles this Monday night, March seventeenth,
• 30:54
  Speaker 13: a pm Eastern seventh Central on Fox.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you check it out. The event will also.
• 30:59
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  Speaker 13: Nellie will receive the twenty twenty five iHeartRadio Landmark Award,
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  Speaker 6: And shaped not let Jeanette mo.
• 31:19
  Speaker 14: Jan my mom would say, Jenny Lady God God will
• 31:29
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• 31:33
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• 31:36
  Speaker 13: Twenty twenty five iHeart Radio Musical Awards this Monday night,
• 31:39
  Speaker 13: eight pm, seven pm on Fox.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Check it out. Here you go, Sirley, all.
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  Speaker 7: Right, thank you, Carla.
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: In other entertainment news, former First Lady Michelle Obama is
• 31:49
  Speaker 9: releasing a podcast with her older brother, Craig Robinson for
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: I'MO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. The podcast will
• 31:58
  Speaker 9: feature conversations with celebrities and leaders, and according to US News,
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: former First Lady said, quote, with everything going on in
• 32:05
  Speaker 9: the world, we're all looking for answers and people.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: To turn to.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: My brother Craig and I launched the IMO podcast to
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: create a space for people to come as they are
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: asked honest questions, give their opinions, and have thoughtful conversations
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: about life.
• 32:22
  Speaker 13: Okay, because yeah, well so much going on.
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: I can see you being a guest on there, Steve,
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: for sure, anybody.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Want to.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I don't confide it on stuff like.
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: That, you know, all right? Finally, in entertainment news, guys,
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: according to Newsweek, Neo Neo the singer has introduced a
• 32:47
  Speaker 9: fourth girlfriend. A fourth girlfriend now in his polyamorous relationship.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Let me know how to introduce a new here.
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Maybe he needs a fourth girlfriend to inspire him.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Who knows what's down the pike? All right, three hitch.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: This year would have been real nice.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was forty five years old.
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: And on this past Monday, he introduced his quote pyramid
• 33:15
  Speaker 9: to his following fans uh huh.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: On Instagram.
• 33:19
  Speaker 9: The caption read, since the world is so intrigued, I
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: guess I should introduce my loves properly. Christina, Ariel Monet
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: and Brie. Say something nice or move on with your life.
• 33:32
  Speaker 9: We're happy over here.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, first of all, I know I'm not the
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: smartest person in the world, but I know that four
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: people make a square.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Damn a pyramid. This is a square. This is not a pyramid.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I know it.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: At the bottom, You know, man, I just don't you
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: know what he listened to me. You want to introduce everybody?
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: You put it on social media?
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, this.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Ain't on see an end. You put it on social media,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: say something nice or move on. You already know what.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: This is, don Yeah, you already know what social media is.
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: When you put it out there and you can't tell
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: say something nice or move on, bro, you're introducing something
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: that you're trying to create as a norm. Now you
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: want everybody to go along with your norm?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Four women? Where these disillusion as Daryl's come from. Now,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Ladies, it's neo that fan.
• 34:39
  Speaker 13: Now you can say Champagne Life.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: That's my.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: But but when you've listened how many and you like
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Champagne Life, would it make you sign up for the
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Champagne Life?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: What?
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: No?
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: And be one of the pyramid if he calls it?
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: Absolutely not no, but well good, you're gonna say that pyramids.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: Jay don't want y'all, Jane don't want y'll let me start.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: You have to say it like that. No, I'm just
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I but you need to hear it that way though, ja.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: J don't want y'all if he don't do a pyramid situation.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: But let me tell you something, that twenty six year
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: old boy start a pyramid.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want to see it. It's gonna be a
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: lot of people, don't. It's gonna be a nice one.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: I'm flying in the Philly just to clap for it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 9: But anyway, Yeah, so you guys are not feeling neo
• 35:49
  Speaker 9: and this pyramid right for women?
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're happy over here. How dump do you make
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: four women? Do you know how hard it is.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: For one for one to take care of one?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't.
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Know how he does this? And your kids looking at this,
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: I just that's very selfish, but you know, man like. Look,
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: I just don't don't. I don't know what.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: It's okay, I don't know what it is they have.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: He's not he maybe he didn't explain it right, I
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: don't know what they have?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Just what do they have? What's what's the agreement? Who
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: pays for what? Who takes care of who? What's your assignment?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: What's your role? Okay, is only so big, it's only
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: so big. Everybody can't get in this big people this climbing,
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: somebody gonna get hurt.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to climb. Come in up.
• 37:03
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  Speaker 9: It included a gray cyber truck that's valued at one
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  Speaker 9: the White House so his staff can drive it. Meanwhile,
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: on Tuesday, over thirteen hundred employees were fired from the
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: Department of Education, and more funding cuts are planned for
• 38:34
  Speaker 9: Social Security and Medicaid. But you're buying truck, now, make
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: this make sense, Steve?
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: Please?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's not it's not. Yeah, it's a conflict.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it really is.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: Well, the Republicans are arguing that Joe Biden drove a
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: jeep rub Khan into the front of the White House,
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: whatever it was. They got pictures of that. So here's
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: the real thing. This man contributed two hundred and thirty
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: million dollars. He got to pay him back somebody. Tesla
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: stocks have dropped. People are being booed when they drive
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: by in a Tesla because of Elon Musk. And now
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Donald Trump wants everybody to recognize Elon Musk as a
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: national treasure. He wasn't a national treasure before he gave
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: you the two hundred and thirty million, So how he
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: get to be one now?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: So you can buy a national treasure.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Speaking of purchasing the idea that he has of this
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: gold citizenship that he's gonna come up with to offer
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: five million dollars to anybody who wants to become an
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: American citizen.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: I have an idea.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, what's your idea?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: And what that I heard discussed and I think it's
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: worth bringing up. I think that he should offer people
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: a chance to sell their citizenship for five million.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Dollars right now.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: And then my question to be to black people would
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: be would you take five million dollars to sell your
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: citizenship if that program opened up?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and why would you? And why would you not
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: for five million?
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: That's a great that's a great concept and idea. Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: I think I would say yes.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: Look, they don't want us over here anyway.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Bruh.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: You could take your five million and you can go
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: to Jamaica. You can go to the Dominican you can
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: go to Bahamas. You could take your five million and
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: go to Africa. If you take five million to Africa,
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: to South Africa, it's sixteen to one.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, coming up and thirty four minutes after
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: see I'm on to Canada though that he didn't mess
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that all those terriff.
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: We'll find out about fishing and some of your outdoor
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: mishaps right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: So the weather is getting nice springs upon us in
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: just a couple of weeks, and it's starting to get
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: real nice out the sun is getting later. It's that
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: time of year when people start enjoying the outdoors.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: So here's the question.
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: If you guys have ever had a day outdoors that
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: went totally, totally wrong.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, maybe you got loss. You had an animal chase.
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: You you know, when you're out fishing or doing whatever you
• 41:35
  Speaker 9: do outside. What is one of your best outdoor or
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: your worst outdoor disaster stories?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Junior? Starting with you, but Nam boy scouts and my
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: father was a troop leader.
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: The worst troop leader ever is boy scout not Delburt
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: tried to have a black ben out in these woods
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: with four black Keiths and the all the rest of
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: the troop in white. We didn't have no badges of
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: time we left that damn cat. We didn't get a
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: that tying badge. We didn't get a Scouts on the back.
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: We didn't get not a We didn't even build a tent.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: We slept in the truck. That It was worse.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: DEVI believed know what the hell he was doing. Were
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: gonna compete, But we won the race.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: That's all we want. We got one badge out of
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: four day's damn that day, y'all slept in the truck.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: We slept.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: We didn't even build a tent. We didn't get that badge.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: We couldn't put the tin up.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: God, he just turned the truck on it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: We slept in there upright, upright, upright.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Family, my friends hated my father. We lost. Troop nine
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: eighty nine lost.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Tell me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 10: I went, I went, this is the worst I think.
• 42:56
  Speaker 10: I went fishing with my mother and my grandmother Lake
• 43:00
  Speaker 10: Livingston in Texas, and.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I lost the keys to the car.
• 43:07
  Speaker 10: And in Lake Livingston they got a section that's that
• 43:10
  Speaker 10: is quick saying, yeah, quick saying, And I swear I
• 43:14
  Speaker 10: was like, I think I think them keys is in
• 43:16
  Speaker 10: the quick saying, that's why I think it is. And
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: you know, now I'm over there around and sticking, sticking
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: and stick in it, trying to get it, trying to
• 43:25
  Speaker 10: see it. I see it, and man, my daddy, short,
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: hell is your doing over here?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: By the quick sack? What's your over here?
• 43:31
  Speaker 9: For?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Where's your over here? I said, I think that. He said,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: the keys is in there in your ass and being
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: there with the keys? What is wrong with you? Wow?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: You guys, it's long s short.
• 43:48
  Speaker 10: The keys was hanging in the back of the trunk
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: in the in the keyhole.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Oh wowow.
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: I was of searching for the keys man thing looking
• 44:02
  Speaker 10: for it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: I never I never liked hunting, but I used to
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: go hunting with my grandfather and my uncle. My dad
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: wasn't a hunter, so I was my grandfather and my uncle,
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: my sister, my mama's brother, uncle Donald, and we'out hunting,
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: and uh, my uncle Rogers came with us. The uncle
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: my father don't like my father sister's husband. He never
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: liked him. He just thought he was worthless.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: And he was.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: And uh, anyway, I knew that as a boy at ten,
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: I knew this uncle right here.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And so we had these buck shots.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: And so my uncle Roger, we was walking and they
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: had told him how to carry his rifle. But somehow
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: something happened. I don't because he was behind me, so
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: I don't really know how it happened. But his shotgun
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: went off, but it shot straight up. But now now
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: we sitting there, we don't know immediately what the problem is.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, but the buck shot hit a hornet's nest. So
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: for a.
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: Minute you didn't know what it was. Everybody was just Roger,
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: what did you do? What is your gun going off?
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: And then all of a sudden you heard this hum
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: and here they come.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I'm out. I got one.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: Little bee sting on back of my arm, and that's
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: all I needed, my little fast ass. What's gone. So
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: my grandfather and uncle they from the country. They know
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: they ran straight to the lake because they wasn't we
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: wasn't far from water. They ran straight to the lake.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: My uncle Rodger said, up there got stirring about one
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: hundred fidget them bees ate his asks.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: You can't make it up.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: They ate his ass up.
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: Coming up next, nephew, tell me in the prank phone call.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: For getting to Roger. Roger, get in the watterle.
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour right about
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
• 46:10
  Speaker 9: the subject is I give her advice because I love her. Okay, Oh,
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: we'll find out what that's all about in just a
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: few because right now the nephew is here with today's
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: prank phone call.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: What you got for Where am I? I am in Lexington, Kentucky.
• 46:29
  Speaker 10: That's what a nephew is. I am in Lexington, Kentucky. Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
• 46:35
  Speaker 10: bringing it live from Lexington. I have the crank phone
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: call for today. This is Carrie Gook. Okay, this is
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: Curry Go. Let's go cat Dog.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister. Mister, yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: this is Benjamin Dixon. Trevor is my son. He goes
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: to school with your son.
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: Now yeah, uh he went to a birthday party that
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: your son had last weekend.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Am I right?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Well listen, listen.
• 47:07
  Speaker 10: I have a problem with you, mister, because I understand
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: that you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen,
• 47:15
  Speaker 10: you guys serve the children curry goat. You don't serve
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: kids curry goat. Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Pete, what having?
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: What happen to ice cream and cake and punch that
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: But curry goat? That's our question?
• 47:33
  Speaker 15: Oh you mean, but I when I understand why, I
• 47:36
  Speaker 15: thought you mean you mean mental feed the kid.
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: Them, kurry gorde them. But when your thought boat bredren?
• 47:43
  Speaker 15: So what when your thought boat?
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: You mean?
• 47:46
  Speaker 15: Oh you mean you have a problem with me?
• 47:48
  Speaker 11: Oh you have a problem with me.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I got a problem.
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: I got a problem with any parents who decides on
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: their own that somebody else's child it's okay to feed
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: them some curry goat.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: My child don't eat no goat. We eat chicken.
• 48:03
  Speaker 10: We eat the steak, we eat cow, We don't eat
• 48:07
  Speaker 10: curry goat yo eats.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: A birthday party door he needs that birthday party. And
• 48:15
  Speaker 11: why you might if you.
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: Would have told me to deal with something too, so
• 48:19
  Speaker 15: some roote war and call me when you're when you're
• 48:22
  Speaker 15: dying on a on a rumble me and a red
• 48:26
  Speaker 15: dren because you don't know who we are dealing with
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: or know.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, I need you to slow it down for me. Man,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Nothing you're saying tell.
• 48:33
  Speaker 15: Me for slow you call me. You can't tell me
• 48:37
  Speaker 15: for slow A mighty full in your car.
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Look, man, all I'm saying and you this, this is
• 48:43
  Speaker 10: disrespectful to the child, to people's parents. You going out
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: on your own liberty deciding on what you're gonna feed somebody.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: You gotta feed them normal stuff.
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: You can't do that kidding birthday parties here in the States. Man,
• 48:57
  Speaker 10: it's pizza, it's ice cream, it's it's punch, that's it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: Hot dogs maybe, but not no damn curry go Man.
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: I mean you're running the show, bredgrand I'm telling me
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: what to do. I mean, you run this, so y'all
• 49:13
  Speaker 11: come telling me, won't won't disrespect you disrespect me of
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: calling my fai.
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: I am a ditch taking you by calling your phone.
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: I want to know why it is you doing something
• 49:24
  Speaker 10: like this? And I bet you these other parents don't
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: know you've been serving.
• 49:28
  Speaker 11: Go yo kitchen man. I want you? Is you want
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: to meet me? And I'm sure you all what I father?
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: I come telling you want to hungry you brean?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Who is you?
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: I don't know you from I don't bridge and I
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: come come for and kind of waiting?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Yo? Yo?
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: You you know what you know?
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: What spring?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: No? Are you you want to meet me?
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Some?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Is that what you want to do?
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: Me too?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 50:02
  Speaker 11: Me me to wait? No, you understund me mesjoy friend.
• 50:08
  Speaker 13: Get it up.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: You're gonna make me hurt you man if if if
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: I come over there, you're gonna make me hurt you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: You hear me? Then I mean this man. Now, I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: call you because.
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: I'm a concerned parent about my child. Uh and then
• 50:22
  Speaker 10: you got a nerve to tell me you're the one
• 50:24
  Speaker 10: that's in the room.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: Man me no no, no get wrong band no no
• 50:30
  Speaker 11: no wrong? Can to fund meet up?
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: Wing up? Come telling me about me?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: And no wrong?
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: You want to call my soe yo, just get them
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: away and know I'm gonna meet you. I'm gonna feeding
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: some cory. Go your your family and me and the kind.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Of leave me. You ain't gonna feed my family. No,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you don't bring my family in this.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: You don't bring me, But you don't bring my wife
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: and my kids into nothing.
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: You hit me if you want to hear you, I'm.
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: Telling I got I got one. You know what, man,
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you. I got something I want to
• 51:05
  Speaker 10: tell you.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: You listening, Tell me this is nephew tire me from
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: your sister Patsy.
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna believe you man.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: Like that.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: You Hey, hey, you just got pranked by your sister Patsy.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Man. She put me up to this, dog boy, I
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: tell you man, I'm so sweat boy.
• 51:33
  Speaker 11: I need to get a blood pressure kick.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: I got a lot.
• 51:38
  Speaker 11: I got a little tolerant, tolerant, very low.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Boy, I tell you, man.
• 51:47
  Speaker 11: But anyway, I'm gonna still feed you and your family
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: some carry gold man.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I better do it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: I ain't gonna have it or nothing.
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: You know, when you get angry American people really can
• 52:05
  Speaker 10: stand what you saying. You went on You went on
• 52:07
  Speaker 10: a Jamaican run. They're like, what, we gotta give a
• 52:13
  Speaker 10: shout out to all of.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: The Jamaicans out there. Baby. What is the baddest radio
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: show in the land?
• 52:22
  Speaker 11: Steve rb Morning Show?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: And now you have it?
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: Yes, ignorance at it's best, gonna be stupid tonight and Lexington, Kentucky.
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: It's comedy our Broadway and the Nephew is here all
• 52:43
  Speaker 10: week and long tonight, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Friday and Saturday
• 52:46
  Speaker 10: is gone.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Sunday tonight and Sunday. We got a few tickets left. Sunday.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: That's the four o'clock be on. That's what the old
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: jee's tonight.
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: If you wild and crazy, get your tickets because the
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: Nephew is gonna be just as ignorant as you expecting
• 52:59
  Speaker 10: me to be.
• 53:00
  Speaker 13: I'm let me ask you a question. You're going to Lexington.
• 53:02
  Speaker 13: You're in Lexington, I'm here.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: What's happening?
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I got a key to the city of Lexington. Okay, so,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: so so what do you want you want to?
• 53:14
  Speaker 10: Where do you put these keys? When they give you
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: out these keys? What where's the door? Yeah, where's the door.
• 53:22
  Speaker 13: I have a key to the city of Lexington because
• 53:24
  Speaker 13: I went there years ago, did some community service making.
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: I'm actually a Kentucky colonel all of that.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I'm all of that. So you fried chicken down there
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: that what you say. No, they recognize that, the community
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: service and giving back.
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: So okay, listen, don't let me come Listen, I'm here
• 53:46
  Speaker 10: and I'm not leaving without a key. I'm not leaving
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: out a key there called the guy the keys. I'm
• 53:51
  Speaker 10: just telling you.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: So, Tom, you want the key to Yeah, yeah, I
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: want to. You got to keep the Lexington.
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you could get one.
• 54:01
  Speaker 10: So everybody got a key to Lexing them but me
• 54:04
  Speaker 10: and you right now, okay, Lexing until we got fixed this.
• 54:10
  Speaker 10: Now when I leave here by Sunday, I need to
• 54:12
  Speaker 10: have a key, uh, a key ring or something.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, you don't ask. You'ren'na ask for a key. No,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get a key.
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: If I don't, they give it to you.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: You, Yeah, give it to you.
• 54:28
  Speaker 10: So I got a key to the club Comedy off Broadway.
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: I got a key to that. Now I don't have
• 54:35
  Speaker 10: a key to the city. If it's anybody that's got
• 54:37
  Speaker 10: keys to the city I'm here always, let me look
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: up who, Let me look up who the mayor is
• 54:44
  Speaker 10: the Lexington and get me one of these keys. I'm
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: not gonna be the only one on the show without
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: a key. I'll tell you that right now. Keyless, I'm
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: not gonna be keyless when.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I come back. I'm gonna be big, all right, Tommy.
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: Also looking for the best restaurant here in Lexington that
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: I can go eat a all right, y'all.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all, Hey, nine Steed, leave us a boys mail. I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: need to know this right? Where can I get a
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: key to the city to go to a locksmith and
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: get a copy made?
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: Right? I'm going to find out, y'all. I'm not gonna
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: be only one up when I come here Monday. I'm
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: not gonna be on what I keep you to.
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: You guys coming up now you alert the Strawberry letter.
• 55:17
  Speaker 9: The subject is I give her advice because I love her.
• 55:21
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  Speaker 9: Thank you, neph you subject. I give her advice because
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  Speaker 9: I love her. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, My wife and
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  Speaker 9: I started our better health journey in December and she's
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  Speaker 9: already lost thirteen pounds. I only lost two pounds, but
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  Speaker 9: I drink protein shakes and I lift weight, so I'm
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  Speaker 9: happy with how I look. I'm even happier about how
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  Speaker 9: good my wife looks. She's had to buy new dresses, jeans,
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  Speaker 9: and even new shoes because she is smaller everywhere. She
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  Speaker 9: ordered a lot of new clothes over the past few months,
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  Speaker 9: and I didn't bother to ask to see any of
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  Speaker 9: her new things. For Valentine's she put on a new
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  Speaker 9: dress and it was cut low in the front. She
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  Speaker 9: has big boobs and they were front and center, so
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  Speaker 9: I asked if she had another option. She said she
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  Speaker 9: was going to wear it because she ordered it just
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  Speaker 9: for me for Valentine's Day. At dinner, all I could
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  Speaker 9: see was her chest. I told her later that I
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  Speaker 9: never want to see that dress again. I slept on
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  Speaker 9: the couch that night. The next day, I explained to
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  Speaker 9: her that I only gave my opinion because I love her.
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  Speaker 9: She cursed me out and said she doesn't care what
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  Speaker 9: I like or don't like. I'm her husband, and if
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  Speaker 9: I don't like something, I have the right to tell her.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: Her choice of clothing is still bothering me, and we
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  Speaker 9: keep arguing whenever she tries to go out in one
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  Speaker 9: of her tight, distasteful outfits. Her body is really nice
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  Speaker 9: and you can see it in any outfit she wears,
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  Speaker 9: so I'm not sure why she's trying to draw attention
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  Speaker 9: to herself like that. She got frustrated with me recently
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  Speaker 9: and said, if I don't stop judging her, she will
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  Speaker 9: find a man that can appreciate her style. She lost
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  Speaker 9: weight and her respect for me, because who says that
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  Speaker 9: to their husband? Why can't she see that I give
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  Speaker 9: her my advice only because I love her? How can
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  Speaker 9: I get through? How can I get through to my
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  Speaker 9: lovely wife? Wow, you're gonna have to find a different
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  Speaker 9: way to do it, sir. This is not working for you.
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  Speaker 9: Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how you say it,
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  Speaker 9: or just the fact that you opened your mouth to
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  Speaker 9: say anything at all. No one asked your opinion, no one.
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  Speaker 9: Your wife is feeling herself right now. She worked hard
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  Speaker 9: to lose the weight, and she's loving the results, and
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  Speaker 9: she's doing her She's not trying to hear anything you
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  Speaker 9: got to say anything, especially if it's criticism. You're not
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  Speaker 9: wrong in wanting her to be more modest than what
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  Speaker 9: she wears. I mean no husband really wants his wife
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  Speaker 9: out there with her boobs all out for other men,
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  Speaker 9: you know.
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  Speaker 7: To check out.
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  Speaker 9: I get that part, but you got to relax a
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  Speaker 9: little and let her have a little fun. She said,
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  Speaker 9: she bought the new red dress for you for Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 9: You didn't even compliment her. You could have said, thank you, baby,
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  Speaker 9: you look good or something. All you're showing her is disappointment, dissatisfaction.
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  Speaker 9: You got to see that she, you know, making your
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  Speaker 9: wife angry and all of this. She's hurt by this,
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  Speaker 9: and she's told you to stop judging her. I don't
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  Speaker 9: know what you're going to do to fix this, sir,
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: but this is definitely, like I said, not working, Steve.
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  Speaker 6: Let me just say this to you, though, you are
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  Speaker 6: going about this the entirely wrong way. You are using,
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  Speaker 6: for lack of better words, the wrong tactics.
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  Speaker 1: Bruh.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to me trying to understand where you're coming from
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  Speaker 6: while I read this letter. I will also read this
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  Speaker 6: letter to help you understand where she is coming from.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: And I can show you where this derailed for you.
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  Speaker 6: I can show you exactly where y'all started your little
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: health journey. She's lost thirteen pounds. You lost twenty one.
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  Speaker 6: Thirteen pounds is a lot of weight, man, twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: Is a lot.
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  Speaker 6: But I drink protein shakes, I lift weight, so I'm
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  Speaker 6: happy how I look. Some pounds don't. It should be
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: measured on how you look. Don't worry about the pounds,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: because muscle is heavier than fat. So you losing twenty
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  Speaker 6: one pounds, but if you shared the fat, you of course.
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  Speaker 7: You are to be He lost two, she lost thirteen?
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  Speaker 6: Oh I thought, I said twenty one. Oh that's two pounds.
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  Speaker 6: Two pounds? Yeah, oh I only lost two?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Really well this changed my answer?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you hating?
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  Speaker 1: Oh this change is the answer I see. Oh, pimp,
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  Speaker 1: I only lost two.
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  Speaker 6: But I drink protein shakes and lift weight, so you
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  Speaker 6: ain't changed, though, he fat boy you, I got nude
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  Speaker 6: for you. Your fat ass ain't really changed that much.
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  Speaker 6: And that's the damn problem. Now you said that, you're
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: trying to convince yourself you happy the way you look
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  Speaker 6: over two pounds.
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  Speaker 1: You can't even see two pounds, so now you all
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  Speaker 1: I see?
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  Speaker 6: Right now, I'm even happier about how my good wife looks.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: She's had to buy new dresses and jeans and.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: Even new shoes because she's smaller everywhere, everywhere. Man, she
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: ordered a lot of new clothes over the past few months,
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  Speaker 6: and I didn't bother to ask to see.
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  Speaker 1: Any of her things.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, here we go. Here's the beginning of the problem.
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  Speaker 6: You didn't ask to see any of them because I'm
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: assuming you think when she buy new stuff, she ought
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: to show it to you so she could get your approval.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: That's the beginning of what's happening here. For Valentine's Day,
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  Speaker 6: she put on a new dress and it was low
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  Speaker 6: cut in front. She got big boobs and they were
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  Speaker 6: front and center. So I asked her, did she have
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  Speaker 6: another option? It's Valentine's Day. Dog, she put that dress on.
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  Speaker 6: She says she was going to wear it because she
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  Speaker 6: ordered it just for you for Valentine's Day. Now, if
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: your wife out on her own with that, But when
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  Speaker 6: she put it on for her, man and y'all go
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  Speaker 6: out together, she did it for you. Though at dinner
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  Speaker 6: all I could see was her chest. That's why she
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  Speaker 6: put it on, right, And how stupid can you be? Now,
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  Speaker 6: let me tell you what you're really doing. A part
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  Speaker 6: of this is, you know what I'll save it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I got news for you.
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  Speaker 10: Dog.
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  Speaker 1: You're wrong on this one, Brood. I'm gonna show you why.
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  Speaker 9: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
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  Speaker 9: up Steve at twenty three minutes after the hour today
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: Strawberry letters, subject I give her advice because I love her.
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  Speaker 7: We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 9: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: The subject is I give her advice because I love her.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, him and his wife started on the
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: health journey in December. The wife had lost thirteen pounds.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: He'd have lost two His explanation is, but I drank
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: protein shakes and this way, so I'm having the where
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: I look. Boy, let me tell you something. You can't
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: see two pounds. I'm just tell you that right now,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: I've been on a bunch of health journey. Two pounds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and don't show up though. Now you might be lifting
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: some weights and adding some more. So you're just a bigger,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: fatter version of what you are. So I'm just gonna
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: and there's some hate on her here. So I'm happy
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: to wear how I look, But you really happy to
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: wear your wife looked? She didne have had to buy
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: new clothes and everything. She ordered some clothes over the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: past few months, and you didn't ask to see any
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: of her options. I'm beginning to think with that statement
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: was what that means is you didn't get a chance
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  Speaker 6: to give your approval, but she didn't ask you for nothing.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: Then Valentine's Day come along. She buys this hot dress
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: for you, puts it on and it's low cut in
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: the front. She got but boobs. All you could see
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: was her chest. You asked her if she have any
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  Speaker 6: other options? She said no, I ordered this for Valentine's
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  Speaker 6: especially for you.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Go to dinner, You sitting there and you say at dinner,
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  Speaker 6: all I could see was her chest. I told her, lady,
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  Speaker 6: that's why she wore it, dum, it was for you.
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  Speaker 6: I told her, La, I never want to see that
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  Speaker 6: dress again.
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  Speaker 1: Way my hold of the man. What are you talking
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: to see? I never want to see that dress again. Brouh.
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  Speaker 6: This is your wife, This ain't your child. And what
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: you're doing is you're not allowing her to celebrate her
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: hard work. That's a big problem here, though. You have
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: an idea in your head and she got one in
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: her head. But you're going right now. You slept on
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: the couch at night.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: See. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: The next day I explained to her, I only gave
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: her my opinion because I love her, okay, But she
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: love her too, That's why she went on to help
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: Jake Yash. She love herself too. She cursed me out
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: and said she don't care what I like or don't like.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: And see, brother, the reason you got cussed out about
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: that is because you done wrote this letter.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: This ain't the first turn.
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  Speaker 6: This has been a whole lot of you wanting what
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: you want say and what you want because you're a
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: little controlling ass do and that's what then happened. Now
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: she tied of your ass, and she done told you
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: I don't care what you like or don't like. I'm
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: her husband, and if I don't like something, I have
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: the right to tell her. Well not really, dog, not really.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: You have the right to think it. It ain't always
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: good to say it. You know, my girl can put
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: on something I don't care for it, not risk or
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: nothing like that. Just maybe I don't like to dress.
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  Speaker 6: Then it ain't time to say that though, Shut you
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  Speaker 6: damn mouth. So you feel like if I don't like something,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: I got the right to tell her, and she got
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: the right to feel what she want to feel too.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: Her choice of clothing is still bothering me, and we
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: keep arguing whenever she tries to go out in one
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: of her tight distaste for outfits.
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  Speaker 1: Hold up, dog, this is your wife.
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  Speaker 6: This ain't your child. Now you talking to her like
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: you own her and control her, and she not having it?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Then here you go.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: Her body is really nice and you can see it
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: in any outfit she wear, So I'm not sure why
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: she's trying to draw attention to herself like that. Dog,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: because she got it like that. There are a lot
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: of women that don't have to draw attention. If a
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: woman wear fitted clothes, it's not for attention, it's fitted.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: She got a nice body. Are you insecure? Dog? Two pounds?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Two pounds? Are you jealous? Thought?
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  Speaker 6: It's something slipping away? I can tell there's a smoke
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: in your eyes from a distant five.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: That's a song.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: She got frustrated on me recently and said, if I
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: don't stop judging her, See, this ain't the first time.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: This ain't just these clothes. You've been judging this woman
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: for years about everything. You didn't like her when she
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 6: was heavier. You probably said that too. That's why she
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: went and got on the health journey. Now she done
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: got fired. Now you got a problem with the fine
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: version two. I promise you y'all got on that health
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: journey because y'all was sitting up talking about and you
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: was complaining about how she looked in She told you
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: you don't stop judging her, she'll find a man that
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: can appreciate her style.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Uh oh woo.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: Now that ain't come out of nowhere, dog, That come
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: from years of build up. She's lost weight and her
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: respect for me, because who says that to their husband?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 6: A frustrated, fed a sick of your ass wife, That's
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: who say that, A fed up, through with you, tied
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: of your judgment, sick, fed up as white.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Why can't she see that?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: I give her my advice only because I love her,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: bro but you can't talk to her that came. How
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: can I get through to my lovely wife? This ain't
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: gonna be your wife, long dog, unless you make some changes.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: That's right, quick judging her. Let her live her life
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: and let her work and show her hard work and
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: celebrate it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: And you are to celebrate it too, because you're lucky.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk.
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  Speaker 7: What you got junior?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Surey?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: First off, man Tiger Woods had to have surgery on
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 8: his achilles tendon. Man, he will not be at the
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: Masses this year. We don't know when Tiger's going to
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: hold up the season, maybe not playing a major this year.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: But he did have a.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: Less intrusive procedure done the other day, and he's gonna
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 8: be out for a while, gonna take a month in
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: and put weight on it.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: So Tiger Woods not he's out for the Masters.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: But also Prayerview is out of the Swag tournament already,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 8: and we're not going to NCAA tournament already.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: So because Florida took us out. So y'alli guy y'all
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: ain't been going you know what, We're not doing it.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: This is not a new discovery. He was playing in
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Atlanta this weekend. I was gonna watch the game he
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: was playing.
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  Speaker 8: We're not gonna see him now.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Ain't going to the super Bowl either.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 16: So brown playing junior saying he peebe you know, thank
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 16: God speak yes, but Cookman, you.
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  Speaker 5: Don't go.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 17: You know what?
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  Speaker 8: We yeah, we say, you know it's a whole lot
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 8: better than gig them.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: What is game? He trying to do it? The people
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: that paid for junior school? Okay? Second, he throwing rock?
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  Speaker 2: That was you, Joe?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Small school? That is wrong? A small school?
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  Speaker 2: Speak that up?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? Man?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: The Browns and the Eagles have a trade now. The
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: Eagles trade Kenny Pickett to the Browns. Kenny Pickett, the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: backup quarterback for the Eagles is now.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Please, we don't even know who he is. What is
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: we doping? Do y'all want a quarterback?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Why do we make the news with people? Ain't nobody
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: heard that the Browns got Kenny Picket?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: What the hell did he do?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: You probably probably y'all starting quarterback?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: You think.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: He ain't nobody starting quarterback. He can't come to Browns
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: and start. Why can't you know what's gonna happen to
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: this boy, whoever he is. If we come to you
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: know what we're gonna do to him?
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  Speaker 2: No, we don't know, but.
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  Speaker 1: He's already he traded for do not come welcome you
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  Speaker 1: need to welcome me. Yes, we don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Coming up at the top of the.
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  Speaker 9: Sure bye, Steve, he says, I don't think my girlfriend's
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  Speaker 9: parents know my name.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: That's Wilson Picket, great great grand baby.
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  Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show be on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: Rights.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 9: I've been dating my girlfriend for over a year now,
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  Speaker 9: and it's just now occurring to me that her parents
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: might not even know my name.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 7: I've met them a few.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: Times, and I recently realized that her dad always calls
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: me bruh, homie or dog, and her mom refers to
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 9: me as darling or handsome. Maybe they're just trying to
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: be casual or cool or whatever, but I can't think
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  Speaker 9: of one time when they've used my actual name. I
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 9: asked my girlfriend about it, and she just laughed. But
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: it's really starting to get on my nerves. How do
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: I find out without it coming off as weird?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Well, what's his name? His name just be on Facebook?
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  Speaker 6: He called himself be. You got a hard ass name,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: bo Davious. Not No nobody find to do this every
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: time you come.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Over to the house, Roderick calling you Broderick? That hello?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: That's how?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: Now why you think I had everybody just call me Steve?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: You know what it is, have a name with three
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: syllables in and you go to public school back.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: In the day.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 13: So when you first went to school, they called you
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 13: Broderick or you went to Steve right out the gate.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 13: You want to what made me go to Steve was
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 13: when I got called bro.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: And that was it. I said, we're not finna do
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: this right When was this Steve Broke?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: That was about in the third grade, the little little
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: little girl called me bro, I went broke. Let me,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: let me, let me get it. Let me simplify this
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: for these people, because.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: We're not do this here. We're not even gonna do Stephen.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: We're gonna just do Steve.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: Okay, just worked out for you. It's worked out.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: And then a teacher mispronounced my name one time started
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: laughing is broh urriy bro browing bros?
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  Speaker 1: How down is this?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Damn?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: He a ron.
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  Speaker 1: D nice.
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  Speaker 6: That's my favorite favorite bit from y'all one boat sign
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  Speaker 6: out for he smashed all that stuff off that desk.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I said, was a substitute teacher in a city school.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: He not poor?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Where is a a wrong?
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  Speaker 17: You know?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: That?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 6: White boy said? Wait at Denny raise his train? He said,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: why didn't you answer me when I first called you?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: She said, because he's Eric. That hilarious. Really, that was
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: a great bit, man, What else you got?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: You?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 9: So we do have time for another one. This is
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 9: from l j l J on Reddit. L J Sin's
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  Speaker 9: one of my friends who I've been friends with for decades.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: Used to be so kind, so thoughtful, but over the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: last few years she's changed. She's she's not mean to
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 9: me exactly, but she's become really harsh about the world.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 9: She has no sympathy for people who are struggling and
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 9: believe that everyone gets what they deserve. She says she
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 9: does well because she works hard than anyone who's suffering.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: Must have made bad choices. I've tried to tell her
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: about it, but she just shrugs.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It up.
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  Speaker 7: Should I stop being friends with her?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Well, all this is she just became a Republican. Republican, Yes,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: no empathy. She didn't really change, she just changed parties.
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  Speaker 13: Uh huh yeah, can with different political Oh absolutely, talk
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 13: about it.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. I mean I don't.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: I don't have friend friends like friendships, but I have
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: great working relationships with people in the Republican Party, with
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: people who are conservatives.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Doctor Phil. I mean I I was friends with doctor Phil.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't talk with him since he lost his mind.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: But that feels over. It is going up here erected,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: resting people on the ice.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: You're gonna mess around, grab some of room ice people,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: gonna grab somebody that don't want to go. Doctor fiel Oa,
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• 1:18:05
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• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Ain't got no mo hand. I've been around him. He
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: ain't got no hands. You're gonna try to put one
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: of them people on that plane and they ain't ready
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: to go. All right?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 9: Coming up in twenty minutes after, we'll have more on
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 3: Well, a four year.
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  Speaker 9: Old Wisconsin boy recently figured out a clever way to
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  Speaker 9: have ice cream delivered to his house for free. Police
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: received a nine to one one call from the boy,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: who told the dispatcher quote his mom was being bad
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 9: and needed to go to jail right before hanging up.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: Two female officers went.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 9: They were sent to the boy's home, where he snitched
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 9: and told them that his mother ate his ice cream
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 9: and needed to go to jail for it. But moments
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: later he changed his mind and said he didn't want
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 9: his mom to go to jail, but he really wanted
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 9: ice cream. So the officers left without filing a report
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 9: or anything thing, And.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: They didn't take the.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: Boy's mother to jail, and but they did come back
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: the next day with ice cream for him.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: So that's his little, damn little You.
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  Speaker 6: Had to come back to my house, But it would
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: have been to take her to jail then, because whipping.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have got that in yeah, and the marks that
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: would have been on me.
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  Speaker 13: You called them, Yes, you really called the police. Ain't
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 13: no way, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: We would have got way.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure, you come out.
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  Speaker 1: I might would just go with you when you leave.
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  Speaker 1: I can't leave it. I can't stay here I'm just
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  Speaker 1: an officer. That's young, That's what I.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: That was pretty bold of the little four year old.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: It was I ain't no way to well. I could
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  Speaker 1: have called because I wasn't allowed to test your phone.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 9: No, damn.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 7: That house phone, that landline. Yeah, coming up at thirty
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: you making calls?
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  Speaker 1: Now you're paying bills round him?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 7: Well, play around it? Would you rather come a home?
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Who told you, mister to touch the phone?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show. Hey, this
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: is Shirley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what it's like.
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  Speaker 9: now for a round of would you rather? Would you
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 9: rather no internet or no cell phone service?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: Which one?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: No internet? In Steve? Say you stay?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: Hey man, it'd be crazy like I'd be going places
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: with my kids. We'd be traveling stuff as soon as
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: they get somewhere. Y'all got the WiFi pass code?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: What does y'all doing? You don't care? Right, Just be quite.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: We're in the airport. Enjoy the moment.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Excuse me?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: What's your past code for?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Daddy? We need internet for?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: We in another country? What you finna find out?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be alone for the rest of your
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 9: life or be around people you can't stand for the
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 9: rest of your life?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to be around the people I can't stand.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 6: That's how I way what what I'm around people? I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: can't stay at all the damn time.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: I just well, you know you could do something about
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: that if you wanted to.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: I can't fire everybody, so you know, Wow, what have
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: we learned today?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: Where is this coming from?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Hey? Don't you work with some people you don't care for?
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: Work with the people?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 6: Well, y'all just got this, got a lot of job.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I had shows? Why I hated everybody on
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: the deal?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: You're a mess.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: I had a show I didn't like the director. I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: had a show I didn't like they think of the producer.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: I had a show I didn't like the writers. Man
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: I was But I'm not gonna mess with my money
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: up because I don't like you. I'll just come to work.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 6: That's part of my excess, my adaptability to uncomfortable circumstances. Yeah, hey,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 6: let me why you always look stink? Because you stink?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: Would you rather people not show up for your wedding
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: or your funeral?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna even know they at the funeral. Well, I
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 6: had two wins. Y'all shouldn't have came to anyway, you
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: know what, So you were.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 17: Your funeral one of your wings was damn Neil funeral,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 17: though I remember that this is the rather As soon
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 17: as I said, my head dropped.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Why why?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Okay? So if you, I said, I do it? Right
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: after that I went, I did that's oh god, all right,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: we gotta go those today's round.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 7: Would you rather coming back?
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  Speaker 1: Our last break of the day.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 7: We'll close out the show with one and only Steve Harvey.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: Right after this, you to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 9: the day. And see, before we get out of here,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: we had a couple of a couple more would you rathers?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 9: Would you rather wear socks or a hat during sex
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 9: during intimacy? Which one socks or a hat?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: A hat?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: I'm warning that hat. I'm winning a head. I'm putting
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: it head on. Yeah, i'mber where they had to. I'm
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 11: Why not?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Junior? Junior? Junior? We strongly suggest you wear everything I knew.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: Every day.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: Now you said you what you want, you strongly suggest
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I strongly suggest you where a hat because.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: Okay, the sweat that can come off your fue head
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: starts from the wig, and by the time that sweat
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: roll to the front of your head and drop down,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 6: it'll be at such a high speed you might hurt
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: that had But where is the BB's coming from? These
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: are small drops of sweat. I'm sorry, just traveled so far.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: To get to you.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: I think this is the last one.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 9: Would you rather date someone who smells like cigarettes or
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 9: date someone who smells like onions all the time?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 7: Cigarettes? I can't do onion?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 7: Cigarettes cigarette?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, some cigarettes in your clothes. We can change clothes.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: You can't bring your moneys over here every day.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 10: Boy, I ain't nothing like some salt onion. Boys, she
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 10: smelled like some saltat that's good.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why they red onions or white onion, shirttallia onions or.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 7: Scallions?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: What are we talking here? I never knew what a
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: scallion would I just knew it.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 7: Was Okay, Yeah, that's about it. That's about it. Uh,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 7: that's it. As far as would you rather go, Steve.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: Well, you know what we were talking earlier about friendship.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 6: You know, it's I really appreciate some of the true
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 6: friends that I have. True friendship is really hard to find.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: And the older you get, the smaller the group becomes
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 6: because you understand and eventually, as you get up in
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: this age, you start to losing people. I want to
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: say that I lost the guy that I considered a
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: friend recently out of Louisville, Kentucky, Junior Bridgeman. Junior Bridgeman passed.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Away man and I that hit me so hard.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: The other day on the set because I was going
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: out to do the last show and his guy, Charles
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 6: had texted me earlier said call me nine one one,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: his right hand man, Charles Alexander. But I was on
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: the set, so I didn't respond. And then I texted
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: him and I said, I saw an article that Junior
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 6: passed out and then his next text was I didn't
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: get it because he texted I was on set, and
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: I went down to the set and then my assistant
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 6: came up and said, heyman, Junior Bridgeman died today. And
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 6: it broke my heart and we had to hold off
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: on show because I had to go outside and get
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 6: myself together. Man Junior Bridgeman out of Louisville, Kentucky, used
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: to play for the Milwaukee Bucks. Was one of the
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: greatest men I've ever met in terms of being a Christian,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 6: in terms of being a husband, in terms of being
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: a father, and then he happened to be a great businessman.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 6: But I had never seen that combination in a man before.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 6: Hardly ever, there's usually something flawed in a person. And
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying he was perfect, but Junior Bridgeman out
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: of Louisville, Kentucky was one of the best men I
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: had ever met. And sitting at his house, meeting his children,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 6: meeting his wife, I went to the Kentucky Derby for him.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: This man right here was a pillar in the community.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: And I'm not using cliches. Junior Bridgeman was just a
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: great human being out of Louisville Kentucky and black people.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 6: You don't know what you lost. But he did so
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 6: many things in terms of black people. In franchising restaurants.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 6: He was started off as a great franchisee. This dude
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: was major. He ended up buying Coca Cola Pie. He
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 6: was in the bids to buy the Timberwoods, the Panthers
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 6: football team. He was always in the running for something.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 6: He was up for buying Ebony magazine. He was a
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 6: bid in for Bee t This dude was brilliant. Junior
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  Speaker 6: Bridgeman was one of the kindest, finest men I've ever
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: met in all my dealings of business. In all of it,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: I never met a single soul that was better at
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 6: all those things than Junior Bridgeman in Louisville, Kentucky. And
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you right now, man, this dude, this dude
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 6: was special. We lost somebody man with that one. Junior Bridgeman,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 6: hands down, best man, one of the best men I've
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: ever met. Of all the people I've met in my life,
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  Speaker 6: I will tell you right now, Junior Bridgeman was up
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  Speaker 6: there in the top three.
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  Speaker 1: And I'd have met some good people, but Junior Bridgeman
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  Speaker 1: was about it.
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  Speaker 6: Man, Our condolences go out to his family, his beautiful wife,
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  Speaker 6: his sons, to Charles Alexander, his right hand man, to
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  Speaker 6: the city of Louisville, to Louisville University, to the Milwaukee
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  Speaker 6: Buck family, everybody, because I'm telling you flat out, you
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  Speaker 6: really can't find nobody say something bad about Junior Bridge.
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  Speaker 6: I've never heard it that dude was about a gooder person,
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  Speaker 6: noble and honestly.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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