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Hall Passes, Weirdest Thing, Cutoff Age, MTH, Comedy Roulette, Longest SBL, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to ya. I don't know. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: back a suit, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like the milling buck things in its cubbing me
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  Speaker 1: through good It be Steve hastening to the movie to
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  Speaker 1: other ste Please, I don't join joining you doing me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn hur you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn got the turnout, then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fat h huh, I shr will
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice. Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay. I want to share something with you
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  Speaker 1: that I had to come to the realization one time,
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  Speaker 1: and even in the reinvention of myself right now, I've
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  Speaker 1: had to come to that and I want to share
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  Speaker 1: it with you today. Give it to you. I want
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about something that a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: do in their life and I want you to be
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  Speaker 1: aware of it. Here it is, don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You could be wrong. You know I said don't get
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  Speaker 1: stuck on yourself. You could be wrong. You know the
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  Speaker 1: reason I'm saying this is because people have a tendency
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  Speaker 1: to once they make a decision about something, or once
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  Speaker 1: they decide to go a certain path, they go against
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  Speaker 1: all everything, anything anybody says, anything anybody might do, any
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  Speaker 1: other ruling they may come across. They shun advice, they
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  Speaker 1: don't listen to counsel. They just I made the decision.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it anyway. Don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You could be wrong, you know. Now here's a sure
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  Speaker 1: fire way to tell if you're wrong. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: see any movement in the direction you've chosen, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't see anything going right in that decision, if you
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  Speaker 1: feel as though you're interrupt if the wall you're climbing
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  Speaker 1: seems so insurmountable that you ain't even moving an inch,
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  Speaker 1: and every time you turn around you keep getting knocked
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  Speaker 1: by down, knocked back down. Don't get stuck on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You know you could be wrong. You know. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: why it's important for people to always be open to
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  Speaker 1: the reinvention of yourself. You know, you cannot be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to reinvent yourself. In other words, you can't be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to change. Change is necessary when it comes to growth.
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  Speaker 1: There is no growth without change. You cannot grow and
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  Speaker 1: never change. I'm sorry. It's it's like from the time
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  Speaker 1: you're born, you are constantly growing. But in that growth,
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  Speaker 1: have you not noticed you have constantly change. The more
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  Speaker 1: you know, oh, listen to this, The more you know,
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  Speaker 1: the older you look. Sorry, sorry, but there is no
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  Speaker 1: growth without change. And I have found this to be true.
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  Speaker 1: And the case the more you know, the older you look.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can do drugs and and and and and
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  Speaker 1: kill both them theories because you can do drugs and
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  Speaker 1: not know nothing and look real old. So you know
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  Speaker 1: there's a way around it. But I'm talking about if
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  Speaker 1: you're spending your life trying to make something out yourself,
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  Speaker 1: that is no growth without change. You cannot be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to reinvent yourself. So don't get stuck on yourself, because
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  Speaker 1: you could be wrong. You know, if you're heading in
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  Speaker 1: a direction, it ain't nothing going right in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Could it be the wrong direction? If you're climbing and
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  Speaker 1: you're making no headway, could it be the wrong direction?
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  Speaker 1: Could you have possibly made the wrong choice. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: stuck on yourself because you never made the wrong stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay to forgive yourself. It's okay to let yourself
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  Speaker 1: off the hook. It's even smarter sometimes to admit that
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  Speaker 1: you were wrong. You ever met somebody ain't ever wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever met somebody you talk to, They ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever wrong about nothing. Man, They just it's their way
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  Speaker 1: or the highway. It's this is my way, this is
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  Speaker 1: the I know people like that, stuck on them powered
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  Speaker 1: trips and all like that. You know what I had
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to do. I had to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to let them go on them power trips. But listen
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  Speaker 1: to this. Though you're not taking me on that trip.
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  Speaker 1: Though you're going on that trip by yourself, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: in the right direction. I've decided to stop the way. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this person. This person. I decided to stop
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  Speaker 1: doing business the way I was doing business. I decided
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  Speaker 1: to stop to allow business being done around me the
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  Speaker 1: way business was being done around me. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the best decision I made was to allow
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  Speaker 1: for God to have some say so and to offer
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  Speaker 1: me his direction. I have found him to be a
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  Speaker 1: better driver than anyone else I know. I have found
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  Speaker 1: him to know more about the man he made than
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  Speaker 1: anybody else who's merely associating with me. I have found
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  Speaker 1: it to be a fact that my maker knows more
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  Speaker 1: about the vehicle he created than does anybody else. If
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  Speaker 1: you if your Chevy break don't you take it to Chevy.
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  Speaker 1: You don't take your Forward when it break down to
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  Speaker 1: a Toyota dealership. They not gonna know everything that the
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  Speaker 1: Forward dealership would know about the vehicle. You know why
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  Speaker 1: because they're not the maker of it. So now, why
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  Speaker 1: are you letting? You letting your life being led, controlled
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  Speaker 1: and guided by somebody other than your maker. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: asking you to let's all take a common sense look
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  Speaker 1: at this. So if going to your maker's the best way,
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  Speaker 1: the best decision I made in my business was take
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  Speaker 1: over my brand myself and to allow the maker of
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  Speaker 1: this brand. See without God, I'm none of this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: none of this. I want you to clearly understand I
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  Speaker 1: ain't none of this without him. I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: have the guts to reach back there and pat myself
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  Speaker 1: on the back for what I've accomplished in my life.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had the guts. I wish the nerve
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  Speaker 1: of me because I know for or fact that there
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  Speaker 1: is no way that I could have manufacted the life
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  Speaker 1: that I have. I could not even have thought of it.
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  Speaker 1: It's no way I could have told you that this
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  Speaker 1: was the route I was gonna take and this is
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  Speaker 1: the outcome because of it. I had no idea, no clue.
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  Speaker 1: The one thing I had, though, was an unshakable faith
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  Speaker 1: in God. I had an I just kept believing in him.
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  Speaker 1: I kept believing that he had something more for me.
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  Speaker 1: And then when I touched base with him and asked
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  Speaker 1: him to show me what it is what he had
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  Speaker 1: for me, tada, the magic show began. Because you know
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  Speaker 1: what he did. He took all my natural abilities that
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  Speaker 1: he had given to me, This gift that he gave me,
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  Speaker 1: that he poured into me at birth, that same gift
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  Speaker 1: that he poured into you at birth. The moment you
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  Speaker 1: go to him and let him show you that gift,
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  Speaker 1: and then guess what. Once he takes what he naturally
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  Speaker 1: put in you and put his super his superpowers on
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  Speaker 1: top of that, then you have some supernatural things going
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  Speaker 1: on in your life and you may not be feeling me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that, but I didn't have some supernatural
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  Speaker 1: things happen to me. Every day I wake up some
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  Speaker 1: supernatural the man, the rewards of my life, the awards
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  Speaker 1: of my life, the accomplishments, the how I'm working, the
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  Speaker 1: how I manage it all, all that ain't none but God.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't nothing but God. You can't even explain this
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  Speaker 1: schedule to people. Sometimes when people ask me, Steve, how
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  Speaker 1: do you do it? I go, well, it's what I
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  Speaker 1: manage my time. Then at the end of when I
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  Speaker 1: get through, I say, hey, man, you know what I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell y'all for real, it's God. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know, but I'm letting him manage me. So he
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  Speaker 1: handling it. He ain't gonna put no more of me
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  Speaker 1: than I can bear. Listen to me, y'all, don't be
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  Speaker 1: afraid to reinvent yourself and remember this. Don't get stuck
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  Speaker 1: on yourself because you could be wrong. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: absolutely could be wrong. If you don't tie this to
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  Speaker 1: your gift, you will be struggling the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys,
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  Speaker 1: gentlemen and ladies, volsewagons and the crowns Man. Have your
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  Speaker 1: undivided attention, please, Today's show is going to be one
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  Speaker 1: where I am committed to making several verbal eras intentionally. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna bring it and y'all deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to dis HILP Morning Show. Good morning. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: hear yesterday, I know. So now we know the monitor,
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  Speaker 1: hall monitors, back pass pass. Stop running in the hall.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a hall fack? You know? Goodt here? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no hardas and everyone I had stole
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  Speaker 1: one first of all, Good morning, call it morning crew.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Junior, Jake and Tommy. I stole out
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  Speaker 1: the administrative office one time. A stack of hall pass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, oh boy, I had a nice pis. I
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  Speaker 1: had a sell Hapa. You were making money off hall pass? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I sold them out my luck. But then you were
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  Speaker 1: hiding what you mean hall pass free show? A teen
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  Speaker 1: got to give you a hall pass for you to
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  Speaker 1: be out in the hallway wandering around. Now, if you
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  Speaker 1: just want to wander around where your hallpack teachers and
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  Speaker 1: teacher Joe let you walk out in the hall. So
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  Speaker 1: they paid. So you made people pay you to get
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  Speaker 1: a pass. Yeah, a dollar or a sandwich dollar or
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  Speaker 1: a sandwich, a sandwich or like if you was going
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  Speaker 1: down the dippers, you had to bring me a corn
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  Speaker 1: dog or some wayne. So I just hustle no one
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  Speaker 1: knew that you were doing this. The teachers. Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask up, who's gonna tell it? But you can't do
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  Speaker 1: after you get busted with the Hall pass, it's tell
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  Speaker 1: them you bought it from me. Now your ass really
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  Speaker 1: in trouble with you when you were hustling hall pass.
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  Speaker 1: I was in high school, wow, sixteen seventeen, So it
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  Speaker 1: was not I had a whole stack them because you
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  Speaker 1: just tore him off at the top. I had a
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  Speaker 1: whole stack on them. Would you sign them? He caught? No,
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  Speaker 1: Hell no, I can't. Right, I'm just giving you the
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  Speaker 1: Hall pass. You gonna put wherever you need on that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know your teaching class. I don't know your teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody had them, so no, no one thought that was
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  Speaker 1: unusual that all these students had Hall passes. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: telling them just anybody. You had to be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: of a certain element. You know, I had to know
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  Speaker 1: that you had, you know, like a background that can
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  Speaker 1: handle keep it on the lolo right right, listen, you
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  Speaker 1: know crazy type of background where if I know you
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  Speaker 1: got busted, you just took it. You are gonna put
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  Speaker 1: my name in? Yeah? You could? You know, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: never cut dog. I cut class my whole time I
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  Speaker 1: was in school. I cut class twice whole time I
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  Speaker 1: was in I would school man. But the stuff that
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  Speaker 1: you I didn't know nothing. I went there. I had
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  Speaker 1: perfect attendents, all kinds of stuff. Yeah, all right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: at least get perfect attendance. I'm not going to be
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  Speaker 1: on the honor roll or nothing like that. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back at thirty two. After you're listening, it is time
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  Speaker 1: for something funny now, Steve, I wanted to ask you
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  Speaker 1: and the guys as well, what's the weirdest or the
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  Speaker 1: craziest thing you were caught doing red handed? Something you
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  Speaker 1: know you weren't supposed to do, but it was crazy though.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was something you were looking up online, or
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  Speaker 1: maybe it was an embarrassing moment in the bathroom. You
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  Speaker 1: told us about when you were a chess at your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend's house one time and you had a real bad explosion.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so, anything something that happened during you know, on
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  Speaker 1: the job. I'm done anything. I mean, which one you want?
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  Speaker 1: Red handed? Busk it? You want the risk? Everybody down.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard all these statements in my life. Right there,
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  Speaker 1: put your chats, you hands up, Yeah, I've had all
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  Speaker 1: which one you want something funny? Sheldy won none of them. Funny.
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  Speaker 1: Getting busted just ain't funny. Right. Have you been caught
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  Speaker 1: button Nick? Have you been caught button Nick? No, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't not been caught button Nike. That's our story, Tom, huh. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know I want it. Well, I tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I will. You know, but I wanted to get caught.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean. I was at the girls house
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  Speaker 1: for a time. She was at work, and I told
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  Speaker 1: her I was gonna cook for when she came in.
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  Speaker 1: So I got over to the house and set it
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  Speaker 1: all up and I cooked everything. I cooked pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was young, and I was young dude then.
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  Speaker 1: So she had a duplex townhouse, the kitchen, living room downstairs,
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  Speaker 1: two bed rumors upstairs, and uh, I decided to go
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  Speaker 1: on upstairs away for you know, I hadn't done all
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  Speaker 1: this cooking all afternoon, so I just had a trail
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  Speaker 1: of clothes all the way up the steps. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm under the cover, nicked, okay, looking like new money shower. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got so much baby all on me. This was
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  Speaker 1: before I knew how to handle baby all. I had
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  Speaker 1: so much baby all on me. I don't ruin us sheets. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all in my hell. I had excess, man, baby, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what I was doing then, and uh, she
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  Speaker 1: was picking up the clothes coming up step, laughing, you're
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  Speaker 1: so crazy. Oh you're so gay. You know what I had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, one sock, then another sock, you know belt,
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  Speaker 1: you know drawl, you know shure, just half all that
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  Speaker 1: placed up the step, and last thing was a drawl. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She got up there and I snatched the covers off.
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  Speaker 1: I'm butt niked, but I got so much all on me.
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  Speaker 1: All she said was, oh my god, look at my sheets.
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  Speaker 1: I said, your ship. You talking about your sheath foak,
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  Speaker 1: but you need to wear about rhyme with sheet. But
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  Speaker 1: that's I don't know what you're talking about. Look at
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  Speaker 1: all the sheet. She was so mad because I had
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  Speaker 1: baby all on the sheet. She missed a yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: whole damn part. Oh man, So what ended up happening,
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  Speaker 1: not a damn thing. She mad real attitude too about
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  Speaker 1: her sheet. Some sheets. So I got up you know,
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  Speaker 1: no hell no, just reglass cotton sheet. Now I'm going down.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta collect all my stuff all the way back down.
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  Speaker 1: Eat damn still Ain't this about nothing. I'm putting stuff
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  Speaker 1: on on the stand ways. So when I got to
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  Speaker 1: the bottom, I was fully dressed. Yeah, because I took
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  Speaker 1: the stuff off strategically, so I just put it back
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  Speaker 1: on the same way. I got my drawls yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some parts, my shirt, yeah, my socks, my shoe. By
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  Speaker 1: the time I got to the bottom, I just got
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  Speaker 1: on dress on on, got my car with on. Hell
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  Speaker 1: you laugh, yeah, I want You're nothing to do is
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  Speaker 1: be mad at me all this damn test. What happened
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  Speaker 1: to me and the spaghetti and the salad in the frigerator?
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  Speaker 1: Gotta know you got you put on your clothes and
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  Speaker 1: got in your car and went home. What happened the
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  Speaker 1: next day? No, no, ain't you doing a talk for
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  Speaker 1: a while? Okay? Then she called me, She said, so
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  Speaker 1: I ain't heard from you. You ain't heard from you,
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  Speaker 1: now you know? She called my partner, I ain't heard
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  Speaker 1: from you, because you know, I hate to tell y'all
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  Speaker 1: this what no salp on him back. I ain't heard
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  Speaker 1: from you, I said, where. Ain't what you want to
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  Speaker 1: hear from me? I spent all that time cooking you
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  Speaker 1: a meal. All you complained about the sh I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Nah here, I'm sorry nothing. I see how you are,
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  Speaker 1: see your ass crazy. I ain't gonna get involved with you.
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  Speaker 1: So that was it? Yeah, yeah it never would nowhere
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  Speaker 1: did you buy your some of your sheets? Buy her
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  Speaker 1: some shots? Wash them? Hey? What number? Baby on? Agree
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  Speaker 1: hard to get out? Yeah it get now that dog
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  Speaker 1: if they bad sheets? But you complain you missed the point. Skip,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for cooking the meal. All this hit none
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  Speaker 1: of that? You know? She laughing up the steps at
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  Speaker 1: the clothes. But get up there and that she she
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  Speaker 1: hit a switch so hard she just that. Damn man
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  Speaker 1: about this baby all on the sheet. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I ain't gonna stop doing. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna stop using baby on prose. I'll peck you
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  Speaker 1: that I might be a little crew or a little
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  Speaker 1: rookie at it now because I'm twenty one, But I
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I'm loving how to work, get yell,
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  Speaker 1: that's sixty one. I am a baby all specially, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a boss baby or be old ass baby baby all special?
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  Speaker 1: Something about you and baby ord he just he did
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  Speaker 1: I tell you about the time Carl I had to
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  Speaker 1: come get him. He didn't slip the fails he butt
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  Speaker 1: naked in baby Wait what No, you didn't tell her?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Steve, you didn't mention this at all.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him about the time I had to come get
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  Speaker 1: you. You You didn't call because you failed and you said
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  Speaker 1: you in a pudd little baby ball. But nigga tell
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  Speaker 1: him about that point. So you saw him but naked Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't call him. I hauled out. We gotta go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: adn't nobody call him? He came over coming up coming
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  Speaker 1: up next. Let's run that frank back more ignorance from
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  Speaker 1: this ignorant show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right now, it's time for a nephew. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: would run that prank back new Your son is fat boy?
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  Speaker 1: Your son is fat Yeah, that's like, hey, hey, what
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  Speaker 1: what what boy caught him? Your son of fat Floyd
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  Speaker 1: that night we're marching on these brakes as your son
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  Speaker 1: and fat running kat Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: Kathy please, this is her. Hi, Kathy, this is Kirby.
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually the the owner at the daycare for mine's
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  Speaker 1: daycare where your son comes. Okay, all right, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you're familiar with my wife Anita. Yes, sir, all right,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm good. Oh, how's a
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: little little divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's laying
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I guess about a year now, right, yah, since he
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give you a call.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at some some informations I was I was
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Divine doing at home? Is he? Is he eating properly
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: at home? When you say eating, what do you mean?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: I mean? Is he getting U meals every time he's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah? He
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh, as short as
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the food? No, sir, My husband works real good. We
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: don't have a problem with as short as the food.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Is there a problem with him? Well, you know we're
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: looking at the records and look Levinus too, Yes, sir,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: have you looked at the comparison of two year olds?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: The majority of two year olds and in comparison to
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I guess I should say size in comparison to the
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: bond side. You mean like in body way body size. Yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I mean he's a little tall. You know, he wasn't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a small chat when he's borne, he was ten pounds.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: But no, he's on the scale of right where he
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: should be. He's just a little you know, taller because
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: his daddy is tall. But he's doing okay. So you
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you're you don't think he's anywhere in the in the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: ballpark of of of of obesity at two? You mean fat?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't want to be blunt, but but
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: but miss Cathy, you're I mean, I mean your sons.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Let me just say on the side day, I'm relaxing
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and we're talking about you think my son is a
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: little overweight or what he's what's the problem? Well, I
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: mean I think he's fat, you know, and and the
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: problem I'm gonna think I'm noticing the records of everything
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: as wait wait, wait, wait, we need to back up
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: to you think he's sat I've never spoken to you,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: mister Kirby. Is that what she said? My name is Kirby. Okay,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: So every morning that I dropped him off for a
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: year and I give my daycare money, Miss Benita has
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: never said anything about his eating habits. So you're telling
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: me that you think my son is sat with him.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You deal with him on a daily basis. I don't
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: deal with him on a daily basis. What I'm looking
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: at as records that are showing me that he's eating
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: way more than the rest of anybody at the daycare.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And not only that, he's drinking probably a gallon of
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: milk a day, a gallon the milk. Y'all only get
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: snacks two times a day, and he's there only for
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: breakfast and lunch. And how in the hell is he
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: drinking a gallon of milk? And if he is, but
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: all I know is this, No, No, I'm blown away
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: by this because you calling me on a Sunday, calling
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: my damn child fat. That's the problem. And your wife
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: has never said a damn thing. Never has she said
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: one thing to me in a year when she collected
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: my damn daycare money. She ain't said my son is
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well, you know,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: my wife's a different person and she tries to be
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: cordial with everyone. He's the one who deals with me,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: mister Kirby. I've never met you, never met you, especially
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: all of a Sunday. The reason why I'm calling you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow if
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be trying to drop your son off, I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Now here's where we knew that either you can keep
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: him at home. No, I'm not keeping him at home.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: My husband works and I work. I'm dropping my damn
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: son off at six thirty like I do every morning. Okay,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: man listening, if we can't get him, if you really
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: want to get this, Nita on the side, because obviously
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you ain't the one that need to be talking to me,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: because if you're not there every day, and I did
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: with your wife, I'm telling you that your son is
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: too big to be is coming every morning, if that's
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the case, and if he's eating at a house at home,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I'll send him some extra, But what I pay my
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: money for is what you're gonna feed him for two
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: full milks and two snacks, and if he needs extra,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'll put some in his bag. But he's drinking a
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: gallon of milk a day. Are you looking there? I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: don't care. There's no way possible that he can drink
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: a gallon of milk a day. Ya. Here's here's here's
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the deal. I don't want you to have to stop
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: bringing your son now, and I'm not and I'm not.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Here's my second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in the day. You ain't, No,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: damn you ain't. Are you from the health food program? No?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I will. I will give him an apple and a
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: glass of water in the morning, and I'll give him
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: an apple and a glass of water in the evening,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: and then you guys can feed him when he gets home.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: You must be certified in the food program, especially if
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you're sitting the pre telling me, my damn son is
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: going on a diet and he's not drinking no water
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: and no apple. He needs a full snack. If other
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: kids is having an apple and water, then that's that
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: in hell, no, he better get the full snack. So
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well damn it,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: won't astra he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to tell you is your son drink two money drink
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. You need to back at the top.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I know you did not cussing me. I know you're
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: ready to cut to me. Let me tell you what say.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to worry about it. We don't have
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: nothing else to talking about. My husband, me, your wife,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and everybody that works at damn daycare better be there
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: in the morning, because that's six thirty. We gonna be there,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: and my son he's coming all week, and he gonna
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: eat all week. If he want two gallons of milk,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: he gonna drink it. If he want two plates of food,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: he gonna get it. Because I tell you what, we
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: saved them good money to come to that daycare. So
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: then up there, I'm gonna have to put him on
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: some swim pass. I'm will put your child on swim fast.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I was trying not to get him to be subspected,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: but I will ask give him some slim fasting. You're
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get a slim fast shipping. I'm gonna whop y'all
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave it to him,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: they gonna get a slim fass shipping. All the little
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: kids would have some slimp fass. If he getting some,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he better eat whatever they eat. And if they eat
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: steak with damn it, he better have some too. If
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole damn cow
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: he eatn't care I pay for it, but he been
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: like getting a slim fast. I will shut it down
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: about my child. Okay, I got something else you need
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to know about your son? What the else do I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: need to know? Besides you think my son is overweight?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: What the elf can you tell me today? I need
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: to tell you this. I need to tell you that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone call you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: What the did you just say? What did you just say?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning So,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call with you.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be said to that. She No, I don't
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: play about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be that is
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: she there? It's on after this, It's just all. It
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: is all. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, baby,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest that, I mean, the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't It's all. I hope you can hear me
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: wherever you at last, you're listening to Steve. Jay is
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: here with things that have a cutoff age? Jay explain, well, well,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Steve actually has it is the things Sherley and everybody.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: There's a cutoff age to everything everything you do. Some
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: people some people will just ignore it and just keep
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: doing it. But like, come on, this should have a
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: cut off point. The name name. If you over, we
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: don't even look out there and see you doing the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: name name or the whip or the name name. And
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: you fought it really thirty five? Thirty three? Yeah, thirty
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: three you asked stopped doing the whip and the name name.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Here's what you can't do if you over thirty five,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: you cannot go see the me goals before. Man, can't.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: You can listen to them, you can't, but you gotta
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: take your keys. Somebody child with you just went way
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: too old. Way too old. People sitting there whom here's
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: something that has a cut off age, and we don't
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: have to cut off age. But just listen to this.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: You cannot wear crop tops if you have a muffin
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: top man, woman, sh that's cut off too short? Like
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: you EXECI Elliott, Well you're not like it. Just a
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: little muffin, you can't do it. I don't mind a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: little muffin on the woman, but on the name. Man. Dude, dude,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: If you over twenty five, you've got to stop using
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the word lick. If you over twenty five, yes, Shirley,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: got to stop you using the word litt of the
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: day set. If you all fifty five, you're still using
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the word cop asthetic. Everything that's cop asthetic. Man, oh man,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: that's cop asthetic. You need to come on out, come on.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: If you four years old and you're in a stroller
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: with your legs crossed and you can pull yourself along
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: in the stroller, who else needs to be walking? Something
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: for the babies? Everybody his one. If you're over eighty
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: with a walker, and it's got to come, hold a
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: fanny pat, place a hole of newspaper, tennis all for grip.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Damn it. You gotta take something off too much over
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Farty and people are still considering you ratchet. You're not ratchet,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: You're actually stupid. A man over Farty with two chains
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and his name is not two chained on the outside.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: You are fifty and still wearing any form of nugget
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: jewel nuggets? What about the set? Nugget set, here's one,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Monica Sherlly, I feel all the far to five huh
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: each finger nail can't be a different company. They've been
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: doing it whatever. You all don't know. We might not know.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: We know that, but let me tell you this though,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Don who's in charge of all of our social media
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: are digital programming and all of that. When you mentioned nuggets,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: she looked over like all she could think it was
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: like chicken McNuggets you were talking about yeah, nugget. Watch
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: She's like nuggets, Yeah, nuggets are still at She thought
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you were talking about it McDonald. Oh, no, nugget the
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: nuggets set. Let me see which one was my favorite.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: It was between the Migo's party and Muffin Top Crop. Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I like years old, still in the stroller, like, yeah,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you got your leg crossed. Somebody get you don't get
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the walking. So Steve, I got a question. So I
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: can't say, let what's the cut off age? Cut off ages? Uh,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: thirty five over thirty five? You know what? You can't say, Jane?
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: What Trump? Oh you can't see Trump? Remember Trump? Or
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: that's up there with Turkey. Yeah, we couldn't say monk
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: with I couldn't say what monk with? Don't be monking
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: with me? Don't mean oh around? Oh yeah, say that.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see the meg see see to me,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: go t junior to me though, take somebody, junior? What
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: about doing watching what you say? You're sitting in there
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: looking over your glasses like old lady watching the me
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: go over going, ain't don't don't go down to embarrass yourself.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Do that? Y'all ever seen Monica look over class looking
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: at me? But but but with a foam dress on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and some pumps with an ankle strap. Yeah, but with
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: a little kitty kitty here on. You cannot go see
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the meeting? We got cut off age. Yeah, everything's having
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: cut definitely, definitely all right. We'll be back with more
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: of a Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve j is here to murder.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, introduce some please. We got a fresh one
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: for you today, Steve, I don't thank Shirley if you're
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: coming up with the concept of us. This Charlie Wilson song. Now,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: his song is blessed. It's about blessed. It's about being
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: thankful for what you got. My song a little different.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It's about being stressed. There's a lot of stressful situations
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: out there. You just got out of one, just got
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: out of one. So here we go. This is stress,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: not blessed. Steve Harvey money show man. I'm just a
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: bundle of bad nerves. Man. I'm shaking all the time.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: If you give me a glass of milk, man, I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: give you butter back. That's how much I'm shaking. Man.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want it going nowhere, staying the house all
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the time. I ain't take packings in mail. No, you
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: don't know. The people's scary. I don't stand in the yard.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: God ain't away, but I might do Sunday slaying by
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: my side. Damn might just keep fighting on the freeway.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Crazy me and the scream. I don't bother my God
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: enough on my place. I'm afraid to be laid. I
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: know I might give a better, so I get to
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: get by drinking, and I can't any night. So we've
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: been looking. Man, you see me cry because I ain't
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: got nothing but better love has me all I'm doing.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, I put the letter D in the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: word deep press. I always have a throbbing in my hole.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yes I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, don't let me,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes, my side piece, past
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  Speaker 1: to preternity. Jest you never see a smell up on
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: my face. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes, it's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: me I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes, I put the letter
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: D in the word deep press. I always have a
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: throbbing in my hole. Yes I'm stressed. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: don't let me, I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes, my
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: side piece past to preternity. Jest you never see a
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: smell up on my face? Yes, I'm baby. How we
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: do it? That is how we do it? Stress? Is
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: that a car wreck? Car crack? Keep it thriving in
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: my ship, and it was give me a glass of milk.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I'm singing, but I love it. That was great, all right,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to stew All right, it
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay, please please
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: quickly set this. Every week our comedy ability is tested
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: in the way we prove how good we are. Put
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: five subjects on the wheel, spinning wheel were stop. We
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: got it. That's all it is. That's all it comed
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: to roulette. What you all right? Here are the five subjects.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Number one, fish grease. Number two, she wasn't that big
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: in high school. I don't appreciate that one, okay. Number
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I have
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: a little money, you know who I am? Yeah, And
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: number five, I don't know how you could eat that?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Give me that right ahead, alright ahead, already, all right,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: let's go spend the wheel. Cats come on, fish grease.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Oh h Now that I have a little money, you
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: know who I am? Let me have that. Let me
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: start when I see back in the day, my nickname
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: was fish diet nobody no fish speak the fish. You
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: was too fine to speak to fish. But now that
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: fishes on eavy hat fish? How you doing? Fish? And
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I can't remember who you are, what you got time?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I was out of my league. I was way out
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: of my league. You would drop dead fine to me,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I beg forward, won'ted it. I used to ask for
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: a day and night. You never gave me the time
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: of day. But now now got a little money. Come
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvard Morty show. You're texting me now?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I can't have it. If I want it, I don't
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: want it now. I don't want it. Yeah, any time,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: come on, joy, you know whatnot? I got a little money.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: You know who know my name? Now? Be collector? Who
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: they talking to now? But if they don't even call
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: me by my real name, that's how I know they
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: know I got money. Let's excuse me as junior and
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Junior that ain't my good name. Everybody knows that. Well,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: it's right up my alley. Nah, I got the little money. Yeah,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: you know who I am? Na. Yeah, this goes out
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: to Ike back in Cleveland and mister Albert's means yeah,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I used to call me el Kate lay Away Ken Nah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: But and I I'm buy your whole damn stone. So
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: the next time I walk in, I ain't coming in
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: law feel me. Yeah, I'm like Brydel, What are you doing?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Hey all, let me put an initial out there with
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the last name, just the initial and the last name.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You know who you are, the last name white. You
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: are so fine, Oh my god, you were fine. Did
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: not even speak to me in the hall way. I
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: walked past you. I act like a slave because I
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna look you. Now. He was that damn fine.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: But oh it is change. Nah, she's got a little money. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: he's got a little money. Cold. I'll tell you where
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.
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  Speaker 1: But now that I'm violing and I'm I'm on the show,
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  Speaker 1: Christmas party and my shot token. Y'all? All right, all right,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with Nephew Timmy's prank phone call right
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, nephew,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: what you got time for the prank phone call? Shirleytte.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: It's time to baptize some people. It's called mobile baptismal
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  Speaker 1: pool mobile baptisma. We come to you, and you could
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: be ignorant. You do come to your house and baptize.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hit it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach a mister Wilson. It's just how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: My name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh
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  Speaker 1: we we we got paid to actually come by and
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  Speaker 1: do some services to uh for for you by some
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  Speaker 1: friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call and
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  Speaker 1: see about scheduling and see what you had available, uh
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  Speaker 1: some some services. Well, y'all plan on Clesson grad which
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I do. What kind of services you had? Actually, sir,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you've got some friends that have actually spent a great
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: um we have a baptismal on wheels, Servey. And what
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: we do is we go and we um we baptize
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been it's
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  Speaker 1: a new um company, but we've we've baptized over a
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and we actually come to your home and we will
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: So we hostess here, brother Water. Brother again, I'm sorry,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't freingwater, Brother Fringwater. What you want to come
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  Speaker 1: to my house and give me a baptism in my
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: front yard? We want to baptize you right there in
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: your drive where your friends are paid for the services.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: And my friend, what a friend will pay for me
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: to get baptized? Man, I've been baptized, are already do well?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: From my understanding, sir that but then that you you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: had some some bumps and bruises and and and they
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: seem to uh to believe that you need to be
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: It's all good. But I mean things are I mean
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  Speaker 1: think that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I go to church. You know, Uh, me and the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: But for you to pull up with your pool in
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: front of my house to say you've been a baptize
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: me that that doesn't make any sense to me. Doc
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, sir, sometimes when some people are not able
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: But we can actually need no convenience. I don't need
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: no convenience. What I need convenience for you asking me
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: to come to my house on a Tuesday, so that's
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: tide me in my driveway. Does that make any sense
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: to you? Brother water? I mean, come on, if you
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: really sit back and think about it, does that make
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: any sense to you? Further? First of all, so that's
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying to
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say, the water is holy water,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: of my house. Sir, what is all that? This is?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about that don't
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: give it? Then what my prayers are telling you? Man
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that anybody which which one of my friends, don't what
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to mean you to come to my damn out. So
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm I mean and I don't do that make that
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you don't even make any sense to me. You understand
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not at any liberty to tell
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: you who actually between the liberties because of my dam house.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Can't baptize me, but you can't tell me who the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: hell I'm gonna see you, but you're not there. What
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: may call you don't even call that that makes sense
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: for you. Don come on, that doesn't make any no
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: way in the world. I'm gonna allow you to come
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and bring your phone in front of my house and
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: baptize me. Then I'm asking you ask and you you
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: suposed to be a pastor, you suposed to get baptized.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you, okay, what's a friend of mine is
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: telling you to? You know, letting you know I need
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: be done. You'll tell you how that liberty to all
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid. I'm
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: coming to a chance. I'm baptizing me them baptime. I'm
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I tell you, what did you come to my house
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: in front of my driveway? You better bring the old congregation,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: you understand. You better bring the deacons, the brothers, the
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: sisters and everybody. Ass you think how many bout ties
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: of which is a problem. This is what your friends
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: baptized and cleans it again and washed in the blood
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  Speaker 1: of the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: be cleans That's what's wrong with you, mister Wilton. What's
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: wrong with me? Now? What's wrong with two? Is called
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: in the little my horse day telling me I need
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: to be back top in front of my house. If
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I need to be backtip, don't get the only water
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I go down to the church. I don't need you
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: come in front of my house making an old circas
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: we are afraid of so white she's talking about to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: wring back after me from understanding I form my understanding.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: From my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed two Sundays already
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: this month, sund this so man, I can't go anywhere
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and get the water. I don't need you coming here
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: because you tell him I miss two damn Sundays. I'm
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: gonna miss funding two because the feu ain't coming off, Sir.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on two.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Before you will I tell you what you cutting my
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: aftern o'clock and morning. I swear on your lord, I'm
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: gonna bust you. You understand me. You would not cutting
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: my house telling me you would about to. I don't
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: give a dam who paid you. You understand I was
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: drying your award matter. Stop bringing you your teachers, anybody.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: We're gonna who brought you that, you understand. I get
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: all of this anger and all of this, these problems
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you have within you. We are going to purge your
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: body and get it out your system. I don't want
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: your pleas to me. I tell you what I tell
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you what brother, spring water, Bring water you're gonna get
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: baptized on Tuesday morning. I won't give a dam who
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: pays you, who called you bringing you? I'm gonna I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: can't kill you. I'm gonna drying y'all side. I got
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: one more thing I want to say to you. What
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: you listening to God? That matter? I'm by You ain't
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: got to say to me. I gotta go. You understand
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you ain't wrong. Little thing I want to say to you?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? Whatnot? This is nephew Tommy
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning. So you just got pranked
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check y'all something, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something boy, y'all y'all was about
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  Speaker 1: to act a fool on y'all because y'all about to
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  Speaker 1: ain't got that's better to do? Didn't sit around here
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  Speaker 1: and just with people during their day. Man, I ain't
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: never thought y'all could give me with this. They who
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the hell goes around bapties of people away? That's like
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  Speaker 1: fiddles a will. Y'all baptized people with a pool on
• 51:36
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• 51:43
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  Speaker 1: that's how you baptize somebody forget going to church now
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mumble we humbled. I didn't mumble yes, we humble.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show right now.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: It is time for the Strawberry Letter. People, And if
• 53:41
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  Speaker 1: you not? We're not? No? Because I'm tired of you
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  Speaker 1: for you here. It is the straw very subject. My
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Be quiet, Jay, Dear
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, You're not going to believe this. I'm a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: married man and my wife and I just purchased our
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: first home in a new community. To celebrate home ownership,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: my boys took me out for drinks. We ended up
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: going to a strip club and I got very drunk,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: which are two things I had not done since I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: got married. The strippers were some of the sexiest women
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I had ever seen, and we pay for our own
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: private VIP area in the club. God, so we each
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: had a dancer that catered to us all night. My
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: dancer did all kinds of freaky stuff to me. We
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: did everything except go all the way Right afterwards, when
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I sobered up, I was disappointed with myself and I
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: swore to my boys that I would never go to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: another strip club. Well, fast forward to two weeks ago.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: My wife and I noticed a moving truck next door,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: so we decided that we should go over and meet
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: our new neighbors. As soon as we started walking toward
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the house, my heart jumped into my throat. Steve. Oh,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: he singled you out, Steve. One of the strippers from
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the club was standing by the moving truck. I could
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: tell she recognized me too, but she but she, but she,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: but she played it cool. My wife introduced us because
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I couldn't say much. The stripper told my wife that
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: she is a single mom and her child's father bought
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: her the house. She told my wife that she works
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: as a dance instructor and that uh and then she
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: and my wife exchange numbers. As we turned to head
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: back to our house, the stripper neighbor smirked at me.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I was sweating bullets. My wife thinks the neighbor is
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: really cool, and it's planning to invite her to our
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: housewarming party. Now what am I supposed to do? What?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I think? I should just come clean and tell my
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: wife what happened? What do you think? Help? All right? Well, um,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: congratulations on your new house. How about that? Um? And
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: this is yeah? How about it? Yeah? All right, this
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: is somewhat of a whole mess you've gotten yourself into.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are the odds that your favorite stripper
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: who did all these freaky things to you? When you
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: were drunk with your boys at a strip club. What
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: are the odds of her moving right next door to you?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, this is unbelievable. And guess what, I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: don't trust you to know to do the right thing.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't, I don't. I don't trust
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you to know all this information and not want to
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: go over there at some point and at or at
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the very least, can you just stop sweating bullets in
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: front of her? Can you do that when she's around? Uh? Yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: because your wife is getting real cozy with her. Your
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: wife thinks she's cool. So your new neighbor, your favorite stripper,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: is going to be coming over to your house. They've
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: exchanged numbers. They're going to be perfect neighbors, you know, girlfriends.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: It looks like, So either you get yourself together, brother,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't know how you're gonna do that, because
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: she is your favorite stripper, and you remember all those
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: freaky things she did to you at the club. You
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: cannot go out again with your boys and get drunk
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: and go to the strip club. You can't do that.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: And he's right next door. She's a dance and structor, Tommy,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: That's what she told his wife. You're you're in a mess,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and um you you know, I know Steve's not gonna
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: agree with me. You're gonna have to say something. You're
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: gonna have to say something in terms of what. Yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: you have to. It's not you have to. You gotta
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: let your wife not because you can't hold it. He's
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: gonna your wife is gonna find out anyway. You can't
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: hold it. You may as well let your wife know something.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: You met her somewhere. You got to you got to
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: what Steve your turn? What? Hey, man, I don't know
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: this dude's name. Broca, you're a man. Bro Right in
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the middle of the answers, right in the middle of
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: this letter, he says Steve, Steve. He's just talking to me.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: He just says Steven Sheley. But just the first time
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Shellley my name got put first. I think he's really
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: just being cured. This letter really to me. Let me
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: handle his man. Go ahead, go ahead, and Joe stupid
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: ad open your mouth, boy, my sexy neighbor stressing me out.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You're going into the truth matters to who the truth
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: that already happened. It doesn't matter. It's time up for
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the truth now. It begins to cover up. You ain't
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: got tavern no more. Truth. Truth is, your friends want
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to celebrate your new ownership. Your boys took you out
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: for drinks. Now, instead of stopping it just drinks, you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: ended up going to a strip club. Now you ain't
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: just drinking. Now you very drunk. First of all, you
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: got to quit drinking. Listen to me, That's what my
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: brother told me. Pad Ervin said to me. He say,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: once you feel something, you should immediately stop. The rest
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: of it ain't in your blood system yet, he said,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: So if you continue to post something that Jesus the
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: rules for drinking. Once you feel anything, you should stops.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: The rest of it ain't in your blood system. And
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: if you post some moe in there, you're in trouble.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: That's the rule for drinking. So now he gotta quit.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna set this up and we're gonna go
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: to break. We ended up going to the strip club.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: I got, which are two things I've not done since
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I got married. The strippers or some of the sexiest
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: women I have ever seen. And we paid for our
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: own private VIP area in the club. That's the best
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: worsh move you can make. You got to get it private.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: But lord, I'm mercy, that's the best, worst move you
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: can make. I tell y'all love it when we come back.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: But you ain't been going to tell her damn thing.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: You don't even like strip clubs. Hell no, all right,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject of the Strawberry letter,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: my sexy neighbor is stressing me out. Right after this,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: come on with part two of your response to today's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. My sexy neighbor is stressing me out. This
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: man boys took him on them. Congratulations for buying a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: new home. Yeah. Yeah, they go out drinking. They ended
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: up in a strip club where you continue to drink.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Your answer, strong, y'all messed arounding go to the strip club,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: paid for your own private VIP area in the club.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: That's the best. That's the worst thing you can do.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: What goes on in there? Nothing? No, I'll tell you no, no, no, no,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: you won't know. Yeah, and then when I tell you
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: do you see why he can't go? Tell hum? Let
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: me tell we're going in there so everybody had a
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: dancer that catered to us all night. My dancer, the
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: one that was on him, did all kunds of freaking
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: stuff to me. Sure when he say freaking stuff to me,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: he ain't lying. We did everything except go all the way.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Do you understand me? Nobody did harub, bouncing, squeeze, bite fighting.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: That's all that's going down in there. We did everything
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: except to go to all the way. Now, right afterwards,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: when I sobered up, I was disappointed in myself and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I swore to my boys I would never go to
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: another strip club. That's the good in him. He came back.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: But the shirt he woke to the strip club, he
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: can't wear that one home. He had to stop by
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: the boys house and get a clean shirt because that
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: shirt trifle. She's been sliding all up and down on it.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: He got the glitter on it, just the shirt. Yeah,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: you gotta get to them shirts off them. Pants. You
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: had to burn them. Them is in the trash. Can
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: something tim damn pants got been burnt? Boy? Let me
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Fast forward two weeks ago, my wife
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: and I noticed a moving truck next door. We decided
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: we go over and meet our new neighbors. Soon as
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: we started walking towards the house, my heart jumped up
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: in my throat. Steve, one of the strippers from the club,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: was standing by the moving truck. I be damn ill hem.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: No I could tell them. She recognized me too, but
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: she played it cool. My wife introduced us because I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't say much. You was froze. You were stuck. The
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: stripper told my wife she's a single mom and her
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: child's father bought her the house. Strippers got plenty of money.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: She could be though. The father probably bought her the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: house helped her. But stripper got money. Dance instructor. Now, hey,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: turn your mica off. But y'all eating in the damn
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: mica all out here is nuts. She no, I don't
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: go good with this att Yeah, I could tell her.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: She introduced me. She recognized me too, She played it off.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Mike couldn't say nothing. She said she's a single mom
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: and her child father bought her the house. She told
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: my wife that she works as a dance instructor, which
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: she does. She dances and she instructs men to put
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: money in her phone. She is true, your dance instructor.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: And then she and my wife exchange number. Now you're
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: sitting there, gone, but what is huh seat. As we
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: turned the head back to our house, the stripper neighbor
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: smirked at me. I was sweating bullets. My wife thinks
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: the neighbor is really cool and it's planning to invite
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: her to our housewoman, Oh she coming? Oh the stripper coming.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Because strippers don't get invited to house water or she comes.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Strippers don't get it. Strippers never get to go to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: family events. Strippers down, Strippers don't turn down even back
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: yard barbecue. Strippers in there going to plays to watch
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: your baby if it ain't on strip night, stripper going
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: never be in the funnel with the outfit on that
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: damn this stage? Ready? Now what am I supposed to do?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I think I should just come clean and tell my
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: wife what happened. What do you think? Son? Let me
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. Don't you take this information because
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I got to talk to him, like, keep my son, son.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Don't you take this information in your house that is
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: not in your house. You don't take bad news into
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: the house. That's nothing good can come of this conversation.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: It's all bad. Your neighbor not now You can't ever
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: look over there. You came back your car out and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: pointed in that direction. You can't wave, your kids, can't
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: play with her kids nothing. Matter of fact, you must
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: develop a hate for her, because your wife is gonna
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: hate her if you go in here and tell her. Now,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: what strippers don't do is telle married women they strippers exactly.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: She's a dance instructor. She gonna be cool. She know
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: always you as long as you don't go back down
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: to that strip club, you cool. Do not go in
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: here and tell your wife this ignorant ass information like
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Shirley has suggested, the dumbest damn thing you can do.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna be able to hold it. His wife
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: is gonna find out anywhere how how Sirley, because he's
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: sweating like bullets just meet just seeing her and it's
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: just let and you don't think His wife say, baby,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: why are you sweating because I'm hot in the winter.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: What she can't find out is that this woman been
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: sliding him down his shirt and grinding on him and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: doing bounce lap dances. Bouncing. It's time to go, but
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: can we just carry this on? I have a few
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: more questions for you because I mean, we're doing this
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: from a male female perspective and a female perspective. Don't
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: count him. Oh I think it does. She's his wife.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it from a player perspective. We'll be
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: back with part three of today's Strawberry Letter right after this.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, okay, Steve, Uh listen? So why do
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: you why? I mean, he has to be honest. At
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: some point we're talking about today's Strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A married
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: man wrote, And he and his wife just purchased a
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: new home in a new community. He and his boys
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: went out to celebrate. They went to a strip club.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: The husband got very, very very drunk. He bought a
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: private room at the strip club with one stripper in particular,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: who did all sorts of freaky things to him, he said,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: And when he sobered up, he realized that he was
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: very disappointed with himself, and he swore to his boys
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: that he would never go to another strip club. Fast
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: forward to two weeks ago, when a new neighbor moved
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: in next to him, and who would think that it
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: would be the stripper? But it was it was the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: same stripper that was doing all these freaky things to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: him in the club. So he and his wife went
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: over to introduce themselves to the stripper, but he couldn't
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: even say anything because he was so nervous and sweating.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: And so I think, you know, I don't think he's
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: going to be able to hold it. I just don't.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to give himself away at some point.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm saying he may as well come clean with
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: his wife and maybe not tell her all the details,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: but tell her something. And so, so, Steve, you disagree
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: with that. We surely what could you possibly say that
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: would be okay? Be? Yeah, and he talked to you
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: for me, Okay, honey, let's talk. When we first moved
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: in here, my boys took me out. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: you guys went out to celebrate. Huh. Yeah we went
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: to a strip club. Oh you did? Oh a strip club? Hello,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: right there? Right? Oh? A strip Wait? Wait, what what
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: do you mean? A strip club? Strip club? Went a
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: strip club? Okay, so you and your boys went just
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: to celebrate. Some wives are okay with it? Yeah, So
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you guys went to a strip club and what happened.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sure nothing happened. So okay, what else happened? What else?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: You know? We were just up in there at the
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: strip club, you know we we was just in a
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: strip club drinking and stuff. Yeah it was crazy. Well yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it was crazy because and did you drink?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Because you know how you are when you drink. Surely
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what wife you're portraying. Some blods go
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: to strip clubs with their husbands. Okay, I didn't say
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't say me, and that still doesn't go either.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: But I didn't say me. Hold on, Carlin, yes you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: played a wife because well no, I'm not mad. It's
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: just you're not being You're not what what not? Not
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: very many? That's rare. You've been watching Instagram and you
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: wrap videos out of touch? Go ahead ahead, I'm out
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: of touch. Yeah, hey baby, Hey, hey, I just wanted
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about something. What's up? Hey? You
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: remember a couple of weeks ago when we was when
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: we moved in and Fellas came by to celebrate with
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: me and took me out. Uh huh. Well, well, you know,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: we went out to have some drinks and we ended
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: up at a strip club. Okay, Okay, So y'all went
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: to a strip club. So why are you bringing it up? Though? Well,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: see I'm listening. Okay, hold hold on, I'm gonna have
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: another hood. You fired yourself. Well it's nothing, that's it's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: nothing to go off about. Yeah, you haven't said anything.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: You gotta keep going, okay, okay. And so so we
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: went to your strip club. Okay, I'm just letting you
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: know it. You know, it was it was it was
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: you know, it was wild up. I was wilding a
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: strip club. Okay, So how how wild did it get?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Were you involved in the wildness where? Well, you know,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: the fellas got got the VIP room? Oh ya got
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: a VP at the strip club? Yeah, what they did?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I would just I was in there with him. Yeah,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: So what happens in the VIP room? How important were you?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: You know? I mean it's it's the VIP is very
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: important people. So I'm asking about you in particular, though,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: How important were well they pay you individual attention and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: so how much attention did you get? Mister VP? I
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: had my own stripper, You had your own stripper, and
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: never what it is now, I'm just trying to tell
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: it to you now, you want him to say, no,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I said, don't tell him everything. You heard me say that.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Go on, go on, where are y'all gonna let the
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: conversation go at out to a strip club? Okay, thank you, Carlin,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Now let me show y'all how
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: they really go. Okay, baby, yeah, yeah, I want to
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: talk to you for a minute. Okay, go ahead, right.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: You a couple of weeks ago when the fellas took
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: me out, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We ended up going
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: to a strip club, went to Oh that's irrelevant, magic
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: strippers like naked strippers. You up in the strip club? Yeah? Magic?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: What what you're doing gonna up in strip club? Well,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: we went out there to celebrating. I'm not to know
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: we Why was you in there? Man? Damn baby? All
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: the fellas went you know, I was with him. All
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the fellas jump off the bridge. You gotta jump out
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: the bridge too. Here his wife flash, mama, come on, yeah,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: come on, yeah, you know I was with him, So
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I just went on up in there. I'm just letting
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, you was in the strip club doing
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: what doing they're doing? You know, just in there? You know,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know I wasn't chicken wings. I got fried brock.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: You go all the way to strip club just get
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: chicken wing. Really, you pass the chicken place to go
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: in there with a naked that to get chicken wing.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I'm booble the food. Now, the chicken wings and a
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: strip club so damn good they are no baby, but baby, baby, baby,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: you ought to go with me sometimes just to get
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: I got chicken wings and freezing. I got chicken wings.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to this is what I'm what I'm
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. Reason the vip ron mhmm. And
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: the stripper that was my VP escort. You had your
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: own stripper, Yeah, I have my own damn oh so
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: damn The chicken awain't not now you you told me
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: when they get chicken awain stepid fat. We're some mo.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy New Year.
• 1:15:38
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• 1:15:41
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• 1:15:44
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• 1:15:48
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• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: you soon. All right. For some reason we cannot get
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: off today's strawberry letter. We're already into part four because
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: is my sexy neighbor is stressing me out? A married
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: man and his wife just purchased a new house. The
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: married man's boys took him out to celebrate, where they
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: take him, of course, to a strip club. The husband
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: ends up in a private room with this one particular
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: stripper doing all kinds of freaky things to him. All right,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: He he sobers up, realizes that he was he was
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: upset with himself for doing this, and he told his
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: boys that he would never get drunk again. So fast
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: forward to two weeks ago. Uh, this new community has
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: a new neighbor. Turns out it's the stripper from the
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: strip club, the new neighbor. Here we go with part
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: four of the husband's husband and wife's conversation. I said
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: he should tell some things because he can't hold it
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: and he's not gonna be able to um keep it
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: where it is. And so baby, okay, all right, okay,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: So you and that you eating chickens and chicken wings
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: is so good in the strip club went in freezing.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: You didn't never ask me about no damn chicken away
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna go down there with the strip ahead,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: finish a little story about how you going to neckt
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: club and get chicken wings. Well, you know we was
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: in the VIP room m hm. And you know I'm
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: just trying to tell you let me sit down because
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I'm standing so I need to sit down and here this. Yeah,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: why is he telling you all that's too much? Shirley?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: How is that too much? When y'all ain't gonna leave
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: it that I went to the strip club? Not too much?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Not too much? Can't tell her everything too much? Now
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't. Y'all gonna ask until you get everything. You
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: can't leave it at Shirley is basically saying that he
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: needs to go in there and said, your girl, that's
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: the neighbor when I went to the strip club. Okay,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: that's what you're saying. Something baby, Remember that night we
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: went out? Yeah, and uh me and the felt we
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: went to a strip club. One of the strippers that's
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: in the club. That's how has moved across the street. Well,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: why you didn't say you knew the lady when we
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: went over there. Now I'm over in the house. We
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: we was over there together. You didn't say. Now you
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: act like you didn't know the damn lady y'all winking
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: and blinking and and and and writing it down. I
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: don't know. You don't know. You said that the lady
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: from the strip club. That's what you told me. She
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: was one of the strippers at the strip club. Does
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: she know? You don't? I don't know you know? Huh yeah,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just told how come we didn't say that over there?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Why we got to get back? Why you don't want
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: her to know? I'm your wife? I'm bad, baby. I
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: mean we went over there together. Yeah, you're my wife.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: But when she told you she was dancing, was giving
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: me the own number, Why you didn't say, oh, I
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: got it from the club. Why you didn't say that?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Why I ain't got a number from the club. Oh
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: you just know you didn't get a number? No him, No,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: why would I get a stripper? You'll go to the
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: stripper club just to get chicken? Way she bumping and grinding, y'all,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: blinking and winking and everything. And now she go over
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: there and introduced herself to me. That made me look stupid. No,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I'm looking stupid, stepping No my husband, but damn baby,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't I high. No was hut when you walked
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: over that pup y'all you knew that you the woman.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: You could have said something there, but you don't open
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: your mouth. I walk all the way back off it.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: What's stripping? Name? Because? But what's the stripper's name? Glad up?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: He don't know name? How much money you spend? If
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: you hammy, you can hit me how much money? It
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: wasn't that much? You know, you know your neighbor. You
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: know the Fellers paid for everything because they were celebrating.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know picking number out there, I don't know
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: what it calls. Baby, you know VIP room, you know strippers?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You'll have no. I was about five
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: six hundred. You Lord Jesus, Father, God, Lord Jesus, can
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: we just bumped this house? Lord God give me the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: God we go the Lord, God Jesus, give me strip Father,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: things in your name about this Jesus, it wasn't your
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: six hundred. You know how that hurts my spirit? Steve,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Why don't you know how to You're standing over there
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: with a strip of talking to the strip of you know,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: and you don't get a strip of five hundred dollars
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: to help my move in. And know what she's gonna
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: do with the money. I didn't. It's gonna move in
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  Speaker 1: a brand new damn card. That's your man, that's our money. No, baby,
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  Speaker 1: you can't buy no car, No five hundred dollars. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go toward it and go toward it and go
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  Speaker 1: toward toward toward it. Can I say something, Chris? You
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  Speaker 1: know what I've learned this whole situation which y'all just
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: kept going and kept going shirley. It didn't even have
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  Speaker 1: to get that d No, you had to say, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you nothing. Just as a woman. This girl
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  Speaker 1: that's the neighbor. I saw her at the strip club.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just letting you know you might not want
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  Speaker 1: to be chit chatting it up with your girl and
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  Speaker 1: he over there because they're guilty and they start acting stupid.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Cut this woman yard every Wednesday. See that's guilt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: far for show. Bring it up. It's just a lie.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got to know? Donna say nothing. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: he can't play at all, he does, we can't lay.
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  Speaker 1: What's the best way? The best way? He just said,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: you're not listening. I understand women are better. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: over there, the kids cannot go over there because the
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  Speaker 1: first day kid, I know your daddy when you tell
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  Speaker 1: your if you come home with that, and what if
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  Speaker 1: the stripper says something, then you really say none of
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  Speaker 1: you go with every winds into a neighborhood. The family
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  Speaker 1: people that didn't want to tell the women she is stripper,
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  Speaker 1: she's a dance instruct well, it depends on how the
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  Speaker 1: husband is at I don't think she's gonna say anything.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like it's the husband's job to give
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  Speaker 1: his wife a heads up about not being buddy chums
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  Speaker 1: with the old girls had lap dance. If she is
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: crazy enough to say something, you have already told your wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's my best junior voice. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the strawberry letter that keeps on giving. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it really is. Subject. My sexy neighbor is stressing me
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  Speaker 1: out right there because he don't know how to feel
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: that handle the truth. You're going to get busted. He
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: can't handle it. That's all So a married man I
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: feel like, I mean, yeah, this is what this trapped
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: in the closet. Part five. Married man wrote us he
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: and his wife just purchased a new house in the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: new community. He and his boys were his boys were
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: before him, so they all went out to a strip club.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: He got drunk, very drunk, ended up buying a private
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: room in the strip club with this one particular stripper
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: who did all kinds of freaky things to him. He
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: sobered up and realized that he was mad at himself,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: and he told his boys he would never get that
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: drunk again. Fast forward two weeks ago. I told you
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: it's a new community. So a new neighbor moved in
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: right next door to them, and it turns out it's
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: the stripper who was at the club doing all kinds
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: of freaky things to him. Okay, anyway, So he and
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: his wife went over to introduce themselves to the new stripper,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I mean to the new neighbor who told his wife
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: she was a dancing structor, and he was all nervous
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: and he just doesn't know what to do. I said,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: before anything goes any further out of hand, tell his
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: wife something. Steve says, absolutely no. Part five. Here we go.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Now he had to part with. A lady is upset
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: talking to her husband. Now, I'm gonna show you how
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  Speaker 1: how to get out of this. You over there talking
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: to a stripper that you know that you knew, you
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: knew before you went over there. I'm standing on the exchange. Yeah, baby,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know her. You don't know at all, not
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: at all that she hadn't told you she met me
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: at a strip club. I don't remember her at all.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: We was at the strip club. But I don't know her.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Just friends, just friends. No, no, no, we ain't friends.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know her. You didn't recognize it when you
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: went over there. It's dog in there. I'm stay in there.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: But you remember the five hundred dollars. You remember that.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: I remember the five hundred dollar because you asked me
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: about how much of day spending. It wasn't now money.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: The fellas treated me because it was celebrating me getting
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: a house. Over here, your money not a dollar mine.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: I still got all mine in the wallet. I left
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: here with two fifty. Go go look. I'm gonna say this,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm only say this one time. I bet that
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: catch you even looking over there. Oh I probably won't.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: I bet that catch you looking but probably Why would
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I look over that when I got anything I want.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you that we cool. If I catch
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: you looking over there, I'm not gonna look over that.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know this one. You might get hit by
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: a car because you ain't gonna even look that way.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Claud's coming. I just be hit by the carm you
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: pull out, You just look the other way and keep driving.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Let me catch you looking over that. Let me see it.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Look at me when I'm done? Why would I glance?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: How did I glance? Baby? I told you I don't
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: even remember the woman she told me about. She remembered me.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: I don't remember her. I just I said what I
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: had said. You said what you had said. I'm leaving
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: it that. I'm done when you do with it, So
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be looking over there no more? Right,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: we got that. I ain't looked over there yet. All right, okay,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: slip up and look, y'all need to move move around
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: the corner here. You know they can't move alright. I
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: don't know if we're coming back with a part six,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: but anyway, this is the longest Strawberry letter ever and
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: it was a good one too. Today my sexy neighbor
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: is stressing me out. We will be back with more
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Show. All right, here we go. We are back.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: We cannot seem to get off this letter. We thought
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: it was over, but here we are again. Podcast. We
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: are very decisively divided this show between off the air y'all.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: The debate is raging every woman. Monica Shelley holla insists
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: that it's best that this man tell her the truth
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: so she don't get blind side. All of us are
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: convinced that to ain't bad news into your house is
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: the dumbest mistake you can make. Well, when she found out, well,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: when she found out, we'll deal with it. And yeah,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: you all just don't want to deal with the questions
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: and all of that that you think is going to happen.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: That's and I say that he has to tell her
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: because the wife exchange phone numbers with her. That's why.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tell her to do that? But it's done though,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna have and they're gonna have a housewarming
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: party that she's going to invite the stripper neighbor too.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: So what okay dealing with You don't know that the
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: stripper already smirked at him when they were leaving. Wife,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: that she's gonna she's, yeah, she's gonna see something. Why
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: are we missing the blessing that she got a big,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: beautiful move next dough? Why are we avoiding this? Why
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: are we not embracing it? I don't we the fence
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  Speaker 1: that divides I back y'alls Villa Villa gate, Right, there
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: be to walk back and forth. Why are we missing
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: out on this? Y'all? Y'all amazed me. When a blessing comes,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: you don't see it, your turn on the way, you
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: run go towards it. When they switched them numbers, go
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: over that at midnight, listen, she can't find out body
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: meaning your descript club night? Cool? All right, I'm not listen.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back here on Wednesdays. Tighten up everything
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: around everything you need him? All right, I'm gonna put
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: that little ole gate over here on this fence. We
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: gotta go in and out this gate. That's how we're
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: gonna work this back. But I don't want nothing else
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: going on. You can't be running run the street with her.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: You're a dead man, yeah, healthful in your sleep. You
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: must think your wife is just stupid, he said, twelve
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: o'clock at night. And want me when your wife asked
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: you what the gate is? Fat? What she's not been
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: to see? That gate doesn't hardaway gate? That gate I'm
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: gonna put up there lasers. What it ain't no hand,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: it's not ticket. Wow. So so you cutting neighbor was y'all, Yeah,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: she's gonna really now, Yeah, I can I'm gonna cut
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: more than one neighbor. I guess I need to do that.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: You're gonna end up cutting that whole blot for free, Dave.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: You're awfully quiet right now, nothing, he says, Right now.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: We just agree to disagree you. Yeah, we agree to
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: disagree show. Yeah, we all have different opinions, which which
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: is what the audience had? Yeah, on social media, you know,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: all the guys are gonna say, don't tell. All the
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: women are good to say tell pretty much. Yeah, don't
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: say nothing. You cut your tongue at That's what I do.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: All right, We will be back, No, not with part seven.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: I think I think we're done. Now. We're coming back
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: with Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after the hour.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve. Our closing remarks are back as well.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: What you have for us? Here we go. Here's a suggestion.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Here's what I came up with for today, A suggestion
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  Speaker 1: or something I've learned that has helped me out dramatically
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  Speaker 1: in accomplishing my goals and attaining my dreams. I still
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: have things I'm after, still have goals that I've not
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: yet met in dreams that I haven't seen come true yet.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: But I'm working on them and I know they will.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: And I know they will because I have mastered one
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: technique of how to do it. I'm gonna share it
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  Speaker 1: with you right now. If you are wanting something from God,
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  Speaker 1: this is just for spiritual people. If you're not a
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: spiritual person, you can go and do what you want
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: to do right now. Only this is for people who
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: believe in God. When I want something for God, when
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a certain goal or fulfill a
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: dream or attain something, I never go about it without
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: his help. You know. The things that I do on
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: my own, I'm just doing them, you know, Like you know,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: I don't simple stuff, you know, like make sure I
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: got water in my office so I can drink enough.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Now I don't, I can do that right. But let's
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: say I have an aspiration or dream that's pretty big
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: as our most of mine, and as should yours be.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: You should dream as big as you possibly can. You
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: should let your imagination should lead you into the life
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: that God has for you. Not. A way to do
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: that is to first of all, ask, because the scripture
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: says you have not because you ask not, And then
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: you have to believe. You have to have faith that
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: God can do anything but fail. The third thing you
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: need is a work ethic, an unrelenting work ethic. There's
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: a scripture that says faith without works is dead. So
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: after you ask for this incredible dream or vision or
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: goal that you have and you put the faith in it,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: the belief, you got to work because faith without works
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: is dead. Okay, cool? Now, the best way to accomplish
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: your dreams and gifts, First of all, you should tie
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: it to your I mean your goals and gifts. Your
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: goals and dreams you have to tie to your gift.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Everything should be tied to your gift. Now, if you
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: want an airplane or goals special trips, has nothing to
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: do with your gift. But the route that you're gonna
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: get to this goal and to this dream has to
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: be tied to your gift. Okay. Now, once you do
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: that and you ask God for something that's impossible, be
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: careful who you share it with because sharing things from
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: your imagination is not always in your best interests. Because
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: your imagination is yours and yours alone. Other people can't
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: see it, They don't see no way how. They just
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: start shooting it down but when you do ask God
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: for this incredible thing, listen to me, the how to
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: is none of your business. Let me repeat that. When
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: you ask God for your visions, your goals, your dreams,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: your aspirations, and you believe He'll do it, and you're
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: willing to work as hard as you can to accomplish,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: that's all that's required of you. The how to is
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: none of your business. Get out of the way. The
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: reason there is no scripture that tells us as people
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: to figure it out is because if you're asking God
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: for something so big, you gotta leave it up to him.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: You gotta let him handle it. The how to is
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: not any of your business. The how too is not
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: up to you. It's up to your faith and your
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: belief in a higher power. Stop tripping on the how too.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: It ain't your business. The reason the how to is
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: not up to you I have found in my life
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: is for this reason right here, because my ways and
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: my understanding is not enough to get me to where
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: I want to go. Be entertained to where I want
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: to go be have entertained. My ways and my understanding
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: is not enough because I'm asking God for something so
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: huge that I don't know how to get it, but
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: I know that he does. You can't even fathom his ways.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: You can quit tripping, you can save yourself a lot
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: of time. You can't google his ways. You don't know
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: the route he's gonna take. You don't know how he's
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: gonna touch certain people's hearts along the way. You don't
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: know how he gonna move people into position to get
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: you exactly what you need, when you need it, and
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: how you need it. You have no idea what God
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: is going to do and how he's going to do it.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: So why trouble yourself with the how too? Because it
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: ain't your business. The how too is not up to you.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: And the reason is not up to you is because
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: when you ask for something so great that you absolutely
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: have to have God's help to get it, your ways
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: and understanding is not enough. You won't be able to
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: accomplish it because you can't even fathom his ways. You
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: have no idea how He's going to go about it.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: You're clueless. You can't move the pieces the way God can.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: You can't do it man. As a matter of fact,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: if you try, you're all in the way. Now you're
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: gonna mess it up. You are now blocking the blessing
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: with concerning yourself with the how to. The how to
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: is none of your business. You have to ask, believe,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: and be willing to work your tail all. That's how
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: you accomplish it in life, and how to ain't your business.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. You'll have a great weekend
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