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Things You Might Hear, Team Losing Excuses, Ask Steve, MTH, Phrases To Avoid At Thanksgiving, Drive Thru Workers, Comedy Roulette, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: move like the moking buck bus things. And it's me
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  Speaker 1: true good of Steve har listening to movie together for
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  Speaker 1: ste bar Please Bobby, I don't joy by join me
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  Speaker 1: to be doing me. Have you gotta turning, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out, got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your baby
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  Speaker 1: at it? Huh? I show well a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll do took on me what I said, But I
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  Speaker 1: do like I say always. It just is a constant
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  Speaker 1: reminder of how good God has been, of all the
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  Speaker 1: things he's brought me through, all the challenges he's allowed
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  Speaker 1: me to overcome, all the times he's forgiven me, all
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  Speaker 1: the times he's allowed me to get it all wrong
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  Speaker 1: and turn around and get it right. And I still
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of challenges in front of me, still
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of changes I probably need to make.
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  Speaker 1: So my question to you is what's stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: having the life that you want? What's stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: having the life that you want? I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: a person that doesn't want a good life for themselves
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  Speaker 1: or for their families. Now, I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people who have been beaten down by the process, who
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  Speaker 1: because of some mistakes and some setbacks, some mishaps, a
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  Speaker 1: set of circumstances, sometimes just life just deals them a
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  Speaker 1: hand of cards and they just figure it's all defeat.
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  Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who have given up
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  Speaker 1: on achieving the life of their dreams, but I know
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  Speaker 1: they'd still want them if they could get to them,
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  Speaker 1: but they just allowed to settle for so many reasons.
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  Speaker 1: So who I'm talking to is you today? What's really
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  Speaker 1: stopping you from having the life that you want? What's
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  Speaker 1: really at the core of stopping you? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Is it your friends or your associates. Is it the
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  Speaker 1: fear of what you think somebody else will think of
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  Speaker 1: you if you decide to change. Is it what I
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  Speaker 1: used to call the car all of the while? Is
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  Speaker 1: it the fact that you keep thinking that the thing
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  Speaker 1: that you're doing that's providing you these momentary moments of
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  Speaker 1: pleasure that really ain't really good or healthy for you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to stop doing that because you've got
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit more something else you want to do.
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  Speaker 1: I call that the call at a while. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just out there. Them streets is calling you, Them
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  Speaker 1: lights is calling you. You know, them girls is calling you.
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  Speaker 1: Them guys that's on the wrong side, keep calling you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't seem to make a decision by the right guy.
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  Speaker 1: You keep picking the wrong guy all the time. What
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  Speaker 1: is it that's stopping you from having the life that
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  Speaker 1: you really want to have? So whatever the reason you're choosing,
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  Speaker 1: that's the reason that's stopping you from having the life
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  Speaker 1: that you want to have. It's no good because at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, here's the real deal. See,
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  Speaker 1: God is available, and God is available for all of us,
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  Speaker 1: and God has a plan for all of us, and
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  Speaker 1: God wants very best for all of us. That's the
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  Speaker 1: truth of the matter. So now what we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: to get started having that life? First of all, if
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  Speaker 1: it's your friends, I want you to understand something. Your
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  Speaker 1: friends can't save you. A lot of your friends offer
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  Speaker 1: no real help for you. Most of your friends don't
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  Speaker 1: have the answer themselves. I mean, it's just a wide
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  Speaker 1: range of reasons and misery love company. So usually when
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  Speaker 1: your friends are in a bad position, they kind of
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  Speaker 1: like company in that bad position. Your friends ain't going
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  Speaker 1: to church, You're gonna be their friend. They don't really
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  Speaker 1: want you to go to church. You know your friends
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  Speaker 1: don't pray, so why would they offer up prayer as
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  Speaker 1: a solution to you. You know, your friends don't really
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  Speaker 1: really get the fact that if you treat people better,
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  Speaker 1: people would treat you better. So what's that? So your
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  Speaker 1: friends are a lot of times the reasons, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the peer pressure of what and then the thought in
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  Speaker 1: your mind of what they're gonna think once they find
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  Speaker 1: out I don't do what they do anymore. Who cares
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  Speaker 1: what they think other than you? I mean, really, you
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  Speaker 1: can't let what somebody thinks if you stop you from
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  Speaker 1: having the best life you wanted to have. If I
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  Speaker 1: went by that theory right there, I wouldn't I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even be on this mic this morning. I would have
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  Speaker 1: never become a stand up I would had I listened
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  Speaker 1: to the people around me who clearly told me when
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  Speaker 1: I quit my job to pursue this, boy, don't you
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  Speaker 1: quit your job? You got a family, Boy, don't you
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  Speaker 1: do this. You ain't got no bid dad, ain't ain't
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  Speaker 1: no security in that. Get yourself a job, Go down
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  Speaker 1: here and whet your brother go to work over here.
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  Speaker 1: I heard all of that. I didn't let that stop
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  Speaker 1: me from pursuing this. Why would you allow that to
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  Speaker 1: stop you from pursuing your relationship with God so you
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  Speaker 1: can have the best life you could possibly have. You
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  Speaker 1: gang bang because they've convinced you to do. This is
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  Speaker 1: the family situation and love that you don't have, and
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  Speaker 1: they've convinced you that this is your only way, your
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  Speaker 1: only source of getting over And then you drum up
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  Speaker 1: these ignorant reasons man for staying with it. But they
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  Speaker 1: sound so good when you're listening to everybody else you're
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by telling you why we gang banging, why we're
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  Speaker 1: holding this blockdown, why we slanging this thing here right here,
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  Speaker 1: why we're letting it go like this here. You keep
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  Speaker 1: listening to them when all in your heart of hearts
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  Speaker 1: you know this ain't right, You already know, but you
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  Speaker 1: allow that form of the call of the wile that
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  Speaker 1: wanting to be accepted by a group of people who
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  Speaker 1: trying to get you to accept the way. So you
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  Speaker 1: can further they progress to even prove that you worthy
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  Speaker 1: to be around them, you got to commit some type
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  Speaker 1: of crime to even prove that you're worthy to be
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  Speaker 1: around them. Then when you get busted on the crime,
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  Speaker 1: what happens to that where you're familyad Now they don't
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  Speaker 1: come down there to see you because guess what, they
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  Speaker 1: can't turn in their idea to death at a law
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  Speaker 1: enforcements center. So now your homies can't come visit you.
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  Speaker 1: And then you know your family back out here, they
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  Speaker 1: ain't taking care of your family because it's all about them.
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  Speaker 1: Then you learn that what is it that stopping you
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  Speaker 1: from having a life that you always wanted to have?
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  Speaker 1: What is it? Why are you a repeat offender? Why
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  Speaker 1: do you keep checking yourself back into that institution? Why? Man,
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  Speaker 1: why won't you get it together? Why won't you give
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  Speaker 1: God a try? Why won't you disassociate yourself? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you continue to be a part of a revolving door
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  Speaker 1: system and becoming the farm system for these institutions that
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing for you? But you keep going back
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  Speaker 1: in there, and then every time you go in there,
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  Speaker 1: and then your little homies or your gang banging, little
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  Speaker 1: little silly little friends try to make you think that's
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  Speaker 1: a badge of honor. They ain't no badge of honor. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's one mode. What's one most scratch on that record?
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  Speaker 1: That's one more. That's one more nail in that coffin.
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  Speaker 1: That's one step closer to that third strike where you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna ever get out. It's one step closer to
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  Speaker 1: that graveyard. You keep on. Why would you not give
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  Speaker 1: God a try? Why would you not go and see
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  Speaker 1: what your life could really be? What is it that's
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  Speaker 1: stopping you? What is it? Because see, I got news
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  Speaker 1: for you. There's nothing like waking up free. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care who you are. There's nothing like waking up with
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  Speaker 1: the joy in your heart. Now, if you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be free, get the joy in your heart, the satisfaction
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  Speaker 1: of knowing that you accomplishing something with your life. Help
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  Speaker 1: somebody behind them bars, get in the program. Show these
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  Speaker 1: young cats when they come in a better way. But
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  Speaker 1: don't you dare sit there man and just ride it out,
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  Speaker 1: and man, just go and get the fullest life that
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  Speaker 1: you can have. What you know what it feels like
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  Speaker 1: to wake up and be on your way somewhere knowing
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  Speaker 1: that you have something to accomplish, that you can change somebody,
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  Speaker 1: that you can stop somebody from going down the roads
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  Speaker 1: you went down. It's a whole lot of ways to
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  Speaker 1: make your life better. But why would you not go
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  Speaker 1: and have the best life you can have? What is
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  Speaker 1: it that's stopping you? What is it really really? So
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  Speaker 1: you think that Satan really has your best interests at heart?
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  Speaker 1: That Dela thing your mama kept telling you about praying,
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't listening, it was you. But you know, it
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever too late to get back to that. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever too late to get back to where you're from.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't ever too late go back home. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever too late to turn around. It ain't ever too
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  Speaker 1: late to get your life together. It ain't ever too
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  Speaker 1: late to seek God, And it ain't ever too late
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  Speaker 1: to pray. Don't forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray,
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  Speaker 1: and don't be too proud to pray. Because prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer change people too. I'm a witness to that, Ladies, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls. This to Steve Harvey Morning Show. This
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  Speaker 1: is radio unlike any other. This is not planned, rehearsed
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  Speaker 1: and oftentimes not even wanted this real radio. What y'all
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  Speaker 1: doing today? So Shirley, Hey, Steven, how are you? I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty good calling? Good morning? What's up? Crude? It's up?
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  Speaker 1: Junior morning? Uh food was happy with you after the
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  Speaker 1: morning after. You know what you've been bought lately? Let
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  Speaker 1: me hear something nothing really really well and junior body
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  Speaker 1: thing lately? Yeah, un I bought a few suits you yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it used to be one I'm in. Then give me
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  Speaker 1: that one and that one yeah too? Yeah, yeah, at
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  Speaker 1: one for Friday and fan Come on, boy, come up
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  Speaker 1: and out. I can't tell you what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get next though, what's that it's going to be interesting
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  Speaker 1: to us and our audience? Or just you got no,
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  Speaker 1: this is real helicopter? Yeah? What right? And just land
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  Speaker 1: where I want to land? You know, skip all the traffic. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, go ahead, how much?
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  Speaker 1: How much you got for this helicopter? Well, that's just
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  Speaker 1: you know what type you want? Well, I've been looking. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's the number on it? You know? You know numbers
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  Speaker 1: on helicopters the same way you know I'm on on plane? No, okay, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't Okay, how much wasn't Let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: that two point three me. That sounds reason, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: sounds reason. But what I'm trying to figure out is,
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  Speaker 1: come on, come on, boy, come on, say what is
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do? We're damn near two and a half
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  Speaker 1: million dollar helicopter? Where are you going? See where you
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  Speaker 1: got to go? Require more than that? Okay, well, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this hill Houston, La a helicopter. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: you know what A many times you got to land
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  Speaker 1: to gas up? We'll see. That's what I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about the game, but it first
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  Speaker 1: though I am bolded, I haven't bought it. I'm but Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: where would you keep the helicopter? Thank you? In my backyard?
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  Speaker 1: Just where my backyard? How are you gonna land a
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  Speaker 1: helicopter in your backyard with your wives back down? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Man hour, why you stay out in the country. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: ain't got in ground cable. Your stuff is on poles.
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  Speaker 1: And why all that money and all these drones playing around?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so you're saying that's a problem. I'm saying it's
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  Speaker 1: a problem. You just right there on the h oh
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  Speaker 1: and you don't know what the fault doing. What is this?
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  Speaker 1: How about here right here helicopter when we come back,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show? All right, Jay, Now explain this. This
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  Speaker 1: is holiday phrases at the Christmas Holiday phrases at the
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  Speaker 1: Christmas party. Well, I'm gonna go to these Christmas parties
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  Speaker 1: inside the friends house, our relatives house, and these are
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  Speaker 1: some phrases you here. What we're gonna do is make
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  Speaker 1: the setting. We're gonna play some music for you're in
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  Speaker 1: a real Christmas party. And these are some of the
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  Speaker 1: phrases that you're here at your average black or family
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  Speaker 1: Christmas party. Key word black. I heard that? All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go and now we take you to every
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  Speaker 1: holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds of a
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  Speaker 1: black Christmas party. I don't know who everybody. It'll have
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  Speaker 1: been my Hey, can I can I get some of
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  Speaker 1: y'all to help me put an earl in the coffee?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody just well, I'd like to laugh too. So what
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  Speaker 1: did she say? That was so fun? Anybody seen my purse?
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  Speaker 1: It was right there on the kitchen table, right there.
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  Speaker 1: I put it right there. Hey, y'all, y'all can't be
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  Speaker 1: in my mama house and y'all out of toilet paper.
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  Speaker 1: Where y'all keep the plums. I'm gonna need that plunge
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  Speaker 1: your man. Hold up, y'all, don't go in there. So
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  Speaker 1: what so what the girl like girl? What they got
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  Speaker 1: to do with you? But you ain't saying no, we
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  Speaker 1: can take all this outside. Oh yeah, right now, that's
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  Speaker 1: real like that. I love y'alling all, which I need
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  Speaker 1: to stay out of my bedroom right there. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: real hair. Hey, look, if I was young, I'll stay
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  Speaker 1: out there. Bad foot were about you for a five No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're no, I ain't know it was the heel made
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  Speaker 1: this egge. That's why I told y'all needed to help
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  Speaker 1: to get him in the car. We went in heavy.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't eating that breaking another ornament on that tree.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna have nothing to hang on the next year.
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't out there peeling in my mama
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  Speaker 1: back out. Come on, man, come on, dog, stop stop
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  Speaker 1: balling that Christmas Papa. We're gonna use it next year.
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  Speaker 1: She knew he was married. She knew he was married,
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  Speaker 1: das him. Look who went a white woman? Just sound
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  Speaker 1: you here? At a black Yes, I'll accept the charger
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  Speaker 1: watch firs. They they don't let him preach at church,
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  Speaker 1: but he want to come over here and pray for
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  Speaker 1: thirty minute. It's just too much right here. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: had enough baby. Hey, y'all, long distance from the prison,
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  Speaker 1: everybody won't say, hi, ya, hey, Robert, what's going on? Right?
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  Speaker 1: What's up y'all? What's up? What's up? Fair man? I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could be that with y'all. Who all over there? Everybody? Anybody? Man? Huh,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: let me talk to hey, Bernita Robert on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying nothing, but you know, we'll go ahead this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, talk to me. I can't believe the family
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  Speaker 1: that don't bring a damned thing take the most home.
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  Speaker 1: I never look at me. We're about to eat the
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  Speaker 1: game is damn kids, go oh, this isn't got late.
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  Speaker 1: We probably gonna have to stay tonight. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't do that drive now, you know, Clariens don't like
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  Speaker 1: to drive at night. Why we can't eat the lands here?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all going to live a round and speak to this
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  Speaker 1: Bernies in the hospital bed just walk right by. What
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  Speaker 1: y'all doing that? Hey? Here the black crisp. We we're
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: trying to get a breaking party. Oh no, we fit
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  Speaker 1: out to christ Black. How go out there and tell
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: the vant to bring that walker back in here so
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: mister still can get to the table. You mean, Timmy,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't got no flash greens missus Burns from from
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: the hospital field and your grandmama from the hospital bid
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: and you turn them greens down. Smell him in here? Hey,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: can anybody he me a jump? I'm trying to go
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: to Woodhay. He's get he working, get getting paid double
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  Speaker 1: gubble to night. Yeah, yeahn't get that over time, get
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  Speaker 1: that over like, well, that's how I gonna get out
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  Speaker 1: of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all, TV be
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  Speaker 1: cutting on my going to the house so I can
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  Speaker 1: see this game. Fool you like somebody that took them
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  Speaker 1: down falling chairs? I know we had eight falling chairs.
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  Speaker 1: Damn who he took that fall off the table? Who
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: took the fall? That's my fault? All right, we gotta go.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That's it. You're listening stry Morning show. What you got
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: paper clips? Okay, don't say no more, don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want them to speak? Boys who you know
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  Speaker 1: what a paper clips here, don't you? Yes, paper clip?
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  Speaker 1: But then a prank that yes, I just thought it
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  Speaker 1: was outburst paper clips out of know you know you
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: coach too far travel. I'm trying to reach Veronic Cook.
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  Speaker 1: She Hi, Ronica, how are you doing? My name is Philip.
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  Speaker 1: I'm from CORP. How you doing? I'm good? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Today? You were with the
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  Speaker 1: company here mu see you just left about what six
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  Speaker 1: months ago? That's correct? Okay? And you left with a severance?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right? That's right? I'm sorry, Philip. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Philip. Philip. I'm actually calling on some security questions
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  Speaker 1: and wanted to reach out to you. Now you you
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  Speaker 1: own your own travel agency, now that's correct? Okay? Um,
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  Speaker 1: Now you actually left with the severance when you when
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  Speaker 1: you left the company at that right? That's right? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: And how long were you actually with HY? I was
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  Speaker 1: in the eight years? I'm sorry whom things are again?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Philip. I'm with security and what can
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  Speaker 1: I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well, we got we
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  Speaker 1: have you. You started this business? Now? Did you start
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  Speaker 1: it before you left? Philip? I started this stigments after
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  Speaker 1: I left there? You started it after you left there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: That's correct, one month, okay. So the reason why I'm
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: giving you a call, and I've been you know, we've
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: of paper clips, we're missing so many office supplies, and
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of this. Officer,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: let me get this right. You are calling my place
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: of business asking me if I have used paper clips
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and paper. I have customers in my establishment right now.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I can't talk to you about this, okay, ma'am listen.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I know that I'm sorry for calling your place of business,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: but I want to say that we're at the point
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: of actually picking you up behind items that have been
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: taken from the company. So I wanted to call and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: see if we could get it taken care of over
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the phone. Now you gotta go, then I'm gonna have
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to actually come out to your business, and that's something
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: that I'm trying not to do. You know what, hold
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: on want that if you hold that who is this
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: on my phone talking about from damn paper clips. I
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: have been gone from there for six months, and you
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: calling me now about some paper and someone paper clips. Man,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: we're missing at least five thousand paper clips. I'm gonna
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I have been out of that company
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: for six months. I worked for y'all for eight years,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: and you won't let me go. I didn't take anything
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: from you, Okay. Have you ever used any paper or
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: any paper clips outside? Have you done that? Of course?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I used paper every day I run a business, okay,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: but you're using our paper for your own personal business,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: your travel agent, or whatever it is that you have.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the law.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: paper clips. Okay, Well we don't want paperclips. Man. Now
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: we've given you a severance play, and from my understanding,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: be filing charges and taking you to court over these
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: paper clips and paper. I'm gonna tell you what you
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: can do that five thousand paper clips, I'm paper clips
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: them together and hang you out for about y'all. I
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: didn't steal no damn paper clips. You're gonna call me
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: six months later to talk about some paper and paper clips. Ma'am,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to the book. Fillip.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is some fill up. So are you
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: wanting to return all the merchandise because it looks like
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't hate no merchandise. I don't have to steal
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: nothing from y'all. I work for you for eight years.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Something about for eight years. You stole paper paper clips,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You stole all the supplies, scissors, masking tape. You have
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: taken markers, pens. We got it down to know what
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: video tape you got, Phillip. I ain't steal nothing from y'all.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I was an employee of the year. You all gave
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: me at seven package. How dare you call me six
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: months later? You can take them paper clips and shove
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: them up? You're behind? Excuse me? Are we done here? No,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: we're not done here. So take your video tape and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: your paper clips and your scissors, and you know what
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to do with them. No, no, I don't, ma'am. Listen,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna have to do is you're gonna get
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: served right there, Extra Travel Agency, where are you located?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: We're listening over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: what's your address? I'm gonna bring your damn paper and
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: paper clips to you? How about that? So you are
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you are guilty of using the paper aren't you all
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: used paper filler? I don't feel, which means guess what.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: It's against the law, which means you're helping your law something.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: If you are taking one paper clip, it's against the law.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: And well, you got pens in your car Philippa Corporation.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I bet you do right work for the company. I'm
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: trying to run a business. So you're stealing too. Give
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: me your voice this number. You calling my damn phone
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: talking about some pens and paper clips? Here watch your mine?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta what you do thinking so many pens
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: and so many paper clips? So thousand run business? Don't
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: call my phone within I'm talking about some papers. Then
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna slay this to you. Now I'm gonna go
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: ahead and order to believe. Come over, I'm ordering the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: police to come and pick you up, okay, because I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: trying to get the problem. Taking care about the phone,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Bring the police and you come with them. Come get it.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I got something for you when you get here and
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: bring them. You're calling me about some paper and paper clips.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I've been gone from there for six months. Cladam. You
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: have stolen paper clips from the company and we want
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: our paperclips back. Bring your over here. You want to
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: getting some damn paper clips, and I'm gonna call my
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: man so he can kick your over here if you
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: want to. You want to add dress, you want to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: address up. Come on, I'm a professional. I'm trying to
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: run a business. I gotta walk away from my customers.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: And it was about some pens and papers and paper
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: clip ups because you stole over five thousand paper you're
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: a face. And then you also you better be ready
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: because you're stowing some stuff for Tommy and he's been
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: over here. Wait a minute, wait times. Tommy says, you're
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: stowing a bunch of hair stuff. Listen, I don't don't
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: know by name. Don't you don't know nephew Timmy from
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't know him? What's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the same? I say, Do you know nephew Timmy from
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you know him? You
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend dorth thea got me
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: to pray. Faulk call you. I'm gonna kick. I'm going
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: to get her right now. I'm gonna come down you.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You made me step in the back room on you. Hey,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, baby, What is the badest,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Just doing my duty, that's all. Yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: just doing my duty, that's all. You didn't get it
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: one day you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. What you got? Jay?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: This is just stuff that losers say when the team,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: when the team is losing. Just things they say, at
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: least they championship ring. What's your team got? What to
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: do with a damn you? You can't say you got one? Hey,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: damn just one word? One word? Damn, that's one word. Tommy,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you've got to beat alright, come on, Steve, I know
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: he doesn't really want to play. I'm an alumni member,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: dash right. I'm with them when they win or lose.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You know, damn with all them kids of age, I
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: got no go t at nine people say when their
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: team is losing, come on, of you, let's go turning
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: on the old to bad mitten. Just just turn it
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: to bad mitten. I didn't get into that on the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: reluctant one. I can't believe it's Sunday. I tell you
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: why they losing stuff people say when the team loves
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: because they got that white boy quarterback. And this is
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: what they say, what they say when they lose him.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: You don't even know how to play, So I don't
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: even know why you talking. I get a lot watching
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: for Just stop watching. Turning to the hockey game. Let's
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: just watch that. Uh, anybody told the Browns we supposed
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to be playing Wait what anybody told the Browns were
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: supposed to be playing? Time? He can't just keep letting
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: him run. He get real man tack flag football. It
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: don't matter to me. I ain't got no money on
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the game. No damn rationalize that thing people say when
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the team is losing you, I'm about to burn this
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: jerse me do. I'm your damn jersey. Keep playing last
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: week for me. I don't know why that's gonna sell
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: the damn team. Come on, Steve, I'm really from phil
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: it down, not even from a whole another Ye, keep
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: on running your out. You're about to piss me off.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what he only why they're winning. They
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: got a lot of Pro Bowl players, got a lot
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: of people in Pro Bowl on the team. That's why
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: we ain't got for two here here, this one. Somebody
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: really got upset. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: gonna mess around and let them cowboys help you get
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: your ass right now. They say that for real, really
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: say that. Some people say when their team is mister
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, all right, I'm gonna say this and get
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: on out this when you really don't have a logical
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: explanation as to why your team keep losing Sunday after Sunday,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you're ready. Count the white people on the team, Steve, No, exactly,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the whole rule white people. I got one. I got one.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That's its seven white people team. You can't win with
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: seven white people. But the whole talking you're so confused
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: at that point. Oh so racist the white people team. Yeah,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: that's when you your team, you when all else fails racial.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't listen, Tea. They don't play good
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: on the road. That's what it is. Yeah, all right,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: stuff people say when their team is losing, count the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: white people on I have to play with a lot
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: of white people. I know what that means. Yeah, oh
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: god man, that is so true. About a minute. Yeah, dog,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: that's when you really done with your team. You giving up,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: give it when you try to throw that out. Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: they're always losing it with them Jerseys. Man. Stuff people
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: say when their team is losing. I knew it. I
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it when I woke up. That's
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: why I ain't got no money. All right, guys. This
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: is stuff people say when their team is losing. You guys,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: you know that thing. I'm gonna get it, go getting
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: another piece of pack. It's not always always right here, y'all.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Ain't want all y'all game right, Yeah, I'm gonna ahead
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: and live there. Get it for work in the money
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: they I think they have. I ain't even watching what happened.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I come on closing ute time, you know lebron nim
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: on the levin game winners turn t see if Colombo
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: all right? More craziness coming up at twenty after the hour.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to see what's something you
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: feel like you constantly constantly have to explain to people
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: something that I constantly constantly have to explain to people.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: You want, you want truthful answer. Yes, we don't want
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: you to lie. A thing that I'm trying to get
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: past is my lifestyle. Oh to explain explaining that. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: can't tell you how many times, why y'all do that?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: You know you could have gayed this to this. It's
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: people over here that ain't got nothing in y'all spending
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: this money on that. I spend a lot of time
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: dealing with that. But you give, yeah, found it doesn't matter,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make you can't give enough to people, That's true.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: You can give until you ain't got no more and
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: then they just move on to another your lass. But
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I get yeah, I get tired of explaining myself. I'm through.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I'm through doing that. I'm through doing it. And you
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: give to us, you people that are very generous. You're
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: very generous, yes, and thank you. But like Bishop Alma
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: told me, for those who love you, no explanation necessary.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: For those who hate you, no explanation acceptable. And when
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: we ask you, Steve, I mean we ask you a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff too, but we work together and we
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: just want to know exposures everything, you know, the blessings
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: come down. Let's slow down, Come on, Carl, you got
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: a question. I do. I do? Okay, So listen to
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: this seat. You wake up and you see you have
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: texts from multiple family member text messages for multiple family
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and friends. Now, half of the messages say go outside.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: The other half of the messages say stay inside. What
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: do you do? Half of the messages say stay inside
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and the other half say go outside. From family, stay inside? Yeah,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: and then from family and friends. You got a whole
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: bunch of text messages. I'm gonna stay inside. I can
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: control most of what's happening in mind. Go outside, up
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: yourself to what's in here. Ain't nobody in here. You
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: can't get in here. I got alarms, I got security.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay in here, all right. I ain't gonna
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: go out nowhere. That's a good one. Yeah, we're playing
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: as Steve. Come on, junior, all right, uncle, what is
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the dumbest and I mean the dumbest rule you hadn't tune?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Say it again? Yeah you did, mister, change of attitude?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Whatnot killed? What's the dumbest rule you had in school?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: That's the one elementary? Okay? Two people can't slide down
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the slide board. That's say, who are you trying to?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: We didn't got a thirty minutes, you see, trying to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: get as many in. If you let two three of
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the slide at one time, we can probably get a
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: couple of slides in as one person at a time
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and till they get to the bottom and clear the Averroro.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: You're gonna clear the area when you get the bottom
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: of these shoes on the back of your head. You're
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right? Come on? Steve introduced Jay
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown so he can murder another hit. Yeah, you know,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I used to gladly introduce him, but I've started losing friendships.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna lose a friend today, sty okay, Jeffvinny
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Brown murderdy here boy, this is not This is not
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: a hit of murdering. This is the original song. First
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: of all, I like to thank everybody came out to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Taco Tuesday. Head Light of Taco Tuesday with Junior was great.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Next up next Tuesday, Michael Cary, Oh yeah, Friday Night
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: we gotta get more comedy. And Saturday Night A J.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Johnson and Convict. The song right here and That's coming
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: up is an original song. It's dedicated to every man.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Every Man was tired of answering, quay, just stick up.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: It had enough of it. Don't look at who you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: with men, look at the radio, okay, whatever, Just look
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: right at your radio. We don't make eye contact with
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: your mate right now? Jay, What the hell are you
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: my business? What money? Didn't call home? Can't hear you talking?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Something on my mind? Baby? Let me see I said
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: about your kids or about you? Wait time you'll shugar daddy. Baby,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you're my damn brove and got your s friends. That's
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: why you keep getting questions. Stopping with the questions and
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I both be originally didn't will greet a freaking with
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that question. Stopping with the questions. Damn, I can't be
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: leading my young thing singing through my phony name, texting me,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: harassing me about where I be? Who did it get
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: your call? Wear? I'm he smell the jam I smell?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: That's so? Whose hair is danced? When my condoms go?
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: I said once, I say it again because bout your friends.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: So canceled all this question stopping put the questions. Both
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: of me originally didn't well get a freaking with that question.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Stopping with the questions. Damn my camberly, my gums call
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: me texting me harassing me about where I be. Didn't
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: get your car wearing still my spell? That? So whose
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: hair is danced? When my condoms go? I said, I
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: said it again because France. Some kids questions. Stop it
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: with the questions, every man. Yeah that was really Yeah
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: that Rob Hawkins Junior. Yeah, man, I want practice. That's
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: really good. But whatever help me put that together. I
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: don't care you wrote a song about it. We're not
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: gonna stop question yet. Like Camberly, Yeah, thanks? Is this? Like?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: So why you smell so? Whose hands? Whatever? Are you
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: answering your question? Why you got napkins in here house
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: when you started wearing body book? Yeah? Set right here
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Tuesday this week, Michael Carr, you thank you so much
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: in Los Angeless Angeles, California, thanking you killed it. Yeah,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: and it was crowded, coming guys. Can we do a
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: talent night over there? I would love Do you know
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: what I like to do? Steve put it on you.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I've told you to do it. Okay, I've already cleared.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: We have a segment on the television show Come putting
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you on Steve. We would like to have the udis
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: at the Case every Wednesday, hosted by junior junior. That'll
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: be good. Yeah, that'll be really good. Well, that'd be
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: something like what we used to do in La Steve
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: at the l Ray. Yeah. That was so fun. Yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: that was yeah, that was fun that night. I looked
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: forward to that. Yeah, that was fun. I was tired
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: as hell. I would try to lay down. Yeah. We
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: had to go to work the next day, ring on
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: stage so much and interacting with the acts. We didn't
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: get out of there till eleven twelve o'clock at night.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: The first time I met unc, he took me to
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: the l Ray firthday I ever met it. Yeah, it
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: was fun. All right, all right, guys, coming up next,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy's praying phone call right after this. You're listening
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: show Timmy. What's your praying phone called? The plumber? The plumber?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: What's the defiance in your call? The damn plumb the plumber? Okay,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: it's nah Hello, Yeah, I'm trying to reach mister please
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: would missus? How you doing? You you're the person that
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: does the plumbing work, am I right? Yeah? Yeah, nah
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: my wife got some work done for you. You come
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: by the house now, do you know? I know you
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: probably got quite a bit of work. No, well, I
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: do so many throughout the day, so I have it
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: on my receiver. I can look at over hill about
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: three days ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can recall. Was
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: a lady there. Yeah, it was a tilet was backed
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: up and was overflowing, and yeah yeah, yeah, I can recall.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: And then something's wrong with the sinking now too, and
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: that that had a leak in the back of it. Yeah,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I had a leak in the back and U and
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I've done that. I fixed that there for you. And uh.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I took that toilet that I had around the bottom
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: of your base, the toilet base there. I had to
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: take that up and reach tape it because that tape
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: head came came loose. It was kind of old. And I,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you know, I went through that and done all that
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: and and saved it up and sealed it up and
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and I rebased that seal back there on your in
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the toilet and and your sink had a little leak
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: back there in the back. I fixed that because you know,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: that was really easy there. So well, see that's something
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: that went wrong with the tilet. Did you did you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: put another pipe or something? Did you rerite a pipe
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: or anything? No, no, like I said. And all I did,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I took the base of it off there and I
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: taped it up where that that old tape there, and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: then I put me some cement which was was with
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: uh with my pipe there, and I and I sealed
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it all up and I checked it out that lady
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: drive and see if it leaked, and it didn't leak.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: And I put your base back on and you know,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: and then then then you had a little leak there
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: in your sink and that was on the top of
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: the your nozzle there, and I fixed that. I'm gonna
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: tell you because I I'm gonna be honest with you
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: and to tell you I'm not happy with what I got.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You're not happy with it? No, Now, let me tell
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you what's happening now. Say somebody in the bathroom and
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: they flushed that tarlet right right when they flushed that tarlet,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: come out to sink in the kitchen. Oh, Tim, say
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: that what you did again? I said, when they flushed
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: the tarlet in the bathroom, right, come out to shank
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen. They come out in the kitchen like that.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what how you ropped something like you
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: didn't you didn't miss routed or something. No, I didn't.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't route anything. All I did was fixed up.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I put the tape on there so I fixed the
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: leak that was you know, you at the base of
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: your tilet I didn't reroute anything. I don't. I don't.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. How can you you reroute a fight?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's not to throw into your kitchen and shoot,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: will shoot crap out of your kitchen like that. I
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what what what you did when you was
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: up Onundad and how you rerouted something. But that's what happened.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: And it's got. It's got. It's going from the from
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: that bathroom when you flush that toilet, it come out
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: in my sink in my kitchen. Now what's bad about it?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: This morning, I'm in there cooking and what's your name again?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: My name is? They called me okay? And is coming
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: out of your plumb in your in my in my
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: kitchen now this morning I set out some red beans
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and rice to cook and I put my beans on
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: not not. I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen at me.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I've been cooking all though I'm trying to be professional
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: about this. Because you know, I guarantee of work. I've
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: been doing this over twenty years. And then one thing
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I do, I guarantee of work. And I'm real proud
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: about the things that you know I do. But what
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: what did you have anybody else over there working on
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: your pipes? Ain't nobody you in your kitchen? Was your bathroom?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: You is the all the bathrooms. Don't have anything to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: do with your kitchen. That's for a pipe heavy anything
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to do with one the other. Didn't explain that coming
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: through my sink in my kitchen. I can't explain it
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: coming from you your sink. I can only explain it
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that's getting the toilet in your sink. I have no idea.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen because that thing got me wrapped up
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: listening now what it is? It? Well, you got me
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: kind of wrapped up here because you know, like I said,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I do this hill and I've been notable for twenty years.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: And that's the first time I ever heard anything like
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that being't happen it. I ain't ever seen it. Well,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you it's just disgusting to be cooked
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: till cook red beans all day. And now I find
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: out that it's sitting in some dirty water like that.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't smell the water when you was in the
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: in your seat. I'm didn't had a lout or smell.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't smell nothing. Now it's more earlier this morning.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I washed my hand now and I didn't I washed
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: my hair in there. That's just what it smelled like
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: a baggy. I'm just, I just, I just refused to
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: believe that the work I did on your toilet and
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: there I was taking some stuff up seamen and stuff
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: up and on your seat had anything to do with
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: scrap me and shout out to damn kitchen scene. Well,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you what what I need to do is
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: for you to get your back over here and fix it,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: because this here ain't a good job, and I don't
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: recommend nobody using you. Well, first of all, why I'm
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: trying to be professional about it, and you cussoon me
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: and that ain't gonna get nothing done. Once come out
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: my pike, it was no longer professional. Not you had
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: somebody else over there doing something in your scene. I
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: ain't had nobody. Do you have a guys just falling
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: over Look, it ain't hunding the whalens and crap coming
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: out of my God. You get your back over and
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you fix what you're sposed to fix and thin it right,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: then I'm not paying another damn dyme for it. Hey,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be professional about it. I'm listening to
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: what you gotta say a long time ago when I
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: get your team of work, and I'm trying to, you know,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: deal with the customers. When I left, I told her
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the pression tarlet. She foss the tarlet. She ran the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: foster in the bathroom. We ain't no problems like you don't.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Have somebody else over now they're doing whatever, Lord knows
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: what I don't. I damn sure, I don't know. Do
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: you know? I ain't none of my fitness, I ain't
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: some of them red beans and not what bothered me
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Now I feel sick to my stomach. I'm feeling that man,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: red beans and whatever you know, thew it's feel like
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: you you you couldn't it. Hell, I'm gonna make your
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: dick something the red beans. If you don't come, dick
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: deep pipe, you can go a hell. I'm trying to
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: be professional. I told you I'm doing my job. I
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: did it the best I know I could, and what
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I got when I left the one nothing leaking one pike.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Don't be with the other like you get over intep pike.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: That was you, You, you your wife kiss my because
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I know well I did. I'll stand the job over there.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: You ain't done nothing. If I got them me in
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: the right, stick them up, you you and your pipes
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: and a. I don't give a damn. I know what's
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: coming up. I ain't done nothing over there in your
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: kitchen to have you that I'm sit with me. I
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say to you.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: If you're listening, I'm listening to you. This is Nephew
• 51:15
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• 51:20
  Speaker 1: played by your boy? You kidding me? Man, y'all y'all crazy? Man?
• 51:31
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• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: the land. You got it show? Y'all got me this morning? Man?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'll tell you what. What we're
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: gonna do is this here. Man, You're gonna get together
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna prank. How about that? Your time taking it? Y'all?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Cool with that? Yes, I'm saying at me like that.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking y'all cool with it. I mean, I
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: catch myself, but I might have went a bit fall man,
• 52:10
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• 52:18
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• 52:22
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• 52:40
  Speaker 1: It's a Strawberry letter subject he had me fools. Dear
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I have been dating a guy for a year,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: and he treats me really nice. We live in a
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: neighbor We live in neighboring states, but we're less than
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: an hour apart, so I wouldn't consider it a long
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: distance relationship. We see each other a few times a week,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and either I'm at his house or he's at mine
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: on the weekend. I assumed we were in an exclusive,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: omitted relationship until recently the other day he was trying
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: to show me a picture on his phone. And he
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: mistakenly pulled up a picture of another woman. He tried
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: to quickly swipe pass picture. Every man in day did
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: he quickly swipe pass the picture, but he knew I
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: had seen it. I didn't make a fuss about the picture.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it, and he did. But
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: seeing the woman's picture on his phone made me wonder
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: about the nature of our relationship, so I asked him
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: if we were exclusive. His response broke my heart. He
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: stated that before he met me, he was in a
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: very serious relationship and had had a bad breakup. He
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: said he was not ready to be in another relationship
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: right now. Can you believe that I have met this
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: man's entire family and we all get along great. He
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: had me fooled. I will admit that I'm not ready
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: to be married right now, but I still want to
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: date with a purpose and not just be wasting time
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: on this man. So is the committed relationship title just
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: to play on words? I don't want to stop seeing
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: this man. But I did hear him loud and clear
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: when he said he's not ready? What should I do? Well?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: What should you do? What do you want? I mean, really,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: what do you want? In this relationship or out of
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: this relationship. You said you don't want to get married
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: right now. You said you do want to date with
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: a purpose. So if that's what you want, you got
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: to let him know that. But he's already told you,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and you said you heard him loudly and clearly that
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: he's not ready to be in a committed relationship. So
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: you have to make the decision. This is entirely up
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: to you. You've been dating this man for a whole year.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Now again, what do you want If you don't want
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: it to continue like this, you have choices. You can
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: either get out of the relation relationship, or you can
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: just change some things in the way you deal with him.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: If you're thinking it's a committed relationship and it's not,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: maybe you should start seeing other people, or you know,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Maybe you should really do what
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: you want to do, but first you need to find
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: out what that is. You say you don't want to
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: be married, but you do want to date with a purpose.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: He's not ready to do either of those things, So
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: maybe he's just not the guy for you at this time. Steve,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I kind of see this a little
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: bit differently here I have a different take because from
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: the male perspective, I can really kind of understand what
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: this dude is saying. Let's go over the letter a
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: little bit here. I've been dating this man for about
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: a year. He's really nice. We live in neighbors states,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: so you don't consider long this relationship. You at this
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: house several times a weekend. He's at your house several
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: times a weekend. You in mind, he's at mine on
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the weekend. Here we go. I assumed we were in
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: an exclusive, committed relationship until recently the other day. Now,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: let's go over this asson. What did they tell you
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: all the time about as soon assuming usually makes an
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: ass out of you and me. That's what assumed is
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Now what has happened is you've assumed. You spent a year.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: You could have verbally got this clip. You could have
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: this conversation a long time ago. You never bought it up.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: You assumed and tilled. The other day, he was trying
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: to show me a pitch on his phone, and he
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: mistakenly pulled a pitch of another woman. God when he
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: when this, as soon as his thumb hit that he
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: felt for him, he blinked. He took a heavy blink.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: He was trying to swipe. He swiped, hass it, but
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: his thumb was shaken. She saw it. Now, after she
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: saw the picture, and he knew you saw it, you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: didn't make a fuss about it, Okay, the true woman.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it and he did, no problem. Okay,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I'm out. Yeah, let me take that out because if
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: that picture could have been a year old, you never know.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: You just don't know. So he deleted the picture. But
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it made me wonder about the nature of our relationship.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: So I asked him if we were exclusive. His response
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: broke my heart. He stated that before he met me,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he was in a very serious relationship and had a
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: bad break up. Now, let me ask you something you
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: didn't You didn't know that a year. You didn't know
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: that he was in a serious relationship and he had
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: a bad breakup a year and this response startled you.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: A year of assuming you were exclusive, you didn't bring
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: that up. Now he tells you for the first time,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: he was in a serious relationship, had a bad break
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: up a year before. You hadn't met his family. I
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: got all that, YadA, YadA, YadA. That's good, but damn,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: this really kinda on you too. Now he said he
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: was not ready to be in another relationship right now, serious,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: full blown, committed relationship. Then you try to fix it,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: then you go, can you believe that? Yeah, y'all believe.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Y'all believe. The problem is why are you having a
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: hard time believe it? But if you had heard this
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: information a year ago, nine months ago, maybe you would
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: have made some other decisions. I met this man's in
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: tied family. We get along grade. He had me fool
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: He didn't fool you. This man ain't fools you at all.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: This man ain't lied to you. This man ain't deceived you.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't fool you. You are soon. Then after a year,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: you asked him what you exclusive. He said he was
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: in a bad relationship a year man, lady, he didn't
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: fool you. Stop saying this about him. You tricked yourself.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Tricked yourself. All right, tricky comm alright. We're gonna have
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening morning show. All right, Steve,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry Letters subject he had me fooled? Well,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: he didn't have you fool, You've been dating this man
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: for year. Treat you really nice. You live in neighboring states,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: no more than an hour part, so it's really not
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: long this relationship. You that his house are here at
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: yours on the weekend? All do the week I assumed
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: we were an exclusive committee relationship. I told you about
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a suer. You should not have asused him. He's trying
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: to show you a picture on his phone, and he
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: mistakenly pulled up a picture of another woman. God. God,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I passed out for a minute. Really really, yeah, I'm
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: trying to drop off him. You should have dropped that
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: phone down a suoner. He should, all right, So he
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: tried to quickly swipe past the picture, but he knew
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I had seen it. I ain't making fuss about the pitch.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it, and he did. But
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: seeing the woman's pitching his phone, it kind of made
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: you wonder. So I asked him, were we exclusive after
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: a year? A year? His response broke a heart. He
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: stated that before he met me, he was in a
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: very sinious relationship and had a bad break up. How
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: y'all just talking about this? After him, he said he's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: not ready for another relationship right now. How y'all just
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: talking about this after a year. Then you ask me,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: can you believe that? Yeah, if you ain't never talked
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: about it, don't assume nothing about a minute. You have
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: every right to want to know where your life is going. Ladies,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: and I have told you this over and over and over.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: You have the right to ask a man what is
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: going on here? He will tell you. Now he told you,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: and yes, I can't believe that, but you can't believe
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: it because you assume something else. So now I have
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: met this man's entire family. We all get along great.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: That means he cares about you. He'd took you to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: meet this family. He had me fool No, he didn't.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You fooled yourself because all you you would have had
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: this conversation that you had just now. You could have
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: had this conversation eleven months ago, ten months ago. You
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: could have easily had that. Now he here go the part.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I will admit that I'm not ready to be married
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, cool, So what you're tripping form? He
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: ain't ready, You ain't ready, But y'all having a good
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: time going and continue the relationship. He's not ready and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you're not ready. So now that you're doing through that
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: bone to the dog. But she wants to date with purpose.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Don't forget that. I'm gonna get to that. But I
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: still want to date with the purpose and not just
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: be wasting time on this man. Y'all are dating with
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: a purpose. You all have found each other. Neither one
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: of you are ready to be in a You don't
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: want to be married. He ain't ready to be in
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: an no serious relationship. But y'all in something. Ain't you
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: getting something out of it? And he getting something out
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: of it? Y'all in something. What y'all need to do
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: is sit down and define what it is you're in
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: because you're in it now, you've been in it for
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  Speaker 1: a year. You in something. Yeah, it's just y'all ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no time. You ain't his fiance. You're too old
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: to be a girlfriend, but right now you're his girlfriend.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: You his girl, and y'all friends, and you'd have met
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: his family. Too old be somebody damn girlfriend. So you
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: want to date with the purpose. He dating with a purpose.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: He getting what he wants. Yes, yes, you're dating with
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: a purpose. You're getting what you want. It's just assumed.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: You assumed you wan't had more, but you just said
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't even ready for it. Yeah, you said it,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: but I still want to date with the person, not
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: just be worth tip. So it's the committed in quotation.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: The committed relationship title just a play on words. You
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: never had this conversation with the man until now committed relationship.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: He didn't say he didn't want to be in a
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: committed relationship. He said he didn't want to be in
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: a serious relationship. That's a difference. You could be committed
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: to somebody and not be serious. Hello, what preach on it?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just tell you you can be in a
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: committed relationship and not be sious. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: stop seeing this man, but I do. Hear him loud
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: and clear when he said he's not ready, but you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: said you wasn't ready. That's somebody lying, somebody lying in
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: this letter. He's not ready, You're not ready. Why don't
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: y'all make it work? Define your relationship, find out what
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: it is, and see if it will ever lead to anything.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: What you could possibly do? But then guess what, Since
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you heard him loud and clear, he may not be
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: ready for a serious relationship for a long time. Hello,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: and let me explay something else too. Deleting the picture
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: don't mean she gonna what come on? Don't I don't,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't tell boomshot. Somebody listened to me, just caused
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: the picture. God delete it. Don't mean she gonne sometime
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: in the mind. Yeah, memory lingle sometime. Yeah, you can't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: shake it? Yeah, ain't shake it. I don't, I don't.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to quiet. Yeah, you gotta have a stick.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I just told you I don't want to quiet sing
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  Speaker 1: in any way. You're gonna get your black ass, put
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: out your check. I just wanted to talk. Don't want
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: for just a second. I go back to what I say,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Come on here, please let sometime even without the picture. Yeah,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: dad's a movie playing in your mind sometime. Yeah, I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: trying to start nothing, get some clarity. Yeah on what
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: we hail? I spent the whole damn break telling the
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: quiet and need them and now we out of time. Yeah, Steve,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: you are so right. We gotta get out of here.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Damn we gotta go email us or Instagram. That's your
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: thoughts at my girls. Shirley on Today's Strawberry Letter and
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  Speaker 1: don't forget to make sure you join me two day
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  Speaker 1: at one thirty pm Eastern Time for the Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 1: Live after show on Facebook Live. Okay, thank you for that.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. We're all gathering around the Thanksgiving
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: table dinner conversations. It can be a little tent, you know,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: so we just want you to us to prepare with
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: some phrases that you should avoid at holiday dinners so
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: we can just you know, all have a good time
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: with our family and friends. Okay, Like for instance, yeah, okay,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: for instance, Steve Um, when you start a sentence with
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: you should have you should have? You know, the words should,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you know, can make a person feel judged or disappointed.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: You see where I'm going with that, Like you should
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: have left somebody else fit? Yeah, yeah, that's hurtful. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: you should have. You should have left the marshmallows acting yam,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: that's like that. I'm with you. I'm with you on
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: that feelings are not hurt. Or how about this, I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: know it's pot luck, but you should have just came.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Ain't no luck in your Yeah, stuff like that, Steve,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: you got it? Or you know, avoid saying that, Yeah,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: avoid saying this, you know, because this is definitely this
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: could start one right here. Um, can you believe what
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: your president just did? You can't start Yeah, yeah, it
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: can lead to an argument and a fight. You know, politics,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: every family, my family all good with that. That's gonna
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: get the party popping right there. Oh okay, all right,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: so you're not gonna avoid saying that. Oh no, no, no,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: you've talked politics at my house. Everybody at my house
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: in the same political mindset you don't have, you know,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: because you are Republican at the table, you need to
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: keep it to you. You won't be Okay, let's get
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: back to the uh huh, let's get back to the
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: food for a minute. How about this one. You know,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: the best turkey I ever had was not it? Say
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: it again, The best turkey I ever had was was
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: my mama. You can't say that. Yeah, that'll set it off, Steve.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: If you say something, you don't have to always tell
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: the truth though, No, no, no, no, see Shelly wants again. Well,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: y'all need to make up y'all. Man, you all want
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: us to be trumb or you won't ease last did
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: we good? We're lying on Thanksgiving? Tell the truth. It's
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: a good time to ask that question, any bo. Yeah,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: you know, like, uh, if you start a sentence with
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: when are you going to learn how to cook? Don't
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: do that. When you're gonna finally let him go? Okay,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: that's the one, because you don't want to make anyone
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: feel defensive or put anyone on the stad bot or
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: anything like that. When is you gonna stop using drugs? Wow? Yeah,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling that's what's gonna come out. I don't
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: know why we still be acting like it ain't I
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: don't know what's wrong with you. I want to go
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: to your house, but just come out there fifteen minutes.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to take it. You're lying
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: it fifteen If it starts off with that, yeah, I
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: believe you. Was he walking the dope? When is you
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: gonna stop using drug you show up? Ever you're looking
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: like this? How about this right here? No? How about
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: this right here? Since some way where I can see
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: where you going? Where are you going? Yeah? Bathroom ain't
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: that way? Ain't no bathroom that way? And you know,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: trying not to open up a conversation or start a
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: sentence with when are you going to don't do that one,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: or remember the time you peel my uncle Everett Thanksgiving
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: used to go he was drunk and yellow bowl. Ain't
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: nobody won't the bust out laughing? Everybody laughing. But wait
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, hold up, did you hear about?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Don't start it with that one, because that could mean, yeah,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: you're gossiping about you know somebody. What what did you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: hear about your husband? Oh, that's gonna get it started
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: right there in the back room with Cora Cora. Not
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Cora Cora. Yeah, those are just conversation starters. You don't
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, Oh, that's gonna happen Thanksgiving, thirsty, trust
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: its gonna happen. Well, I'll admit that none of that
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: happens at my house because I have no one at
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: my house on Thanksgiving. As big as you create, nobody
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: created no drama. Not at my house. Oh oh okay,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I thought you were saying you had no one at
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: your house. I was like, as big as your family is, Steve, Oh,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: the house gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do drama. Yeah,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: not at the house. Everybody know. Don't ask me to play.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. You know, the game night I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: might come in there for a couple of minutes. But
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: that's it, y'all. Know what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in front of this TV. I'm staring
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: at it. Sometimes you're gonna come in there and the
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: TV gonna be staying at me. Just walk back out,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: don't come in here. Just in the heat. I want it.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: This won't keep beep five places on. Don't cut it off.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: So you don't mind them being in your house. A
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: lot of people just don't bother you. Let you have
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: your space. Yeah. Both. Margie's really good at that too,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: because she tells them to Steve that Steve, all don't
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: bring your friends and your friends won't pictures. Oh get yeah,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: that ain't happening. Meanwhile, at our house, all they want
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: to talk about is you. Yes, Steve, come on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just hate when they want me to tell Steve
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: something funny. Always tell him give them. Can you just
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: give us to Steve for me? Oh? Just a bestseller
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: right now? We just get it to Steve. I'm not
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: going to get your book the one kill Me. Okay,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I got this book of mine I want you to read.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't read the faux I wrote, you're listening, all right,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown, it's time for something funny. Now you
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: put this together. Driving I thought it might be cool
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: that we salute different types of workers. I mean a
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: lot of workers listen to the show cafeteria Workers, Doctor's Beautition.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: So the day was gonna salute the people who work
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: to drive through and the stuff they hear. Okay, any
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: day they hit us every day, all right, all right,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: for instance, let's go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: is over, okay, alright, because it's it's two o'clock, Sir,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have servant breakfast anymore. This is something that live
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: drive through workers go through that they have day any day,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: every day, every day. Sir, You're gonna have to get
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: that muffler fixed so I can hear you. I can't
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: get this order either. If you don't get the muffler fixed.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: It's every day, sir, I cannot tell you two nuggets
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: by themselves the ten. Well, come on now, I can't
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: just get your two nuggets. I can't do that, man, Sir,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: did you read your order on the screen. It's so
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the screen. We're dealing with drive through workers. What they
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: have to hear every single day. Miss you bought one?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Lord fry, you want twenty catchups? Really, that's me you want?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: You want twenty twenty? You are just wasting, Yeah, wasting
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: catch up. I tell I'll tell you what this is
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: one that I know they deal with it. Pull up
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: that the latest started talking somebody else talking about ma'am.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: Look who's ordering? You are a baby. I can't hear
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: both of y'all who is ordering? Every day? We salute? Uh? Man,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I can't give you thirty extra napkins so you can
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: change your baby, dick. I can't do it. I can't
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: do that. Man, I can't do that. Okay, we can't
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: just give away these napkins like that. Wow, you're wrong
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: for that. Figure up we McDonald's. We all make wopples now.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: That has happened to everyone everyone. Yeah, he's one. I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: don't know why they stopped the mac rib They just
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: stopped it. Yeah, yeah, we're not selling it. That's what
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: it means. Sir, sir, Why you ain't coming if your
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: window don't work? Why you just come in here? How
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: come you just didn't come here? You can't get you
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: can't get the window down? Drive the workers. We feel
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: your fame. We're dealing with where you go through every day, Sir, Sir, ma'am, listen,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: we can't This is not where you come to book
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald to come to your day, the birthday party.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: This ain't This ain't the winder for that. He's not
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: here right now, ma'am. I know Chick for La sandwiches
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: is better, but this hour every day though they have
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: here day. Look, I know you gotta complaint, but you
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: can't speak to the colonel because the colonel is never here.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: He's never been hit. I'm asking for TV on TV,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: but he's not here. This might just be only in
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: my neighborhood, but I know it's a drive to work
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: in an old neighborhood. Look here, Larry work from twelve
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: mid ninety six. You gotta get your drugs then, for real,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: junior drive through workers. Hello, worse than we thought drive
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: he Hello, ma'am. Can you wake up? Your order is here, ma'am.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: You got we got ten people behind you, then fell
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: asleep in the drive. You have to order something if
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have all these kids and you play. She
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: just broke a park. Kids is not the play here,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: just play ground This is not a nursery, miss, Come
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: on that work, go through it. Don't think out of
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: them like we don't have anymore. That's what I mean
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: when I say, well, out of them, Yeah, that's what
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: I mean. That's what I mean. Is when I say
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: we're out of them, that means we don't have any more.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: But mean you out of them? Out of them mean
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: like yeah, I don't know another way to say it.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Oh, I'm gonna really
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: respect him next time I go through a drive through case. Look, look,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. You can't drop him off at the
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: drive through window. I'm at work. What till I get off?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: This is this wrong case. Drive You can't hit the
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: baby through the window. But say, man, say man, I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: don't know who you bought weed from last night, but
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying weed here while I'm working. I don't
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: know who you bought it from last night, but I'm
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: not not me. Come on, Steve, close it out, drive
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: through workers. Will we feel you now? We really do? Yes,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: come on, close it out? Uh yeah, just the damn
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: pot I don't pack, all right? All right, Yeah, we
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: feel your pain. Drive through workers. You're listening to Steven show.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go. It is time guys for comedy roulette.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Love it, I love it comedy roulette. Jay, let me
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: bring it down, Steve, I got to we got new people, Steven, Steve, Steve,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Steve bad this will. We take five subjects and put
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: them on the will. We spun the wheel. When it stop,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: we will do the damn thing. All right, here we
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: go the five categories. Number one excuses people use who
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: owe you money? All right? Number two? Doctors don't always
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: know what they're talking about. Number three, why are you talking?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Your team sucks? Okay? Number four? Oh, number four, um,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I think I took the wrong pill. Think okay. And
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: number five, and that's when you realize you were lost. Okay, alright,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: spend the wheel cap I'm on, com on doctors, doctor,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: doctor took the wrong pill. I stopped the number five, guys,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: and that's when you realize you were lost, Just when
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you realize you love. Yeah, we got to turn the
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: music down so you can't can't, can't nobody concentrate, but
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: just loud. Yah, y'all see me lost. I'll tell you
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: when you know you lost it, didn't have y'all time
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: when you try and the streets signs go from English
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: to the right. You can't even you're trying to figure out.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what is this still main? I know.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. When you're riding and you're
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere and you see a sign
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: that say ten miles to Jurassic Park man, your answer
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: lost man, Curassic you want to see? God, I shouldn't
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: know so many of these. When you're driving it and
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: you mutter to yourself that ain't a damn house. Here's
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: when you know you come. You make a right turn
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: and it's a no exit. It's you right in the coach.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: This is when you know you anytime you got to
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: put your car in reverse and look over your shoulder
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: all the way back. When you ride and you see
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: one store and get out, and this white man say,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: you got any happing where you that's scary And so
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: you get out of stop side and you go, what
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: a tree that used to do? Right there? There was
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: a tree right right when you're driving and you stopped
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: and the guy said, serious, like the last time I
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: told you, keep telling you the directions, directions, how you
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: know you I'm done this question? When you tell you
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: gotta lean out your paths in your window and say,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: my man, my man, my man, how you know you
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: lost if you ever say these three words right here?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Excuse me a little boy. You're listening show see what's
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: something you feel like? You constantly, constantly have to explain
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: to people you want you want truth answer, yes, we
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: don't want you to lie. A thing that I'm trying
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: to get past is my lifestyle to explain explaining that.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times why y'all do that?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: You know you could have gave it to this. It's
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: people over here that ain't got nothing in y'all spending
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: this money on that. I spend a lot of time
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: dealing with that. But you give. Yeah, it doesn't matter,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You can't give enough to people that
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: you can give until you ain't got no more, and
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  Speaker 1: then they just move on to another. But I get yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get tired of explaining myself. I'm through. I'm through
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  Speaker 1: doing that. I'm through doing it, and you give to us.
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  Speaker 1: People are very generous, You're very generous, and thank you.
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  Speaker 1: But like Bishop Alma told me, for those who love you,
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  Speaker 1: no explanation necessary for those who hate you. No explanation exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And when we ask you, Steve, I mean we ask
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  Speaker 1: you a lot of stuff too, but we work together
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  Speaker 1: and we just want to know it. Exposure's everything, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the blessings come down. Let's slow down. Come on, Carling,
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  Speaker 1: you got a question? I do? I do? Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: listen to this. See you wake up and you see
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  Speaker 1: you have texts for multiple family and friends. And now
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  Speaker 1: half of the messages say go outside, the other half
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  Speaker 1: say stay inside. What do you do? Half of the
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  Speaker 1: messages say stay inside and the other half say go outside.
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  Speaker 1: From family, stay inside. Yeah, and then from family and friends,
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  Speaker 1: you got a whole bunch of text messages. I'm stay inside.
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  Speaker 1: I'm controlled most of what's happening in mind. Go outside
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  Speaker 1: yourself to what's here? Ainybody in here? You can't get
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  Speaker 1: in here. I got alarms, I got secured. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay in here, all right. I ain't gonna go out nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's a good one. Yeah, come on, we're playing
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  Speaker 1: as Steve. Come on, junior A. What is the dumbest
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the dumbest rule? You had it this tune again?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you did, mister, change of attitude killed. What's the
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  Speaker 1: dumbest rule you had in school? That's the one elementary Okay,
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  Speaker 1: two people can't slide down the slide board. That's say,
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  Speaker 1: who are you trying to We didn't got but thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You see that trying to get any in? If you
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  Speaker 1: let two three of us slide at one time, we
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  Speaker 1: can probably get a couple of slides in as one
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  Speaker 1: person at a time and wait till they get to
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  Speaker 1: the bottom and clear the air. What bro, You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: clear the area when you get the bottom of these
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  Speaker 1: shoes on the back of your head. That was the
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  Speaker 1: dumbest damn d have a one sliding board? All right, sit,
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  Speaker 1: here's one. What are you slowly starting to realize as
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  Speaker 1: you get older? He told us about your attitude change?
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  Speaker 1: So what else are you slowly starting to realize as
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  Speaker 1: you become older and older? Men? Well, I think it
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  Speaker 1: has more to do with sex. Okay, Well we're all ears. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't as critical as it used to be. Ok Like,
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  Speaker 1: if I come in and it's late now I'm sleepy.
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  Speaker 1: I see you tomorrow. You're listening to show here we
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  Speaker 1: are last break of the day. Guys, it's been a
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  Speaker 1: pretty fun, crazy crazy Ignorant day on this Crazy Ignorant Show.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of fun today, but Steve, it's time to
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  Speaker 1: get a little serious. I just want to encourage people
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  Speaker 1: to do something really, really simple today. And I think
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  Speaker 1: this is something that most people would agree to want.
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  Speaker 1: It's really this simple. Everybody should want more for your life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about your life right there, the one that
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  Speaker 1: you have. You should want more for your life. You
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  Speaker 1: should never allow yourself to become complacent. Now, I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand something. Some people get complacency confuse with
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to seem ungrateful. Once again, some people
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  Speaker 1: get complacency confused with not wanting to appear ungrateful. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to keep asking God for nothing because
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  Speaker 1: I don't want him to think I ain't grateful for
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  Speaker 1: what I what I have, well thanking for it. Then
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  Speaker 1: that's it's really simple. Simply thank God for what you have.
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  Speaker 1: That's the gratitude. But then it's still okay to want
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  Speaker 1: more for your life. Here's the good news. God actually
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  Speaker 1: wants you to have more for your life. God is
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  Speaker 1: really looking for people to show off. He really is.
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  Speaker 1: I happen to raise my hand all the time in
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  Speaker 1: volunteer I do. I just say God, pick me, come on,
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  Speaker 1: do me, use me, show me. Now that doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm perfect. I'm far from it. But I do want
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  Speaker 1: God's blessings to be able to flow through me. So
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  Speaker 1: I keep an open channel in my life for that
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  Speaker 1: stuff to flow through. First of all, I want more.
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  Speaker 1: That's the beginning of getting it. Then I have the
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  Speaker 1: good sense to ask Him for more. You have not
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  Speaker 1: because you ask not. Well, I happen to be a
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  Speaker 1: big asker of stuff. So now I want more. I
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  Speaker 1: ask for more. Now here's the trick to asking for
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  Speaker 1: more and wanting more. You have got to be willing
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  Speaker 1: to do more. Oh, now you gotta do more. Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's the one thing that stops so many people from
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  Speaker 1: having and wanting more for their life. If God will
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  Speaker 1: give you blessings and God will increase your measure in life,
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  Speaker 1: if God comes to give you life and give you
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  Speaker 1: life more abundantly, if He's promised to do that for you,
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  Speaker 1: And what you have to do in return is you
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  Speaker 1: have to be willing to do more. See you, you
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: can't get more without doing more. Convenience is built through inconvenience.
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  Speaker 1: You can stop wanting what you see everybody else with
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: and you ain't willing to do what everybody else did
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  Speaker 1: to get it quick look at it, Oprah's pile over there.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't willing to do what Oprah did, which Tom,
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  Speaker 1: an average person is not because the average person wants
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  Speaker 1: to be comfortable, and you can't be successful and stay comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: I was interviewing the wrestler on my show yesterday day,
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  Speaker 1: but teach a great story. Man. This cat was really
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: out of it, really really fascinating story he had, and
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  Speaker 1: we were talking and he was talking about living outside
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  Speaker 1: your comfort zone. And I told him one of the
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  Speaker 1: things that I've had to learn how to do in
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  Speaker 1: order to become successful is I've had to become comfortable
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  Speaker 1: with being uncomfortable. He said, wow, Wow, that's a great
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  Speaker 1: way to put us. Do I have learned how to
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  Speaker 1: be comfortable while I'm uncomfortable, Because in order to get successful,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be uncomfortable. You have to do things
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  Speaker 1: that you don't feel like doing all the time. You
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  Speaker 1: have to show up when you don't want to show up.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be there when you feel like being
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else. You have to say yes a lot of
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  Speaker 1: times when you really want to just say no. That's
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  Speaker 1: where you're at, man, that's how you become successful. But
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  Speaker 1: you can't keep asking God for more and you ain't
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  Speaker 1: willing to do more. It doesn't make any sense. It
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  Speaker 1: cannot happen that way for us. So come on, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to want more for your life. But there's
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that bags that up to It said to
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  Speaker 1: whom much is given, much is required. Now, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't want the requirements, then he gonna have to pull
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  Speaker 1: up on the given. But if you want the given,
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  Speaker 1: know that here come to requirements. So one more time,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't want the requirements, he gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: pull up on the given. Do not be the one
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  Speaker 1: who blocks your own blessings. Want more for your life
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  Speaker 1: and be willing to do the things to accept and
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  Speaker 1: receive more. It's just discipline. It's just some more work.
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  Speaker 1: But if you just cut out some of the bs man, man,
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  Speaker 1: just cut out some of the happy hours, just cut
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  Speaker 1: out some of the drinking. You can't smoke one every day,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: you can't go to all the clubs. So mean you're
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  Speaker 1: just gonna run all the women that that's that's that's,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do, all of them. I got
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  Speaker 1: news for you, man, can't be successful that way. You
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  Speaker 1: can't drop it now thirthday, it's good, don't worry about that.
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