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Junior's Limericks, MTH, Easter Speeches, Verzuz Battle and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: I show will, Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: what I say in the morning because somebody asked me,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean by that when you say that
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  Speaker 1: to David Hollister opening the song by saying, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: big Daddy, go ahead, I said, uh huh. I show will.
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  Speaker 1: Then I say good morning everybody. Because I was raised
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  Speaker 1: at Ray, You're supposed to speak when you come in
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  Speaker 1: bad room, the room in your house, your car, your office,
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  Speaker 1: you know, wherever you had I come in the room
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  Speaker 1: or God speaks, I say good morning, everybody. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice. And then I got to introduce
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  Speaker 1: myself because as a performer, I always felt my best
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  Speaker 1: out on stage anybody introduce you. You know you can't
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  Speaker 1: get the round of applause. It's just it's horrible. So
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  Speaker 1: I say, you are listening to the voice wanting only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. Now that's old school.
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  Speaker 1: I got that, but that's I was once again, dig
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  Speaker 1: me Now, is I want you to feel what I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to say. That's all I'm saying. That's not a
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  Speaker 1: bragging thing. You know, you are listening to the voice
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  Speaker 1: wanting only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just asking you to feel what I'm saying in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: because it's part of a promise that I made to God.
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  Speaker 1: See a long time ago, I told God if he
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to make it, that when I got there,
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  Speaker 1: I would tell everybody I know how I did it,
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  Speaker 1: and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or shade him on it.
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  Speaker 1: I say, if you allow me to make it, if
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  Speaker 1: you give me the strength, the courage, the wisdom you
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  Speaker 1: gave me a gift if you let me apply it,
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  Speaker 1: don't destroy myself in the process. Forgive me for my
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  Speaker 1: sins along the way, continue to hold and rock me
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  Speaker 1: when I need it. When I make it, I promise
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  Speaker 1: you Lord, when I get there, I will tell everybody
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  Speaker 1: how I made it. Well. This started back in LA
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  Speaker 1: when I got on the radio and I was making
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  Speaker 1: it okay. I was doing okay, but I had to
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  Speaker 1: keep my promise to God. My promise was, if you
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  Speaker 1: allow me to make it, I'll tell everybody how I
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  Speaker 1: got there. I have to tell you that every day
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  Speaker 1: because if it was not for that grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even be here able to fulfill my promise,
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  Speaker 1: because I've done enough dirt in my life. Man to
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  Speaker 1: not be worthy. He could have easily walked away from
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  Speaker 1: me a long time ago because I had show walked
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  Speaker 1: away from him. See, and I didn't walk away from
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  Speaker 1: him once. I walked away from him a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what he forgave me a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a living example of hundreds of chances. His forgiveness
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  Speaker 1: and his mercy is available for everybody. It's the only
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  Speaker 1: reason I get on this show every day. The only
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  Speaker 1: reason I have the blessings that's coming my way. It's
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  Speaker 1: the only way that the things that keep happening in
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  Speaker 1: my life, Man, that I have no explanation for, it
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  Speaker 1: is because of His grace and mercy. See, anytime something
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  Speaker 1: good happens in my life and I can't explain it,
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  Speaker 1: that's usually him, he exhibits to me. Remember, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: forgiving god, man. Remember, So when you fall, Steve, don't
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  Speaker 1: lay down now, don't you lay down there. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: let the devil fool you that because you'd have made
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  Speaker 1: some mistakes that you ain't that you can't do it
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  Speaker 1: because everybody gonna make them. There's nothing unperfect, no, not one.
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  Speaker 1: So get up, keep moving, keep pushing, step on what
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  Speaker 1: you're laying there for. Your daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: my father was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you.
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  Speaker 1: My daddy never had a conversation with me about church.
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  Speaker 1: He beat me for not going, but you know a
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  Speaker 1: couple of times, but he wasn't about that wasn't his message.
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  Speaker 1: That was my mama's job. My mama taught me about
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  Speaker 1: being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving your life
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  Speaker 1: about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama was a
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  Speaker 1: Sunday school teacher, so I got all of that from her.
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  Speaker 1: My old man ain't had none of that for me.
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  Speaker 1: My old man talked to me about one thing all
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  Speaker 1: day long, hard working manhood. And when you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: that if you don't get an nothing else from me,
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  Speaker 1: he gave that to me, so I got it. See, so,
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  Speaker 1: my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't an what you're finn to do. You fin
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  Speaker 1: to get up and go do what you're posted to do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: stop all that wine and like some punking gonna get
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  Speaker 1: the movie. That's how my father talked to me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you real. It worked for me though,
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  Speaker 1: And before you start emailing me, they had nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with homosexuality at all. It's just that was his
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  Speaker 1: turn for a man, not acting like a man. That's
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  Speaker 1: all it was. It had. It was not a gay
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  Speaker 1: reference at all. I want you to understand that before
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  Speaker 1: you start emailing me. So my daddy wasn't calling that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't not a sexual reference for him. My father talked
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  Speaker 1: to us. That's what he meant. I knew exactly what
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  Speaker 1: he meant. He couldn't admit. No, hedn't even know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about that. My man clueless when it comes to that
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  Speaker 1: right there. So when I was getting down and feeling
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  Speaker 1: bad about myself, my old man, he taught me this toughness. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to
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  Speaker 1: work and work hard. That's why today, when God does
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  Speaker 1: bless me with something, he ain't got to weary about
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  Speaker 1: me not working hard because that's in me. And when
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  Speaker 1: I get tired, I asked that same God for strength
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  Speaker 1: to keep on doing so I can do the lessons
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  Speaker 1: he got for me. So when you ask me how
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  Speaker 1: you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got to figure that out. All I got
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  Speaker 1: to do is show up with the same amount of
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  Speaker 1: faith for being showing up with God handle the rest
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  Speaker 1: of it. See y'all, Hey, Matt, tell youself, I don't
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  Speaker 1: see how you do it. I don't either, can I
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  Speaker 1: can I get? Hey man, news flash, let me hear.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how you doing all that, Steve. You're
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  Speaker 1: doing this, you doing that, You can I tell you something?
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  Speaker 1: I don't either. I just wake up with the faith
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  Speaker 1: man and trusting that if He gonna bless me with it,
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  Speaker 1: he must be gonna show me a way how to
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  Speaker 1: get it done. See I ain't tripping on that part.
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  Speaker 1: See I. Once you take yourself out to how to business,
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  Speaker 1: you can go on and get with it. But see,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna trip yourself out with the how to,
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  Speaker 1: you can't think like God can think. You can't figure
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  Speaker 1: like God can figure. So now you're sitting up in
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  Speaker 1: here gonna Lord, I want this to have him for me?
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  Speaker 1: Then I don't know how I'm will do all that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: guess what? You in the way? Now? See you? Now
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  Speaker 1: you in the way, because see God ain't ask you
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  Speaker 1: to figure out how to? He said, ask and believe.
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  Speaker 1: Then he said faith without works is dead. That's my solution.
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  Speaker 1: That's the concoction that I'm functioning on. All I got
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  Speaker 1: to do is accept the blessing, keep the faith, be
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  Speaker 1: willing to work and believe God can do anything but fail.
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  Speaker 1: Why would God bring me this far to leave me?
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  Speaker 1: Why would he bring you this far to leave you? So?
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  Speaker 1: Why I get up every morning? I have no choice?
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  Speaker 1: I got to get up in here the rap. When
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  Speaker 1: I'm running late, Man, I try to ply through here.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't make it. Man, I gotta do a rerun.
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  Speaker 1: But I ply through here because man, Steve, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: run out of something to say. No, I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: keep thanking him. Now. You can't run out of that
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  Speaker 1: canyon because you owe him that. Matter of fact, when
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  Speaker 1: I get through talking, I really ain't thanked him enough.
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  Speaker 1: You're shout, ladies and gentlemen, it is about to begin.
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  Speaker 1: To Steve Harvey Morning Show. I have selected a song
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  Speaker 1: for you this morning that I have just decided to
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  Speaker 1: just oh oh, blurted out, I don't love you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that simple. Explain it to the young people listening.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, they don't get it. You know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: old songs. Man. Will you just blurt out to beginning
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  Speaker 1: and then everybody know what it is? M Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gone, gone, yeah yeah. My daughter loves you. Child,
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  Speaker 1: fly you on, same child, fio woo so on search
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  Speaker 1: hold fie. You don't make him like this anyway. The
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  Speaker 1: way you walk and talk. It really searchs me up
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  Speaker 1: to a fire alarm. Child. Yes, it does. The way
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  Speaker 1: you squeeze and tea knocks me to my knees, come
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  Speaker 1: out smoking, baby, the way you swear and curve it
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  Speaker 1: reacts my nerves and I'm so excited. Child who lets
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  Speaker 1: me know? Ha? Yeah, let us have it. Se I
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  Speaker 1: just feel like some old ass, hard ass singing. That's
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  Speaker 1: that lounge singer that never made it because he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: quite on the notes. But you couldn't tell him that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he had all the Hollywood singer moves. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: would have had Roscoe Wallace making the pigs, Colin Farrell,
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  Speaker 1: your favorite rock Roscoe Waller, Yeah, what's up? Hard singing?
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  Speaker 1: Hate Steve, what's up Crew? Ain't nothing with it, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just be seeing you in concert doing that whole
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  Speaker 1: thing though. That's what I'd be working at. I was
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  Speaker 1: bad dog. I saw Teddy laugh, I saw how Player live.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all missed concerts. That was real concerts. And the dudes
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  Speaker 1: actually sound just like the record like Luther what no
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  Speaker 1: day of remixes, remix your remix hits, scarned Tip just
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  Speaker 1: random scared time, like when he just blurts him out
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere. You're all bad, bad missus. Yeah, and them
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  Speaker 1: skinned type. Hang on, sugarfoot coming up at thirty two minutes,
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  Speaker 1: is gonna say good morning and say nobody's say good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Skinned type guy came over. All right, we'll have more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Here
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  Speaker 1: we go with something funny. This is a story about
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  Speaker 1: marriage though um signs a marriage is doomed. According this
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  Speaker 1: is according now Jay to wedding photographers. Okay, there's no
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  Speaker 1: doubt wedding photographers have seen it, all right, we all
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  Speaker 1: hire wedding photographers. Was not the police. Yeah, you can't
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  Speaker 1: call the police. Sirens and stuff, all right. Anyway, wedding
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  Speaker 1: photographers have seen it all and since they spend a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time getting to know a couple before a
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  Speaker 1: big day, many can see the signs of a doomed
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  Speaker 1: relationship even before the IDEs, even before they're even said. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Wedding photographers have shared the red flags that tell them
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  Speaker 1: a couple maybe headed for divorce. Red flags include here
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  Speaker 1: we go, a partner who's completely uninterested in taking the
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  Speaker 1: pictures in the first place, could be already married. A
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  Speaker 1: couple who doesn't spend any time together at a reception.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's another sigh. That's another red flash. Her family,
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  Speaker 1: he's with his family. You know how it goes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. And couples who aren't on the same
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  Speaker 1: page over money, that's definitely a red flag any relations
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  Speaker 1: first first, man, all right, here's another issue. If a
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  Speaker 1: couple has between a twenty and twenty five percent rejection
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  Speaker 1: rate plus in fighting amongst the wedding party. Wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and other people said that he's not good for you
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  Speaker 1: and she's not good for you. Of your friends said
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't be up with that. Yeah. And a couple
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  Speaker 1: couple who makes, you know, like little tiny, little bity
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  Speaker 1: subtle digs at each other throughout the webb, not that
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  Speaker 1: when we had stuff like that. You're an expert at
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  Speaker 1: a fixed photo. You don't get that. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be get in that draft to be which
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  Speaker 1: what think you? Daddy will be told you this? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: so and seems here of course we want you to
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  Speaker 1: chime man, it's your time and when you get through, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I'm just about through. But I do have a
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  Speaker 1: question to ask you. Did you guys have any doubts
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  Speaker 1: and did you see any red flags? Yeah, before you
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  Speaker 1: got married? The best sign ever ever. And I didn't listen.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter said to me. She said to me, Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to go through with us. We can
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  Speaker 1: just have a party and leave. I have the reception,
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  Speaker 1: but not another friend of match, Stephanie said, this was
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  Speaker 1: my undred times match d been married. Which war yeah, Stephanie,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah about third Stephanie says it Stephanie, you coming
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  Speaker 1: to my which Stephanie said, and I repeat, now, dog,
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  Speaker 1: I catch the next one like it's a movie a flight. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: I'll next. No, No, I have a short list of
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  Speaker 1: things that I have discovered that can happen during the
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  Speaker 1: wedding day or reading up to that. We'll let you
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  Speaker 1: know the same thing. The work come on from the
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  Speaker 1: wedding photographer perspective. Okay, if at no point do they
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  Speaker 1: want to whole hands for pictures, here's another sign at
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  Speaker 1: the wedding if it ain't but one person on top
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  Speaker 1: of the cake, the kind of make a cake like that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just a bride or just the groove one. I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: don't you don't even gotta put me up on And
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  Speaker 1: here's the biggest way you could tell this. This this
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  Speaker 1: weird ain't gonna last. If at the reception, ain't no
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  Speaker 1: gifts on the table. That's what people are just saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not finding pot, waste my money. This ain't somebody says,
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  Speaker 1: so what is that again? Really getting married? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to be there. I guess my favorite one was
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  Speaker 1: if you're taking digs like that? Yeah, but God doesn't
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  Speaker 1: your sign all the time? Thank you, thank you, my
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  Speaker 1: take of breath mint before we walked down. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even like each other with them a little through the groom.
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  Speaker 1: She coming down now? Then you up there, and this
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  Speaker 1: is what you turn around your best man to say
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  Speaker 1: he has Yeah. I don't know if y'all know this
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  Speaker 1: about music, but this is the absolute truth. Taps and
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  Speaker 1: the wedding song. Taps and the wedding song are in
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  Speaker 1: the same key. I rest my kids so horrible, but
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  Speaker 1: Jay is the expert wedding song. Same. Okay, you meet
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  Speaker 1: a lovely, beautiful woman, you meet her a beautiful woman, huh,
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  Speaker 1: you like her a whole lot. Yes, the relationship is growing.
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  Speaker 1: It's about that time you know that the next step
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  Speaker 1: is marriage. What do you do? Didn't Steve tell you
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  Speaker 1: to stop doing this several times day it's life and
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  Speaker 1: every like every month, you do it again. Damn thing,
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  Speaker 1: he said. I didn't try something new, Seave you got
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  Speaker 1: that for sure? For sure he ain't heard. He's so
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  Speaker 1: unmoved by this new He's heard it all right, because
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  Speaker 1: he felt that way about it all. Yeah. Day is
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  Speaker 1: a good doing the relationship, but it get bad after
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  Speaker 1: the wind is a good doing the relationship. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this untapped with the brank phone call, we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back. You're listening show coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. Miss Anne will be here with today's
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  Speaker 1: national news and headlines. But right now it's time for
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  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that prank back. Can I claim
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  Speaker 1: your keys and I claim your Let's go? Yeah, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh Devin, Devin, Yeah, Hey, Devin,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? Man? My name is Curtis Man, Curtis.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to reach out to you. You um
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  Speaker 1: your your your son? Uh? He plays basketball with my nephew,
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  Speaker 1: manum your son. He is the one that's on the
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  Speaker 1: on the Blazers little league basketball team. Right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything
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  Speaker 1: good man. You know they got a game Saturday and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times man at the game.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me. Man, uh, light
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  Speaker 1: skinned brother about about six foot. Yeah, I probably met
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  Speaker 1: your pay. You know, i'd be so intense with the game.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually, man,
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  Speaker 1: wanted to hole at you about about your son. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Um you you? Um are you? Are you? Are you
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  Speaker 1: working right now? Are you currently working? Am I am
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  Speaker 1: I working? Like? Yeah? I am working? Actually, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I mean you have a yea,
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  Speaker 1: a steady job is what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what you what you're getting that though? Like you know,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were calling about the basketball team, like uniforms.
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  Speaker 1: I know, we got a game Saturday. You know sometime
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  Speaker 1: they want donation for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: what I was asking? So so, I mean you you
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  Speaker 1: got a regular nine to five job you go to
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, I gotta nine to five. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: things is kind of crazy, but I was just kind
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  Speaker 1: of short. But you know, I still I still work
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  Speaker 1: I mean while I was going on, you need a
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  Speaker 1: job of talking. No, no, no, I'm just checking. Man.
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  Speaker 1: See what I wanted to get at you about, Man,
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  Speaker 1: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna clean your
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  Speaker 1: son on your income tax? Did you hold on? Bro?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Now you said, am I gonna clean my son on
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: my taxes this year? Right? I mean, like you know
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: as a dependent? So you asked some real personal questions.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Now you know, like you're the guy that you just
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: said you know me from the basketball team that my
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: son play on bass? You know, and now you doesn't
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: jump from the Blazers to do I clean my son
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: on my taxes? And do I have a steady income?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, yeah I got I got
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a steady income. And I'm claiming my fight. What I mean,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: what you're trying to get at Bro? Well we'll see man,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: what I was thinking. You know, I just want to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: read you seem like cool dude when I saw you
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: at the gym. Man, what I was gonna ask you? Bro?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: You know see right now, Man, when I get through
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: with my taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: about eight hundred dollars. But now I see if I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: clean a child as my dependent. Man, they're gonna get
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: me by twenty two, twenty three hundred. You see what
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I'm saying and what I wanted to get at you about, man,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: is you know you let me clean as my son,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you know, so I can gonta get this good money? Bro? Bro, Bro,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, with all due respect, Bro, you're talking about
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you want to claim my son on taxes. Hold on,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: but I don't even know you. You're talking about you
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: seeing me at my son's basketball game. You might be
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the police for all I know. Bro, he sounds like
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the police. No, no, no, no, it ain't. It ain't.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't trying to come like what I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: trying to say. Man, Now they're trying to hit me
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: off of this eight hundred. Well see I can get
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: twenty three hundred. Man, I kick you down two fifty.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: You understand I'm saying, Man, everybody key two simpty you crazy?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Now you sound like a joke, bro, because now you're
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: insult to me. You're telling me you want to claim
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: mom now for somebody with you old money. I don't
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: even know you. Food So I can make two fifty, Bro,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to be on a brother. When I
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: claimed my kids, I'm getting the same exact like you getting.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what dollar like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: taking two hundred dollars from I don't know you know
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Okay, when I'm the one stuck over
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: here paying the eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting. Ask
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you to look out for a brother. Man, you say, yeah,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: look out. You know my check being cut from forty
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: hours a week to thirteen hours a week, and I
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: still got these little backs to me for Jordan, Michael,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Jordan never put us down. That's why I'm trying to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn, you don't
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: even see a good thing when it's coming at you. Bro. Bro,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're talking about bro. No two
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to fifty. Bro. When I clean you two little I'm
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: getting twenty three hundred dollars a piece. Bro, What you
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna take two fifty from you for? I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: don't even know you like that? So man, you ain't
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, you ain't got a trip. Man, Then
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: if you was my bro, you're my people. You know,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: maybe we could do a little something. I can understand that,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: But Bro, you ain't gonna get me no two fifty
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you point
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: three hundred. It's comment money front. So why did I'm
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: suposed to do? What am I opposed to do? Davin?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Tell me that. I mean, Bro, what you put to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: do is go how you see clean that little every
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: year and you will get what I get. Please, look
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do. My hours done got cut from
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to go
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: pick me up the little side of handstand. You gotta
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: change your ways. You out here trying to get me
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: locked up for government scams. But what I'm trying to do, man,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: is get this eight hundred off my bad dog. That's
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: all I'm trying. But ain't nobody trying to get no trouble? Man. Bro,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you're still talking about getting you eight hundred and getting
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: me locked up. Now you got me up. I'm out
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: here working hard to support my kids, man, But I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: ain't for the city and go through That's what you know. More, Man,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't in the city and go through. That's what
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: your normal is. You're gonna help me with this money
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: or not? Brian helped you with Bro. I need I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: see you on Saturday. Bro. I'm gonna you up. Bro.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'm timing you. Brother. I need your son sold to
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: security number right now. That's what I need. Bro. Let
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, BROA what you look like? Bro?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: You said you a light skinning and he's gonna stop
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: six foot bro when I see you when I step
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: in that amnasium. Bro, I'm on your bro. You ain't
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: on that. You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, You've got
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: to bring that damn social security number. I think it's
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: a game. I'm gonna comply them. Okay, cool. I got
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. You're
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: listening to me on my phone, Bro, I'm even talking
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: to this fool. I got one more thing I need
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to say to you. Man, Is you listening to make
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Shay your last statement you want on your tombstone? Bro?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You just got crank baby, This Nephew tim Me. Man,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: what's up, Devin? What's up? Fool you got me out here,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: go crazy? Hey man, you got hey? Do you got
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: a boy that you work with? Name? Yes? Crazy? Put
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: me up to this man, Man, I'm gonna get work tomorrow. Man,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the world. Brother, Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: ask you. You gotta tell me, man, what is the
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man? Steve Harvy Morning y'all?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Crazy man, I'm gonna beat and then you have it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: You have it, man, what you want on your tombstone? Brother?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Have you as soon as I get in that gym, man,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: that was crazy. You got to get your little seed.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Y'all selaim take here. I'm like, well, I'm like I'm
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: taking y'all these around here and do your part part. Okay,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, nephew. Coming up at the top
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: of the hour, entertainment and national news. Right after this,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steven Show. Heybody's junior, listen to Steve Hurry
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  Speaker 1: FM dot com. Junior, you're ready, absolutely, is everybody ready? Yes,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: it's time for let thank you Ja. Let me just
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: tell y'all something here. I'm doing something different this week
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: because I'm growing as an artist. And so I saw
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: something bad. I saw something definitely traumatic go on, and
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it changed my thought process. I saw some coffee wasted Starbucks,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: and it decided pushed me actually into writing limericks. Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and for those out that they don't know what limerick is,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: a limerick is just a short story about an individuals.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: It's real quick. So I changed over limericks and I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: just found like the growth. Thank you, thank you, Ja,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: And so I just wrote some limrics about chair to you, Jay,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Carla. Yeah, I just I know y'all know. Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: let me start with Tommy it's a limerick about Tommy.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: There once was a man name Tommy who walked around
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: and nice self put jammis. He was quick to get
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: mad and then turned back. Lad. Oh Tommy is like
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: a suona. Okay, truth this one. And I like to
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: do one about my good friend Jay Anthony Brown. Grown
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: to know Jay, working with Jay on a daily basis,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I've grown the norm and this is what I found out. Okay.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: There once was a man named Jake who had diabetes
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that would not go away. He could not sweets, but
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: he might lose his seats. But Stevey at this one
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: by Carla, I do this one. I looked at my face.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: There was was a lady named Carla on the Steve Show.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: She is the baller. She keeps it so straight and
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: well up to date. But Carlor sometimes like the holl on.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I know everybody's been waiting on this, when this is
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: what I've been waiting to. Come on. Shirley, Oh, Shirley,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: and I love you, says, I really do you. Proby
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: will pick the cross. But there once was a lady
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: named Shirley. She is real boogie and Gurley. She keeps
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Steve real straight and she loves her mate, but Shirley,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: don't come into early. Those are ligainse. There's once was
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: a man named Timmy who walked around and silk pajamni.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: He was quick to get mad and then turned back glad,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: oh Timmy, like we don't know what we've been all right, Steve,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: let's get to the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, okay,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. In Minneapolis yesterday, George Floyd's longtime girlfriend,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Courtney Ross told the court how she met him. She
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: says she was homeless and at her wits end in
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: a shelter where Floyd was a security guard, and she
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: says he was tender and nice. We've been through so
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: much my son's and if this kind person just to
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: come up to me and say, can I pray with you?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: She was also asked about drug use, since the defense
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: already says that it's going to claim Floyd died because
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: of an overdose and not from strangulation. Miss Ross told
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the prosecutor, yeah, they both had issues with pain, George
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Floyd had old football injuries, and that they both were
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: prescribe opiates which they became addicted to. However, she said
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: they both have been trying to kick the habit, trying
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: very very hard. Also on the stand yesterday, Derek Chauvin's supervisor,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Sergeant David Proger, who was asked about the length of
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: time that Derek Chauvin kept his knee on Floyd's next
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: since when the medic arrived. He said he tested mister
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Floyd and found that he was already dead, yet Chauvin
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't move off at a man. Based on your review
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: of the body worn camera footage, do you have an
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: opinion as to when the restraint of mister Floyd should
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: have ended in this encounter? Yes? What is it? When
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: mister Floyd was no longer offering up any resistance for
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the officers, they could have ended their restraint, And he
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: said that that was after just five minutes, not nine.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Testimony continues today. Well, it's like the old song, what
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: a difference in day makes. The head of Atlanta based
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Delta Airlines now forcefully condemning George's new voting rights law,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: the one which civil rights activist say is aimed at
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: making it harder for black people to vote. A few
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: days ago, Delta CEO said he was supportive of part
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: of it, but after that they were calls all over
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the internet to boycott Delta Airlines. Yesterday, CEO Ed Bastion
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: told CBS to folks have it all wrong. Some of
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the comments that were made were taken out of context.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: We were not supporting the bill. We were supporting the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: fact that we were exiting toxic provisions of proposed legislation.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: But when you put it all together, it did not
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: match with what we said at the start we were
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: looking to do. I didn't say what they were looking
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: to do exactly. And finally, at the movies, Godzilla versus
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Kong brought in nine and a half million dollars in
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: its opening day Wednesday, an amount that would it would
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: have made it a flop before the world was introduced
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to a monster named Covid, But these days it's the
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: biggest opening day since to start of the pandemic, and
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: that's even though people could see it for free on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: HBO Max. Meanwhile, The Coming to America's sequel did really
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: well for Amazon Prime Video. In fact, it was the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: most stream title in the country the week it came out,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and it was the first time Amazon Prime Video I
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: ever took the top slot. We're Coming to America now
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: to bro Come on, Jay and keeping with the vein
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: of east. Why not like Easter song? That's gonna say
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: it all because it's the day we go crazy with
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: what we have to wear. Hit it My firstime draws
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  Speaker 1: and it's wait till they see me in this shoot
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  Speaker 1: that at the bottom and in the time of your soup,
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  Speaker 1: the soup you ready, You're gonna kill them? He skins
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: a Sunday. I can't believe those fruitful suits. I see
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: that colors out y'all yellow ride and fat, can't green guy,
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  Speaker 1: old and gray? One jacket the way to a long
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  Speaker 1: You know your wrong? Where you get that plant from?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You got on art and sucked, but your suit is
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: blo Why the leader hasn't way give the lea. You
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: must be blinding, atch man. I didn't know. See low
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  Speaker 1: head of soul when you listen? Sending those pictures told
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  Speaker 1: me real soon. Why the leader hasn't way in the
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: ugly esus? You must be blinding, watch man. I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: See low head of sul when you get listen damn listen.
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  Speaker 1: Truth has today in that ugly east to sue and
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  Speaker 1: you know the anymre laid it out the night before,
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  Speaker 1: a killer just gonna hurt him on it. I remember
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: one year, man, I got me a white suit. My
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: mama told me, boy that I don't want you get
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: no white suit. I had paper out, like give me,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the white suit, white suit. I only had
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: one pair of shoe they were black, so I wanted
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: a black shirt. I couldn't find a black shirt. Bought
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: a white shirt at a box of Rick Die and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: died it. I died this shirt in church, got hot
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: to die, bleeding out the shirt into the suit. Your
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: mother told you, I'm since have been here, man, with
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: this cheap as shirt. I got sweating. It's leaking to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: die is leaking onto the suit. Man. I was so hurt.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Now my suit got these great blotches on it. Man,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: And you know this is wayfolk camouflage. I could not
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: play all. It's all going down easter. You're absolutely right,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: all right, We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to the
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Steven Show, all right. Everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: which means it's time for the kids to give their
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Easter speeches. Here's some examples, yeah for when Easter speeches
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: go badly. Okay, today we'll have speeches by little Jay,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Little Junior, Little Tommy over there, and look at him
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: over there, high little Stevie. All right, this first speech
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: will be by little Jay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: is more than just bunnies. Okay, Easter is more than
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: just bunnies and candy. Oh I got booboo. Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: didn't go well. Okay, Now it's time for little Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Little Junior, he is die here. He has risen just
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: as he said. Hey bye, Hey Daddy, Bobby. There's my
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: other brother and sister. Dad. Daddy told me not to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: tell you about Hey, y'all, I'm like going on besides
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: the fact that he has asthma um. Okay, we need
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: to have a speech by little Tommy. Now, come on up,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Little Tommy. Here Competer cottontail hopping down the bunny trail.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Hey there, got mister Johnson. Mister Johnson come over the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: house every day after Daddy go to work. Hey, mister Johnson,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: mister Johnson A right way. Oh god, okay, every everyone
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: calmed down. Uh uh. Now it's time for little Steve.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Come on up, little Steve dude, the many years ago
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: on the cross, he died. Yes, hey, Daddy, that's your boss,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: the one you call the big fast, stupid bastard. All right, okay, um, okay,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: quite everyone, let's get back to Little Jay. Come on,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: come on, little Jay, your turn. Okay, okay, okay. He died,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: but on the he died. He died, but he died,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: but on the seventh day he rolled. Hey, that's the
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: guy to give dad a new little packs of sugar
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Daddy put in his pocket. Okay, uh moving, hey, okay, moving,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: moving right along with our Easter program. It's time once
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: again for little Junior. Little Junior, he gave his life
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: for us that we could be. Hey, that's the lady
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that comes out of the building that has dances on it.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: And Daddy always give whole buddy and says this is funny. Baby.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: He um. Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: speech writing down. You're cal ears queen clean no's tiny tail. Hey,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Mommy and Dad, that's the lady that's got a little
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: boy that looked just like me, Daddy. Now now now
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: he will ended right here with little Stevie. Okay, well
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: we show we ain't gonna ended with this one, because
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey Dad, they're
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay downstad
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: to play video game. Hey mit the Carter, thanks for
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the money. They run hand up another five next Friday. Okay, Daddy,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: you don't know him. That's that's Met the Carter and Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: why are you choking? Met the car, Happy Easter. That
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: concludes our Easter program. J Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you everyone,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Come on boys, my mama faining all right up next guys,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy sprank phone call. Right after this. You're listening to
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: The subject my man's daughter saw it all okay. That
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: is the subject of I'm the Strawberry letter for today,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: My man's daughter saw it all okay. But right now
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you got nearly This is oak creosity calm it down, Carlin,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: fast out, give me creosity. Let's run a cat, let's go. Hello. Hello,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y, Marvin High. I'm
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: calling you from doctor's office. I'm actually the lab technician
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: UM and you you came in I got it physical.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I guess a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, okay, and
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: my understanding this is for your for your occupation correct, Yeah, okay,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you're at what do you do for a living when
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you're a river? Okay? Now I was giving you a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: call about I'm here looking at your records and all
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: see have you had any Have you had any activity
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: or any problems around your naval area? No? Fine, okay,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: saying all right, yeah, everything's fine. But I mean if
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: you haven't had any any type of nothing, no breakout
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: or anything around your navel or whatsoever. Na about my navel?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Now everything's going straight, man, Okay, to see what's going on? Man,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: what's happening? Okay? Actually, you've been diagnosed with um oak
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: triositis andasta triosis is actually a fungus that comes out
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: of South America, and you have no activity whatsoever around
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: your navel the same man, it's oaktriositis, sir. And what
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: what that is is actually you're you're if you haven't
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: had it yet, you say you haven't had any activity.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: be growing from your navel. And it gets about six
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: inches long and it probably bears about probably about twenty
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: five to thirty leaves on it, but it's very small.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Who you see a tree gonna be growing out my name,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a small tree. And uh, what's gonna
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: happen is I'm gonna have to get you to come
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: back in probably in the next month. We're gonna need
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you to come in so we can check it out.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: But it's got to grow its fullest potential before we
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: can actually do anything to it. Nah, I can't come
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: in and on mind, I got to come in today. Man,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: somebody got so we we we can just trying to resolve. Man,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get married. Man, Well we can't. It has
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: to grow its fullest potential, sir. And uh, the full
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: term is actually like about four weeks before we can
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: actually and I'm not waiting for those four weeks Man,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: somebody got to come till meet something, right, Nah, Man,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go marri Man have to fly to time,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: man and have something going out of my neighbor. Man,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: y'all going crazy, man, Sir Otriosa, this is something that's
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: very rare. We were actually getting this assignment from overseas
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: in South America on how to treat this. Man. I
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: don't give it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: have to come give me some help right now. Man,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: office main't got to come down and do something for me. Man.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: And what you say telling as you said, I can
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: cut it out myself. So the best I can do
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: is probably trim it a bit, you know, and maybe
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: knock a few leaves off, But I cannot touch the
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: full stock at all. Man. You can cut this put
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the bad day do something, sir. If you cut it
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: right now, you cannot, sir. If you cut it, there's
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create a
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm trying
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to get this school or dot. Man. He didn't tell me.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: It ain't nobody that I've dried on there and get
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: this put dot man. I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: do this for me. So you cannot pull it out.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: problem if you try to pull it out. Sorry, problems
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: already up. I'm trying to get this probber Man. Give
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: me till the big hospital. Ain't now hit me. You
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: want me to do that. It's not something man, I
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: poke out of my summer and you you can do man, sir,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Oak triositis is not something that we treat all the time.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Like I said, it hails from South America, so we
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: got I don't give a from Great Britain somebody for
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: me to come down and help me, poor man, sir.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I understand what you're going through, but we have to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: let it grow it's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: the full root of it to grow. Man. I ain't
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: something whoa man gonna root in right now. Man, y'all
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do something. Man, sure, there's nothing we
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: can do. We can probably trim it a little bit.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: The trim, get some training song and do something. Sir.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do at this point but sit
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term. Okay.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Can we get you waiting? Man? Somebody helped me, right, na, Man, Sir.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Can we get an appointment for you in the next
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: four to five weeks? And when we do that, you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: got to get appointment for me through dating. I'm going
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to give matter. Man, I'm gonna fly to Jamaica. Man.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I can't have them chicking out of me. I can't
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: see it. The aport. Man, you're going embarrassing me like that. Man,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: chick it out my neighbor. Sir, I understand it. And
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: like I said, oatriositis is very rare, and it's it's
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: something that we haven't treated that many times here in
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: the States, but overseas. The message that we're getting is
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: that we need to let it grow. It's full term
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: till me ain't. Nobody in the mirror has got man,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: it's oatriositis, sir. So I can get it if nobody
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: else got it, Sir, I could not believe that you
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: were coming up with oatriositis here in the States. It's
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: it's something very rarely seen here. There's been two people
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: in the past has been diagnosed with this and actually
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: passed away. So now you telling me to die and
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you're gonna chip me three weeks, man, I'm coming down
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: another day. Man, somebody's gonna do something for me. There's
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: nothing that we can do today until four to five
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: weeks or I gotta go get married. I'm flying to Jamaica. Man.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I just said, Man, I'm hearing what you're saying, but
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I can't do anything if you don't see the tree
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: already coming out of the navel. Yet, somebody got to
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: do something. Mind. Now I'm saying what you want me
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: to do. Man, I don't know what I want you
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: to do, sir, but I have one more thing I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: can tell you what you got to say. Man, are
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: you listening listening to you? Man? This is nephew Timmy
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: by your boy, earl. Man. You gotta be damn out
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: my wig. Man, you too, Tomming Man, Man, he'll be
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: going crazy here. Man. I'm looking at all of my
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: damn neighbor things. The truth fell to go out this man,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I'm on man, No, you ain't on the right now. Man,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I'm already never two weeks man. Hey, man, I got
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man, what is
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: the land, hard morning show. If you're listening your asses
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: out the wind? Yeah, you out of that? How was it? Y'all?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Who you always ask us that? I just gotta know
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: how you felt about it? You know you're the greatest,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: You're the king of pranks. Did you feel did you
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: feel anything? You can get your butt wept one day?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: What's this? But it's fairly That's why I do it.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Your asses the wind. We knew this is gonna make
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: call to go crazy right here. Hey, that's classic, man,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: that's class. That's classic. Alight. You're very welcome, Birmingham, Alabama.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: The Nephew was coming to town to the stardom Baby
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: April sixteenth through the eighteenth. Tickets are on sale right now.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Two shows Friday, two Saturda Dude, and one on Sunday.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. That is the Magic City
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Classic Weekend. So if you're coming to the Classic, make
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: sure you come by and seeing your boy, the nephew.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I will be at the Star done putting it down.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Five shows, two Friday, two Saturday, and one on Sunday.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: That's right, Stupid is on its way back. But a
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: long time since stupid to grab that microphone. But I'm ready.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I've been itching for it, I've been crying for it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I've been yearning for and it's going down. Sixteen through
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: the eighteen April Baby Stardum tickets on sale right now.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, coming up next, it is my
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter for today. This subject my man's daughter saw
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: it all. We'll be doing the Strawberry Letter when we
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: come back right after this. Top of the hour. Let's go.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show right now. It
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need some
• 53:11
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• 53:15
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• 53:18
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• 53:21
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• 53:24
  Speaker 1: don't send as D letters, you will never be famous.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: We will be real loser. Is that what you said?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: This could be your only chance. We could be reading
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: your letter on the air, just like we're gonna read
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: this one right now. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: We gotta pull you here. It is the straw buried letter.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Subject my man's daughter saw it all. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: My fiance and I have been together for a while,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: but we don't live in the same city, so we
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: do everything we can to spice keep the spice in
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: our relationship. We spend We send flirty texas and explicit pictures,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: and when we're together it is on and popping. The
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: texas and pictures we send are so raunchy, risque and
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: vulgar that a porn star would blush. We can't help it. Well,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: now we have a big problem. My man has a
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: fifteen year old daughter and I have always had a
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: great relationship with her until recently when she went through
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: her daughter's phone, her father's phone and saw it all.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Since then, she does not want anything to do with
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: me or her dad. She has not visited him since
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: this incident. I have reached out to her, but she
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: will not speak to me. I am so hurt because
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: she thought of me as her stepmom and I called
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: her my daughter. My man is crushed and he doesn't
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: know what to do. By the way, she has been
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: punished several times for going through other people's things, but
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: this time is different. I do now know how. I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: do not know how to fix this or if it
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: can be fixed. I think my man could be doing
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: more to help. He's got to step up, or his
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: relationship with his daughter may not ever be the same.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I need some real advice on how to handle this
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: and keep my family together. Please help, Wow, dear, please help. Yeah,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: this is a a mess right here. This is a
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: big problem. This young lady has been punished already for
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: going through people's things, and you know that's the problem.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: When you go through people's things, a lot of times
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: you find what you don't want to find, and you
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: see what you don't want to see or what you'd
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: never think in a million years you would see. This
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: is her dad. She's traumatized. This is her soon to
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: be step mom that you know she highly looks up to,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: and at a fifteen year old. She as a fifteen
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: year old, she cannot process this. It's hard for her
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: to process. So this is a major problem for everybody
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: all around. And quite frankly, you know, I don't I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you to do. You know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: you want to keep your family together, Maybe you can
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: start with some sort of family therapy. You know, you
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: gotta try and talk to this this young girl and
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: see if you can get through to her on a
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: different level. I mean, but it's going to be hard
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: because she's seen you like this. So you know, you
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: got to talk about the respect level. Now, you got
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: to talk about the fact that she sees you is
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: probably somebody nasty and just someone that she doesn't want
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to deal with. You know, she's so disappointed and upset
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: with her dad. But I think in this instance you
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and her dad are going to have to sit her
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: down and talk to her, especially her dad. But give
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: it a little time. Let some time go by, and
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: then maybe maybe you can all come to the table
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and have a conversation. You know, tell her it was
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: an accident. You didn't mean to uh for her to
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: see all of this, and um, you know, I don't
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: know this is this is a tough one for me, Steve,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: not for you. Yeah, it ain't nothing you can do.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: That is nothing you can do. Let's just start with
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the fact. Can't turn it down just a little bit
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: because what I'm about to say I need everybody's undivided. Okay,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: come on, here's the whole letters in this right here
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: we seeing flirty texts and explicit pictures, and when we're
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: together it's on in popa. Here is the killer. The
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: text and pictures we see are so runchy, escate, and
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: vulgar that a pawn star would blush. I hadn't done it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: What she's saying and what Stormy Daniels did with President
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Trump ain't nothing. Wow, y'all been doing photos, photo shoots
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: and set ups from Blacktail magazine. Black Tail, Yeah, that's
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: how raunchy. YOA Blacktail was a black Porto magazine with
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: no makeup artist, with no no touch up. So photo,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: we're taking this picture, we're printing it. We ain't got
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: money for touch up. Stretch marks, bullet wounds, bruising cuts,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: very colose veins, all of it. Bite mind. Now, what
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: my question to you is when you say raunchy, risk,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: skate and loco that a pawn starward blush, let me
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: ask you a couple of questions. You obviously have sent
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: a picture where your right foot was on the floor. Well,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: where was your left foot? She didn't not put that
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: in the letters. I'm just asking because how raunchy is
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: we talking? She said it if your left foot, let
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you, was higher than your pelvic
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: in that picture right there? Who that runch you get? Now,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: now now that we've covered now, that's risk skate. That's
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: risk skate. Now that you got your foot up, hide
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: in your pelvit, what would make it runch you? What
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: did you do? Well, now you started that had movement
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: in it. Raunchy is movement. So you didn't send a video? Okay? Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hours,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: subject my man's daughter saw it all? You're listening show?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Subject my man's daughter saw it all. This fifteen year
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: old girl then broke into her daddy's phone, and since
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: they live a part in relationship, they send each other
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: explicit pictures. The text and pictures were seeing a soul
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: raunch it risk and vulgar that a pawn star with blood.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: We can't help it. Well, the problem is the girl
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: and found the picture, and since she then saw it,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: she don't want anything to do with me or her daddy.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: We didn't punish this girl before for going through other
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: people's things, but this time is different. I don't know
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: how to fix it or can be fixed. This can't
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: be fixed. But now let reentrate. You sent a picture
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: that was raunchy, risk, skate, and vulcan. My breakdown is
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: how the picture was The three things risk skate picture
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: is your foot is on on the floor, your right
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: foot is flat on the float, your left foot is
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: somewhere up higher than your pilvet. That makes or risque picture.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: What made the picture runch you runch you was you
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: put that special effect on it where you was a humping.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Real flash, you was boomeranging your picture. Now you got
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: that in there. Then what made it vulgar was something
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: was in your hand. Oh, the only other thing you
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: could have been doing. You neck it and you barefoot,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you on your toes on your right foot, but your
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: left foot is flat up against that wall. I'm talking
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: about flat up against that wall. So that's the breakdown
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: between risque, runchy, and volt Yeah, now you didn't done
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: all this hill wow, and you turning round talking back
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: over your shoulder at the camera, and you didn't mention
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: his name. So the little girl thanks us. Hell now
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: all she see and you yeah, and you got minny
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you know, to look back, but she could damn there
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: see it yours problem. And when you got your leg
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: up that high, you damn nig got you look right
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: over your shoulder and right behind your shoulder. Blad daddy.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: That's why she don't want to talk to nobody. Now.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Now the girl don't want to talk to y'all because
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: her damn daddy. It's just the nasty. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you one thing, because my daddy did some
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: pornographic around me one time. I would not pornographic to me,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: just around me, which would have been today, would have
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: been pornographic. My daddy was woke up naked one night
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: and went in the refrigerator and I was coming downstairs
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: to use the bathroom, and he was standing in the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: refrigerator drinking out of ice water bottle neck and I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: saw we didn't have money for therapy. I'm just gonna
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: be honest with you. I still ain't over. I'm still
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: yeah traumatize. He wasn't as bright as today's turn around
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: enough at me contact, and then when he saw me,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: he continued to drink and put his damn hand on
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: this hill. You know, it was very different from me
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: back then, so I didn't have to wear it about it,
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  Speaker 1: and so I was traumatized. This girl is traumatized. She
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  Speaker 1: not talking to you or her daddy. Y'all got to
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  Speaker 1: get in therapy, yeah, definitely, but she probably ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: want to go. I mean, I mean, even if she
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  Speaker 1: goes by, I said, what's she gonna do? What y'all
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Y'all gonna take the pictures and discuss each one,
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  Speaker 1: but you know she's gone talk about your torm Well
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  Speaker 1: maybe not. She might not have the trouble for looking, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because she didn't get in trouble. Ain't gonna need a
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  Speaker 1: whipping her punishing her for this, because if y'all hadn't
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  Speaker 1: have been sending all that nasty man and what code
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  Speaker 1: your fiance got where fifteen year old could get in it?
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  Speaker 1: I know, well, you know, why is it? Fifteen year
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  Speaker 1: old with his phone? That's what? Yeah, thank you, yeah,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: my own phone. But I mean she has a problem
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: obviously with being nosy and go through other people's nosy
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: then got you in there. Yeah, yeah, now your share
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: off shot. Yeah, she's looking for something. But in due
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: time this will heal, it will it will heal in time,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: But she gonna go off to college, her own activities
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: will begin. And what y'all doing with pale and compassing
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: to what the kids out here doing right now? I'm
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: telling y'all right now, you think they'll get married? Who
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the lady who wrote the letter and her fiance? Yeah
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: they Yeah, because that little girl the probably screen shot
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: them pictures and sent them to her phone home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that little girl right there, yead it probably gonna had
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  Speaker 1: to go on and get married and all that. So
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know, we really can't help. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to tell you. I don't know how how nasty, hey, risque,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: raunchy and vulgar. There's levels, there's level. So let me
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: guess what another picture you was on? You was nicking
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  Speaker 1: on a bike like her stationary bike. Yeah, she was
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: nicking on because she was exercising and sent Yeah, on
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  Speaker 1: the tour the friends and you have got extra jiggy
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  Speaker 1: with it. You took the seat them, you sent that
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  Speaker 1: pole girl and all I feel sorry for the little girl.
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  Speaker 1: She tried to get her mind wrapping on how nasty
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: you and her her damn daddy is. And Steve, no
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  Speaker 1: one wants to see their parents, no body, No one
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  Speaker 1: wants to like that. Ever, you really don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see your mother, You don't want to stand and you
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: definitely don't want to hear him. But that's a whole
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: other show. Email us or Instagram as your thoughts on
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  Speaker 1: my Girls Shirley. Okay, we'll be back. You're listening string show,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So Steve is here, of course with things
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  Speaker 1: you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've been going to church
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of years on Easter, and it's the most
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: fascinating time for me because you see stuff at the
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: church that you really shouldn't see, really like people in
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: lime green should not be in lime green, for I mean,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: it's shocking. A lot of a little bit of lame
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: goes a long way. Yeah, just a little bit. You've
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: got that little baby, beautiful black baby walk around with
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: that day glow lemon yellow dress on yellow. You're gonna
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: see colors that you did not know existence. I mean,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you just what is that Airpi? What is that Airli? Yeah,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: that's when you be going, what is that? That's a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: ranger tang, a ranger tan. You just don't know what's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: going on. You're gonna see little boys with knickers on
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: because they mama thought it was cute. Ye, little boy,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: can't go around the rest of them boys what you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: appeal group, here's some mess. You're gonna see way way
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: too many Brits in this baby. It's just way too minute.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Damn Barretts in this baby. Head baby walk around just
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: clacking her head heavy. She cried. Here's something you're gonna
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: see if somebody's house what that's just too much damn
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: pineapple on that head the ham Man. You can't see
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: the trying to disguise this dry ass hand. You're gonna
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: see Easter Bunny in street shoot because you know in
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: the hood, you don't have the money for the feet
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: to you don't have the funny for the entire You're
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: just up in here with some black tom hand street shoes.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: He got some flowers on ballance No flower, no, no,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: no street shoes. Flows. You're gonna see your fat man
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  Speaker 1: with a too small jacket on and a little man
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: with a two big yeah, yeah. I always see that
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  Speaker 1: coming up. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, fellas,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: time for comedy brulette, Jacob quickly set up again. Please
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: you test us every week, you test our comedy ability.
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  Speaker 1: Give us five subjects. Put them on the wheel, spending
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  Speaker 1: the wheel, wedge stop, we can do it. What you got.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Here's the topics. Number one, people I hate on my job. Man,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: everybody can do that. Number two, your mama keeps hitting
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: on me. That's nice. That Number three I thought they
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  Speaker 1: was dead already. Number four Jehovah's witnessed. Number five, people
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  Speaker 1: with a clean house. We put them on the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: Spin the wheel with you got people I hate on
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  Speaker 1: my job, Let me have it, Let me have air.
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  Speaker 1: You know the people on your job who bring that
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: food item that don't nobody won't any damn way, but
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: they all booze you. By the first of all, don't
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: nobody like pumpkin pie? All right? Nobody? Why they bring
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: it to word and didn't make an announcement? Hey, I
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: gotta slice of pumpkin pie in that don't touch it.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got worry about it. Fucking pie? What does
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: you got, junior? I tell you what I like. I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: don't like people that I work with that act like
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  Speaker 1: they're healthy than you. That's an issue for me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying he's sicking. He me act like he mo
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  Speaker 1: healthy to me, but he got eight told. I want
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  Speaker 1: you to know he ain't told in I ain't talk
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  Speaker 1: about nobody does, but just a bunch of hate them.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I can't stand the dude that that that that rat
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  Speaker 1: on you when you clock out of hours, you would
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  Speaker 1: hear you thought you had it cool with him until
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: you get halfway home. Yeah, they're looking for you. How
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  Speaker 1: do you know? I'm going? I don't like people send
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you video, email you videos for their life. That just
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: got personal. The topic is people I hate on my job.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Let's go. You know what the people I hate on
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  Speaker 1: my job. And not only are they sicker than you,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: but they have functions to raise money about hot damn
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  Speaker 1: sick down. We don't have nothing for diabetics. We are
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: running were making speech. We ain't out there doing that.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have a month or the foot with you
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  Speaker 1: having a date or a month or marathon to me,
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  Speaker 1: just to me, you are sicker than me. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I like about my job. I know some sick
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  Speaker 1: people on my job. I'm not calling no name. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't tell no but I child like people that got DIABETD.
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  Speaker 1: They act like type too is better than the tight
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  Speaker 1: but careful. All that really all that I take my menacin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't shoot my MENA what they're talking to the
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  Speaker 1: sick people A body? Yeah? I mean you really still
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  Speaker 1: old man? Ain't at your ways that you was at
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  Speaker 1: one point? One point. That's all I'm saying. I talked
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  Speaker 1: about nobody on my job. I can't staying nobody. I
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: can't stand nobody on my job. Who a million now?
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  Speaker 1: And every time they come to work, they always who
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going through going through? You ain't going through who?
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  Speaker 1: The Lord testament. I ain't testing you. I ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with who I'm going through who. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what your part going through? God had your point, I
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  Speaker 1: tell God, man, I'm gonna make it do man. They
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: trying to test your who on the champagne A product.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to Steven Show. So, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you got the versus battle on Sunday. What's happening? I
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: don't like your energy about coming from you got this
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: now the world got this? Versus. This ain't Rosteve, ain't
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: the culture it is. It's every playoff, play a wreck,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: ya hustlers, so much scambling on. Yeah, every person that
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  Speaker 1: has ever been described with your cool ass. This is
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: cool people music. This is only for the cool. This
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  Speaker 1: is than ever you'll be listening. I'm sure, dog, how
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  Speaker 1: yeah what you mean? How how he ain't he ain't
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  Speaker 1: hw he ain't listen when the five con Delia's Rice
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  Speaker 1: gonna be listening? Girl can de lize ris. Her favorite
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: group is her favorite song is my favorite? She got
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: same favorite song is me. That's where the world We
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: got same birthday. Y'all don't know who gonna be and
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: D Nice is DJNS Nice live he d Man Stop Dog?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: They bringing out all the guns. You're gonna shut down
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: the internet, Steve? Are I hope they do. I'm nervous.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I'm nervous. You should be nervous. I am bad cos
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: it's about to go down. Yes, versus song like a fight.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming out more of the Steve Harvey More
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Morning Show at thirty three minutes after the hour, right
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: after this. Oh lord, you're listening to Steve Harpy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: to Brown, come on Jay and keep him with the
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: vein of easter. Why not do it Easter song? That's
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: gonna say it all because it's the day we go
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: crazy with what we have to win. Hit it end.
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  Speaker 1: So wait till they see me in this shoot that
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  Speaker 1: at the bottom added the tome of your soup. Go
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: the sup you ready? You're gonna kill him, he stans
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: a Sunday. I can't believe the stuful slups that see
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: that colors yell yellow and can green fast guy, old
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  Speaker 1: brain jacket way too long. Then you know your wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Where you get that plant from? You got on hard
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  Speaker 1: and suck for your soon blood. While the leader has
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  Speaker 1: way the leaesus, you must be blooded, watch man, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know see low head of store when you listen
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  Speaker 1: signals pitch to me real soon. Why the leader has
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  Speaker 1: the way in the the leaesus. You must be blooding
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  Speaker 1: watch man. I didn't know see low head of store
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  Speaker 1: when you get that listen, Damn, that's the truth house
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  Speaker 1: today in that ugly easy to see and you know,
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  Speaker 1: then laid it out the night before, just gonna hurt
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  Speaker 1: him on the boy. I remember one year, man, I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: got me a white suit. My mama told me, boy
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  Speaker 1: that I don't want you to get no white suit.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I had paper out I get me. I'm getting the
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  Speaker 1: white suit. White suit. I only had one pair of
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: shoe they were black, so I wanted a black shirt.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: I couldn't find a black shirt. Bought a white shirt
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: at a box of Rick Die and died it. I
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: died his shirt in church, got hot to die, bleed
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  Speaker 1: out the shirt in Tennesseup. Your mother told you, I'm
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: since have been here man, with this cheap as shirt.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: I got this. It's leaking. The day is leaking on, man.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I was so hurt. Now mussuit got the great blotches
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  Speaker 1: on it. Man, you know this is wayfolk camouflage. I
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: could not play at all. All right, Steve coming up
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after this, you're listening to all right,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day. It's been
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a fun day to day guys, really fun. Yeah, I know,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I'm loving Steve and I disagree that. All right, Steve,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: we've had a great day, like I said, and it's
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: time for your closing remarks, and you're gonna do something
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  Speaker 1: special today. I'm gonna do something a little bit different today.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: You don't know what music means to me. I'm actually
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: an expert in music. I really really am. It's not
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: that I sing or play, it said. I'm an expert
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: of the sound the music. I know good music. I
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: know real music I've picked. I can't tell you how
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: many hits. I love music, but I love nothing nothing
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: like I love Earth Winning five. So Maurice, before he
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  Speaker 1: passed his book is called Timeless. At first it was
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: called Here to the Sky. Then they changed it to
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: be Ever Wonderful. Well, they changed it again to Timeless.
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  Speaker 1: But he asked me to write the forward to the book.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: I wrote the forward my own way. I turned it in.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: The writer gave it back to me, scrubbed up. I said,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: this isn't what I wrote. He said, mister Harvett, we
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  Speaker 1: can't print that. I'm telling you how I feel about it.
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  Speaker 1: Winning five. I can't write it no other way. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we can't do it. I said, well, tell Maurice,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it, man, but I can't write nothing else.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: They went back to Maurice. Maurice said, you left Steve
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Harvey write. However he want to write about us, because
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: we mean something to that man. I've introduced Earth Winning five.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: I was with him when they had the ceremony for
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: putting their hands in the side walk out in LA
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  Speaker 1: and front of the Good Toss Store. I did the
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  Speaker 1: Lifetime Achievement Award for them. They know how I feel
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  Speaker 1: about them, so I wrote the forward. Today, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: read you what I wrote about Earth Winning Five. This
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: is what I wrote. I said to write about how
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I feel about Earth Winning Five. A musical group that
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: has meant more to me than any other. Is a
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: true blessing. The band's music is stored in my soul.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: I first heard the group when I was in high school.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: I never forgot the power of the album Head to
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: the Sky. The song that I absolutely loved was This
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: World Is a Masquerade. It remains my jam. By the
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: time I got to college, I was all over them.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: As a freshman at Kent State, I vividly remember walking
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  Speaker 1: into a store called the Cucumber Castle and buying earth
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Winding Fires. That's the way of the World for three
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  Speaker 1: dollars and ninety five cents. At the time, it broke me,
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  Speaker 1: but it was or worth it. More than four decades later,
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  Speaker 1: Earth Winning Fire's music is by far the most played
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: music of my life. Love's holiday, That's the way the
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  Speaker 1: world can't high love and be ever wonderful or in
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  Speaker 1: my personal top ten, earth Winning Fire is simply one
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  Speaker 1: of the greatest living groups period. No one put together
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  Speaker 1: lyrics to a melody like they did. No one put
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: harmony to sound and rhythm like they did. No one
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: added horns in the way they did. No one, but
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: no one messed with our minds about love and life
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: like they did. They remained so thoroughly committed to soul,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: yet had a universal sound and appeal. On top of
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: all that they knew how to show. I can't express
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: how fully and completely this band has touched my being.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: They have moved me beyond words over the years, and
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: lyrics interpret and convey my emotions, and in harmony they
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: seeing my feelings exactly as they are in words that
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: could not have said it better. I've shared the music
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: with my three sons, age ranging from almost adult to
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: the mid twenties. I was excited when they all put
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: several albums in that eyepod. It made me smile. It
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  Speaker 1: is an honor to be asked to endorse Maurice White's
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: amazing life story of how he took his band from
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: conception to legendary status. The book is rich in tales
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: of brothers in song that damn Verden the base, White
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  Speaker 1: Philip have mercied Bailey and the rest of the heaven
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Sent band. God was right on time when he hooked
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: up their skills. My interpretation of the elements is this
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Earth because they grow on you, Win because they move
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: you in one loving direction. And Fire because they set
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: your heart aflame, hands down, Earth, Wind and Fire. It's
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: the greatest group of all time. Maurice, I love and
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: appreciate you at the highest level. This book made me
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: smile over and over again, learning to behind the scenes
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: of your music, getting a chance to hear your thoughts
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: behind the lyrics, and matching them up with mine. Maurice,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: thank you for all you've done for the world of music.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the insight. Thank you for your gift
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: not only for me, but to all of us. Thank
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: you for honoring the love the way you did, for
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: real music that will never die, fade away, or go
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: out of style. This thing you did is timeless. Thank
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: you for letting God use you to do what you
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: were born to do. Most people go through life never
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: knowing what they were bought here to do. But you
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: did it, man, and you did it like no one else,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: not before and not sense. I'm just glad God allowed
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: me to live to head for myself because Lord have mercy.
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