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Happy Monday, Back To Church, Church Complaints, Sex Story, Becoming Our Parents, Apologize Baby, Old Folks and Cell Phones, Us VS Millennials, Breakup Handbook, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: themaking buck buck things, and it's stubble, y'all. Do me
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  Speaker 1: true good to ste Hardy listening to other for Steui, Hoy,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you join? Yeah, hobby joining me? Honey? Do
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  Speaker 1: you turn? Yeah? You gotta turn won't the turnhout turns
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  Speaker 1: to you? Love? You got to turn out to turn water?
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  Speaker 1: Want of yall? Comey, come on you uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: shall will a good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, geve me down wanted only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man o man o, man, I just
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you this. How good is the
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  Speaker 1: god I served? How amazing is he? That's that's all
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  Speaker 1: I you know? And you know what, really, man, when
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  Speaker 1: I try to explain um, how I feel about what
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  Speaker 1: he does for me, really, the words that I come
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  Speaker 1: up with that they just they they are inadequate. Man,
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  Speaker 1: They don't they don't cut it. They really don't. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I could say amazing. At one time I even just
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  Speaker 1: got that. I tried something real ignorant. One time I
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  Speaker 1: just said you know, God is just super casual, fragilistic
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  Speaker 1: as be all adocious. I just tried that, see how
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  Speaker 1: that felt. That's that's how all the change he is
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  Speaker 1: with me. I just try to to see how that felt.
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  Speaker 1: But then I ain't feel right saying that. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that he's amazing and awesome and he's an awesome God.
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  Speaker 1: You hear people say that is bigger than that too. Man.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, as as as hard as I try,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what I do every day, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: up short with trying to explain to you exactly how
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  Speaker 1: he works and how he is for me. So I
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  Speaker 1: just thanking that every day of a chance I get
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  Speaker 1: um here. It is it is your determination and your effort.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me carefully. It is your determination and your effort.
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  Speaker 1: I think that the average person, and I'm not knocking you,
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to hear me out. I think
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  Speaker 1: what stops the average person from becoming successful is that
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  Speaker 1: we don't realize the effort that it takes. And that's
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  Speaker 1: just truth. I found that to be so true in
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  Speaker 1: my life and my talking to people and meeting people,
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  Speaker 1: and people aren't asking me questions about it, and me
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out the way myself. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that you really can comprehend the effort that it takes
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  Speaker 1: to become successful. This is the thing that you have
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  Speaker 1: to wrap your mind around very quickly if you want
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  Speaker 1: to be successful on any level, in any area. The
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  Speaker 1: dream is the beginning. Good Lord, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: The determination and effort is massive. You cannot be overly
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  Speaker 1: concerned with sleep. If you are a person who is
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  Speaker 1: always concerned about sleep, get success out your mind. A
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  Speaker 1: fin to happen, partner is not fin to happen. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot be that concerned about sleep. Now listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You have to get your rest. But this was my philosophy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing you with what how I did it.
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  Speaker 1: My philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I
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  Speaker 1: got my rest, but I got just enough to get
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  Speaker 1: back to it, and I got back on the ground
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  Speaker 1: to hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest
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  Speaker 1: so I could go and put forth some more effort.
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  Speaker 1: But listen to me, you cannot sleep a third of
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  Speaker 1: your life away and expect to become successful if you're
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  Speaker 1: not already successful. If you are asleep for eight hours,
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  Speaker 1: that is a third of your day. You cannot be
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  Speaker 1: asleep a third of your life and expect to get successful.
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  Speaker 1: Not after you get successful. You know you you learn
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  Speaker 1: as you go to work smarter, not harder. So as
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  Speaker 1: you get successful, you may have eight hours available to you.
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  Speaker 1: But on the way up there, I don't see how
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  Speaker 1: you can do it, I promise you. I don't now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe somebody can come forward. I did it.
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  Speaker 1: I did at Yeah, probably lying, but okay, tell your story.
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  Speaker 1: Because everybody I know that's successful that I've sat down
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  Speaker 1: the head real talks with they wasn't concerned with sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot be concerned with sleeping if you want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful. How how can this happen for you? Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. The effort that it requires is massive. It's
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  Speaker 1: an all out of assault on your dream. Now you
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  Speaker 1: got to make an assault. Its requires in all out
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  Speaker 1: assault on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at
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  Speaker 1: the same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could get y'all understand this right here.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that the effort that is required to be successful
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  Speaker 1: will take everything you have, and when you think you've
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  Speaker 1: given your all, it's gonna require some more. The quality
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  Speaker 1: of your chill is amazing. See that's said, okay listening,
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  Speaker 1: What is sitting around having a bill every day? Fault?
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  Speaker 1: What but I'm sitting around smoking weed for every day phone?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, for real. But if you took that beer,
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  Speaker 1: drinking weeds, smoking chill time and applied it to progressing
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  Speaker 1: yourself towards your dream. When you do carve out a vacation,
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  Speaker 1: guess where you'll be able to go. Guess what part
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  Speaker 1: of the world you can go. See guess how you
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  Speaker 1: can you now instead of you just driving every year
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  Speaker 1: your family to family union said at the same picnic table,
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  Speaker 1: everybody pull their money in to ten families. Don't never
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  Speaker 1: pool their money in. They down. They're eating like y'all eating.
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  Speaker 1: You got attitude because the day or they side don't
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  Speaker 1: ever chip in, and no they down. They're eating the
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  Speaker 1: extra potatoes that making place. You're not arguing about this
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  Speaker 1: every year for real, man, they ain't got the T
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  Speaker 1: shirt money. You know they got to say a T shirt, don't.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't putting that really, man, so so so so
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  Speaker 1: so you want that to be it? Every year? All
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: do you want? This year? I'm taking my family to
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans. I'm taking my family see Grand Canyon. I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking my family down to the beach this year. Me
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  Speaker 1: and me and my family gonna go site. See, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go ride Coup the River on Chicago. Me and
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  Speaker 1: my family gonna go skiing this year. Me and me
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  Speaker 1: and my family going out to l A. Man, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna We're gonna go out there for the weekend. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you know it can happen like that. But if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets average results.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort
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  Speaker 1: gets ordinary results. But if you put forth an extra effort. See,
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  Speaker 1: the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word,
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  Speaker 1: that's extra. If you do extra, you can take ordinary
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  Speaker 1: right on over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have
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  Speaker 1: to have a massive assault on your dreams. Quit sitting
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  Speaker 1: up in here, man, trying to chill all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I wish I could tell you another way,
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  Speaker 1: but it ain't one. I didn't talk to jay Z
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  Speaker 1: about this. I didn't talk Samuel about this. I don't
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  Speaker 1: talked to said about this. I didn't talk I have
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  Speaker 1: talked to the President of the United States. I've had
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with him about his effort. You look at this.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot become successful with effort. You cannot be concerned
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  Speaker 1: about sleep. Here's what I did. Now, you can take
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  Speaker 1: it from me, or you can try it your way.
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  Speaker 1: But when you get through trying it, that's what you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I wasn't concerned about how much
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  Speaker 1: sleep I got. I just had to get my rest.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: And once I got enough rest to get up and
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  Speaker 1: get the task done, I got up. Somebody sent me
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  Speaker 1: a tweet the other day, a partner of mine. He
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  Speaker 1: someone to see if I can pull it up while
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. But you just sent me a
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  Speaker 1: little sign, just what not, just a little something to say,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I ran across this, I thought about you,
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  Speaker 1: and I sent it to you. It said no alarm
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  Speaker 1: clock needed, My passion wakes me. It's in block print.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no alarm clock needed, My passion wakes me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you got to be about. You gotta take
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  Speaker 1: that dream. You gotta get passionate about it, and you
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  Speaker 1: gotta get awake, and you got to get up and
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  Speaker 1: get at it, and you gotta put forth a massive
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  Speaker 1: assault on your dream. Your effort has got to be extraordinary.
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  Speaker 1: If you put forth extraordinary, If you put forth extra effort,
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  Speaker 1: you go from ordinary to extraordinary. That's the deal. You
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: think it's another way, If you got another way, could
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  Speaker 1: you please email it to me, Steve Harvey Docker let
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  Speaker 1: me know so I can slow down. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know no other way. All right, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 11:01
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  Speaker 1: actual range, Yeah, of a natural born you can't because
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  Speaker 1: I started myself sometimes. Yeah, we've learned that from you.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. The range in which we can go is
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  Speaker 1: just it's it's emmits man, it's it's I've gotten in
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  Speaker 1: so trouble with people, cities, I hold down country with
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  Speaker 1: mad at me and that little people. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got man? One time? You can't tell it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it's time
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  Speaker 1: to go back to church, it's time. You know when
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  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church set up when
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  Speaker 1: you know it is time to take yo. But the church,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean you you get up and you go, whoa,
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  Speaker 1: I need to go get Somebody needs to lay hands
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  Speaker 1: on me right now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, how did I
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  Speaker 1: get here? When you wake up and you win somebody
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  Speaker 1: and you don't know their name, it is time to
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: who you talk about backsliding? Yeah, how long we've been
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  Speaker 1: laying I got handcuffs. Yeah, you know it's time to
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: go back to church. When you wake up in this
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  Speaker 1: bike box, you can't explain nothing. Who I'm it too much?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Too much? You know. It's when you wake up and
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: you got her phone home? What they're here? And it's
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: backwards you in the past and in the back part
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: in the front. That's a crazy, crazy visual right there,
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  Speaker 1: that it's time you to go back to church. When
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and starting
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: to feel sometimes, yeah, it's that I never felt this way.
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  Speaker 1: Let all right, one, you know it's time to go back.
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  Speaker 1: The kid when you see spake marks on your behind
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  Speaker 1: and you don't know how they got that, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: can excuse me, did you know? And it's a man hand.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty rough way. You know what's actually happy day?
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  Speaker 1: When your lights, watering gay get turned off the same day,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing. It's time. You know it's time
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: to go back. When you wake up and your whole
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  Speaker 1: chest is pier I need the Lord back. Time for
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: you to go back to the church. You've been arguing
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  Speaker 1: with this fine girl for on ahead, trying to convince
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  Speaker 1: her that ain't no way because it's ago. We're not
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  Speaker 1: really cousins. Now, come on, how you figuring that webout
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  Speaker 1: down to the fifth? The fifth? It's time to go
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: back to church. You know it's time to go back
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: to church. When you wake up with a tattoo that
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: says for Ronica and you don't know know that name.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Run it's time to go to church. When you start
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: stalking anybody, Oh little women talk about every way they
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: time it's time to go back to church. You had
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: a wonderful night with a woman. You wake up and
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: passed by the bathroom. She's standing up in What happened?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Help me? You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is how you know it's really you got to
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: go now you wake up in the morning. Yeah, it's
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: eight eight open condom wrappers in the bed. You have
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: no idea you did that, though you did not necessarily.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: You know it's time to go back to church. When
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: you wake up with a glass eye. You're holding the
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: glass eye out of nowhere, out of nowhere, it's time
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: to go back to church. You run around looking at ole. Yeah,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: where did that get a glass? It's really time to
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: go back to church. Okay. When you wake up outside
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: it's somebody else's driveway. You have no idea. Yeah, definitely,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: that's all right. You know it's it's time to go
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: back to church. When you wake up and everybody around
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  Speaker 1: you got clue, cluck, clan hood, what did I do?
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  Speaker 1: Time for you to go back to the church? Wake up?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: You got a pentagon drawing on your chick, and you
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  Speaker 1: got a book entitled tim Cool Things about Sake. You.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's you know, it's time to go back
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to your church. When you wake up with peanut butter
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: all over your body, no no jelly, one more if
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: you would do you your son's high school back basketball game,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: and you can't quit thinking about want of them chilly
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  Speaker 1: to go back in time to get on back up
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  Speaker 1: in there. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
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  Speaker 1: now it is time for church complaints with deacon and
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  Speaker 1: the PASTA yeah, meaning most giving, allowable, gracious fall. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we is momentarily staggered by your love. Yes and austendentatiously,
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  Speaker 1: I said, austar pentatiously done with it. We are about
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  Speaker 1: to deal with my congregation of Waywood individuals who have
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  Speaker 1: not learned too, you know, be grateful dz is church completes. Amen, Amen, Amen,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: path to getting started this morning, we are doing a
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  Speaker 1: culture flip flop this summer. All the white members children
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  Speaker 1: would be staying with black families and the black kids
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  Speaker 1: with white families. The big issue is the white kids
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: are complaining that there's no vacation in the schedule with
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  Speaker 1: the black families. What well, we had that same problem
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  Speaker 1: when we did exchange of student program oh with some foreigners. Um,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: we need to just notify the white parents other white
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  Speaker 1: kids that black folks can't just go off and leave
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: their job for vacations every year. So if you're on
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: an off year, then your asks don't get to go.
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  Speaker 1: The white kids have problem staying at the black folk
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  Speaker 1: house on the off year. She we go every other year.
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  Speaker 1: I know it, and this is one of the other ones.
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  Speaker 1: The black kids to the beach and they well, the
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  Speaker 1: black kids is Joe and that and it's wonderful. But
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to watch him because you've got to
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: teach hand for mothers. Will she because there are some
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  Speaker 1: things that we most things, uh, black folks don't do.
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  Speaker 1: Start with then s we don't swim, We don't ski
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  Speaker 1: or we don't sky dive, we don't snug a real
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  Speaker 1: good just a host of sport yo, anything that got
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  Speaker 1: an S on it. We don't do well swimming, skiing, snockland,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: sky diving. Yeah, you understand, I got go ahead, Pat.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: We have a situation here. Now we need you to
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: have a conversation. Which sister to render Hernandez Hernanda as
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: you know her. He's married to Miguel here Nan is
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: the Spanish deacon. At the potluck Saturdays, he brought halapeno
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: kool aid and all the kids were on fire. You're
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: gonna have to talk to her. We have told the
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Hernandez family once again to ease up on the spices.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: They ruined the Eastern egg hunt for the kids the
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  Speaker 1: same way. All the eggs had been injected with hallerpeena
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: and I got hold of three of myself and next
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: thing on the old lord, so we need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to the Hernande feminine. Also, stop trying to work with us.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Just serve your dishes. Uh huh. Please stop hiding our
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: food in burrito. We like our food out on the
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: plate where we could see it, inspect and examine it,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: pick through it in the open. That's right now. Ah
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: after Deacon one arm Oscar Jenkins is upset that none
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: of the men will allow him to play on their
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: team at the church and you're a golf tournament. He
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: wants you to force them and let him play once again.
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  Speaker 1: That's Deacon one, arm Oscar Jenkins. I'm not going tournament,
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  Speaker 1: oscarol School. We're not gonna lie you because your grip
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  Speaker 1: on the on your one arm is the grip. You
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: got it in good and then you can throw that
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  Speaker 1: club at six people there anybody gonna be being there
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  Speaker 1: over putting a ball on the te for you every
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: time you need help, can your bag. I'dn't told you
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  Speaker 1: to get your boy to come out and carry for you,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: but he don't want to eat it. So no, brother, Oscar,
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  Speaker 1: we will not allow you to be in the church
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  Speaker 1: golf tournament with the arm and why don't you take
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: golf lessons? I don't know about teaching one on people
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  Speaker 1: pan well, until we find someone, look like Oscar won't
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  Speaker 1: ball twelve pound. We have a major sentuation action. Past,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to stop this before it gets out
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  Speaker 1: of hand. This past Sunday, Sister Doris Dixon used duck
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  Speaker 1: and pigeon eggs after we ran out of chicken eggs
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  Speaker 1: whipping her behind as soon as she lay eyes on it.
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  Speaker 1: But she gonna have to stop doing this bad. This
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  Speaker 1: is the second and third time she didn't uh supplemented
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  Speaker 1: chicken eggs for the breakfast and she used duck and
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  Speaker 1: pigeon eggs instead. I knew it had tell a kind
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was some other type of seasoning. But
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  Speaker 1: pigeon eggs is trifling. I had and she tried to
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  Speaker 1: combine it with vegan sausage. I damned the throat up.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll speak with her about using other eggs or
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  Speaker 1: with chicken eggs is nice, economical, they're cheap enough. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how we keep running out eggs, but pigeon
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  Speaker 1: and duveys ain't gonna work up. I had a queer
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  Speaker 1: eggs sandwich one time, had thirty two eggs on that side.
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve This lady sent a
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  Speaker 1: my friend said the breakup sex was better than any
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  Speaker 1: of the regular sex they had during their relationship. So
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  Speaker 1: here's the question. Is breakup sex better than any other
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  Speaker 1: type of baup sex? Is Hey, let's do this one
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  Speaker 1: last time? Yeah? Times before you go? Yes, something to
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  Speaker 1: remember them by? H? So is that the best kind
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  Speaker 1: or is it uh? The first time? The new partner sex?
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  Speaker 1: All of them? It is good first something? Or is
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  Speaker 1: it um? Or is it new position or experimental sex?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the best kind of sex? No, you can't
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  Speaker 1: really do no new position. They're gonna want to wait.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you got that from I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: You need some locks on your clothes? All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: How about vacation sex? That's kid, I tell you it's
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  Speaker 1: wrong way? What about just playing old at home sex? Yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: it's all right, you know when when everybody going But
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what but but they hain't no kids
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  Speaker 1: in the house. Sex that right there, But my mama
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  Speaker 1: got him. Let me tell you something, Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: tugging that thing got locked up on me and never
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  Speaker 1: people get them tights off and nothing. I didn't like that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: got no bottom on them, right cry list. But I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what though. That one little string that be
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  Speaker 1: Costumes Yeo, can you say raw? Okay, I'm moving on. Okay,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: we have to go a leaf in my mouth make
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  Speaker 1: it look like I come through. So that's kind of
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  Speaker 1: own voice of reason, intellect, and most importantly, the facts,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, mrs and tripe. This is answered with
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• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the Supreme Court tomorrow. He's being sworn in this evening
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: by the President. Kavanaugh takes a seat vacated by retired
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  Speaker 1: moderate Justice Anthony Kennedy, and the addition of Kavanaugh gives
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  Speaker 1: right wingers a five for the majority on the Court,
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  Speaker 1: which predictably leaves sent A Majority Leader Mitch McConnell happy
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: and Minority Leader Charle Schumer feeling the opposite. This historically
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  Speaker 1: tall mountain of evidence adds up to one clear message,
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  Speaker 1: Judge Brett Kavanaugh is among the very best our nation
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  Speaker 1: has to offer. From start to finish, President Trump's nomination
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  Speaker 1: of Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court has
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  Speaker 1: been one of the saddest moments in the history of
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  Speaker 1: the Senate. Meanwhile, the President, President Trump remains on the stump.
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  Speaker 1: He's fighting for Republicans to remain in control of the Congress.
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  Speaker 1: You allow the wrong people to get into office, things
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  Speaker 1: could change, and you know he's talking to The President
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  Speaker 1: told a Kansas rally that the delay in confirming Brett
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  Speaker 1: Kavanaugh to the High Court actually was a good thing
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  Speaker 1: because it energized Republican voters, and that sentiment is actually
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  Speaker 1: reflected in recent polls. Okay, voting enthusiasm among the Democrats, though,
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  Speaker 1: has been higher since Trump's election. A five point nine
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  Speaker 1: earthquake struck northern Haiti early Saturday evening, killing at least
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  Speaker 1: eleven people injuring about a hundred eighty others, poppling a
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  Speaker 1: church in auditorio or a police station in one town,
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  Speaker 1: and homes in several cities. Sorry say, the quake was
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  Speaker 1: felt in the capitol Port of Prince, but there was
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  Speaker 1: no damage, and there was subtle shakes felt in the
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  Speaker 1: Dominican Republic. In eastern Cuba, you may remember a seven
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  Speaker 1: two hundred thousand Haitians and leaving billions in damage. The
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: US war in Afghanistan began seventeen years ago this week. However,
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  Speaker 1: Osama bin Laden wasn't found until ten years later. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: you know that was under the Obama administration. He was
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: found hiding in neighboring Pakistan. More than dred American troops
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: have been killed thus far in Afghanistan. In his debut
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: with the Carolina Panthers yesterday's safety, Eric Read took an
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  Speaker 1: eat during the national anthem before yesterday's game. However, none
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  Speaker 1: of his teammates joined in. Back in You know, Eric
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  Speaker 1: Read was one of those who joined his fellow in
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  Speaker 1: San Francisco for nine are Colin Kaepernick in his silent
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: protest against racism and brutal policing. Finally, today is not
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: only Columbus Day, but it's also American Touch Tag Day
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  Speaker 1: Find out if Funky Steve is better than his nephew.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see. We'll be back in twenty mins after the
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  Speaker 1: hour on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: this segment called I'm Becoming My parents and Jay and
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey are are letting us know that they're saying
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to Shirley's mama, Miss Helen, sit down, everyone has
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette, and Jay explained it to us the people.
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  Speaker 1: We have to explain it every week because we get
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  Speaker 1: May you know Steve has no we have coming to Roulette.
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  Speaker 1: This is where we take bad subjects. We put the
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  Speaker 1: Number one, I apologize baby. This is the first time
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  Speaker 1: this has ever happened. Number two, Well, when is the
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  Speaker 1: it's been a day. That's when you want. You did
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  Speaker 1: not want. Number one. I apologize baby. This is the
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  Speaker 1: first time this has ever happened. Oh, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: no I was through any Listen, listen, listen, I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first time this has ever happened. I
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  Speaker 1: dreamed I was peeing, all right, That's why we're both
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  Speaker 1: laying here with IM just saying this time I was
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  Speaker 1: in my dream. When you're twelve, you can't come. Damn, David,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, little this is first time that's ever happened.
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  Speaker 1: But I ain't never been in a committed relationship. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know the rule. I'm so so she's putting her
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  Speaker 1: clothes on right now. Okay, baby, is just the first
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  Speaker 1: time this has ever happened to me. And since we
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  Speaker 1: had worked out a payment and it was so quick
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  Speaker 1: on my part, get somebody that money back. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to pay the full price. Okay, I said that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Listen, I really really am sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I know I asked for some doing the commercial break
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  Speaker 1: and finished in the commercial. I'm so sorry. It's for you.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't even back on. They never happen before. Ever. She
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to teach her how to swim. I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: It's the first hand. It's ever hand teach the girl
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  Speaker 1: how to swim. Baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know it was your mom. Well I had no I did,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Listen up next, it's the nephew, the King
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with another prank phone call. What
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  Speaker 1: for my uncle. So it's gonna be a good one, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: But the name of the prank is you sent my
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  Speaker 1: wife some pictures. You sent my wife some pictures. Here
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  Speaker 1: been sending pictures of uh, your damn stomach to my
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  Speaker 1: wife phone. Hey man, have y'all been sending pictures of
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  Speaker 1: your muscles on your stomach to my wife phone? With
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: this this fish right here? This fisher man. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Fisher, but they call me fish. What I want
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  Speaker 1: to know from you? Have you been sending pictures of
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  Speaker 1: your stomach to my wife phone? Man? I don't know
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: there you're telling about, playboy. I don't tell me with
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  Speaker 1: this sending pictures. And if I ain't not of you,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: it is my business. That's my wife. Then you say,
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  Speaker 1: you boy, you must ain't got you must ain't ripped
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  Speaker 1: up like me or something you were read about them
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  Speaker 1: sending this something. Hey manes, don't call I got some business.
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  Speaker 1: My business is my wife. Man. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now when I want to
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  Speaker 1: is up underneath your shirt, I'm whooping your I ain't
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  Speaker 1: hard to find playboy, you can find me. And if
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  Speaker 1: Play No, you're being disrespectful, is what you're doing. You
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  Speaker 1: with you real, check somebody else about this here? Before
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I had your wife repping on my stomach? Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: who you hey? See who you calling on? Man? Who
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• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something? Okay, tell us that time
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  Speaker 1: on my phone about the picture, because I damn them
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: if I find out them your muscles on my what
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  Speaker 1: Obviously you found my phone number, so I guess you
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  Speaker 1: can find me home? Boy, ain't you about this here?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Where are you? Let's get I'm ask your wife where
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I mit where she is? My wife is at work
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: right now if you think so? How do you think
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  Speaker 1: she got some pictures on? Boy? Hey? Man, I'll tell
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: you what when I find you. When I find you
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  Speaker 1: a little disrespectful a wife where I met? Wait? Boy
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  Speaker 1: calling me? Just open? Oh it's the cure. You must
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  Speaker 1: not be ripped up like me. Hey man, hey, hey, hey,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I got I got muscles on my stomach. I got
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  Speaker 1: them right now to get these get this stumm right
• 47:04
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• 47:07
  Speaker 1: your wife feels not. I know who see him too? Okay, well,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: and I'll be calling her. I'm calling her letting her
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  Speaker 1: stummer too. Yeah, yeah, you like that. No, No, I'll
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  Speaker 1: your wife know what's going on around here. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: your wife might be rubbing the call at home. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know nothing about hey. Man, you ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: disrespectful to me. Man, I haven't told you once. Don't
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  Speaker 1: see me home. I will see you. I already asked
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  Speaker 1: you once. Where are you. I'm gonna raise up my
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: shirt so you can see this ripped up six facts
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  Speaker 1: that's your wife like. Yeah, all right, okay, okay, it's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: just a matter of time. Then phones, you better go
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  Speaker 1: check your wife and don't be calling across man. Okay, yeah,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: well I'll tell you what. I'm gonna caller Janna. That's
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: said wamping to call a Yanna baby. Yeah yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: got and then I'll call your wife and get on
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  Speaker 1: my way. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna tell you this here
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: right now what I need to tell me? If you
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: want to tell me, I'm telling you right now. Pump.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Where you at this pulling forward? Home boy, that's where
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I'm met. Now, you got my wife name? I want
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to know your name. They call your fish or chicken
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: A well they call you. You can meet me wherever
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you wan't to home boy and we can said. It
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: ain't no deal to me. I deal with punk chops
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: every day. Okay, okay, not a problem, not a problem.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'll be right. How long are you're gonna be that?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be that to your up? Okay, you look
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: at I want you to take my name, my name down,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: so you don't know who you're waiting on. You got
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: your You said your name was chicken or something like.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Do you have a pen? I don't need no pup?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Okay you do? You want to know who this is?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: You gonna tell me who you was? I ain't told
• 49:06
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  Speaker 1: is I wanted us. I want people to see just
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  Speaker 1: damn mouth. You're going to Oh, you're gonna regret those
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I'm here though, in case I need to. You know, stop, okay,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: buggle up, hold on tight, we gotta pull you here.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: It is, y'all Berry letter. I know subject kind of
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  Speaker 1: manage TOI save my marriage. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've known
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  Speaker 1: my husband for twenty years and we've been married for
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: three years. He cheated on me multiple times with multiple women,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: but I'm standing by my wedding vows. I always prayed
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: that the Good Lord would see us through his infidelity,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: and now we're rebuilding our marriage. Not many women would
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: be as forgiving as I am. Having said all of that,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I still have plenty of good sense, and I've reached
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  Speaker 1: my limit on foolishness, So you can only imagine how
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I felt recently when my husband asked me for a threesome. Yes,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: he asked me more than once to have another woman
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: join us in the bedroom. He said that it will
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: keep him from fantasizing about other women and having the
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: urge to cheat. I told him he needs professional help
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: and a better relationship with the Lord. He told me
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: that I need to obey him like I obey the Lord,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and give him what he wants. Like I said, I
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: stand by my vows, and I do submit and obey
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: my husband to an extent. But this time he has
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: gone too far. The God that I served would not
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: condone this. I don't want to lose my marriage, but
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: this man may need more than I can give him.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Please help me figure this one out. Wow, And as
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: we mentioned early or Steve will not be responding. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: will Jesus, You're gonna have to I can, okay? All right?
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you know what you ask for us
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: to Please help you figure this one out. I think
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: you know in your heart of hearts you you already
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: have this figured out. You know what the deal is. Uh,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you just want Steve and I to confirm it for you.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have to ask yourself. Wedding vows aside
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: for a second. Why are you still taking this, this
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: cheating and these ridiculous requests from your husband? I mean,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: why are you still standing in all of this? Your
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: husband is disrespectful, he's selfish, uh and has obviously no
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: regard for you, your marriage or your marriage vows. Just
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: because you've known him for twenty years and have been
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: hanging in there, it doesn't mean you can't put his
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: trifling but in his place. Let him know how you
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: really really feel. Just like you told us in the letter,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're right. Not many women would be as
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: forgiving as you are. So many women are, though, but
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I you know this is a lot. Twenty years, he's
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: been cheating on you with multiple women, and you're still there.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't know how much more you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: think you can take. I mean, or are you willing
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: to take? Why are you willing to take this? You
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: don't have to. You don't have to. There is nothing
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: in the marriage violes that say you have to stay
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: here if he's cheating on you like this. This is ridiculous. Um.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You know, like I said, I think you've figured this
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  Speaker 1: out on your own. You know what to do. You
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: just want Steve and I to confirm it. If he
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: continues to do this, you got to get out of this.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I think you made a good suggestion. He does need
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: professional help and a better relationship with the Lord. Having
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: said that, Tommy, you're up. Glad you've finished with the Lord.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Obey me, Lord, like you obeyed the Lord, obey me
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  Speaker 1: the same way. What do the vials say? What do
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: they say on and obey? Don't they say that? Yeah,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of women don't keep those in there, though,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: But they but they But so, you can't just take
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: out what you want. So let me say this to
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: get some mold people in this room. I didn't ask
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: for it, and ask for it, na, I quit flirting
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: with other women. If you do what, get some mold
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: paper in this room. I apologize for the twenty of
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: disrespecting you and cheating. I'm asking you not so I
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: don't have to cheat on you. We do this together.
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  Speaker 1: You want to do stuff together. Let's do stuff together.
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  Speaker 1: Get some mode people in this room. That's what I want.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you to your faint for a managy name
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  Speaker 1: Dwine whatever they called it. Trio, It's what I want.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: It's one of the threesome. Yes, asking you for Oh,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I hope she listening this morning. Another thing. The cheating
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: stop and soon as you get somebody in this room,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: we could do it together. So it's okay to cheat
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: as long as you're in the yeah it together. This
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: is fun. This is this, This is an yeah, yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: what kind you want? What you want me to say?
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: To him? Oh? He wrong? He shouldn't be asking you.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: He's down the question. Steve is wrong for letting you
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: do this. You know this is a beautiful thing. We
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: got to get it all out in the open. You
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: understand that that's how naked gets better when you get
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: it out and open. You ain't felt naked to you
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: out there comfortable with yourself. And see out there with
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you naked together, and we're inviting friends over, Come on
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: over to you understanding that, come on over to the high.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have food, We're gonna have oh drink, We're
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be naked. All that's gonna be in there together
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: having what butt naked fun? I've never been butt naked
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: not having fun? Tell me that. But if but she
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: don't know it, if she don't try it, if she
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: wants this to work, she loves him, She don't want
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: to leave to your body. What did she say, I'm
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: standing by my wedding vows. Yes, you are stand by
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: your man, baby, staying by your man naked along with
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: other people naked, do it together, naked boy. Matter of fact,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: if you agree with Tommy, blow your horn right now?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Your just being blown across this country. Do you hear
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: these points that's being blown across this country, all me
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: and out there. If you want what Tommy want, if
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: you want the wife to allow you to brank somebody by, hey,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: blow your horn. You're here and you're just gonna sit there. Stephen,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: just not say anything right now? Who wants you're here
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: right now? This is not about traffic. Are you gonna
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: blow the horn so your wife can hear the point?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You know you're always punching me on my brakes, But
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: guess what I blows that horn? Blow your horn? Yeah,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I'm blowing them. God, this is just okay. Well, don't
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: let niked fool. What do you mean NI trying to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: say something? Profile We'll be back hopefully Steve you can help. Yeah,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I'll be talking on the next half of twenty three
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: after the hours when we'll be back with this strawberry letters,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: subject can of manage tie save my marriage? Tell me?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Seems to think so you're listening Harvey Morning Show this
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter, the subject can of manage twice? Save my marriage?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Please let me. First of all, it's a ridiculous statement
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: for this woman to make. She's been with this husband
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: for twenty years. They've been married three He's cheated on
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: her multiple times with multiple women. You are she standing
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: by her waiting vows She's prayed that the Good Lord
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: would see us through this infidelity. Now they're rebuilding their marriage,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: and she realize that not many women would be as
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: forgiven as I am. Having said that, uh, and she
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: still got plenty good sense. She has reached her limit
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: of foolishness. So I can only imagine how we felt
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: when he recently asked her for a threesome. He asked
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: this lady more than once to have another woman join
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: us in the bedroom. He said it will keep him
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: from fantasizing about other women and having the urge to cheat.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: She told him he needs professional help and a better
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: relationship with the Lord. He told her that I need
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: to obey him like I obey the Lord, and give
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: him what he wants. Well, the lady then said, I
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: stand by my vials and I do submit and obey
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: my husband to an extent, but this time he's gone
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: too far. God, I served would not condone this. I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: don't want to lose my marriage. That's a key line here.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: M h. But this man may need more than I
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: can give him. Please help me figure this out. There's
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: nothing to figure this out. Listen to me. First of all,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: you're the only one honoring the vials in this relationship.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: You're the only one he has never honored devils, and
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: he's not willing to honor him. Now, you don't really
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: have a real marriage. You have something, but he's not
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: married to you. You're just married to him. Not A
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: cold part about this, dude, is he didn't ask you
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: to have a threeson. And the reason he told you
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: that because it would keep him from fantasizing about other
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: women and having the urge to cheat. What so you
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: think if you bring another woman in the bedroom, it
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: will stop you from fantasizing about him, and it hall
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: cause you not to want to cheat, when the whole
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: time you in that living out of fantasy and cheating,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: and and your wife watching boy, bye, I mean for real,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: are you serious? So what this man has done, he's
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: pulled to Donald Trump on you. He has flipped the narrative.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: He actually got you thinking that it's because of you
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: that he's having to fantasize and cheat. And if you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: wanted to stop, you would bring in a third party.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Then you would have your husband not cheating and fantasizing.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: But the whole time he played living out of fantasy.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: And he's cheating right in front of you, with your permission. Lady,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: You're not that stupid. You can't be. And then he
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: keeps talking about you should obey him the way you
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: obey the Lord. What boy, You ain't the Lord. You
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: ain't even close. Here's the problem with the bringing the
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: woman into the marriage that's already in trouble. How do
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: you fix what's wrong with another wrong? He's not trying
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: to fix his marriage. He's trying to get all his
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: urges and fantasies fulfilled. And they don't include you, They
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: include other women. I can't believe you entertaining this. I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: can't believe you still marriage. Why are you married to him?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: It's only but y'all only got twenty years invested. My
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: question is why don't you leave so you can stop
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: this misery you in and do you want twenty more
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: years of this because that's all he trying to do.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: He needs to be married to a striple. Yeah, you
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: go down there and just get one of them girls
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: down off that pole that he don't mind doing this
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: way and that that that that look man that work
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: with you, They will work with you. This is so
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: sick and I want to apologize for my dam Thank you.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I'm so sold. But meanwhile, around this country, I'm just
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: telling me, they're blowing their horn up on this one him.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, a lot of them can't see
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: it at the house, but a bunch of them in
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: their car right now, you know what they're doing. Why
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: are they blowing their horn? They're blowing their horn because
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I see it. If you are a brother that a
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: man is riding around right now, you would like to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: have a threesome at the high nanny, blow your horn,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: said they are blowing, and that it's so crazy. Get
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: your life, get some lord in your life. All right,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: we'll see. We gotta get out of here. Um. You
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: can email us or instagram as your thoughts on Today's
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter two minutes. Okay, I didn't know. All right, Well,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: you can say Morris Steve if you want no. Okay,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: So so let me just ask this man the PA.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't never had that thought again before Mary, befo, Mary,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: you ain't never had that. Yeah, he's told us his experience, though, Tommy,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: he didn't know what he was doing. He was the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: most confusing things, most of damn confusing things like I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to do it. I needed some instruction.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I need a manual. When I was in there, I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: didn't know. Okay, we've been kissing for five seconds. I'm
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: gonna kiss helf of five. I was backing for I was.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I was so tired of turning over in the bed, exhausted, monies, stories, everything,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: sleeping from side to side. I was so it was
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: exhausted at commun I ain't even like one of them
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: with the other one tapping me hold on. But let
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: me ask you this before. Did you think this was
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: like the greatest thing? Oh? You could dog? I thought
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: this was it the pinnacle you had reached and you
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: got there and lord, al right, see we gotta go
• 1:08:14
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  Speaker 1: You'd be like, come on now, you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: work on this, but they expect you to know. Why
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  Speaker 1: do you Why don't you call me back? Do you
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: call me? Who? My problem is? My brother and sisters?
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  Speaker 1: What Steve? See my I'm the youngest in my family.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: So my my my brother levin years older than me,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: my sister twenty one years older than so I got
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  Speaker 1: damn the old people in my family. My sister Pola
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: got a flip phone. So she texted and won't change,
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  Speaker 1: but got to hit the number of certain money to
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  Speaker 1: come up. And Lord Jesus, it's like when her text
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: come up, it's damn there in Morrish Kobe, I got
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  Speaker 1: a friend of people that specializes in encryption to read
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  Speaker 1: hard damn Like at the end when she signed love Polly,
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  Speaker 1: it says something like Lo Paul. What I just go,
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  Speaker 1: Lo Pa? What the hell is lo Paul? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know their patients is short sound that sounds fine, he'll
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. No, my grandmother just got
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  Speaker 1: the internet last year for Christmas. She got the internet.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even na. She emailing me, moaning, that's the
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  Speaker 1: whole email. I would never get it, moaning. Then she'll come,
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  Speaker 1: did you get my email? She just got it. What
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: you're doing? I love that. That's the second email. They
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  Speaker 1: don't have nothing to do with nothing. I told my brother.
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  Speaker 1: I told my brother, I said, hey, man, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't believe stuff that you read about me online. My
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  Speaker 1: brother said, where is that? Where's the land stoke? I
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  Speaker 1: love that? Did he get mad when he reached uff
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  Speaker 1: about you? Like like he would be at the grocery
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  Speaker 1: store seeing inquir something, but my brother hood though he
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  Speaker 1: called me man. He said, hey man, little bro, don't
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  Speaker 1: take sugar honey off, iced tea off. Nobody love bro. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: That's his whole tex. Don't take sugar honey, iced tea off.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Nobody love bro. Man. Then you didn't see something else?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Then here just tech me f all. That is your
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  Speaker 1: brother and my brother man. I mean that, and I
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  Speaker 1: mean that he takes. But on the flip side, have
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  Speaker 1: have your kids ever like taking your phone? Just give
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: it to me, Mom, I'll do it, Dad, I'll do
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: They know how to go into another settings I need? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: especially my daughter. She's so everything. She texts emojis. It's
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: just absolutely I don't even know what half those emojis mean.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: But Steve, you're awfully quirt right now. I don't really,
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  Speaker 1: I said, I said my daughter some emojis the other day,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: just messing with her. Uh, she said, Dad, what does
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  Speaker 1: this mean? I said, Hell, you send him. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what yours mean. I just sent some eyeball, some
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  Speaker 1: black feet, and a ghost. I'm sure to kill. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure to kill. I kill you. Describe what I said. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: we used to call him Emergy Steve MG. The ended
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  Speaker 1: with one hunter and everything, my favorite one on what
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  Speaker 1: I said, all right, he gonna tell you what I said. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this fool sent some black feet. Huh, the looking ass,
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  Speaker 1: one eyeball, and a ghost. What does that mean? So
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  Speaker 1: then my daughter said, give me that tell tell him
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  Speaker 1: what I said. You said, hello, respond please. I knew
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  Speaker 1: that through a little last centisode. She said, l m
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  Speaker 1: a O. I wasn't really sure what to say to that.
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  Speaker 1: Then a little crime face. Oh yeah, So I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's laughing. So I told her what it said. That's laughing.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: See crying faces, that's laughing. Yeah, yeah, ain't they just
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  Speaker 1: got a smiling face for that. Well yeah, but that
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  Speaker 1: that means yeah. So the text what I that's this
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: is what I text up. Okay, so he explains all
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  Speaker 1: the emotions. Now she said, I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to respond. So now I said, okay,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: check this out. It says blackfeet, let's go, asked. See,
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  Speaker 1: I means I'll see ghosts if you're surprised. That's that's
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: all that means, because we were going to have a
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  Speaker 1: lunch date. That's prison code is my daughters. But it's
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: no damn prison Okay, but really, Steve, the photos, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Code, it's the code. I'm
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: not kidding, dog, that's crazy. The ghost say, let's go.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I say, see the eyeball, I see, I see see
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: eyeball and then the ghosts. If you surprise, yeah you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: do better just call yeah, they have a surprise face
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: on there. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: So Jay got to ask you this now as you age,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: you were thinking about the good old days, right, okay,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: and what did you come up? Came up with and
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Steve and everybody else can join in. It's just how
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: what we had and what they got now. Millennials millennials,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: but they don't even like to be called millennials. They
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: just they don't like that. They want to be I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what they want to be called. It's going
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: to be. I just want to be that's one over there.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Don't like it, look at it. I don't like being
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: for instanced. They've got video games, they got him what
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: do we have, palm? They got the micro wave oven
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: that it's it's they using on what do we have?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: Steve to heat up food. Damn easy bake oven or
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: the oven? Um? How about that one? Yeah, my sister,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: my sister's daughter had an easy bake oven on Christmas Day.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: We pulled the cake battle. We didn't eat the cake
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: to east, but cooked that damn cake. That's funny. They
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: got we had, They got uber. Did we walk everywhere
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: or what? Everywhere? We walked? They we had albums. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking of that. Look how many ways we
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: bought one song? We bought it on albums, eight tracks,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: five nights, real, the real. Now they're downloading. Yeah, yeah, digital,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: that's it. They got bottle of water bottle. If you
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: wanted water back in the day, how did you get waters?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Because I was free. They're gonna make me stay stood
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: there dehydrated, dragging that water hole. Mute sister. They got
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: ice machines on the refrigerated. If you wanted ice back
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: in the day, Steve, how did you get ice? You made?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: You made it in the trade? Did you make but
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: six cubes? Out of time? Put the little handle on it. Man,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: we need have ice. You didn't have ice. We didn't
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: damn ice. How did you make your drinks? Cold? Drink
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: will never cold? Who had a whole drink. They are blown.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: That's that's pop. Who had a cold drink? Drink was
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: cold drink? Set it outside for a while. Yeah, they
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: get changed things, they get punished, They get punished, time out. Yeah,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: what what did we get, Steve got? I'm telling you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: with what though? Anything? Anything we got whooped today was
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: just out of time. They had to be somewhere else
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: and they had us to go get it. Yeah, you
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: ever had this? Right here, I'm gonna beat the black
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: off to be quite. Yeah. Man, they got Instagram? Now
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: how do we how do we develop pictures? Back in there?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: You took a picture, you dropped it off at the
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: little booth, and you waited a month booth drug stoke. Yeah,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you waited a month for you so your picture one
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  Speaker 1: whole month and then't walk down there. And then the
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: pictures wasn't ready yet, not ready yet's not back yet?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: Come back the next week, not ready yet, and you
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  Speaker 1: got the pictures in the net. Yeah remember the negative that. Ok,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: you want to make another pature. He's not ready to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: come back the next a week? Okay, it's not ready yet.
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  Speaker 1: Who was that, j oh the person in the booth?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: All right, they got smartphones. Now, if you wanted to
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: make a call back in the day, you had a
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: roll of quarters, you stood by the pay phone. What
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: what when I when I would call Steve, Steve would
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: call me and he would call me and tell me
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: he's gonna be at such and such a number. He
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: would drive to the next number and then call me
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: from where I would now. But someplaces we would stay,
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  Speaker 1: the phones will go off at nine o'clock. What. Yeah,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: they cut they had like a switchbod, it'd be off. Yeah,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: the phone just be off. Ye. Yeah, you couldn't call
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  Speaker 1: him to the next day. Are you talking about telephone?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: You talk about hotel the hotel room switchboard off, we
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: switch board switch board. Ain't nobody you can get the call,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: but ain't nobody connected. So what happened in case it
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: for the emergency? What you didn't happen to not having
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  Speaker 1: a bigger It didn't happen to man, man, you do
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  Speaker 1: not You better wait till morning if you've had an
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: emergency to keep it to you saying don't share it
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: and gonna meet all coming up. It's more of the
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, get ready. We consulting an expert because
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: we wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: here with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus. Things that
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: you need to have in mind after the break up.
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  Speaker 1: Most most of this is for fellas, because when we
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's ugly out there. Now.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: These are things from Steve Harvey's Breakup Handbook, How to
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: act when you break up? All right. Now here's rule
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: number one. You are allowed only one drunk die You
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: know how you call him up when you drunk? You
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: only get the one. And it sounds like something like this,
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  Speaker 1: Hello is me? You know who me here? Don't play
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  Speaker 1: with You know who me? Don't play with my emotions?
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  Speaker 1: Is me? You? You you know who me? Many? You
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: get one? Get one of them? All right. Now here's
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: the next rule. You are not allowed to roll up
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: on your ex just because you see that car parked
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: outside the club, the restaurant or church. Don't go down.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. Shot we broke up. I can't
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  Speaker 1: go in there if I see the car. You can
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: know you can't roll up on them. Now I got
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: something with church later on, But just stay there, stay
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: out right, you girl, can't roll up on them. Oh
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: that she is, I'm gonna go in now, Oh that
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: he is. I'm going in there. You can't do that call, okay,
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  Speaker 1: allegedly al right, next one y'all's favorite spot. It's off
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  Speaker 1: limits to both parties for at least four moments. Tell
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: nobody else over there at least four months. Here's another one,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: texting your favorite song to each other. It's off men.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: You can listen to it, you can cry to it.
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  Speaker 1: You're playing over and over, but you can't sit. So
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to move on and I'm killing now. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to you all, y'all. Stuff, all possessions is collected at
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: one time, and one time. Anything that's left behind will
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: be thrown away by old part Like you ain't keep
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: coming over here looking for stuff. You can't keep coming
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: back over here. I got coming to you in the
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: closet looking for your tank top. He keeping it real.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: You hit a big one right here. Nobody is allowed
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: to talk to each other's. Mama's friends with you, and
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: you can't be friends with mama. Come home Mama day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hit at least that's a good one, Steve. I like
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: he was trying to pick up some greens and you
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: and here talking rolling your ass. When I walk into
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: day coming up, it's more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Show at thirty three after the hour, you're listening Steve
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. When you know it's time to go
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: back to church, it's time. You know when it's time
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: to church. Okay, when you know it is time to
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: take yo, but that church. Somebody needs to lay hands
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: on me right now. Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: When you wake up and you with somebody and you
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: don't know their name, it is time. Who you talk
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: about backsliding? Yeah, how long we've been laying handcuffs? Yeah,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church. When you wake
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: up in this bike box, you can't explain not who
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it too much. I'm doing too much. You
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: know it? When you wake up and you got her
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: phone on what to do and it's backwards, you in
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  Speaker 1: the back and in the back part in the front.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: That's the crazy, crazy visual right there, that it's time
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: for you to go back to the church. When you're
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: starting to look at your boys grandmama and starting to
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: feel something. Yeah, fool that you just something to me.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: I never felt this way. Let you know it's time
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: to go back to the church. When you see spake
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: marks on your behind and you don't know how they
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: got that. He came, Yeah, you can't excuse me, did
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  Speaker 1: you know? And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough way.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's happy day? When your lights watering gay
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: get turned off the same day you can't do nothing.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: It's time. You know it's time to go back. When
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: you wake up and your whole chest is pierced the
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: la time for you to go back to the church.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: You've been arguing with this fine girl for on a head,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: be cause it's ting to we're not really cousins, now,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: how you figuring that? We about down to the fifth?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: The fifth? It's time to go back to church. You
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to church. When you
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: wake up with a tattoo that says Veronica and you
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: don't know that name, it's time to go back to church.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: When you start stalking anybody, Oh little women talk about
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: every way they all right? When we come back. It
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: is time for closing remarks. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, it's time for your closing remarks. Okay,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: today I thought a good subject to talk about was
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: about I think mentors being mentored, how to attract the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: right mentor. Um, I don't care what you're thinking of
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: doing in your life. I don't care what decisions you make.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: Somebody has already done it, attempted it, gone down that road,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: made the attempt. Maybe not your ideas specifically, but the
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: route to get there has already been traveled for the
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: most part. Uh, if you want to be successful, there
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: are successful people. If you want to be a star athlete,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: that's a star. You know what I'm saying. I'm saying
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: to you that whatever it is you're trying to accomplish,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: somebody has already taken the path. Now, finding these people
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: is really really not that difficult. Now getting in front
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: of them is where you're gonna find the difficulty. So
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: let me give you a couple of suggestions. What is
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: the best way to approach a mentor? What is the
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: best way to approach a mentor of means? And I'm
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: mentor with means, because that's that's two different people. You know,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King was a mentor of means. He wasn't
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: a wealthy man, but Lord have mercy man. The knowledge
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: that he could have given you about struggling and overcoming
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: and and and stick tuitiveness, those those lessons he could
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: have taught you would have been invaluable. So you have
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: two different types of mentors. You have mentors of means
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: and mentors with means. Now, if you can find the
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: two combined, that's even more special. But you're getting into
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: more of a rare territory. Now. It's harder to find
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: mentors of means and with means combined, because how do
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: you get to that person? How do you get to
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: the oprah Winfreys. When you find someone in your life,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: or you meet some morena, you hear someone, you put
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: them on your vision board. I want to meet this
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: person one day. I would love to have a conversation
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: with this person. You have to understand something. Most people
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: with means of any kind, like Bishop Jake's, he has
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of means man. He dolls well financially too,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: but he is also just a man of wealth of knowledge.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: How do you get to these people, Well, it's several
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: ways to do it, but if you can somehow find
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  Speaker 1: that way, because there's no specific way right when you
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: get in front of this person, I want you to
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: understand something when you're facing them. They don't mind teaching
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: and sharing because most people of means are great sharers
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: and great teachers. A bishop Jake's, Joe Oldstein, that brother
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: that has the app out the hip hop uh preacher
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  Speaker 1: Eric Eric Thomas. Brothers like that too, and I listened
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: to him man a lot of times. But getting in
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: front of them, taking their course or whatever you might do.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: When you get in front of them, they don't mind
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: teaching and sharing. They will mind giving you money. See,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: most people want to meet a minute so they can
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: present an idea to him and get some financial help.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: That's the quickest way to run them off out of
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: it because everybody is used to that. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: any idea how many times in a week I'm asked
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  Speaker 1: for money? It's sickening. But if you come to me
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  Speaker 1: and say, man, could you just give me a piece
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  Speaker 1: of advice? I usually don't have no problem with that.
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  Speaker 1: I got time for most anybody that wants some advice
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  Speaker 1: wants me to share a wealth a piece of knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. So when you get to these people have
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  Speaker 1: a plan to be taught something. Ask him to teach
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  Speaker 1: you to fish, not to give you a fish sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: Ask them to teach you to fish. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with that. Now in several ways to get
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  Speaker 1: in front of them. But when you do get that,
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  Speaker 1: when you finally do meet them, and meeting the main
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  Speaker 1: as difficult as you think. Now, if you live in
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  Speaker 1: you know, New York, and your mental lives in l A,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to find a way to get to
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  Speaker 1: l A. Oh, you gotta find out when you come
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  Speaker 1: to New York. You gotta do some research. But you
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  Speaker 1: have mentors closer than that. You have somebody who's a
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  Speaker 1: really well mentally balanced person that you need information from.
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  Speaker 1: You have a person who seems to be doing really
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  Speaker 1: well with a wife and their children you need information from.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's all a balancing act. You can't be successful
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  Speaker 1: in your business and while your family sitting over there
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  Speaker 1: struggling and in ruins is not going to work. Once
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  Speaker 1: you learn the traits of success, it it filters over
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  Speaker 1: into every other aspect of life, So you gotta have
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  Speaker 1: cannot make it without mentorship. You know, there's an incredible saying,
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  Speaker 1: and we ain't got to get into why so incredible.
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  Speaker 1: But friendship is essential to the soul. You know why
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  Speaker 1: friendship is so essential to the soul. I've lost my mother,
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  Speaker 1: Before you can live your life without your mother, you
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  Speaker 1: One day. You can live your life without your uncles
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  Speaker 1: and your relatives. But you know what, it's very very
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  Speaker 1: difficult to live your life without or friend. It is
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  Speaker 1: very very difficult to live in this world with no friendship.
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  Speaker 1: Nowhere you can it's man, you got. Friendship is essential
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