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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a suit look like the back
- 0:13Speaker 1: down giving them like the million bucks things and its
- 0:18Speaker 1: coves and good Steve listening to them together for stuy,
- 0:39Speaker 1: I don't join me. You gotta turn arm. You gotta
- 1:25Speaker 1: turn the turnout. Turn, got to turn out. Turn the
- 1:47Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your back. Uh huh,
- 2:01Speaker 1: I'm sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
- 2:06Speaker 1: come on dig me now, One and only Steve Harvey
- 2:09Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay, okay, here's what I want
- 2:19Speaker 1: to share with you. Stop complaining. So I had to
- 2:28Speaker 1: let you see how I let that one sit for
- 2:30Speaker 1: a second. Stop complaining. Do you realize without us even
- 2:41Speaker 1: thinking about it, oftentimes we just complain about stuff and
- 2:49Speaker 1: it comes up in such subtle forms. Man, I don't
- 2:54Speaker 1: know why they're still letting that lady work there. Man,
- 2:56Speaker 1: if they don't fire this woman, man, I don't know
- 2:58Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. She driving me crazy. She always
- 3:02Speaker 1: got something to say. I bet to day though, the
- 3:08Speaker 1: way I'm feeling right now, I bet she'd been not
- 3:11Speaker 1: say nothing to me today. M Yeah, yeah, because day
- 3:17Speaker 1: it today it. I'm sick of her running her mouth.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Last time she says something to me, I should have
- 3:24Speaker 1: said something to it. You know what I'm saying. I'm
- 3:27Speaker 1: just giving you a small example of how it starts
- 3:30Speaker 1: to snowball once you start to complain. It's it just
- 3:37Speaker 1: carries over into so many things. Man, Stop complaining about
- 3:41Speaker 1: your call, Stop complaining about your bus pass, Stop complaining
- 3:45Speaker 1: about your kids can't seem to get it together, Stop
- 3:48Speaker 1: complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
- 3:59Speaker 1: you noticed that in all of your complaining, it has
- 4:03Speaker 1: provided not one solution. The reason I'm telling you to
- 4:09Speaker 1: stop complaining because God is able, Because God is capable.
- 4:17Speaker 1: He is capable and able of fixing anything, capable and
- 4:24Speaker 1: able of curing anything, capable and able of allowing you
- 4:31Speaker 1: to get too adjusting to things, and capable and able
- 4:39Speaker 1: to strengthen you to get through and change anything. But
- 4:46Speaker 1: the key here is God is capable, and God is able.
- 4:51Speaker 1: A lot of times I find myself complaining because I
- 4:55Speaker 1: have not used my greatest asset, and that's my relationship
- 5:00Speaker 1: with God. You all have one now you may not
- 5:03Speaker 1: have nurtured it, but you have one because God created
- 5:06Speaker 1: you as his child. He's available to you now. The
- 5:10Speaker 1: fact that you ain't went to him. Okay, once again,
- 5:13Speaker 1: who faughthers that? Stop complaining until you strengthen your relationship
- 5:21Speaker 1: with God and formulate this relationship. You don't have enough weapons.
- 5:30Speaker 1: You ain't got a big enough shield to fight this
- 5:32Speaker 1: thing called life. It just keeps coming. Man, And unless
- 5:37Speaker 1: you develop a relationship with God, you need a partner
- 5:40Speaker 1: in all of this. Maybe you got another route you're
- 5:43Speaker 1: gonna take. But every successful person I know personally has
- 5:51Speaker 1: a relationship with God. I have some really really some
- 5:59Speaker 1: people as kind of up there in the success term
- 6:02Speaker 1: in terms of business and money and statue. I'm just
- 6:06Speaker 1: talking about that portion of success. And then I have
- 6:09Speaker 1: a lot of people who are very successful in their
- 6:12Speaker 1: spiritual life, who have become great men of God and
- 6:16Speaker 1: women of God. But look at all of them, and
- 6:20Speaker 1: all of them have substantial amounts of you know, possessions
- 6:27Speaker 1: and things like that. Also, most successful people I know
- 6:31Speaker 1: have that even if you saw them never with a
- 6:35Speaker 1: big lot of house and a lot of money or
- 6:37Speaker 1: stuff like that, they had so much respect. So much love,
- 6:44Speaker 1: so much power was given them from people that their
- 6:49Speaker 1: life was rich in that area, you know, like a
- 6:53Speaker 1: man Nu the King or something like that, or Gandhi
- 6:56Speaker 1: or somebody who lived their life in service, or Nelson
- 7:00Speaker 1: Mandela who came out and just man, people put stuff
- 7:03Speaker 1: at their feet because of their service. So all successful
- 7:06Speaker 1: people I know have that, Every last one of these
- 7:09Speaker 1: people that I know, they have relationship with God. They
- 7:14Speaker 1: used the tool that was available to them to give
- 7:18Speaker 1: them the strength, the bullets, the arrows, the slings, the
- 7:22Speaker 1: shield to fight this thing called life and have the
- 7:25Speaker 1: most valuable partner right there by their side, they Heavenly
- 7:28Speaker 1: Father God, because he will help you get through this
- 7:31Speaker 1: thing called life. Man, stop complaining all the time. It's
- 7:34Speaker 1: not fixing anything. Why don't you do yourself a favor
- 7:37Speaker 1: and strengthen your relationship with God? Man, why can I
- 7:40Speaker 1: never get over? Well you have not because you ask not. Man,
- 7:44Speaker 1: how come I always got problems? Well, you keep trying
- 7:47Speaker 1: to solve them yourself and taking them to your friends.
- 7:50Speaker 1: You keep trying to do them with your own thought process.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Who are you? I keep telling you, Man, you're going
- 7:56Speaker 1: through stuff you ain't got no business going through and
- 8:00Speaker 1: if it's you going through something over and over and
- 8:03Speaker 1: over and over and the same problem keep coming back
- 8:05Speaker 1: to bite you again, all that's saying is you still
- 8:10Speaker 1: ain't strengthen your relationship with God. It's your relationship. He's
- 8:13Speaker 1: not gonna make you have one with him. He is
- 8:16Speaker 1: a perfect gentleman. He only comes into your life when
- 8:20Speaker 1: you invite him in. But for those who do invite
- 8:25Speaker 1: him men, they have a distinct advantage on their road
- 8:28Speaker 1: to success, a distinct advantage. You can do it without him,
- 8:34Speaker 1: Trust me, you can. How far you get. I can't
- 8:37Speaker 1: promise you nothing, how well you handle it when you
- 8:40Speaker 1: arrived there, I can't promise you nothing, how long you're
- 8:44Speaker 1: gonna stay there. I can't promise you nothing. How difficult
- 8:48Speaker 1: it's going to be without him. I can't give you that.
- 8:51Speaker 1: It's going to be far more difficult. But you can.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Something can happen, and you know, receive a measure of success.
- 8:58Speaker 1: And you think, is you and this move you made,
- 9:01Speaker 1: and you can describe it as I got lucky. I
- 9:03Speaker 1: happened to be in the right place at the right time.
- 9:06Speaker 1: I got lucky. Lucky is usually how other people describe
- 9:11Speaker 1: other people's success. Poor he was lucky. He was right there. Well,
- 9:15Speaker 1: let me tell you what luck is. Luck is when
- 9:17Speaker 1: hard work bumps up into opportunity. If you've been working
- 9:21Speaker 1: hard as something, an opportunity presents itself that comes a match.
- 9:25Speaker 1: That's not luck. But now, if you haven't done that
- 9:29Speaker 1: on a repetitive enough basis, that opportunity could present itself
- 9:34Speaker 1: one time. You got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on,
- 9:39Speaker 1: listen to me. Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single
- 9:42Speaker 1: thing in your life. And if your chronic complainer, it's
- 9:45Speaker 1: because you really really have not fixed your relationship with God.
- 9:49Speaker 1: He'll smooth it out for you. That I can tell
- 9:51Speaker 1: you for a fact. I know that for a fact
- 9:53Speaker 1: he smoved mine out. All right, let's go. You're listening,
- 10:01Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:06Speaker 1: You feel me because I feel you. It's great to
- 10:09Speaker 1: be alive. I don't know if you look at it
- 10:11Speaker 1: that way, but I do. Every day I wake up
- 10:15Speaker 1: as a gift, a blessing and honor, and I try
- 10:19Speaker 1: to make everyday count. I try to be better than
- 10:23Speaker 1: I was the day before. I don't always accomplish that,
- 10:27Speaker 1: but that is the goal I set out to do,
- 10:30Speaker 1: I have accomplished it on many times in many occasions.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Today I think I'm on track. Though, I'm gonna be
- 10:37Speaker 1: better than I was yesterday. I'm gonna be a little
- 10:40Speaker 1: bit more prowerful than I was yesterday. I'm gonna be
- 10:43Speaker 1: a little bit more trusting of him as I was yesterday.
- 10:47Speaker 1: So that right there alone, and I'm gonna be more
- 10:50Speaker 1: prowerful than I was yesterday. I'm I'm on point. I'm
- 10:54Speaker 1: on point as already I already my day already started
- 10:57Speaker 1: better in the one yesterday because I just sign it.
- 11:01Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna let the look. The thing about the
- 11:03Speaker 1: devil is he can't. He can't get me long. He
- 11:06Speaker 1: get me. Now he get he get me. You know
- 11:08Speaker 1: I'm human. He get me, but he only getting me
- 11:11Speaker 1: for a little bit. I gathers myself. Yeah, yeah, I
- 11:15Speaker 1: have a weapon that I can use that works all
- 11:19Speaker 1: the time, and it's available for you. It's called prayer. Tried, Junior,
- 11:24Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Let me ask you someone? Uh?
- 11:28Speaker 1: You six to five? Still at the gym. I'm forty three,
- 11:31Speaker 1: still the gym. I'm tired of this? What what show
- 11:34Speaker 1: goal for yo? Body because I'm about to give up
- 11:36Speaker 1: on man, I don't even won't be fine. Excuse me,
- 11:40Speaker 1: back up a little bit. You don't want to be fine? No, no,
- 11:44Speaker 1: well you've accomplished that, so now let's see yeah see yeah,
- 11:53Speaker 1: if you don't want to be fine, no more, let
- 11:55Speaker 1: me just help you out. You're damn damn. Now you
- 12:00Speaker 1: want to reset some gold. See for me, juniors, I'm
- 12:07Speaker 1: praying for a life of longevity, so in that prayer,
- 12:13Speaker 1: and I believe he'll give it to me too. But
- 12:16Speaker 1: faith without works is dead. So now you can ask
- 12:21Speaker 1: God for longevity. But if you're not gonna participate with
- 12:25Speaker 1: the work part of it, if you're not gonna go
- 12:27Speaker 1: to the gym, if you're not gonna watch what you eat.
- 12:30Speaker 1: And I'm not saying you gotta eat perfect, but eighty
- 12:34Speaker 1: twenty you know, eighty percent of the time you gotta
- 12:37Speaker 1: put the right stuff in your mouth. Twenty percent of
- 12:40Speaker 1: the time, you're gonna have yourself some cake, gonna give
- 12:43Speaker 1: yourself some pick. Gone down there, get yourself donnut. Because
- 12:46Speaker 1: when the light on it Chrispy Kreen, I don't care
- 12:49Speaker 1: who you are, it's hard to go past that light.
- 12:52Speaker 1: The light on I can't tell you how many times
- 12:56Speaker 1: that light didn't act. When the light came on, I thought, it,
- 12:59Speaker 1: says Steve, I ain't lying, dog, so he said, Steve.
- 13:10Speaker 1: And so I'm thinking, man, that if you're going to
- 13:14Speaker 1: ask God for something in faith, you gotta be willing
- 13:18Speaker 1: to do the work. I was up this morning before radio.
- 13:22Speaker 1: I did ten twelve second sprints on my air bike
- 13:27Speaker 1: this morning. I felt like throw it off. All right, guys,
- 13:33Speaker 1: great question, Junior, great answer to Steve coming up with
- 13:36Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, run that prank back
- 13:40Speaker 1: with the nephew right after this. You're listening to morning show.
- 13:46Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 13:48Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for us? Nef. Valentine's Day, Sherylotte,
- 13:53Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. This right here is Valentine's Day. Give card.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, Give card, cat Dog. If you would Hello, Hello,
- 14:06Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bryce. Ye hey Bryan, So how
- 14:09Speaker 1: you doing? Man? My name is Alvin bro. How you
- 14:11Speaker 1: doing today? I'm good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um?
- 14:15Speaker 1: I know you're you're you're married, Trijatricia right? Yeah? Who
- 14:21Speaker 1: who's this? Okay? Like I said, Yeah, my name is Alvin,
- 14:24Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to make sure I got the
- 14:26Speaker 1: right person man, because you, um, you have black half white,
- 14:29Speaker 1: right from what I understand, Yeah, I'm gonna have black
- 14:32Speaker 1: Who who the presidents? Why? Why are you asking me questions?
- 14:35Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay? No, no, no, everything's cool, man,
- 14:38Speaker 1: everything's cool. Um uh, Trish, So check this out. Many listen,
- 14:44Speaker 1: I'm at work, man, say what you need to say.
- 14:46Speaker 1: What's happening? Okay, listen, I actually dentally I sent I
- 14:50Speaker 1: sent Tricia some flowers for Valentine's they're gonna get there
- 14:53Speaker 1: on Friday. But I accidentally put a you know, I
- 14:57Speaker 1: ordered the gift card along with it, and they they
- 15:00Speaker 1: put this gift card Intritia's gift bag, and really that's
- 15:04Speaker 1: that gift card should really be for my wife, and
- 15:06Speaker 1: I was trying to see it. Maybe if you get
- 15:08Speaker 1: to the gift bag before, maybe you could get it
- 15:10Speaker 1: out for me so I could get that gift card.
- 15:13Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you said, uh, you said my wife
- 15:16Speaker 1: flowers for Valentine's Day, right, saying yeah, yeah, But that's
- 15:20Speaker 1: not the key. The key is that it's a gift
- 15:22Speaker 1: card in there that I need, you know, and that's
- 15:25Speaker 1: a gift card and my wife. You just want the
- 15:28Speaker 1: flowers to go to Earth? Is that what you're saying? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 15:32Speaker 1: I said the flowers man. Yeah, no problem, no, yeah, no,
- 15:35Speaker 1: that's cool man. This happens. Then we make mistakes all
- 15:39Speaker 1: the time. How about this? How about you come on
- 15:41Speaker 1: over and I will be more than happy to give
- 15:44Speaker 1: you the gift card because I'm sure you know if
- 15:46Speaker 1: you said it with the flowers all I'll just have
- 15:48Speaker 1: to handle those. That's a gift card over to you,
- 15:50Speaker 1: an't and probably a nice hi speeding till you stupid mother?
- 15:55Speaker 1: Why enough would you ever call me about this? Hey? Man?
- 15:58Speaker 1: And I didn't expect I didn't expecked all. This an
- 16:01Speaker 1: out hostility. Hey bro. All I'm trying to do is
- 16:06Speaker 1: like I said, I sent it. I ain't your bro.
- 16:09Speaker 1: What do you mean you're doing? You didn't think this
- 16:10Speaker 1: is gonna be hot? You send my good white flowers? Mother,
- 16:14Speaker 1: But how do you even know my wife? How do
- 16:15Speaker 1: you know Tresh? How do you know Tresh? I work
- 16:17Speaker 1: in I work in the building with that Trish works in.
- 16:20Speaker 1: How you work with her? Okay? Good? I don't work.
- 16:22Speaker 1: I don't work with her. I don't work for her
- 16:23Speaker 1: company at all. But my my, you know, my floor
- 16:26Speaker 1: is on a different floor. I work in a different company,
- 16:27Speaker 1: but she works, she works in the same building. So yeah, dude,
- 16:32Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man, I
- 16:33Speaker 1: ain't even trying to trip dude, I ain't. So let
- 16:36Speaker 1: me So, you sent some flowers. When the flower's gonna
- 16:39Speaker 1: be in what time the flower's supposed to be here,
- 16:41Speaker 1: the flowers getting there sometime Friday. I'm a Valentine, yea
- 16:45Speaker 1: on Valentine's say, okay, good, just so, how about you
- 16:48Speaker 1: come down here on Friday, okay, and I will give
- 16:52Speaker 1: the flowers the tresh and I will give you the
- 16:54Speaker 1: gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half black
- 16:57Speaker 1: or half white, and I'll go ahead and let you
- 16:59Speaker 1: know that both sides ain't gonna beat your mother, because
- 17:03Speaker 1: you gotta be the most ignorant mother I've ever met
- 17:06Speaker 1: in my guy, I'm like, I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender.
- 17:10Speaker 1: I don't know what the you are, but you were
- 17:12Speaker 1: the dumbest piece of sh I've ever met. You Come
- 17:14Speaker 1: here Friday, You come here and you get your wife
- 17:16Speaker 1: will get her great gift card, and my wife will
- 17:19Speaker 1: get your flowers and everybody's gonna be happy. Hey, dude,
- 17:22Speaker 1: what's what's all it's about? Man? Okay? So have you
- 17:25Speaker 1: gone out with trays? Say you guys wanting for lunch
- 17:27Speaker 1: or you know, maybe a movie or I mean, how much?
- 17:30Speaker 1: How much time have you spent with my wife? I ain't.
- 17:33Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't spend no time with her. Why
- 17:36Speaker 1: are you said hering that? What do you mean you
- 17:37Speaker 1: ain't spend no time with how you you seem to
- 17:39Speaker 1: know all about her? You haven't gone out one time
- 17:42Speaker 1: with my wife? No, i' never went out with her?
- 17:44Speaker 1: So you just have a crush on my wife? Is
- 17:46Speaker 1: that what you're trying to saying? You just actidentally sent
- 17:49Speaker 1: some your boat? Is that what's going I didn't actually
- 17:52Speaker 1: I didn't actually did only send the flower. I send
- 17:54Speaker 1: him because I wanted her to have She's a pretty
- 17:56Speaker 1: she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to have the flowers,
- 17:58Speaker 1: but I didn't want her to but I didn't want
- 18:00Speaker 1: her to have my wife's gift card? Though? What did
- 18:02Speaker 1: you think I was gonna be there? How did you think?
- 18:04Speaker 1: How did he get crazy bulls mind if you think
- 18:08Speaker 1: this this was gonna be? Okay? What if I called
- 18:10Speaker 1: you right now? I'm like, hey, I set your wife.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Can you send it back to me? How would you
- 18:16Speaker 1: feel if I did the same to you? Well, I
- 18:18Speaker 1: mean you're talking about something different from flowers and that
- 18:21Speaker 1: same That sounds like a little bit offensive. Don't you think? Oh, oh,
- 18:24Speaker 1: that's defensive? Yeah? Man, you know, I'm sorry, Albert, you're
- 18:29Speaker 1: is it Albert? It's not Albert, it's Albert. It's Alvin. Man,
- 18:33Speaker 1: it's albut I don't give us what it is. Alvin,
- 18:36Speaker 1: come see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card.
- 18:38Speaker 1: I'm super excited to meet you. This is this is
- 18:40Speaker 1: gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come
- 18:43Speaker 1: visit me. He sent the flowers to the house, right.
- 18:47Speaker 1: I got the address that Tommy gave me. Who the
- 18:50Speaker 1: is Tommy? He the one gave me the address? He
- 18:53Speaker 1: the one told me Tommy. Come, how about you and
- 18:55Speaker 1: Tommy come over to the house. We'll have a we'll
- 18:58Speaker 1: have a guys. Now, I'll put on a game. I'm
- 19:01Speaker 1: gonna have some Why don't you folk come over here? Okay,
- 19:04Speaker 1: but why why? Why? Why the hostility when somebody's showing
- 19:07Speaker 1: your wife soon? No, no, there's no hostility whatsoever that
- 19:10Speaker 1: you did you hear? Hospital, I just invited you and
- 19:13Speaker 1: your boy time me to come to my house. That's
- 19:15Speaker 1: not hostiles. I'm being hospitable. That's what it is. It's hospitable.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Come see me, Come see me. Okay, So let me
- 19:22Speaker 1: ask you something. Man, don't you take don't you drop
- 19:25Speaker 1: Trish off to work every morning? Yeah? I do? I do. Okay, Now,
- 19:29Speaker 1: when y'all, when y'all riding to work, ain't y'all listening
- 19:32Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This is not the
- 19:36Speaker 1: Steve Harry Morrishaw. This is nephew tim Me baby, come
- 19:43Speaker 1: home bright, This is Nephew time me from the Steve
- 19:45Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Your wife Trish got me the prank phone?
- 19:49Speaker 1: Call you home? Run y'all. There's no way. Oh now
- 19:58Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm pissing it again and now I'm I'm
- 20:01Speaker 1: going through right. I was like, whoa, oh oh man,
- 20:10Speaker 1: I am boily, holy oh. She's gonna pay for this one.
- 20:19Speaker 1: You gotta tell me, Bryce, what is the baddest and
- 20:21Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
- 20:25Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Baby, I've done my duty here, my stupidest done.
- 20:34Speaker 1: We guts you out, Okay. Coming up next, it is
- 20:40Speaker 1: asked the CLO. Asked the CLO. With our Chief Love Officer,
- 20:44Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Save Harvey Morning Show coming
- 20:52Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
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- 21:13Speaker 1: was like, y'all it's gonna be drinking a Gallant, That's
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- 21:25Speaker 1: to join us and all of that coming up. But
- 21:27Speaker 1: right now it is time for ask the CLO. Chief
- 21:30Speaker 1: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Here we go
- 21:34Speaker 1: London and Alabama writes, I'm dating a man that is
- 21:38Speaker 1: clean cut and he's always nicely dressed, but his house
- 21:43Speaker 1: is a disgusting mess. He's got dirty everything from dishes,
- 21:48Speaker 1: to laundry. I don't know how he manages to put
- 21:51Speaker 1: himself together so nicely, but he does. I want the man,
- 21:56Speaker 1: but not the mess. So how do I sternly let
- 21:59Speaker 1: him know it's me or the meth? And what do
- 22:02Speaker 1: I do if he asked me to help him clean up? Well?
- 22:05Speaker 1: See right there? See sternly you want to be stern
- 22:10Speaker 1: with a person, but you're not willing to help a person. Now,
- 22:13Speaker 1: I don't understand your position. The dude, that's his flaw.
- 22:17Speaker 1: He don't he don't have He ain't a good housekeeper.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I ain't a good housekeeper. So you know, when you
- 22:23Speaker 1: go to this man and you start, it's either that
- 22:25Speaker 1: or me. Wait a minute, hold up, hold on how
- 22:27Speaker 1: you got over there so fast? So you either clean
- 22:30Speaker 1: your house up or as me. And then suppose he
- 22:33Speaker 1: asked you to help? Well, you you know, maybe the
- 22:39Speaker 1: dude ain't never been made to clean up. Maybe he
- 22:41Speaker 1: don't even really know how to clean up. Baby just
- 22:43Speaker 1: ain't his thing. You know what, what what type relationship
- 22:47Speaker 1: you're gonna be in where you don't want to help
- 22:49Speaker 1: the man do nothing? You just want to come over
- 22:50Speaker 1: there in this spotless You ain't gonna okay whatever mask
- 22:59Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he got, he got, yeah, yeah yeah. I
- 23:02Speaker 1: mean you know, he don't keep a clean house. Some
- 23:04Speaker 1: a lot of dudes don't know how to do all that.
- 23:08Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I'm telling you right now. I'm telling
- 23:12Speaker 1: you right now, you can thank the Lord. I got
- 23:15Speaker 1: a little bit of extra to pay somebody, because I
- 23:17Speaker 1: promise you, I'm not saying come out the house, fly
- 23:25Speaker 1: clean his hell, you know, but a little mister spicking
- 23:28Speaker 1: span on the zoom down here, I'm just trifling out.
- 23:31Speaker 1: I got to clean my house. Tad three damn child,
- 23:36Speaker 1: who ain't gonna pick up your clothes out the floor?
- 23:38Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna do. I'm not, yes, you are.
- 23:42Speaker 1: You're gonna pick your stuff up and take it to
- 23:43Speaker 1: the Larne room like everybody else, laundre everybody else. Yeah,
- 23:48Speaker 1: Larne room. You're going down now, don't you do? He
- 23:55Speaker 1: just got he talk listening to me. Man, my wife
- 23:57Speaker 1: ain't even in town right now. I'm not picking up
- 24:00Speaker 1: a damn thing. Please understand that she took her ass
- 24:05Speaker 1: out of town. I'm free to beat me. I'm telling
- 24:07Speaker 1: you right now. Up in the house, right now, this
- 24:09Speaker 1: was stuff in the flow bleed up. I bet you
- 24:15Speaker 1: I know who better have it picked up. But I
- 24:19Speaker 1: bet it ain't gonna be me, all right? Moving on
- 24:23Speaker 1: to shay uh Chase's next month, I turned thirty, thirty
- 24:28Speaker 1: years old, and I want to get a tattoo of
- 24:30Speaker 1: my son's name on my back. My husband said the
- 24:34Speaker 1: tattoo needs to be his name, or I don't need
- 24:36Speaker 1: to get one. I told him we might not be
- 24:39Speaker 1: together forever, and he got mad and told me I
- 24:41Speaker 1: could leave. Now. Did he mean to steep down or
- 24:44Speaker 1: did he say it because he's mad. Well, look, lady, lady,
- 24:49Speaker 1: you put a tattoo on your back of your son's name.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Your husband is back there handling business now. The last
- 24:57Speaker 1: thing he want to see is his little baby, your
- 24:59Speaker 1: baby name on his back, Julie, Demetrius nor Dante. No,
- 25:12Speaker 1: that ain't the time. It's your husband spends too much
- 25:18Speaker 1: time behind you to be reading a name that ain't his.
- 25:24Speaker 1: It don't make no sense. Now, get the baby tattoos
- 25:28Speaker 1: somewhere before you can see it. And then why would
- 25:31Speaker 1: you put the baby name on the back You can't
- 25:32Speaker 1: even see it, right? And why would she say they
- 25:36Speaker 1: may not be together forever? And so he said, Lee. Now, yea,
- 25:41Speaker 1: since we ain't gonna be together now, but I'm not
- 25:45Speaker 1: fit to be looking at Junior every time. I'm no,
- 25:48Speaker 1: that's not fitting to happen. All right, Vanetta out of queen,
- 25:52Speaker 1: says Terrell. The second, we're not doing that. Vanetta from
- 25:58Speaker 1: a Queen says, I'm retired and I moved in with
- 26:00Speaker 1: my daughter. She thinks I'm to live in nanny and
- 26:04Speaker 1: made so it's cutting into my social life with my
- 26:06Speaker 1: church members. I think she wants me here to save
- 26:09Speaker 1: money on childcare and housekeeping. I'm not that kind of grandmother.
- 26:12Speaker 1: How do I handle this without disappointing her? Well? What
- 26:16Speaker 1: you move in form? Not to do all of that?
- 26:20Speaker 1: She said? Okay, okay, Well what did she move in for?
- 26:24Speaker 1: She didn't say to save money? Well, and grandma ought
- 26:29Speaker 1: to nobody. Now, ain't nothing in life free. You've been eating, frying,
- 26:34Speaker 1: all this chicken and all this stuff in here. Well
- 26:36Speaker 1: what you think the cost cutting? No lights and stuff? Yeah,
- 26:40Speaker 1: keep the kids and clean up. What you thought you
- 26:45Speaker 1: just been moving here to cleaning up? And we're not
- 26:50Speaker 1: going to have a press service in here every Tuesday.
- 26:52Speaker 1: We're not finn to do that, y'all, niece's zoom because
- 26:55Speaker 1: it's COVID. Sick ass old people up in my house.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Vana needs to get her own sitting up and hear
- 27:01Speaker 1: them old people coming to your house. They got on
- 27:03Speaker 1: prayer cloths and mass. You don't know who at your
- 27:05Speaker 1: house sitting up and here all these church fans and everything,
- 27:11Speaker 1: got these gloves on, these these thick ass cinnamon stockings,
- 27:16Speaker 1: and neath they are nursing shoes. And deacon got on
- 27:20Speaker 1: rock ports and he can't see it. He need help
- 27:25Speaker 1: up the steps. Not nothing to do this, No, So yeah, yeah,
- 27:30Speaker 1: you gonna have to pitch in now. If you want
- 27:32Speaker 1: to have a social life, why don't you just stay
- 27:33Speaker 1: where you are? Yeah? I think, move on. She's got
- 27:37Speaker 1: to do that, Okay. Moving on to Selena Cello in Lexington,
- 27:43Speaker 1: Selena says, I'm a twenty seven year old. I'm twenty
- 27:46Speaker 1: seven years old dating a fifty eight year old man
- 27:50Speaker 1: and he's got a snoring problem. I want to cover
- 27:53Speaker 1: his face with a pillow most nights, but I don't
- 27:56Speaker 1: want to kill him. Is this an old man thing
- 28:00Speaker 1: or does he have a problem? I really like him,
- 28:03Speaker 1: so please help. Well, let me explain something to you. Snoring?
- 28:07Speaker 1: You just uncovered that problem. There's more, girl, Let me
- 28:17Speaker 1: just go down a couple of things. You're gonna start
- 28:18Speaker 1: looking out for snoring. Uh, he got some strange eating habits.
- 28:25Speaker 1: He might chew with his mouth open. You know, I
- 28:29Speaker 1: don't know what time, but you know, you know he
- 28:32Speaker 1: can start peeing on itself after while. You know, I'm
- 28:35Speaker 1: just giving you some stuff you need to look out for. Uh.
- 28:39Speaker 1: You know it's some stuff that you know, all the peels,
- 28:41Speaker 1: he's gonna start doubling up on the dose, thatch on
- 28:43Speaker 1: the peels and everything. You got a lot of stuff.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Don't even weary about that damn snow and girl, you
- 28:48Speaker 1: got a whole lot of stuff. You gotta be filling
- 28:50Speaker 1: out medicare paperworking all this hire. You gotta get this
- 28:53Speaker 1: AA all pece stuff sitting in on time and you
- 28:55Speaker 1: see him wearing about some damn snow and girl, Please,
- 28:59Speaker 1: you gotta find out when that metavac van come through there.
- 29:01Speaker 1: You got to find out when it's all right? Thank
- 29:05Speaker 1: you Celo. Coming up at the top of the hour
- 29:07Speaker 1: Entertainment news right after this, you're listening to the Stry
- 29:11Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, This one is for the ladies
- 29:16Speaker 1: speaking to the ladies. Now, Carla and I are inviting
- 29:19Speaker 1: you to a very special happy hour today on Facebook live,
- 29:23Speaker 1: right Carla, that's right, Shirley. We are celebrating ladies, celebrating ladies.
- 29:29Speaker 1: That's it Galantine's Day, So get your girlfriends. This is
- 29:34Speaker 1: not just any happy hour celebration. It's the Seagram's Galantine's
- 29:38Speaker 1: Day Happy Hour. Carla and I will be enjoying our
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- 29:52Speaker 1: That's what I got a front today? Yes, yes, yes, Easter, Yes,
- 29:59Speaker 1: sir oh faith book, yes, liven us during ys come
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- 31:35Speaker 1: juggling it all? You got time for you to day,
- 31:40Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about your guys, especially you. Wait
- 31:45Speaker 1: a minute, Tommy, what's the subject you want us to
- 31:47Speaker 1: talk about? Thanks? Doing the pandemic? Will you call it bad?
- 31:52Speaker 1: Because it's just gone cold, just cold, and it just
- 31:55Speaker 1: it ain't happen to no more. What's happening when I'm
- 31:57Speaker 1: in there and you here comment that pop up this?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Hey Michelle, there's me speed day. Just want you out,
- 32:06Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. Don't don't mind me. That's another
- 32:09Speaker 1: reason to join us Today A four on Facebook Live,
- 32:12Speaker 1: A speedy day. Possibly you're in a hurry, Junior. I'm
- 32:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna use your audience for speed. But Junior joined
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- 32:25Speaker 1: on and check us out. It will be a whole
- 32:27Speaker 1: lot of fun. So Steve Harvey FM Facebook Live at
- 32:31Speaker 1: four p m. Eastern all right and other news. Former
- 32:35Speaker 1: Atlanta mayor Kesha Lan's Bottom is going to c N.
- 32:39Speaker 1: That's right, She's going to be a political commentator. She'll
- 32:42Speaker 1: be alongside Anna Navarro and Van Jones. Bottom. Yeah. Bottom's
- 32:48Speaker 1: tweeted that she applied to work at CNN when she
- 32:51Speaker 1: was a student at Florida Florida A and M, and
- 32:54Speaker 1: to now join the team nearly thirty years later is
- 32:56Speaker 1: a reminder that a dream deferred is ever a dream denied.
- 33:01Speaker 1: I like that. Bottoms also currently serves as Vice chair
- 33:04Speaker 1: of Civic Engagement and Vote to Protection for the Democratic
- 33:07Speaker 1: National Committee. She studied broadcast journalism at FAMU and earned
- 33:12Speaker 1: her Juris doctorate from Georgia State University. She practiced law
- 33:16Speaker 1: as a prosecuting attorney, then as a magistrate judge. So
- 33:20Speaker 1: congratulation you turn on down you see. Yeah, I'm still
- 33:24Speaker 1: mad at them for Chris Cuomo and just in time
- 33:28Speaker 1: for spring and summer travel, guys, Spirit and Frontier Airlines
- 33:32Speaker 1: on Monday announced this billion dollar merger, six point six
- 33:36Speaker 1: billion dollar merger, a combination of low fare carriers that
- 33:40Speaker 1: would create America's fifth largest airline. Okay, now, Spirit and
- 33:45Speaker 1: Frontier right here, So there's a hot mess right here.
- 33:54Speaker 1: What have you combined? Why would you put them to together?
- 34:01Speaker 1: Spirit need to get bought up by somebody like Delta.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Front here need to get bought up by somebody like American,
- 34:09Speaker 1: So they can't go. Okay, listen, this is what y'all
- 34:12Speaker 1: been doing. We can't do this no mold and be
- 34:17Speaker 1: calling ourselves an airline right well, all these bus laws
- 34:22Speaker 1: and bus rules and bus regulations, we are airplanes, man.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Spirit Steve had the highest number of passenger complaints last year,
- 34:35Speaker 1: the highs number passenger complaints. Whatever. Now has it been
- 34:43Speaker 1: a long time for me? But have you ever washed
- 34:46Speaker 1: past the Spirit gate? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, it's the
- 34:52Speaker 1: Spirit Gate. Half stuff at it when they board that
- 34:56Speaker 1: ain't at no other gate like you just see just
- 34:59Speaker 1: a shoe Jesse a tennis shoot over that somebody just
- 35:04Speaker 1: left it. You will see Jess a closed basket with
- 35:09Speaker 1: with with a shirt in it. You've been going what
- 35:13Speaker 1: the hell is you can? You will see Jess like
- 35:16Speaker 1: some duc duct used duct tape where it looked like
- 35:19Speaker 1: they just ripped it off and through it. It looks
- 35:22Speaker 1: like it looks like Burlington co Factor that you've been
- 35:28Speaker 1: sitting up hit going, Well, they're gonna have like a
- 35:31Speaker 1: thousand thousand flights a day to open one five destinations,
- 35:37Speaker 1: many fights gonna be on them. You know, I'm in
- 35:39Speaker 1: the fights. I get ready all right? Coming up at
- 35:43Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, Judge Steve aired last night.
- 35:47Speaker 1: It's a huge hit for ABC and it's streaming on Hulu.
- 35:50Speaker 1: So up next, we're gonna have some questions for Judge Steve. Okay,
- 35:55Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
- 36:00Speaker 1: Judge Steve, our favorite TV show right now aired last
- 36:03Speaker 1: night and it is a big, big hit. Excuse me,
- 36:06Speaker 1: excuse me, Yes, it is your second favorite TV show,
- 36:12Speaker 1: my second oh oh oh yeah, Family Feud being the first.
- 36:16Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me, it is your third favors. The
- 36:21Speaker 1: first you don't say ready for love. You you don't girl, you,
- 36:29Speaker 1: you don't know the hair we find to be in
- 36:32Speaker 1: after he really get home and think about this. When
- 36:36Speaker 1: we're talking about, Judge Steve, I give you all the love.
- 36:38Speaker 1: When we're talking about ready to love, we can Okay.
- 36:41Speaker 1: I just wanted to clear it up, just wanted to
- 36:42Speaker 1: say I didn't have to do with go ahead. What's
- 36:45Speaker 1: your question? But to love? You keep saying ready love,
- 36:49Speaker 1: it's ready to love? Yea, Yeah, you in trouble. I
- 36:53Speaker 1: don't want to correct it in the middle of all right. Anyway, Steve,
- 37:00Speaker 1: our listeners love your show and they wanted some pro
- 37:03Speaker 1: bono legal help. Okay, this one's from Donnie Jay. Donny
- 37:07Speaker 1: Jay says, it borrowed my brother's card, broke down on me.
- 37:10Speaker 1: He told me after the fact that he knew it
- 37:13Speaker 1: was out of power steering fluid. He expects me to
- 37:16Speaker 1: pay for the repairs. So am I liable? Judge Steve, Well,
- 37:21Speaker 1: the car broke down on you, that's not your fault. Now,
- 37:26Speaker 1: if you were in a car accident, that's your fault.
- 37:30Speaker 1: But your brother knew that the power steer was out.
- 37:33Speaker 1: He let you use the car knowingly you drove it
- 37:36Speaker 1: and then it finally collapsed. That's not on you, sorry, bro,
- 37:41Speaker 1: All right, now you can be a brother just to
- 37:44Speaker 1: keep peace and saying, hey man, I give you a
- 37:45Speaker 1: little something on it just to keep peace for letting
- 37:48Speaker 1: me use it that day. But I'm not responsible for
- 37:51Speaker 1: all of it, all right, Like folks show on how
- 37:55Speaker 1: to put some on it. Five from Henrietta M. Henrietta says,
- 38:03Speaker 1: my ex is a heavy drinker and I let him
- 38:05Speaker 1: borrow over four hundred dollars to buy alcohol over the
- 38:08Speaker 1: two years we dated. And I have all the receipts.
- 38:12Speaker 1: He said. I drink with him most of the time,
- 38:15Speaker 1: so he's not reimbursing me. How can I get my
- 38:18Speaker 1: money back from more drunk? Well, four hundred dollars over
- 38:22Speaker 1: two years, that ain't a lot of liquor. Now that's
- 38:28Speaker 1: in addition to what he drinks. Then he's not a
- 38:31Speaker 1: heavy drinker. He's an alcoholic. And you did drink with him,
- 38:39Speaker 1: that's for sure. And so stop loaning money to drunk
- 38:44Speaker 1: ass people. That's your advice. Stop doing that. That's cause
- 38:52Speaker 1: your ass is a drinker. Two. Let's case close, I
- 38:55Speaker 1: rest mark. Let's stop this him all right, Thank you,
- 39:01Speaker 1: Judge Steve. Check out Judge Steve Tuesday nights on ABC,
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- 39:56Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com for all the info. So, Steve, I
- 40:00Speaker 1: got to ask you, speaking of concerts, you told us
- 40:03Speaker 1: stories throughout the years when you used to go to
- 40:06Speaker 1: concerts and what you used to do. What was your
- 40:09Speaker 1: very first concert and how old were you your very
- 40:13Speaker 1: first one? Do you remember? Your very first concert was
- 40:16Speaker 1: Old Jay's. It was illegal. I wasn't supposed to be there.
- 40:19Speaker 1: I climbed in the window at Leo's Casine on fifty filth.
- 40:22Speaker 1: You climbed in the window. Yeah, my brothers had went.
- 40:25Speaker 1: I wanted to go down. Then they wouldn't take me
- 40:27Speaker 1: because I was too young, So I rolled my bike
- 40:29Speaker 1: down there in class food basement. And what was your impression, Well,
- 40:35Speaker 1: it wasn't much of impression. Called my older brother beat
- 40:38Speaker 1: my ass, so Villa was trying to get back out
- 40:43Speaker 1: that window. So your impression is the OJ's hurt. Yeah,
- 40:48Speaker 1: so that was my first concert. I think. Let me
- 40:50Speaker 1: see the first concert I went to. That's a good question.
- 40:54Speaker 1: The first one I went to? Man, I don't. I
- 40:58Speaker 1: don't know the first one on I'm gone to so many? Yeah,
- 41:04Speaker 1: who hadn't been to some good ones? LTD m Holding
- 41:11Speaker 1: Humming Doors, Well, I saw I saw Holding on live.
- 41:16Speaker 1: I saw LTD when they all came up with them
- 41:18Speaker 1: Butterfly capes, Butterfly but yeah, yea, I couldn't get that
- 41:24Speaker 1: made though I couldn't. Ain't had enough money for the
- 41:26Speaker 1: fabric to make that one. You couldn't what the butterfly cap? Yeah,
- 41:30Speaker 1: I couldn't make the cape. I was gonna, Oh who
- 41:33Speaker 1: had the best opening? What concerts? Where the five brother
- 41:42Speaker 1: Ridfield Coliseum? When these tps came about the flow and
- 41:50Speaker 1: then boom and then the tps disappeared and Earthwin was
- 41:55Speaker 1: standing down, boy, hop on my lungs. I was hauling
- 42:04Speaker 1: like a white girl. Boy, you thought Justin Bieber was
- 42:13Speaker 1: up there. I was hot, so yeah, a white girl
- 42:22Speaker 1: that you were? The feather in your throw? Is it?
- 42:25Speaker 1: Is that the one? Now? That was the second one
- 42:27Speaker 1: that was hard? That was that was when the head
- 42:29Speaker 1: sun godess, I was ramsy lowis toom boom boom my head.
- 42:45Speaker 1: That feather in my froat. You couldn't tell me nothing, boy,
- 42:48Speaker 1: you couldn't tell me nothing. I was in that matching
- 42:51Speaker 1: on board. But I like the fact, huh. I like
- 42:58Speaker 1: the fact that you went to the concert confident with
- 43:00Speaker 1: a feather in your fro Shirley, Yeah, yes, I committed
- 43:08Speaker 1: with no date myself, by yourself. Then have the money
- 43:13Speaker 1: for no two tickets. But I can't miss this, and
- 43:18Speaker 1: I can't heard this helf of slowing me down. Plus
- 43:22Speaker 1: I got to I'm gonna switch seats, and she's not
- 43:24Speaker 1: gonna understand that. See, I bought the rule. Yeah, I
- 43:28Speaker 1: bought a ticket up in the raft leven dollars ticket,
- 43:32Speaker 1: But I'm gonna sit down in the thirty five dollars seat.
- 43:38Speaker 1: I'm leaving. I'm in the door. But I watched. I
- 43:41Speaker 1: watched the opening that perform and I just keep my
- 43:45Speaker 1: eye down there, and then when I see a opening
- 43:47Speaker 1: in that chair, I ease on down. Then when the
- 43:49Speaker 1: main act come out, I just come down the aisle
- 43:51Speaker 1: with my costume on, you know, and then I ease
- 43:55Speaker 1: on into the seat. Some pemper ass duding little man,
- 43:58Speaker 1: what's up with you like that? Well, you're clean as
- 44:01Speaker 1: you yourself, thank you, And I just spit on end.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Now I'm down. I can't get a girl to do
- 44:06Speaker 1: all that whole Steve coming up broadcast buying these cheap
- 44:10Speaker 1: tickets because I ain't got the money. Coming up next,
- 44:15Speaker 1: it is a nephew in the prank phone call. Right
- 44:16Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve har Morning Show coming up
- 44:23Speaker 1: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
- 44:26Speaker 1: letter for today. The subject is if it ain't broke,
- 44:30Speaker 1: don't fix it. Okay, we'll get into that in just
- 44:33Speaker 1: a bit, but right now it is time for the
- 44:35Speaker 1: nephew and today's prank phone call. Nef, what's you got
- 44:39Speaker 1: for us today? The big game is Sunday, right, Big
- 44:42Speaker 1: game on Sunday? Right right? Okay, okay, big game on Sunday. Cool.
- 44:47Speaker 1: So this right here is called super Bowl party. Okay,
- 44:51Speaker 1: a party. What do you want to look at? Super
- 44:54Speaker 1: Bowl party? A partey? All right, let's go cat doc. Hello,
- 45:00Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Gerard. Yeah, this is who's calling? Hey,
- 45:03Speaker 1: this is this is Curtis Man. I'm I'm one of
- 45:06Speaker 1: your neighbors in the neighborhood. I'm about three, I think
- 45:08Speaker 1: about three streets over from you. I'm reaching out to you, man,
- 45:12Speaker 1: I know the super Bowl coming up? Are you are you?
- 45:15Speaker 1: Are you playing on throwing your your annual super Bowl
- 45:18Speaker 1: party this year? Man? How you get you? Said you
- 45:20Speaker 1: in the neighborhood? Yeah, yeah, I live in the neighborhood.
- 45:23Speaker 1: I'm three streets over from you. Oh okay, yeah, how'd
- 45:26Speaker 1: you hear about the super Bowl party? Man? I mean,
- 45:28Speaker 1: I mean, everybody knows about it. I mean, you know,
- 45:30Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's pretty big. Every year you got
- 45:33Speaker 1: you know, I mean it's it's it's cars everywhere. I mean,
- 45:36Speaker 1: you guys be be rocking for all through the knife
- 45:39Speaker 1: on Super Bowl Night. So I'm calling to see if
- 45:42Speaker 1: you are you throwing it this year? Um? Yes, and
- 45:45Speaker 1: you I do it every year, man, I do it
- 45:47Speaker 1: every year. All the neighbors come over, everybody comes over,
- 45:49Speaker 1: We have a good time. So yeah, we're gonna be
- 45:51Speaker 1: doing it again this year. While what's up? Okay? So
- 45:54Speaker 1: here here what I want to tell you, man, every
- 45:57Speaker 1: year your party too loud, and here's people parking all
- 46:02Speaker 1: in front of other people's houses. You know, I'm three
- 46:05Speaker 1: streets old. It's people parking in my driveway to get
- 46:07Speaker 1: to your house. And to be honest with you, just
- 46:10Speaker 1: too loud. And I'm just telling you this year, if
- 46:12Speaker 1: that is loud this year, I'm calling the police this year. Man,
- 46:16Speaker 1: this is what you really called me for. You really
- 46:19Speaker 1: called me to threaten me, to tell me you're gonna
- 46:20Speaker 1: call a police shut down my party. Bro. You know,
- 46:22Speaker 1: I mean kind too loud, man, everybody and everybody in
- 46:28Speaker 1: the neighborhood, come to my party. Man, ain't know everybody
- 46:30Speaker 1: in the neighborhood don't come because I damn sh ain't
- 46:32Speaker 1: been there. That's because you ain't get an invite, You hater.
- 46:38Speaker 1: That's why you ain't getting no invite. You. I said,
- 46:41Speaker 1: you a hater. That's why I'm not No. I ain't
- 46:43Speaker 1: no hater. I'm just telling you your stuff is out
- 46:46Speaker 1: of control. Man, you gotta tone it. You got a
- 46:49Speaker 1: good control of your party. You don't have control of it. Man,
- 46:52Speaker 1: you're telling me how to control my control your mouth.
- 46:55Speaker 1: Start it. Let's start right there, all right. You ain't
- 46:58Speaker 1: calling no police. You ain't doing none that we ain't do.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, hold on. You ain't telling me what
- 47:03Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do. All right. I just you the
- 47:05Speaker 1: one you, you, the one on the last party, You
- 47:09Speaker 1: the one got people parking and people driveway And yeah,
- 47:11Speaker 1: that's right. If it happens this year, I'm calling the police.
- 47:14Speaker 1: You ain't calling nobody. You ain't calling that person. I'm
- 47:18Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right now. Okay, So how are
- 47:20Speaker 1: you fee to stop me? How are you fee to
- 47:22Speaker 1: stop me from making sure I got peace and on
- 47:25Speaker 1: my street? At my house. I'm gonna stop you with
- 47:27Speaker 1: a size twelve right up, y'all. Okay, okay, hey dude,
- 47:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you again. Control
- 47:34Speaker 1: your party, get the noise level where it ain't disturbing
- 47:37Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood, and stop people from parking in
- 47:41Speaker 1: people's driveway. And I'm gonna tell you again, I'm about
- 47:45Speaker 1: to have a party with my size twelve right up
- 47:47Speaker 1: in your Okay, hey dude, it is what it is.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Then it is look for the police to be at
- 47:54Speaker 1: your party, all right, look for the people to look
- 47:58Speaker 1: for the police to be at your damn party, because
- 47:59Speaker 1: evidently you don't respect your neighbors. It's what it is,
- 48:02Speaker 1: you know. You know what I do respect my neighbors
- 48:04Speaker 1: because all the neighbors in the neighborhood come except for you,
- 48:07Speaker 1: because we already know you're on y'ar on that list
- 48:10Speaker 1: that I hate. That's the neighbor that be calling toe
- 48:12Speaker 1: trucks and you know, complaining about leaves and yard and
- 48:15Speaker 1: all that. Know you, I know exactly who you are.
- 48:18Speaker 1: That's why you never got to invite to the party,
- 48:20Speaker 1: because you do not even know me. Dude. You use
- 48:24Speaker 1: the idea who I am use a buster use. But
- 48:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the buster that's pulling popos to be
- 48:32Speaker 1: over there on Sunday listening snitch snitching, that's a that's
- 48:40Speaker 1: not snitching. No, it's controlling the atmosphere and stopping it
- 48:46Speaker 1: from being out of control. You let me answer something.
- 48:50Speaker 1: So so you think people that's going to your party
- 48:53Speaker 1: ought to be at the park in my driveway? Listen, man,
- 48:56Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. I'm sorry if anybody
- 48:58Speaker 1: man parked in your drive but nothing for you to
- 49:01Speaker 1: just knock on the door and say, hey, excuse me.
- 49:03Speaker 1: You know I'm trying to get out, you know whatever. Whatever.
- 49:06Speaker 1: I make sure I put it on the flyers that
- 49:08Speaker 1: we don't want people blocking driveways. But you know, obviously
- 49:11Speaker 1: it happened, and I apologize for that. But that's no
- 49:14Speaker 1: reason for you to be going on extra crazy and
- 49:17Speaker 1: going to extra mind talking about I'm calling the police.
- 49:19Speaker 1: You what are you're calling nobody? Man? Shut up? That
- 49:22Speaker 1: right there is what's wrong with black people today. Instead
- 49:25Speaker 1: of coming to me like a man, you're coming to
- 49:27Speaker 1: me like a coward. Instead of coming to me like
- 49:29Speaker 1: a man and saying listen now, you know, because the
- 49:32Speaker 1: first thing you're talking about, oh, I'm gonna call the police,
- 49:35Speaker 1: and then when the police come and beat your black
- 49:38Speaker 1: pass up, you're gonna be on the other line complaining,
- 49:40Speaker 1: talk about to be you want to be sure and
- 49:44Speaker 1: doing this and that, don't you know, that's how you
- 49:46Speaker 1: get up, man. So as black people, we gotta learn
- 49:49Speaker 1: how to stick together and come together. If you want
- 49:51Speaker 1: to come to the party, it sounds like you are silent,
- 49:54Speaker 1: heyter on the loaf for real, like you really want
- 49:56Speaker 1: to come to the party. But because you're the only
- 49:58Speaker 1: person in the neighborhood that hasn't been invited. Now you're
- 50:00Speaker 1: talking about calling the police. I know exactly who you are.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Who am I You that dude that live up two
- 50:07Speaker 1: three streets over and you drive that truck with the
- 50:11Speaker 1: flannel shirts and all of that. You're the only person
- 50:13Speaker 1: in the hood driving a truck and the flannel It's
- 50:17Speaker 1: wrong with you, man, that's why you ain't getting no invite.
- 50:19Speaker 1: And on top of that, all those dogs you got
- 50:21Speaker 1: running around in your backyard, you need to clean them up.
- 50:23Speaker 1: They'd be back there in and everything. And then the
- 50:27Speaker 1: other neighbors can't even have barbecues because you're big, rusty
- 50:29Speaker 1: ass dogs running around. You got a nerve to be
- 50:32Speaker 1: talking about you calling the police when we need to
- 50:34Speaker 1: be calling the city on you. All that trash and
- 50:37Speaker 1: you got in front of your house. Man, get out
- 50:39Speaker 1: of here. I'm gonna call the cops on you right now. Well,
- 50:41Speaker 1: if you ain't, you're wearing the flannel shirts with trucking,
- 50:45Speaker 1: the dogs running around with falling the front yard, in
- 50:47Speaker 1: the backgyard, and fall over the place. Who the are
- 50:50Speaker 1: you that tell me say no more? I'm gonna tell
- 50:53Speaker 1: you who I am. This is nephew Tommy from the
- 50:56Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yo, just got pranked by next
- 51:00Speaker 1: dope neighbors, Brian, That's who I am. You know what?
- 51:12Speaker 1: You know what? You know what now I'm definitely gonna
- 51:15Speaker 1: kick you in his shirt. Man, you had me going, Man,
- 51:23Speaker 1: I hold when I run this prank, I hope the
- 51:25Speaker 1: man with the truck and the flower shirt ain't listening
- 51:28Speaker 1: to it. All right, Man, I got one more thing.
- 51:34Speaker 1: You gotta tell me what's the baddest and I mean
- 51:36Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you already
- 51:40Speaker 1: know it's the Steam Harvey Morning Show. You already know
- 51:45Speaker 1: what it is. You got everything in the black history,
- 51:50Speaker 1: lesson man's exactly who you are? You trying to red
- 51:56Speaker 1: pickup truck with that damn flower shirt? Off? Got all
- 52:00Speaker 1: them nasty dogs in your backyard? Yeah, you hater? Low,
- 52:09Speaker 1: you a hater. But he told you man, ain't you
- 52:11Speaker 1: ain't calling nobody? Shut up? Shut up? Yeah that's what See,
- 52:22Speaker 1: that's what happened to you called police? Didn't they beat
- 52:24Speaker 1: your head? And then I don't know what they were
- 52:26Speaker 1: doing me. I always believe that, like all of them
- 52:30Speaker 1: ever kill, you really got to do something me for
- 52:36Speaker 1: me to call the police, something really got to be
- 52:39Speaker 1: popping off. Dog. I remember when we lived in the
- 52:42Speaker 1: in the hood, my sister in law got an argument
- 52:45Speaker 1: with my brother, called the police. Police came to my
- 52:49Speaker 1: daddy house that was the royal house. That didn't go
- 52:53Speaker 1: good at all. Really, he didn't understand that. Wait the
- 52:58Speaker 1: first thing, because he couldn't on this only question would
- 53:02Speaker 1: who called you? Who called you and told you come here, mahu?
- 53:09Speaker 1: We gotta call complaint that a woman says she was
- 53:12Speaker 1: arguing with her Wait what boy, when you found out
- 53:15Speaker 1: it was my sister in law that had called his
- 53:19Speaker 1: daughter in law called a police to his house. My
- 53:22Speaker 1: daddy didn't talk to her for almot four years? How long?
- 53:26Speaker 1: About four years? Oh? I'm wrong with you? All right?
- 53:32Speaker 1: Good nephew, Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject
- 53:36Speaker 1: if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We'll get into
- 53:38Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 53:45Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
- 53:48Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting and more,
- 53:51Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry letters to Steve HARVEYFM dot com
- 53:54Speaker 1: by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, And you never know.
- 53:59Speaker 1: We could hear that, we could be getting your letter,
- 54:02Speaker 1: and we could be reading it live on the air,
- 54:04Speaker 1: just like we're going to read this one, and you
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- 54:10Speaker 1: bugle laupahole on tight. We got it for you. Here
- 54:12Speaker 1: it is the Strawberry Letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject, if
- 54:16Speaker 1: it ain't broke, don't fix it. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
- 54:19Speaker 1: a fifty two year old married woman and I've been
- 54:22Speaker 1: married for twenty one years and we have three teenagers
- 54:25Speaker 1: at home. I'm working from home now so I'm able
- 54:28Speaker 1: to cook for the kids and be a bit more
- 54:31Speaker 1: hands on. I also have more time to see how
- 54:34Speaker 1: ignorant my husband really is. He is a cheater and
- 54:39Speaker 1: a very bad one. He's been busted several times, and
- 54:42Speaker 1: I've overlooked it because I don't want to break up
- 54:45Speaker 1: a happy home. My father is a big influencer in
- 54:49Speaker 1: my life. He was a pastor for most of my life,
- 54:52Speaker 1: and when he cheated on my mother, he got excommunicated
- 54:55Speaker 1: from the church. I know I should not be getting
- 54:58Speaker 1: marital advice him, but he's a wise man, so I'd
- 55:02Speaker 1: rather listen to him than a therapist. He's always told
- 55:06Speaker 1: me to keep to myself and not to look for things,
- 55:09Speaker 1: and I will have a long and happy marriage. Being
- 55:13Speaker 1: in the house ninety percent of the time shields me
- 55:15Speaker 1: from anything my husband might be doing in the streets.
- 55:18Speaker 1: That's why I call him ignorant all the time. He
- 55:22Speaker 1: can't even cover his tracks like a seasoned womanizers would.
- 55:27Speaker 1: I've seen inappropriate emails to his female manager, and I've
- 55:30Speaker 1: seen text messages and breastpicks on his phone from random women.
- 55:35Speaker 1: That's his thing. He always gets several breastpicks from the
- 55:38Speaker 1: women he's sleeping with. It can be two or three
- 55:41Speaker 1: at a time for all I care, but there's no
- 55:44Speaker 1: way I should know what he's up to. Women in
- 55:47Speaker 1: my family disagree with me all the time and try
- 55:50Speaker 1: to tell me things about my husband. I asked them
- 55:53Speaker 1: politely to stop gossiping with me because I'm not leaving
- 55:58Speaker 1: this man. My dad came over the other night and
- 56:01Speaker 1: confirmed what I believe. He said, if it ain't broke,
- 56:04Speaker 1: don't fix it. My man still makes me feel like
- 56:07Speaker 1: I am the only woman for him, despite what he
- 56:10Speaker 1: does behind my back. Am I a fool for letting
- 56:13Speaker 1: the slide? Or do I destroy my family and leave him?
- 56:18Speaker 1: What a confusing situation you're in and try to get
- 56:22Speaker 1: us in. But let's see if we can help you.
- 56:25Speaker 1: I think the first thing you need to do is
- 56:27Speaker 1: stop listening to your daddy. That's what I think, because remember,
- 56:32Speaker 1: he cheated too. He got kicked out of the church
- 56:35Speaker 1: for it. What he's telling you to do is what
- 56:38Speaker 1: he would have wanted his wife and your mother to
- 56:40Speaker 1: do so he could keep doing what he was doing cheating.
- 56:43Speaker 1: That way, he could cheat and keep his pastor's job
- 56:46Speaker 1: at the same time. So please tell him thank you,
- 56:50Speaker 1: but no, thank you. I'm good, daddy, I'm good. I
- 56:53Speaker 1: know this is hurting you, it's confusing you. Your dad's
- 56:56Speaker 1: asking you to turn a blind eye to your husband's infidelity.
- 57:00Speaker 1: You're not happy and even though you say you have
- 57:03Speaker 1: a happy home, it's not happy in your home. You're miserable.
- 57:08Speaker 1: They all know about your husband, your family. You've sacrificed
- 57:11Speaker 1: your happiness for twenty one years listening to your dad's
- 57:16Speaker 1: crazy advice. I mean it's time you make some decisions
- 57:19Speaker 1: for your own, on your own about your own life. Okay,
- 57:25Speaker 1: tell your husband you're no longer going to put up
- 57:27Speaker 1: with going to You know, all this goings on that
- 57:30Speaker 1: he has, This is crap that he's giving you. You
- 57:33Speaker 1: said you're not leaving him. Are you sure? You said
- 57:35Speaker 1: you're not leaving him in spite of everything that you've
- 57:38Speaker 1: seen and that he's done. But you you know you
- 57:41Speaker 1: don't have to take this from him. I hope. Yes,
- 57:44Speaker 1: your marriage is very broken and it does need fixing.
- 57:47Speaker 1: So if you really want to stay in it, since
- 57:49Speaker 1: you said you're not leaving, it's time to let your
- 57:52Speaker 1: husband know that he's better straighten up or he's got
- 57:55Speaker 1: to go. Simple as that, Steve, I don't know how
- 57:59Speaker 1: we help a person that don't want help. Lady, Why
- 58:04Speaker 1: why did you even write us? I mean, you know
- 58:08Speaker 1: you said in the letter. Here's a line that sticks
- 58:11Speaker 1: out for me. Women in my family disagree with me
- 58:14Speaker 1: all the time and then try to tell me things
- 58:17Speaker 1: about my husband. I asked them politely to stop gossiping
- 58:22Speaker 1: with me because I'm not leaving this man. Okay, So
- 58:28Speaker 1: what you wants to do you ain't leaving. Stay down,
- 58:33Speaker 1: stay down, stay there, and quit complaining. That's all you
- 58:40Speaker 1: got to do. Now. Seem to me like in this
- 58:42Speaker 1: letter you need to learn how to lap it, lick
- 58:47Speaker 1: it and like it, lap it, lick it and like it.
- 58:56Speaker 1: That's what it seems to me like, because you don't.
- 59:01Speaker 1: You're not leaving this man, all right, But now let
- 59:06Speaker 1: me tell you. Let me get you to this point.
- 59:10Speaker 1: You're fifty two, you've been married twenty one, you got
- 59:12Speaker 1: three teenagers at home, and now you have more time
- 59:16Speaker 1: to spend at home, so you can be a bit
- 59:18Speaker 1: more handszoned because you work from home now, and now
- 59:22Speaker 1: you want to say your husband only time to see
- 59:26Speaker 1: how ignorant my husband really is. So you're married to
- 59:29Speaker 1: an ignorant man. Okay, he's a cheater and a very
- 59:33Speaker 1: bad one. Now you're married to an ignorant man. That's
- 59:36Speaker 1: a Cheatah, You've busted him several times, and I've overlooked
- 59:42Speaker 1: it because I don't want to break up a happy home.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Who happy in the home? I mean the kids might
- 59:53Speaker 1: be cool because they don't know. He's certainly cool because
- 59:58Speaker 1: he can get busted and you overlook it. So I'm
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: not sure that if he's getting busted and you're overlooking it,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: if he's ignorant, or he realized he can do what
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: he want to do because you ain't gonna do nothing.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: So I'm not really sure that he's ignorant. I just
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: think he realized you ain't gonna do nothing. When I
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: come back, I'll straighten it out. It ain't gonna be
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: able to help you, though, but I will talk to
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: he stunning. All right, thank you, Steve. Coming up part
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: two of Steve Strawberry letter response at twenty three minutes
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: after the hour. The subject is, if it ain't broke,
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: don't fix it. We'll get back into it right after this.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on,
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: Steve Let's recap today's crazy Strawberry letter, the subject if
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: it ain't broke, don't fix it. This is a dumbest
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: letter we've had in a while. This is just dumb.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: I'm fifty two, been married twenty one years, threeteen years
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: at home. You work for home now, so you spend
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: a lot of more time. You're a lot more home
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: or you're a lot more hands on now, and you've
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: also had time to see how ignorant your husband really
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: is now. This is why you say he's ignorant. He's
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: a cheater and a very bad one. Okay, Then you
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: say he's been busted several times, and I've overlooked it
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: because I don't want to break up a happy home.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: You don't want to break up having home for who,
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: because if you're happy in that type of situation, there's
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: nothing mean Shirley can do for you. My father is
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: a big influence in my life. He was a pastor
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: for most of my life. When he cheated on my
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: mother and he got excommunicated from the church. I know
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: I should not be getting marital advice from him, but
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: he's a wise man, so I'd rather listen to him
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: than a therapist. You make the most contradictory statements throughout
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: your damn ladder. You live with the man who's ignorant
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: and a bad cheetah, and you overlook it because you
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: don't want to break up a happy home. Your father
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: got excommunicated for cheating on your mama, and I know
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: I should not be getting mad till advice from him,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: but he's a wise man, so I'd rather listen to
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: him than a therapist. Okay, okay, lady. And now this
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: is what his father said. He's always told me to
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: keep to myself and not look for things, and I
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: will have a long and happy marriage. What time the
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: father is this? Listen to me. He's wise, but not
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: to your benefit. He is give you you the wisdom
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: of a cheater. He's not giving you the wisdom you
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: need as the person who's being cheated on. And I'm
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: stunned that this is coming from your father. How old
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: and backwards ass is he thinking? And this is who
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: you'd rather talk to than a therapist, lady, Come on now,
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: and you fifty two once you're talking to his old
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: ass fault, this old ass cheatah, with this old ass advice.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: You felt that it old enough to have written of him.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Why are you listening to him? Shut up, keep your
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: mouth closed. Let your man cheating. Here the gold you
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: shut up, keep your mouth closed, Let your man keep
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: cheating on. I said, shut up and keep your mouth closed,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: and let you old man keep cheating on. Let him cheat,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: let him cheat cheat on you, and keep your mouth closer.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: You haven't happened, Hume now being in the house ninety
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: percent of the time and shields me from anything my
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: husband might be doing in the streets. No, I don't, lady.
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: That's why I call him ignorant all the time. He
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: can't even cover his track like a seasoned womanizer wood.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: I've seen inappropriate emails to his female manager. I've seen
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: text messages and breastpicks on his phone from random women.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: Why he need a pass cold, because if you see it,
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: you've already said you're gonna overlook it. And in a
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: minute in the letter, you're Finn to tell us you
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: ain't Finn to leave him. So how ignorant is he?
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: He doing it because he know you ain't gonna do nothing.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: That's his thing. He always gets several breast picks from
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: the women he's sleeping with. You're typing this from your
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: happy home. It can be two or three at a
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: time for all I care. But there's no way I
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: should know what he's up to. It's okay that you
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: know what he's up to, because you're not going to
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: do anything about it for two reasons, because you don't
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: want to upset your happy home, and your daddy told
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: you to stop looking stuffed. Women in my family disagree
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: with me all the time, and they try to tell
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: me things about my husband. I asked them politely stop
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: gossiping with me, because I am not leaving this man. Okay, now,
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: na I got a clear picture of him. You think
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: your husband is ignorant because he cheats. He's been busted
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: several times, and you keep overlooking it. Your dad in
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: then told you to stop looking through for stuff, but
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: you find stuff anyway. Your female relatives and told you
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: to leave him. You've told him to stop gossiping about
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: you and him, because you're not leaving this man. My
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: dad came over the other night. Now here comes this
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: old food. Your dad came over the other night and
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: confirmed what I believe. He said. If it ain't broke,
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: don't fix it. My man still makes me feel like
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: I'm the only woman for him despite what he does
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: behind my back and food for letting this slide? Or
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: do I destroy my family and leave him? Lady, listen
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: to me. This man makes you feel like you're the
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: only woman for him. He may make you feel like
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: you're the only woman for him, but you ain't the
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: only woman with him. Now. If you don't signed up
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: for this open marriage that you're in and don't know it,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce you to it. You are in
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: an open marriage, idle and as far as your daddy go,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: listen to me. Man, Please don't advise your daughters based
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: on Advise your daughters based on mistakes you've made, and
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: let them learn from mistakes you've made. Do not make
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: your daughters relive a mistakes so you can be cleared
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: as a Cheatah. That's the most ignorant mess I've ever stupid.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve. You guys can leave us your comments
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: on Today's letter on Instagram at Steve Harvey Fm and
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming up
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: next it is Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: You're listening, all right? You know what time it is
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: it is time for junior and sports talk Junior with
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: your guy. Okay, Scharlie, But let me just let the
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: people in Dallas know that on April fools Day, these
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: fools is coming to town and Texas Trust Theater, Go
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: get your tickets ticketmaster dot com, Earthquake, myself, Bruce Bruce,
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Bill Bellamy, Ryan Davis, and Seante Ways will be taking
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: the stage in Dallas to just act a fool. That's
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: because it's April fools Day. Might as well let's go
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: ahead and get to this sports talk. The Saints hired
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: Dennis Allen defensive coordinator. They hate him, his head coach
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: in New Orleans with the Saints. That's that's a good
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: move for them. Thank you. With nothing changed and nothing
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: changed there. Okay, another another head coach not black, that's okay.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: Got some news for y'all. Okay, Albercamara, he's been charged
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: with with with Belanie battery. Okay, in a casino, got
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: into a fight the day before the Pro Bowl. He
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: got a court date set on March eight. But day
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: what I'm trying to get to, I would like to
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: just make this announcement in Black History Month that the
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: Houston Texans have hired love It Smith as they head coach.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: We got we got a black head coach in the Houston,
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Texas organization. This is this is this is major love.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: We have now raised the head coach of the Blacks
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: in the NFL. One. We now have to we off
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: one hundred percent. It's called progress. You Yeah, the head
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: coach that you just had was black. Yeah, yeah, I'm
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: talking about this season coming up. We just now got too. Now,
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: all we did was replace him. That's okay, we got
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: to that. We go next season. We got too, That's
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: all I know. When it was the lateral move, it
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: just said we made no progress homemade. Well let me
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: you replace a black coach with a black coach that
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: ain't perfectly fine. We're not going in there with just one.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: We got too. Still next season, it's fine. Okay. Now
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: all I know is this love. Let me just tell
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: this love it gone down to just up oxtails and
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: get your oxtail plate. I paid for it already. Just say,
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: don't get you some oxtails over at the leader. Don't
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: buy the tricky land hood. I got your front line.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: I know the line loan, but you're gonna get that line.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Love it because you go. We need you in the city.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: So man, I'm proud of that. Man. Now let me
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: ask you this uncle. Did you see the hockey game
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: for the women? Now, I got full Olympic report, but
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: I can't take you segmently from you. Yeah, I can't.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: I'm just saying, but whenever y'all want the Olympic report,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: I got it for you today. Just letten know where
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: you want to because I got the former. I watch
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: all of it. That's amazing. He got gone. I got it. Yeah,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: let me do a report. Okay, Tomorrow'm gonna let you
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: have jam. I just want to say you graduates, lovely
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: smith Man, I'm proud of your Brother's gonna be a
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: good game, too much. We don't know how. All right
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: at quarterback, thank you Junior. Coming up at the top
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: of the hour. Men are now expected to bear it
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: all in movie roles and I mean everything. We'll talk
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening to the Stave
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, this news is a
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: little risk, ay, but we're going to do it anyway.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: The year's top performers on screen so far are surprisingly
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: men's Genitalia all right. We finally live in the era
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: of men being justice, open and vulnerable on screen as
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: women have been for years. Hollywood has flipped the script
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: and we'll expect the men to bear it all on film.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: But unlike the women, the men are being offered prosthetic
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: genitalia in all shapes and sizes to fulfill quote unquote
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: their roles. Okay, Page six Reports and special effects makeup
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: artists Jason Collins had a recent request to sculpt fifteen
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: different prosthetic genitals for actors within an eighteen month period. Frankly,
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: Colin said, it's about time for a lot of huh
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: they mama, I ain't. Yeah, I ain't gonna need but
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: listen to his explanation though, he said, for a lot
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: of performers, they do feel a bit comfortable and more comfortable,
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: uh in some ways wearing a prosthetic because they're not
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: being asked to reveal their own genitalia. It's like a
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: costume piece, and it's also part of a character. It's
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: not you well, but you know it though, you're gonna
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: need that because when you get out there on them
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: sets and it's cold. Once it's cold, you know it
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: ain't gonna be the same. So you know, unless you're
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: gonna stand here and let me heat it up, we're
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: gonna have a real problem right here. So I'm brought
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: that off, you know. So you so if that were
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: most people would have to go in and do that.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: Would you guys do it a movie with male frontal nudity?
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Oh yeah, girl, I've run all off that camera. What
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: you're talking about? Tell me getting new for free? I'm
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: not ashamed of me at all. I get right there.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: What's what's my line? That's all? I mean? What is
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: my lins? So would you feel more comfortable being yourself
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: or would you want that pansthetic? That's I'm gonna be myself.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with me. Well, then you had to be
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: on that on that screen by yourself, because I'm on
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: that screen with you. Ain't gonna be good. I ain't
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: nobody scared to stand next to you. Man. I tell
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: you what, Well, well we all know who the uncle
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: is that that's you. That It is interesting because women
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: have done it for years, for years and years, and
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: they've always shielded then. But now it's everybody. But you know,
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: I think we I think you know the way the
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: world is turning is inevitable that it's going to happen.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: You know, we were in such a our country, man,
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: I think I think America's eating itself. I think America's
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: eating itself alive. And it's sort of sad to see
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: it because we're so free, that we're too free. I mean,
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: we don't have any restrictions. We don't have any restrictions,
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: and we lead the world in every negative category. We
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: have the most murders, we have the most violent crimes.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: We are the largest prison prison system. I mean in
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: the world, no one incarcerates more people than us. Something's wrong.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: We have more police shootings than anybody. We have more
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: gun violence in any country. Well, we're free, we buy.
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: We buy more drugs than anybody. We have more drug
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: addicts than anybody. We have more crimes committed non violet
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: drug related offenses than anybody. Man, something's wrong here, something's
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: really really wrong here. And a part of it is
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: we're so free. We we freededom myself. We're starting to
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: eat ourselves. And that's just how I feel about it, man,
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: And it's sad. Man. We gotta back some of this down,
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: and if we don't, this is what's gonna keep happening.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: Look at what's happening our young girls. They don't have right,
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: they don't have choices anymore. It's crazy. Man, got these
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: guys telling these girls, you gotta bring your girl with you,
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: and all is here. Got this woman on this letter
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: telling about her man and cheating her daddy and told
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: her to stay with her damn man in the Strawberry Letter,
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: the kind of father you got? All right, okay, all right, Well,
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: more trending stories. We'll talk about love next, coming up
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: at twenty minutes after the O on the Steve Harvey
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, Valentine's Day is Monday, and
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: love is definitely in the air. And a new survey
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: seventy five percent of couples said it was love at
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: first sight when they met their significant other, and seventy
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: two percent said they still get butterflies when they see
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: their partner. Wow. Interesting, Huh does that apply to anyone
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: on the show. Everybody on the show. Well, with the
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: exception of Junior, of course, it's Mary. We could do
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: our own poll here. You still get butterflies when you
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: see your partner. I'll tell you what. Let's start with
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: y'all just ought to be in Shirley. Still get butterflies?
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: Want you know you know what, I'll get tired, just
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: me and Tom straight at and I don't about question.
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: But you make it funny though. You make it funny. Well,
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: let's see how you make yours all of that? Butterflies? Yes, Carla,
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: how about you? Oh yeah, butterflies? You answered quick with that, Yeah, yes, butterflies.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: I love yeah, all that, carl What she says I
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: wanted to say, like caterpillars or something. You didn't really
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: want the whole butterfly pills on what day? It is? Right?
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: It could be a mall yes, emotional, it's a fly,
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: but I wouldn't call it butter That's what we're keeping.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: Somebody get this my skate off? All right? Coming up
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after be our we'll play a
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Right after this you're you're
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: is time for a round. I would you rather? Would
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: you rather skip brushing your teeth for a whole week?
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: Or would you rather give your spouse an honest answer?
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: For everything for a full week. I'll be back Monday. Yeah,
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: my mouth would be back. Don't talk to me. Yeah,
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna just going just not brush my teeth. Feel
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: how you want to feel about that week? Hey? We
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: your mask? Yeah, I just feel how you want to
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: feel about me. We're not doing this full week of
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: honest answers. Yeah, all right. Would you rather spend a
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: week ask me that you ain't gonna want to ask
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: me that? What? No, I can't because of your breath,
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: your breath, Well, you can't, I don't. I don't want you.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: You can't ask me now. I'm just telling you right now,
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: you can't ask me nothing about my past. You can't
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: ask me none of that. I'm not just not going
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: to go well the truth? Yeah, all right? Would you
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: rather spend a weekend in Wyoming with Kanye? Hell? Yeah?
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: Hell yeah? He hey, oh yeah, I'm gonna see I'm
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: gonna wait. I've learned to wait. I'm a I'm gonna
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: go with. I don't care. Or would you rather or
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: would you rather spend a weekend in Florida at Marlago
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: with you know who? Oh Kanye, I'm sitting up there
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: with Kanye I'm sitting up with because it's gonna be
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: way more interesting. Oh yeah, at least to him. Yeah,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: we're gonna fight though or with Kanye's no way. We
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: don't come to blows at kanyein't We ain't gonna stay
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: at Kanye house. I said, you'll be at the time
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: you say it in Wyoming. But either way me and
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Kanye gonna come blow. It ain't no way. Because I've
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: been with him before, I don't allow him to say
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: what he wanted to say around me. I was the
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: only one offering any like what I said that like
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: three times in one day. What it was that shocking?
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: What dog I looked through saying, I'm the only one
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: heard that. So you got a lot of people you're
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: just saying it just go along with what he'd be
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: saying something. Oh man, I asked him. I said, and
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: I'm the only one who heard that. A dude told
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: me said, mister Hark, we really, really, we really can't
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: push back. Oh no, I'm not sitting here. We can't
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: push back. I talk like I want to. I don't
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: know who I'm not fit to do that. While you
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: went him in Wyoming, you do know he gonna call
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: Trump any lauda anyway. So you both made that, isn't
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: it ask mistakes or whatever? Go ahead and called him.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: All right, I know next time I'm standing behind his ass.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: I bet you watch my face next all right, we'll
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: be back with the last break of the day and
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: some closing remarks from our one and only fearless leader,
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: Judge Steve. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are, last
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: break of the day, and it's been a fun day.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: It always is. It's a pleasure coming to work, a
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: blessing coming to work, to do what we do, being
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: able to do and love what we do. Yeah, it is.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: We got to remind everybody too tonight this evening, four
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: o'clock Happy Hour, tell him Shelley Girl, four pm Eastern,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: please join Carla and I for our Gallantines Day Live Facebook. Okay,
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: we're gonna be on Facebook Live at four pm Central.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: It's a spot to lie eastern, four pm East, four
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: p h Did I say Central, four pm Eastern? That's
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: what I'm meant to say. Four pm Eastern, Facebook Live,
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: Steve har FM, Facebook Segus Gallantine's Day, Happy hour, we're
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: gonna be drinking, We're gonna be talking. Is going to
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: drink Yo, drink minute. You girl hill, you're gonna put
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: iced tea in your cup, iced tea and ginger. You
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: been not fun. Give me the ladies. Olympic update. Man,
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: here we are today with today's Olympic Update. I thought
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: we'd get out of here without realizing that, folks, another
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: fabulous day in the snow. Just to get you up
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: to speed. Uh, Mikayla, the white girl that was trying
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: to defend her title is out. She skied out. I
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: reminded y'all. But the winner of the gold medal was
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: the last white girl down the hill. Now, reason I'm
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: not saying her name is because y'all don't know these people,
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: the Olympias, and they only play every four years. Well,
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: even if I told you her name, your ass don't know.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: And she ain't from America. So white girl come down
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: the hill, last but not least hungry and whins the
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: giant gold medals. Racing for women, wonderful race right hill
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: for downhill. Ain't the one thing? Go down the hill
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: and the win Olympics. If we gotta say skin, what
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: else the hell is we're talking about. But they wasn't surfing.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: It's the Winter Olympics. What else is your ass going
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: down the hill on? And now no black people in
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: these Olympics, No, damn well, I just want to be
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: clear about that. If you want to fight the black
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: girl that was a speed skater, she's out in the
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: five hundred. She did well, but she's out. Other than that,
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: now are no black people. The ones that's from Turkey
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: and from these Middle Eastern countries that over here trying
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: to represent you know, their ass ain't fitting to win
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: because they ain't even got no snow, they have no
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: where to practice. It's hard to practice in the Dubai mall.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, it is hard to practice
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: in the due Baie mall. Now let me just go on,
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: get jump to speed right here. The curling, the curling
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: event mixed double was one by some more white people Norway.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: The Italians had a shot at it and sold it
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: to Swedens. But a couple, a married couple, one from Norway.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: Where is my damn music, Jesus sitting up in here, man?
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: So now a couple of wins. For the first time ever,
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: I saw two people tongue kissing after a victory in
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: the Olympics because they was married, so they turned kissed
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: on the ice. It was very exciting. Once again, you
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: don't know these people. Ain't needed me giving you their
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: names because it's caroling. Most of y'all don't even know
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: what Carolyn is. All white people pay curling, and you
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: would think America would be playing at least meddling or
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: something in curling because it's it's taking somebody else. Punk
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: is knocking it out the way and claiming it as yours.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: Ain't just how this country got built. Think we went
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: in meddling in that but oh no, and punk ans
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: can't play curling. Also, let's move over to the speed
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: skating track for the fifteen hundred. The fifteen hundred was
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: all Asian finals. Five men qualified for the finals in
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: the fifteen hundred. The reason I say all Asian doors
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: because the two bars from Hungry were from Chinese and
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: Hungry descent. Oh, their mother was Chinese and their father
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: was Hungarian, but they were Hungarian nationalists, so it was
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: five Asian skating. You really have been watched repaid attention.
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: If their mother had made a special flag for them.
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: One half Hungary and one half Chinese. In case one
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: on one where his ass didn't that was a disqualification.
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: At the end he pushed the other Chinese dude and
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: the other Chinese dude knocked his ass down, so they
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: qualified him. But it still was all Asian Finnish. So
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: congratulations to China for winning the gold in the fifteen hundred.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: The white girl that was one in the fifteen hundred
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: women's time trial singles was from Norway, another white country
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: with a lot of snow in it. Notice we're not
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: saying anybody from Africa or Saudi Arabia noticed that right
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: There ain't enough snow over there. So Norway one in
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: that too, and also in the triathlon. Yes, calling, I
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: was just wondering, did you have an update on the
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: Jamaican Bob sled team. The Jamaican Bob sled team is
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: not in it this year. That was just for movie purposes.
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: You know, your black hass ain't finn to come down here,
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: No damn Bob sled. Let's quit playing this game right here, y'all.
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: Ass was just for the movie, once again dominated purely
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: by white people. Incocredible white people, white people, white snow,
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: white people. That's all you're gonna see on the Winter Olympics.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: I'll be back with another Olympic report about what white
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: people is doing tomorrow in the snow in China. Thank you,
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: hey man, y'all have a great day. We'll see y'all tomorrow.
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