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FULL SHOW: Memorial Day Weekend, Strawberry Letter: His Sister Or Secret Lover - 5.22.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded, y'all know what.
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  Speaker 2: Time y'all don't know y'all, but.
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  Speaker 3: All at all, so given them back.
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  Speaker 4: A million bus busy listening to show. I don't joy yet.
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  Speaker 5: Joy you know you love you.
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  Speaker 6: Turn, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: We got to turn the mouth. Turn.
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  Speaker 6: You probably got to turn the mouth to turn out,
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  Speaker 6: turn the money.
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  Speaker 5: Look me, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on you, I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 7: on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 7: a radio show man. I love it when I run
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  Speaker 7: up into people and they say that to me. They say, hey,
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Then they wink at me.
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  Speaker 7: I know they listening. You know, I got a lot
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  Speaker 7: off my chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some things up.
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  Speaker 7: And I appreciate y'all giving me a minute, because sometimes,
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  Speaker 7: you know, you just got to say some things out loud.
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  Speaker 7: Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I
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  Speaker 7: got to keep going anyway. And that's my words this
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  Speaker 7: morning to you, that I want you to keep pushing
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  Speaker 7: no matter what happens. I want to share something with
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  Speaker 7: you that's important, that's very very important. See, you have
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  Speaker 7: to give God something too blessed. You know, if your
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  Speaker 7: prayer is asking for God's blessings, you got to give
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  Speaker 7: him something to work with. Now, you know, you gotta
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  Speaker 7: show the spirit of appreciation or gratitude. You gotta let
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  Speaker 7: him know that you're in it for the long haul.
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  Speaker 7: No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never
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  Speaker 7: ever see what the end could be. If you turn
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  Speaker 7: around and go back, You'll never know what the end
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  Speaker 7: could have been had you stuck it out.
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  Speaker 2: You'll never know.
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  Speaker 7: How good it could have gotten had you not just
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  Speaker 7: weathered the storm. That's the thing that gets most people.
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  Speaker 7: They get tough for him, It get hard for him,
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  Speaker 7: and then they let doubts set in, and then those
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  Speaker 7: doubts become facts and the next thing you know, they
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  Speaker 7: give up. Had you not given up, or had you
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  Speaker 7: given your best, what the results or outcome could have been.
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  Speaker 7: I look back on my life on so many occasions
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  Speaker 7: where in college I wasn't giving my best. Now flunked out. Now,
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  Speaker 7: it's easy to look at my life NOWE go, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but look at you now. But back then, man, it
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  Speaker 7: cost me for so many years that failing to finish
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  Speaker 7: that not giving my all. It cost me a number
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  Speaker 7: of years. I wish I could say that it didn't
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  Speaker 7: mean nothing, that it was just a blip on the
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  Speaker 7: radar screen screen, but at the time it was major.
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  Speaker 7: And so you have a lot of decisions in your
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  Speaker 7: life that are happening now. You may be in your twenties,
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  Speaker 7: your late teens, you could be in your early thirties,
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  Speaker 7: and it's happening. But guess what you'll eventually get through
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  Speaker 7: it provided one thing, you never give up.
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  Speaker 2: You never turn around and go back.
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  Speaker 7: Had I written myself off because of one failure, see,
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  Speaker 7: and this is where so many people go wrong at too.
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  Speaker 7: You write yourself off after you failed at something, the
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  Speaker 7: one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish, and you
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  Speaker 7: failed at it. Now you write yourself off as a failure.
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  Speaker 7: Now you go settle on into life and just see
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  Speaker 7: what hand you get. Had when I flunked out of college,
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  Speaker 7: had I written myself off as a failure, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 7: be here today. When I lost my carpet cleaner company,
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  Speaker 7: I would have written myself as a failure. And I
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  Speaker 7: wouldn't be here today when I didn't become a diamond
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  Speaker 7: distributed in Amway or a direct distributor in Amway, even
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  Speaker 7: I would have written myself as a failure, and I
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  Speaker 7: wouldn't be here today. When I bought a distribution kit
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  Speaker 7: to become a distributor of the Bohemian Diet.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't make it, I would have written myself
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  Speaker 2: as a failure.
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  Speaker 7: When I became an Al Williams distributor and I didn't
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  Speaker 7: make it, I would have written myself as a failure,
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  Speaker 7: and I wouldn't be here today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I got a list for you.
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  Speaker 7: When I got laid off at for a motor company,
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  Speaker 7: had I written myself as a failure, I wouldn't have
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  Speaker 7: made it. Do you need some more? Because I have
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  Speaker 7: a story filled with mishaps. I have a story filled
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  Speaker 7: with failures. Couple of things now, the grace of God
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  Speaker 7: and his mercy which is available to us all. See
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  Speaker 7: that's the key, y'all, Because of his mercy, because of
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  Speaker 7: his willingness to forgive and to even understand why we
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  Speaker 7: do the things we do. In all of my shortcomings,
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  Speaker 7: failed marriages I'm talking about, man got it all wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Can't blame nobody else. It's just me.
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  Speaker 7: Steve ain't have it together at that point in life.
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  Speaker 7: I've could have written myself as a failure the first time.
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  Speaker 7: I could have I just could have gave up on
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  Speaker 7: it after the second one. And please know this is
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  Speaker 7: an admission. This ain't bragging. So before you start in
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  Speaker 7: with me, understand what I'm saying. I'm pointing out in
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  Speaker 7: my life a series of missteps and failures. But how
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  Speaker 7: I still get here today. Couple of things. God's grace
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  Speaker 7: and mercy is first. But that's the key, that's for
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  Speaker 7: everybody see if it's God's willingness to forgive you, and
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  Speaker 7: god understanding of why we do what we do because
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  Speaker 7: he said.
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  Speaker 2: We wasn't gonna be perfect.
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  Speaker 7: So in all of your imperfections, your creator told you
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  Speaker 7: you would not be perfect.
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  Speaker 8: He's said it to you.
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  Speaker 7: It's out there. I don't care which one of the
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  Speaker 7: books you read, it tells you that. So guess what
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  Speaker 7: With that in mind, he has a grace that he has.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a grace period. It's like when you don't
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  Speaker 7: pay your insurance premium on the day that is due.
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  Speaker 7: The next day, they don't just cancel your insurance premium.
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  Speaker 7: They have a grace period because they ain't trying to
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  Speaker 7: stop this money from coming in but when it comes
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  Speaker 7: to God, there's no money required. He just gives you
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  Speaker 7: the grace freely. It don't cost you nothing. See, you
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  Speaker 7: gotta tap into that, y'all. You gotta get in touch
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  Speaker 7: with that, because that's an important part to making it.
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  Speaker 7: Understanding that His grace is available. So when you make
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  Speaker 7: a mistake, So when you fail at it, he has
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  Speaker 7: a loophole in the contract with him that allows you
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  Speaker 7: to make mistakes, that allows you to get it wrong,
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  Speaker 7: that allows you to fail time and time and time again.
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  Speaker 7: But if you never give up, if you keep getting up,
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  Speaker 7: if you keep trying, if you keep striving, if you
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  Speaker 7: keep making the effort to go forward and not go back,
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  Speaker 7: God has a blessing for you, and He has it
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  Speaker 7: in abundance for you, and God will give it to
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  Speaker 7: you at the right time. But you got to be ready. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: I want it to be successful. But if He had
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  Speaker 7: given it to me back then I wouldn't have handled
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  Speaker 7: it correctly because I would have made some more mistakes
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  Speaker 7: along the way.
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  Speaker 2: So you make the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord,
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  Speaker 2: ain't God been good to me? I ain't gonna lie
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 1: Cool you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning.
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  Speaker 7: Show, Ladies and gentlemen, Today is today that the Lord
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  Speaker 7: has made.
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  Speaker 2: Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
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  Speaker 7: It's a crazy world we live in, but still all
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  Speaker 7: in all, in spite of everything, I wake up today
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  Speaker 7: with the same gratitude, a little heavy heart, but the
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  Speaker 7: same gratitude that I always have.
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  Speaker 2: I'm grateful that God is still.
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  Speaker 7: In the hearing business, the blessing business, the redeeming business,
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  Speaker 7: and the forgiving business. I'm asking Him to forgive me
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  Speaker 7: for anything that I might say today that's not Christian life.
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  Speaker 2: I will not be focusing on my Christian side today much.
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  Speaker 7: At all, anyway, and so I ask Him to forgive
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  Speaker 7: me for my flaws because today I don't feel like it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm off the line today, and I do that from.
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  Speaker 7: Time to time because I am an imperfect soldier for Christ.
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  Speaker 7: So today I might not be on the white line
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  Speaker 7: like I'm posed to as a Christian. But that's just
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  Speaker 7: fine with me. I'll get back on it when I
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  Speaker 7: feel better. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 7: Morning Show, starving Shirley Strawberry, Carla Farrel, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
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  Speaker 7: and the legend of Nephew Tunney.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, let us begin with some moment of levity. Junior.
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  Speaker 7: I'm scared to ask you what's on your mind because
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  Speaker 7: you don't even look good on zoom.
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  Speaker 2: See it like that, got your all folded. You know
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  Speaker 2: what it is on.
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  Speaker 9: Because as a comedian, see this is this, This is
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  Speaker 9: where again hard how the job go?
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  Speaker 1: Says a comedian.
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  Speaker 9: We're supposed to show this the society what it is,
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  Speaker 9: what's funny about what we do in life.
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  Speaker 2: And you just don't feel like that every day. See
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  Speaker 2: how today is like the other day.
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  Speaker 3: Don't just don't.
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  Speaker 9: Feel like we're supposed to be because you're killing people.
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  Speaker 2: Look like me.
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  Speaker 9: See I'm supposed to sit up here and stand on
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  Speaker 9: stage and talk about what's wrong and make you.
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  Speaker 2: Laugh about that. Ain't how I feel on the job.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel that way.
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  Speaker 3: How you do it?
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  Speaker 2: How you find out how to make these moments levity?
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  Speaker 7: Well, in the beginning, there are a lot of moments
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  Speaker 7: that just don't have levity to it because we are
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  Speaker 7: affected by this world and these conditions, in these situations, just.
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  Speaker 2: Like everybody else.
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  Speaker 7: Our job is to provide moments of levity in dark
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  Speaker 7: times as a diversion.
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  Speaker 2: So today, you know, we'll try to do some of that.
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  Speaker 7: Today we'll try to throw a little diversion, but at
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  Speaker 7: the same time, we got to grapple with how we
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  Speaker 7: feel and some days, you know, the community. See here's
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  Speaker 7: a part about it. Is we that are stand ups
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  Speaker 7: usually is for an hour on this radio show. We
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  Speaker 7: got four hours to produce them highlight moments of laughter.
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  Speaker 2: The rest of the day.
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  Speaker 7: The three of us that are in this business happen
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  Speaker 7: to be African American myth which I prefer to be
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  Speaker 7: called black though I'm a black man.
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  Speaker 2: I like that much better.
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  Speaker 7: I prefer that because they just keep the American part
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  Speaker 7: so hidden sometimes and so unavailable to me. And you know,
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  Speaker 7: I love to be African American. You'll just put me
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  Speaker 7: in the Constitution, the whole thing. I don't want to
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  Speaker 7: be in pieces of it, just the whole thing. So
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  Speaker 7: today we'll carry on, turn on. I might say something crazy,
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  Speaker 7: I might not.
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  Speaker 8: You might you think show all right?
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  Speaker 10: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, Nephew
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  Speaker 10: Tommy is going to run that brank back for us.
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  Speaker 8: Right after this.
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  Speaker 10: now for the nephew to run that prank back, nephew,
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  Speaker 10: what you got for us today?
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  Speaker 2: On the menu, on the menu, on the prank menu today.
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  Speaker 11: We slide by the appetizers and go straight to the entrees.
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  Speaker 11: This right here is called exotic delivery. Exotic delivery. That's
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  Speaker 11: what we order in today.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to miss this, all right, exotic delivery.
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  Speaker 11: This is not what you think. Yeah, we're gonna make
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  Speaker 11: a delivery. Okay, we drop it all we drop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: we're gonna drop off of seal, a lama, a couple
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  Speaker 11: of peacocks. Let's go get doc exotic delivery. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: buy me a peacock.
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  Speaker 2: I swear hello, Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is this is he How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: How you doing? My name is? My name is Rashad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with GPT and we have a delivery for you.
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  Speaker 11: I'm going to be arriving probably in the next I
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  Speaker 11: guess about the next ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?
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  Speaker 12: No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
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  Speaker 12: you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
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  Speaker 13: My wife and you kids can probably get it with
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  Speaker 13: us home.
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  Speaker 1: From school, you know.
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  Speaker 11: So let me make sure I got the address right.
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  Speaker 11: Are you thirty eight North River Drive?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay. So is anyone there right now? At all?
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  Speaker 13: Nobody is home right now.
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  Speaker 12: I don't understand why you can't just leave the package there.
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  Speaker 11: For Yeah, well this has to be This has to
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  Speaker 11: be signed, and I have you on here as the
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  Speaker 11: handler for this delivery. So I definitely got to get
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  Speaker 11: quite a few signatures from you. I got about five
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  Speaker 11: or six pieces of paper sheets that you need to
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  Speaker 11: sign off on.
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  Speaker 2: Are you is your What time does your wife get there.
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  Speaker 12: Sir, she'll be that lady.
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  Speaker 15: What do you what do you what do you mean
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  Speaker 15: on a handler handling?
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  Speaker 16: What?
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  Speaker 14: What are you?
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  Speaker 13: What are you delivering?
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  Speaker 11: This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
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  Speaker 11: have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have
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  Speaker 11: a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, this got We've got some kind of mistake, right,
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  Speaker 15: we have a dog.
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  Speaker 14: That's it.
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  Speaker 12: We don't, we don't. We're not an animal sanctuary here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 12: I don't understand what what you're talking about. We didn't
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  Speaker 12: a kangaroo a field.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's my name man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive. Listen, listen.
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  Speaker 15: Yes that is accurate.
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  Speaker 12: But again, I'm not a handler.
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  Speaker 13: I'm not handling things.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, okay, sir, let me let me if there is
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  Speaker 11: some confusion. Your name is here, your address is here.
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  Speaker 11: So I don't see where I have a problem. If
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  Speaker 11: everything I'm asking you, you're saying is correct. Now you're
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  Speaker 11: saying you don't want your delivery.
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  Speaker 15: It's not my delivery man. That's what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 15: tell you. This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't order these things. Okay, A kangaroo, a seal,
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  Speaker 2: and two peacocks.
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  Speaker 15: It doesn't make sense. Man, two peacocks?
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  Speaker 12: Whose order is this?
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  Speaker 14: This is not my order?
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  Speaker 13: Man, you got my name?
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  Speaker 11: Okay, So here, okay, so here's here's what we need
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  Speaker 11: to do. Will your wife be here, be at the
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  Speaker 11: house within the next ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 14: She might be, But you know what are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: What I'm gonna do is leave.
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  Speaker 11: Them here, leave them at your at your place, and
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  Speaker 11: you can call the company that shipped them, and you
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  Speaker 11: can figure out what went wrong or whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: But it is my leave these animals there.
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  Speaker 15: What is your what's your name?
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  Speaker 2: Brothers? What's your name? Brothers? My name is Rasha.
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  Speaker 12: Shot.
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  Speaker 15: Let me tell you something right now.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, you're not about to leave no more animals at
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  Speaker 12: my secking house.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: You're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kangaroos,
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  Speaker 12: You're not leaving no concealed Okay, we're not having a
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  Speaker 12: competancy at my house. When I get to my house's shot,
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  Speaker 12: ain't no animals gonna be there?
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  Speaker 15: Okay, you know what?
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  Speaker 14: Hold on, figure, Okay, let's let me come me get
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  Speaker 14: my wife on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, hang on, hang on, sir. I don't listen, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have time for you to reach out to
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  Speaker 2: you wife, for you.
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  Speaker 11: To try to figure out what you're gonna do about
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  Speaker 11: your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal. I gotta make this drop.
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  Speaker 11: I gotta keep moving. I have other animals on the truck.
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  Speaker 12: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 12: hold my wife if she may be ordered to tangle
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  Speaker 12: the seal, okay, because I know I didn't order.
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  Speaker 15: All right, we're gonna figure this out.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, she's not gonna hang sir.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure
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  Speaker 2: this out when you get home. Right now.
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  Speaker 11: I'm I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop
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  Speaker 11: the animals. There's something, sir. If it's not yours, somebody
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  Speaker 11: will come back tomorrow and pick them up.
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  Speaker 15: You mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.
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  Speaker 12: I'm not gonna have them shoes at my house overnight.
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  Speaker 12: But you think I am heint Mary Poppa's man. I
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  Speaker 12: ain't out here doing nothing with these animals like this.
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  Speaker 3: You're crazy for shan.
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  Speaker 12: Please if there's a containnibal at my house when I arrived,
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  Speaker 12: so help.
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  Speaker 2: Me, God, so so so help you God. What you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have?
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  Speaker 11: The animal is gonna be there when you get there. Man,
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  Speaker 11: you're not finna. You're slowing up my whole delivery route today. Okay,
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: I ain't got time for this.
• 19:16
  Speaker 15: I ain't got time.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: But why you ordered? Why you order a kangaroo if
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: you don't want it now?
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: If I didn't order them kangaroo, that's why I don't
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: want the king, because I.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Didn't order them kangaroo.
• 19:29
  Speaker 12: Telling me what's order what I want? Okay, this is
• 19:32
  Speaker 12: the worst customer services of the world.
• 19:34
  Speaker 13: I don't even a customer of yours.
• 19:36
  Speaker 14: You're trying to tell me that I.
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: Got a kangaroo of peacock and peacocks too.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: You have two peacocks, You have two peacocks.
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: Sir, This isn't even make any I'm gonna do with
• 19:47
  Speaker 12: those animals.
• 19:47
  Speaker 11: Animals, I don't know what you're gonna do with them,
• 19:49
  Speaker 11: but you're gonna sign You're gonna sign this paperwork though,
• 19:52
  Speaker 11: that's what you're gonna do.
• 19:55
  Speaker 15: Why if you think I'm signing paperwork?
• 19:58
  Speaker 11: Animal is just I don't want to whoop your at
• 20:02
  Speaker 11: your house in front of your wife and kids behind
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: some animals. I don't, but you're gonna sign my paperwork?
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: You would. I wish you would try to whoop my something.
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
• 20:13
  Speaker 12: to show up and talk real restless. Okay, you show
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: it up here with a caravan of animals like I'm
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: in the ridiculous Okay, huh No, God my face, man,
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: this is ridiculous.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: It's only one thing. I really, just only one last
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: thing I need to tell you, to be honest with you.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 20:30
  Speaker 11: The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty show.
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: Your wife, Bridget got me here the frank phone.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Call you.
• 20:38
  Speaker 13: Oh man, you gotta be.
• 20:43
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 20:44
  Speaker 16: Wow.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: You don't want the delivery man. You don't want I don't.
• 20:51
  Speaker 13: Want the kangaroo man.
• 20:54
  Speaker 12: Those animals together, Man, you gotta be high up to
• 20:56
  Speaker 12: mind one of those man together.
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: All right, Babyiven, tell me what's the baddest and I
• 21:01
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• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Let me hear it, Adrian.
• 21:05
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• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Baby, I embrace my stupid You know what I'm saying.
• 21:14
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• 21:19
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• 21:22
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• 21:27
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• 21:29
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• 21:32
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• 21:37
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• 22:17
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• 22:21
  Speaker 10: and Pat in Fort Lauderdale writes, I've been cooking for
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: my man, but he's rude.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: And loads his food up with salt, pepper and hot
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: sauce before he eats any of it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: He has said that he's serious about having good home
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: cooked meals, So why wouldn't he just say that he
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: hates my cooking.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Well, he got to say it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: His action.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, he trying to spae here we go,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: I have told y'all to maintain a relationship that lion
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: is necessary. Now he don't want to hurt your feelings,
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: so he just loads, you know, with salt, pepper and
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: hor sauce.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: He trying not to hurt his wife feeling. Why don't
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: you go somewhere and learn how to cook? Surely instead
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: of putting.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: This it's unnamed, Sureley, you know it is not her name.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Leave me out of it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Well, surely, Pat, Oh that's not true that that you
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: just say. It's just a bowld face loud.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Back to Pat and Fort Lauderdale.
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: Well, or back to you. Yeah, but either way, I'm
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: just saying, no, it's don't worry about that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: It's not that way. So just you know it is
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: what it is.
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: You can't cook, baby, and he's not gonna tell you
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: and to hurt your feeling. So he just masking and
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: going and eat it. Because you ain't getting better, you
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: getting worse. You keep putting the same thing on this
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: hand plate.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't even taste it before he blows.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he had it, surely had it. Ain't like she
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: got no new recipes, he said.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Oh hell, he come to ham. She was cooking the
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: same thing one he already knows my food group, she'd
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: have messed up all of them.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: So she should take cooking glasseses at your.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: And she got him get a recipe book. Get you
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: a cookbook and follow the recipe.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Markel, Pat.
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: Markel, and Ladera says, my wife let her thirty two
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: year old niece stay with us for a few weeks.
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: Whenever my wife is gone, her niece comes on real
• 24:52
  Speaker 10: strong to me, even grabbing my new year what my
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: you know what, and making comments about it to nice size.
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: I do not want to be alone with this lady anymore.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: Should I avoid her or tell my wife she's got
• 25:05
  Speaker 10: to go.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm tell your wife she got to go. I'm telling
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: your mother she's a little horrible. Look at nice. I
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: can tell you.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Horrible because he didn't even mention. You know, he's got
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: this very attractive niece. Men always put that in a letter.
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: She's coming on to me.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: Now little Biggie Smalls is living with him. What I
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: just want to tell your whole I'll just look at
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: you jots. Yeah, okay, tell your wife, don't get out.
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you right now. That's what's going on. Tell
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: your wife dog something.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, all right, Shasta and Tempe says, I was
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: having an affair with my coworker at his house and
• 25:58
  Speaker 10: his four year old son woke up and caught us.
• 26:01
  Speaker 10: His son knows me well because he has playdates with
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: my son. Do you think this little boy will say
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: anything to his mom?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: What do we do? Hell yeah, hell yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: So all y'all got playdates now, huh okay, So just
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: tell him that that you and the daddy was having
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: a playdate.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: To mama.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Uh, Daddy and Nicholas. Mama was in their room having
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: a playdate. It's gonna be overdog. He go tell it
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: because he folk because he don't know he he's supposed
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: to and You cannot go up to him and go, hey, son,
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: listen to me. Don't tell nobody what you saw. You
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: cannot do that. You cannot put that on a four
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: year old. You cannot.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: She cannot, And.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: He's stupid, and he's stupid. Men, these men that have
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: these affairs in they house.
• 27:02
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: First of all, if you're gonna have an affair, man,
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: do you know that there's a thing called there's honor
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: amongst thieves. There are certain things thieves and criminals don't do.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Criminals don't do stuff to women, and criminals don't do
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: stuff to children.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: When you go to prison for.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: Violating a woman or a child, you've broken the conduct
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: cold of being a criminal when you are in a relationship.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: If you are going to criminalize your relationship, do not
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: do it in your own house. Man, Take that stuff
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: somewhere else. So I got that you gonna have the affair,
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: but in your wife's house, in her bed, man, dog,
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Come on, come on, man.
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're really taking a chance, all right, Steve.
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: This is from Chicken Potomac. Chick writes, I have been
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: dating a much older man for a full year, and
• 28:06
  Speaker 10: I haven't met any of his close friends or his family.
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: I live with him now and I wanted to plan
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: a cookout and have them over to the house. He said, no,
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: is he ashamed of our age difference?
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Uh, I'm not really sure, but.
• 28:30
  Speaker 16: You know, what is it?
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe his ex.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: It's still cool with everybody, or maybe his ex made
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: a lot of friendships in the family and stuff like that.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: It could be that. No, you know, they may not
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: even know you stay there yet.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think you really know how you got in.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: This relationship and ship. But obviously he's free enough where
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: you can live with him.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: But you know, he's a much older man. She said,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: much old.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: It ain't no shi oh yeah, oh yeah. See he
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: don't want nobody's opinion, that's what.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no judgment.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: He don't want nobody's opinion.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: So the Memorial Day barbecue is not having.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: It now, that ain't happening because that's like, that's like
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: in a week she.
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: Bought all that barbecue and all them beans and stuff,
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: all of that potato salad.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, put him in the freezer, baby, put him in
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: the preezer. You you the made you done killed two
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: two holidays with one shopping list.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: You better go.
• 29:53
  Speaker 18: All right, all right, thank you, She's Steve, Robin Martin
• 29:58
  Speaker 18: shaw Man. Every you know that die does not move you.
• 30:03
  Speaker 18: Let's just come to terms with that.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: You've all gotten that call, man, you Steve, you're sitting down,
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: yell man, Uncle Remus died.
• 30:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: Well like hey man, y'all still having the barbecue Friday.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: If everybody die, gotta does not require my morning.
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: Up?
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: Right up to you, all right, Steve, This one is
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: for you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Here's a question.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: What if you had access to stats based on your life?
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: This is according to according to a Reddit survey, They've
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: suggested that people should consider what they would learn if
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: they had access to a book of stats based on
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: their lives. What stat would scare you the most? For instance,
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: this probably doesn't even apply to you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 19: This first one.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead here first okay, Steve, you want to
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: hear it?
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: The number of missed opportunities? Yeah, how many times a
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: friend had lied to you if you knew it. Uh huh.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: The number of times you almost died?
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: What I got that one?
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, time spent procrastinating, that's a big one.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That's a big one.
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: The number of hours spent on a phone. Oh lord, yes,
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: and how many people don't like you?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Who high?
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: So here's my question to Stephen and the guys.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: The only reason your numbers ain't how for how many
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: people don't like it? Not that many people know you?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm talking about out the bushes.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Pull the trigger down.
• 32:00
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna be like America knows and they like me.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Can I just need to suggest it ain't that many
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: see you. Y'all didn't hear what Tommy saying. See I
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: was saying, I got my stats, and then you said
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: how many people don't like you?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Said, well, that's number for you gonna be hot.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: And then I just got about the bushes and said, well,
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: the only reason is how people don't like you don't
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: know your.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: See I didn't know that they know just liking your
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: That's all I was. I have an idea for a bit.
• 32:26
  Speaker 17: We need to get a sound effect, and any time
• 32:29
  Speaker 17: someone gets there, it's on the show.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. That one was so cool.
• 32:37
  Speaker 20: Junior got one though, Junior, give me my we don't
• 32:43
  Speaker 20: put it together, Steed. So when one gets hit, yeah,
• 32:52
  Speaker 20: because man, that was cold.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: That was the reason why your numbers ain't hot because
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: they don't.
• 32:58
  Speaker 11: Nobody know, no, many black American, black Americans.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I've been to the Black American meetings. They know who
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: am listen? None of you with somebody else. That's for Americans.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: The media and got up front to talk because they
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: thought you was Emmanuel Lewis. And that's how you got
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: to that's what you're mad Manuel. Okay, here we go,
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: here my stats. Just listening to you, shirylo. Okay, Uh,
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: I've had I've been lied to by friends one hundred
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: and eighty times.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Wow, a random number.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: That number and then the next one. I've almost died twice.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa? Really?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I know about Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: I procrastinated for nine years. Oh I have nine years
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: of procrastination. That's nineteen. Well, from eighteen to twenty seven,
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: he felt like teen. Oh yeah, eighteen to twenty seven.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: I blew those years.
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: But did you know at eighteen though, that you know?
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh you knew.
• 34:16
  Speaker 10: Okay, because a lot of eighteen year olds are just
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: trying to figure it out still.
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: That's why I well, but I was procrastinating figuring it out.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: I stopped the forward motion. Okay, Okay, I've spent six
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: hours on the phone.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's all. I don't.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I don't do the phone, okay, especially if you're sick.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: The last one, surely, how many people don't like you?
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: I think, well, percentage wise? Now you want the honest
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: truth of people who know me? Uh know you?
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Okay, we'll take.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Less than point one percent that you can't people, Yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: you can't. You're not going to dislike me if you
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: know me. There's no way. There's just no way.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: This one.
• 35:06
  Speaker 10: I didn't think you would have a high number either, Steve.
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: The very first one, the number of missed opportunities.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: The number of missed opportunities is very high.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: It is high.
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: I would think that would be low for you.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm confusing. Let me say this.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Let me change that the number of failures. See, you
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: can't say missed opportunities because a lot of things that
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: don't come your way aren't for you anything.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Right, right, Because what God has for you, if he
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: has for you.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: So I think the better stat would be to how
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: many failures I've had, and that is at minimum, at
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: minimum of thousands.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, I can get with that. A lot yeah, but
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Yeah, that's a huge, numb, very very
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: high both failure.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: That means you.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Tried a lot, you did a lot, you took a
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: lot of risks.
• 36:04
  Speaker 17: That's what that means. And that's what anyone that's successful,
• 36:08
  Speaker 17: they have failed a lot.
• 36:09
  Speaker 21: Yeah, you think about this high number of failures, but
• 36:13
  Speaker 21: look how successful he is to day.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: And let that be a lesson everyone, you know, don't
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: give up. Yeah, no risk, no reward, no risk.
• 36:23
  Speaker 17: I think in terms of everybody in this room that
• 36:27
  Speaker 17: we we reached a level of success that you had
• 36:30
  Speaker 17: a lot of failures. We've all had faith. It's a
• 36:34
  Speaker 17: good place and I'm still failing, but that's your fault,
• 36:37
  Speaker 17: that's us.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: But you're still That's what to do when you consider
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: that hot team right there.
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: Is that's we got to get that sound f right away?
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, than the.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 36:56
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather have like a really wide back in
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: a small waist or would you rather have huge arms
• 38:04
  Speaker 10: like remember Popeye, Popeye the Sailor Man.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have that just wide back on.
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: You?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: That's something I ain't seeing in a while. I ain't
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: had this is our fire.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Small way, wide back?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Oh something wrong with this baby?
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: Would you would you rather forget the birthday present for
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: your wife or forget the anniversary present for your wife?
• 38:32
  Speaker 19: Which one would you rather forget?
• 38:34
  Speaker 7: It's in the same amount of trouble right here, you
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: can you you ain't gonna you ain't gonna survive either one.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Is it the same consequence for both of them?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Uhh yeah, I forget that birthday. It's a guest for
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: me on the birthday, for sure.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: The birthday an anniversary is not to get that anniversary
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: that day we got married.
• 38:53
  Speaker 19: Boy, stop, I can't no, I don't never remember.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: Would you rather have roaches in your closet or ants
• 39:06
  Speaker 10: in your car?
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Ants in the car? Yeah? Yeah, in the car? Yeah,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty Yeah. How long it's gonna take
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: killing roaches?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: How long your clothes in the clock.
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: And you're just transporting them? You got them down at
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: the job on your cubicle. I'm gonna tell you something
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: about roaches, man, Roaches as rude as hell? What do
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: you mean roaches can't they like they know how to
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: bum rides. They be on in the corf for your
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: pants and everything. They know what you che location to
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: get and they just crawl out. Man, They know they
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: want to live somewhere else. They always expanded, All right,
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: well I got these eggs and me let me go
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: on and climb into his pocket. See way going? It
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: is nice right here. This is about your pocket. If
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: they don't like it, they're just going back in your pocket.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: They're going back to the old house.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: All right, Moving on?
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: Would you rather take ice cold bubble baths nightly? Or
• 40:16
  Speaker 10: would you rather take scorching hot showers daily?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Take?
• 40:21
  Speaker 14: What?
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: Ice cold bubble baths every night or scorching hot showers
• 40:26
  Speaker 10: every day?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Hot showers?
• 40:28
  Speaker 14: Sure?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: The hands of ice cold bubble.
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: Ice cold bubble ball, Yeah, bubbles in it? Well, yeah,
• 40:36
  Speaker 9: listenfer Man, I look in the ice cold bubble ball.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Hot.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, scorching hot shower.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just going and work with this extra deodor and
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: on it that you'll deal with it.
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: The cold bubble baths, no, yeah, yeah, would you rap
• 40:58
  Speaker 10: got to pick one?
• 41:00
  Speaker 22: He just gonna put on modiodorat high. All right, guys,
• 41:06
  Speaker 22: that's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening Steve Harvey
• 41:10
  Speaker 22: Morning Show.
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: The Memorial Day holiday will be celebrated this weekend, and
• 41:20
  Speaker 10: it's definitely barbecue seeds, and it kicks off the summer
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: all of that. So I want to know what you'll
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: be putting on the grill, Steve and Tommy and Junior.
• 41:29
  Speaker 16: I don't.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you cook, but I know you'll
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: be eating. Yeah, just in case, you know, I need
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: to stop buy and get a plate.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: I don't do that. Fall. I don't have all off
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: wax paper.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: You have the takeout containers, we don't.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: We don't have none of that. So what are you
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: going to touch? We don't have people that do that.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: We don't know people that come over beg him do that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: But you're cooking ribs, burgers.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: Meat, meat, anything that is meat. I don't do fish
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: on the grill. Don't ask me for no fish.
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: You wouldn't grill a nice salmon's steak put it on
• 42:20
  Speaker 10: the little plank.
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: No, what I do rib all meats, baby a regular rills, babybacks,
• 42:40
  Speaker 7: technical sauce in them, baby bags.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Now, tell me that's what Junior's asking for.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: That I can't do it because Junior is not has
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: not convinced me that he is a true barbecue ologist.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: And I'm scared that he's gonna.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Be sprinkling my rub on ham sandwiches and putting it
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: on top of potato sid of like something. I'm not
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: finn to do this with Junior, you know, like it's
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: some sprinkle or something like that. You got it like
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: it's Larry's Like you're just putting it on everything, all
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: on your French fries. We're not finna do that. And
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: putting a little bit on the baked beans.
• 43:15
  Speaker 18: You're not finna do that to my gribing it off
• 43:20
  Speaker 18: with everything.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sprinkling on top of stuff, ain't got I put
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: a little bit on my slow what.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Take my rib and put it on nothing? So it's
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: all meat of fare. Now that will be sides, Ye
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: talk about the sides.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: The sides will be baked beans, cold slaw, coin on
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: the car, the grill.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: The corn goes on the grill, but it goes on
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: the grill in the husk.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: But why can't you do a fish on the plank
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: if you could do the corn?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I just told you.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: I don't do fish now. I have two sons that's
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: uh pescataria that only eat fish.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Steve off, take a day off from it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I try this chicken.
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: My girlfriend says she no longer eats land animals will
• 44:20
  Speaker 10: not be invited.
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: Oh she can come, but I don't know what she's
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: gonna donat because what is you? We're gonna eat animals?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: It's some meat and them beans. I don't know what
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: she's gonna eat.
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: I don't know what she's gonna do. I don't eat
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: land animals. What what you're gonna eat? Add animals? You know,
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: I ain't got no fight.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: You didn't say potato salad? You cooking potato salad?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Uh No, I kind of.
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: Gave up on potato salad years ago because a lot
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: of people don't know how to make potato salad.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I don't really know how to make it. Marjorie make
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: a good potato salad.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, hey.
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: Marjorie, Mama, Lord, Marjorie really is outstanding cook. Marjorie's outstanding.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: She thinks she a better grilled person than me. But
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: I don't want to hurt it. But she's gonna get
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: cussed out if she say that in front of somebody else.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Again, that's what.
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: If she talking about she could barbecue just as good
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: as me. She's gonna mess around and get a little
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: self cussed out if I'm trying not to because I
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: know that's what that's gonna cost me. But sheep borderline
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: getting cussed out. If you tell one more person, she
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: can grill as good as me, because that's a black
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: in here, a little scott shrimp on skewers?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Who do that? I hear a barbecue battle coming on
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: a vegetable.
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: All right, coming up, it is a nephew with a
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: prank phone call for today.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Right after this, Hey, y'all, this is Monica Spike.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Mary Yo.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: This is Steven A. Smith.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, this Isaka Khan.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: You have no idea what it is.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:16
  Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today and
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: the subject is his sister or his secret lover. We'll
• 46:26
  Speaker 10: get into that see what that's all about in just
• 46:28
  Speaker 10: a few because right now it is time for the
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: for us?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: All right? Now? This is a serious prank. Okay, everybody,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: this is not funny serious prank? Is This one right here?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Is serious? Can you breastfeed my baby? Okay? Now that's
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: serious stuff right there. Okay, really all right.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: When a man needs help and he's reaching out, you know,
• 46:56
  Speaker 11: come on now, reach back, you know.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Can you basted my baby? Let's go get down.
• 47:06
  Speaker 14: Hello hello man?
• 47:08
  Speaker 13: Uh that's yeah, hey hey man, uh a man, this
• 47:13
  Speaker 13: this this this uh and uh huh this who this man?
• 47:20
  Speaker 13: Yere it gave me your phone number. I know you
• 47:23
  Speaker 13: don't number, but gave me your number.
• 47:26
  Speaker 15: Who talking about on the south side?
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah from the south side. He uh
• 47:33
  Speaker 14: he gave me your number.
• 47:34
  Speaker 16: Man.
• 47:34
  Speaker 14: I'm going through something. I thought you might be to
• 47:37
  Speaker 14: help me out.
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: Man, because uh, well see to my girl and I
• 47:42
  Speaker 13: don't know, man, I think just.
• 47:44
  Speaker 14: The left, you know. And uh she had left me
• 47:48
  Speaker 14: here with the kids.
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: You know, I try to I don't think coming back.
• 47:55
  Speaker 15: My man, my man, I feel for you. But but
• 47:58
  Speaker 15: why you why why you talk let me this?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: See?
• 48:02
  Speaker 13: Uh see man, I have got these kids by myself.
• 48:07
  Speaker 14: You know. My little boy he three.
• 48:09
  Speaker 13: But my little girl, man, she just she just two
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: months old.
• 48:12
  Speaker 14: Man, you know, And I'm the reason why I got
• 48:17
  Speaker 14: your number because I think you might get to help me,
• 48:19
  Speaker 14: because I I I'm just going through this.
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: It's just hard right now, brother, dog, How.
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: Man help you?
• 48:27
  Speaker 16: Dog?
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: I got kids of my own dog? How man help you?
• 48:31
  Speaker 14: Well? See that that's what I'm saying.
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: Now, ain't you ain't you married to?
• 48:39
  Speaker 20: Yeah?
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: My wife?
• 48:41
  Speaker 16: How you know my wife?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 48:42
  Speaker 16: See you know what I'm saying. I mean I kind
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: of know y'all y'all before through him and uh, but sit.
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: Here the deal man. Like like I said, I got
• 48:53
  Speaker 14: my kids, man, My my my little boy three, but
• 48:55
  Speaker 14: my little girl ain't for two months. Man. How many
• 48:59
  Speaker 14: kids y'all got?
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 49:00
  Speaker 15: We got three kids, man, I got a ten year old,
• 49:03
  Speaker 15: eight yo old and a six month old. I'm trying
• 49:06
  Speaker 15: to I really don't know what you ask him? Asking
• 49:08
  Speaker 15: me man, I got my own family. I gotta take
• 49:10
  Speaker 15: care of you asking me for help? I mean, what
• 49:14
  Speaker 15: is it you need, man?
• 49:15
  Speaker 16: And what I'm trying to do with this year? I'm
• 49:18
  Speaker 16: trying to get my little my little girl taking care
• 49:21
  Speaker 16: of man, like IM said, then ran off man and
• 49:25
  Speaker 16: then left. But I don't think.
• 49:30
  Speaker 15: I don't think coming back.
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: I don't think she's coming back. But I need something help.
• 49:42
  Speaker 13: I need some help from from your wife.
• 49:46
  Speaker 16: I need her to come by the house today.
• 49:48
  Speaker 15: Can she Do you think what you need? Come at
• 49:51
  Speaker 15: your house for because.
• 49:53
  Speaker 16: The baby, the baby, the baby needs some milk.
• 49:58
  Speaker 15: Man, we got a couple of care so we got
• 50:00
  Speaker 15: a couple of cans and so formulas and something in
• 50:02
  Speaker 15: here we can drop off to you. Man, but I
• 50:04
  Speaker 15: ain't coming to your house.
• 50:05
  Speaker 14: Dog.
• 50:08
  Speaker 15: You wanta happy to have these You have these cans,
• 50:10
  Speaker 15: but I can't be having my wife at your house.
• 50:12
  Speaker 15: Dog got all kids.
• 50:15
  Speaker 16: I understand that, but the baby needs to milk.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: That's what time I need.
• 50:19
  Speaker 16: I need to come by and feed the baby.
• 50:22
  Speaker 13: Dog.
• 50:23
  Speaker 15: I just told you to come by drop off a
• 50:25
  Speaker 15: couple of cans and milk. But I mean, I don't
• 50:27
  Speaker 15: even know you like that, player, I ain't about to
• 50:29
  Speaker 15: just have my wife come in to your house.
• 50:31
  Speaker 16: I don't know you, but I need her to come
• 50:34
  Speaker 16: by and see the baby.
• 50:36
  Speaker 15: Man, dog right a hell, you can't feed your baby?
• 50:40
  Speaker 16: We come by brush the baby?
• 50:47
  Speaker 10: What you want to?
• 50:48
  Speaker 16: Want to come out of your house and do what
• 50:50
  Speaker 16: I want.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: The baby.
• 50:54
  Speaker 21: I told you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 15: You lost your mind. I don't know you to be
• 50:59
  Speaker 15: talking about my wife come to your house breastfeeding your baby?
• 51:03
  Speaker 15: Matter fact stuff?
• 51:04
  Speaker 14: You get my number?
• 51:05
  Speaker 15: Who the hell is anyway? Why don't stop thinking about her?
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: No?
• 51:08
  Speaker 13: No, right say, dog, don't call me with this.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 51:12
  Speaker 15: Is you talking about breasting your baby?
• 51:15
  Speaker 16: Why would you do this?
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Now? Why would you? Why would you the baby?
• 51:19
  Speaker 16: Why would you come between your baby's health?
• 51:21
  Speaker 14: Why are you doing that?
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 51:23
  Speaker 15: I'll tell you what, dog. Bring your baby over here,
• 51:25
  Speaker 15: you and the baby come over here. Bring your baby
• 51:28
  Speaker 15: baby over here. And when and when you get here,
• 51:31
  Speaker 15: as soon as she pull out it, I'm gonna knock
• 51:33
  Speaker 15: your teeth down your throat. Now, come on over. We're
• 51:36
  Speaker 15: gonna be here. We're gonna be all day after. Don't
• 51:40
  Speaker 15: do don't let you go and stop between your baby's health.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Like I'm just trying to.
• 51:44
  Speaker 15: God, how you gonna call me talking about my wife
• 51:48
  Speaker 15: breast feed your baby? I'll sip you know what? Hold on,
• 51:52
  Speaker 15: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on?
• 52:02
  Speaker 8: What's up? Baby?
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: You know and her husband?
• 52:08
  Speaker 15: You don't know them. My wife don't know you, and
• 52:10
  Speaker 15: I don't know you.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Eating?
• 52:14
  Speaker 14: Do you know a name?
• 52:16
  Speaker 15: Supposedly he live on the south Side. You know us,
• 52:20
  Speaker 15: You don't know him eating. Hold on, I don't know you.
• 52:25
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: What this is.
• 52:28
  Speaker 15: On another line, talking about his wife left him with
• 52:33
  Speaker 15: the two kids. He wants you to come to his
• 52:36
  Speaker 15: crib if breastfeed his baby. Don't baby, daby, don't trip.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: I got this.
• 52:43
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna holler at you in a minute. Dog, we
• 52:47
  Speaker 15: don't dog, we don't know who.
• 52:50
  Speaker 13: Did you call me?
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Fuck?
• 52:51
  Speaker 14: What?
• 52:51
  Speaker 15: Your address?
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 52:53
  Speaker 13: More things? I want to say to you?
• 52:57
  Speaker 15: Better be saying your address. That's what you better be saying.
• 53:01
  Speaker 16: Lessing from the Steam Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:05
  Speaker 13: You just got my show?
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: Ain't this up?
• 53:13
  Speaker 15: Hein't this about the uh?
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 53:18
  Speaker 15: Come on dog?
• 53:19
  Speaker 10: Then?
• 53:20
  Speaker 15: Uh tommy, dog, dog, you about to get whipped Tommy
• 53:27
  Speaker 15: whoever somebody's getting there whipped.
• 53:32
  Speaker 14: Me? All?
• 53:37
  Speaker 15: You gotta tell me what ill the baddest radio show
• 53:41
  Speaker 15: in the light Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 53:43
  Speaker 20: You did?
• 53:43
  Speaker 15: He?
• 53:46
  Speaker 14: Uh? Man, y'all got.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: All a man?
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: Won't it?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: With some breast milk? You see what I'm saying? The baby? Yeah, baby, audacity,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: my baby? Where's the village? I have no I have
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: no words. All this breast milk in the village.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Says the person that does not make breast milk. All
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: right now, press.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Village? And I can't get no help.
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: Yes, your side laying in the cut. I got Haddiesburg Mississippi.
• 54:30
  Speaker 11: When I'm gonna be down there head. That'll be Sunday,
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: July eleventh, the nephews coming to town. Where else I'm
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  Speaker 11: I'm just flipping through my calendar back to Ruge, Louisiana, Saturday.
• 54:42
  Speaker 11: That's allus twenty ninth, y'all. I'm coming through there, our
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  Speaker 11: That's June twin on first, jokes and jazz and jams.
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  Speaker 11: Dougie Fresh aante more hoped about yours truly?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 10: never know, it could be yours.
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  Speaker 11: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on, ty
• 56:36
  Speaker 11: you We got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: Nephew, subject, his sister or his secret lover. He's Stephen Shirley.
• 56:45
  Speaker 10: I've been in a long distance relationship for almost a year,
• 56:49
  Speaker 10: and when we're apart, we keep the magic going with
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: video chats and surprise gifts. He's big on family, and
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: he's got one sister and lots of aunts and uncles.
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: I have met all of his family, but I just
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: got a chance to meet a sister. She was always
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: working when I would come to town or she was traveling.
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: All my man talks about is his sister, and I
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: loved their relationship until I met her and I got
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: some family history. This woman would literally sleep in the
• 57:19
  Speaker 10: bed with my boyfriend and walk around in her underwear
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: around him. I don't do that with my brothers, but
• 57:25
  Speaker 10: some families are closer than others. A few times when
• 57:29
  Speaker 10: we'd be on a video call, she would walk by
• 57:32
  Speaker 10: in nothing but a bra and panti's and I did
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: not say a word. Fast forward to Easter weekend when
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: I went to stay with him and I finally met her.
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: She was cool but.
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: Seemed possessive of him, so I had hoped that she
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: would go home. She stayed the first night and she
• 57:49
  Speaker 10: told me that she would let me stay in the
• 57:51
  Speaker 10: king's bedroom with him. He said he wouldn't have it
• 57:54
  Speaker 10: any other way and told her to go sleep in
• 57:56
  Speaker 10: the guest room, but they stayed up all night chit chatting.
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: The following day, I mentioned it to one of his
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: aunts and she said that I had to watch that
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: girl because she's always had a crush on my man.
• 58:08
  Speaker 10: I found out that she was adopted when she was thirteen,
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: and they're not really related. She said that my boyfriend
• 58:16
  Speaker 10: should have told me that. I told her how close
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: they are, and his aunt ran her big mouth to
• 58:22
  Speaker 10: the family. They had no idea they'd been carrying on
• 58:26
  Speaker 10: the way they've been carrying on. My boyfriend said it
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: was none of my business, but shouldn't he have told
• 58:32
  Speaker 10: me they're not really related? Well, of course he should
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: have told you that. I mean, come on, now, there's
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: no question about it. He should have told you, Yes,
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: this is my sister. She lives with us, she has
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: been with us, but we are not related. And the
• 58:50
  Speaker 10: fact that he didn't that is a huge, huge red flag. Okay,
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: this woman is sleeping with the same sleeping in the
• 58:59
  Speaker 10: same bed with your man, wearing only her underwear around.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Him, and his aunt told you they're not related.
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: It's obviously they're very close and have have had and
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: are still having sex. I mean, why else would she
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: be so comfortable around him and just her undies? You
• 59:16
  Speaker 10: said you didn't do that with your brothers, And I
• 59:18
  Speaker 10: don't know too many people who walk around just in
• 59:20
  Speaker 10: their bra and panties, you know, in front of their
• 59:23
  Speaker 10: brothers and stuff. So I mean, come on, she's letting
• 59:27
  Speaker 10: you know what's up with them, and she's marking her
• 59:29
  Speaker 10: territory with them. She said she would quote let you
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: sleep in the King's bed with him, didn't she. So yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: she's very possessive of him, and you know she would
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: let you as if you need a permission to sleep
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: with him.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: This man is not for you. I'm just gonna tell
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: you right now. He's not for you.
• 59:49
  Speaker 10: He already told you it's none of your business. Okay,
• 59:53
  Speaker 10: how can he tell you that? And you, guys are
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: supposed to be boyfriend girlfriend. You've been going at this
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: for a whole year in a long distance relationships are
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: hard enough, then you add this into the mix.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: No, uh uh, clearly, this this is a mess right here.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: You need to dump him and move on.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 10: He's not going to let his fake sister slash girlfriend go,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: so you know, long distance relationship, Just cut it off
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 10: and move on.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Just do that, Steve, Wow, this is new one here.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I got two sisters.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: They walk around mercy.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: Hell, no, please, please don't, please, Pleasemona Polly can't come
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: on now, Please don't don't send me to therapy.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: No, just don't.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Who does this?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I just don't even understand.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: Now, you're in a long distance relationship now, and you've
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: been at this for about a year, and now when
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: you're in the longest relationship, there's gonna be something that
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: you just cannot know.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: You just can't.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: It's impossible to know some things simply because you don't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 7: spend enough time together. You don't go over there at night.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: He don't come over your house at night. You ain't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: looked under the bed, you ain't looked up at the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: top of that closet, and you ain't been in the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: medicine cap. Those are the three things that a woman
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 7: has to if you've been dating the man for a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: while and you think about it's gonna get serious, You've
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: got to get over his house, look under that bed,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: look in the closet in the back or in the top.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: And you got to get in that bathroom and open
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: up that medicine cap. I'm just telling you what you
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: got to do. They feel how you want to feel.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: About me. Think what you want to think. I'm just
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: telling you what you got to do. You feel okay?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: Now, now you're in this long and time relationship, you'd
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: have met all this aunts and uncles.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: He's big on family, you know, and.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: All the man talks about it's his sister you ain't
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: and you you finally got a chance to meet him.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: But she was always working when you came to town,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: or she was traveling.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: And all he talked about is how he loved a
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: relationship until I met her and I got some family history. Uh,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: they was he was sleep in the same bed as
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: your boyfriend, to walk around in her underwear around him.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: I don't do that with my brothers. Don't nobody do
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: that with they brothers. Don't nobody do that with they brothers?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: Y'all ain't hell billy? Now, if you he'll billy, you know,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: I'm understanding this letter. But most he'll billies don't have email,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: so I'm assuming you're not a heel billy.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Hang on, so we come back, Well, straighten us out, and.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: Any hell billy that's listening and you sorry to take offense,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: then just be offended.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 10: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's shrubbery that are
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 10: subject his sister or his secret lover. We'll get back
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, come on, see, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: The subject his sister or his secret lover.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Well, like I tell you, I've never seen this before.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: This is a crazy one.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: She's in a long this relationship with a man now,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: And when you're in a long this relationship, there's gonna
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: be some things you just don't know because y'all don't
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: spend time with each other enough and you ain't been
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: over each other's house. Just a jewel to help women
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: out if you're in a relationship with a man that
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: you think is getting serious.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: Next time you over there are three things you need
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: to do. You need to look under that bed.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: You need to open up that closet and look in
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: the back of the closet at the top of the closet,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: and you have got to get in that medicine cabin
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: in that bathroom. Then the three places you need to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: look so you can find out what's going on in
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: your life. All right, cool, Now, she'd have met everybody
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: in this family, aunts and uncles. He's really big on family,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: and he got a loving relationship with his sister and
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: all they talk about his sister. But you ain't never
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: met her because every time you go over there, she's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: out of town. The traveling. Well, you finally met her
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: and there's something going on right here. Uh, and you
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: know you found out that the man talks about his system.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: You love their relationship till you met him. The one
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: would literally sleep in the same bed with your boyfriend
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: and walk around in her underwear around here. I don't
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: do that with my brothers. Don't nobody do that with
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: they brother Now, I told you before. The only people
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: do this is he'll billy. Now, if you're not a
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: heell billy, and I'm assuming you're not because you emailed us.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: Most he'll billies don't have email. I will tell you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: how He'll billies communicate. He'll Billy's do a lot with
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: smoke signals. Hell Billy's do a lot.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: You know if some people over here come help me.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: All either they use dog balls, you know they got
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: a hounter heard That means you know they're out looking
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: for something. It's just a lot of ways they communicate
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: email and one of them, here's the dog, that's a
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: hunting dog. That's a different sound. That's when you know
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: they owned the rabbit. See a little lesson on He'll billies.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: I grew up in Welch, West Virginia, been around them
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: good part of my life. I love them because they
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: taught me a whole lot of stuff.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Would you get back to the letter.
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  Speaker 7: Now here, he'll billies if you get hit by a skunk,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: If you he'll believe been hit by a skunk. You
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: had to get in that tomato.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Juice, his sister or his secret lover. Okay, okay, cool,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Now we thank you.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: Sister walking around in her drawers in front of the man.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: A few times y'all would be on a video call.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: She walked by in nothing but a broad penny and
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: I didn't say a word. Your sister walked by in
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: a video call is a broad and some penny? Really, okay.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: I finally met her. She was cool, but she seemed
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: possessive of him. I'd hoped that she would go home.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: She stayed the first night and told me she'd let
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: you stay in the king's bedroom with him. Wait a minute,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: you mean y'all spend the night together in the bed
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: with the brown penny, and she gonna let you stay
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: in there a night.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: And she seemed possessive. But they stayed up all night
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: chit chatting.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: The following day I mentioned it to one of his aunts,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: and she said, I had to watch that girl. See
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: here go to it's a couple of keys in this
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: letter I had to watch that girl because she's always
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: had a crush.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: On my man. That girl, what you mean that girl?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Ain't that his sister?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: Well you found out that she was adopted when she
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: was thirteen and they really not related? Well, he said,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: jackpop h. Not only do I have a or somebody
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: that ain't my sister living with us now? Uh, I
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: got a sister wife. Oh huh, we're kicking it now.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: She said that my boyfriend should have told me that.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: I told her how close they are, and his aunt
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: ran her big mouth to the family. They had no
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: idea that they've been carrying on this way. No, because
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: they kept a secret because.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: They know what they doing.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Ain't right.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: My boyfriend said, it was none of my business. That's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: the second tagline in this letter. First tagline, you need
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: to watch that girl because she's always had a crush
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: on my man. That was the add he is the
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: second line. My boyfriend said, it was none of my business.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: See now that right there. But shouldn't he have told
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: me that they're really not related? He said, that ain't
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: none of your business.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: See where was the.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 14: That?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: Where was the denial? Where was that at? Where's the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: he wasn't even a pall. What rage you would think?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: What there was?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 14: No?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: H that he wasn't thrown off? That wasn't no How
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: could you? How dare you? That's my sister?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: We just cool like that.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: No, ain't none of your beers listen to me.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: You in this relationship for a long, this relationship for
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: a you you finish signed up for some foolishing.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: The only thing that's okay and the only thing they're
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: getting away with is that ain't really his blood system.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: She got adopted. They don't cross the line. If you
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: don't think they cross the line.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: You stupid.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: You can't walk around in front of me with your
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 7: panties and brawl now were the same age and you're attractive.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: You just can't do that. Now.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: If my sisters walked past me, mona walk past me
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: and her pandage and ball, I'm gonna have to go
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: into therapy somewhere. And I'm sixty six, my sister eighty seven.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: If I see her right now in her panty and draws,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to go talk to date.
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 2: That's mental illness. That's what mental illness.
• 1:09:57
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• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Well Memorial Day holiday.
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  Speaker 10: Weekend is the official kickoff to summer and so, Steve,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 10: I gotta ask you what's one of your funniest, funniest
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: summertime memories? And part two, what annoys you the most
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 10: about summer? Two interesting questions?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Can't wait?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I could just start I guess what
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: annoys me the most about summer is.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 19: It's too short.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: No, just what annoys me most.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: About some is the activities it causes some people to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: partake in it that don't need to partake it. And
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 7: it's like some people shouldn't wear a tank tops. I
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: just think summer brings out a look in some people.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: You know I've often wanted. I'll tell you when I
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: discovered it.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: You remember when you go to Disney all the time,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: I kept going, where do they get these tank tops
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: with the armhole that exteers all the way down to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: your belt, no matter how big you are, shows your
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 7: whole side of your body. I discovered that they sell
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: them tank tops at Walmart. I don't care how big
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: you are. You can get your arm in this tank top.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: It might be tight round the stomach, but you're gonna
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: be able to get in his armhole. That has always
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: bothered me.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your nephew had on one the other day, like
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: to point that out.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Which it ain't time for him for that. It's not time.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: He ain't quite there.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: See these sleeves. I got on, get you some sleeves. Dog,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 7: you're not quite there. I know, your little boy, thank you,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: strong and all, there are those of us who know
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: better and also to watch white men in the suburbs
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: cut their lawn with them strapped sandals, with them socks on.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: That's another thing that that summer brings out that almost
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: want to stop and.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Go take your socks off. I just want to say that.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: But I.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 7: Also at a long uh, there are people on beaches
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: unclothed that really they need to they need to be
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 7: bbs what I'm saying, and that's really a beach band.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Beach band. There's some people that you know, need to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: listen to me. Fellas.
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  Speaker 7: If you to put on your swimming trunks and you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: can no longer find the drawstring.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's time.
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  Speaker 7: If you wear two pieces and we can only find
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: the top piece, we have a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the time, we have a problem. We're never
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: asking you about I'm just telling.
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  Speaker 2: You asked me what activates me about something? I was
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: just telling you.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 10: So Steve David needs some advice from you. This is
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 10: from Facebook. He says, my girlfriend went out with the
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 10: girls over the weekend and when she came back, she
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  Speaker 10: had a bunch of questions. It seems like the bar
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: they went to was also being visited by a girl
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: I hooked up with randomly for about three months eight
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 10: years ago. How the two of them met and why
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 10: my name came up, I'm sure I don't know, But
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 10: now I'm being hit with questions about why I did this,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 10: why I did that, and why it didn't work out
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 10: eight years ago. The past should remain the past. I'm
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 10: sure my girlfriend wouldn't be happy if I dug up
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 10: dirt from her past and rubbed it in her face.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: Uncle Steve, how do I put a stop to it
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  Speaker 10: without looking defensive or like I'm trying to hide something.
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  Speaker 2: All you had to do was say I wanted more.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't. Hm, that's all you got to do.
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  Speaker 1: Can't I go back and say that, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 7: Because she keep hitting it. But look, I'm just gonna
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: tell you this much a ball. I actually wanted to
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  Speaker 7: build something with her. She didn't want it, and she
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  Speaker 7: cheated on me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you add that at the end, Yeah, that'll shut
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  Speaker 1: it down. That will shut it down.
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  Speaker 8: But like she cheated on you, dage. She didn't say
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  Speaker 8: all that at the bar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, she ain't gonna tell you that.
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  Speaker 10: She tried to make you look like the bad guy.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 10: Come here, baby, all right? Yeah, here's another one. This
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 10: is from Sherry on Steve Harvey FM. Sherry writes, here's
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  Speaker 10: a professional slash social etiquette question for the morning Crow.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: I work in a close workspace in my office with
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  Speaker 10: a guy who seems to have no clue how bad
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 10: he smells as the day wears on. Maybe he's just
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 10: nos deaf to it. I don't know, but it's close
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 10: to vomit inducing. How do you tactfully tell someone that
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  Speaker 10: they have a stench problem at work without turning it
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: to an awkward or even professionally damaging situation him.
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  Speaker 7: Give him an old spice gift set, you know, the
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 7: Father's Day for Give it to him for Father's Day
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  Speaker 7: because it's coming up. Even if he ain't a daddy.
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  Speaker 10: And all.
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  Speaker 2: You can give it to him as a Memorial Day.
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  Speaker 1: Gift memory holiday.
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  Speaker 7: No, you just got to hear him get it to him.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: Here's another opportunity to give him something for Juneteenth. Every
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 7: give him something for Juneteenth, Father's Day, Memorill Day, fourth
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  Speaker 7: of July. Give him a nice Halloween gift. Give him
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: a nice labor Day gift. Then get him some air
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  Speaker 7: freshness to put in his cart in little trees on
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  Speaker 7: ourbor day.
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  Speaker 8: This is nice.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have to give me anything. Oh yes I did.
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  Speaker 7: What is this for?
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  Speaker 1: We're just coworkers. I didn't get you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you directly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't get the hand.
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  Speaker 11: Listen, you got it. Let me pull you to the side. Bro,
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  Speaker 11: you got to do something with yourself. Man, everybody talks
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: about you. Man, we got we gotta be I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: help you.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 11: Let's let's what all your bathing, what you're doing, I've
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  Speaker 11: got we gotta have. We gotta have a conversation. But
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  Speaker 11: this this look how long we've been together.
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  Speaker 2: We wouldn't we wouldn't say nothing each other. We wouldn't say.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, well it's cool.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, thank God. We don't have to thank you,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 10: praise the Lord. But you know, I think sometimes you
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 10: do have to take the direct approach because people still
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 10: don't get the hints. Because he doesn't smell in the morning,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 10: she says, as the day wears on, start place you sweat.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could just do it.
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  Speaker 9: Then you just give them to give back, like said
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 9: Happy May twenty third, You know, give.
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  Speaker 1: Just every day when I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Anything day?
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  Speaker 8: Oh wow, will you gave me this? What am I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: supposed to do with this?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: This is so nice?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to open it? But why do you
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: giving me one entrees? No one's want to remember you.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going hard. I'm taking to the car washing. Let
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: the win is down. We fin drive through this thing.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: We find drive, we finish, get that, We're finish, get
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: it cracking.
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  Speaker 15: Dirt.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: All right, We'll have more of today's Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 10: Show right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Before day.
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  Speaker 21: Work week is working Back In twenty fifteen, Iceland started
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 21: experimenting with the four day work week, letting him eployees
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 21: how you said it, Tommy, letting employees work for just
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 21: four days with no loss of pay. The early results
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 21: were positive, so they expanded the four day work week
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  Speaker 21: in twenty nineteen. It seems like the move has been
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 21: a smashing success. Productivity has remained stable and even increased
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  Speaker 21: in some industries. Government officials suggest this has happened because
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 21: of reduction and stress, along with a better work life
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 21: balance has improved mental health and effectiveness of workers.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you guys think? Tommy been screaming this
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Uncle Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Four day work we do?
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  Speaker 3: Could we do it?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Could we do it? Y'all? I agree? I would love to?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, put it.
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  Speaker 3: This is y'all showers the Steve Harby Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Well, on that off day we off radio two. See
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: radio is five every day, six days? Yeah it's six.
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  Speaker 7: So what I I would do if we go go
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  Speaker 7: to photy and just we go to foe. Y'all, don't
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  Speaker 7: get them listening to the rado on that day radio
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  Speaker 7: shot out.
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  Speaker 3: Can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta be here, oh man, we gotta.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Oh man. All right, so we're back at work.
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  Speaker 2: All we all move to Iceland.
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  Speaker 1: That part all right?
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  Speaker 21: We got another round of would you rather coming up
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 21: at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. An education
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  Speaker 10: And it's time now for would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 10: rather have like a really wide back and a small
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 10: waist or would you rather have huge arms? Like remember Popeye,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 10: Popeye the sailor man. Would you rather have that just
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 10: wide back on?
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  Speaker 2: That's something I ain't seeing in a What I ain't had?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 9: This is out fat, small way, wide back. Oh something
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 9: wrong with this baby?
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  Speaker 10: Would you forget the birthday present for your wife or
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 10: forget the anniversary present for your wife?
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  Speaker 19: Which one would you rather forgets?
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  Speaker 2: In the same amount of trouble right here? You can?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: You can, you ain't gonna. You ain't gonna survive either one.
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  Speaker 9: Is it the same consequence for both of them?
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  Speaker 14: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I forget that birthday. It's a guest for me
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  Speaker 1: on the birthday, for sure, the birthday anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: Not to get that anniversary that day we got married.
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  Speaker 19: Boy stop, I can't no, I don't never remember, all right.
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather have roaches in your closet or ants
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 10: in your car?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Ants in the car? Yeah? Yeahs in the car? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty Yeah. How long it is gonna take?
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  Speaker 1: How long your clothes in the clock?
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  Speaker 7: Then you're just transporting them? You got them down there
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  Speaker 7: at the job on you. Let me tell you something
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: about roaches, man, Roaches as rude as hell. What do
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  Speaker 7: you mean roaches can't they like? They know how to
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 7: bum rides. They be on in the coff of your
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 7: pants and everything. They know what you can change the location,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: they know how to get it, and they just crawl out. Man,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 7: they know they want to live somewhere else. They always expanded.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I.
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  Speaker 7: Got these eggs in me. Let me go on and
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  Speaker 7: climb in his pocket. See where you going? Oh it's
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  Speaker 7: nice right here. They climb out your pocket. If they
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  Speaker 7: don't like it, they're just going back in your pocket.
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  Speaker 2: All right? Moving on?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather take ice cold bubble baths nightly? Or
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 10: would you rather take scorching hot showers daily?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Hot showers? Sure?
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  Speaker 2: There's an ice cold bubble, ice cold bubble ball.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bubbles in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, listenf for man.
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  Speaker 1: I look in the ice cold bubble ball.
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  Speaker 2: Fortune.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, scorching hot shower.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just going to.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Work with this extra deodor and on that. You'll deal
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: with it. The cold bubble band.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, you gotta pick one.
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  Speaker 2: He did go put on deodor. I can't take no
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: scorching hot All.
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  Speaker 10: Right, guys, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up
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  Speaker 10: in forty nine minutes after? It's our last breakup the day,
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  Speaker 10: and we'll get some closing remarks from the one and
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: only Steve Harvey right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Ths people, this is Kirk Franklin.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is what's going on. This is your boy
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  Speaker 15: This is your boy Chris Brooy, Big Snope Dog.
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  Speaker 8: This is Yolanda Adams, less off.
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  Speaker 7: It's DJ Cavin and you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there's morning shows. And there's the greatest Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 21: Another one, and education is a transformation every day. The
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  Speaker 21: Third Marshall College Fund transformed lives through scholarships, professional development,
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  Speaker 21: and career advancement opportunities. We also connect forward thinking companies
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  Speaker 21: with exceptional HBCU talent through workforce development programs. I'm a
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  Speaker 21: proud hbc you graduated my experience shape me into the
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  Speaker 21: person I am today. The education, culture, community, and lifelong
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  Speaker 10: All right, Steve, here we are at the last break
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 10: the day. It's been a good day, and here we
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 10: are with just one more thing. Your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've always heard people say you got to
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: take the high road.
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  Speaker 7: But you know that's been difficult for me at times
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: because sometimes that hasn't always registered with me. I haven't
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 7: received it the way I should have taking the high road,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 7: but Oprah put it a little bit differently, and I
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: received it differently. She said, she's always been taught never
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 7: to meet negativity with negativity, because the only thing can
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 7: come out of that is more negativity.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: She said.
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  Speaker 7: The only way to come back darkness is with light,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: she said, and it only takes a little bit of
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 7: light to affect darkness. And so I started thinking, if
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 7: you're in a completely pitch black cave and you happen
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 7: to have the smallest candle, let's just say a birthday candle,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: and you light a birthday candle in a pitch black.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Cave, it has a profound effect.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: On a very large area in which was normally a
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: completely dark space. Just that one little piece of light
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 7: from a candle has a profound effect on a pitch
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: black dark cave. And she's absolutely correct. The only way
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 7: to combat darkness is to be light. And I was
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: talking to the girls and they were saying, Steve, that's
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: taking the high road. And they're absolutely right. That's exactly
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 7: what people mean when they say take the high road.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 7: But I just never really received it that way because
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: it's been difficult for me sometimes to take the high road.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 7: I've done it many times, but it's been challenging because
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 7: I being the way I am, Sometimes I go, okay,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 7: all right, so this the road we riding towards each
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 7: other on. Then let's dry these cars and pick up
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 7: some speed and let's go. But that's not fruitful. That's
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: not too a benefit of me. It never has been.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 7: I've had people help me understand, like when they blog
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 7: about you. Everybody's on social media some form or fashion
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: or another. No matter how many followers or likes you
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 7: get on Facebook or something, you're gonna run into some hate.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 7: And what I was told being in this position was
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 7: when bloggers blog about you, it's a blog. If you
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: respond to them, Steve, it's a press conference. Because now
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 7: you gonna meet this negativity with more negativity. You're gonna
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: you're gonna heighten a much more negative situation. So what
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 7: Oprah was saying, I wish everybody received it the way
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  Speaker 7: I did.
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  Speaker 2: It's just light, man. You can't you can't win like that.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: You've got to be light.
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  Speaker 7: I've always wanted to be a person that when you
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 7: walk into a room, people be glad to see you.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I talk to my kids about that all the time too.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 7: You know, you want to be the person when they
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: walk in the room everybody go, okay, cool, my mad
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's my dude.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: What's up boy?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: All of us know someone that walks into a room
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: and they just take that air out the room. Everybody
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: knows somebody like that. Man when they man, y'all be
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: sitting around having a good time. Man, you and your
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: boys or your girls, y'all sitting around. Then there's one
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 7: person walk in and the whole attitude go. It's like
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: they take the air out the room because they's just darkness. Man,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 7: they just darkness. Y'all in there having this light time,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 7: and here come this black cloud that's gonna hover over
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: the affair and just start raining on it.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: I never wanted to be that person.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: I've always wanted to be a person that when I
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 7: walk in the room, man that I could make a difference.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 7: But I just wanted to be a bright spot on
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 7: you know, a little more positivity. You can ask God
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: to help make you relevant, and I just I would
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: rather be relative on a positive level than to try
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 7: to create relativity by dragging other people down. These people
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: who have shows where all they do is talk about people,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 7: and they trying to be relevant by talking about people.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 7: Or you got haters out there. Who's a whole blog
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 7: and whole Instagram and whole social media is set up
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 7: to draw hate so they can draw viewers, so they
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 7: can monetize it and sell ads.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: Man, you know that ain't no good money.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 7: You know how that's gonna last, because somebody gonna turn
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: around and say something about you, and then somebody gonna
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 7: stop viewing you. It's much better if you try to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 7: make your living in a positive way. It lasts a
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 7: lot longer. I say this all the time. Hate is louder,
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  Speaker 7: but love is stronger youdever, you've noticed that hate is
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  Speaker 7: so loud when they got stuff on all these blog sites,
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  Speaker 7: they just talking about people. You go, oh, but love
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  Speaker 7: is stronger. It's quieter, but it's stronger. And if you
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  Speaker 7: just keep loving yourself and keep loving your God, and
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  Speaker 7: you keep loving the people back that love you, you
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  Speaker 7: can weather the storm. I tell you what's really helpful.
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  Speaker 7: It's hard for me though, if you could turn around
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  Speaker 7: and just forgive your enemies, whether they ask you for
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  Speaker 7: it or not, just forgive them anyway so you can
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  Speaker 7: keep moving forward. So you don't get stuck on stupid
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  Speaker 7: with them. That'll help you too. That's a hard one.
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  Speaker 7: It's hard for me, but that's a good one too.
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  Speaker 7: Those are my closing relargs today. That's what I got
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  Speaker 7: for it.
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