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Happy 4th, Vacation Days, Truth Be Told, People Going from 0 to 60 and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the stubbings, not me through good
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  Speaker 1: it sting together for I don't join Jo. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: do that. Turn you you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn you got to turn them out, the turn, turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your fad
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, I'm sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now, one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: what I want to share with you. Stop complaining. So
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  Speaker 1: I had to let you see how I let that
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  Speaker 1: one sit for a second. Stop complaining. Do you realize
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  Speaker 1: without us even thinking about it, oftentimes we just complain
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  Speaker 1: about stuff and it comes up in such subtle forms. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they're still letting that lady work there. Man,
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  Speaker 1: If they don't fire this woman, man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. She drive me crazy. She always
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  Speaker 1: got something to say. I bet to day though, the
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  Speaker 1: way I'm feeling right now, I bet she'd been not
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing to me today. M Yeah, yeah, because day,
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  Speaker 1: it today it I'm sick of her running her mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Last time she says something to me, I should have
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  Speaker 1: said something to it. You know what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just giving you a small example of how it starts
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  Speaker 1: to snowball once you start to complain. It's it just
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  Speaker 1: carries over into so many things. Man, Stop complaining about
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  Speaker 1: your call, Stop complaining about your bus pass, Stop complaining
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  Speaker 1: about your kids can't seem to get it together, Stop
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  Speaker 1: complaining about your man can't seem to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have
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  Speaker 1: you oldest that in all of your complaining, it has
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  Speaker 1: provided not one solution. The reason I'm telling you to
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  Speaker 1: stop complaining because God is able, Because God is capable.
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  Speaker 1: He is capable and able of fixing anything, capable and
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  Speaker 1: able of curing anything, capable and able of allowing you
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  Speaker 1: to get too adjusting to things, and capable and able
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  Speaker 1: to strengthen you to get through and change anything. But
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  Speaker 1: the key here is God is capable, and God is able.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of times I find myself complaining because I
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  Speaker 1: have not used my greatest asset, and that's my relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. You all have one now you may not
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  Speaker 1: have nurtured it, but you have one because God created
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  Speaker 1: you as his child. He's available to you now. The
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  Speaker 1: fact that you ain't went to him. Okay, once again,
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  Speaker 1: who fathers that? Stop complaining until you strengthen your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God and formulate this relationship. You don't have enough weapons.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got a big enough shield to fight this
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  Speaker 1: thing called life. It just keeps coming. Man, And unless
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  Speaker 1: you develop a relationship with God, you need a partner
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  Speaker 1: in all of this. Maybe you got another route you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna take. But every successful person I know personally has
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with God. I have some really really some
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  Speaker 1: people that's kind of up there in the success term
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  Speaker 1: in terms of business and money and statue. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: talking about that portion of success. And then I have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people who are very successful in their
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  Speaker 1: spiritual life, who have become great men of God and
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  Speaker 1: women of God. But look at all of them, and
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  Speaker 1: all of them have substantial amounts of you know, possessions
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  Speaker 1: and things like that. Also, most successful people I know
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  Speaker 1: have that even if you saw them never with a
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  Speaker 1: big lot of house and a lot of money or
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, they had so much respect, so much love,
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  Speaker 1: so much power was given them from people that their
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  Speaker 1: life was rich in that area, you know, like a
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  Speaker 1: man Nu the King or something like that, or Gandhi
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  Speaker 1: or somebody who lived their life and serve so or
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  Speaker 1: Nelson Mandela who came out and just man, people put
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  Speaker 1: stuff at their feet because of their service. So all
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  Speaker 1: successful people I know have that, Every last one of
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  Speaker 1: these people that I know, they have relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: They used the tool that was available to them to
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  Speaker 1: give them the strength, the bullets, the arrows, the slings,
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  Speaker 1: the shield to fight this thing called life and have
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  Speaker 1: the most valuable partner right there by their side. They
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  Speaker 1: heavily father God, because he will help you get through
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  Speaker 1: this thing called life. Man, stop complaining all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fixing anything. Why don't you do yourself a
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  Speaker 1: favor and strengthen your relationship with God? Man, why can
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  Speaker 1: I never get over? Well you have not because you
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  Speaker 1: ask not. Man, how come I always got problems? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you keep trying to solve them yourself and taking them
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  Speaker 1: to your friends. You keep trying to do them with
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  Speaker 1: your own thought process. Who are you? I keep telling you, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're going through stuff. You ain't got no business going
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  Speaker 1: through and if it's you going through something over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over and the same problem keep
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  Speaker 1: coming back to bite you again, all that's saying is
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  Speaker 1: you still ain't strengthen your relationship with God. It's your relationship.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna make you have one with him. He
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  Speaker 1: is a perfect gentleman. He only comes into your life
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  Speaker 1: when you invite him in. But for those who do
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  Speaker 1: invite him men, they have a distinct advantage on their
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  Speaker 1: road to success, a distinct advantage. You can do it
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  Speaker 1: without him, Trust me, you can. How far you get.
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  Speaker 1: I can't promise you nothing, how well you handle it
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  Speaker 1: when you arrived there, I can't promise you nothing, how
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  Speaker 1: long you're gonna stay there. I can't promise you nothing.
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  Speaker 1: How difficult it's going to be without him. I can't
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  Speaker 1: give you that. It's going to be far more difficult.
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  Speaker 1: But you can. Something can happen, and you know, receive
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  Speaker 1: a measure of success. And you think because you and
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  Speaker 1: this move you made, and you can describe it as
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  Speaker 1: I got lucky. I happened to be in the right
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  Speaker 1: place at the right time. I got lucky. Lucky is
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  Speaker 1: usually how other people describe other people's success. Poor. He
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  Speaker 1: was lucky. He was right there. Well, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you what lucky is. Luck is when hard work bumps
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  Speaker 1: up into opportunity. If you've been working hard as something,
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity presents itself that comes a match. That's not luck.
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  Speaker 1: But now, if you haven't done that on a repetitive
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  Speaker 1: enough basis, that opportunity could present itself one time. You
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  Speaker 1: got to reconnect. Stop complaining, man, come on, listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.
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  Speaker 1: And if you're a chronic complainer, it's because you really
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  Speaker 1: really have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll smooth
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  Speaker 1: it out for you. That I can tell you for
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  Speaker 1: a fact. I know that for a fact he smoved
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  Speaker 1: mine out. All right, let's go. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Today it's going to be different. I have decided, without
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  Speaker 1: conferring with anyone, that today would be a day. Well
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  Speaker 1: come on, wow, every day think that this? No should
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  Speaker 1: not like every watch this, watch this what a fool
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  Speaker 1: but nothing high front and waiting. Hey ladies, hello, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: stay out the way you try to control it. Do
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  Speaker 1: your best? All right, Well, let's okay. Well then if
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be a different day of ignorance,
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  Speaker 1: let's have it. Don't back up now, don't back down now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you need. Let's start with any question you want
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  Speaker 1: to ask me. Let's just get this started right now.
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  Speaker 1: Any question you want to ask me. This can carry
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  Speaker 1: over into six thirty four. These are all ignorant, non
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  Speaker 1: responsible answers. Oh, okay, tell junior, I don't just but
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  Speaker 1: tell junior. You can see how fat you are the
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  Speaker 1: most when you are wiping your backside. That's when the
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  Speaker 1: most of your fat leans forward and you're able to
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  Speaker 1: really see how much fat really is you. So you
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  Speaker 1: still so you still reaching behind yourself. Yes, you re
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  Speaker 1: back So that's how we're still okay, all right, all
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  Speaker 1: right now you're still jamming your hand down the back
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  Speaker 1: of the level of ignorance. Okay, you win? Oh that
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  Speaker 1: were you the fattest that? I didn't think. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: think you can talk yourselves. I really didn't. But man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, you gotta put your hand on the wall
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  Speaker 1: in front of It's early, guys, it's early in the morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people are having they're eating or they're just getting out.
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  Speaker 1: Just when everybody going breakfast time. Wow. Really, okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: start this again, Steve, because you speak to us again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was that's unacceptable. Far see it. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be there. Ain't nothing I beg to differ with you. Girl.
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  Speaker 1: You do all the stuff I did Inhale back. Give
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  Speaker 1: you credit for that. Okay, Okay, how about this, let's
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  Speaker 1: not line, let's not do bodily function, let's not do alright, alright,
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  Speaker 1: that out be quiet, Tommy. Thirty seconds you got thirty seconds?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, we just said, all right, Steve, I'll
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  Speaker 1: just ask you anything. What kind of day are you
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  Speaker 1: expecting to have today? Absolutely? Absolutely incredible? Okay, that's a
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  Speaker 1: perfect perfect We come back. You're gonna see high incredible idiot.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Got mess
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  Speaker 1: around with this. We're gonna continue to ask Steve segment
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  Speaker 1: right after this. It's gonna be good. Let's go. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after Jesus help us all
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show. Right now, it's time for the nephew
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back. Just go back into it,
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  Speaker 1: dreaming of your wife. Let's go cat though, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Winston's. Hey once, how you're doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: This is Kevin Man. I actually, uh, I work with
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  Speaker 1: your wife Retnee. We we we met a couple of
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  Speaker 1: times man at uh at the job. I think you
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  Speaker 1: might have been taking at a lunch of somethody. I
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  Speaker 1: work like on on the floor above. Hey, what's up, dude?
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  Speaker 1: Are you doing today? Man? I'm doing good? Many right?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah? Yeah? I wanted to reach out to
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  Speaker 1: you man, and um, I had something personal. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to high let you about, you know, personal. Yeah, what personal?
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  Speaker 1: Like what dude? Well, who is who is this? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Kevin, Like I said, Uh, I work. I
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  Speaker 1: work on the on the seventh floor. Your wife is
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  Speaker 1: on the sixth. But you know we met a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times, right, yeah, I know you said that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to picture your faith. What's up though, don't mean
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Okay? Yeah? Uh? How is you and Renee's
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  Speaker 1: relationship going? Man? What how is y'all's relationship going? What
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  Speaker 1: they got to do? What you do? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: mean y'all, y'all. I mean I'm just y'all been getting
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  Speaker 1: along and they meet meet me and Renee? Fine, but
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  Speaker 1: what they got hold on, hold on. You say you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to me about some person. You got
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  Speaker 1: to some person about my wife. Well the person, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what what I wanted to tell you, man, is that
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  Speaker 1: for some reason, man, I've been having uh off and
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  Speaker 1: on man every other day, I've been having these dreams
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  Speaker 1: that night clee dream like what dude? Well, every one
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  Speaker 1: of these dreams man, renee being them? Really so? So
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  Speaker 1: you you work with my wife right and you calling
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  Speaker 1: my phone telling me you haven't dreamed about my wife?
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  Speaker 1: But just you know, why are you dream about my wife? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's you know what don't work about? You want to
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  Speaker 1: work right now? No, I'm not at work right now,
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  Speaker 1: but but not not night. But nothing. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. Don't be calling me telling me you for
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  Speaker 1: I have a dream about my wife. What's going on
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  Speaker 1: with my wife? What's your name? Kevin? I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I don't on my way up the right to
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  Speaker 1: hell now, No, man, I'm not at the job. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not where you at. Why are you telling let's let's
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  Speaker 1: let the get off the toe. Why don't you up?
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  Speaker 1: Let's face to faith you you get my number, when
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  Speaker 1: you get my number, answer my question? No, I asked.
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  Speaker 1: I asked one of the guys at the job for
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  Speaker 1: your number, man, because doctor, you know, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: be and the man and just talk to you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: so y'all sitting there to have a conversation about my
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  Speaker 1: wife on the job. Okay, you know what it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a good uh. Let me uh this show number. My
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  Speaker 1: pall liked you. Right now. I'm gonna let me call
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  Speaker 1: you right back. Let me hold on, hold on, but
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  Speaker 1: not nothing to hold on you calling him come up
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  Speaker 1: to your to treat about my life. Well, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm just trying to be real with That's why
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to see. Yeah, and I appreciate that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be real with you too. I'm gonna come whoop you,
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  Speaker 1: but I wanted to just really just wanted to see
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  Speaker 1: how your relationship is going. Man. Man, if you say
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  Speaker 1: what you gotta say, dude, okay, Well, because see the dog,
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  Speaker 1: if these dreams keep happening, it must be faith, man,
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  Speaker 1: it must be to me and hug ment for each other.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what you smoke, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who the here you are, but I promise
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  Speaker 1: you this, when I get off my job today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming to whoop yall. And if I found out that
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  Speaker 1: you know what, it's been calling my hearts and hanging up,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing, nefing I tell you what? Don't
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  Speaker 1: even work? Okay, okay, well okay look look look let
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  Speaker 1: me here man. Man, Why isn't she and all my dreams? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Why is she that? No? No, don't want to hand
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  Speaker 1: you treat about why the fun? Why? Because you're shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: listen to that? For my wife? What canna do? Is you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Doing it till yesterday? Looking at a wife every day?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of work you do? Huh? You you work?
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  Speaker 1: Gonna flow? Above? Is any why she can't beat me
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  Speaker 1: for lunch? No? No, no, I'm in the accounting department. Man, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Let you agree? Were you for to
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  Speaker 1: be in the book department? If it's about five more minutes? Man,
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  Speaker 1: don't you understand that it's got to be fake? If
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  Speaker 1: she keeps showing up? You know? You know what? Up? Holahola?
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  Speaker 1: What what is your last name? Does I got your number?
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  Speaker 1: You say you work on the seventh flow or the
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  Speaker 1: second flow before you work on I work on the
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  Speaker 1: seven flours That ain't what's yourn? You ain't got something
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  Speaker 1: to do it? Rush on? Last name, my lad name? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Why is she showing up in my dream? Why is
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  Speaker 1: she kissing me? And my reasons? Man? I don't let
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  Speaker 1: him tell something. I don't know what the hell kind
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  Speaker 1: of dreams your has happened? But when I beat you up,
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  Speaker 1: she gonna swear the guards you gonhead, when the mud
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  Speaker 1: with the king dreams? You understand me? When I get
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  Speaker 1: to your job tomorrow morning, I don't give it. Who
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  Speaker 1: do you call? Let's believe it would be outside waiting
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  Speaker 1: for you, okay, making love to me? Man? In these dreams,
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  Speaker 1: it's just passionate man. Renee love me and I love her. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Let's I'm calling my wife's name, calling my wife's name.
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  Speaker 1: But what you want me to call? You? Do know me?
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  Speaker 1: Do you say you know me? Right? So you know
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  Speaker 1: why I am right? I miss you a couple of times. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you know what I'm calling, Renee? When I get
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  Speaker 1: up there, call with you? Tell you my number. I
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  Speaker 1: don't get you my number? Dog you you stop violent.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to tell you to do they
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  Speaker 1: gave me to do? You man, kill me? Get you
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  Speaker 1: mat of the dreams, sleeping and kissing my wife till
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: they gave you enumber? Why? Why is your wife kissing
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  Speaker 1: me back? Why you kissing me? Seem about my wife?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm forna call her? She would to get out
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  Speaker 1: the tall with you? Do you need that? You can't
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  Speaker 1: you have anything else? You want to say? The name
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  Speaker 1: case so so so what I'm supposed to do when
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  Speaker 1: I'm sleep and she show up? I'm supposed to you
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  Speaker 1: a weak up. I don't give what you're doing. You
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  Speaker 1: to do yourself fall I can. I'm gonna call you
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  Speaker 1: a freeway. What renee? I want you to tell me
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  Speaker 1: what all the phone he man, I don't even want
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  Speaker 1: to go through. I thought we could call and talk
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  Speaker 1: reasonable life like me. End though, If we're gonna turn
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  Speaker 1: right now, we will come see me face to face
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  Speaker 1: right now. You're coming on the phone. Come see me
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  Speaker 1: right now? Come you see me? Right to hell? Now
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  Speaker 1: where you let I come see you? You You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: away show gad come see you don't want to do it, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take some sleeping fields so I can get
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  Speaker 1: back to my dream. You gonna take this whoop is
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  Speaker 1: what you're about to take? That I got. I got
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  Speaker 1: everything I need to know. I will be on the
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  Speaker 1: seven flow to my way for you. I got a
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  Speaker 1: special delivery for you. You understand me? Nah? What what? What?
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  Speaker 1: Let me call her first? Hey, I I call Renee
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  Speaker 1: because don't you call her? How to hear you get
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  Speaker 1: a nun? Either way? How you get my wife number?
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  Speaker 1: And let me rene? Renee called me? Man, she tells you,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh oh, my wife's called you. So you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell to know? Okay, okay, let me say this though
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  Speaker 1: to you. Let me say this to you. Once your
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: wife called me and she wanted me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so my oh so my wife told you to
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  Speaker 1: call me right, come right, okay, but but but listen
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  Speaker 1: to me whist what I might call? No, she wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to call y'a. I'm nephew Thomin from the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harby morning and show y'all rang for that y'all roll
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  Speaker 1: for that dog. You know now you're wrong for that dog?
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  Speaker 1: Tell you something to go to Joe here out of
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  Speaker 1: whoever came. I'm hout of here? Do you you? Oh man?
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  Speaker 1: You over there, dude? You wrong? You know you're wrong?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Oh man, hey, man, I got one more thing to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: ask you, Winston, what's the baddest that, I mean, the
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Do you already know
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: what the business is? Man to Steve Harvey, Morning the
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  Speaker 1: Show player, baddest show in the land. Baby, Okay, we'll
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: be back. You're listening Morning Show. It's time to ask
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Steve, you're ready? Can
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I share something with you? Sherby? Yes, you've been saying
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: this is my favorite segment, but it's I wanted to
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: in form all of you this. It's my only segment.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: You have segments? Oh dog, come on, you got don't
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: have any other segment except that one. This is my
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: only segment, so please stop calling it my favorite segment.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: That's because you ain't at work. You got the clothing,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: that's because you're gone. That's not mine. That Shirley's my name,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: ain't strawberry. That's not mine. I share that thing. You
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: got some old when when last time you heard from her?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: When you when last time you heard from you? Don't
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  Speaker 1: hear from Let's come on with my segment. Let's go
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: what do I get all your I ain't got the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: energy for that. Here we are vag and square one.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I steve this one from Calvin in Atlanta. He says,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven years old and I work as an
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: online tutor, working mostly with adults that are completing online degrees.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: My rate is twenty five dollars per hour, but one
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: of my older female students offered to double it if
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I worked with her face to face. I agreed and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: went to her house for the first session, and it
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: was obvious that she wanted more than tutoring. She said
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: that her husband lives out of states, so she had
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: plenty of extra time for tutoring. I see her three
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: times a week, and she pays me one hundred dollars
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: an hour. Now I know this is wrong, but the
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: money is good, and so is the sex. What should
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I do? I don't see what you see. Oh you
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: mayan one hundred dollars an hour and your tutor, but
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: what's what's you know? Excuse me inside mind outside for him. Sorry,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: let me just say this to your son playing a
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: dangerous game, playing a dangerous game, having sex in another
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: man's house. Yes, you playing a real dangerous game. Son.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That that that don't ever work out? Good for nobody.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I've ever known that done it. You can't get your
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: naked You're butt up in the air and the key
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: in the dough home. Bro, you playing a dangerous game?
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Man quit? Yeah? Yeah, so change locations is your lady's
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: getting tutored in an end tail. So that's pretty good, okay,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Kiki and Lafiatte Louisiana Steve says, I'm a forty one
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: year old woman dating a fifty three year old man
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and we've been quarantined together for months, and I'm sick
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: of having sex with him. I need something different. But
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I never cheated. I've never cheated. I want to have
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: sex with my ex boyfriend, and he is ready and willing.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: He was such a good lover, so I'm sure if
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I get a little something different than what I've been getting,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: my problem will be solved. I think it will help
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: me deal with my man. Is it okay to take
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: a break from my man and have sex with my
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: ex just once? Oh? Yeah? Well, if you think it's
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be just one you're sadly mistaken. That's not how
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: it works, right. Sex is like ladies. Yes, oh you
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: can't just that's just like ladies. You can't. Wow, you
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: know what I I mean times, I don't say it that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Let me tell you said, it's
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: our last time, boy, this is our last one. After
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: it is this eat, we ain't gonna do it. No,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: understand how you feel. I'm on at that. This one's
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: from Chantey and Philly. Chanta says, I'm a twenty nine
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: year old woman and I've had it with my current boyfriend.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: We've been together for four months and started having sex recently.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: The sex is awesome, but he is so annoying when
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: we are having sex. He cannot stop talking and he
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: loves to ask questions the entire time. All I hear
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: is do you like it when I do that? All
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I need is for him to handle his business. It's
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: all I need for him to do. And just moan
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: handle your business and moan that is it? How can
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I get him to stop being so corny? That corny.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: She's twenty nine. She calls it corny corny. Let me
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: see what could he be saying? Okay, here we go,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: here we go. I'm doing it good, ain't No, I'm
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: a goodie goody the entire time. Girl, You know what?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: They call me? Good and plenty that's corny mad. I like, girl,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: your love is like candy. I want it nine in later.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Corn Ball for girl. Listen, ain't better than the baby roof.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You're my baby, You're my little roof. Yeah, all these
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: tricks I'm doing, this's like this like bowler skittles joke.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Shut your corny ass, you know yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: corning like corn candy. When you just shut up, undle
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: your business said, get through. She says, this is going
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: on the entire time. Girl, girl, girl, you know what
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I say. I'm like Rick James. I'm in love with
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Mary Jane. I I'm funny. Do it. He can't take it? Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I can't get enough of this kid cat ball like stop,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I'm home enjoy Sometimes you feel the blank, girl, But
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I wanted to go back to the forty year old
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: woman and the fifty three old man. She said, he's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: a good lover. But she wants to go back to
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: her ex boyfriend sometimes. And is that okay to have
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: sex with her ex? You want to have sex with
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend, you you're gonna so you don't forget
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: why he's your ex. You're gonna repeat that. And you're
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: in the relationship with a man that you can't stand
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and have sex with, so you're just gonna keep making
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: bad decisions. Yeah, all right, that's it all the time
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: we have for Cello today, Steve, thank you you're listening
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: to show. Well. Americans may not take all their vacation days.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody on this show can can agree to that. Example,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: one person, I'm not talking about you this time. Okay,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Sere, Yeah, yeah, you ain't doing that. You
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: let me hear it. A week, vacation days, sick days,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: whatever he could take off, he does it? Is he
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: sick on the sick days? Uh? This golf week? Yeah, no,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: we're talking about you. Americans may not take all their
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: vacation days, but that does not mean that we don't
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: spend a lot of time thinking about those vacation days.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: New research revealed that Americans spend about two hundred and
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: eighty four days of their life dreaming about being on vacation,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: and we spend more than that's a lot of time.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Then we spend more than one hundred and thirteen hours
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: every year thinking about being on a beach somewhere and
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: your vacation picks on social media. People don't like those.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: They do not stop up. Yes, yes, yes, they make
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: people jealous. They bring out that their food. The study
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: found that every day the average person sees vacation pictures
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: on social media. That makes them mad. Okay, that's probably why. Yeah,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I knows, uh huh, nobody cares. That's probably why thirty
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: six percent of Americans admit they put those vacation picks
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: on social media to show people just how great their
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: lives are. So, Steve, you and your wife Marjorie take
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: wonderful vacation. You and we know you guys ball till
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you fall when you go on vacation. But we what
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: we want to know is how do you vacation on
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: a budget? Before you got to where you are? Now,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: how did you do? Well? I just need to know
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you know how much we're talking about? If you tell
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: me what the budget is? Okay, yeah, things I can recommend.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Let's do two thousand dollars, two thousand dollars for a
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: family of four four okay, bad? Yeah, well, we ain't
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: going nowhere. What what do you sounding like that? Okay?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Let me change. Yeah, we're
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: gonna have to drive somewhere. We have to make the
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: gas budget be the how much Okay, let me how
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: much it costs phillip at the average tank right now.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: So we need we need to stay one gas tan't
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: going and one gas tan't coming. We're talking about one
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty dollars out the budget. You know, man,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: we gotta stay within one tank. So we're talking about
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it's got to be within three hundred miles. Now if
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: we're gonna stay overnight, we gotta get in economically. Fees
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: of accommodation. Okay, these are stuff like comfort In sweets
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: that reason you I would recommend comfort In because they
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: had a free breakfast. See that's saved money now, you know.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: And they got free Wi Fi. So you gotta gotta
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: take this consideration. And if you stay at comfort In,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you get points. I'm just working with this two thousand.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: So everybody's room at fifty dollars a night. Would you
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: say that's fast sixty? So you need just two rooms
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: for the kids, you and your wife and one for
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: the kids with a connected dough and lead a damn dough. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: so they don't burn that damn hotel down. And then
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you got other issues. So we got two rooms that
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: let's say seventy dollars five dollars a night. That's one
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two nights. We're looking at three hundred
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: dollars in rooms. How many nights we're gonna do two
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: nights only, Well, I'm trying to I'm trying to get
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: it together. First, we got to stay somewhere. We're gonna
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: do three fifty four rooms, and we got one hundred
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: and twenty on gas. We are about five fifty fifty
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: something like that. He all right, now we got let's
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: just say we got fifteen hundred left. Okay, okay, that's
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: a nice amount of money. Did we eat? Get We
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: should make some sandwich? Yeah, a pack of cooler full
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: of sandwich because you're driving. But make sandwiches that stick,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly sam being a whole lot of ham.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Now peanut butter and jelly sandwiches permental spread sandwich. Look
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: about to give a damn what you don't want this
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: all we got to eat hark skins and water. You
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: gotta get something in you that swear, puk skins and water.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I'm familiar with all this. Just what we got hot
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: blood pressed by the time we take bagging and punched
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and drank a bottle of water. You ain't even gonna
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: know your hut. Damn that at least they quick crime.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: All right, now we got us a little something to eat.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Kids have stopped up the hospital on the go. We
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: gotta have some kind of activities now. Now we're going
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: to six Flags with a day pass for everybody, or
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: we're going to the zoo where you can really entertain
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: kids and keep it on the budget. All We're going
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: to a state park. Okay, nice, pull up at it
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: where we can barbecue out there and just let the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: kids run till they drop in open field, and you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: gotta put your grill. What you only gonna stay there
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: and watch well on the other side, away from the car.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Then you run your kids to the car to get
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: stuff that helps zap the energy out of their hand
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: and to give them something to do. You can see
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the car from your barbecue grill, but it way across
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the field. Send the ass back and forth across that
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: field by six trips, and every time you send them,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: say hell for this dog, I know how to love you.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you having fun because you're running in that field.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: The third trip back, they answered, walking, I said, he
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: walking forward me pushing responsibility. Only we gotta go. You're
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: listening show? All right? Here we go junior year up,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Hey morning everybody. Man. Let me just tell the truth
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: right now. And I'm just meaning. I don't mean this
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: dispecting nobody in here. I love all y'all, now, I
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: really do, but I wasn't want to let y'all know something. Man,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: truth be told. I won't be related to Steve for real?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? No? Because I ain't got no money in
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: my family. You don't I need somebody else beside me money?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: And I just found an over vacation uncle, Steve. Boy,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: do you even looking to me? Do you know how
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: much your uncle worth? Yea? How much? I'm not gonna
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: throw the number that But I actually no, No, I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: don't know this. Yeah, but we've been working with him
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: every day. Y'all are so disrespectful. Man. Did I google him? Uh? What? That? Man?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: We supposed to treat him different? Yes? No, because he
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: ain't broke people you treat better than him. Oh No,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta ain't it. I swear I never talked to
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the same No, No, not a long as I know.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Steve ain't hill. If you don't get your broke ass
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: away from me. No, No, I'm tired. I'm tired all
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the pro people I got to be nice to a
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: hid On Steven. We treat him like he ain't worth
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: doing this. Man, he could change our generation. We treat
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: him regularly, treat him like I don't want to treat him. Regor,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I love you. Now. If you see me giving him
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: all the problem, I'll tell you what. He worked more
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: than a hunting me. Did you know that I knew
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: that that? Did you know he was the highest paid?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: What I want saying that dude, I was winning when
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: he was worth a hundred dollars? Get that I was.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I knew him when he wasn't was nothing but but
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: now he didn't pass everybody. We're not tripping on you.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: You don't want to sound like you I didn't know
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: he was just rich. Yes, oh my god, do you
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: need your shoes because you know you're gonna be on TV?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Know you not. We're not doing this for him. We're
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: not listen and make it work. Regular forget that regular
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: folk got thirty dollars hour that Reglar folk. All right, okay,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: y'all quit this regular folk, sevent regular people, I may
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I take your are that people. Okay, two hundred million, Yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: it is a look different. But let me tell you something.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: People with two hundred men, you still have to tell
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you tell to ste yourself that sitting you do that
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: regular time? He don't do nothing you do? No, he don't. Okay,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: So how you need regular You have to sit in
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a regular chair. He don't. Man, that's why it stop.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: That's it you. He gonna try to call you dry
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Timmy dry. God said you can say it stop. Just
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: what how did I get called up in this? Juli?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. We'll be back. You're listening.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: So I want to know what you'll be putting on
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: the grilled Steve and Tommy and Junior. I don't. I
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: don't know if you cook, but I know you'll be eating. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: it's in case. You know, I need to stop buy
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: and get a plate. I don't do that. I don't
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: even have fall I don't have fall on wax paper.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You have the take out containers. We don't have none
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: of that. So what are you going to be too much?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: We don't have people that do that. We don't know
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: people that come over big. I mean, if n't do that,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: what you're cooking ribs, burgers, meat, meat, anything that is meat.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I don't do fish on the grill. Don't ask me
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: fun no fish. You wouldn't grill a nice salmon steak.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Put it on a little plank. What I do that?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: All meats? Baby baby backs? Take me now, Tommy, that's
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: what Junior's asking the phone that I can't do it
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: because Junior's not has not convinced me that he is
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: a true barbecueologist. And I'm scared that he gonna be
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: sprinkling my rub on ham sandwiches and putting it on
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: top of potato salad like pip or something. I'm not
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: gonna do this with Junior, you know, like it's something
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: sprinkle or something like that. You got it, Like he's laris,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Like you're just putting it on everything, all on your
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: French fries. We're not fitting to do that. And putting
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: a little bit on the baked beans. You're not going
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: to do that to my damn rub. Open it off
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: with everything. Yeah, sprinkling on stop of stuff. They ain't
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: gonna I put a little bit on my slaw. What
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: take my rib and put it on nothing? So it's
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: all meat of fare. Now that will be side. Talk
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: about the sides. Besides will be baked beans, cold slaw,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: corn on the cob. The corn goes on the grill,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: but it goes on the grill in the husk. Well,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: why can't you do the fish on a plank if
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you could do the corn. I just told you I
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: don't do fish. Now. I have two sons. That's uh
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: pasketeria that only eat fish. Steve, my girlfriend take a
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: day off from it. Try this chicken. My girlfriend says
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: she no longer eat land animals will not be invited.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Oh she can come, but I don't know what she's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: gonna do. She gonna eat called sport. What is you
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: gonna eat animals? It's some meat in them beans. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know what she gonna do.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I don't eat land animals. What what you gonna eat
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: a animals? You know, I ain't got no fight. You
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: didn't say potato salad. You cooking potato salad? Uh No.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I kind of gave up both potatoes salad years ago
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: because only a lot of people don't know how to
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: make potato salad. I don't really know how to make it. Marjorie,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: make a good potato salad. But yeah, and Marjorie, Mama, Lord,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Marjorie really is outstanding cook. Margie's outstanding. She thinks she
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: had better g real person to me. But I don't
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: want to hurt it. But she's gonna get cussed out
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: if she say that in front of somebody else. Again,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: that's what If she told me she could bobe que
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: jes as good at me, she's gonna mess around and
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: get a little self stop. Yeah, I'm trying not to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: because I know that's what that's gonna cost me. But
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: she borderline getting cussed out if she tell one more
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: person she can griel as good as me, because that's
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: a damn laugh in here, a little us Scott shrimp
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: on skew us? Who do that? I hear? I hear
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: barbecue battle coming on a vegetable. That's it. You're listening.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter, let's subject to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: my husband is such a dummy. But right now the
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What you
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: got for us? Now, it's time to hit the pool.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Summer time it's coming. It's here. Basically, the title is
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: naked lifeguard? Naked what lifeguard? Don't don't, don't, don't let
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: this bother you. Okay, I know I ain't the only
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: one on this shoulder swam naked. I know I ain't
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  Speaker 1: the old Let's go catch make a lifeguard. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a carry. Yes, this is carried,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Hi Carrie. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You uh put
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: in an application with the employment agency about looking fortunate
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: work as far as being a lifeguard. Oh, yeah, I did. Okay.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Have you had much experience being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: been doing this for a while out back, since I
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: was like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: as many as like two hundred people at one time
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at what I do.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I love it, very good, very good. Well, i'll tell
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: you what. I've looked over your application and I've checked
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: everything out thoroughly, and I'm very very excited about maybe
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: getting you too. I don't know if you're familiar with it,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: but public Pool it's actually in a subdivision. There's two
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: pools there. Are you familiar with? Yeah, I'm familiar with there.
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  Speaker 1: They're near where I live. Yeah, okay, well there's actually
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: in the back of there's a gated community and that
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: is actually the particular property that I'm talking about. You
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: coming out and working for us there at the pool site.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: If we can get you on Monday to Friday, we're
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: gonna actually hire some some more college students for for
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday. What do you say? Oh, I say, okay,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that sounds great. Money to Friday weekends off. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Now we start off. Job actually pays twenty five dollars
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: an hour. Wow. You would be our head lifeguard, and um,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: we would. We would want you to be there from
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: you know. I mean if you start at twelve, we'd
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: actually like you to get there around eleven thirty, you know,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: just just to be prepared and be the overseer and
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: make sure the other lifeguards get there on time, and
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you know, we'll go from there. I carry there's only
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: one catch that actually comes along with this job. We
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: want you to work an additional four hours from six
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: to ten at night. But it's gonna pay you fifty
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: dollars per hour, so you'll make an extra two hundred dollars.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that. Man, I feel good.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, with the recession and everything, I can use
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that money right now, especially during the summertime. Okay, now
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is in a gated community, like
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I told you before. But also it's gonna be adults
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: at night, and they are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they ask is,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: if they're gonna be swimming nude, they want to make
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: nude as well. Okay, I'm a certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a student. I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: on my resume, and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: we're talking about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: dollars a week. How do you feel about seventeen hundred
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and fifty a week for your nursing school. I'm sure
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: that'll that'll definitely pay for it throughout the entire summer.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: That should be a big help, shouldn't it. Yeah? It would,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean, are are you how do
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you feel about trying it for a few weeks and then,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you know, how do you feel about that? I don't know,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: But I mean, you're gonna watch over some adults who
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: are actually just gonna be nude in the pool, and
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you're nude as well, up on the big chair that
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't seventeen fifty carry, you know,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: seventeen fifty carry. We're talking about four hours of you
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: being nude along with some other people that are already new. So,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the big deal. You know? What we
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: need you to do is come down. We're gonna do
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: some drills, some lifeguard drills to make sure that you're
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: definitely qualified. But we're gonna make sure that when you
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: do those, you gotta be naked as well. Okay, what what?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Why would I have to do some drills naked? I'm
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: on already a lifeguard? What do I need to drill?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: And I understand that, But in order we for our
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: particular property, we gotta make sure that you're actually prepared
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and ready. You know, I understand. Well, that's the way
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: it is. Carry We need you to come down and
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: do some drills it's not gonna take a long probably
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: about a half hour. You come down, you get undrafted,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you get in the pool, and we make sure that
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: you're qualified, um to swim, nude, to handle to saving
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: somebody's life, nude, the whole nine yards. But I mean,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: what if my family come to that? You know, Carrie,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you know I can't go back and forth with you.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I can't now. I know you. You you know. I
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: looked at your resume. I looked at what you were
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: doing and what you're pursuing in life, and I thought
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: this would be a great opportunity for you. But I
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: can't be I mean, I can't do that to my family.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: You can know. No, wait a minute, hang on a second. Now,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you can't tell me you can't do it now? Oh yes,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: yes I can't. So you get your down here in
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the morning so I can get these drills done. And
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I want you naked when you get here and getting
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: this pool. You understand me, Who the hell do you
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to? Are you some kind of Paul pimp?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Life guard? Human Resources? Hurry, pimp? You're new pimping me.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I don't have to come down there. If I want
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to come down there, you gotta bring you think it
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: down here tomorrow and get in this pool and do it. Thrill.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Do you think you're talking too I'm talking to you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: You get your tomorrow and you do the drill. Need
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to do it. Go get you a pill and sing
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: babywach because I ain't tread you doing the new breast
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: for you all freaking I don't know them. I don't
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: know them people. I don't give it. Who you know? Now?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: You get your down here and you take the job.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming down that to your fun told tomorrow
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: and I swim new and life. Go ahead now for
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: a run. I don't know you take your time to
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you when you come
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: around with that. She never stood. But because I'm not
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: thinking of the girl, you got me. Okay, you need
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: to gonna get you a Pamela and baywatch you know,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: deep sea diving. I don't know what you need, but
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not what you need. You get your black down
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: here tomorrow. What I'm talking to you? Who you think
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you're talking to? Who I'm talking to you? Do you
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to I got something I want to
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: say to you. You're listening, you know where you've been
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: a grahad and stay because I'm bout hang up this
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: pone in your face right now. This is nephew Tommy
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: by your girlfriend. I just see this. Franks you, baby,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend, Franks you? When I see that, she's gonna
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: have one little float? All right, I gotta ask you something, baby,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Distress in her voice. I thought about it that I
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: can't do that. I just can't do that to my family, right,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: she really was keep your black ass down? Did you
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: talk to her like that? Tommy? I would have been
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: down there for show. I got my daddy. But Tommy,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you kind of blew it in the beginning. You know
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be at the pool. You're gonna be like
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: the head. Uh, you gotta be the overseer. I said,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: what kind of slave ass? Gold can't be the overseers?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: What did his old ass say to this younger, y'all overseer?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: At what point shall I bring out my band and
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: pick a bail? You're listening to string show. All right,
• 51:20
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• 51:39
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• 51:41
  Speaker 1: it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter subject,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: My husband is such a dummy. Here's Stephen Shirley. I've
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: been married for twenty years and it's been the longest
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: twenty years ever. Neither of us has been perfect in
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: the marriage. But I got myself together and I was
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: hoping that my dumb as husband did too. But it
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: seems like there are far too many ways for him
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: to do his dirty deeds now. About three months ago,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: he sent me a text that was intended for someone
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: else he wanted to meet up after work. I busted him,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: and he lied and said that the text was for
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: me and he was trying something new to keep our
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: marriage interesting. I knew he was lying, so I started
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: paying close attention to his daily called logs on the
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: cell phone bill. He was dialing all kinds of numbers
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: that I had never seen before. I didn't ask him
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: about it because I needed more proof. Then, by looking
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: at his phone, I noticed that he downloaded a new
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: app that allows him to talk and video chat with
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: people without its showing up on the cell bill cell
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: phone bill. Then I realized he was on social media,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: liking pictures of half dressed women, commenting on how nice
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: and fine they are, and in sending these women direct messages,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: he was demming them. When I confronted him with everything,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: he swore that it's all innocent fun and he's not
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: trying to be sneaky. He said he never had planned
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to meet up with any of those women. I pay
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: the cell phone bills, So I told him that I'm
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: going to have his cell phone deactivated and he will
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: not have access to any apps or social media. He
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: almost lost it when I said that, which confirms my suspicions. Okay,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: she pays the cell phone bills. Okay, so she told
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: him that she's going to have his phone deactivated and
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: he will not have access to any apps or social media.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: He almost lost it when I said that, which confirms
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: my suspicions. If my gut feelings are right and he's
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: cheating again, I'm out of here. Do you think I'm
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: just tripping or blowing this out of proportion? Please help? Well,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: you definitely have a few things that are definitely caused
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: for a concern here, and really more than that. First,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: the text you mentioned in the letter that he sent
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: to you by mistake. You knew it was intended for
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: someone else. You knew he was lying. He tried to
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: cover it up saying that you know he wanted to
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: try something new in the marriage. You knew that was
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: a lie. Also, the new app he has where he
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: can video chat and like pictures and DM people, that's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: another clue. And of course your gut feeling. You know
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: what they say, always trust your gut. Right. Well, after
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: twenty years, you know your man, you know his habits,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you know how he moves, so you know when he's
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: telling the truth and you know when he's lying. All
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: through this letter he has done nothing but lie and
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: you've caught him. So you ask us, are you tripping?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: And are you blowing things out of proportion? You know,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I say, trust yourself, trust your instincts. No I don't
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: think you're blowing things out of proportion. I don't think
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: you're tripping at all. I think your husband is tripping.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I think he's tripping. He's the one that's out of
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: control here with all of this. You say, if you
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: if your gut feelings are right, and you find out
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: he's cheating again, you're out of there. So it looks
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: like you know you better start packing your bags. You
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: don't have any concrete proof now, but it looks like
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: it might be coming, so get ready. Steve, Wow, I
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. You've been married for
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: twenty years. You said it has been the longest twenty yes, ever,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, damn, neither one of y'all been perfect in
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: the marriage. I mean, you didn't tripped and needing trip.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: But then you say you got yours together, and then
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you was hoping he did. But now it's tech causing
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: technologists just too many ways for him to be out
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: there tripping. So he sent this text about three months
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: ago that was intended for somebody else, said, you know,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: to meet up for after work. Well, then you busted him.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Here's what he did. Though. After you busted him, you
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: said that he said that was for you. He was
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: trying to keep new things in that man. I said
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: that that you. I just told you that. I just
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: act like I ain't knew you. I knew he was lying.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: So then you started watching the call log on the
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: cell phone, did all kinds of numbers on that, you know,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: But now you're snooping. So you didn't want to bust
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: him right away, but you started looking at his phone
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: that he had downloaded a new app that allows him
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to talk and video chat with people without his showing
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: up on the cell phone bill. Now that's curious to me.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: A video phone call is different on your cell phone bill?
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Is it the WhatsApp? I don't know WhatsApp. I think
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: it's WhatsApp Steve. She didn't say that, but it's probably
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: what you mean. No, nephew, seems like he has some
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: sight on this. What was that married man? Okay? Then okay,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: let me inside boys outside boys. That's crazy. This boy
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: did give it some year, definitely years like the last
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah said to be the longest. She said. That allows
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: him to talk and video chat with people without his
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: showing up on the cell phone bill. Oh, I see
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. That must be horse. Then I
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: realized he was on social media liking pictures of half
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: dressed women. Come in on house and find the sending
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: these women dms. Then when you confronted and he swore
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: he was innocent, he ain't sneaking, he ain't playing on
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: me with no new women. I just said I wanted
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: how did he say it? I just said I ain't
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: gonna beat up with nobody. I just said I have
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: wounded too. Girl. You tripping? Yeah? Right? You don't see
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: me over there, now, do you? All right? Hold on,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. Subjects up today's strawberry letter,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: my husband is such a dummy. We'll get back into
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: it right after this you're listening to all right, let's
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter and uh, come on, Steve with
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: your response. The subject is my husband is such a dummy. Man,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: y'all been together twenty years, according to you, has been
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: the long as twenty available. Technology then took over head
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: and found a lot of ways to cheat. Now, three
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: months ago he sent a text to you that was
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: intended for somebody else. He wanted to meet up after
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: the work. I busted him. He lied and said that
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: the text was for me, and he was trying to gil. Girl.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Let's tell for you. What's his name? Girl? Oh tell
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: me the dude's name in the letter to really to Realist,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: because he tells the women I'm to really still really
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: so to Realist's dead serious. And uh, Lee led and
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: said the text was for you, and you knew he
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: was lying, So you started watching the call logs. He
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: downed all kind of numbers you've never seen before. I
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: didn't ask him about it because I needed some more proof.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Then you're looking at the phone. Notice heating the downloaded
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: a new app that allows him to talk in video
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: chat with people without his showing up on the cell
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: phone bill that horse Altum, cording to Sherley. Then I
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: realized he was on social media, liking pictures I have
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: dressed women, comment on how nice and fine they are,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: sending these women direct messaging. Then when I confronted what
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: he swore to it was all innocent. He just not
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: trying to be sneaky. Girl. I ain't had no plan
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: on going out with none of these here women, because listen,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: we was just talking. We was just talking, and that's
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: all it wools from New York. And then when you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: come talking about that I was going to meet up
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: with these women's and I wasn't and I wasn't you know,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: so then you know, then you come talking about because
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you paid the cell phone the bills that you was
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: gonna have my phone just deactivated? Now why are you
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: tripping like that? Wow? And then you ain't got no,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have no access to any of these apps.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: I need these apps for my job. Well, if he
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: got a job, he should pay his own cell phone.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Then if my gut feelings are right and he's cheating again,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: I am out of here. Do you think I'm just
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: tripping and blowing this out of proportion? Okay, let me
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: ask you something. What's her name? This is to really
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: us and just Shamika? Okay, yeah, okay, yeah they call
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: him STD. What they call him STD? Shimika into really
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: doing the damn thing. If my good feelings are right
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: and he's cheating again, well, if your good, if your
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: good feelings is right, your good telling you he's cheating again,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I'm out of him. Do you think I'm just tripping
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  Speaker 1: and blowing this side of proportion? Look if you're looking
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  Speaker 1: for a reason to stay with him. Man, they're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay with him. You got twenty years in. You
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  Speaker 1: could use that one people like to use I got
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  Speaker 1: twenty years in, like that's supposed to have value to
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  Speaker 1: it when they after that, if something had gone bad,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: then it was a season for it. You know, some
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: racing relationships are just for seasons. It's just you didn't
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  Speaker 1: blow that part in of your life. You look back
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: on it. You got some good times out of him
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  Speaker 1: twenty even though it was the longest you ever had.
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  Speaker 1: You know, your husband had dummy. But if he done
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: what they make you though, because you staying with it
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: and you're good telling you what he's doing. Man to Really,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: it's just that any question about this letter because I'm
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: technically don't tell him to get her own damn phone
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: in his own name? Why good? Don't no? Because you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: know telling me when you're stupid? Now you're noticed? What notice? Now?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Some of this stuff I don't see what the questions
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: from where? You know? You know, when a man is
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: at this level of ignorance, it compounds and manifests itself
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. You know, you know, when
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: you're stupid you ain't just stupid at that that stupidity
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: shows up in multiple areas of your life on him
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: of Steve. Now, Tommy, is this true? What's Steve saying? Come?
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy? I love you, love you? Answer the question
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: now to see the thing about Tommy. Now, let me
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Tommy's ignorance is reserved for prank phone call.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Now his anger management problem that carries over, but he
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: don't have to deal with his anger management in pranks.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: His stupidity is for pranks now, his anger management that's
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: other areas of life. And that's not really stupidity, that's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: angle managed. Okay, aren't we getting off subject though? We're
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: talking about stupidity. Well, I don't know how we could be,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: didn't I say Tommy twice? Okay? Yeah, I may I
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  Speaker 1: am as ignorant, but I'll be damning from stupidity whatever
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you say. All right, listen, we gotta get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette Guys Jayson Yea. Each week we get tested
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  Speaker 1: with our comedy ability. Give us five subjects. Put them
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  Speaker 1: on a wheel. Spin the wheel, wed stop what you got?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Here we go? All right. Number one, every
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  Speaker 1: time you say something, they try to top. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good subject. That's here's what you say. Number two, Why
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  Speaker 1: is your kids so fat? We can do that. We
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  Speaker 1: can do that. Number three people who go from zero
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  Speaker 1: to sixty Tommy? Four? Big girls with little men? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Number five broke people who you don't know are broke
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  Speaker 1: until the check comes. Who's that spend the whale? Cats
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  Speaker 1: in the whale? Oh here it is, looking guy. People
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  Speaker 1: who go from zero to sixty? Day, my god. Working
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  Speaker 1: with somebody like this, let me tell you it is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: a nightmare. And then then from Houston. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't talking about the name. They're from Houston. Everythang
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: is a damn an argument. Now that your voice with
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: a high voice, you know what high voice argument about? Nothing? Zero?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: They were talking thing? You know, any full blown out
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  Speaker 1: manet dare get dang good about Wow? Do you have one? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: A person doesn't have to be somebody you work with,
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  Speaker 1: people up from over sixty. Okay, Well, since we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about people we work with. I think Sherley, I think
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  Speaker 1: for zero sixty. Every time I turn around, she man
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  Speaker 1: a boy, someone a bullshit, always correcting you. You can't
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: say nothing wrong, isn't this isn't. I mean as soon
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: as you say something like she right there, like we
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: got to deal with that, do you say something to it?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: And she just started drawing. She started drawing right now.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, we're making a flower. It don't
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: really look like a flowers that look like you're on
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  Speaker 1: the sixty. Not only not only zero to sixty one,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: they reached sixty. They shut down. They got nothing down.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Now let's say they quiet shut it down. Then after that,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: so you're okay with cool? No we cool? No no,
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  Speaker 1: well no, hell no, let's just move on. No no,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: let's move no no, no no no, let's just going
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  Speaker 1: to do the show because listen comment right there, No
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  Speaker 1: no hell no, get the attitude now, no no, no, no, no,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: no man, no, here here go his favorite it's always me. Yes,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. This is when you realize you're
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: not good at sheating. It's when you get caught. As
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: soon as you get caught. Always well, I wasn't good
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: at it this time. I've never been good at it,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: but duke duke one time. Yeah, I'm at my place.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: You know, got my little place is all, you know,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: got faked for all on the couch and everything, got
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: my little got my little pictures on the wall, my seat,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: my album, you know the album, got the albums on
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: the wall. Man, I'm sitting at chit chatting. You know.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: We listened to some loofah loofah, some loop. All of
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: a sudden, a brick comes through the window, right, what right?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Like this is normal with with his It didn't have
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: a note on it, so I had no wood, It
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: didn't have a normal And I threw a brick through
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: your window. And it was a nice side of brick, right,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: not a rock. I didn't say it rock. This was
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: a brick. Well, I'm here to jail. Nothing changes the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: mood in the room like a brick coming through your window.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: In your albums and all that, forget all that, right,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: I can. I can't hear outside. I still didn't know
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: who was bring your own lass out in. You ain't
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: gonna out that though. You still hear the rude number one,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Never go outside, You never go outside? And then hell no,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: you don't go outside. But it changed the mood of
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: the inside. So I couldn't go outside, and I had
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: nothing inside because what was inside Now I wasn't naked,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: I wasn't naked, but what was inside left, So she
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: left because that changed the mood right there. When you hit,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: when you hit, when you see a brick and then
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: bring your lass outside. But when you saw the brick,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: you had no idea. I kind of had an idea,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: threw the brick, but the mood was changed. So that
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: was that's my convention. Wow, mine ain't that. I was
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: young man about twenty two, So I started dating this
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: girl that worked at four. So I finally took a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: long time, got to go out to dinner with me.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I went to this restaurant up on Northfield called brown Derby.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: We walked into brown Derby. I got a little pr
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Carden suit on everything. We sit down at the table.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting there, man, big thick knock, gotm a little
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: frow and everything. You know how you feel somebody standing, Yeah,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: you just kind of dimly lit in there. So when
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: my eyes adjusted, I look and the other girl I'm dating,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: it's in now with her mama dinner, and she just
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: standing at me, looking at you. I'm talking about man,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: upside my head her mama back to me. Now, i'd
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: have been over that house, man there any time that
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: your girl. She stared at me. So I looked cross
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: through the little vase with the flowers at it. You
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: just thought I was in the jungle. So I looked
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: around it and made our contact. I jerked my head
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: so I would look out of no more. I said that. Man,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. Man, I'm young. I'm
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: trying to work this out. So I said, man, I
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: gotta do something, So I got up. She looked dead
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: at me. As soon as I got up and walked
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: towards the bathroom, here she comes. So when I got
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: ready to make the left to turn into the bathroom,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I just kind of peeked back to see if she
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: was at with her mama. She was halfway across the restaurant,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: so I ain't making left straight on out. Then my car,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I parked a long way from the restaurant, was crowded,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: so I'm on the other end. I walked out the
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: restaurant and just walked to the corner and crossed the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: street all out here, stave, stave, I got here to
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: get here. Now, guess what I did? Okay, what did
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: you think? I went back to get the car home.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. What if y'all this
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: gen Brown trying to get his horn and done? This
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: is still forth of July. Weekeinning with spence fires, which
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: me somebody will sit on fire, somebody will lose a come,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: somebody will lose an somebody was setting on fighting and
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: somebody was sticking a fire pack up there. I'm not letting,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not making somebody will stick the fire pack up
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: there and blow that up. To the song is don
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: into those foes who can do that with firecrafts? Who
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: they they do what they're doing, but they don't shot
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: coming a racket, racket, cracket. Another dumby sitting in the
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: hospital go holding ice to porths fingers and times on
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: the side of town house on fight Bioch inside and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: says say, while smoke came up and each head happens,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: that don't stop in man all for my shooting. I say.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: The car reached up the thing that it's true to
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: hold in adds in their band. It goos some now
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: his as is seen down. Listen to me, up, Jesus
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: file Okay, Firecracker, Okay, I kind of like it though,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: even though you're kind of my dog. You're listening Morning
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Show Junior year Up, Hey, morning everybody. Man. Let me
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: just tell the truth right now. And I'm just meaning,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I don't mean this dispecting nobody in there. I love
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: all y'all, now, I really do, but I want just
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: want to let y'all know something, man, truth be told.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I won't be related to Steve for real from no,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: because I ain't got no money in my family. You don't.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I need somebody else beside me that's got money. And
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I just found an over vacation uncle, Steve. Boy, do
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: you be looking to me? Do you know how much
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: your uncle worthy already? How much? I'm not gonna throw
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the number that But I actually no, no, I don't
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: know this. Yeah, but we've been working with him every day,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: y'all so disrespectful. Man. Did I go with him what
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: that man? Were supposed to treat him different? Yes? No,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: because hell, we ain't broke people you treat better than him?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Oh No, I gotta ain't it. I sweat. I never
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: talked to the same. No, not long as I know.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: I'm Steve ain't hill if you don't get your broke
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: ass away from me. No, No, I'm tired. I'm tying
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: all the broke people. I got to be nice to
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: a hit on Steve, and we treat him like he
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: ain't worth nothing. This man, he could change our generation.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: We treat him regularly, treat him like I don't want
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: to treat him. Record, I love you now. If you
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: need me him problem, I'll tell you what he's worth
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: more than a hunted me. Did you know that? You
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: know that? Did you know he was the highest pain?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: I wasn't saying that, dude, I was winning when he
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: was worth one hundred dollars, for get that. On the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: n through it. I knew it when he wasn't worth nothing.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: But but but now he didn't pass everybody. You're not
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: tripping on you. You don't want to sound like I
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: didn't know he was just rich? Ye oh my god,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: do you need your shoes because you know you're gonna
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: be on TV. We know you're not. We're not doing
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: this for him. We're not doing to listen and make
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: it work. Forget that. Regular folks got thirty dollars hour
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: that regular folk? All right? That okay, y'all quit it.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Regular folk, seventeen regular people. It may I take your
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: reg people. Okay, two hundred million, Yeah, it isn't look different.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something. People with two hundred men,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you still have to tell you go tell to you
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: that sitting that you do this regular time. He don't
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: do and you do? No, he don't. Okay, So here
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: how you you have to sit in a regular chair?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: You don't? Man, that's you. He gonna try to call
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: you dry, No, Tommy, dry God say it. You can
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: say it. Just how did I get called up? All right,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. We'll be back. You're listening, show bright Steve.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Here we are. It's good. It's been a good day.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: It's been a real good day. It's been a good day, Steve.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I know you have some inspiring words to leave us
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: with today. You know. I got up yesterday and um,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: I was about to do my morning meditation, and something
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: told me to just turn the TV on and look
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: for Joel Oldstein. I mean, I didn't turn the TV
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: on because that's my meditational time. So I turned it
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: on and I thumbed through and I found Joe those
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: team right at eight o'clock out in La It was
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: right at the exact moment, and I was there in
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: time for the joke that he does and a little
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: funny thing he starts off his sermons, and I was listening.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: He was talking about something, man, that really struck a
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: chord with me, and I think has affected all of
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: us at one point in time in our life. And
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: I wanted to share it with you, man, because it
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: was so helpful to me. He was talking about bitterness.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: He was talking about not allowing bitterness to take hold
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: in your life. He said, the problem with bitterness is
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: that the longer you hold on to it, the harder
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: it is to get rid of. And what the basic
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: thing in his sermon was, and I'm just paraphrasing every
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: thing he was asking everybody, instead of holding on to bitterness,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: you've got to learn to ask God to help you
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: forgive more quickly. You've got to start asking God to
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: help you let it go, because if you don't, it
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: just attaches itself to you and bitterness shows up everywhere.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: It's a funny thing, man, because I was thinking, I said, Man,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not really a bitter person. This ain't for me,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: but oh man, as I listened, he was talking about
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: because bitterness shows up everywhere. You Ever been angry because
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: a deal didn't go down. You ever been angry or
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: got upset about a contract and it kind of bugged
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: you for a while. You ever been you ever see
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: a coworker and they just kind of rubbed you the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: wrong way? You know, maybe they fronted you in front
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: of others. You got to remember something about a bitterness, man, Bitterness,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: it's a roo r oot. Bitterness is a root. You
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: can't see roots because roots are underground. But roots anchor
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: the tree and the bush, and and and and and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: and the roots are under the ground. And bitter roots
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: make bitter fruit. If a if a tree has bitter roots,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: it's gonna produce bitter fruit. So what he was saying
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: the whole time yesterday was don't let mishaps and grudges
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: take root. Don't allow these stuffs to take root, because
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: you won't You won't even be able to see it,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: and just be underground gathering strength and holding you down.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: And and and the roots. The root feeds a tree,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: the root feeds the bush. And if you got bad
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: roots down there, Bitter roots don't free, don't feed to
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: treat good nutrients. Bitter roots destroy. So when you're starting
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: to feel some type of resentment, you're holding a grudge.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe he left you, Maybe you got they told you
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: they loved you and it turned out they didn't. Maybe
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: you got stuck with the baby. Maybe your kids just
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: weren't act right. Maybe you just can't get past what
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: your sibling did to you a long time ago. Maybe
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: your mama ain't been a good mother to you. Maybe
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: your father walked out. Maybe you just can't seem to
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: get a break, so you become bitter. You gotta ask
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: God to help you let that go. Man, You gotta
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: ask God for some help. Man. You got to ask
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: God to help remove the resentment, Help remove the hatred,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Help get rid of the jealousy. Help you start feeling like, oh,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: so what they treated you unfair. You gotta get rid
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: of that. Man. You can't keep holding on to the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: wrong things. You're contaminating your roots, and your roots is
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: contaminating your tree. When you hang on to that jealousy
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: of resentment to another person, you're not hurting that other person.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: You're hurting your tree. Your roots is feeding you the
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: wrong types of nutrients. See the problem with bitterness, It
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: takes you away from God, who who God created you
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: to be. God created all of us in his image,
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  Speaker 1: all of us. He created us for greatness. He created
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  Speaker 1: us to be dreamers. He created us to be social
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  Speaker 1: people who help others, who help them less fortunate. Created
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  Speaker 1: us to be powerful. God made us to be joyous,
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  Speaker 1: to be creative, to be strong. That's who you were
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  Speaker 1: born to be. But when you get become bitter, you
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  Speaker 1: start renaming yourself. So now you're not this strong, courageous, powerful, joyous,
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  Speaker 1: creative person anymore now because you this. I'm broken. They
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  Speaker 1: broke my heart. I can't get over it. I lost
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  Speaker 1: my mama. I'll never be the same. This man left me,
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  Speaker 1: all me and the dogs. I'm bitter. I'm lost. Nah, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's not your name. You got to reclaim the name.
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  Speaker 1: You were created in God's image. Don't let bitterness. Don't
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  Speaker 1: let your break up, your divorce, your bad childhood, your
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  Speaker 1: lost business, your bad parents. Don't let none of them
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  Speaker 1: rob you of your destiny. Get rid of the Bitterness
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  Speaker 1: is spoiling your roots, and it's spoiling the fruit from
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  Speaker 1: the tree. Those are my closing remarks. That's what I learned.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to share. Y'all. Have a great weekend.
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