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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
- 0:15Speaker 1: million buck things in the stubbings and good Steve listening
- 0:24Speaker 1: to the other for st Please I don't join joining me.
- 0:58Speaker 1: You turning, you're going. You gotta turn to turn them out.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Turn you got to turn them out. Then turn the
- 1:46Speaker 1: water the water go. Come, come on your tha uh huh,
- 2:02Speaker 1: I sure well, a good morning everybody. You are listening
- 2:06Speaker 1: to the voice, come on dig me now want and
- 2:09Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show, man on man
- 2:14Speaker 1: on man. I thank God for it. I thank God
- 2:18Speaker 1: for all he's done for me, for all the little
- 2:22Speaker 1: things that are oftentimes failed to thank him for that
- 2:26Speaker 1: I take for granted for you know, I was. I
- 2:31Speaker 1: was talking the other day to a buddy of mine.
- 2:35Speaker 1: We had gotten to this conversation about God and and
- 2:40Speaker 1: and in the conversation we had narrowed it down and
- 2:43Speaker 1: we were talking about changing the way we are as people.
- 2:47Speaker 1: You know that everybody has to change. You know, nothing
- 2:51Speaker 1: stays the same. Everybody changes, and a lot of these
- 2:56Speaker 1: changes can be for the good, and a lot of
- 2:59Speaker 1: them are just they just come with time. You know,
- 3:01Speaker 1: sometimes it's aging that changes us. But no matter how
- 3:05Speaker 1: old you get, you still have the ability to improve
- 3:11Speaker 1: as a person. You may not have the foot speed
- 3:15Speaker 1: you used to have. You may not be as agile
- 3:19Speaker 1: as you used to be. Your energy level may not
- 3:24Speaker 1: be what it used to be. Your desire to do
- 3:28Speaker 1: some of the things that you used to do may
- 3:30Speaker 1: be gone. The thing that doesn't have to change and
- 3:38Speaker 1: will not change, is you. You have the ability to
- 3:44Speaker 1: continue to grow as a person even when far the
- 3:50Speaker 1: time and nature has taken its course. We were talking
- 3:56Speaker 1: about everybody can change, and everybody has the right to
- 4:06Speaker 1: reinvent themselves as they get older, and I equated it
- 4:12Speaker 1: to jumping out of an airplane. You know, there are
- 4:16Speaker 1: some people man who get to a certain point in
- 4:19Speaker 1: their life and they and they jump from the airplane.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Is now almost a stunt of some kind. It's almost
- 4:28Speaker 1: like they life and got out of control. You ever
- 4:31Speaker 1: seen somebody jump out of airplane and the parachute don't open,
- 4:35Speaker 1: and they lifestart and it seems like they start spinning
- 4:38Speaker 1: and tumbling and they can't get it together. And I've
- 4:40Speaker 1: seen some mid air rescues before. But then there are
- 4:43Speaker 1: times when you know when it hasn't worked. You know,
- 4:47Speaker 1: you jump out that airplane and and and at first
- 4:50Speaker 1: it's fun. I've never skydived before, but I would imagine
- 4:55Speaker 1: when you first jump out of an airplane that they
- 4:58Speaker 1: people describe it as a a sense of being free.
- 5:02Speaker 1: And it's exhilarating when you first jump out the plane.
- 5:06Speaker 1: But if you pull that cord and nothing happens. I
- 5:10Speaker 1: never happened to me, but I can only imagine the
- 5:14Speaker 1: panic that's got to set in, because no matter how
- 5:19Speaker 1: fun it was a moment ago, the flying over to
- 5:22Speaker 1: one another, holding hands in the air, the breeze, the
- 5:28Speaker 1: descent of the feeling of all of a sudden, if
- 5:32Speaker 1: you reach for that cord and that's not there, you're
- 5:35Speaker 1: suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens in
- 5:39Speaker 1: a lot of people's lives. When you first start your life,
- 5:43Speaker 1: you jump out the plane. You're free, you're young, you
- 5:45Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to where about. But then you get
- 5:47Speaker 1: to a certain point in your life when you go, okay,
- 5:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull the cord now. And pulling the cord
- 5:54Speaker 1: is an important thing, because here's the analogy my friend
- 5:59Speaker 1: gave me he said, Man, use your mind like a parachute.
- 6:06Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Well, see what happens
- 6:11Speaker 1: with a lot of people, is they in life. They
- 6:14Speaker 1: jump out the plane and and and they and they
- 6:18Speaker 1: having this free fall and it's fun for now. But
- 6:22Speaker 1: they get to a certain point in their life where
- 6:24Speaker 1: they got themselves in a situation, or they've had a
- 6:27Speaker 1: little bit too much fun a little bit too long,
- 6:30Speaker 1: or you know, they wasn't open to nothing and they
- 6:33Speaker 1: just did what they wanted to do, or they started
- 6:35Speaker 1: getting involved with drugs or drinking or started running with
- 6:38Speaker 1: the wrong people. So you jump out the plane. The
- 6:41Speaker 1: first you're free falling, it's fun. But then after a minute, man,
- 6:44Speaker 1: something happens and they realize whoa and they reach for
- 6:47Speaker 1: the chord, and the chord don't work. Well, now you're
- 6:50Speaker 1: in the panic stricken situation. And my suggesting is what
- 6:53Speaker 1: I've learned from the analogy that my friends shared with me,
- 6:57Speaker 1: is that we all the sooner we can open our
- 7:00Speaker 1: to God, the sooner we could develop that relationship with him.
- 7:06Speaker 1: It's like pulling the cord and opening a parachute. If
- 7:10Speaker 1: you open up your mind to God, God is like
- 7:13Speaker 1: a parachute. You know, God can slow your descent. God
- 7:20Speaker 1: can turn this out of control free fall into a
- 7:24Speaker 1: nice ride for you. See, that's what happened to me.
- 7:30Speaker 1: I was spinning out of control. I had gotten myself
- 7:34Speaker 1: into a point man while I wasn't doing real good. Oh,
- 7:38Speaker 1: y'all would look at me and think, man Stevie man nam,
- 7:43Speaker 1: I wasn't doing real good. I had spun out of control.
- 7:48Speaker 1: I was. I was in a free fall and I
- 7:51Speaker 1: reached for the court, but I was so far away
- 7:54Speaker 1: the chord didn't open. Then I went to him and
- 7:57Speaker 1: I pulled the cord. When I went to God, I
- 8:01Speaker 1: pulled the cord and open, and he slowed my descent.
- 8:05Speaker 1: And this is what I just believe. I don't believe
- 8:07Speaker 1: now that I aged as fast as I was aging,
- 8:11Speaker 1: because I got that parachute open. Now, you know, I
- 8:14Speaker 1: take better care of myself, eating, I work out more.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Now you know, I'm not out of control. I have
- 8:20Speaker 1: a direction now that when then got up under that
- 8:24Speaker 1: parachute a little bit, you know, and now I'm I'm
- 8:27Speaker 1: I'm going you know, I'm still getting older, you know, so,
- 8:30Speaker 1: but the descent is so slow. Now I'm able to
- 8:34Speaker 1: enjoy the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we
- 8:38Speaker 1: go over to to a vacation spot over here, we
- 8:41Speaker 1: float back over to it. But you know, I'm still
- 8:44Speaker 1: getting old. I'm still going down. But the descent. Because
- 8:48Speaker 1: I've opened my mind to God, the parachute has slowed
- 8:53Speaker 1: my descent. And now I'm rocking back and forth. But
- 8:57Speaker 1: I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,
- 9:00Speaker 1: I'm able to enjoy the view now. You know, when
- 9:03Speaker 1: you jump out that plane and you and you pull
- 9:05Speaker 1: that cord and it don't work, you ain't looking at
- 9:08Speaker 1: the view no more. You're thinking of only one thing.
- 9:10Speaker 1: How can I slow this down? Well, now I'm able
- 9:12Speaker 1: to enjoy the view. I'm able to see all the
- 9:16Speaker 1: beautiful things on the horizon that God has for me.
- 9:19Speaker 1: I'm able to see all the beautiful things around me
- 9:22Speaker 1: that He's provided for me over these years. Because I've
- 9:26Speaker 1: slowed my descent. I used my mind like a parachute.
- 9:31Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Open your mind to God,
- 9:35Speaker 1: and so you can see the view, so you can
- 9:38Speaker 1: slow the descent, so you can stop the out of
- 9:41Speaker 1: control freefall that you've been on. That you can get
- 9:44Speaker 1: your life together and see everything out on the horizon
- 9:48Speaker 1: that God has for you. You know, it turned out
- 9:50Speaker 1: to be a very true statement your mind. If you
- 9:53Speaker 1: use it like a parachute, it works better when it's open. Y'all.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning Show. I get you say, what
- 10:12Speaker 1: can make me feel this way? Not my girl, but
- 10:20Speaker 1: my show, my show, Come walking about the Morning Show, moning,
- 10:33Speaker 1: Good morning, Shore the start Berry, Califrel, Mouth of the South,
- 10:37Speaker 1: Mississippi Monarch and yours sholy, Hey as how I wanted
- 10:40Speaker 1: to do it this morning? Who sings that hard so
- 10:44Speaker 1: early in the morning, girl, first day, first day at
- 10:47Speaker 1: the gate. You just don't even start at the beginning
- 10:50Speaker 1: to the show, get ye and beat meaning it too? Yeah,
- 11:00Speaker 1: strong vocals right there, strong vocals, but that I is
- 11:05Speaker 1: so yeah. And then he went into that guests, Yeah, yeah,
- 11:12Speaker 1: see what Roscoe, Roscoe, don't play round with it right?
- 11:16Speaker 1: It sang it be it? Uhh? No, Eddie Kendricks this morning,
- 11:22Speaker 1: Oh no, ed Noah's smooth tender. David Ruffin was a
- 11:30Speaker 1: bad boy man I was watching, Yeah, talented. It just
- 11:37Speaker 1: went to his head that time. Was David ruff my favorite? Yeah?
- 11:45Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was my favorite tiptaker. He replaced David
- 11:50Speaker 1: ruffin Wall. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing? That
- 11:57Speaker 1: I was Edwin stars, Steve, I like him to anybody hard,
- 12:03Speaker 1: anybody it's all hard sing had hurt him off, Eddie
- 12:10Speaker 1: LeVert drab drive board than my dudes nid. Yeah, he hard,
- 12:25Speaker 1: but he young but he could saying, oh yeah, yeah,
- 12:30Speaker 1: younger than he started, really young, and he was hard
- 12:33Speaker 1: then when he's starting. But he changed new edition because
- 12:37Speaker 1: new edition was just a little bit too popping. Candy
- 12:39Speaker 1: for candy girl, that's my cut. This phone man, that
- 12:45Speaker 1: was Bobby though, mister telephone man. I I ain't like
- 12:49Speaker 1: none of them. I ain't like I love you what
- 12:54Speaker 1: I ain't like none of them. I was too old,
- 12:56Speaker 1: mister telephone man. Kids what they were? Kids? Stay with singing.
- 13:01Speaker 1: She is saying. When Johnny Gill was little, he was
- 13:03Speaker 1: sounding like he was man that boy, hen you stand
- 13:19Speaker 1: all right? I said, boy, you better get in this
- 13:25Speaker 1: group and turn them into me. Better grow the ass something.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Stop all this bubble gum singing. Just some girls at
- 13:34Speaker 1: these loved it. Yeah, all right, here we go, coming up.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Thank you Steve for that coming up in thirty two
- 13:40Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. We'll run that prank back right
- 13:43Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, it
- 13:48Speaker 1: is time to start your morning off with run that
- 13:50Speaker 1: prank back with Steve Harvey. Just a prank awkward booking
- 13:55Speaker 1: running cat was this? Hey, um, how are you doing? Man?
- 14:02Speaker 1: My name is Glenn Man. I'm working. Uh I work
- 14:04Speaker 1: in building too. You work for media? Right? Yeah? What
- 14:09Speaker 1: what's fun? So we probably met a couple of times.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Uh do you have a girl? Do you have a girlfriend? Uh? Why?
- 14:16Speaker 1: What's up? Did you guys you guys live together or
- 14:20Speaker 1: or what? What is this your business? Like? What? What?
- 14:24Speaker 1: What's what's what's the deal? What? What's why are you
- 14:25Speaker 1: asking about my girl? Well, let me ask you this here.
- 14:28Speaker 1: What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?
- 14:33Speaker 1: What what do you? What do you mean? What's like? Like?
- 14:37Speaker 1: I mean you you know you know right, I mean
- 14:40Speaker 1: so what like? What? What's what's the deal? What? What?
- 14:42Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who the who? The are you like? What? What?
- 14:45Speaker 1: What the what what is this for? Like? Why are you? Like?
- 14:49Speaker 1: I don't even know you? Right? I just calmed down,
- 14:53Speaker 1: bron just climed down, Like I say, my name is
- 14:55Speaker 1: Ben I work at Guilder too, you know, and I
- 14:58Speaker 1: know I just tell you now, I know you. I
- 15:00Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Okay, I know what y'are doing
- 15:04Speaker 1: at the job. I already know, and a couple other
- 15:06Speaker 1: people know what's going on. And I know you got
- 15:08Speaker 1: a girl. I know you got a girl at home.
- 15:11Speaker 1: I know that. What So what? What? What? What the what?
- 15:15Speaker 1: What is this about? Like? Why why do you call
- 15:17Speaker 1: my pholt trying to harass me about the book? Like
- 15:20Speaker 1: who are you? Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like?
- 15:24Speaker 1: Hey man, hey, hey, come now, I ain't finished. I
- 15:27Speaker 1: ain't trying to tell you a little secret or nothing
- 15:29Speaker 1: like that. I ain't trying to do that, all right,
- 15:31Speaker 1: But but but I'm gonna be real with you, okay,
- 15:34Speaker 1: all right, Like I said, you know, I got one
- 15:35Speaker 1: of your names. I got your number from one of
- 15:37Speaker 1: the co workers. Okay, I got your number. I said,
- 15:39Speaker 1: I want to I want to give the car and
- 15:41Speaker 1: you talk to him about something. That's how I got
- 15:43Speaker 1: your number. So yeah, who gave you ten? We'll get
- 15:47Speaker 1: to that later. Okay, we'll get to that later. But
- 15:49Speaker 1: let me but let me say this though, I know
- 15:51Speaker 1: what's going on with you and the job, all right,
- 15:54Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna say nothing about it, you know,
- 15:56Speaker 1: that's just our little secret or whatever. But I do
- 15:58Speaker 1: have something I want you to do. You though, what
- 16:01Speaker 1: do you want? Dude? Like, but what what do you want?
- 16:03Speaker 1: You call me bugging me about and all this book,
- 16:06Speaker 1: like what do you want? What do you want? Well?
- 16:08Speaker 1: Here it is, man. Listen, I ain't gonna say nothing
- 16:10Speaker 1: about what you got going on, all right, that ain't
- 16:12Speaker 1: that ain't even I don't even care about that. But
- 16:15Speaker 1: here here's what I do want you to do. I
- 16:17Speaker 1: do need some help from you, all right. Listen. My
- 16:19Speaker 1: little girl is selling girl Scout cookies and I want
- 16:23Speaker 1: you to buy fifty boxes of them, all right with
- 16:26Speaker 1: be a cash out because she got to have them
- 16:29Speaker 1: soul by tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro? You okay,
- 16:34Speaker 1: so you're on some black man's book and listen to
- 16:38Speaker 1: who gave you my number? Because you're gonna call me
- 16:41Speaker 1: asked me to box the cookies and you should just
- 16:45Speaker 1: bet a man and ask me about it, like, don't
- 16:48Speaker 1: be calling my phone trying to give me that book?
- 16:51Speaker 1: Like come on, man, like I ain't got no time
- 16:54Speaker 1: for this, Like I'm asking you to do is buy
- 16:56Speaker 1: TODAYMN cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.
- 16:59Speaker 1: I I'm just saying I do want you to buy cookie.
- 17:02Speaker 1: I need you to buy fifty box little Girl Scout cookies.
- 17:04Speaker 1: Can you do that? No? No, no no no no
- 17:06Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no. You ain't
- 17:08Speaker 1: gonna call and try to manipulate me and defying like
- 17:12Speaker 1: you're you're talking. Are you trying to make me FIGHTE
- 17:15Speaker 1: ain't for you, nothing for you disrespecting me, calling my phone,
- 17:20Speaker 1: trying to act like you like, just trying to manipulate.
- 17:24Speaker 1: I ain't down with that, bron, I ain't done. You
- 17:27Speaker 1: don't want to buy my cookies though? So do you
- 17:30Speaker 1: want me to call your your girls and see ship
- 17:33Speaker 1: on my cookies? So you gotta stay the away for
- 17:36Speaker 1: my bro man Like, don't don't come near her. Okay,
- 17:39Speaker 1: you don't call her, don't come near her, So don't
- 17:41Speaker 1: come near me. You just get get them out of here.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I'm about to start this ninety figure out who you
- 17:46Speaker 1: are and come right after you, man like, because I
- 17:48Speaker 1: ain't playing bro, I ain't right. I'm gonna tell you what, man,
- 17:51Speaker 1: I ain't argue with you. I an't argue with you.
- 17:54Speaker 1: But I get off the phone right now. I get
- 17:57Speaker 1: off right now, and I'm a girl. I'm gonna call
- 18:00Speaker 1: your girl and see if you do you want to
- 18:01Speaker 1: buy some cookies? No, no, no, no no, you ain't
- 18:05Speaker 1: call nobody. You just get you get I try to God,
- 18:10Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out who you are. I'm gonna find
- 18:11Speaker 1: out who gave you that number. I'm gonna call you up,
- 18:14Speaker 1: like yo, you donna call me? Tryna right me? Okay?
- 18:17Speaker 1: Hey man, hey, hey, you know what angrean cool? We're
- 18:20Speaker 1: still talking about it, all right, I'm gonna get the right.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Don't like you so so, so I'll get off the
- 18:25Speaker 1: phone like you want me to, Adrian, I'll do that,
- 18:27Speaker 1: but let me let me ask you this though. Let
- 18:29Speaker 1: me ask you this though. You sure you want me
- 18:31Speaker 1: to call you? Sure you want me to do that?
- 18:34Speaker 1: And right? Ain't isn't that her name? Man? You something? Individuals?
- 18:40Speaker 1: All right? Look how much of these cookies? How much
- 18:44Speaker 1: you want? A man? Tommy told me you would buy
- 18:47Speaker 1: the cookies. Tommy, Yeah, Tommy told me you would buy
- 18:51Speaker 1: the cookies. Im me, Tommy, he man, hey, man, check
- 18:57Speaker 1: it out. This is nephew Tim me from the Steve
- 19:00Speaker 1: I Me Morning Show. Your co worker got me to
- 19:03Speaker 1: pray for call. Yah, my god, I'm gonna kill him, damn.
- 19:15Speaker 1: So oh God, listen, so listen, Adrian. We have beat.
- 19:21Speaker 1: We have beat all the names, so nobody knows the
- 19:24Speaker 1: things at all. Okay, you're good, Bro, You're good, all right? Man?
- 19:29Speaker 1: And I you got me? Oh God, I'm I'm gonna go.
- 19:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a nap. Man. I just used up
- 19:38Speaker 1: all my Yeah, I'm done. Oh God, Like, hey, where
- 19:45Speaker 1: you go? I am going out? You up? Man, I
- 19:49Speaker 1: can't believe you got me on this. Tell me this morning.
- 19:53Speaker 1: One more thing before you go age. What's the baddest
- 19:56Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
- 20:00Speaker 1: The Steve Harvard Morton show Man, which is why he
- 20:02Speaker 1: got played every morning? Kill me bro? All right, Steve,
- 20:12Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next, it has asked the CLO
- 20:15Speaker 1: with the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building,
- 20:19Speaker 1: ready for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening
- 20:23Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Show. Coming up at the top
- 20:27Speaker 1: of the hour, Guys Entertainment News where they're very own. Oh,
- 20:30Speaker 1: we have a major surprise for you. The Earl of Ottingham,
- 20:35Speaker 1: the Earl of Attingham will be joining us. He's going
- 20:38Speaker 1: to be telling us what's going on across the pond
- 20:41Speaker 1: now that the queen has been laid to rest. What
- 20:44Speaker 1: what Steve boy beauty stuff man palace, Earl being the
- 20:54Speaker 1: only black in the palace, and it was a well
- 20:58Speaker 1: kept secret how to change his sister king? Oh not
- 21:03Speaker 1: the king, not the king gang. Yeah, I love it
- 21:10Speaker 1: still the teeth. Yeah. So we'll have Earl early this morning.
- 21:16Speaker 1: All right, we'll talk about it all at the top
- 21:18Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time for
- 21:21Speaker 1: ask the clo Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey Latresa and
- 21:25Speaker 1: Hampton writes, I'm a thirty year old woman and I
- 21:28Speaker 1: don't enjoy being intimate with my boyfriend because he is
- 21:32Speaker 1: an animal in the bed. All right. I love everything
- 21:37Speaker 1: about him except that his heavy breathing and sweating is
- 21:41Speaker 1: unbearable and I almost pulled a muscle trying to keep
- 21:44Speaker 1: up with him. Can this behavior be changed? If so?
- 21:48Speaker 1: How No? No, no, no, he locked in. That's how
- 21:53Speaker 1: he good, that's how he is. You got people like that,
- 21:58Speaker 1: you know? Thank You's got to be a walt Some
- 22:02Speaker 1: people take that love making into the wall zone. Yeah,
- 22:06Speaker 1: you know, it's okay to be animalistic at times and moments,
- 22:12Speaker 1: but don't know why they want to get drugged the
- 22:15Speaker 1: whole time though. Yeah, she says, his heavy breathing and
- 22:19Speaker 1: sweating is unbearable. That all the noises, grabbing, what is
- 22:28Speaker 1: going on? Pushing you in the mouth? What she pull
- 22:33Speaker 1: the muscle? Yeah, all this ill? You know, he he's
- 22:37Speaker 1: too much at your ankle, back by your ear, You
- 22:40Speaker 1: just your ankle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have You're
- 22:44Speaker 1: gonna mess around, be in hospital with him. The only
- 22:51Speaker 1: thing you could do is wear him down, be fall
- 22:55Speaker 1: sick like like you know, gem work out, make him
- 23:02Speaker 1: chase the car. Yeah you pulling, You go naked and
- 23:07Speaker 1: jump in the car when he run out, you pull out.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Make him chase the call, really really steelo okay, you know,
- 23:15Speaker 1: put your voice on the record and act like you
- 23:18Speaker 1: upstairs and but you really be downstairs, and then just
- 23:21Speaker 1: keep pressing upstairs button and making run him down the step.
- 23:25Speaker 1: You gotta wear him down a little bit because he
- 23:26Speaker 1: too much right now, not the pre work. Yeah, it's
- 23:30Speaker 1: too much, all right. Hope that helped you. Lutrees Clara
- 23:34Speaker 1: and Louisville says, I'm in my mid seventies and my
- 23:39Speaker 1: boyfriend is sixty something. I asked him to move in
- 23:42Speaker 1: with me, and he said he'll think about it. We've
- 23:45Speaker 1: been dating for nine months and he's taking a sweet
- 23:48Speaker 1: time on professing his love for me. Am I moving
- 23:51Speaker 1: too fast? Well, you and you me a seventies Yeah,
- 23:56Speaker 1: pretty much. Gotta keep your foot on the game. I've
- 24:01Speaker 1: already told women in their seventies ignore the ninety day rule.
- 24:07Speaker 1: They get a pass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all on
- 24:11Speaker 1: a nine minute program. Yeah. I can't help you with that, lady.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Just you know you ain't going too fast. But he
- 24:23Speaker 1: taking this time. He only sixty. You might be a
- 24:25Speaker 1: real fly sixty, so you might be a really flat
- 24:27Speaker 1: seventy though. You know dat. You don't want to move in?
- 24:31Speaker 1: Just keep davy, okay, making marry you? All right? All right? Uh?
- 24:39Speaker 1: Val in a Mettery says, my mother and father separated
- 24:43Speaker 1: a few months ago, and my mom had started staying
- 24:46Speaker 1: out late at night. She says, she's at the casino,
- 24:49Speaker 1: but my dad followed her one night and she's been
- 24:52Speaker 1: at another man's house. I don't want to get in
- 24:55Speaker 1: the middle of their mess. But should I tell my
- 24:57Speaker 1: mother she's being followed and Shirley's mattery in New Orleans?
- 25:05Speaker 1: Metrics matter is right outside New Orleans between sorry, sorry
- 25:12Speaker 1: metric mattery. Girls, stop saying they had a travel lodge day.
- 25:18Speaker 1: I used to stay at Okay anyway, well because I
- 25:23Speaker 1: knew the girl that that was a maid, and I
- 25:27Speaker 1: used to open the door for I could go in
- 25:29Speaker 1: there without paying right there. Off the Yeah, that's it,
- 25:35Speaker 1: right off. What I'm with Steve on this one? What
- 25:38Speaker 1: is the T for? Don't worry about New Orleans? Yeah,
- 25:43Speaker 1: don't even don't even don't even look. They don't say
- 25:47Speaker 1: nothing about them. They're different, you know it? All right?
- 25:52Speaker 1: So should she say anything to her mom about her
- 25:56Speaker 1: dad following her? Well, well, I would say, hey, mom,
- 26:01Speaker 1: you need to watch out because that could be dangerous.
- 26:04Speaker 1: So I would. If you're a woman, you should pull
- 26:06Speaker 1: your mom's coach teller say mom, yeah, be careful because
- 26:11Speaker 1: dad knows you ain't that you had that you're not
- 26:19Speaker 1: getting cashed out. She shouldn't say that to her mom,
- 26:25Speaker 1: or you think, well, I'm just say you ain't going
- 26:27Speaker 1: to the casino. We know you saw we're getting cashed
- 26:30Speaker 1: out her mom. Look, hey, mama, you can call it casino,
- 26:38Speaker 1: but somebody rolling your dice and it ain't. It ain't
- 26:41Speaker 1: at the casino. Yeah, somebody's spinning the ball on the
- 26:47Speaker 1: roulette wheel and it ain't after casino. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,
- 26:54Speaker 1: I'm doing all this here. You know, Hey, mama, I
- 26:58Speaker 1: know you like playing slot, but you know daddy know
- 27:01Speaker 1: where to slot at. Oh my god, they're they're separated.
- 27:06Speaker 1: So obviously is the dad hoping to get back together
- 27:09Speaker 1: or is he? I have no idea. Okay, interesting, all right?
- 27:14Speaker 1: Last one Steve Schandra in Jacksonville, Hundre Vaul. My husband
- 27:21Speaker 1: and I did the best we could with blending our family.
- 27:24Speaker 1: But his son and my son don't see eye to
- 27:27Speaker 1: eye on a lot of things, and they're constantly getting
- 27:30Speaker 1: into fist fights. They are fourteen and fifteen years old,
- 27:34Speaker 1: so they tend to tear things up when they fight.
- 27:38Speaker 1: My son wants to live with his dad. Should I
- 27:41Speaker 1: let him go? Well, your son has been taking the
- 27:46Speaker 1: brunt of the ass whoop. And you know this because
- 27:51Speaker 1: boys always have to figure out the alpha male. And
- 27:56Speaker 1: since they from different households and you tried blending them,
- 28:01Speaker 1: they battling for the alpha male role. Oh and now
- 28:05Speaker 1: your son want to go lel with his daddy. Cousin.
- 28:08Speaker 1: That man's son kicking your boy ass pretty good, and
- 28:13Speaker 1: he just tied intensity of okay, and you probably might
- 28:18Speaker 1: have to let him go leel with his dad, you
- 28:20Speaker 1: know that would be good for him anyway. All right,
- 28:25Speaker 1: all right, cello, thank you, thank you, thank you. Coming
- 28:28Speaker 1: out at the top of the hour. Coming up at
- 28:30Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll talk to the King,
- 28:34Speaker 1: to the Earl of Odingham about the King Entertainment news
- 28:39Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to all right, so we
- 28:46Speaker 1: all know that the Queen of England has been laid
- 28:49Speaker 1: to rest, and so now our very own Earl of
- 28:53Speaker 1: Odingham is here to talk about what's going on. Oh
- 28:57Speaker 1: my god, thank you for having right. Hey, yeah, hey,
- 29:04Speaker 1: all hell to the Queen. Oh my god, morning show.
- 29:11Speaker 1: I come to you with a heavy heeart yea terribly
- 29:16Speaker 1: low part in the monarchy history of England and the
- 29:21Speaker 1: entire UK suffering, God rest her soul the Queen. Now
- 29:28Speaker 1: that we've got the formalities out of the way, here's
- 29:30Speaker 1: what I really called. Okay, I'm gonna need your black
- 29:35Speaker 1: listeners in the United States to send some support to me.
- 29:40Speaker 1: This same was happening now. Well years I was the
- 29:46Speaker 1: only black in the palace, and no one knew accept
- 29:50Speaker 1: the queen, wonderful woman. She never opened her mouth. She
- 29:54Speaker 1: was trying to make restitution for the things that the
- 29:57Speaker 1: palace has done over the years. M So she allowed
- 30:01Speaker 1: me to stay there. But I was the only one
- 30:03Speaker 1: I knew. It was a token possession, butter than what
- 30:08Speaker 1: I was. I was nothing. So she made me an
- 30:10Speaker 1: hell of aartingham and I just couldn't tell anyone. Oh
- 30:15Speaker 1: my god. Now she's gone and the king is hell
- 30:18Speaker 1: did who does like? No, I'm there? Oh he doesn't. Well, okay,
- 30:25Speaker 1: he's just moving in. Oh my god, who is this mine?
- 30:32Speaker 1: I do believe eating mad? Do you? Let's I've got
- 30:37Speaker 1: to get out of you. I don't mind calling a
- 30:40Speaker 1: woman queen, but I will never haul a man a king.
- 30:43Speaker 1: You'll not be the king over me, but he is though.
- 30:48Speaker 1: The only king I recognizing Gareth credit too is Jesus.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Amen amen. Yeah, I'm gone to a black church one time,
- 30:59Speaker 1: and once I heard the song I know King Jesus went, oh,
- 31:04Speaker 1: well that's perfect, eld you have to be careful now,
- 31:08Speaker 1: because the king has fired a lot of people. Everybody
- 31:12Speaker 1: shall The man has gone absolutely mad. Do you know
- 31:16Speaker 1: what he's doing over here? Here's people earning his shoelaces. Yes, yes,
- 31:22Speaker 1: they're pressing pajamas. He's start yes, And oh god, the
- 31:28Speaker 1: woman he brought with him, consort, Oh god to you?
- 31:37Speaker 1: Does she mean to you? Earl? I haven't spoken with
- 31:39Speaker 1: I just got my first close up. Oh oh, this
- 31:49Speaker 1: is what you left, Princess Diana. What you kidding? Man?
- 31:53Speaker 1: Got to be the worst decision of your life. Well,
- 31:56Speaker 1: you know they live in the in the palace. Now
- 31:58Speaker 1: they live in Buckingham Palace. They've moved. Dan Shelley is
- 32:01Speaker 1: completely shambles now what he doesn't know how to decorate.
- 32:06Speaker 1: She doesn't know how to decorate us, like living in
- 32:09Speaker 1: a pitchty now. Really they're sloppy. He's not Sloppy's just
- 32:14Speaker 1: boughting more old ass furniture already, What the hell brings
- 32:19Speaker 1: in antique antiques? Who does that? Antique? Old ass clocks,
- 32:26Speaker 1: old ass socks. He wears old ass shoes, He's got
- 32:30Speaker 1: old ass classes on, he's got them horrible, old ass
- 32:35Speaker 1: ass scots. I'm just sick of him. Well, you know,
- 32:40Speaker 1: they say he's he's pretty, you know, finnicky and everything,
- 32:43Speaker 1: like for breakfast for instance, finnicky it's like living with
- 32:47Speaker 1: a very large cat. What have you heard? I Well,
- 32:54Speaker 1: like for breakfast for instance, I mean you know we
- 32:57Speaker 1: eat breakfasts over here. We eat like honey or with
- 33:01Speaker 1: toast or jam. He likes six different types of honey
- 33:05Speaker 1: for breakfast, six different types, and homemade bread every single days.
- 33:11Speaker 1: The hell can taste the difference in honey. Honey came
- 33:16Speaker 1: from a bee hive? A are you kidding me? Six
- 33:24Speaker 1: different honeys, same colam thing. What about the homemade bread?
- 33:30Speaker 1: They someone has to get up and make bread everything
- 33:33Speaker 1: every day. I understand that that's wonderful. I've been eating
- 33:36Speaker 1: a broad We have a wonderful baker here makes outstanding bread.
- 33:39Speaker 1: I don't eating bread and honey trying to stay out
- 33:42Speaker 1: of the way. That's how I know the honey all
- 33:44Speaker 1: tastes the same. I've had all six dogs clover raw.
- 33:50Speaker 1: What else? Your shoelaces have to be pressed flat with
- 33:55Speaker 1: an iron, They have to be pressed black. I've seen
- 33:59Speaker 1: all of this. One undertake that I'm are we alone? Yeah? Yeah,
- 34:05Speaker 1: it's just the three of us. That was me. I
- 34:08Speaker 1: pressurized the ink pa and that's a tribute to the king.
- 34:10Speaker 1: So would bust when he used that that was me first, Frank,
- 34:17Speaker 1: I'm just doing stuff to him because I know I
- 34:18Speaker 1: won't be that long when he finds out my black
- 34:20Speaker 1: answers down here. I'm gonna yeah, you're you're definitely want again.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Let me reiterate this. Oh my god, the woman, oh god,
- 34:32Speaker 1: the close up was mortified to me. Now, you know
- 34:36Speaker 1: they hosted. I took one and I realized there's no
- 34:40Speaker 1: way I can stay here. I used to go and
- 34:41Speaker 1: talk to the queen every now and then, but this
- 34:43Speaker 1: one him it's okay. You know. The king they're saying
- 34:48Speaker 1: it's very petty because he invited Harry and his wife
- 34:51Speaker 1: Magan Markle to this international reception where they hosted for
- 34:55Speaker 1: world leaders. They had an invitation Harry and Megan, and
- 34:59Speaker 1: they revoked the prince. The King revoked, I know because
- 35:02Speaker 1: they heard a room that Harry was going too as
- 35:09Speaker 1: all right from now and every week as long as
- 35:13Speaker 1: I last coming up in twenty minutes after the hour.
- 35:18Speaker 1: Remember the Brooklyn pastor who was robbed back in July, Well,
- 35:22Speaker 1: he grabbed a woman in church recently. We'll talk about
- 35:25Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to show. Well, we
- 35:30Speaker 1: previously told you about the Brooklyn pastor. His name is
- 35:34Speaker 1: Lamar Whitehead. He was robbed back in July. If you
- 35:37Speaker 1: recalled that during a streamed live service. Well he's back
- 35:42Speaker 1: in the news. Pastor Whitehead, this time for grabbing a
- 35:46Speaker 1: woman in church during a live service. Yet again, he
- 35:52Speaker 1: believed this woman, he says, was a threat to his family.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Take a listen. That's when I took action and I
- 35:58Speaker 1: grabbed the young lady and it scorted her out, and
- 36:02Speaker 1: I got the video, y'all. I got the video that
- 36:04Speaker 1: y'all don't see. Um. I am a gentleman, I am
- 36:08Speaker 1: pro woman. I don't, I don't. I'm not an abusive man,
- 36:13Speaker 1: never been, never will. Um. You know, people that know me,
- 36:17Speaker 1: my father died when I was sick, got killed when
- 36:19Speaker 1: I was six weeks old. My mom and my grandmother
- 36:22Speaker 1: and my older sister raised me. So you know, I
- 36:25Speaker 1: am UM, very very um pro woman and UM. But
- 36:32Speaker 1: these people were sent into my church to disrupt my church.
- 36:36Speaker 1: And this lady went towards my wife to attack her
- 36:40Speaker 1: and my daughter. And that's when I grabbed her. Yeah.
- 36:44Speaker 1: He went on to say that he did what he
- 36:46Speaker 1: thinks or he thought any dam would do if he Yeah,
- 36:51Speaker 1: I thought that their family wasn't in Harm's wife. I
- 36:53Speaker 1: saw the video. I didn't know. I didn't know any
- 36:55Speaker 1: of this what he was saying. So at first it,
- 36:58Speaker 1: of course the story at surface sounds crazy. Exact listened
- 37:03Speaker 1: to his explanation, it hasty. But was he the one
- 37:07Speaker 1: that they arrest him too? Yes, yeah, he was arrested Steve.
- 37:10Speaker 1: The charges were later dropped, but he was arrested and
- 37:13Speaker 1: they dropped the charges. Well, now there must be some
- 37:17Speaker 1: validity to what he said for them to drop the
- 37:19Speaker 1: charge because they came and arrested him, handcuffed him in everything. Yes,
- 37:24Speaker 1: But I mean, if if he's saying a woman was
- 37:27Speaker 1: trying to attack his wife and his daughter and maybe
- 37:31Speaker 1: a little bitty infant baby, so okay, so yeah, what
- 37:35Speaker 1: was he supposed to do? Yeah? You know, it's like,
- 37:39Speaker 1: you know, I was going to say something different when
- 37:41Speaker 1: I first heard the story, but after listening to his explanation,
- 37:45Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense of what he's saying. It
- 37:47Speaker 1: is true. There are some other passes out there that
- 37:50Speaker 1: I've noticed who spent a great deal of time using
- 37:54Speaker 1: a lot of people in their sermons to spread their message.
- 38:00Speaker 1: You know what I mean, It's almost like they're using
- 38:02Speaker 1: it for click faith. I heard somebody say, Cloud, you
- 38:07Speaker 1: do look man, if y'all your message is always about
- 38:12Speaker 1: somebody else's mistakes and flaws. What are your sermons at
- 38:16Speaker 1: about yours? Because you know you do have them also, Yeah,
- 38:20Speaker 1: and so it would just seem to me like it
- 38:22Speaker 1: would be better served if you used yourself as an example,
- 38:25Speaker 1: because when you're constantly tearing other people down from the
- 38:28Speaker 1: poor pit, it just it just saddens me the number
- 38:33Speaker 1: of people who are sitting there listening to that, following
- 38:36Speaker 1: him as a Christian. That's all right, all right, coming
- 38:40Speaker 1: up at thirty four minutes after the hour. It's Tuesday,
- 38:43Speaker 1: and that means we'll talk about voting right after this.
- 38:46Speaker 1: You're listening, well, guys, today is Tuesday, and as promised,
- 38:54Speaker 1: we here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show will help
- 38:57Speaker 1: keep you informed about the upcoming midterm elections. The Democrats
- 39:00Speaker 1: majority in Congress is razor thin. Speaker Nancy Pelosi's control
- 39:05Speaker 1: of the House rests on a very slim margin. In
- 39:08Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. All four hundred and thirty five House
- 39:11Speaker 1: seats and thirty five of the one hundred Senate seats
- 39:14Speaker 1: are all on ballot. Additionally, thirty six out of fifty
- 39:18Speaker 1: states will elect governors and Steve it's real important that
- 39:21Speaker 1: the voters of Georgia listen carefully, okay. Republican Georgia Representative
- 39:27Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green called on Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacy Abrams
- 39:33Speaker 1: to get the hell out of Georgia if she doesn't
- 39:36Speaker 1: like the poor living conditions. Green also talked about the
- 39:40Speaker 1: Senate race. She said in Georgia, herschel Walker. We've got
- 39:44Speaker 1: to get herschel Walker elected. That's what she said. We
- 39:49Speaker 1: have to beat Stacy Abrams for the second time, and
- 39:52Speaker 1: she's going to lose. Well, this was at a Trump
- 39:55Speaker 1: rally right before it on Saturday, I believe. Now let
- 39:58Speaker 1: me ask you something, um, herschel is running for the Senate, correct, Yeah,
- 40:05Speaker 1: and is running for governor governor right, he's against he's
- 40:11Speaker 1: against Kemph And that's true. They pitted herschel Walker against Warnock. Warnock.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Let me help you all understand something. I put this
- 40:23Speaker 1: claim to you as I possibly can. Herschel Walker has
- 40:29Speaker 1: no record of community service, he has no record of
- 40:36Speaker 1: public service. He's never been in the FBI like he claimed.
- 40:40Speaker 1: He's never been in the police like he came. He's
- 40:43Speaker 1: never been in special forces like he claimed. He is
- 40:47Speaker 1: a complete liar. They got herschel Walker simply because they
- 40:52Speaker 1: want to pit a black against a black and split
- 40:56Speaker 1: the vote, because they think that black people vote for
- 40:59Speaker 1: other people just because they're black, and if they put
- 41:02Speaker 1: a black person in front of them, you'll be confused
- 41:05Speaker 1: as to the vote. And somehow they got all the
- 41:08Speaker 1: whites in the Republican Party who will vote for Herschel.
- 41:12Speaker 1: So now if you create confusion amongst the people of color,
- 41:17Speaker 1: they'll get some of those votes for Herschel. And then
- 41:19Speaker 1: they got their man in that herschel Walker got about
- 41:23Speaker 1: as much business being the Senator of anything, let alone Georgia,
- 41:29Speaker 1: which has such a huge population of diverse of such
- 41:35Speaker 1: a diverse population, with his small minded ass thinking. See,
- 41:40Speaker 1: then this Republican Party man, they crafty. But they also
- 41:44Speaker 1: know that if they can get Donald Trump elected as
- 41:48Speaker 1: president without no community service, no record of good will,
- 41:53Speaker 1: if they can make him president, then they figured out
- 41:58Speaker 1: the formula we can get any anybody who would do
- 42:00Speaker 1: our bidding, and the things herschel Walker is saying is
- 42:04Speaker 1: utterly ridiculous. Number One, you will not see him in
- 42:08Speaker 1: a debate. Herschel Walker and Rafael Warnock are going to
- 42:12Speaker 1: debate on October fourteen, according to CNN Georgia. Yeah, and
- 42:19Speaker 1: that's after he said he wouldn't do it. Then finally
- 42:22Speaker 1: against the pressure got to him. I don't care how
- 42:25Speaker 1: they prepare him and school him. He gonna fold like
- 42:30Speaker 1: a pup tent in a hurricane. This boy came putting
- 42:34Speaker 1: false sentences together in a row. He'll football player, that's it.
- 42:40Speaker 1: And he's not a great guy. You can ask his wife,
- 42:45Speaker 1: and you can ask a whole lot of people. This
- 42:48Speaker 1: dude right here should not be the Senator. Now listen
- 42:51Speaker 1: to me, Kemp. They defeated Stacy once before. It's not
- 42:56Speaker 1: gonna happen again because we see what this guy Kemp
- 43:00Speaker 1: is about. Y'all go to when we all vote dot
- 43:04Speaker 1: org right now, just go on your phone, go on
- 43:07Speaker 1: your laptop, go and work. Get get one of your
- 43:10Speaker 1: somebody to go online for you and make sure you're registered,
- 43:14Speaker 1: and they will answer all questions about where your precinct
- 43:17Speaker 1: voting is and what the new rules are, because they
- 43:20Speaker 1: are creating rules to create voter suppression when we all
- 43:25Speaker 1: vote dot org. I am telling you herschel Walker is
- 43:29Speaker 1: not gonna be in the Senate because he ain't gonna
- 43:32Speaker 1: do number be another h Clarence Thomas. That's all that's right,
- 43:37Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Steve. Coming up next it is
- 43:40Speaker 1: the prank phone call for it today. Right after this
- 43:43Speaker 1: you're listening to. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 43:49Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for
- 43:51Speaker 1: it today, and the subject is no touching in public? Okay,
- 43:57Speaker 1: no touching in public. We'll find out what that's all
- 44:00Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now Steve is
- 44:02Speaker 1: in to I give us today's frank phone call. What
- 44:06Speaker 1: you got, Steve? We eat in the church van running cat. Hello,
- 44:14Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dann brother brother Dan Dan. Hello, Hello,
- 44:18Speaker 1: cousin TV there. I'm trying to brother Dare brother Dad.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, this brother Scott from the church from
- 44:28Speaker 1: Belt the Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah, I call you. I'm
- 44:32Speaker 1: trying to get a little information about the church band.
- 44:35Speaker 1: What's what's your schedule? Uh? Will you drive the church.
- 44:38Speaker 1: And what's what's your schedule? I drive it Wednesday, Fridays
- 44:43Speaker 1: and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. Now Sunday, what what
- 44:50Speaker 1: is that schedule? Oh, Sunday. I usually start about eight
- 44:54Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, probably a little earlier, depending on
- 44:57Speaker 1: some of the elderly people that I had to go
- 44:59Speaker 1: pick up and bring to the church. Make sure they
- 45:02Speaker 1: get there okay, and get situated and make sure they're
- 45:06Speaker 1: on time for the service and whatnot. Okay, and then
- 45:09Speaker 1: you take them back home after services over. Yes, I
- 45:13Speaker 1: try to get all of them back home, unless they
- 45:15Speaker 1: got family members or something that come up there and
- 45:17Speaker 1: meet them up there and want to take them to
- 45:18Speaker 1: Genna or something afterwards. But I usually get everybody back
- 45:21Speaker 1: home okay. Okay. Now, this class Sunday, which is part
- 45:27Speaker 1: of the reason why I'm calling me. They saying that
- 45:31Speaker 1: some of the church uh members that was on the
- 45:34Speaker 1: vand this Sunday, Uh they are complaining saying that um
- 45:40Speaker 1: that the church van was smelling like weed when they
- 45:43Speaker 1: got on there. Excuse me, they say the church van
- 45:49Speaker 1: was smelling like weed when they got on there, and
- 45:51Speaker 1: you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no, no,
- 45:55Speaker 1: no no, not not the van that I'm driving. I'm
- 45:58Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't smoke weed, and no van
- 46:03Speaker 1: do you smoke weed? I don't smoke weed. I mean
- 46:08Speaker 1: not Carly. I mean I have before, but I don't
- 46:10Speaker 1: smoke weed now and I wouldn't smoke weed before. Picking
- 46:13Speaker 1: some people love to go to know now where you
- 46:18Speaker 1: carry it from? Who told you this? Well? All I
- 46:21Speaker 1: knew is what what? What's coming down the pipeline is?
- 46:23Speaker 1: They saying that a couple of them members came complaining
- 46:28Speaker 1: this just happened last week about this pipeline. I want
- 46:31Speaker 1: to know who the pipeline is because just last week
- 46:34Speaker 1: they came at me talking about that I was using
- 46:36Speaker 1: the van to go places that I wanted to go
- 46:39Speaker 1: to on my personal time. Now I don't do that.
- 46:41Speaker 1: I don't do stuff like that. And now I hadn't
- 46:42Speaker 1: had a path, I don't had a history, but I
- 46:44Speaker 1: don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke No
- 46:47Speaker 1: church fan, So are you seriously talking? What? What? What? What?
- 46:51Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
- 46:53Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you elderly
- 46:57Speaker 1: person said, do you know which one? I don't? They
- 47:01Speaker 1: love me every Sunday. Then people tell me they loved me.
- 47:04Speaker 1: They say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen
- 47:06Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really
- 47:08Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you you you getting
- 47:11Speaker 1: these type of complaints about me. What I'm saying like, oh,
- 47:15Speaker 1: we I don't know what that means or nothing like that. Look, brothers,
- 47:19Speaker 1: I don't know you too well, and I know you
- 47:21Speaker 1: don't know leave. But I've been driving this van as
- 47:24Speaker 1: as a point to try to change my life and
- 47:26Speaker 1: where I come from. So this was was something that
- 47:28Speaker 1: I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid to
- 47:31Speaker 1: give my time to do this for the church. And
- 47:33Speaker 1: now this is like the second instance where y'all and
- 47:36Speaker 1: came at me on some stuff about like I'm trying
- 47:38Speaker 1: to do something with this van. Now, why I would
- 47:40Speaker 1: I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it
- 47:43Speaker 1: and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
- 47:45Speaker 1: people could sell it. Okay, so let me tell you
- 47:47Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna go out here to
- 47:50Speaker 1: the church. Then to say we're gonna go out here
- 47:52Speaker 1: to day and open it up. Like if we see
- 47:54Speaker 1: any seeds or anything around the driver's seat, then then
- 48:00Speaker 1: then we're gonna We're gonna, definitely, uh point, gonna open
- 48:03Speaker 1: the van up. Man. I was raising that church. Man,
- 48:06Speaker 1: My mama go to that church, my grandma. See you
- 48:08Speaker 1: go to that church. See the reason we even all
- 48:10Speaker 1: left that church. And you think I'm gonna mess up
- 48:12Speaker 1: they ain't by driving around in the band full of
- 48:15Speaker 1: elderly people smoking some weed blood. I don't know how
- 48:21Speaker 1: to shut the band smell like weed, man, Now I don't.
- 48:24Speaker 1: I don't got the answer to these questions. I'm just
- 48:26Speaker 1: trying to tell you that it wasn't me. Did you
- 48:28Speaker 1: ask some weed in your part? I can't admitted with
- 48:30Speaker 1: your smelling, I ain't had no weed on me. Stop
- 48:33Speaker 1: trying to say like I had weed on me and
- 48:35Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get me nothing that I ain't had
- 48:37Speaker 1: no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,
- 48:39Speaker 1: you ain't gonna mess up my name or my family's
- 48:41Speaker 1: name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
- 48:44Speaker 1: we've been helping this church for years and I'm trying
- 48:47Speaker 1: to tell you that I ain't riding around and no
- 48:49Speaker 1: vans smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you
- 48:52Speaker 1: ask any of the elderly people if they had any
- 48:53Speaker 1: weed on them? Uh? No, we did No, No, I
- 48:58Speaker 1: didn't think about it. El the people having a week,
- 49:01Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them
- 49:04Speaker 1: got got coma or something? What? What? What? You know? What?
- 49:08Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? What? Did you know? Who
- 49:09Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged to? Oh? Oh, I think
- 49:13Speaker 1: I think the weed belonged the nephew Timmy from the
- 49:16Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. What man, Damn, you just got a
- 49:27Speaker 1: PreK Oh my god, you just got preak to put
- 49:31Speaker 1: his his name. His name is brother, uh brother Lawrence,
- 49:36Speaker 1: Lawrence ro Lawrence. Oh my, Larry called Larry, but law
- 49:48Speaker 1: Larry Larry in trouble with me? Him with Van Man.
- 49:58Speaker 1: I got one more thing that I got one more
- 50:00Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the saddest and
- 50:02Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Man
- 50:07Speaker 1: Steve Hard Morning Man going no rist Man going on
- 50:15Speaker 1: the chill out the rest of the day. I tried, Man,
- 50:18Speaker 1: I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed. Well that
- 50:23Speaker 1: it is y'all weed in the church. Van Okay, now listen,
- 50:26Speaker 1: don't forget watch or Ready for Love, Ready to Love
- 50:31Speaker 1: chat and he'll be back to do his dates. Now,
- 50:35Speaker 1: let's get back to this vote, because this thing is
- 50:38Speaker 1: getting serious. When we all vote, dot org is the
- 50:43Speaker 1: web site for us, everybody should go to make sure
- 50:48Speaker 1: you are registered and you are in compliance. After this
- 50:53Speaker 1: last presidential election that they claim we stole, what they're
- 50:57Speaker 1: setting themselves. It's too their version of stealing. See, so
- 51:04Speaker 1: now they are doing every voter suppression thing they can
- 51:08Speaker 1: to keep us from. And I'm telling y'all they moving polls,
- 51:12Speaker 1: they're gonna make them lines long, they're trying to change
- 51:15Speaker 1: the way you pre vote, early vote, all of that.
- 51:18Speaker 1: We ain't going for none of that. We are going
- 51:20Speaker 1: to be more than prepared and we are participating in
- 51:24Speaker 1: these mid term elections. You are not going to keep
- 51:29Speaker 1: trying to run the majority with the minority. I don't
- 51:34Speaker 1: give a damn if y'all keep this archaic, slavery ass
- 51:38Speaker 1: electoral system when it comes down to governor and send it.
- 51:43Speaker 1: It's the popular vote that matters, ain't no electoral So
- 51:47Speaker 1: we're going to the polls in November and we are
- 51:50Speaker 1: voting our party because we know you're gonna vote your
- 51:53Speaker 1: party right. And let me say something to all y'all
- 51:58Speaker 1: black Republicans, that's whole than that line down so hard.
- 52:02Speaker 1: This ain't about you, it's about us. When you're gonna
- 52:07Speaker 1: understand that, I don't vote for me, I vote on
- 52:12Speaker 1: the party that cares about us, not the party that
- 52:15Speaker 1: benefits me. I will be fine regardless whatever tax structure
- 52:21Speaker 1: they come up with. I'm gonna be fine either way,
- 52:24Speaker 1: because the common man needs a break, they need a chance,
- 52:28Speaker 1: and that pull yourself up by the bootstraps, that's fine.
- 52:32Speaker 1: But when you didn't took the straps and you don't
- 52:34Speaker 1: give us no boots, what do you want us to do?
- 52:37Speaker 1: Stop tripping trying to fit in and be one of
- 52:40Speaker 1: them when clearly, if you ask them, you are one
- 52:43Speaker 1: of us. Facts when we are voting for us instead
- 52:49Speaker 1: of you. That's my message to y'all. Say what you
- 52:53Speaker 1: want to say about me. I'm cool with it. I
- 52:56Speaker 1: don't care. Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter
- 52:59Speaker 1: for a day, the subject no touching, and public will
- 53:02Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
- 53:05Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for Today's
- 53:10Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
- 53:15Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
- 53:18Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
- 53:21Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
- 53:25Speaker 1: gonna read this one right here, right now. You never know,
- 53:27Speaker 1: it could be yours. Buckle hold on tight. It's the
- 53:31Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter I got you, Steve different. What were you going?
- 53:37Speaker 1: What are you going to do? It's okay, short, like
- 53:42Speaker 1: what Steve just saying, Strawberry. That's it. Thank you. No
- 53:49Speaker 1: no touching in public, No touching in public. Here. Stephen Shirley,
- 53:54Speaker 1: I'm a forty six year old married woman and I
- 53:57Speaker 1: am having an affair with my pastor. He's new to
- 54:01Speaker 1: our city, so I was chosen to show him around
- 54:03Speaker 1: and helped him get acclimated. He's a married man with
- 54:07Speaker 1: two children, but his wife and children decided to stay
- 54:10Speaker 1: put until their oldest daughter graduated high school. So he
- 54:14Speaker 1: was new in town and bored out of his mind.
- 54:19Speaker 1: We started hanging out a lot and he let his
- 54:21Speaker 1: guard down with me. I found out he uses profanity,
- 54:25Speaker 1: drinks alcohol, and smoke sweed, when he's around his frat brothers.
- 54:30Speaker 1: He came to our house for dinner a few times
- 54:32Speaker 1: and my husband called him a false prophet. He said
- 54:36Speaker 1: that he's self centered and braggadocius, and my husband was right,
- 54:42Speaker 1: but I did not care because I had already fallen
- 54:44Speaker 1: for him. My husband stopped going to church, and that
- 54:47Speaker 1: was fine with me because I spent a lot of
- 54:49Speaker 1: time with the pastor after church in his office. We
- 54:52Speaker 1: have a very unique bond and the sex is unbelievably good.
- 54:57Speaker 1: But there is one problem with him. He is really
- 55:00Speaker 1: affectionate and sees me as his property. Some things are
- 55:04Speaker 1: reserved for only my husband, like all public displays of affection.
- 55:08Speaker 1: When I'm out with the pastor, he will not keep
- 55:11Speaker 1: his hands off me. He will either walk with his
- 55:14Speaker 1: hand on my shoulder or my waist. He feels my
- 55:17Speaker 1: breast and grabs my behind whenever he wants to. He
- 55:21Speaker 1: caught me off guard and laid a juicy kiss on
- 55:24Speaker 1: my lips and a restaurant. He hates to be told
- 55:27Speaker 1: no and thinks I should let him do whatever he wants.
- 55:30Speaker 1: My husband does not respect anything, does not suspect anything
- 55:34Speaker 1: that's going on, and I want to keep it that way?
- 55:36Speaker 1: Why would a married man carry on this way in public?
- 55:39Speaker 1: How do I keep him happy but stop all his
- 55:43Speaker 1: public displays of affection? What this right here? Listen? First
- 55:50Speaker 1: of all, you need to ask yourself that question. Why
- 55:53Speaker 1: would a married woman carry on this way in public?
- 55:57Speaker 1: I mean, it's not about what he's doing, it's about
- 55:59Speaker 1: what you're all allowing him to do to you married
- 56:01Speaker 1: woman in public. I'm embarrassed for you because you don't
- 56:06Speaker 1: get it. You don't get it at all. You're out
- 56:07Speaker 1: in public with him, you're married, pastor, and you yourself
- 56:12Speaker 1: have a whole husband at the house. How can it
- 56:16Speaker 1: be that the only thing you see wrong with this
- 56:18Speaker 1: whole scenario is PDA public displays of affection? This whole
- 56:23Speaker 1: affair is wrong from start to finish. But no, you
- 56:26Speaker 1: don't mention anything about that. You just want him to
- 56:29Speaker 1: stop disrespecting you in public. I mean, don't you know
- 56:32Speaker 1: he's also disrespecting your husband, your marriage. But you obviously
- 56:36Speaker 1: don't care about any of that because you didn't say
- 56:39Speaker 1: anything about it. What do you want Steve and I
- 56:42Speaker 1: to tell you? Oh yeah, how to keep your side
- 56:46Speaker 1: piece happy? Because that's the question you asked how to
- 56:49Speaker 1: keep him happy? That was your question. It seems like
- 56:53Speaker 1: you're doing a pretty good job. To me. You seem
- 56:56Speaker 1: to be keeping him very happy. This is a metal
- 57:00Speaker 1: right here. Don't bring us into this mess, because when
- 57:03Speaker 1: your husband finds out, if he hasn't already, when the
- 57:06Speaker 1: church finds out, when your pastor boyfriend, his wife finds out,
- 57:11Speaker 1: this is gonna be a mess. Okay, it's already a mess.
- 57:14Speaker 1: And I'm just surprised you can't see that and don't
- 57:17Speaker 1: care about that because the sex is so amazing and
- 57:19Speaker 1: all of that. You got a problem, and it's a
- 57:22Speaker 1: big one, Steve. You know what. I don't even know
- 57:27Speaker 1: you know what. I'm just imagining our listeners in the
- 57:31Speaker 1: car at home at work, listening to this letter. Yeah,
- 57:36Speaker 1: and Shirley said, what do you want us to do?
- 57:40Speaker 1: Are you serious? Care? Are you really kidding me? So
- 57:46Speaker 1: you're a forty six year old married woman and I'm
- 57:49Speaker 1: having an affair with my pastor. Now he's new to
- 57:53Speaker 1: our city, so I was chosen to show him around
- 57:56Speaker 1: to help him get acclimated. Wait a minute, I'm confused.
- 58:01Speaker 1: How do you all vote who takes the new pastor
- 58:04Speaker 1: around the married woman? Because my wife ain't taking nobody
- 58:09Speaker 1: around showing your ass nothing about this. Give a damn
- 58:13Speaker 1: how you find your way? Man? Google Yah, get your
- 58:17Speaker 1: iPhone up and start pressing Uber eats. You can google
- 58:22Speaker 1: where everything. I ain't gonna take you around, show you nothing.
- 58:27Speaker 1: He's a married man with two children, but his wife
- 58:29Speaker 1: and children decided to stay put in. The oldest daughter
- 58:32Speaker 1: graduated high school, so he was new in town and
- 58:35Speaker 1: bored out of his mind. He started hanging out a lot,
- 58:38Speaker 1: and he let his guard down with me. I found
- 58:40Speaker 1: out to use his profanity, drinks alcohol, and smoke weed
- 58:44Speaker 1: when he's around his fraternity brother. I don't want to
- 58:48Speaker 1: suggest what friend Daddy is, but what why are you
- 58:56Speaker 1: looking like that you think it's your friend? Suspicious? Suspicious?
- 59:13Speaker 1: He came out to that house for dinner a few times,
- 59:15Speaker 1: and my husband called him a false prophet. And your
- 59:18Speaker 1: husband was right. And you know why your husband was right,
- 59:21Speaker 1: because men knows men. And now I'm gonna tell you
- 59:26Speaker 1: something you I don't know how you don't think what
- 59:30Speaker 1: I'm about to share with you when we come back
- 59:32Speaker 1: is gonna happen, but it is, and we'll be back.
- 59:36Speaker 1: And I know this letter is stinky. Ain't it all right? Uh?
- 59:44Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
- 59:47Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
- 59:49Speaker 1: subject no touching in public. That's all she's worried about.
- 59:53Speaker 1: It's crazy. We'll be back. It's twenty three minutes after
- 59:58Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening show. All right,
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today. Strawberry letter. The subject
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: no touching in public? No touching in public. This woman
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: is concerned about this because she's a married woman, forty
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: six year old, having a fair with her pastor. Her
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: passages came to town. He's new. His family, wife and
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: kids stayed behind so his daughter can graduate high school,
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: and she was selected as the person to show the
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: pastor around. So they've been spending a lot of time together.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: He's bored out of his line where he ain't bored
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: no more because y'all started hanging out a lot. He
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: let his guard down. I found out he smokes weed
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: when he round his fraternity brothers, used his profanity, and
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: drinks alcohol. He came to the house for dinner a
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: few times, and my husband called him a false problem.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: You know why your husband called him that because he
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: know men, men are men. See, I don't care if
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: you the pastor, you the priest, you the temple monk,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: you headed the clergy, you the pope. When you get
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: rid of all of them titles, you know what you
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: are first a man, and that's some We got some
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: things about manhood that just don't change, some real simple
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: rules to manhood. And your husband said he a false prophet.
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: He full up. See he said that he's self senate
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: and braggadosha. My husband was right, but I didn't care
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: because I had already fallen from him. So now you
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: extra trifle, You bring the dude to your house that
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: you're having an affair with on your husband. Your husband
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: stopped going to church, and that was fine with me
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: because I spent a lot of time with the pastor
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: after church in his office. We have a very unique
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: bond in the sex is unbelievably good. I'm assuming you're
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: talking about in his office at the church. But there's
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: one problem with him. He's over instruction and sees me
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: as his property. You are, you are a piece of property.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: Some things are reserved for my only for my husband,
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: like all public displays of affection. Wait a minute. You
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: got a lot of nerve. You're drawing lines. Now there
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: are certain things that's reserved only for your husband, like
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: public what about your body? What about your sex? What
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: about your mouth? What about all that? What about your heart?
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: So that ain't reserved just for your husband? Man, I'm
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: glad you ain't my wife because you shrifling. You are
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: a good old trifling ass chick, because not just reserved
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: for your husband's public displays of affection. Now you can
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: get anything else you want from me, but we need
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: to watch all this kitchen touching. I'm gonna shop that
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: here when I'm out with the pastor. He would not
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: keep his hands off me. He would walk with his
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: hand on my shoulder, on my waist, He feels my
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: breast and grabs my behind whenever he wants to, but
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: you let him. That's what y'all doing up at the
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: church and all. That's what y'all always do. What's the
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: matter you? He'd been grabbing your breast. He caught me
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: off God and laid the juicy kiss on my lips
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: in the restaurant. He hates to be told. No, Okay,
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: didn't your husband tell you that he's self centered? In braggadoshus.
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Now you're telling me he hates to be told. No,
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: didn't your husband say he was self cented? In braggadosha?
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: You said you ain't care because you know already failed.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: For my husband does not suspect anything that is going on,
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: and I want to keep it that way. Why would
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: a married man carry on this way in public? Are
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: you kidding me the same? Why would a married woman
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: carry on like this? And? What? What? What? What? What? What's?
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? You're so damned stupid and I'm
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: gonna show you how stupid you are. Let me explain
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: something to you. You don't think after this letter goes
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: on the air with these specifics that show stupid behind
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: type and sit in for us to read out live
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: you forty six and married. He's a pastor from out
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: of town. Family didn't come with him. He bored out
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: his mind. You was assigned to show him around. You
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: don't think that other people hearing this letter ain't gonna
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: add up what two and two is because ain't a
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: whole lot of churches gotten pastors coming to town and
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: leaving a wife and kids back home for they don't
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: graduate college. And assigned you to driving around and you matter.
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: See this is not ain't hard to add up. You married,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: he married, you're driving him around, lady, that's stupid. Stupe
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: you open and somebody called me one time, Steve, you
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: should stop using stupid when referring to people. Well, what
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: y'all want to call? What? What? What? What? What word
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: fit hug in this letter? That's better. That's stupid because
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure it out. You said trifling. Okay,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: how do I keep him happy? But stop all this
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: public displays or affection? Well to keep us about being
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: his property? Yeah, keep writing us. This is almost over.
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: After this as all right, when you we're gonna see
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: a news story about a passing getting this ass whoop fake,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: We're gonna have founding. Post your comments on today's Strubberry
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: Letters Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Coming up at forty
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, you played a
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: teacher on TV. Mister high Tower, of course from the
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show and last week, it was Carlo's daughter
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: Tasha that participated and addressed like a celebrity day at
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: her school, and of course she chose her godfather, Steve.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: We all know that many of our teachers leave a
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: lasting impression on us, which is why most Americans claim
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: that they can name every teacher they've ever had. According
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: to a survey conducted by Kitty Academy, sixty two percent
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: can name the teachers they had grade by grade. Seventy
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: six percent say their teachers have had a positive impact
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: on their lives. So come on, Steve, give it a try.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Can you name every teacher you've had or most we
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: know about? Miss My two favorite teachers was Miss Cleveland
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: m at my junior high and my favorite elementary teacher
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: was Miss Vivian Adams. Miss Vivian Adams. Oh first and last. Okay,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: shout out to them. Why would they because they cared
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: about me. They told me I was gonna be something.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Really Yeah, Miss Blanding and Miss Portland. Yeah, I really
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: don't care where they right now. I hope they're healthy
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: and doing well, but I ain't called a check on them. Uh.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: Miss Cleveland's kids listen to the show, really and so
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: they know. They know my relationship with their mother was
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: special because they've heard me talk about it. They actually
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: came to one of my shows one time and said,
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: we've heard you talk about miss Cleveland. I'm her daughter.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: She was the most special. The best teacher I had
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: in high school was Ray Davis. He was a psychology teacher.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: He passed from AIDS. I knew nothing about that back then.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: I didn't know what that was. I didn't know about
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: But that dude right there saved my life. Man. He
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: really saved my life by coming to my house and
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: visiting my mother and father and telling them, your son
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: is gifted. He's going to be something special. But he
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: has got to stop running with these guys he's running
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: with the high school because they're gonna get him sidetracked.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: Oh he was absolutely right. Yeah, Ray Davis, psychology teacher,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Glenville High School. And I'm telling you, I was hanging
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: with two dudes that went to prison and they were
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: affecting me. They were outside of the h I happen
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: to agree with him. I tell you that all the time.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: If you keep on this road that you're on, you're
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: going to be something one day. You're gonna be something
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: you wouldn't have known. See there. I wake up every
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: day now we feel that forward. Hope, hope and half
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: a soon though, stay focused. Coming up at the top
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: of the hour, a Facebook listener, Steve wants to know
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: how much trouble are they in over a bad kid.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to show,
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: all right, So here we go. Steve Devin on Facebook wrote,
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: I live in a high rise building on the nineteenth floor.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: Yesterday I got on the elevator and there was a
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: kid already in there. Before the kid got out, he
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: started pressing all of the buttons. So I slapped his
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: hand and said, stop, bad ass. Not my proudest moment,
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: not my proudest moment, but whatever. Apparently the kid ran
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: to mommy, and mommy ran to the building manager. Now
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: I'm being threatened with a review of my lease and
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: I'm being told that quote assault chargers are being considered.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: I did apologize, and I also suggested they talked to
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: their kid about not going out of their way to
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: aggravate people. Still, this thing is happening. Can this be real?
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Why did you admit that? Admit what did you hit
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: the boy, hand, that's how telling y'all about this damn truth. Truth?
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: If dad's not a video on that elevator, I didn't
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: slap his hand. Your boy fell into me a line. Yeah,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: you weren't here telling the truth. Oh lord, he busted me. Man, boy,
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: let me say so on some things to some people's
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: kids back. Yeah, I'm telling you right now, I'm not
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: doing it. And I've had a situation elevator. One time
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: I was on the elevator. I was famous, and we
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: were at as tell you where we were at. We
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: were down at ull. Okay, say, oh, I remember I
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: was on the elevator when that happened. I remember, And
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: you know, I've seen some crazy stuff happened down there
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: with them kids. I had a couple of incidents, man,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: And I'm not with your baby. I just remember you
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: come a little girl, Yes it came. I was, hey, man,
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: sitting here, Can I tell it? Yeah, a little girl,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: A little bitty little girl had to be Yeah. I
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: guess she had come from the pool and she had
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: a little short sun dress off, and she got on
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: the elevator and her parents was on the elevator. I'm
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: on the elevator. One other dude, the little girl pulls
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: her dress off over her bottom. It just starts digging
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: and itching, and I'm looking at her daddy like, yo, man, yo,
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: you see your little girl and hacked her dress up,
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: your baby and just scratching on her booty. What what's up? Oh?
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Oh oh oh? She shuts a child? What? No, man,
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: that ain't cool to let your little girl do that. Man,
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: that ain't a habit. She needs to start. Man. I'm uncomfortable. Man,
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: I don't like stuff. Don't get your damn baby. She's
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: just a child. I don't give a damn what she is. Man,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: get your baby. Yeah, nah, I want to. I'm in
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: an altercation with the daddy because I want to knock
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: somebody ass out. Has to get off because I remember
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: that little girl dress and I looked there at the daddy.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then what do we do called? Did
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: we just get off the elevator? Yeah? We had to
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: get off because the word I can't be here. You
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: could tell yeah, going to do this? What you do?
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: And you're a father with daughters. What you're doing? Yeah?
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: The little girl on this elevated all these people on here.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: This all right with you? Man? This ain't cool man,
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable and then you ain't. Finn say, Steve Harbor
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: was in here right right with my daughter and he no, no,
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: I'm telling you what's wrong. I want to knock his
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: ass out. Pot fella ass sitting up in here. Man
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: look like he Finn have a baby his damn self.
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: But what should Devin do? Definitely getting his lease be
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: about to get kicked out. Man. First of all, you
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: should have never said nothing. You didn't hit the baby. Yeah,
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: all right. We'll have more of today's trending stories on
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the hour.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: This story right here, this is a crazy story and
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: trending weird news. Let's just say that, Okay, if you
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: ordered a new sex toy, it may be delayed. This
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: is due to a massive trucks bill in Oklahoma last week.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: A portion of the I forty in Oklahoma City was
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: shut down for a few hours last week when a
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: truck crashed and blew its entire load of sex toys
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: and loom all over the road. You can't make this
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: stuff up. You cannot, Okay, fortunately no one was hurt.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: A local TV traffic reporter who was above the scene
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: of the crash and a helicopter has gone viral for
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: his attempt to give details about the crash. While trying
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: not to give too many details about what was going on,
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: he didn't want to say what was strown all over
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: the highway. When asked by an anchor inside the studio
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: what was on the road, he paused and said, we're
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: zooming in. Well, not really, I can't tell. Maybe you
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: can tell anyway, according to Newsweek. According to Newsweek, medical
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: doctors say that vibrators are good for women's health. So
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: catch it now, right, this is a story that's concerning
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: for women. Yeah, but you never think about how they
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: get to the stores. They have to be transported in
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: trucks and all of that. And so the response, Yeah,
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: some people pulling over picking up some gifts. There was
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: some people pulling over picking up some gifts. Yeah. Coming
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: a round of would you rather? Right after this you're
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: listening to show, it is time now for a round
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: of would you rather? Steve? Would you rather push on
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: a glass pull door knob? Okay. Just would you rather
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: push when it says pull on a glass door, or
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: would you rather stub your pinky toe on the door? No, no,
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: don't push. You're doing all that This baby to right
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: hit that door. I don't give a damn that baby
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: to k take no press. I believe, I really believe
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: that that pinky toe, yeah, and the other thing that
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: start would a peek them the two weakest parts of
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: my body that can't take nothing, pinky toe and the
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: other peak. Either one of them you got. You can't
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: no pressure garden with your life. He cold, no kind
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: of moving. I cannot jam that toe up into that
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: wall though. Notice right, all right? So would you would
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: you rather sleep on the floor without with would you
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: rather sleep on the floor with a pillow and blanket,
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: or would you rather sleep on a bed without a
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: pillow or blanket? Hm? Uh, So you're on the floor
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: with a pillow and blanket that blanket. Yeah, So you're
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: gonna get on the floor, so you'll be on the floor. Yeah,
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: I gotta get some carpet or something. I'm gonna gonna
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: get out there in that floor. I'm gonna tell you
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: right now, you get up in that bed ain't got
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: no blanket or pillow. What are you doing? Hell? Are
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: you fitting? You can't get comfortable without a pillow or blanket? Yeah,
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: and if you fall asleep, you're gonna free to death
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: and wake up anyway. Yeah, you can never make it
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: without a blanket. I get on that floor, I just
- 1:18:06Speaker 1: keep turning. You know you're gonna get half of your
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: body gonna start hurting it flip over, dude, the other half,
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: and you know, lay on your back a little bit,
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: you know, So you choose the floor with them in
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: the floe dog, okay, with the pillow in the blanket. Yeah,
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you do, John, Go lay across
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: your bed. Uh huh with no pillow, just on top
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: of the cover. Yeah, yeah, you lay that. But don't
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: let it get cold though, Right, I have to have cover.
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: I have to have Plus I sleep naked, so ain't
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: no weight in here? Why? Man? What all? Right? Moving
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: on to would you rather never lose your phone again
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: or never? Or never lose your keys again? Oh? I
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: lose both all of do you? Yeah? I'd rather never.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: I can't lose my phone key, somebody always at my house.
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: I'm getting okay, I'm very rarely come Hi, ain't nobody? Yeah,
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: if I don't stay out at night? Nowhere, so somebody here?
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: All right? Coming up? That's today's round of would you rather?
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour. It
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. We'll have some
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, guys, before we get
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: out of here and get to Steve's closing remarks. Um,
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: this is our last break of the day. We did
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: want to tell the people in Puerto Rico and the
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Dominican Republic that we're praying for our neighbors there. Um
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: As Storm Fiona hits the islands and it has left
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: the entire island of Puerto Rico without power and causing
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: landslides and life threatening flooding. President Biden has approved a
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: national emergency declaration and FEMA has announced emergency aid for
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: Puerto Rico. Again, we are praying, I mean, this is
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: happening again. Long ago it was about another horrible story, right,
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: it was that Hugo hurricane. Yeah. At least this time
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: we have a president that cares about yeah, yeah, yes,
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: And we are praying and as Steve earlier, we talked
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: about vote voting, how important this mid term election is,
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: and this is National voter registration week. By the way,
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: I can't even this election here, folks, this election here.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: If you think the Biden Trump election was important, you
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: have no idea how important this thing is. Because listen, man,
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: I don't care who the president is. If he don't
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: have the votes in the Senate and the House, it
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: nothing happens. And the Republicans are brilliant at making their
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: constituency understand that. Well, we've got to get the same
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: brilliance about ourselves and get our constituents to understand it.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: The mere terms are critical, these elections for judges and
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: all of these other positions, especially Senate and governor. Look, man,
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: these are the people are going to determine what the
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: laws judges we messed around. Trump got in and put
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: in Cavanaugh and whoever else he wanted, and now Roe
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: versus Raid has been overturned. And now this is what's
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: amazing about the Republican party. Less government control, less government control,
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: but every time they get a chance to change a
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: law with their judges, they do it. And what bigger
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: form of control can you exhibit or execute than to
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: control or woman with what she does with her body.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: I don't see a bigger form of control. So you're
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: taking the choice away from a woman like she has
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: no vote, no say so in the matter. Man, y'all
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: kill me with this. Man, I just don't understand how
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: we or here's a deal. The Republican Party and the
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: Conservatives are in the minority in this country, and they
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: want to control the majority because they think as a
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: minority they know better for the majority. But it's all
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: smoking mirrors, man, for the real thing that's happening. They
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: really only care about their money, they power in their position.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: They don't care about the people. They use the people
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: to maintain their power, position and money, and you become
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: a pawn in it. Donald Trump don't care nothing about
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: his constituency all but they'll roll and die for him.
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: But you ask yourself, what has he done for you?
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: What did he actually do for you? He promised all
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: the coal miners in West Virginia that he's bringing back
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: cold jobs, not off one. Lied from the beginning, told
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: them what you wanted to hear, not one. You can't
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: bring cold back and try to have clean energy. Now,
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: let me get to Georgia. There are a lot of
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: elections around him. Look, we gotta be concerned, man, these
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: people are blatant. This Marjorie Taylor Greenwalm And who's out
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: here talking about Stacey Abrams is she don't like the
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: poor conditions get out of Georgia. That sounds a lot
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: like why don't y'all go back to Africa to me?
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: Because they keep shaping the way they're saying it, but
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: they saying the same thing. You have a party that
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: thinks that this is not our country, and they do
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: everything and we ain't in much better shape. This thought
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: is prevalent throughout the government and throughout neighborhood school systems
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: and everything. I just don't feel welcome here, man. But
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: you know you want us to be patient. I'm tired,
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: a weak and and and we're tired. Are you telling
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: us to be patient while all you do is reroute
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: the laws and reward them to keep the same behavior.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: You know, it don't make no sense. Too much violence
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: against black people are being perpetrated and nothing think being
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: done about it. It's just it's just a lot, man.
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: And y'all, look, we got to change the selection. We
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: are going to register, go to When We All Vote
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: dot org and check your status. Check the new requirements
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: for voting early take check the new rights for voting
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: vote absentee voting. Check out your zoning where your polls
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: would be. They have changed everything. They've moved the gold
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: post to make it so they can win. We have
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: got to stop this. Stacy Abrams will be the next
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: governor of the state of Georgia, and Warnock will hold
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: his Senate position because you are not going to trick
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: us with herschel Walker. And if he go to the
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: debate in Savannah, Georgia on October thirteenth, you'll you'll find
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: out then. But I don't think he gonna show up.
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: They can't get him ready. By hey. That's it, y'all.
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