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Profound Show Open, Things Trump Doesn't Know About Black Women, Aretha Franklin Funeral, VMAs, Viral Video, Lies, 2 Chainz Wedding, Kim K, Weekend Confessions, Show Close and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah. And this one toether for Steve Bay. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you join h joining You don't turn to go, You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out at the turn you love.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn the wanter go. Comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing, got it? Uh huh, I shall will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. Excuse me, you are listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Arvy
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show, man o man o man something
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  Speaker 1: going on real good today. You ought to feel blessed today.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that God woke you up and gave you
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  Speaker 1: another opportunity. You know, every day you wake up, it's
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  Speaker 1: another chance. It's a chance for all of us to
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  Speaker 1: get better, to get it right, to get on the
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  Speaker 1: right path, to stop heading the wrong way. Every day
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  Speaker 1: you wake up, that's your opportunity. See, because He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep waking you up because he has a plan for you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, uh you know, Uh I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know when he makes his call,
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  Speaker 1: and and and you know who gets called home when
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  Speaker 1: I can't explain it, I don't have that answer. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not him, I'm not God. I don't claim to be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand it all sometimes. But God
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  Speaker 1: has an amazing way. But as long as he's waking
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  Speaker 1: you up, I do know this. God ain't through with
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  Speaker 1: you yet. God has a plan for you. Your job
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  Speaker 1: is to identify identify the plan. You know. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: clearly what I need for you to do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: um oftentimes the thing that you're looking for, it's right
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  Speaker 1: there inside of you. You know. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how many people I meet. Uh, Mr Harvey, Mr speak
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  Speaker 1: to you for a minute. Yeah, man, what's up with you?
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  Speaker 1: Um Man? I was just oneing man. I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to and I want to know, man, can you give
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  Speaker 1: me a good agent? Can you give me a good lawyer?
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  Speaker 1: Can you give me a good Now? Look, if you've
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  Speaker 1: got some legal problems, I understand you're gonna need some
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  Speaker 1: help right there. But the majority of questions I get
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  Speaker 1: asked is about their future, about their place in this world,
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  Speaker 1: about their mission, about what they're trying to do. How
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to figure out and then how to go
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  Speaker 1: about doing it. But the answer I must remind all
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  Speaker 1: of you it's always within yourself. It starts right there.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of people burn up a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time looking around trying to find someone. If I could
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  Speaker 1: just meet them, if I could just get on her show. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if all, if I could just get to his show,
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  Speaker 1: I beating made it. That's not that's not necessarily the case.
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  Speaker 1: Because see, just like every time you put your put
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  Speaker 1: your faith in a person or an event or currents
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  Speaker 1: or or some type of thing that you imagine yourself
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  Speaker 1: being in there that'll do it for you. Imagine of
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  Speaker 1: all the people who've made it without you know, I
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  Speaker 1: look at everybody telling, man, if I could get on
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  Speaker 1: so and so show, how to do it for me? Man,
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  Speaker 1: somebody else got on that show and they blew up. Man,
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  Speaker 1: if I could just make it to that show, do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many people have made it without that?
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  Speaker 1: So see, when you start focusing in on what your
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  Speaker 1: idea of how to make it is, and your idea
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  Speaker 1: of how to make it does not include your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, he's spending your wills. Man, It's afficious cycle
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  Speaker 1: you in now, and I'm asking everybody to get out
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  Speaker 1: of that cycle, get out of looking for someone and something.
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  Speaker 1: The answer is within you. God resides in you. That
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  Speaker 1: burning thing that you have that you just can't get
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  Speaker 1: out your head, that's a seed. God planet that that
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  Speaker 1: that's a seed. It needs watering, nurturing, fertilized, and that's
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  Speaker 1: what it needs it It didn't it don't ever say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I need that other person right there now. Now, people,
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  Speaker 1: you will meet that accompliment you, and I can assure
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  Speaker 1: you that God will put you in the right place
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  Speaker 1: at the right time. I'm almost certain that God will
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  Speaker 1: introduce you to everybody you need to be introduced to
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  Speaker 1: to make it to wherever it is. You all are
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  Speaker 1: trying to get to him talking about you and God now.
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  Speaker 1: But the moment you're taking into your own hands and
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  Speaker 1: you make the decision as to who you got to
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  Speaker 1: get to, You've just clouded and muddy the waters. See
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  Speaker 1: God's plan for you don't really need your help. It
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  Speaker 1: needs your attention, it needs your focus, it needs your faith,
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  Speaker 1: and it needs your hard work. But He needs you
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  Speaker 1: to listen. It needs you to listen more than anything. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: keep the faith and be willing to work your tail off.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you think it can happen any
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  Speaker 1: other way, but then again I do because I try
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  Speaker 1: to make it another way. So I had to come
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  Speaker 1: to the conclusion, Hey man, listen here, dog, this ain't
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  Speaker 1: working for you. You gotta get some more God, here, man,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. The answer was always within me, the
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  Speaker 1: moment I sat down with myself and told myself the
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  Speaker 1: truth that a partner, you ain't really all that a partner,
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  Speaker 1: regardless of what people are seeing and stuff, you ain't happy. Hey, partner,
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  Speaker 1: this really ain't about you. Hey, partner, you really ain't
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  Speaker 1: all that good at this. God is keeping you for
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  Speaker 1: a reason. Okay, hold up, Steve, quit tripping. What I
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  Speaker 1: need to do. I just started talking to myself and
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  Speaker 1: then I heard Bishop Jake's say a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: Then I was watching TV. I heard Joel Oldstein say
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things, and I went wild, man, Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty slick. I'm gonna try that. And when I
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  Speaker 1: did it, it changed my life. I am telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it has been God this whole time, and the God
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  Speaker 1: has been residing inside of me just like the God
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  Speaker 1: resides on the inside of you. That's him talking to you,
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  Speaker 1: telling you, man, you are to get it together. Man
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  Speaker 1: making you feel bad, it's sending you on guilt trips,
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  Speaker 1: you knowing you wrong, and you out there wrong, and
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  Speaker 1: something telling you you are not do it. Here's how
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  Speaker 1: you know. It's God. And Bishop Olmer taught me this
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  Speaker 1: in his book He's Got Um. I can't think of
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  Speaker 1: the name it right now, but it's a really good book.
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  Speaker 1: But it says in there man. Bishop Alma was talking
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  Speaker 1: in this book and he was saying, the way you
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  Speaker 1: know is not God's voice is if it ain't no
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  Speaker 1: sin in it. See how many times have you made
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  Speaker 1: up in your mind, I'm gonna show this person or
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show that person. I'm gonna get this person back.
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  Speaker 1: You hurt me, I'm gonna hurt you. You know the
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  Speaker 1: Lord don't like ugly. I'll show you well, the Lord
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  Speaker 1: don't like ugly. But no way in that doesn't safe
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  Speaker 1: for you to go show them. It doesn't say that. See,
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  Speaker 1: so when you strike out on that mission, you know, um,
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  Speaker 1: the God knows in my heart I loved you, but
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  Speaker 1: I got to do this because you did me. Whoa
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  Speaker 1: whoa ain't got nothing to do with God right there,
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  Speaker 1: you can take him out of it. If it's God,
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  Speaker 1: has no sin in it. So anytime somebody come to
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  Speaker 1: me talking about the Lord told me to do this
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  Speaker 1: to you, and that's the only reason I'm doing it,
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  Speaker 1: you need to get yourself right with God. I heard
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  Speaker 1: all the threats right there. That ain't God talking to
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  Speaker 1: me through you. What are you crazy? If it's God,
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  Speaker 1: it has no sin in it. So you got to
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  Speaker 1: be careful, man, when you're talking to people and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go down here, we're gonna do this because this
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  Speaker 1: is the right thing to do. If it has something
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  Speaker 1: wrong going on, then it can't be the right thing
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  Speaker 1: to do. Took me a minute to learn that one.
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  Speaker 1: But please get that through your head so you can
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  Speaker 1: quit spinning yourself around and remember everything you're looking for
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  Speaker 1: is within you. It's all right there. Quit wasting your
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  Speaker 1: time looking around all the time. Go to your God, man,
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  Speaker 1: talk to him. Go to that spirit that's on the
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  Speaker 1: inside of you that's calling you. Stop letting people shake
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  Speaker 1: your treat You know, every time I turn around, man,
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  Speaker 1: somebody got a camera in my face. That's a freelance
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  Speaker 1: for TMZ or something, and they all come with the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Now lately, you know I'm an atheist this
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  Speaker 1: or you know I'm you know, there's an atheist group
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  Speaker 1: that's going door to door. Now, I totally do the
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  Speaker 1: deadport to other day, I said, I don't care. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they try to antagonize. He said, hey, man, how do
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  Speaker 1: people with aggravating voices get radio shows? I said, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I never I don't know anybody with an
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  Speaker 1: aggravating voice. Well do you know that atheists go door
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  Speaker 1: to door? I said, man, that's cool. Man, knock yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: And I just kept on walking because I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get tripped up in that game. Look, atheists has the
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  Speaker 1: right to feel how they want to feel, and I
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  Speaker 1: had a right to feel how I feel. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: stopping you from going around saying you and atheists. You
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  Speaker 1: can't go around saying I stop me from saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: a believer. Let's just gonna live in this world. At
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, somebody gonna be right, somebody
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  Speaker 1: gonna be wrong, or whatever one it is, well supposed
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no God. Well, then I don't live a
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool life thinking it was and I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: ride with that one. That's pretty cool with me, right there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, y'all, we're gonna help going day tripping, lopit,
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  Speaker 1: going through something. You're listening yil Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: Live in full vivid color. That would mean that the
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  Speaker 1: majority of the people who on hill is in color. Now,
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  Speaker 1: please don't tweak that. Don't cry about that. We have rights.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, let me give you something that I've come
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  Speaker 1: to the conclusion. Black people have the right to say
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  Speaker 1: things about other black people and themselves that other people
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  Speaker 1: are not allowed to say. This is just one of
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  Speaker 1: the perks. This is just one of the perks. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to stop trying to use that against me.
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  Speaker 1: Stop trying to tell me I can't believe you said that,
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  Speaker 1: Yes I did. What's the rule against Steve that black
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  Speaker 1: people are allowed to say things about other black people
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  Speaker 1: in themselves as long as they are black, that other
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  Speaker 1: people cannot say. Let us man ja, we have to
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  Speaker 1: get called out on that every yeah, yeah, yeah. We
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  Speaker 1: already can't live where we want to leave, already, can't
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  Speaker 1: get into school, we won't do so already then got
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  Speaker 1: denied jobs causing who we are. We can't. We can't
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  Speaker 1: sell babies, can't say a water on a dose, step
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  Speaker 1: limon name black people, can't say say we're so much
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  Speaker 1: just let us head. Is Bobby killing? We came back,
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  Speaker 1: bob and cut in a public place that we've been
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  Speaker 1: bobbing for years. She cross street calling police that dude
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  Speaker 1: just broke to the police day way by, Hey bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back there. Rips. Yeah, it weighs heavy on
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes, doesn't novel Man back in Houston, Day down
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  Speaker 1: at Houston Live at the back door. The dude called
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  Speaker 1: it on a guest that didn't have the bad He
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  Speaker 1: said he had guests to the show. He didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a risk band. They come out to get him. They
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  Speaker 1: to call the police on on this go down? When
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  Speaker 1: is this gonna stop? The Poe Botto Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the very very live, in full color Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, good morn to Sherlet So if so,
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  Speaker 1: if I say something like good morning Steve, with your
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  Speaker 1: big lips I got, I can say that. You can
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  Speaker 1: say that. I can say that because why can you
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  Speaker 1: say that? Because you got big ass and so do
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  Speaker 1: Tommy and so do Shamon and J. Yeah, seem like
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  Speaker 1: I could say this a J. What's your black ask?
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  Speaker 1: What's your black ass? How about that? See? I love it? Hey, Jun,
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  Speaker 1: what's happening? What's your sale? Yeah? That's legal because that's
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  Speaker 1: a predominant Amrican American. See, we can do that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's last one. Hey J, what's your sugar having?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. We'll be back at thirty two after everyone
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  Speaker 1: something funny. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny, guys. But before we
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  Speaker 1: get to things Donald Trump didn't know about black women. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's nothing, it's yeah. Yesterday on the rever Al Sharpton
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  Speaker 1: Show on MSNBC, it's called Politics Nations from a White House,
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  Speaker 1: aide Omar Rosa called President Donald Trump a racist and
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  Speaker 1: a performer who she believes wants to start a race
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  Speaker 1: war in this country. No, that's a lot right there, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know your boy born woman much okay, anyway, who
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  Speaker 1: she believes wants to um start a race war in
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  Speaker 1: this country? I'm a. Rosa said that Trump's claimed during
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  Speaker 1: its presidential campaign that he would promote diversity was all
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  Speaker 1: just to get votes, people all just to get votes.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think, Steve? I mean, you know, he
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  Speaker 1: did what he had to do. He said years ago
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  Speaker 1: that if he ever ran for office, he run for
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  Speaker 1: Republican because they're the easiest one to float to to
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  Speaker 1: convince of anything. And he's absolutely right. It's just really
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  Speaker 1: really sad that we at this point in our country
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  Speaker 1: where it's party over country, it's party old people. They're
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  Speaker 1: just promoting what the party's supposed to stand for when clearly, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what's best for the people. No, because she
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  Speaker 1: was in on it in the beginning. Okay, they were
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  Speaker 1: boys in the beginning, all right, Well, anyway, she's she's
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  Speaker 1: out promoting her book. You know that hinged in the
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  Speaker 1: beginning and changed up. But you know what, she was
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  Speaker 1: in there tricky from the beginning because she recorded everybody
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  Speaker 1: and everything called insurance. I don't know how they didn't
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  Speaker 1: see that, real, real on her back. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how they didn't see it. In the big boom. She
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  Speaker 1: got good audio, man, really good on the back, back
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  Speaker 1: back everything. All right, guys, you ready for what the president?
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  Speaker 1: Since we're talking about the president and Amarossa, you're ready
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  Speaker 1: for things? Donald Trump didn't know about this segment is
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  Speaker 1: out What Trump I don't know about black women. Here's
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  Speaker 1: one thing he don't know that you don't quit them.
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  Speaker 1: They quit you than you thought you knew. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know, now you now it's okay. You
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  Speaker 1: break up. When we say we broke, right, we still
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  Speaker 1: go together. I don't care what he told you. We
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  Speaker 1: still together. Okay, I got one. They don't mind going public,
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  Speaker 1: especially when they say these words. I ain't got nothing,
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  Speaker 1: bring its receipt. She had already said, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to mess with me. Yeah, I go toe to toe. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna work out for you. Yeah, another one.
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  Speaker 1: I got another. Yeah, I got one right now. Don't
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  Speaker 1: think you're gonna get the last word. Hang that up quick,
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  Speaker 1: Bacon comments. You're not gonna get the last word, President Trump,
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  Speaker 1: gonna have the last word. Thing Donald Trump did not
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  Speaker 1: know about black women learning learning? I got one. Look here,
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  Speaker 1: be prepared that she's gonna start talking with her hands
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  Speaker 1: and clapping at the same time. Have to open my
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  Speaker 1: mouth up here, Yeah, one more time to do it again.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let me have to open my mouth up No, no,
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  Speaker 1: Mr President, Okay, all right, all right, all right, you
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  Speaker 1: need to come up with a lot of names. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of names go down, none of the matter. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: name calling, don't get you know where. You don't be
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  Speaker 1: out of names. Okay, things Donald Trump did not know
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  Speaker 1: about black women, you will be out of names. But
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  Speaker 1: he's learning, he's learning, Steve, he's learning. Okay, come on,
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  Speaker 1: here's one thing Donald Trump didn't know about black women. Here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever think this. Listen, this is oneing to all fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever think this. Don't ever say this to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Now that she ain't got nothing to say. Now think
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  Speaker 1: you didn't say so, shut it down, clap back down.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, I'll tell you what. Another thing that
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump need to learn. There's going to be the phrase.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm lying. Oh I'm lying to hear this. I'm
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  Speaker 1: watch still in the should you need to remember to
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  Speaker 1: black women. I don't care how long it's been. Three yells,
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  Speaker 1: five yells. When she see you, she bringing it up.
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  Speaker 1: That's automatic. Yeah, I ain't. I ain't forgotten. He's gonna
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  Speaker 1: let you know, really important, this really things down. Trump
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  Speaker 1: didn't know bout black women. But he's learning. You don't
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  Speaker 1: live in a building with enough security that she changed
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  Speaker 1: it in. I don't care. Hi you up, Yeah, Pennsylvania,
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  Speaker 1: I got war. Come on, I got when you call
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  Speaker 1: them a dog, they here the B word. Yes, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't thank you slid that one under the radar. I
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  Speaker 1: know what you meant even to pay for that. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Reverend Motown and dig and death Jam
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  Speaker 1: and they're here with church complaints. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: Rich Agents was like our Black Panther that it was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was like for Asians. So congratulations, yes, But then
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: going to the movie for them, going to the movie,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: this is their movie and that's what I'm going to supported. Huh. Yeah, absolutely,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you went, you went. Is anybody here and me. Yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: well hear you right now, Okay, what I'm going to do?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: What I'm going to be a crazy rich Asian movie.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: They got money in this movie, Steve, you can I
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: just say this about this movie. Asians talk in the movie,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: just like black people. Okay. The only problem is you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: don't know what they're saying. Okay, but they talk in
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the movie, the whole damn movie to the end. You're
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: in the audience, talk the audience to the complete end,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: talking and the turn back look don't help you at all,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Okay at all, because your ask this out numbered. All right,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm going over there. I'm going to
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: be a crazy rich Asien because I've been tired of
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: hanging around funny whole black funny black man. So I'm
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: going over they give some crazy rich Asian. They're gonna
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: lock it. It's a little movie. I like it that
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the movie. It's so good and I knew that was coming.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know how y'all didn't see it. Anyway, time
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: two times I see one time I see us and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: watch the movie again. It's such a good movie. Anyway.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: The movie again brought in twenty five million dollars that's
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. And Kevin Spacey's movie, Um Billionaire
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Boys Club only made a hundred and I mean only
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: made a hundred twenty six dollars, not million, not not thousands,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: A hundred, a hundred and twenty six dollars. That's it. Yea.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: His career is over me movement because you have to
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: be joking, man who stole proper rding money made? Oh
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: my god? You know break yeah winner, Well, yeah, you
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: know that's you fight during the height steve of the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: me too movement with all the women coming forth. You know,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: he had some young guys come forth and say that,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: you know, he sexually harassed them. So he's been you know,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: black balls and his career. Yeah, his career's over. Oh
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, okay, well anyway, they don't they don't support
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: him anymore. They know, other support Kevin Spacey. So a
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty six dollars now, yeah, it's TV show.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: House of Cards is still going to go on without
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: him though, all right, So it's gonna start Robin right, yeah,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Robin could carry She's going to star in that. Well,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: it's Monday and Reverend Motown Take and Deaf Jam are
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: in the building with church complaints. Oh, oh, gracious one.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Here we are gathered on another Monday. Yeah, wishing that
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: things were different at our congregations, but now knowing that
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: day forever will be ungrateful and field with complaints. Here
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is the deacon with the church complaints. Yeah, get money
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: passed the eye. Then millennials has requested to change out
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the Lord seperate. They feel like the Lord has flavor
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and this will also help some of our hunger pains
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: doing serving. They won't. They recommend the gold fish crackers
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: are rich crackers, and we're voting on it, and we
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: wanted to clear it by you fair. That's not going
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to help. You're going to get the broken salt teams
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: all wait, same as always being just ain't snacked her
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: crackers because remind them of being in the club. Next thing,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you know, they don't want peanuts. We're not gonna do it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Communion stage to say they ain't a vote all right?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: This past Sunday, Yes, they passed. We sold dinners for
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: ten dollars. We know we ran out of plates, but
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: whoever fixed they played inside the Sister Moselle's tambourine. That
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: was just round upset. Uh, he's upset that there's Kyla
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: green stains on that. When she plays it, green juice
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: flies everywhere. That was Deacon Pernell who did that. You know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: his eyesight ain't good, but them sides. When you flip
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: that tambourine upside down, he's got sides on it. He
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: had got a lot more on his plea away. Uh huh.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: She wants to get her road clean due to the
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: green jails on it. I just want you to know
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: that the cleaning bill that's coming moving along. The wheelchair
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: bowling team had a big accident at the bowling alley
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: that's fast Saturday. Brother La Dixon rolled the strike in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the A frame but forgot to hit his brakes after
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: he let the ball go. They still working diligently to
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: get him out of the machine. The bowling at charging
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the church two thousand dollars for the incident. I'm gonna
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: stay clean away from this. Oh, there is no way
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: for me to interject come into this Jeopardies and all
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: of my television coreper I don't want to see anything
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: about the welding. I don't wants wrong stupid. If you're
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: time to write these place, you need to have time
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: thank the complaining somewhere we was on stage. I'll be withching.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: You can't do this to me. I just come off
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: the vacation. But he did roll the strike fast. He
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: just didn't hit his break after that list that past.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: The present ministry is requesting, Uh, sister stopped sending the
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: inmates provocative pitches. Uh. They mailed them back to the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: church because it was Sister Banda May Jones. Sorry I
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: missed that start over, Deacon, I was not paying attention
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to you. Well, I drifted off boardom head said. The
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: prison ministry is requesting that as sist us stop sending
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the inmates provocative pictures. All right. They mailed them back
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: to the church because it was just the bonding me
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: downs and her brow and slip. He sends a note saying,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: the cougar is waiting on you to come out well,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Sister Vonda. The slip shot in brawl shot, it was sexy.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: It was a bit much because Sister Vonda bought that
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: set at Victorious Secrets when clearly she shoot her bought
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it at Lane Bryant, So it was really exposing everything.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: The brawl looked like PASTI line. You seen the pigeon
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and the slip with just a tiny too too. Let
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: your church say, hey man, Man Entertainment News. We'll do
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: that at the top of the hour. Right after this.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up at thirty
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: four after the hour UH. Funeral services have been announced
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: for Aretha Franklin and the public will get a chance. Yes,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the public will get a chance to pay their respects
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to the Queen of Soul, and open viewing for the
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: public will take place from nine am to nine pm
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: on August and twenty nine at Detroit's Charles H. Wright
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Museum of African American History. Then a service for just
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: family and friends will take place August thirty one as
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the Greater Grace Temple, and then Ms Areta will be
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: buried alongside her father, Reverend C. L. Franklin, and other
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: family members at Detroit's Woodlawn Cemetery. Detroit is also hoping
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: to honor Aretha in other ways, with the schools UH
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: superintendents suggesting naming a school in honor of Aretha. But wait,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: there is more. Nielsen Music is reporting that's ails of
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: her reap This music increased one point five percent on
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: the day um after her death. She moved a hundred
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: and thirty four thousand combined albums and digital song downloads,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: up from eight thousand the previous day, and the top
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: selling song, of course, was respect, followed by You Make
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Me Feel Like a Natural Woman, while the top selling
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: album was their Compilation's Greatest thirty Greatest Hits and her
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: gospel set Amazing Grace. Yeah. So anyway, I was one
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, I mean I I downloaded the thirty
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Greatest Hits. Yeah. Yeah, her voice was amazing. Yeah, yeah, thirty.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: But there then there's more. Yeah, but a lot of
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: my favorites were on the thirty. Jane Chang change. Yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: let's come on alright. J That Noma When my Mama
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: played that, I knew my daddy did something wrong. J
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: J J. Wow. Well. Another entertainment news, the MTV v
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Mas are set for tonight with Kevin Hart, Tiffany Hattish,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, Nicki, Minaj Carti B, Travis Scott, Common, Tiana Taylor,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and more. Jennifer Lopez is said to receive this year
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: it's Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, and she'll also perform
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: on the show. Plus there will be a special tribute
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: planned for the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, and of
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: course there would Yeah. Yeah, you're about trying to make
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: that cut again the Queen's music. Now you think I
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: say Fantasia, Yeah, I mean she'll be good, good, close, Yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: she'll be close. Yeah, I mean her voice ere Franklin's voice.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it was just it was one of a
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: kind and that was it. Once in a lifetime you
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: get something like that. Yeah, her voice was too too different.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Fantasia, Yeah about Hood yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Trip, Yes, and these are people that that
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: girl's outsane. Yeah. And a Wreatha liked her too. Yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: she said it in an interview. All right, Steve ms
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: and is that well, lazy and gentlemen, here she is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the lovely and talented miss and Trip. Thanks Steve, Thanks
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: everybody out there. This is and Trip with the News,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: starting out with sad news. Former you and Secretary General
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Kofi Ann has died. He died over the weekend after
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: a short illness. Anon was eighty years old. He became
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the seventh Secretary General of the World Body and was
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: also the first black African to hold a position, leading
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the u N for two successive five year terms beginning
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: in Kofian was from Ghana. He was awarded the Nobel
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Peace Prize in two thousand one. Former CIA director John
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Brennan says he may take legal action against the President
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: over Trump's revoking of his security clearance. I am going
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to do whatever I can personally to try to prevent
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: these abuses in the future, and if it means going
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to court, I will, I will do that. Bolton was
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: on NBC's Meet the Press. He has that he has
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: already been contacted by a number of lawyers. Trump provoked
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: his credentials and is threatening to do the same to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: a long list of other former Washington officials who have
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: either criticized him or been criticized by him. Some seventy
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: five former Intelligent officials authored a letter denouncing Trump for
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: snatching Brennan's security clearance, saying they have the right to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: express their opinions without fear of punishment. Liberations readsoomed today
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: in the Bank and Tax for a trial of former
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Trump campaign chairman Paul Man of fort And finally, the
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Associated Press reporting that funeral services for the Queen of
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Solar planned for the end of the month. In Aretha's
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Franklin's hometown, Detroit. Private services for only family and friends
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: are set for August thirty one at Greater Grace Temple,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: were remembers of the public will be able to pay
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: their respects to the world famous Black American songstress while
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: she lies in state on August and twenty nine at
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the Charles H. Right Museum of African American History. Okay,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: so write that down is at the Museum of African
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: American History, Charles H. Wright. The Reverend Jesse Jackson spoke
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: at yesterday's memorial service at Aretha's father's church, Detroit's New
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Bethel Baptist Church and first sang in the choir. Aretha
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: to be entombed at the Woodlawn Cemetery in Detroit, alongside
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: her father, her sisters, her brother, and nephew. Aretha Franklin
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: died last Thursday at age seventy six from pancreatic cancer.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Muscles from all over the world are in Mecca, Saudi
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Arabia right now on this the second day of the Hodge.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Millions of the faithful make the trip each year. Attending
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: the Hodges is something that every Muslim hosts to do.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: By the way, at least once in his or her lifetime.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: The Hodge ends on Friday. You may remember that the
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: late Malcolm X attended the Hodge before he returned back
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to the U S and was murdered. Finally, tops at
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the box office this weekend was a new comedy, Crazy
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Rich Asians Money. These people aren't just rich, they're crazy,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: yell on the outside, a white on the nside. Crazy
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Rich Asians brought in a better than expected thirty four
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: million dollars. That's right, thirty four million dollars. Crazy Rich
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Asians now the biggest opening for a romantic comedy in
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: three years, and there having been a very many old
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Asian cast films out there for quite some time. You
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: had the Joy Luck Club, and when I was young
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: it was the Flower Drum Song I remember, right, which
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I absolutely love. But Crazy Rich Asians thirty four million dollars.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: to Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys in social media news,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: did you all happen to see this white doctor at
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the center of a viral video now showing him complaining
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: that he was being treated like a black person. That's
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: in quotes during an arrest. Yeah, he was at the
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Orlando International Airport. Here, let's take a listen. Oh my god.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, I'm not listening black person. All right, so
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: treating me luck after? Right? Now? Okay, here's a deal.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: This is so. Look, first of all, when he said
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: you're treating me like a black person, I can't even
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: tell you how wrong he was. Let me just help
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: you with some words. You don't get a chance to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: ask them if you're black, do not hurt me. You
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: don't get a chance to say you're being too rough.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: You don't get a chance to request don't beat me up.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You don't get a chance to say, oh my god.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Then the police do not suggest to black people you're
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: going to get sprayed. We don't get none of We
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: don't get none of that. So now you didn't get
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: treated like a black person in your world, you felt
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: like you were being handled roughly. I still in the
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: video never saw them ever finally cuff you. You didn't
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: get slammed to the ground one enough knees in your back.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You didn't get your face busted open. Because once you
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: don't comply with put your hands behind your back, that's
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: immediately policy for you. Are arrest and now everything is
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: his own. Now open game, and he lives to tell
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the story. You're right, and that still alive. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: he didn't get shot. Yeah he lives. So you know,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: treat me like a black person. Not quite nah, yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: but but check this out though, Steve. In an interview,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: his name is Dr Jeffrey Epstein, he said that he
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: behaved that way on purpose to teach police about excessive force.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: He said, if you were going to do this to
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: a white doctor who's fifty nine years old for doing nothing,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: then why would black people trust you? He was, he right,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: get involved in black lives matter if you really really care,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you know, something like that. Come on, yeah, that's what
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: he said he was doing. Black woman, All right, listen
• 41:11
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• 41:18
  Speaker 1: next thirty four after the hour, the truth isn't the truth.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about Rudy Giuliani. Coming up next. You're listening
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve, so listen to this. Yesterday,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: President Trump's attorney, Rudy Giuliani tried to explain on Meet
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: the Press why he's not rushing to allow President Trump
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: to go under oath with a special counsel to talk
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: about the Russian investigation just yet. Okay. When asked whether
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: simply truth is truth? Take you listen to Giuliani's response, Steve, oh,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: isn't truth? Truth, isn't truth? He said it out of
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: his mouth. Okay, Well, well what is it then, Lawyer Ran.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, see, because he's describing that disadministration perfectly.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: If you tell them something that is the truth, but
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: they say it ain't, then it ain't the truth, and
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: they're cool with that. See, lying up there now is
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: the norm, and you have to accept the lies because
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it fits the agenda that we're pushing. So so we're
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: gonna lie. And when we go right, y'all ain't cool
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: with this because the truth matters? How about that? Yeah?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Do not to them that results matter the truth. Look,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the whole thing is a hypocrisy if you think about
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: it for real. The whole thing is just a bunch
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: of crap. Look all of those a lot of those
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Republicans up there higher illegal immigrants to work for them.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: A lot of them have them in their restaurants, they farms,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: they construction sites, they houses, they golf courses, all of them.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I got news for you too. A lot of Republican
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Conservatives are gay. You can be against gay marriage all
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you want, y'all get y'all K two man. Letting people
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: live their life. Why all of a sudden you got
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: a problem with that. See, So the whole thing is hypocrisy, man.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: They act like they just they've created this moral party
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: that has no morals. We don't We don't care about
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: nobody except the people in this party. So take them
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: babies down at that border and separate them from their mamas,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: because there's nobody in the administration ever had that to them.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: They ain't lived in the hood, has seen child protective
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Services come through and remove people. They don't know, nobody
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: in foster care, they don't know. It's it's crazy, man,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: what they what they're normalizing, but want everybody to go
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: along with the normalizing. Like the four thousand lies he
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: had told who the hell of them to? I ain't
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: told fourth and I love lying to the bank on lying.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: That's how we don't understand. I ain't opening a win hell,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna try to last sometimes, but he had
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: told four thousand lives since he's been it off, there's
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of Let me ask you something, Jay, Tom
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Kill Kill. How many lies you think you've been told
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: this year, just this year January to right now? How
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: many lives you've told you? Okay, Tommy, at least James, well,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I know to the exact number one million, nine to
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: wait a minute forty three. Yeah, I mean lives I'm
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: told this year about damn Neil right after every breath.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: That's a lot. It ain't Yeah, but I ain't president.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: That's that's about at least that's at least a hunt
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: of the day. We're comedians were supposed to laugh for
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: a living. Yeah, the truth. Yeah, wow, embellish. Okay, alright,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: you liars out here, get ready for the King of
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Pranks up next with the prank phone call. You're listening
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, alright, coming up on
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter. Oh, the subject my landlord is getting
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: more than the rent? I said, my landlord is getting
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: more than the rent? All right? All right now right
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: it sounds promising, Yeah, alright, right now, though, it's time
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: for the King of Pranks with today's prank phone call.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: What you got nef your son Pete and the pool?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: See what? I'm gonna go to the barroom water right here. Hello,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach it. Can you hear me? I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: trying to read Anastasia? How are you doing? Listen, I'm
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: gleaning the lfeguard over here at the pool here in
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: the apartment complex. Do you have a um if you
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: have a son named yes, sir? Everything all right? Uh yeah, yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: everything is fine. I mean a quick question, man, we
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: got a situation here with what's going on. We're not
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna be allowed to uh let him swim
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: here at the pool and the complex anymore. What we
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: got him? Your son? I mean, he swims there pretty
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: much every every every other day. You know, I'm always
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: here seeing him swim. But it seems like is you know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: we've been trying to figure out who it is. You'll
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you'll fun keep peeing in the pool. Now. I don't
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: want to get into it with you your sons. We
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: finally narrowed it down. Your son is the one that's
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: peeing in the pool every day, and you know it's
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: really a bad thing. Uh, we can't continue to keep
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that him. Come over here. We gotta ban him from
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the pool. My son, don't pin pool. We ain't nashing
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: like this. Did you check this to be He's gonna
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: say it's my son and in the pool. Well, your
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: son is the one to be making faces and stuff.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: But I know that's what he's doing here in their pin.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Your son is the one that's pinning making faces. He'd
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: be making faces, so I know here in their pen
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: got to do with he can be making faces, come
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: pooh and something that you're gonna face and in the
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: pool because he's making safe I'm not gonna go lasting
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: like that. I teach my kids better than that. He
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: ain't been a pool later, I'm not gonna All I'm
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: saying is he can't come over here and swim anymore.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: He's banned from the pool until we rectify this problem.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Not paying. When he's gonna be in the pool and
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: we all pool, we're gonna be there. And that's a
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: mind made of fact. I'm kids to the pool. No,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: we're gonna a man. I'm not been the city and
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you all. I'm trying to
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: tell you it was just right here. Your son has
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: repining the pool. My boss wants me to bear him.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: If he's not the one, then we will allow him
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to come back later. But right now we're singling people
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: out and your sons. You know, it just seems like
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: he's the one that's doing it. What's your name? Was?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: My name is Glen. I'm Glean the lifeguard. That's who
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I am. Now what's your real name? Then? What but
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be calling you? Ain't got a little
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: bit this calling my I'm talking about myself. No how
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: you can never get I'm not at liberty to get
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: him my last name. The bottom line is we can't
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: come in the bottle? What but she lit me to come,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: but she can't give me no atom name. Okay, listen,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not. All I'm supposed to do is call you
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: will let you know that we're banned in your son
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: from getting in the pool. What you're talking about? You
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: can't ban my father dreading the life board? Get a
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: real job? Summer job? Did you go? Job it? Call
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: him my found? You should? You know? Want? You ain't buy?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: And you can't stop nobody? Who's come next? Fool? And
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do damn though tomorrow again. And if he
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: did trying to clean that man, let me say this
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to you. If your son comes to the pool tomorrow
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son out
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: of the pool. I'm less you want. I wish you
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: weird because you don't need lifeguard. Try the pool. I
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: wish you would. What what kind of problem? Open at
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: till o'clock? Who's gonna be there? Nine? You got me up?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Snatch my son out of pool? Mine? Everybody pool? Ye, ladies.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: The problem is I've heard has been singled out all
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the other kids, appointing up and saying he's the one
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: that's doing it. Your son is the one that's being
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: He's clear whatever whatever. For right now, all I'm asking
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: is is keep your son away from the pool for
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: the next two weeks. If we found out that it's
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: not him, will allow him to come back. Okay, he
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: ain't saying pool for two weeks. And if you do,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come back and do for most fool, I'm
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: gonna having the whole two weeks and go back to that.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Come you can tell you about his face. You said
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: what you said, you be life. You by the pool,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you know, so you must not know what you're talking to.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I will be there and as a model me and
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I don't fight for my kids and they don't get
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: the pool too, don't do bring it on little kid
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: and go over there and getting them in the pool.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Don't you bring them kids
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: over there and bring them in the pool. No, none
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: of your children. I don't give it. I want you
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: say you don't run life. God, get rid of lady.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Listen to lady. I'm not gonna go continue to go
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: back and forth. I got one more thing I need
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to say to you what I'm done. I'm great. One
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: more thing that I'm done. You ain't gonna say to me.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I do what I want to say that I do
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: need to say to you what you're good to say
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to me. I need to say this. This is left
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you tell me from the Steve All the Morning Show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You just got Frank from your home board. Hello, I
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: was kicking look man, look it up. You call me
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: doctor man. If you want to get this book this yeah,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: play too much? Yeah, I know you gotta play too
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: black little place because nothing I'm walking toward me now,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I thought you was coming to the pool tomorrow. I
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: was coming to the office today and they stayed was
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: open the five cock. I'll to tell me, I'll come
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: files by myself in the pool. I was for the common.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Now take care of them kids, baby. I got one
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: more thing. I got to ask you, what is the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? The Steve having on
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: thinking about it? So alright, alright, come on here, somebody
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: got to do with Sherley. Come on and twenty night.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. The nephew will be in Nashville,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Tennessee at Zaney's. And yes they almost what sold out.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It ain't tell any happy by God, Yes, sir, the
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: nephew come to town Nashville, Tennessee one on Thursday to
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Friday to Saturday, and we will think about Sunday. I
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: let y'all know after it. Appreciate y'all getting ready for
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: the nephew to come to town. Thank you so much.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You have me Tommy. Yeah, man, i'd be stupid here.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I get to go be stupid somewhere else. What's wrong?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I got a great You can't be nothing else though,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I don't see where. Yeah, like you go somewhere and
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: get small. Yeah, yeah, I believe you got a game
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: or hey, let me ask you something we did with
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: the game. Are you smaller than time? No? No, no, no,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: we just gave it the rest of you guys. You know,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I can not you so much. But so Tommy, you know,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: can regroup and stuff and you can refresh. He can
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: reset it right, go back to his glory days when
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: you were on vacation. He was crushing them, crushing air
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: man when you're hit. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah, see they
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: were just a little suck on and not paying what
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I pay us quick. Yeah that's really Yeah. Tommy was
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: quick fast, all of that fast was not going Why
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: have you seen him quick off face the game during
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: the game when you were going, Steve, Oh, I thought
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: you were talking about racing team. Yeah. But anyway, so yeah,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring the game back. Since you asked, are
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew Tommy, we'll bring it back in
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: a couple of days. Yeah, tomorrow changed the name of it. No,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: we like the name. Sorry, I just want my name
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: all right, if you tell me, thank you. Coming up
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: next to Strawberry letter, the subject my landlord is getting
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: more than the rent. Right after this, you're listening to
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for Yeah. Sorry,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: my mind, my mic was wait, I was talking my
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: behind up though dedicated. All right, here we go today
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. It is time. If you need advice on relationships,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting, and more,
• 55:41
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• 55:45
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• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and if you and if you need advice at even
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: if you signo letting and you still might need it
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: and we could be reading your It depends on how
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I feel that day. Sometimes I don't feel like advice.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm just gonna do these damn jokes. Let's see
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: how you feel today, Steve. All right, come on, hold
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: on tight here it is a Strawberry letta subject my
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: landlord is getting more than the rent. All right, Dear
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty eight year old female
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: and I've been married for three years. My husband and
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I met twenty eight years ago in middle school. I
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: love him with all of my heart and I always have.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: My only problem is that I'm lusting over our Landlord.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Whenever I think about the Landlord, my body just reacts
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: no matter where I am. When I am in his presence,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: it's just like we we fit together. When I am
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: with my husband, I am often thinking about the Landlord.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: My mother always told me that if a man can
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: make you laugh, he can get anything out of you. Well,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: he certainly has gotten it, all of it, and it
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: is in all capt I'm ashamed of what I have done,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: but it feels so right and I don't think I
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: can stop now. I wish I felt this way about
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: my husband, but I don't. So I need some advice, surely,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: and Steve, my mind, heart and my body are with
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: my Landlord. I don't want my husband to find out,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: and I don't want my marriage to end. Please help me. So, um,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you're breaking him off and you're giving him rent money
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: to wow when when for him? For him, not you?
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: So here's a question, though, Why are people always asking
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: us Steve for advice after the fact. What is up
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: with that you're you're you're you're already done the do
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: or it as you call it. Why didn't you write
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: us before, you know, like when you were just you know,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: thinking about it, when you were just fantasizing about it.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe we could have really helped you. Then it's a
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: little late in the game for you to be asking
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: what should you do now? But since you have asked
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: um and you say you don't want your husband to
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: find out or or your marriage to end. Guess what,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: it's an easy answer, But I guess for you it's
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: hard to do because you said it was because you're
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: so in. You gotta stop. You said you don't think
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: you can stop. We're humans, we all have self control.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: You can stop. You can definitely stop. You have to
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: leave this man alone. You have to cut your losses
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: by cutting him off, or you could lose everything. Okay,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: lusting over someone and actually doing it are two different things.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Or or you know, actually acting on that lust, those
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: are two different things. You've got to reel yourself in.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: And I mean, is it worth losing your marriage? Is
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: it worth your husband finding out? I don't think so.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: But that's the choice you have to make. You could
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: lose everything in this situation if you don't stop, and
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: you can stop, it's doable. Steve, you go play the game.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Come on, then you got to learn the game. This
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: is a woman who don't know nothing about the game,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: but out here playing it, and she going about this
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: entirely the wrong way. You're thirty eight years old, you've
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: been married for three years. Your husband and I met
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: twenty eight years ago. Y'all was ten put soquit in Middleshire. Obviously,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: wasn't nothing hot and popping back at ten. I love
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: him with all my heart and I always have. You
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: don't love him with all your heart now, cause a
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: little bit later on in this letter, we're about to
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: find out that a piece of your heart is our
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: staff with the damn landing lord. Now, my only problem
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: is is that I'm lusting over our land lord. First,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: let's deal with that. The reason you're lusting over the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: landlord is because he owns a home. Home only ship
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: brings out. Look, it's sexy, it's something real sexy. Gott
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: a man that got a house. I'm just telling you real.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: If he was, if he was a neighbor reading, you
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't even look at this ass where he owned
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: that house. Home Ownership is sexy because women love security.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: And somewhere in the back of your mind, deep deep,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: deep far away, you know if you had to be
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: with him, he has somewhere for you to stay. My
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: only problem with you lust enoughter your landlord is I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: almost willing to bet your landlord is married to didn't
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: say you Rick. She didn't say that, but I'm reading
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it in because she don't want to tell you that part.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: But most dudes that got houses, got wives are going down.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: If we ain't got no white, what the hell we
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: out for? I don't want a whole. We just need
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: a crib. We just need a refrigerator, flash free TV.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: We didn't need a crib. You don't need all that.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't got the old no hole. Get yourself tired
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: of thirty year volage for what you do that for wives?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Oh man, whenever I think about the landlord, my body
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: just reacts. I hadn't done that bitfo and the people
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I felt that we ain't even had they had nothing.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Felt that way about Valerie McKnight. She didn't have a
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: damn thing new name from the front from the past. Yeah,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: that was black from the past that we thought we
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: knew all your past. One that you can't know. If
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: y'all knew my past, I'd be off the end. So
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: we don't want that. Yeah, we definitely don't know when
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I met his presence is like we just fit together.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I think about my landlord, my body react no matter
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: where I am when I mean his president is just
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: like we fit together. When I'm with my husband, I'm
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: often thinking about my landlaw. My mother always told me
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: that if a man can make you laugh, he can
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: get anything out of you. Who well we got for
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: me and sitting here all to know a little bit
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: about that. He and on homes with the exception of
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Junior right, I'm not married, right right, and Jay lucky
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: he got a house. All right. Listen, see we'll have
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: person they didn't get that well. Have vers two of
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three after the our
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: subject my landlord is getting more than the rent? Right
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening, Steve Show alright, Steve, we're in
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: the middle of the Strawberry Letters subject my landlord is
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: getting more than the rent recap please, well, you know,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: let's going back into this. This lady thirty eight years old,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: been knowing the husband since they was two. They didn't
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: got together and being made three years. The only problem
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: is she's lusting over her landlord. Whenever I think about
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: her landlord, her body reacts no matter who I sha
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: when I'm in his presence, and like we just fit together.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: When I'm with my husband, I'm often thinking about the Landlord.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: My mother always told me that if a man can
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: make you laugh, you can get anything out of you.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: You know where he certainly has gotten it, all of it.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of what I've done, but it feels so right,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: and I don't think I could stop now. I wish
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I felt this way about my husband, but I don't.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Well so much, for I love him with all my
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: heart and always have. Until you met big big house
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: knockle big house name house knock that h K, big
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: house knock How did you come up with that name?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Because he come over to the house knock on the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: door to collect the red and you just started pass
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: not everything he got some rich something to go with
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: the rid, some boating red, just some how long could
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I stay here? Thing win for him? But this what's crazy?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Oh see, if you're gonna play the game, then you
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: got to know the game. You can't sleep with the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: landlord and still pay the rich. Thank you, I ain't
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: know such a thing. And free cooking cooking car, you
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: are dumb playoffs. You stupid giving up and giving him money.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You gotta how the hell you ain't taking that buying
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: some Christian Lubertans and stuff. Now, if you don't want
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: to tell your husband, then take the rint money and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: shot with it. Yeah, and your own house. But how
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: are you giving him cooking and money? So you're paying
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: him to do you? You stupid? Every man in here
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: and bought something before, directly or indirectly, you understand how
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: that going. You must wine and dine to accomplish the mission.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You got to pay the plate on y'all can drink. Now,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: if a woman requires that, then see now she tripping it.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: But then you're supposed to require that, so you ain't tripping,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: so you supposed to ask for it without asking for it.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: But take it when they give it to you. Church,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: save man. Man, Now you shame of yourself because you're
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: just in here, just just just passing out, cooking this tail.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: You're just breaking him off, and she's paying all the rent, Steve,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: not like half all of it. He getting all of you,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: and all the rent he gets all of he getting? Man,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: did you ave me? Are you not? Fine? What's wrong? Almost? Gus?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Now my question is Are you not fine? Or you
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: just don't know the rules of players? Are you've never
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: had this presented to you before. I don't know what
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: it is, but you need to pull yourself together, Shirley
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: and Steve. My mind, my heart, and body are with
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: my landlord. I don't want my husband to find out,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: and I don't want my marriage in and your money
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: to all of us with him sitting up in here
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: just passing out to you, like, ain't nothing you just
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: little Peter cotton Tell popping down the bunnet trail, big
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: house locker coming through there, just being all the slave
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: owner saying that one more time? What's his name? House
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: knock because it sounds like something else? Yeah, because that's
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: what But that's where the name house knockers sounds like
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: a mod to it because it is because when he
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: knocked on the door, he get everything in the house,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: the ring, what's in there? Just in here passing? I'll
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: tell better, Like it's free who give out free cooking?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Joe stupid behind nowhere nowhere nowhere. You don't get free
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: cooking at the strip club. Ain't no free cookie. Ain't
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: It's women that will make you if you want to play,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: you got to pay, yes, directly or indirectly. But that's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: just the game. We understand that it's something women. You
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: can't just keep going with them as long as you
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: want without marrying nel. We understand that. So we're getting
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: married or yeah, i've been married three times. Everybody i've
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: been married too, said that's what they wanted. If I
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: didn't him say that, I probably i'd probably be in
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: hell right now. Yeah, yeah, no, I was going to hell.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah you got no, I was going to here not. Yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: you just don't rapture and all that jewlshday you go.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: You didn't have you wouldn't have to wait for that,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: and you can start your burning. Yeah, hey are you doing?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I had to clean up my good. I'm glad. Thank
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the Lord for that. Man, Amen and all let's here,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: so let's do a re enactment. Come now, let's do it.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Steve the laying lord or the woman. He's a good woman. Yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: play woman, real good. Yeah, we got one minute. I'm
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: laying lord. Let's go. Yeah. Hey baby, oh you know,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's time to do that thing. I think
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: you're talking too much, partner. I think we need to
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: get to this right now. All that talking, ain't gonna
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: help nobody. Well, hold only here. You You ain't trying
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: to put you up on me like that is you? Yeah?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Just's he's here. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: me get the rent. You're now Wait a minute, hold
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: on now hold him. Now you're gonna pay me the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: rent and give me the cookie. Yeah. I don't want
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: to do this, right, I don't want I don't want
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: my credit to be bad person you think, And yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to not go out and pay
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: my rent in my credits. Don't go down. You want
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: to think I'm a loose We gotta go guy. Email
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: at the Instagram as your thought talking about damnus on
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey f M. Coming up
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: in ten minutes to chains got married over the weekend.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, well, Steve, it's Monday,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: and it is time for weekend Confessions with the Nephew.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Call us right now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: what'd you say? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes in case
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: they might need some help, because you know what, Tommy,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Tommy. You know what, I'm not here to
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: help you. I just want to hear what you're going through.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. The lines are
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: open called the Nephew not here to help you, just
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: want to hear what you're going through. Weekend confessions. But Steven,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: get it off your chests and make sure you have
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: a fake name when you're called in him. Okay, like
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: what uh Taco Tomming what I'm saying? That worked right there,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Taco Tommic, Like you know what I'm saying. Uh, simple
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: shirtless something like that, just like everything. Oh yeah, Taco
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: all right, Taco Tommic, call you short tacos. A little
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: tacos are little? Yeah, they never had about the I
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: got big taco tacos when you ever get them there,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: when you get them? All right? Eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Steve is the number to call for the Nephews weekend confessions. Now,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: speaking of the weekend, congratulations are in order for two
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Chains to Chains and Keisha Ward got married in a
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: lavish ceremony at Villa Cassa Cassar Arena also known as
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Gianni Versacchi Man. Yeah, they were in Miami. Um over
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: the weekend, which they Tommy, they got two rings. Two rings, yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: to chains, to rings. Okay, why there? You say, why there? Well,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: two chains teamed up with Donna Tella Versaci to release
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: a collaborative sneaker line at Milan's Men's Fashion Week back
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: in January. So he and Keisha were also wearing Versacci
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: ensembles when he proposed to her. Remember this on the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: steps of the met gala back in May. Uh. Kim
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Kardashian and Kanye West were there also, Little Wayne. They
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: were among the guests at the wedding. You just stopped
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: going to games. Go back to Karna. Okay, let me
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: tell you what he had on Junior A T shirt
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: he didn't have underneath his jacket. He didn't wear it
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: that don't you guys normally wear a T shirt. Well,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Kanye didn't wear one bad chest just back. Yeah. Also
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: he wont He wore some gray socks and it's very
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: own yeasy slippers okay, which appeared to be a bit
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: too small. Everybody was saying because his feet kind of
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: hung off the edge. You know, people noticed everything. Why
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: didn't Kim say something like, honey, are you didn't aware
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: those she did that looks straight crazy? Did you see that?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Looks straight crazy? So Steve does Marger lets you go
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: out of the house looking anio kind of way, doesn't
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: she did? She says something, right, No, as soon as
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: I come in there, baby, you like this, that's a
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, she said so sweetly. Yeah, you're right, Jake.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Kim probably said something because Kim was looking great. She
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: looks she looks beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right now she
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: needs to pick his clothes out and lay him out
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: before she started getting to Hey, man, Kim Kim Kardashian
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: is really really and let me just tell y'all talk
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: with her several times. She's really really a nice person.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I know, I know she gets blowed up and ate
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: up alive, and people don't like her because of how
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: she made it, how she got famous, which wasn't actually
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: her fault, but you know, you know, you know, I mean, look,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: she flipped it. But then you know she's done some things.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: People don't agree with some of the pictures she hiking
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: all like this voluntarily, but that's not you. But but
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: let me just say this, the moment I look like anything,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: y'all asked getting a picture whether you won't it or not,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: let me get a six pack for our lead as well.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Day after I get the six pack and that one
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: of y'all gonna get everybody gonna see it. I'm coming
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: out on the talk show Jeff like Kanye with no
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: shirt off, but mine gonna be on button myself for
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: with my legs crossed and not even talking. Do you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: leave Middle America's right? That's hell no, But you gave
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: up on six pack? Uh huh. I just want my
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: stomach to smooth out. I just want to look like
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not in my first tris. That's all I'm shooting for.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: If I could just not look like you know, I'm
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: three two months? Oh wow, well you look good in Paris? Wow?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: You know I look good at my clothes. I'm style
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: fit but naked Nike, and I'm straight on. But if
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: you turn me side where straight on, I'm all right,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: but her side where You're gonna scare yourself totally. I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: totally disagree, Steve. Why wait till you in shape to
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: show your body? If that makes no damn sense to me?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Just like this, which is ridiculous, But did something with you?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: And yes, I did someone comment that you needed air
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: in your right breast or something. Yes, Jay did a
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: video in his white drone. Wait a minute, don Jay,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: do you have that old picture we had when you
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: was naked with your mercury wings silver one leg was up, Yeah, straight,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: don't care, silver sneakers on with wings on. J have
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: you ever been in shape? So? Have you ever? Not
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: even a bird bird? I know you said you're a
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: husky kid, but you know a lot of lucky kids
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: lose it and you know. Yeah, Now, Jane came in here,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: breathe a hart. I was pretty good right up to
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: about thirty six. Alright, shirt, alright, we're coming up at
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Call the Nephew Weekend Confessions
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven nine. Steve going to the phones right
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: it's time for the Nephews segment Weekend Confessions. Steve is here.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Steve is here, just in case call us eight seven
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: seven because what neph you laid out for us. I'm
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: not here to help you. I just want to heal
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: what you're going through. Call me right now. Okay, you're ready,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: My booth is all right, Let's go to line. His
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: booth is open. Let's go to line six. We're gonna
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: talk to because you've asked for fake names. We're gonna
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: go to Tony Denzel out of Detroit. There we go,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on, Tony? Man? What's your
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: confession this month? Man? That the grass ain't always green?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: On the other side, man, and everything that litter ain't
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: go man? Lost story short. I was the woman who
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: I'm with now is my second baby mama. But I
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: left my first baby mama thinking that I was just
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: gonna run off with this chick who seven years younger
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: than me. I'm thirty five, and you know, my first day,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: my mama was seven years older than me. So she
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: was trying to, you know, shape me into the man
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: that I needed to be, and I just wasn't ready,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: you know, I want the party and hang out. So
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: we've been together for about a year now. We had
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: a child, man, and I'm just like, I'm seeing everything
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: in this woman that I guess my first baby mama
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: was seeing me and trying to shake me into being.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Now I'm like, they didn't do something you want to
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: be to be the guy that I'm trying to beat.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Now and here I am with the us up the chicken.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: She want to go to the club and hang out,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting here looking stupid with my baby, like
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I should have stayed and been within, been the man
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: to be. So I'm just a loud realizing this, and uh,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: we got together. We talked this weekend. I'm like, you
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: know what, I hate to jump back and forth, but
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: going back number one, I got to go where it
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: was good man, I should have never left. When you're
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: gonna make the mood to yeah, ain't healthy. I'm not
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: trying to help my asking when when you're gonna make
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: the mood town as soon as possible. But as kids involved,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: so you know, I'm older than I think, smarter than wiser,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: you know I got to I got to make sure
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: she don't try to harm me and do nothing crazy
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: because you know women and women we don't flip. But
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: oh that's gonna happen. Let me take over now, hey, yeah,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: always getting bad? Yeah, hey hey, let me take over
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: now because she gonna trip. But you're older now, you
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: gotta quit making babies and running. You gotta do that first.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: And I think you come to the conclusion where you
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: got yourself together. You got to make the right decision.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: But you know we all grow up though, dog, all
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: of us. It happens to all of us. Congratulations on
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: realizing the air of your ways and then making good
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: on it. Thank you. I appreciate your God bless God, Denzel.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: Life is about to be hell baby number one, Baby
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Mama number one, Baby Mama number two. He said, man,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go to line um. Let's go to
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: line four and talk to Sasha out of Virginia. Tony Shock, Hey, baby,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: what's going on? It's more like a confession. I was.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I was talking to this guy. What did you whispering? Fall?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Because I'm in the closes, Steve, what I was talking
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: to this guy right and he invited me over. He
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: invited me over for drinks and all of that. So
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: one thing lead to another and I end up staying
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: the night. So I wake up this morning and I
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: heard a key turning like somebody coming in is his wife.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: So I had to guy in the closet with my
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: clothes every day, so I'm nagged in the closet. We're invertible,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: so I can't run out front door right now? Girl, Well,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: you know why this don't make no damning crying listening
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: on the radio to call in if you if you're
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: hiding in the close down for you is calling law
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: can't coming down there, and me and Tommy, Tommy ain't
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: coming down there this day. We do we call up?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: What you want me to do? You want to call it?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to do No. I'm just waiting
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: for her to go up to see so I can
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: wint out to find in my shut your damn mouth
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: so he hear you your ass killed. This a real
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: life Raymond. Good luck with that, Sasha, Thank you for
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: calling what he's not trying to help her, Steve, you
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: know that what we fen the new for her in
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: this closet, that naked in the closs what we can't
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: do nothing for her. We just want to hear what
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: happened we heard. We're not what we to do. You're
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: not going, I'm not going, so Sa said, it's stuck
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: in the class here man. Yeah, no, this is good.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: You can kill what not to do? Uh? Now you
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: won't be butt niked in no class? Come on next him?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Good lock, Sasha, I don't know what to tell you
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: what to tell don't put your clothes on. Yeah, at
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: least get dressed. But yeah, alright, Line five, let's go
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: to Danny out of South Carolina. I'll tell you what
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: she could do while you why you're while you're in
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: that man's closet, Put some drawls or something on your
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: head and walk out like you was ain't your mom
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: and like he was over there this morning to make
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: pay tie your head off. You didn't look like somebody,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: act like you was over there to make paycakes. Just
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: more and talk real slower. No, don't make no eye contact. Okay,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: Normally you give great advice, you give good help, but
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: that that sucked. All right, let's go Line five, Danny
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: out of South Carolina. Danny, good morning, good morning, good morning,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: good morning. To hold her over time, Danny, we got
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: fifteen seconds. What's got Well, the thing is, I'm forty
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: four and this past weekend is twenty four. You, oh
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: boy decided he wanted to be a man to step
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: up and experience an older woman. Now, unfortunately, I'm gonna
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: have to found a way to get rid of this
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: boy because he will not leave me alone. Oh yeah,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: you put it in your dad? Are you put it
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: on your dad? Why you don't want why you don't
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: want to continue it though? Okay, yeah, you gotta hold done.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Don't go nowhere, baby, hold on, hold on. We'll be
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: back with more weekend confessions right after this. Eight seven seven,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are. We're back in the middle
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: of weekend Confessions with the nephew. And uh, if you
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: have a confession for the nephew, call us eight seven
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: seven because what neph because I'm not here to help you,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: just just want to hear what you're going through. Eight
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: and seven twenty nine, Steve, the booth is open. Sherley.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: We was last talking to Danny, forty four years old,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: a female who got with a four year old young man,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: and uh, the boy won't go away. Nice Danny still that, Yes,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: she's ny, Hey baby, hello, So tell me why you
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: want to get rid of them Danny, Well, because I
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: can see it's he's going to be a problem because
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: um a parent. I don't know what type of women
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  Speaker 1: or even older women he had experienced in the past,
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  Speaker 1: but he hadn't experienced me and now he had, so
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  Speaker 1: it's just like you know, crack or cocaine. Who once
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  Speaker 1: you get a good hit, you're done. I know that's right.
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  Speaker 1: And listen, that's right, Danny. You turned him out, But
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  Speaker 1: was he good for you? He with the proper training,
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  Speaker 1: he could be work with teacher schull sashion baby, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: with the proper training. Where you going, Julior, You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna talk to dead when you give it one
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  Speaker 1: more chance, she said, with the proper training. I love that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what is he is? He agreed to and
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  Speaker 1: roll in my class. Damn, then I will. I will
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  Speaker 1: give him a second chancing the whole bit fingers because
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  Speaker 1: he saw that quiet Steve's great movie. He knows that's
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  Speaker 1: George Michael. That's that's what you need to be saying.
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  Speaker 1: Danny listened to Steve right now? What Steve? Because teacher, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going back to school that I still have to
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  Speaker 1: learn better. You better show him something, Danny, she did, Well,
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  Speaker 1: leave her alone. Do you show him something? If I
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  Speaker 1: show him anything else, Danny did, Steve, you don't know her. No,
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  Speaker 1: ste if you don't know me, I leave a lasting impression.
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  Speaker 1: So nor school started back this week. Hold on, Danny
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  Speaker 1: and Danny, how long is your plan. It's crazy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: once you passed the final and it all depends on
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  Speaker 1: the level with my extra credit. Danny. Hey, Tommy, your
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  Speaker 1: sir Danny sounds like she a little bit too much
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  Speaker 1: for you. Huh no, no, no, no, no no. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. If I had to take Danny's
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  Speaker 1: class ready for this? No, Tommy, I don't know. Danny,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that. I'm not that boy. Okay, So what
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  Speaker 1: is what you d say? I'm just saying I'm not
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  Speaker 1: the boy Danny. That's all I'm saying over him. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a man over here, That's what I'm I'm a grown
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  Speaker 1: man over here there. I'm that one that dreams are
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  Speaker 1: fantasized about, that songs I made about. Everything depends on you,
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  Speaker 1: my class against your class. I hate to end this,
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  Speaker 1: but we have to go. Danny, Danny, you're you? All right? Dream?
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  Speaker 1: What city? You're listening to the ste Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Weekend Confessions. We are back Weekend Confessions. We
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  Speaker 1: have another caller on the line, Tommy seven seven, Steve, alright,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to line one. CEV there alright, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh oh, I wouldn't miss if I didn't hear you.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't hear you. Oh, let's cause I'm quiet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: make yourself known, sir, even called the dude and coffin
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  Speaker 1: just making babies and running Nick and lady in the closet.
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  Speaker 1: What next? Okay? On line one, Jose out about South Carolina. Jo, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? I'm good man. What's your confession this morning? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sad. I slept with my co workers wife and
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: I'm in love. What's your co workers wife? And now
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  Speaker 1: you are in love? It just happened. And just what happened?
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  Speaker 1: Where were you? Where were you all? That? Give me
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  Speaker 1: the story though? Yeah? Well I went out with a
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  Speaker 1: couple of friends on Saturday night and I've seen her
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  Speaker 1: out there and we got little drinks in there. One
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  Speaker 1: thing left to another. Yeah, but where was your co
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  Speaker 1: worker at I wasn't not with him, But you ran
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  Speaker 1: into his wife while you was out his wife and
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  Speaker 1: a couple of her friends on the club. Not Now,
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  Speaker 1: where did it take place? That where y'all? Win? We
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  Speaker 1: went down to the club over in aking Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: know that. Don't get no damn name? Jose? What did
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  Speaker 1: you ask? Where did the love making take place? That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm ask over in the hotel. Oh, y'all got
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  Speaker 1: a room? Oh yes, we did, Okay, okay, and she
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  Speaker 1: didn't She didn't turn you out. She turned me out
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Well, can I say this, if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: sleep with his wife, at least you could do a
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  Speaker 1: shift for him. You know what I'm saying, He could
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  Speaker 1: go home that you're gonna be there to make eye
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  Speaker 1: contact with him when you get to work. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I gotta he works night shift, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, hey, man, let me ask you something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? How fine was she? Man? Man?
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  Speaker 1: From there with a ten? She was a ten? It
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  Speaker 1: was worth it, I asked worth Hold up to JR.
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  Speaker 1: That don't always hide be now, Jose A mess around
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  Speaker 1: might get his as That's what I'm saying. Up. She
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  Speaker 1: can't run up on everybody do you wrong? You can't
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  Speaker 1: run up on everybody that do you wrong? You get
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  Speaker 1: done wrong? To ask that? Yeah, you just had to
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  Speaker 1: take it. Hey, he worked the night shif what's of
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  Speaker 1: you work? Just when I'm leaving, you're coming in just
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen again? Oh yeah, that's going It ain't over it.
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  Speaker 1: J I don't know I'm in love God, man, They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find your trust me. I didn't stop, tom What
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Have y'all talked since then? Holse like hurry, No,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't talked yet, boy, I haven't. I haven't talked
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  Speaker 1: her yet. So do you have her number? All right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Um, we'll be back to close out
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  Speaker 1: the show right after this day. You're listening to Steve
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Steve, here we go, last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day. Before we go, you gotta give a
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  Speaker 1: special birthday shout out to you. I don't need you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's what I need you to do. That what I
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  Speaker 1: was just reminding you, that's all darling. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: come up when you do it, when we own. It's
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: like commercial Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, just trying to help you, y'all. Y'all, y'all,
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody talking to you? Jay and all? This is you.
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  Speaker 1: Bet not let us tell you what you did on
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: this day. You finish shoutouts. Don't make me. I will
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: let you in just a minute. Sure, don't sit up
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: in here here, Kevin, as we gave you sitting up man.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: You all back and forth going over that one other
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: one wash it. I hear he's been going to the
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: movies with it. You and your sure can you believe
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: that though Steve her fake, I was by myself. I
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: didn't even get a call what it is? Now we
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: can't you know, come on, let me say this car.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: We can clear that up. Now do what you need
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: to do. I'm well, dude, I'm gonna do that. Well.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, let me just say happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: my first born, my twins Brandy Lee and call my
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday text them this morning. They sent to the
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: hearts and stuff. You know, I ain't you know this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really do a whole lot. I'm a provider
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  Speaker 1: that you know. They got this book out both my daughters,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: all my daughters and got on me about it because
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: there's a book out call Love Languages and the five
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: different ways that people show love and how people accept love.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: And you know, of course I'm a provider language my love.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if I care about you, I try to
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  Speaker 1: help you when I see you down or I give
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: you something that's one of the word that's one of
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: the main ways I show love. And you know they
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: won't love in other ways. But I don't always give
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: it not always has been kind of a little thing
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: with all of my daughters my sons, I don't give
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: a damn uh, but this is where you go in
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: just no really, I just don't just wanted to make
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: the different. I do not care how my son. And
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: if you don't like the way Daddy love didn't, damnit
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: quit taking. This is about brandy and caring, and so
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to wish Brandon Carl a very very
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: happy birthday. I don't know if they give out their
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: ages or not. They probably do, but hell day old.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: So they grown and everything and they're doing real good.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm be posting something at about twelve noon Eastern
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: time nine on my Instagram about them. I got this
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: little brain drop thing on that I gotta let work
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: for a little while. And so I'm just very very
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: proud to be their father. Even more proud than that,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: my daughters are very proud of what they turned out
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: to be. I have to give their mother a lot
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: of credit for that too, because she was a huge
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: part of raising them girls. Remember it wasn't there. Remember
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: the day they were born, Steve do I oh hear? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like I wanted I wanted a boy, you damn right, Yeah,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: but what I wanted a boy? Who don't want a boy?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm back in the day. You couldn't you
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: know therety years ago you didn't You couldn't tell what
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: you was gonna have, just had to wait and see. Yeah,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: we didn't have the technology back then. And the first
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: one came out, they said, it's a little girl. Second
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: one came up, they said, oh, you got a little boy.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: I went yeah, he said, oh no, it's another baby girl.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: I looked at that and wants to go up Saturday,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: you know you mean, And then I fell in love
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: with him. Little one of the great joys of my life.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: The really grew me up a lot too. The birth
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: of my daughter pushed my level of manhood to another level.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: And they've just been very, very proud of the girls
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: and everything. So every birthday to Brandy Lee and call
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: it mine, say I'm doing that shout out and Jay
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: had a shout out, but we had to stop that
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: and its tracks or else. Yes, he will about what
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Yes she was and cruise my day. Now, well,
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: let me tell y'all what it was. And I'm not
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: gonna speak in specifics, but just so you know, somewhere
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: Jay used to work, someone over there is having a birthday,
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: and Jay was gonna do a birthday shout out, and
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: Shirley said, over my dead body, because you didn't even
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: call me on my birthday. She was a straight black woman.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: So Jay over there, we know how he feels about
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: white women, and which also added to Shirley's first that's upset. Yeah,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: so you're gonna just call I wish I happy birthday
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: on this show. You won't. We're gonna talk about my
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: class union that I went to this weekend, that's all.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with it. But that's not
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: the truth. All okay, man, So how was you? How
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: was your class reunion? It was the best time I
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: had in a long time. I had a great time.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Class seventy one, man, we had fun. But but t
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Washington hoped in high school all three in school by
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: tuning in and fifty people had a great time. Your
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: boy turned it out, Steve turned it completely. Huh. Oh
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: you spoke okay, so you performed yeah, because you can't
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: speak intelligently. No, there was no intelligence speaking not a
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: man had no intelligence nod. But I had it? Did
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: they want you to? Man? They want they want, they
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: want you when you make money down all right, seems
• 1:39:10
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