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Chicken Workers, Candy Stories, MTH, Truth Be Told and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like a million bucks things and its cub me true
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  Speaker 1: good it Steve hard to move to other, ste Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join be you doing me? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn hur you are you gotta turn to turn them out?
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  Speaker 1: Turn got the turnout? Then turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fad h I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now one and only. Huh Steve Harvey Man got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show? M Yeah, I do. Man. God been
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  Speaker 1: so good to me over the years, in spite of
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  Speaker 1: all the mistakes I've made, in spite of all the
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  Speaker 1: dirt I've done to myself. I'm talking about when in
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  Speaker 1: no one I was wrong, His grace and mercy has
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  Speaker 1: forgiven me for all of my sins. God can forgive
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  Speaker 1: you of all of your sins, everything you've done, God
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  Speaker 1: can forgive you. He can wipe your slate clean. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Might you might have some you know, things you got
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  Speaker 1: to deal with because of some of your actions. Understand that.
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  Speaker 1: But you can wipe your slates. You can wipe your
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  Speaker 1: slate clean with God and start again. You can repent.
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  Speaker 1: God has mercy and grace. You could be forgiven by God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: people answer another story. Some people may never forgive you,
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  Speaker 1: for you've heard them all, or maybe they're accusing you
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  Speaker 1: of doing something else. But you know they may never
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  Speaker 1: forgive you. But God, God is in the redemption business man.
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  Speaker 1: God will forgive you for every sin you've ever committed.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta want forgiveness now, and then you got
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  Speaker 1: to come correct because what you can't do is you
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  Speaker 1: can't shoot him the crap. Now you can say that
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  Speaker 1: conversation with him. You know, whatever you told your lawyer, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you told the victims, whatever you told, whatever the
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  Speaker 1: story is you got going if it ain't the truth,
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  Speaker 1: you could say that with God, because please know, he know,
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  Speaker 1: and he know your heart. He know if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to manipulate somebody just for the system, if you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to say this just so you can get out, He
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  Speaker 1: know all of that. So if you're planning on shucking
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  Speaker 1: him and jiving him, save your breath before you wind
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  Speaker 1: up digging yourself in a deeper hole. Just let me
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  Speaker 1: give you that piece of advice because he ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: to play with. He's too great to be played with.
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  Speaker 1: And so with that in mind, I want to share
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  Speaker 1: some positive stuff with you to smartn man. I want
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  Speaker 1: to say this now. I want to remind you not
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  Speaker 1: to let your circumstance and your situations dictate your future
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  Speaker 1: or your results. I'm gonna say this again. This is
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  Speaker 1: important information. Man. Don't let your circumstance and situations dictate
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  Speaker 1: your future or your results. Do you know that in
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  Speaker 1: order to get a different future or some different results,
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  Speaker 1: you control that entire situation. It is you. It is
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts that control the entire situation. It is how
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  Speaker 1: you look at the situation that will determine how the
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  Speaker 1: situation is for you. See, the same situation can be
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  Speaker 1: totally different for two different people because you can say
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  Speaker 1: you look at the examples of history, just just look
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  Speaker 1: look in your neighborhood. How can that was a book
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  Speaker 1: that a guy wrote one time who had the name.
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  Speaker 1: He had a name, and he did some research and
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  Speaker 1: he found a guy that grew up at the same
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  Speaker 1: age in the same neighborhood as him, with the exact
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  Speaker 1: same name. He went on to become a corporate CEO.
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  Speaker 1: The other man was an inmate, and they had the
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  Speaker 1: same name, grew up in the same neighborhood. They were
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  Speaker 1: both brothers, you know not, I'm just saying brothers men.
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  Speaker 1: And they grew and they went to different Because how
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  Speaker 1: can two different two people the same situation and the
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  Speaker 1: results turn out so different. It is because of the
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  Speaker 1: thought process of one was completely different from the thought
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  Speaker 1: process of the other. You control it. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to let your circumstances and your situations dictate your future
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  Speaker 1: or your results. Here's the way it works. This is
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  Speaker 1: so you can understand this. Your mind. It's the controlling
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  Speaker 1: factor of your thoughts. Your thoughts are the controlling factor
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  Speaker 1: of your outcome. The Bible says a man is as
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  Speaker 1: he thinketh. Please don't short play this scripture here, because
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  Speaker 1: this one is the real deal. This is the basis
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  Speaker 1: of every self improvement book you'll ever read. It's already
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  Speaker 1: written in the Bible. The Bible has all the information
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  Speaker 1: you need. But in case you need a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of clarity in some simple modern day language, then they
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  Speaker 1: have self improvement books. They are all based on Biblical scripture.
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  Speaker 1: A man is as he thinketh. That's why Norman Vincent
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  Speaker 1: Peale wrote the book The Power of Positive Thinking. That's
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  Speaker 1: why a book came out called The Magic of Thinking Big.
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  Speaker 1: That's why a book came out called Think and Grow
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  Speaker 1: Rich by Napoleon Hell that all of you, All these
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  Speaker 1: titles that I've read that have mattered in my life
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  Speaker 1: the most, These three major books that I've read, they
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  Speaker 1: all say one thing. Think thinking thoughts, because that's what
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  Speaker 1: controls the outcome. Your brain works one of two ways.
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  Speaker 1: It works positive or negative. It works good, which is
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  Speaker 1: under the column of positive, or to work evil, which
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  Speaker 1: is under the column of negative. It will have faith,
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  Speaker 1: which is under the column of positive, or you will
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  Speaker 1: operate in fear, which is in the column of negative.
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  Speaker 1: That is the only way your mind works. Your mind
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  Speaker 1: is a factory that's comprised of workers. Those workers are
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  Speaker 1: controlled by two formings, forming positive and forming negative. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what the CEO of the company, the head, man,
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  Speaker 1: the boss is you. You come to work in the
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  Speaker 1: morning and you say, man, today is a great day.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take steps towards brightening my future. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to take another step into making that dream come
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  Speaker 1: true that I've been thinking about. I'm gonna take another
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  Speaker 1: step forward in the development and the changing of my
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  Speaker 1: life in a positive, good direction. If you come to
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  Speaker 1: work and say that every day as the CEO, the boss,
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  Speaker 1: the formans can only obey you, so that what you
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  Speaker 1: just said was a series of positive statements then forming
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  Speaker 1: positive steps to the forefront. He said, I got your
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  Speaker 1: boss right away. He turns around, He blows the whistle.
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  Speaker 1: He alerts all the workers in the factory today as
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  Speaker 1: a good day. Today, we will take steps towards our future.
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  Speaker 1: Today we are putting ourselves on track to get a
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  Speaker 1: little bit closer to making our dreams come true. Today
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  Speaker 1: we will be assembling all the things we need to
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  Speaker 1: make our dreams come true in our life better in
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  Speaker 1: the right direction. Everybody break. The workers in the factory
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  Speaker 1: turn around and manufacture thoughts to justify the orders given
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  Speaker 1: by the boss, which is you. You are the CEO
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  Speaker 1: of your corporation. If you don't own nothing else, you
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  Speaker 1: own everything that's going on between your two ears. You
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  Speaker 1: are the CEO of that corporation. If that corporation is
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  Speaker 1: a good one, it's because you set it up that way.
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  Speaker 1: If your corporation is a bad one, it's because you
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  Speaker 1: set it up that day. If you trying, if you
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  Speaker 1: pushing towards your dreams, and you see the possibility of
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  Speaker 1: things happening in your life is because you, as the CEO,
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  Speaker 1: set it up that way. If you ain't got nothing popping,
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  Speaker 1: if you just want to be a criminal taking stuff
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  Speaker 1: from people, throwing your life out the window, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be an inmate. You're gonna be sitting there there, and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be mad at everybody. You got nobody be
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  Speaker 1: mad at. But shoot, you understand what I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: this morning? Huh? You're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, Please welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: the greatest morning show on Earth. Today's show is dedicated
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  Speaker 1: to the reliable, dependable, unconquerable chicken farmers. All of you
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  Speaker 1: out there to take care of chicken who have given
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  Speaker 1: us years of joy. Who don't love chicken. Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you all. Chicken stew, chicken, breaked chicken, bobbenque, chicken,
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  Speaker 1: the chicken farmers your thing. I love you, love you
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  Speaker 1: Come on, put it up, put it up. That's mean
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  Speaker 1: that you go and look love. Put your local crazy
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  Speaker 1: chicken down south in front the tropical the light, Come
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  Speaker 1: on the light. Buffalo Wayings Buffalo Wayne, stop mys well
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  Speaker 1: throwing stopping, yes, yes, and Lord have mercy, come on now,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget this one. I don't this ain't national, it's local. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was on Saint Clair in Cleve. Yeah. I used
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  Speaker 1: to cut class to go wayans was five for twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Tell you love for dipperest Oh man, good morning, sir,
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  Speaker 1: how are you dear jerk? Chicken can't chick for late
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  Speaker 1: lord man, greatest chicken sandwich ever invented them all time?
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  Speaker 1: Whoever decided to put a pickle on that what? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: who is your genius? A pickle? Didn't killing? Killed it
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  Speaker 1: with a pickle? We split the time break Thank you
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  Speaker 1: chicken to break it up. I didn't even know you
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  Speaker 1: could talk. Six black people talk four hours of the show.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Tucking Cucker. All right, we'll be back
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  Speaker 1: with Steve Harvey's Daytime Stories at thirty two after thank you, thanks,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank thank you. You're listening show
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  Speaker 1: our ceo, our beloved one. Yeah, has a daytime story
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  Speaker 1: about the morning crew. But Jay, you want to explain
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  Speaker 1: it for me? Oh, what are you gonna do? Is
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  Speaker 1: take very well known candies describing each person on the show. Real,
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  Speaker 1: can we have some little timmy music because you sound
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  Speaker 1: like uncle Steve. Right now it's time for yea. We
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  Speaker 1: Boys and girls. And today's Daytime story is all about
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  Speaker 1: calm baby, don't like can and it's wonderful. It decays
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  Speaker 1: It's all right about that. That ain't the last time
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  Speaker 1: will work on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'll be
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  Speaker 1: using names of actual candidate, and I will describe everyone
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  Speaker 1: on the show. Let us begin. Let us start with Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: She's a pepper mit pat. In order to get that
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  Speaker 1: kit cat, you got to have a big pay day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's using that baby talk. You gotta have a big
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  Speaker 1: pay day, like a hundred grand. I ain't got the money.
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  Speaker 1: You just a milky. Let's move on. Then there's Collar
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  Speaker 1: my little armad George Chocolate a joy and she's married
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  Speaker 1: to Old and they got together and compulated and had
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  Speaker 1: themself a little baby roof. Your baby roof is at
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  Speaker 1: the house. But some days if you cross her, it
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  Speaker 1: can go really bad for you. She becomes a real
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  Speaker 1: sour path. But on her best days you can hear
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  Speaker 1: her in the background just being a jolly red Well.
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  Speaker 1: Then that's Junior. We like to call him Junior Mint.
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  Speaker 1: Most days he just sits over to Andy Snickers bust
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  Speaker 1: out an old laughing tag. Is a part of the
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  Speaker 1: three Musketeers. That would be Tommy, Jay and Judy. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: everybody speaking of Tommy, Tommy can be a real dumb doge. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is all from time to get the attitude, just
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  Speaker 1: a real sour talk. Yeah. Then when he snapped extra
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  Speaker 1: hardy becomes a salted almond. Then there's the new comer
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  Speaker 1: to the show, Jay Anthony Brown. He's a diabetic. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that makes him hot a sugar day. Surely you're ruined
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  Speaker 1: in the bidin about to land. This is candy that
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  Speaker 1: he don't care for, the black cow, all the Tussie rolls.
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  Speaker 1: That boy just like white chock or and that leaves
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  Speaker 1: me used to be my favorite candy too. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: a big old box of good and plenty with a
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  Speaker 1: lot of zeros behind my chick. Some days I'm an
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  Speaker 1: almond joy, I'm Jay's I'm just a nuttle. But but
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  Speaker 1: no matter what, I'm dyning Mike v e O, which
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  Speaker 1: means I'm the big ball. This has been Steve Harvey's
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  Speaker 1: daytime stories. The candy a dish, I'm hungry. Yeah, how'd
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  Speaker 1: you like that? Interpret man, good man, man of the
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  Speaker 1: papers to the mouth. That's that's why this is what
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  Speaker 1: your baby. Have you always been a diabetic chair, no
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  Speaker 1: but me for forty years ago, so you had your
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  Speaker 1: share of candy. Yeah, well, oh my god, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Halloween is coming and I have a sign to
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  Speaker 1: keep a sign in front of my house. Folle who
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  Speaker 1: sounds it says, I'm gonna diabetic if I can't have
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  Speaker 1: candy either. Can you take your ass on down? I
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  Speaker 1: love it? Come up here with that? What your kids
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  Speaker 1: can't come and get candy? I'm gonna diabetic? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you can't have any If I can't have candon either,
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  Speaker 1: it's like alcoholic. Look, you know what was your favorite
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  Speaker 1: candy though? Before? I can't think I'm enjoying Yep and
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  Speaker 1: pat No my number one candy all time. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm right there. Which we'll have more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right now. It is time for the King
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  Speaker 1: of Pranks. He's in the building with run that prank back?
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  Speaker 1: What you got? Now, surely every church got one thick
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  Speaker 1: and shutting stick and shutting and list? Everybody got shutting? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: been on that list for you. You make me so
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  Speaker 1: nervous when you do the church thick and shutting in.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to you got him? How you joy?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing I ain't doing too good. You've been over
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  Speaker 1: there praying for my wife again, right right, right, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you came over here three times in one week. My
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  Speaker 1: wife had already went through the operation and all that
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna be prying. I don't need you over a
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  Speaker 1: praying three times a week, because honestly, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: something else on your mind when you come over here
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  Speaker 1: and praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother, kind
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  Speaker 1: of hold it, brother, this body, this is well. Your
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  Speaker 1: wife was on the second shot. Then lift iver actually
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  Speaker 1: come by. Revere man requested that I come by. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't requested for you to bring your black to
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  Speaker 1: my house for no three times in one week, man,
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  Speaker 1: So you cut that down with me. You can cut that.
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  Speaker 1: Hold it, brother. I came with sister Georgia the first time.
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  Speaker 1: The second time I came by myself because she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: able to come by, and I only stayed fifteen men
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  Speaker 1: each time. So what's the problem. Because I already know
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  Speaker 1: what you what you do. I know you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: holly my wife. I ain't stoop how put your wife?
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  Speaker 1: I have a wife? Why would I help at your wife?
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  Speaker 1: He's part of already know what you already know what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing. Man, you up in here my wife whine, whine, whine,
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  Speaker 1: nobody at the house. I already know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Keep your black away from
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  Speaker 1: my house. If you want to pray for my wife
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  Speaker 1: and play my wife, I'm gonna wait. You ain't wait, man, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you can't talk to you about lay hand. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that,
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  Speaker 1: and ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to
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  Speaker 1: the wrong brother nine. Okay. Now, first of all, you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna dis expect me and curse me out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's not even the way brothers should be talking to brother.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, if there's any laying on the hand,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be my hand laying on you. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't been the lady the lady. I know you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to lay my wife. If I find that what you
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  Speaker 1: know that you mess around with my wife, it's gonna be,
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  Speaker 1: I know, trying to do crazy. I'm I'm just letting
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  Speaker 1: you talk. I'm gonna say it one more time. Keep
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  Speaker 1: your black stop around my First of all, I told
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  Speaker 1: you once again. You can't be talking to me like that. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be cool about the situation because I
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  Speaker 1: know you may be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I have a wife, and I'll be upset if somebody's
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  Speaker 1: coming back to my wife. Won't you? Won't you and
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  Speaker 1: show out with your wife? I do stand down with
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  Speaker 1: my wife. I do you know what I'm saying now,
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  Speaker 1: I only cannybody about your house. Maybe I need to
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  Speaker 1: come out your house and how let your wife? Were
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  Speaker 1: you welcome to but maybe come come and come lay
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  Speaker 1: something over the old huh God trying to do with
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  Speaker 1: my holder? Holy one man, Holy one man, I told
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  Speaker 1: you before being disrespectful. Now, that was a very idiotic
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  Speaker 1: statement for you to make. Okay, that's what's going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: If I get your black drip my house again, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the
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  Speaker 1: phone with you. You your plasters, any more of them?
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  Speaker 1: Because if anybody comes by my house again and I
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  Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm kicking your black. That's a prodest you know,
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  Speaker 1: just that said? Look him, brother, If there's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: any whooping going on, I'm gonna be kicking your I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 1: you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna pray
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  Speaker 1: for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you by this
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  Speaker 1: foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because I've had it
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  Speaker 1: with you, you know. And I only went by it
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  Speaker 1: to visit your wife because I was asked to go
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  Speaker 1: visit your wife. Now that was a problem you should
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  Speaker 1: have caused the pastor. Okay, but you're not gonna disrespect
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  Speaker 1: me my wife to church on the phone. Life you
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  Speaker 1: want to do somebody, you can meet me any place. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I've been man. As a matter of fact, I can
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  Speaker 1: go anywhere I want it in this town. If I
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  Speaker 1: be at your house talking to your wife, if the
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: path asked me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How you you know you just you know it's you know,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: a stupid brother. Okay. You need to come to church,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: to church the one. You need to come to church
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: more often. That's the problem. You don't come to church
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: more off. If you come to church more off, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be talking to me like that. You wouldn't be
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: worried about me and your wife because it must be
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: something wrong in your house. You'd be worried about me
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: fooling with your wife. Okay, so you need to check. Hut, Okay,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you need to check. How about that? Why don't you
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: do that? Why don't you? Why don't you just check up? Okay?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating with my wife.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: That's all I know. Who Tommy Harmy said, you Tommy
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the one. Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating around
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: with my wife. Tommy who the fool? Who is Tommy?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Tommy who? This is nephew Tommy man, But this is
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: never your Tommy from Steve Harmen Morty show man. Your
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: church member got me the brankball, but not long for that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: You know you're long, You're long. You know y'all know
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: high Way to Hell, all of y'all. You know stop no,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you know y'all just you know, y'all just go. You know,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna stop size. You know, I'm funn go. I'm
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: gonna play for all of y'all, all of your brothers.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And if you Timmy, Steve Hobby brother wrong for that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check out. I'm fuldn't go.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to you in the moment. I'm pretty
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, hey, brother, brother, you go, man? What
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell me? What's the baddest radio show with
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the lab Man Steve Hobby Martin Show? Do you have
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a will? Thank you? Great? Question? That's done? And are
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: we in it? In it new? I have no wheel.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I gotta they got life insurance on me. I do
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: know that. Man. I have to sleep with one eye open.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I'll be thinking something going down over here. Wow, a man,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: can I get that used room? Second? Y'all, the Nephew
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Friday night, August second, w DA as Philadelphia, Pennsylvania sounds
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: like Philly to me, are throwing a summer square hosted
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: by yours truly and a few time of a Steve
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning show. And it's all going down the same
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: weekend that the Kappa Cotton Clay will be in the city.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Baby k we'll beat there, y'all. Come hang out with
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: your boy August second, Friday night. It's a summer square.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: It's a party, y'all. The Nephew is hosting that thing
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna have fun. August the second, August the third,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I'm on a plane headed to Saginaw, Michigan. That's right, Saganaw, Michigan, Michigan,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Huntington Event Park at Dow Event Center. Seven o'clock. The
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: show jumps off. You don't want to miss it. Saganaw
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: the Nephew coming to town. Been years since have been there,
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  Speaker 1: So get ready, get your tickets in on sell right now.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: August the thirtieth and thirty first, that's Labor Day weekend,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Bethesda Blues and Jazz. That's what I was waiting for,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: waiting on When are you singing? And what instrument are you?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: When do you start the comedy set? Because I want
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to miss any of it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do my first number, surely I do all. You'll never
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: find renother love like mine, you know what? Let me
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: throw this in following weekend after that, September the seventh,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Saturday night, I will be in Greenville. That's right, Greenville,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. That's at the Greenville Convention Center. Take its
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: own sale right now. I'm on a roll y'all. Soon
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: as I get through, we're taping this. Ready to Love
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: my second season of my TV show. I'll be back
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: on the road slanging chokes. That's what I say. Joke.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But you told everybody where the ghoop your after? That's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: all I got. Now, let me tell you something. Everybody
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that run up and try ain't gonna Winna, I got
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: it all you needed, one ass woman. All right? Thinking
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: of you, you're listening morning show I knew. Study suggested
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: writing a to do list before bed could improve sleep
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: all right. Study participants who spent five minutes writing a
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: list of things they had to get done fell asleep
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  Speaker 1: nine minutes faster than those who wrote a list of
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: things they already accomplished. It is believed that making a
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: to do list may offload those concerns, resulting in less
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: worry before bed. All right. Study out of Baylor University
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: split fifty seven university students into two groups, with both
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: groups asked to take five minutes before bed to make
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a list. One group was tasked with writing a list
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: of all the things they had to get done in
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the day or days ahead, while the other had to
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: write a list of what they completed the previous day.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Both groups were told to go to bed right after
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: making their lists, so Steve here's your question. Do you
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: have trouble sleeping? Are you constantly kept up worrying about
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: things you have to get done? We think we know
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: the answer sometimes, you know, I do have trouble sleeping
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: about the worries of you know, my life, what I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: need to do, what I'm trying to accomplish. You know,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I have moments like that. It's not often, but I
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: do have moments like. When I have it, it's usually
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the reason. Okay, I don't know what else you're dog,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: I got a lot that I'm trying to company on
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: your dream board this year though good questions, good question.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: To revamp and reorganize my company to make it more efficient.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: But one of my goals is to hire really top
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: flight people because I've been generous to a fault. I've
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: given people opportunities who've taken advantage of that. Uh And
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: then you know, I feel sorry for their families and stuff,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: and I keep them on way past when they should
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: be gone. And for the first time, I'm having a
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: system put in place where people are accountable for accomplishing
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: certain things and if you don't, then you lose your
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: job yourself, and it takes the onus off of me
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: having to fire somebody. If you don't perform up to
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the requirements, then you lose your position. So so so
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: will you actually tell them or you have someone you
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: have someone to say, you know I have fired I mean,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: you know I have things in place now. I'm not
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: so bogged down with the technical aspects of my life.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: And that's one of the things that I've been doing wrong.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: For years. I've been involved in every aspect of my life,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: which helps no, because I want to have no but
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: it worried it just too much, kind like micromanaging in
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: terms of being involved in everything. Right, I don't micro
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: manage because I do give people to freedom, but in
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: giving them that freedom, they've taken advantage of my business
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: and so now they know I'm busy, so they never
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: perform and they just keep getting their check, you know.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Or woke me up, I realized, I said, in my company,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I'm the only person who has to come to work.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Other people can miss. I have to perform and I
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: have to make the grade other people don't have. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: have no one else in my company has to do that.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: That stops. That's on the tree. Does that answer your question, nephew, Yes,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Time for today's headlines. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne Tripp you, thank you, everybody. Good morning. This
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: is a trip with the news. In Washington, the House
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Oversight Committee has vote to authorize subpoenis for business related
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: personal emails and text messages, part of a wide ranging
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: program to whether Trump top level of members of the
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Trump administration of broken federal records laws by using private
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: accounts for official purposes. Committee chairman is Elijah Cummings my
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: own August and make it too hot to handle for
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the Senate not to take up. There are serious questions
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: about this White House is use a personal email and
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: tax accounts, and we must issue the subpoenas to get
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: our answers. Among the top targets our first daughter of Vanka,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Trump's son in lawd Jared Kutchner, and former White House
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: advisors Steve Bannon. Republicans claim the move is merely political. However,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Democrats remind them about how the GOP treated Hillary Clinton
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: for conducting some official business via her private email account.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump's campaign rallies, you may remember, often ended with
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: his supporters chanting lock her up, Lock her up, Lock
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: her up. Sixteen Marines from Camp Pelton in California arrested
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: for their alleged involvement in several crimes, including human smuggling
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: and drug crimes. Those arrested ranging and rank from private,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: first class to corporal. Meanwhile, authorities say another eight marines
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: about to be questioned on drug related charges as part
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: of another case. Entirely it's at time. Democrats are marking
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: two hundred days since they regained control of the House,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: and Speaker Nancy Pelosi says her colleagues are not letting
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the people who sent them to Congress down. We will
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: own all, I guess to make it too hot to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: handle for the Senate not to take up our bills.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: We promised to lower healthcare cost and have sent ten
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: bills to the Senate to reduce prescription drugs criss, protect
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: the pre existing condition, and reverse the GOP sabotage of
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: healthcare as he Pullosi, by the way, was on the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: White House steps and that's where she was getting those
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: laugh that laughter. Lawmakers are preparing to leave Washington for
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: a five week break. By the way, Okay. Donald Trump
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: is reportedly forcefully objecting, he says, to Sweden's decision to
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: charge rapper asap Rocky with assault. He's asking the government
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: of Sweden to let a Saparrocki go. Rocky recently charged
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: with assault and connection with a fight he got into
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: with a man he says was following him and taunting him.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: And asap Rocky has other support besides that the video
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: supports him, that they show that this guy apparently was
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: following him. However, some of his support from people chipping
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: away fans remembering some of the things asap Rocky said
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: over the years. For instance, some black folks are remembering
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: how a Star Rocky responded to the killing of Michael
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Brown and Ferguson, Missouri. Asap Rocky said, quote, I don't
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: want to talk about no f and Ferguson and stuff
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: because I don't live over there. I live in FF
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: and SOHO when Beverly Hills. I can't relate well. One
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: form of fan tweets back asap Rocky said he didn't
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: want to talk about police brutality and Ferguson because he
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: lives in SOHO in Beverly Hills and can't relate well.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I've never been to Sweden, can't relate. You're on your
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: own chief. Finally, today is tell him all about a day.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: So if you have anything to say, tell him about
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it today. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you're listening to. All right, it's time for something funny,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: of course, and we're gonna go Junior year up. First
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: truth be told. Play the phone call. I can't help
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you take a phone call. I got this weekend. You know,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I love I love people in old neighborhood being going
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: to the doctor. Got some bad news. But I'm not
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: a person to call. When you get some bad news,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: you get me bad news. I get you right off
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: of me, right back on to you. That's what I do.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I can't bad dude. So Tommy Pete calling man, he's
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: like man, dog got a bad heart, he say, duck
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: to say, I'm gonna have to have a heart transplant
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: right there. And I said, hey, Pete, breathe slow. Really, hey, hey,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you got the information for the bad heart. We can't
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: upset you no kind of way. Your heart not good
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: right now, so you need't take your time, make the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: last as long as you can't. Just breathe slow. You
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: got a bad He got a big yeah, look at him.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: They ain't got to be just take a step for
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I gave some good right having big lips. I can
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: not kill you. We didn't make it that far. Whether
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: he died or nothing, we didn't make it that far.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: But I understand bad heart and hard tramp because I
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: think you won't mind right. I just want to let
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you know, as a matter of fact, Pete, you don't
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: find nothing else funny, because if you get rapped up,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: you're taking time off that heart. As a matter of fact,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the next relationship you get into doctor work because you
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: can't afford no heartaches, can't you can't have none of that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, pet when you go to sleep, sleep
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: light because of deep sleep might be too much work
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: on that one hole. Just won't you understand? I understand
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: where you're coming from. I just ain't one to help you.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Got a bad hole, No, you got a bad heart.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Ain't my phone, none of them. I can't help you.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Got on it off the line with no. I'm sorry
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: to hear not, Pete. Have you seen a doctor if
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you knew what Pete did, he don't gonna read your bill.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: You can't get rammed up. No kind of weight are
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: you on any medication? None of that came to mind. No,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: surely you can't have this one. That's all I thought about.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: If you knew what Pete did to get the man
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: he was calling you in the first place. I thought.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I thought he's looking for hard Yeah. Back to ten Man.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: All people doing a lot of bad things. Now he's
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: talk about dog Man. They talked about I need a
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: new hearty Pete. Breeze slope, Breeze Slope. Now you ain't
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: getting it over here in your life. Truth be told.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Come on, Steve introduced Jay It's time for
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: murder another hit. Yeah, man, take offense, I take a spence.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I know you do. Take total and we all probably
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: gonna take ye. This song song, Ladies and Gentlemen's time
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: for murder. The hits with one of the best and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: regretful decisions I've ever made. Ladies and gentleman. Okay, see
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: you now, this is the song is not thank you.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: The song is not that bad today. I'm not I'm
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: not really insulting anyone, am I actually making a dedication.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: The song is dedicated to all the side dads, all
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: the hot pappas, the sugar daddies, blend the daddy. It's
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: time for you to step up and help out. And
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I took took Eric aboutdo song. I can make the
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: phone down and and to say a message to what
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: you need to do to help out. Check it out.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Here we go. I can help you with them school clothes, clouds.
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  Speaker 1: I can have you. I can have you. I can
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: have you with the school cloths, clouds. I can have
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you with them school clowns, clouds. I can't have you.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I can't have you. I can have you with them
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: school clothes, clothes. If I can get your kids some
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: fool shoes, oh, I can get them. I can get them.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I can get your kids and through shoes. If I
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: can get them pinning paper. Oh, I can get them.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I can get him. I can get them pinning paper. Yeah. Yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I can get your kids backpack, back back. If I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: get a little bitty and new school bookies. Now I
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: am I getting that cookie. I can get your kids
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: some busta. Oh, I need it ever, and I can
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: get your kids and bus. This goes out. All the
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: brothers out there, You're gonna get that can you help
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: me call, especially around back in school time. Can you
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: help me? I can get it if I get it simple,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I can get it. If I get it, I can
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: get it. I don't get it. I ain't with it
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: very simple. The worst time I've ever heard bookie. Sometimes
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you gotta force the worth a little bit. I can
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: get it if I get it. Yeah right that change
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: ain't no robber, Daddy, shame you, James, ain't no robbery
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: right that time of year. Because they were getting that
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: helped me. They don't throw it out there on the show.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I hear them school. Oh yeah, I can help you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: with the school clothes. Little man be dressed, Yeah, looking
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: just like just like it. They always looked like who
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: bought the clubs? Know you so cute? Man? Yeah? Can't
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: be you walk into the room calling your daddy. I
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: had a girl that one time by me have her
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: little boy three years old. This girl, the boy came
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: say hey, daddy, I ain't got no kids. I'm so
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: scared of that. I got I got him, never went
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: back and she was fine too, Daddy, I ain't got
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: nothing to help nobody with. Coming up next, nephew, tell
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: me's prank phone call we'll be back. You're listening show
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after Don't Forget Today, Strawberry Letter
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: is on tap. But first, the nephew in the building
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: with the prank phone call, what you got king of pranks? Uh?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Work husband, y'all understand that, don't you? We're work? Husband? Wow?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I said you did you hear that? I did you? Yeah?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I did. It was so natural. I didn't even notice
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it until you. He didn't notice. It scared him. He
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: focused and said, now, quark one more time, quark husband,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: it's not the husband, where you have the issue? Yeah,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you've got to say, husband, quirk, where where you are? No?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I was quark, husband, work stopped blowing for you? Say it?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: He went to class. He went to class to try
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, he went to that. Yeah, he flung. How
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: long was the class a week? Quork husband? How was that?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: It was? Yeah? That was almost there. Yeah, I didn't
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: hear it, quork husband. You may start Oh damn, we
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: got to hear the plank. Yeah, let's play it. Play,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: just play it. You play you can and you can
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: stay husband. Man. Hello, Hell, I'm trying to reach out.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Gary Gary, Who is this? Hey, this is Tony Man.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I work with your wife, Pam. It's oh yeah, she's fine,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: she's fine. Man. I'm I'm one of a co workers. Man.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: been working with a quite some time. I'm kind of
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: like what they called her work husband. Man. You may
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: have heard her mentioned me before, Tony. Wait wait wait, wait,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: back up, back up, because I may be a little sleep.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: What did you say a husband? No? No, no, no, no,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: no no no, nothing like that. Man. It ain't one
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: husband here, Okay, No, I got that. I'm a work husband,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you know, you know like that, you know, just something
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: playful at the job. They'd be saying, work. What are
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you talking about? You know, just just something you know,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: playfully be saying, you know, uh, when you hang around
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: somebody a lot. This said he should work husband or
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: your work wife, you know, something like that. But nothing nothing,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man. All right, what's
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: what's up? Man? I mean what's up? Well? I was
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: calling a man trying to ask you how long, um,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: how long have you a Pam been married? Wait? Wait,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: what's what's your name again? My name is Tony? Oh Okay, Um,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: we've been married about eight or nine years. Let me
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: what's up? How long do you do? Uh? If you
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: don't mind me asking, how much longer do you see
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: y'all y'all being married? Who? I kind of do mind
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you that? Okay? What hold up? How did you get
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: this lumber again? Man? Like? No, I got to I
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: got the number out of out of Pam's phone, and
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted to call you myself. Whoa whoa whoa whoa
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa back out of my wife's phone. Yeah, dog,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't even ask whoa whoa? Why are
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you doing my wife's phone? Mah no, dude, I mean
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I just got it off of death man. I wanted to.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I wanted to, Um, you know, I wanted to reach
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: out to you man and kind of have a black
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a private conversation with you. That's all. First, Why are
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you in my wife's phone? You calling me? Dude? I mean,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: this is this, this is how this this husband thing
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: this is really is really blowing me right now. No,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: it's just no, it's just a word. It's a work husband, man,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: that's all it is. What is a work husband? What
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: are you? What are you doing with my wife? You
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: know that's just like you know, like you know, I'll
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: bring us some coffee and donuts to the job, or
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man, if
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: she don't feel like going, My wife don't even like
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: don that if we got a new coffee machine just
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: two weeks ago. So why are you bringing my wife? Who? Hey, man, listen, really,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I really, I basically I just called for this year.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I love. I loaned to you foresee y'all being married
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to death? Do I fart? What do you mean? How
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: long are we gonna be married? What shoulet me get
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to Tony man? Tony, Tony, Tony. I don't give a
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: damn you you're asking me this. Hold on, let me,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: let me let me call my wife. Hold on, hold on,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: so holo. Hello Hello Gary, he'am Gary, look tam. You
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: better call me within two minutes. Right now. It's ten
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: thirty eight. You better call me my ten party and
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you're black be sleeping outside? Hello Tory? Hello? Yes? Are
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you why you call her? Man? This? This wonna be
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: a conversation me and you having together? Hello? On? Are
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you talking about you? You want wife's work? Husband? It
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: ain't but one husband up in here what my land name?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: And she don't keep it till death do us part. Now,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: glad because I got all weekend to think about that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you because this out here now, he man, Man,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how much wrong would do
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: you think you want to be married to her? Oh? Yeah,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: this been gonna be phenomenal. Like you better get right
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: with Jesus on Srinday because I get dance tea. You're
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: gonna meet him Monday morning. Hey, if I'm taking my
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: wife up there earlier and I want to see you black,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to dog. All I'm saying is if
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you didn't want to be be mad too any longer
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: than maybe we could work something. Now. That's all I'm
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: asking men, No workout, partner. All we need to work
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: out is be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be there question early Monday, waiting for your work
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: husband mine. Okay, look, man, I'm not gonna see working.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to look. I don't trying to do it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Help a deeper man and man conversation with you. Man,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: all right, you don't call me telling a boss? You
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: bringing my wife? Don't. That's some coffee and I all
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: open up on this. Ain't no deeply conversation. Hey man,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I'm her work husband. Dog. Everybody, everybody. Most people have
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: a work husband or work wife. Man, that's that's known
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: in the corporate world work husband. You hear what I'm saying,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: what a work husband and you. I'm gonna be there
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Monday eight o'clock. He man, I'm not gonna saying go back. Look,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna just call Pam. I just
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: called Pama, called me back in about a minute. In
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: fifteen seconds were known wait behind to call me back?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Work husband mine on a Friday? Okay, Well that's it
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: was just it was just a question. Man. I'm just
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: trying to see if you didn't want to, maybe we
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: could work something out if I find out if there's
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: any truth to anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: the late night to night. You ain't nobody's gonna do
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: nothing to my baby. I mean, ain't nobody gonna do pa?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: What did you just call my wife your baby? No? No, man,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I'm donare Monday and mister work husband. Hey man, I'm
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: not gonna I got one more day I need to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: say to you. Man, No, you ain't got nothing to
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: say to me Monday. No, no, No, I got something
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: else I need to say to you. Are you listening?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: there on Monday at eight. Okay, I got I got
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. It got to
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: say to me itself Monday. I do got one more
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: thing to say to you. Go ahead, go ahead, I
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: say that you're listening. I'm listening this for work has well?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Just what I want to tell you. I mean, this
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your brother Eric love that I
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: put you up to this. I'm so glad this is
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: a joke because somebody was about to die. So you
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: are right, man. Oh man, that's a good one. You
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: are right. Oh. I need a drink, man, man, Yeah, Man, Hey,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all crazy? All right? What
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: y'all think it's crazy callins my work work quite yes, yes, boy. One,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: you can't say work is your word. That's got an
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: agent Carlos embarrassed. You can't say work, that's a work wife,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: and you're struggling with wife and what and you need
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: air for that one? Well, I'll tell you what. I
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: got something that's gonna be a little more pleasant for
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: your second Friday. I got a party, a full fledge
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: party that I am hosting for the one and only
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: w da S Summer Suarege. Sounds like Philly to me, babies,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: So come, if you're coming to Philadelphia, you're gonna be
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: there for the Camp Alpha Side Attorney Incorporated, the Conclave
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: going on that weekend. We will be up the Grand Ballroom,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: thirty eight oh one First District Plaza in Philadelphia. It's
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: a party. It is a comedy show. It is a party.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right now. You're listening to show, all right, Tommy,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: this time, buckle up, hold on time. We gotta fun here.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry lett up. Who this is my account?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Let's go No, it's not subject My mom my, mama,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: my mom might be a side piece, right, Dear Stephen
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Shirley and oh hey Tommy, that's what it says. Hey Tommy, Okay,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: let's get to it. I don't think so, though, I
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: think you will. I think you'll find something different in
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: this letter. My mom is fifty two years old and
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: she's been dating this guy for ten years. He's very
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: good to her. He winds and dines her and spoils
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: her with gifts and money. He also attends our family
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: events and holiday celebrations with her. Whenever I need anything,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: He's been there for me. So here's my issue. He
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: lives three hours away, and when he comes to visit
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: my mom, he rarely stays a full weekend with her
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: at her house. He has two children, but my mother
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: has never met them. He says he is divorced, but
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I don't believe him. My mom has visited him many times,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: but she's only stayed at his condo once. He's a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: doctor and he works long hours and he's often on
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: call on the weekend. Because of this, he insists that
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: he stay at a closer hotel, at a hotel closer
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: to the hospital, just in case he has to rush
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: into work. She usually talks to him when he's at
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: his office, and he always calls from a blocked number.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: He rarely calls her from his cell phone. That just
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound right to me. How is my mom okay
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: with that? And why does she get upset? Why don't
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Why does she get upset when I bring it up?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: My mom is a very smart woman, and she's usually
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: a great judge of character. So Code Cracker, please tell
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: me how I can get through to my mom. I
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: don't want her to waste another ten years of her
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: life on this man. Please help. Well, I gotta tell
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: you this, daughter, You love your mom. That's quite obvious.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You want the best for your mom, just like I'm
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: sure your mom would want the best for you as
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: her daughter. But this is your mom's business and you're
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: her daughter. You know you're gonna have to stay out
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: of your mom's business. You can suggest and let her
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: know how you feel, but this is your mom's issue.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know what's up. I think you're very
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: insightful as a daughter. Guess what your mom knows what's
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: up too? She really does. She knows, but after being
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: in it for ten years, and yes she's known it
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: for quite some time ten years, she's in it. Okay,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: she's used to it. She doesn't want to stop it.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: She doesn't want to leave, she doesn't want to change
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: her life. This is a life she's become accustomed to,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: she's become accustomed to and grown into. She's comfortable with
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: this life. As parents, yes, we set examples for our kids.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: We do. Your daughter, you, as her daughter, You're you're
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: seeing her actions loudly and clearly. You're wondering where her
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: self respect is. You're wondering how and why she signed
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: up for this situation. Uh. Yeah, it sounds clear that
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: this man is married. Your mom has never met his
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: kids after ten years. You know, the hotel situation where
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: he stays, the excuse he gives her for staying at
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: the hotel. All of that sounds like this is a
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: married man and your mom is a side piece. But
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: only your mom can decide, you know, whether or not
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: she wants to get out. All you can do is
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: her daughter is suggested. But you know she's a mom,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: you're the daughter. You got to stay out of her business. Steve, Well,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: my mom may be the side piece. Well, all right,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: your mom will fifty two years old, she grown, she
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: knows what's going on. She's been dating a gay for
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: ten years. He's very good to her. He winds and dians,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: spoils and with gifts and money. He also, now here's me.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: He also attends how family events and holiday celebrations with her.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: That is usually a telltale sign that a man is married.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: When you never see him at the family events and
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: you never see him at the holiday celebrations, that's usually
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the telltale sign. But he's at these events, and I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: know why. Whenever I need anything, he's been there for me.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: So here's my issue. He lives three hours away. When
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: he comes to visit my mom, he rarely stays a
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: full weekend with her at her house. He has two children,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: but my mother has never met them. He says he's divorced,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: but I don't believe him. My mom has visited him
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: many times, but she's only stayed at his condo once.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: He's a doctor. He works long hours and he's often
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: on calls on the weekend. Because of this, he insists
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: that he stayed at a hotel closer to the hospital
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: just in case he has to rush you into work.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Good doctor, right now, let's stop right here. Let's just
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: back up a little bit. If he's so concerned with
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: being called in to work that before he stays at
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the hottestpital hotel closer to the hospital, why didn't he
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: buy his condo so far away from the hospital. If
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: that's your concern, you would have bought a house closer
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: to the damn hospital. But it's only a concern when
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you come to visit and you've been to the condo once.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: That's because all the coast was clear that one time.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: He lives three hours away when he visited. He rarely
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: stays a four weekend because he didn't told somebody he
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: on't call down at the hospital. That's what that is.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: He attends family boots and holiday celebrations with hub because
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: he's a doctor, and you can say I'm on call.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I'm working over the holidays, so you can make it
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: if you a doctor. Now, somebody back at the house
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: has had to understand this because they are the beneficiary
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: of a wonderful lifestyle, so they putting up with it. Now,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: your mama is also a beneficiary of a wonderful lifestyle,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: so she putting up with it. I want you to
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: know that everybody knows what's going on. Except his wife.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Oh did I say, why everybody know what's going on
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: except the wife, because mom certainly knows. I hope I'll
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: be may just killing this man life perfectly. We'll be
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: back in twenty three after the hour you're listening morning show.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Let's go, Steve, come on, let me get back to
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: this letter. Unlike my nephew, who is not the thankingest
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: person I've ever met, who is insisting that I'm killing
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: this man's wonderful life, I totally disagree. I just hope
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: you never any medical assistance. This man's life will continue
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: just the way it is, because the only one that
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: has to keep going along with this is this letter
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: writer's mama, who is fifty two years old, who already
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: know what's going on, and the reason she's angry with
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: her daughter When her daughter brings it up, she gets
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: upset because now you know what she knows, and she
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: don't want to deal with it, which you she wants
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: to deal with this problem in situation all her own.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: This man is giving her lifestyle moments of happiness that
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: she's unable to find anywhere else, and she'll never find
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: it anywhere else because you'll never be able to meet
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: mister Wright. Why are you dating mister wrong? So look, Tommy,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: regardless as to how you want to put this, let
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: me try to save your marriage or you mess this
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: your stupid ass, just shut up. It is because he
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: always want to be supportive of the cheetah. Then when
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: one of them getting busted, now he looking at all
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: crazy to talking about what he did wrong. This man
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: right here, this fifty two year old woman knows what's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: going on with this. Ten years of dating a divorced
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: man and you ain't met his kids yet in ten years.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You mean that none of the holiday and none of
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: the family reunions, family even have you met this get
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: what do you want? What do the chearing have to
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: do with their relationship? That is cheering the cheers, it's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: just another issue which solidifies what the daughter is thinking
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: that something is wrong that you dated a man for
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: ten years and never met his kids and he divorced.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: You would think a man who was in love with
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you would want to say, hey, kids, I want you
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: all to meet this woman that i'm in love with.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I'm considering having a life with her. But he ain't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: gonna make that announcement because he can't have a life
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: with her because he got a life with Tate Mama. Yep,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: now you get it, nephew, your stupid steven man right
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: now now, whatever I need anything, he's always been there
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, that's why you've let it go on
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: so long. Oh letter writer, you got something to do
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: with this too, because it was good to you. Na,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: you'n't got a little bit older and you ready to stop.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: But the problem is it's easy for you to stop
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: because you ain't in love with the doctor, but your
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: mama is. Though. The fact that he lives three away,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: three hours away, ain't got nothing to do it. He said,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: he divorced, But I don't believe him. Your mama don't know.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Your mama know he ain't the more. But your mama
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: liked what she's eat He's a doctor, he worked long,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: a good though. Why does she get upset when I
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: bring it up? I told you that my mom is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: a very smart woman. Now when she's thinking with her heart,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: only when she's thinking with her head, is she's smart?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: So cold cracking? Please tell me how I can get
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: this through to this my mom. You can't your mom
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: in love? Your mama noticed I got news for you.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Your mama actually smarter than you. Ain't til she until
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you get sick and tired of being sick and tired,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing gonna change, all right, Steve, listen, we gotta
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: go well enough alone, Email us or Instagram. What's your
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at My Girls, Shirley and
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  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to stow all right, Jay, Anthony Brown,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for something funny. Now you put this together? Driving.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it might be cool that we salute different
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  Speaker 1: types of workers. A lot of workers listen to the show,
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  Speaker 1: cafeteria workers, doctors, muticians. So today was gonna salute the
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  Speaker 1: people who work to drive through the stuff they hear, okay,
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  Speaker 1: any day they hit us everyday? All right? All right,
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  Speaker 1: for instance, let's go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast
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  Speaker 1: is over, okay? All right? Why because this is two o'clock, Sir.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have servant breakfast anymore. June. You get this
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  Speaker 1: is something that live drive through workers go through, that
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  Speaker 1: they have they day, every day, every day, Sir. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to get that muffler fixed so I can
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  Speaker 1: hear you. I can't get this order in if you
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  Speaker 1: don't get the muffler fixed. Its every day, Sir, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot tell you two nuggets by themselves. We sell them
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  Speaker 1: in ten twelve. Come on now, I can't just get
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  Speaker 1: your two nuggets. I can't do that, man, Sir, did
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  Speaker 1: you read your order on the screen. It's we're dealing
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  Speaker 1: with drive through workers. What they have to hear every
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  Speaker 1: single day? Miss you bought one large fry? You want
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  Speaker 1: twenty catchups? Really, that's me you want? You want twenty twenty?
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  Speaker 1: You are just wasting, Yeah, just wasting catch up. I
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  Speaker 1: tell I'll tell you what. This is one that I
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  Speaker 1: know they deal with. Pull up that The lady started
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  Speaker 1: talking to somebody else talking about ma'am. Look who's ordering?
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  Speaker 1: You are the baby. I can't hear both of y'all
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  Speaker 1: who is ordering? We salute people, Uh, ma'am. I can't
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  Speaker 1: give you thirty extra napkins so you can change your baby.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do I can't do that, man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Okay, we can't just give away these napkins
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  Speaker 1: like that. Wow, you're wrong for that up. We McDonald's.
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  Speaker 1: We all make woppers. Now that has happened to everyone everyone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, close it out, drive through workers. What
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  Speaker 1: we feel you now? We really do, yes, come on,
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  Speaker 1: close it out. Just a damn tort. I don't pack
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  Speaker 1: all right? All right, yeah we feel your pain. Drive
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  Speaker 1: through workers. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. These are
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone until you get
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  Speaker 1: on your feet. These are dudes, and don'ts Okay, some
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  Speaker 1: things you need to keep in mind. Here's one right here.
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  Speaker 1: Your goal every day is to make it seem like
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  Speaker 1: you there but you're not. That works, Yeah, that's your goal.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you wake up, get it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: You have to wait him, but look like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: because you I get asked to me. Now you don't
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  Speaker 1: want that. Here's another one. This is very important. Your
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  Speaker 1: car should never block me in. I can't want to
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  Speaker 1: go out and I go out there and your car
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  Speaker 1: in the day where you in that sleep. Yeah, in fact,
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. Your car shouldn't even be
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  Speaker 1: in front of the house. Park up the street and
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  Speaker 1: walk down to where you live. Rent free round the corner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: park at the up the street, at the parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: at the grocery store, if you're watching TV in the
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  Speaker 1: other room. Yeah, your laugh should not be where I
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  Speaker 1: can hear lay down the good bucket. This should be
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  Speaker 1: learned how to laugh like this. Let me show you
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  Speaker 1: how you laugh from your other people's You can't be
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  Speaker 1: enjoying their TV and all this because how you leave
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  Speaker 1: what it is real funny. That's gonna be hard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: steve to put me out. That's I don't give a
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  Speaker 1: damn what you want. Here's another one. Don't let me
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  Speaker 1: walk in the house and have to tell you to
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  Speaker 1: get out of my chair. You should only sit. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you the areas you are to sit there, kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: your bad ruler, and occasionally in the band. Don't be
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  Speaker 1: taking read material in that what you hear? Focus? Focus,
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  Speaker 1: stare at the toilet tissue role, How do your business?
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  Speaker 1: Get up? Get out now. You didn't put it in
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  Speaker 1: the fridge, don't touch it in the that's the man
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  Speaker 1: he bought one colt. That's all you reaching the touch.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be shifting stuff around looking all in the back
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  Speaker 1: read labels. You didn't. You didn't put it in. Now
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  Speaker 1: get your hands off. Man. When you come home from work,
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  Speaker 1: go right to your room. Nothing in him, Straight to
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  Speaker 1: your room, all down the hallway, looking at all, looking
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  Speaker 1: at where is this in the picture. Ain't that's my
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  Speaker 1: damn grandmama? Quit asking about her? Why are you roaming around?
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  Speaker 1: Right Roman, Listen to me. If I'm watching TV and
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  Speaker 1: I get up, walk out that room, don't change your damn.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean I'm gone. Don't change that damn sitting
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  Speaker 1: there watching it together, and our dolls are watch what
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  Speaker 1: I was watching for our doughs. Let me off my
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  Speaker 1: eyes and natural geographic is gone. I should wake up
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  Speaker 1: to when I went to sleep. Let me here's one
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  Speaker 1: more so serious. Yeah, this has happened, not a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact. Let me make this laugh. You can only
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  Speaker 1: have company where the company lived. Come over and I
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  Speaker 1: have a company. Hell yeah, wherever they stay. You're going
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  Speaker 1: be in the company of your company all you want,
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  Speaker 1: but your company. All right, we'll be back with more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steam Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. All right, guys. So there's this website called
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  Speaker 1: morning consult dot com. It came out with the most
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  Speaker 1: loved sports media personalities, like a list of who's the
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  Speaker 1: most beloved On down the list, they found that Peyton
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  Speaker 1: Manning is the most beloved personality in sports media right now. Now,
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  Speaker 1: would you guys beg to differ without Okay now I don't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you know what it is though, his commercial commercial
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  Speaker 1: exactly right. Yeah, people really love his commercials. Media person Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the most loved is Serena. Okay, all right, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: mad at you about that media personality personality. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: Serena out to me. Yeah, people love Peyton Manning's commercials.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy and Serena has a couple of commercials out. That
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln commercial is really cute. But anyway, they love his
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  Speaker 1: guest appearances and his shows. Now rounding out the top
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  Speaker 1: five are Al Michael's, Dan Patrick, Jim Nance, Charles Barkley,
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  Speaker 1: What yes, my man? Charles top five? Yes, if he
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  Speaker 1: was here, he probably say funk about this. Ernie ain't
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  Speaker 1: mate the top five all right now, Shack ain't making
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  Speaker 1: in the top five. Henning not in there. I'm only
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  Speaker 1: in the top five. That's how I need to know. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what about stephen A. Smith? Finish? Stephen A. Smith not
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  Speaker 1: in the top five? Ain't none at him? In the
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  Speaker 1: top five. Thank you, Charleson congratulate, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. You're one of the most loved sports media personalities. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, it's time for something funny, of course,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna go. Junior. You're up first. Truth be told,
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  Speaker 1: Truth be told. I can't help you, but let me
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  Speaker 1: take a phone call. I got this weekend, and you
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  Speaker 1: know I love I love Pete people on old neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: being going to the doctor. Got some bad news. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a person to call when when you get
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  Speaker 1: some bad news. Now you get me bad news. I
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  Speaker 1: get you right off of me and right back over you.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I get a bad dude. So
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  Speaker 1: dog Tommy, Pete call man. He's like man, dog got
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  Speaker 1: a bad heart. He said, Doctor say, I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to have a heart transplant. Right then, I said, hey, Pete,
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  Speaker 1: breathe slow, really, hey, hey, you got the information for
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  Speaker 1: the bad heart. We can't upset you no kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: Your heart not good right now. So you don't even
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  Speaker 1: take your time make the last to load your just
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  Speaker 1: breathe slow. You got a bad he got where? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: look at they ain't got to be taking a step first.
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  Speaker 1: I gave some good invite. Huh, havn't been lips? I
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  Speaker 1: can I kill you. We didn't make it that whether
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  Speaker 1: he died or nothing. We didn't make it that far.
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  Speaker 1: But I understand bad, hard and hard trampact. Because I
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  Speaker 1: think you won't mind right now. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: let you know, as a matter of fact, pet you
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  Speaker 1: don't find nothing else funny, because if you get rapped up,
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  Speaker 1: you're taking time off that heart. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: the next relationship you get into got to work because
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  Speaker 1: you can't afford no hard ain't you can't. You can't
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  Speaker 1: have none of that matter of fact. Feet when you
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  Speaker 1: go to sleep, sleep light because of deep sleep might
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  Speaker 1: be too much work on that hole. Just won't you understand?
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  Speaker 1: I unders that where you're coming from. I just ain't
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  Speaker 1: the one to help that. You got a bad hole. No,
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  Speaker 1: you got a bad heart. Ain't my phone, no, none
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  Speaker 1: of them. I can't help you. Got it off the
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  Speaker 1: line with no. I'm sorry to hear that, not, Pete,
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  Speaker 1: have you seen a doctor if you knew what Pete
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  Speaker 1: did his heart rate. Don't even read your bills. You
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  Speaker 1: can't get wrapped up. No kind of weight are you
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  Speaker 1: on any medication? None of that came to mind. No,
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  Speaker 1: sure that is you can't have this. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: thought about. If you knew what Pete did to get
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  Speaker 1: you bad, that he was calling you in the first place,
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  Speaker 1: I thought, I thought he's looking far hard t man.
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  Speaker 1: All people doing a lot of bad things. And now
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  Speaker 1: you talk about dog man, they talk about I need
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  Speaker 1: new heart. They breeze slope, breeze slope. You ain't getting
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  Speaker 1: it over here, all right? Your life truth be told?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. At forty nine after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, you're listening. All right, Here we are, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a great day though, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for you to take us home with
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  Speaker 1: your closing remarks. My closing remarks today are going to
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  Speaker 1: be based around the value of yourself. I think this
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  Speaker 1: is important. Tommy sent this to me, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: bill board, and it really triggered me to thinking I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna share that with you, but it all pertains to
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  Speaker 1: the value of yourself. This can pertain to you in
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  Speaker 1: terms of reaching your goals, your dreams, all in business,
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  Speaker 1: and this is for you to consider in the relationship
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  Speaker 1: of love. It is amazing to me why I talk
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  Speaker 1: to people and people talk about how they're being treated
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  Speaker 1: and handled and represented and dealt with, and how they
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to get nobody to see they value and
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  Speaker 1: their worth. And I'm sending a bit going, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute. You can't try to get someone to
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  Speaker 1: see something in you that you don't see in yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It starts with you. You know, you've all heard the
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  Speaker 1: saying beauty is on the inside. It's not just skin deep.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Confidence is not an outward emotion. It's something
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  Speaker 1: that starts from within. Everything starts from within, and it
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  Speaker 1: exudes and and and and manifest itself in the outward
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  Speaker 1: shape or form. So if you want people to value you,
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  Speaker 1: you must first value yourself. I tell my daughters all
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  Speaker 1: the time, you can train a man how to treat
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  Speaker 1: you well, Daddy, how do you train a man You
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  Speaker 1: just don't accept bad treatment from him. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: accept bad treatment from him, little girl of mine, then
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  Speaker 1: guess what he can't keep giving it to you. A
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  Speaker 1: person can only treat you the way you allow them
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  Speaker 1: to do it. If you don't accept a man coming
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  Speaker 1: to pick you up late all the time, but you
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  Speaker 1: stop going with him every time he late, the next
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  Speaker 1: time he want to go out with you, he got
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  Speaker 1: to be on time. Now. If he don't want to
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: be on time, then guess what. You don't go out.
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  Speaker 1: You've trained him how to treat you, and if he
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  Speaker 1: don't line up with what you want, then guess what
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  Speaker 1: he not for you. At least you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be mistreated the way he want to treat you by
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  Speaker 1: simply not allowing him to treat you any way he
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  Speaker 1: wants to. You cannot have high value for yourself and
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  Speaker 1: affect someone else to have a high value of you.
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  Speaker 1: That goes into the same thing with business. You can't
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  Speaker 1: go in and ask for a raise if you don't
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  Speaker 1: think you deserve one. What would cause you to walk
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  Speaker 1: in there and ask for a raise if you don't
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  Speaker 1: think you deserve one, If you don't have the facts
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  Speaker 1: to back up a raise, You can't want more money
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  Speaker 1: just because you don't spend all the money you had.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go in there and ask for a
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  Speaker 1: raise because you can show value to the company. You're
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  Speaker 1: worth this much more to the company. The company has
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  Speaker 1: become this because of you. Then you can show your value.
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  Speaker 1: Then you can go in there with a raise, and
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  Speaker 1: you can go in there with some confidence with the raids.
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  Speaker 1: It happens with goals and dreams. If you aim too low,
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  Speaker 1: your problem is you might hit it. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say that for tomorrow. So it's what you think of yourself,
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  Speaker 1: how you value yourself, that matters most. Now, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what was sent to me. I listen to
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  Speaker 1: this real careful, because this is gonna register with a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. Listen to me. If you aren't being
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  Speaker 1: treated with love and respect, check your price tag. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you've marked yourself down. It's you who tells people what
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  Speaker 1: you're worth. Get off the clearest rack and get behind
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  Speaker 1: the glass where they keep the value. It's you who
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  Speaker 1: tells people what you're worth. Get off the clearest rack
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  Speaker 1: and get behind the glass where they keep the value.
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  Speaker 1: Stop acting like you a sidewalk sale. Stop acting like
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  Speaker 1: you can be picked up at the swap meet. Stop
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: acting like you belong in the junkyard. You're a new car,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: don't act like an old car. I don't care how
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: old you are to somebody. You got to be a
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  Speaker 1: new car. Stop putting yourself on the sales rack when
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: clearly you deserve full price. If you lure the value
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  Speaker 1: for yourself, that's what we'll pay for you, and that's
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  Speaker 1: how we'll treat you, and that's how we respect. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't respect yourself, if I see you constantly disrespecting yourself,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: then you're gonna turn to me and demand respect. How
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  Speaker 1: does that work? That be a coat where they got
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  Speaker 1: the lock on it. See, you can't take me off
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  Speaker 1: the rat and just try me on. No, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: how this work. See. But now you go over that
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  Speaker 1: to that valuable section in the store. You everybody been
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: to Mason's. You got that stuff where you got to
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: go get a salesperson to come and unlock it for
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  Speaker 1: you to even try it on. That's cause they to
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  Speaker 1: put a value on that. Or you're going over there
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  Speaker 1: and just put the little shirt on. T shirts ain't
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  Speaker 1: locked up. Anybody can get one. If you're steal his
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  Speaker 1: T shirt, It ain't that bigger loss. They before dollars
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  Speaker 1: pack of three. Come over here, body's swaye, Come over here,
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  Speaker 1: body's fur stuff. We got locks on this stuff right
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  Speaker 1: here because it has value. We know it has value,
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  Speaker 1: so we can't just let you try to stop letting
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: people just try you on. You got it, put a
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: value to yourself, maintain it, you determine your value. Don't
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: let other people do it. You do it all right.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Those are my closing balls. Drop the mic, drop the mic. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, appreciate pimp needed that, but that I
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  Speaker 1: just need thought stars. Yeah, hey man, can I tell
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