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Trump, Chappelle, Necessary Romance, R. Kelly and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all sit looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them just like theming bu bus things and it's not
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  Speaker 1: me through good string together, Stuart Joy. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn. You gotta turn to turn themout. Got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, to turn turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing, I share. Well, good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only, Steve Harvey, I got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody sent me an email one day that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: kind of a nasty little email, you know, I think
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  Speaker 1: I said it wants to before Steve Harvey trying to
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  Speaker 1: be a preacher. Man, I'm so far from being a preacher. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. But what I am trying
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  Speaker 1: to do is share information. Now. I understand how haters work,
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  Speaker 1: and I understand how the devil works. Believe me, I
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  Speaker 1: do you know? Sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me
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  Speaker 1: at the level and the angles of attack they use,
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  Speaker 1: you know which I go, wow, man, I didn't I
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  Speaker 1: didn't see that one. Oh that was pretty slick. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get credit on that. We try to get me.
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  Speaker 1: But every time you try to get me, I get saved.
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  Speaker 1: I get saved every time, man, because because God got me,
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  Speaker 1: God got some angels camped around me. That's what my
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  Speaker 1: mom used to always say as a Sunday school teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Never really understood it, but you know when I was
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  Speaker 1: growing up as a kid, but I got it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: He got some angels around me. And angels come into
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  Speaker 1: form sometimes of people, people who pull your coat to this,
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  Speaker 1: or introduce you to that, or reveal some information to
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  Speaker 1: you like this. He got them all around me. So see,
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  Speaker 1: having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just that what he gives to me, but
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  Speaker 1: what he protects me from. And you know, some some
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  Speaker 1: people wonder, well, if you were God, why he letting
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  Speaker 1: people do that to you? Now, that's not how it works. See,
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  Speaker 1: there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil.
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  Speaker 1: And if you succumb to good, that's what you become,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you do. But everybody they don't succumb to good.
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  Speaker 1: Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate,
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  Speaker 1: to destroy, to tear down, And so that forces at
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  Speaker 1: work in this world too, and when that force comes
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  Speaker 1: up against me. What God never promised me that I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
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  Speaker 1: that I would not come under fire, that I would
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  Speaker 1: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, he four warned me that it would happen.
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  Speaker 1: Or what he does give me in those moments are
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  Speaker 1: moments of comfort in peace, knowing that He's with me,
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  Speaker 1: and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring
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  Speaker 1: me down, it ain't gonna work, it ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: So come if you want to fight, if you will,
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  Speaker 1: I have a man that has been attacking me since
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  Speaker 1: I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been
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  Speaker 1: on a mission and that if I don't give him
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  Speaker 1: five million dollars, he gonna do it. He didn't done everything, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has done everything. Now he've messed around and got
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  Speaker 1: itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his
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  Speaker 1: illnesses and what was befalling his family. He's blaming that
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  Speaker 1: on me too. As Steve Harvey not stressed me out
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  Speaker 1: and paid me this money he owed me, we were
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  Speaker 1: you coming with this? He just has kept on it on,
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  Speaker 1: it on, And you know what hen messed around, got
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  Speaker 1: itself sick. He messed around, man, got himself in some situation.
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  Speaker 1: And can I tell you something. It's been going on
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  Speaker 1: since nine teen, maybe ninety seven. He started the attack
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  Speaker 1: when I first went on, No before that, probably ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: He started the attacks in ninety five, every nine And
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  Speaker 1: he didn't got six lawyers. All the lawyers didn't drop
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  Speaker 1: the case. After they come in and they discover the fact.
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  Speaker 1: But he steady trying. But it's too angels that's around.
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  Speaker 1: And I forewarned him several times. Man, and man, if
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  Speaker 1: I was you, I go head on because what I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do is been because you cannot break me.
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  Speaker 1: Because I happened to be a soldier for Christ. I
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  Speaker 1: happened to be an imperfect soldier or Christ as nothing,
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  Speaker 1: Man as nothing. And oh it ain't like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of people and tried. Now, Oh y'all all been on YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: y'all been on the internet. Oh they didn't try. Oh
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  Speaker 1: they didn't put some dirt on me. Man, that ain't true.
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  Speaker 1: But if you keep looking at me though, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not the prize, but if you put your eyes on God,
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  Speaker 1: it's where you go. But if you look at me.
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  Speaker 1: He's covered me through it all. And that's been the
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  Speaker 1: importance of the relationship I formed with God, is that
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  Speaker 1: I know that I'm under his wings, that I'm ever
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  Speaker 1: under his ever loving protection, that he got me. And
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  Speaker 1: I just want to share that with you that if
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  Speaker 1: you got If you're looking for some protection, if you're
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  Speaker 1: looking for a way to have the strength to get
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  Speaker 1: through what you're going through, get some god man. If
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  Speaker 1: if you want to weigh out, get some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been gangbanging and you're sick of gangbanging, get
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  Speaker 1: you some god man. If you're tired of being on
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  Speaker 1: drugs and you're tied to drinking, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're tired of being if you're sick and tired
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  Speaker 1: of being sick and tired, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you now. If you're trying to make
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  Speaker 1: your dreams come true and it looked like you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it, and you still believe that that's for you,
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  Speaker 1: get you some god man. If you're setting a new
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  Speaker 1: gold dream of aspiration and you're trying to get that
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna start out today, get you some god man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. See it's
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  Speaker 1: real what I'm saying. Man, I ain't on fake due
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  Speaker 1: with it. You understand, I'm just telling you real. Get
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  Speaker 1: you some God, man, and be patient, have faith, believe,
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  Speaker 1: don't doubt, but Lord, have mercy. Get ready to work
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  Speaker 1: your tail off. Did you hear me? Get you some faith, Believe,
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  Speaker 1: don't doubt, and get ready to work your tail off.
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  Speaker 1: God can't blessing you See a lot of times we
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  Speaker 1: go to God asking for prayers and stuff, but we
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  Speaker 1: go to him and we don't give nothing. God nothing
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  Speaker 1: to bless. We won't blessings, but we don't give him
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  Speaker 1: nothing to bless. You make one step, he'll make two.
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  Speaker 1: You start, he'll finish. You come, He'll go. You dream it,
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  Speaker 1: He'll build you started, He'll finish. See you see you
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  Speaker 1: trying everything your way. I'm gonna go to Cornet. It
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  Speaker 1: comes with a man. Yesterday just sitting and just call
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  Speaker 1: me man, and was just talking about but Steve. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've just dude been on me twenty three hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: for four years. I just asked him, have you survived
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  Speaker 1: the folk without the twenty three hundred? Yeah? Man, how
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  Speaker 1: much you think you have spent trying to get to
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  Speaker 1: twenty three hundred just a few hundred. Now, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you something. Do you have a few hundred mold
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  Speaker 1: to try to get this twenty three hundred that you've
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  Speaker 1: been trying to get for four years? Yeah? I could
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  Speaker 1: do that, But do you want to? Man? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have the time to dedicate faux more or your years
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  Speaker 1: to try to get twenty three hundred? But Steve am
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  Speaker 1: out of work right now. I'm fell on some hard times.
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  Speaker 1: I could use that money, and I've been praying to
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  Speaker 1: God to help me. Yeah, you've been praying to God
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  Speaker 1: to help you. God probably got something way greater for you.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta let go of your own thinking and
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  Speaker 1: let God have his way. You understand, you feel me.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show WHOA two who two three. When
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  Speaker 1: you think of love gotta get it, don't you mind you?
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  Speaker 1: When you think of a love gotta get you? Don't
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  Speaker 1: you mind you? Last time? When you think of love,
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  Speaker 1: gota get it? On your mind? Yeah? Morning everybody, Hey Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve, Good morning, Good morning. What's happening? It
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  Speaker 1: is Tuesday, Junior morning? Off morning, everybody, How you're looking
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  Speaker 1: good on the zoom and everything. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like you fly. Oh way what you said? You
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't talking about looking good. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: you over there in Paris, boarder, you're clowning. How are
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  Speaker 1: trended from saying it'spiracious. You have your fund Stephen looks
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  Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, you know, celebrate my girl's birthday. You know, no, no, no, no, no, sir,
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  Speaker 1: no sir, you laid it out ye celebrate well. You
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  Speaker 1: We don't care about the hate us really well. For
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  Speaker 1: her birthday during the day, I had a hotel um
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  Speaker 1: rooftop set up. I had him set up lunch on
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  Speaker 1: the rooftop with a view of the Eiffel top. I
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  Speaker 1: had a French flag made with her initials in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the French flag and the birthday ten ten
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  Speaker 1: twenty one, and I had him hoisted on top of
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. Boy, you better creative, you better live up off,
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  Speaker 1: she cried, She's just so beautiful. And then we had
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  Speaker 1: lunch upon the rooftop, dass to some Frankie, listen to
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  Speaker 1: some jail and then the night time I see I
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  Speaker 1: can say it now because it's oval. I closed down
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  Speaker 1: the Fendy store in Paris, and I had dinner served
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  Speaker 1: at the Fendy store in Paris. Nice. That's so wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: And you know her guilt store. Then you got your
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  Speaker 1: gift when y'all got back, people got way to go.
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  Speaker 1: the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. In the building.
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  Speaker 1: This one is from Irene and Fort Myers, Irene. Rites
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  Speaker 1: have been married for thirty two years, and our oldest
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  Speaker 1: son and his fiance moved in with us temporarily while
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  Speaker 1: their house is getting renovated. His fiance is well endowed,
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  Speaker 1: and her goodies spill out of her clothes. Even her
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  Speaker 1: loungewear is risque. And I have noticed my husband catering
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  Speaker 1: to her. The other night he came into our bedroom
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  Speaker 1: ready for action, noticeably poking through his pajamas. I told him,
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  Speaker 1: I told my son to have his fiance cover up
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  Speaker 1: when she's home, and he told my husband, I'm being rude.
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  Speaker 1: Was I out of line in any way? You need
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  Speaker 1: to talk to your hud. Yes, you know your problem
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  Speaker 1: ain't that girl, even though that is your problem. Your
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  Speaker 1: problem is him. He came in that room going lord
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  Speaker 1: him message. But now, I mean, what you want me
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  Speaker 1: to do? I don't. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: You know you've noticed a girl. You're you're a little
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  Speaker 1: upset by it. Let's just be real. I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: it's not a woman thing. It's a human thing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: So you know you're just being human. You see what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: It's bothering you. You know it ain't bothering your husband?
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  Speaker 1: How you know what you need? What you need? You?
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  Speaker 1: You want to watch girl? Hole is remote? Yeah? No
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  Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no no no, you watch what
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  Speaker 1: you want to watch. That's what we've done. What what? What? What? Wait? Minute? Women?
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  Speaker 1: You don't like what? Immagene cook? Hold on you wait
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  Speaker 1: a second. Right here, I'm going around here to pope.
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  Speaker 1: You want to pope eyes? You're a chick lade? What
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  Speaker 1: you want? Sandwich? You you want? You? You want to
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  Speaker 1: test the sandwich battle. Girl, We're just trying to make
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  Speaker 1: comfortable for you. What you what you? What you want
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  Speaker 1: to do? You know what I'm saying. You don't like
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  Speaker 1: hardwood floor? Uh? Why did you put hello, h sears?
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  Speaker 1: We need walla wall carpet in here tomorrow. This girl
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  Speaker 1: is walking around here a barefoot don't like yo, yo,
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  Speaker 1: y're sweetie. Your problem is your husband. It ain't it
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  Speaker 1: ain't your your your son's wife. The son. She spoke
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  Speaker 1: to the son, and he told the husband the mother
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  Speaker 1: was being rude. Hey, daddy, daddy, you need to talk
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  Speaker 1: to Momah you damn right. I'm going ahead and talk
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  Speaker 1: to him. Clad is rude. Imma, Gene, m gene. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Let that girl walk around here
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  Speaker 1: like she won't to She ain't heard nothing. That's Claire Junior, baby,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. That's wrong, all right? Moving on, Emma Jane
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  Speaker 1: and Clarence though, that's wrong. Moving on. My Lincoln Hampton,
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  Speaker 1: Virginia says, I've been married for fourteen years and my
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  Speaker 1: husband still loves to get drunk on the weekend. The
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  Speaker 1: other night, he was mumbling about a woman named Kim
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  Speaker 1: that can work and do a handstand he said he
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  Speaker 1: wants to make love to her again and again. When
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  Speaker 1: he woke up, I asked him about Ken, and he
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  Speaker 1: accused me of going through his phone. Since I know
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  Speaker 1: there really is a Kim, I want more details. Should
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  Speaker 1: I find Kim and get more information? Made this food?
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  Speaker 1: Bring up the phone? All she say, who is Kim?
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  Speaker 1: First words should have been out your mouth? Would Kim? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Shirley asked me a couple of questions about Kim. Let
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  Speaker 1: me show this dude, how this go? How is Kim today? Kim? M? Yeah, Kim,
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  Speaker 1: you were talking about a Kim last night and you
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  Speaker 1: and you know, while you were asleep, you were you
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  Speaker 1: mentioned Kim. I knew that was Kardashian girl. I laughed,
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  Speaker 1: my asshole. I thought about the joke. I've been laughing
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  Speaker 1: that girl funniest. I mean, you know what, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: know she with that funny? He was surprising up and
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  Speaker 1: all I did was ask you about her? Is she
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  Speaker 1: and your phone? You do really know a Kim? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Because you you accuse me of going through your phone. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: look that that ain't no. That ain't no girl. Let's
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  Speaker 1: that's the way to name down at the Chinese restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way to night. We're moving on quickly. Karagan
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  Speaker 1: in New Jersey says, I'm a background singer with a
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  Speaker 1: band and we're booked up for the holidays. I'm fifty
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  Speaker 1: one and the youngest performer in our group, and I've
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  Speaker 1: led my section in the church choir for years. But
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  Speaker 1: in this group they will not let me lead a song.
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  Speaker 1: The lead girl has a raspy voice, and that's fine
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  Speaker 1: for certain songs, but I know I can do a
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  Speaker 1: much better job on some songs. Should I keep asking
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  Speaker 1: or take the lead and step out in front of
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  Speaker 1: the songs? I feel I know I can do better
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  Speaker 1: on you in a group where you're the youngest one
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  Speaker 1: in there and she's fifty one? Yeah, can you fifty one?
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you this? Grove bath into getting no hits?
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you this? I got it? I was
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  Speaker 1: bo by the rev I have been telling them I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to lead that song. She rasp Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold hold see to see that raspy boys, girl,
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  Speaker 1: she got this song. And I told her about to
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  Speaker 1: do this one better? Right here on this doctor baby,
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  Speaker 1: watching the time the way, see that there, see that
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  Speaker 1: there I could do these hits do holding on the
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  Speaker 1: rasping boyd hold No, so very hard to do when
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  Speaker 1: the love's gone. And that's no lie. And you know
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  Speaker 1: we we even do. We have a word. We have
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  Speaker 1: a karaoke machine and the words bounce on the ball
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  Speaker 1: so the old people can keep up and remember the
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  Speaker 1: wrong with everybody wants to be. But that's the journey.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know it, but that's one of the newest hits.
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  Speaker 1: We do not really hold. We gotta go coming up back,
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  Speaker 1: about it at the top of the hour. But right
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now? Readmped read DEMP. You
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  Speaker 1: Let's read deep read DEMP. You know you gotta be demps.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go cat read Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: pastor Henry. Oh this pastor Henry. Oh, how are you doing, sir?
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  Speaker 1: You know past a Greater New Hope Baptist right? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am my answers cooler. My name is Patrick, My
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  Speaker 1: name Patrick Davis. Uh ain't doing there? How you doing, sir?
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  Speaker 1: I went there to your church a bottom about two
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  Speaker 1: and a half years ago. I went there and me, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got our kids baptized. Thereto. Are you coming back
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  Speaker 1: to us or are you? Uh uh? What's your current church? Hold? Well,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't been in a minute, you know. For you
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  Speaker 1: you you baptized my son and my daughter Kareem r.
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  Speaker 1: You baptize them. I don't. I don't think you. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you do a lot of people. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was about to say I do a lot. I
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  Speaker 1: can't really pinpoint a name like that. You said it
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  Speaker 1: was about a couple of years ago, two three. By
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  Speaker 1: showing up between two and between two and three years ago,
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  Speaker 1: you you bout to have my little girl and my son. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I bless on that. I'm I'm glad I was able
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  Speaker 1: to do that Servicely, I was wondering, how did you
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  Speaker 1: get my number us? Anything like this? Usually get handled
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  Speaker 1: with the church. You know, one of my deacons or
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  Speaker 1: my secretary. But uh uh you uh call the church
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  Speaker 1: and they gave you my number. Um, just this guy
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  Speaker 1: at the church. Let me see. His name is Oh Dobs, brother,
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  Speaker 1: brother Dobs. Brother, brother Dob gave you my phone number,
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  Speaker 1: my information, Brother Dobs. I got this from brother Dobs
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  Speaker 1: that I you I could reach you. Now you know him, right,
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  Speaker 1: he's one of your deacons brothers. I that's a good
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: man right there. I know him many years. Okay him
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: My reason for wanting to talk to you directly. Okay,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you baptize my little girl, Tayloring and
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: my son Kareem. What I baptizing is supposed to be
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you cleansing them, and you're watching them. My problem, hear
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: my problems. You baptize my kids. But there ain't nothing
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: shame they they grade still bad. He still didn't cobeeding it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I don't see where your back look. But if you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: don't him, if you just let me, I don't see
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: where your baptizing has done anything. And I don't know
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: that I spent when I was there. I want that
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: money back now now, Oh can now you coxcuse me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I think you know we need to
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: stop this madness right now because you're talking about you
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a money back baptime. I like, with baptize your kids.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I've been at this church for many years, so I
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: won't doubt that I'm probably the pastor you're looking for them.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: But I just don't understand what you're trying to get
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: at here about the baptism. Did I'm saying you're supposed
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: to when when when people get baptized, they're supposed to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: change them a cleansing. Okay, I see, yeah, it's cleans them.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: But well, if my kids are nothing, let me let
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: me ask you. I'm just trying to brother, I'm just
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: just trying to get to the bottom of this, you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, because she's like when we get handles.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't understand how you got my numbers. The bottom
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: of it is, yo, yo, baptizing ain't doing nothing. My
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: kids still grades bad, they still this over well that
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: why they haven't been coming to church. You said you're
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: not going to any congregation. Maybe you guys need to
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: come on back to church sitting or some sermons. You know.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I even work with your one on one. But um,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do nothing about the grades in school.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, and and and and overall that when you
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: when you have them, I should see a change in them.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And I don't see a changed. But all the times
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I was going to your church, I'm paying for these ties,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Well I'm not getting anything. Hey man, all at the
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: end of the day, Past Henry, I want my money back.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: That's what that's what we have. That's brother David. That's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: not how it worked. Brother. You hit you understand, I'm not.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to raise my voice at you. But
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: you y'all over them, y'a all over the place. You
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: want money back. I don't understand. What what can I
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: do for you? I can tell you now what you
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: can do my kids and I got them baptized over
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: there with you all that time I want to your church.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm paying knee tis, playing knee tis, playing knee ta,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: and I get my kids baptized. But the time's gonna
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: have nothing to do with the baptism. The times had
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: something to do with all the time I spent over there.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm not gating anything. And that's what you call
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: all in the world am I gonna figure out how
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: much cord you came? I know? Think about that. I
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: know exactly. No, no, no, no, you're hauling my home
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: with this nonsense. You're not even a number of congregation,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and I just don't like it. Who you think your boy?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Just because you got you're a man of the club,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: don't mean that's because I'm a man lais God. Don't
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: mean I can't cut your out. You understand that. Brothers.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: If it's something you need to deal with, you need
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to talk to people at the church. Why do I
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: need to talk to brother dogs when I'm talking about
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: to the problem right now? You're a problem, bash, I'm
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: a problem. I just put a bunch of tide money
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: and I won't I know exactly how much I spent
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: over there, and I want my money back. Brother, about that?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That's what I care about. Your time? So I said,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: your time? Want me to spell it out? Oh? Well, here, kids,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: or spell out. I bet they know how to spell it. Oh,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: don't be calling me about no damn behave your issues
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: with your kids. You're back, tid. That's the question you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: need to be asking. Is you living your life? Think
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: the five? Huh? You know what you know what, Brothers,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't got out beside myself, and I'm sorry, brothers,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I should not be using fire linguage since I think
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: what's going on. We need to we need to get
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you and your children, your wife come on down the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: service on Sunday. I will sit with you as long
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: as I can. I truly, I truly think counseling and
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: talk is the only way out of it. We should
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: not be fighting on this phone now. Once again, I
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: hope you accept my apology for my language. Now, can
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I ask something? Go ahead, son, I can hear you, Okay.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Brother Dobbs tells me that you and him are together,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: y'all together some mornings having coffee. You and brother Dogs
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: are every morning that that I'm not either function or
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: doing something for the building maintenance of the church. Yeah,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: we definitely. He's a good brother. Like I told you,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I know him for many years, right right, And he's
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: saying that when y'all having coffee, that y'all y'all listening
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to the radio. Is that right? Yeah? Well I suppose
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: y'all be listening to Stey Harvy Morning show. Yeah, it's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: always on the radio. What's so fun? This is? This
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: is nephew, Timmy man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Brother Dog just got me to break phone call. You
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: know now, listen, brother Dog knew about this. He won
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: game in your number. I'm too scared to cuss another word.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Let's take anything out of my character. I didn't think
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't did enough for a life talp of that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm probably these really
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: didn't come. And I tell my congression all the time.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I even slip up, so I think it would only
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: be ready to let me ask you something, man, what
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: is the baddest And I'm talking about the band this
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: twenty a man. You already know man the Steve Harvey
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. I'll take that. I'll take all that anyway
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you give it to me, I'll take god, I'll take it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you so kindly, Redimp. Those are something that need
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: to be dipped and dipped again. All right, thank you, nephew.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, We'll have
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: some entertainment at National News for you. Right after this.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening to this Dave Harvey Morning Show. Well, comedians
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: like Damon, Wayne's Dale, Hughley and Moore are all supporting
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle by saying be free two words be free. Recently,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: of course, Dave Chappelle posted if this is what being
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: canceled as like I love it. Netflix has been receiving
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of backlash to pull Chappelle's latest comedy special
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to Closer. However, according to the Hollywood Reporter, Netflix ceo
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: send a memo to all current Netflix employees and made
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: it clear that Dave Chappelle's stand up special would remain okay.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: He also said the three Netflix employees who publicly criticized
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle were also suspended for attempting to crash a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: company meeting that was only meant for higher level executives.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: The memo read and part Chappelle is one of the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: most popular stand up comedians today and we have a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: long standing deal with him. His last special, Sticks and Stones,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: also controversial, is our most watched, stickiest, and most award
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: winning stand up special to date. Some people find the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: art of stand up to be mean spirited by but
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: our members enjoy it and it's an important part of
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: our content. Offering. Tatah exactly all right standing, Yeah, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: have no complaints on that. On the closer, except for
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: it's his last one, he said. Well for a while,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: he said, for a while. Hopefully he'll be back. Yeah,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: it's to meet. Here's the deal. I'm in support of
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: day Chappelle and his ability to speak the truth. See,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: we're in such a politically correct climate now that it's
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: absolutely trying to kill the art of comedy. It's comedy
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: is not meaning spirited. Comedy is the reflection of the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: society when our music is that way, you know. But
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: see here's here's see, here's a part that troubles me
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: about it. The moment somebody says something about you now here,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: you come wanting everything done. But let me say this,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: when people are online being bashed and destroyed online by
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: these trolls and things like that, where's all that support
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: for them? See, where's that? You know that there's no
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: policing the internet cries, there's no policing the social media channels.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: You know, no. But as the moment something happens to you,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: per se And I'm talking about anybody. Notice I've said
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: that anybody now here you come and you want it done. Well.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: The problem with comedy, folks, is that the joke has
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to be about somebody, No, somebody. The majority of jokes
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: have to be about somebody who has done something. That's
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the majority of joke. We can't keep writing jokes about
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: spaceships and grass and trees and birds and dogs. Then
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: we do a dog joke. You don't wan't that? Then? Then? Then? Did? Then? Did?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Did here come? Peter? Then let me tell you something.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: A long time ago, I did a joke about this
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: just dude driving drunk. I first got started, and I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: was at the door shaking people's hands for coming to
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: the comedy club that night. Lady came up to me
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: and said, I hate you. Oh, I hate you. I
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I've been out there. I haven't been out the house
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: in six months. Not What happened to her was tragic.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: She said, my daughter was killed by a drunk driver,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and now here you are talking about being drunk driving
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: a car. How dare you well? Excuse me? I didn't
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: know you were coming, I didn't know any of this happened,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: and now here you are. And that really bothered me
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: because I was young in the business. But I can't
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: tell you how many times I've been hit up by
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: a particular person because of something I said on that stage.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And it's just troubling to me that a comedian can't
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: speak the truth. I just where did he lie in
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the special? That nowhere? Nowhere at all, top to bottom?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: When when Trump was banning Muslims from traveling, where was everybody?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Where was everybody? You know, when you were sending when
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you was canceling the doctor plan for for for people
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: to get citizenship? Where where was the outcry? You know,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: when it was time to build a wall, where was
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the outcry, you know, creating uh, migrants from their children.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: When he's allowed to pay seven hundred some dollars in taxes,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: which is more than what you paid, where was your outcry?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Because he said he was smarter, that's why he didn't
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: So he's smarter than us. But we're taxpayers. We're the
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: ones that keep the country going. Okay, So look, where's
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: your outcry? When a group of people bash women in music?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Where you at? Where you at? Now? I'm asking where
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you at? So now I don't want to hear all that.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. It's not Look, man,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: we are all subject to everything. When them damn police
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: officers get off from killing black people, where are you at?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Why are your outcry? Then who are you? Where your
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: counselor police at? Why that's at nothing? Trey VR and
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Martin George Zimmerman. I can go down the list of
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: people who have done stuff over the years to black people.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Nothing where your outcry. I'm sorry, man, He's stood on
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that stage and he put it in the form of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: comedy and as some uncomfortable as that's make you do?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: How many times I would have said at a country
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: club and heard some white boy do this, Chinese dude,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: white dude, black dude going the ball? You're who time
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I heard that? And you sit there man? Man? Yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: oh get it? Well? Netflix the special all right, coming
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes. Yeah, after the hour and trending
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: political news. We'll talk about the former president right after this.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show and today's trending political US. Former
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: President Donald Trump returned to Iowa on this past Saturday
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: for the first time since the twenty twenty presidential elections.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: He told a crowd of cheering supporters that We're going
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: to take America back forty five, blasted President Biden and
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: his trillion dollars infrastructure and spending legislation currently stalled in
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Congress and said Democrats are leading the country to the
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: brink of ruin. Trump went on to say, as Disastro says,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the Biden administration has been no one can blame the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: great state of Iowa, because boy, we did really we
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: did really good here Iowa. What a place. Trump also
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: unveiled a possible campaign slogan for twenty twenty four, make
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: a make America great again again. That's all again, again, again,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: again again again. We got to hold all. We gotta
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: keep vote. We just got real because he's going around
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: land trying to lay the groundwork. Yeah, it's slowly, surely,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: but you got to pay attention to her and what
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: he's doing you cannot. Yeah, but let me tell you what.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: One of the things he's doing, that's a trick I
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: watch him doing. He's bringing up the election constantly. He's
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: the master of deflecting what's really going on. So that
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: keeps everybody on the front page of Oh my god,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: he's gonna run. What are we gonna do? What are
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: we gonna do? Y'all? Forgetting all the crabs that was
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: committing y'all, y'all, y'all, forgetting about work all. Yeah, y'all,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: forgetting about the stuff he said while he was in
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: office that made this country more divisive than it's ever been,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: the sixth Insurrection, which is a sadness about this country
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: we're in. It's really really sad. The fact that they're
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: even considered him speaks volumes to the condition of this
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: country that you went to iur to see him, man, Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: where you live there and still that you still you
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: believe this election was stolen. That's a sad, sad statement.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: We're gonna vote again again, how about that? Oh? Yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: we gotta keep voting. We gotta keep going until we
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: get this thing right. But first we gotta try and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: stick together. How about that? That's what I means. Yeah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the Democratic Party is they're not together. They are not together.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: They make me sick with their weakness. You act like
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: these right wing people don't know how they got this
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: country in the first place. You think those policies are
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: gone to bed? Are you kidding me? Right? Keep voting, people,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: we gotta keep voting. Well, yeah, as long as we
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: can vote. Trying to take that away all right? Coming
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll talk
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: about why every guy should get good at being romantic
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to all right, so Steve,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: you're in Paris. Uh, it's all over social media, Steve, Patty?
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Did you laid it out? Steve and Patty? I was
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: trying to rhyme there anyway. Uh, you told us earlier
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: how you laid out your wife's birthday, how she was
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: so happy you raised the French flag and her honor
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: with her initials and birthdate on it. Um. I mean
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: we're talking dancing on on a Perry rooftop looking like
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: two big, old, grown and sexy bumblebees and you're blacking hello.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That would fish. So the question is why should every
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: guy get good at being romantic? Why is that a plus?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: This is the basic thing, And this is what my
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: father told me. But this is what my brothers drilled
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: into me. My youngest brother's eleven years older than me.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: He said, bro, remember it is you cannot out give
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: a woman. You don't have it to give when it
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: comes to giving, he said. You can make more money,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: he said, but you can't do what they do. The
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: return on your investment, ROI, the return on investment is
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: it's immeasurable, he said, So when you find one that's
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: really special. The more special you treat her what she
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: as you in return, you can't even measure. And and
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you that is really really the truth.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: And so that's why I say, the guys, and it's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: not about money, It's about the thought. It's the little
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: things you could do, the thought that makes you said
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: that because a lot of people will compare themselves to
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: you and try to do what you do. But it
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: doesn't because you did this. You were romantic when you
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: didn't have money. Right, listen to me. Getting her initials
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: put on the flag that ain't cause much. It's a
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: flag that you can buy on any street vendom. It
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: wasn't a flag off the government building, an official do
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: you go in and in broadery shop to get it?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: In broader? It was one hundred dollars. Oh okay, so
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: there you go. The flag was farty. Okay, so I'm
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: gonna get a flag. What I'm putting on? You taking notes? Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: you're taking notes, but you you don't really want to
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: do it. Sound like never been flag shopping. I'm just saying,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: see see, but you got to open up your imagination. Okay,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: let's not do it. Flag let's do something else. Okay,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: don't see open up, open up your imagination. Give him
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: another suggestion. Suppose just suppose that was an ice cream
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: truck at the park that came down there every day.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I can't do that because she she lactose can't business
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: is okay, you can't have a dairy like that. She
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: lactose can't tolerate. I'm thinking. Okay, So remember Tony Orlando. Hi, Yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: ribbing tree. She's got a favorite color. She's got a sorority. Wait, okay,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: ok I mean that's a soty. You take her sorority colors?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: What is uh uh salmon? I think it's pink salmon
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and apple green. And you tied around a tree, and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you have a picnic up under the tree, A couple
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: of sandwich, is a basket, a bottle of wine. But
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: if my yard man see that thing tied around the tree,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you're gonna cut that tree down. Anytime you got a
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: ribbon tied around the tree, they're gonna cut that tree down.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Now now, I'm not trying to lose no more trees.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: I lost a lot of Take all the pictures fo
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: this butthole cut the tree. He is the worst we
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: gotta go. I don't know if you can help him. Uh,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Steve coming up next, and the nephew with today's prank
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: phone call right after this, you're listening to show coming
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I'm the man of this house right now. The nephew. Yeah,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a little bit. Right now,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: you got for a snaff? Quit roll? Quit roll, that's
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: gonna be it right there, Yeah, quit roll? All right, all,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: mind's clear, catdog, if you would quit roll. Hello, Hello,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach miss Sistetaniel Sie Taniel. Good shape
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: is uh Brian. I'm representing the youth and of course
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: you know we're already having the fund raiser on Saturday,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and I would like to know are you gonna be um,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: are you going to be available to come out on Saturday?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Because we got pretty much most of the most of
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: the choir you and acquire correct, Yeah, I never heard
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: of anything about anything on Saturday though. Well, we got
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: most of the choir members coming out on Saturday and
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: we'd like to know if you're gonna be available on
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Saturday to come out and participate in the fundraiser for
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the children that's going on their vacation next year. Oh,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you said all the other chore members. I never heard
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: anything from there, all of the chore members. We probably
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: have about ninety five percent of ACQUIRE members coming out. Yeah,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I'm free on Saturday. Okay. Now, we're doing from five
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: to seven on Saturday. So are you available five pm
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: to seven pm? It's only two hours? Yeah, what's your saying?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Name was Brian? I'm sorry they called me Brian, Brian,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: they called me Ba. I'm sorry. Okay, did I meet
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: you at the church? Well, I just joined about three
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: weeks ago and they've already given me an assignment. So
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I made you in marketing and school. So they're trying
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: to get me to take care of the children and
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: their vacation that's coming up. We put together some things,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: a great fundraiser, and you know, the choir members have
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: been very receptive. You're the last one for me to call,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure you are on board
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: with us. Okay, yeah, I just never heard about this,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: So right right now, are you able to bring your
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: choir robe on on Saturday. All right, yeah, we singing,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: we're singing a song. What song? Did you need us
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: to um to sing? Did you tell the path about this? No? No, no,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you guys are not actually going to be singing a song. Uh.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: What it is is that we're we're having a uh
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm glad. I'm so glad that you're you're you're,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you're ready to participate in what we're doing. So I
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: want to first of all say thank you first and foremost,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I want to say thank you. Okay, all right, all right,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: all of them. I'm sorry. I can bring my robe
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: about just the road. So what's gonna happen is you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: guys aren't singing a song, but we're having a wet
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: robe uh contest. So what now? A wet robe contest?
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: of thing. Well, it's not a T shirt, it's a robe.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: So you don't have a T shirt or what what
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: we need you to do with? No? No, no, no,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: no no no, not in the church. You're talking about
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: the whole do uh a wet robe contest? You said
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a wet robe contest? I heard a wet T shirt contest.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: That's not that's not the same thing though, right, well, no,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: it's a little bit different. What it is. You don't
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: have a T shirt on. You actually have your your
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: your choir robe on, and you don't have anything or
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: underneath it. You don't wear any clothes undeath. And what
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: we do is all of ladies listen to me. We're
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: gonna let wet all of the ladies down, and the
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: sexiest one that's wet with their rolling is gonna win
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars and half for the money is gonna
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: go to the children's vacation. Hello, you're talking about a
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: wet T shirt contest in the church. No, I'm talking
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: about a wet road contest at the church. Oh No,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not sit there getting there and and and be
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: naked under it's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: gonna be out road. We need you to be completely
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: naked under your road, and we're gonna win everybody down
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: with the water holes and the finest one is going
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to be able to uh to win five hundred dollars
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: and two hundred and fifty of that half of that
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: money is gonna go to the children's they can hold on,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: hold on? What do you say your name was? Again?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: My name? My name is Bryan Ran. How long you've
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: been a member of this church? Because I don't ever
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: remember me. Okay, I've been a member for about three
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: weeks now, Like I said, since I was a majored
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: in marketing. They actually threw me into no way after
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: three weeks that they're gonna put you in charge of something.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why it is a problem with you
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: trying to pa. They're trying to create, and you don't
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: want to help me. Kid. I want to help the kids,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna get up there in no choir road.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I'm doing my best right now not to cuss you
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: out because I'm a woman of God. So you're too
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: good to be naked under your role? Is that what
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: you're saying? You're too good to look. I don't have
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: to explain myself, but I'm not gonna be naked up
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: to no church. Okay. So so you can't do the
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: naked road, call God. You can't do that for the kids.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I know you're not about to tell me what I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: can and cannot do for no kids. Now I don't
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: know who gave me my number, but I think you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: need to figure out who else to call for this,
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna be a part of this. We
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: called all the other choir members and they don't have
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: a problem with it. You don't y'all call all the
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: fire members? What are they names? What other choire members?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Did you call that? What we called? We draw the
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Bridget in the choir to the Bridget didn't have a
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: problem with it. Ain't no Sister Bridge in the choir. Okay,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: how about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel in the choir was
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: fine with it. Ain't no sister Rachel. Sister Rachel wouldn't
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: be getting naked. Okay, okay, okay, let me ask you
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: to something. Let you know. I don't know, but I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: think do you know Sister Divita in the choir? Hello? Yes?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Do you know Sister Divita in the choir? Yes? I
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: know Sister Divita. Okay. So, so if Sister Divita said
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: that Sister Bridge and it, Sister Rachel didn't have a
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: problem doing it, why do you have a problem doing it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not about to be naked in a church, but
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: ken't you're not getting naked in the church. You're gonna
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: be in the back part of the church and we're
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: gonna spray you down with a water holes on your road.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: That's what We're not gonna be up there. This is
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: disgusting what Thomas said you would do it. Thomas said
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you didn't have no problem doing it. Who the hell
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: is Tommy? We don't even have a Tommy at the church.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: You keep making up all of these maids. Tommy is
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's who
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Tommy is. Hello, Yes, this is Tommy, Baby, this is
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. How are you sure? Oh my god, that's
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: not real. This is not It's not real baby, that
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: nobody was calling you about doing a wet rope because
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: this you are you. I was gonna go out on you.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: You were already going off on me. Vida got me
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call you. Oh my god, I'm gonna
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: get I was holding my time what you're saying you
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: was about to cut I was about to cut you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: out right out. Hey, maybe I gotta ask you. Gotta
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: tell me what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: radio show in the late Steve Harvey Morning Shot. What
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: ro what road? All right? Detroit, Michigan. Nephew come to town.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Tickets are soul out that's right. The music hall that
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: is this Saturday night. Hope you got your tickets because
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: ain't no mo laying in the cut Jacksonville, Floorda, November
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: twelfth and thirteen. The Nephew is coming to town. That's nephew,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Timmy and friends laying the cut out of that. And
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the twentieth of November, Dayton, Ohio, the Nephew is coming.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Never been to day in Ohio. So I hope y'all
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: ready for me, because I'm ready for y'all. I don't
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: know if y'all ever had stupid coming there, like the
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: likes like it's on the way, but you know stupid
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: is coming Dayton, So get ready. You ain't seen me.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen you, but I promise you I'm gonna
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: give you what you're looking for. All right? Thank enough
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: you coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject. I'm the man
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: of this house. We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Dave Harvey Morning Show. Time now for
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice, on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 53:01
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• 53:05
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• 53:08
  Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now, and
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you never know, it could be yours. This could be
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the one right here. You never know. Buggle up and
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject. I'm the
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: man of this house. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm thirty five
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and my husband is forty two years old. I met
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: him at a gas station three years ago and he
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: had a cast on his leg and he was trying
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: to pump gas. I saw he was struggling, so I
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: went to assist him. We stood and talked for a
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: few minutes, and then he asked me out. The rest
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: is history. We moved in together a year or so later,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: and that's when I realized that I fell in love
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: with a soft man. That is fine, was a woman
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: leading him. He had knee replacement surgery right after I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: moved in. I was his living nurse. I waited on
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: him daily and continued to work ten to twelve hours
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: a day from home. I also cooked because he didn't
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: like to eat out or order takeout, and I even
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: learned how to cut grass on a riding lawn mower.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: He's got a huge front yard and backyard and he
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to pay a yard crew to do his
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: grass weekly. He's had a brace on his leg for
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: over two years and he's milking this injury. I've tried
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: to go to the doctor visits with him, but now
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: with COVID I can't because of the brace. I I've
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: had to assume all of his household duties, like taking
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: out the trash, washing his clothes, and overseeing the upkeep
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: of his home while he sits in his recliner. We
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: had a leak in our kitchen and I had to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: hire a plumber and walk around with him while he
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: assess the damage. My husband told the plumber I was
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: in charge, and he sat back in his recliner. Now
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: he's wanting to have a baby, and I asked if
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to get myself pregnant since I'm the
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: man of the house. He got mad and jumped out
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: of his recliner, and he's claiming he re injured his knee.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of wearing the pants and letting him use
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: me as a handmaid. I've told him it's time for
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: him to be a real man. Should I leave him
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: in his recliner or bounce? Well? Uh, you know, and
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: and bounce? Yeah? Should I leave him in his recliner
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: and bounce? That is a question. Well, I think you're
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: coming to Stephen. I a little late on this one,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: aren't you. I mean, too bad you didn't ask. You know,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you didn't know this, But too bad you didn't ask.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: When you saw him at the gas station and before
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you fell in love with him and married him, We
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: could have told you to get to know him a
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: whole lot better before, as you say, the rest became history. Clearly,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: you guys are on two different pages here. Clearly you
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: are you fell into the nursemaid trap the first night
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: at the gas station when his leg was in a cast,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: it embother you. Then when you went to dinner. In
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: that entire year before moving in and then marrying him,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: you could have found out more about his injury and him.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: You've taken care of him for this long, with no
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: real time to enjoy each other, and now you're starting
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: to resent him. That's all this is. So. I think
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: now that you need to put your foot down. I mean,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: it's not too late to do that. This is your
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: life too. The first thing you need to do is
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: try to get some help around the house, like a gardener.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I know he said he wouldn't pay for it, but whatever,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: a real caretaker. You don't have to be the nursemaid anymore.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: And some help with the housework if you can't afford it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: He's not gonna like it. He's not gonna like it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: He already told you that. But does he know you're
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: thinking about leaving him at this point? I mean, you
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: could start going to the doctor with him now, you know,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: to find out what's really going on with his leg.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: He jumped up out of the recliner, you said, and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: then he claimed he re injured it. You need to
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: go and see what's going on. Then you'll have all
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: your facts together when you make your decision. But the
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: days of you writing the lawnmower and all that, those
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: days need to be over today. Steve, Wow, wow wow.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: All right, lady. Since your letter is entitled I'm the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: man of the house, let me show you a couple
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: of things as we read this letter that I would
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: have noticed right on the dribble. Just Stephen Shirley, I'm
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: thirty five, My husband is forty two. Here we go.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I met him at a gas station three years ago.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: He had a cast on his leg and he was
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: trying to pump gas. I saw he was struggling, so
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I went to assist him. Struggling. How he got a
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: cast on his damn leg and he pumping gas? What
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: do the cast had to do with You're struggling in
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: the pump gas. You didn't see the punk in him?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Then you ain't see this. You ain't see it. He
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: got a castle on his leg, his punk gass came
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: pump gas. You had to go over there and help him.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what what? What? What a man
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: would do? Oh? I see you struggling with your cutting
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: the wall up, and I got this ain't no problem,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I got. I appreciate the offer. MIAs mighty kind of
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you to ask me that, what's your name? But she
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: gonna see me pumped this gas. I bet he handed
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you the holes and everything. You ain't see that. Okay,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Now let's go on down the letter. We stood and
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: talked for a few minutes, and there asked me out
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the rest of his history. We moved in together a
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: year so later. That's what I realized. I fell in
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: love with a soft man that is fine with a
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: woman leading him. He let you pumped the gas. You
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: don't remember that, and I'm pretty sure something else would happened.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: He had knee replacement surgery right after I moved in,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: so I was in. He had cast on his foot
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: when you met him at the thing. Now he got
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: knee replacement. This little delicate ass flower, you he just
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I just can't do nothing without hurting myself. You ain't
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: see this for any cash. Now he got a knee replacement. Girl.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: By when I come back, let him just tell you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: the rest of them. All right, Steve, hang on part
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: two of your responses, coming up with twenty three minutes
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: after the hour Strawberry letter. Subject for today, I'm the
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: man of this house. We'll get back into it right
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: let's recap today. He's Strawberry letter. The subject, I'm the
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: man of this house. This woman is set up in here, man,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: this little soft or the tischer ass dude that she
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: met three years ago at a gas station. He fought
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: it too. He got a cast on his leg. He
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: was struggling the pump gas. What's the struggle? You got
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: a cast on your foot? What is your leg? Foot?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: By the cast? Why are you struggling bumping the gash?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Your ass drove to the gas station with the cast.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Now you can't get the game. Then when you come
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: over there to help him, he left you. Oh dog,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: right down right there. You ain't feel to meet me
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: and see the weakness and me. You ain't feel to
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: do it now. This is the boy right here. Now
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: you move in together after years so later, and then
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: you realize you fell in love with a soft man.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: You should have knew that at the damn gas station
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: and with a fine with a woman leading him. He
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: had knee. Replaced me in surgery right after I moved in,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: So I was his living uther for her cast on
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: the food when you met that Nie replaced me in
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: surgery right after y'all live together. He just he just
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: hurt his s. He just he saw delicate little tender.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: So you the married little tender, this little boy, soft
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: and medicated cotton. You shouldn't have been here. And man,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: this little just mister do Yeah. I don't like dudes
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: like this. Man, I don't like little soft heads. Dude,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I waited on him daily and continue to work ten
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: twelve hours a day from home. I saw cook because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: he don't like to eat out or to take out.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Real man, we eat anywhere. Yeah, we eat anywhere, take out,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: pick up back, don't mama's house, food truck caught on
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: the side of the road. We ice cream truck. We eat,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: We do what man don't like what? Girl? Stop? All
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: these women on this show got husband. They eat anywhere,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: especially they hug were eating anywhere. Shirley man got to
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  Speaker 1: know how to eat. This would have over. I even
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  Speaker 1: learned how to cut grass on the riding More. He's
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  Speaker 1: got a huge front yard in backyard and he don't
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: want to pay a yard crew to do his grass weekly.
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  Speaker 1: He had a brace on his leg for over two
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: years and he's milking his injury. Way minute, way, minute,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, wait minute, Now, he got a big ass yard.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: He don't wanna pay nobody. Okay, Now he's soft sensitive
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and he cheeked cut the yard. Now, you didn't learn
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  Speaker 1: how to ride on a lawn. More excuse me. If
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  Speaker 1: I got a cast on, I can still get on
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: his lawn and ride. You ride right? He pushing, he's riding.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, he had a knee brace on his leg
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: for over two years and he's milking his injury. He's salt. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get this damn ass off my leg. Two years,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: but you gotta be out your mind two years. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: he can't wear a suit. I'm gonna cut the cast
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: off so I can host NFL honors and then put
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: it back on. I'm gonna get the cash cut off,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: so I go out here on Miss Universe and then
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: put the cash back on. I'm gonna cut this cast also.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I walk out of the state, turn this corner on
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Family Few. But we're gonna take a damn cast. I
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: don't go to work, dog, I got to go get this.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: I got to go work. Yeah, he's a settlement for
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: two years. Um we I've tried to go to the
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: doctors with him, but now with COVID, I can't because
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: of the brace. I have had to assume all of
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: his household duties, like taking out the trash, washing his clothes,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: and overseeing the upkeep of his home while he sits
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: in his recliner. You fat lazes saw tender ass. I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: wish I would girl. Anyway, we had a leak in
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: our kitchen. I had to hire plumber walk around with
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: him while he assessed the damage. My husband told the
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: plumber I was in charge and set back down to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: his recliner. Oh wow, hold on, now he's wanting to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: have a baby. And I asked him if I was
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: supposed to get myself pregnanty to something man in the house.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: He got mad and jumped out of his recline, he
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: claiming he re injured his me. Of course he did.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: He tended he when he attempted to be a man.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump out myra clr. Who are you talking
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: to him? My legs? Everybody got no time for you
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: right here. He got mad and jump times to recline nice,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: claiming he re injured his knee. I'm tired of wearing
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: the pants and letting him use me as a hand mate.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I've told him it's time for him to be a
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  Speaker 1: real man. Listen to me. If you have to tell
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: your man that it's time to be a man, then
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: you don't have a man. Dy ain't a woman on
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: this earth, on this earth then ever said anything to
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: me about my manhood. You might not like a what
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I did, You might not like what I said, you
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: might not like how I act, But what you not
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: fit to do is question my man? Who come on there?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: You need to act like a I got something for
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: you that I just all let me explain. So one
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: thing men know how to do is be men. You
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: ain't got to tell him that. You may not like it,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: but that's what he do. Now. Should I leave him
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: in his recliner and bounce, yes, because he not fitting
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the change. This is who he is and what he
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: is a ball, a medicated cotton. That's how soft her?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: All right? All right? Post your comments on Today's Strubberry
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  Speaker 1: at forty six minutes after we got year with sports
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  Speaker 1: Talk right after this. You're listening, all right, Junior is
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: here with sports talk. What you got juniors? Well, man, unc,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I know you in Paris, Tommy, I know you've probably
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: heard this story, but jor damn game over here. Date
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: on bought nothing about America even the golfice in fridge
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: waiting for to believe this story. John Gruten, the head
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: coach of the Las Vegas Raiders, has stepped down up
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the season. He's out after the
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: New York Times detail emails in which he made homophobic
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: and misogynistic remarks following the earlier port of a racist
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: statement that he made about a union leader. Now his
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: statement read, in part after he resigns. I have resigned
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: as head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders, he said
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: on Twitter in a statement issued by the team. I
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: love the Raiders and I don't want to be a distraction.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Thank it to you all, to the players, coach and staff,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: fans of the Raider Nation. I'm sorry. I never meant
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: to hurt anyone now. Gruden's departure came after New York
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Times report the NFL officials, as part of a separate
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: workplace misconduct investigation that did not directly involve him, found
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: that Gruten had casually and frequently unleashed all these statements
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: lay over several years to denigrate people around the league
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: and to mark some of the league's momentous changes. So
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: he denounced the emergence of women as referees. He said
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: that was bad for the league. Then he said, drafted
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: up a gay player and the talerance of players protesting
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: doing the national anthem, man, and you cannot do that
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: in the NFL when they hold statement. And you can't
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: say that in the NFL when they're trying to end
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: They got on the field. Now on Sunday you can
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: see at the end zone in the race system. We
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: all you can't do that that you're going to do.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: He said that about dear dear Smith. Yeah, yeah, he
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: said that, said Marie Smith was with the bigger people.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Go now, yeah, he said, he said, the Maurice Smith,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: who is he was the leader of the you know,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the NFL Players Association. He said that his list was
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: so big it like the mission of man tie. That's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: what he said about. Oh, I hadn't heard way that.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I thought he said something. But denouncing women as referees,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: and then you know, you know he was on Jeff
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Fisher said that Roger Goodell allowed Jeff Fisher to draft
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: a gate player. You're not You're not get that, and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: no it should you be in the league for that.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: They offered me at the gas station blowing up card
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: times with money Figger one time, solve me a the
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: ass that I want to work down the gas station,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: blowing up God, who the hell can blow up in
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: carta thank you jor coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour Carlin Music news right after this, you're listening
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, guys, Carlo's here with the music
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: news for today. What you got, Carlos, carl I just
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: want to say one other thing for go ahead. I'm
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: really hurt we Growden with these big up statements that
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: really father bought up so many memories. I was at
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: a burger King eating one time without about seventeen and
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: the air conditioning without and the manager came out to
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the table and asked me if I could come in
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: the back and blow in the vents air condition of
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: these jokes that he told about the Marcus Well, I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: got something for your ass. You won't go ahead, it's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: not overgrown, all right, let's quickly get to music news.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Just want to announce Steve Bruno, Mars and Anderson pack
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: their side, you know, the little project silk Sonic, Well,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: the album is finally coming out November twelfth. Bruno announced
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: it on his birthday this past Friday. Yup, yup, yup.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You know the hit single your Jam Steve Leave the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Door Open, as well as the follow up single Skate,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: And there's gonna be a special guest appearance. They're gonna
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: have a guest host so to speak on this album,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Bootsy Collins. What's not that that's cool? That's better than
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: We're always Yes? Yes, So I thought that was big,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: big news. See, we all love Silk Sonic And just
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: talked to college on my show up Facebook watch. Oh,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: we gotta check it out. Make sure everybody gonna check
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: that out coming out. I surprised it with just basic player.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I talked to Bousi Collin. Wow, thank you, Carla. Are
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: you welcome there? You go? All right? So, Steve, you
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: know how you test You like to test Junior on
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: his musical knowledge. Yeah, we need you to do the
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: test again. Sing a couple of songs, some of your
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: favorite songs, and see how well Junior does music. Sometimes
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: she'd be so happy, well boy, just being with Daddy.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can help them if you want to.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Spending of time. Look at June in the Bye Sky,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: just a singing. We'll get to the hook. Oh, saidy yes, due,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: you know we love you sweet sing the whole song.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I got it. I know one thing. I know this
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: this somebody missing name mama. I know that. But I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: can tell you that whoever wrote miss dave mama for
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: a show, I mean just being with us and Daddy.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, whoever? That is okay? So can you name
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: the artist of the artist? Yeah, motherless, motherless artists. That's
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: what I do know. I can't be wrong. Somebody out
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: without their mama. Well, well that's the Spinners. That's another song.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: But I want you to tell me what the song
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: is about. Sitting by the open fire plays in my
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: favorite dungareas, thought I get up, take a look around,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: but my feet got in the way. What happened? Stumbled
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: to the floor. She was right in the door. I
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: could see her face, But how could it be? She did?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: She ran away from me. My best friends go anytime.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I'm so I really you brand day got it. This
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: is about somebody who got off of work and picked
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: up a fifth. That's what I do know. I know
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: that Brandy got off and picked up a bottle of
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: brandy and he was in duggarree. He was bad foot
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: and he stumbled, He stopped. He picked up brown. Look
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: this game? Can we do this again? Like? I'm good?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Who it is? Steve? Let's get out of here. Yes,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: let me more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes right after this. That's you're listening
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: String Show. Hey guys, you know we thought r kelly
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: was canceled, right, we thought this right? Well, so yeah,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: not the case, not the case at all. According to
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Rolling Stones, the sales for r Kelly's albums have rocketed
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: skyrocketed more than five hundred percent since his conviction. And
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: that was just a while ago, right. Rolling Stone reported
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: that his streams jumped from eleven point two million to
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: thirteen point four million in one week last month. R
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Kelly was convicted after being accused of running a criminal
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: enterprise that recruited women, girls and boys for sex. But
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: his music lives on. Well you know, I don't know that. Oh,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, the boy had some kids. There's a lot
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: of here taking that right there. I think if someone
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: bought his catalog and then put it back out there
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: and he no longer could benefits from it, I think
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you could go back to listening to it. All the
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: money can go to the victim. Yeah, just victim. It
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: was a lot of victims. I was thinking about somebody
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: who bought the catalog, but nobody wants to buy his catalog.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: He's trying to sell his catalog and nobody wants to
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: buy it. Well, they're buying his record sales. Maybe the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: record sales and the money can go to the victim.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: I tell you right now, if he takes five million
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: for that catalog, five million, that's it, all those records. Yeah,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: you gotta locked up right now, right now. You can't
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: gonna give him twenty dollars nine making another album. We'll
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: in thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: to show, all right, So Steve, you're in Paris. Uh,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: it's all over social media. It's pantry staty you laid
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: it out and Patty I was trying to rhyme there anyway. Uh,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: you told us earlier how you laid out your wife's birthday,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: how she was so happy you raised the French flag
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: and her honor with her initials and birthdate on it. Um.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: I mean we're talking dancing on on a perry rooftop
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: looking like two big, old, grown and sexy bumblebees, and
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: you're black and yellow. That was FLI. So so the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: question is why should every guy get good at being romantic? Well,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: why is that a plus? This is the basic thing.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: And this is what my my father told me. But
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: this is what my brothers drilled it to me, my
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: youngest brothers, eleven years older than me. He said, Bro,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: remember it is you cannot out give a woman. You
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: don't have it to give when it comes to give it,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: he said. You can make more money, he said, but
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: you can't do what they do. The return on your investment, ROI,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: the return on investment is immeasurable, he said. So when
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: you find one that's really special, the more special you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: treat her or she gives you a return you can't
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: even measure. And I'm telling you that is really, really
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: the truth. And so that's why I say to guys,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: and it's not about money, it's about the thought. It's
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: the little things you can do, the thought that you
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: said that because a lot of people will compare themselves
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: to you and try to do what you do, but
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: it doesn't because you did this. You were romantic when
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: you didn't have money. Right, listen to me getting her
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: initials put on the flag. They ain't cause much. Okay,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna get a flag. What I'm putting on you? Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: you're taking notes, but you you don't really want to
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: do it. Sound like I've never been flag shopping. I'm
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: just saying, see, see, but you got to open up
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: your imagination. Okay, let's not do it flag. Let's do
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: something else. Okay, don't see it, open up and open
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: up your imagination. Give him another suggestion. Suppose just suppose
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: that was an ice cream truck at the park that
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: came down there every day. I can't do that because
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: she lactose can't business. Okay, you can't have a dairy
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: like that. She lactose can't tolerate them. Okay. Coming up,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day, and at
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll also have some
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: closing remarks from the one and only Are Fearless leader
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Right after this you're listening to show. All right, guys,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: this is our last break of the day on this Tuesday,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: and Steve Harvey in Perry being all romantic and stuff.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: It's the Queen's birthday. Yeah, you know, she's my queen.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, she was a game changer for
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: me and and I respect an honor that I'm not
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: the only one that a lot of men out there
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: who feel the exact same way. You know, I just
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: happen to be famous. There's a bigger light on what
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: I do than what a lot of people do. But
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of really really good brothers out there. Man,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of good men out there that lady
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: women out And it's all in it's all relative and
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: in perspective, you know what I mean. You know, look
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: the things I can do now. I used to not
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: be able to do even when we got together sixteen
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: years ago. But now I can do different things. But
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: now it's not for me. It's not the money, it's
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: the thought. You know, you could put thought into a
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: thing and it work out for you a lot better.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: So you know that's I just wanted to say that
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: to all the men out there that's doing it right
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: by their queens and you know, and just don't don't
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: look at what other people do. Look what jay Z
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: do for Beyonce. You know, with at his level, I
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: probably can't do that. But I can function at my level.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: You can function at your level, and it's appreciated. I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: know a good friend of mine who had a simple
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: thing done for his wife and their anniversary. She went
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: into the hotel room. They got a regular hotel room.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: She went at a child. When she came out, he
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: had the hotel brings some stuff up to his room
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and coffee and set it out
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: and play their favorite song. When she came out, and
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: the woman came out was just crying. It's the thought
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: that counts, man. It ain't the money. So keep it up, brothers,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: keep doing your thing now. In closing, I want to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: say this to everybody. Mental imagery. It's everything mental imagery.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: I want you all to pay attention about the things
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: that you see yourself in terms of imagery. If you
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: imagine yourself over and over doing something, or you keeping
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  Speaker 1: imagining yourself, take snapshots, take screenshots. You know on your
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  Speaker 1: phone you can take a screenshot, right. I take screen
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  Speaker 1: shots of all my mental imagery, and I storm in
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  Speaker 1: my mind. Sometimes I even take a picture with my
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  Speaker 1: iPhone or something. I see that out man, that's old.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, I'll take a picture of it. Mental imagery
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  Speaker 1: is everything. If you see it, if you believe it,
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  Speaker 1: you can achieve it. But it starts with the image.
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  Speaker 1: You got to see it, you know. Look, somebody asked
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  Speaker 1: me one time, Steve, did you see yourself getting to
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  Speaker 1: where you are? And I have to know I didn't
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  Speaker 1: because I had never seen it. There was no mental
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  Speaker 1: imagery of this life I have today because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even know it existed. As I got old and old
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  Speaker 1: and old and old, and I worked harder and harder
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  Speaker 1: heart I was able to see more and some of
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  Speaker 1: the things I've seen, I've been able to achieve. Not everything,
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  Speaker 1: but a great deal of it. But the mental imagery
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  Speaker 1: is important. Guys. Everything you see in your mind is
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  Speaker 1: a possibility. Do you understand this? You cannot think an
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  Speaker 1: impossible thought that is impossible you can't see. Stop letting
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  Speaker 1: people trip you out about the things you see for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Stop letting people talk you out of what God shows
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  Speaker 1: you for yourself. Your mental imagery is everything. So what
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  Speaker 1: they can't see it, it doesn't matter. No, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: see me coming. When I was a kid, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: see it. I had visions of what I wanted to do,
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  Speaker 1: But God is amazing man, and he puts things he
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  Speaker 1: has for you in your mental imagery to take snapshots
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  Speaker 1: and screenshots all the time. Stop tripping. God will do
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  Speaker 1: exceedingly and abundantly over all. You think I asked you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You think you can't out give a woman. You really
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  Speaker 1: can't out give God. You really can't. Man, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you I hard you try that God, he'll cold piece
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  Speaker 1: of work. Man. He does the unthinkable. But you know
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  Speaker 1: what most people do. Instead of looking at what God
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  Speaker 1: has done for them, they keep looking at what they
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  Speaker 1: ain't got, and they mister, bless it and they blow up.
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  Speaker 1: You keep, like Bishop Jake said, you keep delaying your happiness.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be happy when I get this. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get happy when I get another house. I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: happy when I get mad. I'm gonna be happy when
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  Speaker 1: I run. What about now? You ain't got none you
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  Speaker 1: can be happy about right now? Man, Come on, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Everything God has for you, he gonna give you a
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  Speaker 1: sneak peek of it. Once he gives you the sneak peak,
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  Speaker 1: Once you see it, believe it, you can achieve it.
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  Speaker 1: Everything I have today, everything that most successful people have.
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  Speaker 1: It was that it was just an image. Once upon
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  Speaker 1: a time, Magic Johnson all himself playing in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Magic Johnson plays in the NBA. It didn't
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  Speaker 1: come up. He worked hard. He kept seeing himself doing
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  Speaker 1: it as a little boy. Team became the greatest point
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  Speaker 1: guard ever played the game. Excuse me, it starts with
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  Speaker 1: an image. It's imagery. When Barack Obama went to meet
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  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama's parents and he got ready to tell them
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  Speaker 1: he was gonna be president of United States, her brother,
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  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama's brother told Barack, hey, man, don't don't don't
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  Speaker 1: say that to my parents. Don't say that to them.
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  Speaker 1: He was just trying to give me head though. Don't
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  Speaker 1: don't go in there and say that. Dog just telling
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  Speaker 1: you love it, but don't go in there till about
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  Speaker 1: you fit to be president. He's first black president. It's imagery. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, y'all, don't give up. All right, y'all, have
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  Speaker 1: a great day. Those are my closing remarks. Y'all stay
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  Speaker 1: well until we meet again in the mall. God will
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  Speaker 1: and will see y'all. Lamora Brighton Erlan, have a great day.
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