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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Y'all all at all don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Black the million bus busy.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Show Joy.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Yeah, Joy.
- 0:59Speaker 5: You know you have.
- 1:01Speaker 6: Turn turn.
- 1:40Speaker 1: You have to turn the mouse to turn. You probably
- 1:43Speaker 1: got to turn the mouth, turn mount to turn the lod.
- 1:47Speaker 6: The mon jup.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Come come on, you'll think, uh, I sure will come
- 2:04Speaker 3: on and everybody you are listening to the voice, come on,
- 2:08Speaker 3: dig me now what it only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:11Speaker 3: radio show?
- 2:12Speaker 7: Man.
- 2:15Speaker 5: I love it when I run up into people and
- 2:16Speaker 5: they say that to me. They say, hey, Steve Harvey
- 2:18Speaker 5: got a radio show. Then they wink at me. I
- 2:21Speaker 5: know they listening. You know, I got a lot off
- 2:23Speaker 5: my chest yesterday. I wanted to clear some things up.
- 2:25Speaker 5: And I appreciate y'all giving me a minute because sometimes,
- 2:28Speaker 5: you know, you just got to say some things out loud.
- 2:31Speaker 5: Not complaining, but hey, just verbalizing, but realizing that I
- 2:36Speaker 5: got to keep going anyway. And that's my words this
- 2:40Speaker 5: morning to you, that I want you to keep pushing
- 2:45Speaker 5: no matter what happens. I want to share something with
- 2:49Speaker 5: you that's important, that's very very important. See, you have
- 2:56Speaker 5: to give God something too blessed. You know, if your
- 3:01Speaker 5: prayer is asking for God's blessings, you got to give
- 3:05Speaker 5: him something to work with. Now, you know, you gotta
- 3:11Speaker 5: show the spirit of appreciation or gratitude. You gotta let
- 3:16Speaker 5: him know that you're in it for the long haul.
- 3:20Speaker 5: No matter what happens. Don't turn around. You will never
- 3:26Speaker 5: ever see what the end could be. If you turn
- 3:31Speaker 5: around and go back, You'll never know what the end
- 3:35Speaker 5: could have been had you stuck it out.
- 3:39Speaker 2: You'll never know.
- 3:41Speaker 5: How good it could have gotten had you not just
- 3:45Speaker 5: whathered the storm. That's the thing that gets most people.
- 3:52Speaker 5: They it get tough for him, It get hard for him,
- 3:56Speaker 5: and then they let doubts set in, and then those
- 3:59Speaker 5: doubts become facts and the next thing you know, they
- 4:02Speaker 5: give up. Had you not given up, or had you
- 4:06Speaker 5: given your best, what the results or outcome could have been.
- 4:11Speaker 5: I look back on my life on so many occasions
- 4:15Speaker 5: where in college I wasn't giving my best.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Now flunked out.
- 4:22Speaker 5: Now, it's easy to look at my life now and go, yeah,
- 4:25Speaker 5: but look at you now. But back then, man, it
- 4:29Speaker 5: cost me for so many years that failing to finish,
- 4:35Speaker 5: that not giving my all it cost me a number
- 4:40Speaker 5: of years. I wish I could say that it didn't
- 4:44Speaker 5: mean nothing, that it was just a blip on the
- 4:46Speaker 5: radar skin screen, but at the time it was major.
- 4:50Speaker 5: And so you have a lot of decisions in your
- 4:52Speaker 5: life that are happening now. You may be in your twenties,
- 4:56Speaker 5: your late teens, you could be in your early thirties,
- 4:59Speaker 5: and it's happening. But guess what you'll eventually get through
- 5:03Speaker 5: it provided one thing, you never give up.
- 5:08Speaker 2: You never turn around and go back.
- 5:11Speaker 5: Had I written myself off because of one failure, see,
- 5:15Speaker 5: and this is where so many people go wrong at too.
- 5:18Speaker 5: You write yourself off after you failed at something, the
- 5:23Speaker 5: one thing you thought you wanted to accomplish, and you
- 5:26Speaker 5: failed at it. Now you write yourself off as a failure.
- 5:29Speaker 5: Now you go settle on into life and just see
- 5:32Speaker 5: what hand you get. Had when I flunked out of college,
- 5:37Speaker 5: had I written myself off as a failure, I wouldn't
- 5:40Speaker 5: be here today. When I lost my carpet cleaner company,
- 5:44Speaker 5: I would have written myself as a failure. And I
- 5:47Speaker 5: wouldn't be here today when I didn't become a diamond
- 5:50Speaker 5: distributed in Amway or a direct distributor in Amway even
- 5:55Speaker 5: I would have written myself as a failure, and I
- 5:58Speaker 5: wouldn't be here today. When I bought a distribution kit
- 6:03Speaker 5: to become a distributor of the Bohemian Diet and I
- 6:08Speaker 5: didn't make it, I would have written myself as a failure.
- 6:12Speaker 5: When I became an Al Williams distributor and I didn't
- 6:15Speaker 5: make it, I would have written myself as a failure,
- 6:17Speaker 5: and I wouldn't be here today. Oh, I got a
- 6:20Speaker 5: list for you. When I got laid off at for
- 6:23Speaker 5: a motor company and I written myself as a failure,
- 6:27Speaker 5: I wouldn't have made it. Do you need some more?
- 6:32Speaker 5: Because I have a story filled with mishaps. I have
- 6:38Speaker 5: a story filled with failures. Couple of things now, the
- 6:44Speaker 5: grace of God and his mercy which is available to
- 6:47Speaker 5: us all. See that's the key, y'all, Because of his mercy,
- 6:52Speaker 5: because of his willingness to forgive and to even understand
- 7:00Speaker 5: why we do the things we do. In all of
- 7:03Speaker 5: my shortcomings, failed marriages I'm talking about, man got it
- 7:09Speaker 5: all wrong. Can't blame nobody else, It's just me. Steve
- 7:15Speaker 5: ain't have it together at that point in life, I've
- 7:19Speaker 5: could have ridden myself as a failure the first time.
- 7:22Speaker 2: I could have.
- 7:23Speaker 5: I just could have gave up on it after the
- 7:26Speaker 5: second one. And please know that this is an admission.
- 7:30Speaker 5: This ain't bragging. So before you start in with me,
- 7:32Speaker 5: understand what I'm saying. I'm pointing out in my life
- 7:38Speaker 5: a series of missteps and failures. But how I still
- 7:43Speaker 5: get here today. Couple of things. God's grace and mercy
- 7:50Speaker 5: is first. But that's the key, that's for everybody see
- 7:55Speaker 5: if it's God's willingness to forgive you and God's understanding
- 8:01Speaker 5: of why we do what we do because he said
- 8:04Speaker 5: we wasn't gonna be perfect. So in all of your imperfections,
- 8:08Speaker 5: your creator told you you would not be perfect.
- 8:12Speaker 2: He's said to you, it's out there. I don't care which.
- 8:15Speaker 6: One of the books you read, it tells you that.
- 8:21Speaker 2: So guess what.
- 8:21Speaker 5: With that in mind, he has a grace that he has.
- 8:26Speaker 5: It's like a grace period. It's like when you don't
- 8:28Speaker 5: pay your insurance premium on the day that is due.
- 8:32Speaker 5: The next day, they don't just cancel your insurance premium.
- 8:36Speaker 5: They have a grace period because they ain't trying to
- 8:39Speaker 5: stop this money from coming in. But when it comes
- 8:43Speaker 5: to God, there's no money required. He just gives you
- 8:46Speaker 5: the grace freely. It don't cost you nothing. See, you
- 8:50Speaker 5: gotta tap into that, y'all. You gotta get in touch
- 8:52Speaker 5: with that, because that's an important part to making it.
- 8:55Speaker 5: Understanding that His grace is available. So when you make
- 8:59Speaker 5: a mistake, So when you fail at it, he has
- 9:04Speaker 5: a loophole in the contract with him that allows you
- 9:07Speaker 5: to make mistakes, that allows you to get it wrong,
- 9:11Speaker 5: that allows you to fail time and time and time again.
- 9:15Speaker 5: But if you never give up, if you keep getting up,
- 9:18Speaker 5: if you keep trying, if you keep striving, if you
- 9:21Speaker 5: keep making the effort to go forward and not go back,
- 9:25Speaker 5: God has a blessing for you, and He has it
- 9:29Speaker 5: in abundance for you, and God will give it to
- 9:32Speaker 5: you at the right time.
- 9:34Speaker 2: But you got to be ready. Oh, I want it
- 9:38Speaker 2: to be successful.
- 9:40Speaker 5: But if He had given it to me back then
- 9:42Speaker 5: I wouldn't have handled it correctly because I would have
- 9:45Speaker 5: made some more mistakes along the way. So you make
- 9:49Speaker 5: the mistakes to learn the lessons. Lord, ain't God been
- 9:54Speaker 5: good to me? I ain't gonna lie to you.
- 9:56Speaker 4: Cool you're listening Morning Show.
- 10:02Speaker 8: Wake up, wake up, It is Friday. It is Friday morning.
- 10:05Speaker 8: Wake up, wake up, wake up. It is the Steve
- 10:08Speaker 8: Harby Morning Show. The next you're holding it down, Uncle
- 10:10Speaker 8: Stevens out. But the crew is here and you can't
- 10:12Speaker 8: do it without the crew. That's Shirley Strawberry, Carl of Faro,
- 10:15Speaker 8: Mississippi Monica, and the One and Only kill Junior Boy Space.
- 10:20Speaker 2: We are in the building on this Friday morning.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Everybody good, Yeah, yo, come on right, it's Friday, are
- 10:27Speaker 1: you yeah, yep?
- 10:28Speaker 8: This matter of fact, matter of fact. Shall just go
- 10:30Speaker 8: out to everybody just quitting their job today. Everybody's gonna
- 10:33Speaker 8: cust they boss out today. Go out to you, big
- 10:35Speaker 8: shout out to you. Everybody that's gonna cust they boss
- 10:38Speaker 8: smooth out today. They've been thinking about it all week long. Friday,
- 10:42Speaker 8: I'm gonna.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Give it to them. I'm gonna let them know on Friday.
- 10:44Speaker 2: They gonna heal on Friday.
- 10:48Speaker 6: All right, well then, I don't know, be prepared, start
- 10:55Speaker 6: getting boxes and we start moving.
- 10:58Speaker 2: I hope you stacked it up because you need to
- 11:00Speaker 2: be ready.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Take a deep breath.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Before the first cuss word. Think about it twice.
- 11:08Speaker 1: See you about your family, gotta eat, you got gotta live, yea.
- 11:15Speaker 2: And the words are the Steve Junior boy, what's on
- 11:17Speaker 2: your mind today?
- 11:20Speaker 1: God?
- 11:20Speaker 2: Dog, what's on your mind?
- 11:22Speaker 6: I don't know who'll make it with you today? Time
- 11:25Speaker 6: on another whole level.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Now you both, Junior, I'm with you.
- 11:30Speaker 8: I'm doing Steve all day to day. What's on your mind?
- 11:33Speaker 8: Take your head off, I'm going over.
- 11:38Speaker 1: You're stupid?
- 11:40Speaker 2: You the newly weird. What's going on with you?
- 11:44Speaker 6: Man? Nothing, dude, it's good man. You know, good for
- 11:48Speaker 6: sailing right now? Smooth sailor smooth sailor you ain't you
- 11:51Speaker 6: ain't done nothing?
- 11:51Speaker 2: Stupid late.
- 11:52Speaker 6: Yeah, I've thought about it. I'm actually learning, like I'm
- 11:55Speaker 6: learning through trial and error.
- 11:56Speaker 9: You know.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Are you learning to be cried? Are you learning that part?
- 12:00Speaker 10: Oh?
- 12:00Speaker 6: Man, I can't win all these arguments. I can't win none.
- 12:04Speaker 1: You'll never win in She's not gonna say the argument.
- 12:07Speaker 2: She's gonna say, y'all just talking.
- 12:09Speaker 1: Yea discussion.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a discussion. That's how they that's how
- 12:12Speaker 2: they do it. It's a discussion. It's not an.
- 12:16Speaker 10: Es.
- 12:16Speaker 1: The kids say, we're just conversate. But well, jun you
- 12:22Speaker 1: have a question from Where are y'all going for vacation?
- 12:25Speaker 1: Did y'all get that squirreled away the family?
- 12:27Speaker 10: Oh?
- 12:27Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna you know, we're probably coming to Houston,
- 12:32Speaker 6: have vacation your places.
- 12:35Speaker 2: You're coming home.
- 12:36Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta go home yet, grand babies.
- 12:38Speaker 2: You know you gotta go see the babies.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Okay, you know, wows part of the job.
- 12:44Speaker 6: How does that you well, if it feels it feels
- 12:48Speaker 6: different surely because I have no expertise.
- 12:50Speaker 1: In this area.
- 12:51Speaker 6: I don't know what to talk to. I have never
- 12:53Speaker 6: held a conversation with two and three year olds. I
- 12:54Speaker 6: don't know how to do that.
- 12:55Speaker 1: They call you pop off.
- 12:57Speaker 6: They don't call me nothing.
- 12:58Speaker 2: They barely talking.
- 12:59Speaker 6: We get is to give him so they can call
- 13:01Speaker 6: me something. They ain't calling me nothing. I provide something,
- 13:04Speaker 6: but I ain't ain't calling me nothing.
- 13:06Speaker 9: Though.
- 13:06Speaker 1: What you require them to call you if they can talk?
- 13:10Speaker 2: Yeah, they call me.
- 13:11Speaker 6: They call me popaulj. That's that worked, okay, you know,
- 13:17Speaker 6: But but sometime we be in the room and don't
- 13:19Speaker 6: nobody know who's talking. We all got the same voice.
- 13:21Speaker 1: So I'm trying to figure out who got a high pitch?
- 13:25Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 13:26Speaker 6: Is that the baby was at the adult, but the
- 13:29Speaker 6: baby having a full grown Yeah, I don't know.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Always interesting, Junior. All right, coming up at thirty two
- 13:39Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, will hear from the nephew as
- 13:42Speaker 1: he runs that prank bag right after this. You're listening
- 13:46Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for the nephew
- 13:50Speaker 1: to run that prank back. Nephew, what you got for us?
- 13:53Speaker 8: I got h I got stupid for you. Just right
- 13:55Speaker 8: here we running it back from yesterday. This right here
- 13:58Speaker 8: is toll truck dry.
- 14:01Speaker 9: If you would, kid, man, he done blew out the
- 14:05Speaker 9: whole electrical system in the whole Hello. Hello, I'm trying.
- 14:08Speaker 9: I'm trying. I'm trying to find Candy.
- 14:11Speaker 11: Who is this skinny man?
- 14:13Speaker 9: Okay? You you are you the guy went the tow truck.
- 14:15Speaker 9: You're the tow truck driver?
- 14:17Speaker 11: Yes's me truck.
- 14:18Speaker 9: Okay, Hey man, you jump started my girls car three
- 14:21Speaker 9: days ago and blew the whole electrical system out.
- 14:25Speaker 11: Man, I did, hold on, hold on, let me get
- 14:27Speaker 11: back of my truck, he said.
- 14:29Speaker 9: I did what man, you do jump people's vehicles when
- 14:31Speaker 9: when they got a stall vehicle, don't you Wow, that's
- 14:34Speaker 9: what I do.
- 14:34Speaker 11: I jumped vehicles.
- 14:35Speaker 9: Yes, okay, so you actually did my my girl's car
- 14:39Speaker 9: about three days ago. Man, you jump started her car.
- 14:42Speaker 9: But now when you when you over jumped it, it's
- 14:45Speaker 9: what you did. Okay. You done blew out the whole
- 14:47Speaker 9: electrical system in the whole car, the dad board, everything
- 14:50Speaker 9: is just completely out. And they talking about this gonna
- 14:53Speaker 9: be about fifteen hundred dollars to get this fee. I'm
- 14:55Speaker 9: sorry now, said my name kennup Man. But you was
- 14:58Speaker 9: my girl, Seila. Man, you jump started, you over jumped
- 15:02Speaker 9: her car.
- 15:02Speaker 11: Well just wait, wait a minute, Kenny, there's no such
- 15:05Speaker 11: thing as over jumping a car. You can't over jump
- 15:08Speaker 11: a car.
- 15:08Speaker 10: Man.
- 15:08Speaker 9: Man, let me tell you, cause now I've never told
- 15:10Speaker 9: you that.
- 15:10Speaker 11: That's just now, that's just.
- 15:12Speaker 9: Don't hey, let me tell you something. Man, You over
- 15:14Speaker 9: jumped my girl's car. Okay, and you blew out up
- 15:18Speaker 9: a car. Well you mean that's what you did, man,
- 15:21Speaker 9: You done blew out the entire electrical system of the
- 15:23Speaker 9: entire Dad's boyd is completely dead. The people at the
- 15:26Speaker 9: dealership saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get
- 15:29Speaker 9: this thing backed up and running.
- 15:30Speaker 11: Well, he may want to take it. Come where so
- 15:32Speaker 11: they're trying to rip you off. There's no such There
- 15:34Speaker 11: ain't no such thing as over jumping a car and blowing.
- 15:38Speaker 11: And she drove off that day, then she should be fined.
- 15:42Speaker 11: I've jumped plenty of cars. I jump cars all day,
- 15:45Speaker 11: loan people always need to jump I know what, I've
- 15:48Speaker 11: never over jumped it car.
- 15:51Speaker 9: Look, you over jumped this car, okay, and that's the
- 15:54Speaker 9: reason why it's completely shut down. All the fuses are
- 15:57Speaker 9: blown out, everything is completely You over jumped the car.
- 16:01Speaker 9: Now that's the fifteen hundred dollars. And the reason why
- 16:04Speaker 9: I'm calling you is you should be the person paying
- 16:06Speaker 9: for this.
- 16:07Speaker 11: Uh no, no, hell no no, now that sure ain't
- 16:10Speaker 11: gonna hap. I'm not gonna pay for something I didn't do.
- 16:12Speaker 10: You did it?
- 16:13Speaker 9: You the one over jumped it, man. You over jumped
- 16:16Speaker 9: the car.
- 16:17Speaker 11: I don't all jump cars. Now that I wait a minute,
- 16:20Speaker 11: I wait, just one wit it man, Now, I'm not
- 16:22Speaker 11: gonna argue with you. I jump cars all the time,
- 16:27Speaker 11: and you mean to tell me I overjumped your you you're.
- 16:32Speaker 9: Oh, you know what, You're gonna get your swooped if
- 16:35Speaker 9: I don't get this fifteen hundred dollars I'm sorry you
- 16:37Speaker 9: said what You're gonna get your swoop if I don't
- 16:41Speaker 9: get this fifteen hundred dollars to take care of this
- 16:43Speaker 9: whole car, in the whole electrical system. Well, I tell
- 16:45Speaker 9: you what.
- 16:46Speaker 11: I'm over here on Martin Luther King right now. Now
- 16:48Speaker 11: you're talking about whooping somebody you bring turn on here. Now,
- 16:51Speaker 11: I don't over jump up cars. Now, don't.
- 16:54Speaker 9: Oh, you know money and you only fifteen hundred dollars
- 16:57Speaker 9: you count your son, but you owly.
- 16:58Speaker 11: Penal on you son.
- 17:00Speaker 9: Let me tell you something.
- 17:01Speaker 11: You will be in for a loan day. I will
- 17:03Speaker 11: take this tow truck and ram it straight up your
- 17:07Speaker 11: And I'm not playing with you now, how don't I well,
- 17:10Speaker 11: don't talk to people like.
- 17:11Speaker 9: This, and I should have.
- 17:12Speaker 11: Hell, don't appreciate it when someone talks to.
- 17:14Speaker 9: Me like, man, a whooping?
- 17:16Speaker 12: My you got a minute?
- 17:18Speaker 9: You know what, You're gonna mess around and get your
- 17:20Speaker 9: little tow truck toddled off something. That's what's gonna do?
- 17:23Speaker 1: What?
- 17:24Speaker 9: And you're gonna get your what whoop in the mix
- 17:26Speaker 9: of all of this. Man, let me tell you something.
- 17:28Speaker 9: I need this fifteen hundred dollars today off tomorrow. So
- 17:31Speaker 9: I can get my girl cost feels I don't know you?
- 17:34Speaker 11: Well, did I jump this car off at because that's
- 17:37Speaker 11: exactly around meet you?
- 17:38Speaker 9: At you? You jump my girl car off at her job?
- 17:41Speaker 9: She was downtown at her job.
- 17:42Speaker 1: What street?
- 17:43Speaker 11: Because I'm down there a lot.
- 17:44Speaker 9: I don't know what street it is. But see she
- 17:46Speaker 9: worked downtown.
- 17:47Speaker 11: See that's a problem. You're such a dumb she don't
- 17:50Speaker 11: even know what treated toe. And you know I don't
- 17:53Speaker 11: want you fifteen hundred dollars. Yu are crazy, And hey
- 17:57Speaker 11: let me sixteen honey.
- 17:58Speaker 9: I'm gonna get this fifteen hundred at you. Now you're
- 18:00Speaker 9: gonna make a decision on which one you wanna do.
- 18:03Speaker 9: You're gonna bring me the fifteen hundred today or tomorrow.
- 18:06Speaker 9: I'm gonna got your whooped. You got your five o'clock tomorrow.
- 18:09Speaker 11: Son, you ain't got to wait on tomorrow. I made
- 18:12Speaker 11: my decidity right now. I ain't gonna happen. I ain't
- 18:15Speaker 11: ever gonna happen.
- 18:16Speaker 9: I don't owe you.
- 18:17Speaker 11: And if you can get it out of my son, you.
- 18:19Speaker 10: Can have it.
- 18:20Speaker 11: But I bet you this much, you better back a lunch.
- 18:23Speaker 11: It's gonna be a long night for you, buddy.
- 18:25Speaker 9: I don't care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna
- 18:27Speaker 9: get a fifteen hundred dollars whooping, that's what you're gonna get.
- 18:31Speaker 9: Candy or candy Man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play
- 18:34Speaker 9: this fifteen hundred dollars.
- 18:35Speaker 11: You call me what you wanna call me, son, But
- 18:37Speaker 11: I tell you that after I whoop, you'll call me
- 18:39Speaker 11: something else.
- 18:40Speaker 9: You cut your flitty, son. I gotta go.
- 18:43Speaker 10: I got work to do.
- 18:44Speaker 11: I've got somebody outside rate waiting on me right now
- 18:47Speaker 11: to hook up the car. I ain't got time to
- 18:50Speaker 11: be harguing with you. Son, all right now, if you
- 18:52Speaker 11: really want to find me, you really want to find
- 18:54Speaker 11: candy man, everybody out there knows how to find me.
- 18:57Speaker 11: You understand me. So if you really want that fifteen hundred,
- 19:00Speaker 11: all of a sudden you come and get it. But
- 19:01Speaker 11: I ain't got trying to be sitting here arden with
- 19:03Speaker 11: you all day.
- 19:04Speaker 10: I got work to do.
- 19:05Speaker 11: I got to get back out of this truck.
- 19:07Speaker 9: I got one more thing I need to tell you,
- 19:08Speaker 9: and I want you to put this in your mind.
- 19:10Speaker 9: Good and strong are you?
- 19:12Speaker 11: I'm gonna listening to you, son. You ain't say about
- 19:15Speaker 11: me giving you fifteen hundred dollars.
- 19:17Speaker 9: I'll tell you what I want to tell you this.
- 19:19Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 19:23Speaker 9: You just got pranked by another record driver named.
- 19:28Speaker 10: You.
- 19:29Speaker 11: Tell us that you know what you're listening is because
- 19:36Speaker 11: I owe you a fifteen hundred dollars.
- 19:40Speaker 2: You have it, y'all already know.
- 19:42Speaker 1: I don't know help.
- 19:44Speaker 8: That's that's that's that's stupid on purpose. I have achieved
- 19:47Speaker 8: what I wanted to be in life. Okay, I have
- 19:49Speaker 8: come up mighty long way. I had some stupid trials
- 19:52Speaker 8: and tribulation.
- 19:53Speaker 2: That's some custom. Times I wasn't stupid. I couldn't get there.
- 19:56Speaker 8: I'm there enough old people say, I've come. I come
- 20:00Speaker 8: a mighty long way. You don't even know what it
- 20:03Speaker 8: took to get this stupid. You have no idea what
- 20:05Speaker 8: I've gone through, the prices I paid of your journey.
- 20:09Speaker 8: But you don't know what a stupid journey look like.
- 20:12Speaker 8: Y'all will get off early. You wouldn't even know what
- 20:14Speaker 8: that boy. I've been on this journey so long, yeah you,
- 20:21Speaker 8: Oh my god, I've been stupid a long time, but
- 20:24Speaker 8: I just I perfected it now And people That's what
- 20:26Speaker 8: I like, is the perfection that I have. And you know,
- 20:30Speaker 8: people gonna see that this weekend at the cry Out
- 20:33Speaker 8: It is the cry Out Conference, and I'll be doing
- 20:35Speaker 8: in Houston, Texas at the Georgia Brown Convenience Center with
- 20:38Speaker 8: the Lighthouse Baptist Church, and I would be there. I think,
- 20:41Speaker 8: you know what, I think I'm gonna preach. I think
- 20:43Speaker 8: I'm gonna preach this weekend. I think all I'm gonna
- 20:46Speaker 8: preach this week right before Red Hem'm gonna come out.
- 20:49Speaker 8: I'm gonna preach. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm
- 20:50Speaker 8: gonna preach that thing this weekend. I just don't know
- 20:52Speaker 8: where I'm gonna come from.
- 20:53Speaker 10: You.
- 20:53Speaker 2: It ain't gonna be the Book of Ruth. It won't
- 20:55Speaker 2: be Ruth. I'll tell you that.
- 20:57Speaker 1: All right. You're listening Hardy Morning Show coming up at
- 21:02Speaker 1: the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Maryland's governor
- 21:05Speaker 1: parton one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars mirror one
- 21:10Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five thousand marijuana convictions. Louisa uhhh. A
- 21:17Speaker 1: new Louisiana bill states that the Ten Commandments must be
- 21:21Speaker 1: hung in all classrooms starting at twenty twenty five, and
- 21:25Speaker 1: an unidentified man is suing Apple after his wife read
- 21:30Speaker 1: some text messages that he thought he deleted. All coming
- 21:36Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, But right now
- 21:38Speaker 1: it is time to ask the ready to love officer
- 21:41Speaker 1: the Riddlo and Junior.
- 21:43Speaker 10: Here we go.
- 21:44Speaker 1: Tanisha and Hoover says, I am thirty three and my
- 21:48Speaker 1: husband is fifty six. He wants me to have his child,
- 21:51Speaker 1: but I don't want kids. His oldest son is thirty five,
- 21:55Speaker 1: so why would he want to start over? How do
- 21:57Speaker 1: I convince him that a child is not he needs
- 22:00Speaker 1: at this point in his life. Isn't he too old
- 22:03Speaker 1: for that?
- 22:04Speaker 2: Okay, let's do the math. He fifty what fifty six?
- 22:06Speaker 1: Fifty six?
- 22:07Speaker 2: She's thirty three and they want a baby.
- 22:09Speaker 8: So so they ain't pregnant right now, so they ain't
- 22:12Speaker 8: gonna have a baby till he by seventy. I mean,
- 22:14Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I'm sorry he gonna be by seventy when
- 22:17Speaker 8: the baby get boyt eighteen?
- 22:19Speaker 2: Is am I right.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Around something along though? Around that age?
- 22:23Speaker 2: Yeah? So him making graduation, that's fifty fifty, ain't it?
- 22:29Speaker 1: Well? Living longer? People are living longer.
- 22:32Speaker 2: They are make it by him.
- 22:35Speaker 8: You already make an ignit decision, so he probably already
- 22:37Speaker 8: made some other ignit decisions. So I say, no, you
- 22:40Speaker 8: know who's gonna be raising this baby? This lady and
- 22:42Speaker 8: then and that man's son. Them two right there, Everyone
- 22:45Speaker 8: raise chab.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's okay, all right, So the thirty three
- 22:50Speaker 1: are gonna be raising his little brother a little sleep.
- 22:52Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Junior.
- 22:56Speaker 6: All these numbers is jacked up. Thirty three, fifty six,
- 23:00Speaker 6: thirty five. We're playing a lotto. This is just I mean,
- 23:05Speaker 6: the son thirty five, the mama thirty three. I mean,
- 23:07Speaker 6: how is this working?
- 23:09Speaker 5: You know who?
- 23:11Speaker 1: I don't think it's that bad.
- 23:12Speaker 8: Yeah, I think I think it's better if the daddy
- 23:15Speaker 8: stepped down and let the boy had a woman.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I really should have just married his son.
- 23:21Speaker 6: But I got more in common.
- 23:23Speaker 1: The point is she doesn't want kids. That's the point, guys.
- 23:27Speaker 2: I understand that. We got that. We just we just
- 23:30Speaker 2: know they're not.
- 23:32Speaker 6: Who's more got more in common? They got the same music,
- 23:36Speaker 6: you know, that dress, the same way.
- 23:38Speaker 10: You know.
- 23:39Speaker 6: I don't. I can't. I can't see the baby, the
- 23:41Speaker 6: baby gonna with the baby gonna be old too. When
- 23:43Speaker 6: the baby get hit baby coming out at fifteen? What
- 23:45Speaker 6: what are we doing?
- 23:47Speaker 1: We're moving on Tanisha from Tunisia. Yeah, to deal with
- 23:52Speaker 1: that herself, all right, Reva and Charlotte says. I went
- 23:56Speaker 1: on the first date and we ended up having sex
- 23:59Speaker 1: at his place. A few days later we went out
- 24:01Speaker 1: again and he told me that it was his mom's
- 24:04Speaker 1: house where we had sex. I lost respect for him.
- 24:07Speaker 1: I want to get your opinion because he's twenty nine.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Am I being too shallow for judging him?
- 24:13Speaker 8: What del's got to do without his age? That ain't
- 24:15Speaker 8: got nothing to do with nothing. He took you to
- 24:16Speaker 8: his mama house, and you feel it is what it is.
- 24:19Speaker 8: You got a little boy you're dealing with, all right.
- 24:21Speaker 8: He's been staying at mama house. That's where y'all got
- 24:24Speaker 8: down at mama house. And for you, you the one
- 24:27Speaker 8: did this on the first date. You should have found
- 24:28Speaker 8: out more about the dog on board. That's what you
- 24:30Speaker 8: should have done.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Speaking of judging, Yeah, yes, I should have found out mom.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Yeah, find out what you're doing.
- 24:37Speaker 6: It was science, it was signs. It was signs that
- 24:39Speaker 6: it was his mama's house. I mean, what like what
- 24:42Speaker 6: like you know, like like a china cabinet. What is
- 24:44Speaker 6: that doing in here with twenty you old boy? No,
- 24:48Speaker 6: he got a china cat. I ain't never seen one,
- 24:50Speaker 6: not twenty nine. So science that was in there?
- 24:54Speaker 9: What else?
- 24:54Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? Like you know, hey, come
- 24:56Speaker 6: on now, when you saw when you saw the TV
- 24:59Speaker 6: that was in that house, you knew that wasn't a Samsung.
- 25:01Speaker 6: You knew that was a flow mine. Why you didn't know?
- 25:06Speaker 6: Wood and spoon and fork on the wall, the wood
- 25:09Speaker 6: spoon and fork to pitch at Kennedy and doctor Kane.
- 25:12Speaker 6: How you didn't know it was his mama house? Didn't
- 25:15Speaker 6: nothing to say?
- 25:16Speaker 1: Twenty nine? And then she did do her homework.
- 25:18Speaker 2: When you saw that plastic on that couch, you knew
- 25:20Speaker 2: that wasn't you knew?
- 25:21Speaker 11: Dog?
- 25:23Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 25:24Speaker 6: All this stuff, all them hand woven chains that's at
- 25:27Speaker 6: the kitchen table. What about them.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Size?
- 25:32Speaker 2: When them beads separated one room from the other.
- 25:36Speaker 6: I don't know nothing about that.
- 25:40Speaker 1: But so she loves respect for him for the wrong thing. Okay,
- 25:44Speaker 1: all right, We're moving on to uh Diane in Woodland Hills.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Diana. Diane says, my new neighbors are young,
- 25:51Speaker 1: and they have a garden and sell vegetables daily in
- 25:55Speaker 1: their car port. This has caused too much traffic on
- 25:59Speaker 1: our streets. So I'm going to report them. I want
- 26:01Speaker 1: to get your opinion. Should I report them or should
- 26:04Speaker 1: I let it go?
- 26:06Speaker 8: Did you say they was young, young people selling no vegetables.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Yes, that's what she says.
- 26:16Speaker 8: They're selling weed. They ain't selling that the weed. I
- 26:20Speaker 8: don't know young people. Ain't no young people that went
- 26:22Speaker 8: out there and picked up the tomatoes and lying there.
- 26:25Speaker 2: Ain't no young people selling no vegetables. That's weed. And
- 26:29Speaker 2: that's why that line is long.
- 26:30Speaker 8: Tu.
- 26:33Speaker 6: Yeah, I promise you that's with Tommy. He's selling weed.
- 26:36Speaker 6: I thought the same thing because I remember the last
- 26:39Speaker 6: time Collage Greens calls traffic, I don't see them. I
- 26:43Speaker 6: don't see me ever, saying, man, you got another bushel
- 26:45Speaker 6: of Collar Greens. No, that's weed.
- 26:48Speaker 1: They selling vegetables, selling veggies every day.
- 26:55Speaker 2: Okay, okay, they are gummies, is what.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Do Yeah, they're selling organic vegetables.
- 27:02Speaker 7: They do it on our street, organic edible, they sell eggs,
- 27:11Speaker 7: they sell it herbs.
- 27:14Speaker 1: All right, we'll just leave it at that. Is that
- 27:16Speaker 1: what it is I'm gonna go down and going down. Yeah,
- 27:21Speaker 1: I don't need some tomatoes, all right? Last one, guys,
- 27:25Speaker 1: Last one. This is Marcus in Passaic. Yeah, Marcus says,
- 27:30Speaker 1: I've been with my girl for almost two years and
- 27:33Speaker 1: I want to propose, but she's got her ex boyfriend's
- 27:36Speaker 1: initials tattooed on her ring finger. I asked her to
- 27:42Speaker 1: get it removed and offered to pay for it. She said, no,
- 27:46Speaker 1: Is this a sign that she's not the one for me?
- 27:49Speaker 8: That's a big sign. Pod matter of fact, if it
- 27:52Speaker 8: was me, we ain't get We gotta lose her whole fang.
- 27:55Speaker 8: We gotta take that whole fang on it shut.
- 27:57Speaker 2: Tell me you can what.
- 28:00Speaker 8: I'm not finna put my ring on that finger with
- 28:01Speaker 8: that man name on the car. I'm not finna do
- 28:03Speaker 8: it now. Either we gonna either we're gonna take the
- 28:06Speaker 8: fang off, or we're gonna get this writing off.
- 28:07Speaker 2: No one of the two, which one you want to do?
- 28:10Speaker 2: I ain't putting my ring on the other thing. I
- 28:11Speaker 2: want it on the ring thing.
- 28:12Speaker 8: Either were gonna we're gonna take the whole thing off,
- 28:16Speaker 8: put it on the pinky, or we're gonna get this
- 28:18Speaker 8: man name over here.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Don't be cheap and get a bigger ring that covers
- 28:22Speaker 1: up the tax.
- 28:23Speaker 6: I'm not covering up another man when she like, go
- 28:27Speaker 6: big or go home for the ring up the initials. Yeah, no, man,
- 28:33Speaker 6: come on now, we can't have no come on, we
- 28:35Speaker 6: cannot get married and your ex boyfriend's initial is on
- 28:38Speaker 6: your ring finger and I pledge in my life to you.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why when I do that problem.
- 28:43Speaker 8: Yeah, she'ld have one made this ignorant decision to putting
- 28:46Speaker 8: the boy name on that.
- 28:47Speaker 1: Anyway, she's not taking them off. Evidently he does mean
- 28:51Speaker 1: something to her, those initials.
- 28:53Speaker 6: So so the whole time I see c J, the
- 28:56Speaker 6: whole time, c J just on that, just Chris Johnson every.
- 28:59Speaker 8: Day grab me when when she grabbed me, intimately, that's
- 29:05Speaker 8: what I see is his.
- 29:06Speaker 6: Name on you know what I'm saying, I'm kissing and
- 29:10Speaker 6: then his initials.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Right, thank you really, Low and Junior coming up at
- 29:17Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
- 29:20Speaker 1: for you right after this. You're listening.
- 29:24Speaker 4: Morning show.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Okay, So, guys, Maryland's Governor Wes Moore has issued a
- 29:30Speaker 1: mass pardon for close to one hundred and seventy five
- 29:32Speaker 1: thousand marijuana convictions. All of the convictions are for misdemeanor
- 29:36Speaker 1: drug charges or simple possession charges. In a statement, Governor
- 29:40Speaker 1: Moore said the pardon aims to end social and economic
- 29:44Speaker 1: injustice that disproportionately affects people of color, and he is
- 29:49Speaker 1: expected to get an opportunity to write a bunch of
- 29:52Speaker 1: historical wrong. We love you, Governor Wes Moore, you have
- 29:57Speaker 1: I love you. You're doing the right thing. Yeah, yes,
- 30:00Speaker 1: he is.
- 30:01Speaker 8: Now don't go back out there setting that stuff again.
- 30:03Speaker 8: Now I ain't and dropped it. Now, don't go back
- 30:05Speaker 8: out there. Get yourself right back in trouble.
- 30:08Speaker 2: You've been.
- 30:08Speaker 1: The States is legal, so what well what is?
- 30:11Speaker 2: Yeah, but it ain't legal for you to sell it
- 30:14Speaker 2: unless you got a license to sell it. And by
- 30:16Speaker 2: right or wrong?
- 30:17Speaker 1: Well okay, but anyway, way to go, Governor Wes Moore.
- 30:22Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm moving on to this new
- 30:26Speaker 1: law guys that was passed in Louisiana. This is from
- 30:28Speaker 1: Governor Jeff Landry. Jeff Landry passed a new law that
- 30:33Speaker 1: will require all Louisiana schools to hang a poster size
- 30:37Speaker 1: display of the Ten Commandments. Okay, that's going to be
- 30:42Speaker 1: in every classroom beginning in twenty twenty five. There will
- 30:45Speaker 1: also be a statement next to the display to explain
- 30:48Speaker 1: how the Ten Commandments used to be a core tenant
- 30:51Speaker 1: of the American education. So that's great for Louisiana students.
- 30:55Speaker 1: So you guys think that all all states should do
- 30:58Speaker 1: the same. Your thoughts on it.
- 31:02Speaker 2: I came up in school when the prayer was in there.
- 31:04Speaker 1: So yeah, you know, yeah, it's cool. You had guidelines,
- 31:11Speaker 1: morality guidelines and things like that. Yeah, well, prayer in school,
- 31:15Speaker 1: I don't mind. The issue that I'm having is the
- 31:17Speaker 1: other issues in schools, the lack of not handling bullying
- 31:22Speaker 1: for children, the gun control issues. There, there's so many
- 31:26Speaker 1: levels resources for certain school districts. There's so many things
- 31:30Speaker 1: that kids deal with with schools. I do not mind
- 31:33Speaker 1: prayer in schools. Yeah, because don't you think right that
- 31:36Speaker 1: if you had that then maybe you wouldn't have you
- 31:39Speaker 1: won't have bullying and some of these other things. You know,
- 31:42Speaker 1: maybe maybe it's a start. Anyway, it's a start, You've
- 31:48Speaker 1: got a long way to go. Yeah, oh yeah, but
- 31:51Speaker 1: a lot of these issues did start when they took
- 31:54Speaker 1: prayer out of schools and all of that. So they
- 31:57Speaker 1: maybe get some pushback from people from other religious backgrounds. Yeah,
- 32:00Speaker 1: absolutely so. All right, So moving on to this interesting story.
- 32:05Speaker 1: A man who wishes to remain anonymous, is suing Apple
- 32:10Speaker 1: for more than six million dollars after his wife discovered
- 32:13Speaker 1: text messages that he sent to prostitutes. Okay, he thought
- 32:23Speaker 1: he had deleted the messages from his phone, but his
- 32:26Speaker 1: wife found the messages on the family's Apple computer. The
- 32:29Speaker 1: man said he is suing Apple because, quote, if you
- 32:32Speaker 1: are told a message is deleted, you are entitled to
- 32:35Speaker 1: believe it is deleted. So shortly after his wife saw
- 32:38Speaker 1: the text messages to the prostitutes soliciting their services, she
- 32:43Speaker 1: filed for divorce.
- 32:45Speaker 8: He got it right, he got rights. I'm with ing,
- 32:48Speaker 8: he got rightstone in in get it. Pardon sue Apple
- 32:51Speaker 8: to the fullness you got you. I mean, Apple is
- 32:54Speaker 8: liable for this.
- 32:55Speaker 1: They are, y'all, don't, said the man who does not
- 32:59Speaker 1: have an iPhone, And is this why you do not
- 33:01Speaker 1: have an iPhone?
- 33:02Speaker 2: Android? Samsung all day long?
- 33:04Speaker 1: That's because when they delete, they delete, they delete.
- 33:09Speaker 8: It's gone. It ain't in no cloud, it ain't in
- 33:12Speaker 8: the dirt. It's gone, Junior, what do you have?
- 33:17Speaker 1: You have an iPhone or I have an iPhone?
- 33:19Speaker 6: I am highly disappointed in your product.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Yeah, in my product.
- 33:24Speaker 6: I am highly disappointed. I cannot believe they didn't delete
- 33:27Speaker 6: this man text message.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Would you sue if that happened to you?
- 33:31Speaker 7: Would you?
- 33:31Speaker 2: Absolutely?
- 33:32Speaker 6: I'm getting them the lawsuit for stuff I've already deleted.
- 33:35Speaker 6: I'm getting there too. I think it's still there. Yeah, wow,
- 33:41Speaker 6: six million.
- 33:42Speaker 8: It's easy to turn into class action. You know, everybody
- 33:44Speaker 8: gonna jump off everybody.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Man, he gotta worse up to deal. Yeah, get a divorce?
- 33:51Speaker 2: What you text in a prostitute for? What y'all got
- 33:54Speaker 2: to talk about?
- 33:55Speaker 6: There's nothing wrong with testing the prostitute, temmy. I mean,
- 33:58Speaker 6: we're not sleeping with the prospect. We just texting them.
- 34:01Speaker 1: No, he's soliciting their services.
- 34:04Speaker 6: We don't know that for sure.
- 34:05Speaker 1: We don't know that texting her Junior talking about it.
- 34:12Speaker 6: Good morning, Peaches.
- 34:14Speaker 1: That's that's all.
- 34:15Speaker 6: That's fine. That's enough.
- 34:17Speaker 1: How's your day going.
- 34:18Speaker 12: How's your day going?
- 34:19Speaker 6: Have you have you talked to Cinnamon? You know anything?
- 34:23Speaker 6: Y'all miss taking this the wrong way?
- 34:25Speaker 2: That's all. Let me let me pray for you.
- 34:27Speaker 1: This morning.
- 34:28Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean all of this stuff. They need
- 34:32Speaker 6: a society to you just your job. Don't let that
- 34:35Speaker 6: get in the way. But what you do for your job,
- 34:37Speaker 6: you need friends, that's all. Don't judge her.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Okay, so will you be changing from an iPhone to
- 34:46Speaker 1: an android?
- 34:47Speaker 2: On over here? Come on over here? I had you right,
- 34:52Speaker 2: Come on over here.
- 34:53Speaker 6: Yeah, we we I'm talking about we getting a divorce
- 34:55Speaker 6: behind some text messages.
- 34:56Speaker 1: That's not enough to prostitute the Jewish alone.
- 34:59Speaker 6: Y you judging people? Oh my goodness.
- 35:03Speaker 10: He was.
- 35:05Speaker 2: Just checking the prices, that's all he was.
- 35:10Speaker 6: The market go up and down like the stock marketing.
- 35:12Speaker 2: It's different.
- 35:13Speaker 6: We don't know.
- 35:16Speaker 2: An investment call, that's all.
- 35:18Speaker 1: It was.
- 35:21Speaker 2: All right.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Finally, uh finally, guys, are you still into the versus battles?
- 35:26Speaker 1: We haven't talked about it for a while, but you know,
- 35:29Speaker 1: the versus battles We all enjoyed them during the pandemic. Well,
- 35:33Speaker 1: Swiss Feeds and Timbaland have partnered with Elon Musk to
- 35:37Speaker 1: do more versus battle versus battles free on the X platform,
- 35:41Speaker 1: of course, that's formally known as Twitter. Fans responded to
- 35:44Speaker 1: the news with mixed feelings, and most commons stated that
- 35:47Speaker 1: those versus battles were only exciting when we were quarantined.
- 35:52Speaker 10: And the.
- 35:56Speaker 8: Concert that's locked up activity were not locked up no more.
- 36:00Speaker 2: That's a wait, do we go down?
- 36:02Speaker 1: I'm not man all right? Coming up in twenty minutes
- 36:05Speaker 1: after Oh wow, what a treat, Junior has a poem
- 36:08Speaker 1: right after this.
- 36:09Speaker 4: Yeah you're listening hard morning show.
- 36:14Speaker 2: All right.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Junior has a special full poem for us today. So, Tommy,
- 36:18Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to do the introduction.
- 36:21Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you a nice introduction in the post
- 36:23Speaker 8: how Uncle Steve, I say interpose. You know, Monica be
- 36:25Speaker 8: giving get on me when I say that interposed. But anyway,
- 36:29Speaker 8: ladies and gentlemen.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Get ready.
- 36:30Speaker 9: He is here.
- 36:30Speaker 2: He is the baddest poet on this show, on this show.
- 36:34Speaker 2: That was nice, right, put.
- 36:36Speaker 8: Your hands together, the one and only Kia Junior boy
- 36:39Speaker 8: in space. Should I say Jay rap Juniors? I'm not
- 36:42Speaker 8: gonna say ragged airs poem, Junior. I'm Junior's awesome poem.
- 36:46Speaker 8: Let's go Juniors.
- 36:47Speaker 6: Oh well, thank you, Tommy. That's that was different.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Better you better stand up to it. Good, better stand
- 36:52Speaker 2: up to it.
- 36:53Speaker 6: Yeah, man, Well, you know we will see it in
- 36:55Speaker 6: just a second, won't you know?
- 36:58Speaker 1: Yeah, you know we will.
- 36:59Speaker 9: Y'all.
- 36:59Speaker 6: Notice my Now, we got a heat wave going across
- 37:01Speaker 6: the country, right, you know, and and it's really affecting
- 37:05Speaker 6: a lot of people.
- 37:05Speaker 1: Just hot.
- 37:06Speaker 6: So the title of this poem is, it's already too
- 37:10Speaker 6: damn hot.
- 37:12Speaker 9: Here we go.
- 37:13Speaker 6: Okay, yesterday was the first day of summer, and I
- 37:17Speaker 6: don't think it can get any warmer. I can't go
- 37:20Speaker 6: outside because it's scorching hot. Can't even sit in my backyard,
- 37:23Speaker 6: and I'm sure I will not. Tommy, I know what
- 37:26Speaker 6: you're thinking.
- 37:27Speaker 2: I'm not this.
- 37:28Speaker 6: How can I sit in my backyard without having a fence.
- 37:31Speaker 6: I know that's what you're thinking. I'll be willing to
- 37:34Speaker 6: bet it. Don't mean I ain't getting a fence. I
- 37:37Speaker 6: just ain't got one yet. But don't y'all worry about
- 37:39Speaker 6: what I got because I'll be staying inside because it's
- 37:42Speaker 6: too damn hot. We're not going out there the end.
- 37:48Speaker 6: I don't see why we're going out there. I do
- 37:50Speaker 6: not see why. It's already ninety seven ninety eight.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Five four summer and we have to keep it.
- 38:00Speaker 6: She got to August.
- 38:02Speaker 1: We're gonna be on slow roast in August.
- 38:04Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm talking about bacon. Bacon just protesting with chicken.
- 38:10Speaker 6: We're just not going out there.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Hey, your power bill like keep that.
- 38:15Speaker 6: Search starts at three o'clock in the afternoon. We're not
- 38:17Speaker 6: coming out there. Start your concert at nine.
- 38:20Speaker 8: I'm getting me a yeah, I'm getting me a walk
- 38:24Speaker 8: in deep freezer when you just walk in and cool
- 38:26Speaker 8: off and walk back at just put that.
- 38:28Speaker 6: In the house.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, in the house.
- 38:32Speaker 1: You got room for it.
- 38:33Speaker 2: I got room because it's bigger.
- 38:35Speaker 8: I can put it on the jacket side of the girl.
- 38:36Speaker 8: Matter of fact, Jackie can walk in there. When you
- 38:38Speaker 8: having them damn hot flashes to we.
- 38:39Speaker 1: Need that need you need that in because you're getting
- 38:43Speaker 1: an r I return on your investments.
- 38:45Speaker 6: Yes, this don't make no sense. I don't know how
- 38:49Speaker 6: we're gonna make it through July.
- 38:50Speaker 1: And when I was little, but be hot and cold.
- 38:55Speaker 1: When I was little, my mom people used to come
- 38:57Speaker 1: in the house. Who was so hot out there? Mom
- 39:00Speaker 1: will say, I wouldn't know.
- 39:01Speaker 2: I'm not going to.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Go outside.
- 39:06Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 39:09Speaker 1: No before air did you guys used to stand in
- 39:12Speaker 1: front of the fan.
- 39:13Speaker 2: And just let it blow.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Who was fun right there?
- 39:25Speaker 2: All right?
- 39:26Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we
- 39:28Speaker 1: want you, we want to know what kind of summer
- 39:31Speaker 1: activities you did when you were a kid. We want
- 39:33Speaker 1: to know that right after this you're listening.
- 39:37Speaker 4: Morning show.
- 39:39Speaker 1: Well, guys, it is officially summer now and it's hot everywhere.
- 39:44Speaker 1: So think back when you guys were a kid. What
- 39:46Speaker 1: did you do during the summer to pass the time?
- 39:50Speaker 1: There was no cable TV, there was no cell phone,
- 39:53Speaker 1: there was no internet, no computers, none of that.
- 39:55Speaker 4: So what did you do? What did you do? Junior?
- 39:57Speaker 6: Oh? First of all, we had to do every day.
- 40:00Speaker 6: We had a mission. Every day we had to we
- 40:02Speaker 6: had to go on our mission. And we was we
- 40:04Speaker 6: was climbing tree. We were Star Trek and I was
- 40:07Speaker 6: Captain Kirk, That's who I was. And so we in
- 40:10Speaker 6: the tree and the king guns was coming. We had
- 40:12Speaker 6: to fight them off every day. That's that's what we
- 40:15Speaker 6: had imagination. That's what we did. Yeah, I see, I
- 40:19Speaker 6: see my best friend Rashaan Brown. I defeet. I still
- 40:21Speaker 6: love Sean Brown. Me and ra Sean Brown getting that
- 40:23Speaker 6: tree and I'm telling you put the shields up in
- 40:26Speaker 6: the front. We need the shields.
- 40:27Speaker 1: That was important. You had to have him.
- 40:29Speaker 6: Yeah, boy, that's that was serious. Star Trek coming and
- 40:35Speaker 6: we left Scottie too. All of us did. Yeah, we
- 40:39Speaker 6: did that.
- 40:40Speaker 1: What did you do?
- 40:41Speaker 9: Tell me?
- 40:42Speaker 8: Oh my god, the day was long. So you did
- 40:44Speaker 8: a whole bunch of one day. We started out with
- 40:46Speaker 8: bb guns. You're gonna start out with that. We're going
- 40:48Speaker 8: we're going to shoot birds. That was that was that's
- 40:50Speaker 8: how we would start off.
- 40:53Speaker 4: We got.
- 40:55Speaker 2: Hit the bird.
- 40:56Speaker 8: The birds was safe. Trust me, the birds was safe
- 40:58Speaker 8: for us. I could never hit the bird.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Uh what else?
- 41:02Speaker 8: And then we're gonna we're gonna take our bikes. We're
- 41:03Speaker 8: gonna jump ramps, because you know, we build a ramp,
- 41:05Speaker 8: We're gonna jump round. We're gonna do all.
- 41:08Speaker 2: But when the evening came, like about.
- 41:11Speaker 8: Five thirty six and getting dark, that's when we started
- 41:14Speaker 8: playing hide and go hide. And then when he got
- 41:17Speaker 8: realed dog got close to getting dark, it changed from
- 41:20Speaker 8: hide and go seek, hide and go get it.
- 41:27Speaker 2: But them girls was fast.
- 41:29Speaker 1: Boy, that was fun. That sounds fun. That sounds a
- 41:35Speaker 1: lot of fun. Did you guys do stuff like get
- 41:37Speaker 1: the water hose and run through it and all that?
- 41:39Speaker 4: We used to do that.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Yeah, really really, my daddy came home, So you're gonna
- 41:43Speaker 2: quit running my water like.
- 41:44Speaker 1: That and using up my good trash man. Yes, side
- 41:50Speaker 1: slipping slide.
- 41:52Speaker 2: We are slipping slide. Wait before that game came out.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you were doing that.
- 41:57Speaker 1: We had a lot of a lot, a lot of fun.
- 42:00Speaker 9: Yeah, we did. We did.
- 42:01Speaker 6: We did so much.
- 42:02Speaker 1: Sureley, can you double dutch? Can you jah?
- 42:05Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 42:06Speaker 1: Double dutch? Uh huh, So we did that double dutch.
- 42:09Speaker 1: We were outside, we played jacks. I couldn't get past
- 42:13Speaker 1: or my hand coordination. You know, if one and three
- 42:19Speaker 1: were over here, I get the three, but that one
- 42:21Speaker 1: I could not get it before that. Yeah, but the
- 42:26Speaker 1: bat and the ball, remember the little ball that was
- 42:28Speaker 1: on that Yeah, I could get I could do that.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Now that was me.
- 42:35Speaker 2: I hated. I hated to see that.
- 42:40Speaker 10: Hold.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Young people are listening, going like, what are they talking about?
- 42:43Speaker 1: But these were fun games for us.
- 42:45Speaker 2: This is what we did.
- 42:46Speaker 1: We didn't have internet.
- 42:47Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, did you play may.
- 42:52Speaker 6: We played for Keith boy Man. You hate to do
- 42:55Speaker 6: your best marble.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Boy, that's fine, go ahead, Carl Well. Growing up in
- 43:02Speaker 1: Chicago when I moved, you know, I moved to Houston.
- 43:04Speaker 1: I was a teenager young or twins so to speak.
- 43:08Speaker 1: But I don't know about y'all. But in Chicago, playing
- 43:12Speaker 1: cards is very very serious. Been with and all that.
- 43:15Speaker 1: You know that our parents and aunties, and they was
- 43:18Speaker 1: teaching us at a young age with Chicago game.
- 43:24Speaker 2: I started out with pity pat and then.
- 43:27Speaker 8: You worked your way up an yeah, and then they
- 43:34Speaker 8: start bro when they get you the spades and gets seerious.
- 43:36Speaker 1: And then that's when I stopped because they were just
- 43:40Speaker 1: too serious that I couldn't concentrate that hard. Anyway, that
- 43:46Speaker 1: was Texas.
- 43:47Speaker 2: That was fun right there.
- 43:48Speaker 13: That was all day.
- 43:49Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 43:49Speaker 6: Me and my great grandmother that was out there. We
- 43:51Speaker 6: used to play. That's when Monopoly was really big. On
- 43:54Speaker 6: Friday nights at the house of my great grandmother's house,
- 43:57Speaker 6: Monopoly fifteen people last all night long and the summertime.
- 44:00Speaker 6: That's what we did. I would cheat her because she
- 44:02Speaker 6: couldn't see I was cheating her, because if she made
- 44:05Speaker 6: me mad, I will put on Electric company. She never
- 44:07Speaker 6: got boardwalk if I was corner to the bank and
- 44:09Speaker 6: she never got.
- 44:10Speaker 2: Your blind grandmother? Was your great grandma was playing Monopoly?
- 44:14Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, she could count the boy she knew, but
- 44:17Speaker 6: she rolled her eight you tell her what she rolled.
- 44:19Speaker 6: She knew what she's supposed to be, but till I
- 44:20Speaker 6: told her where she was gonna be at you on
- 44:22Speaker 6: electric coming you'll say.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Lie, you feel good about yourself cheating your great grandmother.
- 44:26Speaker 6: I had to.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Blind what the nephew in the press.
- 44:30Speaker 6: You don't know?
- 44:30Speaker 1: For today, right after this, you're listening.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Morning show.
- 44:37Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. Guys,
- 44:39Speaker 1: today it's my strawberry letter and the subject is his
- 44:43Speaker 1: female company is too comfortable. His female company is too comfortable.
- 44:48Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about.
- 44:50Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone
- 44:54Speaker 1: call for today. I'm just waiting to hear this one.
- 44:58Speaker 9: What you got now?
- 45:00Speaker 2: Want something super stupid? Do you want that?
- 45:02Speaker 8: I mean, y'all got to tell me how y'all want it? Now, y'all,
- 45:05Speaker 8: y'all know it's lails of my stupidity. Y'all, y'all won't okay,
- 45:08Speaker 8: let's go for it all right, This right here is
- 45:11Speaker 8: mona fix your appearance, Mona fix your appearance, and I'm
- 45:19Speaker 8: gonna call from corporate wardrobe. That's what I'm calling corporate wardrobe,
- 45:26Speaker 8: Mona fixed your appearing.
- 45:30Speaker 10: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona, please jesuits her. Hi,
- 45:36Speaker 10: how you doing. My name is James over with the
- 45:39Speaker 10: with corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with
- 45:42Speaker 10: the company for about eight years now? Am I correct? Mona?
- 45:45Speaker 9: Yes?
- 45:46Speaker 11: Sir? Okayrect Like I.
- 45:48Speaker 10: Said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. Wanted to kind of
- 45:51Speaker 10: give you a call. There's been some conversation about it,
- 45:54Speaker 10: but wanted to give you a call about your appearance
- 45:57Speaker 10: in the office.
- 45:59Speaker 11: Okay.
- 46:01Speaker 10: Now, your your your appearance seems to be pretty much
- 46:05Speaker 10: intact as far as your clothing is concerned. So it's
- 46:08Speaker 10: nothing that has nothing.
- 46:08Speaker 9: To do with that.
- 46:10Speaker 12: Okay. Now, first of all, what uh my pearents have
- 46:14Speaker 12: to do with your corporation?
- 46:17Speaker 10: Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been
- 46:19Speaker 10: with court for about what eight years now? Am I right?
- 46:23Speaker 4: Yes?
- 46:23Speaker 10: Sir?
- 46:23Speaker 11: I have Okay, and you call me telling me something
- 46:28Speaker 11: by my peers, right, what I what.
- 46:31Speaker 10: I want to talk to you about is that what
- 46:33Speaker 10: what what some of the workers in the office are
- 46:36Speaker 10: having a problem with And what we want to do
- 46:39Speaker 10: is get you an actual doctor's appointment because we want
- 46:43Speaker 10: to see about helping you get a breast reduction.
- 46:48Speaker 12: Oh what a breath reduction?
- 46:51Speaker 10: Okay?
- 46:52Speaker 9: Now you you you you?
- 46:53Speaker 10: I mean from from my understanding that your your breasts
- 46:56Speaker 10: are too large.
- 46:58Speaker 12: Now who was this first?
- 47:01Speaker 9: Again?
- 47:01Speaker 10: My name is James. Like I said, I'm with Corporate
- 47:03Speaker 10: Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human
- 47:07Speaker 10: resources of corporation.
- 47:09Speaker 9: Okay.
- 47:09Speaker 12: Now, if you ain't coming here by something else, certainly
- 47:12Speaker 12: what we do here, So you calling me telling me
- 47:15Speaker 12: somethbody giving me a breast reduction, what you need to
- 47:18Speaker 12: do is try and dig up some most because what
- 47:20Speaker 12: I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna were them. They
- 47:23Speaker 12: was on here and I'm gonna were them. They came out.
- 47:25Speaker 9: I wear them problem, Lona.
- 47:27Speaker 10: All we want to do is we want to get
- 47:28Speaker 10: you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get
- 47:31Speaker 10: your get your breast reduced. So you know, you you
- 47:34Speaker 10: feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the
- 47:36Speaker 10: office all be a lot more comfortable.
- 47:37Speaker 12: Okay, I'm not you ain't feel do it? Man. You
- 47:40Speaker 12: ain't gonna come in and tell me some well, what
- 47:42Speaker 12: y'all gonna do to me? What you talking about? I'm
- 47:45Speaker 12: even just being this foremost eight year and I ain't
- 47:48Speaker 12: never had no problem with nobody's telling me something about
- 47:50Speaker 12: my friends. So what you need to do is find
- 47:53Speaker 12: out who's going around here making these rumors. And first
- 47:56Speaker 12: of all, I'm gonna dig up because if everyone's up
- 47:58Speaker 12: in here talking about me, and you know I'm jealous
- 48:00Speaker 12: because I'm on top of my and they jealous of me,
- 48:03Speaker 12: I'm gonna you know, I'm on mind and they right
- 48:05Speaker 12: ain't got top of my brain.
- 48:06Speaker 10: Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.
- 48:08Speaker 10: I gotta get I gotta bring them down.
- 48:11Speaker 12: Big too. Can you reduce that?
- 48:13Speaker 11: Excuse me, my big?
- 48:15Speaker 12: Can you reduce that?
- 48:16Speaker 10: Ma'am? Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it.
- 48:19Speaker 10: I gotta get a death. I gotta bring them down.
- 48:21Speaker 12: You ain't gonna do. Ain't what you're gonna get downe
- 48:24Speaker 12: is that's what you're gonna get down And listen, let's
- 48:27Speaker 12: not worrying about my breath. So you and whoever whoever
- 48:30Speaker 12: calling you are telling you something about what I'm doing
- 48:33Speaker 12: at this this, tell him, I said, the kids mind.
- 48:36Speaker 10: So what I do you do?
- 48:37Speaker 12: I'm gonna do me so they don't like that, then hey,
- 48:40Speaker 12: how at them because I'm a fine whoever doing it?
- 48:42Speaker 12: Because they jealous, I'm a bad They don't understand it.
- 48:45Speaker 12: And the man's come in and what woof woof they
- 48:47Speaker 12: come to who they come to my desk and ask
- 48:49Speaker 12: for who they ask for me?
- 48:51Speaker 10: Mona, mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is
- 48:54Speaker 10: your breasts are distraction in the office, and I gotta
- 48:56Speaker 10: get your breast brought down.
- 48:58Speaker 12: First of all, whoever you are, you might need to
- 49:00Speaker 12: come see. You can sit up to the front of
- 49:02Speaker 12: my desk and see how it's looking.
- 49:04Speaker 9: You might want to come back.
- 49:05Speaker 12: And bring out your crew.
- 49:07Speaker 10: Mona, I can't. I can't. I don't want to come
- 49:10Speaker 10: sit at your desk and see your your your I
- 49:14Speaker 10: gotta get you to a doctor and get your breast reduced.
- 49:16Speaker 11: Now to when you wanted a point, I ain't gonna
- 49:18Speaker 11: see no, I'm going.
- 49:20Speaker 10: To a doctor.
- 49:21Speaker 11: Your mona, You're going to a doctor.
- 49:23Speaker 12: You bringing so he I ain't going no doctors. What
- 49:26Speaker 12: you start, man, the doctor whoever you need to go see,
- 49:30Speaker 12: I ain't trying to hear.
- 49:30Speaker 9: It, yell.
- 49:33Speaker 11: Said.
- 49:33Speaker 10: What I'm gonna do is they said you would act
- 49:36Speaker 10: like this, Mona. They said you would react just this way.
- 49:39Speaker 10: This is what the people in the office are talking about.
- 49:41Speaker 12: I don't give it now what they I've been in
- 49:43Speaker 12: this company by almost eight years. I ain't no hand,
- 49:45Speaker 12: nobody accounting me telling me some my friends what you
- 49:48Speaker 12: need to do. First of all, you need to come
- 49:50Speaker 12: in and see me because it might like what you see.
- 49:52Speaker 12: Because I'm a big, bad bowl three andy four woman.
- 49:56Speaker 9: You better yet?
- 49:56Speaker 12: Yeah? What's your name? And now what's up? What's up?
- 50:00Speaker 10: But why do you need my name?
- 50:01Speaker 12: I need your names because I ain't never had somebody
- 50:03Speaker 12: call my damn job to tell me something about my
- 50:06Speaker 12: bad I need to know your name because I'm gonna
- 50:08Speaker 12: get some lottery in this because I don't play this,
- 50:10Speaker 12: see I need I don't play that. So whoever you
- 50:13Speaker 12: is and your carpet or whoever kind of me by
- 50:15Speaker 12: my breast, I don't play that. I need your name,
- 50:18Speaker 12: I really do, because you don't. I'm gonna find.
- 50:20Speaker 9: Out who this is?
- 50:22Speaker 12: My name nothing?
- 50:23Speaker 10: You do want to know my name?
- 50:24Speaker 12: I want to know your damn name. Hell y'all want
- 50:26Speaker 12: to know your name?
- 50:27Speaker 10: What is it? Are you listening? What is that a nephew,
- 50:32Speaker 10: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got
- 50:35Speaker 10: pranked by your girlfriend.
- 50:39Speaker 12: You what my breast figure the mind?
- 50:45Speaker 9: You know, I got a limb.
- 50:48Speaker 12: Me and y'all need to quinn what you're gonna make me?
- 50:51Speaker 10: Go?
- 50:55Speaker 1: Right?
- 50:57Speaker 12: I can't believe it's in her breast bigger than mass.
- 51:02Speaker 12: And then she got a limp. I listened to this
- 51:08Speaker 12: show every morning, and I just can't believe I got
- 51:13Speaker 12: he said, she did it. She got me, you know
- 51:16Speaker 12: got me. But I'm gonna catch her lips.
- 51:18Speaker 9: I'm gonna catch the watching.
- 51:20Speaker 12: It's okay. I'm gonna give him all.
- 51:22Speaker 10: Right, baby, I got one more thing for your baby.
- 51:24Speaker 10: What is what is the baddest I'm talking about the
- 51:26Speaker 10: baddest radio show in the land.
- 51:29Speaker 12: Maybe you already know that one and only Steve Harvey
- 51:32Speaker 12: Morning Show. And tell I guess what play on this
- 51:36Speaker 12: head phone. I just want to let you know I'm
- 51:39Speaker 12: a side sixteen with a low cut.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Now you have it.
- 51:46Speaker 8: Come on, mona, come home, mona, baby. I need you
- 51:49Speaker 8: to fix your parents. Now come on, you're talking to.
- 51:54Speaker 1: Crazy.
- 51:54Speaker 2: I'm call you a certain.
- 52:00Speaker 1: You know we're gonna call our attorneys right here. We
- 52:05Speaker 1: got a case.
- 52:07Speaker 2: I'm about to catch another plate.
- 52:08Speaker 8: All right, July July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight,
- 52:12Speaker 8: I will already be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's the Helium
- 52:15Speaker 8: Comedy Club. The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets are
- 52:18Speaker 8: on sale right now, right now, right now. What I
- 52:21Speaker 8: got laying in the cut? I got some stuff, man,
- 52:23Speaker 8: let me see Buffalo, New York laying in the cut?
- 52:26Speaker 8: I got some stuff laying in the cut. I don't
- 52:29Speaker 8: curll y'all better get ready board and if you come Tallahasset, Floyd,
- 52:32Speaker 8: I believe that's laying in the cut. We'll talk about
- 52:34Speaker 8: that later. But all right, this weekend, I am at cryout.
- 52:38Speaker 8: That is cry out. Don't worry about the call out.
- 52:40Speaker 8: Got I got to tim me be missing for y'all listening.
- 52:45Speaker 8: I'm the zoom mess up guy, all right, I screw
- 52:47Speaker 8: it all up. But anyway, but I look good on it?
- 52:51Speaker 2: Do I look good? Do I look fly on the zoom? Y'all?
- 52:53Speaker 2: What y'all think you look? Let's go.
- 52:56Speaker 6: I'm not going to be confident you about your clothes?
- 52:59Speaker 10: What you know? What? What?
- 53:01Speaker 2: What is this that I ain't sexy to y'all? No more,
- 53:06Speaker 2: no more, no more.
- 53:08Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 53:08Speaker 2: I never I've never been sexy to y'all.
- 53:11Speaker 6: I don't know about calling Shirley, but definitely not to me.
- 53:16Speaker 2: I'm not appealing it. I'm not appealing any kind of way.
- 53:19Speaker 1: I mean, well, Junior speaks for the group on this.
- 53:24Speaker 2: I just gave you that nice introduction for your poem.
- 53:26Speaker 2: This is how you do me.
- 53:28Speaker 6: You think I deserved for me to because of an intro.
- 53:36Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is his female
- 53:41Speaker 1: company is too comfortable. We'll get into it right after this.
- 53:44Speaker 2: So I'm not sexy at all.
- 53:46Speaker 6: I said, no more.
- 53:47Speaker 4: You're listening, morning show.
- 53:51Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
- 53:54Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, on work, sex, parenting, and more,
- 53:58Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve dot com and
- 54:01Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
- 54:04Speaker 1: live on the air, just like I're gonna eat this
- 54:06Speaker 1: one right here, right now, and you never know, it
- 54:09Speaker 1: could be yours.
- 54:10Speaker 8: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
- 54:12Speaker 8: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
- 54:15Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject his female company is too comfortable.
- 54:20Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend is very outgoing, and when
- 54:23Speaker 1: I started dating him, I gained several new friends, mostly females.
- 54:28Speaker 1: I trusted him and I had no reason to think
- 54:31Speaker 1: he would ever try to have sex with his female friends.
- 54:34Speaker 1: We've been dating for three years and I went to
- 54:37Speaker 1: his house Thursday and his friend Grace was in his
- 54:40Speaker 1: bed sleeping. He told me she had a migraine, so
- 54:43Speaker 1: he picked her up from work and brought her to
- 54:46Speaker 1: his house so he could look after her. And he
- 54:49Speaker 1: told me not to turn the TV on because she
- 54:51Speaker 1: needed the house to be quiet and dark. Grace started
- 54:54Speaker 1: throwing up and he ran to take care of it.
- 54:57Speaker 1: I recall the time I had a bad hangover and
- 54:59Speaker 1: I I threw up in his driveway and he put
- 55:02Speaker 1: me on his couch with a garbage can by my
- 55:04Speaker 1: head while he hosed off his driveway. We started arguing,
- 55:08Speaker 1: but I can't argue quietly, so I left. He called
- 55:12Speaker 1: me later to talk and he told me he was
- 55:14Speaker 1: out getting Grace something like to eat. I told him
- 55:17Speaker 1: that Grace needed to call her sister to come get her.
- 55:19Speaker 1: He still cannot understand how inappropriate it was to have
- 55:23Speaker 1: her in there. In his bed. The next morning, I
- 55:26Speaker 1: popped up to see where Grace was. She was still there,
- 55:29Speaker 1: scrambling eggs. She hugged me and thanked me for helping
- 55:33Speaker 1: take care of her. My boyfriend lied to her, so
- 55:36Speaker 1: she thought I was worried about her. She said she
- 55:39Speaker 1: was getting an uber to take her home. I offered
- 55:41Speaker 1: to take her instead. My boyfriend told Grace that it's
- 55:46Speaker 1: best if she takes an uber. Was he afraid of
- 55:49Speaker 1: what I was going to say to Grace or was
- 55:51Speaker 1: he afraid of what Grace would say to me?
- 55:53Speaker 6: It is just Is it just me?
- 55:54Speaker 1: Or is he too comfortable around Grace? Okay, the answer
- 55:58Speaker 1: to that is yes, all of the above. He was
- 56:01Speaker 1: afraid what Grace might say to you, what you might
- 56:03Speaker 1: say to Grace. All of that, and you know this
- 56:07Speaker 1: is not right what's going on between him and Grace.
- 56:10Speaker 1: If your man came over to your house and one
- 56:12Speaker 1: of your male friends was in your bed and you
- 56:15Speaker 1: were running around waiting on him hand and foot and
- 56:17Speaker 1: going to the store for him and said, he would
- 56:19Speaker 1: be furious. Period. Come on, if this makes no sense
- 56:23Speaker 1: what he's doing, So either your boyfriend stops all this
- 56:26Speaker 1: stuff with Grace or you should break up with him.
- 56:30Speaker 1: His priorities are out of order. If Grace has a sister,
- 56:34Speaker 1: that's where Grace needs to be, or she can go
- 56:37Speaker 1: to the doctor. How about that, Grace is no longer
- 56:40Speaker 1: his responsibility period since he's been with you for three years.
- 56:45Speaker 1: If he can't see how disrespectful this is to you
- 56:48Speaker 1: and your relationship, then he doesn't deserve you and you
- 56:51Speaker 1: need to keep it moving. Tommy, all right, you know
- 56:55Speaker 1: what I see.
- 56:56Speaker 8: The first thing that get caught my attention is what
- 57:01Speaker 8: y'all can't drink. That's what y'all problem is. Y'all can't drink.
- 57:05Speaker 8: Everybody is you got hangovers and throwing up and can on, y'all,
- 57:08Speaker 8: y'all gotta lead these lemon drops along. I don't know
- 57:10Speaker 8: what y'all drinking, but everybody got a hangover and laying
- 57:14Speaker 8: around and throwing up in the driveway and can on
- 57:16Speaker 8: and uh. But by the grace of Grace, good God,
- 57:19Speaker 8: a mighty then I figured, by the grace of grace,
- 57:22Speaker 8: Grace is over there in the bed, you on the
- 57:25Speaker 8: couch with a trash can near you. That lets you
- 57:27Speaker 8: know you are not what Grace see. Grace is different
- 57:30Speaker 8: from who you are, baby, Grace got it going on,
- 57:32Speaker 8: and pop and Grace gets the bed, You get the
- 57:35Speaker 8: couch and the trash can, and you get cussed out,
- 57:37Speaker 8: and he got to go out here and hold his
- 57:38Speaker 8: dog on patio. I mean, there's a driveway down because
- 57:41Speaker 8: you can't hold your looker. That's what this is all about.
- 57:44Speaker 8: So now you're trying to figure out who is Grace.
- 57:46Speaker 8: But by the grace of Grace, good God, the Mighty
- 57:49Speaker 8: Grace is who he really really cares about.
- 57:52Speaker 2: Because guess what, go on? What do you say when
- 57:54Speaker 2: you came out? Great sleep, great sleep? Beat the TV.
- 57:58Speaker 8: Y'all keep the lights off, because Grace got the hall
- 58:02Speaker 8: some time and some peace and quiet, because by the
- 58:05Speaker 8: grace of Grace, Shirley, we got to keep it quiet
- 58:08Speaker 8: up in here, because Grace is sleep. Grace gets all
- 58:10Speaker 8: the attention. And you don't even see that Grace is
- 58:13Speaker 8: getting all this. But you was clapping. Now, you tried
- 58:15Speaker 8: to do your thing. You tried to pop up so
- 58:17Speaker 8: you could see what Grace was. But Grace was already
- 58:19Speaker 8: out there bed. Whatever happened already, that happened. Grace is
- 58:22Speaker 8: in there cooking eggs and scrambling and guess what she cooking.
- 58:25Speaker 8: She ain't even changes cooking breakfast for her, Grace cooking
- 58:28Speaker 8: for both of them, and then came in and gave
- 58:30Speaker 8: you a hug.
- 58:31Speaker 2: Hey, girl, what's going on? By the grace of Grace?
- 58:34Speaker 2: I show appreciate you taking care of me. Girl.
- 58:36Speaker 8: If you'd have got in that call with Grace, you'd
- 58:39Speaker 8: have got all the Grace news you needed and you
- 58:41Speaker 8: would have found out everything about your man. But I
- 58:44Speaker 8: think it's time to leave, baby. It's time to bail out.
- 58:46Speaker 8: It's time for you to go and get out.
- 58:47Speaker 2: This is not for you.
- 58:48Speaker 8: If you got to creep around and wonder what's going
- 58:50Speaker 8: on with your man? Trust, trust and believe. It's too much.
- 58:53Speaker 8: You gotta put too much effort into it. If you
- 58:55Speaker 8: can't trust him. Come on, now, you already know what's
- 58:58Speaker 8: going on with Grace. Grace is giving grace. That's what
- 59:02Speaker 8: Grace is doing.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Get it.
- 59:09Speaker 2: That's all I got?
- 59:10Speaker 1: All right? All right, all right, that works, junior. You're
- 59:13Speaker 1: taking notes over there? What you got?
- 59:15Speaker 2: What I got?
- 59:16Speaker 1: His female company is too comfortable?
- 59:18Speaker 6: Yeah, wait a minute, what Grace don't need this much mercy.
- 59:23Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Why is we sitting up here?
- 59:29Speaker 1: What is you doing?
- 59:30Speaker 12: Doog?
- 59:31Speaker 6: First of all, this should have been should have been
- 59:34Speaker 6: on the news when you find out Grace was laying
- 59:36Speaker 6: up in the bed with a migraine. You think you
- 59:37Speaker 6: got a migraine. Now you think these lights off? You
- 59:41Speaker 6: think it's got to be quiet in here. You're gonna
- 59:44Speaker 6: have to leave she laid up in the bed. Why?
- 59:46Speaker 6: First of all, how did you even fix your mouth
- 59:49Speaker 6: to tell your girlfriend? I went and picked Grace up
- 59:52Speaker 6: from her job?
- 59:53Speaker 1: What?
- 59:54Speaker 10: What?
- 59:56Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Grace ain't supposed to
- 59:58Speaker 6: be here. He's got to get a boyfriend or her
- 1:00:01Speaker 6: sister or relative.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: This is not what you do.
- 1:00:05Speaker 6: And then you shush you people like did you say
- 1:00:07Speaker 6: sh and it? Put your finger across her lip and say,
- 1:00:10Speaker 6: don't make too much noise. Grace getting quiet in you?
- 1:00:13Speaker 9: All right?
- 1:00:13Speaker 10: What what?
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: Wait a minute?
- 1:00:17Speaker 6: You get up? You get up, and you come back
- 1:00:20Speaker 6: over there, and Grace in there cooking eggs and said,
- 1:00:24Speaker 6: thank you for taking care of.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: Me, thank you for being a friend.
- 1:00:29Speaker 6: Exactly what is we doing here?
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: Want to hang on, junior, Hang on. We'll have part
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: two of our response to the Strawberry letter coming up
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after. The subject is his female
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: company is too comfortable. We'll get back into it right
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: after this. You're listening.
- 1:00:46Speaker 4: Morning show.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: is his female company is too comfortable. It says, this
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: is written from a woman. Her boyfriend is very outgoing.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: She started dating him. He had a bunch of female friends,
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: so she gained those female friends too. And here's the deal.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: She trusted him. She had no reason to think, you know,
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: he would ever try to have sex with his friends.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: They've been dating for about three years. But one day
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: she came home and one of his female friends was
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: in her bed because she was sick and he her boyfriend,
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: was nursing her back to health. She was sleeping, she
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: had a migraine. She had a migraine, so he went
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: and picked her up from work. Her boyfriend went and
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: picked his friend up from work and brought her home.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: And when his new girlfriend of three years came in,
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: he told her not to turn the TV on and
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: not to talk too loudly because his friend, Grace, that
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: is her name, Grace couldn't stand the loud noises and
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: she needed to be in quiet and dark. So Grace
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: started throwing up and all of this he ran to
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: take care of it, she said. The girl old friend
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: said she remembered the time when she had a hangover.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: He put her on the couch, you know, I guess
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: told her to find for herself or whatever while he
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: went out and cleaned up the driveway that she threw
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: up in. So that right there will tell you this
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: is a mess. How he treats his girlfriend and how
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: he treats his friend Grace. Anyway, they started arguing. She
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: had to leave because she wanted to get loud with
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: and and of course she had to be quiet because
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Grace was there in bed with a migrain. Is this
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: making sense to anyone? Then he left to go and
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: get Grace something light to eat after she woke up,
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: and so he called her and he was telling her,
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: you know that everything that happened with Grace. Then she
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: went back to the house. The next day, Grace was
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: up in the kitchen scrambling eggs. So this is all
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: just a mess, she wants to know. Grace wanted to
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: go home. She said she was going to take an uber.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: She said, no, that's okay, Grace, I'll take you. The
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: boyfriend's like, no, no, take an uber, and she wants
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: to know what was the boyfriend afraid of what Grace
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: was gonna say to her? Or was the boyfriend afraid
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: of what the girlfriend was gonna say to Grace. So
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: we say it's all of the above, and yeah, Grace
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: is a little too comfortable around your boyfriend. Yeah, Junior,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: you wanted to finish your response.
- 1:03:18Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, she too comfortable. See if Grace's got a migraine, Grace,
- 1:03:22Speaker 6: they got medication out here. You can go, get you
- 1:03:24Speaker 6: some nerd tech. Nerd tech worked for my grains. Get
- 1:03:27Speaker 6: you some tailing now. But what you can't get is
- 1:03:29Speaker 6: this man's bed, and that's ode a house. What about
- 1:03:32Speaker 6: the guest room? Did anybody think about the guest room?
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: It would have been the same thing though, Yeah.
- 1:03:37Speaker 6: But it didn't matter. But you ain't in the main room.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:03:40Speaker 6: But all of this stuff for Grace is he scared
- 1:03:43Speaker 6: what she was gonna say, Well, she was gonna say
- 1:03:44Speaker 6: to you. Yes, that's why you have to take an uber.
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: He cannot allow y'all to be in that car and say, girl,
- 1:03:48Speaker 6: you know what I love about James? He is so
- 1:03:51Speaker 6: caring girl, your man is so caring. He cannot get
- 1:03:55Speaker 6: this out, that cannot come out. You know what, I
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: didn't know what I was doing when he came and
- 1:03:59Speaker 6: pulled it up, and I looked out that window at
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: my job and his car was down there. Girl, I
- 1:04:03Speaker 6: felt like this Mike bring was going away.
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: Girl, I did.
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: You can't get all this in the car.
- 1:04:08Speaker 9: Girl.
- 1:04:09Speaker 6: The old I could pay him back was to get
- 1:04:11Speaker 6: up this morning and make that man some eggs. Girl,
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: you have to get up and make that man's mess.
- 1:04:14Speaker 6: This is not what you do.
- 1:04:16Speaker 8: No, no, y'all, y'all want Uncle Steve reaction. Yeah, I
- 1:04:22Speaker 8: done told y'all before. By these damn friends, I ain't
- 1:04:26Speaker 8: out and told you. I told y'all a man can't
- 1:04:30Speaker 8: be a friend with a woman. And it ain't nothing
- 1:04:33Speaker 8: going on. I done told y'all this one hundred times.
- 1:04:35Speaker 8: When you get over there, you should have woke Grace's
- 1:04:38Speaker 8: ass up. That's what you should have done. You should
- 1:04:40Speaker 8: have woked Grace up and find out what the hell
- 1:04:42Speaker 8: going on? What is you doing in here in my
- 1:04:45Speaker 8: man bed, That's what the hell you should have done.
- 1:04:47Speaker 8: In the middle of all of it, all this be quiet,
- 1:04:50Speaker 8: because Grace sleep. I don't give a damn by Grace,
- 1:04:52Speaker 8: because you can wake Grace answer and everybody else around here.
- 1:04:57Speaker 8: I don't give a damn if the people next door
- 1:04:58Speaker 8: get up. But we finished in Grace's ass home. That's
- 1:05:01Speaker 8: what the hell we finsd to do.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: He sounds just.
- 1:05:07Speaker 6: To Bravo.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: That is exactly what he would saying.
- 1:05:10Speaker 8: You're right, hello, Grace's doing here frying eggs for what
- 1:05:14Speaker 8: the hell? She ain't got no eggs in her damn house?
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: What the hell going on with that? Somebody explained to
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: me what the hell Grace is here for? That's what
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: I wants to know.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: And what is she hugging her for and telling her
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: thank you? Is that about?
- 1:05:27Speaker 8: What is your thinking me for? I came over here
- 1:05:29Speaker 8: to make sure your ass was going home. That's what
- 1:05:32Speaker 8: I came for. So you need to go ahead and
- 1:05:34Speaker 8: tell Grace while you're there all this huggy duggie. No,
- 1:05:37Speaker 8: you need to tell Grace what the hell your ass
- 1:05:40Speaker 8: is doing at my man house.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: That's what I want to know.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: Teach me how to you can.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: Ask the Lord by me, Grace, And I think you
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: already knowing?
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Hello man and whose boyfriend goes out to get food
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: for his female friend. Who does that?
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: I want something with them?
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Exactly your boo?
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: You doing it for boo? You know how you treat
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: a boo?
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: Come on here, Yes, that's exactly what he's doing. What
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: are they saying in that car together, Grace and the girlfriend?
- 1:06:13Speaker 8: I'm gonna ask you one damn time, Grace, what the
- 1:06:15Speaker 8: hell was you doing with my man at the high?
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: That's what I want to know. And what did you
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: get drunk at? Grace?
- 1:06:20Speaker 8: That's what I want to know. When you can't in
- 1:06:22Speaker 8: order to get drunk for him to come get you,
- 1:06:24Speaker 8: I want to know what the hell was going on?
- 1:06:27Speaker 8: What was you wayne when you was in there?
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: Indefinate? Grace?
- 1:06:31Speaker 8: Did you have on one of my man's shirts? What
- 1:06:33Speaker 8: the hell was you really doing? And look at me
- 1:06:35Speaker 8: when I'm talking to you, ain't that damn drunk?
- 1:06:39Speaker 10: All right?
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
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- 1:06:53Speaker 1: today now. Coming up next it is Junior and Sports
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Talk right after this listening.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: Morning show.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: All right, it's time now for junior and sports talk Junior.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: What you got for us?
- 1:07:06Speaker 6: All righty, before I get to that, don't forget that.
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- 1:07:16Speaker 6: Pick you up a bag of that popcorn remix man,
- 1:07:19Speaker 6: all these ten flavors. Go ahead and help us support
- 1:07:21Speaker 6: these people with sickle cell. Have the proceeds go to
- 1:07:24Speaker 6: kers Hope. They're even expensive. Man, we just out here
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: trying to make a difference. Heres Hope dot or. Go ahead,
- 1:07:29Speaker 6: all right, here we go. Uh man, did you know?
- 1:07:31Speaker 9: Man?
- 1:07:31Speaker 6: I hate to see this man, But Detroit Pistons fired
- 1:07:34Speaker 6: Monty Williams uh the head coach man for the Detroit Pistons.
- 1:07:37Speaker 6: That's the only winning fourteen games. He has been dismissed.
- 1:07:40Speaker 6: And it's his first year as the head coach. And
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: why is it always black coaches don't get but one year.
- 1:07:46Speaker 6: He can't build nothing but one year.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: So that's the thing that is not man, is it?
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: You want how many games?
- 1:07:52Speaker 6: Fourteen? But it's his first year, young team they could
- 1:07:55Speaker 6: build on something. Well, here's the other thing too, Tommy.
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: It's like fourteen kind of los ain't eight or some game.
- 1:08:01Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's fourteen games fourteen.
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: Real load O. I don't care.
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: Winning seasons either. I'm just saying what I'm just saying.
- 1:08:12Speaker 6: If you did this time, I made you something. Now
- 1:08:14Speaker 6: he will get his whole contract. But it's sixty five
- 1:08:16Speaker 6: million left on it now?
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: Is you really mad?
- 1:08:19Speaker 10: No?
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: Nothing, man?
- 1:08:22Speaker 6: We should see this exit from this building.
- 1:08:25Speaker 10: You know.
- 1:08:26Speaker 6: I want to thank y'all opportunity.
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: I really do.
- 1:08:28Speaker 6: As I'm packing my stuff up. Is the check gonna
- 1:08:30Speaker 6: be here every two weeks like would always come? Is
- 1:08:32Speaker 6: that what gonna do? Sixty five? B? But MANTII is
- 1:08:36Speaker 6: coach John. I hope you get a shot, some barrel.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: Hope he get a shot.
- 1:08:40Speaker 8: We're up here hoping for him after this sixty five
- 1:08:44Speaker 8: I don't give her damn.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: If he.
- 1:08:47Speaker 8: Should, he fine, he can have a house in Detroit, Chicago,
- 1:08:52Speaker 8: Los Angels, whatever he want to be. He ain't got
- 1:08:55Speaker 8: a coach no more. May the fact he needed to
- 1:08:57Speaker 8: coach the league? Did he get about the fourteen and folk?
- 1:08:59Speaker 10: Really?
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: Here we go? Man?
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Also, the draft is coming up.
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: The draft is coming up and everybody's talking about it. Yeah,
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: the NBA Draft is coming up next week, and man,
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: everybody's talking about Brownie James if he's gonna be drafted
- 1:09:14Speaker 6: by the Lakers. Now he has worked out for the
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: Phoenix Sons, and he has worked out for the Los
- 1:09:19Speaker 6: Angeles Lakers. But if you if you lebron James, you
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: want them to draft your son. Knowledge as you know,
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: because they're saying like, hey, well.
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: You know, play with his son. Hey, I think he
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: wants is anyway, Right, That's what.
- 1:09:35Speaker 6: I'm thinking toimy wherever Bronnay go, you better be killing.
- 1:09:37Speaker 6: If I'm first pick, I'm drafting Bronnie. That's what I'm doing.
- 1:09:42Speaker 6: I've drafted him, so we're gonna see what happens.
- 1:09:46Speaker 9: I think.
- 1:09:46Speaker 6: Man, it's a great opportunity.
- 1:09:47Speaker 12: Man.
- 1:09:47Speaker 6: They're saying Bronnie is a serious prospect. It's not saying like,
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: you know, well that he can really play. He's really
- 1:09:53Speaker 6: gonna play. So we're gonna have to see what happens.
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: But I would take it if I'm smart. If I'm
- 1:09:58Speaker 6: Houston Rockets, I'm talking to my team. Don't get run.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, Junior, Thank you. Coming up at
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: the top of the hour, A man got fired. He
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: wants to know if he can blame it on his wife.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: All right, this is from John on Steve Harvey FM. Guys,
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: John says, I'm a forty nine year old man and
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: I got fired last week. My wife does not know yet,
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: and I don't know how to tell her because we're
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: redoing her home office and she just got a new
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: car for Christmas. Finding a new job might be hard
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: because I used my company's credit card to pay for
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: the work being done at our house. I did it
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: to give my wife. Yeah, I did it to give
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: my wife all of the stuff she asked for in
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: her new home office. Do I tell my wife I
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: got fired because of her? Or do I act like
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: I don't know why I got fired?
- 1:10:50Speaker 10: What?
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: Yeah, we got shut this office down. In this car,
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: I'll let's have to stop.
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: I'm sure they took that when they fired him. Yeah,
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: we got to stop. He said he bought her a car, right, Yeah,
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: she got a new car for Christmas. But they're redoing
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: her home office. That's where there.
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: You didn't get to fired because of her? You got
- 1:11:10Speaker 6: fired because you read a credit card dot at home.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: It's appropriation of funds.
- 1:11:15Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why you got.
- 1:11:18Speaker 10: No. No, you.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: You got to tell your wife what's going on? What
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: you did this?
- 1:11:23Speaker 8: This it's time to come to the to the table.
- 1:11:26Speaker 8: Now you got to gone and confess on what you did.
- 1:11:28Speaker 8: It's it's a wrap all this up.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: How is he gonna tell her he got fired because
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: of her? I mean, how is that.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: Because of her? Because if you want to build your wife?
- 1:11:39Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: And what did you use the company credit card?
- 1:11:44Speaker 8: You should have went down at home depot and got
- 1:11:47Speaker 8: some supply and did this yourself.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: D I y your card on your own car?
- 1:11:53Speaker 2: Your card?
- 1:11:54Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 1:11:55Speaker 6: Yeah, you know you probably worked. Are where they were
- 1:12:00Speaker 6: they checking the receipt, They see the credit card bill?
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: Who got?
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: Who got?
- 1:12:04Speaker 6: Who got all these all this equipment? What is all
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: this stuff for? Who got a disk? Who got?
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Look? You ain't going to jail?
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: Yeah, really it is stealing. It is because they tell
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: you when they give you a corporate card, do not
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: use for per personal purchases or anything like that. So
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: you at home details what are you able to use
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: a company card for travel? Business? Travel? Expensive?
- 1:12:31Speaker 10: Tail.
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: Yeah, anything that's associated with business related things, travel, maybe
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: some supplies for the office, you know, but you have
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: to have a receipt. You have to submit that receipt
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: for everything you purchase, right you have to card. And
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: you at home depot buying some paint so you get
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: repaint office.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: Figure that out?
- 1:12:52Speaker 6: What what happened?
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: So let me ask you this. So if I take
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: a client out to Magic City, do I just need
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: to get a receipt?
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: See right there and right there, you're gonna get fired
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: just like this man I take.
- 1:13:04Speaker 8: If I take a client out for entertainment, you know,
- 1:13:07Speaker 8: because people take go out, you know, to have dinner
- 1:13:09Speaker 8: with stuff for entertainment.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: Right now, take a client out.
- 1:13:12Speaker 8: The Magic City, do I need to get the girls
- 1:13:14Speaker 8: to give us a receipt? How do we handle that party?
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: Is what I mean?
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this. Wait, wait, hold on,
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: let me ask you this. How much have you spent
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: at Magic City?
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: You're gonna spend? Cup down?
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: Down, Go ahead, go ahead. What's and what's the purpose
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: of going to specifically Magic City for a business meeting?
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: Specific what does that have to do with your job?
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: Specifically?
- 1:13:36Speaker 8: I'm taking the client there to get some appetizer, which
- 1:13:38Speaker 8: is the wings specifically, So why.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: Are you spending a thousand dollars on wings? A couple
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: of times we chimped some.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: Why do you need the detail of all that?
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Because there's a company car. That's that's the thing about
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: company cars. And when you tip, So if you buyd appetizers,
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: you look at me at air quotes, appetize with wings
- 1:14:01Speaker 1: and then it's a certain amount of money, then the
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: tip should only.
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: Be So we found appetizers and athetizers.
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: You're getting, you're fired and give me your card. Yes,
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: and I'm telling your wife he's over tipping over.
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: You don't know what Ascetizers called you that, but.
- 1:14:27Speaker 6: I've never heard of him, but sounds pretty saying.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: All the places in the world to take a client,
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: this client, what is you talking about?
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: You ain't never been a client before.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: You have no idea. Only the boss, only the boss
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: membership has a trip. Yes, all right, guys, thank you.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty minutes after we'll have more of
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
- 1:14:58Speaker 4: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: Okay, I think we'll just call this story. He's got
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: nothing on. Nick Cannon this forty eight year old guy,
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: his name is Ari Nagel in New York just welcomed
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: his one hundred and sixty fifth I said, one hundred
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: and sixty fifth child, right before Father's Day. He became
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: a sperm donor eight years ago and reportedly has provided
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: his sperm samples to one to two women weekly by
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: a non sexual procedure. According to The New York Post,
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: Nagel currently has ten other women pregnant in Zimbabwe, Long Island, Israel,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: and New York City. So that's another ten children on
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: the way, which will bring his head count to one
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: hundred and seventy five children. Nagel reported plans to retire
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: from being a sperm donor when he turns fifty. Oh
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: he's not even fifty yet.
- 1:15:50Speaker 13: Wow, Wow Wow.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: Nick Cannon heard the story and say, oh, my beer,
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: I don't right back, but you not gonna do Okay?
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: Do they pay people to be burned on them?
- 1:16:03Speaker 9: Yes?
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: How much?
- 1:16:04Speaker 13: How much?
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: How much you can pay for that? I'm I don't
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: know what if you're.
- 1:16:08Speaker 6: Gonna retire from it's got to be pretty good. When
- 1:16:11Speaker 6: he turns Yeah, he got a full one show.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: He gonna retire from it. So if this is correct.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: According to the Internet, Uh huh, donors who make regular,
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: weekly or twice weekly appointments can earn seven hundred to
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: twelve hundred a month. All right now, I'm thinking about
- 1:16:31Speaker 1: quitting and in addition to your job though you might
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: be hi.
- 1:16:36Speaker 2: But that little room he going in, that little room
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: is tired of him. Be quiet.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: We'll have more on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around them.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this? You're listening Hardy Morning Show,
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: It's time now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Would you rather grill on the fourth of July naked
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: with guests? Or would you rather grill in a snow suit?
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: I already talked about how hot it is? Yeah, people.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: Not to burn up right by that pit?
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: No hot and hot hot.
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: Jr.
- 1:17:20Speaker 6: I'm talking gonna be out here, neck.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Y'all want some links?
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: Yeah, right now? This is nasty. Would you rather saliva
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: in the corners of your mouth?
- 1:17:37Speaker 10: You?
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Or would you rather your eyes don't blink?
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: What do you think, Charley?
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: My eyes went back on. I can't.
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: I can't have that stuff in the corner of my mouth, though,
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: just behind.
- 1:17:54Speaker 6: Just ain't gonna blink.
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: It look crazy.
- 1:17:57Speaker 8: Why wouldn't we see people with that in the corner
- 1:17:59Speaker 8: of their mouth while we don't say nothing to them.
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: Why they're going through.
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: When they start talking doing this?
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: Yeah, trying.
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: Try to clean it out Monica side the side, Yeah, well.
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: You need to get that.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: Would you rather eat cheese or gravy on everything? Or
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: would you rather just eat unseasoned food? Just plain food?
- 1:18:28Speaker 8: I gotta go on season I'm not finna be packed
- 1:18:31Speaker 8: up with that, that gravy and that cheese.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: Gravy, grief and grief, dairy and grief.
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 1:18:37Speaker 6: Well, I just yeah, I'll go with un seasoned food myself,
- 1:18:42Speaker 6: because cheese and gravy. That's all right.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: All I know is you locked up? That's all I know.
- 1:18:52Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:18:52Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Would you rather be five four with a sexy deep
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: voice or would you rather be six three with a
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: squeaky voice?
- 1:19:03Speaker 6: Oh well, I'm beating. I'm going with be I'm already
- 1:19:06Speaker 6: I already got the boys.
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: I'm used to it.
- 1:19:07Speaker 6: I'm just gonna be tall.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: With that's it. Five for whatever is sexy. I'm going
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: with whatever.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: You were tall Jr.
- 1:19:21Speaker 8: I take five four and sexy. I ain't gonna be
- 1:19:23Speaker 8: at that high end. Boy said six something that way?
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: How would you? How would you? How would you sound
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: if you were six three?
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: Junior?
- 1:19:29Speaker 6: Oh about six three? Yeah? Hey? What's having?
- 1:19:32Speaker 10: Shirt?
- 1:19:33Speaker 6: Lf cos going? I say, then, all right, now I'm
- 1:19:38Speaker 6: looking down on you. I see you by now, I
- 1:19:40Speaker 6: see you right.
- 1:19:41Speaker 13: On down now with this pitch boys, that doesn't go together, Junior, Sorry,
- 1:19:46Speaker 13: I love you, but all right, coming up next to
- 1:19:49Speaker 13: our last break of the day, and we'll close out
- 1:19:51Speaker 13: the show right after this.
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 1:19:55Speaker 4: Morning show, all.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: Right, guys, our last break of the day, last break
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: of the week on the Friday. It's been a great day,
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: We've had fun.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: What today I am?
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: Yes, all right, So it's trying to show it's.
- 1:20:09Speaker 8: Trying to close out. So I got some beauty tips
- 1:20:12Speaker 8: I want. But this is beauty tips that that guys
- 1:20:16Speaker 8: all right say, let's say me and Jr. Alright, asking
- 1:20:18Speaker 8: beauty tips of you guys of the ladies, all right,
- 1:20:21Speaker 8: that y'all can help us on. How about that? Oh okay,
- 1:20:24Speaker 8: that y'all can help us on. All right, listen, just listen,
- 1:20:27Speaker 8: hear me out, all right. A woman's finger nails, Yeah,
- 1:20:31Speaker 8: when they how far off of husky? And is it
- 1:20:35Speaker 8: time for her to get her damn nails done? These
- 1:20:37Speaker 8: are things that we need to see in a woman.
- 1:20:40Speaker 8: These is beauty tips when when we see that space
- 1:20:43Speaker 8: in between, how much space is it yet new growth?
- 1:20:46Speaker 8: How much space is it before you are you're supposed
- 1:20:49Speaker 8: to be looking at them a little crazy? I'm just
- 1:20:50Speaker 8: asking you know, we just want to This is these
- 1:20:52Speaker 8: beauty tips. These are things we want to know about
- 1:20:54Speaker 8: women that we don't know.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: Not a lot, first of all, Okay, not a lot.
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: Not a lot?
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I wait, yeah, it takes about two
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: weeks for them to grow where you need to get
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: them done, maybe three at the most, so maybe a
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: half an inch half an in a lot, about an
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: eighth of.
- 1:21:13Speaker 8: I'm just trying to try. I'm just trying to figure
- 1:21:15Speaker 8: out what's what's a kept and unkept? Look, That's what
- 1:21:18Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure out.
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: That's okay, you ready for my answer? Go ahead, So
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: when you're looking at my nails like you like I'm crazy,
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: Like you're crazy, you can give me the money to
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: go get the refilled and get my nails. Until then,
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: be quiet.
- 1:21:33Speaker 8: You have no say no, when we see it, when
- 1:21:36Speaker 8: we see press on toe nails, what what's really going
- 1:21:39Speaker 8: on underneath that?
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: When because that's not.
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: You have the money, your answer you giving the money
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: the hands is still the same for me.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: Go ahead, I that's one time.
- 1:21:52Speaker 6: I just want to know this too, Like you know,
- 1:21:54Speaker 6: like when you have braids and you know you see
- 1:21:57Speaker 6: the braid where it's tied on the scalp, about how
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: far off the of the scalp? When I see that
- 1:22:02Speaker 6: braid before we have to get these done again? Like
- 1:22:04Speaker 6: how far up? And it's like, you know it's not
- 1:22:07Speaker 6: on the scalp? No more? What's in the back?
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: Now?
- 1:22:09Speaker 8: Are you talking?
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: Are you talking talking about? Are you talking?
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: Were asked beauty questions? Snap back? I can't.
- 1:22:21Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm asking. I mean, you know, I may I
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: have a lot of hair, but I go get it
- 1:22:26Speaker 6: done weekly.
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: But happening and then I don't know how many?
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: How many pats to the head do we know? It's tank?
- 1:22:37Speaker 6: Okay, Carlo?
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: What is this going on.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: When you're giving up the money to get the hair
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: rebraided and getting the hair done and then you can
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: talk until then, don't ask no question.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: We're just trying to get you the time. We're just
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: trying to get beauty.
- 1:22:54Speaker 8: Okay, now you don't want me talking about this, but
- 1:22:57Speaker 8: I'm hair. You know, it's not it's of hair. It's
- 1:23:00Speaker 8: kind of hair. But not so Junior has been Junior's
- 1:23:03Speaker 8: been wanting to get a bikini wax. What are the probs?
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: What are the pros?
- 1:23:09Speaker 8: Ands to I mean Junior, I mean we family. We
- 1:23:14Speaker 8: should be able talk about.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: These things that.
- 1:23:17Speaker 9: You like that.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: What are the pros and cons?
- 1:23:21Speaker 8: And how often should you be getting a bikini wax?
- 1:23:24Speaker 8: If you're gonna get a bikini I'm just asking that's.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Just depends on the look you one, yeah, five six
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: weeks or yeah, okay, give or take.
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: Or And Junior also wants to know is it is
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: it painful? Is it a lot of pain?
- 1:23:39Speaker 10: Is it?
- 1:23:40Speaker 11: Yes?
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: Yes, it's painful.
- 1:23:42Speaker 2: Okay, I thought that's not It's not me all that.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: So now you don't want the bikini wax? I thought
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: you wanted it. You said something about the sugar wax
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: or something.
- 1:23:52Speaker 9: You say something.
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: We know Junior has not asked you that, but let
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: me just.
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: Okay, so, so like how much how much makeup? Is
- 1:24:07Speaker 6: too much? Makeup? When it looked like you already in
- 1:24:09Speaker 6: the cassie, but you're talking to me.
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: How much good question?
- 1:24:12Speaker 6: How much foundation? Won't say something that's we need to
- 1:24:16Speaker 6: know this, that's a question. Don't act like y'all ain't
- 1:24:21Speaker 6: seen this.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: Come on, come on, y'all gotta give with these beauty tips.
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: This is what men want to know right here.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Come on now about make up? How much make up
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: a man?
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: That's a question?
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: No, you go ahead, Carl, go ahead, because I'm trying
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: to even figure out the question. Yeah, until you contribute
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: to my glam squad, no answer, no questions, you know? Okay, Okay,
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: Tommy is.
- 1:24:52Speaker 8: On a first date, on a first date, give me
- 1:24:55Speaker 8: in a sign? What can we look for to show
- 1:24:59Speaker 8: us the this is a weave or a lace front?
- 1:25:02Speaker 8: What give us a sign that that's not her real hair?
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: Come on?
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: That just okay? Okay? First of all, what difference does
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: it make? We want to know or not? What difference
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: does it?
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: We like to know who we meet and we meet
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: we meet in the representative, but we want to know.
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: My question is what difference does it make though if
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: it's her real hair or not. I'm just curious, certainly,
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: as long as it looks good. As long as it
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: looks good, what difference does it make?
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: Oh man, you're not gonna help, y'all, not gonna give us.
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: Question.
- 1:25:36Speaker 6: But if you take the lace front off and did
- 1:25:38Speaker 6: off so under that lace front your hair was twisted
- 1:25:40Speaker 6: like Celi in the color purple.
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: This is the problem.
- 1:25:43Speaker 6: See, we don't We don't want to see that.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: No, is that a problem?
- 1:25:46Speaker 9: Though?
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: I don't get this question because that's not your real hair.
- 1:25:50Speaker 6: We didn't know what this does it make?
- 1:25:54Speaker 12: What's mean?
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: It's my hair?
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: One more question to y'all, how do you know? How
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: do we know you've been light post sucked?
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: Never probably will never know that.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: But where's where? Do way can we look to see
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: if it happened?
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: We probably will never know that.
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: You know where to look? You can tell us that,
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: tell us where it's at.
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, all right, does it?
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: For today? In the words of my uncle, talk to God.
- 1:26:23Speaker 8: He would love to hear from you until then until
- 1:26:26Speaker 8: we say you again, which would be monday.
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: Y'all be in peace for all.
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