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Jon Ossoff Interview, JAB BEM, Carol For A Cause and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in it to be true. Good Steve
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  Speaker 1: listening to other plea, I don't join jo. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn them out to turn turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your thing, h
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  Speaker 1: I shall well, good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand that I'm telling you God been big in
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  Speaker 1: my life. I'm not gonna kid you. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: in here to do the same thing for you. God.
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  Speaker 1: God is a gentleman, you know. I want to I
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  Speaker 1: want to point that out to you. God is an
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  Speaker 1: absolute gentleman. He will not come in unless he's invited.
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  Speaker 1: He don't just barge into your life. He gives us
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  Speaker 1: the power of choice. You know, if you say you
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  Speaker 1: got it, I don't need you. He let you have it.
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  Speaker 1: If you say I need you, come see about me.
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  Speaker 1: He right there. It's just a real simple thing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: So always say to people this. If you've gotten yourself
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  Speaker 1: into something. Please know I have. I was stuck. I
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  Speaker 1: thought a couple of times, well might not make it
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  Speaker 1: past this one. But then if I don't make it
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  Speaker 1: past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held on
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  Speaker 1: to this little thing that my mother kept talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about. She said, sometimes, so when you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing else in you, just hope, she said, just hope
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  Speaker 1: it'll be all right, you know. And what I've learned
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  Speaker 1: in my life is that hope is the beginning of faith. Hope.
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  Speaker 1: It's just is there a possibility out there for me?
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  Speaker 1: I sure hope something happened. See hope, hope it's okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: Because like I say, for me, the way I've lived
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  Speaker 1: my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was
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  Speaker 1: just the idea. It's just the thought that something could
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  Speaker 1: change from me, that something could be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: different from me, that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I could be saved, I could be rescued, Things could
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  Speaker 1: turn around, it could head any other direction. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: could quit messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me, maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody will just say all right. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't count the times I've been in that position.
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  Speaker 1: But then once I hope a little bit, and then
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  Speaker 1: I remember also my mother, because she was a Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher. She taught me the most valuable lesson I've
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  Speaker 1: ever learned in my life. Nothing has been greater in
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  Speaker 1: my life than my faith. She taught me to pray.
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  Speaker 1: Mamma used to say, when it get real, dog for
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  Speaker 1: your son, prad changes things. She said, When you seem
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  Speaker 1: like you lost and you can't finding your way, stop
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  Speaker 1: and pray, she said, because prad changes things. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you get a point in your life when you've
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  Speaker 1: done all you can do and you can't do no more,
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  Speaker 1: and you just I don't know what to do next,
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  Speaker 1: she says, stop, suh. Pray and combine that prayer with
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  Speaker 1: that hope that you got, she said, because that hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith. She said. If you pray
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  Speaker 1: just hoping, she's saying that God come through for you.
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  Speaker 1: That will give you confidence that he can do it again.
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  Speaker 1: And then after a while you quit hoping, she's saying,
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  Speaker 1: you start believing. She saying, that's when you're on to something.
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  Speaker 1: If you can turn that hope into belief, that hope
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  Speaker 1: into faith, the ability to believe in something that you
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  Speaker 1: can't see. But the key though the faith is you're
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  Speaker 1: believing in something that you can't see. See hoping a
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  Speaker 1: little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure, Like
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  Speaker 1: I say oftentimes to tell a lot of people who
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  Speaker 1: can explain this thing a lot better than I can
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  Speaker 1: to you, but just from my side of it, being
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  Speaker 1: as real as I can be rich. See, hope helps. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope,
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  Speaker 1: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 1: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
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  Speaker 1: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Not ain't
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  Speaker 1: just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something that
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  Speaker 1: I cannot see. Faith has been the key to my
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  Speaker 1: entire existence, even when I didn't have any It was faith,
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  Speaker 1: as I look back on it, that has gotten me here,
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  Speaker 1: and not just faith, but my faith. See, you will
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  Speaker 1: only get to where you're going in your life based
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  Speaker 1: on your faith. See A lot of people get the
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  Speaker 1: word faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they
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  Speaker 1: started going down this whole list of all these different
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  Speaker 1: religions out here. But really an essence man, when I
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  Speaker 1: talk to people about faith, I'm talking to you about
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  Speaker 1: your your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
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  Speaker 1: all that is happening to me today. It is the
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  Speaker 1: faith that I have in my relationship with God that
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  Speaker 1: enables me to just oftentimes, if I stay on the
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  Speaker 1: right course and believe a certain way and act a
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  Speaker 1: certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come. And
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  Speaker 1: it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've
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  Speaker 1: started to notice, see, it ain't just a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think blessings is money now, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: It's coverage. It's every time my plane land safe. It's
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  Speaker 1: every time they predict bad weather and I get up
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  Speaker 1: in the sky and it don't be no bad weather.
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  Speaker 1: You know this, This is favor. These are blessings that
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  Speaker 1: get poured out to me. Somebody call me and offer
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  Speaker 1: me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know. Somebody say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I sent this to you. I
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  Speaker 1: thought you might be interested in it. Somebody has sent
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  Speaker 1: me a scripture, or somebody will send me something that's favor,
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  Speaker 1: and it always comes at a time when I need
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  Speaker 1: it the most. That's favor, that's pouring out blessings. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 1: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See,
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  Speaker 1: blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 1: into God, Once you tie in and you start doing
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  Speaker 1: the best you can do, and you start asking for
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  Speaker 1: him to make you a better person, to help shape
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  Speaker 1: and mold you into the kind of man or person
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  Speaker 1: that he wants you to be. You be amazed what
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  Speaker 1: God can do with you. Man, if you just invite
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  Speaker 1: me in and allow him to be a part of
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  Speaker 1: your life. I mean, what you got to lose out there?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning,
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  Speaker 1: why why would you not change? You have a chance
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  Speaker 1: to turn your life around with a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: What you're waiting on. Are you gonna just keep doing
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  Speaker 1: it like that? Huh? Really? Come on, man, why would
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  Speaker 1: you do that to yourself? Why would you not allow
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  Speaker 1: God to be a part of your life so you
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  Speaker 1: can get the way He want you to be. God
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  Speaker 1: got some big plans for you. If he didn't, you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't keep waking up. You're listening. What if everybody the
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  Speaker 1: holidays are rolling around is getting closer and closer and
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  Speaker 1: closer and closer. Listen, if you got old people in
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  Speaker 1: your life and most of us, do do not fall?
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  Speaker 1: Do not fall for this. You ain't got to get
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  Speaker 1: me nothing. I'm okay. Just spend your money on your
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  Speaker 1: kids and I'll be Don't fall for that, don't don't
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  Speaker 1: don't get something. I'm all right. You've done enough through
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  Speaker 1: the year, so don't wear about. I'm gonna be all right.
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  Speaker 1: Just get some Do not fall for that. Ain't that
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  Speaker 1: Ratieli Strawberry? That is that road? True? Shay, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it and see what happens. Don't get them
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  Speaker 1: anything and see good morning, good morning. What about you
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  Speaker 1: calall up around my line? Am I telling the truth? You? Facts?
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  Speaker 1: All facts? Don't fall for the oky dogs around? Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everyone, Good morning, Good morning junior junior. Am I
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  Speaker 1: line or am I telling the truth? But talk to
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  Speaker 1: the truth. Jack, You're telling the truth, but I fall
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  Speaker 1: You said, Hey, what you mean? Mean what you're saying?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what about you in my line? Or? Am
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  Speaker 1: I telling the truth? Man? You're telling the truth. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna still get a gift card just to be
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  Speaker 1: saying just a little something something. I'm just I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put something on it. All right. That's another good question.
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  Speaker 1: What's an impressive amount of money to put in a
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  Speaker 1: card for older person, for an older person, for an
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  Speaker 1: older person, not a child? You know? Yeah, hundred dollar bill?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, from fifty on up, I would say, But
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  Speaker 1: that same older person will turn around and give you
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  Speaker 1: five or ten dollars. Yea your podcast. Don't tell nobody right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and gets you a case of them. That's right, I
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  Speaker 1: got out of there. Why do you have else? Write
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  Speaker 1: a case in it? Right? Not? Don't mess with the great?
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  Speaker 1: the day, phantom great? Oh my god? What all right? Well? Listen,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next hour Georgia Democratic Senator the World Senate
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  Speaker 1: bitter man. We go ahead. Can we do the disclaimer? Ohay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna walk away with any enlightenment none at all. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna walk away. M God, I never thought
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  Speaker 1: of that. Okay, different, All right, here we go. This
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  Speaker 1: one's from Nick in Maryland. Uh. Nick is a thirty
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  Speaker 1: three year old single man. He says his mother is
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  Speaker 1: living with him. She's in town visiting my brother and
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  Speaker 1: I when the pandemic hit and she decided it would
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  Speaker 1: be better to stay in town at my house. My
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  Speaker 1: brother is married and lived three miles away, but she
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  Speaker 1: won't stay with him because she doesn't like his wife.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have company or do anything I want to
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  Speaker 1: do in my home because she is there. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for her to go, but she won't fly. It's a
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  Speaker 1: It's an eleven hour drive to her house, So how
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  Speaker 1: can I get her out of my house? Should I drive?
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  Speaker 1: Should I drive? Wow? Let me just say this. Let
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  Speaker 1: me be bold with you, Nick, Please let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something, man. Let me I knew it because I
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  Speaker 1: thought she said that your house. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: bang in your house, you need to bang in your house.
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  Speaker 1: A good way to get rid of your mama and
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  Speaker 1: let her see how nasty you are. And if you're
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  Speaker 1: nasty at at a certain level, stip it up. Stip
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  Speaker 1: your wherever you are nasty right now, you need to
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  Speaker 1: stip that up. He had to be the ashing lead. Leave.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about lotions oils. Got my toys all over
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  Speaker 1: the house, in the in the refrigerator. You want them
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  Speaker 1: all over the house? Go ahead, time you got something,
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  Speaker 1: you got a little bit of No God, I think
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  Speaker 1: we should just let his brother drive her home since
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  Speaker 1: he's you know, since she stayed at his house all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, yeah, here, y'all go there, y'all go there,
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  Speaker 1: y'all go with that logic. This this is from Charm.
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  Speaker 1: I love that Charm. Charm in Pittsburgh. Charm says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: twenty six years old and I've never had a man
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  Speaker 1: to stick around for more than five or six months
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  Speaker 1: because I've insects in my apartment. I'm very neat and clean,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't even believe you heard me. You heard me?
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  Speaker 1: She says she has insects. She says, Um, she doesn't
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  Speaker 1: clean her cook. Um. I mean she does clean, and
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  Speaker 1: she's very neat. She doesn't cook, so she blames her
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  Speaker 1: neighbors for the roaches. I am ashamed to bring company
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  Speaker 1: home because I never know if one will come out
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  Speaker 1: and run across the floor. I can't afford to move,
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  Speaker 1: so my landlord has had the exterminator come out many times,
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  Speaker 1: but it doesn't help. I know I'm not the only
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  Speaker 1: person with bugs, So why are the men tripping? Come on, better, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hear. A lot of people don't notice, but
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  Speaker 1: if you talk to your roaches in the house, they
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  Speaker 1: will comply. Like to hire, I'm about to have some
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  Speaker 1: company over here. I don't need y'all creeping out all
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  Speaker 1: on the walls and all on the refrigerator and all
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  Speaker 1: on the TV. He gonna be here by two hours.
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  Speaker 1: Hold your post afterwards, and then you can roam around
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  Speaker 1: the house free. Okay, she and one of ye I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna smash y ass. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm
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  Speaker 1: smash ass. Okay, So he's gonna come in here two hours.
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  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying my company, and then y'all gonna come out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh we cliff Cliff in front of comedy because they
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  Speaker 1: can happen to night. I like it. Actually, yeah, actually
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  Speaker 1: that was pretty cool, all right, junior? Right, they ain't insects.
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  Speaker 1: Insects a sugar ants. Yeah, yeah, you got roaches. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got but but it's not her fault. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have insect You got roaches, or you have
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  Speaker 1: to get a slipper and be good at killing the
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  Speaker 1: roach and just dusted off and keep talking. At the
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  Speaker 1: same time, we're moving on. Maria and Baton Rouge says, uh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a newlywed woman and I was riding with my
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  Speaker 1: husband last Friday evening and he came to a quick
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  Speaker 1: stop at a light and a tube of lip cloths
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  Speaker 1: rolled from under my seat. He asked him, yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: asked him if he had another woman in his car,
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  Speaker 1: and he said it's probably been on the car for years.
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  Speaker 1: I must admit I acted a fool about the lip loss,
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  Speaker 1: but he said my behavior is making him rethink marriage.
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  Speaker 1: So am I supposed to overlook things like this to
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  Speaker 1: keep that happy home? Come on, bitter man, when stuff
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  Speaker 1: rolls up from under the car seat, Oh lord, we
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  Speaker 1: all been there more, we all been there the first.
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  Speaker 1: Come on first. First of all, whenever you find something
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  Speaker 1: in your car, and if you're a true player, don't
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  Speaker 1: try to return it to who you think is the
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  Speaker 1: rightful owner. Okay, do not. If you find something you
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  Speaker 1: don't know who it belonged to, your duty is to
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  Speaker 1: throw it. Oh wait, no, throw it, throw it away,
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  Speaker 1: throw it out the window, burn it. Don't try to
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  Speaker 1: return who you think it belongs to. Now, rolling under
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  Speaker 1: the seat, I like that could have been there for years.
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  Speaker 1: That's a possibility that it's a possibility that you can't find.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's Yeah. Sometimes you got to
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  Speaker 1: flip the script, Jake. Sometimes if that that is something
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  Speaker 1: like that, role like that, grab that thing, that lip
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  Speaker 1: blouse and just put it on and smack your lips.
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  Speaker 1: Oh by caller right here, Yeah, alright, alright, alright, good
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  Speaker 1: color like that. That's some good live cloths. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good some good lip gloss. All right, Coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here to run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. Coming up in
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. In Georgia, Democratic candidate John
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  Speaker 1: assof will be our very special guest. Also, mister Anna
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  Speaker 1: standing by with today's national news. The Electoral College confirms
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  Speaker 1: Joe Biden won already knew it anyway. I already knew
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  Speaker 1: it anyway. Attorney General Will You and Bar resigned last night,
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  Speaker 1: and a nursing queens received the first COVID vaccine. Plus
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  Speaker 1: film called Soul. It starts Jamie Fox. But right now
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  Speaker 1: the nephew is here to run that prank back what
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  Speaker 1: you got for his neff? Well, you know what happens
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  Speaker 1: from time to time. You know, these kids can be
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  Speaker 1: something else, but you know, things happen sometimes in people.
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  Speaker 1: Badist things happened. The titled is one of the twins
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  Speaker 1: is mine one. It's a possibility. It is you. Just
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  Speaker 1: one of them is mine? Okay, you ain't gotta sell me,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stuff them. Let's go cat Dog, one of
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  Speaker 1: those twins of mine. Hello, I'm trying to reach Tony. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Tony, Tony. What's going on? Many brother? My
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  Speaker 1: name is I'm trying to reach out to you. You
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  Speaker 1: are you? Are you the Tony that used to us
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  Speaker 1: to man, ye know what about it? Man, I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach out to you. Um who you say?
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  Speaker 1: This is again? My name Kendrick, Kendrick. I I got
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  Speaker 1: got I got a little problem, bro. Hopefully we can
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  Speaker 1: work this out. Man. Man, I ain't got nothing to
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: do with no damn no mote. Man, If that's the path,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: so don't even call me about her. Man, that's just
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to hear do you and
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: do you? Um? You do y'all have kids together? What
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: do you all have? Do you all? Do you all
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: have children together? Yeah? I got kids from Keira? Man.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: How you get my number? Man? Say yeah? Have you
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: give my number? Hey, Bro, I ain't trying to have
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: no beef with you, man, it ain't anything like that.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just y'all do y'all Do you have a set
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: of twins? Yeah? Man, we got a set of twins? Man.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: But waving hold on, now, why are you calling me? Man?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Whatever you and did? Man, that's you know, but what
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: you're asking me about my my kids? Fun? Man? Okay, Bro,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it's I mean, I don't even know how to breakers
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: on you, but I'm just gonna just put it out there. Okay,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Just and just hit me out, man, just hit me out.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: M It's been brought to my attention that there is
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: a strong possibility that one of the twins is mine.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Oh are you crazy them? Man? For you say you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: is again? Man? Just kenrick Man? Man, look man, don't
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: call my house with this. Man, Hi, twin gonna be yours? Man?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Ain't my twins? Man? Hey man, I found out and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I thought I thought the same thing you thought, Tony.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, man, that doesn't even biologically possible,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought. But I found out that two
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: seeds could actually join together create twins, and each one
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: of them could have a different daddy. I'm finding this
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: out for the first for firsthand myself. Oh man, you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: ain't fund man. Look man, whatever, man, I'm telling you,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: dog man, the kids is mine man, And you ain't
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with this. Dog. You ain't got
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with this man. Hey, listen, man, I'm
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: trying to do is get to the bottom of something.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me, let me tell me
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: out and listen to me. Let me ask you to
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: your set of twins. Are they are they? I mean,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: are they the same shade of color? Are they different shades.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just asking. I'm never saying. Look, dogs,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, man. I want you to
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: get this through your head right now, man, whenever you
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: got that's on y'all. Man, this ain't got nothing to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: do with my twins. Man, ain't got nothing to do
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: with my twins. Man, one of them dog skin? What
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I'm light skinned? Right down right there? Man? What right there? What? Okay? Turning?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: All right? Let me ask you what what shade of
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: color are you? Are you dark king? A light skinned man?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm dark skinned. Man, I'm light skinned. Man. Ye know
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: the light skin twin must be mine? You know what, Man,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not even continue this conversation, no moth I'm gonna
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: just tell you something. Dog. You don't know where you whipped,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: because I will you up. You understand that, dog, Man, listen,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I just find out that this this is a fluke.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Accept that that is possible to happen. You understand that
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you talking about my kids? Man, Man, I understand the
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: passion that you have for your children. Man, I don't
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: know one of the kids call what Don't Eat house
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: talking about my kids and show us man one of
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the twins is mine? Man, they ain't no man. Look man,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: look dog, I'll tell you what. Man. I'm gonna let
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you make it. Dog. You know what, because don't call
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: here or no more man. Whatever you in for doing,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that's what you in. That crazy it's doing. So she
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: with you, old crazy stupid. You're stupid enough to call
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: here talking about one of the kids. Here. I guess
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: she told you that, stupid. Now, dog, don't call me
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: no more. Man, don't canton and listen when you when
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you consider, I mean, I got us an appointment tomorrow
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: the doctor. Would you consider bringing the kids if we
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: can see which one of yours and which one you are? Man,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: that's what's up with you, doctor. Man, I ain't meet
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: your neck. Well, dogs, that's what I'm talking about. Man.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, dog, I'll meet you man to man. Man,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Man the man, me and you dog Man the man.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your when you got to fight, Tony.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I just want you to give me my child. Man,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you up. I got me a little
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: bell a slugger to stupid. That's what you is. Man.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: You're an ignorant man calling me Sunday morning talking about
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: my kids is you're kids that can't be happening. Man.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I understand that, man, but it's a fluke accident. And
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: now you're trying to deprive me or man, I'm having
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a relationship with my child. Man, I've been raising these
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: kids for five years, by my damn self. Man, I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: get him up, I take him to ballet, man, I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: take him to literally you understand me, man, No, my man, Tony,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I understand it. Dog. It was heartbreaking the meat too, Tony.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Tell you what, man, I'm gonna get up phone and
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: uh I want you man, I want you to never
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: ever call me. I'm gonna call me with new ignorant
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: like this. What you say your name is? What? What? What?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: What's your name again? Doc? My name? My name Kendrick. Man. Listen, listen, Tony.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find your dog. You understand that. Dog. We're
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: gonna suddle it with you. You understand you with dog. Okay, Tony,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you. Okay,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and you ain't got to say to me many. Let
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: me say one more thing to you, man, man, Okay, Man,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: hold on now now baby dead all right, Yeah, y'all
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: gonna play. I'll be out there in a minute. Man,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: see dog oh man, you didn't gotta eat everybody around here,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: all man, curse like it's around my kids. Man, Okay,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: can I say one more thing to your man? All right? Man,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: stay with them you want to see and don't call
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: her no more. Man, Tony, this is nephew Tommy from
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey More on the show. You just got
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: pranked by your homeboyd oh Man. You know what Tommy? Man, Man,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: that's a man. You know what dog man, you was
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: really about to get your man? Man, you can't be
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: put anybody about their kids. How they no man? Oh man, Okay, okay,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: you man, that all right? All right, see you up. Man.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Don't don't don't you can tell you did it? Man,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I say we're meeting. We're meeting later tonight. I got
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: some poison. Many. Hey, nephew Tommy doing one favor? Man,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: what was that? Watch the tien o'clock news tonight. Man,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna mucky so now, man, watch the dog I
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: can't believe it. Man, oh man, all right, Hey man,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Oh man,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show. Man. I listened every morning. Man.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe y'all got me man. Coming up
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, entertainment and national news
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes, Georgia Democratic Senate Canada John
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Also will be our very special guest. You don't want
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to miss that. But right now it is time for
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: today's entertainment news. You know we can't wait. I cannot
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: wait for this movie. I've been seeing the trailers of
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Disney's Pixar. It's an all new feature film. It's called Soul,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: and it stars Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox stars as Joe Gardner,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: a middle school band teacher whose true passion is playing jazz.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: We all have personalities. The film Soul asks the question
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: what makes what makes you you? Okay? That is the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: questioned with it. They did Carla Girl, they did uh So,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Jamie Fox, Tina Faith, Felicia Rashad Quest Love, Angela Bassett,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: David Diggs. Uh Disney Pixar's Soul is going to be
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: available on Christmas Day. I Love that exclusively on Disney Plus,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: where Disney is available, and I can't wait this movie. Ye, yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: it really really does. Anyway, when they have a cartoon
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and it's the voice of the person you yes, but
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the cartoon don't look nothing like Jamie that Jamie's head shake. K. Yeah,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: but it looks good. Yeah. What are you gonna say, Carla? Oh,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I can really relate to this movie.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: My daughter and I we can't wait to see Soul
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: because Tasha, she's in junior high and she's in the
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: honors band, plays the band that's better than Yeah, that's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: smarter than the other band. Yeah, and you know when
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you Tommy, she had to audition and because of COVID,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: she had to send in a video audition to be
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: picked for this band at school. Then she was and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: in a basic band. Any other reason why I'm gonna
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: like this movie coming to somebody who's directed a band,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: you know, Oh right? I think it looks like it's
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: gonna be a real good movie. Yeah, this looks good
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: and it's one for the whole family. I like those
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: kinds and we all like jazz. I mean, who don't
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: like jazz? So so again, Disney's Pixar Soul will be
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: available on Christmas Day exclusively on Disney Plus where Disney
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: is available. Check it out. All right, I know it's
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be good. Yeah, she's funny, right, I mean yeah,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Angela Bassett, Felicia was shot. I mean that's just nicknames.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: What about you? Time to do a voiceover? Have you
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: done one for a movie. I haven't done a voice over.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I have not for a movie. Yeah, no, that would
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: be plenty of commercials now, ye fun Let's just write
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: one ja. Yeah, you guys could do that. Consider it again.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: How about The Chapman's The Movie, y'all? Game? Y'all we
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: elevated bad acting to Academy Over status, Academy Awards status.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I would say, yeah we did. If we say that's why,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: would be good. The Chapman's the Movie. Yeah, I think
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Jamie Fox should play you. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably good.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: They can't play itself again. Check out so available Christmas
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Day exclusively on Disney Plus where Disney is available. I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: can't wait. All right, all right, here we go, um time. Now,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: A lot of stuff going on in the news. The
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: COVID vaccine is here, a lot of Yeah, the vaccine
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: is here. Yeah, uh so, Jay time now for today's headlines.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: What you got? All right, everybody, It's time for the
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: news with Missus and Trip. Oh, thanks guys, and it
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: is an and trip of the news. And yes, people
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: have begun getting vaccinated against the coronavirus in both the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: US and Canada. And tomorrow the FDA is going to
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: consider another vaccine, this one made by Maderna, so we
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: would have you know if it's approved. Maderna and Fiser
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: vaccines out there, so a lot of folks will be
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: able to get vaccines rather quickly. Members of the electoral
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: college in all fifty states in the District of Columbia
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: wrapped it up and made it official yesterday. No zero.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: I have nine votes cast for Donald J. Trump. The
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: electors have concluded their business. Please hold up only your ballots.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I am pleased to announce that Joseph R. Biden has
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: received sixteen votes for President of the United States. So
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: JEFUS Biden will be inaugurated next month as the nation's
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: forty six president, with Senator Kamala Harris as vice president.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: The President elect addressed the national electoral vote tally once
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: it was official. He talked about the unprecedented legal maneuvers
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: about eighty of them that Donald Trump and his supporters
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: have been employing. Twenty six Republican members of the Congress.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: They actually signed on to a lawsuit asked the United
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: States Supreme Court to reject the certified vote counts in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania,
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  Speaker 1: and Wisconsin. An effort by elected officials to try to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: get the Supreme Court and to hand the presidency to
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  Speaker 1: a candidate and lost the Electoral College, lost the popular vote,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and lost each and every one of the states whose
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: votes they were trying to reverse. It's a position so
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: extreme we've never seen it before. But Biden says that
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: all of Trump's legal motions have actually demonstrated the strength
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and resiliency of the nation's democracy, and that he needs
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: that we need to come together and just kind of
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: turn the page on this whole type of thing. Later today, though,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: mister Biden traveled to Georgia to urge Democrats to come
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: out for two critical special elections, elections that could wrest
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: control of the US Senate away from Mitch McConnell and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the Republican Party. Early voting started there yesterday. It runs
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: through December thirty. First in some counties and the actual
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: election date is January fifth. The Federal Trade Commission ordering Facebook, Amazon, Twitter,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and six other text firms to reveal what kind of
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: data they've been collecting on Americans. The FTEC demanding a
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: tech company's show exactly how that information is being used,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: how it chase of people see on social media every day.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: And the order also includes TikTok, Snapchat, What's Act, Reddit,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and even Google because they say that the selected monopoly
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: and they're really sledding things for the American people. Finally,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: today is Cute Kitty Day. Oh that wasn't too cute. Well,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: help back to the Steve Harvey Barning Showman. You're listening
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Our special guest is
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a Georgia native, investigative journalist and a small business owner.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: He is running for the US Senate to fight for health, jobs,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and justice for the people. Once he elected, he plans
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to pass a new voting Rights and Civil Rights Act
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: for equal justice under the law. This is a very
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: important electing that's taken place in the state of Georgia
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: and early voting is underway right now. Let's meet our candidate,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the one and only put your hands together, please welcome
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: mister John as Oft. Good morning. How are y'all doing good?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: How are you? We're good? How are you? Yeah, I'm
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: feeling great. I'm feeling great. It's the first week of
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: early vote in Georgia. So a lot of energy here,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: feeling really good and just honored to be here. Thank
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you for having me. Well, we're so honored to have
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: you too. And this is a very, very, very I
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: can't say that enough important election, mister ASoP. And with
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: that said, what is at stake in the January fifth
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Senate runoff? Well, the first thing people need to understand
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: is that these two United States Senate runoffs will determine
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: control of the United States Senate. And if folks think
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: back to what the Republican Party did when they controlled
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the Senate and Barack Obama was in the White House,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: that obstruction, that gridlock just for the sake of raw
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: political power, that is exactly what they will try to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: do to Joe and Kamala. And I think it says
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a lot about where Georgia is and where the South
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: is today that, first of all, Georgia is the most
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: competitive battleground state in the country. To begin with, that
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: says a lot about the extraordinary work that's been done
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: over the last ten years to register voters and organized communities,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: and the incredible turnout of voters in Georgia. And then
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: the fact that you've got myself, a young Jewish son
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: of an immigrant who was mentored by Congressman John Lewis
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: running alongside a black preacher, Reverend Raphael Warnock, who holds
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Doctor King's pulpit at Ebenezer Church. That these are the
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: standard bearers in Georgia in these two Senate races. We
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: have come a long way in the state. We really
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: really have. We really have, and we're looking for big
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: things out of you and big things for the voters
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: in Georgia. For We're going to take a quick break
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: here and we'll be back with more of mister John ASoft.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Get out and vote. Early voting is underway. Please do that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: We want to send him to Washington, d C. With
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: revend Raphael Warnock and we'll be right back right after this.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. John ASoft
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: is their special guests. We're honored to have him here.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Before we went to break, I asked you, I said,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: all across the country. Families and small businesses are struggling
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: to make ends meet. And what will you do in
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the Senate to get some economic relief to families they're struggling. Right?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: The Senate should have passed additional economic relief, direct economic
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: relief for the American people eight months ago, right, and
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: for small businesses. I mean, the reality, y'all is that
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: they do not care about regular people. You got two
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: US senators in Georgia, David for Doing, Kelly Leffler, both
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: of them enriching themselves in office. My opponent was on
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: the phone with his broker buying medical and vaccine stocks
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: in the early weeks of this pandemic while he was
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: telling the rest of us it was no deadlier than
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: the flu. And he's been blocking economic relief for the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: people who pay his salary for months. It's unacceptable. We
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: need to rush direct economic relief to the people. That
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: means another round of stimulus checks, that means direct support
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: for small businesses. People are hurting now and they needed
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: health months ago. And on day one I will be
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: ready to vote for that economic relief for the people
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: and the movement that we're building in Georgia. Right, now
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: with early voting open this week, It's about health, jobs,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: and justice. Healthcare is a human right. We can invest
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: in economic recovery, create tens of thousands of good paying jobs,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: upgrade our public schools, build new clinics, hospitals, and we
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: can secure equal justice for all people, regardless of race
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: and regardless of class by passing a new civil rights Act.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: But we can only do these things if we get
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: out and vote. Yes, amen, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Also if you you got President elect by I say,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: President Biden, but mister President elect Biden, it's coming to
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: campaign with you and mister Reverend war Knock. How would
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: this election impact his presidents? Look if if Joe and
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Kamala are going to be able to get things done,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: they have to be able to pass legislation, right, yes, sir.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And if if if Mitch McConnell and the Republican Party
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: controlled the Senate, they're going to be committed to this
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: new administration failure. They will block everything. COVID relief, they'll
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: block it, affordable healthcare, they'll block it, a fifteen dollar
• 40:58
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• 41:02
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  Speaker 1: So I'm asking everybody to get out and vote, not
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  Speaker 1: for the sake of my ambition, not for the glory
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  Speaker 1: of any political party, for the community and the country
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  Speaker 1: so we can get things done. That's right, That's absolutely right,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: absolutely right, all right, Jay, you have something, of course, Yes, sir,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: My question takes you into the future. So here's the thing.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: After Kamala and Biden do eight years, eight years, do
• 41:35
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  Speaker 1: for president. And I think Big Lez is a great
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  Speaker 1: running mate. Think I think you will, sir. I mean
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• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I love you. So that's the ticket right there. What
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: do you think about that, sir? Listen, we need to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: win this Senate race. Let's keep our eyes on the prize.
• 42:05
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• 42:08
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• 42:10
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  Speaker 1: mister John Ausof so to be Senator John Auso, appreciate
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  Speaker 1: you and we're voting for you. Thank you so much,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. Coming up next nephew Tommy and the
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: morning show. Check my brother's wife is up to something. Okay,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that, but right now the nephew is
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us?
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Now we are gathered here today. That always makes me
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: laugh on this soft occasion. The name of this one
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: is my roommate, Benny. My roommate Benny. As you're not
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: last year shut pool. Which way is up? Richard Pryor
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: is a classic church bought me this law. Let's go
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: catch dog my roommate Benny. Hello, Yeah, okay, hey man, this'
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Chris of a buff. You ain't ever met you before,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: but you you you if you've been calling the leasing
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: office about complaining on me about I'm making too much
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: noise away? Yeah, man, I'm not bad, bro. I was
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: trying to catch you, man. I could never. I could
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: never catch you at home. Man. It's just like you know, Brian,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I work a knife, I working night. Yeah yeah, you're saying.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I say I work in a day, but I can't
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: sleeping night, broking' I don't know what's going on your apartment.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I ain't trying to be in your business.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: just can't get a sleeping night, man, because it'd be
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, pleased, man, But you ain't have to
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: go to the leasing office. Man, all you had to do.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't they you
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: know they got me written up like you know what,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: one move complaint on me, They're gonna put me out
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: of something. Well, yeah, like I said, though I was
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: trying to get I was trying to find you. You
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: each other because you you work at night. I work
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: in a day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and when I'm coming, you gone, I'm saying, Bran trying
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: to start. No, I'm just trying to, you know, go
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to work and pay my pay my bills. Man, I
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: be at work at night. Man, you know what I'm saying.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my hustle on, like you're trying
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: to get yours on doing Hala hala, hala hal long. Okay, okay,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: let's make it my sense. Bro, if you at working night,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking loud and
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: them keeping me up square bitting it. Okay, you've got
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: a roommate of so long? No, No, I ain't got
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: no roommates man, Bity, somebody in there talking loud, holding
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a conversation. It's like two people in there talking loud
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: every night. And that's bro, that's Benny Man, Benny Be talking. Okay,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: you say you ain't got a roommates? How who who
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: is Benny? Who is Benny Spinny? Is my bird? My parents?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: That's Benny Be talking. It's like, man, stop me, die
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: listen mine. Why wait a minute, you're trying to tell me,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: m bird that was fey Man. I don't had bity
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: two years. That's my birds. Birds don't even live that long.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: So so now I'm sucking night. I'm at the worst
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you called me to tell me. I called you to
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: tell you you ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: But I'm I'm gone, And that's been in talking. Man,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Betty in yo, Broyo, no Yo, Penny. Wait a minute, Hey, look,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now do something with the bird then,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: or that's gonna be some consequences and repercussions. I'm talking
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: about some fried chicken round and man, Penny is like
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: a family member to me. Bird too? Can Sam the
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: chicken on the car flake box? Kentucky Chicken churches? Brian, Hey, man,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you don't tell me nothing better about my brother? Okay, brother,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe man, you need to square of
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: from front of each other because you know, you know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: disrespect Betty Mann. All right, all right, you take something,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: all right, all right? I bet that be all my
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: table when I get home. If it's a bird, then
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I bet that be all my don the table. Man
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a man. Then you ain't in the city and disrespect
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: me and try to tell me what you're gonna do
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: to my but you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: tell you what I tell you? What see you can
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: date you at hand right now? What you're going to
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: work tonight? I bet you bid it. I'll be a tomorrow.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I bet you with these fingers endod tomorrow. Man a man,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: you played do and start talking about what you're gonna
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: do to my bird? Not and told you you file
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: for going to the listening office calling me out, and
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: out with you, and now you you ain't trying to
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: work right now, I fa stop you. You called me
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: and tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: with itself. I'm a stupid right now, I'm I'm I'm
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a stupid even continue this conversation. I excusing me out
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: by night. Are you serious? Man? Man? Really you some
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: ivirus or something? Man like? Man, it's bro listen whatever
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: it is, it's just a bird or recording whatever. If
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you gotta do, stop to wait and it is gonna bird. Man,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be solid softed if this is a bird.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: spinning you. All you have to do was come to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: me and we could have had a little like Mela
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Hola hola. Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna have it like me.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: And then first off, leasing office wouldn't give me a name.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: What's your nine? My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm defferent.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: There we go, There we go. Listen, Dog, I ain't
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: for the past three months, you know what I'm saying.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I ain't really been getting no sleep because of this bird.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: You say it's a bird. I don't believe that. But
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: a bird a bird. Come on, dog, that's doing for you.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: We'll look take them to work with you is I
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: don't care, figure something out, but whatever going on up
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: there with you and your bird need to come to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: an immediate house or it's gonna be something. Hey man,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: hey man, what you can't do is threatened me by
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on in my house home. Man, Look here,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you ain't been it's being in Linnis. Whatever the nine meals.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: You need to do something with that or it's gonna
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: be some Really it shows like why am I going
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: back and forth with you about this? You keep telling
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: me something about a bird? It's a bird. What's the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: problem with it? What's the problem? I understanding that people
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: have pet birds? Say man, I don't give them if
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: you have a pet bird, But really, this how all
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: night long? How do you? How do you? How do
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you live with? Then? Come, Y'll never shut up. I'll
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told me
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to tell you? Though, God, I tell you what Benny
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: told Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait White Chris White, White, Brother, I don't
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: want to hear what no bird told you to tell me?
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: What the Benny told me to tell you? This? That
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: You took God pranked by your boys, Sean, Dude, did
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I get your man? Got me? God? You got it man,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: that guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have I'm gonna have to wait to this
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: dude get harmed out and talk to him. I ain't
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: talk to me about some posing bird. I don't know
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: what's stabs. Man. I'm even do I'll be up our
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I'm missing I'm saying I'm missing y'all in the morning
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: because I'm broadly hitting the slooth. But I got one
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. What is what is the
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, man,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Steve Harden. More than a shot we never sung. Come on,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: come on, okay, let's try this game. Chris. Your name
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Chris so okay, So wait a minute, you Finn to
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: tell me something your birds told you to tell me?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Is that I love him? That I know just like
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: a real Housewives of Potonac Monique and her bird to Challa,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: it's an African great parent. What yeah, who goes to
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: the to the bathroom on the throne, just like humans. Yes, no, yeah,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, we've seen it. Yes, so we
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: we Benny the bird, but we don't get it. We
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: just don't get it. I don't get it. Okay, I've
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: heard it all now. The bird is potty train. That's
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: that's that's quite a bit. Yeah, take that, Benny, Henny
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: got a lot of growing up to do. A run. Yes,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: oh my god. Well that's my stupid dose for y'all today.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: That's my stupid dose. I hope y'all like it. Oh
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: so that's it. You're saying, you cut off stupid after this.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I'm happy back as soon as we come back for
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: this thought. That's what I thought. Thank you. Ne you
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: up next Strawberry letters. Subject my brother's wife is up
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: to something. We'll get into it right after this. You're
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You can now
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: early vote until December thirty first and the Georgia Senate
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: runoff election. Please don't forget. January fifth, twenty twenty one
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: is election day, Georgia. We gotta do this. Let's go Georgia.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Part two of this whole voting journey this year. Okay,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Part two, let's get it done. Okay, we're voting for
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Reverend Raphael Warnock, and of course our special guest today,
• 52:41
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• 52:48
  Speaker 1: all the information that you need. Okay, switching gears here. Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: he's only thirty three years old. I was just fixing
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: my twenties. When I got to thirty three, I just
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: got it back together. Our lives suck, right and losers. Yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I'm moving back home with your mama. Yes, all right,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get into the Strawberry Letter for today. You
• 53:17
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• 53:37
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: My brother's wife is up to something, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: My brother has been married for over fifteen years and
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: we're a close knit family. My wife and I went
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: over to our good friend's house to watch a game,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: and I want to get a beer and my friend's
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: wife said she needed to show me something, but I
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: had to keep it secret. I was nervous as heck,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: but I agreed. She took out her phone and showed
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: me a video of my brother's wife at her front door.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: It was captured on their security camera. I thought that
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: was odd because I introduced them all just recently and
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: they have only been to my friend's house once. My
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: friend's wife answered the door and she said my sister
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: in law seemed surprised to see her. My sister in
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: law asked if she could borrow a bottle of wine
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: because she was going to her friend's house in the
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: area and the stores were closed. My friend's wife went
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and got a bottle of red wine, and my sister
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: in law took it and left. This was all too
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: so I asked my friend's wife why she told me
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: about it. She told me she needs to know why
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: my sister in law really came to her house that night.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I would assume she's thinking my sister in law came
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: to see her husband, but she was scared to say it.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I think. So I asked my brother if
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: he noticed a change in his wife's behavior. He said
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: everything's fine. Couldn't be better. I asked my friend if
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: he'd seen my sister in law lately, and he said
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: he hadn't seen her since they all met. I'm seriously
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what my sister in law is
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: up to. I feel like a private investigator and this
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: isn't any of my business. But I don't want to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: see my brother get hurt. Should I get to the
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: bottom of this or mind my own business? Please advise? Okay,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I know you said you guys are a close knit
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: family and all of that, but you gotta mind your
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: own business. I mean, and I agree with you. This
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: is really really weird. Your sister in law's showing up
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: at the house and being surprised that his wife was there.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: You're right, what was she really over there for your brother?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You think wrong move, sis. If that is true, he
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: had to be the one that invited her over. Okay,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: who else is gonna invite her? She just went on
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: her own. This is just a wrong move. M This
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: is the kind of move that can get you killed. Okay, UM,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you don't do that. You just don't, um, And you
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: blew it by asking your brother. You know you should
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: have asked him a more direct question than has your
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: wife been acting strangely lately? I mean, what is he
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: supposed to get out of that? Women, you know, usually
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: don't change their behavior when they're cheating. Men do. Okay,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: that's why women are better cheaters. That's why women are
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: better cheaters. She is up to something. I agree, we
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. A lot was left out
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: of this letter, but hey, it's not your business anyway.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I just don't think you should say anything make a
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: bad situation worse to either party. I just say, please
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: keep out of it. It's not your business. Jay. No,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: you can't keep out of this. You need to find
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: out what to him. You need to do some investigation,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and don't be like all men. Men can't hold the
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: information they got and use it at an opportune time.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Hold on to it, get what you need to know,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: and then hold it. Don't just like if y'all in
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: the window ordering food and I found out that ain't
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: the time to bring that up. Yeah, how come you
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to save it? Save it that it's simmer to she
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: do something wrong and then you bam, you hit her
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: with the information. I know that's hard for every man
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: to do. I know it's hard for every but you
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: need to find out what the hell is going on
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: so you can start your conversation when you hit it
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: with this, like, how come you didn't tell me YadA
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: ya yao? They didn't go like go something like that. Yeah,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you know all the user ones they use all time.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I thought you told me y'alla the boom boom boom
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: boom boom. Hit it with it. That's what you gotta do.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: What find out what the hell going on? That's my opinion. Yeah, okay,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: um jay, thank you, Junior. Come on, Yeah, this is
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: this is really stupid. I don't know if y'all why
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: are we we ty'all to do a radio show. Why
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: are we discussing a bottle of wine? Why people talk
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: about I don't I don't understand this part, but listen.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I will say this though, you're not a very good
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: private investigator because you wrote into a very public show.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: So now everybody know. Everybody know you wrote into a
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: part we were public. We're talking about your whole situation.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Now they listening. Now they know now everybody but you. Yeah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: where Now everybody can fix their story however they want to.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: This is so stupid. I don't even know why I'm
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: talking about this. All right, hang on, junior. Uh, We're
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: gonna have part two of the Strawberry Letter coming up
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: next twenty three minutes after the hours subject my brother's
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: wife is up to something. We'll get into it and
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: try to find out what that is. That's something. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we got a recap today Strawberry Letter. My brother's wife
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  Speaker 1: is up to something, a brother wrote in His brother
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  Speaker 1: has been married for over fifteen years, their close knit family.
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  Speaker 1: He and his wife went over to some good friend's
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  Speaker 1: house to watch a game. He got a beer. The
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  Speaker 1: good friend's wife took him in the kitchen showed him
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  Speaker 1: a video of his brother's wife at their front door
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  Speaker 1: one night, trying to get in. The friend's wife told
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  Speaker 1: him not to say anything, but he's trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what is his brother's wife into. The friend's wife
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  Speaker 1: said that the sister in law came over for a
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  Speaker 1: bottle of wine. The stores were closed and she was
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  Speaker 1: going to her friend's house to a party, but she
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  Speaker 1: looked surprised when the friend's wife answered the door. So
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  Speaker 1: the brother's thinking that she went over there to see
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  Speaker 1: the friend, and now he's become a private investigator trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out what his brother's wife is up to.
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  Speaker 1: All right, he needs advice. Should he get to the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of it or should he mind his own business?
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  Speaker 1: He says, he feels like a private investigator right now?
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  Speaker 1: All right, nephew, Junior, were you done? Yeah? By the way,
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  Speaker 1: all right, nephew here up. Okay, y'all, y'all, y'all missing it.
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  Speaker 1: You're not seeing what's going on. This is a wino.
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  Speaker 1: This lady is a wino, okay, and she is looking
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  Speaker 1: for something to drink. Y'all ain't ever seen a win
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  Speaker 1: Overfore they would go dough to dough, knock on anybody
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  Speaker 1: house they know to get about the wine. This is
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  Speaker 1: a whiner, I know MD twenty twenty. When I hear
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  Speaker 1: this is a win Oh you understand, this is Mary
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  Speaker 1: meryloda mixer. That's the what they see is all. It
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  Speaker 1: could easily be Thrita Savanon blanc. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: It's that she is a winder. But she, dude, wants
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  Speaker 1: to get drunk and toe up with your husband because
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  Speaker 1: that's her goal. She came over for the husband, answer wine,
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  Speaker 1: and your ass answered the dough and you in the way,
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  Speaker 1: and you all in the way. So it's time now
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  Speaker 1: to sit back. It's too late as you don't blew
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  Speaker 1: your couple. You could have found out what was really
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  Speaker 1: going on. But you blew your couple. You're asking people
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  Speaker 1: and asking a round, and it would have real that
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  Speaker 1: ain't really what a real detective, dude that's trying to
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  Speaker 1: find out what's going on, a real detective, shut your
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  Speaker 1: damn mouth. You shut your mouth and you figure out.
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  Speaker 1: You watch people's moves. You could have waited and watched
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  Speaker 1: and seen what was happening, but you didn't. So she
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  Speaker 1: gonna change her way. Now she's gonna to go around
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  Speaker 1: the back and figure out how she's gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: man and get this wine. Wine women in song. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: well it's here wineo too. I mean what her no?
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  Speaker 1: She the wine on? Okay, yeah, I'm talking like back,
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  Speaker 1: like ned the wino. I'm talking about like real wine,
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  Speaker 1: like that old wine comes at you. When she opened
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  Speaker 1: the door and nobody said anything where they were over
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  Speaker 1: watching the game, don't really play that much attention to
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  Speaker 1: do wine. You just let it. You know, why don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to be quiet? Sure they can be quiet,
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  Speaker 1: you know. They try to be like a little a
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  Speaker 1: little piece of furniture, and try not to make no
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  Speaker 1: sudden moves where everybody don't realize what they're really doing.
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  Speaker 1: But the winder would come in and drink your house
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  Speaker 1: dry and make you feel bad when you don't help
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  Speaker 1: them to get wine. Oh, now you all up and
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  Speaker 1: big money. You can't help me. We can't. We can't
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  Speaker 1: drink the good stuff. They always sitting in a corner though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I always make you feel bad sitting in corners. They
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  Speaker 1: love corners for some reasons. And they talk to themselves
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  Speaker 1: a lot, really what they like everybody when they're waking
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  Speaker 1: the game. An, that's why I don't tell big Mama
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  Speaker 1: didn't leave you all the money, all the money she
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  Speaker 1: got louder. That's true enough to buy some wine. If
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  Speaker 1: the wind don't say it, it's the truth they know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wh I don't know. W don't have me tell
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  Speaker 1: no secrets because I tell her I all I know.
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  Speaker 1: Stuffy him. You need to ask her who baby daddy is.
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  Speaker 1: Does not look like the daddy. Ain't nobody ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: like in your family, her family, when you've seen green
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  Speaker 1: eyes because you ain't that black folks, baby, black everything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my res around the corner got green eye. Don't don't
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  Speaker 1: my res. Why don't you tell her about that? Mone?
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  Speaker 1: You got it in the box and the china cabinet.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell her? Like dad, I know about it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: I see you going. Didn't get money out of it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what that's telling me? Shish don't work
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: on the wine. It does not work. They just get louder, cry,
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  Speaker 1: fry shit? What what? What is? Who you? Who you're
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: talking to? Who you shoh? Who? Yes? I know you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: ain't shoohing me? Donna raynor R? Who is your shish? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: but remember her husband said that everything was fine and
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: couldn't be better. Remember her own husband? Who you shushing
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  Speaker 1: downa ray her? I know you when you had that
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: white man around? Not there? All right? Thank you guys,
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  Speaker 1: post your car. I'm done. Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve
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• 1:05:07
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• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Junior Sports talk. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Junior is here with sports talk.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: What you got Junior? All right, we won't talk a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: little sport. We're gonna talk a little sport. Then, okay, okay,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: the Cleveland Indians will change their name after one hundred
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: and five years. Now that debt's you know, they're not
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be the engine no more. Now. I don't know
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: what war team name is. Dame for him, just Steve
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Harvey's Harvest. I like it. I like it when the
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  Speaker 1: move comes after years of protest from Native American organizations
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: who call the team's name and logo racist. It follows
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: a similar decision made by the NFL franchise once known
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: as the Red Skins, which we branded to the Washington
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Football Team back in July after it was criticized for
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: years over a name that is considered a racial So
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I got it. Junior's Goodland. The Cleveland.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Damn it's cold because you know, Harley in the winter,
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  Speaker 1: and I can see it. I can see it on
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  Speaker 1: the side of the helmets. The Cleveland mustache. How about that?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: There's the mustache baseball yea on the hat Yeah, yeah
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: on the helmets. Yeah, the Browns are not changing. It's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: just the Indians, just the Indians. But yeah, it's another
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: story man that we saw. Man, and we got to
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: sit some prayers up in other sports news, we need
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  Speaker 1: to prayer. Prayer, Prayer Warriors to pray for the Florida
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: basketball star Keyante Johnson, who was in the hospital after
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: he collapsed during the Florida Gators game against Florida State.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Before the incident, Kyante just finished an alley oop on
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: a pass from Tyree Appleby. He celebrated with his teammates,
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  Speaker 1: then he walked towards the sideline and as a team
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: broke his huddle. He collapsed on the court and the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: players came towards the sideline for help. So we are
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: praying for Keyante Johnson. Yeah, man, I hate that that
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: happened to him. Man, I don't even don't even know
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: it's wrong. Yeah, he's very, very sick and he is
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: in critical but stable condition as a last night, and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: of course his parents are there. But I saw the video.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I saw it was very fun to watch for him
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: to make that play and then fall like that. I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: know this card, so I'm like, oh, my God collapse
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: after Oh my God. So we're praying for the Johnson family.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: We really are, absolutely you know, young guy and man,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: we want the best form. So we're just gonna keep
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: praying and um well we'll finally the update on Keyante
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: when we get it. Yeah, he had COVID earlier this summer.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Oh good. Yeah, so you just never know. Just pray form,
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  Speaker 1: pray for the family. Yeah all right, yeah, and lean
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: prayers going up. All right, junior, thank you. Coming up
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we're gonna lighten things
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: up a bit and look into the mind the crazy
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: mind of Joy Anthony Brown. Right after this you're listening
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, it is time to look into
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. A junior, can you
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: please do us the honors? Oh Lord? All right, here
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: we go, ladies and gentlemen. This in my writing, buddy,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling this a very dark place we're about
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: to go to. We're entering into the mind of all
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: kinds of stuff in here. We don't know which we're
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: gonna find, but we're in the mind of Joy Anthony Brown. Jay. Okay,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: this is not this is not dark today. Normally I've
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: been dark. I've been stupid licensed to help some people
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: who don't get to be heard a lot. I'm speaking
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: on behalf of the Black Elves Association. Black Elves Mattam,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: I never heard him. You don't see him in and
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: here working well, I have some of the agree is
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: right here. They like to be in the group photo.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: That's the main thing. White. They're in the back, you know,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: and all the white elves up to the front. That's
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: what they want. They're very unhappy with the dress code period,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: pointed hats, the little orange vessel, red vest and the
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: pointed shoes. Here's what they like to go with. They'd
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: like to go with timberlands, skinny jeans, hoodies, want to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: fly fly. Yeah. They want to be allowed to wear
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: the hell or ever they want to wear. If they
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: want to wear dreads, they want to wear just loose,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: just straight out there, boom, don't want to hit the ball.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Let's have what your head. We don't want to hear that.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Look at sender's head. He get to wear his head anyway.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: He want to wear his damn man. The Black Elves
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Association of speaking up. They like to be off on
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve? Whoa work day? Just woe it. Now we
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: step up production. We can be off on Christmas Eve
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: so we can shop by our families too. We got families.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: We don't want to we get off everything. Clothes, we
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: don't want that. We don't want that. Yeah, we want
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: to be old. They're elves people Christmas. I don't know
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: what I understand. It's kind of like it's kind of
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: like the vote, and we shouldn't have to wait to
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the last day to come. I get back. Black Elves matter.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: There's another one. They like to have some R and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: B pumped into the north pole. We have been listening
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: the White Christmas for the longest. Okay, we are way
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: up in some din hath the way up in here
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: manmade carried up in this bad boy man some Jackson
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: five put all that up. James. The Black Elves Association
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: to speaking up. They like the note. They wanted to
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: go directly to Sanna. What's up with all these cookies?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: When you get all these cookies and you come back,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: we don't see none of this. We ain't see where
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: they at. WHOA, yeah, what are you doing? No, you
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: ain't eating all these cookies. You can't be eating all
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: these tickets. You come back. Ain't a black elf seeing
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: a cookie? Okay? All right? And last but not least,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: we want to know why rain while Rudolph is getting
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: all the press, Why is he all up in the
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: press when we back him making these damn toys We
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: don't want making the toys when it rude out the
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: he got song? How about Cornell? Back about that at
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: a very nice half ro and yeah, you say, Cornell,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: what is up? Black hell? You know something like that?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: We want, we want and they hate how Rudolf hating it?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Ain't that It's been years of him getting that hate
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: somewhat a black hell. Last, but not least, we want
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: to change the menu. One change the menu. We like
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: to get buffalo wings, fries, macaroni cola, green sweet potatoes,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: bean green potatoes, tomato. Man, we want and we like
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: to have some hotter than the MOFU hot sauce. And
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: you can get that back going to hot in the
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  Speaker 1: moful dot com and suck for the holiday. Watch out
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: there now, I'm out. You better work that out, you
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: better get you're hotter than the MoU brand. All right, Uh,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: thank you Jay show Uh coming up in twenty minutes
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: All right, So Shirley, I saw you singing a little
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: bit on Instagram on Steve Harvey FM. Uh. Yes, it's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: a spirit just because you guys hate on my singing
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: other people requested. Okay, I'm just saying, sure, you did,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: you did, you did, you did. But you know you
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: can record a Carol on Instagram reels just like I
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: did with the hashtag Carol for a Cause and TJ,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Max Marshalls and Home Goods will donate get this guy's
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  Speaker 1: ten dollars to Feeding America up to one million dollars. Okay,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: so it's for a really good cause, for a really
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: good cause, right yeah, And for information, you could visit
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: let's Carol for a Cause dot com. And I'm singing,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: we wish you a Merry Christmas. They wanted more, but
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: we just didn't have the time. I could have but
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: to out with some Donny Hathaway this Christmas patient silent Mark.
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  Speaker 1: It was cause I appreciate that. Guys, Thank you so
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: very much. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish
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  Speaker 1: you a merry Christmas. Whoo or or jingle bells, jingle
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: jingle all the way girl, I got a million of
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  Speaker 1: us are to the world the lord ist come all
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  Speaker 1: of the above, Yes, so please sing with me. Visit
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: the String Show. Right now, it is time for ask
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: bitter Mann. We go ahead? Can we do the disclaimer? Oh? Okay,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna walk away with any enlightenment none at all. Okay,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna walk away. M So I never thought
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: of that. Okay, different, All right, here we go. This
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  Speaker 1: one's from Nick in Maryland. Uh. Nick is the thirty
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: three year old single man. He says his mother is
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: living with him. She's in town visiting my brother and
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I when the pandemic hit and she decided it would
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: be better to stay in town at my house. My
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: brother is married and lives three miles away, but she
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: won't stay with him because she doesn't like his wife.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I can't have company or do anything I want to
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: do in my home because she is there. It's time
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: for her to go, but she won't fly. It's a
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: It's an eleven hour drive to her house, So how
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: can I get her out of my house. Should I drive?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Should I drive? Wow? Let me just say this. Let
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: me be bold with you, Nick, Please, let me tell
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: you something, man, right, I knew you was gonna lose
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: it because I thought she said that. Listen your house.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: If you want to bang in your house, you need
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: to bang in your house a good way to get
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: rid of your mama and left hussy high. Nasty you are,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: and if you're nasty at a certain level, stip it up.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Stip your wherever you are nasty right now, you need
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: to stip that up. Stipp freaking she ain't had to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: be that. She leaves and take let my family leave.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about lotions oils, rugs. We've got some my
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: toys all over the house. I'm in the refrigerator. You
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: want them all over the house? All right? Coming up?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: It will be our last break of the day. This
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: is the last break of the day. Let me give
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: you something to think about. I'm spending just as much
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: money on gas that I was spending when I was
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: driving to work, because I'm spending a lot of time
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: burning up gas in the damn drive through, in the
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: damn drift through. It's long out of my gass. But
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: to get a cup of coffee. This is ridiculous, man.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: How about crabsab service? Damn it? This is ridiculous man.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: What is the time to do with the last break
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: of the day? Jays Yes, yes, that's his closing remarkster. Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: sometimes things hit you got you gotta go with the baby.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Let's gotta go with yeah, he spoke, all right, all right,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: coming up, we'll do a closing at forty nine minutes
• 1:17:43
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• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get out of here, we definitely want to
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  Speaker 1: thank Georgia's senator. Uh, there we go, Democratic candidate John A.
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  Speaker 1: Saw from being our very special guest today, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: only thirty three jes his life together running for the Senate.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all doing it? Thirty three? What happened at ChIL thirty three?
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  Speaker 1: I was on my second that was closing up, So
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  Speaker 1: second marriage, you know what? You knew that right? Funny? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. Thirty three. Probably somebody let me out.
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  Speaker 1: I was the radio. He did you see? Uh? Elton
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  Speaker 1: John resire, you don't work, Yeah, don't know who Elton
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  Speaker 1: John are you talking about he does? Look stop that, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all did that to me before that. John Attorney General
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  Speaker 1: William bar did resigned last night. Okay he does favorite him, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he does. After the Electoral College was finished, he
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  Speaker 1: was done out. Going back on tour. Ye, going back
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  Speaker 1: on tour. He told Trump to take your job and
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  Speaker 1: shut it. You won't get the five. He said he
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  Speaker 1: wants to go and be with his family for the holiday.
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  Speaker 1: So he told I'm out. Now here's a question. There's
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  Speaker 1: a question. If he leaveing the White House, does he
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  Speaker 1: slam the dough hard or it just goes out quietly?
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  Speaker 1: Time me? What do you think? You know, Jay, when
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  Speaker 1: you leave, you got to leave. You know, you got
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  Speaker 1: to leave like a black person. When you leave, you
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  Speaker 1: got them on my strong, got slam every dough on
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  Speaker 1: the way out. That's my ballpit. I want my ball fends.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna get that, okay, Okay, I want my neckties. I
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  Speaker 1: loan you. It was six blue ones and by four
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  Speaker 1: red ones. I want all that back, all that that's mine. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: where is my oscar fish that was in the aquarium?
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  Speaker 1: I know, damn well, you didn't fry my oscar fish?
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  Speaker 1: Where my oscar fish domine had one gol all of
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  Speaker 1: Ben and Jay coupons. Ain't yo's okay, you ain't yo.
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  Speaker 1: Deside them up, they said, devide them up? Well is
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  Speaker 1: my black Kim John un suit that he gave me?
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  Speaker 1: Where's that suit that you ain't keeping? That you're not
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  Speaker 1: keeping that? Ye? Ain't you telling me? He go, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I want my president obaba baba head give it back
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  Speaker 1: right now? Now question wait, who is this now? William party?
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  Speaker 1: This is William Ball leaving the White House? Stuff leaves
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  Speaker 1: one more William leaving? How to White House? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: leave strong, and you gotta slam the door. And another thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like your wife and none of your damn kids.
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  Speaker 1: How about that bam, hold on that bound skin rug
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  Speaker 1: your wife would laying out? That's mane, that's that rug
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  Speaker 1: is man I get it clean. But that blowed to me.
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  Speaker 1: Coming back dough, He going through certain doors in the end.
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  Speaker 1: The White House called it getting his stuff out. So
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  Speaker 1: he going out? Yeah, yeah, one more dough, one more dough.
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  Speaker 1: Where is my autograb book? Obama signed the Promised Land
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  Speaker 1: where the new come and Obamas do your cool? You
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  Speaker 1: got to leave with the door slam and if you
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  Speaker 1: gotta breaking up with somebody with sliding doors, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: wait till they move into a house that has slamming doors,
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  Speaker 1: because that that ain't affect it. When the doors slide
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  Speaker 1: together like that, he can't be shou smooth. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good on the way up. Yeah, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: this is the pity one though, this is real pity.
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  Speaker 1: We like daddy. Yeah, yeah, this is pity. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: just so you know your ass loss, I have slammed
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  Speaker 1: the doors so hard before, just so you know your as.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. Yeah, so he's gone out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: attorney bar William Barr attorney generally jump k A Elton
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  Speaker 1: John Yeah. Ump. Do anybody who still work there? Who
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  Speaker 1: is there? It doesn't matter, it's a titanic. Well, nobody
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  Speaker 1: there is working. That's another thing. Yeah, ain't doing work?
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  Speaker 1: Is the president working? No? No, he ain't doing nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't done that since he got there. Yeah, it's all good,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just Supreme Court. Everybody has the Electoral College
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  Speaker 1: voted Monday? Yeah, yeah, it's done. It is done. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So isn't he trying to do something else now? Like
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  Speaker 1: go to the Senate and and do something there one Congress. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good luck with that, precious. And yeah, and don't forget
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  Speaker 1: early voting in Georgia. That's still u something we have
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  Speaker 1: to take care of and finish early voting. It's going
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  Speaker 1: on in Georgia. January fifth, twenty twenty one is election day.
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  Speaker 1: John Austaft, Reverend Rathael Warnucks who we're voting for. Thank you,
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