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Church Complaints Candy Corn Day Sister O'dell Text Ur X and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 2: Come out you think, huh? I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah
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  Speaker 6: I do, Man, God is good. Hey today, I just
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  Speaker 6: want to get right to it because this has really
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  Speaker 6: been pressing me. I woke up and this was on
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  Speaker 6: my mind, and I wanted to share it with you
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  Speaker 6: because I know this for a fact. See I've lived
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  Speaker 6: this for a fact, and you know the majority of
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  Speaker 6: things I talk about in the morning before we get
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  Speaker 6: started with the regular show. It's something that I've experienced.
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  Speaker 6: I can only tell you what I know, and so
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  Speaker 6: I've really really understood why God has had my life
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  Speaker 6: go the way that is gone, Because if I didn't
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  Speaker 6: have all these tests in my life, I didn't have
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  Speaker 6: all these tests that I passed, all these tests that
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  Speaker 6: I failed. If I didn't have all of those, the
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  Speaker 6: good and the bad. What could I share with you
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  Speaker 6: in the morning? What could I tell you about hanging?
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  Speaker 6: What could I tell you about failing and then winning?
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  Speaker 6: What could I tell you about hanging in now when
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  Speaker 6: all hope was gone? How could I share that with you?
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  Speaker 6: Unless I've had those moments myself. I don't care what
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  Speaker 6: happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you dare dare give up? Under no circumstances. Don't
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  Speaker 6: you dare dare ever give up? It is the biggest
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  Speaker 6: trick that the enemy has. It's making us think we
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  Speaker 6: ain't gonna make it, to uh down the illusion that
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  Speaker 6: there is a possibility that you might still have a
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  Speaker 6: chance to get over.
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  Speaker 2: The biggest trick he uses is when you make a
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  Speaker 2: mistake and you fall.
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  Speaker 6: He gets you to start to thinking it's final, that
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  Speaker 6: there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is
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  Speaker 6: no recovery. He just makes you think it's final. He
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  Speaker 6: is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 6: I don't care what besets you, befalls you, trips you up,
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  Speaker 6: what circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you dare, dare ever
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  Speaker 6: give up because listen to me, these are tests that
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  Speaker 6: you are going through. And these tests, whether you pass
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  Speaker 6: the test or it appears that you've failed the test,
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  Speaker 6: the test accomplishes the mission if you're smart about it.
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  Speaker 6: If you pass the test, Let's say you're going through
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  Speaker 6: a situation and you get over and it goes the
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  Speaker 6: way you want it to do, then what you've learned
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  Speaker 6: is if you hang in there, there's a light at
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  Speaker 6: the end of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, mission accomplished.
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  Speaker 6: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
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  Speaker 6: way you want it and it goes the opposite and
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  Speaker 6: it turns out into a negative result, and the response
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  Speaker 6: you were looking for is a no.
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  Speaker 3: That's not final. That doesn't mean it's over. That doesn't
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  Speaker 3: mean it's time to turn back.
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  Speaker 6: It simply means that now you have learned a valuable experience,
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  Speaker 6: you have learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 2: You now know what not to do.
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  Speaker 6: You are now because you know what not to do,
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  Speaker 6: another step closer to getting it right. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 6: it has to happen this way. You have to have
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  Speaker 6: the rain in your life to get the flowers in
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  Speaker 6: your life. You got to have the darkness in your
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  Speaker 6: life to appreciate the sunshine in your life. You got
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  Speaker 6: to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys. It
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  Speaker 6: is merely a test. So when you get through failing,
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  Speaker 6: and you get through stumbling, and you get through messing
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  Speaker 6: it up, all that's getting you one step closer to
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  Speaker 6: getting it right. Oh, my relationship ended. I'll never be
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  Speaker 6: able to find another person like that. Not only will
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  Speaker 6: you not be able, well, not only will you be
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  Speaker 6: able to find a person like that, You can find
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  Speaker 6: a person that's far better than that if you don't
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  Speaker 6: give up. But see, sometimes you got to go through
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  Speaker 6: the bad ones to get to the good ones.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you?
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  Speaker 3: Dare?
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  Speaker 6: Dare ever give up? I don't care what happens to
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  Speaker 6: you if you lose a loved one. And Lord knows,
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  Speaker 6: I've lost some people I've loved dearly, with every inch
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  Speaker 6: in me. I've lost my mother, my father, my brother,
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  Speaker 6: and my best friend.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I know people who have lost they children. Goodness, man,
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  Speaker 6: I can't even imagine that, But they kept on going.
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  Speaker 2: What you giving up for?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I got you miss them, and I got you grieving,
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  Speaker 2: But I got news for you.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you let the devil make you think it's over
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  Speaker 6: for you because somebody else ain't still here.
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  Speaker 2: It was their time.
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  Speaker 6: Now, I'm not trying to lessen the blow for you,
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  Speaker 6: but I'm trying to get you up on your feet
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  Speaker 6: so you can stop all this old woe is me
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  Speaker 6: because the things that's happening to you, you're not the
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  Speaker 6: first person that's happened to Come on, now, let's get
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  Speaker 6: a grip. Let's wrap your mind around this thing. You
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  Speaker 6: have got to move forward, if it's just in memory
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  Speaker 6: of those people. I was on one of the commercial
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  Speaker 6: breaks the other day and somebody asked me something, and
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  Speaker 6: I forgot the question, but my answer was, I've always
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  Speaker 6: wanted my mother and father to be proud of me,
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  Speaker 6: and in the absence and their demise, I'm hoping just somehow, man,
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  Speaker 6: that they watching me, that they see they boy, that
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  Speaker 6: I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm making
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  Speaker 6: something out myself, that I'm loving my wife, that I'm
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  Speaker 6: taking care of my kids. Just want my old man
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  Speaker 6: to see that about me. You don't want my mother
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  Speaker 6: to see I'm trying to get my life together over here.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I'm saying, I'm trying to be a better person.
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  Speaker 6: My mama was a Sunday school teacher for forty years.
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  Speaker 6: She been praying for me for a long time. I
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  Speaker 6: just hope, man, and that's all I'm doing, is just
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  Speaker 6: hoping that they see me so they can be proud
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  Speaker 6: of me.
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  Speaker 2: See you, you, you, you you.
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  Speaker 6: You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
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  Speaker 6: that when you fall and stumble and you get it
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  Speaker 6: all so wrong, it ain't over for you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up?
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  Speaker 6: Don't stop thinking, man, because it ain't happening just the
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  Speaker 6: way you want it to. That it ain't meant to
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  Speaker 6: be devil. He got so many tricks to deceive you.
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  Speaker 6: You know why you're being tested right now, because there
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  Speaker 6: is no testimony without the test. You got to go
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  Speaker 6: through something. It's all good man telling you. Just wanted
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  Speaker 6: to share that with you. Don't you give up out there.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care what's happening. Don't don't. Don't don't get deceived.
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  Speaker 6: The victory's coming, but you ain't gonna get it if
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  Speaker 6: you quit. Hang on, y'all listening, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 6: the boys, the girls as usual. Anybody that's a monkey trainer,
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  Speaker 6: welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: I love monkey training.
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  Speaker 6: I just do what anybody that's ever climbed out of
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  Speaker 6: a volkswagon And for Ringland Brothers at a circus in
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  Speaker 6: the sixties, man got nothing but love for you. How
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  Speaker 6: you rolling out there the day? Yeah, only in the sixties,
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  Speaker 6: though I wasn't at the carnival after that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go.
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  Speaker 6: I don't really know what you was made after that
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  Speaker 6: for them clowns in the sixties, all that was popping
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  Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yesterday, I had
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  Speaker 6: an episode, man, where I wasn't feeling myself and I
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  Speaker 6: was just sort of getting kind of down about the
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  Speaker 6: way some things weren't kind of working out the way
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  Speaker 6: I wanted them to. And I caught myself and I said, Steve,
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  Speaker 6: fixed for this, Like you be telling everybody's gratitude. So
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  Speaker 6: instead of talking about what you don't have, just go
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  Speaker 6: on and tell God, start showing gratitude for the things
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  Speaker 6: you do have. Once I started talking, I end up
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  Speaker 6: talking so long I forgot something was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pulling myself right out of that one in no
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  Speaker 2: time flat. This is Steve Harf form on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Gratitude affects your attitude, and that attitude affects your altitude.
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  Speaker 6: It does not change, y'all. Let's get rolling. Shery Strawberry
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  Speaker 6: calling for real. Mississippi Monica Junior boy all better known
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  Speaker 6: as kill Spates and legend to growing legend of Nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 6: ladies and gentlemen, I am the one and only, make
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  Speaker 6: no mistake about that, ladies, gentlemen, let's get it rolling.
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  Speaker 2: JR. How you doing, man? I'm doing good.
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  Speaker 1: Un you know what, UNC, Let me ask you this up.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever not wanted to go events with your wife?
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  Speaker 1: Like party coming up?
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  Speaker 5: And I ain't never had this happen, but she want
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  Speaker 5: me to go, and I really don't want to talk
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  Speaker 5: to these doctors and I.
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  Speaker 2: Want WHOA you're talking about the company party? Yeah? Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: you got to go?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You got to go? See this is I'm married
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  Speaker 2: now and she got her hus and you have to go.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and try to take that high pitchure ass boys
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  Speaker 6: down so you don't mess the doctors up. So the
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  Speaker 6: doctors don't think she's pretty high. I think she's mad
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  Speaker 6: to a damn cartoon character. Listen to me, go in there,
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  Speaker 6: put a suit on, and don't go in there being
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  Speaker 6: all that damn funny because doctors and nurses they don't
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  Speaker 6: have a good sense. They're all in there full of
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  Speaker 6: themselves to they gets up. Oh yeah, you gotta wait
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  Speaker 6: till they get drunk, and then they jokes be way
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  Speaker 6: different from your patient jokes and stuff like.
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask a Tommy question later on it're doing
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  Speaker 2: the show? Can I do that? Absolutely? Because I'm going
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  Speaker 2: I'm going through a limpit. I just want to I
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  Speaker 2: got it.
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  Speaker 6: And also, Junior, here's one other thing you want to
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  Speaker 6: consider too. You gotta be careful to they jokes because
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  Speaker 6: their jokes be a little tough when they get to drinking.
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  Speaker 6: So you've been a patient more than anybody on the.
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  Speaker 1: Wish we had time to hear one all right.
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  Speaker 7: Coming up, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 7: we'll have church complaints from Reverend Motown and Deacon depth Jam.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show, and.
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  Speaker 2: You better go get your song.
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  Speaker 7: It is time now for a Reverend Motown and Deacon
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  Speaker 7: death jam with church complaints.
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  Speaker 6: We gavel yeah this morning in the most proquiffious.
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  Speaker 2: Wee proquipious.
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  Speaker 6: We denially down to the hypothesis of the conglomerate that boys,
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  Speaker 6: knowing full well that I ostracize, ostrasized the dignitaries of Deuteronomy.
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  Speaker 2: It went to the book now all through the Viticus.
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  Speaker 6: And ruth our way down through the Psalms, knowing full well.
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  Speaker 2: That all things are possible.
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  Speaker 6: That's for those that are ingrained in the nurturing by
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  Speaker 6: copper lips of the divine divinity. My word, pops, you
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  Speaker 6: didn't go to the school of divinity I did usual
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  Speaker 6: Texas A and m graduate. You don't do these types
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  Speaker 6: of things. Stay all over there with them little crew
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  Speaker 6: cut white boys. Let us begin with church complaints. Come
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  Speaker 6: on on DC, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Pastor, our brother Rodey and sister ever Lynn Brooks,
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  Speaker 3: who have been married now for fifteen years. They stated
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  Speaker 3: that they would never go to bed angry. Pastor, we
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  Speaker 3: got a problem. These people have been awake since last Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: Is it possible that you can go by there and
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  Speaker 3: make these people go to bed? They have not resolved
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  Speaker 3: they issue, and they have been up since last Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just asking if.
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  Speaker 3: You would be able to go by there and make
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  Speaker 3: these people go to bed, but they've been up a
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  Speaker 3: long time.
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  Speaker 6: No, Or won't be making that visit. My visit is
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  Speaker 6: purely for the sick and shut edd, not for the
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  Speaker 6: will and wide awake. But not where we're gone sick
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  Speaker 6: and shut in, not weak. We're not going boy there.
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  Speaker 6: Plus when they do, you know, it's it's a wonderful thing.
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  Speaker 6: They have never go to bed angry. So they've been
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  Speaker 6: up for two weeks now. Yeah, they hadn't mean but
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  Speaker 6: one thing, what does that mean? They're still mad as hell?
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  Speaker 1: Because they can't go to bed angry.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no mean to me walking into there, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Brother, Now, brother Marcus Taylor is asking if the church
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  Speaker 3: were to pay for him to get hypnotized. He wants
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  Speaker 3: to completely forget his ex wife ever existed. And he
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  Speaker 3: said two of his three kids should be added to
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  Speaker 3: the UH to that request as well. So it's your compass.
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  Speaker 3: But he wants us to pay for him to get hypnotized.
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  Speaker 3: We are church, Yeah, we do not believe in hypnotism.
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  Speaker 3: We believe in prayer. And then yeah, but now give
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  Speaker 3: me give him some real main hood advice. You cannot,
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  Speaker 3: are not, and will not be able to erase the
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  Speaker 3: memory of an X. They are ingrained in your memory
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  Speaker 3: bank forever, which is there to keep you from making
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  Speaker 3: the same mistake twice. So now you're not gonna be
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  Speaker 3: able to get hypnotized, criticized, or monopolized to get out
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  Speaker 3: of this hill. You're gonna have to feel more ostracized
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  Speaker 3: to get on until you realize that there is no
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  Speaker 3: customization of the mind for your new realization.
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  Speaker 2: Here about now. Only after JPJG get it like that,
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  Speaker 2: let's keep it moving past.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to buckle up on this and now
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  Speaker 3: brother d White High is asking uh uh to sing
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  Speaker 3: in the choir. Now I think he's probably a tenor,
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  Speaker 3: but the tenor section is asking if he's uh. They
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  Speaker 3: worried if he's gonna grab them in the middle of
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  Speaker 3: a song. It's your cole Pastor, but they just a
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  Speaker 3: little nervous by the white being in the choir.
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  Speaker 2: I don't Lord today, I don't know not. We are
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  Speaker 2: a church that is a church of Healy. We are
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  Speaker 2: here for all peoples. We are to the.
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  Speaker 6: The despondent confused, and that is what this church is about.
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  Speaker 6: Brother Dwight is more than welcome to come, but now
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  Speaker 6: we'll warn him though. You might want to stay away
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  Speaker 6: from Deacon Biggie because Deacon Biggie is different. Yeah hell
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  Speaker 6: hell so, let's not touch Deacon Biggie on no kind
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  Speaker 6: of way.
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  Speaker 2: He blessed him, yees loud, but he uses all his
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  Speaker 2: for the proper evil of month.
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  Speaker 6: Well what he's saying, his brother Biggie is the father
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  Speaker 6: of of twenty six children.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, I don't think that who you want
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  Speaker 2: to touch. That ain't who you want to touch. All right, Pastor,
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  Speaker 2: As we keep moving on their own daycare.
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  Speaker 3: Pastor sister Jada Pickett is asking if she can come
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  Speaker 3: sell her book at our three pm service. And I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know what to say to the woman. But it's
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  Speaker 3: on you if you want to allow that. But she's asking,
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  Speaker 3: can she sell.
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  Speaker 6: K of course, of course this Jada can come, but
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  Speaker 6: not doing service or everyone's welcome here to j will
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  Speaker 6: can come. Anybody can come. Yes, you can bring your book.
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  Speaker 6: You can bring a trunk full of books if you
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  Speaker 6: want to, but you won't be with the service. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: unless all the proceeds from your book go to the
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  Speaker 6: jackpot jump all of them of the era.
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  Speaker 7: right now it is you're gonna switch gears. Here to
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  Speaker 7: ask the clo don in Tacoma Rights. I'm forty eight
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  Speaker 7: years old and my husband is fifty eight. I am
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  Speaker 7: an adrenaline junkie and I love water sports. On vacation recently,
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  Speaker 7: I got a jet ski and rode with a single
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  Speaker 7: guy that was on vacation with his friends. My husband
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  Speaker 7: was so mad, even though he could see me. He
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  Speaker 7: said I made him look weak.
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  Speaker 10: What does he mean.
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  Speaker 2: He made What he means is you made him look weak.
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  Speaker 2: You jumped on the backs.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, but ladies, really, don't you go on vacation with
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  Speaker 6: your husband because you're in adrenaline junkie? Why you ain't
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  Speaker 6: get your own jest ski. You're on the back of
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  Speaker 6: jet ski with a single guy that was out there
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: with his friend. Married women don't do stuff like that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: If your man goes out and get on the jet
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: ski and put a single woman on the back of.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: The jet ski with him, how that gonna make you feel? See,
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: I don't understand how you don't see the wrong in it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: We on vacation on the back of JESSKEI with a
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: single lady.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: This girl, I'm stupid. I'll tell you what ride your
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: d right on out and that horizon with here.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: What you will be doing?
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: All right? Moving on to Levita in Cincinnati, Levina says,
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: my side piece is huge.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Let's just start there. I can barely handle him.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: I keep saying that I'm going to have to leave
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: this man alone, but I can't resist him.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Will I ever get used.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: To big boy?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Surely most side pieces are huge? I mean, I mean
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: that's the purpose. So I'm sorry, I'm.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Out of line. My bad done. Let me hear you. Yeah, yo,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: a Celo, what nephew clo he.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: They just not quiet.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Let me let me shut up.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: I'm just going this is gonna be a woo hoo
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: ho hot moment the rest of your life. It ain't
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: gonna getting used to this.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: It's just it's that's what it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Just come with it, you know, I mean you are
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: always it's just say it ain't finna be It's like
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: cold plunget. You ain't finna get used to it. That's
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: what I'm just telling you right now. Just yeah, you
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: ain't finna get.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Used to it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be talking about it so much. But it's
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: the same exact same thing. Every time you lower yourself
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: down into that cold water. It's the same thing every
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: time he come over, coming over there with what.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Did you say?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What kind of moment is it gonna be?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: You know, you know it's all that. You know, you're
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: gonna always get your breath took away? That's all. Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: that's what it is, you know.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: She says she can't resist him all that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: People don't crack, can't quit taking crack. Care. It happened.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, and he just and all he
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: is just he just big old crack pipe.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: That she's addicted to. Okay, moving on to Odra in Rochester.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: My sister is secretly living with me because she cheated
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: on her husband and he found out.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: She works from home, so.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: She hasn't left my house in two weeks. How do
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: I get her to face what she did so she
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: can leave my house and go back home.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: I don't know what you mean by your wife. Is
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: your sister secretly living at your house?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Where she is?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her husband don't know. It's a secret to him,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: but not nobody else.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Oh no, oh no, no, no no, no, Let me
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: help you understand what's happening. Your sister cheated on her husband.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: She not secretly living at your house. She's hiding out
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: at your house.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You ain't a house, You a hide out. Yeah. He
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: done looked everywhere. He coming over there. He running out
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: of places to look. He coming over there. Uh huh, Yeah,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. Yeah, living in my house.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Ain't he about that?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: He found out that she was cheating?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so this ain't no secretly you know, living
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: It's time.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he gonna find out. He's gonna be over there. Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: But she wants to know how does she get her
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: sister to face what she did so she can leave
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and go back.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: She done faced it, She faced it, and now she's escaping.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, she wants her to go back home.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, No, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: you What you don't understand is she may not have
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: a home go back to. Yes, see you what are you?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: What part of this are you missing? I want her
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: to face what she did and go back home. Go
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: back home. He caught her cheating. You know how uncomfortable
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: that home is? Right now?
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: Lord show.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Check it's still a chest a little mold here boy
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: sang a song, even if there's no one sitting there.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: But a rude is not a rute.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: When your hushusband came in and sal you be another man? Easy, gee,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I see gee, you get joy sing it. Yes, that's
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: what happened at your sister's hot.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: All right, okay, last one, Steve. This is from Brian
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: and Addison. Briann says, my husband is a personal chef
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: and a fitness trainer. He's catering a bachelorette party. And
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: he was told to wear an apron shirtless. But on
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: an apron and no shirt. I told him to drop
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: off the food and let the girls hire a male
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: stripper to serve it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Why is he reluctant to do that?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Because he want to go over there and take you
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: already knows go ahead.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Was Why is he looked at I don't know why
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: he told you, is what I'm trying to figure out.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Figure out why he told you. I'd have been over
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: there with that apron on. So you're too short, I know,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: too short short?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: So apron that's a belt, I'm belt? All right?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Coming out at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you. Right after this. You're listening.
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: Morning show.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: A restaurant into CoA, Georgia, has gone viral for enforcing
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: a noise policy in their restaurant. To Coed Riverside restaurant
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: features a surcharge for quote adults that are unable to parent.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: According to Today dot Com, four families eight together at
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: this restaurant earlier this month, and there were eleven children
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: ages three to eighteen with a group. When the checks
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: were given to each family, there was a fifty dollars
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: kid's fee added to each check. The restaurant owner allegedly
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: told the families that their kids were being too loud
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: and they kept running in and out of the restaurant.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: When Today dot Com reached out to the restaurant for
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: a comment, and employee said, quote, we're not going to
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: comment on a policy we've had for years. We just
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: want to live in the woods and cook. Of course,
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: the families were white. So do you agree with the
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: restaurant that they should have a fifty dollars charge for
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: their kids for the parents if they can't control their kids.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's this restaurant, but obviously he's had some
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: serious problems, and you know, people take their kids out
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: in public with no home training and then they got
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: to subject everybody to their kids, and that's unfair to
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: people that came in there.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Just to eat.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Why not just picture where kids are not allowed at
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: this particular restaurant. Why not just do it that way? Well,
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I mean maybe it's a family adult restaurant.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Is that not possible. I don't know. No restaurants has
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: got that policy. I know restaurants where it's to it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know. If I'm sorry, yeah, have you completely
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: go back to bed?
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe this ain't you completely, But you know, the point is,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: I think I think there are restaurants that are set
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: up that's not for kids.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Like it's some restaurants in Atlanta where they're bringing your kid.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: Is a really good that the price of the menu
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: and the menu itself doesn't lend itself to children. Yeah,
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: but if you've got stuff on that it lends itself
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: to a full family, then you got to allow full
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: families to come in here. But you also have the
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: right to have policies in your establishment, and then if
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: you don't want to obey the policies, then you find
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: your somewhere else.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: But right now they say, we just we just want
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: to live in the woods and cook.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: And cook love that. Okay, let us do us all right?
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Moving on, moving on to Forbes magazine.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Now, according to Forbes, Urvin Magic Johnson is the fourth
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: athlete to become a billionaire, with an estimated words of
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: one point two billion dollars. He joins Michael Jordan, Lebron James,
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: and Tiger Woods on the list. After his retirement from
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: the NBA back in nineteen ninety six, Magic had had
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: a krative professional career as an investor in professional sports teams, Starbucks,
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: movie theaters, health insurance, and other business ventures. So congratulations,
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: way to go, Magic Johnson a new billionaire.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, imaginations, that's too much money for me too. It's
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: not too much for me.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: I just.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: It is not too much that conversation for you, Tommy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I just don't think I would be able to control myself.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: I think I would lose my dog on mind with
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: a yeah, I'm sure you're right.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I really I would lose it. Yeah, he's correct, he's correct. No,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I like being half ass rich. I like that. Yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: two weekends, I can mess it all up. I like
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: being focused.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Two saturdays back to back.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: You call it. I could lose it all.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Decisions the first thing you'll do, Tommy, first thing?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: What you I mean? I'm I'm gonna divorce my family.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, moving on.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: I can't believe that.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: I can't let that boy. I can't let that boy.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: That boy, that boy can't see me like this. He can't.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: There's no way that boy can see me like that. No, no,
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: I argue with one hundred percent. That's what he needs
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: to do. I'm gonna keep my family.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I keep my family too long.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ain't shut up. You ain't got that yet,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: I know, But but I.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Can imagine it though, because it was better than one.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Plane to plane. Dream big.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I'll make that plane take off lane and I'm gonna
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: hop on the other one. Just balling us. Yeah, guys,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: we're gonna switch gears here.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: We keep doing that.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: You're gonna be a billionaire long, do that. I know
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: a lot of billionaires. I know very few of them.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: Got mold and one plane?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: That wow?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: But but come ask something as a ben there cannot
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: afford two planes?
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Yes you can, God, you know, but you got so
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: much stuff you got to buy before that though. See
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: before you go buying a plane, you got a whole
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: lot of stuff. You got to go buy first.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: On both people.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Well you got it first of all. Dog, you gotta
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: have more than one home. Oh, you're gonna have to
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: do that. Then you got to have Hey tell you this,
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: you gotta have mold in one car.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Break that to you. I won't break that to it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I got one car right back, Ben Jr.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: The other thing you're gonna do is you're gonna have
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: to have a wardrobe in each one of them houses,
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: so you ain't got to pack when you go there.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: M hmmm.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: A couple of houses. You got to have a getaway retreat.
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: You gotta build all this up. You gotta get your time.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna just deal with it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: The have riach is so cool to me, though, I
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: swear it's have riaches really nice.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: All right, it's coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Today's National Candy Corn Day. O Lord w Steve, National
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: Candy Corn Day. We'll find out what your favorite candy
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: is right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, listen,
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: it is National Candy corn Day, or as you call it,
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: Steve corn candy.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: But it's National candy corn Corn.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Got a day?
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: Uh huh and the day before Halloween. So many people
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: hate candy corn and it's been trending on social media.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Because of that. So, Steve, what is so special about
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: as you call it? Corn candy?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I don't even know how you
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: hate this? Why are you? Why do you like this
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: so much? Though as a boy it was all damn sugar. Yes, yes,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: put it on every two. I've seen some kids do that.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: They used to make it look like teeth. You know,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I'm eating mine. This ain't nothing to play with.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Serious corn candy, serious corn.
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: It's corn candy, y'all, see, y'all, not yes see, y'all,
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: not the real corn candy lovers y'all y'all talking about
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: this candy corn day and all this stuff, and they
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: hate it. I don't know why they hate it's it's
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: it's stuff out there to hate.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to love uh, I used to love
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: good and plenty. But boy, now, I told you man
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: about about some years ago when I was flying through
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: the airport one time, so I box a good and
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Plenty on the shelf.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: I said, mankind, dog, I ain't had that years.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: I bought a box, got on the plane, put that
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: in my mouth started chewing that black liquors start coming
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: outside of my mother?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Hold man, how was that when I wanted this? It
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: ain't the same. But it is not the same, man,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Mary Jane's ain't the same.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: No more.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Twinkies aren't the same. And I used to love twinkies.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: But let me tell you that my next door neighbor,
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: my boy, butch, he loved twinkies. Man, I did, wasn't
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: the twinkie got.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Hosted? Ding dong man?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, you were, yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, ding dongs boys ties. Behold over, behold up though
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: the white powdered doughnuts in the past.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I hate some white bottle doughnuts now.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: But you used to could get the white powder the chocolate,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: and then I never did.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: And always in one year in one package.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was three you could get.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: And in the pies, remember the apple and the cherry
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: p Yeah yeah, cherry pie. There was a dan.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Remember that. What did you do? Honey buns?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, honey.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Ball.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: But when I was homeless, boy, you know what really
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: kept me going? What a joke?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Color?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: And a moon pie? Too much sugar, very very silly
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: with a soda. I had to have salt.
• 39:40
  Speaker 10: So you guys, you're so white, you couldn't have you
• 39:47
  Speaker 10: had to have hip. You always show up with white
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: any way, said hours.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: We called it a Chicago and Chip all right, coming
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: up in thirty four minutes after the hour, Sister O'Dell
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: is in the building.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: Morning show.
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: Wee she's here, ladies and gentlemen, you here the one
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: and only Sister Hotel found me.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Whoa he found me?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Who good? Good mornings everyone.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Good morning's.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Truck.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes, I found out to be so cute
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: and unconcerned and at the same time, what's on.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Y'all mas today?
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: Halloween is tomorrow. We know that your least favorite celebration
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: some painall.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: On holiday and everybody devil disguise is going.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: So so.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Did you ever let your kids, when when they were younger,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: go trick or treating?
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Well, the course I let them go trick or treating.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: You know, they're children. She's supposed to let them have
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: some fun. You know, I could they trash up as
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: whatever they wanted to dress up as. You know, he
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: didn't bother me.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Did you have candy at your house for the kids
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: that came by?
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: I had candy for them, you know, just you know
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: it was simple candy though I had EM and MS.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: But in the package, right, you just gave it to him.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Each child got work in the what's your favorite color?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Sweenye, you just got one.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Drop it in the bag, keep it moving. Wow, I
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: could I one bag and was last meet to Halloweens.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: Well, you know a lot of trick or treaters this
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: year are dressing up like Steve. Like Steve Harvey, Sister Odell.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: You know, he is a famous character for Halloween. You
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: know what it? What's the stock and cap owner and
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: a mustache and all that. That's cute. You know, white
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: kids do it, all of them, you know. Yeah, Steve
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: got himself pretty popular with that game show he does.
• 42:21
  Speaker 11: Yes, ma'am family, Yes, ma'am fruit.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Family, family, family, Yes, that's it.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Family food. And they ask them people on the ask.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Of course they get them dumb ass answers.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: He'll be happy to hear that. You watch the show,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: sister Odell.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: So if anyone's listening, you have a lot of fans
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: out there, sister Odell, And if they wanted to dress
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: like you, if they're listening, what should they wear?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: All white, sweet, all white missionary. Get you a nurse's head,
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: get your white shawl, get your white nurses. Tagainst a
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: white stock and the some white uh uh and just
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: white or rock poats and get on out there and
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: represent and get your.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Church fan and a Bible. Yeah, I'm going out of sistan, oldell.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sure how long you been wearing these stockings?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Though I've been wearing stock as long as I've had legs?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: What is you under my dress? Phone?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Sweet?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: You must have done forgot how old school people's work.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: You don't get up under my clothes type? You must
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: think you on stage at the star Dome or something.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: You tell all that foolish just down there to the
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: star Dome into into Birmingham with them people's right there.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: You don't get up on the sister old there dress.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: You ain't. You ain't been about to hear that you
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: got up on the here. You learn yourself, so you
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: learn you. That's why I'm changing, little boy.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: Do you know it's funny you mentioned stockings. A lot
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: of people like it. The younger women of today don't
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: wear hoes. They sure don't have the wearles, No, ma'am, no,
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: they don't you.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Know just that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Let's you're just too fast out here, Yes, ma'am, just.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Too fast out here. You're just weighing. You got your
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: legs all out and everything all out. You know, people
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: can see, you know, put some pantty holes on. So
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: if you just mess around to your leg over me,
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: everybody don't get to see the problems leg.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: School stockers.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: I don't like you posed to. Jennifer Hussel wear stockers.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: That's what I like about Jennifer Hussey. She wear stockers
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: all the time. All she needs is white.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: She'd be a missionary and she then same gospel too,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Lord have mercy, all.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Right, all right, sister Dell, thank you, thank you.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Fantasi, you need to put some panty holes on. Wait
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: a minute, none, that's my that's my favorite.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me what to weigh done.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: You can keep running your mouth. You're a little stupid ass.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It's the nephew in today's Frank phone call.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening hard morning show coming up
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: letter for today, and the subject is the most emotional
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: man I've ever met, The most emotional man I've ever met.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: in just a few because right now it is time
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: What you got for his neph Ah?
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Your check bounced? And I know a lot of y'all
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: you see, see, See that's why.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: We don't write checks to the church no more, because
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: a lot of y'all used to bounce these chicks. That's
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: what y'all used to do, your check bounce. Let's go
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: cat out. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica system. Monica. Please,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: this is brother Deshaun. I'm calling. Actually, I'm a member
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: a Greater Commissionary Baptist Church.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Can I help you?
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Calling you? Actually about the offering?
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I know you paid your ties, my ties every Sunday?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Okay? Now you paid a love offering as well?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: Yes, I do?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: You left us with the bank, right right, I sure did.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: I wrote a check Sunday.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Am I correct?
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering, right,
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: I wrote one for two fifty.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: For the love offer.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, now what is this called regarding why are you
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: calling me?
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Well, what I wanted to tell you is that I
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: hate to be a bare of bad news, but your
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: your check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty dollars.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Your check bounce.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: two fifty as well as you know you you cost
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: us thirty dollars in bank fees back.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: I don't see to it that that that one bounce.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: All I know is the one that the love offering
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: has bounced.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: What did you put them in at the same time?
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Because I wrote them at the same time.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: put them in at the same time. I've been putting
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: them in for the last two three years. The problem
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: is why would people write there, what is your name,
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: brother Deshaun?
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: And you was at his Sunday.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: The problem is is that I didn't put these checks
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: in and I don't understand why y'all write these checks.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: To the check knowing that they're gonna bom these checks.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people right good, well not.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: to clear.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: What did you just say?
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: both of them to clear. And I don't understand why.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: People write these plenting money in the bank and all
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: my checks clear. I don't write no rubber checks.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Well you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: How you're gonna try to give a look?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, I think you got me be confused
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: done wrote that to be nice to you.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: So we wait thirty dollars.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog go on
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: check bouncing.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: My check didn't bounced. I donna check my bank and
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: if my check clear, you gonna pay me thirty dollars
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: fifty dollar check bounce.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I don't write no Why would you write check?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: You want to sit up in the church and write
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: these big number checks when you know you ain't got
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: it in the bank.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: What did you say?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I said, why would you write these checks when the
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: money ain't in that Let me.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Tell you one thing. I don't write no bad check.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: And you got a lotors calling me telling me my
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: check bounce.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Your check is the one that has bounced.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: you pay them, since you got all the money, and
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: don't call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: up on me no more?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: When are we gonna get this two fifty and this
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: thirty dollars?
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Somebody from the church, to my eye, rode a bad check?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: I'll right, No, you didn't write a bad check. I
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: didn't write no bad Yes a minute, why are you
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: calling me? Why the treasure don't call me at church?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: The treasure is a bus.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I ain't ever know the deacon call nobody about no
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: bad check. YO is full of thank you you got
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: the money.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I ain't got Who in the hell is that in
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: the background?
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Who is that half of mine?
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: Who it is?
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: We both go to the same church, and you gonna
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: call me to my eye rode a bad check? You
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: don't you call me no more? And if the check bad,
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: you paid? Okay?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Pastor know you talking like this?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Do Pastor know you calling me?
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Can you ask for that?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Look? When are we gonna get this? Two hundred and
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: eighty dollars is what we're looking for from you?
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I wrote a check for two fifty and not get
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: You put two fifty in there. It pounds thirty dollars
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: cost us on bank fees. That's two eighty. Where can
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: the church expect they money?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Never? Not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: You're gonna make me come by your and my check.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna do what You're gonna make me, come
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: by your house and get this money.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: Bring it on, bring it, bring it?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: What is the address on this check?
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Check?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: I got it off the check.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Bring your I bet you you'll be limping.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: Back and I'm watching you.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: You better not be spending no money nowhere you better
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: not spend nothing until I.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Get this to fifty thirty whatever. I want to know.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: You know what I am, and you don't call me
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: no more with this because my check did not bounce.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: I don't see how one check went through and the
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: other bounce.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Let me say this to you. We cannot accept you
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: back into the House of the Lord no more until
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: you are not. Don't you come in Sunday.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Until weekends coming up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: make sure I find your because you the person I
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: want to see. You're gonna you know what, I'm gonna
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: call the pastor right now and ask him because I
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: don't believe my check bounce.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: You fuller, Let me say this before you a pastor
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I got, No, I'm.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: A call pastor. No, you should have talked with pastor
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: before you called me with this information.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: upset me with this talking about I bounced a check
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: you should have went to passed before you called me.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: I talk pastor. One I get, but I got one
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: more thing to say before I leave.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: But you listening, What do you have to say to me.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: What do you have to say now that you're gonna
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: pay the check?
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: This is Nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: What did you say?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Baby?
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: This is.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: What did you say?
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I say?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: This is Nephew Tell me baby from the Steve Harvey
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Morning Till your girlfriend.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Has pranked you.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna beat that. He just left here flying out
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: the door in her No she didn't. I'm gonna.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Levy asked you one more thing, though, baby, what is
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the land.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: The Harvey Morning.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Ain't no, I'm sorry?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: What is looking for?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: What? Ain't no? Ain't no, ain't no praise up in here?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: You know see, you know what I'm through with you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: I'm through wanting y'all to give me the praise that
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I deserve when I get through with these pranks.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: And you know what, you know what I'm not gonna
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: do with you.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not here every day.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: You don't mean I love the prank though, Thank you,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.
• 52:36
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm doing. Oh, that's what it is. Though?
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: We play Lord? You know what I'm not. I'm not finna,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not finish. I'm not. I'm not.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna le y'all steal my joy. My next
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: stop is Syracuse, New York. Syracuse, New York. That would
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: be the tenth and eleventh of November. All right at
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: the Funny Bone. All Right, the nephew is coming to town.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I've not been up there in like, I swear about
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: eight nine, maybe even ten years. So Syracuse, New York.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Nephews coming to the Funny Bone, get ready to get
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: ready to get ready to seventeenth and eighteen all night.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: It might be nineteen Virginia Beach.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Baby, what what what?
• 53:16
  Speaker 9: What? What?
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: What what what? I'm in the beach.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I'm in Virginia Beach, laying in the cut lord today,
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: y'all would not believe is I am in? I am
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: in time at Teas in Oakland, California. That's in December
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: eight nine.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Boy, you've been up there, ju you know what I'm
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: saying now, Junior, here go one, calif Yes, But Junior,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: here go one. I've never been to before.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: Fifteen sixteenth of December, Tacoma, Washington, Tacoma, Washington.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm saying it with.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Washington.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: I'm saying it would fa Tacoma. Washington's right there, these
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: symbol fifteenth and six.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Thing, won't you do it? It won't wheel.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: It's just Washington.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: He'll make a wheel.
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: That's that's it, all right, Wash It coming up next.
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: It is a Strawberry letter. The subject is the most
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: emotional man I've ever met. We'll get into it right
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: after this.
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 54:34
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• 54:37
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• 54:44
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• 54:46
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• 54:49
  Speaker 7: it could be yours.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: Thank you, ne you subject the most emotional man I've
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: ever ever met. Dear Stephen Shirley. My sister set me
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: up with her new doctor that just moved to our city.
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: He's thirty eight and divorced with a fourteen year old son.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: His son lives with him full time, so we have
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: included his son and a lot of our dates. It's
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: hard to get to know a man when his attention
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: is split between me and a teenager. So I suggested
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: that his son spend time with my sister son, who
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: is eleven years old. The doctor didn't like that, and
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: he assumed that I didn't want his son around. He
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: called me and said his feelings were very hurt, and
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: he asked why I don't like his son.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to answer that, because I.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Do like his son.
• 55:39
  Speaker 7: He went on and on about this for about three days,
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: and at one point he cried when he was telling
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: me how proud he is to be a single dad.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: So now his son goes everywhere with us, and whenever
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: the doctor doesn't get his way, he starts crying or
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: he sits in pouts like a two year old. I
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: asked him he was submissive with his ex wife, and
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: he said he was not submissive, but he let his
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: wife lead because she was more worldly. He gets emotional
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: when he talks about his ex wife because he feels
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: terrible for getting full custody of his son. I told
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: him that his ex wife must be unfit to be
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: a mom. He didn't address it that day, but the
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: next day he told me I should never talk about
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: his ex wife like that, and he teared up as
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: he reminisced about the day his son was born. I
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: told him I need space and time to sort out everything.
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: And I haven't spoken to him all week. I wonder
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: if he's crying over me like he cried over his
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: ex wife. Is it weird for this grown man to
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: be so emotional? Does he want his ex wife back
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: so they.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Can be a family. What's going on? Well, some craziness
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: is what's going on. Yeah, this is weird.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know anyone who cries as much,
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: and not even babies. And what's he crying about?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: What's he crying for?
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: Because you wanted alone time with him, that's perfectly normal
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: if you're in a relationship and trying to get to
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: noake someone. You did suggest that he spend time with
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: your nephew. It doesn't mean that you don't like his son.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: I don't even know where he got that from.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: No one said that. But why are you still dating
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: this guy?
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: If you know, if this things are bothering you when
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: we all know why you're dating him because he's a doctor,
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: all right, So because he's a doctor, you put.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Up with these emotional outbursts. You have to get to
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the bottom of this.
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: You gotta address this with him so you guys can
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: figure this whole thing out.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he.
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: Does want to be with his ex wife, but you
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: won't know unless you talk about it and find out
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: why all this crying is taking place. Crying like this
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: and pouting is not what fully grown, mature men do.
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: This has got to stop, and you got to find
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: out why.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Steve, Well, I know.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: The answer to this whole letter because I think she's
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: leaving a part out that she doesn't understand it, and
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: this is what's causing her the most problem. The title
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: of this letter is the most emotional man I've ever met.
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something I've learned. A man can
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: be one of two things. He can be an emotional
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: man that's not a problem, or he can be a
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: sensitive man that's not really a problem. Now, any excess
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: of either one of those is if you accept excessively emotional,
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: that's a problem. If you're excessively sensitive, that's a problem.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: But when you are a man and you are both
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: you are emotional and sensitive. Houston, we have a problem.
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: And this is Houston, may Day. This is John Glenn
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: on the moon. This is this dude on the space
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: Walk and the line broke. Houston, we have a problem
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: because this man. You think it's emotion, but he's sensitive
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: two and that's an ugly combination in a man. It's
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: an ugly combination if you're a woman.
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  Speaker 2: In excess.
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: It's okay that women are emotional and sensitive because women's
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: senses are heightened, well more advanced than most men. I know,
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: they just are. Women are just more sensitive and emotional
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: to things, but they keep it in check. And that's
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: what makes women beautiful. Well, when those two qualities are
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: on the man, this ain't beautiful no more. It's beautiful
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: to date and emotional and a sensitive woman. It's a
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: beautiful thing. It's not a beautiful thing todate an emotional
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: and sensitive man. And that's the problem with this whole letter.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I normally don't address the letters this way, but I
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: decided to take that approach. So as I go through
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: the letter, I can show you the problem. He's thirty eight,
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: he's divorced, got a fourteen year old son, his sons
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: live with in fourteen, so you including them a lot
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: of your dates, and then you say it's hard to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: get to know it man when you got to spend
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: time between him and the teenager. So you suggested that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: the son sometimes hang out with your sister's eleven year
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: old boy. Now that sound like that wouldn't be a problem,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: But oh no, mister sisters called you and said his
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: feelings was hurt, and he asked.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Why I don't like his son? Hold of, don't where
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: you going?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: This?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Don't mean I don't like your son.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: So now.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: I didn't know how to answer that. Well, you should
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: have answered it by saying, no, I love your son.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: It's just that I'm also trying to get to know
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: his father, and I'd like to spend some quality time
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: with his dad if we're going to try to build
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: something together.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: That's all the answer should have been.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: But I don't know if that would have fixed mister
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: emotional sensitivity because he didn't got his feelings hurt, because
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: then he went on about this for three days. Hold up, Pardoner,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: What man drags on a potential argument for three days?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Who do that?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: Hang on, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: Today's strawberry letter, subject the most emotional man I've ever met.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: The subject the most emotional man I've ever met.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna do this quickly.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: I told you all I don't like to answer these
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: letters like this, but decide to do this for the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: first time. Here's a problem in this Letter's not that
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: he's emotional. He's emotional and sensitive. It's okay if you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: have an emotional man, or it's okay if you have
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: a sensitive man. But any excess of an emotional man,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: or any excess of a sensitive man, and you have
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: a problem. Any excess in that inner woman would be
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: a problem too. But on a man, this really don't
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: look good. So this guy is he's not only emotional,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: he's sensitive too, and that is what the problem we have.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: So let's go through the letter right quick.
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  Speaker 6: You're dating this man who's a doctor, he has a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: fourteen year old son, he's a single dad, and you're
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: trying to get to know him, and everywhere time y'all
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: go somewhere.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: He's thirty eight and divorced.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 6: He includes his son on a lot of our dates,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: and then you hard to get to know the man
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: when his attention is split between you were a teenager.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: So one day she suggested that the son spend some
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: time with her sister son, who's eleven years old. The
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: doctor didn't like that, and he assumed that I didn't
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: want his son around. He called me and said, my
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: feelings was hurt, and how come you don't like my son?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: I didn't know how to answer that. Well, your answer
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: should have been known. I absolutely adore your son. It's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: just that I'm also getting to know his father and
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: I need some alone time with his dad so I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: could figure out how this is gonna work as a family.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: That would have been the perfect answer. But because you
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: say you do like it so well, he went on
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: and on about this for three days, and at one
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: point he was crying when he's telling me how proud
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: he was.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: But who you don't like my son? I told you
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: my son and me. He stayed with me. He ain't
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: got nowhere to go because I'm a single dad, like
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: that he stayed with me.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: You don't want him.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Come with us? He can't drive. I can't just leave
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: him on here.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: He he fourteen. He can't stay home by himself. What
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: fourteen year old can't stay home by they damn self?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: Because I raised him, man, I know good. Hell well,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: if I leave him at that house by myself, he
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: gonna just like his daddy because I didn't raised.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: My son to be by himself. Cause I don't like
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: being my myself. Cause when he get dog out this here,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: you you don't want him to come over here?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: What day is? This is day two? I got one
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: more day this here, because I need to do this
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: for three days.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: You should have left his punker ass right there right
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: then and there, should have left his little soft tender
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: ass right there.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so now.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: His son goes everywhere with us, and whenever the doctor
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: gets don't get his way, he starts crying or sitting
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: and pout like a two year old. So now you
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: tell him something he don't want to hear, he start pouting.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Crime.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: So then you asked him a very adult female question,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: well you submissive to your wife? He said no, I
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: was not submissive, but I let my wife lead because
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: she more worldly.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: What we're hold of one you let your wife lead.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that one.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: Dog ain't nobody leading me nowhere nobody And you can
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: call it sexist if you want to, but I'm not
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: following now. I'll take your advice. My wife made a
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: lot of sense on a lot of stuff. I've listened
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: to her advice. But you ain't finna lead me though
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: she He let her lead because she mote worldly. What's
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: your punk ass? So anyway, he gets emotional when he
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: talk about his ex wife because he feel terrible for
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: getting full custody of his son. I told him his
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: ex wife must have been unfit to be a mom.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: And I'm telling you right now, when they give the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: father full custody of a child, something wrong because they
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: no court in the world do that. They do not
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: take the child from the mother. Because every man knows this.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: Every child needs a mother. Every man know that that
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: mama she critical. Dads are critical too, but that mama,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: that's that's a real hole. So he said she must
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: be unfit.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: You don't talk about her like that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: You know, my wife want no unfit brother, I asked Una,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: why would I ask somebody.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Unfit to bad be you gonna talk about her like that?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: You shut up talking about anybody. She was beautiful.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: They just took the baby from her cause she ain't
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: want me on him. That's all in one.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: God, every line.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: So when you told her that the ex wife must
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: be on fitt to be a mom, he ain't addressed
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: it that day. But the next day, don't you ever
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: talk about my ex wife like that? And he teared
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: up as he reminisced about the day my son was born.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: I remember the day I was standing there at this
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: put it out, and she had her legs up and
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: his head popped out.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Standing there. Then his shoulders came through. I said, oh god, here.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: Lad, and I got, oh god, here, I gotta believe
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: all this, all the bills and stuff, and come with him.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: I don't think i'm mad enough to. So you told him,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: you said, I need some space. So you ain't talking
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: to him all week. And you wonder if he crying
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: over me like he crying over his ex wife. No,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: he'd call his ex wife.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, what you what? She ain't called me? Didn't week
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: ain't called me?
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  Speaker 6: We Is it weird for this grown man to be
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: so emotional. Does he want his ex wife back so
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: they could be a family.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: No, his ex wife don't want him if an ex
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: wife was more worldly than him. The reason she left
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: him because she found out he was spineless. He's emotional insensitive,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: and you have an emotional insensitive man. If I were you,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: I would cut my losses right now and get away
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: because you're not finna fix him. He needs therapy and
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: he needed daddy.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:07:33
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next to his Junior and sports talk right
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: you got junior pipe.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Right here, junior right here. Don't take me long, baby,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: I'll be ready go through these. Stay ready. You ain't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: gotta get ready. Was handed with you?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Just come good man, It's go get ladies. Everybody good
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: over there. It was some chocolate. I see Monica with
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: the heir see he was up Shirley.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, you.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Need to holler at your boy.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: You know, going through some things.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Can you come to on the other side, you know?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Some consoling you know what I'm saying?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: No like it.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Some consoling thein junior.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: What's up with you?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: If we go, Pippoles go to these pigs man Week seven,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Here we go man, Dolphins over the Patriots thirty one
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: to seventeen.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Hicke it, yes, you did, sir, Jets over the Giants.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: This for gotty, Pippy, But you know what, y'all everybody
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: have it?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Wow, y'all listen to me. No, I see it popping off? Yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: in the club in your hands off? You going another way?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Jack Wars over.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: The Stealers Man twenty to ten. Yeah, you picked the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: jack Walls you.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: What's so.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: The Titans beat the Falcons twenty eight to twenty three.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: Pippin, I ain't picked that one, didn Nah you picked
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: that with Pipper? Here go another man, The Panthers over
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: the Texas last second field goal, damn thirteen man. Panthers
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: beat the Texans.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: That was just that hurts.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: But Pippy, you bounced right back though. Cowboys over the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: Rams forty three to twenty.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: You picked them Old Dak saved your career, your whole career, hey, Pippy.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Then you come back again, pimmt Vikings over.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: The Packers twenty four to ten.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: I told you I wasn't gonna pick them no more,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: but I went on and did it because Jordan really.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you did that, Pippy.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: And then the Saints over the Coats thirty eight to
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: twenty seven, pimping.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: That was damn no.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: You picked the coach Pivvot.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: I thought so, but you cutt right back shipsh you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: jump back pivving the Eagles over the command Is thirty
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: eight to thirty one.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: You picked that with Pippoy.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I told you'all, come on, man, come on, man.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: Pippoy is gonna hurt right here. Man, the Browns man.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: The Browns fell to the Seahawks twenty four.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: To be damn these damn Browns.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: I just I'm gonna stop being a Browns fan. Pippy.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: You come right back, though, Pippy. You alay bounced back
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: the Ravens over the Cardinals thirty one and twenty four.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I knew that.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Now the Piot this isn't gonna hurt.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: It's gonna hurt you pimp the Broncos beat the chiefs
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Man twenty four.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: I started to pick the Broncos for an upset man,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: and then I said, now here now myself.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I beat Rose that no more.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I gave ruffles.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 8: Shake it off.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: There you're gonna all right, thank you, Thank you.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: Pimp Ben Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: listener wants to know how long you.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Should wait before you get remarried. We'll find out right
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Oh you know how to do that.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're listening.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: Morning show, all.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Right, Steve.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: This is from Mary Ann and Biloxi. She says, my youngest.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: Son was married for almost three years, and the day
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: after his wedding he got caught in a hotel room
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: with his side chick. It was the same hotel whereas
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: wedding reception was held. My daughter in law wanted to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: divorce him, but some kind of way he convinced her
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: to stay. So in my mind, my daughter in law
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: knew who she married. I was shocked to hear that
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: he had cheated again after Labor Day, and this time
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: she left him and their divorce was final. Last week
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: I got a text from our church secretary that said
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: my daughter in law was looking for a place to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: have her wedding. I called my daughter in law and
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: she told me it was none of my business. My
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: son loves her and he's sick behind this. She's planning
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: to have a Christmas wedding. How could she move on
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: so quickly with someone new.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, you don't, lady,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: have you skipped over the cause and effect?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Have you just skipped over that? Now? This could be
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: a rebound. She could be acting too soon, But how
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: could she?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: And don't nobody give a damn about your son being hurt?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: He really loves her because he didn't act like it.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: The day after the wedding, you at the same hotel
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: with your side chit and then you get caught again.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: After Labor Day, she got a divorce and it's final.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: Now see here's a part the timeline that the lady's
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: leaving out. You don't know how long it took to
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: get the divorce and then she getting married in Christmas. Okay,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: let's just say it's one year. That's her damn business.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: Maybe she found the right one, because guess who wasn't
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: the right one? Your raggedy ass son Now what you
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: mad at this girl for? How could she wait a minute?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: Where is your letter about your boy? Where the how
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: could you lie about your son?
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: How could she?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: How could he? And then how are you got the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: nerve to write us talking about how could she do this?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: He really loves her?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, see y'all at the way, no Christmas because
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: it's popping off. Yeah, you already know the colors to red,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: white and green. It's gonna be pretty, yes that the
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: release in the bills, they're gonna release the rain.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: Don't be a stampeded, all right? All right, so we
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: got that one. We have time for one more, Steve.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: This one is from Carol and two and Tyler. She says,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: I drive for a ride share company part time, and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: I got into it with a drunk passenger that tried
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: to steal my cigarettes.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I put her out on the side of the road
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: and she got bit by a dog.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 7: It's a small bite, nothing major, But she is threatening
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 7: to report me to my job if I don't pay
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  Speaker 7: her doctor's bill.
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  Speaker 1: Is she bluffing? Should I pay the bill?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: All you got to do is tell them exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 6: All you got to do is tell them exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 6: She stole some cigarettes, y'all got in a argument. She
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  Speaker 6: was belligerent. You felt your life was not safe. She
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  Speaker 6: said she was gonna choke you with some piano. WHI
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  Speaker 6: while y'all was dried. Oh that's what she said. The
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  Speaker 6: story now, she said she was going to choke you
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  Speaker 6: with some piano while while you was driving. You stopped
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  Speaker 6: your card let her out. She was so belligerent. Then
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: you was driving off and you looked in your mirror
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  Speaker 6: and she was being belligerent to the dog. So the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: dog bit her ass I saw that. But she was
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  Speaker 6: beating the dog.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this sounded like the dog's owner was a white lady.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yes, I know how to build this story white.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's gonna miss to get life. She had to
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  Speaker 6: worry about that parent. That dog biting Bill.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, all right, all right, coming up in twenty
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  Speaker 7: minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 7: Today is also National Texture X Day. We talked about
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: earlier at being National Candy Corn Day, but it's also
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  Speaker 7: National Texture X Day. So I gotta ask you, guys,
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  Speaker 7: who are you going to text? And what are you
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: going to say?
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  Speaker 2: Surely this is one to text hunt this damn thought
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  Speaker 2: this was a national.
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  Speaker 1: This stuff up, but you can't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if you make it up or not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not texting my ex at all.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Your phone out right now?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Get here? Exit right now? What I pull my phone out?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: I ain't texting my damn ex. You lost your man? Wait?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Junior said, he's gonna do it. You're in Junior. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I love this day. This is a great day. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: what what are you going to say?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you the first of the customer.
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  Speaker 3: Then you.
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  Speaker 1: You're so happy show. This is the perfect day.
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  Speaker 2: To be.
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  Speaker 8: National.
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  Speaker 2: I can do this.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh? Is it?
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  Speaker 2: This actually should have been on Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow? Steve, you're awfully quiet.
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  Speaker 2: I have no I think I might be. You want
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  Speaker 2: to say to your Oh, I ain't even got the
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  Speaker 2: phone of our case.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: You've been blocked.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: When I tell you cut off all communication, I couldnt wait.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: Don't call me no more?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Happy national texture accident.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Martha.
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes
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  Speaker 7: after the hour, we will play around and would you
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  Speaker 7: rather right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show, time
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: for a round, and would you rather would you rather
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 7: have a romantic dinner with chitterlings chitlings, or would you
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: rather have it with pickled pigs feet though? Are your
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: two choices romantic or chit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Romantic with them chi lis, yeah, I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know nothing about them. Pig fee.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be rich, especially pickle pig fee, because they
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  Speaker 6: just pink, just sitting on your plate.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way you're gonna be romantic with them. The chillings,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: right though, on with the onions and bell peppers and.
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  Speaker 6: Chitterlings. Is a delicacy in Paris? Yes, yes, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 6: a store. U. It's a restaurant around the corner from
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  Speaker 6: the hotel we stay in at service.
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  Speaker 1: Does it smell when they bring them or anything they've
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: taken all that out?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: No, No, you don't know that. You know they cook
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: them in the back. But I'm gonna tell you something
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: right now. I went, I went there. They have no
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: idea how to cook chicken. Damn Paris people, they so
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: ignorant what I just ordered. I just wanted to see
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 6: what it looked like. The restaurant is nice, but I
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: ordered the Chilings. Laugh so hard when they brought them chi.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, what do they call them? Do they
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: call them over there? Ain't there is no French name
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: for Yeah, they changed it Charlotte. They call late chiling.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 6: So they need to take this off the menu. Yeah,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: they have no idea how to season them. They have
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: no idea how they suposed to look. The idea, but
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: they'd been a little slightly undercooked. I don't know who
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: told them. Children don't come like steak. You can't get
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: it medium rare. You know, well.
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  Speaker 2: Done, You got the ball these things into a whole
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: nother texture over easy, all right?
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  Speaker 7: So would you rather live across from a cemetery or
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 7: would you rather live across from your ex cemetery?
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  Speaker 3: Cemetery? Yeah, because my because my ex is dead to me,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: so I want that damn cemetery. Well it don't it
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: don't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I ain't.
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  Speaker 2: Going over that.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean it doesn't matter? Cemetery?
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  Speaker 2: Or if I look over there, I'm gon see death.
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  Speaker 7: Either way, would you rather sit on the plane next
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: to you a person who's coughing, or next person who's
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: snoring loudly.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Snoring, snoring snow because the other one is just giving COVID.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your masks were work.
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  Speaker 2: I would put a mask on your ass. Whether you
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: like it or not, I'll put a mask on you.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: I do it. I'll put a mask on your ass.
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  Speaker 2: All right in my seat and outsnore his ass.
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  Speaker 1: Today's round him? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Guys coming up next to their last.
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  Speaker 7: Break up the day, and we'll close the show with
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 7: the day on this Monday, the day before Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day, Yes, very good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I got.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: A good some more candy. I don't think I have enough.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: You don't have enough?
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  Speaker 11: What all?
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  Speaker 1: What all did you call it?
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  Speaker 3: Living on this cany two bags and that's enough. You
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: got to feed the whole neighborhood with this kid.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Candy is expensive too, man, and.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: And everybody don't need these kids got cavities anywhere. You
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  Speaker 3: only beginning these kids off the daan.
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  Speaker 2: Can you read it?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up? Screwed Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: I'm like sister Odell Earl.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Was Halloween fan. I'm not. I'm sorry. There's a line
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  Speaker 2: that my mom and daddy didn't have no problem saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you turn off, if you run out, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is it.
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  Speaker 2: We're done.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't know the kids. The kids like it, Yeah,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: they like it, the kids kids holiday, if you want
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 7: to call it a holiday. It's not a national holiday.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: But people like to decorate.
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  Speaker 3: All. To be honest with you, I should I thought
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: we should have been all on Halloween and Halloween.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: But you don't like it. Don't matter I like it
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: or not. I don't like Columbus Day. I don't think
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: Columbus did a damn thing.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't do whatever it is. I'll still take
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: the damn holiday. So I'm just saying I would like
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: to have If I could have a Halloween holiday, then
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: I love to be off.
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  Speaker 2: You want to be.
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  Speaker 1: If it had come on Monday, I'm sure you would
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: have found it way a.
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  Speaker 2: God, that would have been great. We need and we
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  Speaker 2: don't have enough Mondays. We don't. We don't have enough money.
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  Speaker 3: We got we got MLK, we got labor Day weekend,
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  Speaker 3: we Gomorrol Day weekend July fourth.
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  Speaker 11: That yeah, but I think Columbus, Well, what did you
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  Speaker 11: say is indigenous? Indigenous people indigenous? You know the country
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 11: r stolen from them?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Remember Slavery holiday?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the newest holiday. I'm imad in trouble with
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: this whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: What because it's you know, Halloween's you know, like I
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  Speaker 5: just got this house, so now I got to participate
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: in the neighborhood. I don't really want to do this,
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  Speaker 5: but my wife just told me that I have to
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: put cheat on instead of and hold the bowl for
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: the kids to get kill.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have to do no more? You know that?
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  Speaker 1: So now my black ass is a ghost? Are you
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: friendly or mean? I don't even know what she got?
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  Speaker 1: Caddy his own.
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  Speaker 5: I got the whole sheets, not even adding up. You
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: know what do we have to do these things up?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: It's your community?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, costume, you ain't gonna be way long? Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: are you going to be now?
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  Speaker 2: Carlo?
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  Speaker 1: A police woman? What happened to your other custom?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Where we going to be before for Halloween?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: But what were you going to be before?
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  Speaker 2: You changed it?
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  Speaker 1: From?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a police woman for real? Yeah for Halloween?
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: But what were you going to be?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Why did you change it? I didn't like the way
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: the top was on the other Halloween. Yeah, so as
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  Speaker 1: you become a police, no more questions, No more questions.
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  Speaker 2: Mama, you're down here looking like that in front of
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  Speaker 2: all the people.
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  Speaker 1: It was just sharing on this show.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: So but but but but what was the other costume? Oh?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: The Star Trek? Remember I said I was on the
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Star Trek, the black girl on the Star Trek?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Who was her horror? Your horror?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: He was just gonna bey?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Who? Yeah?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna be a com now I'm gonna
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: be please want please somebody at the at the hollow
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  Speaker 1: of you know those those pop up stores, you know
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Surely just she just know where she her? Did she
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: make everybody else get there?
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  Speaker 6: Just having this white person on the show's set on
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 6: our nerves.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: You the blackest white person we got on this show anyway,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: the white.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: You just some people make their costumes, some people get
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 7: them at the store.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I ain't making it.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: I went to another white man.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: That's another the.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: White lady take it over with the white lady, call
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: it take it over the white lady.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 11: Anyway, back to my original statement, I'm going to get
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 11: I'm going to get some more candy.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: We got hurt and get off and go.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: To the store.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Eli. So if you was, if you had to dress up,
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: what would you be?
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Huh would you say you had to dress up?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: What would you be? The white lady?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Let's see, last time.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: I have been marrilling my rose several times, several times Cleopatra.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: That ain't no way, that ain't no white lady.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 7: She was, but yeah, probably, yeah I was. I've been
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: Gana Ross, I've been Diana Ross before.
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  Speaker 2: That's a that's a black woman. That's not that's a
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: black woman.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you, because what I am? What a black woman?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: Well this year? Why don't you be Martha Stewart?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Why because you gotta be something you can't be. You
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: can't cook.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Try, Yeah, she can't cook either. Used to be Bessie
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Rowls and make a flag or something.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Oh look at the time we gotta go.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: Hey, y'all talk to God that he'd absolutely loveth or
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: called she because Shirley got on our black airs.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: You shut up.
• 1:27:59
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