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Butt Ugly Husband, Lori Harvey, The Mask, Church Complaints and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have all suit giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million buck things in the stubbings me good it string together? Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join me. You gotta turn you're going to
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  Speaker 1: do you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn. You
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  Speaker 1: haven't got to turn them out to turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water go. Come come on your bad I show
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  Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show, keep saying it can't stop. Man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, what a journey it has been.
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  Speaker 1: I thank God for every single step of the way.
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  Speaker 1: I learned to thank him for the bad times too,
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  Speaker 1: because it taught me something. All the bad times, all
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  Speaker 1: the failures, they became valuable experiences in my life. Every
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  Speaker 1: time I failed, I learned a little bit more about
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  Speaker 1: getting up. Every time I was told no, it moved
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  Speaker 1: me one step closer to yes. It made me stronger,
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  Speaker 1: it tough in my skin. It made me learn how
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  Speaker 1: to deal with haters. It made me learn how to
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  Speaker 1: deal with people who don't have your best interests at heart. Man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't y'all all out there feeling me on this one
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  Speaker 1: right here. It teaches you who is who in your life.
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  Speaker 1: It shows you who you can depend on and who
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  Speaker 1: you can't. And at the end of the day, what
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  Speaker 1: it's taught me most of all my hardships in my life,
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  Speaker 1: and it's really about me and God. That is the
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  Speaker 1: one factor that has been never changed in my life.
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  Speaker 1: God has always been the same for me and for
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  Speaker 1: you and for all of us. His word is true.
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  Speaker 1: It don't waiver, it don't shake. You can shape it,
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  Speaker 1: readjust it if you want to. It is really the
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  Speaker 1: way it's written. It really is. You have your version
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  Speaker 1: of it if you want to. But if you just
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  Speaker 1: read it the way it is, it's real clear. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: no loopholes in it. Every time you jump through a loophole,
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  Speaker 1: that's something over that written that that counters that. So
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  Speaker 1: it's what I want to get to today. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me close. You got it within you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it's there, Just use it. If you hear me clearly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really fit to show you something this morning. You
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  Speaker 1: got it within you, Oh it's there. Just use it, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. See, here's what's wrong with a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people. Here's who's stopping so many people. You
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  Speaker 1: keep looking. We keep looking for others to save us.
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  Speaker 1: We keep looking for someone else to rescue us. We
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  Speaker 1: always looking for some group of people or somebody to
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  Speaker 1: accept us. We keep looking for someone else's approval. We
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  Speaker 1: always looking for some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody,
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  Speaker 1: some group of people to give us credibility, somebody or
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  Speaker 1: some group of people who says we matter. We spend
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  Speaker 1: so much time right there, and when the cavalry don't
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  Speaker 1: come over the hill, when there ain't no saving and
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  Speaker 1: ain't no deliverance, and then you don't get accepted, and
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  Speaker 1: then don't nobody really I'm to save you? And the
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  Speaker 1: don't nobody vouching for you and giving you credibility. It
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  Speaker 1: throw you into something now, you into this little state
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  Speaker 1: of man. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you got it within you? Oh? Is there? Just use it?
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  Speaker 1: You want to know what the real deal is, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: It's you and God, and it's the God in you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could explain this right to you today.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to feel me on this right here,
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  Speaker 1: and when you shake everything out the way, get rid
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  Speaker 1: of all your expectations of people. The relationship you thought
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  Speaker 1: was gonna last forever that didn't make it, the child
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  Speaker 1: that you wanted to be, this that turned out to
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  Speaker 1: be that, your friend you thought was your friend, that
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  Speaker 1: stabbed you in the back. You found out they wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the job you thought was gonna keep you and you'd
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  Speaker 1: retire on they didn't close down, gave you a pink slip.
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  Speaker 1: All of this, man, that death promised that somebody told
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  Speaker 1: you they was gonna loan you this money, and on
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  Speaker 1: loan day they say they ain't got it. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, man, this money you thought was gonna come
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  Speaker 1: through on this check, The check ain't there? Oh man?
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  Speaker 1: How many disappointments in life can you get? You thought
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  Speaker 1: you had enough credit. I was to graduate. You found
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  Speaker 1: out two weeks before you didn't. You can't grant all
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  Speaker 1: this hit man, what's gonna happen? Man, look at the
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  Speaker 1: disappointment in my life right now. But let me explain
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  Speaker 1: something to you. When you get rid of all of that,
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  Speaker 1: guess what you really got? You got God, that's the
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  Speaker 1: whole Anchilada. Baby, that's the ball of wax. That's the
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  Speaker 1: monkeys in the barrel, that's the bag of chips. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. If you got God, do you understand that
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  Speaker 1: that's sufficient, That that's all you need. Can you feel
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  Speaker 1: me now? You and God and the God in you,
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  Speaker 1: it's really what you need. Stop looking for all these
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  Speaker 1: outside sources for approval, to gain acceptance, to get credibility,
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  Speaker 1: somebody to save you. The cavalry coming over the hill.
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  Speaker 1: Why won't they recognize me? Why I won't they give
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  Speaker 1: me closure? Why they fire me? Why they foe closing
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  Speaker 1: on my house? Don't they know I'm laid off. When
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  Speaker 1: you get through it all of at whining, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come down to you and God and the God in you.
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  Speaker 1: If God created man in his own image, God is
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  Speaker 1: a part of you, that is a peace of you.
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  Speaker 1: That's godly. I don't care who you are. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what mistake you made. The murderer that's sitting in
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  Speaker 1: jail today because of a moment in his life that
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  Speaker 1: he's now paying for, has God in him. The biggest criminal.
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  Speaker 1: When he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to
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  Speaker 1: call it, he's sitting there by hisself. That is a
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  Speaker 1: peace of God in him that lets him know this
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  Speaker 1: ain't the way. This wrong. You can love his money
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  Speaker 1: if you want to put you out of line, and
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna pay. At the end of the day, when
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  Speaker 1: I get through on this microphone, on this TV, all
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  Speaker 1: these articles, when I get through with all of that,
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  Speaker 1: you know what come down to. Because see, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: always been this way for me. Yeah, I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to get here, trying to get that. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: it's been me and God, and it's been the God
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  Speaker 1: in me. When I woke up a few years back
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  Speaker 1: and I realized that's really what it was, it changed
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  Speaker 1: my whole life. It changed my whole life. Your whole
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  Speaker 1: life can get changed when you realize that it's really
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  Speaker 1: you and God and the God in you. Really man.
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  Speaker 1: People disappoint you, You argue with people, You fall out
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  Speaker 1: with people, You break up with people, You divorce people.
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  Speaker 1: You got people who you thought was friends, all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden you find out they're talking about it's crazy
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  Speaker 1: out here. You've been going, what's going on? What's really
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  Speaker 1: going on? But that's because guess what you got all
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  Speaker 1: yours banked on them when you're gonna banking on the
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  Speaker 1: one thing that you can count on. God's word ain't changing.
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  Speaker 1: We got him. It's solid. If you pray, believe, work hard,
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  Speaker 1: don't doubt you get whatever you ask for. That's a
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  Speaker 1: fact that there ain't no rumor speople out here doing
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  Speaker 1: it every day. Now, if you ain't trying that, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. You got it within you. Oh it is there.
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  Speaker 1: You just got to use it. There is a weapon
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  Speaker 1: available to man called prayer. Use that. See I look
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  Speaker 1: at my life, man, whenever I get a little shaky,
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  Speaker 1: I look back. Oh hey, man, I ain't really talk
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  Speaker 1: with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: telling you real. You got a better answer. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: oh I know what. Oh oh my bad Steve. Now, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't winning cause they ain't get me the loan
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  Speaker 1: or naw, Steve. I ain't winning cause she left me.
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  Speaker 1: He left me. I ain't winning, Steve, because I got
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  Speaker 1: steckle these kids. I got a divorce. They fired me.
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  Speaker 1: How they foreclothes on my home. That one. I ain't winning.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't winning because you ain't praying. You got the praying,
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  Speaker 1: believe in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you
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  Speaker 1: got it within you. Oh it's there. You just got
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  Speaker 1: to use it. It's just you and God, and it's
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  Speaker 1: the God in you. And what y'all gonna do by that?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. It is here. It is
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  Speaker 1: morning key words morning morning, as in the dawning of
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  Speaker 1: a new day, not as in old Lord, woe is me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I got to go to work. That's moaning,
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  Speaker 1: this is morning. Don't get the two confused. Please, because
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  Speaker 1: the ideal, the ideal situation, is that we will do
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  Speaker 1: this all again tomorrow. Are we clear? Let us begin.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, let your church say a man a
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  Speaker 1: man Amen again, Amen again. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't you introducing yourself? Oh? Surely we ain't got
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  Speaker 1: Unlike those who have been stated, he needs no introduction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to bring out a man that needs an introduction.
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  Speaker 1: Born in the hollows of coal mines of Welch, West Virginia,
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  Speaker 1: raised as the youngest of five by ill usin Slick
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  Speaker 1: Harvey in Welsh, West Virginia, Holla number nine, he grew
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  Speaker 1: up destined and accused of being nothing. Ridiculed his entire life.
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  Speaker 1: Was told he will never amount to much of anything.
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  Speaker 1: Studied profusely every time he opened his mouth, went to
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  Speaker 1: college with no direction, your ambition, no study, habits, failed miserably,
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  Speaker 1: was told over and over again, this is if you'll
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  Speaker 1: never rise from the ashes. But Lord behold that came
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  Speaker 1: a time when God step Dane has said, ah safe
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  Speaker 1: different from all of you ladies and gentlemen. One of
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  Speaker 1: the biggest damn TV stars to ever get on the
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  Speaker 1: and load it. Dack damn Steve's home. We'll be right
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  Speaker 1: back with CLO right this. Wow, you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time for
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  Speaker 1: ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
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  Speaker 1: This one is from Sandy and Queens. Sandy writes something
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  Speaker 1: in my late forties and I have two small dogs
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  Speaker 1: that are my fur babies. I've been dating a new
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  Speaker 1: guy for almost two months and he still hasn't warmed
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  Speaker 1: up to my dogs. They can't tell that he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like them, so they steer clear of him. On Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: he and I relaxed by my pool and then went
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  Speaker 1: upstairs to take a nap. When I woke up, he
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  Speaker 1: was asleep next to me on the couch and my
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  Speaker 1: dogs were on my third floor balcony alone. That was
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  Speaker 1: very unsafe to leave them like that? Is it a
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  Speaker 1: deal breaker if he's unkind to my dogs? For me,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't. But you know, obviously you haven't. Some damn
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  Speaker 1: troubles with it. But let me clear you up on
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  Speaker 1: a couple of things. You said that the dogs can't
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  Speaker 1: tell if he likes them or not, so they steer
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  Speaker 1: clear of him. Oh they know, and that's why the
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  Speaker 1: ass was up there on that balcony. They was discussing suicide.
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  Speaker 1: You're right now, this dude, and every day something. Why
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  Speaker 1: would it be a deal breaker. The man is not
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  Speaker 1: a dog person. I'm not a dog person, but we
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  Speaker 1: have a dog. Marjorie loves dogs, so we have a dog,
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  Speaker 1: and so I'm not I'm not a dog person. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I treat back cool. He seen me coming, He come
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  Speaker 1: up to me because you know, I'm gon give him
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  Speaker 1: a rub and all this hill. But like, why don't
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  Speaker 1: want you going nowhere with me? You don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: walk him dog, You don't walcome walk him. You know
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  Speaker 1: he has people for that. No anybody walked up open. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we got in visifice where he can't go
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  Speaker 1: past certain boundaries and so he happy. He out there
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  Speaker 1: free don't nobody walking. But he's well trained. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a dog person. But Marjorie not fin to break
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  Speaker 1: up with me because I can't cozy up to some
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  Speaker 1: fair babies. Now, you in your late forties by yourself
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  Speaker 1: as it is. No what what I'm saying is you
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  Speaker 1: and your late forties. You the metal man that you're
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  Speaker 1: having a nice time with. The reason you were able
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  Speaker 1: to meet him and have a knife time was because
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  Speaker 1: you were single. Part of the reason why you single
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  Speaker 1: is I don't know why you single. But everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to like your damn dogs. Now. You can call
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  Speaker 1: them fair babies if you want to, but them as
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  Speaker 1: damn dogs. That's what they are. They're not human beings.
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  Speaker 1: And if you watch dogs, but he will tell you
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  Speaker 1: the biggest problem with most dogs is people don't treat
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  Speaker 1: them like dogs. Now, just the professional dude in a
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  Speaker 1: lawsuits a lot of troubles because his dog been bit
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  Speaker 1: Queen's dog and they tried to cover it up, cover
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  Speaker 1: it up and said that her dog got hit by
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  Speaker 1: a car. Well, his dog, big Queen Latifa dog. They
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  Speaker 1: was fighting, what you know, and they okay, I mean dogs.
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  Speaker 1: He's in a big lawsuit yeah, I go to jail
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  Speaker 1: behind him. Dog, Now you will go to And it
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  Speaker 1: ain't just Queen Latifa's dog. He covered it up. It's
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  Speaker 1: some other stuff. Oh yeah, I ain't. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with that. I just repeat what he's saying.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say. You know, he say his dog. Get
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Come on, let go because I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be bought in any court on none of
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  Speaker 1: this ship. That's right. We're gonna move on, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Uh Jesse and Boston says, my thirty three year old
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend is going to cause me to get jumped on.
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  Speaker 1: She always has a negative disposition. And we'll go over
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  Speaker 1: the stupidest things. We were in the grocery store and
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  Speaker 1: our basket hit a big black guy's basket. He apologized,
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  Speaker 1: but she did not. She told him that he needs
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  Speaker 1: to watch where it is fat, but it's going He
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  Speaker 1: looked at me, and I quickly apologized and pointed out
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  Speaker 1: that it was her fault. I'm getting tired of telling
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  Speaker 1: her to watch her mouth. Would I be wrong if
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  Speaker 1: I let her handle her own battles from now on? Hey, dog,
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you can't let your woman handle her
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  Speaker 1: own battles. That's that's not what a relationship is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be. My suggestion is to break up. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: away from no dog. I'm telling you, dog, you already
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  Speaker 1: see what's gonna happen. This bad attitude person. But see,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't just got this bad attitude with people at
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  Speaker 1: the grocery stuff. This bad attitude is inside your house.
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  Speaker 1: This bad attitude is when you out on dates. It
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  Speaker 1: that attitude is so bad you to rode into us.
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  Speaker 1: It's how bad it is. And you know that's right.
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  Speaker 1: And that's exactly why he responded. I said, men can
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  Speaker 1: see your ass can come and he saw this one clearly.
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  Speaker 1: So he apologized to the big black dude because he
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  Speaker 1: already know because the dude looked at him. Hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: like you see in our mind, we're going, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: get your girl because I can't say nothing to her,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't talk to you. And he know that.
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  Speaker 1: And bro, that's just not a safe thing. And Bro,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't the first time, and it's going to get
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  Speaker 1: worse because it's gone unchecked and somebody gonna check up.
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  Speaker 1: One time. She's gonna say something to the wrong sister
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  Speaker 1: and it ain't gonna go good. She could have read
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  Speaker 1: that same card up in the call ain't the grocery store,
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  Speaker 1: same grocery car into calling for real in the grocery store.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how this would have went? Run up
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  Speaker 1: old caller's hill in a grocery store and see what happened? Anyway, Sorry, Carl,
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  Speaker 1: I have to use you in these examples of female
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  Speaker 1: violence you have allegedly when you used me as you
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  Speaker 1: don't know you. This is what you've heard. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: have proof. I have no no, no no no, oh
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  Speaker 1: no no no. Everybody's passed. Sometimes resurfaces. All of us
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  Speaker 1: know this, and yours has resurfaced in several conversations I've
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  Speaker 1: had over the years. I just kept it quiet. See
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  Speaker 1: right there. See you and ass were in business when
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you use the term SNI right there? All right? Came
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  Speaker 1: up next church complains with Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You are listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about the New York City Fashion Weekend. We'll also talk
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  Speaker 1: about the met Gala which is tonight. Also, Jaheem R
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  Speaker 1: and B singer Jaheem is in some trouble. He's charged
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  Speaker 1: with an animal cruelty. Yeah. We'll talk about all of
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  Speaker 1: these stories at the top of the hour. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: right now it is Monday. You know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon
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  Speaker 1: deaf jam. We we all heal, We monostiously gather in
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  Speaker 1: a way to be overtrary to people's and wanting everybody
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  Speaker 1: to be willing to commolate, commol late and do the
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: right thing. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you church complaints
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  Speaker 1: by the Bond Difficus, the Bond Difficus, Deacon deaf Jail,
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  Speaker 1: Come on now all right, first of our welcome past.
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  Speaker 1: A lot has been going on and we definitely need
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: your assistance on some things. Now. Listen to the eye
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that have we've store burned down this past weekend. None
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: of our members have been able to buy their hair.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: They are all unrecognizable. Any suggestions on how we figure
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: out who is who because we cannot tell at this point. Well,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we've solved this problem before when we had or or
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the our lash or factory or stop delivering or our
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: last years remember last year and or civil oured members,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: was you recognizable then or so we're gonna go back
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to the same or same thing I came with form.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go with me yea, name tags. It's what
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna wear service. I want them move outside of
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: robes or she uniforms, or if you're downstairs cooking, if
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: you're participating in the big stale or the car wash,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: please have on the name tag so we can say
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  Speaker 1: especially sister clare Esa Thoughton. Please why now why, I said,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: because I've always had trouble or or determining whether it
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: was Claire Riesa or Thomas thought. So I've always confused
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: them too. So and they were married, and so I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: know they need named tags. They look exactly and she
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: has a nice go teeter, now got a nice Now
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: that was a period who I knew exactly who she
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: was because she was pregnant. But you know his stomach
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: was big too. So for the first six months I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: was still confused. That last trial, Master I saw the difference.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I said, Praise God, alright, fast, let's see Brother Reynard Banks,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: as you know, has three tens and he's asking the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: church to help get them. Whiten. It's your Kyle passing.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: They charging forty five dollars per two. But Raynard is
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: asking us to help get his three teeth, his only
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: three teeth. Whiton will counsel brother Reynard on this before
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: and there was really no need to get your teeth,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Whiten due to the fact that there's only three. And
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: then then and they're not even together. No, you got
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to move around after, but they located at pass. You're
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: one in the middle, one in the back, in the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: back on the left front fame tooth so to to
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: to get a smile, you got to move your head
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: back and forth, real face. You got one mola back.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Then that's just chew toothy. Va pastor, I don't know
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna approve that's not But the one hundred
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Black Little People Organization is asking us to make a
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: donation to help build a small wing onto the church.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: They want to worship alone. They they're complaining about not
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: being able to see and so they want a wing
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: put on. This is the one hundred Black Little People Organization. Well,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I have a much cheap solution than that. Okay, let's
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: just buy Bobbie doghouse. Shut up now, I think that
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: might be an insuct too. Unhast I don't know that's
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: if that's why do the wing? Who you can have
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: an entire home, That's what I'm saying. Please move on,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: put three of the side by side and have a
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: maintient stick and move. Oh why are you positive? And
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: when I'm trying to figure if it would it looked
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: like now, because three or four those really wouldn't look nice,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying right now, I bought one for my
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: granddaughter and she's crazy about it, just loves it. I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: ain't passing that. We got a serious situation. And here
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: we got a brother in distress. Now listen to me, brother,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Jermaine Drenning. Jermaine Drenning is in a pick or not.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: His wife told him Saturday, when you get through cutting
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the yard, come in the house. I got something I
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: want to ask you. Jermaine is still outside in the
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: yard this morning, cutting the yard with a power of silvers.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: He will not go in that house. He's texting us
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to swing by and pick him up. Yeah. Well, I've
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: been in that particularized situation before, and I am going
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: to recommend that we swing by and pick him up.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: But Lord, don't go in now, Please don't go in
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: that house. Because when you come in the house, I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: have something to ask you. It's obviously something she don't
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: want to ask. Why are you cutting the graves? Exactly exactly,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: don't go in there, brother ray No. And he quit
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: cutting with the linemo and started with a past sailor.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That's when you know you stretching it. We got about
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: three more hours on this show, and we might will
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: swing by and grab you, all right, And I know
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: I kind of think I know how you're gonna handle this,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna this is for you. I we have
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: four members who are Dallas Cowboy fans that are going
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: through with droughts. They are at the hospital connected to
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: an IV. They want the church to try to get
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the game replayed from Thursday night. If you can make
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it happen. Well, I told y'all Dallas Cowboy fans how
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I feel being from Cleveland my entire life. So I'll
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: only just give you the history of my hatred for
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the old. I love the Dallas Cowboy players, Dak Press,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Scott C. C Lamb, Elliott, I love him. Hello. I've
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: always loved Prime Time emmate. I love of Michael ivn
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: All in Boys. I just can't standing to damn Dallas Cowboys.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the league. That's what
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: it is. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news right after this. You're listening
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. In trending fashion news, New York
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Fashion Week takes place twice a year, in February and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: in September, and this month most designers will be showing
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: their spring Summer twenty twenty two collections on the runway. So, Steve,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: your beautiful daughter, Laurie. Laurie Harvey is still trending after
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: attending the Dundas, Revolve and Coach shows. So she was there. Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: she's so britty. Brown dress. She didn't call me. I
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: disimproved that the brown dress. But it won anyway, Okay, clearly, Okay, Daddy,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: her mama said, girl, let's fly with let her live.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: But she's doing good though she killed it. She's got
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: a little bit, got a business off the ground, proud
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: of it. She's doing good. She's happen. So yeah, congratulations,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: A lot of prayer, Lord Jesus. Also, y'all got kids,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: y'all know, I y'all know fall all right, we're gonna
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: move away from that. Paine. Also, tonight is one of
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: the one of fashion's biggest night. It's the met gala um.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: It'll be star studded. Of course, there will be a
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: step and repeat ascending the museum's iconic steps. I'll never
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: forget Rhanna with that yellow ensemble she had, How would
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: draped the stairs? That was so buful? Girl? You ought
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to see what I'm a wed at night? What are
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: you wearing, mister Harvey, Sir, I don't know, proble sweatsuit
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: because I ain't gonna be a demit right. Of course
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: there will be a lot of over the top ensembles.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: According to Vogue, this year's theme is in America a
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Lexicon of Fashion, honoring the seventy fifth anniversary of the
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Costume Institute and celebrating modern and American fashion. All right,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: so congratulations, We'll be watching for the fashions of course.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Ye switching gears now and other entertainment news. Wow, this
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: was startling. Singer Jaheim is in trouble with the law.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: He's been charged with animal cruelty over his alleged mistreatment
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: of dogs. Authorities in Hillsborough, New Jersey, say they found
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: at least get this fifteen fifteen emaciated dogs at his home,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: including six in cages filled with water and feces. One
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: dog was in such bad shape it had to be euthanized.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: And most of the dogs are mixed breed pitbull terriers. Wow,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: what is going on? I mean, once you see a story,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: once you see something didn't go right with this foolishness,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Why would you get right in that same situation and
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: put yourself in that. Why the hell you ain't singing
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: some damn songs somewhere dog? That's see. I was so
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I was so stupefied. I really couldn't come up with
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: the words. Yea, how do you? I don't understand. This
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: was a very very popular news story. I mean, this
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: man redeemed himself and came back and got his life together.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: He's a good brother. I got don't want to bring
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: that up. But for you to have seen this story
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: play out and then replicate the same damn story, you
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you stupid? Yeah, yeah, it's terrible. Just get him in
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: seeing our dog program. It's heartbreak, some damn goldfish or something,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: and get your son just a parakeet or something. Man,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: when you're just something that will talk to you and
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: talk to you out of this ignorant decisions. You talk,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: You're a song bird, you bird, the bird same back
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to you. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Just put out an album. See I'm you know. Look,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not really a pet guy, but I am anti
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: animal cruelty. That is no need for that. It don't
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: make damn sense. Man, what the dog due to you? You? Dogs?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Dogs are domesticated, man. They may they make great companionship
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: for people, they really do. They got service dogs out here, man,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: They got dogs out here saving lives and stuff. Dogs
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: are like really cool man. Like our dog bad double
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: in pincher, like he're a friendly dog. He's well. But
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: if you come on this property and you raise your
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: voice to somebody that stay here, he's smart, ol man,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you knew and your voice and elevated. I'm here come
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: a growl and a bag to let you know. I'm
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: on to you now if you continue, I have another
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: type of training. Two yeah, loyal, I have a very
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: set of skills. Somebody say, goppel and all health and
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: breaking loose up at my house. And so that's it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it means, but I know he'd
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: go into his thing. He's trained, you know, yeah, yeah,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: but he's a dope man, pure brand dope. But you
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: say goppa, especially Marjorie. He loves mar Marge, Marjorie's dog.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Don't if you see Marjorie and he's standing because he
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: went up under as soon as he sees everything, you know.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: But if you come on that property, man, you say something,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: don't You can't raise your voice like one of the
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: one one of the dudes one time, Miss Harvey. Hey,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you're talking about Hey, you raise your voice. Watch watch
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: your tone with the owner. Yes, because he got her
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: dogs are great man, And for people you know you
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: hear about it, just leaving them in their feeces and water.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: That was a lot about your character, how you animals?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: That really does worse. His own songs got a new
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: different meaning. Now, just in case I don't make it
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: home tonight, they couldn't have going to jail. Coming up
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be back with
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: listen up, guys. Here's a trending international story in Ghana.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Social media has blown up over this story. It's about
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: a woman, her ugly husband. Yeah, I said it. A woman,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: her ugly husband and the father of her kids. Well,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: it seemed this woman, who remains unnamed at this point,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: was concerned about how her kids would look. So she
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: says she turned to her much more handsome ex boyfriend
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: for his insemination services while telling him she was on
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: birth control. Now he's secretly the father of four kids.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: The bonus. In telling her story to a local radio station,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: she says her husband recently one and America and American
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Visa lottery. Okay, So she claims that the process means
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: DNA tests for the applicant family, which will reveal that
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: the kids are not really his. So the moral of
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: the story here is listen, here's the moral of the story. Showrself.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I've been to Ghana. Ladies, get yourself an ugly hood.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: They will stay with you, They will ride with you.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: They all overlook your flaws. They getting He knew them
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: cute as kids, whatn't right away? But he kept his
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: damn mops because he knew his early ass one's gonna
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: be able to get another wife. Nowhere somewhere, He kept
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: it secret. Now let me tell you what's going to happen.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: He'd have won his visa. They're gonna do the DNA
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and that's gonna be his ticket out. Oh he gonna
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: because he gonna take his up lass chance and he
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: coming to America. Oh, he coming to America because he
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: didn't watch the TV. He knows enough ugly people over here,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: wait and feed in gets some friends. They probably got
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: a group set up for uglass people, you know, because
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: they got groups for everything. You know, people would sense
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: it to teeth. You know, got ball head clubs, they
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: got you know, people who are timmy. You know, they
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: got BiPOL of clubs. They got everything you can five
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: group ugly ass people everybody. Yeah, they got I know,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: they got ugly a Facebook group I can put I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: can put people in phone, I can fill it up.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: He's started. Man, I'm going Now I'm not going. I'm
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: not doing you know, So what is she gonna do? Well?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: You know, hey, look look look see see she wants
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: to participate in this visa. See she won't at all.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: But you know this cats out the bag. But thank
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: god for your ugly husband who was for folks. He
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: is knowing good in hand, well did more than he is.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: The courage to go to work every day knowing you're
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: taking care of foul baby's day can't be yours. Don't
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: look nothing like him. More of the story, Ladies, get
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: yourself on the man or they ride or die. Right
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: coming up with thirty four minutes after, we'll have more
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What's going on?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The Biden administration announced a COVID nineteen vaccine mandate plan
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that directs the US Labor Department to require all businesses
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: with one hundred employees or more to ensure their workers
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: are either vaccinated or tested once a week. President Biden
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: also signed an executive order requiring all government employees to
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: get their COVID nineteen vaccine shots, with no option for
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: regular testing to opt out. Some Republican officials criticized his
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: move as overreact overreaching. Health experts say the president should
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: have implemented stricter measures to curb the recent surge of
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen cases. Now. According to CNN, an average of
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: eleven hundred people died in the US from COVID nineteen
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: each day over the last week. Data from the US
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention showed on Thursday the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: rate of death since late August is the highest it's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: been since early March. Sheley. We are tired of giving
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: people these facts. We're exhausted. You're stupid if you don't
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: think COVID is real, and if you even dumber if
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you don't think it's legit, and explain that to the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: people who have lost love ones to this disease. Right.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: There is no cure for this, but there is a
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: way to make the symptoms if you contracted not death. Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I've had an employee very close to me spend two
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: weeks in the hospital on a ventilator. Thank god he
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: made it through, but man, it was touching. Go for
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: this young man, now, listen to me. I was watching
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: football this weekend, especially college football, and I watched two games.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I watched Ohio State with over one hundred thousand people,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: and I watched Michigan at the Big House with over
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand people. Do you know I watched that game.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I saw one Oregon player against the Buckey's hat on
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: a mask. Wow. I saw over a hundred thousand young
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: people and old people too, but mostly young pat in
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: two stadiums, and ain't nobody have on a mask. I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: don't know how you could go and be comfortable with that.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I just I can't imagine. And so I looked up online.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I went to a House state because my daughter's graduated
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: from House states, and then I'm Ohio boy, right, So
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I went on line to find out what was the
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: COVID requirements to get in the game. Ohio State has
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: just passed a mandate just two weeks ago where everybody
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: at Ohio State has to get a vaccination shot. So
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: that's being implemented now. But that's not that didn't cover
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: this game because you gotta take your first shot, you
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: gotta wait twenty one days. So I already know that wasn't.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: In fact, I'm not saying none of them were vaccinated.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but out of one hundred thousand people,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: you best believe you. I was sitting up there just looking.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I said, is this what's called a super spreader? Yeah?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't see a mask at all. I was like, wined,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, man, nobody, I mean seeds of people jumping
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: having a good time. I'm just happy people out, you know,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: enjoying their life again. I'm happy for people like that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: But man, we ain't there yet, y'all. That I ain't
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: see nobody with a mask. I see it. I went
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: to a UPS store the other day to mail something
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: off Steve. I was on the phone. I jumped out
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: of my car and ran on the door and I
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: got in. I was like, oh my god, I forgot
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: my mask. I had to run back out, you know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: out of the store and grabbing my purse and get
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: my mask. But it freaked me out that I didn't
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: have a mask on. And I yeah, and I'm fully yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: you know, I do that sometimes. But what I do
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: is I keep my mask on my wrist. Okay, I
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: slide my hand through the through the loops. I keep
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: my mask on my wrist. So if I'm in my car,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: when I get in my car, I take my mask off,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I put it on my wrist. Okay. That way, when
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I get out wherever I go, I got my mask. Yeah,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: so I just keep it on my wrist and then
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: that way. I ain't got to say that's that's just
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: a thought for people that's struggling keeping it up. I
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: want that one with the lanyard on it, and you
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: just you know it has a lanyard like um like
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: comes you know, people yet not can mess up my
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: outfit like that. All right, we're moving on. Coming up next,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: it is a nephew with today's prying phone call. Right
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: subject I got a key made for his place. We'll
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: get into that in just a little bit, but right
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: now it is a nephew's turn. He is here with
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: today's prying phone call. What you got for his nef
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: catering mistake? Hatering mistake. Let's go kay, Hello, hellong, time
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: to reach Tammy. Please. This is sing hey Tammy. This
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: is a dexter over here catering. We catered your your
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: aunt Bridget's. Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. How
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: are you doing, decks? It is good to hear from you. Okay,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: good good. I'm going through the paperwork here and I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: know we have an invoice for you. All I wanted
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: to reach out to you. This is not a bad time,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: is it. No, this is a good time. Okay. So
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: first of all, did everybody enjoy everything that we put
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: out for you guys? Yeah, we had a good old time.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: My auntie Bridget, she was so happy. There was no
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: better way to bring in her sixtieth birthday party. We
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: had a great time. The food was delicious. We are
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: so grateful, So thank you so much. You and your
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: team did the bomb job. Okay, good deal, good deal.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I was here when they loaded up the van and everything,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to make sure. I wanted to follow
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: back up. But listen, I'm looking at the paperwork and
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: we had a little mishap and I wanted to let
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you know that we're not going to um, We're not
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: gonna charge you guys for the chicken because they made
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: a mistake and they put the wrong pan on the
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: van and they I noticed that the chicken was actually
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: still here. So we want to take off take that off,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: and I won't. That won't be on the on the envoys,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: So I'm taking all the entire cross the chicken will
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: be completely taken out. Okay, real quick, let's back up
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: a bit, because we had a lot of people at
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the party, we definitely had chicken. Yeah, I know you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: had your order smother chicken, But like I said, the
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: guy put the wrong pen on the on the van,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you know, and actually the smother chicken was actually still here,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: uh you know, here here at the shop. So you know,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: like I said, we made a mistake. I'm gonna take
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: it off and that'll probably not your like a couple
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: of hundred dollars off off of you, as price liked.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: So so what are you saying? So what were we eating?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: If it was this mother chicken? What was it? Uh? Well,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: miss tam me, Like I said, you know, I got
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: on this kid for making this mistake, you know, and
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: got on the real bad about it from you know,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: putting the wrong pan on there. But like I said,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: this what you guys had was it? That was a chicken?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: What was it? Though? That's why I'm asking you what
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: was it? That was actually what he put on there
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: by mistake, mis telling me that was that was rabbit? What?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: You can't be serious right now? Are you out of
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: your rabbits? Mine? Are you serious your car? No? Tell
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: me that your team put the wrong trade on the
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: trucks and then served it to my family, and you're
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: trying to call me about two hundred dollars? Are you serious?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: More than that? You owe me more than that? You
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: don't know who the because allergic to that, and you're
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: calling me about two hundred dollars? Are you out of
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: your mine? Well? I wanted to credit you all that.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. No, and there's gonna be
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: no credit. There ain't gonna be no credit. It ain't
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: no credit. Do you mean credit? Richard could have died,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Monty could have died. You see us, we got kids
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: in there. You don't know our dietary needs? Are you crazy? Well?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, would you say you liked it? Though? It
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: don't matter if I liked it? I can fall out
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the night. Stupid. Oh, I'm getting an attorney. I'm done
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: with this. This is stupid. And who do want to
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: eat bugs? Bunny? Does that right to you? Are you stupid?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I'm so annoyed right now? Seriously, So we don't know
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: woods people. We ain't no country people. Go on with you? Okay?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: What what what? Y'all liked it though? Right? No? But
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you're gonna like my foot up yo, So that's what
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you're gonna like I'm gonna be there later because y'all stupid,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: ya the stupid My foot gonna be up yo, and
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: y'all it's gonna be hopping around like a rabbit, the
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: rabbit that you serve me. Oh okay, okay, let me
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: ask you this here, No, abl a, miss Avery is
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: your mama right? What do my mama gotta do with
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: this rabbit? What's you gotta do with this? Okay? See,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: your mama got me to call you. This is nephew.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Comments from the Steve Harming Morning Show. Baby, I mean
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: your mama to you. I'm so sorry. Oh my god,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. Oh my god, in good morning. This
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: is crazy. You're crazy. Y're are gonna get it? This
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: is crazy. Ohoa man? All right, damnan tell me this baby,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: show in the late Steve Harmon, You are right, baby, Yes,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just so glad I didn't have rabbits. I'm so glad.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: What y'all think much smother chicken giving her smother. We
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: ain't no country ass people, No damn rabbit. You don't
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: know nobody died in me. Hey man. She went from
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: super sweet till man, blank you talking to me about
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollar credits. We had a good old time.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: We had a good old time. The best way to
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: bring your hand you ain't brit is you out your
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: rabbit ass man speaking of rabbit. Oh man, wow, you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: got her keeper. Stupid keeper, stupid, nice little smother rabbit
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: there man that stuff. We're just wrong pain this little
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: mix up. Young made a mistake, that's all that. Man. Man,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: she went right off when you said, I see the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: chicken still here with me? What the backup? No, we
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: ain't chicken though they had a whole chicken. I'm gonna
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: be playing a whole lot. I'm gonna play a whole
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: lot of stupid. Let me tell you something. September twenty
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: four for twenty field the Nephew coming to West Palm
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Beach improb West Palm Beach, Florida at the improv that's
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday night. The Nephew would be in time
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: most stupid, more crazy, more ignant, everything brand spanking new.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Come check your boy out. I promise you I'm ignorant
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: as all get out. I've been ignorant every time I
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: come down there to West Palm Beach and you guys
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: know this, you know this, you know I bring when
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you know what? Stupid land you already here. They'd be
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: going all through the city. Stupid as landed, stupid as landed.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: So guess what stupid on the way back. Stupid only
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: come around West Palmy year and a half every two gills.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: That's what. That's what stupid. Do you ever go to
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the to the Dale drive over there in West Palm?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Never been? Didn't know they go over there? Yeah, y'all
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: go for that dog, really go over there? Yeah, normally
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: when you direct us somewhere, just to the money. So
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: it ain't there Hood West Palm. Yeah, yeah, I played
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: golf there. Yeah, I need to know where to go
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: there to play some golf. Ain't got everything. The best
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: golf course down there. It's Trump National, ain't Tommy. It's
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: so dope. All his courses was dope till he became president.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Oh man, the worst thing happened to me was he
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: became president. Oh dog, that killed all my trips to
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: draw because he took over Drawl and refurbished it. Oh
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: my god. Golf Mecca, West Paol Beach, Golf Mecco, go
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: there and get it bought it and when they see,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: they're gonna take your pitch forever. This black man. What
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: they're doing. Heysten, I'm gonna find me another course. I'm
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: gonna find me another course. It won't happen. We'll have
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: fun down there. And nephew, oh will, why will West
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: palm here? I come, baby, get your tickets? Y yay. Well,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, coming up, coming up next,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry letter. The subject is I got a
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: key made for his place. I wonder what that's all about. Well,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: we'll find out. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Tomorrow Tuesday
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: at nine fourteen is the California gubernatorial recall election. So Californians,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: this is to you. Please please plu please cast your
• 54:00
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• 54:05
  Speaker 1: your voting centers, or your ballot drop off locations. You
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: can contact your county elections office called the Secretary of
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: States Voter Hotline. That number is one eight hundred three
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  Speaker 1: four five Vote. One eight hundred three four five vote.
• 54:22
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• 54:26
  Speaker 1: are trying to the Republics are trying to fix it
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: so that the minority control the majority. California has always
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: been a blue state. I don't know how they think. Well,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: this phony fake recall, they didn't conjecture up and then
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: they got this this Larry Elder running Listen, y'all vote, vote,
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• 55:01
  Speaker 1: we're gonna switch gears here because it's time now for
• 55:03
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• 55:23
  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It is
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, f you subject. I got
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: a keymate for his place, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: married to my husband for six years and he's a
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: good man, very reserved and he doesn't talk a lot.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: My mother always said to watch the quiet ones because
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: they are very sneaky. He works in another city that
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: is two hours away, and he has a studio apartment
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: that his company provides, so he usually drives there on
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Monday mornings and he comes home on Thursday or Friday evening.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I started to see him using his phone more and
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: being distracted. When I talked to him, he said he
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: started a social media account and it helps him pass
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: time when he's alone in his little apartment. I don't
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: think anything. I didn't think anything about it until a
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: woman messaged me, asking if Chuck is my husband. I
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: responded that my husband's name is Charles. Then she responded
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: that he told her to call him Chuck. I was
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: livid and could not help but think that he's cheating
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: on me. I asked her where she met my husband,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: and she blocked me. I found my husband's apartment key
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: in his glove box in his car, and I went
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: and had a key made. I asked my mom to
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: keep my daughter, and I drove to my husband's apartment
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: late at night to surprise him. I tried my key
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: and it didn't work. He opened the door and said
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: he was on to me and couldn't believe I stole
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: his key. He was in some some silky sex sexy boxers,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: just silk boxers that I had never seen before, and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: a candle was lit on his coffee table and it
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: smelled like gingerbread. I wasn't sure if that was really
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: my husband. He didn't invite me in, so I tried
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: to walk past him, and he stopped me and said
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I needed to go home. I got loud, just in
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: case someone was inside. He told me if I made
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: a scene, it could affect his corporate housing. I was
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: so hurt and confused. How could he tell me to leave?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: How could he tell me to leave? What's going on? Well,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I say, you know what's going on? You know, you
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: know what you saw, you know what you smelled, you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: know you saw the silk boxers, all that. There was
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: someone in there, obviously, the candles burning, all of that.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: That's why he didn't want to let you in. I'm
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: just surprised that you left without putting up any kind
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: of fight. Did you not want to know what was
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: going on? Did you not want to know the truth?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Why'd you drive all the way down there? I just
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: don't know any man or any woman who would have
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: backed down I had not gone in there. The natural
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: human reaction seems to be, or would have been, to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: just go in the apartment, no matter what. Get in
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: there some kind of way. All he said was your
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: loud voice could affect his corporate housing. Who cares about
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: his stupid corporate housing at this moment. This man, your husband,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Charles Chuck, whatever his name is, is leading some sort
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: of double life here while he's out of town for
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: those four to four days Monday through Thursday or Friday evening.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: You talked to some woman on the phone who asked
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: you about him, then blocked you when you told her
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: it was your husband. You don't even know if it
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: was her in the apartment. You could have at least
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: tried that. And that's the problem to me about you,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: because you don't know anything. You're his wife of six years.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I think this is a mess of epic proportions. You
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: need some kind of answers. That's why you should have
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: stayed and not let him run you away. Because your husband,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: mister silk Boxers, isn't going to tell you the truth.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have to get it on your own.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I think the truth is that he's at play when
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: he's away. And so now that you're woke, what are
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: you gonna do about it? Steve? Well, this is a
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: very very interesting take on the letter. Oh, for those
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: of you who are married and have a husband and
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I want to follow Sherley's advice, I recommend that you
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: take it. I thought it was good, solid advice for
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: women who are married and think the way Shirley thinks.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: When we come back, I'm going to take this letter
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: line by line, and I'm going to show you from
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: the male perspective why this letter is utter nonsense and trade.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: This letter came hold up in the court of common
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: sense because as a man, as a man, he did
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: everything he was supposed to do. Clap, clap, praise, praise, hallelujah.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: He is a man where every man listening to this
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: letter was I hear you dog. All right, when we
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: come back, I will explain to you the male version
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: of this letter, the lies. In other words, twenty three
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: minutes after I got a key made for his place,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap Today's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, the subject I got a key made for
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: his place. Let's hear it. Well, Shirley gave a very
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: very appropriate answer. I must admit, and it is. She
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: gave the answer that protects a woman's hard She gave
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: an answer that allows a woman to have empower men.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: She gave an answer that makes a woman stand up
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: for herself and get her rights. She gave that answer. Now, ladies,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: you need to learn something too. So now let me
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: give you this letter from the male perspective. Why we
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: as men who heard this letter can see what he's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: clinging to. Dear Stephen Sherley, I've been mad to my
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: husband for six years. He's a good man. He's a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: good man. See what she said about it. He's a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: good man right down. We are innocent in this country
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: until proven guilty. Come on now here, we go very reserved.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: He don't like to talk a lot. My mother always
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: said to watch the choir ones because they're very sneaky.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Once again, we've come off the letter into a female perspective.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: What is your mama got to do with this? Now?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: She called him the man sneaky because he quiet. He
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: just quiet. He works in another city that's two hours away.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: He has a studio apartment that the company provides, so
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: he usually drives down on Monday morning, comes homes on
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Thursday or Friday evening. I started to see him using
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: his phone more and being distracted. When I talked to him,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: he said he started a social media account and it
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: helps him pastime while he's alone in his little apartment.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: The man don't like being in that little apartment away
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: from his family. Quiet like that. It's hard at him
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: quiet all these hours. I'm driving, working, trying to feed
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: my family alone. I don't like video games, he don't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: watch sports. He just in here with a social media account.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I didn't think any about anything about him right there?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't think nothing about it? So what is we
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: writing a letter? Fall? Until a woman messaged me asking
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: me if Chuck is my husband? I responded that my
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: husband name is child right there? Who the hell is Chuck?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I'm wo you your husband named Charles. Some woman message
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: you and asked you who the hell was Chuck. You
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: told her my husband named child Ever dance, Ever dance.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: She responded that he told her to call him Chuck.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I was living and could not help but think he's
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: cheating on me. Think you just said he was a
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: good man. Why would you think that because of some
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: dude named Chuck that really ain't your husband? Because your
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: husband named child? What I asked? I asked her where
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: she met my husband? And she blocked me. You know
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: why she blocked you because she didn't ask you all.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: She asked you, what's your husband named Chuck? You said, no,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: his name child. Conversation over you is blocked because you
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: answered the question. She don't wanna talk to you no more.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I found my husband's apartment key in his glove box
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  Speaker 1: in his car. I went in and had the keymaid.
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  Speaker 1: I asked my mom to keep my daughter, and I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: drove to my husband's partment late night to surprise him.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I tried my key and it didn't work. Hell, now
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna work because you took the key to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: a cheap ass lock. Smell. Oh up, you know they
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: get it wrong all the time. Now I know it's
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: some people sitting up there talking about he changed a lot. Ye, well,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: there's no proof of that. Oh hey, you go now
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: you want proof. See you tried to sneak him and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: God said no, sub I'm gonna not make this a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: good key. I tried my key and didn't work. He
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: opened the door and said he was on to me
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: and couldn't believe I stole his key. Now right there,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: your position could be he changed the lock, but you
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: can't change the lock cause it's corporate housing. Come on,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: let this said. So now yo, look key trick stealing
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: trick didn't work, and he can't change the lock cause
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: it's corporate housing. I tried the key, it didn't I
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: stole his key. He was in some silky boxes I'd
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: never seen before, and a candle was lit on his
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: coffee table, and it smelled like gingerbread. The man like gingerbread,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: and you never took the time to get the recipe.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: The cooking man, no damn gingerbread. So now he didn't
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: had a buy damn candle. You not being the wife
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: you was supposed to be, and la how to cook
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: some damn gingerbread? Night A man got it. He can't
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: eat the gingerbread. All he doing smell the gingerbread, and
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: he liked six. He boxing draws while he eating gingerbread. Yeah,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: he didn't invite me in. So I tried to walk
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: past me, and he stopped me and said I needed
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to go home. You got to go home this corporate housing.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I'm busy, I'm working. I'm in here and I'm swelling
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: this gingerbread and get my mind right to go to
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: work tomorrow. I got lied just in case somebody was inside.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: He told me if I made a scene, it could
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: affect my corporate housing. Slash mess up y'all's money. I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: was so hurt and confused. How can he tell me
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: to leave? The fact is you left without finding out
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: if it was a woman in there, So that for
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: that was no woman in there. The man like gingerbread,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: and he brought himself some new draws. What is we
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: talking about? Case clone? Stick to your life, fellas, hang
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: on to the life or whatever. They don't see. Hush,
• 1:06:56
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• 1:07:05
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• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: with Junior. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: What you got Junior? All right? Shirtie First, I'm gonna
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: cover to the NFL tomorrow after Week one is all
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: the way over to we'll have all of that update.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: But right now we got a few things we've gotta cover.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Southern Heritage Classic took place in Memphis this past Saturday,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: and the game HBCU Game Man was televised on ESPN three.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: It's big that Dion Sanders and Eddie George two coaches
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: for both of these teams. Yea, yeah, it was. It
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: was a great game. Man. Let me tell you something,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Dion Sanders, sound rage Sanders. That boy pass for the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: third most yards into Southern Classic history. It was he
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: did a great job. Yeah, man, third most yards ever. Man.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: But JSU took it thirty eight to sixteen over Tennessee
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: State or Eddie Joel having a rough start over Tennessee State.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: He's owing two now, Prime two and over are already
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: this season. Now here's the story we need to get
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: to and I'm pretty show we need to find out
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: what's really going on. Saturday night, holy Field got knocked
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: out by t KO in the first round by Victor Belford,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: who was a Hall of Fame mm A fighter. That
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: means he was the first round I mean you were
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: trying to either get the fight on or get to
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: your seat and it was over. Yeah. Yeah, we don't
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: We don't know why we keep going to get these
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: old heavyweight champions man and putting him in his ring.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: We need to stop doing this. Holy Field, who is
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: fifty eight years old, said he wasn't hurt. He wasn't
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: hurt in the fight, but he was glad the ref
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: stopped the fight when he did. Translation. Yeah, translation is
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: my ass was hurt. I'm glad he stopped the fight.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: What he did. Well, See, first of all, let me
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: help you with understanding something. When you get knocked out,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: you're not hurt. You're unconscious, you don't know what the
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: hell going on. You ain't hurt that that's what getting
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: knocked that is. And the reason you get knocked out
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: is because your body has gone into shock. That's why
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: you knocked out because your body went into shock. So
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: now the way it copes with that is let me
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: check out of here because I stick around for the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: rest of this ass movement. It's gonna be too much.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: So your body shut off. That want to knockout in
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: that shut down? Yeah, Holy Fild wasn't hurt. Because he
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: wasn't hell yea. Well, now Belleford Belford now is setting
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: his eyes on Jake Paul. Man. He want to fight
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: with Jake Paul. You know, I don't know what's going
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: on in boxing, but all of these fights we have
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: and now who to contenders? Now? You know what are
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: we doing? You know all that it's just entertainment, Julian.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: You know Victor bell for Victor Belford is a real fighter.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: He fights for real holy Field fifty eight. Man, I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: know that's too old, way too old. Was he read
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: somewhere he said he's physically in shape. He just slow.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: He got it no more. I mean you sitting down,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: You got your chips, you got your nachos, you got
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: your hot dog. You put it dan Over, I'll be dail.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour. Right
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. Here's a
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: question for you guys. What's something you wish you knew
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: before you had kids? So here's something we saw on Facebook. Okay,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I have three kids, and there's a lot I thought
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I knew, but I had no idea about having kids.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: If I could tell my younger self one thing about
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: having kids, I'd say that you're going to have to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: learn how to do some serious, serious scheduling. It's all
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: about working on their schedule, not yours. Okay, As a parent,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: what advice do you give your friends who are about
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: to have kids? Uh? Good dog, Yeah, Steve, go ahead,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: I recommend foster care. Gate just right out to gate dogs.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Don't even send yourself through this right here. If I
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: hadn't know what I knew, I would have looked into
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: foster care. I just wasn't not aware of the program.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: But I would to put mine in it. I'd to
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: put mine into into foster care and just let him
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: build character from there, you know, because I know a
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: lot of people that came through the foster care system
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: that have a lot of drive and gut and grit
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: and know how to overcome things. My children, Yeah, I
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: gave him a little soft ass life. I should have
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: put him into the program, got him in the system.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: That's my recommendation to anybody. Have him damn kids, or
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: you don't have kids, but you have your nephews. Oh man,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: differently disowner your blood. Yeah, I sure will. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you something. It don't make no
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: sense for this kid to be able just much medication
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: and not know nothing. Them pills is real, tea. You
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: have to take that pill. That boy don't take that pill.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Did a d h D pill. If he don't take
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: that pill, you in for a world of hurt. I'm
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: take that much right now. You're in a world of
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: heard if you don't take that pill. Get your ass
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: off the couch. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man, I'm here.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: He just knew it. He didn't know, you know, I
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: kind of call one time. The teacher called me, no,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: lie said, could you come up here because your nephew
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: is standing on his head in the corner while they're
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: taking the test. To get your ass in the chair
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: and take the test with the ruthy. I'm so sorry, man,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't suppoed be talking. Just disowner. Don't even know why.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I don't even go in. Come on, nephew, you have kids,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: give them to your mama and daddy the first eight
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: to ten years. Just just sit back and just watch,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: just letting mom and daddy hand up. Yeah, somebody that
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: no about kids exactly this, Gim away and sit back
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: and watch. That's it. Just givem gim to him and
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: watch and see how mom and dad are doing, because
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't watching when mom and dadd was raising you.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: But just to sit back and watch this day yourself something. Yeah.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: You guys all said the same thing. Basically, it's too
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: much worth it. I say, no, adults should be saying like,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: why don't you get the dog? Lad got your mouth?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: This boy he did, bet the damn dog get your ass.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'all. You don't have nobody act like this
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: right he take it hill your family, I'm saying, oh wow,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: because all you're gonna hear is a bunch of he
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: did what they did? What? What? What? What? When? Ye?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: But what yo? Why where is he? And for all
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: of us and for all of us to have kids
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: other than Shirley and Carlin. Shirley and Carlin would tell you,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you know, raise their kids, love them and all this hell?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Ben time me telling you truth. Oh, our philosophy doesn't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: work this years of pain years. First of all, your
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: life will never be the same. It's not yours anymore.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: It's you get to fit some of your life in
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: around as you got to First of all, you got
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: to feed them, dress them, carry them, hold them everything.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Then when they do learn how to walk, you got
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: to follow behind the ass because I ain't no telling
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: what they're fitting to do with their little shop behind. Yeah,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I had the bus stop with no pants on. Get
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: your way after you pans on, I get the bus stop.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Just embarrassing here, But all right, guys, thank you. We'll
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: at twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: the Sting Show and tell me something good news. Got
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: to give a shout out to Vice President Kamala Harris.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: On this past Friday, Vice President Harris visited Hampton University
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: during HBCU Week and she contends that historically, presently and
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: in the future, the partnership of black students and agencies
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: like NASA, NOAH and other STEM related organizations are vital.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: That's what she said. Um, so congratulations to her for
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: saying that and for being a part of HBC You
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Week and everything. Yes, you know, HBCUs she is Howard University. Yes,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: keep ye keeping that initiative out there at the White House.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's go. Yeah. Also, a more good news.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Beyonce's Be Good Foundation and Jay Z's Sean Sean Carter
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Foundation have collaborated with Tiffany and Company to give two
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: million dollars in scholarships to five small HBCUs that starts
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: today until September twenty six incoming and active students at
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: those schools who qualify for financial aid and go to
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: their school's website to apply. That is very good news. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I love it. Taking care of her, I love it.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I love it. Is getting strong baby, Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: they are. Oh, we gotta say happy birthday too, Steve.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: You'll do something big for him. I'm sure your friend
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry, it is his birthday today today. Yea, it
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: is his birthday today. Yes, yeah. One thing about having
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: friends like that, you ain't got, Bram. We'll be back
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: it is time for ask the CLO Chief Love Officer
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building. This one is from Sandy
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: and Queen's. Sandy writes, I'm in my late forties and
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I have two small dogs that are my fur babies.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a new guy for almost two months
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: and he still hasn't warmed up to my dogs. They
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: can't tell that he doesn't like them, so they steer
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: clear of him. On Saturday, he and I relaxed by
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: my pool and then went upstairs to take a nap.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: When I woke up, he was asleep next to me
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: on the couch and my dogs were on my third
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: floor balcony alone. That was very unsafe to leave them
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: like that. Is it a deal breaker if he's unkind
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: to my dogs? For me, it ain't. But you know,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: obviously you haven't. Someday I'm troubles with it. But let
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: me clear you up on a couple of things. You
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: said that the dogs can't tell if he likes them
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: or not, so they still clear him. Oh they know,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: and that's why the ass was up there on that balcony.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: They was discussing suicide. I'm heading you're right now, this
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: dude and livery day something. Why would it be a
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: deal breaker? The man is not a dog person. I'm
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: not a dog person, but we have a dog. Marjorie
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: loves dogs, so we have a dog, and so I'm
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: not I'm not a dog person. You know, I treat
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: back cool. He seen me coming, he come up to
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: me because you know I'm giving a rub and all
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: this hell. But like, why don't want you going nowhere
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: with me? You don't. You don't walkom dog, You don't
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: walcome walk him for that? No anybody walked up over
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: open Yeah, you know we got in visifest where he
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: can't go past certain boundaries and so he happy. He
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: out there free, don't nobody walking. But he's well trained.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm not a dog person. But Margie, not fin
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: to break up with me because I can't cozy up
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: to some fair babies. Now, you in your late forties
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: by yourself as it is, the reason you were able
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: to meet him in have a Knife time was cause
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: you were single. Part of the reason why you single
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: is I don't know why you single. But everybody ain't
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: got to like your damn dogs. Now, you can call
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: him fair babies if you want to, but them as
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: damned dogs, that's what they are. They're not human beings.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: And if you watch dogs, but he will tell you
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: the biggest problem with most dogs is people don't treat
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: them like dogs. M hmm. Now that's the professional due
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: he in a lawsuits. Oh yeah, he's in a lot
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: of trouble because his dog, Queen, his dog, and they
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: try to cover it up, cover it up and say
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: it that her dog got hit by our car. Coming up.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: It is our last break of the day, and of
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: course at forty nine minutes after the hour, Steve will
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks right after this. You're listening to show.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: the day on this Monday, Um, Steve, before you hit
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: your closing remarks, can we remind our people in California
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: that tomorrow is a big, big day. Tomorrow. Everybody listen
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: to me. You have to vote. We all awake now.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: And the Republican Party the other side of it. There's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with being a Republican, but when you on
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: the other side and you're trying to make them annoy
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: they control the majority, then there's a problem. California has
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: always been a blue state. We have no intentions of
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: turning it read this year or no time soon. You
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: have the numbers out there to make this election go in.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Governor Gavin's favorite Governor Gavin Newsom, This Larry Elder idiot
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: that's running that doesn't understand the plight of people who
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: has completely turned himself inside out to be to fit
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: in with a group that only using him. Get out
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: and vote vote for Gavin Newsom's This recall is completely
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: conjectured and just trumped up mess so they can try
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: to get get a hand in this Senate. Don't let
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: this happen. Get out and vote. Your vote counts. We've
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: proved that this last election. So thank you for showing
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: up at the polls and go and vote for Governor
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom. Thank you period. My closing remarks is kind
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: of something that I was thinking about while I was
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: on vacation. I want to remind everybody not to slip
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: towards the end of the year. Don't slip every year.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you noticed this, but I've been
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: guilty of this myself, and I was thinking about it
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: on vacation. I'm not gonna let it happen to me
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: this year, and I wanted to share something that I
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: was thinking about that happens to me every single year,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to just share with you. I decided
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  Speaker 1: that in the fourth quarter of this year, starting from
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  Speaker 1: September October through the rest of the year that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do my normal pattern of behavior anymore because
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  Speaker 1: it only leads to at the end of the year,
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  Speaker 1: and I got to start over again. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I mean by that. When we get
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  Speaker 1: into the fourth quarter, we have two of the biggest
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  Speaker 1: holidays in front of us, Thanksgiving and Christmas, and this
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  Speaker 1: end of the year causes us to have to make
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  Speaker 1: the same New Year's resolutions every year. Let's start with
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Because of Thanksgiving and because of Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: every year we have to make the same resolutions. His
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  Speaker 1: resolutions Number one, I am going to complete all my
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  Speaker 1: task this year. This is a New Year's resolution we
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  Speaker 1: always make. You know why, because at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the year, every year we stop fulfilling our dreams. We
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  Speaker 1: stopped going towards our vision board because we stop. We
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  Speaker 1: participate in corporate office parties, we participated in the family gatherings,
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  Speaker 1: we participated in the Christmas spending. And this goes on
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  Speaker 1: from October all the way through New Year's Eve. And
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  Speaker 1: so I've noticed, man, that I taper off in my
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  Speaker 1: hustle towards the end of the year because I'm participating
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  Speaker 1: in the two big holidays, which makes me have to
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  Speaker 1: come up with this new Year's resolution every year that
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna complete all my tasks. Then the next resolution
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  Speaker 1: that I have to make every year is I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get my finances together. We're gonna save money this year. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know why we gotta get our finances together and
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  Speaker 1: save money because at the end of the year we
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  Speaker 1: blew our budget on Christmas and Thanksgiving. We do it
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  Speaker 1: all the time. All of us are guilty of this.
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  Speaker 1: We blow our budgets every year. Every year. We say
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  Speaker 1: we're not gonna do this for Christmas, and we end
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  Speaker 1: up doing it. We're not gonna go here, we end
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  Speaker 1: up going We're not gonna buy all this stuff. We
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  Speaker 1: end up doing it the grandkids, the kids that your family,
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  Speaker 1: and you end up messing up your finances every year.
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  Speaker 1: So every year you gotta make that resolution, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: save more money this year, I'm gonna start a savings
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get myself together financially. It's because we got
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  Speaker 1: to be conscious of the end of the year. And
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  Speaker 1: now here's the third and big resolution that we always
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  Speaker 1: make at the beginning of the year. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: in shape and lose this weight. And you know why
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  Speaker 1: we got to make that resolution everybody because of the
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  Speaker 1: end of the year Thanksgiving in Christmas. We participated in
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  Speaker 1: all the trimmings of Thanksgiving in Christmas, and every year,
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  Speaker 1: no matter how well we've been doing for three quarters,
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  Speaker 1: that last quarter of the year, we dedicate ourselves to
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  Speaker 1: stuffing ourselves so we look like the turkey that's on
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  Speaker 1: the table, and we commit ourselves to add this what
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  Speaker 1: holidays is about. I'm gonna eat because it's the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: and you gotta get it together at the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: the year. So the beginning of the year, we end
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  Speaker 1: up starting over because we taper off at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year. So this year, I've committed myself not
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  Speaker 1: to taper off. This year. I'm gonna stay on it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep on my workout, prayer. I'm gonna stay
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  Speaker 1: on a little eating program. Now. Am I gonna enjoy
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  Speaker 1: myself on Thanksgiving Day? Yeah? But that's a cheap dad,
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  Speaker 1: don't hurt you. But you ain't got to eat the
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  Speaker 1: whole damn weekend, and then you ain't got to eat
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  Speaker 1: all the way up through the Christmas party. Then you
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  Speaker 1: gotta eat. Now you off for two weeks doing Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: and you eat all the Christmas break and you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: round and you ain't doing nothing, and now you gotta
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  Speaker 1: lose weight, and we start over and we end up
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  Speaker 1: being looking like a hamster on a treadmill. So this year, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: watch the last quarter of this year, get a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more dedicated to your vision board, pay a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of attention to the progress that you've made over
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  Speaker 1: the previous three weeks, and don't let this last quarter
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  Speaker 1: put you in that trick bag with your finances. And
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  Speaker 1: you wait like it do every year, and then we
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  Speaker 1: start at the beginning of the year. Those are my
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  Speaker 1: clothes and remarks. I hope it makes sense to you,
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  Speaker 1: but if it don't, I see your fat behind in
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