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Nick Cannon #10, Corporal Punishment, Steve's Poem, Vanessa Bryant Wins and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: water got come come on your thing. Huh, I shall well,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvy Man got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Wow man, how good has God been
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  Speaker 1: to me? You know? Today? Let me get right to
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  Speaker 1: it because I'm I'm kind of feeling this today, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's just quite a few of you
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  Speaker 1: who go through the same things today. Today was just
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  Speaker 1: a little tough morning for me because I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to leave home yesterday. You know, I wanted to stay
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  Speaker 1: home a little. I'd just gotten home, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go again. And sometimes, you know, just the weight
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  Speaker 1: of all that you have to do just gets on
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  Speaker 1: you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel like doing it today. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just talking to those who feel this
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  Speaker 1: way every now and then. And I'm assuming that would
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  Speaker 1: be everybody, because I don't know nobody who can just
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  Speaker 1: ply through this thing without having those days. Well, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do when it gets hard to stay up?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when it gets hard to be positive?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do when it seems like things aren't
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  Speaker 1: happening for you fast enough or in the time frame
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  Speaker 1: that you thought it was going What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: And the reason that I guess I chose to speak
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  Speaker 1: about this this morning is because I'm having one of
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  Speaker 1: those days. Because I had one of those days yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a tough day. I really can't explain. It's
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  Speaker 1: nothing really in particular bad happened. It's just I think
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  Speaker 1: the weight of all that's going on started to feel
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  Speaker 1: heavy to me. And so what do you do when
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  Speaker 1: when you have days like that, when it's hard to
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  Speaker 1: be positive, when it's hard to stay up? Okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: what I had to start doing this morning. Now I
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  Speaker 1: haven't completed it. Can I just be real with you.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't completed it, but I am processing it out
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  Speaker 1: because I know what to do. You know, been there,
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  Speaker 1: done that, I didn't had that pain before. I know
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  Speaker 1: what to do. You know, if I sprain my finger,
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  Speaker 1: I know what to do now. You know the first
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  Speaker 1: sprain I had, O Lord, I thought it was broke.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I got me handac half. But now if
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  Speaker 1: I sprain my finger, I know what to do. So
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  Speaker 1: since I've been in this position, in this hole so
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  Speaker 1: many times before, and God has always gotten me through it,
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  Speaker 1: I decided I've got to start the process today. Want
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  Speaker 1: to hear are some things Now, I'm gonna get to
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  Speaker 1: the big one last. And one of the things I
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  Speaker 1: do is I remember the plan, sit down, and I
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  Speaker 1: consciously think about the goals I've set. I go over them. See,
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  Speaker 1: I've got mine down on an iPad so I can
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  Speaker 1: pull them out anywhere I am and pull them up.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got two lists that I've made. I've got
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  Speaker 1: a list of things that I know I can accomplish
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  Speaker 1: if I just keep working hard, and if some couple
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  Speaker 1: of things just fall into place that I can see.
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  Speaker 1: Then I got a list of things that I'm planning
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  Speaker 1: on accomplishing. And then I have a second list. And
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  Speaker 1: the heading of this list is called only God can
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  Speaker 1: help me now. And on this list it's things that
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  Speaker 1: I'm aspiring for or things that I'm hoping to that
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  Speaker 1: in order for them to happen, I absolutely have to
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  Speaker 1: have God's help. That's my favorite list. It's the list
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  Speaker 1: that I have of the things that I don't see
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  Speaker 1: no way it can happen. I'm just operating on faith
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  Speaker 1: and the hope that God hear me, and so sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you gotta when I have this list of who
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  Speaker 1: only God can help me, now, that list is stuff
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  Speaker 1: that I cannot see. I'm just operating on faith that
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  Speaker 1: God is so much bigger than me, that he's so
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  Speaker 1: much more capable than I am, that I can actually
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  Speaker 1: acquire some things in my life, as He's proven to
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  Speaker 1: me time and time again up to this point, that
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  Speaker 1: He's willing to do for me. If I'm willing to
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  Speaker 1: just give him some of my life. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: way I can't explain my existence today. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: began the conversation with my wife, how do I write
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  Speaker 1: a book that becomes so wildly successful? That would be God.
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  Speaker 1: That's only God, Because if you can plan to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and write a wildly successful book, I'd have Benden
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  Speaker 1: sat down and did it, and so would you, So
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  Speaker 1: that would be God. How it got purchased to become
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  Speaker 1: a movie when that was not my intent when I
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  Speaker 1: wrote the book at all. Again, that would be God, right,
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  Speaker 1: there has to be, because if I can't explain it
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  Speaker 1: and it is by no doing of my own, then
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  Speaker 1: who did it? So when I get down in days
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  Speaker 1: like this, I remember the goal. I remember the plan.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the journey. I think about of all the
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  Speaker 1: things God has bought me to how did I even
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  Speaker 1: get to this point. Yeah. I might be having a
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  Speaker 1: little bummer of a day. Yeah I was a little
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  Speaker 1: down yesterday. Yeah, my bio rhythms is off, whatever they
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  Speaker 1: want to call it. Yeah, I'm just having one of
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  Speaker 1: those days. I feel a little bit heavy. I need
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  Speaker 1: a vacation real bad. I need some time off to
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  Speaker 1: just go and regenerate. But right now, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got that. So guess what I do. I gotta start
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  Speaker 1: remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering the goals. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta start thinking about all the things that God has
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  Speaker 1: done for me and how He has bought me this
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  Speaker 1: far and the blessings that I have instead of what
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  Speaker 1: I don't have. And that's what I'm in the process
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  Speaker 1: of doing this morning, and on the commercial breaks, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go over
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  Speaker 1: my two lists, and I'm gonna read my little list
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  Speaker 1: of what I think I can accomplish, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: really read that only God can help Me now list,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling y'all, I said, quit telling God how
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  Speaker 1: big your problems are, and start telling your problems how
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  Speaker 1: big your God is. See. And that's why I got
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  Speaker 1: to sit down to do this morning. And then sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay still. That's the other part. You
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  Speaker 1: got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a second,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes it feel like you're running on a treadmill
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  Speaker 1: and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when you get
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  Speaker 1: that feeling, sometimes you got to stay still. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the devil win.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a fight, mam. I told you this. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're in a fight now, So trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to get on that positive train so he can get
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  Speaker 1: you off the faith train. So God's delivery package. That's
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  Speaker 1: coming to you built on your faith that you can
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  Speaker 1: He can shake your faith and get you to thinking
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  Speaker 1: negative and then he wins. See, so when you start
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  Speaker 1: feeling negative, just know that that's the other force trying
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  Speaker 1: to throw you off track. And when you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all that here is the key, the big one.
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  Speaker 1: You want me tell it to you. You got to pray, man,
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  Speaker 1: You got to pray. You gotta take it to God.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta say, hey, God, look I'm having one of
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  Speaker 1: these days. I need your help. I got business to
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  Speaker 1: take care of. You got blessings in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: You got stuff you to ship to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: blessings and packages that's on the way. I need to
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  Speaker 1: be sitting on Faith streets so I can receive the
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  Speaker 1: delivery when you get there. What I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do is be it on be on doubted Way or
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  Speaker 1: or lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity Parkway or some
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  Speaker 1: street like that, and the package keep going by. I
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  Speaker 1: need to be standing and sitting on Faith Street so
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  Speaker 1: when you drop that package down to me, I can
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  Speaker 1: go on and get it. You feel me. You got
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  Speaker 1: to pray. You got to stay still, you gotta fight
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  Speaker 1: to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: go over the goals. Come on, man, God and brought
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  Speaker 1: you too far, Come on, pick yourself up today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: in for nephew Timmy to do these pranks, but he's
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  Speaker 1: the day. I'm I got. I wrote a poem by
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonnaell you all about it. But right now, here's
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  Speaker 1: the must have son. Just don't get it. I'm upset today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh please, hello, hello, I'm trying to reach Vanessa. Please
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  Speaker 1: I as My name is Robert. I'm the one of
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  Speaker 1: the owners. You know, my wife Michelle. We own the bay. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: can I help you? Okay, we've been uh. I think
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  Speaker 1: we've had your son, Malik, probably close to a year now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, yes you have is everything? Okay? So
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  Speaker 1: everything's fine, Everything is fine. I don't think we have
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  Speaker 1: a problem that we can't clear up. Um, I have
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  Speaker 1: a question for you. Have you been noticing anything different
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  Speaker 1: about Malik? Um? Like concerning hygiene at all? Hygiene? No,
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  Speaker 1: not that I can be called. What are you talking about? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: How old is Malik? He's too? Okay, Well, we all
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  Speaker 1: sooner have come across a little glitch here that we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to take care of here at the at
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  Speaker 1: the daycare. Actually my wife didn't. I told her I
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  Speaker 1: would make the phone call and leave her out of it.
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  Speaker 1: I know you see her every day once. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: what glitch are you talking about? What? What is this glitch?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, glitch? What is this glitch that you want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about I'm confused. Okay, Well, actually we're having
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  Speaker 1: is it seemed like every day here lately for the
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  Speaker 1: last two months, Malik has been you know, very musty.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he hasn't been really sweety, but just real musty. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you clearly have the wrong child because I give my
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  Speaker 1: son a bath every night, and most Martin is before
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  Speaker 1: he leaves to school, I give him another bath again.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child. No, man,
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  Speaker 1: your son is Malik, right, and he's two years old.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have been here with us right close to
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  Speaker 1: a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and he's a
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  Speaker 1: cute little kid with the curly hair. I know exactly
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  Speaker 1: which one is. So what I'm what I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: you is that we are having problems. He's just he's
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  Speaker 1: just reaching, you know, he's real musty. Okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: what my son does not reek. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: child you're talking about, but you're not talking about my child.
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  Speaker 1: I just told you and make sure that he gets
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  Speaker 1: a bath every night, So that's not my child. My
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  Speaker 1: child is very clean. Okay, Well, what hang on, Vanessa,
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  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to get you to understand is I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to. This is why my wife didn't want to call. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm glad I'm actually the one that made the call.
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  Speaker 1: What we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
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  Speaker 1: month or so. Experiment. No, no, I'm sorry. Well what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean experient? What kind of experiment? Well, what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some male deodorant
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  Speaker 1: on him for the next well just for the next month,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll see how it plays out. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you're not You're not gonna put anything on my child.
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  Speaker 1: That's not gonna happen. Okay, Well, man, I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to fix the problem here. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to call it. It It doesn't have a problem. I'm already
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  Speaker 1: told you that my son is clean. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: put any idiment on him, and if you do, it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a problem. Do you understand me? Okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have an argument with you. What
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know is I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 1: have either. But you're trying. You talked about putting Theodora.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna child you. You can't do that. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to happen in Please don't make me have
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  Speaker 1: to come now to that school for you and your wife. Okay, man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do something about your child. Your
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  Speaker 1: child is musty, okay, And you're sitting here getting an
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  Speaker 1: attitude with me, and I'm trying to let you know
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  Speaker 1: your child is much nonsense. Maybe you're the one that
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  Speaker 1: is musty. Maybe you and your wife are musty. My
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  Speaker 1: child is not musty. I keep telling you that I
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  Speaker 1: bathed him every night, which pointed that you don't you understand.
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  Speaker 1: I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap,
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  Speaker 1: maybe something that is not taking effect. I'm not sure. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe he doesn't smell as because I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: child you are not using there or my child. Do
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  Speaker 1: I need to come down there for you with the
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  Speaker 1: comps and suit your entire establishment. You don't want that
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  Speaker 1: to happen staying away from my child? Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Matter of fact, great, my son. Man, you're
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  Speaker 1: satisfied your son is in there with the rest of
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  Speaker 1: the kids. They're playing, you know, today is the first
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  Speaker 1: day I sprayed a little bit of meldy odor and
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  Speaker 1: under how that works. You look, Cheryl, can you come
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  Speaker 1: up for me for a couple of minutes. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'll be there within the hour. Because you
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  Speaker 1: must be crazy. I mean, he sprayed my son smell.
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  Speaker 1: I just sprayed a little bit of the older and honor,
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  Speaker 1: just to see if we can get the commission to
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  Speaker 1: do that. And I keep telling you, I said, there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with my child, and you took it up
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  Speaker 1: on your choc to go and spray my child and
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  Speaker 1: you weren't about to do it out you think I'm
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  Speaker 1: reading right now? Okay, well, what are you coming here for?
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  Speaker 1: The boy is? You're the son of the leak? Is fine?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you coming here? You know he's curling that fine?
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  Speaker 1: If you've gone around spread, how don't you space because
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  Speaker 1: clearly you're smelling and riaking and funky as hell. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't give you no child. I'm gonna. I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you. But I'm an ah y'all because you
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  Speaker 1: were crazy. Okay, let me say this man. Your son
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  Speaker 1: is Musty. He's been king for the musty. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I ain't even trying to hear you because you're
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  Speaker 1: you're you're clearly crazy. How are you going around spraying
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  Speaker 1: people's kids? It's my child? Did you smell be ever? Chiding?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I'm about to get in my car,
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  Speaker 1: come on there for you because you must be crazy? Hello? Hello,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Why did you hang up on me? I'm trying to
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: fix the problem, ma'am. Well, I told you that I'm
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: coming down there. I'll be there in telling one. But
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I needed to let you know one more thing that's
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: going on here? What could you possibly let me know?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Because I'm on my waist right now. Where are you? Now?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Are you in your car? Where are you? I am
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: heading to my car, not to get in my car
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: to come down that because you must be crazy spraining
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: my child. Before you get to your car, I need,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you one more thing about your side. Okay,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: please you possibly have to tell me. I want to
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: tell you that is Listen to me, this is nephew.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Tell me to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend sherl
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: got me to play for call you that I'm standing
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: here in the back a lot about them. Come down.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I never I never exactly what I was about I'm
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: gonna get a I was like, because I'm nigga, I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: know my child musty. I know my child is clean
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: and he don't smell. I amna get up. I just
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: talked to right here in a kimble. You gotta call
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: her right now, I said, Okay, just chill out, let
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: me call her. You don't know, is Malik nice and clean?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Milik is always nice and clean and smelling right, So
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell you were talking about.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, got my child? You got the wrong child?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: You are about to get it. You don't even know.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh man, Vanessa, you gotta tell me one more thing.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: But what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: show in the lake, the one and only Steve running
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: in shower? All right, thank you, Junior. Coming up next,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: it is asked the CLLO with Chief Love Officer Steve
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions. Right
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening. At the top of the hour,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: comedian Gary Owen clears up why he got a divorce.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson makes it clear that he did not donate
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: blood recently, and Nick Cannon, all congratulations are in order
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: again he's back in the news with baby number. What
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: tend sir? But right now we'll get to all that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But right now it is time to ask the CLO.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: All right, CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, Here we go,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Sharie and little Rock says, I've been dating a man
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: for a month and he's already saying he's falling in
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: love with me. He wants to make love so he'll
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: know if his feelings are real. And I am lusting
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: for him too, But I want to wait. Will he
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: dump me if I don't give him a taste? He's
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: falling in love with you? Yeah, I love you already.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Well let's see, Yeah, let's see if he really loves
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you wants to rush y'all trying to spend the rest
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: of your life together. See, y'all got a quick breaking
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: this thing down in these thirty day time frames, y'all
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: living on If your goal is to spend the rest
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: of your life together, you don't have thirty days to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: find out why. Yeah, they've only been dating a month,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: two more months, Just wait till you ready. Don't let
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: him talk you into that. Right when he first asked
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: for your number, that's what he wanted, and that was
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: before he had love feelers or anything. Come on, tell
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: the truth. I'm ready, surely all right. Felice in Germantown says,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I was in a grocery store and I saw my
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: aunt's husband buying flowers. He didn't see me. And I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: stopped by to see my aunt that evening and my
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: uncle wasn't home. I didn't see any flowers either. Should
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I mind? My bil business are spilled mine? Yo, damn business.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You don't know what that man was doing. He could
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: have been buying in flowers and lay on a grave somewhere.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: You don't know. Stay out your damn business. So damn
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: what it's why your ass ain't got nobody now? And
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: why don't she speak to her? To her uncle at
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the store, she could have said hi, no, no, no,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: because she wanted to be cookie have said hey uncle, yeah, yeah,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: how you doing? Yeah? For sure? All right? Moving on
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to LaToya in Colorado Springs, LaToya says, my husband and
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I share an account that we use for miscellaneous things.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I want to take one thousand dollars to go to
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: my cousin's wedding in Vegas. My husband wants a new
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: barbecue grill for eight hundred dollars instead, shouldn't he get
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: a cheaper grill so I can go to Vegas? Hell no,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you're talking to a barbecue man. Hell no, ain't getting
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: no cheaper griel so you can go to Vegas. Why
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: don't you not go to Vegas summer? Old? I can
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: only go to Vegas in the summer. What is that? Well,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, both of y'all need to set your
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: ass down. Why is you going to Vegas? And what
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: is he trying to grief? Mister? Whole damn summer season?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: She wants to go to her cousin's wedding. It's more important,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I think. Listen, When is Vegas a bad idea? Ya?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Hold y'all, every married couple has to have for accounts. Yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: so you got to have your No, they have a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: mutual account that they share for miscellaneous stuff, for miscellaneous,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: not a miscellaneous been to create a conflict. Yeah, you
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: need one bank account where both of y'all money go
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: into the pay household. That's the shared account. Cover your
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: life expensive. You need one account that both of you
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: all have to sign for. That's a savings account. Put
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: one percent, five percent, ten percent of your money. Every week,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: something got to go in that account. I don't care
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: if it's ten dollars. And the only way that money
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: could come out it requires two signals. That's the second account.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Then you need a personal account and he needs a
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: personal account. Out of that joint miscellaneous money, you decide
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: how much goes into your personal as an allowance and
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: what goes into his personal as an allowance. And then
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: if you got a thousand dollars in your account, you
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: can fly where you want to fly. He can't say
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: nothing to you about it. And if he want to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: buy eight hundred dollar grill, you can't say nothing about it. Now,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: obviously y'all ain't making that much money where y'all got
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: to put this thing together. So now you have the delimma. Yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: now I'll tell you what he bet not you. He
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: bet not buy that grill. And your hands don't go
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to that wed because every time you flying up, every
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: time you fire that grill up, she gonna start cooking
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: your ass. Can he starts seizing the chicken, and she'll say,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: every time it's a fire, put some water on it,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: put it out. Oh, you get to do what you
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: want to do. I missed the wedding, and I saw
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: on the picture that everybody had a good time. Yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: but we eat barbecue. Though I don't even like your chicken.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: He can always you can always get a grill. Let
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: her go to the wedding. Damn. Yeah, all right, Karma
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and uh Monroe, this is the last one, Steve Karma
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: and Monroe says, my son's My son stays with my
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: mom for two hours after school, and I pay her
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: weekly for this school year. She told me that I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: have to reimburse her if she feeds my son. I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: dropped off a pack of hot dogs and buns, and
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: now she's mad. Why should I pay extra? Damn? How
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: old is the boy? She didn't say, But he's in school.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: He's a school age Well this must be he must
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: be a big boy. Pays her weekly and then her
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: mom boy, Yeah, well you gotta really you gotta really stank.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Grandmoma don't want to feed the grand back because she
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: knows how to stretch it unless she ain't been well
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: this week. We have it, rice, just right? No beans?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Ready for your snack? Right snack? Grandma? Ready for dinner? Right?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Want a little something to take home with you when
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: your mama, come right right. This next week is potato week,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and next the week after that, we haven't let us week.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Why can't that all go together? Ye, we're having celery stocks. Yeah,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: she's gonna all his ass out. Yeah, I don't know
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: why she can't keep him free. So she pays them
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: to keep to keep them. She wants them. Yeah, she
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: wants the money for herself. And then it's your money
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: for food. Huh. She want all profit because because the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: little boys. But she grandmama, you got Fomo cookies oreole
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: because I ate a roll of oils before. But the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: daughter says, why should she pay extra if your son's
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: eating you know, I mean it's a good thing that
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: you dropped the hot dog in the buns. Right, Well,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: don't pay tell you mama you're not paying. Come outside
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: to the last be on the port. Yeah, this is
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: a strange relationship. You give mama some more money for
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: your baby. Yeah, unless asking to go to McDonald's for
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: a happy meal or something like that. Yeah, all right,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Ciello.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Stay Harvey Morning show. Well last year
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you recalled to median Gary Owen and his wife Kenya
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: divorced after eighteen years of marriage. Kenya accused Gary of cheating,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: and on a recent radio interview, Gary wanted to set
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the record straight. He shared that he left Kenya first,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: not the other way around. He said that he filed
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: for divorced first and it all came down to him
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: being unhappy. Gary said, I left. I filed first. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: made the phone call saying I don't want to be married.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: When everything came out, I just stayed quiet. But this
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: whole narrative was I got caught out there, she left me.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: That's not what happened. Gary said he and Kenya have
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: been together for twenty three years, married for eighteen and
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: he had left her for a few times before, but
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: he went back. He says, this last time he left,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: he was just unhappy. Thanks. You say, when you gotta
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: called cheating, Yeah, I mean it's like this, so what though? Yeah, yeah,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: that's what I say. See these guys, now, I don't
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: understand the IRV. Goody all this. You know these people, man,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: they come out the woodwork with these stories and tell nobody.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Nobody asked you. Gary who cares? Dog? What difference do
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: it make? Take the blame for it? Just whar? Yeah,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: it's all good. I left her, So what m because
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I was unhappy? Okay, dog? You know, ain't nobody asked couple?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: She unhappy? Man? Y'all dudes, man, keep y'all prefer you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna joke about it. And then you're a comedian
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you can write jokes about it. Yeah, I got I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: filed first. Okay, do that don't make you more desirable?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Don't still? Don't nobody want? What do it look like
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: if you said that got the two war? What are
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: you looking like? You were hearing me on that talk?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Know what they was? And all this hill? Yeah, I
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: messed up. It was my bad. I eat it. You know.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I joke about it every now and then. But I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to say about No, I left him
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: first and all this hill. Yeah, No, you're not gonna
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: have kids. You have kids? Yeah, and that's you're right.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: You let your ego get involved. Yeah, you're right, all right.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Moving on to NBA legend Magic Johnson. Magic shut down
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: these rumors that he donated blood to the American Red
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Cross after a social media picture of him giving blood
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: went viral with the caption. Earlier today, NBA legend Magic
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Johnson donated some of his blood to the Red Cross
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: to help underprivileged communities help fight COVID nineteen. Magic jumped
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: onto her to dispel the rumor. He tweeted, I'm aware
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: of the false story circulating the internet. Circling the internet,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: and to be clear, I have never donated blood. The
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: photo that was used was from a documentary Magic did
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: back in twenty and twelve. All right, everybody clear, now,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: yeah he didn't. Magic Johnson has been one of the
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: best proponents for this virus and bought more awareness to
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: it than anybody. People need to stop. Man, he's a
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: responsible guy. He's been at the forefront of this fight
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: every since he contracted HIRA, and the dude has done
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: so much for the awareness and the cause of it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't do That's not who he is. Man. People
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: do No, it's not people be doing stuff. They just
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: be wrong and accurate. Yeah, yeah, just lie. Just because
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: it's on social media does not mean it's true. You
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: can't believe everything you reach Loan, what are you talking
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: about that? We gotta move on to this next story
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: because this two is unbelievable. Uh, this is baby news.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Baby news, Okay, seems like the only baby news we
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: ever hear, especially lately, involves Nick Cannon. Right, Okay, so
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Nick is having yet another baby. This time it's a boy. Uh.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: This will be his tenth baby, his tenth child. Yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Nick broke the news. He broke the news. On Wednesday,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: he posted a video of the maternity shoot with his
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: ex Brittany Bell. Uh. He and Brittany already have two
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: children together, and they are now expecting a baby boy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Nick captioned the video time stopped and this happened. He
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: got teen. When it was these women I was coming,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Nick called me, ask me, I just wonder how you
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: do it? Well? Is there something about Nick that women
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: can't resist? They gotta have his baby? Is there something
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: about him? I mean, we love Nick Cannon, but is
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: there something about him that we don't know? Well, he
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: don't like condom? Okay, we know that, like birth controlling. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: we know that those are things that we do know. Yeah,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: but I mean I don't know, you don't. I mean, listen,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: all of these children are young. Yeah, I don't. I
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: don't care who you are. Women are very very shrewd
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: and very understanding of their pecking order. And a woman
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: is not gonna less let her child by you feel
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: any less than any other. So all I'm saying is
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the amount of child support that's going to pay out,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm telling you, man, it's it's astronomic. It's astronomical
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: between child support and taxes. It's not just about that
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: he needs to be there to be present. That's the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: thing that gets me. What about the kids? I meant
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: a lot of planes, a lot of faces, a lot
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: of a lot of stuff gonna get missed unless we
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: just do a zoom call for everybody. Yeah, your visitation's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: gonna have to be zoom call. Yeah, all right, uh,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: thank you? Um all right. Coming up into episode, coming
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after. Would you allow a teacher
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: to discipline your child by paddling them at school? That's
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: a question. No, we'll come back to talk about right
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: after this. Yeah, you're listening to. Cassville School District in
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: South Missouri is sent shockwaves throughout the city with a
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: highly controversial announcement that they are reinstating get this, they
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: are reinstating corporal punishment for the students okay. Underneath the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: new policy, school district employees will be allowed to punish
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: students by paddling them, which is considered to be the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: last resort after other forms of discipline have failed. Okay,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the last resort. Parents will have the option to opt
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: in to the new policy or decide against it. The
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: school superintendent said that parents were tired of having their
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: child their children suspended, so this is the option that
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: they chose to go with. And here's the question, would
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: you agree to corporal punishment? Would you agree to this punishment? Guys? Well,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Carla Hansel child, No, no, no, you are not paddling
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: my child. That's not happening. You're not gonna put your
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: hands on my child. No, not not this day in age.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I know we kind of went through that when we
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: were growing up. But you know what, I just think
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: I think it's asked backwards. Where is this that now, Shirley,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: this is in South Missouri? Still that it doesn't make
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: any sense. Listen, we're going about this the wrong way.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: We're in the Amen school shootings now, we're in that age. Patling,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ain't what we need to put back in school. If
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: you want to put something back in school, you need
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to put prayer back in the school. I would be
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: much happier if they put prayer back in school and
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: instead of a line something where it came from anyway anyway,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: instead of letting some ignorant person decide whether my child
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: needs to be spanked or not, I'll do that at
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the house. See what they're trying to do is cut
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: back on these suspensions, right, you ain't even crying the problem.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: The problem is the unruly student. Yeah, they're saying that's
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: the last resort the past. So no, you keep sending
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: these unruly ass kids up to the school and then
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: they keep suspending them. Now you want to give them
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: permission to beat them. Don't make no damn sense. When
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the real problem is these unruly ass kids. You don't
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: have no laws in place to govern them. We keep
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: sending these under raised kids into these uh school teachers hands,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: and now they got to be counselors, mothers, babysitters, security
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to go to school to pay to teach. Y'all want
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: too much? Man, Now you got to decide who get
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: corporate part Nachi, George and Jerry Man get out of here.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: That's too much. Yeah, it's spending these ignorant ass kids.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour. Uh,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Junior has written a poem and title it doesn't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: hurt to ask. It don't hurt to ask, and he
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: wants to share it when we come back. You're listening,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: all right, So that moment has arrived, Steve. It's time
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: for a poetry moment. Please do the honors, ladies and gentlemen.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: He's here. He's effectually referred to as Jay Rapp. Jay Rapp,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I am, and this is an acronym. Jay Rapp stays
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: for juniors, raggedy ass poems, Asian gentleman, Jay Rapp. Thank you?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: You know I was at my counselor are you well?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you? I had my counseling session yesterday, you know,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: and I have I've been bothered by Yeah. Yeah, I
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: go every Tuesday thirty. I went to my count session yesterday. Yeah.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I've been I've been working on myself, you know, and
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: so I've been knowing you should I've been knowing you
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: should have needed to go, yeah, to take Uncle Steve.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: And I've been feeling some type of timmy not here,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm doing these pranks and stuff. And you say it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: If you won't more, you gotta do more. So Tyler,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: this poem is it don't hurt to ask, because here
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: it is. It don't hurt to ask. Good morning to
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: all of us that came to work. I have a question.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I might sound like a jerk, but I have to
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: introduce the pranks. For four straight days I took care
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: of the task and didn't ask for any praise. Did
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: y'all notice that? Yeah, yeah, I have stepped up to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: fulfill an important task. You probably will say hell no,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: but it don't hurt to ask. Don't get at me
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: or curse me out, but uh a little money was
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: sure helped me out. I've been doing Tommy's pranks every
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: single day. A matter of fact. Why he's not at
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: work this week anyway, I just give some of this
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: money's for the task. I know you're gonna say no,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: but it don't hurt the ask the end? Can I
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: get a raid? All? I want to know? I just won't.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It could be it could be forty dollars because I
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: have I have a point. One poem deserves a point.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we go. I do appreciate you, Junior
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and all that you do. But when a man goes down,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: somebody steps up, and that up is on you. You
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: are the only one that can do these praises, right,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: You're the only one who sits here and understands him.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Day and night you come to work. You don't do
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: nothing but ask me two damn questions a day. So
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you don't think we're gonna have you introduced these pranks
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: every time they play. You must have lost your mind
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: if you think this ain't so. But let me ask
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you this question. Well you gonna go. So now we
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: sit here talking about some more money for me. But
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you know good Hell well, I couldn't have asked the
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: other three. So now, lord Junior, here we are. My
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: poems is long because I can't go far because he's
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I make these things up as I go. Yeah, but
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: they always turned out pretty good. That's for damn show.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Now let's get back to what I started to say.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Why his little lads got the nerd asked me for
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: more pay? But here we go, I thought, right, none
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: of this, damn I know it is. But he should
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: have put his pen down because asking me for money
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: it just ain't right. Yeah, damn Junior, how long did
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: it take you to write this poem last night. So
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: now as I get ready and prepared to close, really,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: i'll leave you with this information that everybody knows. You
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: can't ask me for nothing that ain't down. And for
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: me to give you a raise and not give the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: ladies it would be unfair. Oh no, oh, you just
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: gonna do me. Oh you spend all night right in
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: your little ragged hand for you try to castle told me.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you therapist, Thank you Junior, Thank you Steve for
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the clap back coming up next. Oh wow, Junior, you
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: gotta work the prank phone call right after you're listening
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like this title a little pooh ran
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: off my boo. Okay, gross you. We'll get into that
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: in just a little bit, but right now it is
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: time for Junior to get to work around here and
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: for the nephew. And uh, today's prank phone call? What
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: you got Junior? All right? You know I ain't getting
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: paid for this, but I'm just gonna say it. Today's
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: prank phone call is my tip. Yeah, I would like
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a tip. But I ain't getting it to my tip.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, hello, hello, I'm trying to reach mister mister
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Kenney's Yeah, this is how you doing. I'm actually calling
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: you from the seafood house. You you you came and
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: had I waited on you. You came and had dinner
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: over here the other night. Yeah, I'm about two nights ago. Yeah,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I was your food. I was a service. Um, everything
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: was good. Um, I don't. I don't have any complaints.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I always enjoy when I come there. Um, I don't.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I never got a phone call from you. Got everything
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? Yeah, everything. So I'm actually, uh, I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: don't know if you're remember me waiting on you, but
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I actually waited on you. Okay, okay, how you doing?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I'm good with What would you say? Would you say
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: that my service was was was pretty good enough to
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: par Yeah? Like I said, man, everything was excellent every
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: time I come there. The food is great, The service
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: is good. Um, I have no complaints. Everything is is good. Okay,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: good good deal, A good deal, mister Kenney. Listen you
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: you if you don't mind me asking, man, if you
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: really thoroughly enjoyed the service as well as the food
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm assuming you you come here a lot, so
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming you you really liked the food that we
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: put out. If you don't mind, because if I can
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: ask you a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: why why why you why you took me the way
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you did? Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: know you you you you didn't even even close to
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: ten percent? You know I would just I just you call.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: First of all, let me ask you something because I
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: don't remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: down on any survey. I didn't I've never taken a survey. Lord,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: have I gotten a call from you guys? So how
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just giving
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: a courtesy call, and I'm just curious about you know, courtesy. Hey,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my question,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: how did you give my phone number? Because I didn't
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: give it to anybody there. So you you've done something
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: that tota when I went on it, I went on
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: and the research and whether it took to get a number,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I did. I you know, it was just
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: a bother to me that that you took me the
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: way you did. Well, it's bothering me that you calling
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: me U in the middle of the day asking me
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: about a tip. First of all, uh, you said how much?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Did you say? I tipped you? Yeah? I got five
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: dollars tip and your your meal was at least eighty
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: something plus dollars. You you've done all this research and
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you got the wrong number. You got the wrong damn
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: number because, first of all, I took more than five
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: damn dollars. I used to work for Chills, bro, So
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: let me explain that to you. I used to work
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: for Chills and I know what it's like. And then
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: five dollars is no, you got the wrong tayor you
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: known't done all this research for no, no, no, you
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you mister kiddies. I waited on you. I'm kiddy, but
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: but you don't got the wrong kidding because JNS typical
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: damn five dollars. When I go, I balled, baby, I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: go to the people who because I want to entertain
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: my people. You know what I'm saying, So I don't
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: see see the problem I'm having. You know you you
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you you're bringing your people and you want a ball
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: and everything. But you you know you're balling with them,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: but you shot change in the waistam I ain't short
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: change the damn Look you complaining about five? Do I
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: give you five dollars? Get off the damn phone? Now?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Would I give you five dollars for I don't tip? Look,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: damn five dollars? But I got plenty of money. I
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: got plenty of money. I don't need you called me
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: tell me how to damn kill. I told you, man,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I used to work for TIMPs. I don't need you
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to call me. You would think you would think that
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: if you you would think that if you were somebody
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: that worked for some tip, that you would know how
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to come in and tip somebody leading at least fifteen percent. Man,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I can't even understand how how you come in? You bawling.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: You know you don't brought a couple of people with you,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: and you leave me with five outs. Look here, man,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't leave you. I told your stupid I ain't
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: leave you with no five dollars. Man, I left that
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: at least twenty five dollars up in that thing called
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: we're hosting some people and I want to show my
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: gratitude or something, and you calling me like the wrong
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: damn tip them out and the wrong person. You don't
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: got the wrong person and calling got the raw you,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: mister Kenned. I remember waiting on you and two other
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: people when you came in there. What when you in
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: there with two other people? Man? Who yell? Are you?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: How do you know my damn business? Anyway? Cool? Who
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: the hell are you? Because I'm because I'm the one
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: that waited. Only didn't tell yourself the only way, the
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: only way, the only way we could really rectify it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Won't you do this? Man? Won't you come back up
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: here and bring me the tip that I deserve. I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: ain't coming no damn when I told you a matter
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: of fact, when I come up there again, I'm gonna
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: look for yall. You give me your name, and you
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: give me your managing name, because matter of fact, I'm
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: gonna call up there and come up there to day
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: because I don't appreciate you calling my damn fall by
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: some kill and I know good and damn well I
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: killed good money. Okay, we'll do this for me, doing
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: this for men. When you do come up here to day,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: when you bringing me my damn putting money, I'm gonna
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: give you a tip. I'm gonna get you a till
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: quick calling people about it tip and maybe make some
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: better service and you get a better tip. I'nna bringing
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: your till. I'm bringing you the tip of my shoe up, y'all.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: That one of my brain because you got I get
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: into a job today at Boba Clark. I ain't look here, man,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: It ain't no problem. That's perfect. Because I get off
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: the fire, I'm gonna come down there, I'm gonna turst.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to your managers. Then i'm gonna hand
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you the little special money tip money you won't tell.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna whop your in the parking like. That's what
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. You know what I ain't worried about
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: to get I want to tip. I'm gonna get you
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: a till. Quit stalking people by the damn till that
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: what you stopped doing. That's your till. You see. You
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: know testing me off now, So I'm gonna come down
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna whoop. That's what I'm gonna do. Okay,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna tell you you gonna I'm gonna do
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: what one need to do to help you. All my
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: time hey, what, hey man, I ain't worried about nothing,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: because let me tell you something. If you whoop to say,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: way you timp I ain't worried about the damn thing.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Now check this out. You got the wrong number, but
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you got the right because I'm gonna come down there
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let you see what it is. Plam see.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I try to conduct myself in a nice matter and
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: be professional, but you're I'm about and you're gonna get it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I got your till when I'm bob. You better weed
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: come come down and beat you. That's what I'm gonna do.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get the real I'm coming down there soon
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: as I get off from work. You're better not bring
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: it down now, you bet, But you ain't got to
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: worry about me, ain't. What's your name? What's your name?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Do you? You? You? You gotta be in the paper?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I remember your name? What's your name? My name? Tommy? Timmy? What?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Because I'm I don't tim me? Who nephew Timmy from
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got break what?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Hey man? This is a nephew Timming from the Steve
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Richard got me to play
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: for call you. You know what, y'all. You got my
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: damn pressure up, man, y'all some steak I'm gonna I'm
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: gonna get. I'm gonna get both of y'all time, y'all,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: because y'all ain't right. Man. You got me holing in
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: this day I'm dealing my employees looking at me. Man,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: he ain't not gonna be me at like this. I'm
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: na here talking about a meeting so we can get
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: out of company Christmas party together. Man. And you got
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: me here, kid, yall? Man, Hey, kiddy, man, I gotta
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you though, baby, Come on, man, what
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: is what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvid Morning Show. Man. Hey, man, Hey, listen,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey, I'm
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: scared to go down. And now they might they might
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: be scaring. They gonna with me. It might be a
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: differing over. They're gonna be pulling out they kills nine.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: They're gonna gona we got the boss. We got it man.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Y'all got me, y'all got me half my tip? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: What I should have asked for I should just asked
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: for a tip and not a race when I'm just
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I'm so you think it would have been better if
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you asked for a tip. It's been a raise. Oh
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: so you just said, are you just gonna keep flapping
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: your lips? Let me tell you something that ain't gonna
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: ever go down. You come on on this show acting
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: like you the best poet intense because you not is me,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: and it's clear as hell you're better. Ask l Pooh, Jake,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: so I rang the bell? Coming up next letter? This
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: subject Lisa wasn't as long. Subject Oh god, a little
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Pooh ran off my boo. We'll find out what that
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: means right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: and if you need advice on relationship, sex, works, parenting,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air Pop Pop,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here right now.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: You never know. It could be yours, Yeah, could be yours.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: You're indentrous servant Julie here to introduce a strawberry letter
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: for shutty Strawberry lady, turning your radios up. It's time
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: for the strawberry letter. My good friend, shirty Strawberry. That's right,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: thank you, My good friend Junior. Subject a little poole?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: What he is? I am? What is that? Oh? Yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: all right? Subject a little pooh ran off my boo.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty three year old single
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: female and I was dating a thirty five year old
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: man that ghosted me. We met and it was like
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: no one else existed in our lives. We went on
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: a trip two weeks after we started dating, and he
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: spoiled me and I spoiled him. He was at my
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: house or I was at his house every night. He
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: was the best lover and that deepened our connection. This
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: went on for four months and I was thinking he's
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: the one. Then I got food poisoning and had to
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: be hospitalized for two days. I had been going to
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and throwing up before I drove myself to
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: the hospital. My man rushed to the hospital to see me,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: and he told me he'd go to my house to
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: get a few toiletrees and get a change of clothes
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: for me. He came back to the hospital with a
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: small bag for me, and then he ghosted me. I
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: called and called and started worrying that something something happened
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: to him. I saw that he posted a picture on
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Instagram and that was odd to me. Then he blocked
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: my number, and he blocked me on IG. So I
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: wanted some answers. I went by his job and waited
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: for him to come out for lunch. He walked past
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: me and said he's glad I was better, and he
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: dismissed me just like that. I had met one of
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: his co workers before, so I messaged him on ig
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: to see if he knew what was up with my boyfriend.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: He responded right away and said that my boyfriend couldn't
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: handle how messy my house was and the way I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: left the bathroom was not ladylike at all. I told
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: his coworker that I was very sick and I did
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: not think about cleaning up the toilet before I went
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to the hospital. He said, a nasty woman is a
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: turn off. How can my boyfriend be so shallow? Is
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: that a sign that he is not the man for me?
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Or should I keep trying to reconnect with him. No,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: don't try to keep connecting with him. Don't try to
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: reconnect with him. It's over at this point, it's over.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: He came and saw something he didn't need to see,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: and that's it. It's done. I mean, you know the question,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: is your house normally a mess? And I'm gonna say no,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: because you already said in the letter you guys spent
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: time over each other's house every night, so obviously it
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: was clean. Then I mean, if he doesn't understand that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: you were very sick and you did the best you
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: could do before driving yourself to the hospital, then he No,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: he's not the one for you. I don't know what
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: kind of condition you left the house end. It sounds
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: like you didn't flush and it was just a mess
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: in there. But whatever you left in there, it was
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: too much for his week's stomach to handle. So you
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: got to leave him alone. Please leave him alone. I
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: mean his coworkers. His coworker was right. Men don't like
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: nasty women, just like women don't like nasty men. And
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: the point is you're not a nasty woman, or he
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have been with you for four whole months. The
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: problem is he can't unsee that bathroom, whatever was going
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: on in there. He cannot unsee that you were very,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: very sick. And I don't know what he doesn't get
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: about that. Food poisoning is serious business. You can't even
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: control what's going on with your body and what's coming
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: in and going out. You know, you can't control that.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Your case sounds like it was very sincere, very severe.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: It landed you in the hospital. So all I gotta say,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't understand that, let him go. He is
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: shallow and it sounds like he's moved on anyway, So
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: whatever with him by Steve Wow that bathroom, though, I
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: want to share something with his young lady in this letter,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: just thirty three year old as dating is thirty five
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: year old. First of all, he's looking for something. He's
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: at that age where he trying to work through it
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: and he's looking at something. When y'all met you alway inseparable.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: It's like the only two existed in this word. We
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: went on trips two weeks after you started dating. He
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: spoiled me and y'all spoiled him. He was at my
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: house or I was at his house every night. He
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: was the best level and that deepende connection. This went
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: on for foremost, and I was thinking, he's the one.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go, keyword. I was thinking
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: he's the one. He did not tell you you other one.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in his letters said we fell deeply in love.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody talking about a commitment. I will tell you
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: for in fact, it wasn't that deep for him yet,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: because he was still trying to assess everything. I know,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you all over each other's house every night. But the
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: thing of it is, you knew when he was coming,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and he knew when he was coming, so you had
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: time to make your place presentable, as did he. But
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: then it came along. Everything was going good, and you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: got food poisoning and had to be hospitalized for two days.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: That's a severe case. Yeah. I'd been going to the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: bathroom and throwing up before I drove myself to the hospital.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: My man rushed to the hospital to see me and
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: told me he'd go to my house pick up a
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: few tall trees and change of clothes for me. When
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: he came back to the hospital with a small bag,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: he ghosted me, hold on right there back, Yes, what
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: the hell in that bath? I knew it all right.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Coming up with twenty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: The subject a little pooh right off, my boo. You're
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. The subject is a little pooh, ran
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: off my boo. Yeah, we don't have all the cast
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: members here to hit this thing that I've decided to
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: share with you. Thirty three year old woman dating this
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: thirty five year old man that ghosted me. They met,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: there was nobody else existed in their lives. That went
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: on trip two weeks later they dated. They was either
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: that one, how so the other house. Every time he
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: was the best lover, that deep in the connection. This
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: went on for four months. She said, I was thinking
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: he's the one, ladies. A lot of times, I was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: thinking he's the one, and it's nothing wrong with you
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: thinking that. But he didn't share that with you. I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: don't think it was that deep for him yet. I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: think he was still in the decision making process. Then
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I got food poison and had to go to the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: hospital for two days. That's some strong food poisoning. That
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: girl you was going through it. I've been going to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: the bathroom and throwing up before I drove myself to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: the hospital. Brave justin to go ahead, girl. My man
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: rushed to the hospital to see me and told me
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: he'd go to my house and get a few taller
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: trees and change your clothes from me. He came back
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: to the hospital with a small bag and then he ghosted.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I called and called and called, and I started wearing
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: that something had happened. And then I saw that he
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: posted a hitch on Instagram and it was kind of
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: odd to me, and then he blocked me on IG
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: So I wanted some answers, so she decided to go
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: to his job and wait for him to come out
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: for lunch. He walked right past me. He said, I
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: was glad I was better, and he dismissed me just
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: like that. I had met one of the co workers,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: so I messaged him on I G to see if
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: he knew what was up with my boyfriend. We're in
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: the social media world, you can do that. He responded
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: right away, and he said that my boyfriend could not
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: handle how messy my house was, and the way I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: left the bathroom was not ladylike at all. I told
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: his co worker that I was very sick and I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: didn't think about cleaning up the toilet before I went
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: to the hospital. He said, A nasty woman is a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: turn off. How can my boyfriend be so shallow? It's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: this a sign that he's not the man for me?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Or should I keep trying to reconnect with him? Well,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's the man for you, Shirley
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: says not so. I'm kind of leaning towards Shirley's response
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: that if he ghosted your cause it is, this is it?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something. Come on, come on, something
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: in that damn bathroom that he ran into. Who girl, unbarrel?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: That boy ran in that house, you know, and tried
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: to bring you some poletry. And you probably didn't just
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: throw up in the bathroom. Throw up might have happened
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: somewhere else. I don't know if you made it all
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: the way to the bathroom, But every tell you something.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: A lot of ses was going on that he ran
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: into that he wasn't suppose now you say, can he
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: be this shower? Shallow starts with an S two and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: everything he ran into I thought it with an ass
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: buff a one. He wasn't supposed to see none of
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: this that a start, And the reason he ain't fooling
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: with you is because of something he has seen. Now,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: let's talk about what the hell was in this bathroom. Now,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: let's go with another s word. It had to be
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: strong in them I'm talking about from time he opened
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: the toe, it was just strong man, God, Joe, what hell?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: What died in hill? And then when he realized what
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: was strong, it was stink nining in He tried to look.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Now he opened the door, and ah, all hell broke blues. Baby,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: you don't even know how to be sick. Sick your
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: ass still when you sick, don't be up moving around
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: because nah splashing and the other ass coming to break. Nah,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: it's smeary. Now, I'm just telling you what he saw
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: in this damn bad froom 'all. He can't look at
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: her no more. She made him sick. Nah, I'm sick. Yeah,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: And it was real sugar honey, iced t t y
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: in him. We know that it was sugar funny. Why
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: here get pasted every time he looked at you? And
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I'm a man when I don't come over here, this
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: what's going on? I can't do this, and I think
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: he's gone for Shirley said it. Bet he can't get
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: that bathroom out of his head. That bathroom. All right,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: that's another s all right, Steve, another s a right.
• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk. Right after this. You're listening to Steven Show.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Come on, Junior.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: What you got all right, Shirley, Well, let's keep a
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: rob of applause for Vanessa Brian. She wonned her case
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: against La County. She got sixteen million in the court
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: case against La County over photos of her husband, Kobe Bryant,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: and her daughter Gianna that was shared between officers and firefighters.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: The photos were leaked before Vanessa saw them, and she
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: didn't want the pictures of Kobe Bryan and her daughter
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Joanna out in the media. And then all this happened
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: directly after the crash. So all my question is how comma,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: how much did she actually shoot for thirty million one?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: But she got sixteen The jury warned her sixteen million. Good,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: yeah she got sixteen. She won it thirty one, but
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: she got sixteen. But the question is, man, how come
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: we don't even respect people's privacy no more? Because the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: feeling of you, you lost your husband and your daughter,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: and now the pictures of them after this crash is
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: out here, everybody wants to be I got the news first,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I got the eyeballs, I got the likes, I got
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: the views, I got the comments, my page, my post.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Some people sail these pictures to the media, buys these pictures.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: People make money. Man, We're in the get rich quick
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: society where people do anything they have disregard for people's
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: feelings and emotion of it. You know. It's just it's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: so many sick people in this world. Yeah, it's more
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: sick people than weil people. Yeah you think if we
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: work for law enforcements, Yeah, they have some compassion and yeah,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, the buttholes too, now exactly, well, they
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: proved it now. Literally the majority of police officers and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: police women are good people. But it's a lot of
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: them that ain't. And there's a lot of them that
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: will standing around because of they cold and allow stuff
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: to happen. And bad witness the stuff happened that was
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: horrific what happened. And not just her family, it was victims, family,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: other victims. And they're still grieving. They're still grieving to
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: this day, you know. And you know to be out
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: there and be in court and have to talk about
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: this after the tragedy that you're still trying, you're still
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: grieving from. Yeah, you lost a great man and her
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: child and her child. So Kobe's birthday was August twenty third,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: So then you in court talking about this. Yea, her
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: post that she said, I did this for you, man,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: brother was bad did his thing. Man. Five NBA championships. Man.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: But congratulations, Vanessa. We're proud of you and we're still
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: holding you down. Girl. We got you, We got you. Yep,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: sure glass she won? All right, Yeah, all right, thank
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: you Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: A man mistakenly, this is terrible. A man mistakenly cuts
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: off his most prized possession in his sleep. We'll get
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to show, all right.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: So a man in Ghana had the worst nightmare ever.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: He was having a dream about slaughtering a goat and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: then woke up to find out that he had actually
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: used a knife to cut off his own manhood. Forty
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: two year old Kofi Alta Wait, what is his name?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: It don't matter, They don't care, don't worry about this.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Kofy Ada says he was asleep and dreaming about butchering
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: a goat when he woke up with a sharp pain
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: in his growing area. He insists that he has no
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: idea at all how it happened, but he severed his penis. Yeah,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: it appears he was probably sleepwalking when he went into
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: the kitchen and got a big blade. His wife wasn't home,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: but she received a frantic call from a neighbor saying
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: that her husband was bleeding profusely from his mid section.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: She rushed him to the hospital and he was patched
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: up and is waiting surgery to reconnect his penis. I mean,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: what an unbelievable story. Come sleepwalking, go into the kitchen
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: get a knife. No. I mean, I understand because I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: referred to mine as the greatest of all time. But
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I not gonna. I ain't never killed. I ain't never
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: went out there to kill him. I mean, I really
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: don't know what to say about this right here, this,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, it's terrible. No, it's not. No, he crazy,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: you know cutching You ain't never heard nobody now, But
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: if that's why it's so terrible. Yeah, but when you
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: get a dream, you want a slaughter house slot of
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: ghosts with your thing in your hand. We have crazy
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: dreams all the time. What are you talking? Ain't no,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: man cut itself off on no occasion. I'm telling you
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: right now, something else happen, like what something else? Like?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: What else happened? This is the story. What are you saying?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Something else happened? Cut his off and so she don't
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: go to jail. They don't concocted this story. Ain't no. Wait, no, man,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I know you dreamed about slaughtering the goat and you
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: cut off your manhood. Getting out of hill man, please,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I have felled down a flight of stairs and protecting him.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Hear me busting my head and shoulders and back of everything.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: He comes first, He comes first first, So you had
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: a concussion. Everything, he's hooked up, but he find though
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: he gets covered. We ain't breaking no fall you were,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: but he final I'm just look, we don't make these
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: things up. Okay, sure, surely nobody's saying you making it up.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Can't you believe the story? He would sleepwalk. Have you
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: ever heard of a man cutting himself off before? I've
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: never heard of it, and then talking about she called
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: down there because he bleeding from his mid section. She
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: was down she did it. Let me tell you something.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: The neighborhood, neighbor, the neighbor that the wife somebody, But
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: the wife wasn't there, girl. Okay, so your version of
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: the story, it was, let's get this straight. Yeah, she
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: cut his manhood off because she thought he was cheating.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: We left the house. He got up, neighbor toma, he
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: bleeding profusely. He had dreamed about the goat. What come
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: on watering a goat, flattering the goat? What they got
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: to do with your manhood? Nothing? So you get you
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: sleepwalking to the kitch. So you grabbed the goat by
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the horn and slid his thoat And you girls stop.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: First of all, I've slept walk the phone never made
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: it to the kitchen, all right, So this story is
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, trash this. Don't believe none of this.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: It's no way this man did this, all right, Okay.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I was in I was in a shootout protected him.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: All right, Look, we're coming up in twenty minutes after
• 1:14:39
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  Speaker 1: We'll play a round I would you rather? Right after
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to the Steve Morning Show? Time for
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: a round now of would you rather? Guys? Would you
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: rather do five hundred push ups a day? Or have
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: lunch with your ex once a month? Five? I'm not
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to clap? What? I'm not gonna be
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: able to clap? My chances gonna be so slow. Yeah,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: mess myself physically trying to do that? All right? Okay? Uh?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Would you rather take all calls on FaceTime? Or ignore?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Ignore all calls in front of your mate. M I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: mean I don't like FaceTime? Yeah you do, now what
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: ibody want to? I don't want to see what you're
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: doing all the time. But man, my daughter loves that
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: man FaceTime? Hey dad, what I'm in a bear food
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  Speaker 1: of what? Man? Okay? So okay? Would you um rather
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: a totally free, totally free yacht jet and mansion? Or
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: would you rather five million dollars in cash? Yeah? Would
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: you rather? You're would you rather have a free yacht
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: or freemansion or free jet? Uh? Huh? Hey, oh you'd
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: rather have that than five million dollars in because all
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: of that? Yeah? Exactly, give me the jet man? What? Uh? Okay? All?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Would you rather ask your mate for permission? Or would
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: you rather ask your mate for forgiveness? Oh? You know
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: they're gonna say no, really, it wouldn't. No, that forgiveness
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: is hard, man. That's a slow crawl back, and you
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: have to pay for forgiveness. They don't forgiveness free. I'd
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: rather ask for permission. How long you been married? Up?
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  Speaker 1: What would you say? How long you been married? On? Fifteen?
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  Speaker 1: You know that though you know that I ain't mayor
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  Speaker 1: b Yeah, see you're stupid I know. Wow, yeah, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. Let's just use the words are we supposed
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  Speaker 1: to use. And I'm gonna keep using your words until
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  Speaker 1: they until they put that on the list at HR
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  Speaker 1: called right now, everybody saying nothing to me about stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that that's okay because I have not heard
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  Speaker 1: that in HR. It's all right, let's see we can
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  Speaker 1: get to one more. Yeah, Tommy would definitely take it
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  Speaker 1: as a complimentary he were here. Hey, No, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, thanks guys, thank you. That's today's round up.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather coming up our last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day at forty nine minutes after the hour, and Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey will have some closing remarks right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, we made it. We made
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  Speaker 1: it through the week. It is Friday, it's the weekend. Ye, yes,
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  Speaker 1: yes it is. We made it. We definitely made it.
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  Speaker 1: Um one more week of August right there. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: day weekend coming up next week, the end of summer.
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  Speaker 1: That's the last holiday. The leaves are starting to turn.
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  Speaker 1: Time is not playing twenty twenty two is moving away. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Every time someone mentions time, that time comes out of
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  Speaker 1: his mouth. Jos Killing my group, they killing this love too,
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  Speaker 1: then some drunk ass moments that they're lashing. Very rarely
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  Speaker 1: do you see groups stepping over each other when somebody
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  Speaker 1: pass out. Yeah, so they need to do their their
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  Speaker 1: story like they did New addition, they need to do
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  Speaker 1: Navie right now. I think you got to like you
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  Speaker 1: got to like honor people like you know, you gotta say,
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  Speaker 1: I like, I love my family, man, but you know
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  Speaker 1: I'm you know, my life is so different, man, I
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  Speaker 1: want to have to deal with my family sometimes be
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  Speaker 1: going what are y'all talking about? Rather to call me
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  Speaker 1: the other day you tell my ain't man, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you something? Yeah what he said? Really you want
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  Speaker 1: some money, but you gonna pose it in like another question, say, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know anybody that can repair or crack engine block?
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  Speaker 1: What what is that? You can't repair a crack engine block?
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  Speaker 1: When you gotta crack engine block your car total? It's
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  Speaker 1: don't the block of your engine has cracked, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it usually happened in real cold weather situations like
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  Speaker 1: if you don't keep your oil warm and then breeze
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  Speaker 1: and expand it crack your engine block your car total.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. That's a new engine don't. Okay, So now
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  Speaker 1: I know. Now I know how to do that. I
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  Speaker 1: another RELs could call me and they need some money. Here,
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  Speaker 1: go to court. A man, you know anybody can't saying
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: blast mama's tune? Why would you know that? I said,
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  Speaker 1: what did you say? Do you know anybody that can
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: saying blast my mama tune? So I went out there
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  Speaker 1: the other day. Man, I couldn't even hardly read her
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  Speaker 1: name on this thad. I said, don't do I know
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  Speaker 1: anybody that can sand blast or tuntu? When did you
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: go out there? Went out there last? Say it? Man?
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  Speaker 1: My first time going out there. I said, Dog, I've
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  Speaker 1: been dead like thirty years. Yeah, yeah, I know, went
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  Speaker 1: the hole? Dog. You you don't went out there one
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  Speaker 1: time in thirty years? Yeah? Now you can't hardly read
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  Speaker 1: her name on the sing? Now this is bothering you? Now?
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  Speaker 1: But now how but how? This is my problem? And
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean saying blast a tomb stone? You
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  Speaker 1: take a brush out there, wash it. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to tell you. Take away, take a whisp broom
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  Speaker 1: out there, take some ammonia, which I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to tell you. I don't know what to tell you
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  Speaker 1: I'm not how to saying blast no damn tools some
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  Speaker 1: the hell I know about that? Ain't man, Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: ain't cud you just here? Man? You have you know
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  Speaker 1: died right? Yeah? Do you have a lawyer? I said,
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  Speaker 1: what what y'all need a lawyer because we want to
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  Speaker 1: sue the funeral hall? I said, you want to sue
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  Speaker 1: the funeral because they won't turn over the body. Remember,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna sue the funeral hall because they won't turn
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  Speaker 1: over the body. Why do y'all just had the funeral? Dog? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, we're still trying to put the money
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  Speaker 1: together the family. You know, we've been doing the best
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  Speaker 1: we can. So we need a lawyer so we can
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  Speaker 1: get the body. Y'all. You need some money so your
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  Speaker 1: ass can have the funeral. It's what you need. If
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  Speaker 1: they bought you the body, what you're gonna do with it?
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  Speaker 1: Put it up on the porch? What a you wanting
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  Speaker 1: to do with the body? Set it in the garage?
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  Speaker 1: Can y'all work it through? You better let them people
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  Speaker 1: keep that damn body. What is you talking about? You
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: have a lawyer so we can get the body. What
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do with the damn body man. Why don't
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: you just ask for the money for the funeral, because
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: I what you really want? The cockamaning ass excuses. Hey man,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: do you think you could get a bodyguard for Davids?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: What a bodyguard for Davis? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: snitched on some kids at the school. They're gonna beat
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: his ass? What y'all? Dog Davis is eleven? Mad? Is
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: this ass gonna be let Davis get his ass whipping one?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you teach Davis how to fight like my
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: problems nam did when last single tum was whipping my ass?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no bodyguard for David. I saw you
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  Speaker 1: with this cuban looking dude. You not much? He calls
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  Speaker 1: you got a call boom? You're seeing booms? Old ass
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  Speaker 1: down now? He ain't gonna know who the hell David is?
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  Speaker 1: Is da dog Hill? I'm sorry, I'm supposed to be
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: down here for dogs? Is the least in here dog
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