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No Latency - Ep.44 SBM VR Training Trauma · No Latency

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Last tie a no latency is not the first time.
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Exactly Jep. Shut up.
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I'm sorry. I'm really getting a little
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loopy over here. I am immediately going to run
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because I see the bathroom. No, no, no.
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Can't you just shoot me? Why is this dungeon such a shit
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show for everybody? Yeah.
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What? What is happening down there?
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Steve get off of our science. Steve Give us key card now.
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So we got jail assignments to an assignment.
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One rummy, it's on the sign. Steve, got to thank you.
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Excuse me, there's a, I got some at some food here, but like if I
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use the heat stored, it gets all crispy.
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And then he spells it with freaking out.
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I'm not freaking out you freaking out.
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We continue our adventure in the SB main building, the crew going
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up to the next floor in an elevator, the pneumos go and do
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the beach. And there, she was just so
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lovely. I just don't think the words.
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Why are these elevators so long? It's Floor.
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It still in. This is where they had all the
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loading screens so ever one floor.
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You have to blame OSHA standards honestly.
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They're only allowed to go up one centimeter per 5 Seconds
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dystopian future. It's a safety hazard.
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It's that dystopian and the jokes gone.
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If it is, I just want to let you know you're doing a great work.
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It's just another Reeves movie is the for the sound of
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something screeching and the elevator starts to inch its way
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up as it tries to get to the next floor.
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And you can start to see the doors open from a truly to close
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the doors for the next floor, okay?
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So just let me get this straight.
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We're slowly going up. But the doors that for the flow
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meter is malfunctioning. What I'm getting at things are
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going badly. Well, those same.
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Hey, Remy those same. Those same OSHA procedures that
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they, they make sure that like this thing won't fall.
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So much a brand, right? It really is.
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Can I look and see if there's a panel that opens to the top of
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the elevator? Yes I'd like to open that bus
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through it. You open it again top of the
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elevator. Okay.
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Is it feel like it's going to? Crash.
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I'm going to look to see if it looks like it's going to crash
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as Remy as you get on top of the elevator, you look at the
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mechanism and there's a dead Steve half in the mechanism,
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causing it to shudder as it tries to get up.
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Oh, then I will try to remove set gets the from the mechanism,
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the moving elevator mechanism. Yes.
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Okay, I'm going to use it. I'm going to use my the bunch of
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Shotgun. All right.
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Yeah. See if I can just knock him off
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just, uh, chakra, knock it out of the moving part of it.
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But shop, you kick him off the mechanism.
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And-a last bone cracks, the elevator sort of comes back to
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his senses and starts to go back up again.
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It's actually reached the top. So, you're in a kind of a small
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amount of space and Body Rolls off the side of the elevator and
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Falls between the walls and you hear it fall.
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And Echo as it thuds into the bottom of the shaft and you've
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arrived at floor for combat training and the doors slowly
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and kind of in a broken way Screech open and stop okay I'll
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climb back down floor for men way hey Remy everything all
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right up there I'm not sure I feel comfortable getting back
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into that elevator so I'm saying I mean I fix it.
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It just a little bug in the system.
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Don't worry I cleaned it out. Oh alright well hopefully Iona
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is doesn't have his doesn't have the same problem coming up.
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What is taking that elevator so long?
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I don't know. Did you the body passes?
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The closed door and you both hear a thud?
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Oh. Do you think that was Jeb know?
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He would have been saying Yeehaw.
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That's true. And I didn't hear his grappling
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hook fire. Oh, I think I hear the elevator.
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And you both hear the elevator, come on back down and it opens
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nicely on this floor, shall we? Yes, I'm not good.
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You don't yet know that, but I got it.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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This little metal poker. They have on their keys.
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He's and they push the button. Dada dada dada.
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Why is this in every elevator? The The Girl From Ipanema.
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Yeah, that's that's the brand of elevator.
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Oh, no, it is. But it's very it's a it's a very
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sturdy elevator that most buildings use these days.
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Yeah, they never go wrong. Not that I've ever seen.
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And in this is a really smooth ride girl, from a Nema,
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elevators, could run good brand close it there.
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Technical building thumping. Oh yes, we do very smooth rides,
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only the best. And the elevator comes to floor
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for opens, kind of with the Screech.
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Oh, I don't seem right. Or was there something wrong
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with the elevator when you all came up?
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Oh yeah. But the referee said, he fixed
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it. Well, I mean, it's a great
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elevator. It's an imp, aneema elevator,
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they're made right out of Brazil.
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You can't go wrong. They have their classic music.
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That always calms everybody down.
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Yeah, this float that do is broken on this floor because a
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big Steve had a big of a tiff, a tizzy, like he got angry British
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for grumpy. So how do we get in?
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Wait, I'm sorry, our Steve's British, yeah.
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Well, the original one must have been but well, now, there you
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guys are all American. I hate to break it to you, but
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y'all are born here in America. So yeah.
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And just because you have an accent doesn't mean you're
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British this Steve, you could see him start to have an
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existential crisis. Uh-huh.
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Hey, what'd you just say? So always, your voice is not
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your identity. Just remember my goodness.
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Are you saying that the accent is genetic and not?
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Actually something that's learned to speech over time.
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Yes, the really It's just fun to see Steve.
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How do we get soggy mad? How do we get to the door Steve?
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Right? I mean there's a darkness.
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Is this is training. And as he says, training the
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light changes to Green, Oh, that what does that mean?
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It means VR training has started.
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So, it's this this room and the be our training room that guns
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don't work, because they're training in VR, so they've given
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guns that work, but the thing that makes them not work.
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Like, in this room over here, he points at the Armory.
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That's where you get your gear, like your headset and your gun
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and then, and then you go in there and you do a course.
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It's a big virtual. Horse.
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Okay. So what you're saying is that
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guns don't work in here and everybody's wearing a headset
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and can't see us. Yes and and only relate, that's
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what that's what swords are knives at for also home on
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everybody but also all the guns in the Armory are real guns.
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Well, I mean, the green light means they don't work.
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So knows what we're saying is, all those guns are real in the
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Armory that aren't being used currently, and are better than
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the guns that are Miss Carrie. I mean, our guns are.
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All right, he pulls out his gun and the top of it falls off from
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the ground. I mean, well, they tell them I
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don't. Yeah, they probably don't give
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you a very good gun question. If I take guns out of said
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floor, do they still work? Yeah, but I mean old guns don't
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work in here. That sound of the guns, not
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work, there's a Blocker of some sort.
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I'm sure I don't know how cybertek works.
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I'm Wendell, can you open this door?
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And Started killing people, at least I know.
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You don't know to know how everything works.
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As long as you know, had on right?
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It Jeb's guns aren't cybertek though.
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They're just literally a put a pin.
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I don't know. Some, oh, I don't know if you
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want, you could be like some kind of check because I could
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tell you, but my characters, too.
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Stupid to tell. Wendell, Wendell do you, can you
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explain this to them? I know you have a lot of
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training in this field. Oh and inhibited.
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Feels like this, they ionize the the air in the room using
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photons and that means that you can't actually cause anything
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that explodes like a bullet. It can't ignite in the
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atmosphere. So explosions won't work.
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Either grenades won't work. Smoke grenades because they have
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a pin that fires won't work. Anything that has uses an
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explosion. Like an engine wouldn't fire in
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here. It's actually pretty cool
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technology. Yeah, you know what they should
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have these in every single building?
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In the city because it's so safe.
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Problem is, it's not selective and it's really expensive to run
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and uses a lot of power. Then Del, can you open the door
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and start killing them? Please.
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Yeah. And our guys, over to the door.
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Are you okay? Yeah.
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No, I'm fine. Trying to be sneaky.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. You sounded, you sounded a sad.
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I'm just very sensitive to people's moods right now.
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I appreciate that your honor. It says, yes loss.
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Thank you. Was that genuine?
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I'm not sure. I'm sorry.
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I'm as you know, I really meant it.
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I don't start killing them, please?
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Okay, thank you. Oh, it's locked.
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I'll get it. And because of outside of the
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room by I say, I'll get it. Now, we ate in that ionized air.
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What? Not right.
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No. The lights green.
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No, we are R0, and you'll gun just goes, click, click, click,
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click, click, click and the bow. Just keep spinning and the
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bullets don't want. Damn, it never mind.
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The bullet. Just rolls can sue pick the
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lock, please. Yeah, as you're having this
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conversation as Steve walks out, Envy with the goggles on out,
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the armory. On the right hand side, just
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steps out with an assault rifle in his hand.
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It's really cool and the science engine directly behind me.
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Yeah, he's directly behind you but he can't see.
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Anybody can put the headset on. Go ahead, jump.
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It's kind of just goes. Well I hope these guns still
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work. Any socks him in the head.
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What do you do? So I was nothing.
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It was a his jab. These aren't the only guns.
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I got fired and eye socket. Just wait.
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Wait, can you take it again and do another gun?
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A joke. Yeah yeah he's located a limb
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for a third time. You just binary you just choose
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which one you like better in the edit and Jeb just goes well
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these are locked and loaded any wait, hold on.
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Let me take that again, please. These guns are locked and look
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wait, how long each other one more time?
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Well you know you don't want to stare to Lock and Load these
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guns and Jeb. Why are you taking so long to
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say this joke's on us. It's in the corner.
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They sound like have right here. This VR is cool.
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Well I don't know. I don't know which one was
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better when the battlefield. Yes I like I like the middle of
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the of the last one before you put in the ionized air and then
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I'm gonna I'm gonna have to on the nose.
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It. Not yes it was and I'm going to
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Elbow him in the throat. The Steve is right behind me.
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I wonder if we could say. Wow, I didn't even get tools to
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the ground grabbing us though. oh,
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kick him in the face and his VR headset, falls off and tries to
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shoot you. I raise my hand.
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Good job. Take, can I roll bureaucracy?
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You can bullshit be? Can't just say it.
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That's funny. I rolled a 15 in Bali.
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He had about 15 Romy. Yeah. 1D, 10 plus 28. look, he
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takes a time it well, on Jeb's gonna punch him a lot now, All
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right, chip. I'll fuck your goddamn right if
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I can find the skill rolling is in the middle column, or when I
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got, what about shoulder arms because I'm punching from the
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shoulder. No, that's a very different
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thing. Although, that is proper
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technique, though. I will give you that gotta
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follow through all the way Bing Bang.
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Boom. Hit you.
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So about the torque baby. Well I hate I hit that brawling
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20. Yeah.
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How do You knock him out, you don't care.
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Let me knock him out a place. My left hand like underneath it
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kind of grabbed me by the throat and then just with the other
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with my right hand just give them a nice sock, wrap to the
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temple. You know you know jibbing too
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bad at brawling. I'll tell you that actually,
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it's one of his better skills. Why is he talking in third
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person? I don't know.
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Sometimes it happens is Lyin. Eyes are getting to you.
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It's a little warrior on the it's kind of screwed.
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Jibs. Bring a fire in so well.
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Boy, I'll tell you something going on with it.
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James, Oscar would maybe gotta spit in your brain.
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Is that enough puns? Who asked if it was enough puns
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Mendel. Yes, I'm patting, I'm patting it
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down. I'm patting the Steve down.
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I do they have any Keys, whatever.
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He has a be our training class. Seems like it will get you
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through that door. 100 Eddie's and a half.
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Used canister of can catch okra. I'll just take the pass.
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And 100, is missing the door open?
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No, no. The doors locked?
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No, it's locked. We tried that already?
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I'll open the other door with the fee are pass.
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All right. Go up to the door, right?
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In front of the elevator. You swipe your pass and the door
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creaks open. The room is covered in this
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green Hayes and in front of you and nine Steve's, including a
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big one, and four pluses. There's a lot of people in here
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but they're all wearing VR headsets and they're like,
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shuffling around doing terrible, combat roles walking into each
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other occasionally and the room is covered in these like lines
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that create squares on the ground.
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It is a VR training room. I don't know what you're waiting
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for. well, well, well Asano, that's your that's your sword Q.
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This is your sword Q. I just feel like I'm in a Looney
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Tunes madhouse correctly and I'm just trying to process
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everything. Do you want to sit this one out?
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I'll take your soul. I mean.
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What do we do? They are zero threat, literally
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just zero threat. I guess we could just move into
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the other side. Yeah you don't have to do
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anything here. Well, that wouldn't count
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towards my score. What am I right now?
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Roomie, exactly. I don't care about the score so
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you all slit their throats if you want.
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I'm just gonna all right, I think you sort it takes or no
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please no Tom please come on I don't ask for a lot.
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Anyone who walks through the room has to roll the stuff
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check. Okay, I will walk.
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My am also going to walk through an extra something.
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No My aunt's son. All did.
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I don't like? So I thought I really thought we
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had a friendship going binary mr.
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Mr. Game master sir? Yes, sir.
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I would like to, as, as Remy is walking away from me.
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I would like to pick his pockets and grabbed his sword.
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I don't have a sword, his son, Remy sauna.
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So sorry. Do you want to pick a
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well-trained, arisaka assassins pocket, right?
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It's less of picking the Get more cash eating, the shore.
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The sword from his sheath. Jeb you will die.
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This is this will be the end of your character and I would not
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recommend, I would not recommend this you.
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Oh yeah. Spoon, if you are so dead set
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on, I'm getting a sword. You could ask.
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Then Del n Del has a sword, they know does all this art?
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Yeah and some knives. They're basically a pet ninja.
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Oh the in doubt don't you have a knife though?
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I do actually have a Bowie knife completely, you know what?
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I also got a call by at shovel going.
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It's going. It's right as yours looks so
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cool. Sano I'm going to tell you my
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mail globe. or as you're as you're having this this moment
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of like, oh, I've got weapons in the combat training Lobby, Iona
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walks through the room judging Pastor.
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Steve as he tries to dodge an invisible enemy and walks over
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to on the other side in large glass mirror and a door.
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Sano effortlessly walks through the room without touching
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anything Glides easily through the room because I own a rolled
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14 and sauna Road. 16, these people are basically blind.
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Retro on the other hand walks right into the first Steve that
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he sees in this Steve Falls over because he rolled a seven on
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stealth and his headset falls off.
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Wait. And it's feels the headset, the
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fuck and he puts the headset on and he pulls it off.
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I'm a figment of your imagination.
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You're going cyber crazy because you've done too much VR
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training. What role persuasion also vendor
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makes it through. Doesn't happen.
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Does a backflip over a seat sneaking up behind this.
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This poor Steve to knock him in the head with the combat shovel.
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If things go awry with this whole persuasion persuading him,
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His Insanity saying he has just been in Via.
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He fell over in VR, he lifted the headset, he's still a little
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was with me, mentally, a little dizzy even and I had a DVD of
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sixteen-year-old is 17. So this Steve looks at you and
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goes You secure more? For more, we are, you have to,
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you have to finish the mission in order for me to disappear.
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Again, he puts the headset down. Stands up, takes a gun and takes
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a shot at someone. You don't see who is he
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shooting? Can you say their name?
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Can we get the other side of the door?
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The door is locked it shudders and you notice that there are
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three locks on it. Alright Remy pit 3 lakhs.
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Jeb sneaks up behind a the nearest, the actually that same
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guy who is just conversing with with Remy and just bash him
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straight straight across the skull with that combat shuttle.
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Your need one more, I don't think so.
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All right, so I'll get to how the lot goes in a Let's find out
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what happens to this Steve that you smack over the back of the
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head with a combat shovel. Jab.
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I'm trying to find my combat ship.
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Oh here it is. I found it 18.
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Yeah you can come across the back of the head.
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Roll damage. Anything over five any?
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Yeah that's a 9 so you can come across the back of the head.
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Oh fuck. Leave and he falls over.
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And now there is a Steve just here in the middle of the room
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lying down. I ran with that other that count
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as one I counted. As one is either cam.
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Damn it. And I take the shovel Spade side
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down, and just sever the head from the neck, Jesus, and I'm
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statistic, my aunt, didn't we already go over this roll?
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Damn, ain't got no soul. The shovel again.
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There aren't People for as you push it down, the shovel hits
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the VR headset and their tip of the shovel snaps and your shovel
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snaps in her. It's going to need repairing.
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Well, those are some nass VR headsets.
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That would take a look at that. Take the head that VR headset
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that and I peer through it. What is it?
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What is it? What does look like to hear you?
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It's made of Kevlar, but what do I see?
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Oh, you see a virtual world with several versions of yourselves
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running around with their hands above their heads going.
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We all sound like Steve's, you all sound like Steve's, I pick
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it up. I pick up that one of like the
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training guns, actually. I think on my own good, my own
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Colt 45. I imagine that is synced up with
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the VR, somehow it works and I take a potshot at a at.
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Sana Sana, goes and falls over an angle.
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That's for not giving me your sword, right?
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I can hear you. What?
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Huh. I was a br it's not real, it's
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an outlet. I saw you put on the headset
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lift your gun safe that's for not giving me your sword and
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then shoot and then smile. It's an outlet, it's not real.
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All right look, VR doesn't make people violent.
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Well, this is why they say that violent video games make kids
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Angry. I'm not saying it's real, I'm
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saying I could hear you a job. Do you want to shoot saw?
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No. No, I don't want to shoot Sano.
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It's just something we need to talk about and I knock the
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nearest. I take my Bowie knife and I
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slash at the nearest seat wherever you come talk to her.
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The the Steve Ducks, an imaginary bullet and you miss
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because he just rolled a 16 now. Forget it.
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Shoot across the room. All right, retro, while this has
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all been happening, you've been unlocking, the locks and your
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first role for picklock was 18, which was good enough, you
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unlocked it silently your second roll, however, was a crit 22 and
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as you're unlocking the first lock your finger slips.
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The second tool goes into this the bottom lock, and as your
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hand comes down, you unlock it silently.
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In a victory of just dumb luck, the door.
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You can now open completely quite oo.
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G e--, that's where I am. Go inside quietly.
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Romeo stealth check. Someone before me I'll go Sano
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as you enter the room, there is a science.
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Steve leaning back in his chair with his feet up against the
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glass, which you now see is a two-way mirror.
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And he's asleep. And he's got like a clipboard in
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his hand and a pen subject Ford's down.
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Looking I get out my sword and ice.
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Slow death row. Hey yo, man.
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You suck 21 and then, wow, that's really cool.
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We got to start and he dies in the chair and his clipboard
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falls to the ground and you're now in combat training.
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Be our observation. Great, how do we continue on and
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do not want to be in here as long any longer than they need
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to? Well, it looks like there's only
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one other door to go through Ooh, so I guess I'll check that
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door in. This observation room, is there
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anything else in this room that we should know?
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Like, perhaps possibly the, what is it?
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Like, controls to the VR training room?
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Yeah, there's a computer. I'd like to use it.
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All right? It is possible protected.
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Steve, what's the password to this password type in password?
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It worked. All right, so have access now to
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inside, right? Jay Roll resist torture drugs.
26:52
This can't be a real place, right?
26:55
Just 13 places. Ridiculous, the computer opens
26:59
up and you have some basic controls over the VR.
27:01
In the other room. There is information on like,
27:07
how good they're all doing. And the big Steve is doing
27:09
really well. Can I reprogram it?
27:13
So that way? The other Steve's look like the
27:17
enemies of us going? We're easy targets and then also
27:20
turn. Turn the green light to red
27:22
light so that they're all our live fire again.
27:27
You want to turn off the combat inhibitor.
27:29
Yes for that. You're gonna have to roll.
27:31
Basic Tech 22. Yep.
27:34
Abrasive you find the correct command in the computer and you
27:40
can do exactly what you want to that.
27:42
I just reprogram, reprogram them all to recognize each other as
27:47
enemies and in turn off the combat inhibitor.
27:49
So that way they all fall. You know, each other.
27:52
All right, I'm done. Let's go into the next door.
27:55
She closed the door. Yeah, hold on.
27:57
I gotta go find us. I just want to hold on, hold on.
28:00
Remy. I see what you're doing there
28:02
and I just want to be very clear that this does not count towards
28:06
your total fine. Okay, I'm already way ahead.
28:10
Anyway, so well, I opened the door and I take a shot.
28:15
No, I'm close to Steve and I pulled him back in.
28:21
And as you close the door, you hear it.
28:24
And the room you're in is soundproof from the other room.
28:26
You can all see through the glass as they as the Steve Star
28:30
as the room turns red Steve's, turn their guns at each other
28:33
and just murder each other. And it's just a bloodbath as it
28:38
just explodes. You can't hear anything.
28:41
Of course you just hear very faintly the dull thuds of
28:45
bullets. So go through the room they
28:47
Bounce Around the bulletproof walls and all that's left at the
28:50
end. Is the big Steve Breathing
28:53
heavily. He puts the gun down and sits
28:56
down on the ground. It's like that scene from
28:58
Kingsman. Oh yeah, yeah, that was allows a
29:02
classic warning. Yeah.
29:03
Most of my grandfather's favorite film.
29:05
You know, that's one of those. One of the, one of them few
29:09
movies. We had out there in the, the
29:11
Wasteland, it was just the classics.
29:13
We had that one, we had. I think we had a, I think we got
29:17
Star Wars, you know, the good ones though, you know, eight,
29:20
nine. 900 the best fast, a I liked.
29:27
I liked 13, 14 15, that trilogy, if you only have, you know,
29:32
that's what's the new stuff. I don't like the new song.
29:34
I like the old. The story would be no sense to
29:38
you, visually had a key. It was always just a universe
29:47
that I really love. Yo, just way too much into the
29:50
pop culture stuff. You know, like I enjoy from time
29:52
to time, but you know what, you should really take a look into,
29:54
like, some documentaries, like Demolition Man.
29:57
Now that is a good way to perceive what the Fashions to be
30:00
like, I'm gonna walk into the mixture.
30:03
All right, I'm following Sato just talking about the fast
30:06
food, Wars the chicken Wars, that you can sandwich Wars.
30:10
Oh, God, those were terrible. The 2040s were a crazy crazy
30:15
time. Oh, not a lot of good service
30:18
people died. I know my Great.
30:21
Great, grandfather died, choked out.
30:24
How did you know that? You're adopted?
30:42
I mean, 18 tonight. So Sano and retro leave VR.
30:47
Observation, Sano retro enter. The Gun Room.
30:51
The Gun Room is labeled Gun Room and across.
30:53
One of the walls is a bunch of gun lockers and then a door to
30:57
the right. Jim wants to come inside The Gun
30:59
Room to and then quickly say, so this is functionally the same as
31:06
the Armory. I guess, Ima take a look inside
31:10
The Gun Room and see if there's anything to, like roll
31:13
perception retro, as you're looking at one of the cabinets,
31:17
it sticks a little bit and you pull on it.
31:20
And as you Pull really hard. It snaps open and snaps into the
31:24
front of your left foot. Stubbing your toe causing
31:28
causing a Louise emotion. I'd say emotionally because I
31:31
got questions field again image 3 of cheese tomorrow about the
31:36
shock than anything else. Uh I need some healing because
31:40
I'm almost halfway. Oh aren't you just eat some dead
31:43
bodies tends to work for me? He doesn't have a my cultural
31:47
difference or I'm sorry about that.
31:49
Didn't mean to bring up a security of yours.
31:52
It's okay. I have to have it all Blended.
31:54
Yeah. Soft foods only.
31:56
So retro, you don't find anything because you're
31:59
concentrating too much, on the fact that your foot kind of
32:01
hurts. Foul.
32:07
All right. Well I also look for stuff I
32:10
guess since wrapping is incompetent at doing, so I'm
32:17
just being pouty now. 13:13 is good enough.
32:23
Yes, you find that. Three of them are unlocked.
32:28
I opened them. The first one has 20 ammo in it
32:31
and a site for a gun and a bad pistol.
32:34
Pretty useless. Wait, like bad is in like a not
32:36
good pistol or the company bad pistol.
32:39
No, it's a terrible pistol. It's not good.
32:42
It is a bad quality weapon. Okay.
32:45
I just wanted to check his bad makes good weapons.
32:47
It's like worth 10 scrap. It's alright.
32:50
There's nothing in here. Yeah, besides this crap that's
32:52
keep going so we can leave. Kill the Stephen leave.
32:56
This what I went by to the other two, have two grenades, a big
33:00
knife, 10 shotgun shells. And then not take the two
33:04
grenades and then to health kits in the third one.
33:07
Hell yeah. Like hitting patches that I only
33:09
use this sometimes now ramage needless.
33:12
Oh, yeah, I could definitely use that please.
33:14
All right. I'll give you one van Del here.
33:16
Have the other. Oh, thank you.
33:18
All right, I'll take two grenades.
33:19
Let's go. I might use that help medkit.
33:22
Now, I need it. All right, roll 1 D6, you gain
33:26
to health. Oh, hey CNO, SIU got some of
33:29
them grenades there. Do you mind?
33:31
If I grab one from you, i-i've been out for a while and I like
33:36
those things. Well, you did, you did try to
33:39
shoot him and V are saying that I own.
33:44
It's between us between my homie.
33:46
It's between me my payout your home friends.
33:51
Listen, at My parlance is from all over.
33:55
You did try to shoot me in. The are no, I successfully shot
33:59
you in VR there. And it was simply a way to just
34:03
blow off some steam because he didn't lend me your sword,
34:07
because I'm gonna be honest with you.
34:08
Look just between us Pals, I'm a little jealousy, your sword,
34:12
your swords, very cool, and all I got is These old revolvers
34:17
which don't get me wrong. Also, very cool, but I think
34:22
it's saying this, you see in the corner of your eye jab, the big
34:25
knife in the Gun, Locker on your left.
34:28
Hold that thought is shining saying, oh, you just just stay
34:32
right there and Jeb walks over and grabs.
34:37
The knife, you look good. Your knife and you look at your
34:42
other knife power and is really only one thing you can say, in
34:47
this moment, this will sucks throw by I lined you up for me.
34:58
This is a knife. This is a knife.
35:00
I lined it up for you. You hassling.
35:10
I'm the guy with the gun. I don't believe she's in the
35:14
other room is that he's doesn't wait, you now.
35:19
Have you did? You see right behind you.
35:26
Jeb roll through my lesser Bowie knife behind.
35:32
Oh yeah, okay, just to make sure all the T10 so that you don't
35:34
accidentally hit someone. I swear to God 7, you're fine.
35:41
Yeah. Jeb you now have what is now
35:43
going to remove be referred to as big knife?
35:47
Big knife does son or how much damage did your knife do they
35:52
does your Canuck eternity kannada thousand?
35:57
Not the not the flame sword. This is not attack knife.
36:01
Normal sword, does 3D 6 3 D6. All right, so you'll big knife
36:05
does to D6 + 1 And it's big so you get plus one to hit, but
36:11
it's difficult to do stealth ship with because it's big.
36:14
So you get minus 12, stealth always, it's big, yes, always,
36:20
it's big. I wrote down these big it's
36:23
longer than half of your arm, okay?
36:25
It's long that's all I commotion.
36:27
People might call that a sword. Now it's just shorter than a
36:31
stored. You could say is a short sword
36:33
but we are referring to it as big knife being nice or BK.
36:39
Have it your way DK. And I will Losers.
36:45
Are you sell? You see what I got for?
36:47
Will you think you want a comparison?
36:49
I'm not in the room anymore. I'm in the Next Room.
36:51
Hey, do you want to compare sizes?
36:56
Because we not have a sword measuring contest please.
37:00
And sauna was, you walk into this room, you turn the corner
37:03
at the end of the corridor. Yeah, standing guarding a
37:08
different elevator. Door is a big steep or the fuck.
37:12
Are you doing here? Wait, this is the are no, it's
37:15
not the hardest working here. No, you're in here in the ER
37:20
what u and v are? No no I got.
37:25
This is a gutter training. Simulation what?
37:29
Yeah. Wait.
37:32
Romeo a facedown. Thing face down ass up asano's
37:40
about to fuck you up. It's very good.
37:44
Catcher is how does that work? Here, cool plus reputation plus
37:47
1 D 10 if you like are raptured on up after the reason you did
37:52
the race Incognito. So your rep did not go up.
37:55
Julian is the face of the blood race.
37:58
So his rep went up. Okay, so my rap Okay.
38:05
Because you did though, that one shot, right?
38:11
It's five. So a 1313 no 13.
38:16
Plus the d8 d-10, I got a 1919 excellent.
38:23
And the Steve fails because he rolls the 1700 Roy.
38:29
How does this mission to walk heel?
38:30
You know, I've come to give you instructions, okay, dismissed?
38:36
Yes. This is like a like an upgrade
38:39
only. We just shoot you lat.
38:40
Yeah. What are you doing?
38:41
The silly dance. We program that out?
38:46
Oh, guess again, more serious. Yeah, Advanced Training.
38:50
Here you go. Ready?
38:51
Okay. Yeah, this is a test of
38:56
Restraint, right? All of the best enemies of the
39:02
Steve's are going to walk through this room, right?
39:04
We're all going to get an elevator and right?
39:07
Going to go ahead and then your job is to do nothing.
39:11
Okay, so I'll hold onto the cake, got it, you know, your
39:14
City to its breath, let us in the elevator but not hurt us.
39:20
Yeah. It's is this an example of what
39:22
not to do? Yes.
39:24
Oh, I see. I have to do what I have to do
39:26
the mistake in order to learn yes, yes, yes, right.
39:30
Right, right? Yeah, that makes sense.
39:34
Okay, so let's put the gun away. Yeah.
39:37
Yeah, she's never do that for you long.
39:41
You know what we shouldn't do? You know he's never do is tell
39:44
you where this building is like, it's on and his gun comes out
39:47
and he blows his head off. Falls to the ground.
39:51
You fail, the simulation. Are you okay?
39:55
I heard a gunshot. I'm not okay, I didn't think
39:58
that sauna with use, I go out and get the key card and I
40:04
activate the elevator one for Sano Jeb walks in sees the dead
40:09
body and goes, oh my room's a little for you or time is so
40:14
sato's follows. I don't cook them out with
40:16
pistol so that was so sad. Are you dirty son of a man?
40:20
They tryna catch a really you're gonna do it.
40:23
Where's the snake? This elevator is quite a bit
40:26
smaller than the other one. Yeah, but you can only take this
40:30
once. There are no stairs, there are
40:35
no stairs to the Vault and there's only one key card.
40:42
Do you want me to? There's only one kid.
40:44
You want me to stay here? Well, why?
40:49
You want me to come down to the Vault, tell you what, tell you
40:51
what, stay CBS, get up, get on my shoulders and I'll kind of
40:55
like squat down a little bit and then you can kind of just Rad,
40:59
Rad me like, it will. Hold on.
41:01
Let me wait. Oh, I mean, just let me get on
41:05
top of you. Actually, that's better.
41:07
That's better. And job does like, being on top.
41:10
You're okay. Is it your situation?
41:13
Jeb Pony, Wendell. Okay, I'm going to activate.
41:19
My half Shield, right? Actually, I have to have shields
41:24
once flipped upside down, so it'll protect the bottom half of
41:27
me as well, right? And I'm going to get in the
41:30
please move. Please move these move.
41:33
Let me in the corner. These please just come to you.
41:35
Okay, well if you could kick and punch me really fast with that,
41:38
the shield The Shield as stays up okay role as all darling So I
41:47
don't so none of you. No one can touch me is already
41:52
like the bottom half, wasn't on, know it as you turn it on.
41:58
You don't have to get kicked and punched for it to work.
42:00
It's just what know you do because it's it's it's like from
42:03
the the ancient texts of Dune, if you move in slow enough, you
42:08
can pass by The Shield, it's against quick projectiles, so
42:14
microbes can move in. Because there's no stop it,
42:18
okay? Not when the shields are not
42:20
when The Shield is activated, makes perfect sense.
42:23
They're much too fast their microbes who make quick jab and
42:29
then do gives you a look. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
42:33
No, you're right. I listen, I know that it is
42:35
irrational but this is what I have to do right now.
42:38
In order not to go on a killing spree.
42:41
So my God, we all have our That's foreshadowing, folks.
42:47
Wait until episode 69 69. And and oh man, if if you're in
42:55
for a surprise, when Iona goes off, the rails and becomes a
42:58
Serial murderer, stay tuned. See you next time, I'll do
43:04
latency bendale roles of 14 and they start sort of lightly
43:10
battering. Your Shield is it sort of
43:12
activates around you and you feel a lot more comfortable.
43:14
Your plan has succeeded. Added you get in the elevator
43:18
and on the inside is where the key card goes.
43:24
Real quick this defunct Steve. Yes there anything we need to be
43:30
prepared for going down into the Vault.
43:35
Well the Vault doors probably locked.
43:42
There's a security room and like a Lobby for people.
43:45
He's going to like Interview. Who is that?
43:57
Dad, I'm sorry, you said Dad. Next up on no licking.
44:26
I think, I think we should probably just let Sano do all
44:29
this. It is pop off my hand, grenade
44:32
launcher, my arm just shoot edit and by a potshot.
44:35
I'm mean to potshots, I will open the door as quietly as
44:39
possible. We got a freaking destroy this
44:42
place. If I see another Steve, I'm
44:44
gonna lose my fucking mind how much it's like Steve prams worth
44:47
like at least 20, right? I don't know whichever whoever
44:51
because it could be prime could be dead.
44:53
Whoever, whoever is the boss I think is Five Points, we gotta
44:56
kill every single Steve, because I never want to kill or even see
45:00
another steep. Again, this is my Steve.
45:03
We can leave one. I have a question for all of
45:05
you. Whoo, I like that.
45:07
Yeah, do that. If this happens, everything
45:09
faster than please do back down, or your son dies, where we hold
45:15
on, don't we need those to vending machines, though.
45:17
You got to be faster on the draw.
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