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  Before season two begins. It's a no latency blooper reel.
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  Last time you hacked in on Remy? No, no, it's been about an hour
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  spin. It's been 48 seconds in.
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  We have not recorded a goddamn thing.
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  I'll spin, I'm sorry. I can't be angry with you
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  because it is good content. That's why I'm just like, I'm
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  just so funny. So goddamn funny.
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  Poopy dicks and butts an excellent stuff, and now we're
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  ready. And now we're ready.
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  Worried already before that, you have to, you have to open.
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  Never recording being an ass hat.
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  So after you have yes it's all part of the casting with me for
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  three years, Kendall, I think you would know the tradition by
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  now, so it's not tradition. I imagine is some sort of
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  Witchcraft it is. It's more of a it's not a
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  compulsion at this point, right? Why shouldn't we get into
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  witchcraft their retro? Because it's almost Halloween
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  and I was Halloween. Yeah, one time is over.
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  How are you? Hey, of release.
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  Oh, Iona did not say poo, poo, pee pee dicks.
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  And butts. that was not something that I own a said, but
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  it's, but if you would like a clip of Ayanna saying, poo poo,
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  pee pee dicks, and butts, Poopy Dixon but Sheree also.
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  Now where else is it? Is it going to be dicks and
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  butts in pots or did Sandy B and it's like in and outs and but,
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  hmm, it's up to interpretation. Yeah.
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  Because who doesn't like, you know, a good anal explanation.
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  Something I can we get some poopy dicks and butts, and
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  character, please? Poo poo, Petey Dixon, butts,
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  poo, poo, pee, pee decks. And and but I guess, I don't
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  know. I don't know where Asano I
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  refuse. Should we get you some thoughts?
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  Thank you for, and I'll thank you.
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  Thank you for going along with the peer pressure.
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  Did every single the test every single NPC.
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  Could you do every single NPC say, we can we get a Steve Yes,
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  yes, PP dicks, and butts, and a tuna, and tuna, Pope OPP, dicks
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  and butts. The guy that we get our ammo and
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  stuff from all right, poopy dicks and butts and then the
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  sign. Thrower, what's his name?
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  Oh yeah PP Dixon Bots. Hi.
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  I think those are all of our like another.
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  Like you do I annoy? Yeah.
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  Oh yes. You did pull.
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  And the peepee in the bottom stock pots.
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  And stranger missing. All right, I'll poopy dicks and
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  butts now it's a collector. Yes, hello poopy.
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  Dixon box. Okay, now it's Ted.
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  Oh yes. Pull pull PP, Dixon bucks.
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  Great. That's all of us in creeping
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  thing and about being liked Wait, we turn on the podcast.
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  Okay, ping, please poopy Dixon Butts.
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  Oh, can we get one from? Um, 909 but also lady friend.
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  No, oh yeah. Joy dicks and butts know who
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  Peter Jackson? Who is the guy that we're
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  saving? What's his name Domino?
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  Can we go on from Donna? This is - no latency.
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  Can we get one from the evil AI as well?
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  Guard. Guard.
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  Yeah, it's about us. I don't.
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  Yeah, I can't think of anybody else.
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  I think you did Hilda. Welcome poop OPP.
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  Dixon Bots. Bang bang.
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  Okay. Now I love them.
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  That all these, this is going to be great.
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  I just need to point out that those were all pulled out of
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  your fucking ass because they you have to know Owen, you're
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  fucking NPCs is incredible. Well, thank you.
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  Yeah. No, that was really, really
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  good. What's really good?
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  The fact that you were like, oh yes, this is exactly what that
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  person sounds like. I was like, yeah, how I do
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  remember what my character sounds like I had to go back and
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  listen to the podcast today. Yeah, well, I mean, I love the
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  characters that we've all put together and like they wouldn't
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  be their characters, they are, if it weren't for you lot, like
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  it's half your reason, you know, Obviously, yeah, you're right.
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  It's all us. Yeah, you deserve nothing.
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  Let's move on. This is me being a twat night in
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  a recording booth like in weight.
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  Is that different than what we do now?
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  Try to laugh. All right, well, that's five
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  minutes of bollocks. Sure, we start a podcast.
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  It's I could be the one that says ppb parts and poops PP
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  repeat after me, everyone. Okay, everyone PP.
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  No poo poo. Poo poo, dicks in this.
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  But Danny, yeah, but you sure It's peepee poo-poo Dyson.
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  But like, you know, you know, like in and out.
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  My butt's little Dusty. Oh yeah, I've got Michael leg.
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  Spring noise. Boy don't don't.
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  Don't don't. What say sorry to Future binary.
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  We're here, we'll present, we just open the door.
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  It's a duck inside of the in decide this train.
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  I'm I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say sorry to Future by any I'm
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  going to just just flip him off right now and then you can.
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  Remember at this moment when you're listening to it that I
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  flipped you off twice. That's that's not the ants baby.
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  Yeah. Counts as one.
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  Oh, I've had some more success with experiment 34C.
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  Or one in six. I've had some sip your morning
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  later. Yeah, boy.
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  Why would we may be recording a podcast?
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  We're all trying. I couldn't pptx in boats.
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  Oh no. They're speaking your native
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  tongue. I got a I got a written for just
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  now. The man in the tube downstairs
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  is a clone. What end of episode, two?
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  Ellie for that motherfucker. What are you talking about?
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  It's fun out of out of enjoy, dramatic music.
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  Like a, like a, like a telenovela.
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  Let me great musical stings. Yeah, totally agree.
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  No, we can do this this one, this episode's, a radio drama.
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  Every episodes of radio drama. I'm gonna die.
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  What the fuck are you talking about it?
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  Shut off an arm of his penis. I chop off his arm, his
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  happiness, sweetness large, and in charge.
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  I'm so sorry. It's my fat Glock gets in the
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  way all the time. Three guys come in come in what?
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  Was very good. Thanks just kidding.
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  Oh I'm sorry. I'm distracting your planning.
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  I'm sort of a bitch right now or I don't know.
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  Whatever. What?
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  But he takes a hit to his foot and him got fuck-all.
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  That's a steep hill. My good man.
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  Sent to be sensitive fingers. I will.
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  I'm mad about Pokemon. I will take it out on you, poopy
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  dicks and butts OPP. Fucking Pokemon shit in your
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  mouth. Almost Shoujo, my titties.
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  Whoa. Hey, no, latency listeners, it's
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  spoon. I play Jeb here on the show and
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  I've got a special announcement that you guys are going to love
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  The show is called system switch and it's called system switch
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  a new role playing game. Get it.
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  We're switching So our first season follows, a crew of
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  Thieves who are trying to exact Revenge gain influence, get rich
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  and not get killed by the greedy corporations Supernatural
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  entities and insane gang members that inhabit, the haunted
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  industrial steam, punk City that they live in.
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  The microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
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  What will these two get up to next?
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  I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that
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  part. That's not a bowling ball.
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  Oh God. That's the end of the episode to
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  shoot it still. It's been, it's been a minute
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  and a half since I said that this every minute and a half.
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  Yeah, why's 21 and a clit. Oh my God, content is that?
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  Oh yeah, no that's that's Prime. Blooper content.
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  Group was with super Popular. By the way, high engagement on
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  that shit. You guys ready to get spoopy is
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  going to do something here? I know.
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  But if he is it's too severe. The plan for him to be doing
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  something that's true. So I don't know about the rest
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  of you, but I'm getting some really nostalgic Vibes.
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  Right now of what, this reminds me of a really, really old movie
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  back on the big screen TVs, what the Matrix?
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  That's the 11. All right.
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  Well, I'm a first of all, out of character.
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  I'm what the fuck, how did you fucking pull back?
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  100% as soon as soon as you said I'm getting nostalgic feeling
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  about this, I was like, boom Matrix.
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  Yeah. Cuz it's six colors in the
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  security in the front with an elevator in the back.
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  Exactly fucking setup. Is basically everything.
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  What are you talking about? It's an extremely iconic scene
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  from The Matrix. All right, well, I guess I
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  haven't seen The Matrix since it came out.
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  So, is there anybody? Here, let me bring my microphone
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  back up to my face for purple, VP picks.
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  And but I set up looking as in Slaps fuck you.
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  Fuck you. Fuck you slap slap.
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  This is a question. What's the hip points for those
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  half Shields? Fifty fifty each.
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  Yes. So technically, I have 100
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  because I have two great. That's what I think you fully
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  charge them before you left. So yes, we did.
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  I said everybody with a half Shield house. 50 perception puts
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  tension once and off. Yes.
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  Okay, sorry, I thought some terrible for the recording.
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  Yes, you do like, you know me, my name is binary dragon and I
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  have a lot of lisp Moments for the blooper reel that you
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  create, they're just fat. And I like I said earlier, I'm
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  really funny. There are no one else is
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  literally literally, no one else on this podcast is it's funny
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  little dressing on the side for the right.
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  Ami Ami. I am the steak and you are Jeff
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  but Cato's Part of a balanced diet.
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  I was going to sing mushrooms. Why?
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  You felt a little bit more substantial?
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  I'm not adding butter. Fuck is what we talk to you
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  anyway. Okay, so I will just that go,
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  no, go go. And it looks like the next car
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  it's gonna be a doozy but a wild ride.
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  Let me just also I'll take it. I'll take that one.
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  Like all right. So before we get out of anyway I
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  do do we just storm in this time?
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  I'll let the good. What's up?
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  Boo. Boo the podcast please.
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  Hi I'm Jade. I'd like to take you back a
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  little bit. You might be wondering how I got
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  here. I'm gonna make that face into
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  this camera. You won't be there, Jade, but I
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  will make it into this case. One more time, it looks like
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  this room is going to be a doozy or our Aliaga take.
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  Take take three. It looks good.
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  No, I don't need your directions.
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  Looks like this room might be a doozy.
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  Squealing. Well, they're inside so mask
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  mandate says they probably have masks on Those are topical joke.
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  Let's move past it. Thank you so much.
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  Someone's getting me home. Wait, that's me.
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  It might giving yourself a Hummer I see.
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  All right. Yeah, that's right.
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  I have to record this late at night.
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  I don't know what to do and tell me if it's an animal, it's
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  partially sexual. They took a lot of Zelda.
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  All right I'm trying to keep it some dude I just saw that
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  alcohol exposed. Hey man that flush you were
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  eating was pretty damn tasty. It's all the lag, so much lag 0.
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  This is how yeah. Monster truck rally.
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  I'm glad I was muted for that because I think I would have
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  gotten a lot of shit. Whatever you say, I said, I said
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  salt and pepper the pig sounds. You'd rather not all right, here
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  we go. Here we go, here we go, here we
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  go again. Hold on.
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  What was that? It's good podcast.
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  Thanks, I was trying to say things but then both of those
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  Loops of this kid is so much said by other people.
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  Totally fine. I just get in there.
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  Quick enough rambling again and then there's another train
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  whistle. No God.
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  Oh God, this is clearly a charismatic impact.
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  Actually don't know what that is, but I did you say screw or
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  something? No, no smooch.
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  Oh, I thought you said, queer. Wicked screw something.
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  He's not that he's not that good.
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  Excuse me. This is a, this is a Christian
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  Minecraft server seems wife. Sure.
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  Windows Movie Maker. Co-star, cut the I said, smooch
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  smooch something. Okay, let me, let me this is I
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  was not expecting a role that I don't know why we are playing a
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  role playing game. This is I guess, and just to
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  peep on the curtain. Everything Joy has ever done
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  with you. Emotionally has been a dice
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  roll, I believe it. I have never chosen the thing
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  because every time you've rubbed badly.
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  So, just how do you feel about past?
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  Was that a word that I just don't know or Lord I know
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  either. I don't think I was like okay
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  cool, binary code on it. Okay, great back in back in
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  howdy howdy Dowdy. That's let me try that one.
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  Again tries to bring you if you will tries to brain.
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  Your brain is also a euphemism for fellatio.
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  But you put your shield on Earth, so you're sure.
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  Oh man, what happened? Poopy diction but I'm sorry, I
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  was just taking an interest in my in my friend's life I guess
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  I'll text you. Whoo, baby.
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  Dicks and butts. Yeah, fuck, you know it's
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  persuasion personal grooming that's not it perception.
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  At the very top of the very first column, huh?
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  Thank you. It's very helpful.
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  I appreciate that Nikolai please.
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  Remove your ass from my face nikolai's.
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  My cat listeners, you probably already knew that.
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  Where is resist torture drugs? Why do I lose the so that one?
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  I know that one's the top. Gotta keep em separated.
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  Can we go the Badlands? You are the worst that was
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  really loud and bad pod casting. All right, you had downstairs
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  into the basement? There's another map.
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  I didn't think there'd be another map.
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  Skip Skip, Skip Skip Skip. Skip.
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  Skip Skip. There's a party.
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  Classic two health bars. Thank you so much for joining us
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  at this season, on no latency. It's been absolutely premium
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  having everyone along with us for the adventure.
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  As you can hear, we had a blast recording and we're already
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  recording season 2 which comes out on October 5th.
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  patrons who help us make all of our amazing content possible and
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