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Oatmeal and Sheryl Underwood on The Show 3.02.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all song looking back to back down, giving them just
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  Speaker 1: like the mozing buck things in its tub. Y'all do
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  Speaker 1: me true good to bet hort listening to me to
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  Speaker 1: each other for study. Why don't you join yeah by
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  Speaker 1: join me in doing me? Honey, say do you turn out? Yea?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn the turn love. He got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the wanter go, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back. Uh huh, I shall will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on now,
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  Speaker 1: DIGNI if you will, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, sure, be honest with y'all, was rushing,
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  Speaker 1: rushing this morning. So but that's what it takes. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to put forth a different kind of effort,
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  Speaker 1: you know. One of the things about being successful. And
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  Speaker 1: I was sharing this just the other day with a
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  Speaker 1: young man and he asked me. He said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't see how you get up that early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I just don't see how man, it
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  Speaker 1: would it would kill me to get up this early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Well, I sat down and I'm listening
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  Speaker 1: to it because it's just a thousand times I've heard it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and my life is, you know, not too
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  Speaker 1: different from a lot of people's lives. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people out there that rise early. And I guess
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what he wanted from me,
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  Speaker 1: or how he wanted me to take what he said.
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  Speaker 1: But I just sat there, you know, just indifferent to
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  Speaker 1: the tones because I've heard it so many times. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you get up that early anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you do all them jobs. And I
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  Speaker 1: just sit there, man, because I remember, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm grateful to be able to have a job. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so grateful to be able to do one and several
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  Speaker 1: that I happened to enjoy doing. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's work, and it's difficult at times, but it's I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know I wanted this. You know, you gotta you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can't ask God for then he give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't be mad that you got it. Don't make no sense.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're asking for something, me give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with asking God for stuff is a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times we're asking for stuff we don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what all it encompasses, what all it really is. And
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  Speaker 1: I asked for this. Now along the way I've gotten
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  Speaker 1: far more than I asked for. I want you to do.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that, and um, you know that's that's his grace
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  Speaker 1: at work in my life. But I get up early
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  Speaker 1: and I go to work because I do understand something
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  Speaker 1: that it is not walking up to you. Nobody walks
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  Speaker 1: up to people normally and just hand them checks all
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  Speaker 1: the time, and enough checks to sustain your life, and
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  Speaker 1: not only sustain it, but to have a life that
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  Speaker 1: where you could enjoy and do some of the things
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  Speaker 1: you want to do. That's I don't know the person
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  Speaker 1: that walks out hands out that money just to be
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  Speaker 1: doing it. And then with a lifestyle though, where you
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  Speaker 1: can you know, give your kids a Christmas, you know,
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  Speaker 1: take your family on vacation, you know, a year once
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  Speaker 1: a year. I don't know, nobody passed out to kind
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  Speaker 1: of money. So I get up early in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I get at it. I was taught to get up
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning by my father because my father says,
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  Speaker 1: ain't none gonna come to you. Why are you laying now?
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, It's just true, man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: a little common sense. Look, old people smart man, they've
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  Speaker 1: been around long time. You don't get You know, some
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  Speaker 1: old fools out there, but you know you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to deal with them. But the old people are pretty
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  Speaker 1: smart man. They've learned a lot along the way. And
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  Speaker 1: waking up early and getting out of it is one
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  Speaker 1: of them things. And I ask everybody man to think
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  Speaker 1: about this scenario of your life. I just want you
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  Speaker 1: to just I want to show you some numbers. If
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  Speaker 1: a day has twenty four hours in it, and let's
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  Speaker 1: just say you choose to sleep eight of those hours
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  Speaker 1: because they tell you you need eight hours sleep, so
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  Speaker 1: you sleep eight hours, that's a third of your life asleep. Already,
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  Speaker 1: just a third of your life is spent asleep. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do eight hours a day, you understand that
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  Speaker 1: a third of your life is spent asleep. Now, let's
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  Speaker 1: say you have a job that you work eight hours
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  Speaker 1: and it's not the job of your dreams. It's not
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  Speaker 1: your dream career, your dream profession. It's just the one
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  Speaker 1: you took, like all of us, to get it started.
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  Speaker 1: And then, like all of us, some of us end
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  Speaker 1: up having to stay there because we've created these bills,
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  Speaker 1: and we can't because we check the check. So we
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  Speaker 1: can't leave it because we'll lose what what we've worked for.
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  Speaker 1: So let's just say you got a job that you
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  Speaker 1: go to work too for eight hours. That's another third
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  Speaker 1: of your life. That's two thirds of your life spent
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  Speaker 1: doing something. M How do I put this to you? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: let's all right, like Steve, just leave it that that's
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  Speaker 1: two thirds of your life. Feel how you want to
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  Speaker 1: feel about your two thirds when I like sleep? Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: that's a scripture about that too. But now you spent
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  Speaker 1: two thirds of your life one on a job you
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  Speaker 1: don't care for if you're not happy there, or one
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  Speaker 1: that just pays the bills and it's not your dream
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  Speaker 1: job of career. Another third of your life is sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh now, let's hold on. Let's talk about the one
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  Speaker 1: hour of preparation that it may take to get to
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  Speaker 1: the job. Let's just say you wake up, you know,
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  Speaker 1: brush your teeth, shower, will have a little breakfast, get dressed.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say that's an hour. So now we're talking
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  Speaker 1: sixteen hours, eight hours sleep, eight hours on your job.
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  Speaker 1: That's sixteen hours you got already time one hour. That's
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  Speaker 1: seventeen hours. Let's say your drive time, let's say getting
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  Speaker 1: to your job, for the average person, is anywhere between
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  Speaker 1: thirty two an hour. That's an average of what it
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  Speaker 1: takes the average person. Now some people out there hustling
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  Speaker 1: the way harder than that, but let's just say your
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  Speaker 1: average is an hour getting to work. You had another
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  Speaker 1: hour to that going to work. You've now spent eighteen
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  Speaker 1: hours out of the twenty four doing something that's either nonproductive,
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  Speaker 1: you're not happy with, you're not pleased about. It is
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  Speaker 1: not your dream job, it's not your dream profession, and
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  Speaker 1: the rest of the time you sleep. Eighteen hours that's
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  Speaker 1: going to work. Now you gotta come from the job,
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  Speaker 1: so let's just say it's another hour to get back home.
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  Speaker 1: That's nineteen hours, n teen hours out of a twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hour day. A third of it you've been asleep.
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  Speaker 1: A third of it you've been on the job that
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  Speaker 1: you're not happy with. You took an hour to get
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  Speaker 1: ready to go to the job that you're not happy with.
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  Speaker 1: That you've just been a third of your life sleeping
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  Speaker 1: to get ready for You spend an hour getting there,
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  Speaker 1: and you spend an hour getting back that's nineteen hours
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  Speaker 1: out of twenty four hours. You now have five hours
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  Speaker 1: left in your day. Oh, you watch TV two times,
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  Speaker 1: two hours a day. Okay, excuse me. Let's put now
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  Speaker 1: you put two hours of TV on that you've just
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  Speaker 1: been twenty one. You now have three hours in the
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  Speaker 1: day to do something super productive for the development of
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  Speaker 1: yourself and the future of your family, and your future
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  Speaker 1: as a person and what you can provide for your family. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I need to chill, I need to smoke one. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I needed some time and happy How seemed like all
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  Speaker 1: I do is dry to work and go to work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out with the fellas drink one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you spend two hours at happy I nobody
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  Speaker 1: go to a happy hour just for a hour. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say he's been two hours at happy Hour, all smoking,
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  Speaker 1: awesome video games and throw that in there. Two hours
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  Speaker 1: of smoking, chilling, reading the paper, video games. That's twenty
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  Speaker 1: three hours of your day going. Don't you see how
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  Speaker 1: your day slips away from you? So why would you
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  Speaker 1: get up early? You get up early to get a jump,
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  Speaker 1: You get up early to produce, to plan, to become productive.
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  Speaker 1: You get up early in the morning to care about
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  Speaker 1: every single minute of your day. You wake up early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning because you have a plan, a mission,
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  Speaker 1: You have something you want to accomplish, So you wake
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  Speaker 1: up early and you got as. The earlier you get up,
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  Speaker 1: the more time you have just for you to devote
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  Speaker 1: to your plan. You map it out, you make some sense,
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  Speaker 1: some emails, you do some Google searches, whatever it is
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  Speaker 1: you need to do to get your dream under way.
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  Speaker 1: Then you go get ready, Then you get in your
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  Speaker 1: car and go to work. Then you go to your job.
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  Speaker 1: But on your job, instead of sitting at your lunch
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  Speaker 1: break messing around with a bunch of people laughing and
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  Speaker 1: talking about nothing, playing dominoes, why don't you take that
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  Speaker 1: hour to do some more research, to do some more
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  Speaker 1: Google it, to send out some more emails, to put
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  Speaker 1: some feelers out there, to see what can get you
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  Speaker 1: in the place that you want to be. Then when
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  Speaker 1: you get off, instead of driving straight home, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you go somewhere in a meeting, you know, take in
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  Speaker 1: a session with some people in a positive mental state.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are doing you know, self help groups. So
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  Speaker 1: a group of people that get together in network for business,
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  Speaker 1: not drink at happy hour. I said network for business,
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  Speaker 1: then you take care of that time. So after you've
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  Speaker 1: done that eight that you don't really care for on
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  Speaker 1: the job, you spend some more time pursuing, looking into researching,
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  Speaker 1: working towards sending out some more applications, putting in some
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  Speaker 1: more time to build your new app discussing some more
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  Speaker 1: networking ideas, try to meet some new more some more
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  Speaker 1: new people, putting in some more phone calls. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: your happy hour. Then when you go home, instead of chilling,
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  Speaker 1: drinking one, having a cold, one, smoking one, playing a
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  Speaker 1: video game, why don't you take that two hours and
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  Speaker 1: devote that to that business idea. You got to that
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  Speaker 1: family that you talk about, You really want spend some
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  Speaker 1: time with your children, put something into them. Do something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: with all these precious hours that God gives all of
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  Speaker 1: us in the course of a day, take advantage of
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  Speaker 1: every minute of that. No human being has more than
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day, including myself. But if you
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  Speaker 1: care about every single minute of that day, you be
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  Speaker 1: amazed at how much you could get accomplished in a
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hour day. But you can't get none of
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  Speaker 1: that happening because you sleep and you're chilling and you smoking,
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  Speaker 1: and you're good at mad and football and war lords. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what has that done for you? Your family or your future?
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  Speaker 1: Care about every minute of your day? You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. Eighteen minutes after that, I welcome to the ride, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, here's a deal, morningning. You know,
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  Speaker 1: act like you're glad to be up? What what we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna wake him up? This? So happy are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling some kind of way again this morning? All right,
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  Speaker 1: here's a deal. I need some Stevie Wonder rocket love.
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  Speaker 1: You took me right in on your rocking. You gave
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  Speaker 1: me a stock yeah happing mapa happing. You dropped me
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  Speaker 1: back down to this con me double is a double Steven.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hear that and then m hmm. I want
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  Speaker 1: to come out of that, and then I want to heal.
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  Speaker 1: I know I bought it on myself. I owe no blame,
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  Speaker 1: no one else. And now I realized I can't get
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  Speaker 1: over you, the tress of Jacko. That's who you can't
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  Speaker 1: get on Jackson. Yeah, I'll get over that. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a to say her name right over that
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  Speaker 1: I get right on pass. We broke up. That's good, man,
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  Speaker 1: while it real hard told you say so you're done?
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  Speaker 1: Daddy stupid. He can't get a trust on Jacko Jack
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  Speaker 1: so fat. Alright, let's go give me them James, I'll
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  Speaker 1: have good. Let's go. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: we're back thirty four minutes after the our thirty four
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  Speaker 1: minutes after that hour, we're back. All right, Now that's good.
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  Speaker 1: I feel better, Yeah, I feel bad. That's good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So coming up next is thirty something Funny. Junior got something?
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  Speaker 1: What Junior is gonna do something today on thirty something Funny?
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  Speaker 1: And Junior it better be funny. We have some questions, right,
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  Speaker 1: I have some questions. You got some questions? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: can just say, but I ain't in the move for
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  Speaker 1: the day. Is nobody to do what they don't do
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  Speaker 1: what they say they're gonna do. Like I ain't talking
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  Speaker 1: to y'all. I know I'm naked. That's the point. Ah. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: now when I get on in the calm and call
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  Speaker 1: him to the bathroom, act like they're on here, would
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  Speaker 1: you doing that twice? All right? Let's go to Junior.
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  Speaker 1: He's got some questions for us. All right, Junior, what
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  Speaker 1: you got? Um? You know what everybody everybody see the
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  Speaker 1: speech the president game? Yeah yeah, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 1: know why did we have to start off the speech?
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  Speaker 1: Was you commendating the Black History Month? What we do? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't like we're the first one up in the speech?
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  Speaker 1: At don't tell did you know when to clap? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't really know when to clap. The Republicans stood on everything.
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  Speaker 1: The Democrats stood on some stuff and clap. Well that's
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  Speaker 1: what they do anyway. Anything. Yeah, I know, but I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care for that, you know, you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: look they did it to Obama. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Look, if we're gonna play the game, play
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  Speaker 1: the game, you know, if you're gonna get in there
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be respectful of the office, then be
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  Speaker 1: respectful at off. I don't like that, man. It just
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  Speaker 1: shows division. The Democrats who don't stand up and do
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  Speaker 1: all that. They're representing the people who voted them into
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  Speaker 1: the those positions, into Congress, things like that, So if
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  Speaker 1: their constituents aren't happy with the president, they're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be up there standing. But they stood for quite they
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  Speaker 1: stood on quite a few things that he said. But
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  Speaker 1: then how do everybody decide we ain't standing right now?
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  Speaker 1: And ain't nobody telling the black people on the front
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  Speaker 1: row because they just were standing. I just want to know.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that that's how we was gonna be U.
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  Speaker 1: I had no idea. Well, Julie, you're not invited to that,
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  Speaker 1: so I never will. But when am I supposed to clap,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got to clap at all. Just sit there
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  Speaker 1: at your house. What was you clapping for? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to because that was clapping. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: unify the country from my living division. It was just like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we don't know what we're doing. What are
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  Speaker 1: we getting into? Well, I'm glad that you know it
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  Speaker 1: for a starting to become tired of it because we've
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  Speaker 1: been tired of it for a long time. Because I'm
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  Speaker 1: finally at that point, you know, I watched how they
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  Speaker 1: did uh Barack Obama, and now I'm watching this all
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  Speaker 1: over again, and it's like it's like watching news. So finally,
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  Speaker 1: was the first time I've ever heard CNN say anything
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  Speaker 1: positive about Donald Trump because CNN Donald Trump can't do
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  Speaker 1: nothing right. Fox, he can't do a damn thing wrong.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: We got a band on the Muslims. Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's really not Muslims. You know, who is
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  Speaker 1: it then? For damn because it's Muslim country. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: conxcused me. Are the Irish affected by this? No? Anybody
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  Speaker 1: from Poland? Nobody from Poland? Okay, all right, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: and you finished on it's run that prank back. You
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  Speaker 1: don't you don't have to clap to the presidential interests
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  Speaker 1: in your house. Well, I was doing my part. I
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  Speaker 1: was watching. I was watching the Speak of the House
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  Speaker 1: and vice. When they clapped, I clap when they stood out,
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  Speaker 1: they stood and clapped on everything was a Republican last night. Then, dog,
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  Speaker 1: I just everybody and thedn't till they back the camera
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  Speaker 1: and I saw all the other people sitting, I said,
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  Speaker 1: well maybe I need to sit down on it was
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  Speaker 1: blue tie night, blue and red tie night. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: understand that. Does that have a meaning? Uh? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the nation's what the colors. Colors are and and the
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  Speaker 1: both parties. Yeah, all right, let's move on. Run that prankback.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming up next. Let's do that. Let's do something stupid.
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  Speaker 1: It's always time for that. You huh, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: being stupid? How does that? Fish? This wind? Is that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How does that feel? You're listening show? All right, we're
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  Speaker 1: back for the minutes after that. Tell me what you
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  Speaker 1: got man, Len, we're running that prankback. It's called lin Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well yeah Lynn. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This was this cliff Man. I work at the post
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  Speaker 1: office with your wife. How you doing, bro, I'm doing alright?
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  Speaker 1: Everything cool? Yeah? Everything good man? Everything good? Um. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, my name is cliff Man. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: reach out and holet you about a couple of things
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  Speaker 1: if you if you got a minute, you got a minute? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Everything all right? With my wife? Is something wrong or something? No? No, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: your wife good man, Your wife good. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: hit you up. Man. We've been working the post office
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  Speaker 1: quite a while. We've probably been in the same room
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  Speaker 1: a few times. Man. I don't know if you you
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  Speaker 1: remember meeting me or not, but but what I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say, man, is trying to do better with my life.
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  Speaker 1: Dog and you know, just just trying to do better,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So, you know, for for Lint, Man,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I gave up a few things, you know what I'm saying.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I just thought that would be a good thing, man,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: to try to do the things that matter the most, uh,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: that you addicted to, you know, you want to get
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: rid of. You know what I'm saying, at least for
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Lent is what I trying to do. You feel me, Okay,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of confused, but what they got to do
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: with me? Well, basically, man, I'm I'm giving up for LNT.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: You know, I decided to give up uh, messing around
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: with your wife, you know because because hold on, man,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: hold on, man, I'm at work. I don't know what
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: you're coming back, but back up and rephrase everything you
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: just said. Well, like I say, Man, for Lynn, I'm
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: trying to I'm trying to give up stuff that I'm
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: that I'm addicted to, you know. And I just what
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: they got to do with me and my wife though,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: and you with That's what I'm trying to tell you, Man,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give up messing around with your wife
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: for Lynn. I mean, that's what I help giving up.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I've given up messing around with your wife for Lynn.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Man talking about man messing around with my wife? Man,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: got no time for no games? Right now? Who this man?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: What's what's your name? Again? This is Cliff Man. I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: actually worked with us for the last ten twelve years.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: But but what I wanted to really let you know is,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you know, her schedule probably gonna change because what we
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: used to be doing we ain't doing. So she's probably
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: gonna be coming home a little bit earlier, things like that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: But I don't I don't want you getting addicted to
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: it because you know, after Lynn is over, then you
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: know we'll be back what we used to do. Man,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: what is you talking about? Man? Hold on, it's my
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: wife's going to be home in a minute. We're gonna
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: talk about all this yip with me. Man, I'm about
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: to hold on? What what are you? Are you in
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the city right now? Can I can I meet with
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you right now? Cliff? Right? Okay? But what don't what
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say? Well, like I'm telling I'm trying
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to do better. You know, I gave up trying to
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: do better. That sounds like a bunch of to me.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I got something for you and my wife. True Okay, okay, okay, man,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, ain't you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't selling the thing you calling me telling me
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: my wife. Fact, we need to meet up and talk
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: about this face to face. Cliff, what you think I mean?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: We here, we talked right now. If you want to
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: have a conversation, No, no, no, you just tell me
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: your address and me and my wife's gonna just come
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: on over there. How about that? And we all said
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I do and have a little power. I don't know
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: who thank you is, man, but me and my wife
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: been together over fifteen years and we never had no
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: problems with no like this, like the you're telling me
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: on this phone. It sounds like a bunch of crazy
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to me. But somebody nick gonna today true. So what
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: you need to do. You need to tell me your name,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: your number. And I don't know why you called from
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: this block phone number. You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, the reason for the call was to
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: let you know, you know, don't get used to her
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: schedule because after lett it's gonna be back to the
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: way it used to be. That's all the phone. What's
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: the is you talking about? We'll getting on not what
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: what's your what's your what's your what's your last name? Cliff?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come find you. I'm gonna come see you, now, Jack.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: My name is Cliff. Like I said, I work at
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: the Cliff and I work at the post off with
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: So okay, well, how come you call from a block number? Cliff?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: What's your phone number? Many? Hey, man, listen, I'm not
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: trying to have no confrontation with you. Man, it's already
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: a confrontation. You can call my phone from a block number.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know you, You don't know me, and you're
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: telling me you be my wife? Are you serious? Did
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you know she was married? I mean what you mean?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Did you know I was married? Yes? Or not? I
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, I know? I mean yeah, knew she was married. Okay,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: well it is you knew that from the jump. So
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump. So
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: now I got to getting your Now you just ConTroll
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: off on yourself. So here, regardless, I'm coming to see
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: you today. Jack. Hey, and my name ain't Jack Man.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: My name Clill. But you're not. I'm not gonna look here.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I don't have no, I'm not trying to have no confrontation.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I just wanted you to be aware of the schedule. Yeah, okay,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely aware. Not clill. Who the hell is you? Man?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Another thing? Man, I want to like, I know, I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: know your tattoo on your name on her lower back.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I've seen that. Uh it's a Dorsey right there. Whoa
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? Hold on, hold on, man,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you're telling me you haven't seen the tattoo on her back?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Is that what your lower back? Man? Right right right
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: right on above a tail phone? Yeah, I've seen it. Dorsey?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Your name Dorsey? Right? Man? Who is this man? What's
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: your real name? Hey? Man? Calm down? Man? Are you
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Are you cool with the come down you called my phone?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Are you school with the schedule changing? That's what I'm asking?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: What are you cool with her schedule change? And you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. Her scars are gonna come back
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: to normal once lit is over with. I gave up
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: messing around with her for but nothing. You man, I'm
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: not cool with the thing. I'm about to be cool
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: in your face in admitted and now tell me your name.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Tell me your number and your real address, and we're
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: gonna talk about our lists in person. Okay, all right,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: what my name? What's your name? My name? Tommy? Man? Okay,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean. I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: mean while you need my last name because I'm gonna
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: to come see you. What you mean why I need
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere. We're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: gonna get in on the phone right now and we're
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: gonna settle this right now. Hold on, get on the phone,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: color color for real. Yeah, tell me who what you're
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: scared up? Okay? Man, they called me nephew Tommy. Oh
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: who my name? Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: What uh l? No, she didn't set me up. Man, Man,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: your wife got me to pray. Call you man, she
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: touch youself. I left. I just left the house, called him. Now.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: That's why staying ass in the phone. It was over
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: for you. Man. Y'all. Come on, man, y'all wrong for
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: this man. This needs to be against the laud Man. Man,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: in the land? Man, Steve Harvey Morning. So I guess
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: did you like that? Yeah? You like that? I gave
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: up his wife for Lynn. Now after Lynn, I'll be
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: back at his wife. Wow. And you you know what,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: me and you man, we can make a lot of
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: money to go because the people you got in your phone,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: if I prank them, that's million boys. Let me prank
• 28:04
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• 28:11
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna be here to run, mate, that's who
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you should. Frank who puts? You're listening to the Steve
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show? All right? Um? So, Gary from Chicago
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: remember him? He was the darling of the Academy Awards
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Sunday night, after he and several other tourists unknowingly crashed
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the ceremony in a prank uh set up by Jimmy Kimmel,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: who was the host. Now we know that Gary, his
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: name is Gary Allan Co had just been out of
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: jail three days. Did you know that? Three days prior
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: to his moment in the spotlight, he had served twenty
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: years for petty theft. He had just been out of
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: jail for three years. If you watch the Academy Award, Yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you know him. It's Gary from Chicago. He was one
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: of the tourists that um, like I said, unknowingly crashed
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the ceremony and thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, Gary and his
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: fiancee were very adorable. I mean, you know, hey, he
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: did his time. Now he's living his life. You know,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: three days out and three days out and he's already
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: at the Academy Awards and everyone knows who he is
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: is Gary from Chicago. Yeah, all right, I just want
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: to throw that. That's really really amazing though, it is it. Yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: he served twenty years and he had just gotten out
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: three days ago. I wonder he was so happy and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: so chilled and had his phone out and everything taking pictures. Yeah,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: it's amazing. What what what should be all cong congratulatory
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Watch watch watch what they'll do. It's some demented people
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: out hire man social media, keep his head up. Take
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: that blessing. Going about your bid. All right, Steve introducing
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. She's here, the lovely, the talent to
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  Speaker 1: do one in the only Miss Ain trip. Good morning morning, everybody.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: This is answered for the news. There are calls for
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: US Attorney General Jeff's Sessions to be called to account
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: for the two meetings he supposedly had with Russian officials,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: according to a report now on the Washington Post, meetings
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: the newspaper says he had while working as a surrogate
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: for Donald Trump's campaign. Now, during his confirmation hearing, the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Session said he never met with any Russian officials, and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: now his colleagues South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham tells
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: CNN that there might just might be reason for a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: closer look if there is something there and it goes
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: up the chain of investigation. It is clear to me
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: that Jeff's Sessions, who is my dear friend, cannot make
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: this decision about Trump. So they may be not. There
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: may be nothing there, But if there's something there that
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the FBI believes is criminal and nature, then for sure
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you need a special prosecutor. Session says the allegations false.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: He says he met with many world leaders as a
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: member of the Senate Armed Services Committee. Seven Baltimore comps
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: accuses stealing money and property from people, pulling them over
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: traffic stops for no reason and taking thousands of dollars.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Also charged with claiming about a half a million dollars
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  Speaker 1: in overtime they never worked. One of the officers accused
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: of being part of a heroin drug ring. This past
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Sunday was the fifth anniversary of the murder of Trayvon
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Martin by a near Dowell cop want to be named
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: George Zimmerman. His parents have released a book on their
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  Speaker 1: youngest son and his entitled rest in Power, The Enduring
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Life of Trayvon Martin. His father Tracy tells MSNBC why
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  Speaker 1: they wrote it. He wanted people to see who we
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: were as as people, who tray Bon was as a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: as a teenager. Uh And we don't feel as though
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: we got the chance to really show the world who
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  Speaker 1: he truly was. It's called rest in Power. The accounting
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: firm Price Wardhouse says the two employees charged with giving
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: those nominee award envelopes that the oscars are not going
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to be due in it next year. And today is
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: National Read Across America Day, National Banana Cream Pie Day,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: and National give Me the Old Stuff Day. In other words, well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's what they mean by good riddence the
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  Speaker 1: band rubbish. I guess that's what they mean. Now back
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  Speaker 1: to this, dear Fie Boarding show. All right, thank you,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: miss Anne. As always, there's a new survey out guys
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: that finds that seventy of people believe their lives would
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: be better with more money. I mean, we've all said that, boy,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: if we just had more money, if we had the
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: money to do this, so whatever, whatever, um, but that
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily mean it would make them happy. Okay. In fact,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: only according to the survey of the people believe that
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: money brings meaning to their lives, and a whopping pent
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: say that people obsessed with money aren't really experiencing the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: true meaning of life. So here's a question. Do you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: believe your life would be better with more money? Aren't
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you obsessed with money? No, not obsessed, obsessed, I'm obsessed
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: with No. Here's a queso. I like shoes. I mean,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: of course, you know you have to have money to
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: get shoes. I mean I'm obsessed with him. I don't
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: get every pair that you know. I become obsessed with though.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: So here's a question. Do you believe your life would
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: be better with more money or would you be happier
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: if you consumed less? So if you want more money, yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: you could be happier with more money. Is that your
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: belief or should you just cut back and and and
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: be happy? I can't cut no further bank on the back.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm back here. I can't get back no more. That's
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: what I'm back here. I need more money, all right,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: So that's the question. Call us eight seven seven twenty nine,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, speaking of you, Steve,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Let's let's start with you. What cut back if you
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: if you had? I mean, would your life be better?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Of course we know the answer because you're rich. Um,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: But do you think you could be happy if you
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: consumed a little less? Do you need everything? You know
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: that you of course you can buy it because you're rich. Yeah?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: What I need everything? And won't some moment as you
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  Speaker 1: continue and not fing to sit up here here and
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: feel bad or guilty back for some pole minded ask person, now,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I would to cut back? I ain't cutting back a
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: damn thing? What? What? What? What? What? I don't want
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: a nice car? Why? No? Man? I lived and cramped
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: quarters my whole life. I wanted to see what it
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: was like to get a big house. I got a
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: big I like big house. I like big hotel, big furniture.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I got a big life. Now, listen to me. If
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you don't want that, that's open. But I'm that person
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that won'ts more because I've learned something about money. Money
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: is a tool. It don't make you happy, but it
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: don't make me sad. Even poverty made me say, poverty
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: made me sad a lot. Couldn't get this, couldn't get that,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: couldn't go here, couldn't go there. And it ain't nothing
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: wrong with Maybe maybe you don't won't go nowhere, Maybe
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you don't want nothing. Then you can be cool with that.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: It's just people are. People have their own way. I
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: enjoy it. What success does is very difficult. I wish
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: it wasn't as hard. I wish that's all the stuff
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: that comes with being successful didn't come with it. And
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I'm on top of that, I'm famous, so I would
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: love for the stuff to come with fame not to
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: come with it. But the Bible tells you that to
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: who much has given, much is required. So as rough
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: as it is, all right? Well, coming up with his
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ladies and gentlemen coming
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  Speaker 1: We haven't heard from the men. While Oldmeal is in
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  Speaker 1: on the real you already no down you you might, dude,
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  Speaker 1: but I let you know what we look little when
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  Speaker 1: ad realized yo yo yo read baby, you'd been thinking,
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  Speaker 1: you'd been thinking for people. Think you know what I
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  Speaker 1: like about two dollars taking way for people? Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: People be bedding it like it ben like about a
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  Speaker 1: two weeks later, like d had a point, do what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing. I ain't looking at what it's like to
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  Speaker 1: do a minute that I hold at y'all shing uh
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  Speaker 1: color fear, what's up? What's the good? Already already already
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  Speaker 1: already already looking kid, Yeah yeah, if you tell me
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What all right? Boy, I'll see your man
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: do your thing. You look at ipe out your toy, y'all.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Y'all was talking about get or leave it, get a lead,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: giving up lems, but what you're what are you giving
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  Speaker 1: up for? Lengths? I see that's what I said. I
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: what I see is I said, get a lead. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to get up my gold grill for had I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: at what I give up my gold grill for? Did?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't for Lita grill? And what's under there? By
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  Speaker 1: the way, if you're giving a seriously, seriously, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna you ain't gonna get up one of my teeth.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: That's that's rude right up? Would you even do get
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: up on my teeth and be rude with me? That's
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: like being naked right here now. I don't be talking.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I don't talk about the people cloud on the head.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I don't talk about my teeth. Okay, I'll get up
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: my let. I'm getting league, give a hug my taper.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Ah that I ain't. Yeah, well, you're still gonna perform
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: when you got dates and stuff, just without the teeth.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do the shows. And now the tape is like,
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  Speaker 1: really the signature who I'm somebo I'm looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even worry about this old I don't know what
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• 39:26
  Speaker 1: that already do you so is you? Is your dadda
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  Speaker 1: save you? No? Mr? So it's so? So why is you? Jo?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Your did cook? Because Steve saying so the right deal
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  Speaker 1: right there, dow dow letting him said ruse was something
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  Speaker 1: that to be stupid like that that there was still
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  Speaker 1: you just took the word Jill you did red with yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: because he gave me a job. Come with you want
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna pay since show? You know you know
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  Speaker 1: your name? Yeah? Now you killed not not on this show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not kid. Don't make no money or Junior make
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  Speaker 1: the money on this Jo. Now I go home to
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  Speaker 1: my mama. I'm killing. But that's it your MoMA, Cale
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  Speaker 1: you Junior, No, why would you're just Oh you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to put some really really realization with your Hey, that's
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  Speaker 1: how I don't trying to do that. Big words. I've
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  Speaker 1: been using them, big words. Watch this her car and
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  Speaker 1: until a patient's just a pain of one about biggest
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  Speaker 1: world right, Hey, look at late your sire tonight. Ho
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  Speaker 1: already you owe me a building, baby, don't have a
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  Speaker 1: special gifts women already, but you ain't having a real
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: don't you got your name though? Don't know where you're
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Do you believe your life would be better with more
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: money or would you be happier if you just consumed less?
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  Speaker 1: Follows eight seven seven nine Steve eight seven seven twenty
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  Speaker 1: nine Steve, who this money? Then you'd be back when
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: the house they having him? Have you seen him? That's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: the funniest show you've ever had, to me, the realist
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: talk show you've ever had. When you had them on
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: on your show as a guest, Tiny House Nation, Steve,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: they got mad at me, Hey man, at you bout that? Though,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to talk to Maria out of Florida right,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Hello Maria. Hi Steve Harvey. So happy that
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm able to talk to you. Well, sweetheart, I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you got through to let me ask you a question.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Do you think you'd be happier if you had more money?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Or would you be happier if you just settle and
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: cut back and did with less. I would be happier
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: if I have more money for the simple fact that
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I have a wonderful husband, and every day I pray
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that I'm able to do more for him, because he's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: very hard working, and I'm also trying to implement some
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: mental health and child's abuse services in the country Guyana,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: which is in South America. It's deemed a third world
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: country and their child's abuse rate is extremely high. As
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I say that, I'm trying to implement some services that
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: will help these kids out. A lot of people are
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: in the streets that are deemed mad people, but they
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: really have mental health issus. And because it's a third
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: world country, it's taboo in the country to say, well,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: they have mental issues. They don't want to hear that
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: as a cultural thing. So I'm currently working with a
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: couple of friends of mine because we all out of
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: the country now, some of us live in America and
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: some live in other countries. So we're coming together to
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: form an organization that will help to implement services to
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: help these people out and these children. That's good work,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: a good work, well, thank you, thank you very much.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: She wants more money to do good so she can help,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Maria. So better with money, all right?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's run that prank back from the Nephew.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. What I mean
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: is that today coming up at the top of dour
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: We got strawberry letter but food? What you got next?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I got for your workers? Calm? What me? What's going on?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you? You played too much? Can I
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: tell you that is the name of the prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call movie? You play too much? Give me if he
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: just give me the money to shoot this thing? You
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: played too much? Yeah, I need one point eight milligain.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, hey, moon like can do it
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  Speaker 1: for one point to y'all can help me get this money?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: You need one point eight me one point eight? Don't
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the problem. Don't let me go bank this chick on
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: the movie. Then you just need one point seven nine. Na,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: you're good with workers called the buildings that I was
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: hustling from the call the police on when I was yeah, hello, Hello,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your Vincent place. Who's calling my name?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Is uh from the human resources? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: defin me? What's up? What's up? Well? Ben? One of
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: the first of all check on you. We know you're
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: got injured here at the job. How are you doing
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: so far? Yeah? Man, I'm I'm making it. Man, you know,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: everything's cool and uh, you know, I don't know how long.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: The therapy is going pretty good though, but I'm all right,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah, it's they say,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. The pain level was about maybe
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: a fix still, but it's getting done it though. Okay, listen, Uh,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: have you been getting your your check on time? Yeah,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I've been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: to work right now. They said it's gonna be a
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the check, yes, sir, yes, sir. We all want to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: getting the checks out and want to make sure that
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: that's definitely getting there. So you're yeah, it's good. It's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: all good, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Let
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: me checking. We've got a bit of a problem that
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: we wanted to check out. Now. You haven't been doing
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: any any strainuous? Uh? No, no, no, no, I ain't been.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man, I
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: just you know, I've just been taking it either. I
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: can't do nothing really right now, and they told me
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I could do nothing, all right, And then you do
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: know the rules are that you're not supposed to do
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: anything to jeopardize your back. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm straight.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing. Man. Okay, well
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. We do
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you've you've been doing some straining with I ain't even
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: been going nowhere, come out, surveillance camera. I don't know
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, No, the the strainingus work
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: that you're doing is actually at home. At home, I'll
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside. I
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: don't way, I don't even bob cue man, what you
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about? Streaming? Okay, have you uh, Vincent?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Have you have you been having have you been having
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: sex at home? What's the kind of question? Who is
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: this is just a supervisor or something we're kind of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Let me talk to superviller that ain't know your damn.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I'm with human resources. I don't know a man. Excuse me, dog,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: But I don't mean disrespect you that because you're paying me,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you know, looking out for me. Do I mean you
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: can call me and and just say any compon like that? Man?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: About have you been having kind of you having sex
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: at home? Save that ain't under your business? Don't have
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Have I been having sex or not in it? What
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: kind of mean? Let me talk? Who's your supervisor? Man, sir,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm the supervisor here to human ween Frock with my
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: attention and we actually have you on survelance. You've been
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you've been having sex. Now you can download it. I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: don't know that not you know hamers in my house?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I know that much. And who authorizes like that anyhow?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Surveylance to me, you're not supposed to be having sex.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Your fact is hurting you. You have, man, you've been
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you've been not having no damn camera and what you
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: talking about? Uh, you've been surbatas for me and having
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that's a damn lie, sir. What's your name? What? What?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Man? Sir? And who ad because I'm look,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of be nice and you're picking me off?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Add her sir, sir, here it is and we find out.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning. No I don't
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: need them. I'm giving me your warning. You let me
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: find a damn camera my house telling me I can't
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: handle sex and all that I have sexts. If you're
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: that is straining with work and you're putting it on
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: your back and we're paying you, we're paying you a
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: dam about what you're paying me and what you ain't
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: paying me, you're gonna call my damn phone tell me
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: talking about you gotta some natans, camera and my house.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: That's okay. Well, let's sir, sir ben sick. Let me
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: say this to you. Don't what want, you don't need,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: You don't need to say nothing to me, but but
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: your last name and then your supervis the name that
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: was my name is okay, and you don't need to
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: worry who the supervisor is. You're to make sure that
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: there's no more sex going on until your back is healed. Look,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you don't have to cut you out and hang up
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: on your man. I don't have time for this, man,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: y'ah because y'all do what y'all do, because y'all doing
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: some people. Y'all think y'all can do illegal to talk
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to people. Crazy man, when y'all coming them, I don't
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: appreciate that at all. Man, This is I don't know
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: who y'all think. Y'all ears down there y'all just do
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: something for them. Think y'all can just call them and
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: say anything. Man, I don't like that, and I ain't
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: trying to be disrespectful, but you've got me heated right now. Man,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: there's that not be no cameras in my house. Do
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you understand that I'm gonna tell you once and one
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: time only, no more sex what you put your talking about?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, because I'll tell you one day thing.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: You think you've giving up some money. Now I'm gonna
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: see y'all ill catch a camera up and my up
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: my house, and you ain't gonna how to never pay
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: uh pay me no more. You're gonna pay me one
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: big check that I'm shooting out of y'all. And you
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: understand that. I understand I need I need you to
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: understand one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: You go ahead? Man, I'm y'all got me easy, man?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: And then after this he don't even call me, no
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: mom telling you get this ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: with letter Man? Familiar with what? Literally? Do you know?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Literally you're coworking letter Yeah? What about him? Literally? Got
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: me the frank phone? Call you? This is nephew Tommy
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Off and Mare that's your filson. But
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: you been man, get out of here. Man, y'are about
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to have me the Lord talk about my check and man, Man,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: what's up? Man? This is y'all have me going out? Man,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: y'all have me heated. But I'm well, I'm gonna kicking.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: It's not to be called that he on the phone. Man,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: He ain't on the phone. Man, I'm sweating like a
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: so I'm still so. I'm still getting my damn checked.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: That that's what that means. Y'all have be heated. Boy.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I thought y'all gonna take what's up? Man? Nice and
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: here from y'all. Man don't got me though, Man, y'all
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: got me. I got one more question? Man, what is
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  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the land? Of course, no doubt. Man, if the Steve
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show always will be especially y'all got me
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: like this here? Did I make y'all prod Wow? Oh,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you're the king of pranks if that's what you want. Okay,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you validation. I'm gonna be the king. Come said at night,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Miss Sherley. That's late Charles Louisiana. Did you hear me call?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: That's boota and territory right up and down. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: late Charles Louisiana at the Civic Center. The nephew gonna
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  Speaker 1: be up in there acting a dog gone food. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: me gonna be in the building. Eugene gonna be in
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: the building, like Charles. Ain't ready for all these people
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: inside of my dog over here. They're not read of that.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shows that time
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: bual subject. Brother in law has to go. Good morning,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Steve. My husband got my brother in law
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: a job at his company and allowed him to live
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: with us a while, live with us while he got
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: us used to the city and found a place to live. Well,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: that was two years ago. And he eats all our food,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't clean up after himself. We have we have no children,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: so one whole side of the house is basically all
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to himself. He practically practically lives here rent free, all
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: paid utilities, food, cable pass uh passed to our community,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: jim oh passes to our community, gym and pool, etcetera.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: You name it, he's got it courtesy of us. Now
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: My husband got a job about three hours away and
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: had to get an apartment to stay during the week,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: and he has left me here with the mooture of
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: his brother. I want him out, but my husband says
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: he feels a lot better knowing someone is in the
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: house with me than me being alone. I told my
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: husband I did not care. I was sick and tired
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: of the situation, and he has until the end of May.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: He says he told him to move out, and he
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: has mentioned his guilt of having to have done it.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Plus his mother has called him and given him the
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: guilt trip. I don't believe it's true and that he
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: will be out by the end of May. I am
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: counting down the days. My question is what should I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: do if he's not out by May. The worst part
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: a couple of years before um. The worst part a
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: couple of years before that. My sister and her kids
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: lived with us for about a year. She did pay
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: for food, cooked, and cleaned. But I know he will
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: hold it against me because he sees it as us
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: helping family desperately looking for a solution. Wow, you know,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: one of the worst feelings to me in the world
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: is to be in your own home, you know, and
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: then be uncalm, tr bull and to feel out of place.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I mean that's where you go after a hard day's work.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: You know, you close the doors, you shut out the
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: world and just have some peace, you know, some love
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: in your home. But but right now you're a prisoner
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: in your own home. It sounds to me because you
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: can't really do what you want to do. And that's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: the key, because you know, it sounds as if you
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: don't think that it's your home too, or you're not
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: really getting that at your home too, and you can
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: speak up about this. I mean, you've been dealing with
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: this for two years, so you've just been walking around
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: miserable and upset for two years. Um. You know I
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I say this, you know it's a whole lot this man,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: your brother in law, has a job now that means
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: he can definitely get out and get an apartment. Um.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: To me, the bigger problem in all of this, though,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: is your husband. He's the one that doesn't get it.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: You need to have a conversation with him. Tell him
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: he's confusing helping with enabling and that this situation is
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: putting a big strain on your marriage. He's putting family
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: before you, And that's really the thing to do in
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: a marriage. His family needs to get out of your
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: house and your marriage. Steve, this is a bunch of bull.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: It's what to see is the right here. I can't
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: stand letters like this. Right here, that's a grown man
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: in your house. Grown man got a job. Okay, let
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: me tell you where your letter went a little crazy
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: at Uh, he got him a job at his company.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Live with us for a while. It's been two years.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Who you know working? Can't get an apartment after two years?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Who you know he can't get an apartment after six months?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Who do you know? Okay, we have no children. Okay,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: he eats up all our food, doesn't clean up after.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: We have no children. So he has one side of
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: the whole house basically to himself. Well, here's a correction.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You do have children. You do him, and it's him,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: the big gass dude that stay in the house, that
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: can drive and go to work. That's your child. Now,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: they ain't your brother in law. That's you all child. Uh.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: He's got all of this stuff paid utilities, he doesn't
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: pay rent any utility, doesn't buy food, cable passed to
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: the community, gym, and pool, you name it, he got it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I want him out. My husband says he feels better
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: knowing that there's someone in the house with me. You
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: know how many grown women can stay by their self?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many grown women can stay in
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: their house by their self. That's a ridiculous response. I
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: feel better knowing somebody's dead with you. Man. Are you nuts?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: That's a great thing to say. You ain't there. You
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: have moved out on the man. Now. You haven't left
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: your woman at the house because you got a job
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: three hours away, and you have left this man in
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: the house with your want Are you nuts? I got it,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: your brother, And you don't think nothing gonna happen. I'm
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: not saying nothing, We all happen. I'm just saying she's
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: sick of she can't come home walk around her own
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: house naked and lawd no, we all like that. See
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: them walk through the house naked? Anyway, That's a whole
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: not thing. He felt guilt, He says, his mother has
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: called him and given him the guilt trip. Hell, let
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: him stay with his mama, then the mama gotta gilt trip.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Somebody else opened up the house and let home of
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: the homeless movie him. But you've got to stop this. Um.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I got some responses for you when I come back.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: This is how to get someone to leave your house.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Part two of Jeeve's response to today's Strawberry letter. Come back,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: you're listening, Steve Harvey. Morning, We'll be back. I got
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: more on the Strawberry letter right after this. Don't go
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: over letters. Brother in law gotta go? Uh the brother
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: in law do have to go? Period? You know this
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: is crazy right here? See here's what Here's that I
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: got helping your brother get on his feet. But seeing
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: what people confuse it helping somebody and taking care of somebody.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: It's two different things. If you are a person who
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: needs a nurse at your house every day, then you
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: got somebody that's coming by taking care of you. Flipping you,
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