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Sister O'dell, Judge Steve, Ready to Love, Flight Lavatory Accident and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 2: Back.
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  Speaker 1: A million bus busy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't join.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Joy, have.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta do that? Turn?
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  Speaker 6: Turn?
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouth turn You probably got to turn
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  Speaker 1: mouth out the word then a.
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  Speaker 5: Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come on you think.
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  Speaker 7: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody, if you'll listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now one and only
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  Speaker 1: see if Harvey got a radio show man. God is
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  Speaker 1: in the blessing business. I'm in the receiving line.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good feeling. I thank God for waking me
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  Speaker 1: up in the mornings, I really really do. I thank
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  Speaker 1: God for the spirit that he wakes me up with
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  Speaker 1: because I finally, but I finally figured it out. Such
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  Speaker 1: a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted. The fact
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  Speaker 1: that you are up today, the fact that you just
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  Speaker 1: got off working, you driving home, the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: got a job to come home from, the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you got a job to wake up too. Whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you can see, think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's a blessing Man. I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to a partner mine last night and an analogy came
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  Speaker 1: to me last night of what my life has been
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  Speaker 1: like just going over my story with a friend of
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  Speaker 1: mine of all some of the things I had gone through,
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  Speaker 1: and he never knew it because he said, man, you
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  Speaker 1: never told me that we were just talking. One of
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  Speaker 1: the things I remember, and it's kind of equated to
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  Speaker 1: my life, was when I was a little boy, as
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  Speaker 1: she got to the store with my mom and she
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  Speaker 1: would let me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for those
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  Speaker 1: of you, a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box. There
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  Speaker 1: are no instructions. It just comes in a box and
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  Speaker 1: it's simple. You're gonna dump the pieces out in a
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  Speaker 1: pile and you're gonna try to put the pieces together
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  Speaker 1: until it looks like the picture that's on the cover
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  Speaker 1: of the box. That's as simple as it is. Here
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  Speaker 1: is I would select a jigsaw puzzle based on the
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  Speaker 1: picture that I liked and if I thought I.
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  Speaker 2: Could do it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if the picture looked too crazy, if it looked
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  Speaker 1: too intricate, I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And
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  Speaker 1: the thing was, back in the day, you got a
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  Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle you had one hundred piece puzzles, four hundred
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  Speaker 1: piece puzzles, man, then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
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  Speaker 1: You go oooh. So those were a little difficult for
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  Speaker 1: me when I was a little boy, so I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want that. As I got a little bit older, I
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  Speaker 1: had more challenging puzzles, you know, four fifty five hundred
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  Speaker 1: piece puzzles. But I always picked a picture of something
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  Speaker 1: I liked. So it's very simple. You get the jigsaw puzzle,
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  Speaker 1: you get it home, you open it up, you dump
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  Speaker 1: it out on the table. You flip all the pieces
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  Speaker 1: over so you can see them, and then I would
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  Speaker 1: try to sort them based on the colors on the box.
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  Speaker 1: If it was like a black section, I'd take all
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  Speaker 1: the black pieces and slide them over there.
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  Speaker 2: If it was some flowers, I'd try to find all.
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  Speaker 1: The pictures with little jigsaw pieces with the little floor,
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  Speaker 1: and I separate them and then i'd start putting it together.
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  Speaker 1: And the way I started was i'd try to build
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  Speaker 1: a border first, because I knew all the straight edges
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  Speaker 1: had to be side by side at one point. And
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  Speaker 1: it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
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  Speaker 1: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
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  Speaker 1: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles. As a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, none of the boys on the street
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  Speaker 1: liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to go through the intricate details of figuring that out.
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  Speaker 1: Really go outside and run or something like that. And
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  Speaker 1: so what happened was, as I got older, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: more difficult in challenging puzzles, but I wouldn't go too far.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted some nice stuff to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't want to go too far because it
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  Speaker 1: was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
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  Speaker 1: all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
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  Speaker 1: the expertise to figuring all the intricate details. And I
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  Speaker 1: discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what
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  Speaker 1: happens in life to a lot of people. You get
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  Speaker 1: bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
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  Speaker 1: to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
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  Speaker 1: put it to the side, You say, ah, that puzzles
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  Speaker 1: are crazy. Next thing you know, you crumb it up
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  Speaker 1: and put it back in the box. So you go
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  Speaker 1: halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
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  Speaker 1: part where it ain't a lot of different colors. It's
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  Speaker 1: all the same, and that's a little bit more so
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  Speaker 1: that may stop you. But it's somewhere in the jigsaw
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  Speaker 1: puzzle that it gets very difficult and challenging. The bigger
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  Speaker 1: the picture you want, but then what all happened in
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  Speaker 1: your life, It's just like what happened in a jigsaw.
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  Speaker 1: Once you get comfortable and you don't mind the challenge,
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  Speaker 1: you could get a bigger picture. But here's the key
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  Speaker 1: to it, though, if you put God in your mix. See,
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  Speaker 1: the picture that I saw for myself as a boy
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  Speaker 1: is not the picture that has happened to me as
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  Speaker 1: a man. Because along the way from boyhood to manhood,
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  Speaker 1: from the time I was telling you understand what happened
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  Speaker 1: along the ride in there was I started putting God
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  Speaker 1: in the mix. And so now the picture that I
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  Speaker 1: have now is not the picture I saw. It's the
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  Speaker 1: picture that God saw. So what I'm saying this analogy
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  Speaker 1: is the picture you have may be difficult to complete,
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  Speaker 1: but if you were to include God in your life,
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  Speaker 1: put God in your jigsaw puzzle. God will not only
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  Speaker 1: help you complete the puzzle, and he gonna add some pieces,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna do some favors, he gonna show some mercy,
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  Speaker 1: and you gonna look up and the picture that you're
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  Speaker 1: able to end up with will be totally different and
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  Speaker 1: much more complete, much more beautiful, a bigger picture than
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  Speaker 1: the one you had, Because there's no way that I
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  Speaker 1: could have saught a life that I have today back
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  Speaker 1: when I was a boy. And it amazes me when
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  Speaker 1: I hear people say I always saw this for myself. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I didn't quite see this for myself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you can have the ability to
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  Speaker 1: see what God really has for you. But man, he's
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  Speaker 1: a master for jigsaw. Man, he's an incredible puzzle completed.
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  Speaker 1: So if you got a puzzle that's challenging to you,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you need to see what's the picture that God
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  Speaker 1: has for your life. If God were in your life,
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  Speaker 1: if you complete it to puzzle, what would it look like.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be a far more extensive puzzle, and it would
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  Speaker 1: be a far more beautiful piece of scenery than you
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  Speaker 1: could have ever imagined. Tears come in my eyes because
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe God bought me this far. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that when I opened up and accepted him and
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  Speaker 1: started talking to him, that he would add all these
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  Speaker 1: pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle, and my jigsaw puzzle would
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  Speaker 1: look like this. And I can tell you I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got a whole lot to do with what out and
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  Speaker 1: turned into. It's mostly favor and blessings and grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy of God. And I looked up and I just
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  Speaker 1: got a much bigger jigsaw puzzle completed.
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  Speaker 2: And guess what, He ain't through with me yet.
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  Speaker 1: That's what's amazing and exciting about a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: God could take your jigsaw puzzle and fix it. Morning show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, monkey trainers, anybody that
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  Speaker 1: has a talking parent. Matter of fact, churches in West
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  Speaker 1: Virginia that handle poisonous snakes. I'm talking to everybody this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the team Harvey Mortar Show. We ain't handling
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  Speaker 1: no poisonous snakes on here. Called Carla work on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Colin has said a thousand times, you can't even show
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  Speaker 1: Colin for real a picture of a snake. Nope, it's
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  Speaker 1: a wrap I'm out we doing that up in she
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  Speaker 1: out show. It's somebody else. I ain't producing nothing. What
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  Speaker 1: is surely afraid of?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Mice, squirrels, squirrels and she don't like rodents? H Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: don't like thunder and like you and you don't like
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  Speaker 1: cold well and you don't like don't like people?
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  Speaker 9: People nailed it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like?
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  Speaker 9: What don't you like?
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  Speaker 5: What are you?
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  Speaker 7: Friend?
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  Speaker 9: You don't like you don't like people.
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  Speaker 10: You don't like people touching you like giving you massages
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  Speaker 10: and uh, pedicures and manicures and stuff.
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  Speaker 9: You don't like that at all.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like to take picture, you don't like nothing,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like the show.
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  Speaker 9: You don't on this show.
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  Speaker 11: You're like living.
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  Speaker 9: Say you don't like being poor?
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  Speaker 1: Now asked. I was just about to say that you
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  Speaker 1: don't want.
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  Speaker 2: To be poor. You don't right there? You have a winter.
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  Speaker 1: You do not want to go back to that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not mad at you. Scared ladies, gentlemen, That's the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Coline Rell Junior, Mississippi Monica.
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  Speaker 2: The legend that is nephew, Tommy.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, like a lot of things. What is
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  Speaker 11: it about? Get you up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we get you from allergic to it? It a lot,
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  Speaker 1: It a lot. It made me. I scratched a lot
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  Speaker 1: when I was poor. It's mostly because I had on polyester. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that really was the cause of most of my itching,
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  Speaker 1: scratching and digging. I would just be stabbing that digging.
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  Speaker 9: Come a long way, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cheap fabric, Well it had. It hadn't come nowhere but
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  Speaker 1: in my family in the day. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: far it had come, but it had made it way
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  Speaker 1: to our family. And then the other thing I don't
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  Speaker 1: like is being a Cleveland Brown fan, the bane exister
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  Speaker 1: in my life. Yeah, congratulations on another gray season, Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: That filled our life with nothing but hope to only
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  Speaker 1: do what you've been doing to me since nineteen sixty four. Loser,
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  Speaker 1: Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Shirley going up.
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  Speaker 10: In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run that
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  Speaker 10: prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 9: Right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show, It is time now to run
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  Speaker 10: that prank back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 9: What you got for his nep.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and be stupid this morning.
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  Speaker 7: You know, y'all did not y'all didn't allow me to
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  Speaker 7: be stupid yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Well it was MLDA, so I understand.
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  Speaker 2: But Martin was here.
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  Speaker 7: If Martin, if mister Martin Luther King Jr. Was here,
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  Speaker 7: he would have wanted to heal prank. I just I
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  Speaker 7: just believe that you.
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  Speaker 9: Didn't like when you say you was gonna be real stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Huh. I'm talking about the gate Tuesday morning.
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  Speaker 7: Y'all don't take civil right leaders would have liked a
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  Speaker 7: nice prank.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, Frank, he was busy help you try to
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  Speaker 10: save the world.
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  Speaker 2: I understand. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 7: This right here is my favorite socks, my favorite this ignorance. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 7: I know he would have liked it, my favorite socks.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go cat dog.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach the child. Yeah, okay, you
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  Speaker 12: do you live an apartment?
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  Speaker 4: Who is it?
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  Speaker 12: My name is Benny Man. I live in Let me
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  Speaker 12: say this to you, you man, this like the third
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  Speaker 12: time this that happened, you know, and I got fed
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  Speaker 12: up with it. So I'm finished city and then we
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  Speaker 12: finish get here straight?
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  Speaker 4: Wait? Wait, who who are you again?
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  Speaker 12: My name Benny Man, I live in. Let's listen. Do
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  Speaker 12: you use the washroom on the property?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Man, I use washroom. What's up?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, this is the third time this to happened. Last
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  Speaker 12: night was the third time right now. The first time
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  Speaker 12: I happened to be in the washroom with you and
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  Speaker 12: I come up with a shirt missing.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 12: The second time was was was uh my T shirt?
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  Speaker 12: My Chicago Bulls Championship T shirt? I saw your girl
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  Speaker 12: with it all now?
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  Speaker 1: Last night?
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  Speaker 12: Last night was one that drew the line. My favorite
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  Speaker 12: socks was missing out the dryer to come back to
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  Speaker 12: get my luck. I don't know what you're doing, man,
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  Speaker 12: when you in the washroom. If you decide you just
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  Speaker 12: gonna go shopping in the dry and keep what you
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  Speaker 12: want out of it from other people's stuff. Man, but
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  Speaker 12: this thing hauld up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a grown man. What are you talking about? Shopping work?
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  Speaker 4: Every day? I buy my own Listen, you call me
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  Speaker 4: tripping by some clothes and what you called me tripping
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  Speaker 4: by some socks?
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  Speaker 12: You, I'm right, they't my favorite socks. So when I
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  Speaker 12: got a problem is why what makes you think you
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  Speaker 12: can start opening up dryers getting people stop out? Man?
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  Speaker 13: Hold up?
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  Speaker 4: What makes you think I'm opening up. Hold up, you
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  Speaker 4: got the wrong one. Where you getting my number from? Anyway?
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  Speaker 12: I got your number from the lease in office to lead.
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  Speaker 4: I told them I number. So what they done lost
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  Speaker 4: their mind? Giving you my numbers? Calling me with some
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  Speaker 4: to buy some socks?
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  Speaker 12: Hey man, they a't my favorite socks. And look at
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  Speaker 12: I want my socks back from you.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna say this one more time. You don'e
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  Speaker 4: lost your mand Okay.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna say this one more time. Eat, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 12: get them socks. I'm gonna get that.
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  Speaker 4: Old got a praying. You say you live in five?
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  Speaker 4: What I live in?
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  Speaker 2: You?
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  Speaker 12: Where I live?
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  Speaker 4: Dad? I knock on your door about ten minutes. If
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  Speaker 4: it's okay with you, partner.
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  Speaker 12: Hey man, it's whatever I know is you better bring
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  Speaker 12: them damn socks. When you bring your crown before you've
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  Speaker 12: got my favorite socks and you crying like look.
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  Speaker 4: By some focks. Man, say hell with you you got
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  Speaker 4: my man, I'm gonna show whooping your old party.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't man, you better have shake.
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  Speaker 12: You better have my Chicago Bold championship shirt, and you
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  Speaker 12: better have my sock. You can't be taking people stuff
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  Speaker 12: out the washrooms.
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  Speaker 4: Fine, party. You got three whoopis called fox shirt and
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  Speaker 4: a T shirt. That's what you walk. You got a
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  Speaker 4: woollen coming for all up.
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  Speaker 6: But that's fine with me, dog ball, I do I
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  Speaker 6: want my socks back, man like like my little sister.
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  Speaker 4: With over crying.
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  Speaker 6: We ain't man, I don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 12: I better not catch you while your sister and my stuff.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna can offer you and me.
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  Speaker 4: You ain't gonna tell you thing of nobody. You canna
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  Speaker 4: lost your mind? First of all, why don't you hut
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  Speaker 4: your head on down to the washroom so I can
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  Speaker 4: whoop your Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'll meet you in the washroom right now, but you
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  Speaker 6: better bring my tracks with you.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: You and me come bring a pupping to you. Pump.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna put you inside that damn dry and turn
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  Speaker 12: it off until you're stealing stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Out of it. You don't want your man, Let me
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  Speaker 4: tell you what that carry up. Put your get down
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  Speaker 4: to the washroom.
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  Speaker 14: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm tied up my shalon. I'm on the fall phone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm already walking there.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, so now what when I see me?
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  Speaker 4: You know me? No, No, we already know you.
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  Speaker 6: Once you get busted in the head, you'll know what's
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  Speaker 6: going on?
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  Speaker 4: You ain't a man enough, But I'm going you' I'll
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  Speaker 4: tell you what.
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  Speaker 12: How long it's gonna take you to get your That's
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  Speaker 12: gonna take me up by two minutes?
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  Speaker 6: Paul, I'm man, guess what else I'm bringing with?
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  Speaker 4: What's you're bringing? Now?
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  Speaker 12: Is you listening to see what I'm bringing?
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  Speaker 4: Man? What this is?
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  Speaker 12: Nephew?
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  Speaker 4: Tommy? Say what? Man? Who is this?
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  Speaker 12: Hey, Charles? This nephew? Tell me from the deal, Harvey.
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  Speaker 12: More than your man, your girl Shandrea got me to
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  Speaker 12: prank you.
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  Speaker 4: Man, many'll wrong, y'all wrong, man, I got one boot on.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on my way down the stairs. Tell me, come on, man,
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  Speaker 4: tell me it ain't so man, I'm talking, but I
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  Speaker 4: know ain't no grown man on this phone crying over, No, sir?
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  Speaker 12: Oh that times man? Some socks?
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  Speaker 4: Man, Well you know y'all tripping?
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  Speaker 12: Hey man, I got one more question, baby? What is
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  Speaker 12: What is the baddest radio show in the land?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 9: Right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: of the hour, and Entertainment News, We're gonna recap last
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: night's Emmy Awards.
• 20:56
  Speaker 9: There were some great highlights from the show.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: Kevin Hart is interested in ever hosting the Oscars, We'll
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: tell you why. And Doctor Burney King never ever, ever, never,
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  Speaker 9: We don't have to get a time, give it time,
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  Speaker 2: We got sports, you will see them.
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  Speaker 9: Now.
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  Speaker 10: He's gonna try to full rank all right, anyway, Doctor
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  Speaker 10: at the top of the hour. But right now it
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  Speaker 10: is time to ask the man the c l O
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey Chila and Fayed Bill Wrights.
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  Speaker 10: My brother went out with my husband and they entertain
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: two young ladies at a bar. One of the girls
• 21:55
  Speaker 10: tagged my husband in a photo. He liked it and
• 21:58
  Speaker 10: started following her on I she My husband said it
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  Speaker 10: was innocent fun should he unfollow her?
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really I don't really understand the social media
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: thing like that, But this fool you married, you taking pictures,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: getting tagged and then following people.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was innocent fun.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the lady though my brother and my
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: husband was out with two women. How are you calmly
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: making this announcement because at my house, see, I can't
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: my brother and me took two women. Or is it
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: okay for him to follow her father? He can't follow
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: her out nowhere? And that loane on social media. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even understand this here. You know, y'all have a
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: different world that y'all operate in now, and it's hard
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  Speaker 1: for me to comment because people think, well you old,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: well old as the goal and it's uh has some
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: advantages to it too, and now all some rules and
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: not to say the rules were never broken, but y'all
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: need some more rules, because y'all just you can have
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: You can be a husband and go out with your
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: brother with two women.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: You can go out and it was innocent fun.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Then y'all can take pictures together and then get tagged
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and then start following it, right.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: Yes, it's fun.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So he went up a double date, the.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Husband, Yeah he was his brother's wing man.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, entertaining these young ladies.
• 23:29
  Speaker 10: At a bar, all right, Uh, moving on to Derek
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: and Harrisburg, who says, my girlfriend and my best friend
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: are too close.
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: She cooked dinner yesterday and she wrapped up a date
• 23:43
  Speaker 9: a plate for.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: Him and texted him. Uh, my girlfriend and my best
• 23:47
  Speaker 10: friend are too close. She cooked dinner yesterday and she
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: wrapped up a plate for him and took and texted him.
• 23:53
  Speaker 10: I asked if she lost her mind, and she got mad.
• 23:56
  Speaker 10: She said she was being nice. Is she taking quote
• 23:59
  Speaker 10: nice too far?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Well, not really. She just made your friend a plate. Yes,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: she massed friends. She made him a plate, wrapped it
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: up and texted, and you know, once again, that's these
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: new relationships, that's what y'all doing.
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  Speaker 12: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting at dinner one night with Marjorie and
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: we were having dinner and we had some some friends.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Was that thing, and you know, Marjorie she, you know,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: taste this, taste this. And the dude took his fork
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: and was reaching over on my wife's plate, and I
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: grabbed his fist and I said, what you're doing though?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: He said, I'm gonna taste that. She said, Steve, he
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: if he wants to taste it? No, no, no, no no, no,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: hey man, you gotta get your own wife, eat off
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: her damn plate, off my wife plate. Dog, no dog, No,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: we ain't finna do this. And when I looked, I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: looked at her and said, hey, I don't give a
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: damn what he he just want to try.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Ha, you know my stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to try in my life. I ain't even
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  Speaker 1: able to try. He ain't trying nothing.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Over here.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: She got home, she says, Steve, I will I will
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: never off anybody. I said, okay, cool, I said, hey,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: let his ass get a wife, Let him get in debt,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: let his hands have to hear all this stuff. Let
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: him get his own damnt eating nothing off my wife plate. Pardon,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it's all to it right here. She ain't making you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: no plate, Get your own wife, get you somebody make
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: your plate. She ain't getting up making no damn plate
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: for nobody. Button me. She won't to do that. Sit
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: up in here getting a plate made. Man, he ain't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: getting nothing made. He ain't nothing getting set to your house.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Give a damn what you eat?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Later on?
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: All right, moving on, moving on, You felt that one
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: up making a plate? All right?
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: Angela and Charleston Colo says a guy I was dating
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: stayed overnight and he left without waking me up like
• 25:51
  Speaker 10: he usually does. But this time, but this time he
• 25:55
  Speaker 10: clogged my toilet and didn't tell.
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: Me or try to fix it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: He I know, I know, I know it was cast
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: for pause when I was reading it. He denied it
• 26:09
  Speaker 10: and won't pay for a plumber. Why is he acting
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: like it wasn't him.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you got a real trifle dude right there.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: First of all, he get up without weary. Now he
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: left you a gift that kept on giving. He couldn't
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: fix it. That's crazy, man. But let me tell you something.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I don't care how much you love a person. We
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: got to draw a line right here.
• 26:39
  Speaker 9: What can he say to her though? That's the other fluck.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: He can't say nothing to her.
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he had to do I guess.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Just what he did. This relationship is over.
• 26:53
  Speaker 10: We're done, dude.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: But now he clogged it up and he wouldn't see.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: That's why you have to learn techniques. Now, it took
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: me years to learn this, but it's it's a it's
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: a flush as you go system. To flush as you go,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: you always know you when you're sitting, and you can
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: tell when you're being a little bit excessive you know that,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: because it don't all come at once.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It's waves to this. After the first.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You need the flush, second wave, you need the flush
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: flush flush. Now, if you're that more than two waves,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you asks is sick. I'm right now, it's usually two waves.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: If it's more than two waves, you sick. You know what,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: you should have went down to the gas station or
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: tried to make it home. I have done that before
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and never spoke to the girl again.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: So that's all.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we know that story.
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: Last all right, last one, Steve, here we go. This
• 28:05
  Speaker 10: is Burgie in Kansas City, who writes, my husband always
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: talks about how sexy our preacher's wife is. I told
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: him he's a dirty old man. He jokingly called me
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: her name during sex.
• 28:17
  Speaker 9: It was no longer a joke to me. He swears
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: it was a joke. Was he fantasizing about her? Right then?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because that ain't that ain't a joke?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: These three comedians on the show, and that ain't funny
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to now one of them, that ain't that ain't a joke?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: You tall? Yeah, yeah, he said, that's what?
• 28:43
  Speaker 15: Oh, all right, coming up next, Well, that was some
• 29:00
  Speaker 15: entertainment news for you. Right after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 9: Morning show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, So the Emmys were on last night. First
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: of all, we got to give it up to Anthony Anderson,
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: who hosted the Emmys. What an excellent job Anthony Anderson did.
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: I mean, he really made us proud. He really really
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: did look nice.
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: Yes, he was funny.
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: It was different the way he opened it was really
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: really cool. You know, he changed outfits a lot of times.
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: He looked good.
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: Steve, you would have been really proud of him. Oh yeah,
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: he was singing, I'm playing the piano and yeah, yeah,
• 29:39
  Speaker 10: having a great time. Miss Doris was in the audience.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: You know, he goes nowhere without his mom, and she
• 29:47
  Speaker 10: was in the audience. And you know how when people
• 29:49
  Speaker 10: win awards and they go up to make their speech,
• 29:52
  Speaker 10: then they play the music and that lets you know
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: that it's time to get off music.
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, wrap it up.
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: Well, he had Miss Doris there for that, So if
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: you were going too long, Miss Door stood up and
• 30:04
  Speaker 10: was like, baby, baby, your time is up.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, she had ain't mine. I pointed to one of
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: the actress come on, baby, rep But that.
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: Was Jennifer Coolidge from a White Loaded, White less. She said, baby,
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: come on, now your time is up. Thank Jesus and
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: your family and get on off. But uh, it was
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: really funny. But Anthony Anderson did such a great job.
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: We got to say congratulations to Quentin Brunson or Abbod Elementary.
• 30:34
  Speaker 9: I mean NSI nash one for Jeffrey Dahmer.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That's the best speech was the best.
• 30:42
  Speaker 9: Well, she's part of a snoops acceptance. I want to
• 30:47
  Speaker 9: thank you. I want to thank me for all the
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: people who said I couldn't. I want to thank me.
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: See if there was a reunion of the Martin cast,
• 30:55
  Speaker 10: Martin Lawrence was there.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: I mean it was to Sheena Arnold.
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: It was just really good, of course, Carl, Anthony Payne,
• 31:02
  Speaker 10: everybody was there.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: Tisha Campbell, Yeah, they were all there. It was really
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: really good.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You would have enjoyed the show, you really would have.
• 31:11
  Speaker 9: Great job, Anthony, great job. And did did you saw it?
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: Carla right? Yes, Yeah, it was good.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: It was really good.
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: Trevor Noah won by the way, Trevor Noah and oh
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: my gosh, Shirley Ralph looked amazing.
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: Did you see that white dress?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Marley gives, Yes, she was beautiful. Carol was there, Carl
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: was there, that's right.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: It was really good.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I've met her, I've had all my talk show before.
• 31:41
  Speaker 9: It was a big moment for Carol, Carol Burnette.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love Carol.
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she was good.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, yep uh.
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: Moving on to a recent interview with Sky News, Kevin
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: Hart stated that he has no desire to host the Oscars.
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: Remember they asked him in the past. In fact, he
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: said he would never host the Oscars. He said, it's
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: not comedy friendly. Whatever little hope you had, I want
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: to destroy it right now. Those gigs aren't good gigs
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: for comics. It's no Shot to the Oscars, no Shot
• 32:16
  Speaker 10: to the Globes or anything else. Those just aren't comedy
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: friendly environments anymore. Kevin had nothing but look truth statement.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Nothing is almost comedy friendly.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I mean the job that Anthony Anderson did, but everybody's
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: talking about it's an outstanding job.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: But you know, you can't be free to say what
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: you want to.
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: Say right, too much political correctness. And that was a
• 32:41
  Speaker 10: tough crowd at the Golden Globes too.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a real because and Joe Coy is
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: extremely funny, but the majority of those people don't even
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: know who he is. He's purely a comedian. He's not
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: any movie roles, he doesn't have TV shows. He's purely
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: a comedian. As a stand up man, this dude is outstanding. Yes,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: he's he's cold blooded man.
• 33:08
  Speaker 9: And they weren't laughing at themselves.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, can't you don't the Oscars and the Globe,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: these people right here, they so full of They don't
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: clap for each other nothing. That's like watching the s
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: beast them damn laughletes don't clap for each other.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: They don't stand up for each other. They just sitting
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: there like it's all about me.
• 33:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: So that's what basically Kevin Hart is saying that it's
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: not good for comics, for comedians anymore.
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: He had nothing but love for other comedians.
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: Who have had success hoping hosting award shows and added quote,
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: I think the Oscars got it right one year where
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: it was like just a bunch of personalities acting as
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: the host and that's a nice collaborative thing. So, Steve,
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: I guess you agree with with Kevin. Uh, you know,
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: as far as what he's saying about comedians and hosting.
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: Word Ellen did well yeah yeah that day, Yeah, and
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: whoopee Chris Rock.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we can go on.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Here say anything anymore, and the audience is scared to
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: laugh because they'll be on film accused of laughing at
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: something that was inappropriate. So you're sitting there and you're mashed.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You know, you're just mashed. And I understand exactly what
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: he said. And I want to say this on behalf
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: of Kevin Hart. You know, I've been hearing the criticism
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that he's been taking, lady, But let me tell you something.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart is a global superstar. He is one of
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: the few that can go practically anywhere in the world
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and sell out an arena. This dude right here is
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a global superstar. He wasn't He wasn't placed there or
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. You can't be that globally famous just
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: cause somebody say you are. It comes from hard work, dedication.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: And that boy is funny. Yeah, that boy funny, And
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you can sit up and say all you want he
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: ain't funny, but comedy subjective. There's people that don't think
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: each person. It's the people that didn't like Richard Pride
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: that that that ain't get messed right there. That sounds crazy,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that sounds great, just saying that, bro.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: What I'm telling you? So, I had a girl told
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: me she that can't stand Luther Van Roz's voice. What. Yeah,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: we never spoke again, but you threw whatever.
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, coming up in twenty minutes to alfter the hour,
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: Judge Steve is back for a third season, so we'll
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: tell you all about that. And the season opener of
• 35:44
  Speaker 10: Ready to Love Nephew started out with a snag.
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: We'll talk about that as well right after this. You're
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: listening morning show.
• 35:53
  Speaker 10: Okay, So Tommy, the season opener of Ready to Love
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: fort Worth started out it happened Friday.
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: Start off with a little snag. A guy didn't show up.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: What happened with that?
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: You don't not show up? You don't do that when
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: I throw a journey, you get on my journey. When
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: you sign up and I allowed you to be on
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: this journey, you know not you don't not show up.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, changed writing o Poleon, but it was I.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: Mean, we didn't know that until you mentioned it.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: But what what was?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Do you know?
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: What's happening?
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Just just just cold feet the whole this straight cold feet.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: This guys, let me tell you what happened he dating
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: some girl. She found out he was going on the show,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: on that show, and see what I do out there canceling,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: see everybody going on that single and all like that,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: don't really be single, go on that single and say
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: that right here, I'm going on social media, gonna put
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you all out on a bus. He got threatened. That's
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: why he didn't show up on TV, gonna we're gonna
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: not go.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: On my show? Who going do that?
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 37:20
  Speaker 9: But it looks like it's gonna be a good season though.
• 37:22
  Speaker 9: If we're out of fort Worth though, Tommy for.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Real, Yeah we'll be.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: The ladies are beautiful, man, I really.
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: Like absolutely gorgeous. Gorgeous.
• 37:30
  Speaker 10: Yes, nice and so Steve, your third season of Judge
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: Steve kicks off February seventh on ABC.
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: All right, go ahead, boy, let us know what's happening, Judge.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Come on, what's the last time you put my show
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: behind Tommy show?
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: It happens next month.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna do you can stop doing. What is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be your best I don't even know what season gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm offended by this second place. I'm taking all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudd.
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  Speaker 2: That he got seven eight years on Ready.
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  Speaker 1: For love now. I ain't got three years on Jewish
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  Speaker 1: old Now I got to play second, fiddal.
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  Speaker 9: That's right, how about you heard last?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what's gonna be on it. I'm judging.
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  Speaker 1: To judge honor.
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  Speaker 2: Sitting.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta take second to that. I took second to
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the damn Texans. I'm just a secondary.
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  Speaker 12: Oh what.
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  Speaker 2: Brown? So you done it again? Nineteen sixty four? Party
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: down fifty years now?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Misplaced angry as you. It's not about you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: I can't wait for sports, Junior.
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  Speaker 12: I can't wait.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, I can't wait to get to it.
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  Speaker 11: You can do it next. You won't ready?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, juwe we can make it. This Junior making this
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  Speaker 1: dru left trying doing next. See what happened to.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Coming up next? Sister ozell is joining us right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's promises
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  Speaker 9: in the building.
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  Speaker 1: He he, my lord, my lord, Good mornings everyone, Lord
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  Speaker 1: lord lord.
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  Speaker 2: How's everybody doing today?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year? I guess we're still supposed to say that.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I think got the Martin Luther King day. We need
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to quit saying Happy New Year. That's gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: cut off point. From now on after the holiday, So
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  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I think we should have a cut
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  Speaker 1: off point for happy. Okay, yes, ma'am, all right, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on that today? Good good, I'm so happy to
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  Speaker 1: be here, blessed.
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  Speaker 10: Amen to that, Amen to that. You mentioned doctor Martin
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  Speaker 10: Luther King Junior's sister Odell. We celebrated his life and legacy,
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: of course, on yesterday, and it would have been his
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  Speaker 10: ninety fourth birthday. So I gotta ask you, did you
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  Speaker 10: know doctor King or any of the freedom fighters from
• 40:18
  Speaker 10: the civil rights movement?
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: You knew Ralph ab Oh, he was his close friend.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, daddy, I knew his father.
• 40:28
  Speaker 9: Oh, what was his name?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I knew his father. Nappy we called he's called him
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  Speaker 2: Nap for sure, Nap.
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  Speaker 1: Nap ABERNETHI the wonderful man, wonderful man. He was always
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: at the forefront of revolution, you know, just like Ralph
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Abernathty was doctor King's best friend. And Maine boy Nappy
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: was Willie Turner. Uh. They were running up the countryside,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: just killing white folks.
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  Speaker 2: Just amazing what he did.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And I dated him for a short while. Gosh, because
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: these these are black history facts, and you take just that,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this right now, go ahead. What's what?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Did you got your finger in your mouth ful shuit?
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  Speaker 10: No, I'm I'm saying you dated? Uh mister, you said
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  Speaker 10: nap napping after naty?
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  Speaker 9: Mister, dad?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Sweet?
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  Speaker 1: It is nappy? Nay daddy.
• 41:36
  Speaker 10: It's kind of hard to put it all together sometimes, sweet,
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: Just you know you're just so boogy.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: You don't know black culture stuff.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: It's nappy apperat That's all it is. What's so hard
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: about it?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Would nappy?
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: Sweetie?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Did you gave him?
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: Did you give him that nickname?
• 41:54
  Speaker 12: No?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: He had he had that nickname when I met him.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: You know, I thought he was cuting everything?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 13: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Calling?
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Why just can I switch subjects real quick? I have
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: a question.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna do something special for Steve's birthday tomorrow?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: He will bore the shadow years old?
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Sis, don dall you want to surprise and want something?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Just some scripture, that's all. I gotta keeping nothing to
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: stay with him. You know you can't give him nothing.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: He got everything. What I'm gonna buy him, he don't
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: need it. He don't need no cigars, he don't need
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: no more money. He don't need no watches, he don't
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: need no cars. I can't fold none of that. I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: gonna give him some scriptures, in particular Isaiah fifty four
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: seventeen to one of him always talking about I'm gonna
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: put it on a plaque and send it to him.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't no weapon for him to just you're standing to
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  Speaker 1: get you just better. You better look at him just
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: as strong and there every year they come after him.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: They can't do nothing with him. He wanted God's faith.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: He God picked him. You ain't got to worry about
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. You better be wait on off the wall.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: No, I'm waiting on him to get off the wall.
• 43:08
  Speaker 12: You know.
• 43:09
  Speaker 9: You think that's gonna opposed to stay on the wall.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: That's better. You just ignore the scripture one time coming
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: down there. That's I know, because you know he got
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: it in him, because he would you see him coming,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: you know, and that little boy that come after him
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: all the time to one the other one with the uh.
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: We know, uh huh.
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: Anyway, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, I'm sorry, uh huh. Back
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  Speaker 3: to the birthday.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: So yeah, back to her birthday. Steve Harvey, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: On his birthday.
• 43:57
  Speaker 10: He don't know, ma'am, Thank you, sister. Coming up next
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  Speaker 10: to is a nephew and the prank phone call for today.
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening morning show coming up at
• 44:09
  Speaker 10: about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter
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  Speaker 10: for today and the subject is if he can't share,
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: I can't either. We'll get into that find out what
• 44:18
  Speaker 10: that's all about right after this, because right now it
• 44:21
  Speaker 10: is time for the nephew in today's prank phone call.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got for us? Hey?
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  Speaker 14: Uh?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I tell y'all I sold like six shows in Jacksonville.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Did I tell y'all you did?
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: You did?
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  Speaker 9: Congratulations?
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Did I tell y'all the hit TV show Ready to
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Love started? Pratt?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I'll tell y'all that, Yeah, yeah, we heard something about that.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: I tell y'all, Black College Queen of getting ready to
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: start Petward.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Tell you all this?
• 44:47
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Did I tell y'all the Texas won his
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: past there? Did I tell you to make sure I
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: bring out of speed on everything? Doctor? I told y'all
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: your list list? Yeah, Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to make sure I tell y'all everything.
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: That's all I tell y'all. Going to date in Ohio,
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: uh twenty third, twenty four.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I bet I told y'all that. Hey man, what's the
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: name of the club in uh Dayton? It is the
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Funny Bomb because I got.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Some partners live there. Marvelous, marbling, Hardney Stade come up
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: from Cincinnati.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: What are they? What is? What is it all? These ques?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Don't get scared. They cut.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: I ain't getting scared. I ain't never scared. Set them on, yeah,
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: put them on. They're going where they Cleveland? They're going
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: where they Cleveland, Jersey.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Or let me tell you something, though, let me tell
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: you something. You bet I wear no textis stuff up
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: there supposed to be when my shrived Jersey?
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: What was that?
• 45:58
  Speaker 9: Laugh again?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I said, ha ha he a joke. Hey, well you know.
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: You lost, Get over it?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Alright, here we go.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Nobody what Charlie ain't got nothing to do with this. Really,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you don't even know nothing about sports or nothing.
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: He was, I know, you guys lost to the Texas.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: They lost, said aloud, Sure, I can't hear he did?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: They did?
• 46:27
  Speaker 9: What the Browns lost to the Texas I you know that, that's.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: What you said. I couldn't hear you him. That was
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: like they got it. They kind of got blown out.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: Really, it wasn't just a lost forty five or fourteen.
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: It was epic.
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: Look at his face.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Steve is so mad. I know you know what.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: It ain't mad, It's really not mad.
• 46:58
  Speaker 9: What is this discuss.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Its disappointments. I'm tired of being used to it.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll get used to this. Here we go.
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: Surveillance surveillance, that's the name of the prank. Suveillance. Let's
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: go cat though.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Hell.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm trying to reach your police.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach you missus h police.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Hello.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: My name is Officer from the Police Department, Narcotics Division.
• 47:33
  Speaker 13: And where's the call from Police.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Department Narcotics Division. Man, my name is the officer. Okay,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I'm giving you a call.
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: There is a possibility and I'm going to try to
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: get the particulars with you. You have two sons? Do
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: you have a one in h Okay? Uh, there's reason
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: to believe that there is some narcotics going.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: On with these two gentlemen. Now, I wanted to speak
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: with you about it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: My understanding that you're over with the crime watch actually
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: in that particular area, yes, sir, and I know that
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: here lately there's been.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Camp Hello, Hello, hang on the phone, go ahead.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: It's my understanding.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: You guys have I know you've put surveillance cameras up
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: so you can actually get a general area of what's
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: going on, all right, Yes, sir, Okay, where has it
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: been within the last week, because what we've done is
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: we've put somebody on them and watched them very closely,
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: and we're wanting to know from you because I understand
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: that you are the person over crime watch.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: What's going on with your two sons.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Well, serve For.
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: One thing, I don't allow drugs selling for my house period.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: I don't even allow that because I am the head
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: of the car Watch. I don't even allow people to
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: even come back.
• 48:44
  Speaker 13: Here's a buy drugs.
• 48:46
  Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, Now I know some kids that's mad at
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: my kids. They were calling the cops to my house,
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: come into my house and throwing rocks and everything. But
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: I can assure you, sir, that's one thing I do
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: not play. I do not allow people even come back.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: To my house.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: Okay, Now, are there surveillance cameras, ma'am that are pointing
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: in any area like.
• 49:06
  Speaker 13: In your back that you haven't really activated it? No more?
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, where exactly were your cameras pointing? What angle?
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Were they towards the road?
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Towards the road? Right? Is there anything in the in
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: the backyard area of where you are?
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: No?
• 49:21
  Speaker 13: Okay, that's the only one we had.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: All right, here's what's going on.
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: We're actually and I'm gonna just be completely honest with you, miss,
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: there's a possibility of a raid coming in there, because
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: we truly believe that are having some type of counterband
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: in that house right there.
• 49:38
  Speaker 13: Could you just hold on for.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: He see if you can get that tech in here? Okay,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: have you spoken with sir?
• 50:02
  Speaker 13: Let me tell you one thing.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, I will bust say.
• 50:06
  Speaker 13: I don't even allow to come back to my house
• 50:08
  Speaker 13: at all. I don't play that.
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: I'm the head to cry and watch. I think all
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: they need to go get a job and and and
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: stop messing up their damn like that's that's that's what's
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: wrong with them.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: And I don't play that, and and I don't appreciate that.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, are there two boys there right now, Yeah, they're here.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Can I speak with those guys one by one? Please?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Do you mind if I do that?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Miss?
• 50:31
  Speaker 13: They don't want to come to the phone.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Nobody wants to talk to the office of the law.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Huh uh.
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: What do you think, miss, I'm gonna try to handle
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: us as diligently as possible. Do you think I should
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: come out and speak with your boys there at No,
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to avoid a raid having this.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: Because I'm avoiding my damnself.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to avoid a raid coming to your home. Man,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to do.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: I want to call and talk to you sensible and
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: see if I can get some things rectified here, because
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: right now it seems like it shouldn't that your cameras
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: should be actually pointing at your back door, your backyard,
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: so I can see what's going on there.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: That's what seems to be happening here.
• 51:04
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well, do what you gotta do.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: You know we don't go up.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, before you do all of that, can we
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: pretty much like make sure that we know what we're
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: talking about.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Do you think that they have contraband in the household?
• 51:17
  Speaker 12: No?
• 51:17
  Speaker 13: I don't allow that in my household.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a Christian woman.
• 51:20
  Speaker 13: I don't allow that at my household.
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: Have you beat these children before on this particular issue?
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: Have you had problems with them in to pass on this?
• 51:27
  Speaker 12: No?
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: All right, I don't.
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to square it up as quick as possible.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: I don't want you going through being stressed out about
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: this particular issue. But I know that from my understanding,
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: you're supposed to be a law abiding person, and you're
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: trying to.
• 51:38
  Speaker 13: Be lay abiding very right.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: May y'all hear very much about my community, and that's
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: why I do not allow these things in my community.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: And if they're doing it, trust me, I'm going to
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: be on as soon.
• 51:48
  Speaker 13: As I hang on this phone.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: Well, I don't want you to hang up you just
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: yet because I got a couple more things I want
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: to talk to you about.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Because if you need me to come over there and bust.
• 51:54
  Speaker 13: Some with y'all, don't come and bust some do I
• 51:56
  Speaker 13: need that, come bust and I'm gonna.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Help you, but some too.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, I got one more thing I need to say
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: to you. Are you listening? Yes, this is nephew Tommy
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: from the Steve hobb In Morning Show. You just got
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: you got prank byddy.
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna kick they behind.
• 52:16
  Speaker 12: Don't do that, because I take that very serious.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: They told me, they told me you are about cleaning
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: up the community, and they better not be nowhere around.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: That's selling, no dope.
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: And I mean all they gotta do is look at
• 52:27
  Speaker 8: me and I see it them and they automatically leave.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And that's us a good thing. Though.
• 52:31
  Speaker 13: My goodness, I'm gonna get you back.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: No, you can't get me. Now, you can get you
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: can get them.
• 52:36
  Speaker 13: Oh gosh, Oh my goodness.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: And here I'm like nervous. I'm like, oh my goodness,
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: oh boy, you look you.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: I ain't want you to get off the phone because
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: you're finna go beat them boys.
• 52:49
  Speaker 13: That's right, because I do not play run up in
• 52:53
  Speaker 13: my house.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: Miss did We need more people like you in the
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: community that's making sure that we ain't dirting up the neighborhood.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: We need you, baby. Thank you well, darling, you keep
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: doing what you're doing.
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: I got one more thing to ask you know, what
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio.
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: Show any Harvey, Tommy caller and Charlie Scotty.
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: We're gonna send that out to everybody in Cleveland, Baby,
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: everybody in Cleveland that Frank go to.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all think of you.
• 53:22
  Speaker 10: Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject If you can't share,
• 53:25
  Speaker 10: I can't either.
• 53:26
  Speaker 9: We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:28
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• 53:33
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: Few subjects. If he can't share, then I can't either.
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: Stephen Shirley, I'm thirty nine years old and my husband
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: is forty two. I stopped working a nine to five
• 54:10
  Speaker 10: when my tax business took off two years ago. I
• 54:13
  Speaker 10: run a small office space and I offer debt relief
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  Speaker 10: services after tax season. In my mind, my husband never
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: expected me to do so well and make so much money.
• 54:23
  Speaker 10: He started hating on me early on, and he was
• 54:26
  Speaker 10: negative about every advancement I made in getting set up.
• 54:31
  Speaker 10: He wouldn't even come to my office until I had
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: moved in it. He's really upset that I am making
• 54:35
  Speaker 10: a lot more money than he is, so that's a problem.
• 54:39
  Speaker 10: He expects me to put post most of my earnings
• 54:41
  Speaker 10: and our joint savings, but I put most of my
• 54:44
  Speaker 10: money into a business account because my income fluctuates each month.
• 54:49
  Speaker 10: The sweet things that he used to do for me,
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: he no longer does them. He loves to tell me
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: that I can buy whatever I want for myself. Now
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: he will stop buy and pick up his favorite wine
• 55:00
  Speaker 10: and not get my favorite wine. Or he'll get himself
• 55:03
  Speaker 10: a steak to throw on the grill and tell me
• 55:06
  Speaker 10: that he thought i'd be somewhere having a fancy dinner
• 55:08
  Speaker 10: with a client. I've never been out with any of
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: my clients, so my husband's behavior irks me. But when
• 55:15
  Speaker 10: it's coddle time, he expects me to still perform like
• 55:19
  Speaker 10: he wants me to. I can't even get turned on
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: by that hater most times because I know what he
• 55:25
  Speaker 10: thinks of me now. The final straw was when I
• 55:28
  Speaker 10: took him to dinner for our anniversary and he ordered
• 55:31
  Speaker 10: two appetizers and didn't let me try them. He told
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: me to order what I like to eat. He has
• 55:37
  Speaker 10: never done me like that. The kicker was that he
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: told me to pay for our food.
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: I'm so done with.
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: Him unless he comes clean and tells me what's up.
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: So if he can't share, I can't either, and no
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: more sex will be had in this house. How can
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: I get to the bottom of this, Well, it sounds
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: like you've already gotten to the bottom of it. I mean,
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: your husband is jealous of you and hating on your success.
• 56:01
  Speaker 10: According to what you've said in this letter, there are
• 56:04
  Speaker 10: a lot of men who support their wives and celebrate
• 56:06
  Speaker 10: when their wives succeed because they are mature enough to
• 56:10
  Speaker 10: know it's a win for their wife and for them,
• 56:13
  Speaker 10: so it's a win for both, no losers in that situation,
• 56:16
  Speaker 10: a win for the whole family. But your man is
• 56:18
  Speaker 10: childish about this, you know, not letting you, not wanting
• 56:22
  Speaker 10: you to try his food and all of that. And
• 56:25
  Speaker 10: you know, and he's also selfish. That's the other ish,
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: childish and selfish it's just wrong. I'm sure it's hurtful
• 56:33
  Speaker 10: coming from the one person you always expected to have
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: your back. Your elevation doesn't diminish his status one bit.
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: I mean, your light doesn't dim his light. Obviously he
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: thinks it does, and he's feeling some kind of way
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: about all of this. And I as a woman to
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: understand why it's a turn off to you when he
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: acts like this. His bad behavior doesn't make you want
• 56:53
  Speaker 10: to do it. It doesn't make you get in the
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: mood or anything like that. No romance, no sex, because
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: we all know with women it starts in the mind.
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: He's not empowering you, he's not.
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: Happy for you. He's belittling you. But he doesn't see
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: that the two are related.
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: So instead of making him guess why the sex stopped
• 57:12
  Speaker 10: and all that, tell him what's going on with you
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: and how he makes you feel. He's got to get
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: his jealousy under control and realize he's dealing with you
• 57:21
  Speaker 10: and you're a boss now, you're making your own money
• 57:23
  Speaker 10: and all of that.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Steve this, Really, this is gonna be a hard one
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: because I know exactly what's happening, and to fix for
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: this has to come from him.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: It's really nothing you can do. You can't make a
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: person feel better who is determined not to. And that's
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: the case here. You're thirty nine, your husband forty two.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: You stop working your nine to five because your tax
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: business took off.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: You got an office and you offer debt release services
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: after tax season. Now, interesting business.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: So you after tax season, when people got their money
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: and everything, you offer another business called debt relief services.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not sure what that is. Whether you loan
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: money or you show people how to get out of debt,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: or you fix their credit report. It could be an
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: a number of things, but whatever, she's found a niche.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: He started hating on me early, and he was negative
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: about all the advancements I made. And he ain't even
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: come to the office till you open it up. Okay,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: he's really upset that I'm making Here's the whole letter
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: right here. He's really upset that I'm making a lot
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: more money than he is. So that's the problem here,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: This is the letter.
• 58:41
  Speaker 12: This is it.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: You're making way more money than him, and his male.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Ego is bruised and he does not know how to
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: cope with that because he's one of those men where
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: if he up, he up. But if he ain't up,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: you better not be upfurned. You get what I'm saying.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: If he ain't up, you bet not be a firm. Now,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: this is a rough one to solve now, because it
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: ain't like you going off and you done left him
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: or nothing. You staying right there. But it's in his
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: face now. He expects me to put most of my
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: earnings in our joint savings. See that right there, that's
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: his fix. Put all your money in our joint so
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I can look in here and see what we got.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: But you run a business, so you got to put
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: your money in your business account because your income fluctuates
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: each month.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: That's the life of an entrepreneur.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: That's understandable because he may be spending money that you
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: may need to cover something doing those months where it's
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: not so good.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: The sweet things he used to do for me, he
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: no longer does them. Right there.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: That's hate. You got money what you need me for?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: He loves to tell me I can buy whatever I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: want for myself. He'll stop and pick up his favorite
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: wine and not get my favorite wine. Okay, he trifling now.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, hang on, Steve, damn dog, we'll have part two
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 10: of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 10: the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject if he can't share,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 10: I can't either. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject if he can't share,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: I can't either.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got a problem, lady, because this dude is
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: real petty. The whole problem in this, Letty, is you
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: make more money than he does. That's what this whole
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: letter is about. Thirty nine year old lady married to
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a forty two year old She quit a nine to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: five because your tax business took off. She has a
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: debt release service. It's gotten to the point where she's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: making a lot more money than her husband, and now
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: he cannot stand the fact that she's making a lot
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: more money than he is, So that it's the problem,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: and that is the problem, and it don't look like
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: that's gonna change. And you don't have a fix for
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: this because now you're dealing with the male ego that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: is severely bruised. He expects you to put most of
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: your earnings into a bank account, y'all's joint account that way,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: so he can look in there and see what we got.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Because as long as you see he can see your
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: money over there and he is over here, and it
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: ain't adding up, he gonna keep that little shaded feeling
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: going right there, your man, petty.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: The sweet thing is he used to do for the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: sweet things he used to do for me, he no
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: longer does. And he loves to tell me that I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: can buy whatever I want for myself. Now.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, sometimes when you take away a man's
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: feeling of being a knight in shining army, if you
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: take away his feeling of being like the go to person,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: that hurts his ego. That's what's happened here. Yeah, it's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: like you could do for yourself. Now he can't come
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: in and like, hey, I bought you this, I bought
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: you that, because now he looking at your money once again.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Though that ain't your fault. Once again, That's just not
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: your fault. We're dealing with the pettiness of the male ego,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: which is very, very sensitive and it's bruise right now.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: He'll stop buying pick up his favorite wine and not
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: get my favorite wine. He trifling now, cus damn dog.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: It's just a bottle of wine. Y'all ain't drinking, you know,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: or Chateau Latour, you know, two thousand dollars a bottle.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Just get you some silver oaks, dog, and you come
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: back in here with that Kendall Mason and y'all going
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: and have a good evening. But he don't even want
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: to do that no more because he trifling. Or he'll
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: get his something to hit the one that's real trifle.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: He'll get hisself a steak, throw it on the grill
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: and tell me he thought I'd be somewhere having a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: fancy dinner with a client. You bought one piece of meat.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: To the house dogs, terrible.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Dog, you know, good and well, you can buy two
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: steaks in case your wife ain't having dinner with a client.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: But then the lady says, I've never been out for
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: any of my clients. So my husband hurry irks me.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: But when it comes to cuddle time, he expects me
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: to still perform like he wants me to. I can't
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: even get turned on by that hat most times, because
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I know what he thinks of me. Now, well, see
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: now it's payback time. Every action deserves an equal and
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: opposite reaction. And so now he gonna start getting a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: message because you've had to get the message. See, you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: can't send a person a message and then don't expect
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: a message to get sent back to you.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: We see that acting out in real life everywhere we go.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Hello. Hello.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Let me just say this right here.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: You can't go act a fool on a bunch of
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: people and then don't act, don't don't expect to get
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: acted the fool on Hello. What you're saying now you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: better snap, snap, crackle pop, we rise. Christis now tap water?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Do the same thing as milk when you put it
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: on rice Christmas? You know what I'm saying this all.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: The kicker is that he.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Told me, uh oh, anyway, the final straples when I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: took him to dinner for our anniversary. You took him
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: to dinner for your anniversary. God though, and he ordered
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: two appetizers and didn't let me try him. He told
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: me to order what I like to eat. He had
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: never done me like that before. Yeah, your boy, he petty.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: The kicker was that he told me to pay for
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: our food. I'm done with him unless he comes clean
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: and tells me what's up, like Shirley said, he already
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: told you what's up. He thinks you can pay for everything.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: He don't want to do no acts of kindness for you,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: no more because he lived feeling. Hey, I wish Marjorie
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: would make more money. Please, for the love of God,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: celebrate that.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, happy about this, but her.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Man, please make no money to please please, I'll be
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: doing her toenails and watching her feet running bath water. Man.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: What so if he can't share, I can't share either.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: No more sex will be had in this house. How
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: can I get to the bottom of this?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Well? Let her do it right there?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: No more sex in this his house. Yeah, that pretty
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: much do it.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: You got man divided attention. Once the sex stops at
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: a man's house getting his attention, you now have it
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: because he wants you to do a cuddle time. He
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: wants you to perform like, ain't none of this happening?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: And this is your perfect time to tell her. Let
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: him know that every action deserves an equalin option reaction.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: And if you can't share, I can't share either. So
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: you don't want you don't want none of my money,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: but you want some of my honey, But you don't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: want to give me nothing, So now I don't You
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: don't want to buy me wine. You don't want me
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: to try your appetizer. Well, I don't want you trying
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: none of my snacks.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: Easing you bring one steak for the girl.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, you bought one steak. Okay, okay, so we with
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: holding snacks.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: My snack too. That's all it is. I think you
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: on track with it right there.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 9: Thank you, Steve.
• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:26
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• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: Sounded so good.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: Up next, we've all been waiting for it, and sports
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 10: talk right after this.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: Come on, you're listening hard Morning show.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 10: It is time now you ready, Steve, because it's time
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: now for junior and sports talk.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah you ready?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: You ready?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah you ready? Come on.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 16: Let me let me, let me, let me just start
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 16: off by just getting these other games out the way.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 16: Time you beat on minds real quick, go to the field.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 16: Beat the Stevens thirty one seventeen, Yeah, the ch the
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 16: Dog twenty twenty six to seven.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I didn't pick that one.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 16: No, you didn't the Cowboys, Oh my gosh, we didn't
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 16: got time. But the Cowboys lost to the Package forty
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 16: to thirty two. Boy, how boy, boy, every you didn't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 16: let you down?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 11: Don't they could?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 16: Sisto At Detroit man pulled the water over the Rams.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 11: You got that one on.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: You didn't pick that.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 11: But that one game you didn't pick though, that one
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 11: game you didn't pick. That one game you didn't pick.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: So y'all see the Detroit game, Yeah it was all, But.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 11: Did you see the Texas at the ground we go
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 11: privately didn't see it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: No matter, didn't I see one play?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: You didn't see one play.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 16: I'll tell you it wasn't really much for y'all to
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 16: see because it was forty five or fourteen.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 11: It really wasn't many plays y'all made on the fields
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: that day.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 16: It wasn't no, it was really you know it thanks
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 16: to Kareem Hunt because he got both y'all techdown.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: If it was hi, y'a wouldn't even see the end zone.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 16: But Joe Flaco, Joe Fla. Joe showed up like Fla
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 16: do gave us two interceptions.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 11: Thank you, Flaco. That was fourteen more points.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: You gave us.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know what, and you said we better not
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 11: show up to work.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: If we lost.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 11: Well, we didn't lose, so we ain't matter.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: Fact, I want you to wear jersey, said, I want
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: Texas jersey.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I can see that winning is new to y'all. Hear
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: me out, now, hear me out. I've been listening to you.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: See y'all don't even really know how to really dig
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: the knife in. Nobody's stop. You ain't we to down? No, no, no,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: because this is right here. Before this game, I said,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: if the Browns lose, I am so accustomed to it
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: mmm that it will not have the diverse effect on
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: me that you're hoping for.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. It just and that's the only thing that's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: to me right now because they say, asked this long.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know they did.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 16: And I'm just so disgrunted in you because you know
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 16: you're a winner, you like winning, and you didn't win.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: You know you don't. No, no, no, not sad you win.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Went straight home, said, I.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: You had this same you do that I should lose
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: a game, Houston need to just go on and win
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: the super Bowl. If they go to the super Bowl,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: you pay five teams.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, chuckle.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour, a recent
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 10: graduate wants to advise them relocating to make more money
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 10: as a stripper.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 9: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 10: Morning show, all right, So Steve, this is from Nicki
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: and Alabama. Nikky says, please don't judge me. I'm a
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 10: dancer in parentheses, stripper and.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: A darn good one. I make great money.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 10: Imagine exotic dancing as an art form that women of
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 10: all ages are doing now to work out. It's the
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: one thing I'm good at, and I know I can
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 10: make a lot more money in a big city with
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 10: nice clubs. I want to stack paper before I'm twenty five,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 10: then stop dancing, by myself a house and get married
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: and start a family. I got a degree a year
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 10: ago in social sciences, and my first job only paid
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  Speaker 10: thirty eight thousand dollars a year. I quit last month,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 10: and I can triple that salary by dancing only three
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  Speaker 10: days a week Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Is it crazy
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: to move to the big city to pursue my goals?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: Will my future husband be cool with it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me say this, young sister. Always remember some advice.
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  Speaker 1: I got the decisions you make today will back your
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  Speaker 1: outcome of tomorrow. If stripping will get you the husband
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  Speaker 1: and the family you desire, then go ahead and strip.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: If that doesn't seem to be the case that it
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: leads to most often, if I were you, I would reconsider.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I understand that money is a a a is a
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: factor in this, but I have learned in my life
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: all money ain't good money. Come on you have and
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  Speaker 1: in this world of social media and the social age
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: and cyberspace, this will follow you in places you.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't gonna want it to go.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: You will be recognized by people you didn't know saw
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: you one night, and it will It will bring you
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: harm in the terms of your reputation. Now you ask
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  Speaker 1: me not to judge you, so I'm not. But I
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  Speaker 1: am telling you to be conscious of this because the
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  Speaker 1: decisions you make today will affect the outcome of your tomorrow.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: You are at that point now where all these decisions
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: are critical. And I got that you made thirty eight
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year, and you could triple that working
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: three nights a week, and that the.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Thing about.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: You can make a lot of money selling drugs too.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: But see as a price. You know, you got to
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: be conscious of this. Just got to think, young lady,
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  Speaker 1: if I were talking to my daughter in this situation,
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  Speaker 1: I would advise you not to. I know the road
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: seems more arguous and treacherous and harder to take the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: right path, but the right path has consequences and payoffs
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: for your future too, so I would consider all of
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  Speaker 1: that in making your decision, young lady.
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  Speaker 2: I could meet the man of the seams.
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  Speaker 1: But if his boys saw you at that club that night,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: shouldn't she shap.
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  Speaker 2: In another city and then get married later in another city.
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  Speaker 2: It wouldn't work out, Like I said. You See, this
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: is why this is why we have the show in order.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Just told you.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Because of cyberspace and social media, this thing can follow
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: you in places that you have no idea. So see
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: this little option stripping one city, go get mad and
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: another even.
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  Speaker 11: Steve joke.
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  Speaker 9: Three days a week.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, we know it's more than thirty eight thousand.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 9: She can make trade three times that much three days.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: So let let me get this right.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: So you can understand that the two female co hosts
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: on the show who has daughters are recommending are recommending
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: that this still strip the two women on the show
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: who have daughters. You are recommending that this young girl
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: consider stripping cause.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Of the money, she said.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: On this show, dog ding ding ding ding ding. I'm
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: just asking.
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  Speaker 2: Right now.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: And hey, hey you are you finn raise your hand
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: with a little girl. Go ahead, go ahead, time, fool,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: go ahead. We were just talking about oh my little.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 12: Don't know.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Huh, my body got a daughter. Now come on, look,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: come on, come on, let me hear no, all.
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  Speaker 10: Right, sorry, look at the time we gotta go, coming
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 10: up to twenty minutes after the hour, We're gonna have
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: more of this ignorant show right after this.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 10: All right, guys, this is disgusting, this story, and it
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 10: just keeps happening. Another flight from Birmingham, Alabama, to Atlanta
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 10: show passengers on the flight had to endure a terrible
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: odor for the last few minutes of the flight. They
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: knew what the smell was, but couldn't figure out where
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 10: it was coming from. When the plane landed, all of
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: the passenger passengers on a particular row noticed that a
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 10: guy in the row had had an accident in his
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: seat and all up the back of his seat, and
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: he sat in it until the flight landed.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 9: I mean he had God, yeah, gotta stay trapped in.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn landing. If the seat belt
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: signed on, I'm going in the bathroom. I don't give
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: a damn If it's locked, I'm kicking it though in
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna sit down because what we're not finna
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: do is up my back.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but I mean a credit to the passengers though,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: they didn't make a big deal of it. They didn't
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 10: embarrass the guy or with stuff like that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 14: But oh yeah, hey, hey, hey man, shoot you guys,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 14: get down here, get the pilot, somebody.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: You don't have everybody because I'm standing up the rest
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: of the flight.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 10: All the passengers posted about it on social media, so
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: they didn't make a big deal. Then, all right, we'll
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 10: at thirty three minutes.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 9: After we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 9: you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 9: to play around it. Would you rather? Did you what
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 9: did you want to say?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, all right, all right, so here we go. Would
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 10: you rather for the rest of your life? Would you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 10: rather eat only Italian food or only Mexican food for
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 10: the rest of your life. Okay, we'll go over to
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 10: Junior Mexican. Okay, all right, he's getting out more.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Isn't he.
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  Speaker 11: I've been from Texas. I've been growing up on misking food.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Now that's his that's his trip out the country Mexico.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 10: Would you rather kiss a dog in the mouth? You
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 10: know they say their their mouths are cleaner than humans?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 10: Or would you rather kiss your ex on the forehead?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Give mereore Come, I'm gonna let the dogs sleep in
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: the bed that night.
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  Speaker 9: I don't believe you guys right now? Would you rather
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 9: a million dollars a year to commute to work for
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 9: three hours?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 10: Okay, that's your commute time three hours, but you get
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 10: a million dollars every year? Or woud you're rather eight
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: hundred thousand dollars a year to work from home?
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  Speaker 5: Eight?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Jeez, your pondering. I'd like to see the people. See
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: why he's looking on he's taking math in his hate.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: He looking like two hundred thousand. Go ahead, be in
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: that coff.
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  Speaker 16: I'm just gonna go get the million three hours I
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 16: would do with me. Yeah, I had to look at
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 16: the math. You're right, I need what you're gonna do.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: What you do, I'm gonna look for another career laying
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: one of them numbers picture. I ain't gonna be take that.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be able to take that cut. I'm sorry.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: You can't take a big cut.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a serious cut for me. I won't help.
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  Speaker 10: You're downsizing, no downside around on my ass, being a
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 10: tiny home and everything. All right, Would you rather be
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 10: naked on a snow capped mountain or would you rather
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 10: be overdressed too many clothes in the desert?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 9: Which one?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: You're gonna die either way, But you gotta show better
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: chance of being around along with them over dressed on
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: the desert, because at least you go over to the
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Middle East. People who live on the desert, they don't
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: wear shorts, short sleeve shirts, They wearings. They be dressed
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: because they protect themselves from the sun. You know, that's
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: why I never played I never played golf in shorts,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: always playing paints over all.
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  Speaker 9: Right, Well, that's today's round of would.
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  Speaker 2: You look professional Jimmy for my game? Just try to
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: look like the Sunday.
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  Speaker 9: That's today's rounded. Would you rather thanks guys.
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  Speaker 10: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our
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  Speaker 10: last break of the day, and Steve Harvey has some
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 10: closing remarks you don't want to miss right after this.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right here we are, guys,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 10: our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: You know what these people is having these accidents on
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: these planes, these bathroom accidents and stuff. We just did
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: the story about the man sitting on the plane the accident,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: horrible smell, all.
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  Speaker 2: Up the packet, a chair and all this. Help. I
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: have a solution for this, Oh you do?
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  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: I think what Airlines is gonna have to do is
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: everybody that come up to the ticket county. You know
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: how you go through the airport and you give them
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: your boarding passport, you get on the plane. Yeah, that
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: should be a station right there, so you give them
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: your boarding pass and then you stand in this area
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: and the man say, okay, jog in place for twenty
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: five cents. That normally works it up. Anything you got
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: going on twenty five seconds of jogging in place.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: You can work it up.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: And if you see a disgruntled look, you hear some grumbling,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: you hear some sounds, you hear.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Some air pockets being released, and all like that. Your
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: ass ain't getting on this flight.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: You go down to the toilet. If you can get
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: back by the time we finish boarding, your sea would
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: be available. If not, your ass is not getting on
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: this plane. Because that's what's happening in this world. We
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: are letting people on here who think that they can
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: hold it anymore, hold it longer. Let me tell y'all something.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: As you age, your ability to hold bathroom needs reduces greatly,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: and older you get, the less capable you are a
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: clenching lock it up, it reduces greatly. I tell you
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: right now, personally, my birthday will be tomorrow, God willing,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: I'll be sixty seven years old. So I have to pee.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: It is damn near immediately. I have to see now.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: I have to think ahead and how I'm feeling. Can
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: I go in this store? Can I walk another? Can
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: I ride twenty more minutes? The answer is usually no, No,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: I go back wherever I w was us and go
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom. Then I go get in the car.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Or if I'm in the store shopping, I get up,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom early now and out of
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: the country. A lot of stores don't have bathrooms in
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: the stores. They're always out in the mall somewhere. Most
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: stores overseas don't have bathrooms in the store, like in
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: the States. Some of the states only have stores for employees. Yeah,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I got to go. You can't send me up the hallway,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: not if I'm spending money. I don't damn if I
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: got the year Nate in the mob closet. You need
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: something with a bucket somewhere, and that'll be the solution
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: for that. But running place as soon as you're giving
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: your boarding pass, just stand here and jogging place, get
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: your knees up a little bit higher, sir. Twenty five
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: seconds really works down most situations. And I think that's
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: the solution for them. Oh, or they're gonna have to
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: move that scanning machine they got out at the beginning.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You know where you're standing in there. Turn around, they're
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: gonna have to put that scanning machine up there by
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: the gate.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Now what they're doing with that?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: What you know, you could spot anything in the body.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: You see you see a long gym in that body.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Right now, I'm trying to offer a solution for this.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: You better hope I ain't got no money for because
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't getting on here with all this here. I'm
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: not gonna be in here replacing.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Seats and all this here?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: Is it what you eat or ate before you got
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: on the plane?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 14: Things?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: You know, most most people eat stuff? You know what stuff?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Think?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 7: What if they what if they put toilet seats on
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: the plane instead of just the regular seat.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: That's where you already said.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you what y'all gonna call that,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: because you already got comfort plus?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: What you're gonna call it? Yeah, y'all.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: You know y'all always in the back trying to fix
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: stuff up. You need to get your money right and
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: get your ass up in front of that plane. It
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: always happened in the back somewhere because you got four
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: hundred people trying to use one toilet. Get your ass
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: up front where six people use one bathroom. I'm telling
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: you right now, what are you gonna call it? You
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: got comfort plus? Give you four more inches of leg room.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I've studying it. That's comfort plus. Then you got the
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: exit rope that gives you a little bit more leg
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: room too, But comfort plus is four more inches of
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: leg room. So if you six six, that don't do
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: nothing for you at all. Also, Tommy, you know you know,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: because let me just go back over a couple of
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: stories I heard. Tommy, you said that you got to
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: go to dating and you was gonna be wearing your
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: long joints. Yeah, you're just gonna get some long socks
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: and all that. And I was just gonna say, just
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: buy some regular.
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  Speaker 2: Socks and.
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  Speaker 7: On you.
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  Speaker 9: That's what you were gonna say.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: That.
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  Speaker 1: I was just saving all mine for closing remarks, and Junior,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I'd like to say something to.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: You and my clothes remark.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Congratulations on the Texans win. Yeah, everything, you know, it
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: was a shackle. I hope y'all win the super Bowl.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, because the letdown from here is hard. The
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: higher up, the harder the falls.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll have that. You will have this same look
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: I got on my face.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, unless y'all win the.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Super Bowland and Dallas and Philly are very sad today, Steve.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody said it in Dallas, though they predict the
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl win every day. Nobody's more sad than Dallas.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, well, hey man, God willing, we'll see y'all tomorrow.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: God willing I will wake up for birthday God willing right, y'all,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: stay in peace.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Man talk to God. He loved to hear from me.
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