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Crazy Man, Doomed Wedding, Way Too Much Weave, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Lazarus VS Tommy, Personality VS Looks, Losing Sleep Over Work, Closing Remarks and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: by joined with me, honey said dot turn be hurting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice? Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me NW one and only Steve Hardy got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Here we go today. I think I have
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  Speaker 1: something for a lot of people today, at least I
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  Speaker 1: hope I do. And this is about on your journey,
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  Speaker 1: And this is about something that happens to us all.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what happens to all of us from time
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  Speaker 1: to time when we get discouraged. What happens to all
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  Speaker 1: of us when we feel like quitting, What happens to
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  Speaker 1: all of us when we have that turn back moment?
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  Speaker 1: What happens to all of us when it don't seem
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  Speaker 1: like it's gonna paying out, because I want you to
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  Speaker 1: understand something that everyone, every single living soul, has those
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  Speaker 1: thoughts about something at some point in the life. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, look, I've oftentimes been discouraged about things not
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  Speaker 1: happening as fast as I like them. All things don't
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  Speaker 1: paying out the way I would like for them to
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  Speaker 1: have payed out. I mean, there's so many ways to
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  Speaker 1: get discouraged. But what But what my encouragement to you
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  Speaker 1: is when discouragement comes is understand this. It is a
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  Speaker 1: part of the growth process. It is a test. It
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  Speaker 1: is a test of your faith. How bad you wanted
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  Speaker 1: Do you really believe? That's That's all faith is. It's simply,
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  Speaker 1: and I've said this how many times. Faith is the
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  Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see. So when discouragement comes,
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  Speaker 1: setbacks comes, it is a test of your faith. At
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  Speaker 1: least it's been that way for me. Now other people
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  Speaker 1: can explain it another way. I'm not other people. I
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  Speaker 1: can only give it to you the way it has
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  Speaker 1: come to me and throughout my life and man on
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  Speaker 1: man on man, discouragement sometimes it's tough to deal with
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  Speaker 1: because it seems at times when you are discouraged. That
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  Speaker 1: is so absolute that this means the end, and if
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  Speaker 1: you allow it to set in, it can be just
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  Speaker 1: that the end of you. When Milly Milly, it was
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  Speaker 1: a test, that's all it is. But the majority of
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  Speaker 1: people that I know who are not successful or who
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  Speaker 1: have told me the story of how they gave up,
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  Speaker 1: it was it was because at a moment of discouragement
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  Speaker 1: that they allowed it to set in and it became
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  Speaker 1: so engulfing that it became the reason why you shouldn't finish.
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  Speaker 1: And then they started justifying it with here the one
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  Speaker 1: that I hate to hear. Well, if if it's God's will,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me. If it's God's will that you fail. If
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  Speaker 1: it's God's will that you're not successful, If it's God's
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  Speaker 1: will that you lay down and give up, it's God's
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  Speaker 1: will that you allow yourself to amount to, not to
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  Speaker 1: not reach your potential. That's God's will. That's not the
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  Speaker 1: God I know. That's not the God I served, that's
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  Speaker 1: not the God I've read about. That's not the God
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  Speaker 1: I believe in. I'm sorry, I just my mother always
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  Speaker 1: taught me something that he didn't bring me this far
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  Speaker 1: to leave me. I just don't believe that, not for
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  Speaker 1: a second. Now have I convinced myself or some things? Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Have I allowed the devil to come into the picture
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  Speaker 1: and paint a different one from it? Yep, yep, I've
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  Speaker 1: done all of that. But you can't blame that on God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, So when when discouragement comes, try to look
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  Speaker 1: at it if you can, as a test of your faith,
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  Speaker 1: and you merely have to pass the test. It could
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  Speaker 1: be for a day, a half a day, a few hours,
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  Speaker 1: a week, a few weeks, it don't matter. Don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: know how long the test period is. Your job is
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  Speaker 1: to keep the faith and keep moving. Keep the faith
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  Speaker 1: and keep moving, keep working, keep believing, keep hope alive.
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  Speaker 1: That's your job. If you do that, that's how you
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  Speaker 1: pass the test. It could be over tomorrow, it could
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  Speaker 1: be over in two weeks, it could be over in
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  Speaker 1: a month. You don't know. But all you got to
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  Speaker 1: do is wake up and keep the faith and fight
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  Speaker 1: the discouraging feelings. And how do you do that? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: Now here we go. This is the part I know
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  Speaker 1: about for show because how many times I've had to
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  Speaker 1: fight off discouragement in order to get to where God
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to be. What do you do when you
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  Speaker 1: become discouraged? Well, here's a series of things. I do.
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  Speaker 1: I think of the outcome. When I get discouraged about
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  Speaker 1: a task, I think about the outcome. Man, what would
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  Speaker 1: it be like if I were to complete the task?
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  Speaker 1: What would it be like? Man? What would the outcome
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  Speaker 1: be for me? If I hung on in there? If
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  Speaker 1: I didn't give up, If I if I if I imagine,
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  Speaker 1: I imagine if I don't quit, I imagine if I
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  Speaker 1: don't give up, what would it be like? Man, Suppose
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  Speaker 1: everything I'm hoping for comes true. But if I don't
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  Speaker 1: quit and give up, that might just be the case.
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  Speaker 1: I start are talking to myself like that. I think
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  Speaker 1: of what the upside is. What's the upside to stay
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  Speaker 1: in with it? You see, all this is the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you different ways to look at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying the exact same thing over and over. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to find the switch that connects in
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  Speaker 1: your mind where you can say, Okay, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: hang in there. Because if you think of the outcome,
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  Speaker 1: and the outcome is appealing to you, if you imagine
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  Speaker 1: what it would be like if you don't give up,
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  Speaker 1: or you don't quit, if you if you think only
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  Speaker 1: of what the upside is to stay in with it,
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  Speaker 1: and then I I go, where can this lead to?
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  Speaker 1: If I stay with it, man, and the outcome comes true?
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  Speaker 1: What else could that lead me to? Because I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's always more to it? So what where else could
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  Speaker 1: this lead me to? What are the possibilities? Man? What
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  Speaker 1: are the limitless possibility of these? What could God possibly
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  Speaker 1: have in store for me if I just hang in there?
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  Speaker 1: If I passed this test of faith, if I just
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  Speaker 1: passed this test. Now, it ain't gonna be the only one.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta get past this one. No, then you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear the smooth plane. Then it's gonna be another one.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be another one. Life ain't nothing but a
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  Speaker 1: series of tests. Man. Man, When you're thinking about giving up,
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  Speaker 1: when you discourage, think of the outcome. Imagine what it
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  Speaker 1: would be like if you don't quit, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: give up. What's the upside to stay in with it?
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  Speaker 1: Where can this all lead to? What? What can this
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  Speaker 1: get you too? If if you do this and you
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  Speaker 1: get to where you think you want to be? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God, what's after that? What are the limitless and
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  Speaker 1: endless possibilities of holding on to your faith? What could
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  Speaker 1: really be out there for me? Man? If I just
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  Speaker 1: passed this test, you gotta talk yourself in the hang
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  Speaker 1: in in there. And sometimes it ain't nobody talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about hanging in there but you. But that's good
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  Speaker 1: enough because God has a blessing for you. God's got
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  Speaker 1: a blessing with your name on it. God has packages
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  Speaker 1: bundled up with your name on it. He got blessings
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  Speaker 1: just in boxes with your name on it. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: want all the mind shipped. I'll be on Faith Street
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  Speaker 1: waiting there to receive. I just I'm just believing he's
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  Speaker 1: shipping stuff. But if you keep moving from the address
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  Speaker 1: of Faith, if you keep getting off Faith Street, why
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  Speaker 1: you want the packages to go? They got your name
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  Speaker 1: on it and it's based on your faith. But if
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  Speaker 1: you keep moving on Doubt Avenue and ain't no Way
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  Speaker 1: Boulevard and the pasage get delivered only the Faith Street
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  Speaker 1: what you keep moving on Faith Street for? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't give up. You can't give up. You're listening, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people from all over
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  Speaker 1: this world, dizel morning, it is Steve L Morning Short.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy, It's crazy, It's just crazy. He's all over you.
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  Speaker 1: Just just what it is. It's just crazy. You're crazy
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  Speaker 1: and it crazy. You just crazy. And that wasn't happening
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  Speaker 1: right now? Did you're crazy? It's just crazy, crazy, crazy, creepy.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is? Crazy? What is it? Steve? Crazy?
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  Speaker 1: This new catter be bored right now? Crazy man, super hero,
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  Speaker 1: black primp and crazy man. So this morning? What I
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  Speaker 1: want to start to do? Hello Jilly, Hello, crazy man?
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  Speaker 1: Was a very collar great ain't the man? Jay having it?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy man? What crazy there going? Apisde watch you crazy?
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  Speaker 1: How did you get this crazy? You know? I was
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  Speaker 1: just I was praying basketball one day when I was
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  Speaker 1: a baby and somebody threw a brand I wasn't looking
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  Speaker 1: at the ball but me dad in the face and
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  Speaker 1: when I got up, yall crazy there? How many times
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  Speaker 1: a day do you hear that he's crazy? Whoa you
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  Speaker 1: count the crazy? Count? Leave at eight times that any time?
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  Speaker 1: And you only right out and get do talking right
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  Speaker 1: after that? Soon as I get through, I got a question,
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  Speaker 1: crazy man, what you got called? Who do you think
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  Speaker 1: it's crazy. Who else do you think it's crazy? I
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  Speaker 1: be Donald Trump crazy to go crazy man, let me
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  Speaker 1: crazy man club shot. Ain't that media man makes sense
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  Speaker 1: right there? Crazy crazed up my board right now now
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  Speaker 1: that has my bar. But the crazy just be tweeting.
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  Speaker 1: Damn boy, nothing man. What was the craziest thing you
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  Speaker 1: saw this past week? Let's see the crazy? Oh? I
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  Speaker 1: saw a striple video? What I just saw some striples
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  Speaker 1: having proud turn it long before they went out start
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  Speaker 1: tress saw that crazy? Wore you all that crate? I
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  Speaker 1: sound that crazy crazy? That's cz Heavenly Father God. They
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  Speaker 1: need new tea, they need a new moody. What do
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  Speaker 1: I need a new wig? What do I need? The
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  Speaker 1: best step at it to her sick kids. I was
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  Speaker 1: crazy on crossing through the whole prop a minute. Pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that craz crazy? Hey you check? Are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: be your stribble and cuss? Why are you praying? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy man? Hang on? I don't know if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be this all morning or not, but anyway, you cut
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  Speaker 1: it all. We'll be back with more crazy after you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
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  Speaker 1: about an hour. We're going to play. Are you smarter
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  Speaker 1: the nephew, Tommy. This is a story about marriage, though
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  Speaker 1: um sons. A marriage is doomed. According this is according
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  Speaker 1: now Jay to wedding photographers. Okay, there's no doubt wedding
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  Speaker 1: photographers have seen it, all right, We all hired wedding photographers.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the police talking? Yeah, you can't called the police.
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  Speaker 1: Sirens and stuff, all right. Anyway, wedding photographers have seen
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  Speaker 1: it all and since they spend a lot of time
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  Speaker 1: getting to know a couple before a big day, many
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  Speaker 1: can see the signs of a doomed relationship even before
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  Speaker 1: the I dues, even before they're even said. Okay. Wedding
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  Speaker 1: photographers have shared the red flags that tell them a
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  Speaker 1: couple maybe headed for divorce. Red flags include here we go,
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  Speaker 1: a partner who's completely uninterested in taking the pictures in
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  Speaker 1: the first place, already marriage. A couple who doesn't spend
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  Speaker 1: any time together at a reception, all right, that's another sign.
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  Speaker 1: That's another when her family he's with his family. You
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  Speaker 1: know how it goes. Yeah, here's another one. And couples
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  Speaker 1: who aren't on the same page over money. That's definitely
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  Speaker 1: a red flag a relations Jenny's first first man, all right,
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  Speaker 1: here's another issue. If a couple has between a twenty
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  Speaker 1: and twenty five percent rejection rates plus in fighting amongst
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  Speaker 1: the wedding party. Wow, yeah, but other people said that
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  Speaker 1: he's not good for you and she's not for you
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  Speaker 1: of your friends and you shouldn't beat up with that.
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  Speaker 1: And a couple of couple who makes you know, like
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  Speaker 1: little tiny, little bity subtle digs at each other throughout
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  Speaker 1: the wedding. Not that when we had stuff like that. Damn, Mama,
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  Speaker 1: you're an expert at get that. I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be get in that draft to be of which,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, daddy, of me at last, so j and
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  Speaker 1: seems here of course we want you to chime. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's your chime when you get through. Yeah. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: I'm just about through. But I do have a question
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  Speaker 1: to ask you. Did you guys have any doubts? Did
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  Speaker 1: you see any red flags? Yeah? My dad, Mary the
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  Speaker 1: best sign ever ever, And I didn't list. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: said to me, She said to me, Daddy, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to go through with us. We can just have
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  Speaker 1: a party. And I have the reception, but not win.
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  Speaker 1: Another friend of match, Stephanie said, this was my time
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  Speaker 1: match which one, Yeah, Stephanie, but yeah my third Stepanie
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  Speaker 1: says that Stephanie to my witch. Stephanie said, and I repeat, now, dog,
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  Speaker 1: I catch the next one like it's a movie a flight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll the next one. No, No, I have a shortness
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  Speaker 1: of things that I have discovered that can happen during
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  Speaker 1: the wedding day or leading up to that. We'll let
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  Speaker 1: you know the same thing. The work come on from
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  Speaker 1: the winding photographer perspective. If at no point do they
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  Speaker 1: want to hold hands for pictures. Here's another sign at
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  Speaker 1: the wedding. If it ain't but one person on top
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  Speaker 1: of the cake, what kind of make a cake like that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're just a bride or just a groove what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: don't you know? You've got to put me up? And
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  Speaker 1: here's the biggest way you could tell this this this
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  Speaker 1: weird ain't gonna last if after reception ain't no gifts
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  Speaker 1: on the table. That's what people are just saying. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in the pot for my money that this ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody says, so what day is that again? Wednesday? Getting married?
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  Speaker 1: I want to win. I guess my favorite one was
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  Speaker 1: if you're taking digs like that, Yeah, but God doesn't
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  Speaker 1: your sid all the time? Thank you, thank you, Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Take a breath mint before when you know I don't
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  Speaker 1: even like each other with them a little through the groom,
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  Speaker 1: she coming down an you up there, and this is
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  Speaker 1: what you turn around your best man to say, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle. I don't know if y'all know this
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  Speaker 1: about music, but this is the absolute truth. Taps and
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  Speaker 1: the wedding song. Taps and the wedding song are in
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  Speaker 1: the same key. I rest my kids horrible, but Jay
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  Speaker 1: is the expert wedding song. Same. Okay, you mean a lovely,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful woman. You meet a beautiful woman, you like her
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot. The relationship is growing. It's about that
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  Speaker 1: time you know that the next step is marriage. What
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  Speaker 1: do you do? Didn't Steve tell you to stop doing
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  Speaker 1: this several times day? It's life every like every month,
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  Speaker 1: you do what he said. I didn't try something new, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you got that for sure, for sure. He ain't heard.
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  Speaker 1: He's so unmoved by this. Hear it all right because
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  Speaker 1: he felt that way about all they is a good doing.
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  Speaker 1: The relationship but to get bad after the wind is
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  Speaker 1: a good doing. The relationship coming out right after this
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: it's Friday. How you feeling I'm feeling? Oh my goodness?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? The King of Pranks is in here. Uh
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna run that frank back. What you got nav?
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  Speaker 1: King of Pranks? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Uh Gary, Gary?
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  Speaker 1: Who's this? Hello? Who's this? Hey? This is Tony Man.
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  Speaker 1: I work with your wife. Pam's all right. Oh she's fine,
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  Speaker 1: she's fine. Man. I'm I'm one of a co workers. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've
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  Speaker 1: been working with it quite some time. I'm kind of
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  Speaker 1: like what they called her work husband. Man. You may
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  Speaker 1: have heard her mentioned me before, Tony. Wait wait wait wait,
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  Speaker 1: back up, back up, because I may be a little sleep.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say a husband? No? No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no, nothing like that. Man. It ain't but
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  Speaker 1: one husband. Okay, now I got that. I'm a work husband,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you know like that, you know, just some
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  Speaker 1: something playful at the job. They'd be saying, work. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, you know, just just something
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  Speaker 1: you know, playful. They' be saying, you know, uh, when
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  Speaker 1: you hang around somebody a lot this that you should
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  Speaker 1: work husband or your work wife. You know, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But no, nothing nothing, nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man,
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  Speaker 1: All right, what's what's up? Man? I mean what's up? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I was calling man, trying to ask you how long? Um?
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  Speaker 1: How long are you paying been married? Wait? Wait, what's
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  Speaker 1: what's your name again? My name is Tony? Okay, um,
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  Speaker 1: we've been married about eight or nine years? And what's up?
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  Speaker 1: How long do you do? Uh? If you don't mind
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  Speaker 1: me asking, how much longer do you see y'all? Y'all
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  Speaker 1: being married. I kind of do mind you that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, how did you get this number again? Man? Like, no,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I got I got the number out of out of
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: pans phone and I wanted to call you myself. Whoa
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa back out of my wife's phone. Yeah, dog,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't even answer. Whoa whoa? Why are
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you in my wife's phone? No, dude, I mean I
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: just got it off a desk, man. I wanted to.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I wanted to, um, you know, I wanted to reach
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: out to you man and kind of have a black
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a private conversation with that first one. Why are you
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: in my wife's phone? You calling me? Dude? I mean,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: this is this, This is how this this husband thing.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: This it's really it's really blowed me right now. No,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: it's just know, it's just a word. That's a work husband, man,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: That's all it is. What is a work husband? What
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: are you? What are you doing with my wife? You know?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: That's just like you know, like you know, I'll bring
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: us some coffee and dontnuts to the job, or you know,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: get us some lunch and stuff. Man, if you don't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: feel like going my wife don't even like don that,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and we got a new coffee machine just two weeks ago.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: So why are you bringing my wife? Hey? Man, listen,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I really, I really, I basically I just called for this.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yere I loan I loaned to youth. Foresee y'all being
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: married to death? Do us part? What do you mean?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: How long are we gonna be married? What you let
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: me to? Man? Tony, Tony Tory? I don't give a
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: damn you're asking me this? Hold on? Let me let
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: me call my wife. Hold on, hold on, Holo, Hello,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Hello Gary, Gary, look hem, you better call me. We've
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: in two minutes right now, it's ten eight, you better
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: call me my ten party? Are your black be sleeping outside? Hello? Tory? Hello? Yes?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Are you to do that? Why you call her? Man? This?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: This wonna be a conversation me and you having together?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Hello on the are you talking about you? You? My
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: wife's word? Husband? It ain't but one husband up in here,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and she don't keep it till death? Do us part? Now?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: glad because I got all weekend to think about that.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you because this here now he man. Man, all,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how much long with do
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you think you want to be married to her? Oh? Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: this wasn't gonna be phenomenal. Are you better get right
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: with Jesus on Sunday? Because I get a dance tea.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: You're gonna meet a Monday morning. I'm trying to say.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: If I'm taking my wife up there early and I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: want to see you black, I'm just trying to the dog.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is if you didn't want to be
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: be mad to you any longer than maybe we could
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: work something. Now. That's all I'm asking was the workout partners.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: All we need to work out is be there Monday,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: because I'm shure that hell is gonna be there. Question
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: early Monday, waiting for your work husband mine. Okay, look, man,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna working. I'm not trying to look. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: don't trying to do it. Help a deeper man and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: man conversation with you. Man, all right, you know you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: don't call me talking about you bringing my wife, don't.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: That's some coffee and I all open up soon. This
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: ain't no deeply conversations. He man, I'm her work husband,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: dog everybody. Everybody. Most people have a work husband or
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: work wife. Man. That's that's known in the corporate world.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Work husband. You hear what I'm saying. What a work
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: husband and you I'm gonna be there Monday, eight o'clock.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm not gonna say go back. Look, you
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna just call Pam. I just called Pam.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to call me back in about a minute.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: In fifteen seconds, we're gonna wait for to call me back.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Work husband, mine something on a Friday. Okay, Well that's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: it was just it was just a question. Man. I'm
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: just trying to see if you didn't want to maybe
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: we could work something out if I find out if
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: there's any truth to anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: be the later on night to night. You ain't nobody
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing to my baby. I mean, ain't nobody
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: gonna do pa. What did you call? My wife's gonna payment? No? No, man,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I'm here Monday and this the work husband. Hey man,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man, No,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you ain't love to say to me Monday. No, No, No,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I got something else I need to say to you
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: are you listening? You gonna talk to Jesus because I'm
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be up there on Monday eight. Okay, I got
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say. You
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: got nothing to say to me. It's something Monday. I do.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Got one more thing to say to you. Go ahead,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: go ahead. I said that you're listening. I'm listening to
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: this for work hasAge. We'll just what I want to
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: tell you. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your brother Eric
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: love that I put you up to this. I'm so
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: glad this is a joke because somebody was about to die.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: So you all right? Man? Oh man, that's a good one.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: A I need a drink? Man, Man? Yeah, man, Hey,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you. Man,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the lane? And
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Y'all crazy? Come on play
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: too much? It's gonna happen. It's work your husband. Everybody
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: got one perk? Everybody got one? What what is it? Oh?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Work husband? I am call of hush work husband? Did
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you force this on me? I don't I don't want
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: to be married. To you like she said she wanted
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to be married. When you want me to ruggle? Get
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: some food in between the breaks? Yeah, yeah, we tell
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: them about these dates so we could get some A
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: t L A t L this weekend, y'all Friday, Saturday Sunday.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Two shows Friday one Saturday one on Sunday. It is
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: the Nephew in town. It's been a while since I've
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: been to the A t L. Foolery only comes around
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: once every two or three years, and I'm back again.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Stupid has landed in the A t L. Coming up,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: it's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey Tommy, it's Friday.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: How you feeling I'm feeling smart? Oh my goodness. Are
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: you ready? Because coming up in about twenty minutes after
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the hour, we're going to play are you Smarter than Nephew? Tommy?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Up for grabs is a chance to win Steve's grand
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: prize of one million dollars. I'm sure that's appealing, and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: you can't play unless you register at Steve Harvey f
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: M dot com. Here we go with comedy roulette. Here's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: how we do this. It's very simple. Give us five subjects.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Put the subjects on one wheel. I'd like to say
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: this part where they stop, where they stop, we do
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the damn thing. Wherever they stop, a damn thing. All right,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: we're ready. Number one white people and their dogs. Okay,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: here we go. Food. We Yeah, that's good. We can
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: make that work. Yeah, you listen to see a number
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: three you got way too much week. I got that one.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, I'm just gonna say I had nothing.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Number four, I'm not in this. Number four women who
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: can't cook whatever. I want your little wheel to five
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: people who come to your house unexpected. I like that
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: one a lot. I really like that's fun, the wheel fun. Alright,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: let's go cat, it's better not start cook it. Number
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: three you got way too much with me, start this
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: bad buy off. First of all, you know you got
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: way too much weed if you spend the entire day,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: all day, all day the day doing this right here,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: what I'll tell you what I know people like this.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You got way too much weed when you leave him,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: when you leave the bathroom and we mistake you for
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the dog, the dog, get the dog, Steve. You know
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: you got too much weed when you're spending the majority
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: of your time hatten you like you're trying to thank us.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: You know you got way way too much weak. Well,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: we can't keep nothing hot nex to your because that
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: time you sit around, we got to worry about to
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: catch you on fire. We can't lighten up round on
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you kitchen. You got way too much weed. We got
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: to be confident. Yeah, there you go. You got way
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: too much weed when you got to go outside and
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: use the yard rate. We got to get this rake
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: too much much we come. You got too much weed
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: when every time you see your Korean person you hide
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: from because you thank you. You you know, you know
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: you got way too much weed. When you get in
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: your car and to close your door to back out
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: and you can't see a damn. You got too much
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: we You know, you know you got way too much
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: we But I want to be intimate with you. But
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I got to separate your head to look you in
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: your I got a friend, Come on, close it up.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: You got too much we ad if you didn't got
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: into church play and they want you to be cousin.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: And she's here. The talented miss and Trip during an
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: interview yesterday with CNBC the President directly addressed federal reserve policy,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: criticizing the Central banks central banks decision rather to raise
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: interest rates. I'm not thrilled because you know, we go up,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: and every time you go up, they want to raise
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: rates again, and I don't really I am not happy
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: about it. It's extremely unusual for presidents to comment on
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: federal policy, but Trump said he couldn't care less. Meanwhile,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: as the President continues to face criticism from both sides
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: of the aisle over his private sit down with Russian
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: President Vladimir Putin, where it comes at, Trump has extended
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: in an vitation for Putin to visit the White House
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: this fall during the election season, as a follow up
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to their get together in Helsinki. You may remember on Monday,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Trump was bragging about what he called Putin's incredible offer
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: to have US investigators go to Moscow to meet the
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: twelve Russian military intelligence officers who have been indicted in
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: this country for meddling in the election in twenty sixteen.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: The catch being then in return, Russia gets to interview
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: a you, a former U S ambassador or congressional aid
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  Speaker 1: and some other Americans whom Moscow says are tied to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: a businessman whose lobby for sanction against them. Well, the U. S.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: State Department calls the Kremlin's allegations absurd. In fact, the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: whole Senate, Republicans and Democrats, voted in favor yesterday unanimously
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: of a resolution stating that they're opposed to the idea
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: that the US would turn over any Americans for questioning
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: by the Russians. Would senate democratically to Chuck Schumer, saying
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: no president should have the power to gift wrapped American citizens.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump are now reportedly disagrees, by the way, with
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Putin's offered, according to his press secretary. In the fall
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: of body of between three year old black man found
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: in a small Georgia town about forty miles north of Atlanta,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the sheriff said the victim, Timothy Coggins, had been killed
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: in a quote racist hate crime. However, last October, over
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: thirty years later, breaking the case came the rest of
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: two white men. Now one of them, six year old
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Frank Geppard, has been found guilty. He since the thirty
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: years in prison. The other defendant, his brother in law,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: facing trial later this year. They think DeepArt thought his
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: white girlfriend may have been messing around with the victim
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: a man the verge of confirmation to be a federal
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Appeals Court judge, and the Nice Circuit has now withdrawn
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: his nomination. Democrats have long criticized Ryan Bounds's nomination, signing
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: his allegedly racist writings. And finally, today is National nap Day,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: So take a cool one. We'll be back with more
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: entertainment coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. Are
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you Smarter than Nephew? Tommy? Check it out on the
• 36:48
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• 36:54
  Speaker 1: It is time to play are you Smarter than Nephew? Tony? Uh, Tommy.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Let's meet our contestants, shall we? Oh? Well we shall. Shirley,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning? Who is this this iss you wrote? Yeah?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I wrote from the dead. I was gonna ask you
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: what you called it from, but I think I know
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: already what you called it from last Olive Branch, Mississippi.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: The sip baby. Okay, what do you do for a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: living man? I'm a chuck driver, Okay, alright, a little
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: truck drivers? Do you think? Do you possibly think that
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you're smarter than meet? The nip It ain't no taking.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I know farther than the pool. Yes, all right. Last,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna make me rise up boy? Okay, all right,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: So here's I got. Shirley is gonna ask both of
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: us some trivial questions. Alright, trivia questions correctly. Whoever answers
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the most questions correctly in sixty seconds will win. It's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: just that simple, all right, all right, Okay, Tommy, we
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: need you to scedattle, get on out of the room.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: We don't want Tommy to hear any of the questions. Lazarus,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: are you ready? Cat? Please give me sixty seconds on
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: the clock. Rainbow and Dre are the parents on what
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: currently running TV sitcom? Hey? What record label did Michael
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Jackson first record on? Oh? Which airport is known as
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: the busiest airport in the world? Oh? New York? What
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: color is the ruby gemstone? Oh? This um? Oh god,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: it is red? What is an elephants tusk made of?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: In the animated movie series Shrek? What is Shrek's wife's name, Fiona?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: The quote I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: your house down is from what nursery rhyme? Lazarus, Lazarus Lazarus,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Jay and Carla. What do you think? Oh god, he
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: got it the best game of Oh god, I ever hear?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Is right? Oh God is right? Lazarus. Alright, listen when
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: we come back, Tommy's gonna come back into the room
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and we'll find out who is the smartest and are
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew Tommy? Will it be Lazarus? Oh God,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: you know, Oh God, we don't know. Tommy will be
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: back at thirty four after the hour. Hello, lord, you're
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: listening to We are in the middle of playing. Are
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew Tommy? Well, Tommy is back in
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the studio now, everyone, welcome Tommy back. Welcome back. Yeah, Tommy,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: are contestant Lazarus. Let's just say oh god, yeah, let's
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: just say that. Yeah, so Tommy, are you ready? Alright?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Cat start the clock at sixty seconds please. Rainbow and
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Dre are the parents on what currently running TV? Sitcom?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: What record label did Michael Jackson first record word? On? Motown?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Which airport is known as the busiest airport in the world?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: H fast? What color is the ruby gemstone? What is
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: an elephants tusk made of? In the animated movie series Shrek.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: What is Shrek's wife's name. The quote I'll huff and
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I'll puff and I'll blow your house down is from
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: what nursery rhyme? What type of alcohol is used to
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: make a moscow mule? Beer? Vodka? I don't think that
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: the letter the letters M E are the abbreviation for
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: which state may after the buzzer? Okay, uh, alright, well
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: we tally up the results. We have to do our tallying.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Now you said that every day. Okay, alright, We're gonna
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: read these questions with the answers again. Here we go
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: as we tally Rainbow and Dre are the parents on
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: what currently running TV sitcom Blackish on ABC? What record
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: label did Michael Jackson first record on Motown? Which airport
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: is known as the busiest airport in the world Hertsfield
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Jackson Airport in Atlanta, Georgia. What color is the ruby
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: gemstone red? What is an elephant tusk made of ivory?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: In the animated movie series Shrek? What is Shrek's wife's name,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Princess Fiona. The quote I'll huff and I'll puff and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I'll blow your house down is from what nursery rhyme?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: The three little pigs. What type of alcohol is used
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: to make a moscow mule cocktail? Vodka? The letters M
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: E are the abbreviation for which state Maine? Okay, talleng, Uh, no,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: hug hollow? He got two? Right, Leslie's got two? Right?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Number four again? Tommy got seven? Uh? Did you get made?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: You got made? After the buzzing right, will give or take?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good either way it go. I'm still
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: gonna hook you our big dog twenty five all the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: cash gift card just for playing the game. Are you
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: smarter than nephew Thomas? So much love to you, brother,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Alright, alright, alright, anybody out there, anybody
• 44:25
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• 44:28
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• 44:45
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• 44:53
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• 45:01
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• 45:09
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• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You say, who isn't? But you know you've been doing
• 45:40
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• 45:45
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• 46:08
  Speaker 1: But up next, come on, nephew, what you got Worker's cough?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Just so matter of fact, worker's car animated? Got workers?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't never been on it, man, I gotta yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I think I have I got it. Yeah, I got it. Workers. Okay,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't never got a call just maternity right away working.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: How would you know what? I can't handle down babies.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna my legs. I'm not gonna tell you. Yes, maternity. Yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you was just pregnant when your wife can can my
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: baby be five? And I get it. If your baby
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: is ill and you have to take time off to
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: deal with it, he ain't el like physically. I just
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: think something wrong with it? So can I just well
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: something wrong with it? That? Yeah, I tell you right
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: now if you his dady, there's a high cheir right. Yeah, hello, Hello,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your bencent place. Who's calling my
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: name is uh from the human resources? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: what's what's up? Well, Benson, one of the first of
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: all check on you. We know you're got injured here
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: at the job. How are you doing so far? Yeah? Man,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm making that man. You know, everything's cool and uh,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know how long. The therapy is
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: going pretty good though, but I'm a right, I'm okay.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Therapy is going pretty well. Yeah, they say I'm doing
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: all right. The pain level was about maybe a fix still,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: but it's getting done it though. Okay, let's sen have
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you been getting your your check on time. Yeah, I've
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But it
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able to
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: work right now. They said it's gonna be a little while,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending the check, yes, sir, Yes, sir.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: We all want to getting the checks out and want
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: to make sure that that's definitely getting there, so you're yeah,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: it's good. It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: appreciate it. Okay, let me we've got a bit of
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: a problem that we wanted to check out. Now. You
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: haven't been doing any any strain? You was, uh no, no, no, no,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't been. I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I just you know, I've just been taking it either.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing really right now, and they told
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: me I could do nothing, all right, And then you
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: do know the rules are that you're not supposed to
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: do anything to jeopardize your pack. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing, man. Okay, Well,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. We do
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you've you've been doing some straining with I ain't even
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: been going nowhere. Come about surveillance cameras. I don't know
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, you know the straining with
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: work that you're doing is actually at home. At home,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I don't way, I don't even Bobby que man, what
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about? Streaming? Okay, have you
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: uh Vincent? Have you have you been having have you
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: been having sex at home? What's the kind of question?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Who is this is? This is a supervibus. I've been
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: We're kind of Let me talk to people about it
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: that ain't know your damn. I'm with human resources. I
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: don't know my man, excuse me, dog, But I don't
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: mean disrespect you that because you're paying me, you know,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: looking out for me. I mean you can call me
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: and and just say any compon like that, manout, have
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you been having you having sex at home? Say that
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: ain't none of your business. I don't have Have I
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: been having sex or not? In what kind of mean?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Let me talk? Who are your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: the supervisor here to well been brought with my attention,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: and we actually have you on surveillance. You've been you've
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: been having sex. Now you can don't know I know
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: not you know hamber in my house? I know that much.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: And who authorize like that anyhow surveillance to me, you're
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be having sex if your fact is hurting, okay,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you you have, man, you've been you've been not having
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: no damn camera and my what you thought about? Uh?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You've been surveyor for me? I having said, that's a
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: damn live sir. What's your name? What? What? What's your name? Man? Sir?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: And who ad because I'm look, I'm trying to be nice.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: You're picking me off A and her Sir, sir, here
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: it is and we find out. I'm gonna I'm giving
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you a warning if I don't need them, I'm giving
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: me your warning. You let me found the damn camera
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: my house telling me I can't handle sex and all
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: that I have spects. If you're that is string you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: with work and you're putting it on your back and
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: we're paying you, we're paying you them about what you
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: can and me and what you ain't paying me. You're
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: gonna call my damn fault. Tell me coming about you
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: got some names, cameras and my house. That's okay. Well
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: let's sir, sir vincent, let me say this to you.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Don't want, you don't need, You don't need to say
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: nothing to me, but but your last name and then
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: your supervisor name that was my name is okay, and
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you don't need to worry who the supervisor is. You
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: need to make sure that there's no more sex going
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: on until your back is healed. Look, you don't have
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: to cut you out and hang up for you. Man.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I don't have time for this, man ya because y'all
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: tell what y'all do, because y'all doing some people. Y'all
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: think y'all can do illegal and talk to people crazy, man,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: when y'all coming them. I don't appreciate that that all. Man,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: this is I don't know who y'all think you'll ears
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: down there. Y'all just do something for them, think y'all
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: can just call them and say anything. Man. I don't
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful, but
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you got me heated right now, man, then that's not
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: be no cameras in my house? Did you understand that
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you once and one time only, no
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: more sex what you put your talk about. I'm sorry man,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: because I tell you one day that you think you're
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: giving up some money. Now I'm gonna see y'all, I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: catching camera my house. You ain't gonna to never pay
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: uh pay me no more. You're gonna pay me one
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: big check that I'm shooting out of y'all. Then you
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: understand that I understand I need. I need you to
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: understand one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man?
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: You go aheah man, I'm y'all got me easy, man,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: And then after this, don't even call me no more
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: telling you this ridiculous? Okay? Are you familiar with litar? Me?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Familiar with what? Literally? Do you know literal? You coworking litter? Yeah?
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: What about him? Literally got me to prank phone? Call you?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Up and On
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  Speaker 1: It Show, Philson. But you been plain man out of here? Man,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: y'all about to have me the lord talk about my check? Man? No, man,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: what's up? Man? This is y'all. Have me going out? Man,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: y'all have me heat it, But I'm well, I'm gonna
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: kicking it's not calling that is he on the phone? Man,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: He ain't on the phone. Man, I'm sweating like so,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm still so. I'm still getting my damn checked that.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: That's what that beans. Y'all have be heated. Boy, I
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: thought y'all gonna what's up? Man? Nice in here from y'all. Man,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: y'all got me though, Man, y'all got me. I got
• 53:39
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• 55:15
  Speaker 1: had me fooled. Dear Stephen Shirley. I have been dating
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: a guy for a year, and he treats me really nice.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: We live in a neighbor We live in neighboring states,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: but we're less than an hour apart, so I wouldn't
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: consider it a long distance relationship. We see each other
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: a few times a week, and either I'm at his
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: house or he's at mine on the weekend. I assumed
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: we were in an exclusive, admitted relationship until recently. The
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: other day, he was trying to show me a picture
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: on his phone, and he mistakenly pulled up a picture
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: of another woman. He tried to quickly wipe past picture.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Every man, just you tried quickly slide passive picture, but
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: he knew I had seen it. I didn't make a
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: fuss about the picture. I asked him to delete it,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: and he did. But seeing the woman's picture on his
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: phone made me wonder about the nature of our relationship,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: so I asked him if we were exclusive. His response
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: broke my heart. He stated that before he met me,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: he was in a very serious relationship and had had
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: a bad breakup. He said he was not ready to
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: be in another relationship right now. Can you believe that
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I have met this man's entire family and we all
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: get along great. He had me fooled. I will admit
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: that I'm not ready to be married right now, but
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I still want to date with a purpose and not
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: just be wasting time on this man. So is the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: committed relationship title just to play on words. I don't
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: want to stop seeing this man. But I did hear
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: him loud and clear when he said he's not ready?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Well? What should you do? What
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: do you want? I mean, really, what do you want
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: in this relationship or out of this relationship? You said?
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: You don't want to get married right now. You said
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: you do want to date with a purpose, So if
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: that's what you want, you gotta let him know that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: But he's already told you, and you said you heard
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: him loudly and clearly that he's not ready to be
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: in a committed relationship. So you have to make the decision.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: This is entirely up to you. You've been dating this
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: man for a whole year. Now again, what do you
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: want If you don't want it to continue like this,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you have choices. You can either get out of the
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: relationship or you can just change some things in the
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: way you deal with him. If you're thinking it's a
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: committed relationship and it's not, uh, maybe you should start
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: seeing other people, or you know, or something like that.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should really do what you want to do,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: but first you need to find out what that is.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: You say you don't want to be married, but you
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: do want to date with a purpose. He's not ready
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to do either of those things. So maybe he's just
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: not the guy for you at this time. Steve, I
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: don't know. I kind of see this a little bit
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: differently here. I have a different take because from the
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: male perspective. I can really kind of understand what this
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: dude is saying. Um, let's go over the letter a
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: little bit here. Uh, I've been dating this man for
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: about a year. He's really nice. We live in neighboring states,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: so you don't consider long this relationship. You're at this
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: house several times a weekend. He's at your house several
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: times a weekend. You in mind, he's at mine on
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: the weekends. Here we go. I assumed we were in
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: an exclusive, committed relationship until recently the other day. Now,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: let's go over this assume What did they tell you
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: all the time about as sooner? Assuming usually makes an
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: ass out of you and me. That's what assumed is
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Now what has happened is you've assumed you been a year.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: You could have verbally got this clip, You could have
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: this conversation a long time ago. You never bought it up,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: you assumed. And till the other day, he was trying
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: to show me a picture on his phone and he
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: mistakenly pulling a picture of another woman. God when he
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: when as soon as his thumb hit that you felt
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: for him, he blinked. He took a heavy blink. He
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: was trying to swipe. He swiped past it, but his
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: thumb was shaking. She saw it. After she saw the picture,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: and he knew you saw it. You didn't make a
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: fuss about it, Okay, the ture woman. I asked him
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: to delete it, and he did, no problem. Okay, I'm out. Yeah,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: let me take that out. Because if that picture could
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: have been a year old, you never know. You just
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: don't know. So he deleted the picture. But it made
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: me wonder about the nature of our relationship. So I
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: asked him if we were exclusive. His response broke my heart.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: He stated that before he met me, he was in
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: a very serious relationship and had a bad break up. Now,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something you didn't You didn't know
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: that a year you you didn't know that he was
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: in a serious relationship and he had a bad breakup
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: a year and this response startled you. A year of
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: assuming you were exclusive, you didn't bring that up. Now
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: he tells you for the first time, he was in
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: a serious relationship, had a bad break up a year before.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: You didn't met his family. I got all that, YadA
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: YadA YadA. That's good, but damn, this really kind of
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: on you too. Now he's that he was not ready
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: to be in another relationship right now, serious, full blown,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: committed relationship. Then you try to fix it, then you go,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: can you believe that? Yeah, y'all believe believe. The problem
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: is why you're having a hard time believe it. But
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: if you had heard this information a year ago, nine
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: months ago, maybe you would have made some other decisions.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I met this man's in time family, We get along grade.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: He had me food. He didn't fool you. This man
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: ain't fooled you at all. This man ain't lied to you.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: This man ain't deceived you. He didn't fool you. You
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: are soon. Then after a year, you asked him what
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: you exclusive. He said he was in a bad relationship
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: a man, lady, He didn't fool you. Stop saying this
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: about him. You trick yourself. I'll tell you why, right,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: trick yourself, right, tricky comments on that phone. All right,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. You're listening to Steve
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's get
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: to part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: subject he had me fooled? Well, he didn't have you fool,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: You've been dating this man for a year. Treat you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: really nice. You live in neighboring states, no more than
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: an hour part, so it's really not long disrelationship. You
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: that hit his house and he at yours on the weekend,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: all doing the week I assumed we were an exclusive,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: committed relationship. I told you about Assumer. You should not
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: have assumed. He's trying to show you a picture on
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: his phone, and he mistakenly pulled up a picture of
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: another woman. God, God, I passed out for a minute.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Really good, Really yeah, I'm trying to him bad. You
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: should have dropped that phone down the sewer, alright, So
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: he tried to quickly swipe past the picture, but he
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: knew I had seen it. I ain't making fuss about
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: the peach. I asked him to delete it, and he did.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: But seeing the woman's pitching his phone, it kind of
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: made you wonder. So I asked him were we exclusive
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: after a year? A year? His response broke a heart.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: He stated that before he met me, he was in
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a very serious relationship and had a bad break up.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: How y'all just talking about this after year? He said
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: he was not ready for another relationship right now? How
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: y'all just talking about this after year? Then you ask me,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: can you believe that? Yeah, if you ain't never talked
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: about it, don't assume nothing about a minute. You have
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: every right to want to know where your life is going. Ladies,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: and I have told you this over and over and over.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: You have the right to ask a man what is
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: going on here? He will tell you. Now he told you,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: and yes, I can't believe that, but you can't believe
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: it because you assume something else. So now I have
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: met this man's in time family. We all get along great.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: That means he cares about you. He'd have took you
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: to meet his family. He had me fooled, No, he didn't.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: You fooled yourself because all you you would have had
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: this conversation that you had just now. You could have
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: had this conversation eleven months ago, ten months ago, you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: could have easily had that. Now here, here, go to park.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I will admit that I'm not ready to be married
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, cool, So what you're tripping for? He
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: ain't ready, You ain't ready, But y'all having a good
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: time going and continue the relationship. He's not ready, and
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: you're not ready. So now that you've ben through that
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  Speaker 1: bone to the dog, but she wants today with purpose.
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  Speaker 1: Don't forget that. I'm gonna get to that. But I
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  Speaker 1: still want to date with a purpose and not just
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  Speaker 1: be wasting time on this man. Y'all are dating with
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. You all have found each other. Neither one
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  Speaker 1: of you are ready to be in a uh. You
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: don't want to be married. He ain't ready to be
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: in a no serious relationship. But y'all in something. Ain't
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: you getting something out of it? And he getting something
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  Speaker 1: out of it? Y'all in something. What y'all need to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: do is sit down and define what it is you're
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: in because you're in it now, you've been in it
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: for a year. You in something. It's just y'all ain't
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: got no time. You ain't his fiance. You're too old
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: to be a girl friend, but right now you're his girlfriend.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: You're his girl and y'all friends, and you have met
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: his family. Too old be somebody damn girlfriend. So you
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: want to date with a purpose. He dating with a purpose.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: He's getting what he wants. You're dating with a purpose.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You're getting what you want. It's just assumed you assumed
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: you want had more, but you just said you ain't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: even ready for it. Yeah, he said it, but I
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: still want to date with the person, not just be wasted.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: So it's the committed in quotation. The committed relationship title
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: just a play on words. You never had this conversation
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: with the man until now committed relationship. He didn't say
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: he didn't want to be in a committed relationship. He
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: said he didn't want to be in a serious relationship.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: That has a difference. You could be committed to somebody
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: and not be serious. Hello, what preach on it? I'm
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: gonna just tell you you could be in a committed
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: relationship and not be sick thing. I don't want to
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: stop seeing in this man don't, but I do. Hear
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: him loud and clear when he said he's not ready,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: but you said you wasn't ready. That's somebody lying, somebody
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: lying in this letter, he's not ready, You're not ready.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Why don't y'all make it work? Define your relationship, find
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: out what it is, and see if it will ever
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: lead to anything. What you could possibly do? But then
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: guess what, Since you heard him loud and clear, he
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: may not be ready for a serious relationship for a
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: long time. Hello, and let me explain something else to you.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Deleting the picture don't mean she gonna come out, don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, don't. Don't tell you boom. Somebody listened to
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: me just caused the picture got deleted. Don't mean she
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: gonne sometime in the mind lingles. Sometimes you can shake it, Yeah,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: shake it. I don't. I don't. I don't want to Quiet. Yeah,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: you gotta have to stick. I just told you I
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: don't want to sing anyway. You're gonna get your black
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: ass put out your church to just a second, I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: go back to what I say. Come on, please sometime
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: even without the picture, Yeah, there's a movie playing in
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: your mind. Moving sometime. Yeah, trying to start nothing, but
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some clarity. Yeah on what we have.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I spent the whole damn break telling the Quiet didn't
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: need him. And now we out of time. Yes, Steve,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: you are so right. We gotta get out of here.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: We gotta go email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: at my girls, Shirley on Today's Strawberry Letter. Today's Crazy
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  Speaker 1: find out how all right now? Jay, this is a
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  Speaker 1: comedy segment you wrote what It's all things men say
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  Speaker 1: when they don't want to talk about it. For some
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: phrases they say just little words, little phrases like the
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  Speaker 1: phrase I don't know summ up. This is just a
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  Speaker 1: more creative way of lying on the list of summer summer.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's what you got? You know, I know
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to get in trouble. I don't worry about time.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: You got time doing. Your dad ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with it. Gonna live here, Junior. This is one
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  Speaker 1: of my favorites. Also, we're back there again. We're back there.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we covered this. These are lines whatnot? Lines
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  Speaker 1: that menus when they don't want to talk about it
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  Speaker 1: at all? You got what did you see me? You
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: just see me? I got here? We don't here you go? Please? Please?
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  Speaker 1: Not today? Really not today? All right? Not today? Whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Today all day. I just watched the game and I
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: do that, Bay, don't It don't make no sense. But
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing. This is what I always
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  Speaker 1: like to say, because I because of my condition, because
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: I have my have hurt. These are things men say
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: when they don't want to talk about it. What you got, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't do nothing wrong? Here we go. I
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  Speaker 1: got what things men say when they don't want to
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: talk about That was ten years ago. Damn, oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: And what reponse things make? You don't want that away?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: What you got? Look, I got to be on the
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  Speaker 1: radio in the morning with a clip mans. I cannot
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  Speaker 1: do this. I've used that one before myself. Men say
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  Speaker 1: when they don't want to talk about it. I just
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: walked into dough Now tell me? Can I just get
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: in the house? Time to leave right now? Things Men
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  Speaker 1: saying they don't want to talk about what you got, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I know you got one man? Damn what now? I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: like that? Straight to damn what now? It's funny about what? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: At me? Like that? Funk? What? God? I don't mean no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean no harm. Is it just that time
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  Speaker 1: of the month? Right, you're gonna get told? Yeah, but
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: you got you The things men say they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about it. Things men say what they don't
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: want to talk about it, So you're just gonna believe
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: them over me. That's cool, that's cool. Go ahead with
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: that one. Are they lying? Yeah? I don't care, but
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: that's cool though. Come on, see, don't do this before.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do this. Don't put the baby in it and
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  Speaker 1: think we're gonna bag things. Men saving it all time?
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  Speaker 1: Damn it? Can I just finish my meal, that's all.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just let me eat my food? Woman, Jay, are
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: you in my eat it at your own risk? Things
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  Speaker 1: Men saying they don't want to talk away when you
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  Speaker 1: got I'll tell you what. I was gonna say something,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: but I ain't though, I'm gonna say something. I'm just
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: don't see it. If I say something, we ain't gonna
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: be talking for two weeks. I'm shut up. I'm just
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: gonna shut up myself. Miss at your house. I was
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: gonna say something that will really hurt your feelings, but
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say it. I don't say yesterday. Tell
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you Okay, y'all gotta listen to car. This's just a
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  Speaker 1: sound effect. This is when you don't want to You
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to hear y'all listening. I'm listening. Just
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: drop your day silver. That means you're really man. Just
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: drop your silver. Well, that's a good one right here.
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  Speaker 1: This might be just heard in l A. Can I
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  Speaker 1: just sit here and be high damn, that's all I
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  Speaker 1: want to do, and he'll be Goodness. I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: it this, and I actually got some thoat. Why don't
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: you go back and watch the wind? Don't take you
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  Speaker 1: deserve that? Majorly said that closed it out right here.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: You got to be quiet to hear it, but you
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  Speaker 1: say it just loud enough where she can hear you.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Ready to hear it? In Jesus, We'll be back with
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right at Well
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: this Monday morning. The winning continues at seven Eastern, six
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  Speaker 1: twenties Central. We are giving away at chance to win
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's grand prize of one million dollars. That is
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: big We're gonna play. Are you smarter than nephew, Tommy?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Personality is more
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: important than looks to most people. While a lot of
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: us are overly concerned about how we look, especially when
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: it comes to finding a mate, it turns out looks
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: really art everything. In fact, a New Planet Fitness Valentine's
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  Speaker 1: Day pole finds that ninety two percent of people say
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  Speaker 1: they prefer a partner with a good personality to one
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  Speaker 1: with a great body. Overall of people say they're looking
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  Speaker 1: for a partner with a good personality, while seventy six
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  Speaker 1: percent want one with a sense of humor. There you go,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Steve with a positive attitude and seventy open mindedness six
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  Speaker 1: also important characteristics for mate. So I gotta ask you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ask junior aunt Tommy. You guys trying into
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: what's the most important thing you're looking for in your
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: significant other? And really how important our looks. Personality is critical,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: It's absolutely critical. But I'm gonna need you to be
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  Speaker 1: cute too, though, thank you, because of what I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be doing is sitting up in here with your
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  Speaker 1: glass just cause you nice, because you got a nice person.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to up and do all that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I got you nice, but you know you're you're, you're,
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  Speaker 1: you're horrid. That used to be the standard. If someone
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: wasn't cute that you'd ask him are they cute? You say, well,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: they have a nice personality. I mean it was ugly,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: that's all that meant right away. But now I would
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: prefer personality over you said a great body. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because my body got flaws. I can accept the flaw
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: on your body. There ain't no problem. A couple of flaws,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I ain't worried about that. And it
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  Speaker 1: was nice in the face though. Yeah, just roll rolling
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  Speaker 1: over every morning look looking at that. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something now until def do us party
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  Speaker 1: kill me, you die. I'm not gonna do is die
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  Speaker 1: every morning you wake up well, I mean yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: mean for you out of make up, to resemble the
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  Speaker 1: person in makeup that Okay, so we know men are visual.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: We got that men are very visual. Women are too, sure, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what that's what I was coming to. And
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  Speaker 1: you guys, all of you guys, well, with the exception
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  Speaker 1: of Tommy, you guys say you're not cute. So where
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  Speaker 1: are we now? No, I'm not. We still with them
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: not cute and I'm just cute? What what what? Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: You're not You're not gonna make me ugly. It ain't
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: make you that way, Tommy, We're not you know, Okay, okay, okay, Tommy,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. List your flaws. Damn
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  Speaker 1: my flower. You might take a minute talking. My shoulders
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  Speaker 1: ain't like nice. You know, my hand strings. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: it's gone to hell. See your shoulders ain't ain't good.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Ain't like my shoulders. Now you got brought you wide?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Now you wide. I ain't got that. I ain't got that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm shoulders shoulders from star with that sage. Come on
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: so far it's your shoulders, sage shoulders and she come
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  Speaker 1: on listen. First of all, I'm not short, but short
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  Speaker 1: can be sexy, so let's not let's not kill that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to be tall to be sexy. Now
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not tall, but I'm not sure. No, women don't
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  Speaker 1: have to be tall to be sexy. No, I'm not
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: telling about women. I'm telling about people period. There's women. Yeah,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: there's people. There's short, there's short they're short sexy women,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: and there's good looking short of men. What are you
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: talking about? What we We're just at the shoulders now,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead and finish your shoulders. What else wrong?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: It's another lower back? Ain't where it all to be got?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: How only you know? It's just it's just something you
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: can't see your lower back cause of your other flood.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't need help, Steve, because okay here you high behind.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a high behind. I don't claim you
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  Speaker 1: can't see your lower back. It times when you put
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  Speaker 1: your belt on, if your belt buckle is lower then
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  Speaker 1: the top of your a. What do you think that's from?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just bad bills, bad built. It's what you bad
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: belts belt, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, let me help you with
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: you with your shortcomings. Your flaws is your shoulders. You
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  Speaker 1: got a high as your short in your profile profile?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: That's all of me? What is your what do you
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  Speaker 1: mean profile? Yeah, I mean looking when he turns to
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: the side. Yeah, wow, I've never noticed. Okay, ladies look
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: at me from the side. Okay, yeah, Now do you
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  Speaker 1: see anything he talking about? What are you saying? Yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't see a jaw line, chin
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: run straight down into his chest. My son said that, man,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: I don't Okay, I don't have a chance. So that's
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: that makes me ugly though, Yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: we're just getting over. We should have chens in life. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: our family not famous for that. My profile tore up.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: How must do cheans? Colt implan all day? If I
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: get a cheer and then I look good, you're supposed
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: to be encouraging him. He ain't encouraging nothing. Well, I
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: didn't say I was going to encourage you. I said,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: list your shortcomings. You seem to be struggling, shoulders short highs,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: and your profile and your hamstrings is gone and you're
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: jumping abilities. What are yours? I got big lips, I
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: got a full nose, My profile is shot, my stomach
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: cannot seem to get reduced. Okay, we gotta go ouse this.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: This can take forever coming up. It's more of the
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well this is Monday morning. The
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: wind continues at seven twenty eastern, six twenties Central. We
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: are giving away a chance to win Steve Harvey's grand
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: prize of one million dollars. That is big. We're gonna play.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Are you smarter than nephew? Tommy? You're listening to the
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show with comedy? Roulette is how we
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: do this. It's very simple. Give us five subjects. Put
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: the subjects on one wheel. I'd like to say this
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  Speaker 1: part where they stopped. Where they stopped, we do the
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: damn thing. Wherever they stopped, we do damn thing. All right.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Number one white people and their dogs. Okay, here we go. Food. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you listen to a number three. You got way too much?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh I got that one. That's good. Please, Okay, I'm
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: just gonna say I had nothing. Number four, I'm not
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: in this. Number four women who can't cook whatever with
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  Speaker 1: your little wheel to five people who come to your
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: house unexpected. I like that one a lot. I really
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: like that. Spun the wheel fun. Let's go cat, it's
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: better not start cook it. On number three, you got
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: way too much with me? Started this bad by all
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: First of all, you know you got way too much weed.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: If you spend the entire day, all day, all day,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: up the day doing this right here, puk you on.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I know people like this. You
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  Speaker 1: got way too much weed when you leave him, when
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: you leave the bathroom and we mistake you for the dog,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: dog dog. You know you got too much weed when
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: you spend the majority of your time hatten you like
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: you're trying to thank us. You know you got way
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: way too much. Weat when we can't keep nothing hot
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: next to your heat because that time you'll sit around
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: we got to worry about to catch you. No fi,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: we can't lighten up around on you. You came to kitchen,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: you got way too much weed. We got to be
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: comfort confirmed. Yeah, there you go. You got way too
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: much weed. When you got to go outside out and
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: use the yard rate. We got to get this rake said,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: too much, too much? Come, you got too much weed?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: When every time you see your Korean person you hide
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: from because you think you all. You know, you know
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: you got way too much weed. When you get in
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: your car to close your door to back out and
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: you can't see a damn. You got too much you know,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: you know, you got way too much we But I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: want to be intimate with you. But I got to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: separate your head to look you in your I got
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: the fund, ye, come on closing up, close it up.
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  Speaker 1: You got too much weird if you didn't got into
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  Speaker 1: church play and they want you to be cousin coming up.
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  Speaker 1: It's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of people are losing sleep because of work, guys. A
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  Speaker 1: new study by account Tips finds that professionals are losing
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  Speaker 1: sleep over work. As for why, say they've been overwhelmed
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  Speaker 1: with work, the volume of work they have, the hours
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  Speaker 1: that they have to put in. Some of the other
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  Speaker 1: reasons for work related sleep loss include a strange coworker relationships. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: worried that they may lose their job. That's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stress. Oh, this is a good one. My boss
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  Speaker 1: is a nightmare. Have you checked all three bucks that
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  Speaker 1: Jake stra coworking? Okay, strange coworker relationships, worried I may
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  Speaker 1: lose my job and my boss is a nightmare. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, Steve, you have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of jobs. You have more than anyone I know. Do
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  Speaker 1: your jobs keep you up at night? Or you know?
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  Speaker 1: Is it if they do? Is it constant or just
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  Speaker 1: a case. My exhaustion for my jobs is when I
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  Speaker 1: run up into stupidity. That's the only thing I get
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  Speaker 1: exhausted for. I don't I've you know, I've really found
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  Speaker 1: out over the years. I don't really care for stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't, and I can't even I can't even
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  Speaker 1: play at all. Like if you're stupid, I look at
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  Speaker 1: you like you stupid the whole time you talk. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what we're supposed to do with that information.
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  Speaker 1: So it's just important information that you know about me
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  Speaker 1: and my job. My job. I love my job. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I tell jokes for a living and play music. All
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  Speaker 1: of my jobs to have an element of meat, using
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  Speaker 1: my God given talent. So I love my work. Just
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  Speaker 1: the things that surround my work, Like when you stupid,
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  Speaker 1: I just can't stand that. Man? Is that brown? No jay,
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  Speaker 1: good jay? Ignorant different from ignorant stupid? And when you're
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  Speaker 1: doing stuff that ain't attached to nothing and just has
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  Speaker 1: no rhyme or reason, but you standy doing Oh, anyone
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  Speaker 1: in particular in mind er, just anyone at the job. Really.
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  Speaker 1: I know I didn't think he was gonna say you honestly, Um, okay,
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  Speaker 1: why would I say? It's uncomfortable right now? Why you're uncomfortable?
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  Speaker 1: You're not stupid, I know, I know. You just don't
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  Speaker 1: like the way it goes into the shell when you
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  Speaker 1: call him stupid. But let him go in there. When
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  Speaker 1: you go into the shell, case same stupid. He's here working.
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? He's working. I'm right hello, everyone,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm right here. Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm right here.
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  Speaker 1: Stop doing it. Stop talking over and around me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: right here, alright, alright, listen coming up. Steve's closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: motivational closing remarks, and I got one for you today.
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  Speaker 1: I own. I think it's important that everybody, everybody really
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  Speaker 1: really up your expectations in two thousand eighteen. I mean
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  Speaker 1: really really focusing focus on upping your expectations for two
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  Speaker 1: thousand eighteen. Um this year, really put a positive twist
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  Speaker 1: on your life. You can do that, man, you can.
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  Speaker 1: You can up your expectations. You have to say so
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  Speaker 1: in your outcome. But you have to adjust the attitude.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to think positive. You've got to focus on
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  Speaker 1: the positive things that's happening in your life. You have
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  Speaker 1: to take inventory constantly of everything that's going right in
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  Speaker 1: your life. Stop focusing on the negative. Everybody got something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a person living that ain't got something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So what Yeah you got something wrong. Yeah you're not
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  Speaker 1: where you wanna be, But guess what you can be
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  Speaker 1: on your way. And that's the thing that people lose
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  Speaker 1: focus of. Sometimes they get so caught up into where
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  Speaker 1: they are now that they lose focus on their where
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  Speaker 1: they could be going, where you're headed, where you're at now.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you about right now. Right
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  Speaker 1: now is a very fleeting moment because let's say you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about something now, do you know, in in just
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  Speaker 1: want sixty seconds, is now a part of the past.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where you are, it's where you're going.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get stuck in where you are. Somebody sent me
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  Speaker 1: a plaque one time, and I keep it on my
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  Speaker 1: desk in Atlanta, and I was going through a real, real,
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  Speaker 1: real dog period in my life. And he's a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine, and he knew it. He's an accountant, as
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, is Rogers Salted. And what I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying my financial up in Chicago, and he knew I
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  Speaker 1: was going through a dog dog period in my life,
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  Speaker 1: and he sent me a plaque and I keep it
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  Speaker 1: on my desk, and the plaque said, when you're going
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  Speaker 1: through hell, just keep going. And that register it with me,
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  Speaker 1: because why would you be going through hell and stop there?
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  Speaker 1: So you're just gonna put it on park in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of hell, or doesn't make sense to keep going
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  Speaker 1: because it just ties into what I'm telling you. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter where you are, it's where you're going. You've
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  Speaker 1: got to get your focus on on on on two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and eighteen to move in the right direction. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you the scripture again in case all of
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  Speaker 1: you is something I read all the time. It's He
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  Speaker 1: Feeds three twenty and I read it every day. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I memorize it. But it says God will do exceedingly
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  Speaker 1: and abundantly above all that I ask or think, because
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  Speaker 1: I honor Him, His blessings will chase me down and
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  Speaker 1: overtake me. I will be in the right place at
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  Speaker 1: the right time. People will go out of their way
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  Speaker 1: to be good to me. I am surrounded by God's favor.
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  Speaker 1: This is my declaration. If you read this every day
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  Speaker 1: and you implement this once again. It's e Feesians three twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Now I I got the you know Bible with the
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  Speaker 1: four different translations in it, so I can understand what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So this is not the King James version
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  Speaker 1: I gave you. It's a translation of what it actually means.
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  Speaker 1: But memorizing the scription for how what it means is
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  Speaker 1: what you need. You don't gotta go word for word.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get the meaning of it. Don't trip
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  Speaker 1: on that other part right there. But if you incorporate
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  Speaker 1: this in your life on a day to day, you'd
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  Speaker 1: be amazed what can happen to you. You all can
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  Speaker 1: put your life into the realm of expectation. I expect
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  Speaker 1: good things to happen to me. Even when something bad
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  Speaker 1: happens to me, I still look for something good to
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  Speaker 1: happen to me, and it always does. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what mistake I've made. God has always gotten me through it,
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  Speaker 1: and he's done the exact same thing for you. He's
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  Speaker 1: always gotten you through it. Just look at your life.
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  Speaker 1: All that stuff you thought you wasn't gonna make it through.
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  Speaker 1: He got you, man, He pulled you through it somehow.
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  Speaker 1: All them days you didn't think you was gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: You remember where you was, and they're looking at where
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  Speaker 1: you at now. Now. If you think that you're in
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  Speaker 1: a worse place now than you were in your past,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you get back to that expect something good
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  Speaker 1: to happen to you. Live a life filled with positive expectations.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do not bury yourself by going through hell and
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  Speaker 1: then staying there. Some people cannot get out of their
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  Speaker 1: misery because they won't care quit acknowledging the misery. Look,
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  Speaker 1: if the Bible says a man is as he thinking,
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  Speaker 1: and all you ever think is old woe is me,
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  Speaker 1: then guess what old woe is me? But if you
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  Speaker 1: look for the upside, the bright side, if you look
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  Speaker 1: up for and and live a life and expectation that
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  Speaker 1: there's some good out there for you, then good comes
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  Speaker 1: your way. It's that's the way it is. That's not
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  Speaker 1: a theory of mine. That's a promise of God. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't up in his spew and nothing I think I'd
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  Speaker 1: have seen this stuff work for me. You know how
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  Speaker 1: many public mistakes I've made, y'all have been watching me, y'all, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: it's been fans of minds for years you all have
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  Speaker 1: seen the evolution of me. Now, he ain't through with
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  Speaker 1: me yet, but you've seen me back when I was this,
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  Speaker 1: when I was that, when I made that mistake, when
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  Speaker 1: I made this mistake. But you know what, I never
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  Speaker 1: allowed the mistakes to bury me or define me. I
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  Speaker 1: expected something good to happen. And guess what I've recovered
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  Speaker 1: from them all. He's pulled me through them all here
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  Speaker 1: through the same thing. For you, Effeesian three toys. Start
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  Speaker 1: reading it every day, man, and live your life in
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