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U Think U're Fine, JAB Friend Zone, MTH Fanny Pack, Sleep and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in the true good Steve to the
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  Speaker 1: I share will good morning everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Ain't got good man? I mean really, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know what to date. I'm gonna try something different,
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  Speaker 1: and it's amazing. I'm gonna try something different because that's
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  Speaker 1: kind of what we're gonna talk about this morning. Do
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  Speaker 1: something different this year. Look, if what you've been doing
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  Speaker 1: has just gotten you to this point and you are
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  Speaker 1: not content with the point you are at, then we
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  Speaker 1: need to make an adjustment. I mean, don't that seem
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  Speaker 1: like the common sense thing to do? It does to me.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just do something different this year. Make a commitment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something different. I'm gonna put forth a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more effort. I'm gonna quit trying I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it this year. You know, sometimes that simple change
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  Speaker 1: of attitude is enough. Instead of trying, I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just as simple as that. Sometimes, just remove
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  Speaker 1: certain words out the way, stop trying to do something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I decided this year, you know, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to be a better person this year. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna go about the business of being a better
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  Speaker 1: person this year and see how that work. You know,
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  Speaker 1: because like I said a thousand times, or if you
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  Speaker 1: keep doing what you've been doing, you're gonna keep getting
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  Speaker 1: what you've been getting it. Don't change it, don't change
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  Speaker 1: unless you change it. But you have the power to
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  Speaker 1: change it. The power of decision is in your hands.
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  Speaker 1: Decide to do something different, make a commitment, say you
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  Speaker 1: know what, this year, I'm gonna do the right thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me warn you. When you decide to do the
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  Speaker 1: right thing, understand here, come to haters. What they're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you do is make a conscious decision to
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  Speaker 1: be a better person without something to be said. Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: you think the devil just gonna let you all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, you're gonna you're gonna be better when he
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  Speaker 1: needed to keep you on the wrong side of the track,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna go up on the other side. So here
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  Speaker 1: come to hate. Now, Now let me tell you what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen, because I'm speaking from experience. This is what
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  Speaker 1: I know, and all of you out there notice to
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  Speaker 1: be true because all I'm doing right now, we're just
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  Speaker 1: having to remind the conversation. When you decide to do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing, it's going to be unpopular with some people.
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  Speaker 1: Some people ain't gonna like your decision because now your
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  Speaker 1: decision to start getting to work on time, or your
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  Speaker 1: decision to finally go home and be the man you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be, or your decision to finally going to
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  Speaker 1: take care of your kids in spite of it all,
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  Speaker 1: or your decision to a man, I'm gonna come in here,
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  Speaker 1: man and start loving my girl the way she deserved
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  Speaker 1: to be loved, and all this here, Okay, Now that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna put somebody on an outlooking in. You do understand
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  Speaker 1: that when you decide to come to work on time
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  Speaker 1: every day, you're you're your homie over that has been
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  Speaker 1: coming in late with you. Now all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: you got you got You don't put a spotlight on him.
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  Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden, Man, you ain't coming in
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  Speaker 1: late women no more. Man. Now they're looking at me
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  Speaker 1: like I'm crazy by myself. Yeah yeah, man, Because when
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  Speaker 1: you decide to do the right things, it becomes unpopular
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  Speaker 1: to some people. When you decide to do the right
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  Speaker 1: thing from experience, they're gonna talk about you. Look at
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  Speaker 1: him now and now he gonna go home. Now he
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  Speaker 1: know he'd been out here in the streets slow. He
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  Speaker 1: gonna try to go home and see his wife. Yeah man, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you just made that decision. But they're gonna talk about you. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what. The girl that you've been going over to sea,
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  Speaker 1: she gonna talk about you. You ain't this, You ain't that.
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  Speaker 1: Because now you're going home. Your boy's gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're going home, and you're gonna get some flat
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  Speaker 1: When you do the right thing, here comes somebody ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna like it. Somebody wants you to stay wrong, misery
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  Speaker 1: love company. When you make the decision to do the
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  Speaker 1: right thing, somebody is gonna call you a hypocrite because
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  Speaker 1: you know what they're gonna do. They're gonna point out
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  Speaker 1: the way you were in the past versus the way
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  Speaker 1: you decided to be brand new. How you all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden claiming this one I saw you doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Please understand when you make the decision to do the
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  Speaker 1: right thing. Here they come. You're a hypocrite. You think
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  Speaker 1: they don't call me that. They call me that Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: he I hed man. Look on Twitter, you try to
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  Speaker 1: tweet people positive stuff. Here come a tweet you fake?
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  Speaker 1: Your family ain't all that. I ain't say my family was, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give out some positive encouragement, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But here head come. You're a hypocrite. I remember when
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  Speaker 1: you was out on a tour with the Kings of Comedy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me too, I remember that too. But I ain't out
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  Speaker 1: on tour with him no more. We didn't all changed. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: So now what you want me to do? You want
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  Speaker 1: to keep living up to what you saw me as
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  Speaker 1: what I was? And I can't get no credit with
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  Speaker 1: you for what I'm trying to be. Now that's dan.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be a hypocrite, you fake? No, man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't fake. You just have made the decision to
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  Speaker 1: be a better person, that's all. And now because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't the person you was, the person they knew. Now
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  Speaker 1: they see the new you. Now you're a hypocrite. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't a hypocrite. You just change it. Don't let them
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  Speaker 1: hate to shake you. Man, go on about your business
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  Speaker 1: when they talking about you. Look at him now, gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to go home. He'd been with me all this time. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: just go home. Oh he gonna try to go home now, Man,
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  Speaker 1: he knows Friday nights. Man, we didn't told our girls
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  Speaker 1: that's where we at. Now he's showing up at the
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  Speaker 1: house because he don't want to come on player a man,
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  Speaker 1: just go home. It's gonna be unpopular. You're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: talked about. They're gonna say you're a hypocrite. But do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing. God will bless you for that. That's
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  Speaker 1: something in Proverbs that says, if you honor God, if
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  Speaker 1: you do the right thing, if you seek him out,
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  Speaker 1: God will cause his blessings to chase you down. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand me what that means? Can you imagine what
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  Speaker 1: would happen in your life if God were to take
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  Speaker 1: some blessings and chase you down with him. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that there's no hiding from him in your deepest
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  Speaker 1: darkest secret. He know about the stuff that you didn't
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  Speaker 1: kept out the light from everybody else. He know about
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  Speaker 1: all of that. So now if he has got some
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  Speaker 1: blessings that he gonna chase you down with, you can't
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  Speaker 1: even escape him. You look up and here come another one.
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  Speaker 1: That go, another one, Here he go again. Man. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm trying to get my life to because at
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  Speaker 1: the end, man, what I do not want, Man, And
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  Speaker 1: not even at the end, I just don't want now.
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  Speaker 1: God to have all these boxes up in heaven, these
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  Speaker 1: blessings with my name on them, and I don't get
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  Speaker 1: them sent to me because I'm down here clowning so hard.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't He can't even ship blessings to me because
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  Speaker 1: I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking the blessings man,
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  Speaker 1: that God got for me. I would rather do the
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  Speaker 1: best I can do, and be the best I can be,
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  Speaker 1: make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness, and get on up
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  Speaker 1: and see what God got for me. And remember, Donnie
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  Speaker 1: mcclarkin got a song out. Man. We ain't got time
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  Speaker 1: to play it now because I didn't talk too long.
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  Speaker 1: But you know that's why I am right now. The
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  Speaker 1: song and it is one of my favorite guys. When
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  Speaker 1: Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I knew
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  Speaker 1: him when he wrote the song. I thought he had
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  Speaker 1: wrote the song for me. I really did, because it
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  Speaker 1: came out after a conversation we was having, and I
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  Speaker 1: thought he had wrote the song for me because it's
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  Speaker 1: so appropriate to my life. And I bet you it's
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  Speaker 1: appropriate to your life because you see, guess what, We
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  Speaker 1: fall down, but we get up. He has a line
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  Speaker 1: in the song that says a saint, it's just a
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  Speaker 1: sinner who fell down, but he didn't stay there. That's
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  Speaker 1: the deal, y'all. Look, you gonna make some mistakes. Just
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  Speaker 1: don't stay there. Just get up, man, and walk straight again.
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  Speaker 1: Then while you're walking straight and right and trying to
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  Speaker 1: be righteous, you're gonna fall. Get up. Don't stay there
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  Speaker 1: and get back on the straight and the righteous. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna fall a bunch of times. Just don't stay there.
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  Speaker 1: Just get up, man. That's the only difference between the
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  Speaker 1: saint and the sinner. They're the same people. Man. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's the revealing news, is saints is really sinners.
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  Speaker 1: They're the same people. They just keep getting up, that's all. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, Ladies and gentlemen, Undivided attention is all that's
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  Speaker 1: required here, nothing more. Uh, just not necessary to have
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  Speaker 1: good sense. Uh, it's not necessary to have common sense.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't need it. Just just need you listening.
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  Speaker 1: Because this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We need
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  Speaker 1: morning here and the King of foolishness. Ladies and gentlemen, Nephew, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, but no, that's how
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  Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, everything good? Yeah, how about with you?
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  Speaker 1: How are you selling? I feel pretty good, man, feel
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Um, I'm just like really really fine, you know. No.
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to think of how to describe
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  Speaker 1: it don't know. Let me ask you something, man, how
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  Speaker 1: often you count your money? Though? Like once a week,
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  Speaker 1: once they're two weeks. You go look at it and
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  Speaker 1: look at your zeros? Did you hear what he said
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  Speaker 1: to me? I don't ever do that. You don't ever
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  Speaker 1: go look at it like when you first okay, when
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  Speaker 1: you first got it, you go look at it. When
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  Speaker 1: is it that it will be where you can go
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  Speaker 1: see it viewing at least online? You know, you go
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  Speaker 1: pull up your bank account. I thought you meant like
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  Speaker 1: look at the actual money. Yeah, just put it up
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  Speaker 1: to say okay, now I look at my bank accounts.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Well, do you ever call down and say
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  Speaker 1: I want all one out this bank right now, and
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  Speaker 1: then say I'm just playing. Well if you do, if
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  Speaker 1: you threaten me, I've done that before. If you threaten,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, if you talk to me crazy, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I throw you into song. Oh I won't get too
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  Speaker 1: How many it brings trucks? Is that you take all that?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never really had to do it, it said once,
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  Speaker 1: And I ain't had that much, but I had enough
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  Speaker 1: down there to be effective. So bank talk to me
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  Speaker 1: crazy one time? Yeah, And I just said all right,
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  Speaker 1: no problem. Just let me have my money. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: gotta have talk to the manager. Let me talk to
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  Speaker 1: him so I'll be down them all two thirty needed
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  Speaker 1: all in cash. There's about six people in my house
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  Speaker 1: that evening. I'm trying to get this together. Who said
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  Speaker 1: something to him? We're gonna straighten us out right on
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  Speaker 1: who the hill. It's the former employee here who made
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  Speaker 1: this mistake. I said it correctly. See former employee here,
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  Speaker 1: y'all from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Keep your resolutions
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  Speaker 1: to yourself. A lot of haters out there, don't let
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  Speaker 1: them shake your baby. You're listening to show you tell
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  Speaker 1: me is here with today's praying phone call. Now, Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be stowing. I'm gonna be st I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be we know, Welcome to the stupid you know the verse, dah, y'all. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell yourself. Man, if you got a sea bill,
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  Speaker 1: put it on, you know, if you if you I
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  Speaker 1: Seatbill Seabill. Uh, if your kids got to call seat
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  Speaker 1: in the back, you know, lockd in? Make this like
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  Speaker 1: all that? Okay, Uncle Steve, This right here is Lester Tucker.
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  Speaker 1: That's what this is. Now though, let me kiss man
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  Speaker 1: the climate for Lester Tucker. You sure, oh this is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be the climate? But less Tucker? What's wrong with
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  Speaker 1: the climb? Y'all think it's a little literal weather. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little too testy. Okay, well guess what with running
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  Speaker 1: right now? Play it cat though, play it right now. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Lester Tucker. This is us Tucker.
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  Speaker 1: All right, miss Tucker? How you doing? This? Is our
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  Speaker 1: Curtis Walking soul brother number nine. I'm with the VP
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  Speaker 1: of A and uh the BP of A Black People
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  Speaker 1: of America. What the okay? Listen, we are we're doing
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  Speaker 1: a survey today. We're calling a lot of white households
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  Speaker 1: and we're trying to figure out have y'all been using
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  Speaker 1: the N word in your house? And if you have,
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  Speaker 1: how many times are you using the N word on
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  Speaker 1: a daily basis in your house? The N words? What
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  Speaker 1: comes said? I don't use the N word of my house.
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  Speaker 1: I got youngest. We don't do that around my house.
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  Speaker 1: Have you been using the N word at your job? Ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Know what kind of survey is it? Oh? No, back
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  Speaker 1: to hell? Up? What did you just say? You got
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  Speaker 1: what at your job? I got black? Look? Why is
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  Speaker 1: this yas if I used the N word? I paid
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  Speaker 1: the rent in this trailer? The organs word? Hey, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold wait a minute, brother, Now look minute you called me. Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me explain something to you, sir. We're we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: All we're doing is a survey. Now, I will tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. We do have surveillances at your place, and
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  Speaker 1: we will be trying to figure out if you're at
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  Speaker 1: my trailer. We will be dictating. We will be trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out if you're using an N word. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell if I won't say the N word, I
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  Speaker 1: say words I don't want to say. If I find
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  Speaker 1: some surveillance to my trailer, I will come and keep
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  Speaker 1: kill Black People's Association. You know who? You? Uh? Just
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  Speaker 1: you leus to tuck? Ain't you? You got right? I'm
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  Speaker 1: muster Tucker. Why do you want to know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I said say the N word? We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get a survey on it, sir. That's what we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to just trying to start. I'm with I'm Curtis Walking
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  Speaker 1: with Black people of America. Hell, I'm who you are,
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  Speaker 1: Curtis Walking, Sir. Why are you calling my house? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just here to ask have you been using it?
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  Speaker 1: And have you been using it at your job? Why
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  Speaker 1: did I tell you I don't use you in my
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  Speaker 1: house because I got kids. I don't use at the
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  Speaker 1: job because I got black people to work for me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to run them off by calling them names. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: when you go down to the club by yourself, are
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  Speaker 1: you guys in there using it? Look? Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: be honest with me. Are you guys in there using it? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I don't know what about,
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  Speaker 1: but it's sounding me like you said. Look, I got
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  Speaker 1: black neighbors, all right, I ain't. I ain't like that.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't like that. Okay, Well, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: this when you just when it's just you and them,
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  Speaker 1: them good old boys, when it's just y'all, are you
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  Speaker 1: using that in word? Well, let me ask you this
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  Speaker 1: when it's just you and you're and you're hoodling a
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  Speaker 1: little buddy. Do you why? I mean, what what the
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  Speaker 1: hell do you call white people? You used word? I
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  Speaker 1: am not used the words, sir? Why you use it?
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  Speaker 1: I want to get like I tell you, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who the hell you are, Sir. I'm doing the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing the survey here, I'm don't survey all right,
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  Speaker 1: but why will white people of America? How about that?
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  Speaker 1: See we can't have a long association. Oh hell no
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  Speaker 1: calling me up, call me, ask me question. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: just got one more thing to tell you. Are you
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  Speaker 1: familiar Williams? Yeah? He worked for me, this nephew timing
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
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  Speaker 1: by william You all right, man, you got kind of
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  Speaker 1: ribbed up. Man. Well man, you worked I see that brother,
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  Speaker 1: he told me, he said, he said, this white guy
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  Speaker 1: is gonna go off. He said, trust me, he does
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  Speaker 1: not use the N word, but just act like he's
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  Speaker 1: been using it and he's gonna go to hell off.
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  Speaker 1: That man chose me money anyway. Hell, all right, let's
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  Speaker 1: the call. I gotta ask you, man, what's the baddest
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  Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Let me tell you. If
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning show. And you know how I
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  Speaker 1: know because some black guys said, work for me, have
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: that plan. Then you have it? Baby, Wow, what's wrong?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Call it? Call it? Don't fix the climate of what
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: were in right now? My nerds A man, I can't
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: you play way too much? I mean you just can
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you draw the line anywhere? I drew the line and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: then I called lesson tuck went over the edge. But
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: well it's the bp A call is the black people
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: that number middle. No, you took that line from your uncle,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: that lesson from your uncle. You don't how do you
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: know when you go over the edge. Unless you go over,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: you got to go there. And that's yeah, the bp
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: A baby, the black people the middle. That was my
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: dude right there. He had a good spirit, thank god,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: because he was cool. You know, it was real. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I played written this here trailer. I say what I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: won't shake freed where the car whipping about that? Yeah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: but we can't why I'm from the association, We can't
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: hand a county boy. He understood race relationship perfectly. Yeah,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: oh oh three Port Louisiana, East Texas. Everybody around the way,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: it's your boy, nephew, Timmy. Guess what tree Port, East Texas.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to town. It's Date Night comedy show Nephew,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Friends. That's MLK Weekend, Sunday, January fifteenth at
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: the Treeport Municipal Auditorium. Stupid is on the way. Did
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: you hear what I'll saying? Stupid is on the way
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm bringing my friends with me. Go to ticket mask.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I'll go to the box office. Get your tickets because
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the nephew is coming to town. Say no more, it's it,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: that's it. It's a rap. What we're talking about? Thinking
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: nephew coming up next? Asked the CLO. With our Chief
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. It is time to
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: get some great advice from the CLO that stands for
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer. We call him the Clothes Steve Harvey.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Shatiria in Memphis writes, I have been dating a younger
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: man for four months, and he's been using my car
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: to go to work because I worked from home. Now
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: So I'm his mama now and I need to take
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: care of his needs. Would I'd be out of blind
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to curse her out? What? Well? First of all, let's
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: talk about a couple of things that I noticed, Shtria.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: This man you dating got to be young because your
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: name is Shittria, and I don't know nobody named Shittria
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: that was born in the seventies, So I'm assuming that
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: you are a young mother yourself. Now you're doing in
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: here and rob this cradling. You're dating this little damn
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: baby that just now got off his bicycle, so he
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: ain't even got a car. Now you're letting him use
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: your car. You told him you got to go to
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the doctor because you got some medical complications. He can't
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: do that, and then you told him using mama car
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: his mama's card. And would I'd be wrong for cussing
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: hard or kicking her tail? What are you doing? This
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: is your fault. The fact that his mama can call you,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the fact that you had him called his mama says
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you're in the wrong relationship. Shitteria. That rhymes with cafeteria,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: And that's where we have the problem. Att right, there,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: your name, your age, and this damn baby you've ben't
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: picked up and moved around in here to your house
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: that don't have a car. Bad selection. It ain't his mama,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it's the boy you selected to be your man. There's
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: your problem. Next question, all right. Moving on to Tay
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: in Ohio. Tay says, I'm a twenty two year old student.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm dating a black guy that is giving me grief
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: because he's very friendly. He feels like he has to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: show the back black girls on campus a lot of
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: attention or they'll hate him for dating outside of his race.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: One of the girls can't stand me, and she's always
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: talking slick to me. Should I pull her aside to
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: see what the problem is? Or do I keep ignoring her?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Like he said to well, let me let me give you,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Let me let me say something to you now when
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you pull her to the side. I just want you
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to understand that ain't the end of it. Culturally. Once
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you pull them to the side and started dressing it,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you fit to get way more then you bogging for
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: right now. The dude has told you to ignore it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You could ignore it, but I understand the position he's in.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: He gives them extra attention so they don't hate him. Uh, look,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: are you enjoying this relationship? Sounds lady, It don't sound
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: like she is. To me, it's you don't like the pressure,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you don't like what come with it, and he's not
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: coping with it real good either, because he's feeling some
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: kind of way. But now let me explain something to you.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Don't pull that black girl to the side. Don't do that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Don't do that, sister, baby girl, Listen to me, Listen
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black girl to the side,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna go nothing like you think. You're
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: not gonna believe her damn reaction. First of all, if
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: you literally tap on the elboy and say come over
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: here for a minute to talk to you, you're not
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: just don't do that, don't you. First, it's gonna be
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: a pause and hesitation to disbelief that you addressing her.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: But if all the black women you didn't point, you're
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: gonna picked out her, it's the one you're gonna check her.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how this fit to go now.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: if he an athlete, I don't know if you're on
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: a debate team, I don't know what you want, but
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: do not grab Shitteria Junior and pull her to the side.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Now this is not him. Yeah, do not do that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It's not going to go to thank you. Selon Monique
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and Tylertown says. My husband and I had a card
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: party over the weekend and his best buddy got drunk
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: and slept on our floor all night. He also urinated
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: on himself and he had on dark jeans. So my
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: carpet is ruined in that. My husband didn't want to
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: make a big deal out of it and embarrass him,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: so we have to pay to have our carpet replaced.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't he make his buddy pay for this? You're just
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: so drunk you didn't fell asleep on the floor and
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: peed on himself. H um. I mean he could go
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to him and say, hey, man, look here's a problem
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and use at the house. You got drunk. I know
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you couldn't help it, but you laid the floor and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: your peed on yourself. My wife got to replace the carbon. Man,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: can't you give us a little something on it? You know?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: He should offer at that point, Well, he not because
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: he gonna swear him down. He gonna swear him down.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: He peed on himself. Who you know if it's volunteer
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: at him? That wasn't on the floor. Yeah, no, dude,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: something that was some bill. You think I peed on myself?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Now that's bill. I laid in the bill. I saw
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the bill. I might knock the cup over. I give
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a couple of honey. No, hell no, hell no, it
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: ain't no where and he ain't laying there any You
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: can't prove he pre on. No, no, no, not at all.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Hold on, bro, so you're gonna come to me with that. Yes,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: we got picture? Hold on? Do did you see me? Pete? Yeah? Yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: now hold on don oh oh who phone my? Hold on?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Don so your girl take a picture to me. PE's
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get turned. Yeah, you gotta fast about it. He
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: knew he wasn't at home. I mean, he could mention
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: it to him, but it's he the dude gonna deny it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: And stop having card party and stop letting people sleep
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: on your floe overnight. Stop doing that, all right, and
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: sending his ass home p on his own floor. The
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: smell of that out all right. Moving on to Stephanie
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: in La seven, He says, I'm in my mid forties
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: and I can't function without having sex at least four
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: times a week. I work long day, so it's hard
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: for me to meet a good man, to meet good men,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: and I end up tens up all night and can't
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: fall asleep. My neighbor has always been an option, but
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be intimate with someone in my building.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: What's the worst that could happen? Should I go ahead
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: and invite him over? I don't. I don't care what
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: you do. I really don't. This ain't a love question,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: it's a lust question. You're thirsty. You're in your forties.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah, you
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: know what. You and your forties and you have to
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: have sex full times a week. Okay, we'll go ahead, ahead, No, no,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: if you have to go ahead, what you want me
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to tell you? Now? Your neighbor. You don't want to
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: sleep with him because he your neighbor? Who? Who? Who?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Who've been doing the full times a week for you
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: up to now? See what I think? You? You guts
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: to have sex full times a week. Your problem is
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: you can't find nobody want to have sex. We choose photime.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: That's your real prop No, that's what she said. Yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Morning Show.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive, over half
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: all right, but only thirty eight percent care if others agree.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: This is according to want me to let that marinate
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: for a minute. According to the latest data from you
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: GUVs Omnibus research, most Americans find themselves attractive. They say
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: they think they're they look good. You know, they're fairly attractive.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: But they say and they say they're not overly concerned
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: with the opinions of others about their look. Can take
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that clearly. This story is about Tommy. I don't really
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: see we were here to go any further because we
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: we've discussed the attractiveness before several time. Tommy is one
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: of the over fifty percent people who find himself attract
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's no, Steve, I'm fine. That's the same thing attractive,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: find more, find more as in good in his mind, Ye,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: someone's attractive. But if you say they're fine, who No,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: why you don't want me to be fine? Because you
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: know I don't want you. I don't see how you qualify,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: because let's run down the list. First of all, to
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: be fine, damn near everybody, see you got to say that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That's for start. Yeah see see listen. No, no, no,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: let me tell you it's your mom, it's Chestnut, and
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: then me I'm right there. Wait right no, no, no, holder, ladies,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: So let me give you a short list of who
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: he in front of Denzel washed, Thank you. I was
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: gonna say that in yel bro. No hold on, Denzel.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: He there because he got skilled, that's no, no, no,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: he didn't because he got skills and he and he
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: walked the women like how he walked. He had swag.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Understand when the last time some woman said you showed
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: like the way you talk walk? Anybody ever said they
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: like the way you walk? Surely do I not walk? Sick?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: How hard she left, get off the floor, how hard
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: she laughed? I meant, you can walk, Come on, Washington walk,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: President Obama can walk. I'm gonna I'm gonna get Breathe
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: can walk you Yeah, let me stop. Yeah you heard.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Steve has a cool Steve. He got a wallet in
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: his pocket. Then he could. First of all, I don't
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: care a wallet. That's how much money I got. Dang,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: you gonna open up now open that's why. That's how
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: much money I got. I know your money, I can say,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: but you got a water. Why would I have a
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: wallet and I can't fit it in one? What are
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you doing? What? You got a walle He got too
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: much money for a while. But Joe pos over there.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I don't need a wallet, Tommy. I'm it's meat, but
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I don't add a wallet. Don't put a wallet, Timmy,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: because that'll just add to it. You don't want You
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: don't got money in my wallet. You don't need that.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I got money in my wallet. I mean he got
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: in hit Walter, he don't have have a wallet food.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. If he puts if Tommy
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: puts the wallet in his back pocket, is just gonna
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: add to it. He didn't. You gonna add what my walk?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Your ass? Shut up? Coming heads. You would have wallet
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: in your back pocket. It's like having that pole on
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the bike. Don't do it, No, Tommy, you don't have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a great walk. My walker is bad. I didn't want
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: to say it with bad. You just don't have a
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: great walk. You got a high ass don't want to
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: have a great walk with a high Shut up, Junior,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: your junior, shut me up, juliorr walk raggedy. You ain't gonna,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't ever say my walk. Okay, okay, Tommy, listen
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to me. Kim kardash it? Oh Lord, see right there, ladies. Yeah, yeah, ladies.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: You heard his reaction to Kim Card Okay call it
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Shelly and Monica? Okay, I you, Tommy, see now you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: did it wrong though you didn't say. I'm try to
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: can set it up right? Hold on, hold on, Tommy, Tommy,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: listen to this. Kim called dash all right, ladies, Monica,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Shirley and Carler nephew, Tommy, Surety Strawberry, you better, you better, Chilly,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you can cricket me. I can't say another name, Monica.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You gonna hold on? Hold on, ladies, ladies, More's chestnut
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: what ladies? Wh Yes, Lord, yes, that's gonna white ladies.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt Yes, yes, yes, yes, ladies. President Barack Obama yes,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and he's smart. Yes, yes, know that. Throw your ass out.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: See Tommy, when you find damn that, everybody has a
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: reaction to it. Yeah, when you walk in the room,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: it's just see Tommy, Tommy, Halleberg, God, Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson. Boy,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: you better ask somethbody see what I'm going. Yeah, I
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: see what you got. I got it. I got it,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Tommy CARDI B see I can go around on you
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: see see see I know where you at? Yeah? All
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: him name his name, I say with Cardi B. Come on, Shirley,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I say one for you. It's just ever what girl?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say more your priv Yes,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I got one of y'all. Car call, I got one, y'all,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I got I got one of y'all. Thomas Miles. You know, y'all,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: y'a don't kiss my behind. I'm gonna telling y'all I'm
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: simaction yea. His name on your driver like you're listening
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: time now for Would you rather let's get right into it.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Would you rather eat three containers of vanilla icing or
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: three bags of barbecue pork rhymes pork run all that icing?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Oh just gonna say ice cream? Ice cream? I know
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: you did, but I'm not eating. I'm gonna do the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: pork rind to ride it on that? How many? How
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: much pok ran? Three bags? Oh? Yeah, it's hot blood pressure.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: When you get through you what one you want? Diabetes,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: a high blood presure? On you want? Which you want?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: The pork rhymes for nephew. I'm not to go with
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: just icing. I can't. I'm going to icing vanilla icing,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: okaying good for secon s something. Just tell me you
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: know what you know? What about you? Steve? I don't know,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: sugar salt. I'm gonna eat this icing him. I'm gonna
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: work through it all right? Would you rather? Would you
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: rather have sex in a hotel swimming pool and a
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: hotel swimming pool, or would you rather have sex in
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: an airplane bathroom? Good? Hotel swimming? Hotel swimming? I couldn't
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: spread out swimming, oh because of the space. Yeah, I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: don't mind being I know, I like, I know, I'm good.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I him. Excuse me, excuse me? What was that going on?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: What was that confession? I've been at the red roof
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: and naked? Say I done? Just meaning stuff I haven't done.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: But what the hell I was talking about? Though? I
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: don't know whether the kid lost your mind for moment? Quick?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Have you swam through chlorine naked? I'm just asked, Oh, yeah,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: what swimpool? Nd sexy swimpool hair. Yeah, oh that's why
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: you picked the swimming pool. Okay, who on this showing head?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, all right? Would you rather would you rather
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: show your spouse or your partner the last ten pictures
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: you received your phone? Or would you rather be already
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: be already oh be okay you guys, okay, Or would
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: you rather run across the field at the Super Bowl
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: naked field, naked up in field, then show your spouse
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: your pictures and your phone run across this field. He's
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: at the thirty, he's at the fall. Yeah, that's me.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: You're not swiping left over here, You're not doing it,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you guys. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: come on, introduce your friend Jay Anthony Brown. Please, Well,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. You know I once again I ain't
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: got to do this much, but when I do, it
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: kind of shock me. Oh yeah, I ain't never saying
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: nothing like this, right. I don't know what deal I
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: cut with his as I want James deal. Everything want Jays.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: It's called friend, that's what it's called. That's the best
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: friend deal that Yeah, that's the woe out a little
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: bit though. You know, I'm trying to ladies and gentlemen.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: J Anthony Brown, all right, talking to the me and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the men. Only you're in a somewhat relationship. What you
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: want to know is how to get out of the
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: friend zone. And if you're in it, here we go.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: If you're in the friend zone. If you have taken
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: her dog to the vet and the dog weighs under
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: two pounds more than four times, you're in the friend zone. Okay.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: If you have put lotion on her back, dude, just
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: her back, You and the friend zone, okay. If you
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: have If she has said to you, look at me
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and my pennies and bra do I look fat? And
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: that's all? You in the friend zone. If she said
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: come over here and sleep over with me in the
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: bed because I'm scared, no sex. You in the friends zone, parting,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: all right. If you have listened into her complaint about
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: her ex who ain't worth a damn You in the
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: friend zone, partner, if you, if you, if she if
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: if she has asked you, what do you think about
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: the sweater I'm buying for another dude? Damn it? You
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: in the friend's zone, trying to get right. Yeah, if
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: you have been over there, just to move something heavy
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: by yourself. Damn it, you're in the friend's zone. Yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: If she says I need you to come over here
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: because another dude is coming over here and I want
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: you to be here so nothing happens, your ass is
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: in the friend zone. Oh and last, but not least,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: she called you up at two in the morning, says
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I need you to take me to another dude's house
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: because he wants to talk to me. Damn it, damn it,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: your ass is in the friend zone. Now, men, if
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: you've done four or more of these things, your ass
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: is in the friends zone. Jake, Now I want to
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: comment on one of them. When you said what she
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: called you, This is what you said. If she called
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: you to come over at two o'clock in the morning
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: and sleep with her, but no sex because she's scared.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I want you to know when I get that, you're
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be scared twice. I do need you to know
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that in the friend zone. Yeah, but you're gonna be
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: scared twice though why you ain't don't know, But jam
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: about them because I like to sleep like that. We're
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: gonna try something. Come on, we don't try. You over
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: there helping us clothes, uecking all your clothes. I can't
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I can't sleep with no clothes. No dog, I'm gonna
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: get in here and hold you. I'm gonna beat neck
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: it though. Yes, man, you're gonna be there. They don't
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: mind putting you in the friend zone after I'm going on.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going over there. I ain't even win on draws
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: over there first, Jack, you're gonna be debating my friendship. Proba.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to look at me a whole nother way,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: because I'm damn sure gonna look at you different. All right,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening. Morning Show coming up at
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: It's today's Strawberry letter. Oh I got something good for
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you today. The subject I'm dating her brother in law.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Get into that. We'll get into that. What is the problem?
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You be quiet, We'll get into that in just a bit.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Right now, the nephew is here. You hear him with
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got first, nap? What
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: is went on in a lot of houses? Oh? Really
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: this went on? This happened because you know everybody bringing
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: them this pot, that pot the pot luck. You know
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: how I go. And it happened in my house and
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of this. This is my last one. But
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: this right here is the pot. Look bad pot luck.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: That's the title. Bad potluck. Okay, Okay, I know y'all
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: hairspeep brains and stuff of y'all house. Just trifling. M Okay.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say nothing, but I should want to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: say something. I know my wife listen, but your cousin
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: can't brain over and put some damn blueberry is in it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: She can't do that. No, I'm just gonna go on
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: is he can't do it no more. Okay, you can't
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: bring no greens and then have some kind of meat
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: into that ain't turkey and we don't know what that is.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: You can't do that no more to us. Summer saucy green,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: the greens. What you're doing. You cannot experiment on big holidays?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: All right, this is bad pot Look let's go cat though. Hello, Hello,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to flying a helper. Excuse me what I'm
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: trying to reach our heatherer? How are you? Okay? Listen,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I got your number from from Lowis. Look that's my mama.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I'm my reach. I'm lowers oldest son. Now wait wait
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: lois who's Lowiss? Yes? Yes, yes, hi, how are you?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I'm good? You you you you? You was at mama
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: things house on New Year's Day? Yes, yes, everybody was then. Okay,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: what I got? What I got there? You was gone.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: But what I'm what I'm calling about it is you
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: don't want made the black eye? Please? Right? I did
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you enjoy them? No? I enjoy the mother. That's why
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm calling. Let me say this here, let me say this. No, no, no, no,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: come at work. You can't talk to me like this.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey, whatever you gotta say,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: but please don't curse that me. Don't tell Okay, no, no,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: he go to deal your my things. Got my checked
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: up and I didn't have to go to Doun to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the doctor, get my stomach pomp. I ain't got no
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: damn insurance none. This you know this, this, this didn't
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: have me messed up for the last week. Okay, number
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: for the loaness to tell you exactly you know how
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: your damn please is Okay. First of all, okay, I
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: told you as I'm at work, I'm around all these
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: white people. I can't talk to you the way I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: want to talk to you. But let me just tell
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you this. Don't call me what the dumb. First of all,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: it was a whole bunch of food there. How do
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you know? How can you single out my damn beans
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: that made you sit with all that got food there?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna blame me, Get the out of here, mama.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Mama bean says you are the one that made the
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: place you How, don't give us your mama being said?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: It was all this food there, and you're gonna single
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: out my beans. Nobody else complained, you know what the
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: day's date is, okay, and not one other person called
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: me about them beans, and by the as a matter
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: of fact, other people were complimenting me. So for you
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: to call me with the dumb, all late and wrong,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: gonna blame me high because you need a doctor's appointment,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You should have got Obamacare when it was available to you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: And how you want to call me? No, no, no, no,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: no no, So you could tell noan whatever somebody you're
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: trying to blame it somebody else's food, Joe's things, Mama
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: slummak up. And that's what the That's where it falls
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: down to. And at the end of the day, you
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: know the hell, I ain't what doctor bill you said
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you want having shot? So how does the hell did
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you go back and shant? I had to play out
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: my pocket to get my stomach pumps. Okay, well taking
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: care of If you paid out your pocket, that means
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: the bill is pleased, so you can get you go
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: reimbverse me. Well, no, I'm not going to reimburse you
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: with you okay and fast. I got more beans for
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you since you got a problem with them. I got
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a whole bowl for you. Okay, how about because you're fullish?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: So if it made you douns, good for you. Hey,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: look look, I'm gonna tell you this here right No, uh,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: the bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: need four hundred, four hundred and seventy two dollars for
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: your bulls things. No, no, no, no, you're not getting
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the money from me. And I need to go because
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I got work to do. I don't know what you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: got to do spend it all this time. I want
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to come phone and talk about something beings with all
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: that food. So the rice didn't do it. The meat
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: didn't do it. They had some other gravy. Gravy always
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: people up that didn't do it. You want to sing
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: about my beans out of here? Don't be calling me
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: with this done? You know what now, Tempy? Who gave
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: me your number? Because I don't even know you. I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: do know your mom. I was little Mama, great Mamma
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: didnt gave me your number. I called my mamma Dane
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: passing out numbers. Well, I don't wanna call Mama Deane.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna see if anybody else got sick, which
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I know they didn't because your ass is fullish. So
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her see if anybody got sick. How
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: about we do it that way? And I don't know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call miss
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Lois and see why her dad son is calling me
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Because this is something broke. I'm sick
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: inside of this phone call. And nothing was wrong with
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: my beans. If anything something wrong with you, and so
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: take an access to clean your ass out and keep
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: it the movies. If you're gonna get off my phone, okay, okay, okay.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: They say they say Tommy has some problem with the
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: bags through. First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, you
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I'm calling Mama Dean Chan got no bodiness getting mama
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: number to nobody. This is a comma, Dan, What's what's
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: you want me to say? Tommy d I just told
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you I don't know anybody named Tommy, So you can
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: tell him whatever you want to tell him. And if
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: you try to gain other people who want to jump
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: on your side, it's not going to happen because nobody
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: complained about the being give me, give me another names
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: was there. Nobody named Tommy there. Okay, okay, so you're
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: gonna say nephew, nephew Tommy wasn't then what nephew Tommy?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: This is nephew today from the Steve Harvey Martin Showever,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you just are you crazy? Your cover got me to
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: play fall called you crazy? People walking by me looking
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: at me because I'm about to get prob with you. Tommy,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: are you crazys? Are good? I? Oh man? You got
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I mean you've got me want to taste your black
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: eyed peas, but say a good nobody can play. I'm
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: sitting here like I knowing gets these people fat. You
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: aren't gonna get no money. Tell me, tell me that
• 51:11
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• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Oh my god, this is great. You
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: are all right, thank you? Having new year? All right,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: the new year and next year I probably pop up
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: mamatane house here. You are welcome to come. We're gonna
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: stop all this this bad pod luck. We're gonna stop it.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: We're gonna stop bringing these podlucks. Thanksgiving turk Hu day. Police,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: think police, Well we need food police. You know what
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: happened in my house. But you know I've been doing
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: keto low carbs Thanksgiving. I just decided, you know what,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm enjoying my day, so let gold at uh at
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: three sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, when I
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: get through, I'm a chill and give me some big
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: hunk or sweet potato pie. Do you know they ate
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: all three of them sweepotato pome before you got dog,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I went over there and Marger said, you didn't get
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: no pie? I said no, I was waiting because after
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: the game was da ate all three of them sweep
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: potato pies, the kids, the kids, the grandparents, they friends.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody. I'm different.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I get mad at my wife at that point. Hey,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I meet some food some side, take care of me.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. First of all, first, very nice me some
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: food set side. Yeah, okay, if you don't mind, you
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: have me your plate set aside. I'm not gonna eat
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: these large, gigantic plates that everybody eat or eating. I'm
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: not gonna do that. What if she put your plate
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: aside of somebody and we will with somebody? Are uncay
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to my house dealing? All right? Well, thank you nephew
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: for that. I'm good luck in your marriage, all right?
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Coming up the Strawberry Letter, Like I said, today's subject,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I'm dating her brother in law. We'll get into it
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:26
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• 53:43
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. It is time
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: for the Strawberry Letter with my good friend Shirley straw
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Thank you, junior subject. I'm dating her brother in law,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen. Shirley, I recently met a wonderful man and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: we instantly had a connection. I am a widow and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: his wife died earlier this year. When we met, he
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: looked familiar to me, but I thought that it was
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: just a coincidence. After a few dates, we talked more
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: about his wife that had died, and he told me
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: her name. I knew his wife, and when I put
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: two and two together, I realized why he was so
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: familiar to me. His deceased wife was the sister of
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: one of my good friends. I knew all about him
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: and their family, but I hadn't met him before. I
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: told him about the connection I had with that family,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and he said that it was totally fine and normal
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: for him to move on, and he can't help help
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: it if he's attracted to me. So we've been dating
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: for a little over a month, and my friend is
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: asking about the great guy I met and wants all
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: of the details. I just told her that the guy
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: is great, has a nice home, cooks and cleans, and
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: the sex is phenomenal. But that was all before I
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: knew it was her brother in law. Now it will
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: be really awkward to tell her who the man is.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: He and I have discussed how we should let my
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: friend know, but there is never a good time to
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: bring it up to her. This should not be a
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: big problem, but I feel like it will be again.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: It's the best sex I've sex ever, and we have
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: been all over his house, her sister's house. I feel
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: kind of bad, but I'm truly falling for this man.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose her friendship. But this man
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: says he could see us being together forever. He says
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: he's crazy about me too. What should we do, well,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've been together a month, stay together, see
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: how it goes. I mean, I think that's what you
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: guys should do. You're two grown people. You were two
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: innocent people who, just like in the movies, you met
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and fell in love or you're starting to fall for
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: each other. You know that's pretty much it. It was
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: nothing sneaky or devious or premeditated about it. You guys
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: weren't cheating, you know, before your spouse has died or
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: anything like that. So I just say you don't owe
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: anyone anything any explanations. Necessarily, when you get around to it,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you can tell your friend. I would suggest you guys
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: tell them, tell them together. But in the meantime, if
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I were you, I would stop talking to your friend
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: about your new man, because it will only make her
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: want to know more and more about him. And is
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: it awkward. Yes, I agree it's a bit awkward, but again,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: it was innocent the way you guys met. So I mean,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: we're all grown here. Things happen, Life goes on, and
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: you know you weren't friends with his wife. You were
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: friends with his wife's sister, and this thing just happened.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: It's nobody's fault, so you know. I mean, I just say,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: be adults here. You know they'll find out sooner or later.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: But I don't think there's any time frame or time
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: limit on when you have to tell a person or anything.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: You guys decide, it's your life and you have to
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: deal with it how you want to. Deal with it. Steve. Uh, sorry, Shirley, Sorry,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I read a different letter. I'm confused. I'm confused. Subject
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: is I'm dating her brother in law. The letter starts
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: with this woman obviously has met this really wonderful man
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: and they instantly had a connection. The letter that writes
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the letter is a widow and the man she met
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: that had this wonderful connection his wife died earlier this year. Now,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: just listening to that opening line, I recently met a
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: wonderful man and we instantly had a connection. I'm a
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: widow and his wife died earlier this year. This letter
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: is about a lot of old people. That's what. This
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: is what that structs you to put some age on
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: this heather right here. It's just too many people dying.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: And in the first sentence, you're on a dating this
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: damn near a dating site for people who look life
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: feeling empty. Ain't got nobody loved one going away? Come
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to the here after Dayton site because that's what tender
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: for old people. Yeah, this this is the old people.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: This is this. Ain't swipe right, swipe left, this is hair.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I'm swipe right. When we met, he looked familiar to me,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: but I thought it was just a coincidence. A few dates,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: we talked more about his wife that had died, and
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: he told me her name. I knew his wife, and
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: when I put two and two together, Wait a minute, holding,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: See that's a line that through me. After he told
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: her nature, this woman said, I knew his wife, and
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: then I put two and two together. I realized why
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: he was so familiar to me. Excuse me. His deceased
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: wife was the sister or one of my good friends.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I knew all about him and their family, but I
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: hadn't met him before. Wait a minute, lady, you're confusing me.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: You just said you realized why he was so familiar
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: to you, and then you said, I knew all about
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: him and his family, but I hadn't met him before.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Why was he so familiar to you if you ain't
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: met him before, See, Shirley, that's why I said. I
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: think she leaving something out. Yeah, yeah, but she knew him.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: That's why he sounded. So that's why he was so familiar.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think sounded. I think he recognizing because he
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  Speaker 1: kept looking at him. I I told him about the
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  Speaker 1: connection I had with that family. He said, totally finding
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  Speaker 1: normal for him move on here and here she did,
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  Speaker 1: I finished, can come back? Yeah, hell Dave, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: not say that. All right, listen coming up Part two
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  Speaker 1: of Steve's responds to today's Strawberry Letter. I'm dating her
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  Speaker 1: brother in law. That's coming up at twenty three after
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  Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening show, All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject I'm dating
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  Speaker 1: her brother in law. Well at these two old people
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  Speaker 1: that rode in on this one old man. She didn't
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  Speaker 1: rot in. She's a widow and she met a man
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  Speaker 1: whose wife died earlier. Then she's a lot of death
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  Speaker 1: in his first sentence, and then it and then when
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  Speaker 1: we met, he looked familiar to me, See Shelley. He
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  Speaker 1: looked familiar to me, but I thought it was just coincident.
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  Speaker 1: After a few days, we talked more about his wife
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  Speaker 1: than had died. He told me her name. I knew
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  Speaker 1: his wife, and then I put two and two together.
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  Speaker 1: I realized why he was so familiar to me. His
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  Speaker 1: deceased wife was to sis of my good one of
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  Speaker 1: my good friends. I knew all about him and their family,
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  Speaker 1: but I hadn't met him before meaning Shirley. She had
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  Speaker 1: not been formally introduced, but she'd been in the same room,
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  Speaker 1: vicinity party, barbeque something. I knew all about him and
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  Speaker 1: their family, but I hadn't met him before. I told
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  Speaker 1: him about the connection I had with that family. He said,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine, normal for him to move on. Here she
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  Speaker 1: diad and he can't help it. He did say that.
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  Speaker 1: Man his head, No, he said, I'm totally fine. It's
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  Speaker 1: normal for him to move on. Hell, she dead and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: he can't be helping if he's attracting me, and you fine,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: you find it. She did what you want me to do.
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  Speaker 1: So we've been dating for a little over a month
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  Speaker 1: and my friend is asking about this great guy, mad
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: and want all the details. Now this just a month now.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: I keep telling, don't y'all about the ninety day Rube,
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  Speaker 1: but it don't apply to because they old. Okay, I
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: met and wont all the details. I just told her
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  Speaker 1: that the guy is great, he got nice home, cooking clean,
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  Speaker 1: and the sex is phenomenal. That's the line in the
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  Speaker 1: letter that's gonna get you jumped on when you tell
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  Speaker 1: your friend you dating her dad sisters ex husband that
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: you saw at the barbecue, you've been around us. She
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: gonna swear them down. You was looking at his ass.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I promise you she is because it's her sister and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: you her friend. Women, ain't that open mind that y'all
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: stop spreading that line that you are because you're not.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Surely yes we are, No, you're not. The guy's great,
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  Speaker 1: nice home, could clean, and the sexiest phenomenal. But that
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: was all before I knew it was her brother in law.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Where all less her brother in law, and y'all been
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: everywhere to hit her crazy part. Na's really awkward to
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  Speaker 1: tell her who the man is, you damn light because
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: it's her dad sister's husband here, and I've discuss how
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  Speaker 1: we should let my friend know, but there's never a
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  Speaker 1: good time to bring it up to her. Hell now
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: ain't no good time. This should not be a big problem,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: but I feel like it we will be. You don't
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: feel like it will be. You know it's gonna be
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: because you know your girlfrid crazy and you gonna tell
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: her that this phenomenal sex you didn't hand was with
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: her dead sister's man that you are familiar with. You
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: just couldn't place it. And again, it's the best sex ever,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: and we've been all over his house, all on her
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: sister walls. Sister step you ain't down on her sister
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: kitchen table. You ain't that her sister robo yas her
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: sister bad you funky for you? Oh no, you ain't
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: gonna disgrace my sister memory. You was after Barbie Q
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  Speaker 1: looking at him that whole time. I knew the way
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: you're looking at her. I'm truly falling for this man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose her friendship. But this man
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: says he could see us being together forever. He says
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: he's crazy about me too. What should we do? Well,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: surely got one thing right, y'all. She would tell her together. Now.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: The reason I'm suggesting that you tell her together is
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: so that when she opened fire, when she opened fire,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: there will be some options, because if you're over there
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: by herself, then you gonna get shot. At least she
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: could decide if she gonna shoot it her or him.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: But don't you go into this thing naive. Now you
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: all gonna have to tell her because if she find out,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: oh my god, then you're worse. Sneaking round and you
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: knew where he knew, and she knew and y'all met
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: at the party. Oh, it's gonna be It's gonna be
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: horrible if she finds out and you all don't tell her.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I think your friendship, but this woman is over, and
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: I think this life aduced new Man has begun. But
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: oftentimes you can't get to the next level without shedding
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: some waiting. Y'all about to find out a lot about
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: y'all's friendship. I wish I was mother, love the kid.
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  Speaker 1: Right there. They all be times when you world no
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: m that's gonna be some dog days for that right there.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck lady. Hey all right, listen to us, film
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• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: on demand. You're listening to show, Come on, Steve. Jay
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here to murder another hit. Dad is
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: in gentlemen here to murder to hit some kill friendships,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown, I don't I'm not hurting anybody. I
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: think it was a couple of days ago we were
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: talking about fanny packs and if you're in LA they
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: still exist. So why not write a song about it? Well,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here it is. Check it out
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  Speaker 1: the fan and fat back. Yeah. You may not think
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  Speaker 1: it's cool because it looks wag. Yeah, it holds your
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  Speaker 1: cockis right next to your smadh. Yeah. Some put too
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  Speaker 1: much netted over back. Yeah, the packs back again, back
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  Speaker 1: in the day. The man it pack with hot and
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  Speaker 1: went away. I'm wearing mine and don't care what you say.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and laughing. Me is hearing a stay? Why
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: let me hit the chorus story, wet in the front head,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: turn it to the back of wet on the side,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: switch to the other side, roll, put it running neck,
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  Speaker 1: put it on your head, cut your head and your hand.
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  Speaker 1: Switch to the other hand. Run, put it on your back,
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  Speaker 1: on head together if you real fact, you might need
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  Speaker 1: three stacks. You wearing a night so you can have
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: to eat packers in turn into the back. You can
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: win on the side, wold jay and you can go
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: and yes that was huh. Everybody's tommy, Yeah, Fanny Pegs.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: They're back there are bad, but they're back here his
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: little They're a fashion statement right now, they are I think, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: that's bet at them. They never went out with good Chi.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't know a lot in La You see them
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: hometown because there's a lot of tourists. Tourists. Yeah, so
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: they have a man huge. When I worked for the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: side of the show, I can't talk about television show.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I could say there was a guy that won the
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: stage hand. His name was Bubba. Bubba weighed four hundred pounds.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Really he wanted to we Fanny Pa. What he did
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: was he put two together, so we had one in
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: the front and one in the back. Because they didn't
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: have a belt. It wasn't the belt to fit him.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: So he would put two of them together and put
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: it around his waist and there were snacks and both up.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Gotta keep you got you gotta keep walking around the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: park right there. It was better. Yeah it is. I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: guess you said it never left so huh, yeah, you're
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, it is time once
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: again for comedy route that j Anthony Brown very easy.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel, spending the wheel, wedgetop.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: We'll make it funny with professionals. Watch us do it.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: We do it all the time. On the subject New
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Year's resolutions that you will not keep all of them.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve. Then
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot uh huh, and then the last
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: one romantic lines Kanye can use to get Kim back.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Spun it, none of that, nothing's gonna wear. You're right.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Spun it. Bun it, bun it stopped, Kanye, Come on
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: it stopped on. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Year's Eve. They come on, Jay, all right, here we go.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Uncle Earl got so drunk for New Year's Eve. He
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: pete in dirty clothes, hamper, They daret it. I mean,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: come on, they don't get washed anyway. A relative got
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's Eve. They told ain't Barbara,
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  Speaker 1: don't make the sleep and take the plast no more.
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  Speaker 1: They've given the family. All right, Tommy, your relative got
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's eve day? You had sex
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: with ain't them? Wow oo? You was toe up? All right?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Come on, king. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Year's eve day. Instead of leading everybody in old langs eye,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: held everybody with the national anthem. All right, A relative
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's Eveday. She got into
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: fight with I and the wheelchair and the wheelchair lady
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: whooped her as. A relative got so drunk for New
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Year's eve Day. We looked at the window and saw
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Uncle Carl under the tree drinking with the dog. That's
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: good company, though, that's a good company. The relative got
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's Eve Day. On doing the countdown,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: just start taking clothes off. Ten nine bra hannies, focks.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Everything was naked, but we got by the time we
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: got to one. Oh my god, herman all right. Steve
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day that
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: he slapped his uncle because he never believed he was
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: blinding over the line us all this time. The relative
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's eve Day. The earl
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: been down the tie shoe and everybody so he had
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: on the thumb. Whoa, whoa. A relative got so drunk
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: for New Year's eve Day. We watched Uncle Larry dropped
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: his ditches in the chinning with the hell. A relatively
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's eve Day number two
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: in the living room, flow right, the god, I could
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: hold it, I couldn't hold it. I could nasty. A
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Close it out,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Steve please. He told his boss he had feelings for
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: his wife. He was lit. That's little that I never
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: have said before. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that is
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. You're listening to show. Well, Naturally, we turn
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  Speaker 1: to all sorts of products, from melotonin to weighted blankets
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  Speaker 1: to specialties when we're trying to fall asleep right and
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  Speaker 1: get a better quality of sleep. Well, if you're the
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: person that likes to overdress for bed, you might be
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: lessening your chances of getting a good night's sleep. The
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: best and most simple way to encourage a RESTful eight
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: hours or however long you can sleep well, the best
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: way to do that is just to sleep naked. All right,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I sep in your birthday suit. I've been telling you
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: this is for you, nephew. Yeah, but now listen though.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: That weighted blanket though, you got to be careful because
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: you can get your butt up on it in and
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: can't get off. Monday. I've done that before. There's one
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: of us, too heavy blanket. It's like twenty Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: the real little people. Tom. I get out Monday to
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  Speaker 1: day blake small, so I got to get breake it out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it says it says sleeping naked helps to lure your
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  Speaker 1: body's core temperature and regulate its rhythm, making it easier
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  Speaker 1: to fall asleep faster, to stay sleep longer, and to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy all the fruitful rewards. So there you go, Okay,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I might be onto something. Nephew, alrighta, all right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have more the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round it. Would
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: you rather right after this? You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show time now for would you rather? Let's get
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  Speaker 1: right into it. Would you rather eat three containers of
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  Speaker 1: vanilla icing or three bags of barbecue pork rhymes? Pork
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  Speaker 1: ryn all that ice? Oh? Just gonna say ice cream?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Ice cream? I know, I know you did. For I'm
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  Speaker 1: not eating. I'm gonna do the pork rinds and ride
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: it on that. How many? How much pork? Three bags? Oh? Yeah?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: It's hot. Blood pressure when you get through you with one?
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  Speaker 1: You want diabetes? A high blood pressure on? You want stroke?
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  Speaker 1: Sugar which you want? The pork rhymes for? Nephew, I'm
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: not to go just icing. I can't do. I'm gonna
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: icing vanilla icing. Okaying, ain't good for a set of sales. Something.
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  Speaker 1: Just tell me you know what? You know? What? Three?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: What the hell is a? What about you? Steve? I
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: don't know, sugar salt. I'm gonna eat this icing hell,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work through it. Good, all right? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex and a hotel swimming pool
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: and a hotel swimming pool or would you rather have
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: sex in an airplane bathroom hotel swimming? Hotel swimming? I
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: couldn't spread out swim oh because of the space. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind being I know, I like, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I hid excuse me, excuse me? What was
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  Speaker 1: that going on? What was that confession? I don't know
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  Speaker 1: the red roof and naked say, yeah, I've done just
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  Speaker 1: names and stuff I haven't done. But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the hell I was talking about them. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know whether it can lost your mind moment? Have you
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: swam through chlorine naked? I'm just asking, Oh, yeah, what
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  Speaker 1: ye been a swimpool? N you had sexy swimpool here? Yet?
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's why you picked the swimming pool? Who on
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  Speaker 1: this show? You headed? I'm sorry? All right? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather show your spouse or your partner the
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  Speaker 1: last ten pictures you received your phone, or would you
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: rather be already be already, oh be okay, you guys, okay?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather run across the field at the
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl naked field, naked up in field? Then show
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: your spouse your pictures in your phone? Run across this field.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: He's at the thirty, he's at the fault. Yeah, that's me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm you're not swiping left over here, You're not doing it?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you guys. Coming up, it is our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
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  Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only coming up at forty
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  Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour right after this. You're listening,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, last break of the day. Please leave
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: us with some closing remarks like only you can. This
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: is to help you make ready for your blessings. Now,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna give you is gonna be hard for
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  Speaker 1: most people to do. I already know that it was
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: difficult for me to do, but a very very wealthy
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: person taught this to me. I didn't think much of
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: it until I did it, and boil, boil boy, did
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: it help make room for what God had for me,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: not only that it freed me up. And I'll tell
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: you what this very very successful people person told me.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: If I told you his name, you probably wouldn't know him.
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  Speaker 1: He's not famous, he's just extremely wealthy. And when I
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: tell you extremely wealthy, I mean it. But if I
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: said his name, you wouldn't even notice guy. If I
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: showed you a picture of him, the average person wouldn't
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: even know who he was. But he taught this to me.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: He said, in your journey, if you want to really
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: clear the slate, get a fresh start, and prepare yourself
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: to receive what all God has for you, you have
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: to take inventory of the people in your life. And
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: when you take this inventory, you are going to have
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: to act as though you are a gardener. You are
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: a gardener with a grove, and your grove is your life.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: The things you want to bear fruit from God. Your trees.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: You want apples this season, you want lemons, you want grapefruits,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: you want peaches, you want pass plums. You've got to
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: take care of your orchard in order to take care
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: of your archard. I notice you've all noticed that from
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: time to time you see the gardeners outside pruning trees.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: They cutting them back. They're clipping dead ends off. You
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: know why, because that maximizes the growth of the good
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: and the tree. If you take the dead, unnecessary branches off,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: the withering ends, it allows for the tree to bear
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  Speaker 1: more fruit. So, Steve, how do you take inventory of people?
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  Speaker 1: This is what he talked. He said, you have three
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  Speaker 1: kinds of people in your life. He said, you have
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  Speaker 1: people who approach you with nothing but bad news. All
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  Speaker 1: of us know them. Everybody has somebody that walks up
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  Speaker 1: to them and every time they start talking something wrong,
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  Speaker 1: or every time they give you a phone call, they
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  Speaker 1: bring you bad news. And the bad news don't just
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  Speaker 1: be about them, They bring you bad news about you.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that though they were saying about you
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  Speaker 1: down here and you just go mad. Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: had a person that every time they came up to you,
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  Speaker 1: you just felt dark because they just bought bad news.
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  Speaker 1: Those people that you have in your life, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need them. I want you to put go through your
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  Speaker 1: phone contacts and everybody that is no good, that never
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  Speaker 1: moves your life forward, doesn't give you any helpful advice,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't help you aid you in any way, has nothing
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  Speaker 1: but bad news and want something for you. One side
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  Speaker 1: of friendships, I want you to put a dot next
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  Speaker 1: to that contact name, a black dot. The next person
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  Speaker 1: you have in your life are called sometimy people. They
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  Speaker 1: the fifty fifties in your life. They cool over here
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  Speaker 1: as long as you're doing this, but they're not cool
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  Speaker 1: over here. You can take them here, but you can't
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  Speaker 1: take them there. You can discuss this, but you can't
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  Speaker 1: bring up that. You can lead them that way, but
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  Speaker 1: you can't show them the other way. Sometimes they cool
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  Speaker 1: what you about stuff. Sometimes they ain't. Those are called
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  Speaker 1: sometimey people or what we're gonna call fifty fifty people.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got them in their life. When you have a
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  Speaker 1: fifty fifty person, what I want you to do is
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  Speaker 1: put an asterid by their name that contact put in asterid.
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  Speaker 1: Remember all the bad news people that's always bringing you
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  Speaker 1: bad news in darkness, a black dot next to their name.
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  Speaker 1: The next person is the fifty fifty person. They sometimey,
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  Speaker 1: They cool here, they ain't cool there. Put an asterid
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  Speaker 1: by their name. The last person that you know are
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  Speaker 1: people who are very supportive of you, people who are
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  Speaker 1: willing to pray for you. People who always try to
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  Speaker 1: be uplifting. People who when they got news for you,
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  Speaker 1: they try to make it up. The positive nature. A
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  Speaker 1: person who comes to your aid and your rescue. A
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  Speaker 1: person that picks up the phone just to see how
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  Speaker 1: you're doing. And you bet not mention that something's wrong,
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  Speaker 1: because here they come. It's people in your life, man,
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  Speaker 1: that you don't even have to talk when you're around them.
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  Speaker 1: You could just sit and be steal and y'all just
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  Speaker 1: cool like that. Everybody got that ride or die that
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you tell them. They don't pass judgment.
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  Speaker 1: They just your friends. Well, when you have that person,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be real honest with you, it ain't
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of them. I want you to put
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  Speaker 1: a check by their name, so you got a black
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  Speaker 1: dot next to the dark people who bring you none
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  Speaker 1: but bad news, negativity, something wrong. Every time you got
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  Speaker 1: an aster it by the name of the people who
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  Speaker 1: are fifty fifty sometimey people. And you gotta check by
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  Speaker 1: the people that's always supportive, prayer for bringing you good news.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's what you do. I want you to take
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  Speaker 1: everybody with a black dot next to their name, and
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  Speaker 1: everybody with an asterisk next to their name, and I
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  Speaker 1: want you to block them as your contact, block them
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  Speaker 1: out your phone, and block them from your email. If
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: the family, block them from your phone and block them
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  Speaker 1: from your email. All I want you to have is
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  Speaker 1: people who have your phone number that have a check
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  Speaker 1: by your name. You're gonna lose a lot of people,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: but guess what you're gonna gain a lot of ground.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have no idea how much time you waste
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  Speaker 1: with people in your life who are fifty fifty and
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  Speaker 1: always got bad news. If you eliminate them, you've cleaned house.
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  Speaker 1: Your inventory is cleaned. You now have cleared room to
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  Speaker 1: receive the blessings God have for you in this year.
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  Speaker 1: I dare you to try it. It works. It sounds cruel,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like it is hurtful, but man, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to win, you gotta do it. Those are my closings.
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