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FULL SHOW: Childhood Memories, Strawberry Letter: 1 Husband 3 Men - 1.20.26 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: It was pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: All at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them back.
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  Speaker 2: The bus bussy.
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  Speaker 1: Steve listening together to hand.
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  Speaker 3: Lot Joy Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 4: They have.
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  Speaker 5: You got you.
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  Speaker 4: Love you.
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  Speaker 5: You.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I got to turn the most turn.
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  Speaker 2: You probably got to turn.
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  Speaker 1: The mouth turned a.
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  Speaker 2: Wad of the monja.
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  Speaker 7: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you're thinking, get it?
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  Speaker 7: Ah, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 7: the voice, Come on, dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Man, oh man, oh man.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: I think about all the things God has done for
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  Speaker 7: me is overwhelming at times. And I want everybody to
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  Speaker 7: have that feeling and to sharing that feeling of completion
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  Speaker 7: and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this, and
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  Speaker 7: it's the thousandth time I've said it, is because I
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  Speaker 7: formed a relationship with my creator.
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  Speaker 2: Period.
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  Speaker 7: That's it. That's that's it. I can't tell you as
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  Speaker 7: anything else else. You know, I've always had a strong
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  Speaker 7: work ethic. My father put that in me. My father's
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  Speaker 7: conversation with me growing up was always constantly about work hard,
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  Speaker 7: don't be lazy, be a man, do what you say
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  Speaker 7: you're gonna do. YadA YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Man, I
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  Speaker 7: was so tired of my father at times. I was going, Man,
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  Speaker 7: what is this dude right here? Man, every time we
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  Speaker 7: have a conversation, it's got to be about work. It's
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  Speaker 7: got to be about you know, man, doing your best,
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  Speaker 7: trying hard, you know, working, being honest, do what you
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  Speaker 7: say you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: But that was his mission. I can't tell you how
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  Speaker 2: much I appreciate that now.
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  Speaker 7: I can't even I can't even put it into words
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  Speaker 7: when I think about my old man and what he
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  Speaker 7: was to me, and I just, man, I'm so grateful
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  Speaker 7: for that balance I had in my life. And then
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  Speaker 7: my father was a fighter. He fought on the weekends.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 7: My father used to come home with his clothes toe
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  Speaker 7: off of him. He put a fresh shirt on, and
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  Speaker 7: he go back. My mom used to talk about my
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  Speaker 7: father fighting all the time, slick, while you are always fighting.
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  Speaker 7: You know, a little bit of that rubbed off on
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  Speaker 7: me too.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 7: That kind of got into me and I didn't understand
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  Speaker 7: that either. But then on the same turn, my mother
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  Speaker 7: was a Sunday school teacher for forty years, so her
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  Speaker 7: conversation was never about fighting or anything. It was all
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  Speaker 7: about love and understanding and doing another that you would
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  Speaker 7: have to do unto you. My mom was a Sunday
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  Speaker 7: school teacher, so I learned about faith. I had to
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  Speaker 7: go to Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting,
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  Speaker 7: choir rehearsal.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I was a church man so much.
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  Speaker 7: I was actually looking as there's got to be an
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  Speaker 7: alternative to this, you know, I want you know, And
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  Speaker 7: I was a little kid even I was thinking at
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  Speaker 7: one point, maybe I ought to look into Hell because
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  Speaker 7: there's got to be something cooler than this going on
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  Speaker 7: every day.
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  Speaker 2: It had got that crazy for me. But the balance
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  Speaker 2: between those two people created who I am today. And
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  Speaker 2: I want you to understand that the things that you
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  Speaker 2: are in your past have helped create who you are today.
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  Speaker 2: If you view it the right way, everything that has
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  Speaker 2: happened to you in your past has happened to you
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  Speaker 2: for a reason, and it's usually for the good if
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  Speaker 2: you view it that way.
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  Speaker 7: But if you, on the other hand, are a type
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  Speaker 7: of person who can't move forward because you are allowing
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  Speaker 7: your past to stop you from having your future, then
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  Speaker 7: you my friend, are doing a disservice to your life.
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  Speaker 7: You are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking
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  Speaker 7: advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and experience of your life. Example,
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  Speaker 7: if you are a woman and you are always talking
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  Speaker 7: about a former relationship, what he did to me. If
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  Speaker 7: he had not did this to me, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 7: in this place today. I thought I had a man.
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  Speaker 7: Now I ain't got no man. Ah lah lah lah
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  Speaker 7: la la if I you know, he came along and
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  Speaker 7: I was doing just swell. He just came in and
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  Speaker 7: he just lied to me. He lied to me.
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  Speaker 2: Now he did this to me. Then he cheated, then
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  Speaker 2: he left. All of that that you're saying can very
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  Speaker 2: well be true. Have you thought that maybe maybe somewhere
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  Speaker 2: in God's infinite wisdom, that he knew that you had
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  Speaker 2: made a mistake in picking him anyway? Maybe he knew
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  Speaker 2: you had made a mistake in saying yes or I
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  Speaker 2: do to him anyway, or come on move in? And
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  Speaker 2: so what he did was.
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  Speaker 7: Based on your decision now to say yes, I do
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  Speaker 7: or come on let's move in together.
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  Speaker 2: That was your decision. You ain't go to him about
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  Speaker 2: this one. You made this decision.
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  Speaker 7: Based on that decision and all the negative things that
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  Speaker 7: started happening, he allowed you to get away from it.
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  Speaker 7: Now how you got away from it, It's always not
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  Speaker 7: the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact
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  Speaker 7: that he left, that he walked out. But let me
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  Speaker 7: share this with you. When he was there, how good
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  Speaker 7: was he?
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  Speaker 2: Tell you?
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  Speaker 7: How good was he for you? See, you got to
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  Speaker 7: stare at you got to look at the blessing. The
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  Speaker 7: blessing is. Now you are on your own. Now you
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  Speaker 7: walk in your house. Ain't nobody in there with a
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  Speaker 7: disruptive spirit.
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  Speaker 2: Now you go home. You could take your clothes off,
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  Speaker 2: walk around like you want to.
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  Speaker 7: Now you go home, you can sit down and look
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  Speaker 7: at TV or catch your breath if you want to.
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  Speaker 7: Your kids don't have to see y'all arguing all the time.
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  Speaker 7: Have you looked at the blessing in it? But now
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  Speaker 7: if you gonna keep looking at the negative, then guess what.
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  Speaker 7: Now you can't move forward because you keep allowing your
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  Speaker 7: past to keep you from moving forward. If God has
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  Speaker 7: brought you through it, why don't you move on from it? Look,
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  Speaker 7: you got through it. He gone, he ain't coming back.
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  Speaker 7: He got somebody else. So you gonna sit there and
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  Speaker 7: just keep tripping couts. He gone and he got somebody else. Hey,
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  Speaker 7: pick yourself up. Thank God for the blessing. It didn't
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  Speaker 7: feel like a blessing. Why you was going through it,
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  Speaker 7: and all the pain of him leaving and the divorce
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  Speaker 7: and all that messed you up? Got it when you
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  Speaker 7: get through it, all of that. You ain't the first
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  Speaker 7: one being left. You ain't the first one being divorced.
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  Speaker 7: You ain't the first one been in a bad relationship.
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  Speaker 7: Pick yourself up, Thank God for the blessing, and move
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  Speaker 7: forward in your life, because maybe when you quit complaining,
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  Speaker 7: maybe you'll find out that God has something in store
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  Speaker 7: for you that he wants you to have, but he
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  Speaker 7: can't give it to you if you ain't grateful. So
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  Speaker 7: God gives you a blessing, but because you don't see
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  Speaker 7: it as a blessing, you ain't grateful for it. Now,
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  Speaker 7: guess what, You steady asking God to do something for you,
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  Speaker 7: but you ain't thanking him for what he's done for you,
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  Speaker 7: but you steady wanting him to do more.
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  Speaker 2: How does that work? How does that work?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 7: That He should keep on giving you things when you
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  Speaker 7: ain't even working with the stuff he didne gave you
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  Speaker 7: and I don't know. And I'm just using that one example.
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  Speaker 7: It could go for me and too, vice versa, and
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  Speaker 7: so on and so forth. I'm just using that as
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  Speaker 7: an example. Now, why I laid on that one so long?
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  Speaker 7: You have to take that over God, That's all just sweet.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't pointing fingers at nobody in nothing because I've
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  Speaker 7: been guilty on both sides of the coin.
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  Speaker 1: Who am I?
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  Speaker 7: But I'm just sharing with you what I had to do.
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  Speaker 7: I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
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  Speaker 7: interfere with my future.
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  Speaker 4: Got nothing to do with me, man, that ain't my book.
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  Speaker 12: Put him on the phone him, I don't stay Steve,
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  Speaker 12: he ain't running about you.
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  Speaker 4: He done telling all my boys. He's telling on everybody.
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  Speaker 8: Man, he's book a. He got none to do with you, man, No.
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  Speaker 4: No, nobody book dude got something to do with me.
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  Speaker 4: Because everything to Steve didn't learn if he was growing
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  Speaker 4: up from the hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired
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  Speaker 4: of this. He had to go somewhere and sit down.
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  Speaker 4: I know. No, you gotta get right with your girl. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: if he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no business
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  Speaker 4: coming in my house in my car telling every dude thing.
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  Speaker 4: So hello, Hello, who is this?
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  Speaker 5: Who is this?
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  Speaker 8: Older man? This Steve Harvey?
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  Speaker 5: Who is this?
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  Speaker 4: This is your tea man? Listen here, man, Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna fall with your nephew. And I'm just saying this
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  Speaker 4: to you, Steve. Okay, I'll up to your dude. I
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  Speaker 4: see you in the front of assence. I see you
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  Speaker 4: on the on the family field on your radio show.
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  Speaker 4: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and
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  Speaker 4: quit telling on everybody? What I mean, if from everything, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: I'm riding in the car with my family. I gotta
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  Speaker 4: turn my radio house because you telling game. We grow
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  Speaker 4: up sticking together. If I run in the middle game
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  Speaker 4: to make my eends me or whatever, if that's my goodness,
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  Speaker 4: you ain't got a hold on me.
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  Speaker 8: Hold up, hold old woman. First of all, I don't
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  Speaker 8: know who you are.
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  Speaker 4: I know you do. I know who you are, and
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  Speaker 4: we listen to the show her.
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  Speaker 8: First thing you're gonna do, though, back up a little
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  Speaker 8: bit dull, because you're talking to me crazy, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody scared of you because you got money on this.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't got nothing to do with no money. And I
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  Speaker 8: ain't gonna be too many listen, Wait a minute, I
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  Speaker 8: just enjoy your life.
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  Speaker 4: You find the perfect Why no, you, you find the
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  Speaker 4: perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good, God, goodmns.
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  Speaker 4: Hold up, don't put God in this. Leave God out
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  Speaker 4: of this, because you ain't calling from the God.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't gonna see people kill me with that part right there,
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  Speaker 8: God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't want God
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  Speaker 8: bless me because you're talking too crazy to me. That's
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  Speaker 8: for starters right there. But since you're talking crazy to me.
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  Speaker 8: Let me turn you onto something you want that running game.
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  Speaker 8: That's your problem.
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  Speaker 4: Run your game.
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  Speaker 8: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what
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  Speaker 8: I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing
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  Speaker 8: what you want to do, like you all in this
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  Speaker 8: right here?
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  Speaker 4: Then you coming to.
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  Speaker 8: Me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give
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  Speaker 8: it about you, man, see on how you want to
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  Speaker 8: feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do, though,
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  Speaker 8: is talk to me like you Clay, because I ain't plaiting.
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  Speaker 4: Minute, Steve. Let's make the player feel fair. Okay. You
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  Speaker 4: got the airways, you got the microphone, you got the
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  Speaker 4: ability to touch a lot of people. Okay, and you're
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  Speaker 4: just telling you're gonna walking talking on.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, hold up.
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  Speaker 8: This ain't got nothing to do with the airways.
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  Speaker 5: This ain't got nothing to do with the media.
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  Speaker 8: This just me and you talking. I talk to you personally, personally,
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  Speaker 8: me and you can talk anybody a little.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like me in there.
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  Speaker 5: You call you talking all.
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  Speaker 4: This yet see his people like you?
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  Speaker 8: Man, dog, You know why I wrote a book in
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  Speaker 8: the first place, because you always somewhere trying to act
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  Speaker 8: like you something that you in now you got the
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  Speaker 8: sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to make you
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  Speaker 8: about money into me. This just me and you, just
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  Speaker 8: two men talking not what you want and if it's
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  Speaker 8: too men.
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  Speaker 4: And then talking in from one man to another. Why
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  Speaker 4: don't you just go somewhere and sit down and quit telling?
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  Speaker 8: First of all, I ain't even got to sit down.
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  Speaker 8: You already doing nothing as it is.
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  Speaker 12: See the shore.
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  Speaker 8: Did somebody go out and do something? Try to do
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  Speaker 8: something positive? You got some mother shaking big shimmy wab
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  Speaker 8: like you sitting up in here, man wanting to go
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  Speaker 8: sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down nowhere. You
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  Speaker 8: can mention me with that. I say what I want
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  Speaker 8: to say.
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  Speaker 4: And how are you anyway?
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  Speaker 8: You ain't even doing nothing?
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  Speaker 4: They wan't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell
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  Speaker 4: you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.
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  Speaker 4: And every time I take a step, you take two steps.
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  Speaker 8: I can't long hand hand hold many y'alla kill me.
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  Speaker 8: Why don't you quit trying and do something? You wanna
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  Speaker 8: feel me?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 8: With that on you trying to do something? Why don't
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  Speaker 8: you do something?
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  Speaker 4: Thog?
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  Speaker 8: You sitting up in here talking to me about what
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  Speaker 8: you trying. You try to sell in that same thing
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  Speaker 8: to your people.
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  Speaker 4: You trying?
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  Speaker 8: What are you gonna tied me in trying stuff? When
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  Speaker 8: you gonna do something.
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing something right now, staying me on the plow.
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  Speaker 5: You cann be improving your.
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  Speaker 8: Relationship with your girl or whoever you're trying to get
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  Speaker 8: it together with. But you're on the phone with me
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  Speaker 8: complaining because I done wrote a book. Man, don't read them,
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  Speaker 8: but you probably ain't read it no way, and don't
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  Speaker 8: watch the TV show. You probably ain't work them enough.
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  Speaker 5: To play the bill.
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  Speaker 4: Nohow I look, wait a minute, Joe. You don't know
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  Speaker 4: nothing about me. Okay, you don't know nothing about my finances.
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  Speaker 8: You know what I mean about your finances. That's about
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  Speaker 8: you as a man.
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: You know what y'all can here, What y'all do to
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: me there, What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: to me on an email somewhere. You're always on the
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: blog talking about me.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: You don't even know me.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: Then when you're giving me face to face, you want
• 19:41
  Speaker 8: to bring up money. This contents ain't got nothing to
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: do about money. I ain't brought the money one time
• 19:45
  Speaker 8: it's about man hood. Now, why don't you do that
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: right there?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute enough, Steve, it ain't about money now
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: because you're got okay, cut your guy when you're with Brock,
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: I bet that when you're.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Just what so?
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Hey man, just what so? What I was?
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: I was working. I wasn't sitting on the phone crying
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: to some other men. By what he making me? See
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: it with my wife at that time, I take a
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: step forward. You got me taking two steps up. That's
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: why you ain't taking.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: A step sor.
• 20:13
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Something because you got frank.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I'm just breaking I just.
• 20:40
  Speaker 12: That's very play. Oh god.
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: Oh and there you have it, and ignorance will be
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: back in about another hour. Pull me up on the
• 21:19
  Speaker 11: stupid headline and I pickups and we can talk stupid.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: You got the number all right? Coming up?
• 21:26
  Speaker 13: It is time to ask the CLO and we'll do
• 21:29
  Speaker 13: that with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: Hey, it's Carla Ferroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside?
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean? And
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• 22:03
  Speaker 10: Plus it'll leave your home smelling great for hours after cleaning.
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• 22:12
  Speaker 13: It is time to ask the clo Cavan and Indianapolis
• 22:17
  Speaker 13: right to. My husband is a jokester, but I don't
• 22:19
  Speaker 13: find his Christmas gift to be funny at all. He
• 22:23
  Speaker 13: gave me a gift card to our dentists with a
• 22:25
  Speaker 13: note that said, my teeth looked like butter. He's wasted
• 22:29
  Speaker 13: five hundred dollars on teeth whitening. Should I try to
• 22:32
  Speaker 13: get our money back?
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: You need probably need to go look into that joke.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah wait a minute, yeah you probably need to go.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Home look look into that joke, because you know terrible
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: to somebody tell your teeth looked like butter.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Give you five hundred dollars towards it if I will
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: you it's just me talking.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: I know an extra five going there with a thousand
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: and see if we can at least come away with
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: hot green. You can just do the butterless and the
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: half mine looked like a heavy whipping cream, you know,
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: kind of cream they made possible. We can just give
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: it that, yeah, and then you know, you you ain't
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: gonna work on it looking like milk, but let's just
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: get it off.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Butter on it taking him seriously because she's been looking
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: at him out the whole time.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: So you don't see it after watch don't seeing person,
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: you know with a tooth missing after a while, they're
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: just gone.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Like it ain't missing.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: We are all the time.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we ain't got used to.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: I had a partner, man, Chris Walker, had a whole
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: hoof missing in the front.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: At first, than to mess with him about it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: Then we found out he wasn't gonna do nothing about it,
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: and then you know, and in front of the girls,
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: we didn't.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Call him that, but then you know, we called him
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: t L in front of the girls.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: You know L.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, toothless, toothless, you're less a tooth, so you all
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: right at the basketball court, youre just truthless, all right?
• 24:09
  Speaker 13: Moving on, moving on to and Charleston says, I am
• 24:15
  Speaker 13: dating a man and I'm having to share him with
• 24:17
  Speaker 13: his ex wife and his child because he hasn't moved
• 24:19
  Speaker 13: out of the house. He said, he can't live apart
• 24:22
  Speaker 13: from his child. I told him he should have stayed married.
• 24:25
  Speaker 13: Is he really staying there for his child?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Are you sure this is his ex? Oh?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Mmm, good points heart. Let that go, girl.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I can't little apart from my child. So I got some.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Several children. I actually avoid them.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: He got.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I got living the same We ain't got to say
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: in the same state.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: You want to.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: Come, lady, I don't. I don't really know. And where
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: is this relationship going. You can't visit him. He can't
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: come and go as he please, because if you stay,
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: can he stay out all night with you? That's my question?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Mm, good one, all right.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: If your visitations is limited to going to his place,
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: and the visitations is limited to how long he can
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: stay at your place, that's how he got to get
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: back in there.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: So he told her he was going through a divorce,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: then sat and they got together. No, he said, his
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: ex wife. But he's still in the house.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he told me.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: What man, y'all be following from some stupid stuff because
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: of it. I don't know if you heard it is,
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: but they got new stuff called joint custody. Uh huh,
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: and they came up with a new thing, another thing
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: called visitations.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 13: Yes, that he can't live apart from his child, all right,
• 26:06
  Speaker 13: you might as well stay married.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody can do that. To ask anybody that's got
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: a child. If they can't live apart with him, at
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: least for the.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Weekend, they always break Yeah, all right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: Moving on to Jad's in Hartford, Jad says, my man
• 26:23
  Speaker 13: likes to snuggle up under me while we sleep, but
• 26:25
  Speaker 13: he doesn't always shower before bed. He can't read my
• 26:29
  Speaker 13: body language, so he doesn't know when I don't want
• 26:31
  Speaker 13: him on me.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Am I going to have to tell him that he's funky?
• 26:35
  Speaker 9: What should I do?
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Hell?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you live with a stupid person.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: He can't read the room? Yeah right, Yeah, how should
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: she say it? Steve? What should she say?
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Just go in?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Not every time you walk in the room.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Got the money?
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Take hids?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Some people can you?
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: What is it? What?
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Baby?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: What baby did you show? H Oh? Baby, baby, I'm
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: so sorry, I'm I'm excuse me, I'm sorry. This is
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: burning girl. You got behind it for your Yeah, coming
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: over just to be close to you.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, So she should just tell him, Okay, all right,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: last one See last one. Ralph and saganaw says, I'm
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: a sixty nine.
• 27:51
  Speaker 13: Year old retired truck driver and after being home a
• 27:54
  Speaker 13: few months, I found out my wife has a man
• 27:57
  Speaker 13: on the side. She knows I've cheated on her her before,
• 28:00
  Speaker 13: so I guess this is how karma goes. We haven't
• 28:03
  Speaker 13: had sex in years, but I do love her as
• 28:07
  Speaker 13: my wife and friend. Should I put an end to
• 28:10
  Speaker 13: the affair or walk away?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: No?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: You sixty nine dollars, just ride it on out.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: Get to know him, Yeah, go get to know him.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: The problem with you and your wife and nobody talking
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: about leaving nobody.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't leaving her. She ain't leaving you.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: She ain't leaving him.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: He ain't leaving her. They just cool.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: What So the age has something to do with it,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: because yeah, it's sick now, dog, you would just you
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: love her as your friend and your wife?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's intimate? What's some questions? Some questions he could
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: ask her?
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Like you.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Y'all hungry?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: So what y'all want to watch tonight?
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Netflix and chill? Yeah they're in that, hey, bro?
• 29:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: You seeing him all the house?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Shoot, that's my favor.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: They're a thle.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: That's it. Okay, okay, baby, we're gonna all sit here
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: on this couch watching this movie. We need to go
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: in there and get that comfort off the bed. I'm
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: not under throat. Y'all got both the throws now, we're
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: gonna need this comfort.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: They selfish.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I love a good throw though, Steve throw baby.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Josh, you know mobile drinking all.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: The kool aid?
• 29:49
  Speaker 13: Now?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, sello.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man.
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: If you're in out of certified prankster and this is
• 30:01
  Speaker 11: not what you do for a living, you should not
• 30:03
  Speaker 11: be jumping into this.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
• 30:10
  Speaker 11: What see?
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: The certification is what I'm You can actually go somewhere
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: and get them out.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Frank School certified to have a graduation time up right
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: after you.
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: Alright, guys, here's a question, what product or what brand
• 30:37
  Speaker 13: reminds you of your childhood home? All right, here's an
• 30:40
  Speaker 13: email from Tea from New Orleans. It says, hey, morning, crew.
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: Every time I see the Quaker oat meal the box,
• 30:48
  Speaker 13: I think of my mom's house when I was a kid.
• 30:51
  Speaker 13: She always had a box of it on top of
• 30:53
  Speaker 13: our refrigerator. When I go to visit my pop's house.
• 30:57
  Speaker 13: He always had a box of frosted Flakes cereal in
• 30:59
  Speaker 13: his pan tree. In fact, he probably does right now.
• 31:03
  Speaker 13: What Brander product did your childhood home always have in stock?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I got a bunch of I knew it ready for me,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Like what Steve you go first? Comment commet?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, that green a.
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: Full can or comet with the peel off top with
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: the eight holes in the top, rankly in and washed
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: all your sinks and your bathtub out.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: But let it sit though, Let it sit for a minute.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the change the color tell you a number.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: Ain't open up refrigerator while seeing an open box of arm.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: And hamm a baker soap.
• 31:42
  Speaker 14: Yes, sir, yes, yes, yes, yes, keep taking you back
• 31:49
  Speaker 14: stove that Maxwell or Folder's coffee can with the grease center.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yes sir, yes, it's real thing.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: Memory.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in the in the.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: Bathroom crash toothpaste.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You were crash, people.
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Weren't really crushing?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had that too. We was whatever was on sale.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: People, you talk. Can I jump in here and say
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: this though.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Past ultra brighton, I thought that was just the greatest thing.
• 32:28
  Speaker 11: Go ahead, if we ran out of that two paste
• 32:33
  Speaker 11: then we go to that fridge with that bacon soda wood.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: And go in there and getting there yea, and dip
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: that too. I actually brushed my teeth better with bacon.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, all right.
• 32:45
  Speaker 13: How about this tide laundry detergent tide tied had to
• 32:51
  Speaker 13: have some times ivory powder.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: That ain't that nickuid, that's washing powder.
• 32:58
  Speaker 11: We had.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Found an oction do it's a loud in the big
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: blue box and fairly, but.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap though? Did you have ivory
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: soap to take your bath? Die?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Die? You had die? We had ivory soap?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it floated in the water ivory. Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 11: Okay, let's go in the bathroom and up underneath that
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: can of it's a little red crank can, got some
• 33:26
  Speaker 11: grease in it called raw crown.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: All your scalp with that right there. That's how I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: got my hamps.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: We're in the bathroom.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: We're in the bathroom.
• 33:39
  Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, we're in the bathcot single ply. You had
• 33:51
  Speaker 15: to be careful wiping yourself with that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times I misjudged.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: It and pushed my frankle. Yeah, we got it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: We got.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Single single pot.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: My dad in loved that. Boy, you need a thousand sheeps?
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, do y'all remember aim a two pastes?
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the striking.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, striking gleam uh I got one. Okay, okay, go ahead.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: That bottle that hung on the back of the door
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: looked like a hot water bottle with a tube on
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: it and a spring almond. Boy, Me and my nephew
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: got that tripping our life. One time, we feel that
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: my mama had went on and we found it on
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: the back of the door. We'd always wondered what it was,
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: so we put water in it, and we found out
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: that it's that the water squeezed through them little holes
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: on that white So we're chasing each other around the house,
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: shooting like water, working each other. Okay, then he fill
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: up the bag and it was my time to hide
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: it and then he'll have it under his arm. My
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: mama came in that house. My mama said, it's all
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: this vinegar in him. Now we didn't even know, We
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: didn't know nothing about no vinegar smell. She said, what
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: is all this vinegar I smell in this house? Now
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: we're talking about.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Oh that ain't us cool? We were squirting water or
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: we sat there.
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: My mama got to do in the math and went
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: back in now and touched that hot water bottle with
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: the holes on it, and boy, we.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Got eyes.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: And then so we didn't even know why we got beat.
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: And then my brother was talking to it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: So what it was?
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 35:53
  Speaker 16: Yeah, man, she's something steam? What do she and the
• 35:56
  Speaker 16: on in that grab Mama's how water bottle for him?
• 35:58
  Speaker 16: The baby said, Now he was playing water gun with it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 16: He said, boy, you know what that right there?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. He said, that's a
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: lady's bag. And then I said, I don't.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: What what what what?
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Because I'm clueless what you mean? It's a lady's bad,
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: that's a bad. Still, I'm clueless.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Boy.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: When my brother told me what that bag was, fun
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: to show, man, I'm shooting water in my mouth if
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: ire full glass. I got the bag under my arm,
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: mouth wide over there.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That's when I.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Said, that's when I first found out.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: I said, water little tangy in there, Oh my god,
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: cause you know, because you know they had a special
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: solution they put it in and you put vinegar in
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: it too, oh god.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: And that's how we know.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: And I had no idea.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Jesus man. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: Hey, it's Carla Farroll. Kick that old mop and bucket aside.
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: Are you ready for a mop and bucket clean and
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: half the time make a swap to Swiffer Power Mop,
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• 37:43
  Speaker 10: with ease. Plus, it'll leave your home smelling great for
• 37:47
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• 37:53
  Speaker 13: It is time now for would you rather? Would you
• 37:57
  Speaker 13: rather win the lottery jackpot? Or would you rather live
• 38:00
  Speaker 13: and good health and live to be one hundred and
• 38:02
  Speaker 13: twenty years old?
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: But we broke though at one hundred tw and old,
• 38:09
  Speaker 11: me fifteen good years of this billion?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you only get fifteen years.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, I'm saying, no, give me this money,
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: and God has for me he exactly, exactly.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, He's giving me this money.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: And whatever my riot is, I had worked out with
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: the lot I was looking for one oh four.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you are a health proponent. Now you like that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: I'm a big proponent healthy. Yeh, well, health is more
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: important than wealth.
• 38:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah in your statement, yeah you were you could be health, right, Carlo,
• 38:45
  Speaker 13: you could be healthy and lived till one hundred and
• 38:47
  Speaker 13: twenty years old.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I'm healthy now you mean this billion and watching this health?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: I'm healthy now. It's not saying you've got to be
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: unhealthy with the billion. It's just you're guaranteed one hundred
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: and twenty years of good health or you can get
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: this billion right now.
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: I want to be healthy, yeah, okay, because I'm a
• 39:08
  Speaker 11: thing I want to do before one twenty.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm gonna do it. I got a couple of issues.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: But this billion don't got to get you straight?
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: All right, all right, I will take that billion.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make myself sick by saying nothing.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Here are stupid?
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Here we go straight now?
• 39:29
  Speaker 13: Man, come on, Would you rather think about this when
• 39:33
  Speaker 13: you were single? Okay, I gotta put that in there.
• 39:35
  Speaker 13: Would you rather get a text from from a one
• 39:38
  Speaker 13: night stand that says I'm pregnant or I have an
• 39:41
  Speaker 13: st D?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 39:43
  Speaker 11: Well?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Which STD is it? I mean, we gotta this.
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: It's just a double std that we can't just yeah,
• 39:54
  Speaker 11: we might, you know, the baby might be bad.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Because you just got some insects on me. We can
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: work today? What kind of prescription if we.
• 40:05
  Speaker 17: Yeah, we're talking about what are we talking about? Which
• 40:14
  Speaker 17: one we're talking about? The sling which somebody.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Shot off is penicillay?
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: We just peninsula, I go on take shots?
• 40:34
  Speaker 11: All right?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys, that's today's rounded.
• 40:38
  Speaker 18: Would you rather, mister Steve Harbin mart show Man, would
• 40:43
  Speaker 18: you rather be a pastor or a lawyer?
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I'm crooker.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not visiting the sickest shutting here we go?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Oh that on.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I ain't coming to my office telling me your problem.
• 40:56
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, Oh well, you don't need to be a
• 40:58
  Speaker 13: pasty that requires compassion.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: For you know, every Sunday job coming up right after?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, here's a here's a funny story.
• 41:19
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: A guy on Facebook said that he.
• 41:22
  Speaker 13: Heard someone call an old car a jeloppy, and he
• 41:26
  Speaker 13: said he knew right away that that guy was old.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you.
• 41:30
  Speaker 13: I got to ask Tommy and Jr. What are some
• 41:33
  Speaker 13: of your favorite old person words or phrases? Things you've
• 41:36
  Speaker 13: been hearing all your lives. You know that old people
• 41:39
  Speaker 13: say like jealoppi.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: For instance, when Steve called somebody on Drew a junkie.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: My favorite. I love it. So you're comfortable with this?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: I was talking to my brother the other day, and
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: my brother saying, man, I can't stay in that giant's turkey.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: That's right out of the seventies turkey. My brother still
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: saying that. What about you, junior?
• 42:23
  Speaker 19: When old people say, these old players, they say, boy,
• 42:26
  Speaker 19: if I had your hand, I cut mine off. They
• 42:29
  Speaker 19: got that from They all say it, though your hands up,
• 42:34
  Speaker 19: mine off.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you another one man here, y'all want some
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: hot water corn bread?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Hot water coin bread?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's old as hell hot water?
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: You you like you like red eye gravy. Y'all still doing.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: That either your favorite. Old people sayings or phrases mean
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: between me and you and the fence posts. I'm gonna
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: tell you something between me, what like yourself?
• 43:17
  Speaker 19: There timing the old people saying, I said, look at
• 43:18
  Speaker 19: it looking at me like a new calf standing at
• 43:20
  Speaker 19: the goat for that offense. What they're saying that what
• 43:24
  Speaker 19: they said, look at it looking at me like a
• 43:26
  Speaker 19: new calf. Look at a new gate. I said, where
• 43:28
  Speaker 19: can you get that from?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that one before? A new gate down
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: in Brenham, Texas. I mean to go down there.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: That say it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: That's it, And I can just go down there from Brno.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: My daddy brother, my daddy brother, uncle Lewis.
• 43:43
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 43:44
  Speaker 11: You know, I've been the hell in jail. They both
• 43:46
  Speaker 11: the same. I put the orange jumping. I didn't put
• 43:49
  Speaker 11: the orange jump in the flip flop on what. Yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 11: you been in the hell ain jail. I'm gonna tell
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: you something now, I'm gonna tell you something. Don't nothing,
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: no nothing, be the hog head.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Cheese saying.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: You're gonna stick with food. Hold you know, because that's
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: oh you you can't even say that. My children have
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: no idea what that is? No hog head cheese.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Boy, you can't beat the hog head cheese here.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: That's the fastest way to raise your blood pressure.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: My children have never had that. My children have never
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: had chip lins. Never for what well, they've never been poor.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: Let's just start there.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: You go.
• 44:34
  Speaker 19: When old people say one in the hand beat two
• 44:36
  Speaker 19: in the bush, what does that mean?
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: That means better go with what you got don't gonna
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: mess with something over there. You go with what you got. Yeah,
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: a bird in the hand in the bush. See if
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: you let the one in your hand go and stick
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: your hand in that bush and the birds fly.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: If you ain't gonna handle birds nothing, Yeah, that man.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: And you know we used to hear it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Mark my words, mark because I said that, Tasha, mark
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: my words.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Mark my words means write this down, because this being
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: to happen.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: If I can get you to use your head for
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: molding a hat wreck, we're gonna be lor Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 13: My mom used to say something about chicken and a
• 45:23
  Speaker 13: pot and a window to throw it out up.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Have you heard that saying? Ain't got a pot window
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to throw it out?
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: It?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: That's it, that's chicken.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: He was, y'all.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: The chicken was like, what mom?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: What are you saying?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Coming up? Stop all that peddling round? What is pidling?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: The same thing as you.
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: See?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, sir, let's go. We got to go see
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: a man by the horse. I thought it was a dog.
• 46:00
  Speaker 13: Okay, Coming up next, the nephew will be here with
• 46:03
  Speaker 13: the prank phone call right after this.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: What did you grow up at?
• 46:08
  Speaker 13: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 46:16
  Speaker 13: about four minutes after the hour. It is my strawberry
• 46:19
  Speaker 13: letter for today. The subject get this guy's one husband,
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: three men.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Just a minute at all? Probably yeah, one husband, three men.
• 46:32
  Speaker 13: We'll get into it in just a little bit, but
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: right now it is time for the nephew and the
• 46:36
  Speaker 13: prank phone call for today. What you got for us,
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: neph The doctor's visit, the doctor's visit harmless?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I know it, I know it.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Let's go care.
• 46:52
  Speaker 20: Hello.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach a rogic place.
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: He's not here.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I take a message.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: My name is Mark, ma'am. I'm calling from the club
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: from doctor Robert Goodman.
• 47:02
  Speaker 20: Music down, Hold on, I'm sorry, say that again.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, can you hear me?
• 47:05
  Speaker 20: I can hear you now.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to reach Roger.
• 47:08
  Speaker 20: He's not here.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: Okay. I'm calling from from the clinic, from doctor Robert's
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: office and trying to get some information to him. When
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: do you know when he actually be in? No?
• 47:17
  Speaker 20: Actually I don't. Is everything okay?
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Uh? Well, you know, everything's fine. I mean nothing that
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: can't be handled. But we were trying to actually get
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: some information to him so that he can actually come
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: back in for the results.
• 47:31
  Speaker 20: Okay, well I don't I don't know when I can.
• 47:34
  Speaker 20: He's supposed to be here now, I'm not sure when
• 47:37
  Speaker 20: I can tell you he's going to be back.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man, who am
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: I actually speaking with?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: This is his girlfriend and your name is Jan Jan.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, so h Jan? You don't you say you don't know,
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: you don't have an idea when he'll be back.
• 47:53
  Speaker 20: No, it's tying to make me kind of get a
• 47:55
  Speaker 20: little concerned though.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: is the number that he actually left us to give
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: him a call on his results, and we're not getting
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: an answer. I don't have another number on hand. Do
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: you have any specific time I can actually call back
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: and maybe I'll get him again?
• 48:13
  Speaker 20: You're making my stomach is getting nervous right now?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Is what is the problem?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Well, actually you know what is man as mister Rogers
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: came in for h to take a few tests, and
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: he took some tests and we actually have the results
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: in and we'd actually really like for him to come back.
• 48:27
  Speaker 20: I don't know anything about it. I didn't mean to
• 48:29
  Speaker 20: interrupt you, but I don't know anything about any tests.
• 48:31
  Speaker 20: He hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic
• 48:34
  Speaker 20: or anything like that. I see, So what kind of
• 48:37
  Speaker 20: tests are you talking about?
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm not really not at liberty to
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: give you any kind of information unless you're actually on
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: the paperwork. So you know, it's not even something that
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I can discuss unless the patient has signed off that
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: you are the next of Ken or the person that
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: can we can actually give the information to you.
• 48:52
  Speaker 20: You do it, I know you, I do, and I'm
• 48:55
  Speaker 20: pretty certain, I mean, the way we operate in this household,
• 48:58
  Speaker 20: I'm pretty certain that that I'm on the paperwork.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: So would we pull up Roger's stuff on computer here
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: and I'll see what I give me one second? Please sure? Okay, Okay,
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: let's see now, let me scroll down for next to Ken. Okay,
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I got a Janis. That is me.
• 49:16
  Speaker 20: I mean, everybody called me Jam, but that's me Janis.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Wow. Okay, tell me your name again.
• 49:21
  Speaker 20: I'm sorry, what's your name again?
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Mark? Mark? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: doctor Robert Offers, and I guess I am at liberty
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: to tell you what's going on?
• 49:29
  Speaker 20: Please do?
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Mister Roger came in and took some STD test STD yes,
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: And I guess at this point I should just maybe
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: both of you guys would come in and wait, wait everybody, everybody, wait.
• 49:44
  Speaker 20: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need you
• 49:46
  Speaker 20: to finish what you were just saying.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: Well, no, that's what I'm saying.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: What has happened is he's been diagnosed with as well as.
• 49:54
  Speaker 20: You got to be kidding me.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: You have got to be kidding me.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not hearing I am.
• 50:01
  Speaker 20: That means you stand what that means. Do you understand
• 50:05
  Speaker 20: that he lives in my household? Do you understand that
• 50:07
  Speaker 20: that means that he has been dipping somewhere else? Because
• 50:10
  Speaker 20: I have been not doing anything that would even come
• 50:14
  Speaker 20: close to bringing something to him like that. So it's
• 50:16
  Speaker 20: how parents that this man has been outside of my
• 50:19
  Speaker 20: household and do it when he has no business doing it,
• 50:22
  Speaker 20: and bring.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: It back in.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm not at liberty and making any accusations like that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: I cannot say anything like that. All I can say
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: is I'd like for both of you, you know, it'd
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: be good for both of you guys to come in.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: They want to tell you though, this is something treatable.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: It is curable.
• 50:36
  Speaker 20: I don't care about it being treatable or curable. What
• 50:39
  Speaker 20: I care about is the fact that he apparently has
• 50:42
  Speaker 20: been somewhere with some trick and brought something back home
• 50:45
  Speaker 20: to my household. That's what I care about.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: I do understand that, missus Janis. I do, but you
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: have to understand my position and what I'm trying to do.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: I'm just reaching out and well, listen, you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 20: Happen to call my household, you just have to have
• 50:58
  Speaker 20: to be on the on the other side of it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 20: I'm sorry you're getting most of it, but I tell
• 51:02
  Speaker 20: you what what you need to do is you need
• 51:04
  Speaker 20: to make him an appointment and I will meet him there.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: He will be wait wait, wait, wait a minute, wait
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: a minute. I'm sorry.
• 51:11
  Speaker 20: You need to make him an appointment to come out
• 51:13
  Speaker 20: to take a look at these results you're talking about.
• 51:16
  Speaker 20: And guess who will show up at the door before
• 51:18
  Speaker 20: he gets there.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Me, That's what I mean, Mexican. Better for you just
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: mess it to tell him.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: What's going long since I'm starting, you know, this is
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: a plan you need.
• 51:27
  Speaker 20: To give him. You need to give him a call
• 51:29
  Speaker 20: and to give you a sel phone number.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: You have a man, Yes, I have a pick. Okay,
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: I got it.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, you call him a set.
• 51:38
  Speaker 20: Of twelve new appointment. Trust me when I tell you,
• 51:40
  Speaker 20: when he walks through that door and seize my faith,
• 51:42
  Speaker 20: he will know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, miss Sall, I'm not trying to create chaos
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: to let mister Roger know that we need him to
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: come actually into the building.
• 51:53
  Speaker 20: I could give to about the call. All I know
• 51:57
  Speaker 20: is you make that appointment. I will get there before
• 52:00
  Speaker 20: he gets thathed and his own. I'm telling you that's
• 52:03
  Speaker 20: how it's gonna run.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: Do you understand me, Miss msmiths sais I can't allow
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: any chaos to be going on in the building. I
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: cannot allow that. Let me know you're create it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 20: Let me tell you something I don't care. I could
• 52:15
  Speaker 20: care less about what you feel about it and what
• 52:17
  Speaker 20: you can and can't you.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, is you call, but I looking for
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: mister Rogers.
• 52:26
  Speaker 20: You call him to be white correction correction soon to
• 52:31
  Speaker 20: not be white.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: I got one more thing I do need to tell you, though, Miss.
• 52:36
  Speaker 20: You know what I can't deal with another thing.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: I swear to God don't tell me everything out, But
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: I do have a one People.
• 52:42
  Speaker 20: Make your appointment that's all I care about.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: You. Make your appointment, make your point. But I need
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: you to ask for somebody when you come to the clinic.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I need you to ask for one person and then
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: they will take.
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: Care of you.
• 52:52
  Speaker 20: Who do I need to ask for us?
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, you need to ask for Nephew Tommy from the
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. You
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: just got pray by your uncle Roger. You know what.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Oh my, tell me, tell me.
• 53:10
  Speaker 20: I listened to you everyone I said no, Oh my goodness,
• 53:14
  Speaker 20: I am so embarrassed.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: And wait till I see wait.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Are you all right?
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I am. I am over. I'm done,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I'm done.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: I got I got one more thing I got to ask. Okay,
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: show in.
• 53:33
  Speaker 20: The land, the one I wake up to every morning,
• 53:35
  Speaker 20: The Steve Robby Morning Show.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on? Oh I felt her pain.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: Inside.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Stupidity at its best.
• 53:59
  Speaker 11: It's I'm gonna be most stupid Valentine's Weekend Levity Live
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: Comedy Club that is in Nayak, that's right West Nayak,
• 54:07
  Speaker 11: New York. And the Nephew is coming. That is February thirteen, fourteenth,
• 54:10
  Speaker 11: and fifteenth. All right, one show on Friday, two Saturday,
• 54:14
  Speaker 11: two Sunday. The Nephew is coming to town and you
• 54:16
  Speaker 11: can see stupid up close and personal. Ooh, you don't
• 54:20
  Speaker 11: get to see stupid live that office, so come back.
• 54:22
  Speaker 11: We do every day, Yes, but it's different. It's different
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: when I stand up there for a hour and it
• 54:27
  Speaker 11: was different. Well, come get it. Levity Live and Nayak.
• 54:32
  Speaker 11: I've never been to West Nayak. I ain't been to
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: East North authop Nyack. But hey, my nephew is coming.
• 54:40
  Speaker 11: Levity Live Comedy Club tickets on sale right now. You
• 54:42
  Speaker 11: look at somewhere to take your girlfriend for Valentine's weekend,
• 54:46
  Speaker 11: if you look at somewhere to take your man, if
• 54:48
  Speaker 11: you want to go do a girl's.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Thing, come hang out with the Nephew.
• 54:51
  Speaker 11: Levity Live Nayak, New York tickets are on sale right now.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go, Tommy, don't get it up
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: there and embarrassed. That's okay, there, get stay. You've never
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: been there before.
• 55:07
  Speaker 11: You know, why would I go up there and give
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: them a different representation? Why would I think that.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Advertisement?
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Tommy? Why would I go up there like I've got
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: some sense.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: This don't make a genius. Why would I be a genius?
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 55:26
  Speaker 13: Thank you, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next
• 55:30
  Speaker 13: Strawberry Letters, Subject one husband, three men will get into
• 55:34
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  Speaker 1: You never know it could be yours. You never know,
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  Speaker 1: buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you here.
• 56:36
  Speaker 13: It is the Strawberry Letter, subject one husband, three men.
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  Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for twelve years, and
• 56:44
  Speaker 13: I've cheated on my husband for the past five years.
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  Speaker 1: Five years.
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  Speaker 13: My husband is a bit older than I am, and
• 56:52
  Speaker 13: he can't always satisfy me like he used to, so
• 56:56
  Speaker 13: I got addicted to stepping out on him. The thrill
• 56:59
  Speaker 13: of the affair is what excited me at first, but
• 57:02
  Speaker 13: then when I realized my husband no longer cared, it
• 57:05
  Speaker 13: became part of my lifestyle. I just turned forty five,
• 57:09
  Speaker 13: and I think I am going through a midlife crisis
• 57:12
  Speaker 13: because one man isn't enough and I like them young.
• 57:15
  Speaker 13: I am not sleeping around, though I have two consistent
• 57:20
  Speaker 13: men on the side that I have sex with. I
• 57:23
  Speaker 13: didn't want any parts of an older man anymore, so
• 57:26
  Speaker 13: one of my side men is thirty five and the
• 57:29
  Speaker 13: other one is twenty nine, and he is my hairstylist.
• 57:33
  Speaker 13: The thirty five year old just got married and his
• 57:35
  Speaker 13: wife is bipolar and won't take her medicine, so he
• 57:38
  Speaker 13: wasn't getting any sex at home. The twenty nine year
• 57:41
  Speaker 13: old is my baby, and he's very special because I
• 57:45
  Speaker 13: have taught him a lot. I taught him how to
• 57:47
  Speaker 13: save money, decorated his place, and how to properly make
• 57:51
  Speaker 13: love to a grown woman. He is the one that
• 57:54
  Speaker 13: is falling for me and I am very fond of him.
• 57:58
  Speaker 13: But if I got divorced, he wouldn't be my first choice.
• 58:01
  Speaker 13: The thirty five year old would. So I thought I
• 58:04
  Speaker 13: would shake things up and tell my husband I'm not
• 58:07
  Speaker 13: happy and we might need to get a divorce. He said,
• 58:10
  Speaker 13: he's no fool and can tell I'm getting sex elsewhere,
• 58:14
  Speaker 13: so he'd like for me to just be respectful if
• 58:16
  Speaker 13: I'm going to do it, and not let anyone else
• 58:19
  Speaker 13: know what's going on. That made me suspect. That made
• 58:23
  Speaker 13: me suspect, and now I'm thinking he might be messing
• 58:26
  Speaker 13: around on me. I asked him a million times if
• 58:29
  Speaker 13: he's cheating, and he had a smirk on his face
• 58:31
  Speaker 13: and said, no. What if he lied about having ed
• 58:35
  Speaker 13: and he has a mistress, should I confess to see
• 58:37
  Speaker 13: if he will? Please advise? What do you want us
• 58:42
  Speaker 13: to advise you on? Really, I really don't think you
• 58:46
  Speaker 13: want an answer. I don't think you care, or I
• 58:49
  Speaker 13: just think you're enjoying your cheating life so much right now.
• 58:53
  Speaker 13: You haven't cared about your husband or what he's doing
• 58:56
  Speaker 13: for the last five years. What's changed the fact that
• 59:00
  Speaker 13: he might be cheating too, and the fact that he
• 59:03
  Speaker 13: didn't give you any problem, any clap back when you
• 59:06
  Speaker 13: said you might want a divorce, Well, isn't that interesting?
• 59:11
  Speaker 13: I think, my honest opinion is that you don't give
• 59:13
  Speaker 13: a darn one way or the other. You tried to
• 59:16
  Speaker 13: test the waters on divorced, as you say, and found
• 59:19
  Speaker 13: out that your husband like cool, just be respectful, not
• 59:24
  Speaker 13: a problem. Who does that anyway? Play with divorce like that?
• 59:29
  Speaker 13: I mean, you've been cheating on him with not one,
• 59:32
  Speaker 13: but two men. But you say you're not sleeping around.
• 59:35
  Speaker 13: How could you even put that line in this letter?
• 59:37
  Speaker 13: You're not sleeping around. That's exactly what you're doing. What
• 59:41
  Speaker 13: do you think sleeping around is?
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Is not okay?
• 59:44
  Speaker 13: And what you're doing is trifling. And now you're feeling
• 59:47
  Speaker 13: some kind of way because your husband didn't put up
• 59:50
  Speaker 13: a fight. You need to divorce him because.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: You don't love him.
• 59:53
  Speaker 13: And you said in the letter you're addicted to the
• 59:56
  Speaker 13: thrill of an affair and all of that, and your
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 13: husband doesn't excite you anymore?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: What are you holding on for?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 13: I just think you should go ahead put each other
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 13: out of your misery. That way you can cheat freely,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 13: and maybe your husband can be happy with someone else,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 13: because it's certainly not you. Steve.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: Again, we're at one of these letters. The subject is
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: one husband, three men. We're at this letter where I
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: really and I could tell by Shirley's response, and I'm
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 7: just gonna speak freely for Shirley.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: We really don't give up. We don't thank you.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: About you your problem, this letter, the outcome what you
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: want us to tell Like Shirley said, what do you
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: want us to tell you?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: You're just so full of?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: You've been married twelve years, You've cheated on your husband
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: the past five already. Don't nobody like you that's listening
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: to the show right now. Just be clear about that.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: My husband is a bit older than I am, and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: he can't always satisfy me like he used to, so
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: I got addicted to stepping out on him. This women
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: sitting the pre going trick sit show behind down somewhere,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: But oh no, the thrill of the fast what excited
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: me at first, But then I realized my husband no
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: longer cared.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: It became a part of my lifestyle.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: I just turned forty five, and you think I'm going
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: through a mid life crisis because one man isn't enough
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: and I like him young. I'm not sleeping around though
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: I have two consistent men on the side that I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: have sex with.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: How could she even put that?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: She didn't even read her whole letter.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: Up, Yeah, Shirley said when she responded to this, how
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: could you even put this in the same sentence? I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: had have two men, consistent men on the side that
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: I have sex with.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not sleeping around. Well, I'm so confused.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: Now, because see, it's gonna be hard for us to
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: help you because you don't you don't think there's a problem.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: You just said you're not sleeping around. But you have
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: three men, and you having consistent sex with two of them,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: and if your husband could perform, that would be three.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: But you say you're not sleeping around, Well, what is
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: you doing?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: What is this?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: What's happening? You know, y'all have redefined everything.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 13: Hold on, hold on, We'll have part two of Steve's
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 13: responds coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 13: Today's strawberry letter, subject one husband, three men. We'll get
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 13: back into it right after this.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 13: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's beautiful strawberry
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 13: letter and finish up with your response the subject my husband,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 13: one husband, three men.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: Don't nobody give it about this lady?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: In this letter, she been married twelve years, been cheating
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: on her husband for five of the years because he's
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: older than her, he can't satisfy her like he used to.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: At the end of the letter, she says is that
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: he has he lied about having ed erecht tyle dysfunction.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: So you got addicted to stepping out on in the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: thrill of the affairs? What excited you? And you made
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: it a part of your lifestyle when you find out
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: your husband didn't care. I turned forty five, and I
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: think I'm going through midlife crisis because one man isn't
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: enough and I like him young. I'm not sleeping around
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: though I have two consistent men on the side that
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: I have sex with, But you're not sleeping round?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: What is this? What is this?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of y'all.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: New people always readefining something? What y'all doing?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: You got a husband, you got two consistent me in
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: one thirty five, thirty nine, the other one twenty nine,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: and you had consistent sex with it, but you're not
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: sleeping round? Is this is this called and entanglement?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Is that what this is?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to understand what it is because y'all keep
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: redefining stuff that's been the same for a long time.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: Y'all stupid, And I'm sick of this stupid letter. I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: don't want any parts of an older man anymore. So
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: one of my side men is thirty five and the
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: other one it's twenty nine, and he's my half stylist.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: The thirty five year old just got married and his
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: wife is bipolar and won't take her medicine, so he
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: wasn't getting any sex at home. Well, what he just
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: maryed for? She ain't just become bipolar, So now what
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: he maryed for? And now he's telling you she won't
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: take him mad?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: So they ain't having sex?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: And they just got married?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: Lady, yaw you kidding me? You gotta be stupid. So
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: now and then the twenty nine year old is my
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: baby and He's very special because I've taught him a lot.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: I taught him how to have saved money, decorate this place,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: and how to properly make love to a grown woman.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: He's the one for falling for me, and I'm very
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: fond of him. But if I got divorced, he wouldn't
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: be my first choice. The thirty five year old would
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: all right, let me, let me, let me walk this
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: back for you, trying to make some sense out of that.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: You're old, you forty five. Don't need one of them men,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: won't you. The twenty nine year old is falling for
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: you because you can do some things and teach him
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: some things. As soon as he get good at how
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: to make love and take care of an older woman.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 7: And once he get his house decorated, and he gonna
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: go get him a young chick to put in there.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: And it ain't finna be you. The thirty five year
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: old not Finn to leave his bipolar his wife because
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: she ain't bipolar. They just gotten married and they having sex,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: unlike you think, ain't neither one of them won't shoot,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: And don't you know that both of them know you married.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: So now I've never met a guy that took a
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: married woman that he was the side piece of I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: haven't met him yet, and made her his wife.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: I haven't met him. I'm sure they're out there and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: there are some stories. But Tommy, have you met one
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: of your boys he's done this one yet?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Junior? You know any of your partners to pull this off?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Sir, I got a lot of homies, man, I'm sixty five.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: I know a lot of dudes. Man, I don't know
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: no dude that done done this though. I don't know
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: who you think you are, but it ain't. I don't
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: know no dude.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Then pull this move on now.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: So I thought I would shake things up and tell
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: my husband I'm not happy and we might need to
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: get a divorce. He said, he's no fool and can
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: tell you that you're getting sex ex to. So he's
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: just like for you to be respectful if I'm gonna
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: do it and not let anybody know what's going on.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: That made me suspect, and now I think he might
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: be messing around on me.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: And if he is, so what you got.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: Two other men that you're consistently having sex with that
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: you say you're not sleeping around, So I don't even
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: understand what the suspicion is about. I've asked him a
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: million times if he's cheating, and he had a smirk
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: on his face and said no, now here. How stupid
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: you are, which makes the letter super stupid. What if
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: he lied about having ed and has a mistress? Should
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: I confess to see if he will?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: You?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: Stupid? You so stupid lady. A lie of stupid stuff
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: in this letter. But it ain't finna be that one though.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: I can tell you that right now. Ain't no way
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: he's fit to confess.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: At me to something that he's not even been busted
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: or accused of.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: Stop now, that's stupid, girls.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Stop.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 18: Thanks.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 13: Steve hit us up on Instagram at Steve Harvey Fm
• 1:08:48
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• 1:08:50
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• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. I mean, we've
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 7: known each other long enough, man, We've we've been around
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: each other with children's successes, graduations, acceptance in the college, marriages.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: I want he is being born graduated, Shirreley. What you say, divorce, oh, divorces?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, don't leave that out. Yeah yeah,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: me and you know who leading that group right there,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: saying who it is?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: One?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna lead you. What you ain't finna do
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: is I'll do me. You can have that a divorce.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: You ain't getting no divorce. I don't get born. Oh
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: oh you're gonna get somebody new.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Oh you finna geinst somebody new? I ain't.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna be yeah, what you're not gonna do?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 13: All right, guys, here's something we saw on Facebook. Now,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 13: there was a boss who asked five coworkers who were
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 13: in a meeting if they had any spare change.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: So this guy said.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 13: My friend was about to reach into his pocket and
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 13: a coworker grabbed his hand.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: To quickly step to quietly stop him from offering change.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 13: A different coworker who was eager to kiss but said, hey,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 13: I have eighty cents. The boss said, great, I heard
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 13: your change jingling throughout the meeting. Please don't bring any
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 13: change into the meetings anymore.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, So Steve, I got to ask you.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I know you have a crazy horrible boss story. I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: know you do.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: Please, yes, I mean you know, just in my life
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: I thought, oh my bosses was horrible, because first of all,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: my problem.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every last one.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: I never none of my boss because I didn't I
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: didn't think none of them should be in charge of me.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: That was my whole.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had this, I had. I had a boss
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: named Bob Cook and Cleaveland at D and H.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: He was.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: He was chastising me one time because he didn't like
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: the way I had unloaded this truck with the tobol.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: So he pulls me in the office to talk to me.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: Little fat, little dude, real big at someone. He leaned back,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: had his foot up on the desk. He said to me,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: you know something, Harvey, if you could just change your
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: work habits. I've been at this company thirty years. If
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: you following my footsteps.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: You could be me. One day, whoa that.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: I got up and was walking out that door. He said,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: where are you going? I said, man, I don't want
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 7: to be you, and walked out that door and shut
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: that door. Two weeks later, I was gone, okay, yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 7: that cost me right there. I walk out moment shut
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: the door. I said, man, I don't want to be you.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: I worked at the Gap. I worked at the Gap,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: and I'm a neat I'm a neat.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Fanatic, y'all.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Know that.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: So my job was just suret su baby cap.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I worked at the gap. I'm over the sweat wall.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 11: I got the sweat wall, imcul and I mean everything
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 11: folded just it's picture perfect. And I got into it
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 11: with a customer that just started pulling stuff out the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 11: sweat wall, trying to try and stuff and just yanking
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 11: stuff out. And the manager came up and said, hey,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 11: you just do what you're supposed to do. You fix
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 11: it and you put it back. I said, what the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 11: hell you talking to? I had this wall perfect over here,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 11: But what are you gonna do? Man, I'm finna go
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 11: down here. I went down there the windows and got
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 11: me a Burger camera. I just couldn't take it. You
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 11: have a perfect wall.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 7: For him to get all them sweats that high on
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: that wall.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 18: Of today's trending stories coming up right after this, Steve
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 18: Harbin Marty show Man, Flora.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 13: Says, I've been sleeping with our yard man for a
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 13: while and he doesn't like wearing protection. We got into
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 13: an argument about it, and now he's not answering my
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 13: husband's texts to come to our yard.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: How can he be so petty when he knows I'm married?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Here right here.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: God, y'all, y'all got to quit writing us with all
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: this craziness acting like his normal Yes you're not qualified state.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Don't what y'all want to do? Yes, y'all, y'all, I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: can't apply no.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Rules to this Stuffuse.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Y'all keep coming up with all this abnormal mess like
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: his reglar.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Up right after.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: All?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 13: Right, So, Steve, I saw this video on social media
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 13: media recently of a man who was honest about why
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 13: he ditched women without any explanation, any closure. I know
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 13: you say men don't do closure, but he said that
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 13: the woman he ghosted was either too much for him
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 13: at the time and that meant to him that he
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 13: didn't measure up to her. So he was trying to
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 13: explain and put a button on why you know he
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 13: did what he did in the past or was he
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 13: looking for the past of the path of least resistance here?
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  Speaker 7: No, I think women have to understand something, you know,
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  Speaker 7: Like I've always told them. I've said, you know, a
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  Speaker 7: lot of times when a man break up with you,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: a woman immediately goes or what's wrong with me? That's
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 7: not always the case. As a matter of fact, the
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: majority of cases has not anything to do with you.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: It's something wrong with the man. It's just just brother
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 7: online admitted that it was him that he couldn't measure up,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 7: that he wasn't ready, that he wasn't the man for
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: the job, and that oftentimes is the case. And the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: reason men don't give you closure is because most men
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  Speaker 7: are not going to admit that ain't no, don't no
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: man want to come to you and go, you know, look,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 7: I just ain't man enough.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: You too much.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: Some men will do it, but a lot of men
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: have broken up with women and just went, hey, look
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: it ain't true.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: It's me and then that's it.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what does that mean?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but it means what this brother was saying. You
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: were too much for me. You had some requirements I
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 7: couldn't live up to. Your standards were too high. I'm
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 7: not enough man for the woman you are. I can't
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: feel the job application requirements out matter. I'm not ready
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 7: for that. I want a woman who's less than you.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: I need somebody who's just less because you just too
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: much now. And then they go on and they find
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: women who are less and try to have relationship with them,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: and women get mad because how can he just move
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: on and start in a relationship.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe he found less, Maybe.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: He's what did I do?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: What's to stop blaming yourself?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Stop blaming yourself?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: It's your life because a lot of women do that.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 11: Some men don't care about closure, you know, just they
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 11: just move on and let you figure it out on
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 11: your own.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: And that's usually the case, because I wrote a chapter
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: men don't do closure because normally we don't.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: And Tommy is exactly right.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: The majority of the time we just walked, well, know
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: you nothing, you work through it out, and a most
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 7: a lot of men ain't gonna admit to their shortcomings.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: And then me and we don't feel like it's our opplication,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 7: I mean, and in truth, what happened to us was
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: we didn't work. Now we ain't got the good seat
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 7: now standing here and calling you back to explain why,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: you know what? That's gonna lead into that momentation, At
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: that moment when you decide not to do closure and
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: move on.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: What is going through your mind? What's going through the
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: mind mind of a man's over?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 13: Well?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who behind you I'm looking for? Yeah, it's over.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: So there's no guilt, there's no remorse, No.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: I got well, I got to be killed.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Are we getting out of something that ain't working for me?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: And you?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: I'm doing you a faith. I'm getting out of here
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: now because this ain't working. You may think it's working,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: but all this arguing and all this what I ain't,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 7: what you don't do?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: And where was you? And all this here?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no, So you ain't got to
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: question me no more, and I ain't got to.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Answer the questions.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: Free yourself from having to wonder where I'm at anymore.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: And that's really how man looks at it. And that's
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: a clean way to get out, because if it's over,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 7: it's over the.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Whole the how come? What happened?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 7: We ain't got we don't really look it's over. No
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: matter what I say, you're not gonna like to answer.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: So how about just no answer? And that's usually how
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 7: me and look at that too.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: Don't we already know why we leave it?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Of course we know.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this. Did you know when
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: you met the woman?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 13: Did you know already know that she was too much
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 13: for you or she was above your prey grade, or
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 13: you know, out of.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Your sad the signs don't show up till later.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and then and then you got to understand, y'all
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: find this clouds actually right.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Say that? All right, Wow, this is good. This is good, guys.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 13: up at twenty minutes after the hour.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 13: All right, So, Steve, before we left, we were talking
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 13: about men and they don't do closure.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: They just move on.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 13: And a lot of times it is them, or most
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 13: times it is them and not the woman. Did you
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 13: want to add anything to that? You were saying you
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 13: already knew when you met the woman.
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  Speaker 7: Perhaps for you, when we meet a woman, I don't
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  Speaker 7: want to say game because every man that meets you
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: not playing a game.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: But game on. We now have to see what it's
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: gonna take to win you over.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: Now, if it's a lot, we'll pretend to have a lot,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: but we can't sustain the pretense, the pretension.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: We just can't sustain it.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 7: And you know, like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: myself together, I'm holding, I'm strong, I'm dedicated, I'm working.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: And then when she keeps that pressure up, this is
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 7: what I'm looking for this is what when did you
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: or are you still looking for a job?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Did you still?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: How's the job hunt going? How's the business going?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: And they're gonna because they're gonna cause women gonna ask
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: you because women want to feel safe. And that's an
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: important thing for a woman. She wants to feel safe
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 7: and so in you coming alonger in her life, whereas
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 7: the security in this relationship. So it's not that she's
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: a gold digger or nothing like that. She just wants
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: to feel safe. Now we've created the term gold digger,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 7: keep you out of our pockets and keep you from
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: talking about our money. And women are stupid for falling
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 7: into that trip, let me tell you, because you want
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 7: to feel safe. And so now once we find out
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: that these safety questions is going to keep coming, we
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: get nervous and we back out.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Good information, good information.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 13: We'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 13: up at thirty three minutes after and we'll do a
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 13: round of would you rather right after this. You're listening
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 13: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 13: for would you rather? Would you rather win the lottery jackpot?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 13: Or would you rather live in good health and live
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 13: to be one hundred and twenty years old.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: But we broke though at one hundred time.
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  Speaker 6: And old.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 7: But give me fifteen good years of this big Okay,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: so you only get fifteen years.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, give me this money, and God has
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: for me exactly exactly.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, give me this money and whatever my riot is.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: I had worked out with the low I was looking
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: for one oh four.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, you are a health proponent now, you like I'm.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: A big proponent healthy. Yes, well, health is more important
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: than wealth.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah in your statement, yeah you were.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 13: You could be health, right, Carlo, you could be healthy
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 13: and live till one hundred and twenty years old.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: I'm healthy.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 7: Now give me this billion and watch this health. I'm
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 7: healthy now. It's not saying you've got to be unhealthy
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: with the billion. It's just you're guaranteed one hundred and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: twenty years of good health or you can get this
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 7: billion right now.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: I want to be healthy, yeah, because.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm a couple of thing I want to do before
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: one twenty. Anyway, I don't do it. I got a
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: couple of issues. But this billion, thought straight, all right,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: all right, I won't take that billion.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make myself sick by saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Here are stupid?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Here we go straight now? Then come on?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather think about this when you were single? Okay,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 13: I gotta put that in there. Would you rather get
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 13: a text from from one night stand that says I'm pregnant?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Or I have an s T D? Which one?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: Well?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Which some STV?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, we gotta talk this std can Yeah, we might.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: You know, the baby might be better. You've just got
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: some insect on me. We can work through that. What
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: kind of prescription we talk? Yeah, we're talking about. What
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: are we talking about?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: We're talking about? Some penal selling?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: Which somebody show off his penalicilla anybody?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we just peninsula? I go on, take off?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Shut all right? All right, you guys, that's today's rounded.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 13: Would you rather coming up at forty nine minutes after
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 13: the hour, our last break of the day and some
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 13: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 13: after this Steve.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: Harbin, Marty so Man, Junior steal out.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 13: But my question, though, you don't mind if we take off?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 13: What is your problem with Junior?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Because he ain't told nobody he was going to take
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: off this loan.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: We did we know a.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 13: Tommy would tell you, Temmy, I'm getting ready to take
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 13: vac What but Steve, let's go.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Back to nephew.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: We gotta rust up by here when we on vacation.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: No split up.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: He feels that weight, he does feel that weight.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: We're not doing that, sir.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Is this something you want to do? Cheer and call
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: y'all try to go somewhere. If I do, I know
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: who to call and it's you. Un believable.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 13: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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• 1:25:03
  Speaker 10: our last break of the day. Steve, you have some
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 10: closing remarks.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I'm just on this tip right now
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: because I want to just remind people really really focus
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 7: on yourself. And I'm not meaning to the point where
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: you don't consider other people. That's not what I'm saying.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 7: But in order to be successful, I really want you
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: to focus on yourself, because in order to get you
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: to the next level, nobody should know you better than yourself,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: and the best way to know yourself is to be
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: true to yourself. Do the things that feel right to you,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: Do the things that motivate you, do the things that
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 7: put you in a better position. Do the things that
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: you know in your heart are right. If it don't
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 7: feel right, this probably because it's not. If what you
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 7: are doing is at the expense or the cost of
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: somebody else, you're gonna have to pay for that because
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 7: that's not how it's done. You don't have to use
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: anybody to get to where you're trying to go in life,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: especially if it's in the same place God has for you.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: God don't need no help.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: God don't need you using nobody, stepping on nobody, abusing nobody.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: He doesn't need that help.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: So if you are.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 7: Doing something and you know what's wrong, you have to
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 7: pull yourself up, pull yourself together.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Now, listen to me.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: When you make a mistake, and you will, and you
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 7: get it wrong, and you will get up and go again,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: Get up and go again. You have to keep moving forward.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 7: God is not looking for your perfection. He is only
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: looking for your person. You are not going to be perfect.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: I don't care how hard you try. That's what grace
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 7: and forgiveness and mercy is all about. Because he put it.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 7: He implemented a system where he knew that we were
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 7: going to fail so many times along the way trying
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 7: to get it right. So he created grace, mercy and forgiveness.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: So when you make a mistake, stop laying in it.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: It's okay, you made a mistake. It's no big deal.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: Everybody makes them. But know yourself and know what you do.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 7: If you don't really care to drink, nothing says you
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: have to drink. If you're the person that really ain't
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: in the weed. Just causes legal don't mean you got
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: to do it. Alcohol is legal, cigarettes is legal. But
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 7: if it's not for you, it's not for you. Know
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 7: yourself and lock in after you know yourself, lock in
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 7: on your purpose. You know I say this all the
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 7: time the two greatest days of your life, of the
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 7: day you're born and the day you discover why. But
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: listen to me, man, that why is critical? That why
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 7: is your purpose? That why is your meaning your service?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 7: That why is everything? You've got to lock in on
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 7: your purpose and stay there and stop allowing everything to
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: sidetrack you. So many people, Man, we are so easily
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 7: distracted in this world because the distractions everywhere.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: But you've got to get.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: Tuned dear to your purpose. Why are you on this earth?
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 7: Are you really on this worth to live the way
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 7: you live in?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, you have to just come to that.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: I just just sit myself down one day and go,
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey, are you really in this world to live
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 7: the way you live it? Do you think that God
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 7: took all this time, bring you through all the stuff
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: he brought you through for you.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: To act like this, for you to continue living like this?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: And when I had that honest conversation with myself, the
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: answer was no, And so I had to start pulling
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: it together. But I couldn't pull it together by myself.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 7: I had to ask God for some help. You know,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 7: why would I not go to God for the help.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: He's my creator. If you're driving a car and you
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: got a car and your car break down, there's an
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: owner's manual in the glove compartment, and you know why
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 7: is there because it helps you troubleshoot what's wrong with
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 7: the car. Now, if you're driving a Toyota, that manual
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 7: that you're looking for in the glove compartment is gonna
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 7: be a Toyota manual specific to the type of car
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 7: that you're driving. That way, you know exactly how to
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 7: fix what's wrong. So when something is wrong with you,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 7: you have an owner's manual. It's your Bible, it's your Koran,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 7: it's your Terror, it's whatever you read for your religious faith.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: You have an owner's manual that.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 7: Specifically can fix your ailment. And it comes in chapters
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: and verses. I don't care what's wrong with you, There
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 7: is an answer in those pages. And if you don't
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 7: have the book, all you got to do is ask
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 7: God for help.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: But you have got to.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 7: Get tuned in you your purpose. And when you make
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 7: mistakes and you fall, it doesn't mean it's over. I
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 7: have fallen thousands of times. But the blessing that I
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 7: have that God has given me is I have the
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 7: will the desire and the faith to get back up.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: Over and over and over again. And you can do
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: it too. You have that same thing in you. In
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  Speaker 2: order to get up. You simply have to look up.
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  Speaker 7: Every time I fall, I look to my heavenly Father,
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  Speaker 7: and he gives me the strip to go on to tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: All you got to do is get home, go to sleep,
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  Speaker 7: wake up and go again. Come on, y'all, this is
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  Speaker 7: the year you can change a lot of things. It's
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  Speaker 7: gonna take some effort on your part, but you can
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  Speaker 7: do it. It's just take some faith. The faith with
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  Speaker 7: our works is dead. You got to get busy, stay
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