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Kem Interview, Marital Espionage, J-Lo's Past, Dumb Thieves and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: not me true good Steve har to mother for Steve Joy.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn love, got to turn them out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water, y'all, come, come on your
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  Speaker 1: bad uh huh, I show well a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dignity, naw one,
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  Speaker 1: it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: tweet the other day. When Steve Harvey used to get
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  Speaker 1: the preaching, I used to just turn the radio off.
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  Speaker 1: But Noah's different, old dude be bringing it. He'd be
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  Speaker 1: bringing the truth. I appreciate that, you know. Man. When
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  Speaker 1: I was younger, man, when I when I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do what I wanted to do, Man, I just man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear nothing else. I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to hear nothing that contradicted what I wanted to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know. So it's a funny thing man about me.
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  Speaker 1: Man I was I would hear the truth, I would
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  Speaker 1: know it to be the truth. But because I had
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  Speaker 1: another plan, another mission, another goal, another set of dudes,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get done. I didn't want to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a funny thing, man, It's like it's
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  Speaker 1: like when I was a little boy and I used
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  Speaker 1: to get scared sometime at night, you know, the booger man.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought that if I just pulled the blanket
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  Speaker 1: up over my head, that that meant that if I
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  Speaker 1: can't see the booger man, he can't see me. That's
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  Speaker 1: the theory. That's an ostrich, you know, sticking his head
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  Speaker 1: in the sand, thinking wow, if I don't see this dude,
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  Speaker 1: he can't see me. A lot of Ostriches didn't die
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  Speaker 1: with their head stick in the sand. I just didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to be one of them people that left this
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  Speaker 1: world with my head in the sand. But I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to say, man, this morning, that quit talking about change.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all listening, because because because this is real right here,
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  Speaker 1: quit talking about change and let's make a change. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't mind giving people advice. I really,
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  Speaker 1: I really really don't, because so many people along the
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  Speaker 1: way have handed it to me freely. Man, Some people
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  Speaker 1: just saw me doing wrong and say, young man, come in,
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to you for a minute. Some people say, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: look man, I know what you're trying to do it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when have you thought about it this way? So I've
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  Speaker 1: had a lot of favor in my life, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of grace been shown on me, a lot of mercy,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people and came to me, helped me
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  Speaker 1: a long way. So I don't have no problem with
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  Speaker 1: this part of what I'm what I'm obligated to do
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  Speaker 1: in the mornings. But let's quit talking about change, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and let's make a change. She changed its growth, and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no growth without change. You got people. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You ever met a person that's just insistent on doing
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  Speaker 1: it they way? I mean, no body in the building
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  Speaker 1: think they should go that way, but they're so bone headed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is how I'm gonna do it. But bro,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Man, that ain't high as done. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna run into this distance. I'll show you. Hey a minute, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do it that way. Man, if you are
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  Speaker 1: sick and tired of where you are, then you have
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  Speaker 1: to change. Change can only come from within. Can nobody
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  Speaker 1: make you change? Now we got a penal system in
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  Speaker 1: place that can make you sit down. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to change, we'll sit you down and we'll restrict
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  Speaker 1: your movement in your communication to the point where if
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  Speaker 1: you want to continue this foolishness, we're gonna put you
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  Speaker 1: in this building with a whole lot of people. That's
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  Speaker 1: a foolishness. And y'all just trick each other all day long.
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  Speaker 1: But if you are sick and tired of your situation,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it. Pray for change, Ask God to help
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  Speaker 1: you change. Ask God what he wants for you instead
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  Speaker 1: of always telling God what you want. It's an interesting
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  Speaker 1: prayer to have with God. When you quit going to
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  Speaker 1: God with your list and check in with God and
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  Speaker 1: see what his list is. That's a very interesting prayer.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a praying person, I suggest you try that sometime.
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  Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Man, do you know what it did
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  Speaker 1: for me when I started asking God what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: for me? Instead of telling God all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: still tell him what I want, but instead of all
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  Speaker 1: the time going to Him with what I want. You
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  Speaker 1: know what it did for me? It freed me up.
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  Speaker 1: It took a lot of pressure off I no longer
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  Speaker 1: had to think of everything, and what I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of times wasn't work in no way.
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  Speaker 1: And when I opened myself up to what he wanted,
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  Speaker 1: to what his wheel was, Man, do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much simpler my life got? And do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much bigger it got? I'm trying to tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you pray for change and you allow God to
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  Speaker 1: help you with the change, or if you let God
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  Speaker 1: just produce the change, the changing, you would be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been listening to me, especially out in La
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  Speaker 1: since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't
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  Speaker 1: you hear the change? I'm flat out telling you that
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  Speaker 1: a change has come. But I had to pray for
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  Speaker 1: the change because I couldn't make the change on my own.
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  Speaker 1: And then after you pray for the change, you got
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  Speaker 1: to work towards your trade change. You know it as
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  Speaker 1: a faith without works is dead. Everybody wants something from God,
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  Speaker 1: always want to talk to God about something, But then man, ain't, ain't, don't,
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  Speaker 1: don't want to do nothing about it. Faith without works
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  Speaker 1: is dead. You can't do it that way, man, It
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  Speaker 1: just does not happen. So after you didn't pray to
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  Speaker 1: God about it. What you gotta do then, is you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn around and go hey, man, all right, now
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  Speaker 1: what is it I got to do? You know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to do something to bring it about. So after
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  Speaker 1: you pray for it, work for it, and do something
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  Speaker 1: to date about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks. The
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  Speaker 1: change can start today. Man, I want to change. How
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  Speaker 1: about today? You know then you see them same people? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to change. That's next week. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: I see people years later? Man, I'm still in the
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  Speaker 1: same old situation. Man, I'm gonna do something. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: Today is a good day. There's nothing stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: changing today, nothing except you. You can begin the process
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  Speaker 1: of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all. And ain't
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  Speaker 1: no growth without changing. It's a simple thing. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you in broad strokes because everybody got something
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  Speaker 1: about them they need to change. That's why I'm not
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  Speaker 1: specifically talking about anything. I got some things in me
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  Speaker 1: didn't need to change, so I can grow further. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: has something about them that they need to change in
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  Speaker 1: order to grow further and then go further. Now, what's
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  Speaker 1: stopping you is you won't start the change today. Don't hesitate.
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  Speaker 1: Make that change, and then I want you to watch something.
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  Speaker 1: When you change, watch the difference in you. Notice the
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  Speaker 1: difference in you, feel the difference in you, and guess
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna be different. If you're watching for the change.
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  Speaker 1: If you're feeling the change, then guess what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be different. Man, Watch for the difference, feel the difference.
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  Speaker 1: You will be different. If you're sick and tired of
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  Speaker 1: your situation, folks, you can change that. But the change
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  Speaker 1: is in you. It's a simple decision you how to make.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna change. The change is up to you. You
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  Speaker 1: can decide to day if you want to change, you
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  Speaker 1: want to be different. If you're sitting behind the wall,
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  Speaker 1: I love speaking to the brothers and sisters behind the wall.
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  Speaker 1: If you're behind the wall, man, and you're sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of being behind the wall, man, why don't you change?
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  Speaker 1: You've thought about that? Change? Man. If I get back
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  Speaker 1: out there, I'm gonna just do the same thing. Stop
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  Speaker 1: saying that, Stop breathing that negativity into your life. Decide
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  Speaker 1: today that you want to change. You can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody can change. If you don't know how to change,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it. Man, ask God to help you with
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  Speaker 1: the change. Or you get some movement, then partner, you
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  Speaker 1: get a whole lot of movement. Then all right, let's right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: about my girl, my girl. I've got so boy, you
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  Speaker 1: what is being black? Meaning? You like everything? Everything? Black
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  Speaker 1: the entire sixty five years I've been here, it has
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  Speaker 1: being black. Now, it has been some challenging moments. It
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  Speaker 1: has been sometimes why I didn't understand, and I have
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  Speaker 1: been mad at people for the treatment of us. I'm
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  Speaker 1: experience of being black for nothing in the world. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like what all home with it, but I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I think that I have done a fine
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  Speaker 1: job of handling it for all these years now. It
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  Speaker 1: has cast some people who didn't understand me at time,
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  Speaker 1: but those people had to suffer sometimes I had to
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  Speaker 1: let you see why I feel this way, and you
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  Speaker 1: the Nephew. Right after this you're listening to show, it
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  Speaker 1: is time now to run the brank back with the nephew. Nephew.
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  Speaker 1: What you've got? Your baby? Got? My baby's name cat Doot.
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  Speaker 1: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh Patricia,
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  Speaker 1: Patricia speaking? Who is it? How you're doing? Listen? Um?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Floyd. Floyd. I want to give you
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  Speaker 1: a call. Your your daughter, she a teends middle school.
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  Speaker 1: Right your name again? Floyd? Okay? What can I just
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  Speaker 1: like you? Uh? Well, like I said, your your daughter
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  Speaker 1: she goes. She do go to middle school, right yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now her name, her name is Dereka. Okay, Well, ain't
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  Speaker 1: something wrong or something? No, no, no, not nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't mean along, you're nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: But let me see what Well, here's the situation. My
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  Speaker 1: daughter actually goes to middle school along along with with
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  Speaker 1: your daughter. Okay, And and it's it's a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a problem that that that has arisen that me and
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  Speaker 1: my wife just found out about. Okay, they have some issues,
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  Speaker 1: Derek and your baby in in in some kind of
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  Speaker 1: like trouble or something. No no, no, no, no, nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. But with nobody at that school, she don't
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  Speaker 1: that's for nobody. She owned the honor roll and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have no problems out of Dereka, right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: ill let me know. Let me tell you, miss miss Patricia,
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  Speaker 1: was the problem is. See, my daughter name is Dereka. Okay. So,
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  Speaker 1: and and it just blew me and my wife away
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  Speaker 1: that it was another Dereka that went to school. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I don't know too many Derecas. That's a
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  Speaker 1: unique name. That's cute, okay, right, right, Well, here's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my wife actually, you know, when it was
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  Speaker 1: time to name my child, we thought we was really
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  Speaker 1: picking a name that nobody would have a tick out
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  Speaker 1: for their daughter and to have another Dereca in the school.
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  Speaker 1: That blew us away. And I guess the real reason
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  Speaker 1: why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia. See if if,
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  Speaker 1: if there's something maybe we can work out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe uh like your Dereka doesn't middle name or nickname
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  Speaker 1: she can be called by in opposed to both of
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  Speaker 1: them being Dereka. You want I try to be the
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  Speaker 1: only one with this name? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: Now you calling me and you asking me to change
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  Speaker 1: my baby's name. Well, I mean you you ain't really
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  Speaker 1: gotta legally change I mean, but just start calling us
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  Speaker 1: something else, you know? No, no, wait a minute, So
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  Speaker 1: what you naming police or something? Do you know how
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  Speaker 1: many ants and Lewis's and Patricia's out there? What if
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  Speaker 1: I ask everybody in the United States to change their
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  Speaker 1: name from Patricia? You know how crazy that is? And
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  Speaker 1: I understand that you must be on drugs. Not what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is you know this, this is
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  Speaker 1: something that we really have. Our baby girl was this
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  Speaker 1: name and we didn't want nobody else to have this.
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  Speaker 1: So does your Derica have a middle name? She can you? No,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling your name,
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  Speaker 1: your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D.
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  Speaker 1: Din you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name at
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  Speaker 1: the school. I'm not calling I'm not calling my name.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give you what you call it, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not changing my baby name. Hey, listen, Okay, look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to call you and hand looks like adults, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but you're seen to say you're gonna push my buddy
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  Speaker 1: to take me to another level. Obviously you ain't calling
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  Speaker 1: me trying to have us he does ask me to
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  Speaker 1: change my baby name, call my baby something else at
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  Speaker 1: the school because y'all want your baby name to be
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  Speaker 1: Derek and the only Derek in the school. Hey, you
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  Speaker 1: have many other kids at the damn school got the
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  Speaker 1: same name. I understand that, but for my baby girl,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't schools to be like that. Hull. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to go. Baby girl ain't your wife, but
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: call y'all baby do know. What I'm trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is get it rectified that we can call you get
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  Speaker 1: my phone number. I know that school ain't give you
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  Speaker 1: my number. I got your nump. Don't worry about how
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  Speaker 1: I got it. The problem is what we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: right now. If we what can we start calling your child?
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  Speaker 1: I don't give it. I know that school ain't called
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  Speaker 1: you my damn number. Listen, man, all I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is figure out what can we start calling your
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: daughter Drek cut that she's been being called You and
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  Speaker 1: your wife y'all need to go down to the statistics
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  Speaker 1: office and just to our baby name. I kind you
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  Speaker 1: have to stop out to kind of names behind, but
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  Speaker 1: my day to keep the same day name. Let me
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  Speaker 1: explain something to you. I've been trying to be calm
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  Speaker 1: with you here the marshall, but if you are find
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  Speaker 1: something else to call on, and I'm gonna go. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get all the other kids to number. How don't
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  Speaker 1: you get my number? Don't worry about how I got
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  Speaker 1: the number. Listen to what I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't find another name, I'm gonna start getting
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  Speaker 1: the kids to call your daughter something else. You're getting
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  Speaker 1: to call my daddy studdings. I try to. I'm with
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  Speaker 1: an everybody who called my buddy stop. Next, you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to change your baby name. I want my baby the
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  Speaker 1: name to be the Dereka John. I don't get them.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. My princess is supposed to be the only
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  Speaker 1: one named Dereka. Handy chain, call your baby stopping else
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  Speaker 1: at the school. I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: F school calling your daughter, I'm going else. I'm gonna standing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with you like this number. You hang
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  Speaker 1: him off, my phoney, don't come on my god. Let
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I got one more thing I
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  Speaker 1: need to say to you. You listen to me? What
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  Speaker 1: are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. What
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  Speaker 1: this is, Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I would give her.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't pre me on this spot. I'm so sorry you
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  Speaker 1: are sorry. Yes, I'm gonna give her your friend baby.
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  Speaker 1: That is the oh. I'm so sorry. You got my
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  Speaker 1: nerves bad this morning. Lord have mercy. Lord, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: kiss my bread. I got one more thing I gotta
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  Speaker 1: ask you, darling, what is what is the baddest I'm
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Hart The Morning Show. I listen to y'all every morning. Crazy,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: y'all crazy and not have mercy. Y'all got my blood pressure.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I love y'all. I listen to y'all show every morning.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I thrive on it. I really do. I just the
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: passion to wake up and be ignorant. It's just so
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: oh love that. Don't don't. I don't think it requires much.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: You don't have to do that, but do you see
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the gift is what I'm asking. Coming up next, we're
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: gonna ask the CLO with our Chief Love Officer, Steve
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building right after this. But it's a
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: gift when he do that, though, See what I'm saying.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we'll have a special guest.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: He's platinum recording artist and friend and family member to
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: the show, the one and only Kim. Can't wait for that. Yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it's been a minute. It's been a minute, but right
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: now it is time to ask the CLO, our Chief
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building ready for your questions.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Katina and Philly writes, I'm a thirty seven year old
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: single woman and I've been in a relationship for almost
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: eight years with a man. She's thirty seven. She's been
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: a relationship with a man for almost eight years. He
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: keeps putting off marriage. It's one thing after the other,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: and excuses Galoris. Does he think I'm going to wait
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: for him forever since I've already had two children. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: want another baby before I get any older. So should
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I settle for him or leave and keep praying for
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: a more stable man? Wait? See you, You've made several
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: contradictory statements here, Katrina, and I just want you to
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: hear yourself. Katina, I'm with a man that I've been
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: with for eight years and he keeps putting off marriage.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Right that you talking about the thing that you keep
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: allowing to happen. Then you said, I have two children
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and I want to have a third before I get
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: any older. Do I move on from him and get
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: another man? Why don't you get what you want from
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: this man? And that if he's not going to give
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: it to you, why don't you go somewhere and sit down.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: See what do you need with the third child that
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: you're not married with. I mean, it's your right to
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: have whatever children you want. I'm not knocking at That's
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: not what I'm knocking. But I'm saying is you got
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: everything out of order. You keep giving these people what
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: they want and only getting half of what you want.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: You've got to start making demands about where your life.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: A man can't put off marriage unless you keep lat
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: name latine. That's what you're doing. You're allowing him to
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: put it off, excuse after the excuse. But y'all steady
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: making kids? Now you want another one before you turn
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: forty or whatever you're talking about, And what you think
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: another one fit to do? What do the other child produce?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Just need to sit down and repair yourself. Sit down
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: and repair yourself. You can't repair your marriage because you
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: don't have one, but what you do have is yourself.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Repair yourself. You need to start thinking better about yourself.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Sherley, I'm saying, all right, that's okay. Janice
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: in a Peg County says, my husband is an accountant
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: and he has a tax preparation business. He runs a
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: small office and I had a key to the office
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: until recently, and he swears he didn't take it. I
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: asked for a new key, and he said, I don't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: need it because people's personal information is in the office.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: That never mattered before. What is he trying to hide
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: and why is he keeping me out of there? I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: don't know, Janie, I don't know. I don't know. But
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what happened to your key.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you lost it. Seem to meet
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: your niece like you irresponsible. Oh it's on her. But
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: you know he got a tax office and now you
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: can't get in that. I don't you know, I don't know.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. I don't know enough about
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the situation. You didn't give me. What's he hiding? I
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: have no idea. It could be a surprise for you
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that he don't want you to see he's working on.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: It could be that one. It could be a got
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a new office and it's got a bed in the back.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: It could be that. I don't know what it is.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I have no way of coming up with it. But
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you know the proof is in the pudding. I'll tell
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you one thing. This is the time of the year
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: when y'all's lifestyle should really increase because this is tax season,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: so that should be a lot of extra money or
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: not the soball amount of extra money to justify getting
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: this apartment. That's all I could say. So by the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: time April gets you should know everything, all right, all right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Cassidy in Tampa, Cassidy writes, I'm almost
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: forty years old and I live next door to my
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: parents in a rental home. My uncle is my landlord,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: and he can come and go in my house as
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: he pleases. He walked in Saturday morning and I was
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: in a compromising position with my man on the couch.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: My uncle went and told my father what he saw.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: And I can't look my father in the eye. Can
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I legally stop him from popping up? Yes, yes, yes,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: yes you can absolutely because you're you're paying for a
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: private dwelling, and if a person has a private dwelling,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you can't just pop in when you want to. I
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: one kind of count your ass mess. That is no way.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be living next dough to mom and Daddy,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: though I wouldn't do it, well, I wouldn't, But I mean,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you can at least that's out the house. But this
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: uncle is the problem who feels though he can walk
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: in whenever he wants to. And I think he walks
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: in because he wants to walk in. Yeah, you know, yeah, Steve,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: for sure, that's right. Yeah, I wouldn't stop doing what
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I was doing on that couch, though I have kept
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: right on't doing what I was doing on yes in here. Well, yeah,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: being a man, tell me that's easier for a woman
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: though a little bit, you know. But he gonna just
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: walk in and he gonna go tell you how far
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: that she's just in there on that coup with that
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: boy grown ask people, you know, man, get out of here. Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what to tea. But she does
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: have rights as a tenant, Yes she does. That's that's
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the thing she needs to know. And look around the
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: cone and see if it's something else you can rent.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It ought to be something round the car up the
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: block or something. It ought to be something we can
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: get who streets sober. Something we just that ain't all right?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Norman and Hattiesburg says, I'm a twenty six year old
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: single man and I'm in a relationship with a woman
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: that is nine years older. Than I am. I'm not
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: able to do things for her that a man would do,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and when I try to do sweet things she laughs
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: at me like I'm a kid. The relationship is hurting
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: my pride and boosting my ego at the same time.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Will she ever see me as her equal and let
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: me play my role as a man? No questions, Norman. No,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: she's not gonna see you as an equal cause you're not.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: You're not playing your role out of man because your
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: attempts at its funny to her. So now, since this
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: is for your ego and your egos getting bruised, how's
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: this working out for your ego? See, you want to
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: walk around and tell your friends you got this older
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: chick sprung on you, But your springing ability ain't doing nothing.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: You're springing your bringing. She just laughing at your ass.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You ain't worth a damn dog. I really thought I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: was doing something, but then she laughed at me. You
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: just more of a little boy, And you realize you are.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: See when you're twenty six and a woman thirty five
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: at nine and not that nine year gap, she can
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: put something on you. Though. Yeah, I can see y'all.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Y'all get through you over in the corner, sucking your thumb,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: pulling on your ear. Low. Well Norman all right, well,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: thank you Clo coming name Norman, Yes, name is Norman,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: normal and twenty six man, I'm your old last name.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You know them for your name Norman him last time
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: you heard black you name Norman? All right? Coming up
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, We've got a special guest.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: It's Kim. Ladies and gentlemen, Kim is here when we
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: right after that you're listening show, Come on. Steve introduced
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: our very special guest family member. We love him, we
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: miss him. It's been too long. You know what, this
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: is gonna be really cool man. Because of COVID, we
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: don't get the studio guest anymore. And talking to his
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: brother over the phone and zoom, it's just just feels
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: it's just it's just different. Man. But he's one of
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: our great guests, one of the great family members on
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: this show. Platinum selling artists, got a passion for songwriting. Well,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: he's got a new eph that he's putting the finishes
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: touches on, and today he's gonna debut the lead single
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: on it, the lead single to call. The song is
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: called stuck on you right here. We're gonna do it
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: for the Steve Harvey nation. And it's just in time
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day everybody, So you know, you know he
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: knows what he's doing with this from right here. This
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: boyling wrote some love song. I'm trying to tell you
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: some of my favorites. I think about the day I
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: got wrapped around your finger, boy, but do nothing. When
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: he opened up that song where he said pray for me,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: he gets right to the point I need prayer, don't.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't. Look, man, let's skip over it. Preliminaries pray
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: for me. That's not open a song. There's an issue
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: going home. I need prayer. Well, that's my jam right there.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I sweat every time I hear that one. Ladies in general,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: one of the great friends of the show, we're gonna
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: find out about the day. Give it up for the
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: One and the only. Kim. Yeah, good Morney, y'alls, Good morning, Kim.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: How you being man? I've been good man, I've been
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: really good all things considered. I cannot complain. How y'all doing.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: We're doing good man? How's the family doing? The pandemic? Man?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Everybody's good man? We're just solving the house stand safe.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: We actually be all just got over by the COVID,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: but we're on the on the other side of about.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody's doing good, man, everybody's doing good. Thank you for asking. Yeah,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that's good. That's a blessing. Man. Well, man, let's talk
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: about this man. You've been working on this new one
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: man and this entitled Full Circle, and the lead single
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: for the album is called Stuck on You and you
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: bought it in for us this morning for the first
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: for US debut. Tell us a little bit about the song,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: kim Um. You know the song. All of all of
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: my songs going forward are about my wife. Let's let
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the record out now, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: you know, I woke up. I woke up one day, man,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: and I realized that I had come as far as
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I was gonna come by myself, you know, And it
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: was like God was in to me for the next
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: half of your journey. Brother, you need a partner, you know,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: So I need you to stop running, you know, and
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: sit down and embraced this and let this woman love you.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: And that's really what this song is about. You know that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That's a great realization yeah, you said, I realized I've
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: come as far as I can go by myself. Yeah,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you know, And I've often said that man, you can.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: You can become successful without a woman, but you'll never
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: be You'll never be great without woman. No great men,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: no great men without women. A man. All right? Set
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: it up for as Kim set up the debut of
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: all Stuck on You. Hey, this is the debut of
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: my new single, Stuck on You, dedicated to my beautiful
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: wife and all the people who love grown folks, romantic
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: R and B right here on the Steve Hervey Martin Show. Good.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I've been looking for a hero kind of loving you
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: can lean on, can trusting, maybe anywhe we I can
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: tell how the people, how you look at us, Babe.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Your love it's so buck amazing, drifts me crazy. Baby,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I'm stuck going you and your love. It's all I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: needing to be feelingss Baby, I'm spekling you. Yeah, I'm
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: stuck on you. Maybe making love to the morning KG
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the range of s funning and your temptingness. Even when
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: my world is spinning, I've got a brand new beginning
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: when a feeciss and maybe your love somazing drives me crazy, baby,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and stuck on you and no love spoke and needed
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to be feels Baby, I'm stun girl, I'm stuck on.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: You were made, you were made to love. You came
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: alone and rescue me, rescue stuck on and Lord, I prayed,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: we keep holding on and I live. Please say I'm
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a lasting night one of the Mountain Times. Day. We
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: gotta get it. Even though my world is spinning, I
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: got a whole new beginning. You know. I always picked
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: that one line that applied to me right away, as
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: soon as I hear I go oh, he wrote it
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: from me. Hey, y'all, we come back. We're gonna talk
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: to Kim a little bit more. Don't go away. We
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: have more with Kim right after this. You're listening right, everybody.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: We're back in our special Guests. This morning is one
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: and only Kim and we heard before we went out
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: on break the new single that's out just in time
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: for Valence Times. They stuck on You a great song, man.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I love that, Kim, So you said before the break
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: we went out, you said, from now on, all your
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: songs you're gonna write, it's about your wife. All right,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I'm taking I'm taking notes from you, man, they better
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: be about my wife, you know. Man, it's it's a
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: lot of experiences. Man, when you're in a fool and
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: when you're in a real relationship, you really ain't got
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: to look for material because real relationships they got so
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: many aspects to it. Man, let me ask you a question.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: What inspires you to write a song when you're sitting down?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: How does it come to you? What was the process? Like?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: All my songs are written at the keyboard or at
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the piano, and I just kind of like noodle around
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: with all the chords that I know until I hear
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: something that I like, and then the melody is the
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: next thing, and and the lyrics are the last thing
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: to come. But you know, I'm just and I say this,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and I know it may sound trite, but I'm just
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: a vessel dogs. The biggest part for me is sitting
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: down at the keyboard, and then after that the songs
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: write themselves, you know, they write themselves. I'm waiting for
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: it to happen, you know that. Wow, No it does, man. No, listen, man,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: you know I'm listening. It's it's such it's refreshing to
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: listen to a song that it seems like somebody really
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: took some time to write ye, And that's what I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: appreciate you man. You've taken the time to write some
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: great songs. That chemistry and all in all these these
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: albums you got who thank you, thank you, thank you,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: say that it's been great man. All right, Steve Harvey Nation,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: it's Valentine's Day. You got LOLOVO week right now, to
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: get yourself together. One of your guilts to your girl
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: should be stuck on you. Thank you man, thank you.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: But there is there is a better gift. There's a
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: better yet, right, so you can get you can get
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: stuck on You, but you can also get tickets to
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the Full Circle Tour with me and baby Face boy Boy.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: To tell you something, you want to hear some hits,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: sing it. Go to music by Kim dot com. Go
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: to music by Kim dot com for all ticket information.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: The new single is Stuck on You, So take your
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: girl to the tour, the nationwide tour called Full Circle
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: with baby Face. Tickets on sale now. Go to music
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: by Kim dot com and don't forget to download the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: new single stuck on You. Kim, You our people boy,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Truth, the truth, absolutely love y'all, Love y'all,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: have a great day. Thank you for having it. Ladies
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen camp like Kim Duroy coming up at thirty
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour? Is there a new wedding
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: van that helps you spy on your spouse? Who? Maybe? Maybe?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to the Steven Show. A
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: viral social media post alleges that Apple is developing a
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: set of wedding bands that gives your location and automatically
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: alert your partner if you take the ring off. Well, um,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: come to find out, this is a very old joke
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and it's resurfaced online. But but the big butt, it's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: so close to existing technology that it feels like it
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: could be possible soon. There are huge debates over privacy,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: so major kinks would have to be worked out first.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: So Tommy, Junior, Steve and the rest of the fellows
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you can relax. You can Relax's just a hoax. I'm
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: if I get it, I'm putting it on the dog.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Do you know how many of them
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you're gonna see you on the ground? Yeah? Last one
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: of them? Yeah? Man, ain't nobody to find the sign
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: for the foolishness right here, man, not when I got
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the phone. No, y'all already tracking me with the I phone.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Just call me, just call I ain't got my wedding
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: ring on right now? So now what what's that? I'm home?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: The hell? I got a head where I'm going? Yeah? Yeah,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I take it off when I play golf. How do
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: you mone about that? Tracking your life? You ain't got
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: to track me. You're not tracking me though, that's not
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: if you're tracking me, you don't. We don't need to
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: be doing this nowhere. No, really track you on your
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: phone right now? Yeah, but if you got to track me,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: we ain't got nothing nowhere. There's no trust you and
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: let me let me listen. And what do I need
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: with a wedding ring? And who don't know? I ain't mad?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Who don't know that? Yeah? I can't meet nobody, didn't
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: go you know? Yeah, I just you know I can't
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: find nobody. Alogist what you're doing, Steve, Steve Mardrey doing right? Yeah?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Everybody know uncle Steve? And ain't Marge. I got more dog?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Come on and I and I can't. You can't go
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: nowhere because of technology, right, You're gonna be on TMZ.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: You can't go anywhere, man, yea everywhere? They asked by
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: my wife, Hi, miss Jackie. Yeah, you know what, man,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: technology has actually saved this marriage for me. Okay, because
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: technology then what what do you mean? I mean? You
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: know it's just you you, you know you. Everybody is
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: faced with temptation, everybody and everybody's life every day, every day,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: and because of technology, it just limits. You ain't get
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: when when thoughts run across your mind, to let them
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: run to hey, right here, thoughts on tape, hey, thoughts
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: on camera, thoughts, thoughts no, no, yeah, no, man, let
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: that going back. Because you're human. You can't. You cannot
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: not think wrong thoughts. You can't. You're human life. You
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: can't act on when you act on the Yeah, that's
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: the thing that I'm with you. I don't like being
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: tracked anyway. I don't want to pick up the phone
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and say, somebody's taking me. Why is your ass in DC? See?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I can't. I don't want that. You went to DC
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: from Atlanta? Just yeah, yeah, but you know what, you
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: know what my job is. So why would the ring
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: have to call and tell you I'm in DC? You
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: know why I'm down here? But you're not gonna tell
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: her before you go to DC that you're going. I'm
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: probably probably probably will you probably. Yeah, you got this
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: process right now. Yeah, you got to report everything everything
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you were telling me that you ever hold it, Well,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: you need to say where you're going going negative you
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: call no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. You
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: can call it whatever you want to call, reporting, checking in, sprung,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: hooking your nose, change, ball and chain, you call anything
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you want to. Yes, you still got to do it,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: as I tell you what, don't do it and see
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: what happens. Right, But but this isn't the point. You
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: just donna go somewhere to get on plane. Go somewhere
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: and don't say that nobody out your damn rabbit as
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: smile want to do that. Well, I ain't been doing it.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Or my wife dropping me all at the airport. What
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: did you tell me? I'm telling y'all right now listen
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: to me. This is not for you, Julian. It's like
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: for everybody. Yeah, this is not for your little thought
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: you having right there. This is not for you coming
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: up next, It is the nephew and the Frank phone
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: call for today. Right after this, you're listening to morning
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: show coming up about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be in my purse. Okay, we'll get into that
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: and just a bit, but right now it is time
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: for the nephew with today's prank phone call. What you
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: got for us, nap, Well, we're gonna take it to
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: the church. They call him the first Lady. I call
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: her the preacher's wife, the preacher's wife, cat dog. If
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a sister Angela.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Sister Angela, Please, how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you from a Great Baptist Church. How are
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: you doing this morning? Oh I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I know that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: one of the candidates that we may be choosing to
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: be our pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll make
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: a very good candidate. As a matter of fact, here
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: at the church, we've been asking a lot of the
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: deacons and assistant ministers here have been asking different questions,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: different things that they would be doing once they became pastor,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you know, like your first one hundred days, what would
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you try and change here at the church or try
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: and make better? So to speak? Yet, but what my husband,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: he's out here right now that you need to speak
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to her? No, not right now? What we decided to do, uh,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Sis Angela is actually called the wives and ask them
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: a few questions. Oh okay, that's a little different. Sure,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and we don't we don't want to take up too
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: much of your time. You know a lot of times,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: if a pastor is stressed at home, nine times out
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: of ten, he's likely to be stressed at the church.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: So I guess, my, my, My biggest question to you
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: is is your husband stressed at home? Uh? No, not
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: that I know of. He eats regularly, he's on a
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: good diet. You know, he gets goes to the doctor regularly.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: He gets his physical um pretty good. At home. I
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: don't have a reason to believe that he's stressed. He
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: certainly hasn't brought anything to my attention. Okay, No, no,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think you follow me, s Suster Andrew. What
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, is he stressed behind closed doors? Is he
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: stressed in that fashion? Um, I'm not I'm not too sure.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I follow you. You said behind closed doors? What exactly
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: did you mean by that? Is he? Is he stressed
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: in y'all's relations Is he stressed? Are you asking me
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: about my personal business? Brother? Well, what I'm saying is
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: if he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed at the church.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: And if he's stressed at the church, then the members
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: a stress. Then the congregation is stressed. So the stress
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: start with you. Excuse me, If you are making sure
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that he's all right at home, he's gonna be all
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: right at the chair. I'm sorry, brother. What was your name?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you m conducting whatever
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: interviews you guys need to conduct with the candidates wives.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I do think that's pretty much personal territory, and I
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: really don't want to answer those kind of questions. It's
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: not personal since the Angela when so many other people involved. See,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking you the question, is your man
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: stressed behind Clayton? I could assure you, yes that my
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: husband is not stressed at home. If I get your drift.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: He is not stressed behind closed doors, brother, and I
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: would appreciate you if you don't call. What these kind
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: of questions are you asking other candidates? Why these kind
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: of questions? Well, I was the one dedicated to call
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: to give you a call, and that's the question that
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I decided to come up with because I want to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: know if a man is gonna be stressed, because if
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: he's gonna have tension at the church, then then the
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: congregation is gonna have tension. The church is gonna have tension,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and the church cannot move forward in the direction on
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: with great My husband and I have been married twenty
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: to five years and they've been twenty five good years.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: If you get my drift, Okay, he is not stressed
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: at home, and whatever goes on at home, my husband
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: has sense enough not to take it to the church.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: That is not something he's gonna do. So you don't
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: see about anybody else being stressed at the congregation in
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we ask it together at home,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate if you don't ask you those kind
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: of questions. But sometimes as well, sometimes a woman does
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: not realize that a husband is stressed you understand that
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: there's a possible way that you don't know that he's stressed.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: So how can you get let me get your phone
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, let me get your full name.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What's your first name? Let's just go with brother Clayton
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: right now, could you please answer this question? How can
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you guarantee that he is full at not stressed? Brother Clayton,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I'm calling the Lord real quick, hold on it, Brother Clayton.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who stands by
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: my man. Okay, but you are asking me some questions
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: that very personal, very private, very confidential. You are asking
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: me questions that that a question is the safety of
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: my marriage? Okay, my husband is not stressed and if
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I don't send him away from my home stressed, Okay,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: how do you know? But what are you doing to
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: make sure that this less stress? Clayton, I'm about to
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: end this phone call. Okay. Now, if you know we're
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: not going to end this phone call that we know
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: we I need to know the Reverend Jonathan is not
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: stressed at home. They put they assigned me to talk
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: to you, and that's what I'm going to do, and
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave He is not stressed. I don't
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: know who told you that the man is not stressed.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: If he act to stressed around you, I bet you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I bet you his stress because you're stressed. Ain't me
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: right now? Now we're both stressed out. How can we
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: understand that that man is not stressed. That's the end
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: of this conversation. Do you understand me? Give me your
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: full name right now, give me some intimate details, and
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: then I'll give you my number to cross the line.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You wait till my husband gets here. If this is
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: gonna cost him mccannidy, does this, so be it, We'll
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: find another church. I'd have some choice words for you
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: right now, Brother Clayton. I will give you my name
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: right now. Do you have a pen? Yes, I'm gonna
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: write it right now. The letter n N is in
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: nancy E P. How to spell n E P h
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: e W? Kind of name is that? Nephew? Your name
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: is nephew Clayton. My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy. From the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your husband, Reverend Jonathan Toto. You
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: said this is nephew Tommy. This is from the Steve
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Harvey Mourning's your Your husband got me to prank phone
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: call you? Oh Lord, I'm gonna kill it. Call Lord.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I don't need that. Oh didn't trust me lest me
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: this morning. I can't believe I let him get you know,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: thanks before? Oh my god, Tommy, I will tell you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: if this was twenty five years ago. Brother, I cussed
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a safe woman.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Well listen, listen. Can I ask you one more thing? Yes?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land? The
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show and The Doors of the Churchill
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody slow? You need to pick this pace up?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I can spell. He picked the pace up. I can
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: spare anybody. Whatever. I just want to know is he's
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: stressed at home m h. Preacher's wife. Yeah, yeah, you
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: just prank first ladiest too though, first ladist, second latest whatever.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: We're pranking them. That's how we're doing folks. I got
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to do with Shirley. If you are in Huntsville and
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you want to be unstressed, come on out to Stand
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Up Live Comedy Club, Huntsville, Alabama, February tenth, eleven, and
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: twelfth The nephew, is there one show on Thursday, two, Friday,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: two Saturday. That's it. Ain't adding nothing, they'd nothing. That's
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: it right there, Five shows come to you, boy, been
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: there before you watch me at a fool every single
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: time I come. Is ignorant every single time, and you
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: already know it's gonna be just as ignorant, not even
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: more this time around. All right, that's it Valentine's weekend, baby,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Come get your love and laughed on with your boy.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yea yea yea. All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letter. The subject he shouldn't be in my purse?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Okay at all. We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your
• 53:32
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• 53:37
  Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now. Okay,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: you never know it could be your letter. Buckle up
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter, Thank you, nephew. He shouldn't
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: be in my purse. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: for a very long time to a man that has
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: taken me to hell and back. Early in our marriage,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: he stepped out on me twice, and I'm sure there
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: have been other incidences of infidelity since then. But I'm
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: not as eager to do the snooping and searching for
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: clues anymore, but he is. He's got a problem with
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: accepting that I'm not a cheater and he should stop
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: expecting me to mess around on him. He hasn't been
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: the same since I got a weight loss procedure and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I reclaimed my youth and I almost got back to
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: my pre baby weight. I got my confidence back, and
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I started hanging around a younger female coworker. I have
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: told him I'm mentoring the young lady because she's clueless
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: on the subject of sex and how a man should
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: treat her. He thinks I'm going to get a younger
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: man and run away with him just because I'm hanging
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: with a twenty seven year old coworker. Here's a deal,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: and I need your advice on how to handle it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I took my coworker to my gynecologist because she was
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: having a feminine issue. She had ever been to a doctor.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: She was raised by her grandmother, but that's a different story. Anyway.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I took her to the doctor and she got a
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: terrible diagnosis. So I took it upon myself to help
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: her get on the right track. I paid for her
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: medication for her, and I picked up a pack of
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: condoms and some more personal items for her. I put
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: it all in my purse so mister nosey husband wouldn't
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: see it. I have no privacy anywhere in the house.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what got into him, but he rummaged
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: through my bag and laid the condoms and the bottle
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: of other stuff on the nightstand for me to see.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I was livid, and I told him I didn't owe
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: him an explanation. I don't care if he thinks I'm
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: cheating on him or not. Should I explain it or
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: let him suffer? Well, now, you just said you didn't care,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: But it sounds like we do care. But isn't it
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: interesting though, that he's managed to turn this all around
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: on you? But then again, that's what cheaters do. Don't
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: say your husband knows all the dirt he did, so
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: he's just suspicious of you now. And like you say,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: he can't accept the fact that you're not cheating just
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: because you know you went and got your youth back.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: As you say, no matter what you do, he's gonna
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: think that he's judging you by his actions. Cheaters think
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: they know all the cheater moves and all of that,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: and now he thinks he found proof in your purse.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: And I gotta say that does look bad with you
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: carrying around some condoms in your purse. If you were cheating,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: there would be nothing you could say because you'd be busted.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: So should you tell him the truth? That's what you're
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: asking I say, ask yourself this, If you tell him,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: is it going to stop his accusations? Is it going
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to make him stop snooping in your bag? I think
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: the answer is probably not, because the trust in your
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: entire marriage has been broken for a long time, first
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: by him, and now he thinks it's you. So sure
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you could tell him the truth, but he probably won't
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: believe you anyway. Those condoms were in your purse and
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you told him you didn't owe him an explanation, So
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: what do you want out of this. That's the question.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Do you want to stay in this marriage? Do you
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: want to stay here? Is explaining about the girl you
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: helped and all that? Is that going to fix this marriage?
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, surely you don't want it to go back
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the way it was. What you're dealing with now, surely
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you don't want that. I think this is a much
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: deeper issue. So I say, think about these questions, and
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: that's going to give you your answer whether you want
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: to stay here, deal with this all of that, otherwise
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: your marriage is doomed. Steve Shirley, really good answer. I
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: absolutely agree with everything you absolutely said this letter. So
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: you kind of leave me with no other choice. I
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: must now dig deeply in between the lines to find
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: out some other issues in this letter or else I'm
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: just gonna be repeating what Shirley say. That won't a lie.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You to see my guilt. So let me use my guilt.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I've been married for a very long time and to
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: a man that has taken me to hell and back. Well,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: now let's just stop right here. You've been married a
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: long time to a man that took you to hell
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and back. That that's a strong way to open the letter.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: So based on that right there. I think some of
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: this is payback. I think some of this he bought
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: on himself. And I think some of this you're using
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: being vindictive, and I think some of you is just
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: nine nine nine nine. And all of this has got
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: he got all this coming. So let's go right here.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: He's cheated on me twice, and pretty sure it's been
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: more incidents but everything. But you know, and now he
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: got a problem accepting that you are cheater. And he
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: had stopped expecting you to mess around because that's not
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: how you are. But now he ain't been the same.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And now let's here we go. Since I got a
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: weight loss procedure and reclaimed my youth, let's dig a
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: little bit deeper into what the possibilities of a weight
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: loss procedure. Let's go now. Weight loss procedures is a
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: few things you can go to get your fat frozen,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: go through that process. A lot of people have talked
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: about how painful that is. You can go with light
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: post section, which appears to be a weight loss procedure,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: or you can get that rubber band put on your stomach.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they call that, because I haven't
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: looked into that, but those are the things you're doing. Yeah,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I hold it right there. We'll have part two of
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter subject is he shouldn't be in my purse,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: and we'll get back into it right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. The subject is he shouldn't be in
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  Speaker 1: my purse. This is a letter about a woman that's
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: been married a long time, whose man has taken her
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  Speaker 1: to hell in back. But now he's and then cheated
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  Speaker 1: on this woman more than twice, several times she expect,
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  Speaker 1: and but he's looking for clues for her to see
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: if he cheating. And all this started when she got
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: a weight loss procedure. That's either getting her fat FROs
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: liposuction or getting the rubber band put on her stomach.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Either way, she says, I'm almost back to my pre baby. Wait,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: who that girl the cave. That's a comeback, baby, when
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: you get back to the pre baby. Wait, that's a comeback.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: She'd have made a comeback after all these years. And
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: now she fine, she said, it's she's gotten her confidence back.
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  Speaker 1: Now she walking around in front of you like you stink.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: See that's what that is, you know, walking around in
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: front of you, switching all stuff, putting on clothes. She
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: down that shopping there forever twenty one. She's now all
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: up in the show. Now that BB buying stuff. You know,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: she all down there in the in the missus department
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: and Junior's. She didn't even go up on the top
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: flow no more she get off with the teenagers is
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: that she didn't just buying stuff right here, So all right,
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  Speaker 1: now we got that, and she started hanging around a
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: younger freemail co worker. And now you told your husband
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: that you're mentoring the young lady because she's clueless on
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: the subject of sex and how a man should treat her. Now,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: you married to a man that took you to hell
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  Speaker 1: and back, so you may not know how a man
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: supposed to treat you, but you damn shn't know how
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  Speaker 1: you ain't supposed to be treated. And I've always said
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  Speaker 1: my dadd had told me knowing what not to do
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  Speaker 1: is just as important as knowing what to do, so
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: you are qualified in that area. Now on the subject
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  Speaker 1: of sex, I don't know you, whether you qualified or not.
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  Speaker 1: You I don't know what you're teaching her. Oh but
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: you know you haven't mentioned that in the letter. I'm
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: just trying to find stuff surely ain't talked about. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just so now he thinks I'm trying to get a
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: younger man and run away with him just because I'm
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: hanging with a twenty seven year old coworker. Here's the deal.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I need your advice on how to handle it. I
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: took my coworker to my guy in the collegist because
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: she was having a feminine issue. I don't know anything
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: about this, so I'm just gonna reserve any thoughts for
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: that because that's not my lane. She had never been
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: to a doctor. For you, a woman, you probably need
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: to go see a guy in a collegist somewhere around
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: in here. I'm assuming that you should have been and
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: seen one, because you all have different things going on
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: that I know nothing about. She was raised by her grandmother,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: but that's a different story. Anyway. I took her to
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the doctor and she got a terrible diagnosis, so I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: took it upon myself to help get her on the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: right track. I don't know what the diagnosis could have been.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna get into what I think it
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: is because I'm probably gonna be wrong about that and
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: piss a lot of women off. So let's just Uncle
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Steve know how to stay away from certain subjects. What
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: the terrible diagnosis from the guy in the colleges is?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I know good in here? Well, not to put my
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: foot a knock. Don't stick your toe in this puddle
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: party because they fitna hate your ass, So I'm gonna
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: stay off that. So she said, I paid for her
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: medication for her, and I picked up a pack of
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: condoms and some more personal items for her. Now I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: don't know what that happened at the guy of colleges
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: that made you pick up a pack of condoms and
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: some more personal items. But now here's why I come
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: in that because you did say condoms. Now I have
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: bought those before, so I feel like, naw, you gonna
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: do whatever. Yeah, whatever the diagnosis she got and your
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: remedy was to pay for the medication. That means something
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: is terribly wrong. But your end of it is you're
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: gonna get her pack of condoms and some more personal items.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you're thinking that a condom will at
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: least help with this medical issue that she got, cause
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: somebody been done something without a condom and produce a
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: terrible medical results. So now you need to start protecting yourself.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Can I say that, ladies, that's fair, that's what it's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: okay cool. I put it all in my purse so
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: mister nosey husband wouldn't see it. I ain't got no
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: privacy in the house nowhere. I'm not sure what got
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: into it, but he started rummaging through my bag. Now
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: we have a purse. We have on this show, a
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: professional rummager on this show who goes through things when
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: it comes through the set, like if anybody get a
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: gift basket or anything Mississippi Monica and Stars. So now
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: your husband is one of them people. So I don't
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: really give a damn how your husband feeling about this.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I'm more concerned about that bottle of stuff that was
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: next to the condoms. I'm very curious that's that bottle
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: of stuff. If that was a medication, I think I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: know what it was. Talk to y'all tomorrow on the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: strawberry that I have nothing else Monday, All right, leave
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: your comments done. Today's Strawberry Letter at Instagram on Steve
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: ar them and check out the Strawberry letters. Comment to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: leave your condes. What do you say? I said comments?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Didn't you know I said comments? That's why you don't
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: do the Strawberry Right. Let's do the Strawberry podcast on demand.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Up next, Sports Talk with Junior right after this. You're
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: listening to the String show. Time now for Junior and
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk. What you got Junior man, y'all know what
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: it is? The biggest sports during I've been telling you
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: right now. I bet right now that NFL Roger Goodell
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: probably ain't slept. Probate Sports two out. He know, I
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: know all thirty two of these owners ain't slept. It's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: kind of crazy that Brian Flores, Okay, he just found
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: out that he wouldn't have a job and then a
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: rooted rule. We're gonna be a problem. But let me
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: tell you something. When you accuse the owner and you
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: come out and you say they trying to pay me
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: to tank games just to lose, just the accusation alone. Now,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Hugh Jackson come out and he said he would with
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Cleveland with the Browns, they asked him to do the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: same thing. Now, why that wasn't working Cleveland up Well,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: first of all, if we did lose a game, were
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: mad and who he picked Johnny manzel with the day
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Donna pick. You're gonna lose him damn game you come
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: up and pick his drunk head. That's what I'm mad about,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: right Hill, We're gonna pup Hugh Jackson ass in Cleveland.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Don't come back up through Hill because if you did
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: lose the games, you picked Johnny Manzael with the damn picks? Okay,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: are you trying to lose game? You don't even understand though,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: we Cleveland, we better not find out this Hittory. We
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: appreciate you coming out for the help out with this class.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Actually shoot you, but if we see you in Cleveland though,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a sit your waist shutter. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you man, But I just I just don't
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: what does this mean? Meant that? Because as big as
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: this is, as big as this is just for Brown,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: for us to even make this, what does that really say?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Are we saying? And now we found out now that
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: all we ain't got but one black head coach, that's it.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: That's Mike Thoma inne Pittsburgh. The league is seventy percent
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: of African American, seventy percent of American on one black coach,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: and ain't no black owners. It's just like an opportunities.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, is that is that? Is that
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the problem we haven't here, It's the problem we've had
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: since the NFL started. It's the problem we have in America. Yeah, industry,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: you know, every see sports just got something else to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: talk about. This is the life that we have in
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: the United States of America. This is the life we've
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: been living. The problem that we have is now the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: powers that be unite to prove it not to be true.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: They will go to no no limits to prove that
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: they're not racist. See proving that you're not and putting
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: the money in to show that you aren't two different arguments,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: and they're trying to make it the same. If that
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: makes sense. I'm here, I'm going to see what happened now,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: All right, junior, thank you. I'm just gonna get stretched
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: way out. It's gonna be a dog right here, don't ye.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: All right, we're coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: We're gonna put a question on the table. Is it
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: possible to take your X back after they broke your heart.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this. Well, what you're
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez says she feels so lucky and so proud
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: to be getting a second chance with her boyfriend Ben Affleck.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: J Loo talked about reuniting with her xbiance Ben and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: the new cover story for People magazine, calling their due
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: over a blessing. She admitted the media circus from their
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: first relationship and public breakup has been prepared to handle
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: life in the public eye this time. Jlo said, it's
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: a beautiful love story that we get a second chance
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: every So the question is, Steve, how do you rebuild
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: a relationship if you want to that's your desire with
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: an X and regain that trust. Some people do go back.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I would think if if nothing you know, like people
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: break up for various reasons, but if there was no
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: infidelity in the breakup. I've known people who've gotten back
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: together with people because there was no infidelity in the breakup.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: You know, time distance got rid of them, they grew apart,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. I think those people find their way
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: back I don't know how to recover from infidelity or
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: if you hurt a person or deeply wounded them. I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: don't know how they do that. But I don't know
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: the cause. At a breakup between Jlo and Affleck, I
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: don't know why they broke up, so when, But when
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: it's infidelity and trust is destroyed and a person that's
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: deeply hurt or humiliated, those I think harder to come
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: back from. I don't know how you do it. I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: have no ex I can right, yeah, which seems like
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: that's what happened with her in a rod. Why she
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: couldn't that because of the rumors of the infidelity and
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, we really thought that was good for her.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: She finally found her match and her love and everything.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: And then when it came out that he cheated with
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: there from another charm. I think it was a reality
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: show Ben right in and swooped her up up. Well,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: you know, looking at j Loo, if it was my ex,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: is easy for her to come back. Whatever reason we
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: broke up the first time, I'm coming back. Just be ready.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: I don't care who I'm with. We're over no use
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: with that other man. But I'm I'm wiping all that
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: away right now fast. We did man, because usually you know,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: women will take the man back, but a lot of
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: times men won't take the women back, especially for infidelity saying.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: They're saying that depending on who it is, they'll take
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: her back. You know, Hanna can walk in and out
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: of my life over she can cheat on you, and
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: then you would take her back me in front of me?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: How long? In front of you? Yes? Ye wrong, Hu,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I understand you going through something. I got it, y'all
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: go ahead, y'all want something to eat? I got y'all
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: and her man, I'm gonna tell you right now, Timmy.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: If me, I'm on a call with my woman and
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Jay lot Car say I want your back, get out.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Get out. You heard her. I don't care. It's Jay Low.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Get out. She's coming in here, saucer, She's for the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: saucer in my life. Get out. I'm asking a Hannah man.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: What how you like your steak though, how you like
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: over medium, what you want? How you want you steve?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: You're very quiet here. Yeah, I don't. I don't have
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: no access to be doing back. Util I'm out of
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: that conversation. I don't give a damn what you say
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: what you need. I don't hear. I'm out. I don't
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: even have that in my life. You know, a lot
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: of people feel the way you do. I just don't
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: have nothing against them when you done against them at all,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Not saying anything gets them, I know, my stupid ass.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: But not go back that. I'm not can't even mentain,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: and there's nothing make you go back. Now. I wouldn't
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: give a damn day was billionaires. No, man, what I
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: wouldn't give a damn if they was billionaires back? Yeah,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: I wish the hell I would for what? Yeah? No,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I did a pain I was in. You can't give
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: me no money for that? Pay all right? All right?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, some thieves
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: took some selfies on a phone they stole. We'll come
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: back and talk about how dumb can you be? Right
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: a couple of dumb thieves in Georgia made their crime
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: easy to solve for the police because they took selfies
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: on the victim's stolen phone. What police say The teenage
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: thieves stole a pickup truck and the owner's cell phone
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: was in the truck. During their joy ride in the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: stolen truck, the teens decided to have a little fun
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: and took selfies on the phone. They didn't know the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: phone was set up to automatically upload the pictures to
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: the owner's Google account, and when the owner of the
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: stolen truck noticed the photos, he sent them to the police,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: who easily identified the thieves. They were all arrested the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: next day in a different stolen truck. It was on
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: the second truck by the time they got people. Man,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: these young people, they just they're so caught up and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: enamored with the technology of day. I'm criminals out there,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: prisoners full of them, dog yeah, and then prisoners full
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: of some really really good people that made a mistakement, right,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: you got the innocent. It ain't gonna damn thing right right,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Frame up all of that. Yeah, and we still got
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of brothers and sisters in jail right now
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: for the very thing that they've legalized for marijuana. Yes,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: they all need to be all those cases, all those
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: cases for we possession and all like that. They don't
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: the case. Let all them people out there all right, Well,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: look more of a Steve Harvey morning show coming up,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: But thirty three minutes after the hour, we're gonna play
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: around or would you rather up next? You're listening to
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: show time for would you rather? Guys, Let's just get
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: right to it as we always do. Would you rather
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: hold on? Hold hold on? We're doing the first one
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: like we did yesterday. Okay, y'all have to pick A
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: or B, blind A or B, Tommy A or B.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't be yusterday. It just had me out there
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: a little man and anything. I'm gonna go be again.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's time it don'na be again, Junior. Hey,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: against my better judgement, I'm gonna go with Tommy on B.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Would you rather pierce your tongue? Or would you rather
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: pierce both of your nipples? You know what? I'm cool
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: withold beat on. I'm cool. I don't want that in
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: my I gotta be at a talk. I don't want that.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I can come up these nipples and going on by
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: to my life. But yeah, I'm cool with It's the
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: weird those sight shirt. Yeah, I can't have that fish
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: net shirt on. I can't wear that. I'm gonna definitely
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: have to go with Bee because then I don't have
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: to explain that all the time, but every time I
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: hold my mouse, Steve Harvey with a Piers tongue, and Junior,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: you really don't need a damn piers tongue. You're already
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: had time. You got slid speech anyway, Yeah, you got
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: put the ball or just a hoop that where you
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: can get a hoop on your tongue. I got a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: hoop yeah, on your tongue and get a cat getting
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: called on meat and stop? Yeah, yeah, all right, let's
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: go shell all right, all right? Would you rather drink
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: nothing but hot dog water for three days, just hot
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: dog water, no hot dogs, just the water, Or would
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  Speaker 1: you rather drink nothing but um collared green juice for
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  Speaker 1: three days? That collar green? Right there? Yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: take the collar green, collar green. Yeah, at least that yeah,
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  Speaker 1: might be a piece of hamming. That's pot licker. You
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  Speaker 1: might run across the hot dog water. He weren't for
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  Speaker 1: a damn all right, one last one, one last one.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather start as as a chaff and a
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  Speaker 1: remake or would you rather start as the mac in
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  Speaker 1: a remake? So we're talking about what are goldie? Goldie Baby,
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  Speaker 1: you can't be goldie stock Goldie what he can't do it? Here?
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  Speaker 1: Will you can't be? No? Damn? Go well, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: jan let me shoot your answer that I'm a chef
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  Speaker 1: because you can't be, because everybody had a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a cheff chaff rocking around, coat on too big
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  Speaker 1: and all like you are useful. I'm either one baby way,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? That was rather? Would you rather for the day?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up? The last of the day and we'll have
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  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Shaft and
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  Speaker 1: Goldie Harvey right after this? You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right here we here we are a
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. I think Junior took issue
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  Speaker 1: Steve with our last would you rather between Shaft and
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  Speaker 1: the mac? Who would you rather be? Junior? Shaft? You
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  Speaker 1: said you yet, how are you gonna be? Shaft? Like
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  Speaker 1: I told you? First of all, you got wear the
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  Speaker 1: leather coady too heavy for you? Is too big? And
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  Speaker 1: then shall you know, Shaft? Yeah, people's attention. You can't
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  Speaker 1: be on that top mouth. Hey, hey, buddy, how put
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  Speaker 1: your guns down? Stop in the name might a lou
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  Speaker 1: I'm Shaft, I'm a bad mother. Shut your mouth. You
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  Speaker 1: shut your mouth. Hey, buddy, I'm shaft everybody to leave
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  Speaker 1: that talk about yours you know, damn sha and you
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  Speaker 1: showed k't be the Max. Hey, ladies, better have my money.
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  Speaker 1: You had me. You bring me my money? Okay, how
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  Speaker 1: much you need? How much you? Hell? Hell, here, hear
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  Speaker 1: the money. Hear your money back? Damn you can have
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  Speaker 1: it back. I owe you. Wow. Yeah, it's all out
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  Speaker 1: your air and everything. You can't at least Tommy can act,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Tommy give us said goldie line? Please? Oh God?
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  Speaker 1: Which one the one? Everybody know? The only one? You know? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: on the same movie lines. I yeah, like you have
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  Speaker 1: done them for me? Tellus I know the damn me.
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  Speaker 1: You just won't know what yourself of the airs and
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  Speaker 1: slings of hells and more perpetual than the oceans, of
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  Speaker 1: the emotions that come through my house and die and
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  Speaker 1: your dads and knew who would die to be greater? Huh.
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  Speaker 1: I learned Macbeth from you in the honor of the
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  Speaker 1: late great Max Julian m. You know the rules, pretty Tony.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to see it with I customed though you don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get that, boy, You can't do it on
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  Speaker 1: air then there's that I'm gonna call. Let me do
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  Speaker 1: it one time. You know the rules, pretty Tony, you
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  Speaker 1: tells me, Yeah, we can say at least like we
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  Speaker 1: got some class so we can get into some gangster
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  Speaker 1: Junior hot, that's gonna sound. Hey, Penny, Tony, you know
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  Speaker 1: the rules. Let me try this trick, told me. She
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  Speaker 1: chills me. Now we can do some games. What you
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: slap me? Phone? Where you gonna let me? You don't
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  Speaker 1: slap me like finished saying the lines after stop slapping me.
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  Speaker 1: I say, man, we're gonna get out into some games.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't only James here again? What is the greatest
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  Speaker 1: all time the mac June. You can't being brave hard,
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  Speaker 1: none of that. You can't do brave. He can't being glad,
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  Speaker 1: he advance a million. It is not why you come.
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  Speaker 1: I got it now. You can't stay freedom stay freedom free,
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  Speaker 1: not freedom freed up freedom by freedom? Who he is freedom? Freedom? Freedom?
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  Speaker 1: What is your calling? Freedom? Ok your voice? Junior? Don't
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  Speaker 1: really do good? And no, I really do give me
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  Speaker 1: another movie? Okay? Come on, tell me that's your area?
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  Speaker 1: What another movie? Time? I can't you think I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute? Hold up, you don't Hoppo beat me?
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  Speaker 1: No he could do that? What about a Denzel movie? Anyone? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Can he know me? Who? Who can't come get Gorilla?
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  Speaker 1: I'll hell, I don't even miss with that. I shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have said, can't get a new line called King Colin
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  Speaker 1: could do have something on me? I don't like King
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  Speaker 1: con What about rock? Adrian yo? Adrian Yo? No? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What about this? Right? What about? What about uh? No?
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  Speaker 1: Morgan Feeman? Oh? Put chains out of doors? In me Hill,
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  Speaker 1: put chains on the doors. Enemy is here? No, I
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  Speaker 1: got it. Put your chains on the doors. Throw these
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  Speaker 1: kids come in here because I can't put one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Put your chains on the doors because the enemy is
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  Speaker 1: in here. Well, pat the chains. I don't let them out.
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  Speaker 1: Can't be in here locked up with the clays as
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: kids kicking my ass? So, jim class, that's the junior.
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  Speaker 1: I'm junior. I'm junior. Ain't a well class? Chains off, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Why would you do that? We got to move bore
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  Speaker 1: expladacisly through these highways. Get these kids need Clay come
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: to kids. And that was an episode of Junior's acting ability.
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  Speaker 1: Be here every week talking movie Junior and movies Junior
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