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Oscar Recap, Rick Ross Hospitalized, Barack Obama's Basketball Team Pick and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: y'all me fruel good to Steve Hardy, Yeah, listening to
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  Speaker 1: well hobby joining men sat turn hur long go yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't you gotta turn to turn the time lovey got
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back at it. Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: show will good morning everybody you are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now to one and on it.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show, Yeah, man, I get
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  Speaker 1: I get so many emails almost daily. Why do you
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  Speaker 1: say every day you got a radio show? Some people
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  Speaker 1: still don't get it. Well, here it is. I'm not bragging.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really not. It's just my odd way of saying
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  Speaker 1: thanks to my Heaven and Father. It's my odd way
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  Speaker 1: of strange as it might seem to you, can't you understand?
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  Speaker 1: You know, everybody do it a different way. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a reminder to myself and to anybody that hears me
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  Speaker 1: that God is in the blessed business that God is
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  Speaker 1: in to get your life together business. And I say
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  Speaker 1: it every day because people need to know, because see what,
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  Speaker 1: what some people don't understand is just yesterday, something could
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  Speaker 1: have happened traumatic in somebody's life, a turning point could
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  Speaker 1: have occurred in somebody's life, and they could be sitting
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  Speaker 1: up there listening, trying to make a decision, and it
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  Speaker 1: could be the wrong decision if you don't remind yourself
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  Speaker 1: every day that God is in the blessing business that
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  Speaker 1: he's in, that he's in to get your life together business.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not talking to the right people when you
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  Speaker 1: have a mishap in your life, you'll suddenly start thinking
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  Speaker 1: the wrong way. Oh man, he don't he don't care
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  Speaker 1: about me no more art and blew. It is over now.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you need to hear the truth that, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: that there's gonna be some rain in your life. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it's just perchance of life. Sometimes it's a test.
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  Speaker 1: You never know what it is. Sometimes, Uh, you know
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get your faith tested from time to time,
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  Speaker 1: is what I'm trying to say. Sometimes some things are
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen to see if you really mean what you say,
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  Speaker 1: do you really want your dreams to come true? Or
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  Speaker 1: when you give up as soon as something bad happen.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what happened to so many people along the way.
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  Speaker 1: They just they look at the test the wrong way.
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  Speaker 1: They keep thinking because this mishap has occurred, that is over,
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  Speaker 1: that is fine, that it's a finale in their life.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't ever that, it ain't never. That you got
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  Speaker 1: to go through some things. So when you finally get
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  Speaker 1: to your goal, you have a level of appreciation for it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you've really earned something, you know you
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  Speaker 1: take care of it better. You know, Uh, there's a
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  Speaker 1: you know that this is not true in every case.
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  Speaker 1: But I was listening to a guy in this real
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  Speaker 1: estate class I was trying to take one time years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and he said that owners take better care of their
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  Speaker 1: property than do runners. Now, once again, I will say
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  Speaker 1: through life experience that that's not always the case. But
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  Speaker 1: what the man was trying to say in the point
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  Speaker 1: he was trying to make in this real estate class
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  Speaker 1: was it's when you pay for something, when you've earned it,
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  Speaker 1: when you've gone through the paperwork, and if you've ever
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  Speaker 1: brought a house, you know, man on man on and
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  Speaker 1: they take you through it. They want to know everything
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  Speaker 1: about you. And right when you think you've answered all
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  Speaker 1: the questions and fulfill all the requirements before closing, there's
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  Speaker 1: always some more. There's always some mode you got to do.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody didn't bought a house and been through this. You know, well,
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  Speaker 1: we need to look at this. This didn't come out clean.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, we what does this be? All over here?
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  Speaker 1: You got to go pay that off, take care of that,
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  Speaker 1: get a letter from this creditor. Everybody is going through it.
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  Speaker 1: Right when you think you that, and when you think
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  Speaker 1: you've done all of it, when you get the closing,
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  Speaker 1: here comes some more. It's more money than they said.
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  Speaker 1: You're just sitting there going wild. But when you get
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  Speaker 1: the house and you walk in it, and you known
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  Speaker 1: went through all of that, and you came up with
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  Speaker 1: the down payments, and you know fulfill all the criments,
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  Speaker 1: and you've been saving for years and you've been dreaming
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  Speaker 1: about this house, and here it is. What the man
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  Speaker 1: was trying to say is you have a level of
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  Speaker 1: appreciation for and that's what happens in life. That's why
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  Speaker 1: you got to go through some things to accomplish your dreams.
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  Speaker 1: So when you fulfill those dreams with God's help, with
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  Speaker 1: with God's help, you have uh, you have an appreciation
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  Speaker 1: for it, meant something to it. You take care of
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  Speaker 1: it better. But like I said, don't mean the runners
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  Speaker 1: don't because I know some great runners out there who
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  Speaker 1: take care of the property, like because they're just good people.
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  Speaker 1: They're just not in a position to own yet. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen that happen more times than not. But you go
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  Speaker 1: through things, so you have a level of appreciation. So
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  Speaker 1: why you are there going through stuff? Understand, it's just
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  Speaker 1: because you've got to come up through something. You got
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  Speaker 1: to have some dirt on you in order to grow.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of people look at the dirt the
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  Speaker 1: wrong way. You're not buried. You planted when you got
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  Speaker 1: dirt on you. You're not buried. You planted. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Every everything you see beautiful, every tree, every bush,
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  Speaker 1: every plant, every flower, every mountain had dirt on it.
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  Speaker 1: They had to come up through some dirt to be
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  Speaker 1: what they are. You you you you can't eat nothing
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  Speaker 1: a vegetable of any kind or fruit of any kind
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  Speaker 1: that ain't come about the ground. But it's got to
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  Speaker 1: come through the earth the dirt in order to be
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  Speaker 1: what they're gonna be. So when you're going through some stuff,
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  Speaker 1: just know you're gonna get some dirt on you. And
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  Speaker 1: everything changes. Everything changes, But the key to everything changes
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  Speaker 1: is you have to say so in some of it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like old age. Everything must change. The young are
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  Speaker 1: going if you keep living the young, or are going
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  Speaker 1: to become the old. It's inevitable the young become the old.
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  Speaker 1: But you have a choice. You don't have to be
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  Speaker 1: fifty and sit there and just let old age come
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  Speaker 1: set in you. On you, you're gonna get older. But
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  Speaker 1: do you have to look at though? Do you have
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  Speaker 1: to walk like it? You know if you exercise and
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  Speaker 1: hate right, do you know that you can change the
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  Speaker 1: way that is? You have a say so in some
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  Speaker 1: of it. Man, everything changes, but you can do some
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  Speaker 1: things about it. Do what you can do today, Make
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  Speaker 1: a chance, have a relationship with God. Get your life
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  Speaker 1: on track now. God would love to hear from me today.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if he ain't heard from you in
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  Speaker 1: a while. That has absolutely nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: God ain't like everybody else. He's a forgiving god. He's
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  Speaker 1: a god of chances. All you got to do is
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  Speaker 1: will take one chance. Take a chance on God. That's
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  Speaker 1: all you got to do. He'll give you many, many,
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  Speaker 1: many chances to come. Ye all and all about your
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  Speaker 1: words A brainful, brainful, so way trying to raise you
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  Speaker 1: a money ships I A yes's faithful this time. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to help us. Steward, lift your hands in
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  Speaker 1: this atmosph things. I'm wayful thing that you have done.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him and tell him, yes, I'm grateful victim
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  Speaker 1: and tell her. I could go on and you could
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  Speaker 1: do the best you can, and you could strive to
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  Speaker 1: be the absolute best you can. But when you make
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  Speaker 1: a mistake, and you are going to make the mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. God has already put that into the equation.
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  Speaker 1: He already knows you're going to make them. That's why
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  Speaker 1: he's there for forgiveness, mercy, and grace. It's available to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to do is want it. Okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are live
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  Speaker 1: From Houston, Texas. Gifted young stand up comedian straight out
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  Speaker 1: From another station, another group. A man who has been
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  Speaker 1: drafted and traded more times than Isiah Thomas. A troublemaker,
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  Speaker 1: rubble rouse, the fact panther, yea getting around in my
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  Speaker 1: text out Carolina, Thank you very much. Fat no fat panther,
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  Speaker 1: f fat panther. Be here tomorrow, brand new character will
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  Speaker 1: be will be in the studio tomorrow. I've been watching
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  Speaker 1: the NFL combines. Everybody now that everybody's interested in that,
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  Speaker 1: but I've got to find out what's going on because
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  Speaker 1: the Browns had two picks in the first four and
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the mock draft. They're saying that we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pick Sam Donaldson from USC as the quarterback. I would
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  Speaker 1: prefer to we picked Josh Allen out of y O,
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  Speaker 1: that big country boy. He's going to duplicate the success
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  Speaker 1: of Terry Bradshaw. Now do they listen to us now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because when you say we, you act like you work
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  Speaker 1: with the Browns organization. I want you to call them.
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  Speaker 1: It's up in there making some ignorant decisions. And now
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  Speaker 1: they say that Chi Kuan the running back out of Pitt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna go to the New York Giants, which is
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  Speaker 1: hurting me because I wanted us to get him too.
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  Speaker 1: You should call him, Steve, I know, yeah. I always
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  Speaker 1: tell him that they hear the jokes. They should take
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  Speaker 1: the call. I know that you'd be doing them. You
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  Speaker 1: should considerate. We'll be back with the greatest morning showing
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  Speaker 1: the world with thirty something funny right after you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell us about a story you had over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Story I had on weekend? Hell, I worked, always have
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  Speaker 1: great story, Yeah, I work. What do you want me
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  Speaker 1: to tell you about my weekend. It's all herb. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey doesn't have any more free time until the summer,
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  Speaker 1: so I just work. But you know what, I fixed
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  Speaker 1: my attitude about it. I am grateful to have work
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  Speaker 1: instead of out of here in l A looking for work. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, that's a big and a major step
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  Speaker 1: one man to be great. Man, listen to me, and
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  Speaker 1: I know it's hard what I'm doing. I got that.
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  Speaker 1: But when you know, it's harder not doing anything. You
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  Speaker 1: know something, That's something I've discovered. You know, people talk about, man,
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  Speaker 1: you aren't so hard. Ain't nobody fit to do all that?
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  Speaker 1: But can I tell you something, because I've been not
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  Speaker 1: successful in my life, it is far more difficult to
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  Speaker 1: not succeed at something. It is far more difficult to
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  Speaker 1: not be on the track to accomplish something. To just
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  Speaker 1: be sitting there in your life just letting days blow
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  Speaker 1: by and not knowing and work towards anything. That's horrible, man,
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  Speaker 1: waiting for something to come up. Man, Man, that's how.
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  Speaker 1: But so that's why I want to commend all of
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  Speaker 1: you today, because if you do work, you do go
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  Speaker 1: to work, you do have plans, aspirations and dreams. You
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  Speaker 1: are trying to get things done and accomplished, and that
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  Speaker 1: right there is really like what it's about. You know, well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that commendation. Appreciate it's not having works.
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  Speaker 1: It's a whole different way you shot when you don't
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  Speaker 1: have work. We've all been out of work. Your appearance
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  Speaker 1: when you don't have a job, when you get half cut,
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  Speaker 1: this stuff you say when you're when you're gonna fix that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because little stuff when you don't have money, total things
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  Speaker 1: go first first, The little things go first, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like for example, I didn't fix the breaks on I
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  Speaker 1: sent to shiving when I heard the squeaking on the
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  Speaker 1: brake pads. I just ain't had the money. So I
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  Speaker 1: drove my car until that was no pad. So when
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  Speaker 1: I stepped on the break, the screws was stopping my
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  Speaker 1: car against the against the drum. Oh man, it was,
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  Speaker 1: sayssor my car. When I put on the brake, sound
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  Speaker 1: like a train was coming into a train station. One
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  Speaker 1: dude was crossing the street one time. I had I
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  Speaker 1: want to roll down. I slammed brakes. Scared the man.
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  Speaker 1: You need to fix your damn brains, But he knew
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  Speaker 1: it was breaking. You started stopping so far back from
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  Speaker 1: the stock you actually owned the exit raipil break whatever
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  Speaker 1: and get that money. One time I was passing by
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  Speaker 1: a muffling shop, muffling breakshop, and I got to the
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  Speaker 1: stop sign, and when I stopped my car, two of
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  Speaker 1: the dudes were standing in front of the breakshop with
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  Speaker 1: their heads spread wide over, like you don't really think
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  Speaker 1: you don't need come on in him, and you don't
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  Speaker 1: really think you need to come on in here? O God? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do what you're get right, and you eat different too. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Peanut button, just peanut' no jet. I'm gonna make me
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  Speaker 1: a peanut button peanut butter, no bread, right man, it's
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  Speaker 1: been rough man. Yeah, at the store, you know I
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  Speaker 1: have shot pot two. Well, I had to make it stretch.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the store and bought a ten pound
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  Speaker 1: bag of potatoes, that roll of bologney with the red
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  Speaker 1: paper around stripe, and just walked out, Yeah, do you
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  Speaker 1: can stretch potato? Yeah? Lordy, don't find that big five
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  Speaker 1: pounds sack of rice. Man, you got the one in
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  Speaker 1: the box, Yeah, the one on your right. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know who was just jelly and said, just jelly, it's
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  Speaker 1: generic food. As good as the name brand food. You
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  Speaker 1: all think, yes, let me tell you what you think,
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  Speaker 1: because some of the some of the sometimes it's some
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  Speaker 1: of the companies are just you know, not to put
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  Speaker 1: the brand on. They can sell that also, so it
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  Speaker 1: gives him another audience, another audience, another group of people
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  Speaker 1: to sell the same thing, just cheat without the brands,
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  Speaker 1: to make them both for the money. But you know
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  Speaker 1: what they do now though, you know, back in the
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  Speaker 1: day it was real generic. Now they have like the
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  Speaker 1: grocery store brand. Yeah, yeah, like Ralph's brand, Croker program.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that bad, right because I would go who
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  Speaker 1: who in the back making the degree? Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's one thing I never could do when I you know, serial,
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  Speaker 1: I can't buy a generic. Serious, man, you don't even
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  Speaker 1: have a commercial. Yeah, And that's what made me. Won't
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  Speaker 1: your serious? Well I figured for me. If you eat
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  Speaker 1: Raisin brand, won't nobody touch it. It will stay there.
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  Speaker 1: If you like about Raising brand, it'll be right in
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  Speaker 1: the innybody whom steal it? That's weird story, man. My
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  Speaker 1: father in law loves Raising brand, so when he comes
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  Speaker 1: to the house, awesome. My mother law, Mama Mama does this.
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  Speaker 1: She makes his raisin bread feels it feels it up
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  Speaker 1: with raising bread feels it up with me is getting
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  Speaker 1: milk has gotta be flooded and it has to sit
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  Speaker 1: for at least an hour and get soggy. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: an oatmeal. Come in and eat it. That's what you
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  Speaker 1: want raising bread. So the first time I saw it
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  Speaker 1: at the house, I don't do no housework. But that
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  Speaker 1: day I saw that's who the hell let his raising
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  Speaker 1: threw it away? Boy? Problem, it was a problem. It
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  Speaker 1: was a situation. We'll be back with church complaints coming
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  Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up. At the top of the hour, Miss Anne
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  Speaker 1: will be here with our national news for today, which
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  Speaker 1: includes the latest on that deadly winter storm Rightley that
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  Speaker 1: hit the Northeast this past weekend. But right now it
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  Speaker 1: is time for church complaints. Let's go pastors. Uh buloo,
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  Speaker 1: Gracian father, who's high m hmm. We we'd have made
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  Speaker 1: it or to another monthy, but along with us are
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  Speaker 1: making it to another monthy. But here comes the haters
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  Speaker 1: from the week before, always something wrong here. I call
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  Speaker 1: this the most ungrateful congregation ever gathered under the crows,
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  Speaker 1: and who brings their complaints none other than supposedly my ball. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but our body who was working at the break and
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  Speaker 1: muffler stop. Yes, I was, and now I made him
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  Speaker 1: one of the top deacons. Hell he brings the complaint,
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  Speaker 1: Deacon del Jill. But I can still fix your breaks
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  Speaker 1: if you need me too. That I wish you put
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  Speaker 1: the brakes on some of the complaints at the congregation.
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  Speaker 1: Gibs me, I have to give it to Let let's
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  Speaker 1: go o. You all right, I'm in the mite. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I'm doing around. You ain't hold me
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  Speaker 1: in it. You're supposed to be on it, alright. The
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  Speaker 1: church wants to so much better, alright. The church wants
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  Speaker 1: to start our own uber called Cuba and we will
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  Speaker 1: um pick up church folks and drop them off. But
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  Speaker 1: they want to use your compastor to start this service. Chew.
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  Speaker 1: But is the name of it? Yeah, church Uber, that's
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  Speaker 1: oh h chewba. Well, uh, that's not gonna help you,
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  Speaker 1: it would I didn't. I took the money after church
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  Speaker 1: by the cadillac. Get the Cadillac back to the church
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  Speaker 1: to bring the money back in. And don't like the
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  Speaker 1: ch well, I sure ain't gonna go pick up a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people that don't like me church where that
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  Speaker 1: would Wouldn't that be a good way of paying the
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  Speaker 1: church back from what you took past? I didn't. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not paying the church back. That's part of the expensies. Okay,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: but that's not in in no paperwork that you can
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: do that. You do know that I haven't seen any paperwork.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I don't get paperwork from the Cadillac dealership either, because
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I paid cash. Don't let me write this leaves a
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: paper trailer. Come on, now, you have taken some of
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the church's money and a bout you a cod without
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the permission. I took a donation from the church which
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: was given to me in the phone of a love offered,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: and they loved me so much they bought the Cadillac. Okay,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Now the problem with me is, Deacon, does the people
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: in the treasury do they know this? Because I know
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: this firt time I'm hearing about you getting nobody given
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you a love offering. This big enough to buy a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: cat bag. Excuse me, this is the first time I'm
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: here and about a love. I don't fer big enough
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to buy you a gangla and you the digg and
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  Speaker 1: didn't you count the money I count? Get to me? No, no, no,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no. You collect
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the offering, you count it, you get to me. Now,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't get it in one collection. I've been saving it, okay,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: all right, and over the years we've collected enough for
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: the Cadillac. Listen, I'm not gonna say nothing to the
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: members about this, but because I don't, just could get ugly.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna say nothing about this. But what
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? I would advise you not
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to let any members know that that's where this Cadillac
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: comes from. Now, I'm just digging, digging, I ain't working. No, Well,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: what you think that is? It has not been a secret.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: This is the love offering that I have received, the
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: love offering, and in the love offering, they give it
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: to me, and I saved my money by the calor.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: What the problem is? They see the problem? Hill? What's
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the problem are you saying? You're trying to hoot me
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: by saying to me that the cong you trying that
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the congregation don't love me. I did not now now now,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I did not say that. I didn't say that now
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  Speaker 1: that much seemed to me like what you lead me
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  Speaker 1: to it? Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I yell,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: feeling sounds like sounds like you all that up given
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: to the jack part joint of Jerufe first of all
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the name. But you think you deserve to take money
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and buy yourself it called a love offering? Deacon? What
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: do you do with your salary? And I just didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen that much love come through the check.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: But if you say something, they don't love you as
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: much as they love me. I've been at this. I've
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: been posting at just church thirty one years, not a
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: saved thirty one years of love offered it. Finally bought
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: a Cadillac. Now we got problem with that, Okay, alright,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: be there after let me just move alout and if
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you're gonna leave a car way, we're not gonna get
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: into that. And now listen to the car right out
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: front in that special reserve place. Damn you didn't, you didn't.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I got two diggers out there Washington. Now all right,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: listen um. Sister Nadine Ridgeway had a hip replacement last month.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Now she got it done at a veterinarian clinic. For
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: some reason, she keeps barking doing service and it's bothering
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: the members. You're gonna have to talk to well us
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: put this out there, brother Sin. I took her down
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: there in the Cadillac. She so, now you're ubering people
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: in this Now. I didn't uber her. I took her
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: down there, but that's she said, give me a ride.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: As far as you're going, and far as I was
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: going was to the veterinary. How to make a laugh,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know she's gonna go in now. When she
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: went and then got the hip replacement. But for some
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: reason to see barking doing saving the hospital was on
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the next ConA when I let out onto the corner.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: All she had doing going down one more call and
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: she could have got hip replaced me that hospital. Now
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: she can shut up and there and got this dog
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: replaced me. She got dogs. Put it gonna be some balking.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You don't I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what's
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: gonna have hill She gonna matter. I don't know why
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: she thinks that humors. So what did you want to
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: do about this woman barking insane? I don't know what
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: about the ball in the service, that's not about. I
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: haven't heard it yet. She must be baking soul. Yeah,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, coming up of the Marcus out
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: of here. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne is gonna be here with today's national news.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Last
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: night was the nineties Annual Academy Awards. It was hosted
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: by Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy was funny last night. He did not. Yes,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: of course I didn't see it. Yeah, the Oscars were forever. Yeah. Yeah,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: But somebody asked, why you didn't see it? Why didn't
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you see it? I was working. Hey, Shirley and Carla
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: have some updates for us on the Oscars than I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: wasn't able to see because I was working. Our girls,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Tiffany Hattish and Maya Rudolph. They stole the show holding
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: their shoes because their feet were hurting when they came
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: out on stage. I loved it. I loved it. I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: loved it. And then the hashtag oscars so white reference
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: take a listen. We are so happy to be here,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: but a little nervous too, because a few years ago
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: people were saying that Oscars were so white and since
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: then some real progress has been made. But we when
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: we came out together, we know some of you were thinking,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: are the Oscars too black now? But we just want
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to say, don't worry. There are so many more white
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: people to come. So many We just came from backstage
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and there are tons of them that things of the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: moment of the evening belonged to Francis McDormand. When she
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: won Best Actress Award, you know, for the movie Three
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Billboards outside of Ebbing, Missouri. Shirley, you saw the movie.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: J you guys saw the movie. She had all the
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: women nominees in the room to stand up, take a listen.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: If I may be so honored to have all the
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: female nominees in every category stand with me in this
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: room tonight. The actors, Maryland, you do it. Everybody else
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: will come on. The filmmaker to produces, the directors, the
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: writer listen, a metallographer, because the composers to the songwriter,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: designers come on. Francis ended her speech though with two words,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: inclusion writer and everyone. It was all over social media.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: What is an inclusion writer and an inclusion writer is
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: a clause and an actor's contract that requires the cast
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: and crew to be diverse in order to retain the actor.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Francis mcdormant. They didn't let you off
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: for the Oscars. You know what I ain't. I'll be
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: almost Hey, could I be off this? But I got
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: to be off for the You're the first thing you
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: got to be off yet. Yeah, bottomie, Steven, you are
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: for what who do you ask to be I don't
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: know who do you ask? You asked me? Well, I
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: don't really ask to be off. I just tell whatever
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: deal I mean to move a date that I won't
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: be here for this or something like every Wednesday, y'
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: all the TV show. Well, yeah, you have to talk show.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just off on everybody's off, so I don't have
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: to ask, and you won't do nothing on that day. Well,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I try not to do nothing on that day, j
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: But I wind up, like I always say, I asked
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: my team not to book any meetings, Uh, don't do
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: any other TV appearances because when people get ahold of
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: my schedule and they see that Wednesday, they start drumming
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: up stuff they need, like promotion shoots. Let me stop
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: you right there, Steve. Do you ask them or do
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you do it in memo form. Wow, just for sure. No,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I want you all to understanding Steve Harvey that memo
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: le Steve Harvey ain't type man, not hey man. The
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: way they did me. I said, okay, yeah, okay, ladies
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, she's here, Miss and Trip. Thank you very
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: much everybody, and good morning. This is Ander put the news.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Thousands of homes and businesses from Virginia to New England
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: still without power this morning following Friday's northeaster, which is
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: a blame for nine deaths. By the way, the Trump
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: administration had said today as a deadline to and DACA.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: That's the Obama era program they protected dream as people
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: brought here illegally as young children. But Congress had been
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: working on new legislation that has so far failed to
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: put anything together. And now an appeal is to be
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: decided by the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. In other words,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the doctor the Dreamers are still in their situation is
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: still influx Sander. Chris Murphy says that President Trump is
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the only one who can shepherd through tougher gun laws
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: through the Congress. Murphy, who was on ABC's This Week,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: says unwavering presidential leadership is what we need. Republicans have
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: been so tied to the n Ray over the years
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: that unless he tells them that they have to move,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: nothing's going to happen. And sort of like what happened
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: on immigration, there's a meeting in which she suggests he's
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: willing to do a deal, um and then he walks
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: away from the table, which is why Connecticut Democrats says
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: that he expects Trump to continue to quote Bob and
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: weave on this issue. President Trump also still insisting meanwhile
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: on posing an imposing tariffs on imported steel and aluminum,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: or proposal that critics say coreld anger US allies and
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: quoted and cause the trade war, comments Secretary will You
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Will Ross was on NBC's Meet the Press defending Donald Trump,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: while Main's Independent Center Anger's King was critical. I think
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you have to take the President at his word, but
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: you want to do these kinds of things with a scalpel,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: not a chainsaw. Senator King says Trump's terrorists would punish
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: allies like Canada, a top export or steel and aluminum
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: to the US industries that used it to make everything
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: from cars to soup cans. Schools in West Virginia closed
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: for the eighth day today, school day anyway thanks to
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: continuing teachers strike. A pack of the American Israel Public
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Affairs Committee opened a three day meeting in Washington on Sunday.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Yahoo, who Israeli police reportedly want
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to see and died for alleged corruption, is scheduled to
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: addressed after meeting with President Trump later today. The movie
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Black Panther continues to roll and made sixty five million
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: extra dollars over the weekend, and among the winners of
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: this year's Academy Awards, Kobe Bryant for Best Animated Short Film,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Dear Basketball, Who Knew He Wrote In Jordan Peel, who
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: won for Best Original Screenplay for Get Out, Get Out,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the Best Film The Shape of Water. Looping back with
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: more entertainment in today's trending topics. Twenty minutes after the
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: hour on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. All right, I'm Friday night. Uh you
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: got I don't know if you guys heard about this.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Hip hop artist Rick Ross was rushed to the hospital
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: after reportedly suffering a heart attack um wow um. In
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: two thousand eleven, Yeah, Rick Ross suffered two seizures within
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: hours and later openly discussed his poor health habits. Now
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: this is, according to TMZ, Rick is in the hospital
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: hooked up to a machine that is performing heart and
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: lung functions. Although Rick Ross for an sent family, Uh,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: they're denying that claim that he's on life support. Uh. Now,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: we all know that fifty cent and Rick Ross have
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: been who immortal enemies. They've been beefing for a long
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: long time. So now, according to TMZ, again people are
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: mad at fifty cents because he posted a shocking picture
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that is clearly directed at his long time enemy Rick Ross.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Some feeling like he's mocking Rick Ross. A picture fifty
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Cent posted is of Ivan Drago from one of the
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Rocky movies. Um, the precise scene is when Drago is
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: standing over Apollo Creed. We all remember this as Creed
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: is dying and Drago says if he dies, he dies. Yeah,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: come on, fifty is just cold blooded. Yea posted that
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: saying if he dies, he dies about Rick Ross. Yeah,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: that's crazy that that that's not very sensitive, very insensitive.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Stars from the hip hop industry, including Drakes Snoop, Chris Rock,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: did he Missy? Elliott, ll Cool, Jake, French Montana, French
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Montana and more are all praying for Rick Ross as
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: we all are. Um. You know, he's an important cat,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: you know, all of them to somebody, But he just
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: happens to be a famous person. He's a good dude. Man.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I've only met him once, but he just he seems
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: like a good dude to me. Man, I don't see.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I don't wish nothing on my enemies, like because I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: don't want it to happen to me, and just because
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: you just that's not how you roll. Yeah, you treat
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: people you want to be treated. But Ficky got way
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: too much going on to carry that. Yeah, come on,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: you know, and if it was done in humor, he
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: missed us next time with some comedia, yeah yeah, and
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: we say it's over the line. Yeah I could that.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: You know. You know that beef goes back a long time.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Remember your whole baby Mama's sex tape. This will be
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: a good time for Fitty to step up and wish
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: him well and squash the be you know what I mean?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Something Okay, now listen this God forbe is something happened
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: to Ricky Josey, what what what? What do that win you?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: It changes your position in life? Zero zero, nothing happens. Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: well again we're all praying for like Ross. We really
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: are all right. We're coming up after thirty or four,
• 40:29
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• 40:56
  Speaker 1: a little hit Steph and I put together. We let
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: call it off the cuff, off the Cup, because that's
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: exactly what it is. But before we played the hit,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I'd like to thank all the people who came out
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: to celebrate Paul Mooney and honor Dick Regory. You know,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: it was it was so good man. We played the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: video of Dick Regory, a lot of comments that never
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: seen him to stand up, you know, back in the day,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and then we had Paul Mooney sitting on the stage London.
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  Speaker 1: Brown did an impression, dead on impression U pulmoney while
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  Speaker 1: even standing right, and it was great man. I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to thank everybody came out and uh yeah it was.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It was to honor him, Steve, And you know I
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  Speaker 1: would I would have I would have done no term,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: But I'm said something abody man, because he's really influenced me.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Now he's he's a legend man that and when you
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: use the word, you don't use the word lightly. But
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: he is definitely a legend in comedy. Man. He changed
• 41:47
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• 41:49
  Speaker 1: with that being said, this is a little ditty we
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• 42:30
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• 42:35
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• 43:01
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• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Heying here like the money he made the man he
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, was on another show. Then he left one
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: damn day. I have more everything looking round out. He
• 44:21
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• 44:26
  Speaker 1: He ain't been silenced no more. Everybody think that he
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• 44:34
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• 44:55
  Speaker 1: the last, but not only but it got the less
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  Speaker 1: sense of us all. I damn near stupid in her phone.
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  Speaker 1: I think he failed when he was a baby. Somebody
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. Stupid as he want to be.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I think he is. He ain't got a princess what
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  Speaker 1: we call him. I think stupid us he can be.
• 45:16
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• 45:21
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  Speaker 1: about this? So can I take your orders? You'll need
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: to order ten pizzas you want ten pizzas, and what's
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: on the quest? Was that going to be six? You
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: talk up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: six cheese pizzas. On being crust, what's on the quest?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Was that again? Fan? Fan? Fan? Then six sees ben
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: crust pizzas and do you want any other topic? Town?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: That's her? No? I need to to meet lovers? What
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: was that again? Can you can you stick up a
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: little bit? I was really having a hard time hearing you.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I need to meet lovers, to meet lothers. Is that yes,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: to meet lover meet lovers? Said okay, And what kind
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: a quest would you like on that? Sir? That's thick
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: thick cross. You said you want to think quests on
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: that sick. So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Can you speak up for need? I need to meet
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: lovers with thick crust crust? Okay, okay, all right? And
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: then the last is two vengjie's on thin crossgee jeeves
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: veggies too, veggie two veggie on the thick cluss. Do
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: y'all delivered to um? Do y'all delivered to a gated
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: gated community. Can you work for a second for me? Okay,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: sorry about that, sir. Okay, can I get your phone numbers?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Three four two? There's six eight numbers? Okay. I heard
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: three four two guys six eight nine, but I didn't
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: get the rest of those numbers. Can I get an
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: area code or my number three four two they're six
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: eight nine? Okay, Um, I need to get the whole
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: seven digits and the area code so that we can
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: put you in the computer. That's try to find your location.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I told you my number. My number is three fold
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: two D six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um, let
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: me give my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it. Sir.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: doing great? All right. I ordered teen pizza, six cheese
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: pieces to meet lovers and two veggies. I'm trying to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: see if do y'all have a problem delivered to a
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: gated community? Oh not at all. We delivered to a
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: gated community all the time. Let me just get a
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: number for you and an address, right, my number three
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: four two days six eight nine. Sir, that's only six digits.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: We need seven digits. Well, actually, Erico plus your seven digits. Okay,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. If you just leave it with
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: the guard, Here'll make sure I get it. No, So
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think you understand. I need to have a
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: phone number. Why I can call you. We can go
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: in and out of the gate. That's not a problem.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: When I gets you can't go in and out that gate. Listen,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you can't go in and out that. I'm sorry, I
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Can you speak up something? Okay, I'm
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: trying to get ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: it off with the guard. So I understand what you're saying.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly. The
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterated.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna pay you. I'm I'm
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: cool with the guard. He's gonna pay you. Okay, where
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: are you located? Inla and Gola? And where's where's Ala
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: and Gold and Gold in Louisiana the penitentiary? So we
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: can't deliver pizza too and Gola penitentiary. Look, I ordered
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: ten pizzas from one six six chief pieces, two met
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: loaders and two big Look, I keep you on this
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: phone too much longer. Listen. I know what you're saying,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: but we're not delivering to Angla. Do you know where
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas, but
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you gotta got somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to get these ten. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you, exactly, and I'm not
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, Why because
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: to people in the penitentiary. People in the penictial can
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. We do not
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you know how long it would take to get pizza
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: to Angola? Let me okay, who the manager there? I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: am the manager speaking with the manager. What's your name?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Never mind what my name is, just know that I'm
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: the manager. Okay, let me say this to you since
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you to manager there. If I don't get no pizzas
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: here tonight. I'm when I get on three years, I'm
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: coming down there and I'm gonna you up. So you
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: think you're talking to you, ain't going meet up in
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: three years. I won't be here. But a matter of fact,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I just might stay here for three years. So when
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: you come back, let me tell you something, y'all, don't
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: brainy piece of this penitential and get it to the
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: guard before he get off work then. But it's gonna
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: be around here now in ordered these ten pitchers and
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: everybody on the cell block is waiting on them, sir,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about you and your phone
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: on yourself block. You are in the penitentiary and I
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: don't even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: This is a business, okay, and I have a job
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary, y'all
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: discriminating about where y'all brain pizzas and more. We don't
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: destroy meinator, but we ain't located in that goal unless
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you go give me some pets alf from my metroll.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming. Let me tell you something. I want
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you to remember eating number three fold to Dad six
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: eight nine if you see that great painted on your
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: house or that damn pizza place, then you know my
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: then got out and I'm looking for your three fo
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: to dad six eight nine. I don't give it about
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: three two six eight nine and seven f three. What
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is your grass. If you come up here
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: in three years and guess where, don't drop the fat.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Who who you think you're talking to? That's where I said,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: who you think you talking to? Let me get off
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: my phone. I got one more thing to tell you
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: before I get on three years the land words I'm
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: gonna say. You're listening, Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: gotta say? This is next you Tommy from the Steve
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray for
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You got
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: to be freaky man, Oh god, oh god. This is Tommy.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: You know your mate want a pizza? You know what
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I mean? You know you're laying up in there and
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: you and your sailing think about some pepperoni. You want
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: to pee? You understand how I go want freedom? I
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: like order, and that was prison. People in the penitentiary.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I need pepper around to collar. But prison is not
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: the place you really asked for pepper on it. You
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: just go with mushrooms, trust me on that one. Over all, right,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I am doing it. Saucage just went ahead and said it.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: They're leaving that joke out the people trying to finish
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: because the average person that's listening don't know that Paperoni
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: comes in sausage. Yeah, just slice look a little like
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: they little this you didn't want to say, very very familiar.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: And if you're in prison, you don't be asking for that,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: you know. So I just want to be there for you.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Clip right, you just wanted to say joker. Let me
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: put this out there, y'all on mine, I am Fried
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: day Night, Salisbury, Maryland. Friday night. What Comical Youth and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Convincing Center. The nephew is added again with Comic Code
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Youth and Convention Center, Salisbury, Maryland. And I think everybody
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: in the b MO, Baltimore, Maryland sailing out six shows,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: your sir, I want to say thank you, thank you
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: that show man I sold out that both Thorty show boy.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: You hear me, Okay, So the mentoring is working. So
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: that was not mentoring. He did this on his own.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Ain't going ain't it's March. We're gonna come back and
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: talk about mining. Right now. You're listening to Steve Hardy
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, before we got to the letter subject,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: you did what where before before we get to the letter,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I just want to discuss this mentoring with Tom. Okay,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I just want inform you all that it is now.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Let me see it is now March fifth. Yeah, I
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: heard from there. You said the only time it even
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: comes up as if I bring it up. That's what
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: you said. Yeah, So I just want you all to
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: know that. You know, Hey, wait a minute, okay, because
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: you're really busy, let me do that. Okay, what time
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: you get home tonight? I just come by you and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: ain't Margre's and hang out over. What time you get me?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: You didn't come to my house tonight? What do you
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: want me to come doing today? Don't got work? I
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: got jobs? Well, I just stayed until you get them.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: When I come home, I won't see you. I've been
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: at one call day. Don't do you want me to
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: come by the studio where you shooting the TV show?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Want me? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's what that's that's
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: where everybody else do. Oh okay, Well there you go.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Now easily you could easily been by here. I've been
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: here every day, Yes you have, Sir, Julia, how many
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: times if you called me and met with me this year?
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: You think, I think tim at least ten times? How
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: do I get on the lot. I'll take care for
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: your time. Don't worry about Bam. There you go. You
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: take you ain't gonna get on that man. Oh he's
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: gonna wear you out of that gate mouth mouth. Yeah,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: because you got to get mom. Mom? How you spelling that? Sir?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: And I yeah, I got a chance to get two tickets. Man,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: would you let me know if you would? Would you
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: like to go with me? Go with you to the
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: mask and then in the V I P. Section. Man,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: G Garbing is cooking. It's all you can eat. It's plush, man.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: So let me know if you can roll with your nephew.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Ain't got a little bit, you know, when you ain't
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: working your fit of y'all hang out and maybe we
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: can do some master Well, the Master's is on the weekend,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm working first weekend in April. Okay, yeah, I
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: work every weekend. Tommy, I kid you nothing. I thought
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I would ask you for first of going and throat clear.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Don't neither one of y'all play golf. But I'm on
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: team tongue. I mean, if anybody should do it should
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: be team You can play. No, not at all, No,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I be I can tell you what club do you?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Then look like a nine one man? You're in the trap.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: You might need a nine on a sandwird. I know
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: the game, Steve, I got pittling the dude. Hey, Shirley
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: and Carla have some updates for us on the oscars.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Then I wasn't able to see because I was working.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: That's right, Steve, what an exciting night. It was long, though,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: wirl the Oscars are long, right, Yes, Shout out to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Mary J. Blige though she looked beautiful last night. Shout
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: out to Mary J. Denzel. Everyone that was in the house, Chappelle,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Lapideo chat with Boman, was there. King was in the building.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: He was and I I had struggled pronouncing his name.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: But it's Daniel Kaluya love him alright, nephew. Take us
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: to the letter, hold on tight, we got it for you. Here.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry letter. Subject you did? What where?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: All right? Dear Stephen, Shirley, I met the love of
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: my life. This beautiful woman was so perfect I could
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: not believe she was still single. Well after dating her
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: for six months, I figured out exactly why she is
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: not married. She has a bizarre, nasty habit. It all
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: started to go downhill when I took her around my
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: friends for the first time. We went to a house
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: party and had a good time eating and drinking. The
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: next day, my friend called me upset because someone had
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: relieved themselves in his bathroom drawer. What to put it politely,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: it was not urine. What he thought someone had had
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: too much to drink and made a mistake. Two months later,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: my lady and I went to play cards at another
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: friend's home. The next day, my buddy called me and
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: was very upset because someone had relieved themselves in his
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: son's closet. It's odd to me that it's happened twice,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: but I don't dwell on it. A week later, my
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: lady and I went to my brother's house for a cookout.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: The next day, same thing. My brother called me and
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: said he had discovered a mess on the back seat
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: of his suv. Now there have been three incidents and
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: it's starting to get really weird. So I mentioned it
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: to my girl. I told her that everywhere we had been,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: someone had left a surprise for the homeowner. Each time.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Her response blew my mind. She shamefully admitted that it
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: was her all three times. She said she can't help it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: She likes to relieve herself in odd places when she
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: goes out. She said she tried therapy for many years,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: but nothing has worked. I consulted consulted a psychiatrist on
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: my own, and he said that the problem is very
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: common and that I should stay with her and support her.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I was going to marry this woman, but now I'm
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: thinking that marriage would not be a good idea. What's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: your advice? Should I throw in the towel now? Or
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: stay with her and help her through this? All? Right?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: My ample is going to be very short and very simple.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Run as fast as you can. This is not a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: good look. Run. Something medically is wrong with her, mentally
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: is wrong with her. Therapy didn't help her. Uh. I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: don't think anything can be helped by this situation. This
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: is crazy and nasty. Steve, Run, I say run. You know,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: things like this is what I specialize, and this is
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: why I'm a proponent of who I go to school
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: when you could do coming see, education will get in
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the way of what I'm about to say, schooling and
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: and and proper technique and discussing what could have gone
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: wrong in her childhood? How normally is a behavior clinically
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: what this is called? Well, there is no clinical name
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: for this. Let's call this what it is. This is
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: just yeah, come on, boy, come on? What is it again?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: They can't believe I said just bleep it cat all
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: this sea is and you can't call this listen to me.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: This is shout out. You're just running round. You want
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, now we come back. We want to give
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: a different name to We're gonna call it the ice
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: te But what really is it? Right now? We all
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: know you just want rush and disgust will be what
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two. Set let me
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: get this subject. Guy, you did? What where? Ahead? I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: just want to say question, because can I say it
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: one time? You know you can? Let me say you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: know you can? You don't do it? Okay, go ahead, Jakes,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: this is yes much? Then now let me explain something
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: to you. Miss his beautiful woman. You can't believe she's
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: still a single, But then you find out why she's
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: still a single, because she got a disgusting habit. She
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: likes to relieve herself in odd places. She then went
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: over your friends cops. She the sugar honted ice tea
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: in the draw in the bathroom. She went over another
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: buddy house. She the sugar hooded ice teeth in your
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: in the sun clothes. Then she went over your brother's house,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: set her fucking ass up in the back seat on
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: this issue V and sugar. That's right here. It's a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: nasty on this. Then you can marry her if you
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: want to. She'g gonna be walking around house discovering stock.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: You got one day, open up your laptop, beating dead
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: in the hell, sugar on the iced tea on this
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: damn keyboard. You know who it is. It's Hu. That's
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: why her finding her and the ain't got nobody, because
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody solving that. You're gonna be sitting here putting
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: on your coat, stick your hand in your pocket in
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: the hell, shivering up on the iced tea, and then
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: you checking pocket. You nasty. You can't stay with nobody
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: like this man, I got the training for this up
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: in here. Y'all in the y'all in the living room,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: having a good time. You go over there to start
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: a fire. I didn't it longs in this damn fire.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: This sugar on the iced teat in the fireplace. Everywhere,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: just it's just everywhere. You're going down the infacement. You're
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: gonna wash a load of clothes. You open up the
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: lid tea in the damn washing machine. You're sitting up
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: in here. You're going the bathroom. You ain't paying no attention.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: You use the bathroom where you're supposed to use it.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: You flushed the toilet like you post to. You get
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: up and go to the sink to wash your hands.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: And this here fun the iced tea in the damn sink.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: You're sitting up in here. You got company coming over,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: everybody that got hungry. What did a little kids say?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Can I hand some silk? You go out there and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: don't look the camera to get a ball down. You
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: pull the ball down. This hell funk iced tea. Ain't
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: your baby syrl ball. This is why she can't stay
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: with nobody. You outside cutting the grab. You just run
• 1:05:55
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• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: the oscars were last night, as we mentioned, um a
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour ch Anthony Brown, in honor of
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  Speaker 1: the Oscars, has written a segment. You go to the movie,
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley and Carla have some updates for us on the Oscars,
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  Speaker 1: and I wasn't able to see because I was working.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Steve, what an exciting night. It was long, though, girl,
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  Speaker 1: The Oscars a long right now. Yes, Hel's Jimmy Kimmel.
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  Speaker 1: You guys. He set up the joke of the evening
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  Speaker 1: by offering a jet ski for the shortest acceptance speech,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, we just talked about it. The Oscars
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  Speaker 1: go on and on and on. A jet ski though,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's up. Let's take a listen. This is a
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  Speaker 1: really long show. So here's what we're gonna do. Not
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  Speaker 1: saying you shouldn't give a long speech, but whoever gives
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  Speaker 1: the shortest speech tonight we'll go home with Johnny. Tell
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  Speaker 1: them what they'll win chet ski. Well. The winner was
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  Speaker 1: Mark Bridges. He was costume designer for the movie Phantom Thread.
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  Speaker 1: His speech was thirty six seconds long. Shout out to
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  Speaker 1: Marry J. Blige though she looked beautiful last night. Shout
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  Speaker 1: out to Mary j. Denzel, everyone that was in the house, Chappelle,
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  Speaker 1: Lapite and the Youngo chat with Bozeman, was there. King
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  Speaker 1: Tchalla was in the building. He was and I had
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  Speaker 1: struggled pronouncing his name, but it's Daniel Kaluya love him.
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  Speaker 1: Our girls Tiffany Hattrish and Maya Rudolph, they stole the
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  Speaker 1: show holding their shoes because their feet were hurting when
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  Speaker 1: they came out on stage. I loved it. I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. And then the hashtag oscar so white
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  Speaker 1: reference take a listen. We are so happy to be here,
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  Speaker 1: but a little nervous too, because a few years ago
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: people were saying that Oscars were so white, and since
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  Speaker 1: then some real progress has been made. But we when
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  Speaker 1: we came out together, we know some of you were thinking,
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  Speaker 1: are the Oscars too black? Man? But we just want
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  Speaker 1: to say, don't worry. There are so many more white
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  Speaker 1: people to come, soul men. We just came from backstage
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  Speaker 1: and there are tons of them. Back Things of the
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  Speaker 1: moment of the evening belonged to Francis McDormand when she
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  Speaker 1: won Best Actress Award, you know, for the movie Three Billboards.
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  Speaker 1: Outside of Ebbing Missouri, Shirley, you saw the movie. J
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  Speaker 1: you guys saw the movie. She had all the women
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  Speaker 1: nominees in the room to stand up, take a listen.
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  Speaker 1: If I may be so honored to have all the
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  Speaker 1: female nominees in every category stand with me in this
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  Speaker 1: room tonight. The actors, Marilyn, you do it. Everybody else
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  Speaker 1: writers listen, a metagraphers, the composers, the songwriters, designer, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Francis ended her speech though with two words, inclusion writer
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  Speaker 1: and everyone. It was all over social media. What is
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  Speaker 1: and an actor's contract that requires the cast and crew
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  Speaker 1: to be diverse in order to retain the actor. Shout
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  Speaker 1: out to Francis McDorman, all of the winners, all of
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  Speaker 1: the highlights, all the celebrities, Jordan peel one. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are gonna you guys are gonna mess up my jet Ski.
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  Speaker 1: Hold up, um, this means so much to me. I
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  Speaker 1: I stopped writing this movie about twenty times because I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was impossible. I thought it wasn't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: I thought no one would ever make this movie, but
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  Speaker 1: someone let me make this movie that people would hear
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  Speaker 1: it and people would see it. So I want to
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  Speaker 1: dedicate this to all the people who raised my voice
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  Speaker 1: and let me make this movie. Shout out to Jordan
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  Speaker 1: Peel Forget Out. He won for Original Screenplay the nineties
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  Speaker 1: was a great show that we're going to talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: It is a fact that black people yell out at
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  Speaker 1: for white people have never been the movies with us.
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  Speaker 1: This is what we do. This is how we watch
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Former President Barack Obama says he would play
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  Speaker 1: for the San Antonio Spurs. President Obama, of course, is
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  Speaker 1: known for, you know, shooting hoops every now and then
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  Speaker 1: from time to time. Yeah, but he said, but but listen,
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  Speaker 1: if he said, if he did have a chance to
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  Speaker 1: play pro ball, he'd lend his hooping talent to the Spurs.
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  Speaker 1: He said that although he is a die hard, die
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  Speaker 1: intellect rather than loyalty. He says, the way he sees it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But he plays basketball good. Yeah, he's pretty decent.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Pretty decent. Did you see Russell Wills playing baseball? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I saw that that and how was he struck out?
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  Speaker 1: You're going back to camp now though? Yeah, damn spring training?
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  Speaker 1: off season? No? No, no, he actually could be a
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  Speaker 1: two sport players. Oh oh, he got drafted for baseball,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: but hell and he gets a check. Yeah for baseball. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's drafted. They drafted him in the draft. He's actually
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  Speaker 1: really did always get too far. Hey, Steve, before we
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  Speaker 1: get out of here, you have to say happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to your friend pastor Joel Osteen. Oh is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How fifty time? Yeah, it's the Lord and it's the
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  Speaker 1: Lord and the Lord. Alright, we'll be back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steven Show, alright, I'm Friday night.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard about this hip
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: hop artist Rick Ross was rushed to the hospital after
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: reportedly suffering a heart attack. Um wow um in two
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: thousand eleven. Yeah, Rick Ross suffered two seizures within hours
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: and later openly discussed his poor health habits. Now this
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: is according to TMZ, Rick is in the hospital hooked
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: up to a machine that is performing heart and long functions.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Although Rick Ross friends and family, uh, they're denying that
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: claim that he's on life support. Now, we all know
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: that fifty cent and Rick Ross have been mortal enemies.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: They've been beefing for a long long time. So now,
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: according to TMZ, again people are mad at fifty cents
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: because he posted a shocking picture that is clearly directed
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: at his longtime enemy Rick Ross. Some feeling like he's
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: mocking Rick Ross. A picture fifty Cent posted is of
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  Speaker 1: Ivan Drago from one of the Rocky movies. The precise
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  Speaker 1: scene is when Drago is standing over Apollo Creed. We
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  Speaker 1: all remember this as Creed is dying and Drago says
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  Speaker 1: if he dies, he dies. Yeah, come on, fifty that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That that's not very sensitive, very insensitive. Starts from the
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  Speaker 1: hip hop industry, including Drake Snoop, Chris Rock did he,
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  Speaker 1: Missy Elliott, LLL Cool, Jake, French Montana, French Montana and
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  Speaker 1: more are all praying for Rick Ross as we all are. Um,
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  Speaker 1: he's an important cat, you know, all of the to somebody,
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  Speaker 1: But he just happens to be a famous person. He's
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  Speaker 1: a good dude. Man, I've only met any wars, but
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  Speaker 1: he just he seems like a good dude to me. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't see. I don't wish
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  Speaker 1: nothing on my enemies, like because I don't want it
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  Speaker 1: to happen with me, and just because you just that's
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  Speaker 1: not how you roll. Yeah, you treat all you want
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  Speaker 1: to be treated. But fifty got way too much going
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  Speaker 1: on to carry that. Yeah, come on, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: if it was done in humor, miss thick with us
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  Speaker 1: next time with some real commedia. Yeah yeah, and we
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  Speaker 1: say it's over the line. Yeah, I couldn't go down.
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  Speaker 1: You know. You know that beef goes back a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Remember your whole Baby Mama's sex taping. This will be
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  Speaker 1: a good time for Fitty to step up and wishing
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  Speaker 1: well and watch the bee you know what I mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's something Okay, Now listen to this God Forbear, something
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  Speaker 1: happened to Ricky. Don't say what what? What? What do
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  Speaker 1: that win you? It changes your position in life? Zero
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  Speaker 1: zero nothing happened? Yeah, well again we're all praying for
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  Speaker 1: like Ross, we really are all right. Coming up, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey has special closing remarks you're listening to. Here we
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  Speaker 1: go on this Monday after the OSCARS last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Here's Steve with his closing remarks. My closes
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  Speaker 1: remarks today as rather personal to me, as I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it is with a lot of you when you hear
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  Speaker 1: the subject. But I want to try to encourage people
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  Speaker 1: to make this readily available to themselves. I can't even
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  Speaker 1: begin to tell you how effective this weapon has been
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  Speaker 1: for me throughout my life. How many times I have
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  Speaker 1: used this to help me, to comfort me, to soothe me,
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  Speaker 1: to guide me, to just make me feel like somebody's listening.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the effectiveness of prayer. I want to
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  Speaker 1: remind everybody on a personal level of what prayer has
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  Speaker 1: meant to me. Now, I'm sure there are millions of
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  Speaker 1: people listen to me know exactly what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes you gotta say it out loud, as reminded
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  Speaker 1: to yourself and just an offer to other people who
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  Speaker 1: might be struggling out there, because everybody struggles with something,
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  Speaker 1: but every time I've truly struggled with something, prayer has
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  Speaker 1: been my most most effective tool. It really is. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about prayer. The cool thing about prayers you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to ask for nobody's permission, You don't need
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  Speaker 1: an appointment, you don't have to clear it with anybody.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sure that you know people will share with
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  Speaker 1: you certain methods they use. But really, any way you
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  Speaker 1: do it be just fine. You don't have to be
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  Speaker 1: on your knees, you know, if you want to, that's
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  Speaker 1: absolutely fine. But you could be on the public transportation,
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  Speaker 1: you could be driving, you could be sitting in your car,
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  Speaker 1: you could be in your cubicle. You could be at
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  Speaker 1: your desk, you could be at your workstation, you could
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  Speaker 1: be walking on the way to lunch. If you can
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  Speaker 1: do it anywhere, So please don't wait until you have
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  Speaker 1: an available space or time, because the thing about prayering
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  Speaker 1: God man, He's always available. The cool thing about prayer also,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't require perfection. And what I mean by that
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  Speaker 1: is you don't have to have yourself together to do it.
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  Speaker 1: This is a big one that people need to understand.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer does not required perfection. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: prayer doesn't require that you come to pray after you
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  Speaker 1: get it right. A matter of fact, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to get it right. You don't have to be perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer is for broken people. Prayer is for people that
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  Speaker 1: are confused, used. Prayers for people who are unsure about
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  Speaker 1: the next move. Prayer is for people who are grieving.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer is for people who are hurting. Prayer is for
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  Speaker 1: people who feel alone. It's for people who got nowhere
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  Speaker 1: to go, who have no place to turn. Now, it
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  Speaker 1: would be good if you used it all the time,
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  Speaker 1: but let's be honest, a lot of times we wait
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  Speaker 1: till something is wrong. It's best to do it all
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  Speaker 1: the time. But if you are finding yourself in one
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  Speaker 1: of these positions of being broken, confused, unsure, hurting, grieving alone,
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  Speaker 1: then it's available. Because the thing about God is he's merciful.
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  Speaker 1: He understands already that you're not perfect. He understands already
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  Speaker 1: that you only come to him a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: when you really need him. But to in sadible thing
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  Speaker 1: about him is he's always there. That's incredible. God is
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  Speaker 1: behind the prison walls, He's inside of hospitals. God is
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  Speaker 1: down at the funeral home. God shows up man when
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  Speaker 1: he needed most, when he's needed most. And it doesn't matter,
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  Speaker 1: because let me tell you what prayer has done for me.
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  Speaker 1: It is giving me comfort. It has given me a
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  Speaker 1: sure fire way to get real answers. Prayer connects us
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  Speaker 1: to the greatest source of power available to man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just talking to you real, y'all. I'm just giving it
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  Speaker 1: to you the way I see it. That are people
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  Speaker 1: who can explain prayer far better than me. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure there's some people in that pool pit can give
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  Speaker 1: you a cold cold definition of prayer. But what if
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  Speaker 1: you ain't, what if you ain't down that Sunday. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you from a hood cat that prayer has
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  Speaker 1: worked for me, that it got through got me through
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  Speaker 1: some of my darkest moments when it seemed like everywhere
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  Speaker 1: I turned they was against me. Prayer got me through it. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I've dealt some things publicly, man, Lord her Mercy, man
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  Speaker 1: that I know would have crumbled me if it was
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  Speaker 1: not for prayer. I've heard people talking about me that
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  Speaker 1: don't even know me, ain't never met me, just saying
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  Speaker 1: negative about me. You know what got me through it? Prayer.
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  Speaker 1: You know when they all said I was just ignorant
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  Speaker 1: person on television. Prayer when I was being called out
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  Speaker 1: of my name, what I felt was unjustifiably prayer, Prayer
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  Speaker 1: when they lie about me, dragged my character and name
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  Speaker 1: through the mud with lies. Prayer, prayer when I was
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  Speaker 1: homeless and living in that car. Prayer, Prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: Just use it, man, Stop being proud and use it
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  Speaker 1: because prayer works. Pray. Don't ask nobody, listen, don't forget
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  Speaker 1: to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and don't ever
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  Speaker 1: be too proud to pray because prayer. Prayer changes things.
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  Speaker 1: You can believe at y'all have a great weekend. It's
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  Speaker 1: already I'm working this weekend to have a great weekend. Prayer, Amen,
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