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Blue Ivy, 877-29-STEVE, Pimpin' Picked It, C-Minus Chad and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the million bucks things in the Stubbs Star true good
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  Speaker 1: of listening to mother, Please, I don't join Jo. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you, you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn them out to turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water got Come come on your tha Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will, I come on and everybody you are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. You know what's important, What's what can
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  Speaker 1: be a huge part of your success is if you
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  Speaker 1: if you find a balance, if you find a balance
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  Speaker 1: in your life. That's that's been very important for me.
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  Speaker 1: And I've really never phrased it this way until now,
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  Speaker 1: but I was kind of thinking about it after my
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  Speaker 1: wife and I mean we set up one night recently. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I often come on here and this is
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  Speaker 1: kind of an inspirational moment of the show, and I
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  Speaker 1: try to remind people about that most important relationship between
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  Speaker 1: you and God. And that's that's the apex of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's the that's the top of the crime. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta form the relationship with God. If you don't, everything
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  Speaker 1: else struggles. It's hard to be a good husband without God.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to be a good family man without God.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to be successful without God. Man, it's hard
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  Speaker 1: to be hard to get through this thing called life
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  Speaker 1: without God. So that's clear. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: you can't talk about God twenty four seven. You got
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  Speaker 1: to go to work. Come on, man, let's just be real.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't I ain't your past, and I ain't at
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  Speaker 1: your church. But let's just be real about it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if people tell you got to keep your mind stayed
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  Speaker 1: on Him and all like that, that's that's a true statement.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta keep your mind stayed in that area. I
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  Speaker 1: don't not here to tell you how to live, but
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  Speaker 1: you got to keep your mind stayed in that area
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  Speaker 1: of God, of doing the right thing, caring about people.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I took it as. Now I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize if I'm not saying that the way you've
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  Speaker 1: been taught. I can only do me now. But after that,
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  Speaker 1: you got to go to work. You gotta have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta take care of your business, and that's the
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  Speaker 1: balance you have to find so it once you focus
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  Speaker 1: on showing up your relationship with God, you got you
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  Speaker 1: gotta balance this now. Now you got to allocate some
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  Speaker 1: time I don't care who you are, for your family.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna have a family, you got to allocate
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  Speaker 1: some time for them. See, we can't just marry these
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  Speaker 1: women or make these kids and then neglect them and fellas,
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  Speaker 1: especially if I'm talking to me about him, Ladies, you
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  Speaker 1: can listen to but listen. If you find yourself struggling
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  Speaker 1: in your life, man, and you can't seem to get
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  Speaker 1: it together, let's just go over a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: The first two things, if you find yourself struggling, you
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  Speaker 1: can't seem to pull it together and reach your goals
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  Speaker 1: and get to where you want to go, Let's just
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  Speaker 1: do a check how is your relationship with God? And
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  Speaker 1: then next how much time are you taking to allocate
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  Speaker 1: for your family? Now, your family don't always live in
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  Speaker 1: your house, but if you made them, they yours and
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  Speaker 1: the responsibility to them is never lessing because you don't
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  Speaker 1: stay that no more. Because you and the girl broke up,
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  Speaker 1: you and the woman don't speak a man that don't
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  Speaker 1: ever release you from the obligation. Feel me when I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you this now, because I'm not telling you something
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  Speaker 1: I'm wondering about. I've had to live through them years.
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  Speaker 1: So two things you can start looking at. If you're
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  Speaker 1: not where you want to be, and you ain't, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't really solid. You can't figure out why you keep
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  Speaker 1: spending your wills. Have you just done a random inventory, man?
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  Speaker 1: Have you just checked on your relationship with God? Have
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  Speaker 1: you checked on the time you spending dedicated towards your family,
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  Speaker 1: your children that you've created. If them two things is
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  Speaker 1: out of saint man, that I can tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: you can go on and get to explain in yourself
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  Speaker 1: away just like that. A man, how come you ain't
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  Speaker 1: where you want to be? I'm couz man, I really ain't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you really ain't, then you really ain't. The third
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  Speaker 1: thing is you got to allocate the necessary time for
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  Speaker 1: your business. You got to handle your business. All of this, man,
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  Speaker 1: is the way it works, and the order the order
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  Speaker 1: is God first, family second. Then you got to handle
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  Speaker 1: all your business but as men, and this is what
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  Speaker 1: we do. If I don't handle my business, I can't
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  Speaker 1: take care of my family. True statement. But if your
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  Speaker 1: business is in front of your family, you out of order. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we're talking about now, ain't it. See that's
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  Speaker 1: that's all we really saying here now, fellas you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know I mean, I mean, come on, man, you know,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's have a real conversation about being better. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you have created these children, you got to handle
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  Speaker 1: your business. You may not like the girl no more.
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  Speaker 1: You and the woman might have broken up, y'all might
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  Speaker 1: go your own way, But what that got to do
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  Speaker 1: with the child though? Man out to handle your business.
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  Speaker 1: They got to know who daddy is. That's your obligation, man,
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  Speaker 1: And God ain't letting you off the hook for that.
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  Speaker 1: Try go ahead and try it, and thank you. Gonna
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  Speaker 1: get off the hook with that, because you're not man,
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  Speaker 1: You just not. I'm sorry, man, dog Steve, Why are
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  Speaker 1: you coming like that? Because I did it like that.
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  Speaker 1: I did it, man. I was over here trying to
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  Speaker 1: reshape my life, getting myself up on my feet when
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  Speaker 1: I was a homeless man and trying to come back. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I thought I had to take care of me first
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  Speaker 1: and then so I can neglect it. Care about them kids, man,
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  Speaker 1: That ain't high work, man, God help us knee on
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  Speaker 1: my neck for a long time for that one right there,
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  Speaker 1: until I finally learned the lesson hold up, man, put
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  Speaker 1: these phone calls in, Go spend some time, do something,
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  Speaker 1: And then it started turning around for me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I can't beat there all the time because I am
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  Speaker 1: out here on the ground in the hustle. But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, man, some more phone calls, some more letters, somemohaha,
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  Speaker 1: he he's something, Then take care of your business. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You got to work hard to be successful. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't put that in there. I just live
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  Speaker 1: in and I expect my sons to emulate that. But
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  Speaker 1: I gotta talk to him all the time. How hard
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  Speaker 1: you got to work to be something. It's an all
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  Speaker 1: out of salt on it. Man. If you gotta target
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  Speaker 1: in mind, you gotta go. You gotta wake up every
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  Speaker 1: day trying to get there, and you can't get tired
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  Speaker 1: of it because it's it's it never ends. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: always be this way. That's how life is designed and
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  Speaker 1: set up. You got to be a hard worker, man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're always looking for some time to chill and man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanta go do what I want to do, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. In order to be successful, you
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  Speaker 1: have to do a series of things that you're uncomfortable doing,
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  Speaker 1: and work is the thing that most of us are
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable doing. It's so much easier to chill, man. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could kick back with a cigar man all
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  Speaker 1: the time, but I can't, Man, Man, I can't because
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  Speaker 1: I got to work. Then the last piece of the
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  Speaker 1: balance balance piece is you gotta take some time out
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  Speaker 1: to enjoy yourself. But if you ain't where you want
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  Speaker 1: to be, you ain't got a lot of time to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that this balance is even.
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  Speaker 1: It's a whole lot of God, a whole lot of family,
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of business, and a little bit of chilling.
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  Speaker 1: The chilling can't be equal to the family, the business,
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  Speaker 1: or your God. If the chilling is equal to any
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  Speaker 1: of them, you ain't gonna make it. Quit chilling, man,
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  Speaker 1: and go to work like a man. Do what you
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  Speaker 1: post to do. Work on your family, work on your relationship,
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  Speaker 1: work on your God, work on your business. And then
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  Speaker 1: when you chill, you might not chill is long, but
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  Speaker 1: you show gonna chill bigger You're gonna ball bigger baby.
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  Speaker 1: what's on your mind to day? Man? Let's talk about this. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You've been here six to five years, Ouca, you've seen everything,
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  Speaker 1: sixty five trips around the sun. Yeah. What I don't
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  Speaker 1: understand is how come people at negativity keeps them from
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  Speaker 1: the positive. How can they believe in that so much? Possible.
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  Speaker 1: See what negativity does is it wears you down. Negativity
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  Speaker 1: puts you in a frame of mind. What the average
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  Speaker 1: person doesn't understand is you have absolute control over that.
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  Speaker 1: Because I've said this a thousand times on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Life is ten percent what happens to you. It's ninety
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  Speaker 1: percent what you do about it. See, the ten percent
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  Speaker 1: is only big if you're allowed to be big. It's
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  Speaker 1: called life. It ain't just happening to you, It's happening
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  Speaker 1: to everybody. You ain't the only one that's facing challenges, hardships, trials, tribulations,
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  Speaker 1: ups and downs. You're not the only one. You're not
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  Speaker 1: the only one don't know your father. You're not the
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  Speaker 1: the only one that flunked out of school. Sorry. You're
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  Speaker 1: not the only one that felt neglected. You ain't the
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  Speaker 1: only one. Ain't got a man. You ain't the only
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  Speaker 1: one found a girl of your dreams. You're not the
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  Speaker 1: only one. So why are you amplifying the negative when
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  Speaker 1: these things happen all the time. So you have a
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  Speaker 1: choice in how you look at any situation. You can
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  Speaker 1: look at the glass as half full or half empty.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same amount of water in the glass. But
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  Speaker 1: one of them thoughts to make you grateful and the
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  Speaker 1: other one makes you despondent. Yeah, thank you Lord for
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  Speaker 1: the water in my glass. My glass is half empty.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost gone. It's down. The levels is low. Negativity, man,
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  Speaker 1: And once you allowed that to take root and seed
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  Speaker 1: in your mind, it spreads like a virus. You got
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  Speaker 1: covid in the brain. Many life, Yes, all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I choose optimism. I choose positivity over negativity. I choose God.
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  Speaker 1: I got no problem bigger than my God. So bring
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  Speaker 1: it on. She'll pass. Yes, yes, say round the sun.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you spin it off? Back hit this man
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  Speaker 1: in here. You're listening show. Okay, time to start your
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  Speaker 1: morning off with. Run that prank back what you got, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: I got the cake lady, Enough said cake lady. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: this is Bob. Yeah. I need to ask you what
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  Speaker 1: kind of cakes do y'all make at this place? Well, sir,
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  Speaker 1: we make all occasion cakes, birthday cakes, anniversary cakes, wedding cakes,
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  Speaker 1: pretty much whatever you need, what you're looking for, do
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  Speaker 1: y'all be making adult cakes. Yes, sound like a few
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  Speaker 1: adult cakes, you know bachelotte parties and U you know wedding. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what exactly are you looking for? Sir? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: The problem is is this right here. I ordered a
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  Speaker 1: cake from you all on Saturday. Huh. They were supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be delivered to my daughter's school on Tuesday, and
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  Speaker 1: you know she and junior high school, thirteen years old.
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  Speaker 1: The cake was supposed to have hand them on towna
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  Speaker 1: on it, and it was supposed to say happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Now the cake get delivered over there today and I can't,
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  Speaker 1: for the life of me believe that this is happen.
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  Speaker 1: We in her classroom, all the classmates, and there some
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  Speaker 1: teachers in there. The principle that came down. We've been
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  Speaker 1: to have cake and ice cream for the kids, but
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  Speaker 1: when they open up the cake, it's a man's private
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  Speaker 1: part on the cake. What oh No, sir, No, sir no,
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  Speaker 1: sir no, suthing No. We have never made a mistake
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  Speaker 1: like that. Jill made that mistake that I've been calling
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  Speaker 1: this place all damn day. Y'all didn't made this damn mistake,
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  Speaker 1: And somebody gonna pay for this. I got thirteen year old. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to lower it down now, okay, because
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  Speaker 1: we can't get nothing settled if you're yelling and I
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  Speaker 1: can't hear you. Okay, I need the lord. You should
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  Speaker 1: have lord that private part off that cake. That's where
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  Speaker 1: s sir. What is your name? My name is trouble.
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  Speaker 1: And now where was the cake supposed to be going?
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  Speaker 1: Middle school? Middle school? Now when was it delivered? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I just don't see them this in right there. You
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  Speaker 1: can't remember. That's how y'all made the damn mistake. So
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  Speaker 1: please just answer the question so we can get this settled. Sir. No,
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  Speaker 1: what who is the owner there? Excuse me? I am
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  Speaker 1: the owner. My name is Bob. Now, if you give
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  Speaker 1: me the information, I'll try to make this thing right
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  Speaker 1: because it couldn't have been my company. Are you absolutely sure, sir?
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  Speaker 1: I'm positive y'all is the ones that delivered the damn Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I got all these thirteen year old kids in their
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  Speaker 1: chromatized and the teachers and all okay looking at me, crazy, sir,
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  Speaker 1: But I need to calm down just for a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this wait you want me to do?
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  Speaker 1: Should have took that private part down. I can understand,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think it was my company, okay, because
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  Speaker 1: we've never made a mistake like that. Now, we're very
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  Speaker 1: careful with that kind of stuff. Now, sir, hold on
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  Speaker 1: one NTE come here. Do you know anything about a
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  Speaker 1: cake delivery at Hannah Montana? Cake going to middle school today? Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Did y'all make any deliveries? Okay, thanks, sir. I just
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  Speaker 1: talked to my driver and he's been with me about
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  Speaker 1: eight years, sir, and we've never had a problem like this.
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  Speaker 1: He's never delivered a cake over there, sir? Are you
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  Speaker 1: sure it was my cousin? Damn show this place, lady,
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  Speaker 1: it's this play your driver line. You know. You know
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  Speaker 1: mistakes can be made, but I can't. You got a
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  Speaker 1: man's private part and in front of a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: thirteen ye old kids out. I can understand. I would
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  Speaker 1: be upset to. I have children too, so I can
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  Speaker 1: understand what you're trying to say. But Sir, what I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to tell you is this is not my comver
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  Speaker 1: need you're talking about. We wouldn't have done anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: I've been in business with thirteen years. What is your name?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Barbara. Okay, so you're the one behind
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  Speaker 1: all of this on this damn cake was full of
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  Speaker 1: behind him Montana and want up be in a man's
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  Speaker 1: private party on the cake. So come on to stop
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  Speaker 1: and think about it. Your school and a duck cake
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  Speaker 1: to a school? Now I understand you up, fifty ladies,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand what has happened at my daughter's school?
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  Speaker 1: And I apologize for it, sir, But I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: that you ordered the cake from my company. Okay. As
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  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, we made cakes on Friday, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't no cake delivered today? Sir? It's a Tuesday, and
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  Speaker 1: what the hell I mean it's a Tusay. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: even cake on Tuesday? Sir. I have told you that
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  Speaker 1: that couldn't have happened here at my company. Okay, look
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  Speaker 1: let me know. Okay, Now, I'll be happy to make
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  Speaker 1: a cake for you, sir and to send it to
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  Speaker 1: your daughter. But sir, it wasn't my company that wo
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  Speaker 1: no more damn cake. Let me tell you something. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what I'm going to do. Lady. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna call my lawyers, I'm gonna get with the police,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm coming over there to shut that down. You
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  Speaker 1: won't sell a cupcake when I get through with y'r all, sir,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you don't go to. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. This is my business that I've worked for
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  Speaker 1: thirteen years to build. You ain't gonna come up here
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  Speaker 1: doing I'm gonna shut that due. You come up from
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  Speaker 1: the sand more pisting up your Your mammy won't even
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  Speaker 1: know who you are. You need to get off my
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  Speaker 1: song with this. That's something ignity in the first place, Sir,
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  Speaker 1: I dare you call me with that? And what the
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  Speaker 1: is your name? I already told you my name is
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  Speaker 1: trouble whatever. Bring you. It's up here and I got
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  Speaker 1: something for you. Bring you and the police. Do you
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna let some go like you come jeopardize
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  Speaker 1: my business. I've been a business to wrong. I know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm doing now. I don't know who you called it,
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  Speaker 1: but it won't showing up mine company. Do you understand me.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I don't understand everything you're saying, and I understand what
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  Speaker 1: I get over there. I'm gonna shut it down me
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  Speaker 1: and the police won't come my head and get you.
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  Speaker 1: Step down, and you're gonna have a don I'm crying
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  Speaker 1: over your Now, I'm talking what my company? Now, get
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  Speaker 1: off my phone? Do you hear me? I got one
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  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say down, lady, this thing
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  Speaker 1: to tell me talking about shotting down my company. I
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  Speaker 1: got one more thing is you're listening to me. I
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• 19:24
  Speaker 1: is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
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• 19:36
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  Speaker 1: that they business there. Thank you, Tommy. Coming up next,
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• 21:00
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. In Entertainment News,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: still trending this topic right here, Blue Ivy the big
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  Speaker 1: spender at the Wearable Arts gala hosted by her grandmother
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Tina Knows Lawson and her husband Richard Lawson, will tell
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: you all about Blue Ivy and her bidding at the
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: auction Erica Badu is in the Entertainment News. She's talking
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: about menopause and Senator teded Crews got booed so hard
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: at the Yankees versus Astro's game. Yes, everything everything, I
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: loved it. Yes, we'll talk about all of these stories
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. But right now it's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: time for ask the clo Here we go Steve val
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  Speaker 1: in Newark. She said, my fiance went to Mexico two
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  Speaker 1: weeks ago for his last trip as a single guy.
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  Speaker 1: He sent to selfie to let me know he made it.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a girl's foot and ankle bracelet in the
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  Speaker 1: picture behind him, he claims. He claims he took the
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  Speaker 1: picture in the lobby, and I'm tripping. Why are men
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  Speaker 1: so defensive when they get caught in a lie? Am
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I tripping? He took the picture in the nother mm hmm?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: What's the lie? People are so braces all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Why is the ankle and the bracelet in the in
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  Speaker 1: the picture? The foot behind him? So photo bombings? Sitting like? What?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Show me how he did it with her foot there?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know because I don't do stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: You have your whole face in this picture I have
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to take. I don't have fans. Now, maybe maybe she
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: don't know it. Could it be that her boyfriend is
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: he in the national Mexican old star down there and
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  Speaker 1: she never knew that's true? That couldn't happen, Yeah, could be.
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  Speaker 1: He could be a huge Mexican caballero star and nobody
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  Speaker 1: never exactly. You know, he could be a Harato damn
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: or something. You Yeah, y'all know this dude right here
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  Speaker 1: could be down here, he he he could be down there.
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  Speaker 1: Head you can have one of the top taco stands
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  Speaker 1: down black dude, go down there. That's all we know
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  Speaker 1: how to make. Could he be a famous bullfighter? Hell yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a matter though, you know, I don't know how got
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  Speaker 1: in that damn picture. Yeah yeah, I don't think she's true. Well,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you have to learn how to crop, though. He gonna
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: have to learn how to crop. He's gonna he gonna
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: have to get some filters. You you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Hipping on the complex an utter ankle too.
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  Speaker 1: That has a lot preppy moving on. Roxy in dcscuse
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  Speaker 1: if there's a real dog, ain'tle you flew that in dog? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got busted. Huh. You got to look at color that
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  Speaker 1: ain't gole to see that could throw you up. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Roxy in DC says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: forty five and married. My younger sister cheated on a
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  Speaker 1: great man and she got caught. Now, my husband is
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: very paranoid whenever I'm out with her her own husband
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  Speaker 1: has forgiven her, But my husband can't. He judges her,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: and it's not fair to her husband and children. How
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  Speaker 1: do I get my husband to get over it or
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: to let it go? What does she mean it's not
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: fair to your sister's husband or your sister's child. Well,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: she's saying family ain't having it. Well, she's saying the husband,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: he's forgiving his wife for cheating and the children. So
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: why is her husband tripping about it? You understand? I mean,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: you know, first of all, he knows it. It really
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: ain't his business. He's paranoid if you hanger with her
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: because they ain't no telling what y'all doing when y'all out,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: it's what he's thinking. So he's insecure. So you're married
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to the insecure brother, the insecure man. Your sister got
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: a man that's a little bit more secure because he
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: didn't forgave her and moved on. They don't gonna let
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that go because he probably had to forgive her because
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: of what he did. Most dudes can be a bit
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: more forgiving based on what they've done. So see what
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: he What your husband don't know is he might have
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: had it what caused her to cheat? Is a problem.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: See that you don't know because most women don't just
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  Speaker 1: go off just to be going off, so that you
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  Speaker 1: have it. Most people, yeah, they don't know the inside story.
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  Speaker 1: So it ain't your business. But dog, what you need
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  Speaker 1: to do is worry about your house, take care of
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you family. Don't worry about your sister and her brother.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't your damn business. Could acting like a girl? Man?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Now you're all off in their business. Let's move on.
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  Speaker 1: Fiefee and Gary, She says. My husband and I are
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: in our late fifties and we love working out. He
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: goes out to the gym most saturdays alone and then
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: we go for a walk. This past Saturday, he came
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  Speaker 1: home and couldn't stop talking about seeing his ex and
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: how great she looks. Would it be too obvious if
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I decided to go to the gym with him next week?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Is it gonna be too obvious? It's obvious the thing
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  Speaker 1: to do, because I would be there. Are you going
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: down and see just how fine she? Yeah? I'm going. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know we love to work out, Well she do too,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: because his ex is looking real good. Now, maybe she's
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: loving working out more than you, and you need to
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  Speaker 1: go down there and see what kind of routine she got.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: You need to get in that orange theory class with her.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do something. She's doing something that's got him,
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  Speaker 1: got him straight up confused. See when you in your
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  Speaker 1: fifties and talking about your ex you obviously it's dumb. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You if I had that situation, you would never know.
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  Speaker 1: She's that. He's squatting though off definitely doing all that
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  Speaker 1: in front of him. She he didn't spot it up
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  Speaker 1: ain't And I'm gonna tell you really helping out to
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  Speaker 1: see if I huh, I can't see none of my
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  Speaker 1: exes at the jail because man had to casting the
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  Speaker 1: membership because of why why that reminds well, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not already they don't have I don't have
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  Speaker 1: restraining order like that. What I am on my own
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  Speaker 1: She had actually said, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Rashida
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  Speaker 1: and Tupelo says, I'm moving to Atlanta at the first
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  Speaker 1: of the year with my boyfriend. He got a great job,
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  Speaker 1: and I will be teaching art. My mom is excited
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  Speaker 1: for me, but my grandmother says, I'm chasing after a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: man and I look desperate. We're not ready for marriage yet,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: but I know it's coming. Is my grandma old fashioned
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  Speaker 1: and out of touch? Now, she's absolutely right. You're moving
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: with a man with no promises. And when he get
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: to Atlanta, Lord halw welcome to the a Yeah, welcome
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: to the playoffs. Play all right, thank you. Coming up
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we have entertainment news.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show still trending at Entertainment News. Blue Ivy,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the eldest daughter of Beyonce and jay Z, was a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: high bidder at the Wearable Art Gala. It was a
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: live art auction at the Waco Theater Center in Los
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  Speaker 1: Angeles over the weekend, which raises funds to support the
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: center's artistic and youth mentorship program. Child ten years old,
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  Speaker 1: Blue Ivy was just casually bidding over eighty thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: on a pair of Lorraine Schwartz diamond earrings. Now, these
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: are the popular earrings that once belonged to her mother, Beyonce,
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  Speaker 1: and her grandmother Tina, and you know Tina Lawson and
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: her husband Richard Lawson. They hosted the affair this year.
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  Speaker 1: Also Steve your stylists Ellie. He styled Kelly Roland and
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  Speaker 1: your daughter Lorie for this year's event, and the theme
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  Speaker 1: was Harlem Renaissance. Did you see the pictures and all that?
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  Speaker 1: It was beautiful, Laurie, Laurie was beautiful. Yeah, any one
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  Speaker 1: of my kids get the bidding like that, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get their ass. I'm telling you right, eighty thousand. Oh
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: my kids would get Yeah, I don't care. She and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the auction just holding up the paddle or whatever. We're
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: gonna put that paddle on your right. There wouldn't even
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: have no paddle. Okay, biddy at the auction, see if
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: it don't get snapped off. But you know what though,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: You're like, it's all in perspective, you know. And if
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: they Maintaina's ear rings and Beyonce's ear rings blue, obviously
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta have him, keep him in the family. Yeah,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: she did get outbidded. Yeah, eight thousand gonna go to Grandmama.
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  Speaker 1: She gonna put it into the school health less fortunate
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: because she ain't one of them. That's for damn she
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: is all right, one of the less fortunate. Okay, let's
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: switch gears here in sports entertainment news Republican Republican Senator
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Ted Cruz let me say that got booed and fans
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: were giving him the middle finger. Did you guys see
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: this at the Yankees versus Astro's game. I mean, they
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: went in on your boy. They called him a racist
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: and everything. Take a listener, remember, don't call your wife ugly?
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  Speaker 1: Then he nominated. Yeah, back to that part right there.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't letting that would go home? He dominated wife ugly?
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  Speaker 1: You nominated? You're nominating? How many times you said this
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  Speaker 1: on this show? Like you could never let that go?
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  Speaker 1: Man dog, He talked about his father and his wife.
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  Speaker 1: He did Trump. He would never vote for such a man.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Now he the biggest Trump supporter because he a cow crazy,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: he's a coward. Yes, yes, fine, but but but to me, though,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: half of the Republican Party is cowards. First of all,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: you're going along with this lie, y'all know? Good? Hell well,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: election wasn't stolen, right now, They ain't build a whole
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  Speaker 1: campaign on that because Trump told him too. Because they're
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  Speaker 1: scared of him. They scared at queuing on. They scared
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  Speaker 1: at him. He'll Billy's climbing over that wall. They're scared
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  Speaker 1: than dude with them horns on his head, with that
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  Speaker 1: spear in his hand, that's a costume dog. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing but a man right there, he is in jail,
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  Speaker 1: in jail for let's see right here, though, you can't
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  Speaker 1: scare me with your costumes, right right, kenn about you
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  Speaker 1: got a Viking helm and on with some horns, Pardner.
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  Speaker 1: When I get on the other side of that spear,
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  Speaker 1: I got something for you. Absolutely. Oh and let me
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: tell you this. The booing continued for Ted Cruise. So
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Monday yesterday, he was a guest on The View and
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  Speaker 1: audience members they loudly started protesting against him being on
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  Speaker 1: the show. Cruiser's appearance, so the show was forced to
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  Speaker 1: go to commercial break because members of the audience was
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  Speaker 1: cussing Ted crews. That was at the game the night before. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you know the View is still in New York, right, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: get away FROMMST them was our kids at the game,
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly. Yeah. So yeah, I loved it, but I
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: want to hear that sound by one more time Yankees
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  Speaker 1: fans ted crews here to day. Remember that one Trump
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  Speaker 1: cold your wife, I can't played that all day right now,
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  Speaker 1: and you've nominated it. That is funny to be funny
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: to me. And so finally let's get this in ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Our girl Erica by dude. It's fifth one years old
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  Speaker 1: and she recently posted on Emma on Instagram. She did
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  Speaker 1: a shout out to women in menopause and taking care
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  Speaker 1: of their body and nutrients and mind, body and soul.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Erica, Erica can really get deep. But she
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  Speaker 1: says she missed having babies, but she's happy to be
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: at the age where she can share her wisdom and knowledge.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: And she went on to say it's hot having hot
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  Speaker 1: flashes and mood swings. Yep, yep. So Erica's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of women out there. We're feeling you. But you're looking good.
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  Speaker 1: out of fifty states will elect governors. Right now, Florida
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  Speaker 1: one point two million Florida voters. They have already casted
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  Speaker 1: know if y'all paying close attention to this, but they've
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: always that party has always tried to control the minds,
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  Speaker 1: the lives, the thoughts of other people, and we, of
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  Speaker 1: all people, should understand full well what has been done
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: in terms of control. I mean, look, man, they've had
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  Speaker 1: us under the thumb since we got here against our will.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody got on the slave ship thinking they were going
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  Speaker 1: somewhere wonderful. Nobody came over in luxury cabins. No, sir, no,
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  Speaker 1: sir no. So we came here against our will. Now,
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  Speaker 1: for those of you to think this is the greatest country,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: this is a great country. This country has a lot
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: of great attributes to it. I've been afforded an incredible
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  Speaker 1: the forgotten ones. We're talking about how hard it is
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• 38:25
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• 38:43
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• 39:11
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• 39:19
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  Speaker 1: teenage girl who stole money when we were talking with
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  Speaker 1: sister Odell from the grandmother and passed it out at school.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Where Robert has a comment or he loved a message
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  Speaker 1: about that. Hey, Steve Harvey, Robert calling. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that my granddaughter went in my
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  Speaker 1: desk and took a hundred dollars bills, went to school
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: and passed them out to the kids. We were able
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to get most of it back, but some of the
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  Speaker 1: kids didn't say they had it. Point, let you know
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that happened up to take care. You ain't getting it back. Now.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: If my son get that hunter, you ain't getting it back.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I see we all talking about this hunt that didn't
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: get that. They didn't get it back. The story is
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: what happened to the granddaughter. Now, obviously he was looking
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: at this a little bit different Roberts kind of thinking
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  Speaker 1: it's cute and funny. We got all of it back,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: some kids say they didn't. Yeah, thanks for calling man.
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  Speaker 1: That hain't the story helped looking for up? What's the
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  Speaker 1: story you're looking for? I need somebody to call in
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  Speaker 1: and tell the story about what happened to the grand
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: baby that took the hundreds to the story. Yeah, I
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: know I'm going on there and trying to get it back,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: but I'm talking about that. Well is the deeper story.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: It's what happened to the baby that took the money
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and passed it out. You know, like we uni self
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: for something up in here. So what would have happened
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: if you were here and someone gave you to your
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: dollars at school. Yeah. If I took my daddy's money
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: to school, either way, you took it. If I took
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Slick Harvey's money, he wouldn't be here. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: he is no Steve Harvey sh man. That's unthinkable. It is.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's nothing in me that could do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's the fear. Yeah, to steal off getting caught. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: what's out that? Now? Go ahead, next question. You just
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: messed my morning though. Oh Junior there, all right. This caller,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: his name is Daryl. He left the message about voting,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: because that's what we've been talking about a lot, is voting.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: So let's check out Darrel's message. I see, this is Darryl.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to point something out to you. How
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I was actually in the McDonald parking lot Saturday and
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: heard you on the radio encouraging us to go out
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: from vote, and you said that when the last time
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: one of us took a pole never ifty three years old.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I've never been polled, so I don't like you. I
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: don't know where they're getting these results. I've never known,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: not one black person that has participated in the poll.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: But I've been telling people this for a while now. Man,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Back in the twenties, Republicans used to sit on the
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: television black people really decide to pose white people are
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: divided fifty to fifty. We took the scale. We took
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  Speaker 1: the scale. Say one more thing, because this is something
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: that's not said. I said. I've been telling everybody that
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: if black people were to lose their rights in this country,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: which we would never sit back and allow that to happen,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: but if we did, the next group of people to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: lose their rights would be white women. And I'd love
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: to expand on that, but I know you Busin, I'm
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: not gonna. I love listening to you. Man, You're all
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: we have. I hear Bill does things, but man, you
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: mean you're all we have. Man, You're my inspiration, keep
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: us all being. It's just so many things I like
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: to Paytriomona. Oh they're nice. Look man, we we just
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: got to vote. We just got to vote for so
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  Speaker 1: many reasons. Man, We've already proven the last election that
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: we are the tipping factor. We are the ones who
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: make a call. The reason we don't get polled is
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: because there's no need to poll us, because they take
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: poles and disperse the information to fit what they need
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: to fit. They create a narrative with the polls, so
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: they don't ask us about what the polls are because
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: they don't know where we are. First of all, they
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: ain't coming into your neighborhood to pole you. No posters
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: coming through the hoods on who y'all voting for. They
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: assumed X two percent won't vote, and they assume that
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: a certain percentage will vote a certain way. But they
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: really don't know that if we make up our minds
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: and come out in numbers, that we can turn any
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: election around. I gotta feel fit to show them something
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: this ship. Yes, we don't know anybody that's been pulled ever. Ever,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: that's coming up the nephew he has a Today's prink
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: phone call right after this You're listening show coming up
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: after Shirley Strawberry. She left us a Strawberry letter, and
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: the subject for today is she gave him exactly what
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: he wanted. She gave him exactly what he wanted. But
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prink phone call.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: What you guy, We're gonna head on down to the
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  Speaker 1: church call him okay, so we're gonna go this morning.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: We're gonna head on down to the church. This right
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  Speaker 1: here is make a wish minister. Made a whish minist
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: What make a whish minish? What got up? I'm not
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: gonna do this with y'all today, make a whish ministract.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I'm doing very well with my deputs. I'm tell y'all, okay,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: all right now, well, well, well, well where where, whether
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  Speaker 1: the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: whatever the weather, qu in this together, whether we like
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  Speaker 1: it or not. YEA, thank you for that. One day
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I'll tell y'all when I went out with Wander Williams
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: and I met the whole Quilliams family. Thank you, man,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I appreciate. Make a whish minister. Let's go catch doctor Baptist.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: This is Terrence Man. Help you please, Brother Terence. Yeah,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? And I got your your number?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: You went the over the church. You went to make
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a witch ministry. Yes, I am, I'm gonna help him.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Well listen, I'm I'm I'm actually uh, I'm I'm terminally ill. Brothers,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Brother Terrence, and I don't you know as far as
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: what the doctors tell me, it could be six months
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: or another year, but I know my time here is
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: definitely limited. You know. Well, I'm sorry to hear that,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: but we're definitely here to help you out with whatever
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you need or whatever we can help you with. So
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: what can we do for you? Well, you know, I
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: truly believe that sometimes people have and you know, I've
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: seen one of the old movies they got with it
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: got a bucket list or whatever they called it. You know,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: people trying to do things before they leave here. I
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: guess I'm just sitting around trying to figure out what
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: I could do and what I wanted to do before
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I left this world and went on to what he
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: has for me. Nixt. You know, I I don't believe
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in doing anything unless it's prayed on first. Oh yeah,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, maybe you can. You know, before
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I can tell you my wish, we prayed that the
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: wishould come true. You you you're not doing anything like that.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't mind praying. That's what we're here for.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Bow your head with him, yes, yes, yr, sir, is
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: your head by your sir, Your sir. Here the God
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: We come to you in the armless way. We know
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: how Lord we ask you to touch this young man
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: and every which way he hurt, and then we ask
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  Speaker 1: you to deliver him for whatever is going on with
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: him and let him know that we the church is
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: here to help him with whatever his needs is in
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: his last days. And Jesus's name, I pray say Amen
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: with him. It's gonna do it here. Now you a
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: member of the church here, I'm new, well, I was
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: a number. I still consider myself a member. It's just
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: been quite sometimes probably over the year and after two years,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: as I've been able to come, you know, through to
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: my my illness. But definitely I will remember that. Well,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that's all right. We're not worried about all that. We
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: just here to take care of your last and final wish.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: That's what our minister is for. You know. We helped
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: people with with with anything they need, you know, like that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: What what all I mean when when people call them
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: won't say what all of you you are? What all
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: of y'all helped them with? Well we've helped them with
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: the rent, uh, take them to the store, help them
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: with a utility bill, come out and cut the grass,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: anything like that they just can't do. Take them to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the doctor's appointment. Anything we'd like to help them with,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: we do exactly. Then Okay, well I pretty much got
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: those things taken care of. I think what I'd like
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: to do between you and myself, brothers town, that I've
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: never told anyone what I'm about to tell you. I've
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: never been with a with with a woman too. Huh.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm thirty eight, but I've never been
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: with a woman. Well, I guess that might be a blessing.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: You might you might be here. That's a good thing. Well,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: you know, but sometimes you know I give before I leave.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I guess that's a desire that I have. And and
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: and uh, what I wanted to ask you was there
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: is a lady there at the church, and before I leave,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's the woman that I would actually like
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  Speaker 1: to be with. Well, I don't know if Make a
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Wish ministry can support that kind of stuff, but uh,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: go ahead, let me hear. Okay, the lady that I'm
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: actually interested in actually, uh, she works at the church too.
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  Speaker 1: When I see she's donim a tall when she's about
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  Speaker 1: five nine, and she's probably about a size eight, beautiful
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  Speaker 1: long league and and and and sandy type of half
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  Speaker 1: sandy color for Sandy brown man, and I mean she
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: looked like caramel. Hold on a minute, what's her name?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I think her name Linda? Now hold on, that's my wife?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: What you mean go ahead and see? Wait wait wait wait,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait Linda your wife? Yeah, that's my wife?
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  Speaker 1: You Sorrence? What do you mean? Listen? Y'all are a
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  Speaker 1: ministry now now, if y'all supposed to be taking care
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: of people, don't make a wish and and taking care
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: of what they want before they leave this world? If
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: that's my wish, what is the problem listening here? You
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: didn't cross every line there was about this man, so
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn about it. I'm you're talking
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: about sleeping with my w If I see y'all gonna
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: do something to you, they ain't gonna even be able
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to recognize you. So what the you talking about? Missing
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: with my wife? Son of am? I called miss Linda
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  Speaker 1: myself and seeing you know I have a problem. Wasn't
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: helping me make my wish come true? Go right head
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: and calling you won't call nobody else. That would be
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the last called you make. I thought y'all were here
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to relieve people so they can enjoy themselves before they
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: leave this world. You talk about sleeping with my wife?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? But but if I'm going to leave here,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody gonna know? But you want hunt I don't
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: care if you die. I don't care. You ain't sleeping
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: with my wife and your food with her. You probably
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and die quicker than you need to.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I thought this was a ministry. I don't tell you
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: now you o't. They're telling me about daring y'all supposed
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to be a ministry that to help people before they
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: leave a word what it is. But you talk about
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: sleeping with my wife. You got an illness, but something
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: must be wrong with your rain talking about missing with
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: man wife? Ain't nobody don't even know? I've think what
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: your wife wants? Something gonna there. Ain't gonna beople the
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: tool y'all. At least you would have helped me before.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I No, I can't help you with nothing. And let
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I'm not the preacher, I'm not
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: the pastor, I'm not the deacon, I'm not none of them.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: But if you mentioned my wife, you're gonna know who
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I am. I'm gonna be the under take or did
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you understand? I hear what you saying. But I got
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to tell you about who
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't who asked you? Isn't it the go ahead?
• 52:08
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• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you. November twelve, oh My Shrine Auditorium, Charleston, that
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  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry LETTA subjects. She gave him exactly
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: what he wanted. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been with my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend for eleven years and he's eleven years younger than
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I am. When we met, I had two children from
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: a previous marriage, and he said he always wanted to
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: have his own child with me. Well, we never got
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: around to having children together, and now I can't have kids.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I suspected that women his age would eventually get his attention,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: but I never expected him to cheat on me. Multiple
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: times I caught him texting and calling a female. So
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: when he lied, I call a young woman to talk
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: to her. She told me that she has a newborn
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: baby only four days old and it's my boyfriend's child.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend admitted to having sex with her, but said
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: he wanted a paternity test as soon as she and
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: the baby could take one. Well, we found out that
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: it is his baby, and now I have to figure
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: out how to make this child part of our family.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend is overjoyed that he has a son. Finally,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous for two reasons. First because he cheated and
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: the woman is beautiful and has her own business, and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: she's been nothing but respectful to me because she didn't
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: know about me. I'm also jealous because he has a son,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: and I know that this bond with the baby may
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: be stronger than what we have. I did not feel
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: good in the beginning about dating a much younger man,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: but I could not help who I fell in love with.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend keeps trying to reassure me that the baby
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: doesn't change how he feels about me. He has asked
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: me to marry him, and I told him yes, but
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like i'd be in the way of a
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: great life he could have with the baby and the
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: baby's mom. I feel like the best thing would be
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to let him go, but at times I want to
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: be selfish and keep him for myself? What should I do? Wow? Now, yeah, now,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: didn't you just say that he cheated on you, not one,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: not two, but multiple times? And he has a baby
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: with another woman, a baby that now you can't give
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: him the whole paternity test thing. That was a joke.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, he knew that baby was his all along.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: He knew it. He wanted to wait until the baby
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: and the mama could take it. Yeah, he already knew.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: And please do not make excuses for him. This has
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with your eleven year age difference. Don't
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: don't do that to yourself because you've been with him
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: for eleven years. This is just a no good, cheating
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: guy you have on your hands. I mean, after eleven years,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: he's just now asking you to marry him. Get out
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: of here with that one? Why now? Could it be
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: because he cheated and got caught. Now there's a baby
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: involved in all of that, and you said that you've
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: got to figure out how to make the baby a
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: part of your family. That is really sweet of you.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know you're a good woman here. I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: just you know, I think you're better off without him.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Okay to think that, I don't think you should wait
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: for him to let you go, like you said in
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: the letter. I think you should let him go and
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: move on with your life. I think you can do
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: way better. That's what I think. This guy's no good.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: He's a cheater and he's done it multiple times. Leave him, Steve.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I see a very delusional letter here. The subject. She
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: gave him exactly what he wanted. You've been with your
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: boyfriend for eleven years. Who is somebody? Boyfriend and girlfriend
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: for eleven years, and he's eleven years younger than I am.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: What when we met? I had two children from previous man.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: He said they always wanted to have his own child
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: with me. He said that, well, you had eleven years
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to work it out, but you never got around to
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: having kids together, and now you can't have kids. So
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: let's say I don't know you forty five, maybe he
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: thirty six. I'm thinking somewhere in there or fifty and then'
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, and I suspected, and now he would
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: listen to me. We never got around to having children together.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Y'all never got around to getting married together. Y'all never
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: got around to defineing y'all's relationship Now you can't have kids,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: and I suspected that women his age would eventually get
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: his attention. Well, the law of attraction works, and that's
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: what it happened. But I never expected him to cheat
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: on me multiple times. One was cool, but you didn't
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: expect a lot of times. Then you called him texting
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and calling the female. So when he lied, you called
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: the young woman to talk to her. Now you keep
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: calling all these women young and all this help. She
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: told me she has a newborn baby only four days old,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: and it's your boyfriend's child. Then the dude told you
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: he's having sex with him, but said he wanted to
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: paternity tests as soon as she and the baby could
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: take one, as soon as her and the baby. You
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: just need one person now, he don't need both of them.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Got to greet it this. What can the baby say?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: All right? I mean really you know? Four days old? Yeah?
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Stop that shut up? Just cotton in your mouth, pee
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: on this stick. Boy? Where we found out that it's
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: his baby and this line just came out of nowhere,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: And now I have to figure out how to make
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: this child part of our family. What family, lady, what
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: family are you talking about? You ain't got no family.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: That ain't your husband, ye, No, I got to figure
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: out how to make this child part of our family.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I come back our ge the rest? All right? Part
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: after the hour Today's Strawberry Letters subject. She gave him
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: exactly what he wanted. We'll get back into it right
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, All right, Steve, come on,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject. She gave him exactly
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: what he wanted. This lady got this boyfriend. They've been
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: dating for eleven years. He eleven years younger than she is.
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  Speaker 1: She got two kids from previous marriage, but he told
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  Speaker 1: her you always want to have a child with her.
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  Speaker 1: They never got around to having children together because they
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  Speaker 1: ain't really had no relationship. And now she two old
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  Speaker 1: had kids. And I suspected that women his age will
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  Speaker 1: eventually get his attention. That ain't that They had his
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  Speaker 1: attention back when you first got married though now all
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  Speaker 1: ain't married, Dayton. But I never expected him cheat on
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  Speaker 1: me multiple times, you know, one or two times maybe,
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  Speaker 1: but not all the damn times. And then I called
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  Speaker 1: him texting and calling this girl. So when he lied
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  Speaker 1: and said, now I ain't talking to him. You call
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  Speaker 1: a young woman, talked to her. She told me she
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: got a newborn baby four days old, and it's your
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: boyfriend's baby. Then your boyfriend turned around and said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I had sex with him, but I want a paternity
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  Speaker 1: test as soon as the she and the baby can
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  Speaker 1: take one. No, no, dog, listen to me. You don't
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  Speaker 1: the paternity testers with the baby. You don't see one
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  Speaker 1: thing about you know it's her baby. We all know
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: that it's her baby. It's her, your your girlfriend, your
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  Speaker 1: old ass girlfriend that you live with all huh and
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  Speaker 1: got the number from your phone. It's huh. We don't
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: need a paternity test for her. It's the baby. See,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: everybody know her. She the one told everybody that the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: baby was yours. So now you got the paternity test.
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  Speaker 1: It's your damn baby now, the lady said, once we
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  Speaker 1: find out that it's his baby, now I got to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to make this child a part of
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  Speaker 1: our family. What family are you talking about? You don't
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: have a family. Your family is them two kids. This
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  Speaker 1: dude that's the eleven years younger than you, he creating
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: another family somewhere else. Now, that's gonna mess your children
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: up when they don't seem no more. But you gotta
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: tell him he got another family somewhere. Now, your boyfriend
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: is overjoyed that he finally has a son. And I'm
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: jealous for two reasons. First cause he cheated, Okay, so
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: you just jealous about that. And the woman is beautiful
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: and has her own business, and she has been nothing
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: but respectful to me because she didn't know about me,
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  Speaker 1: So he don't lie to everybody. Do y'all live together?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Do you get that in this letter that they live together,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: her and the boyfriend. Yeah, I think they do live
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  Speaker 1: together because she's been with him for eleven years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really mean they live. It doesn't mean that
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  Speaker 1: because she ain't know nothing about this woman. So how
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  Speaker 1: you living that call and talking where they where they're going?
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  Speaker 1: So now now I'm jealous caused the son, and I
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  Speaker 1: know that this bond with the baby, he's stronger than
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  Speaker 1: what we have. You keep talking about what y'all got?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Yes, the baby's bond is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be stronger than the one you got. He learned
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: a baby. Now he overjoyed. He ain't overjoyed what you
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  Speaker 1: know more. See, let's just keep it real. This bond
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: you keep creating, this bond. I do not feel good
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: in the beginning about dating. I didn't feel good in
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: beginning about dating a much younger man. Well you said that,
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  Speaker 1: but I could not help who I fell in love with.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that my boyfriend keeps trying to reassure me
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  Speaker 1: that the baby doesn't change how he feels about me.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: See that's true, that he making a true statement. I
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: want you to hear to me. Now, the baby doesn't
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: change how he feels about you. But now, how does
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: he feel about you? Because he didn't cheated on your
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: multiple times. He ain't asked you to marry him, easy,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: eleven years younger, and he got another family somewhere. Hell not.
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  Speaker 1: The baby ain't gonna change how he feel about you.
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  Speaker 1: What do he feel about you? What's in this for you? Sister?
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  Speaker 1: He has asked me to marry him, and I told
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  Speaker 1: him yes. But I feel like I be in the way. Lady, lady, lady.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: This little dude just trying to hang on to everything.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: He's overjoyed with his son, the chick, fine beautiful guy
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: of business. He didn't ask you to marry him and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: you told him yes, you got the ring or did
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: he just ask you? Because see, he ain't got the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: money for the ring, your two babies and this new baby.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like I'd be in the way of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: a great life he could have with the baby and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: the baby's mom, because in your harder hearts, you know
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: that's where his head is at. True, I feel like
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: the best thing would be to let him go. Me too, Shirley,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: do too. But at times I want to be selfish
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: and keep him for yourself. You've never had him for yourself, See, sister,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: he'd been with a lot of other people. This is
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: the one that got pregnant. Ye See, I want to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: be selfish to keep him for myself. You've had e
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: loving years to have him to yourself and they ain't
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: had him to yourself yet. He's not yours and he
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: don't want to be yours. So system, pull yourself together.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Stop creating a relationship that ain't there. Quit talking about
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: this bond that this man going to be with that family.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You take your time, move on with your life and
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: get you somebody. Get a grown ass man that ain't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: looking to have no more kids. Post your comments on
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM, on Instagram and Facebook,
• 1:06:30
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• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: coming up at forty six after the hour, Junior is
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: in the building with Sports Talk. Right after this you're
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: listening Morning show, Junior is here with Sports Talk. What's
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: going on? Junior? All right? Find out how pipping did
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: man NFL Week seven. Oh my gosh, if it's crazy
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: out here, I know Tish's feeling this one. Man Saints
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Faul to the Cardinals thirty four to forty two. Here
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: we go, the Bengals over the Falcons thirty five to seventeen. One.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: He did, Uncle did pick the Bengals over the Falcon.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Can't cool? I hate the being Go ahead, here we go. Man.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Dad came back to the Cowboys. Man, they win twenty
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: four to six over the Lions. Another pick. His one
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: is crazy. Man, Titans over the Coats nineteen to ten.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I think I missed it this one. I couldn't even
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: see coming. Man. The Washington Commanders beat the Green Bay
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Packers Man twenty three to twenty one. Everybody missed that.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: And think about this. The Panthers, the Carolina Pathers beat
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: the Buckaneers twenty one the three. What the hell? Yeah, Pip,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: what the what? That? What the hell? Man? I told
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: you pimper one needs and look at it. They keep winning, man,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: they just keep winning. New York Giants over the jack
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Whoards twenty three to seventeen. Picked Diffin'm gonna hurt you
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: right here, pimper Man. The Ravens squeak out of with
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: a V three over the Browns twenty three to twining. Yeah,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you I wanted win, but
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I know there weren't gonna be nothing. Little minds got
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: another team that keep winning. Man, we somebody to check on.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Russell Wilson. He struggled over that man, the Jets over
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the brocos Man sixteen to nine. Exuse me, he picked
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: it him on one last We go ahead, Union, Here
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: me go, Pipper, You ow that mancause me and you
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: both picked U with Man the Raiders over the Texas winning.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, that was over. Here's something that's baffling though. Man.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: The Seahawks keep winning over the Chargers thirty seven to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: twenty three. Man, come on, man, Gino Smith is up
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: there working this thing. Man, go Gino. Yeah, did you
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: pick that with pipping. I don't think so. That's why
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you got see my voice change. I didn't have the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: same levity I had had with the other pitch pepper.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: You did great this week, man, because you went out
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: on the bank man the chiefs over the forty niners
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: man forty four to twenty three man. Work back in
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: the game, n I pimping on fire, all right, but
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: we're coming back back at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: More of the same st you're listening to. Chat on Facebook, writes,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I played a prank on my wife to make a point,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: and now it's backfired in my face. There have been
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: reports of cars broken into and even stolen in my
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: neighborhood recently. My wife, bless her heart, has a horrible
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: habit of leaving the keys in the car because we
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: have that push start you know, ignition button, or she's
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: leaving the car unlocked and we don't have a garage anyway.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Last night, while she was in the shower, I moved
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: the car a couple of blocks away and just waited
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: for her to notice. Finally she did. She tripped out,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: and I told her what I had done just as
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: she was getting ready to call the police. Now I
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: know I was pranking her. I know I'm wrong for that,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: but she's missing the actual point. So question, did I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: really mess up? Or was this valid? Like I think
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: it was. Either way, she's still not talking to me.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Well let me say something, Chad. This is what happens
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: when you don't prank and when you're not a pranker.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: We had a King of pranks on this show. Why
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: your ass pranking when what you should have done was
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: called Tommy Tommy? But who knew you? See the reason
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Frank's work for Tommy is because Tommy prank people he
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: don't know. See, you brank the person you're sleeping with,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: you stupid, not a pranking backfire. She mad at you
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: because she upset. Well, no, dog, you proved your point.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: But probably what you should have did. Man, you should
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: have played all the way out. Yeah that all you
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: should see? Nothing how so? So just what the car
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: magically appears the next day? I mean they're gonna find it?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: He could do that found it? Yeah, we found out car.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: We just drove around neighborhood and found it. Yeah, but
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: don't say you the one moved it. Yeah, we found
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: out that it's called Ashbury. We were looking forward that
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: night we found it. What happened to do? The star
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: stole and parked it right in front of his house
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: and Tier Wow, the tier Market and take the beach.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, junior, what are you writing down? I'm writing down?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Don't prank your wife? I I got you shouldn't have
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: that shouldn't have been something you got to write down.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I know, something stupid like that. I would. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: let him write this down, y'all. Yeah, okay, you got
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: you got down every day those well you know you
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: got to. You gotta let people train, they say of
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: how they train theirself. I got to write it. See
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't write stuff down. I just allowed scars to
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: scam on. If I moved jacket car, I promise you,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I'm out there looking for that car with her. She's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: not gonna know I moved that damn. So you were riding, well,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: the King of Pranks, you were riding the way. I'm
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: out there looking forward with a flash and then call
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: anonymously on nine one one and say, hey, there's a
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: car that looks from million looks like something wrong. It's
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: right in the parking lot of the Walmart. I'd have
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: stole the car and then reported the car and found
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: that's how you prank bad at Hull. They off working
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: here trying to find your damn Carn't I told you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: quick leave the keys in the car. Leader, How can
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: he fix it? Because she's not talking in His wife
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: is not talking to him. This is Chad on Facebook. Yeah,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: he just got. You got to you got to get
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: a humble and go ask for forgiveness. You made a
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: big mistake. But yeah, yeah you got huh. Yeah, you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: got to buy something like what Steve telling package you
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: got to do. Ah, I'm so sorry. Gift necklace, little
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Tiffany box. Oh nice, Yeah you got you gotta show
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: him a clown food. You're stupid. You're very stupid. Sad
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: online pranking class in twenty twenty three so you can
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: learn how to plant. Yeah, you need to do that. Nephew,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: you need to do that. All right, guys, thank you
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: for that. Coming up, we're gonna have more trending stories
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: at twenty minutes after the hour. You're listening too. Sometimes
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: the best thing for mourners grieving the loss of a
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: loved one is a good laugh. So one hilarious grandma,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: known and loved for her sense and humor recently provided
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: the laughter at her own funeral. Before she passed, she
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: arranged for some gifts for those in attendance. Everyone who
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: showed up to her funeral was given an envelope. Inside
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: was a picture of Grandma holding up her middle fingers
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: and a small Weuiji board with the words let's keep
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: in touch. Her granddaughter tweeted a photo of the item
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: and wrote, what an icon. So the question is for
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: you guys, quickly, what kind of gift would you give
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: a gift out at your funeral? And what kind of
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: gift would you give out guys? M Oh, okay, come on,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: this is quick. Quickly a picture of my butt, so
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: everybody kids my behind about it? Oh yeah, alright, nephew,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: what about Steve. Yeah, I'm gonna pass out tiving envelopes.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody knew. Men inside of it, it's gonna be a
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: quarter tithing envelope. They think they're getting some money, and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna say, yeah, I know you always expecting something.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: So I didn't want to let your damn get a
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: quarter out at your funeral expecting something. So I didn't
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: want to let nobody damn quarter for everybody. Dan, all right,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: coming up, we're gonna play another round of would you rather?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show time out for
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather walk through a graveyard
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: at midnight or spend a night in an abandoned house
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Halloween next week? Hey, non no, no, I'm going in
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: that house. I'm moving, I'll keep walking. I'm gonna get
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: out there. I'm gonna get out the graveyard. I'm gonna
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: be basically gonna get out of there the house. Ain't
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: nobody in this abandoned house. I'm gonna stay in there
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: to the next morning, but I'm not gonna walking through
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: the cemetery. That's me. He. It depends on where the
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: abandoned houses in. What difference does that make? If it's
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: in the hood, you ain't gonna be the only one
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: in there. We got some squatters. You got to move over.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: You got walking around that graveyard because I'm gonna keep moving.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: But what we're not fit to do is have all
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: these conversations. We fit to have anything. If you came
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: into some money, let's say fifty million dollars, would you
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: rather invest, invested or spend it off? Fifty millions? Would
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: you rather invested or would you rather spend? What is
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: we investing for? Here? We got fifty I mean, I
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: know what I would do, but i'm as you got
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: time fifty. If you say invest, I'm spending. That's you.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: That's your investment. Yeah, spending, what would you do? It
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: depends on how old you are. We're talking about you.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about I'm spending mine, are you? Okay? Well, investment?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: What my age I should be doing? Spending it? If
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: you get junior, Yeah, you need you need to take
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: your you forty folk forty four, You need to take
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: thirty five million and put it away. But we're doing
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: that out the fifteen Do it in. Saving ain't gonna
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: get you no money. You gotta saving ain't gonna get
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: you no money. Okay, you got you gotta get into
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: compound daily interest thing and in seven years double your money.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: You gotta get in something like that. That's that's not saving.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: You have to investor, and then you need to take
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: that fifteen million and get your life right. Yes, we're
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: going around the world at that point my fifty. Yeah,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: probably the direct opposite. Spending the thirty five and investing
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: thirty five then margin let him have it all in
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the face holding up a new ig page, just balling.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Can't get it? Oh man, I had a couple of
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: more to ask you, but we're out of time. So
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: when we come back, we'll have Steve's closing remarks and
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: maybe we'll come off. We're gonna do the two mother. Okay,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show, all right, we're
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: gonna continue with would you rather? Last break? We ran
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: out of time, so we got a couple of more questions.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: I have a couple more questions for the guys. Would
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: you rather now? Think about this one? Would you rather
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: drink all the half finished drinks in the bar at
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: a bar you were at, or eat all the half
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: finished food at the end of the night at the bar.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Look at your faces, people, we don't know you either
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: got to drink the drinks or eat the food. That nasty.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta pick one. You gotta pick one. Would you
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: rather well? Tom? You know he's a jourman. I'm going by, Hey, man,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: you do with that. I can do that. I'm not
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: eating behind you. Not do that? You eating with him?
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  Speaker 1: But it don't matter. Okay, come, I'm gonna do all
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  Speaker 1: the unfinished drinks at my ball because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: nobody leaving drinks where I grew up safe in that glass.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing in that glass, ain't nothing I ain't ain't
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  Speaker 1: never seen an unfinished drink at that. You just eat
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  Speaker 1: the ice, Yeah, I ain't even there, ain't no ice
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  Speaker 1: in that glass. End up there gonna roofy. Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather have it in one night stand or a bubble
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  Speaker 1: bath with a stranger? I can tell you that they're
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  Speaker 1: both strangers, right, yeah? I mean yeah? Yeah? Man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you think this bubba bath gonna lead to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't tune you on that. Ya. At least they clean,
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  Speaker 1: I guess. But see the one night stand. You can
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  Speaker 1: pick the one night stand? Yes, yeah, yeah, one night
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  Speaker 1: stand or a bubble bath with a stranger. I can't
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  Speaker 1: get the bubba bath with the one night stand either way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna clean they Yeah, we could. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: one nice stand one night stand first of all time.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have no sids on my chest and see
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  Speaker 1: y'all missing the point, y'all not listening? Care? Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: do a one nice stand or a bubble bath with
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  Speaker 1: a stranger? Yes, I'm pretty sure that somebody you've been
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  Speaker 1: want to have a one nice stand with that's your
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  Speaker 1: pret or you do a bubble bath with a stranger.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not getting in the bed because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who this stranger fit to be. Okay, okay, that's he's
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  Speaker 1: sitting across the tub and it's Kanye in there. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go with you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go here. He being there by the house, but he's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be here, my damn mouse. I'll tell ye.
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  Speaker 1: All right, one night standing there, all right, I'm gonna
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: try to have knee over here. Who nil? Oh, now's
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  Speaker 1: the time, Junior? Too soon? You might you might come through. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be with a conversation. You ain't ready for long.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be subventing in this one. So you just think
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  Speaker 1: after I hear y'all. Come now, I'm just a piece
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  Speaker 1: of meat. Now, yeah, all right, last one? Would you
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: rather have a foot long nose or a foot long tongue?
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  Speaker 1: Give me that time? Yeah, I'm gonna work it, man, can't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm history with this tongue, you know. But I'm
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: not gonna be Pinocchio though I'm a history with this tongue. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna money. I'm gonna be rich. What is that
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  Speaker 1: I want to now, ladies and gentlemen in town? You
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: know what I thought about? Up that light switch? But
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  Speaker 1: I hate over that up? How did you turn them?
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  Speaker 1: What that boy? Cole nal? All right, that's it for you,
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  Speaker 1: Rather like we had fun today with those questions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we learn from the tongue should never asked that question?
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  Speaker 1: Hasty stay doing something like hasty? How you so let
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  Speaker 1: me ask this? Uncle? You got this this tug right,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna make history. What's your theme music? When you
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: turn the cone? When you coming in there? What you playing?
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  Speaker 1: Give me my theme music? No? No, no, don't here
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  Speaker 1: I go? No no, here I go. Don't give me
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  Speaker 1: my theme music? Are you gonna hear? Yeah? Here comes
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  Speaker 1: Steve when I bring tongue tad right on back door. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: tale tale tale that I tended to guess what he
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  Speaker 1: did do to you? Did he? You're ready? Are you
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be rich? Who dies? Who next? That's it?
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