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Cosby's Voice, Dre's $ettlement, Dry January, Sleep and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks. Things in the stove, not true good to
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  Speaker 1: the other. Please, I don't join me. You turn you're
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  Speaker 1: going to do? You gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn them out. Turn the water. The
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  Speaker 1: water got me? Come come on your thing? Uh huh.
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  Speaker 1: I show will a good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o, man on
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  Speaker 1: man Wow. I think about all the things God has
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  Speaker 1: done for me is overwhelming at times. And I want
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  Speaker 1: everybody to have that feeling and to sharing that feeling
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  Speaker 1: of completion and satisfaction. And the only reason I got this,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the thousandth time I've said it, is because
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  Speaker 1: I formed a relationship with my creator. Period. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. I can't tell you as anything
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  Speaker 1: else else. You know, I've always had a strong work ethic.
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  Speaker 1: My father put that in me. My father's conversations with
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  Speaker 1: me growing up was always constantly about work hard, don't
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  Speaker 1: be lazy, be a man, do what you say you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Man, I was
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  Speaker 1: so tired of my father at times, I was going mad,
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  Speaker 1: And what is with this dude right here? Man, every
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  Speaker 1: time we have a conversation, it's got to be about work,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be about you know, man, doing your best,
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  Speaker 1: trying hard, you know, working, being honest, do what you
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  Speaker 1: say you're gonna do. But that was his mission. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how much I appreciate that now. I
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  Speaker 1: can't even I can't even put it into words when
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  Speaker 1: I think about my old man and what he was
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  Speaker 1: to me, and I just saw, Man, I'm so grateful
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  Speaker 1: for that balance I had in my life. And then
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  Speaker 1: my father was a fighter. He fought on the weekends.
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  Speaker 1: You know. My father used to come home with his
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  Speaker 1: with his clothes toe off of him. He put a
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  Speaker 1: fresh shirt on and he go back. My mom used
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  Speaker 1: to talk about my father fighting all the times, Nick,
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  Speaker 1: why you are always fighting? You know a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of that rubbed off on me too, you know that
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  Speaker 1: that kind of got into me and I didn't understand
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  Speaker 1: that either. But then on the same term, my mother
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  Speaker 1: was a Sunday school teacher for forty years, so her
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  Speaker 1: conversation was never about fighting or anything. It was all
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  Speaker 1: about love and understanding and doing another that you would
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  Speaker 1: add and do unto you. My mom was a Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher, so I learned about faith. I had to
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  Speaker 1: go to Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting,
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  Speaker 1: quire rehearsal. You know, I was a churchman so much
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  Speaker 1: I was actually looking that's got to be an alternative
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  Speaker 1: to this, you know, I want you know, And I
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  Speaker 1: was a little kid even I was thinking at one
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  Speaker 1: point maybe all to looking all because it's got to
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  Speaker 1: be something cooler than this going on every day. It
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  Speaker 1: got that crazy for me. But the balance between those
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  Speaker 1: two people created who I am today. And I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that the things that you are in
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  Speaker 1: your past have helped create who you are today. If
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  Speaker 1: you view it the right way, everything that has happened
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  Speaker 1: to you in your past has happened to you for
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  Speaker 1: a reason, and it's usually for the good if you
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  Speaker 1: view it that way. But if you, on the other hand,
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  Speaker 1: or a type of person who can't move forward because
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  Speaker 1: you are allowing your past to stop you from having
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  Speaker 1: your future, then you, my friend, are doing a disservice
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  Speaker 1: to your life. You are not honoring God's blessings. You
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  Speaker 1: are not taking advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and
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  Speaker 1: experience of your life. Example, if you are a woman
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  Speaker 1: and you are always talking about a formal relationship, what
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  Speaker 1: he did to me. If he had not did this
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  Speaker 1: to me, I wouldn't be in this place today. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I had a man. Nah, I ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: man a la la la la la. If you know,
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  Speaker 1: he came along and I was doing just swell, he
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  Speaker 1: just came in and he just lied to me. He
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  Speaker 1: lied to me. Now that he did this to me,
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  Speaker 1: Then he cheated, then he left. All of that that
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  Speaker 1: you're saying can very well be true. Have you thought
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  Speaker 1: that maybe maybe somewhere in God's infinite wisdom, that he
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  Speaker 1: knew that you had made a mistake in picking him anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he knew you had made a mistake in saying
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  Speaker 1: yes or I do to him anyway, or come on
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  Speaker 1: move in? And so what he did was based on
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  Speaker 1: your decision now to say yes, I do or come on,
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  Speaker 1: let's move in together. That was your decision. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: go to him about this one. You made this decision
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  Speaker 1: based on that decision and all the negative things that
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  Speaker 1: started happening. He allowed you to get away from it.
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  Speaker 1: Now how you got away from it? It's always not
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  Speaker 1: the choice of ours. See, you stuck on the fact
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  Speaker 1: that he left, that he walked out. But let me
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  Speaker 1: share this with you. When he was there, How good
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  Speaker 1: was he to you? How good was he for you? See,
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  Speaker 1: you got to you got to stare. You got to
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  Speaker 1: look at the blessing. The blessing is. Now you are
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  Speaker 1: on your own. Now you walk in your house. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody in there with a disruptive spirit. Now you go home.
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  Speaker 1: You could take your clothes off, walk around like you
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  Speaker 1: want to. Now you go home, you can sit down
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  Speaker 1: and look at TV or catch your breath if you
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  Speaker 1: want to. Your kids don't have to see y'all arguing
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Have you looked at the blessing in it?
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  Speaker 1: But now, if you're gonna keep looking at the negative,
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  Speaker 1: then guess what. Now you can't move forward because you
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  Speaker 1: keep allowing your pass to keep you from moving forward.
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  Speaker 1: If God has bought you through it, why don't you
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  Speaker 1: move on from it? Look, you got through it. He
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  Speaker 1: gone when he ain't coming back. He got somebody else,
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna sit there and just keep tripping costs.
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  Speaker 1: He gone and he got somebody else. Ain't pick yourself up.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God for the blessing. It didn't feel like a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: Why you was going through it, and all the pain
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  Speaker 1: of him leaving and the divorce and all that messed
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  Speaker 1: you up? Got it when you get through it, all
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  Speaker 1: of that. You ain't the first one being left. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't the first woman been divorced. You ain't the first
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  Speaker 1: woman been in a bad relationship. Pick yourself up, Thank
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  Speaker 1: God for the blessing, and move forward in your life,
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  Speaker 1: because maybe when you quit complaining, maybe you'll find out
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  Speaker 1: that God has something in store for you that he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to have, but he can't give it to
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  Speaker 1: you if you ain't grateful. So God gives you a blessing,
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  Speaker 1: but because you don't see it as a blessing, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't grateful for it. Now, guess what, You steady asking
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  Speaker 1: God to do something for you, but you ain't thanking
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  Speaker 1: him for what he's done for you, but you steady
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  Speaker 1: wanting him to do more. How does that work? How
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  Speaker 1: does that work? Man? That he should keep on giving
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  Speaker 1: you things when you ain't even working with the stuff
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  Speaker 1: he didn't gave you, And I don't know, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm just using that one example that could go
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  Speaker 1: for me and too, vice versa, and so on and
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  Speaker 1: so far. I'm just using that as an example. Now,
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  Speaker 1: why I laid on that one so long? You take
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  Speaker 1: that out with God. That's all just read. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: pointing fingers that nobody in nothing because I've been guilty
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  Speaker 1: on both sides of the coin. Who am I? But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing with you what I had to do.
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
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  Speaker 1: interfere with my future. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, we
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  Speaker 1: are here. Welcome to the ride, Welcome to twenty twenty two. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna continue with Roscoe Wallace right now. He
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  Speaker 1: is actually in court. His court date started on Monday,
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  Speaker 1: so he's not here to discuss it. If he gets
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  Speaker 1: a break in the case, we'll hear more about it.
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  Speaker 1: I know we were going to Roscoe Wallace being involved
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  Speaker 1: in the three trillion dollar lawsuit against the music industry.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get into that, but Roscoe wanted you all know
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  Speaker 1: that he is in court and he's hired no lawyers,
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  Speaker 1: and he's representing himself, and so it's gonna be quite
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  Speaker 1: an interesting story when he comes out out there. This
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  Speaker 1: is not They always recommend that you get legal representation,
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  Speaker 1: but Roscoe knew that no one knew the music the
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  Speaker 1: way he did, and so he just felt that he
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  Speaker 1: would be better to represent himself there. But any wait,
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  Speaker 1: this is a Steve Harvey Morning Show. The whole crew
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  Speaker 1: is here again. Nephew, Tommy Junior, the beautiful ladies call
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  Speaker 1: up for real, and the lovely Shirley Strawberry and the
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  Speaker 1: incomparable background player Mississippi Monica. We are here, y'all. Junior,
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  Speaker 1: do you have a question for me today? You turning
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  Speaker 1: sixty five? You count down his own God with it?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, what's the one of the worst gift of
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  Speaker 1: your kids? Are ever about you? How many? Which one
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear? No, they didn't, They couldn't. They couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't think about it. Yeah, I'll tell you one
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  Speaker 1: of the craziest gifts though. They did buy me one year.
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  Speaker 1: They bought me for Christmas of view Master that you
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  Speaker 1: the big goggles you put on your head. Now I
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  Speaker 1: got the new Quest ABC sent me the new Quest goggles.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared to put them own because I saw a
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  Speaker 1: boy dude knock his son out on Instagram had it on.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, they bought me the view Master glasses and
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  Speaker 1: they put a little movie or whatever they're in there,
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  Speaker 1: and they put it on and they just said, Dad,
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  Speaker 1: just press the button, and the graphics that showed was
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  Speaker 1: a meteor storm, you know, some asteroids coming at you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now I was I'm probably about I think I got
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  Speaker 1: this gift out about fifty Yeah, now you know that's
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  Speaker 1: when them graphics was first coming out. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why you thought it was a good idea to give
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  Speaker 1: a fifty year old black dude some glasses and tell
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  Speaker 1: him to press a button and then some meteors is
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  Speaker 1: coming two inches from your eyeball in three D. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how you thought that was a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: But now my ass don't forgot. I got these glasses on.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to duck after wait of this meteor
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  Speaker 1: but everywhere I turned, that damn medior is still on coming.
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  Speaker 1: So that was one of the most thrilling gifts. And
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  Speaker 1: when I finally got the glasses off, my damn head.
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  Speaker 1: And my sons was over there in the floor laying
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  Speaker 1: on each other hollyday, laughing. I threatened to beat their ass,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, that was that was the most interesting. All
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  Speaker 1: the rest of us just trash gifts, ties, socks, stuff
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  Speaker 1: you don't want. Damn Scar. All right, thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, run that prank back with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to morning show, all right.
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  Speaker 1: First off, happy Founder's Day, nephew. Uh. It's Founders Day
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  Speaker 1: for the men of Kappa Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated, So
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  Speaker 1: congratulate five day five. Yes, it is is the founders
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  Speaker 1: day all my frat brothers out there KA Side to
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  Speaker 1: the day we die. I love y'all, I love y'all,
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  Speaker 1: love you. We're doing big things, big dame. You might
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  Speaker 1: of fact you'll see the follow your brothers out there.
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  Speaker 1: You'll see a video that me and said It did
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  Speaker 1: together about a week ago. That's raising money for undergraduate brothers.
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  Speaker 1: So y'all make sure y'all check it out, go to
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Jake? Five? Kay? Sorry, all right, wait, news,
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  Speaker 1: let's run it. Tell me what you got this around
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  Speaker 1: here is uh yeah, Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights exploration.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go Hello. So I'm trying to read your James. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hey James, how are you doing? This is great? I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to get neighbors. I live a few streets
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  Speaker 1: over from you. How are you doing to day? I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing fine? What's up? This woman's so? I got the
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  Speaker 1: right person you're at? Um chick uh North Willow beIN? Yeah? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why are you calling? What's up? Okay? I'm on I
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  Speaker 1: live on a shadow ben man. My name is Greg
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  Speaker 1: and um, I wonder I want to reach out to you. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we seem to have a bit of a problem. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You still have your Christmas lights up on the house
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  Speaker 1: and what what? What's what's going on? You know? We
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  Speaker 1: you know some of the neighbors have had a conversation
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  Speaker 1: when you gonna take these down? Man? We go through
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  Speaker 1: this every year and uh, it ain't no problem. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The lights are gonna stay up old on what what? What?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean they're gonna stay up? Did I
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  Speaker 1: start up? I said the lights I'm gonna stay up,
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  Speaker 1: you know, no go down? No hold on, bro, Christmas
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  Speaker 1: is over. The lights ain't finn to stay up? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you nightsly and tell you that the lights need to
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  Speaker 1: come down? You know, I don't. I don't even Why
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  Speaker 1: do you have your lights up? After Christmas? Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: and the whole Christmas thing is over? Wait? Wait, wait
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  Speaker 1: a guy? Man? Man, what's your name again? Grego of
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  Speaker 1: the name my industry? My name is Greg and I
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  Speaker 1: live on Shadow Being. I live postice over from you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a about where you live. Man. You know,
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  Speaker 1: how do you get my number? I got your number
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  Speaker 1: from the hro A, you know, the president. H I
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  Speaker 1: don't the one gave me your number. But that's but
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  Speaker 1: that's neither here nor there. The big issue is these
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  Speaker 1: Christmas lights just got to come down. You sound like
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  Speaker 1: a joke. Man, You sound like a gay fool. What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna take my Christmas? Like? You know, I keep
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  Speaker 1: those lights up? You know why I keep throwing lights up?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not listening. My mama loves those lights. She she
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  Speaker 1: keeps the lights up a little bit longer than usual.
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  Speaker 1: But we don't give a fuck about that as long
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  Speaker 1: as she's happy. So okay, okay, okay, let me say
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  Speaker 1: that I'm hearing you with your mama. Understand that you
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  Speaker 1: know you gotta love for your mom. Cool, but the
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  Speaker 1: whole neighborhood wants your life stand. So I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you this right here, from neighbor to name. You got
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  Speaker 1: to the morrow evening to take them to lights down.
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  Speaker 1: If not, I'm gonna take them down. My damn sir.
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  Speaker 1: What are you coming? Bro? What time are you coming? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I get off at five. I'll
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  Speaker 1: be at your house about six to take the dinner
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  Speaker 1: lights down. If you're not, yeah, I'll be looking for
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  Speaker 1: you too. Man. You know we got a big family.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my brothers and we're gonna meet you.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna meet you because you ain't taking down. You
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  Speaker 1: understand what lights are gonna stay up? Bro? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care give you and your mama got to take
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  Speaker 1: them damn lifstown. Hold on, brother, what you say about
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  Speaker 1: my mama? I said you and your mama can take
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  Speaker 1: them life down, but somebody got to take them down. Mom.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about my mom. We ain't taking down. Where
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  Speaker 1: did you say you live? I'm gonna shadow being. I'm
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: gonna shad you just you're trying to you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: sign you up. Dah sentence. If you come over to
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  Speaker 1: micare and talk about taking down I mother Christmas like you. Man?
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  Speaker 1: If I come over there and you and your mama
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  Speaker 1: ain't on the ladder trying to get the lights off
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  Speaker 1: that house, then I'm taking them down. A man. You
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about my mama taking down the light. I've
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: got a faceball back for your mother and everybody at
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  Speaker 1: the h o A. I hail. I don't everybody at
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  Speaker 1: that club you in or whatever h o A and whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm you up, mother, I'm you up? Okay? Well if
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  Speaker 1: you if you meet up, you're gonna have to You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to time me up too. I want to.
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  Speaker 1: He's the one told us you had the lights on
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  Speaker 1: the house and hadn't taken them down. Tommy one time?
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  Speaker 1: Who comman? You can you get over here right now?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't come. I'll tell you what. I come through there,
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  Speaker 1: Me and Tommy both will come through there if that's
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  Speaker 1: what you want. Come on, mother, silly? Okay? So so
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  Speaker 1: can I say something else? What? Mother? Can I? Can
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  Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? Man? You ain't
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  Speaker 1: gotta say hell you say that when you get over. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about my mama. Man. Okay, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: hey hey, Calm down, dude, calm down, Okay, I'm down
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  Speaker 1: about what can I Can I say something else? Can
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  Speaker 1: I say one more thing? That the one more thing?
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  Speaker 1: What all I'm gonna say is this nephew timent from
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you say, oh you you
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: got to be kidding me? Man? Yeah? Man, you gotta James.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You all right? Man? No? Man, ain't all right? Man?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: What you got my blood pressure up? What? He? Wow? Business?
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  Speaker 1: Hey hey, Jane, you got some labors Russell and shot
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  Speaker 1: Nie Russell and shot Nise. They are the ones that
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: got me the prank. Call you back. They ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get no Christmas present for me next year. I ask
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  Speaker 1: some buys man. Who wow? Oh you was heated for
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, you was heated man. One thing I do
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  Speaker 1: know about you, Jane. You love your mama, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: I love I love it to death? Man. You you
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  Speaker 1: you had to take it there. That ain't right, man.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man, what is
• 20:43
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  Speaker 1: in the morning show man. All right, think enough? You
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: coming up next, asked the clo with the Chief Love
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  Speaker 1: loves to Steve Harvey right after the you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the stry morning show. Time now for ask the clo
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  Speaker 1: with our chief Love officer. He knows all about love,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Here we go. This is from Jan in Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: Jan writes, I am a bustie thirty seven year old
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  Speaker 1: single female dating a fifty five year old man, and
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  Speaker 1: he keeps commenting about the size of my breast, as
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  Speaker 1: if that's the only reason he's with me. When he drives,
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  Speaker 1: his left hand is on my chest. He didn't reach cross.
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  Speaker 1: They're in England, but she said Pittsburgh. So if we're
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  Speaker 1: sitting alone, he's caressing my chest while we talk. I
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  Speaker 1: don't feel like he's even paying attention to me. How
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  Speaker 1: do I figure out if it's me or my large
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  Speaker 1: breast that he likes? Well, it's all three of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what is you trying to figure out?
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  Speaker 1: You know? You know, I mean, you know it's it's y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You know it ain't just you stop separating yourself like
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  Speaker 1: you're not connected to him. Stop stop stop acting like
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  Speaker 1: you don't know where they come from, You don't know
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  Speaker 1: whose they are. Nothing like this. Stop acting like it's
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  Speaker 1: two separate issues. He is infatuated with all three of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Now listen to me. The first thing you said was
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  Speaker 1: I am a busted That's first thing you said. Then
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  Speaker 1: you come talking about that's all he talked about. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you're the first thing you mentioned. You didn't say
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  Speaker 1: to us. You was lovely, a wonderful conversationalist, intelligence, you know, fun, caring,
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  Speaker 1: loving to be around. Your description of yourself was I'm
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  Speaker 1: a busted female. I haven't heard the term busted quite sometimes. Yea.
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  Speaker 1: So now when he driving, he got one hand on
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  Speaker 1: your when y'all talking, he just touching him. Now listen
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  Speaker 1: to mad But I mean, I don't understand that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and really, and we got people on this show who's
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  Speaker 1: had this happened to them, and y'all must y'all know,
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  Speaker 1: y'all have Shirley and callin. Y'all know y'all have had
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  Speaker 1: this happened to you. Don't act brand new because they ain't.
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  Speaker 1: It's a brand new year. How many times? Have you
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  Speaker 1: slapped your hus the boys? Stop? We're moving on. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I thought. Yes, Lizell, what did you trip in faults?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Carla Lazelle and stark Bridge says I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: paid two hundred and seventy three dollars to get my
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  Speaker 1: aunt out of jail. She got into a big fight
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: with her boyfriend and he called the police. She was
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: mad because I picked him up from work and she
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: accused us of messing around. Backstory is he and I
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  Speaker 1: have been friends since we were eighteen, and she has
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  Speaker 1: a problem with it. She told me she isn't paying
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  Speaker 1: me back and how do I get my money without
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  Speaker 1: beating her tail? Well, let me ask you a question.
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  Speaker 1: Why y'all live where you can get out of jail
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  Speaker 1: for two hundred and seventy hand Come on, come on, dog, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm stuck. I'm just trying sting out seventy three. Parking
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  Speaker 1: tickets cost more than that. If you speed in the
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  Speaker 1: school zone, it's two fifty. You can whoop somebody to
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  Speaker 1: ask Pleae department come pick you up. The rest, you
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  Speaker 1: drive you down there, shower you put you in some garments,
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  Speaker 1: give you a meal, dush you with the lie, and
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  Speaker 1: now you can get out of that for two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and seventy three dollars. What county is your asking? Many
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: people ask, we don't start whip but two dollars. Look
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  Speaker 1: and then and the name is a have a wait
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  Speaker 1: love zail. Well in the Deep South? Is your ass
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  Speaker 1: can get arrested and get out two hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 1: three dollars? What is the processing fee at Chill County Jail?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all's jail got to be connected to the mayor's office.
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  Speaker 1: City Hall in the jail is the same building. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a damn this thing I've ever heard. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how you're gonna get your money back. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Sherley, Next question, Missy. We're moving on, Missy,
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  Speaker 1: and Phoenix says, I'm a forty nine year old married
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  Speaker 1: woman and I need to know if my husband is
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  Speaker 1: cheating on me. I saw its debit card transactions before Christmas,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: and he spent money at Bath and Bodyworks and Forever
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  Speaker 1: twenty one. I asked him why he was in those stores,
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  Speaker 1: and he said he would have to report those purchases.
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  Speaker 1: As fraud. He went so far as to cancel his
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  Speaker 1: depth and request a new one. I think it's all
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  Speaker 1: a cover up. Is he a liar and a cheater?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Hell no, hell no, what he was supposed to do?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I want to take clap clap, hands off to your
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  Speaker 1: homane counsel to Devik Card reported that stelf something that
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  Speaker 1: hell is going on? Yes, sir, perfect, and no he
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  Speaker 1: isn't a liar. No, no, because and I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you why, because y'all forty nine fifty year old men
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  Speaker 1: don't even know what forever twenty one, I promise you
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  Speaker 1: he don't. And Bath and Body Works said that ain't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: a combination of what we buy for a lover. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't That ain't a mistress purchase. We don't buy bath
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: and body work products. We don't buy products like that
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: for mistresses. What do they buy for men? Like? Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: let's going on to the next damn you know we're talking.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. This lingerie is big. Airplane tickets is big,
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  Speaker 1: hotels is big. SPA treatments is big. Uh. These are
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  Speaker 1: gifts that you buy, you know, stuff U gym memberships,
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  Speaker 1: you know, stuff that has a lasting effect that you
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  Speaker 1: could benefit from as the man. Yes, rent rent, Let
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: me ask the rent is huge and I'm not mad
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  Speaker 1: at that. You know. Now you're now how does how's
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: he supposed to pay for this? So this this card situation,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: This should never go on a card, am, This is
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: immediately go down and get your ass a cash withdrawal
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  Speaker 1: and do all cash hurchases in hand, deliver all of this.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't no paper trail always out of not a
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  Speaker 1: joint account then, because you look at the money too. Well, see,
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  Speaker 1: even if it's a joint account, you got to take
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  Speaker 1: the cash out. What you do with the cash? I
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: spent it on? Let me ask you this how how
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: upset was he? Excuse me say it again because he
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  Speaker 1: was talking to say it again? Okay, I'm I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you how upset was the husband when he learned that
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  Speaker 1: it was fraud on his card? Yes, I want to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. What have no not my card? You know
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I've been hearing about this right here. Hold on, what's
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  Speaker 1: the number, baby, baby? What is the number to the bank?
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell got what is forget your twenty one?
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  Speaker 1: It's one? Why just forget your twenty one? It's forever
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: twenty one coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Clo. Entertainment News right after this, acting your wife.
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  Speaker 1: What you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: before we get to entertainment news, gotta say happy Founders
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  Speaker 1: Day to the nephew. It's Founders Day for the menif
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  Speaker 1: SI Fraternity incorporated. Huh could the brothers a k Side
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  Speaker 1: and the brothers of Fine New Pie. If you feel
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: like a brother, then you say like a brother, say
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  Speaker 1: Kate side to the window, to the I can't say
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  Speaker 1: the rest. I can't say the rent. All right. The
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  Speaker 1: rest of it gets pretty rate it all right there,
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  Speaker 1: but pick up to all my brothers. Cop appaside Afternity incorporated.
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  Speaker 1: Love you baby, nineteen eleven campus in Indiana University, Bloomington, Indiana.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. It all went down on January filth. That's
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  Speaker 1: Jay five. That's today. All your nukes out there, gets
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  Speaker 1: yours in the halt, baby, get them up. Yeah, all
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  Speaker 1: about achievement. We're doing it. Yeah, boy, If I had
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: my cane right now, I swear I can do three.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I don't tell you something now. One time some coppers
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: came to we was doing the morning show somewhere, and
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  Speaker 1: some coppers came and they had little. They had the
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: canes right, Tommy took the cane from one of them boys,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: and Tommy ass showed their ass what took. Yeah, if
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you were clowning on that, I was standing up there
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  Speaker 1: with my hooks up, going come on, boy show. The
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  Speaker 1: young ass knew what the old school pimps do up.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy was clowning with that cane. New dude was going, Man,
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  Speaker 1: how he do that? Now? Boy and set your ass down.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You got the canes fault. He just ain't for just
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  Speaker 1: standing on Happy Jay five. All my brothers out there,
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  Speaker 1: CAP Out of sid Opportunity Incorporated, Thank y'all. Congratulations to
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  Speaker 1: the NUPS. Man. I would like to say because I
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of dear friends, as Kappa said, and
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  Speaker 1: Taine included in that group, and Capper's man got some
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  Speaker 1: good brothers on the reel. When you talk to other frats,
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  Speaker 1: Cappa's is very very well respected. You know, I've said
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  Speaker 1: it oftentimes before, and I don't know if I've said
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  Speaker 1: it on the air, but when I look at all
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  Speaker 1: the frats and I think about Omega Side five, what
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  Speaker 1: you think about all the time, it is, and I've
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  Speaker 1: shared this with a couple of brothers. If we had
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  Speaker 1: interchangeable parts with any other frat, it would be kay
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  Speaker 1: side Wow. Wow, it's more nups that I think should
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: have been cused. You just no, I mean nice compliment. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's a high love. I can pay it. Bro. If
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  Speaker 1: I look at it, bron Man, he'd have made a
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  Speaker 1: cold que. You know what I'm saying. No, really, because
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you know, like I knew Tommy wasn't gonna pledge Q.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that because he knew he was gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to come see me, and I was already killing me,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you know. And even though we don't do it in life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we don't do hazing nor nothing like that. None of
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: that's I don't know what not Well it was it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't well okay, just stop. It wasn't. It just wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't I planned, nephew first it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was like it was a lot of hazing. Okay,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So that explains why you're so protective and territorial when
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: it comes to your uncle. I get it now, you paid.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, he plays regardless. I guess my
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: sons have all pledged. Yes, yeah, my sons have played.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I ain't known my son because they saw it fairly.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go down him volunteer face. He said,
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  Speaker 1: l yeah, yah, no, no, no, my son has so
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: I beat it. I really did a disservice to right. Well,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: let's get to some entertainment news if we can. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Many of Bill Cosby's cellmates want to see him back
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  Speaker 1: in prison because they miss his motivational speaking and they
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: consider him their guru. According to Cosby's rep Andrew Wyatt,
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  Speaker 1: his old sealmates call him at least three times a
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: week because they missed him within the prison. Wyatt says
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Cosby became the voice of reason, solving disputes among inmates,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: giving advice and pushing education, and he claims that Cosby
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: encouraged prisoners to prove to the corrections officers and the
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  Speaker 1: warden that they could be good citizens on the inside
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: of the prison why It says he handles most of
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the calls from the inmates be but says that Cosby
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: does get on the line of time to say hello, wow, No,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you know man, he's not going back. Y'all miss him?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: He don't it ain't he don't miss street. Yes, no,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: it's not that refection, that affection is not returned lopside relationship.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: But I can see him doing that. Man, because let
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, aside from what they want to
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: say about this man. What he was accused for, something
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: went wrong. They did a disservice to this man somewhere
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: in the legal system. That happened to else he wouldn't
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't have got out. Now do you have to
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: pay for the things you do? Of course you do.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: So this instatement is not about that. But if you
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: look back over this man's life, be all caused the life.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: He did so many things ucation for HBCU. Some of
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: the largest contributions of HBCUs came from him and Camille.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: He's done so many things for African Americans in film
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: and television. He was just a powerful, powerful guy when
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: it came to promoting and uplifting a lot of people
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: in the industry. Now, on the other side of that
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: that whatever he was convicted for, you know, justice has
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to be served. That that is what it is. So
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: this is not a statement against anything any women are
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: saying and all like that. I'm talking about outside of
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: that my relationship with that man was very, very different,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate so many things he did. He set
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: me down, He taught me a lot of great lessons.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to say that, aside from the
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: conviction and all that, keep me out of that. All right,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up, Junior, a new Year's poem for us. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves. It
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: is that time. Our first poem of the new year
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  Speaker 1: from my poet laureate Junior and gentlemen, Jay Rapp is back.
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  Speaker 1: That's his poetry name. Jay Rapp stands for juniors raggedy
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  Speaker 1: Ass poem. That is I'm here, Joe. This is a
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  Speaker 1: poem I put a lot of thought into. It is
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  Speaker 1: the first one of the year, and the name of
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  Speaker 1: the poem is called twenty twenty two. The reason why
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: that is because it's a New Years twenty twenty two.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, twenty twenty two. Damn. Glad to see
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you because twenty one was hell and we're glad his
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: ass is through twenty twenty two. We didn't think you
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: make it if we had twenty twenty one. Again, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think we could take it. Twenty twenty two. Your
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  Speaker 1: breath of sunshine took you by the year to get here,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: but you're right on time now twenty twenty two. Let's
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: see how you go at better come correct or we're
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: seeing your ass right back the end. No, I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: I liked it. Yeah, baby, everybody get excited about your
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: new year. I'm excited twenty twenty two. I got some
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  Speaker 1: things happy to tweet tweet two. Thank you? Please, no more,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: come on now stop, come on now, I ain't clap
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  Speaker 1: no more, come on now stop please they stop. My god,
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  Speaker 1: it's over. I don't know what you're hearing, but it's over. Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: come on, y'all. I'm clapping. No mo no, no, come on.
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  Speaker 1: They threw I'm slapping. I'm snapping my feet tree, Come on,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: come on. You ain't got to be like that. Come
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  Speaker 1: on now. I'm sorry. I can't. I can't go with you.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on. You don't like that poem? That
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: was over? He left it was too bad, the first
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: one of the year. I'm surprised he didn't name it
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the first point of the year. Why would I do that?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: And it's twenty twenty two. Well, because well, both of
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: them is rather obvious. I'm just excited about the year.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: That's it, man. I thank you, Timmy, thank you, Bro,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: appreciate you. Man. All this telling, I don't know how
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: God did it. I don't know how God with all
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: this talent to one body I did. But just say, Junior,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: all of this, all this talented, funny and and right, Paul,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: come on, God, you do it too much? Now slow down,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: slow down. It's too much in one body, too much
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: funny and poetry. Come on down. Who I bet you?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I bet you exhausted with all that? You upset because
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: you ain't writing poem. No, come on, Julie, I could
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: have wrote that poem just off the top of my
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: head all night. Julian's ragged air parks all right, coming
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, in what
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: seems to be a very to have been I should say,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: a very very long and drawn out divorce settlement. Seems
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: like we've been talking about this for a while. Doctor
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Dre is finally satisfied with his settlement with his ex
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Nicole Young. Dre gets to keep the vast majority, the
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: vast majority of his eight hundred million dollars estate, and
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: his ex Nicole Young will receive two lump sum payments
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: of fifty million I said fifty million dollars each, one
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: this year and then another in twenty twenty three. She
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: also gets to keep her bank accounts, her furs, her
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: designer closed, and her jewelry on Nicole will get their
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: luxury cars um, all the vehicles that include the rolls,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: a Range Rover, a Cadillac, Limo, Escalade UM. So there
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you go. Doctor Dre retains the right to his music,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: his stock options, and seven properties, including their one hundred
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: million dollar Brentwood at State. So that's the split. A
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: million dollars. That ain't enough. She deserves more, man, get
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: out of what plenty? Man? Hey, y'all know that's a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: hundred million dollars, So eight hundred So she was with him.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You don't know how that writy. You don't know beach chronic,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: what lyrics. You aren't in there with a shot at
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: You wasn't riding rounding on armored vehicle. You don't know
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that what she wrote, She wasn't the ain't wrote nothing.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Her name ain't on now one of these songs? Look so,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: ain't million ever shot it down? The middle had eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred she should have gotten for herlion. He surely lost
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: your mind, lost your man. You ain't never cooked the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: man a meal before. Now you're talking about you want
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: some hand He can't even cook sitting up in here,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: all this messing, this damn crock pot making this man
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: my cooking? Why you ain't gonna get hald hell draden
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: man hr for beat? So now where were at? Nah?
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: A million is not enough plenty damn money. No, No,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: that's not enough. Hundred millions of plenty of damn money
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: she needs. Okay, excuse me, Okay, you ready for this?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I have a question. I have a question, and I
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: just want to ask you individually, one at a time.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want nobody to say nothing. I don't want
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: nobody to say that. Call him, Yes, you and Toosh
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: getting a divorce. Tash gives you one hundred million. How
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: you feel it? It depends on how much he's worked.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: If he's worth eight hundred million. Listen to me, listen
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: to the question. Right now today everything is being what
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it is. You and Tash, god forbid, get a divorce
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Toosh gives you a hundred million? How you go? That's nice.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I could live nice, comfortably. But if he's worth eight
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: hundred million, I need four hundred I just told you,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: why are you? Is right? Now? You and I know
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Tash ain't got no eight hundred million? Why why did
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: he get a hundred million from I'm just posing the
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: question out of no damn well contribute you get? You
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: shut up, Shirley. You can't even cook in your marriage.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Marriage nothing. You didn't marry me for that, Like, I'm
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: not minimizing nothing. What y'all gonna stop doing is minimizing
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: what one hundred million? Do you know? You're not minimizing it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying she deserves more if eight d if you
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: you don't grundred and give away from me. See this
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: is what's wrong right here, Tom, I got this for
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: this my specialty. Listen to me obviously, and see I'm
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: the only one on this show that then't ever been
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: divorced and had to give somebody something. So now so
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: now we are from a whole nother perspective. So see
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: it is how y'all ain't never a head to get.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Nobody know the damn thing. I can understand how you
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: don't know the pain his ass is in with this
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: hunting miss me? Whatever he got? Eight? Okay, well, don't
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: take the hundred get back now you like that? Coming
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: up next the prank phone call with the nephew right
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening morning show, coming up right about
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: and the subject is what will she do next? All right,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: we don't know, but we'll get into it in just
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: a bit, because right now the nephew is here with
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nev?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Your wife is cheating on both of us. Oh shut up?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: You know just the nerve of some people, you know, Oh,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: the gall to do this. Your wife is cheating on
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: both of us. Let's go cat doll. Hello, I'm trying
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: to reach Terrence. Please, who's calling? Who's this? Hey? My
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: name is Mark. My name is Mark. How you doing, bro?
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I work with um with your wife, Veronica. We're on
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the same sales floor together. I think I met you before,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: but I don't know if you remember meeting me. But Um,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I work at the job with Veronica, is everything on
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: right there or what's going on? No? No, no, everything
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: straight here at the job. Not a problem at all
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: at the job. But I wanted to ya, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: she's all right, She's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I just you know, I actually, like I said, my
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: name is Mark Man. You don't remember me, Terrence, But
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say, um,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you know, I got some things on that that's been
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: bothering me for a minute. And I you know, I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you and you know, just kind of have like a
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: little a little hard to hard talk with you. Man.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: So maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: things in a in a better position. But I just
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: wanted I just wanted me and you to have a conversation.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Wait a manne, how did you get my Veronic? Can
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: give you my number? Or how did you get my number?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to like, what's going on? I mean,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I had, I had, I've had your number. I just
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I just I just had never reached out to you before.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: But like I said, though, man, this this, this has
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: been bothering me for a minute, and I wanted to
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: get it off my chest so you and I can
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: try to, I guess fix this whole issue. But I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: just want us to see if we can fix it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: You know, we'll fix the issue. What's the issue? I
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: don't understand. I'm not following you. I don't understand what
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: like what is the issue? So? But now you know,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: like I said, I went on to out talk to me.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay? Yeah, your wife, man is cheating
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: on both of us, and we gotta figure out how
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: we gotta do something about this. Man, all right? I mean,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: did you say she's eating on the both of us?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: What is cheating? She is cheating on the boat of us. Brown,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: It sound like you said cheating. I don't know what
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: you Veronica. Listen to me, Terence, Veronica is cheating on
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: both of us. You say, Veronica is cheating on me
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: and me you know, and we gotta we gotta figure
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: out what we're gonna do. Man. But as a husband,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna need you to step
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: up and get this thing in order. What you're talking about?
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: You say Veronica is cheating? What I mean with you? No? No,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: she cheating on both of us with somebody else. I know,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I've been noticing her going out with this, you know,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: going to lunch with this other cat. So I'm like,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I got pissed off about it. So I said, you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: know what, I can't take you no more. I'm calling Terence.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: You're saying to me that my wife has been cheating
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: around a job with somebody else. She cheating on both
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: of us. Dude, I don't get what you mean if
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: my wife has cheated on what I mean, you're calling
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: me to tell me that she's cheating on me. I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: appreciate that, but I don't get what you're saying. Both
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: of us said. I don't get that far. I don't
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: understand what you mean. Me and Vernica been you know,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: kind of cool. You know, last eight months to a year,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: we've been, you know, pretty tight here at the job.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So listen what you mean
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: y'all been cool? That's what I don't understand. Like, what
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: do you mean y'all being cool? Because that's my wife.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Tell me what you're talking about. Okay. All I'm saying
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: is me and me and me and her been real cool.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: We've been real tight, you know, sometimes we take lunch
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: and then you know, don't come back. That's our thing though.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: But you know now, you know I'm noticing. You know,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: she she didn't want out, you know, she didn't want
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: to lunch a couple of time with his brother named Alan.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, no, no, it ain't gonna go
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: down like this here. You know what I'm saying, Are
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you my wife? Man? Hey, that's that's not why I
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: called you. I called you my wife. That's what I
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: want to do. I'm telling you about this dude named Alan.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I need you to step up as the husband fix this.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: But you telling me that my wife is cheating on
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: both of us. Didn't cheating both of us? If she's me.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You're telling me that you with my wife too, that
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you've been messing around with my wife. That's not That's
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: not the part I'm trying to talk about. I'm trying
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: to talk about this dude name Alan. Man, that's what
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out. I'm gonna get to Alan.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: We're gonna get to Alan. You saying that my wife. Man,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: it's come crazy, yo. You know what, man, I'm about
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: to put my foot right up your because don't play
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: those games with her. She's with me. Were messing around.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: We're doing this and doing that. It don't work like that.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? Dude, I hear what
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you're saying. But the beef ain't with me. The beef
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: is with Alan. No, she messing over. She messing over
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: both of us with Alan, dalk. I'm about to call
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: her because right here, I'm telling Okay, hold on, bro,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I just want you to deal with Alan. Are you
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: about to stop right now? I'm at I'm at the job. Yeah,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm about to come up my foot. You understand me? No,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I hear you. Man, Alan is the one that then
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: blew this thing out of proportion. Dog, She messing over me.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Ain't you with this here? There ain't no me and you.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I don't shit. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: hear you. You don't. You don't hear me. I don't
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: ship that goes on over here? Okay, I do, I do.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know what are you saying? Right?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Leave me right now? I'm about to come up in
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: where you at? Right now? Where are you at? I'm
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: at the job. Where what Ronnie had I call Ronnie.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm at the job where Ronnie at I caller Ronnie.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I called the Ronnie Ronnie. I mean that's my little
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: nickname to him. All right, but well, hold on, hold on,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: hold on, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie right here, she's right where
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: she right here, right here? You want h okay, cool,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: man here cool? But can I tell you what she's saying.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what she said. I'm run
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: the phone right now, Okay, But can I tell you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: what she's telling me to tell you? She ain't telling
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you to tell me about damn thing because the only
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: thing that you u is my foot. Okay, okay, But
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: but but Ronnie wants me to tell you this man.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Just listen to me. Terms. She wants me to tell
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: You know what, I don't play ball, y'all up, ball,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: y'all up. I'm gonna give your old school woman you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: are No, I'm not all right. I'm in the car
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: and I was on my way over there, about to
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: go to jail, messing the round with y'all. Hey, let
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: me ask you this man, what is the baddest and
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest ray radio show in the land.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: You already now, come on, baby, come on, baby, come on,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you wait. Your wife is cheating on both of us. Man,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: what is this? Come on? Where you sleeping with? You said,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: that's not what I calls We're talking about Alan. Okay,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: she's messing around on me, and you would just do
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: name Alan? Ronnie is what I call over? Yea, the
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: part I'm talking about, Yeah, said man. Listen, man, I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: step up. I need you to step up after the husband.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, you gotta step up and do your pa.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I can't do all this, man, Okay, you want to
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: catch me being most stupid? Catch me Martin Luther King
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Weekend MLKA Weekend, Jackson, Mississippi. I'm at Chuckles Comedy Club
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: January fourteenth through the sixteenth. That's right, fourteen through sixty.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: The nephew will be there and then just add it
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: to my list. Bo mont Texas, Oh my god, ain't
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: been there in thirty years. Julie Roberts Theater on Saturday,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: March nineteenth to eight pm. Tickets to bable at all
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• 53:16
  Speaker 1: at the box office and all Ticketmaster to outlets. That's Beaumont,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Texas Julie Rodgers Theater on Saturday, March nineteenth. So there
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: you have it. The nephew back out there, Stroll twenty
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: twenty two dot com. Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the subject what will she do next? You gotta stick
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: around to find out. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:38
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• 53:43
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• 53:45
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• 54:08
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• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, subject what will she do next? Dear Stephen
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Shirley I have never written into a show before, so
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: be easy on me. I'm married to a woman that
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I did not date long enough. In the beginning, she
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: told me she is very religious type of a woman
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: because she knows I'm a preacher's kid. She wouldn't let
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: me touch her below the waist or do anything until
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: our wedding night. I was so into her because she
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: said all of the right things. She cooked the foods
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I like, and she kept a clean house. I proposed
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: to her last Christmas and we got married as a
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: courthouse a week later because of COVID. She moved in
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: and everything changed. I came home a few days a
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: few days after our wedding and she had changed my
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: bedroom furniture out with a bedroom set that her grandmother
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: left for her. She said she was waiting to get
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: married so she could get it out of storage and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: sleep in the same bed her grandparents conceived her mother in.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: That was the first inkling I had that she might
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: have some loose fruits. Then she put Christmas lights in
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: the trees in my front yard, and every night she
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: lights them up, no matter what time of year it is.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: She leaves bedcrumbs, breadcrumbs for birds, on the back patio,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: and now I have bird droppings all over my nice
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: patio furniture. There are also three stray cats that live
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: in my backyard because she feeds them too. The worst
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: part is that the sex that I waited for is
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: not all of that. She drinks till she's sloppy drunk,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: and that's the only way she will sleep with me. Yes,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: the Holy Act was a front because this woman makes
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: martini every night, and I know there's weed in the house,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: but I've never seen her smoke it. I am wondering
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: what my wife will do next. I want to make
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: this work, but I don't know if I should. Is
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: it time to walk away from her? Wow? Well, this
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: marriage has started off wrong already. Yeah, your wife shouldn't
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: just change things without discussing it with you and all
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: of that. I mean, she's no longer single. She has
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: someone else to consider in her life. And I'm consuming
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that this furniture from her grandmother that she
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: got out of storage and put in your room is
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: probably old and ugly. They're old, Oh, you know that
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: furniture old? And but the question is are you mad
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: that she changed it? Or are you just mad? That
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the furniture is just ugly, because that's not the worst
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: thing in the world. It's very inconsiderate on her part.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I'll say, but do you even do you love her?
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's going on here? You know, I don't
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: see you mentioned that at all in your letter. I mean,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: because you guys can learn each other sexually, if that's
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: not popping, you can learn that, you know. But if
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: there is no love and you don't have a foundation,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: this is not gonna work. I mean, no matter what
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: she does, you got to decide if these things that
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: she's doing are deal breakers. I mean, can you live
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: with all this craziness, the grandma's furniture, the cats in
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: the backyard, the drinking, the bird poop on the patio set, etc.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: You know, you got to decide if those are deal
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: breakers or not. You know, And if she really is crazy,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can say to you. You know,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you got to talk to her, just like you wrote
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: this letter to us, and just see where she is.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: It really doesn't sound like, I don't know you like
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: each other very much right now. She's drinking every night
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Martini's and everything. She's she does have some issues. She
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: can't get with you unless she's drunk. These are problems
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: that you guys should have had shot before you got married.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: The future doesn't look bright for you guys right now.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: So you need to go ahead and deal with it,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: because it sounds like you got one foot out of
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: the door already. Steven. Yeah, well, well, I appreciate everything
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you said, Sherley, nice approach to this letter and everything,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: but this is one of the moments while I'm gonna
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: do what I promise to be at the beginning of
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the year, I'm gonna be pointed. I'm judgmental. This is
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: what this is. This is pointed. Uh. I don't know
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: who are we trying to play this any other way,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: but this right here has to happen. Uh, And so
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I just want to deal with it. According what will
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: she do next? Well, what here's she doing right now?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Because what's she's doing right now is everything? And I
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: mean everything. You know, this woman right here, man off
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: the shame with it. So now listen to me. First
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: of all, he said, I've never written into a show before,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: so be easy on me. Well, first of all, let's
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: just say it ain't nobody ever wrote into a show before.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: It ain't nobody ever done that? So this ain't no
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: public service announcement, you back, no, no, no no, no, no, no,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: that I ain't never wrote into a show before. Who
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: had Yeah, but you think they had wrote one before
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and on the show trying to help nobody but us. Secondly,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: so be easy on me. That's not gonna happen. Man.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: A woman that I didn't date long enough. In the beginning,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I told you she was religious. She know your preacher's kid.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: She wouldn't let you touch it below the way, not
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: into the wed night because you was into it. Because
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: she did all the right things. She cooked food, she
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: kept clean house. You proposed to her. Last Christmas, we
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: got married on the courthouse a week calls it COVID.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: She moved in and everything changed. Now the night of
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: the letter is what will she do next? Damn that
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: when we come back, I'm defiting to go over the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: threefold things she'd have done. And my question is why
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: is yall asked? Still? Now, let's all this letter about
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: without all hang back, watch this hang up. See we'll
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: have part two of your response coming up in twenty
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: three minutes. After subject what will she do next? We'll
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letters subject what will she do next? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what she gonna do next, but we're here
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  Speaker 1: to talk about what she did now, and so now
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  Speaker 1: let's just go on to get to it. She wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: let you touch her below the waist before you marriage.
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  Speaker 1: You finally marry this praise and health of and then
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  Speaker 1: you propose to hold Christmas calls it covid. A week lady,
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  Speaker 1: y'all got married, she moved in and everything changed. Well, Holmie,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about what has changed. I came home a
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  Speaker 1: few days after I wed, and then she had changed
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  Speaker 1: my bedroom furniture out with the bedroom set that her
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  Speaker 1: grandma left for her. She says she was waiting to
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  Speaker 1: getting married so she could get it out of storage
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  Speaker 1: and sleep in the same bed her grandparents conceived her
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  Speaker 1: mother in. What what? What? What did you say? You
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  Speaker 1: want to sleep in the same bed that your grandparents
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  Speaker 1: conceived your mother? Even where did you get this old
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  Speaker 1: ass bed from? Old? Is this damn bed? All these
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  Speaker 1: old ass bed with bringing their carvings in it? And
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  Speaker 1: all this old, this slavery ass style mattress. I'll take something.
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  Speaker 1: See if you get in the bed that damn old
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  Speaker 1: that your grandparents conceived your mama in. That was before
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  Speaker 1: mattress technology had even struck. So now you're in here
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  Speaker 1: sleeping on a slave ass mattress with no technology. You know,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no You roll this way and the calls react
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  Speaker 1: to your body. You've seen all them cursed. You know
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott on the commercial postupelo sedic, you know thermogenic therapeutic.
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  Speaker 1: All it was none of that. All they did was
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  Speaker 1: take some sheets, sow them together, and stuff some damn
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  Speaker 1: cotton in it pocket. That's what I would the hell
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  Speaker 1: I would. I been at work all day and I
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  Speaker 1: come home and you got this old bedding ross ass
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  Speaker 1: mattress laying up in here, with all this harriet tubbing
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  Speaker 1: stuff packed in it, all these head posts with people
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  Speaker 1: nails dug in them from slavery where they'd bit into
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  Speaker 1: the headboard. Nobody wants sleep in this ragged assad. Your
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  Speaker 1: tight ass grandmama had your mama and them in. Who
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  Speaker 1: wants to do this hill this damn twelve years of
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  Speaker 1: slave ass bed. And I got to come home, relive
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  Speaker 1: all these dead people. People been tied to the headboard,
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  Speaker 1: and people have been flogged holding on to the bed post.
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  Speaker 1: My sleeping this ragged ass bed. Then she put Christmas
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  Speaker 1: lights in the trees in your front yard, and every light,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what time is, she plugged the lights up.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do it? You just got Christmas lights
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  Speaker 1: up in the tree. Then she got these bread crumbs
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  Speaker 1: she put out in the back patio, and now you
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  Speaker 1: got bird droppers all over the bread. And then to
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  Speaker 1: offset the amount of birds this helping, the bought these
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  Speaker 1: three straight cats in that live in the backyard and
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  Speaker 1: eat the birds. Yeah, cat kill birds. This crazy hell
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  Speaker 1: forgot this electric bill running up with all these There
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  Speaker 1: are Christmas lights in there, and it probably ain't no
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  Speaker 1: Christmas like. They're the big giant multicolor bub blue, yellow. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the ones. I hate the ones. That's real big.
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  Speaker 1: Each one of the bubs about the size of your thumb.
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  Speaker 1: I hate them damn bubs right here, everybody get them
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  Speaker 1: live video ass white lights. Now make your you know,
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  Speaker 1: look more classic. Now she got them old ass Christmas
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  Speaker 1: lights look like the base of your thumb. And each
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  Speaker 1: one of our different colors, one bub go out, and
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  Speaker 1: the whole damn strain got to go out, and all
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  Speaker 1: this and now you're sitting up in there now. We
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  Speaker 1: then when we do cut the lights on, we got
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  Speaker 1: to go back in here and get in this slavery
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  Speaker 1: ass bed and your damn grand mammy conceived in them.
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  Speaker 1: But grand mammy shouldn't have been here sleeping with all
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  Speaker 1: these damn old a had gowns on all this cotton
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  Speaker 1: in hill. Everybody ragged heads bad. You can't even fluff
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  Speaker 1: the mattress up everything mad. You're that that damn mattress,
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  Speaker 1: so flattish like sleeping on damn yoga matt You're in
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  Speaker 1: here with this old ass head in my gift, this
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  Speaker 1: old ass. We ain't got big bugs in here. We
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  Speaker 1: got damn bowl weavers in this damn mattress. We got
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  Speaker 1: cotton bowl weavers in here. Ea ass a lie in
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  Speaker 1: this ragged ass matress. You bought in here, some slave
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  Speaker 1: made old dabta death was mad to cleave us and
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  Speaker 1: slepping head and conceived your mama. Glad us. Nobody wants
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  Speaker 1: the laying here, So man look him. I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn nash that bought all these birds into the
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  Speaker 1: yard and back there just killing them, just bird caucuses
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  Speaker 1: all over the yard because them three ass tom cats
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  Speaker 1: is out there. You wiping out the bird population, all
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  Speaker 1: the bones and stuff in your yard. And you sent
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  Speaker 1: up and telling about what should you do? Man, this guy,
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  Speaker 1: this whole letter got divorced, wrote all over this was
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  Speaker 1: a mistake. It was a COVID mistake. You made a
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  Speaker 1: mistake in COVID. Man, get your ass out, don't stay
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  Speaker 1: with this. Help. She got to get drunk to make
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  Speaker 1: love to you. It ain't even good. I'll be damned
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  Speaker 1: now you good drunk and the sex ain't good. I
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  Speaker 1: don't give a damn hot man. I'm out. This is
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  Speaker 1: a divorce letter. Sorry, get out, all right? Hold them ghost,
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  Speaker 1: it is Junior with Sports Talk. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: for sports talk with Junior. What you got Junior? All right, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: but let me anybody know Greensboro, North Carolina. Your favorite
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  Speaker 1: three shows one on Friday two Old Sanity. Here you go, man, Hey, Uncle,
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  Speaker 1: Monday Night Man. Ben Roethlisberger played his last home game
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  Speaker 1: in hands Feeling Pittsburgh and mendus Feelers. Man. They won
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  Speaker 1: over Browns twenty six to fourteen. And I know you
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: don't like Pittsburg, but let's just take listen. With being
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Rotheburg had to say his last game, I'm just so
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  Speaker 1: thankful for the fans, my family obviously, and the Good
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  Speaker 1: Lord has blessed me in so many ways. We still
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  Speaker 1: out another game, all be excited and ready to go
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  Speaker 1: for that. But this is just an awesome place. Man
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: at Hinesfield, I know you don't feel like the Browns
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: had a very good season. Uh. You know your boy,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield is he won't be playing next week, so
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: you gotta have a shance. He getting surgey this week,
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  Speaker 1: so he he out. I want you to know that
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  Speaker 1: he need a surgeon about two months ago. Can I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: speak freely on this subject? Go ahead, you know I'm
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: just asking you, caller, Can I speak freely on this subject? Yeah? Man,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of talking about Baker Mayfields ragging ass. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick of it. I don't give a damn about
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  Speaker 1: to Cleveland brown another disappointed ass mother this season. I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: didn't have to sit through all the year long, had
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: us hyped up thinking we was gonna be in the playoffs,
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  Speaker 1: and we ain't in. Just like every year we ain't
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: in the playoffs, we ain't in. All we is is
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here looking at these Cleveland Browns of again,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: wondering what the happened. I'll tell you what happened. They
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  Speaker 1: did like they always do. They let us down. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give up about the Cleveland Browns called the
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns. Don't even give a damn about the Cleveland Browns.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I care about whether you win the game
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  Speaker 1: when your ass played like you don't care how Baker
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  Speaker 1: Mayfield get five balls? Block that he too? What you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: think the people just running in flat foot? It ain't
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: nobody jumping to knock your down. You think you that finish? Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: go the ball because you wanted to go over there.
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  Speaker 1: And damn man, here is ass should have been had surgery.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I don't give it. I hope to be healthy and everything.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Get it held it so we could trade his hand.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I set up. We gave him all that love at
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: NFL Honors two years ago, him, Nick Chubbing and Jarvis
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Landry was sitting there. I gave him all that love.
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  Speaker 1: Wasting my time. Man, that Cleveland Browns can kiss my
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  Speaker 1: hand again, just like I've had to sit and suffer
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: what they asked since nineteen sixty four. And I thought
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: this year, yeah, am talking about Super Bowl contended. We
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: ain't even in the damn playoffs. This is some more
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  Speaker 1: bulls well man, what we gotta go? All right, more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Have you heard of the health trend
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: dry January as a new Year's resolution? All right? A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people are doing this for January, for trendy
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  Speaker 1: health kind just people. The start of the new year
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  Speaker 1: sometimes means the start of dry January. Uh. It's a
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  Speaker 1: month long public health campaign that encourages people to abstain
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  Speaker 1: from alcohol as a way to improve wellness. It's to
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  Speaker 1: be a way to be more healthy ultimately. So you
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: want to go and stop reading this, right? Why let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you a question? Well, no, no, I'm just
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: half a question. Okay, what do you know amongst you
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  Speaker 1: that's finny do this? Do you know anybody that's finny
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  Speaker 1: do dry ass January. I'm just saying it might be
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: something new they might want to try. Anybody, anybody, anybody
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  Speaker 1: other than me on this show, willing to do dry
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: ass January? Yeah? No drinking. Yeah, And on my birthday,
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  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm gonna have a cocktail and cigar.
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  Speaker 1: So I ain't even gonna do it anybody else. We
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  Speaker 1: already know the queen and Titoes ain't gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica, she she she actually makes her own potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: She boiling potatoes and her kitchen, her country as family
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  Speaker 1: down in uh Mississippi and found a way to make
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  Speaker 1: their own vodka. So we already know that God. And
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  Speaker 1: then later from the letter up she not fit to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Even she not fit to do it. She
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  Speaker 1: making martinas from well, I mean Monica family in Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: down canning about that. They find Monica's family down in Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: They boiling their own potatoes. They're making a new vodka.
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  Speaker 1: They don't wanna make uh titos. They're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: new drink called uh missus Uh. It's called U sipper Titos.
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  Speaker 1: It's called sipp of Titos. It's short for Mississippi. It's
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: called sipper Tito's. It's a new vodka that's coming out.
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  Speaker 1: So and then Shirley, we've been with you. Shirley was
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  Speaker 1: in due By and had a glass of wine with
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  Speaker 1: us in due Bye, and they had to carry Shirley
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  Speaker 1: to her room, got her ass drunk in a damn
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  Speaker 1: Muslim country. I said, we don't get her ass in
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  Speaker 1: the door somewhere, So they just have her ass in
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  Speaker 1: a prison some damn where. But the whole time they
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  Speaker 1: can her to her room, Monica dranking, carrying her to
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  Speaker 1: her give me your drink, Shirley, you ain't doing nothing
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  Speaker 1: here and call it. Took her to her room and friend,
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  Speaker 1: it was four thirty in the afternoon, jer her whole
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  Speaker 1: night down. Damn glass, Tommy, one glass of wine. They
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  Speaker 1: tried to lessen it by getting her to drink some
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  Speaker 1: white wine. Now, no, I'm gonna try this red call it.
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  Speaker 1: Monica went, hell, I didn't know mix it. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: mix it. Hey, dog dog. I took him to lunch
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  Speaker 1: one day, got a golf cart, took him to lunch
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  Speaker 1: and to special places. Wonderful. Oh we out there balling man,
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  Speaker 1: we're on the beach and stuff. We have cold setting
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  Speaker 1: me out here. We're balling food. They're bringing it out,
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  Speaker 1: just restaurant bringing it out. Awesome. This her fuck order.
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  Speaker 1: So everybody told her give white. What your doctor said
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  Speaker 1: was it can't get in your blood. That's what your
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: doctor said. Your doctor said, it can't get in your blood. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it's good for your blood, it's good for everybody else's blood.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: It can't even get in your blood, thinks her fun
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  Speaker 1: embassing me in January. I think I think that January
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  Speaker 1: Sharley gonna do dry twenty twenty two. All right, So
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  Speaker 1: there you go, dry January for your health. We'll be
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  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: up at twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, naturally return to
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  Speaker 1: all sorts of products, from melatonin to weighted blankets to specialties.
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  Speaker 1: When we're trying to fall asleep right and get a
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  Speaker 1: better quality of sleep, well, if you're the person that
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: likes to overdress for bed, you might be lessening your
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  Speaker 1: chances of getting a good night's sleep. The best and
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  Speaker 1: most simple way to encourage a RESTful eight hours or
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  Speaker 1: however long you can sleep well, the best way to
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  Speaker 1: do that is just to sleep naked, all right, sleep
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  Speaker 1: in your birthday suit. I've been tell you this is
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  Speaker 1: for you, nephew. Yeah, but now listen though. That way
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  Speaker 1: to blanket, though, you got to be careful because you
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: can get your butt up on it and can't get
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  Speaker 1: off Monday. I've done that before. There's one of them
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  Speaker 1: that's too heavy yourself way to blanket. It's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the real little people, Tommy, I get out Monday
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  Speaker 1: to day. I'm blank real some real small though. I
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  Speaker 1: can see that a problem from me. So I gotta
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: can't blanket out of baby. Yeah, it says yea. It
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  Speaker 1: says sleeping naked helps to lwer your body's core temperature
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  Speaker 1: and regulate its rhythm, making it easier to fall asleep faster,
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  Speaker 1: to stay sleep longer, and to enjoy all the fruitful
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  Speaker 1: reward rewards. So there you go. Okay, I might be
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  Speaker 1: onto something, nephew aday. All right, we'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: this Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three
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  Speaker 1: minutes after we'll play a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Here we go with another round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Let's jump right into it. Would would you rather wear
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: flip flops all winter? Gets cold in the wintertime? Or
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: would you wear rather wear a turtleneck all summer flip
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: flops all winter? Before the flop? You rather wear your
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: feet out? No, my feet can't be cold. I just
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: hold what what? What? What? What? What? What? It's just
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: coming from the one person on the show that cannot
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: get cold? Yes it is, yes yo. Hold you mean yo,
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  Speaker 1: little sick of sale ass. Ain't think this one out
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  Speaker 1: no better than that. You think that your little sick
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  Speaker 1: ass needs so wear it get cold if you don't
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: put this damn turtle neck and sit your ass in
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: that carne be still and move to Phoenix. Yeah, before
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: we got to come down to the hospit be checking
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: on you every other damn day talking about my brother.
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  Speaker 1: Have some flip flops on? No you're not. You're gonna
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: put this turn on neck colle and get in this corner.
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  Speaker 1: Shut him out. The one damn person on this show
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: that cannot get cold. He ain't got the trade, he
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  Speaker 1: got it. I've learned more about sick of sale from
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  Speaker 1: this boy right here. I'm not I support sicker sale
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: funny win him everywhere. I've learned more about the warness
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  Speaker 1: of it. He does, talk me about it, and now
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  Speaker 1: this food set up him for the sake of a
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: damn joke, and want to talk about on where'd you
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: rather have on flip flops in the winter and turn
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: the neck in the summer, I take the flip flop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, your little sick ass, Oh no, you not,
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  Speaker 1: mister right you put just turn the neck on and
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  Speaker 1: like time to say you've finn put your turn the
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  Speaker 1: neck onver and move your ass to Phoenix. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for clearing that one over. Yeah all right. Would
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: you rather give up deodorant? Give deodorant be for one
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  Speaker 1: month or give up lotion for a month? Diodor think
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  Speaker 1: your ass. We're gonna give up this lotion. Damn your
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: hands ass. Yeah, I know that's all. I just got
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: our shower, though I ain't ric a month with no
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: a month, don't day some day? Fo damn who you are?
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  Speaker 1: Old day? Hey man, Let first of all, miss plain
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: something you got job. They're gonna put you out your church.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: You sun your last song at the choir on sudad cook.
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  Speaker 1: Once you jumped round in that hotday at row, it
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  Speaker 1: gonna put CHOI there's a lot of stuff gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: after the first week or that. No care, I think
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  Speaker 1: we're clear. We'll be back to close out of the
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  Speaker 1: show and last break of the day right after this
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  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after you're listening show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are, last break of the day. It's been
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  Speaker 1: a great day. We've had fun on this Wednesday. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you're crazy today. Hey, Oh you know what song? I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about what what this morning when I woke
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  Speaker 1: up and I ain't heard this song? And I can't
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  Speaker 1: count how many years old. Take me to the water,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, take me to the water right now, Take
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  Speaker 1: me to the water to be bad ties in the
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  Speaker 1: name Jee. And they'd had everybody put their little robes
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  Speaker 1: on that was getting baptized that Sunday and they come
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  Speaker 1: out that closet out the back down and by the
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  Speaker 1: ball room and walk y'all over to that pool where
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  Speaker 1: they was going baptized. Now, I scared to death when
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  Speaker 1: I was a little boy. I go down there and
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  Speaker 1: watch it. So you get baptized next Sunday, Steve, Mary
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  Speaker 1: about five eight years before I did that. I was
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  Speaker 1: so scared. Man, you could rarely getting baptized, but that
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  Speaker 1: I could not believe it, because you know, we had
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  Speaker 1: those swimming pools where I live. That was that was
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  Speaker 1: that was the biggest body of water we saw outside
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  Speaker 1: of Lake. I just could not see this little past
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  Speaker 1: on mine. He's a little too short, dipping me if
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  Speaker 1: he don't pick me up. All I saw was a drowning,
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  Speaker 1: And my mama used to make me stand there because
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  Speaker 1: my mom would day prayed for the people. I was
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  Speaker 1: scared to death watching people get baptized, man, I was,
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  Speaker 1: I was. It was horrifying, man, I probably I could think.
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  Speaker 1: I got baptized about thirteen fourteen. I finally went up
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  Speaker 1: there at all to call when out stairs, man got
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  Speaker 1: in that little raggedy little ballroom, put the little clothes
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  Speaker 1: on out scared to death, man got Well, you mentioned
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  Speaker 1: something that struck me. This has nothing to do with baptism.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't even know why I said that story.
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  Speaker 1: I just but I heard you mentioned rogue, and it
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  Speaker 1: made made me think of your show last night, Judge, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Oh girl, so good, so good? Where you do not
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  Speaker 1: wear a robe, Judge, because I'm too fly for that.
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  Speaker 1: Why what cover up all this goodness? You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in here, man, trying to stay in shaping
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  Speaker 1: everything's and putting no robe on that. Plus you know, really,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I ain't really know, Judge, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but you know last night was great. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the numbers are yet. Uh you know when I'm
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  Speaker 1: just playing about it, man, that's a success, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But last night was a great opening. Man. I hope
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  Speaker 1: y'all enjoyed, appreciate y'all watching three cases last night. That
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  Speaker 1: first of all, all the cases are real. They're all
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  Speaker 1: very very real. They all signed after David's that they
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  Speaker 1: have to uh abide by whatever I say, that it
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  Speaker 1: has to do it. And then they illegally they have
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  Speaker 1: to do it. They signed all the legal documents. All
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  Speaker 1: of these cases are vetted by ABC Legal. These are
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  Speaker 1: real cases and everything real people, So none of us scripted.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know, I was wondering about the two sisters. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the funeral, Yeah that was real. Yeah. The sister
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  Speaker 1: was collecting money for her brother's funeral. Said it was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be about fourteen thousand. When the older sister got
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  Speaker 1: in town, they hadn't collected enough, so she wrote a
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  Speaker 1: check for six thousand, got it out the way. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well they get to the funeral and it's just some
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  Speaker 1: memorial service. Ain't no casket, ain't no body, ain't no nothing.
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  Speaker 1: She then had the brother cremate it for fourteen hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Now they'd have collected fourteen thousand. Yeah, what happened to
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  Speaker 1: the rest of them? What happened? The sister accused her
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  Speaker 1: getting a position and button lil and she did, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she did. Surely that was the whole thing, about the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing, So we had to settle that. That turned
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  Speaker 1: out to be crazy. Then the other case where the
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  Speaker 1: brother and sisters, the nicest people I've ever seen, come
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  Speaker 1: to court. They agreed with everything each other said. But
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  Speaker 1: she thought her brother had spent her five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: deposit on this front dude could make some furniture, and
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  Speaker 1: turned out that he didn't. He actually had the five
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and had proof he would never cheat his sister.
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  Speaker 1: That turned out to be a good case. But then
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  Speaker 1: these two neighbors that was arguing about this treat that
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  Speaker 1: fell in the yard. So so the Asian lady, the
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  Speaker 1: Asian lady, she said, doing the thing she said. I
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  Speaker 1: was asking her how she came up with these numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I said, because you know, you can't just do this
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  Speaker 1: right here. You can't just you know, come up with
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  Speaker 1: any kind of number. She said. You know, I'm agied,
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  Speaker 1: so I know how to do mad I just meant,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, you know I didn't say that. You
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  Speaker 1: said you trying to get my ass put off TV
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  Speaker 1: to a night. Yeah, let the record show, so you
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  Speaker 1: know it was interesting. Man. I want to thank everybody
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• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: did y'all like the show? Yeah? I loved it, loved it,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: loved it. That intro good looking. You're a good listener
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  Speaker 1: too on that show. You're a good listener because you
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: gotta yeah hear both sides. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was good. I love the fact that it's that night.
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  Speaker 1: I loved that. Yeah. Uh, it's a little secondier than
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  Speaker 1: the normal judgment. Some fight. I know it's gonna be
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: a fight, pritty. So we're gonna see somebody. We see
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  Speaker 1: it in a minute. Now. What you're not gonna do
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: is take my money. Get your butt done. Don't get
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: your butt done? Yes, judge, Steve, Yes, congratulations big though cool.
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. So that's it. Hey, y'all, take care
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: of yourself. Don't forget to talk to God. He love
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