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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know y'all, but.
- 0:09Speaker 2: All at all.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Given them.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Back.
- 0:15Speaker 3: A million bus busy.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 3: St Joy.
- 0:50Speaker 5: Joy. You don't use that.
- 1:01Speaker 6: Turn out.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Love, turn.
- 1:24Speaker 3: You gonna turn.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I can't.
- 1:40Speaker 3: I got to turn the mouth turn you probably got
- 1:44Speaker 3: to turn the mouth out.
- 1:46Speaker 4: The water the money cap. Come come on you, baby,
- 2:02Speaker 4: I sure will.
- 2:04Speaker 7: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
- 2:07Speaker 7: dig me down one and only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:11Speaker 7: radio show.
- 2:13Speaker 4: Man o, man o, man, I just I have to
- 2:18Speaker 4: tell you this. How good is the God I serve?
- 2:25Speaker 7: How amazing is he? That's that's all I you know.
- 2:30Speaker 7: And you know what, really, man, when I try to
- 2:32Speaker 7: explain how I feel about what he does for me, really,
- 2:37Speaker 7: the words that I come up with, that they just
- 2:40Speaker 7: they they inadequate.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Man, They don't they don't cut it. They really don't.
- 2:43Speaker 4: You know.
- 2:43Speaker 7: I could say amazing. At one time. I even just
- 2:47Speaker 7: got that. I tried something real ignorant.
- 2:49Speaker 4: One time.
- 2:49Speaker 7: I just said, you know, God is just super captual,
- 2:52Speaker 7: fragilistic as be all adocious. I just tried that to
- 2:55Speaker 7: see how that felt. That's that's all to change he
- 2:57Speaker 7: is with me. I just try to because see how
- 2:59Speaker 7: that felt. But then I ain't feel right saying that.
- 3:02Speaker 7: The fact that he's amazing and awesome and he's an
- 3:05Speaker 7: awesome god. You hear people say that is it's bigger
- 3:08Speaker 7: than that too, man. So you know, as hard as
- 3:12Speaker 7: I try, no matter what I do every day, I'm
- 3:14Speaker 7: gonna come up short with trying to explain to you
- 3:17Speaker 7: exactly how he works and how he is for me.
- 3:20Speaker 4: So I just thank him that every day, every chance
- 3:22Speaker 4: I get here.
- 3:25Speaker 8: It is.
- 3:27Speaker 4: It is your determination and your effort. Listen to me carefully.
- 3:34Speaker 4: It is your determination and your effort. I think that
- 3:40Speaker 4: the average person, and I'm not knocking you, I just
- 3:44Speaker 4: want you to hear me out. I think what stops
- 3:46Speaker 4: the average person from becoming successful is that we don't
- 3:50Speaker 4: realize the effort that it takes. And that's just truth.
- 3:56Speaker 7: I found that to be so true in my life,
- 3:59Speaker 7: in my talking to people and meeting people, and people
- 4:02Speaker 7: are asking me questions about it and me trying to
- 4:05Speaker 7: figure out the way myself. I don't think that you
- 4:09Speaker 7: really can comprehend the effort that it takes to become successful.
- 4:15Speaker 7: This is the thing that you have to wrap your
- 4:18Speaker 7: mind around very quickly. If you want to be successful
- 4:21Speaker 7: on any level in any area. The dream is the beginning.
- 4:26Speaker 7: Good Lord, let me tell you something. The determination and
- 4:30Speaker 7: effort is massive. You cannot be overly concerned with sleep.
- 4:38Speaker 7: If you are a person who is always concerned about sleep,
- 4:42Speaker 7: gets success out your mind. Ain't fin to have a partner,
- 4:46Speaker 7: is not finn happen. You cannot be that concerned about sleep.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Now listen to me.
- 4:52Speaker 7: You have to get your rest. But this was my philosophy.
- 4:57Speaker 7: I'm just sharing you with what how I did it.
- 5:00Speaker 7: My philosophy was I stopped being concerned about sleep. I
- 5:07Speaker 7: got my rest, but I got just enough to get
- 5:12Speaker 7: back to it, and I got back on the grind
- 5:14Speaker 7: to hop in the hustle. I got just enough rest
- 5:19Speaker 7: so I could go and put forth some more effort.
- 5:23Speaker 4: But listen to me.
- 5:25Speaker 7: You cannot sleep a third of your life away and
- 5:28Speaker 7: expect to become successful. If you're not already successful. If
- 5:32Speaker 7: you are asleep for eight hours, that is a third
- 5:35Speaker 7: of your day. You cannot be asleep a third of
- 5:38Speaker 7: your life and expect to get successful. Now, after you
- 5:41Speaker 7: get successful, you know you learn as you go to
- 5:46Speaker 7: work smarter, not harder. So as you get successful, you
- 5:51Speaker 7: may have eight hours available to you. But on the
- 5:54Speaker 7: way up there, I don't see how you can do it,
- 5:56Speaker 7: I promise you.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I don't. Now, maybe somebody can come for it.
- 5:59Speaker 9: I did it.
- 6:00Speaker 7: He probably lying, But okay, tell your story, because everybody
- 6:06Speaker 7: I know that's successful that I've sat down and had
- 6:09Speaker 7: real talks with, they wasn't concerned with sleeping. You cannot
- 6:14Speaker 7: be concerned with sleeping. If you want to be successful.
- 6:18Speaker 7: How can this happen for you?
- 6:21Speaker 4: Listen to me.
- 6:22Speaker 7: The effort that it requires is massive. It's an all
- 6:25Speaker 7: out of salt on your dream. Now you got to
- 6:28Speaker 7: make an assault. It requires an all out of salt
- 6:32Speaker 7: on it. And you can't be sleeping. Fight at the
- 6:34Speaker 7: same time. You can't fight when you sleep. Man, I
- 6:38Speaker 7: wish I could get y'all understand this right here. Understand
- 6:42Speaker 7: that the effort that is required to be successful will
- 6:45Speaker 7: take everything you have, and when you think you've given
- 6:48Speaker 7: your all, it's gonna require some more.
- 6:52Speaker 4: The quality of your.
- 6:54Speaker 7: Chield is amazing. See okay, listen, what is sitting around
- 6:59Speaker 7: having bill every day?
- 7:01Speaker 4: Fault?
- 7:01Speaker 2: What?
- 7:02Speaker 7: But they're sitting around smoking weed for every day, Pa,
- 7:06Speaker 7: Come on, man, for real, But if you took that beer, drinking,
- 7:11Speaker 7: weeds smoking chill time and applied it to progressing yourself
- 7:15Speaker 7: towards your dream. When you do carve out of vacation,
- 7:20Speaker 7: guess where you be able to go. Guess what part
- 7:23Speaker 7: of the world you can go see. Guess how you
- 7:25Speaker 7: can cheer up now instead of you just driving. Every
- 7:28Speaker 7: year your family to the family union, sit at the
- 7:30Speaker 7: same picnic table. Everybody pull they money in two and
- 7:34Speaker 7: ten families don't never pool they money in.
- 7:36Speaker 4: They down there eating like y'all eating. You got attitude
- 7:40Speaker 4: cause cause the day or day side don't have a
- 7:42Speaker 4: chip in or not.
- 7:43Speaker 7: They down there eating the extra potatoes at and making places.
- 7:46Speaker 7: You're not huguing about this every year? For real, man,
- 7:49Speaker 7: they ain't got the T shirt money. You know, they
- 7:52Speaker 7: got the same T shirt on. They ain't put in
- 7:54Speaker 7: that really, man, so so so so so you want
- 7:57Speaker 7: that to be it?
- 7:58Speaker 4: Every year? All do you want?
- 8:00Speaker 7: This year, I'm taking my family to New Orleans. H
- 8:04Speaker 7: I'm taking my family see the Grand Canyon. I'm taking
- 8:07Speaker 7: my family down to the beach.
- 8:09Speaker 1: This year.
- 8:09Speaker 7: Me, me and my family gonna go sight see. We're
- 8:12Speaker 7: gonna go ride a couple of river on Chicago. Me
- 8:15Speaker 7: and my family gonna go skiing this year. Me and
- 8:17Speaker 7: me and my family going out to La Man we go.
- 8:19Speaker 7: We're gonna go out there for a weekend. You know,
- 8:22Speaker 7: you know it can happen like that. But if you
- 8:23Speaker 7: ain't working, listen to me. Average effort gets average results.
- 8:34Speaker 7: That's that's all it is to it. See, ordinary effort
- 8:41Speaker 7: gets ordinary results. But if you put forth an extra effort.
- 8:49Speaker 4: See, the only difference between extraordinary and ordinary is one word,
- 8:52Speaker 4: that's extra.
- 8:53Speaker 7: If you do extra, you can take ordinary right on
- 8:57Speaker 7: over to extraordinary. Do you understand you have to have
- 9:01Speaker 7: a massive assault on your dreams? Quit sitting up in here, man,
- 9:04Speaker 7: trying to chill all the time. I'm sorry, man, I
- 9:07Speaker 7: wish I could tell you another way, but it ain't one.
- 9:10Speaker 4: Here's what I did.
- 9:12Speaker 7: I wasn't concerned about how much sleep I got. I
- 9:15Speaker 7: just had to get my rest. And once I got
- 9:19Speaker 7: enough rest to get up and get the task done,
- 9:22Speaker 7: I got up. Somebody sent me a tweet the other day,
- 9:28Speaker 7: a partner of mine. He said, to see if I
- 9:31Speaker 7: can pull it up while I'm talking to you. But
- 9:33Speaker 7: he just sent me a little sign, just what nothing,
- 9:35Speaker 7: just a little something to say. Hey man, I ran
- 9:38Speaker 7: across this, I thought about you, and I sent it
- 9:40Speaker 7: to you. It said no alarm clock needed, My passion
- 9:45Speaker 7: wakes me. It's in block print. He said, no alarm
- 9:52Speaker 7: clock needed, My passion wakes me. That's what you got
- 9:57Speaker 7: to be about.
- 10:00Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time the Steve Harvey
- 10:07Speaker 7: Morning Show has began.
- 10:08Speaker 4: We invite you to join there with gratitude.
- 10:10Speaker 7: I was cold plunging this morning, and I was sitting
- 10:13Speaker 7: there for the entire six minutes, and the entire time
- 10:16Speaker 7: all I did was think him. I used the entire
- 10:19Speaker 7: six minutes, didn't ask for nothing. When I realized that
- 10:23Speaker 7: my six minutes was up, I had used the entire
- 10:26Speaker 7: time thanking him, and I hadn't even cracked the list
- 10:32Speaker 7: of things I should have thanked him for six straight
- 10:35Speaker 7: minutes of gratitude. And when I realized my time was up,
- 10:39Speaker 7: I realized, man, I had so much more to be
- 10:41Speaker 7: grateful for.
- 10:43Speaker 5: Wow.
- 10:43Speaker 4: God is good man, Yeah, he is, Ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:46Speaker 4: This is that dog on Steve Harvey Morning Show. I
- 10:51Speaker 4: am that dog.
- 10:52Speaker 7: Go on Steve Harvey and these Here is the following
- 10:57Speaker 7: Shirley Strawberry Colin for real, Miss Sippy Monica, Junior government
- 11:01Speaker 7: name kills.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Faith and the legend that is the stand up tall
- 11:07Speaker 4: you time.
- 11:08Speaker 7: At least he ain't in our face on this soon
- 11:16Speaker 7: in there, man, I don't know how you did that.
- 11:18Speaker 7: I ain't never seen. I just don't have no I
- 11:21Speaker 7: don't know, man, I stopped having moments like that. Uh,
- 11:24Speaker 7: Tommy's moving and the movies that moved all his furniture.
- 11:27Speaker 7: Now he ain't got nothing to put this radio box on,
- 11:30Speaker 7: so handing up doing radio.
- 11:33Speaker 4: But I look six six though, Look at me, man,
- 11:35Speaker 4: I look six six coming.
- 11:37Speaker 7: Your head is at the top of all the window frame.
- 11:40Speaker 7: I never and I've never heard that before.
- 11:42Speaker 4: Thank you?
- 11:45Speaker 10: Soon?
- 11:45Speaker 2: Did you sit back?
- 11:46Speaker 4: Then?
- 11:46Speaker 1: It's back to business?
- 11:49Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 11:50Speaker 4: Yeah, well junior, anything going on?
- 11:54Speaker 11: Man?
- 11:54Speaker 4: You just let me ask you.
- 11:57Speaker 12: I just need to know how apologies work, tom and
- 12:00Speaker 12: you know how apologies work. Now, if I miss up,
- 12:03Speaker 12: I apologize and then I just move on. But I
- 12:06Speaker 12: got it right now, and I'm waiting on this apology.
- 12:09Speaker 12: How long must I wait to get this apology? Because
- 12:12Speaker 12: I feel like it's gonna be hold on. Oh you wait,
- 12:14Speaker 12: no one from her, No, no, no, just a different incidents.
- 12:16Speaker 12: When I mess up, I apologize. But see I got
- 12:19Speaker 12: it right now. She knows she don't be an apology.
- 12:21Speaker 12: How long do I have to wait to get it?
- 12:23Speaker 11: Oh?
- 12:24Speaker 7: You could be Oh this could be, this could be summers?
- 12:27Speaker 7: Yeah what yeah dog? Yeah ploral Yeah yeah dog yeah
- 12:32Speaker 7: you know, Junior, I can tell you honestly.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Yeah. Can I tell you something that's gonna really hurt you, sir?
- 12:38Speaker 4: It may never come elbow, elbow, Hey, hey.
- 12:45Speaker 7: Hey, hey, ju Can I tell you another reality? Yes, sir,
- 12:50Speaker 7: you think she was wrong, You think you got her
- 12:55Speaker 7: in her mind? Nothing's wrong.
- 12:59Speaker 6: So punch is walking by me like she don't me No,
- 13:02Speaker 6: pol it's just.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Normal flow the trip porters. You think you got her
- 13:05Speaker 2: back against the ropes.
- 13:06Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking.
- 13:08Speaker 4: You know what you need to do, Joe.
- 13:09Speaker 7: You need to quick thank it because remember how you
- 13:11Speaker 7: thought you was gonna have a father's day jam.
- 13:13Speaker 4: Beree Yeah kind of like that.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yeah, he quick thank you?
- 13:20Speaker 7: Yeah, and anybody want a father's day? Called them same
- 13:24Speaker 7: two rolls. It's still at Walmart, CBS right agg carget
- 13:29Speaker 7: them same too.
- 13:32Speaker 1: And anybody wishing it canon a happy Father's day. Lord,
- 13:35Speaker 1: oh that's too much.
- 13:37Speaker 8: All right, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
- 13:40Speaker 8: we'll hear from the nephew standing up as he runs
- 13:43Speaker 8: that brank back.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Right after this.
- 13:45Speaker 8: You're listening, Morning show, It's time now to start your
- 13:50Speaker 8: morning off with the nephews.
- 13:52Speaker 1: He runs that brank back. Nephew, what do you have
- 13:55Speaker 1: for us this morning?
- 13:56Speaker 4: Deep into the classic archive? All right?
- 13:58Speaker 2: This right here, yes, this home run hill of this
- 14:01Speaker 2: out the park. This Barry Bonds right here. This is
- 14:05Speaker 2: Raymond in the closet. This is the greatest prank all time.
- 14:14Speaker 2: This is Steve Harvey's number one brain. Raymond in that
- 14:18Speaker 2: damn claw. Let's go, cat dog.
- 14:22Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, hey, who can you hear me? Here? Badly?
- 14:26Speaker 4: Who is there?
- 14:27Speaker 6: This Raymond?
- 14:28Speaker 5: Now speak up? I can't hear you. Who this is?
- 14:31Speaker 6: Raymond?
- 14:31Speaker 5: Now speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond?
- 14:35Speaker 6: Raymond? Raymond for Ronde is my sister?
- 14:41Speaker 11: Yes?
- 14:42Speaker 5: What's up? What's up?
- 14:43Speaker 11: Man?
- 14:43Speaker 5: What's up?
- 14:44Speaker 6: Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.
- 14:48Speaker 5: I'm in the ho hold on, hold on, man, damn,
- 14:50Speaker 5: I bad can't hear what you're saying somebody that.
- 14:52Speaker 6: What somebody be broken the house?
- 14:56Speaker 5: Why there you whispering?
- 14:57Speaker 6: Because they in the house right now.
- 14:59Speaker 5: I'm wait a minute, wait a minute. You saying somebody
- 15:02Speaker 5: that broken the house and they steal in there?
- 15:04Speaker 6: Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm in the house.
- 15:08Speaker 5: Now, hold on, Wait a minute. You saying somebody that
- 15:11Speaker 5: broken to your damn house and they still in there? Yes,
- 15:15Speaker 5: what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't count
- 15:17Speaker 5: the police.
- 15:18Speaker 6: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
- 15:21Speaker 6: trying to get.
- 15:22Speaker 4: Somebody to hold on, hold on, I don't know what
- 15:25Speaker 4: to do.
- 15:27Speaker 5: Then you're saying somebody in the house, in your damn
- 15:30Speaker 5: house right now? All this stuff? Okay? Where you live at?
- 15:36Speaker 5: Where do you live at?
- 15:37Speaker 6: I'm on thirty sixth Street.
- 15:39Speaker 5: Because I'm at thirty two and a half. You know what,
- 15:41Speaker 5: hold on, I'm for the call loss. Wait wait wait,
- 15:44Speaker 5: wait wait man, you know what what?
- 15:47Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
- 15:48Speaker 5: Don't got to please you send your in a house
- 15:51Speaker 5: somebody to know to kill you, and you're talking about
- 15:54Speaker 5: you don't want them arrested.
- 15:55Speaker 6: We got some illegal stuff in the house.
- 15:58Speaker 5: Don't call nobody Wait a minute. Wait, wait, now you
- 16:02Speaker 5: saying hold on, you saying don't call the damn law
- 16:06Speaker 5: you have to.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Because they got it that liquor the house.
- 16:12Speaker 10: Do it? Man?
- 16:14Speaker 4: What man?
- 16:18Speaker 10: You know what?
- 16:19Speaker 5: This is bad? Don you know what? You're sending your
- 16:23Speaker 5: something there? That's the problem while they're in the house. Now,
- 16:26Speaker 5: you just set your up in the house. Got you
- 16:28Speaker 5: in there and there that's I guarantee you that what
- 16:32Speaker 5: you what you got in there? You know what, man,
- 16:39Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. I'm gona tell you the
- 16:41Speaker 5: best thing to do, even though the people in your
- 16:43Speaker 5: house right now you need to jumper. Let me call it. Man,
- 16:47Speaker 5: you need to let me call the damn LAWCU i'mna
- 16:48Speaker 5: tell you right now you can get up dead.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Don't do that.
- 16:52Speaker 5: I'm gonna put you know what, man, you will stay
- 16:56Speaker 5: down now. I'm gonna tell you that I get called
- 16:58Speaker 5: a law I call him. Hold on, I get my
- 17:01Speaker 5: wife to call right now.
- 17:02Speaker 4: Don't call him. Please don't call it because there's too
- 17:06Speaker 4: much illiquis done done.
- 17:15Speaker 10: Now.
- 17:15Speaker 5: But I'm gonna tell you something, man, Honestly, I can't
- 17:17Speaker 5: do it. Think I don't for to go down there. No,
- 17:19Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you something I could just foods and
- 17:21Speaker 5: the pretending you don't even call the damn last.
- 17:23Speaker 10: You know what?
- 17:24Speaker 5: Man looking here, Doc, I'm gonna be honest with you.
- 17:26Speaker 5: I ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you
- 17:28Speaker 5: right down now, you know what. The first thing I'm
- 17:30Speaker 5: gonna tell you now, Now, I ain't gonna take my
- 17:33Speaker 5: down there. First of all, they may be tapping my
- 17:35Speaker 5: damn line, and I ain't got to do with this.
- 17:37Speaker 5: You're gonna get I get called now, one one call,
- 17:45Speaker 5: because you know what, You're gonna get your kid down now,
- 17:48Speaker 5: and they don't know who you are, you know what.
- 17:50Speaker 5: And I ain't gonna stay on the phone with you
- 17:52Speaker 5: so they can find out. Please, you know what, nor dying.
- 17:56Speaker 5: I ain't getting in that. I ain't man, You're much
- 17:58Speaker 5: good dad fool ain't for to get that one. So
- 18:00Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you what you can do. I called
- 18:02Speaker 5: the law. I foray have my wife right now.
- 18:05Speaker 10: You know what.
- 18:05Speaker 5: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me later,
- 18:07Speaker 5: because you know when you forget your mon head.
- 18:09Speaker 4: A minute, just west, but I think them outside.
- 18:13Speaker 5: Man, you know this is something crazy, y'all. You just
- 18:16Speaker 5: set your I'm gonna call yours for one. I'm sitting
- 18:25Speaker 5: up to the time about my cousin, damn law, damn fool.
- 18:29Speaker 5: You gotta keep you on my cats in that closet.
- 18:31Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you right now you're a damn fool.
- 18:33Speaker 5: You walk out because i'm'na tell you not. They sure
- 18:34Speaker 5: gonna kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't
- 18:36Speaker 5: gonna lie to you.
- 18:37Speaker 10: Man.
- 18:37Speaker 5: The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
- 18:40Speaker 5: a law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
- 18:42Speaker 5: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know
- 18:43Speaker 5: why you really gonna call me unless you want to help,
- 18:46Speaker 5: because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't for
- 18:47Speaker 5: the jump downs myself. No, my damn family over your
- 18:50Speaker 5: I need the only thing I could do. I could
- 18:52Speaker 5: help you out in one way. I can call the
- 18:53Speaker 5: law now. My wife got a cell phone. What you
- 18:55Speaker 5: want me to do? Well, you get me. You must
- 18:58Speaker 5: be a damn fool. I'm not well. I ain't going down.
- 19:02Speaker 5: I ain't going you know what. Man. Look look, I
- 19:05Speaker 5: can't get in there and my wife and not of
- 19:07Speaker 5: the counter police. I'm gonna till you right now. They
- 19:09Speaker 5: could have come you can you Can you hear me?
- 19:13Speaker 5: I can hear you? Ship your damn mouth shut up?
- 19:17Speaker 5: Shut him? Can you shut your damn mouth right now?
- 19:20Speaker 5: Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when
- 19:23Speaker 5: he stops. Why don't shoot the sh don't peek out
- 19:27Speaker 5: that damn dough.
- 19:28Speaker 6: Can I say something?
- 19:30Speaker 5: Man, you need to shut your damn mose.
- 19:32Speaker 6: This is his nephew Diamond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 19:36Speaker 4: You know what, you just got pranked by?
- 19:38Speaker 2: Man?
- 19:39Speaker 5: Y'all win there? God bro, why y'all some dirty.
- 19:51Speaker 10: I do?
- 19:51Speaker 5: Damn well?
- 19:52Speaker 4: Man, No, you just got pranked by your boy wind Dawn.
- 19:56Speaker 5: Man, I'm sweating, like hey, sit up in this damn
- 20:01Speaker 5: hall with draws. Old man. You set up here. I
- 20:04Speaker 5: want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,
- 20:06Speaker 5: I'm swimming like here.
- 20:08Speaker 4: Why are you sweating?
- 20:09Speaker 5: He was frona do because I damn sure no one
- 20:11Speaker 5: should have come down to the house. That's the show.
- 20:12Speaker 4: I know you weren't coming to that.
- 20:15Speaker 3: I heard it in your voice.
- 20:16Speaker 4: I say, okay, you know what. He ain't coming to
- 20:19Speaker 4: get me.
- 20:20Speaker 5: Man. I'm sit up here right now, Man, I might
- 20:22Speaker 5: need to take off some word.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Boy, Hey, let me ask you something man. What is
- 20:29Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the land.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Can be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
- 20:37Speaker 5: other that Nephew Tommy is crazy, younass.
- 20:46Speaker 1: And come down there.
- 20:50Speaker 8: We love the classic Nephew You're listening hard morning show
- 20:56Speaker 8: coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment,
- 20:59Speaker 8: news for Williams makes Louis Vauton debut at star studied show.
- 21:05Speaker 1: This was a star studded show in Paris.
- 21:08Speaker 8: Actor Jonathan Major's meanwhile, appears in court with girlfriend Megan
- 21:12Speaker 8: Good right by his side, holding his hand. And we'll
- 21:15Speaker 8: talk about these stories at the top of the hour,
- 21:17Speaker 8: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
- 21:22Speaker 8: This one's from Shy and Evanston. Shy writes, I've been
- 21:26Speaker 8: married for four years, and before I got married, I
- 21:29Speaker 8: dated a married man for two years. His wife just
- 21:32Speaker 8: found out and she wants to meet with me. I
- 21:35Speaker 8: told my husband about it, and he told me not
- 21:38Speaker 8: to talk to her. Do I owe this woman an explanation?
- 21:42Speaker 7: Now he the husband, old wife, the explanation, the husband
- 21:48Speaker 7: that's him.
- 21:48Speaker 4: You don't owe her nothing.
- 21:50Speaker 7: No, you don't know her, no explanation, And your new
- 21:52Speaker 7: husband is right and you tell a lot of stuff.
- 21:55Speaker 7: So you need to learn how to shut up too,
- 21:58Speaker 7: new husband, you need to be quiet. You're gonna mess
- 22:01Speaker 7: when I ain't gonna heead nothing in a minute. Why
- 22:03Speaker 7: did you even tell her you sed dating man?
- 22:06Speaker 4: Man? Tell your new husband, don't do that.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Be quiet.
- 22:10Speaker 4: Shut up. You just heard the print.
- 22:13Speaker 6: Shut your damn up.
- 22:15Speaker 4: You're gonna miss run through the monkeys killed?
- 22:17Speaker 1: Yea, all right?
- 22:22Speaker 8: Moving on to Monique and Albany, who writes, I'm dating
- 22:25Speaker 8: a man that has three children, and on Saturday he
- 22:28Speaker 8: went to visit his kids and he stayed at his
- 22:30Speaker 8: ex wife's house overnight. My intuition tells me that he
- 22:34Speaker 8: didn't sleep on the couch. So do I wait to
- 22:38Speaker 8: see if it happens again or do I discuss it now?
- 22:41Speaker 4: Well, you might as well discuss it now, but you
- 22:45Speaker 4: do know he going back over there.
- 22:48Speaker 13: What.
- 22:49Speaker 7: Yeah, you can discuss it, but he's going back over there.
- 22:51Speaker 7: He goes over there, he is those kids, and you
- 22:54Speaker 7: don't know where he sleeps. So you can go ahead
- 22:58Speaker 7: and discuss it, have a discussion, but don't make it
- 23:01Speaker 7: an accusation because you don't know.
- 23:04Speaker 4: Now what is telling you?
- 23:06Speaker 2: I don't know hell, can we can we get that
- 23:09Speaker 2: removed from all ladies? Can we remove the intuition? How
- 23:13Speaker 2: can we get that?
- 23:14Speaker 4: Well? No, they got it. The problem is they don't
- 23:19Speaker 4: use it.
- 23:20Speaker 7: They got it, but when they ignore it, they end
- 23:23Speaker 7: up hurting themselfs because a woman will always go I
- 23:26Speaker 7: knew it, I knew it, and then they get hurt
- 23:29Speaker 7: by it. Anyway, they all have it, they just don't
- 23:31Speaker 7: use it all.
- 23:32Speaker 1: So as a man, you don't what do you think though?
- 23:35Speaker 1: Did he sleep with his wife?
- 23:37Speaker 7: No?
- 23:37Speaker 4: I don't think he state slept with him. He was
- 23:40Speaker 4: on the couch tonight. I think he's on the cound.
- 23:42Speaker 4: That couldn't happen.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Okay, what does your intuition that he was right in
- 23:47Speaker 1: there with his eggs?
- 23:49Speaker 8: What?
- 23:50Speaker 4: But that's not your intuition?
- 23:53Speaker 10: What? What is that?
- 23:55Speaker 4: That's just you know, you.
- 24:00Speaker 7: Know, Charlotte, Charlie, Charlie breaks up everybody on Strawberry Letter.
- 24:04Speaker 4: Breaking up reads no matter, you have to break up.
- 24:08Speaker 4: If Shirberry you're not right? But but do I not
- 24:13Speaker 4: tell you what I'm doing?
- 24:15Speaker 8: But how is this any different? How is this man
- 24:18Speaker 8: that if this was for the Strawberry Letter, you would
- 24:20Speaker 8: have said that he had slept on the slept with
- 24:22Speaker 8: his wife. Ex.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Wait, why do you why do you think he slept
- 24:26Speaker 4: with us? It's his ex I slept with none of
- 24:29Speaker 4: mya telling.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Did you sleep at their house? Hell on the coun you.
- 24:35Speaker 9: Were on the count.
- 24:37Speaker 4: I mean you know I stayed in another room before.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and had no thoughts of walking to that
- 24:45Speaker 1: other man.
- 24:46Speaker 7: Hell, matter of fact, had that door locked in there
- 24:49Speaker 7: with that tubble pull up under my shield and skap.
- 24:54Speaker 8: Moving on to a NASA import myers. My brother's wife
- 24:58Speaker 8: owes me money, and that's it, says, And she just
- 25:01Speaker 8: got braids. I know they had to be at least
- 25:04Speaker 8: two hundred dollars. My husband told me to let it go,
- 25:07Speaker 8: but I can't. It's my money, and I'm wearing a
- 25:10Speaker 8: wig because I can't afford braids. Can I cut her
- 25:14Speaker 8: braids when I see her?
- 25:17Speaker 4: No, you can't cut her brains.
- 25:21Speaker 7: Oh well, listen, don't mess up the five financial dynamics
- 25:24Speaker 7: over two hundred.
- 25:26Speaker 4: I don't even think it's two hundred. But I'm a braided.
- 25:29Speaker 4: Whatever it is, you know, I mean, just let it go,
- 25:33Speaker 4: you know, because let me tell you something, man.
- 25:35Speaker 7: Whatever hundred is, I mean, what's the difference would make
- 25:38Speaker 7: you can ask about it if your husband told you
- 25:40Speaker 7: to let it go and tell her husband to give
- 25:43Speaker 7: you the two.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Hundred, you let it go to get her braid and
- 25:46Speaker 1: take a whig.
- 25:47Speaker 4: Hey, baby, I tell you what you want me to
- 25:49Speaker 4: let it go? Can I have my two hundred from
- 25:51Speaker 4: your sister? You want me to let it go? Okay,
- 25:53Speaker 4: it's two hundred places and did it? Acts like it
- 25:55Speaker 4: never happened.
- 25:56Speaker 7: Now you ain't got the ever. You know how many
- 25:58Speaker 7: I call that a buyout. When I give a person
- 26:01Speaker 7: the money and they don't pay me back, that's aboutom.
- 26:04Speaker 7: I don't ever have to worry about that person's gigs.
- 26:06Speaker 7: You brought yourself out of my life. You can't come
- 26:09Speaker 7: with me from none. But you're gonna fall out in
- 26:11Speaker 7: this heat with the wig on though, you're gonna have well,
- 26:15Speaker 7: you got to be an old pro. Old women have
- 26:17Speaker 7: been wearing wigs for years, staying strong in that heat.
- 26:21Speaker 1: They're hot though.
- 26:22Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I know. The weeds got that opening on
- 26:25Speaker 7: it though. Listen man, and that too. They got the
- 26:27Speaker 7: new ones out now with your criss cross pattern.
- 26:30Speaker 8: Anywhere you know head yeah, way too much know your
- 26:36Speaker 8: weed your last one Steve Cynthia and Tellson says, I'm
- 26:43Speaker 8: thirty seven years old and my parents still treat me
- 26:46Speaker 8: like a teenager. They pop up at my apartment and
- 26:49Speaker 8: my mother is still insists that I have dinner with
- 26:51Speaker 8: them on Sundays. I can't stop them from being overprotective.
- 26:54Speaker 8: But how do I get them to back off?
- 26:58Speaker 7: Well, you just said you can't stop them from being
- 27:00Speaker 7: over protective. Then he said, you want to get them
- 27:02Speaker 7: the back off them the same thing you're trying to accomplish,
- 27:06Speaker 7: because you want them to just stop popping up at
- 27:08Speaker 7: your apartment because you're in there slanging it. You understand, well,
- 27:12Speaker 7: you're in there slanging it and they just pop up.
- 27:15Speaker 7: That ain't gonna be a good look for Your daddy
- 27:17Speaker 7: is jeeking down at the church and your mama do
- 27:19Speaker 7: their church announcement and they come up to the apartment
- 27:22Speaker 7: and all of a sudden, they just here going down
- 27:24Speaker 7: in there, you know. And I'm gonna tell you something else.
- 27:27Speaker 7: Them Sunday dinners. That's good man. Get all the Sunday
- 27:32Speaker 7: Dinners you can with your mama then, so they ain't
- 27:34Speaker 7: gonna be his roadways wish. I'm gonna tell you right now, Man,
- 27:38Speaker 7: you're gonna wish you could go eat with them, going
- 27:42Speaker 7: and had them Sunday dinners. It's just one day. You
- 27:44Speaker 7: ain't doing nothing else. That's why you're single. Now you
- 27:46Speaker 7: ain't got nobody.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Get you some good eating Mama's cooking.
- 27:50Speaker 7: Going over there, man and appreciate them parents, because man,
- 27:53Speaker 7: one day, Lord, then much Jesus, Lord, and you not
- 28:00Speaker 7: Lord vers no, go and spend some time with your
- 28:05Speaker 7: Sure you got like money, know you ain't You know
- 28:10Speaker 7: I'm talking about the potential of one day.
- 28:12Speaker 4: What could happen? Do you know how many celebrities you
- 28:14Speaker 4: have killed on this show?
- 28:17Speaker 1: Vote he was gone.
- 28:18Speaker 4: I'm talking about Shirley. Well, we're gonna miss her. Charley.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Shirley killed off somebody in a hearty What is this
- 28:29Speaker 4: in funeral?
- 28:32Speaker 7: But it did go from you know, she just broke
- 28:35Speaker 7: up two relationships doing my sing, broke up two relationships
- 28:40Speaker 7: doing my signals.
- 28:41Speaker 4: I tell her to spend some time with her mom
- 28:43Speaker 4: and daddy before they gone.
- 28:45Speaker 13: What is this?
- 28:48Speaker 4: Well, I guess you prefer divorce over the funeral him.
- 28:51Speaker 1: I do not divorce. That's like a death to all right,
- 28:59Speaker 1: that's today's ask the colo coming up at the top
- 29:07Speaker 1: of the hour entertainment news.
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- 30:00Speaker 8: for entertainment news. Pharrell Williams has made his Louis Vutan Day.
- 30:05Speaker 8: You congratulations to him. We all know he was recently
- 30:09Speaker 8: appointed the Men's Creative Director for the luxury brand and
- 30:13Speaker 8: showcase looks from Louis Vuitton Spring Summer twenty twenty four
- 30:16Speaker 8: collection on Tuesday night at Paris Men's Fashion Week. The
- 30:20Speaker 8: event was star studded everybody was there, jay Z, Beyonce, Rihanna, Asap, Rocky,
- 30:26Speaker 8: Megan Thee, Stallion Zndaya, Naomi Campbell, Lenny Kravitz, Kim Kardashian,
- 30:31Speaker 8: and Kelly Rowland were all there, many many more.
- 30:34Speaker 1: According to ABC.
- 30:36Speaker 8: News, Pharrell said he was quote touched to be chosen
- 30:39Speaker 8: as the brand's men's creative director. The theme of his
- 30:42Speaker 8: debut collection is lovers, and the design included printed leathered
- 30:47Speaker 8: jerseys and rugbyes, quilted denham all kinds of blazers, Camo blazers,
- 30:53Speaker 8: LV logo cutouts. It was just really really a beautiful show.
- 30:57Speaker 8: If you're into fashion and you're into Pharrell, want to
- 31:00Speaker 8: support him.
- 31:01Speaker 1: So congratulations.
- 31:04Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were gonna go. We were supposed
- 31:06Speaker 4: to go, but happened so we couldn't go. Okay, all right,
- 31:12Speaker 4: Marjorie said, no, I think.
- 31:14Speaker 1: That's why you couldn't go. That's what happened.
- 31:18Speaker 4: I think. Marjorie said no, Well, they kept moving the
- 31:21Speaker 4: day it was supposed to be.
- 31:22Speaker 7: Wednesday, and then they changed it and they changed it again,
- 31:26Speaker 7: and they changed it again, and then Marjorie just said, well,
- 31:30Speaker 7: we're not going. I said, ma'ma say we're not going.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Guess we we but you wanted to go. Steve, you
- 31:38Speaker 1: look a little sad.
- 31:39Speaker 4: Well, you know we had we had planned on him,
- 31:42Speaker 4: he was gonna go. We had everything, but you know
- 31:47Speaker 4: she said we weren't going. You're not picked my argument.
- 31:53Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know, man, when somebody say we're not
- 31:55Speaker 7: gonna spend X amount of dollars, I usually let you
- 31:59Speaker 7: win that fight.
- 32:00Speaker 4: No other fight will beat all the way anyway. We
- 32:03Speaker 4: finished bead for it.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, switching gears here.
- 32:10Speaker 8: In other entertainment news, actor Jonathan Majors entered a Manhattan
- 32:15Speaker 8: criminal court carrying two books in his hand, one appearing
- 32:18Speaker 8: to be a bible, alongside him or his attorneys and
- 32:21Speaker 8: his girlfriend now actress Megan Good. A trial date in
- 32:25Speaker 8: August has been set on the misdemeanor charges of assault
- 32:28Speaker 8: and harassment. Majors was arrested after a domestic dispute with
- 32:33Speaker 8: a thirty year old woman in New.
- 32:34Speaker 1: York City on March twenty fifth.
- 32:36Speaker 8: Now after Tuesday's hearing, Major's lawyers released a statement reiterating
- 32:42Speaker 8: her client's innocence and alleging that the woman involved assaulted Majors,
- 32:47Speaker 8: not the other way around, and that she should be charged.
- 32:50Speaker 8: His legal team has provided a video and photographs to
- 32:54Speaker 8: that effect.
- 32:55Speaker 5: So there you go.
- 32:57Speaker 4: What happens.
- 32:57Speaker 7: Well, you know that might be good Man Bro might
- 33:00Speaker 7: be all right. Yeah, Yeah, I'm hoping. I'm hoping he's fine. Yeah,
- 33:08Speaker 7: I'm hoping he's fine. Yeah. Before y'all start emailing and
- 33:13Speaker 7: all like this, I said, I'm hoping he's fine.
- 33:18Speaker 2: M hm.
- 33:20Speaker 7: Now, if something happened, I understand consequence. I'm hoping that
- 33:25Speaker 7: this is an example of how people try to capitalize
- 33:29Speaker 7: and take advantage of it. I'm hoping that's.
- 33:32Speaker 8: What this is.
- 33:34Speaker 5: Well.
- 33:34Speaker 14: And then this is a situation where you kind of
- 33:38Speaker 14: kind of question because they said she sent text messages
- 33:42Speaker 14: to him asking him after the alleged incident if he
- 33:47Speaker 14: was okay, and that the police said.
- 33:50Speaker 1: That it was just protocol for them, but you know
- 33:53Speaker 1: what arrested him. So it's like, which one.
- 33:56Speaker 4: Is it with you?
- 33:59Speaker 1: I wonder that.
- 34:00Speaker 7: But here's what really ticks people off who are celebrities
- 34:05Speaker 7: when you make these false accusations. And now we have
- 34:09Speaker 7: to suffer because right now, ain't nobody calling him.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Right now he's lost.
- 34:16Speaker 9: MS and his.
- 34:17Speaker 4: Phone and stopped ringing.
- 34:19Speaker 7: Now this brother life on home, and if it's a
- 34:23Speaker 7: false accusation, then she get to just skip off somewhere.
- 34:27Speaker 7: Don't nothing happen to her because she ain't got no money,
- 34:30Speaker 7: she ain't got no fame, she ain't got no career,
- 34:32Speaker 7: so she get to skip off.
- 34:35Speaker 4: Well, I didn't get the land the big fish.
- 34:37Speaker 7: Because what people hope happens with celebrity cases is they
- 34:41Speaker 7: hope you get you tired and don't want the hassle
- 34:44Speaker 7: of it and settle. And a lot of people sue
- 34:47Speaker 7: celebrities in hopes of setting that there are no ramifications.
- 34:51Speaker 7: If he's found not guilty, then oh well it didn't work.
- 34:56Speaker 7: But it's gonna have to start being consequences for people
- 34:58Speaker 7: who falsely.
- 34:59Speaker 14: Accused, right, Yeah, And if she is a victim, then
- 35:02Speaker 14: she deserves to be heard. But it's a lot of
- 35:06Speaker 14: questionable stuff with this situation. Is club afterwards and.
- 35:12Speaker 4: I they never got my ass beating went to the club.
- 35:17Speaker 1: That's it's weird. Yeah, this situation is really well, I.
- 35:20Speaker 7: Ain't never got hit in the mouth hard and went out.
- 35:24Speaker 7: I took my ass hole right after that. And they're
- 35:28Speaker 7: set down in my room man, and start thinking, start
- 35:31Speaker 7: counting my baseball cars and stuff.
- 35:34Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 35:34Speaker 8: Yeah, So a trial date again has been set for August,
- 35:39Speaker 8: and we'll see what happens. In the meantime, his new girlfriend,
- 35:43Speaker 8: Megan good is right by his side. Coming up in
- 35:46Speaker 8: twenty minutes after the hour and trending political news. Trump's
- 35:50Speaker 8: golf shirts were mixed in with classified documents.
- 35:53Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this, said, you're listening.
- 36:01Speaker 9: Morning show.
- 36:02Speaker 8: Well, recently on Fox News, Trump called his second arraignment
- 36:06Speaker 8: quote a document hoax. However, Trump then pretty much admitted
- 36:10Speaker 8: he took classified documents.
- 36:12Speaker 1: He said, like every other president, I take things out.
- 36:15Speaker 8: In my case, I took out pretty much in a hurry.
- 36:19Speaker 8: I had all sorts of personal items in there, much
- 36:23Speaker 8: much stuff. Trump went on to say, these boxes were
- 36:27Speaker 8: interspersed with all sorts of things like golf shirts, clothing, pants, shoes,
- 36:31Speaker 8: there were many things. Unbelievable, guys, Trump had golf shirts
- 36:36Speaker 8: in the boxes with White House documents, classified documents.
- 36:41Speaker 1: What is going on here? I mean really so.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Huh, But I think he lied. I think he lied.
- 36:49Speaker 7: Oh, because he just lied. I watched the Trump Live. Yeah,
- 36:56Speaker 7: that's my personal things were in it. Wait a minute, Hold,
- 36:58Speaker 7: agog so you opened you mean there's room in a
- 37:02Speaker 7: box of a government files room right in it.
- 37:08Speaker 4: For golf shirts.
- 37:09Speaker 7: Who would put that golf shirt in a document of
- 37:14Speaker 7: classified information from the government.
- 37:16Speaker 1: That's a lie.
- 37:18Speaker 4: He's making up stuff.
- 37:20Speaker 7: They raided my house. They came in, we were going
- 37:23Speaker 7: over everything. Fact I wanted to look through it and
- 37:26Speaker 7: see if there was my personal things in it?
- 37:29Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
- 37:30Speaker 7: Man? And what gullible food sits up? If your child
- 37:34Speaker 7: told you something like that, you would go, boy, you
- 37:36Speaker 7: don't sit your ass down somewhere he lies. Yeah, And
- 37:41Speaker 7: that's a complete and other lite. I saw the picture
- 37:44Speaker 7: of some of the documents in the file boxes, and
- 37:47Speaker 7: you've all seen those fileboxes. That's cardboard with the stuff
- 37:50Speaker 7: on top. There's no room for a golf shirt in that.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Box and it's marked classified.
- 37:57Speaker 7: Wait a minute, what's your A billionaire, a filthy rich person,
- 38:04Speaker 7: you would put a golf shirt and a boy, Come on, man,
- 38:08Speaker 7: it don't make no damn unorganized a lot. But what
- 38:12Speaker 7: they're going to get Trump on with this, and he's
- 38:14Speaker 7: in serious trouble is because the nature of the documents
- 38:18Speaker 7: he stone were very, very specific, and they had in it.
- 38:24Speaker 7: And this is what a lot of people don't know
- 38:26Speaker 7: some highly sensitive information that if it was sold to
- 38:31Speaker 7: the Russians or given to another call, it would compromise national.
- 38:36Speaker 4: Security security and put a lot of people in harm's way.
- 38:40Speaker 14: I'm sure his lawyers want him to stop talking and
- 38:42Speaker 14: doing interviews, but he's not.
- 38:48Speaker 4: Trump just say they say it was some McDonald's. Burger's
- 38:51Speaker 4: in there too now.
- 38:53Speaker 8: And in a separate interview, Trump said that he thinks
- 38:56Speaker 8: it's disloyal that Florida's governor run the Centus is running.
- 39:00Speaker 8: President Trump said, I got the guy elected as governor
- 39:03Speaker 8: as soon as I endorsed him.
- 39:05Speaker 1: He won the primary. It was over.
- 39:07Speaker 8: He won by a landslide. So he's trying to take
- 39:10Speaker 8: credit for that and say that DeSantis is stabbing him
- 39:13Speaker 8: in the back. All right, coming up at thirty four
- 39:15Speaker 8: minutes after the hour, we'll check Steve's voicemail.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Right after this.
- 39:19Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
- 39:23Speaker 8: It's time now to check Steve's voicemail. If you want
- 39:25Speaker 8: to leave Steve a message, call him eight seven seven
- 39:28Speaker 8: twenty nine.
- 39:29Speaker 2: Steve.
- 39:29Speaker 1: That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
- 39:32Speaker 8: You might just hear your voicemail on the air. Steve
- 39:35Speaker 8: This one's from a male listener who left a message
- 39:38Speaker 8: about inspiration.
- 39:39Speaker 13: Hey, good morning Steve in the Morning Show. You've been
- 39:42Speaker 13: such inspiration in my life. You have me get through
- 39:44Speaker 13: this roughest time in my life. I started listening to
- 39:47Speaker 13: you on father Day about two years ago.
- 39:50Speaker 4: R my son was killed and this is Ben.
- 39:53Speaker 13: Every morning I listened to your podcast, The Inspirational and Everything.
- 39:57Speaker 7: Man.
- 39:57Speaker 13: They helped me tremendously. And I haven't had the belated
- 40:00Speaker 13: Father's Day. I hope he had a great day. God
- 40:03Speaker 13: bless everybody on the show.
- 40:04Speaker 8: Man.
- 40:04Speaker 5: You definitely touched my life.
- 40:06Speaker 7: You say, I appreciate you man, that that was the
- 40:11Speaker 7: God who did that. I'm just a peace of conduce
- 40:14Speaker 7: that would be God who did all of that. I'm
- 40:17Speaker 7: just trying to do God's will as often as I can.
- 40:21Speaker 7: I don't always make it, I promise you out then,
- 40:25Speaker 7: but I'm doing the best I can.
- 40:26Speaker 4: But I was thinking.
- 40:27Speaker 8: I was.
- 40:29Speaker 7: Talking with somebody the other day and we were talking
- 40:31Speaker 7: about heaven, and we were talking about there's none perfect, no,
- 40:34Speaker 7: not one, but yet and still there's a heaven. And
- 40:38Speaker 7: God clearly said there's none perfect, no, not one.
- 40:41Speaker 4: But then he.
- 40:42Speaker 7: Clearly said He's prepared a place for you, So I'm
- 40:44Speaker 7: assuming he didn't prepare this place for perfect people. I'm
- 40:48Speaker 7: assuming that they are going to be an awful lot
- 40:50Speaker 7: of non perfect people in heaven. All I'm doing is
- 40:54Speaker 7: hopeing I want of them with my non perfect self,
- 40:59Speaker 7: And that's pretty much how I try to live my life.
- 41:02Speaker 4: And I know there's some.
- 41:04Speaker 7: Religions that preach perfection and what the Bible say, pastor
- 41:11Speaker 7: uh cats out there that's preaching perfection, But there ain't none.
- 41:17Speaker 7: There ain't no perfect people, and so I'm just trying
- 41:20Speaker 7: to do the best I can't. He said something else
- 41:22Speaker 7: I wanted to comment on I wanted to put out there.
- 41:27Speaker 7: He said something's racial and something.
- 41:31Speaker 4: I wanted to clear that up. Oh hear, I can't
- 41:35Speaker 4: think of it. Can play the call again? Shure?
- 41:38Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 41:38Speaker 10: Sure.
- 41:39Speaker 13: Hey, good morning Steve in the Morning Show. You've been
- 41:42Speaker 13: such an inspiration in my life. You help me get
- 41:44Speaker 13: through the roughest times of my life. I started listening
- 41:47Speaker 13: to you on Father's Day about two years ago, when
- 41:50Speaker 13: my son was killed, and then every morning I listened
- 41:53Speaker 13: to your podcast, The Inspirational and Everything Man, and that
- 41:57Speaker 13: helped me tremendously.
- 41:58Speaker 5: And I have a happy belated Father's Day.
- 42:01Speaker 13: I hope you had a great day, doll left everybody
- 42:03Speaker 13: on the show man, you got me touched my life,
- 42:06Speaker 13: thank you.
- 42:07Speaker 7: Oh yeah, there it is right there. I wanted to mention, Yeah,
- 42:10Speaker 7: it wasn't that great a Father's Day. Dog, don't way card.
- 42:13Speaker 4: You know. Once again, I'm.
- 42:15Speaker 7: Gonna start pushing very hard that they counsel Father's Day.
- 42:19Speaker 7: I'm gonna round up father's that didn't get the hell Father's.
- 42:23Speaker 4: Day jamborees like they won't it.
- 42:25Speaker 7: I'm gonna round up fathers who have been getting Listen
- 42:29Speaker 7: to me, man, just go to Walmart or CVS.
- 42:33Speaker 4: It's two columns of Father's Day Call Steve.
- 42:37Speaker 7: The graduation section is bigger than the Father's Day call.
- 42:43Speaker 7: Your damn sympathy card section is bigger than the Father's
- 42:48Speaker 7: Day cards.
- 42:49Speaker 4: Go ahead with the next rok, Nah had no great ass?
- 42:52Speaker 4: Fathers ain't had one in years.
- 42:57Speaker 8: Child from Jacksonville with like an up date Steve, about
- 43:01Speaker 8: what you said about one of your mentees from the
- 43:03Speaker 8: Harvey Foundation Mentoring Camp.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Let's see what Hi.
- 43:05Speaker 10: Good morning, This is Charles calling from Jacksonville. I just
- 43:09Speaker 10: had a question I listened to the show on Friday,
- 43:12Speaker 10: and you mentioned one of the guys I didn't want
- 43:15Speaker 10: to be there and told him to give it to
- 43:18Speaker 10: Sunday and if he didn't like it, he could leave
- 43:21Speaker 10: on Sunday.
- 43:21Speaker 4: I just want to know what happened with that guy.
- 43:24Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I know exactly who you're talking about, big fella.
- 43:27Speaker 7: And let me tell you something. He wanted an award
- 43:30Speaker 7: on Sunday. That's one of the outstanding campers.
- 43:35Speaker 4: Yeah, really, I cured you. God, I'm not making this up.
- 43:38Speaker 10: Man.
- 43:39Speaker 7: He won an outstanding awards, one of the outstanding campers.
- 43:44Speaker 4: Yeah. We lost one boy this year, one boy due
- 43:49Speaker 4: to illness. That was it. That was it.
- 43:53Speaker 7: And man, just a great camp man, a lot of
- 43:56Speaker 7: great young men down there. Man, So he gave it
- 43:59Speaker 7: a chance and then up one of the we gave
- 44:02Speaker 7: way ten awards and he won one of them.
- 44:05Speaker 4: Yeah, that's cool.
- 44:06Speaker 1: It's a great day. Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you
- 44:11Speaker 1: for your calls.
- 44:12Speaker 8: Coming up next, Nephew Tommy's prank phone call for today
- 44:15Speaker 8: right after this, you're listening.
- 44:18Speaker 9: Morning show coming up.
- 44:21Speaker 8: At the top of the hour, right about four minutes
- 44:23Speaker 8: after it's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject
- 44:26Speaker 8: is I can't, he won't. We'll get into that, find
- 44:30Speaker 8: out what that's all about, and just you, I know,
- 44:33Speaker 8: right right now it is time for the nephew and
- 44:36Speaker 8: today's prank phone call.
- 44:38Speaker 1: What you got for us?
- 44:39Speaker 7: Now?
- 44:39Speaker 4: That's right.
- 44:40Speaker 2: Here is the quote that every grandmother has said, Me
- 44:44Speaker 2: and my Jesus, Me and my Jesus cat dog, if
- 44:51Speaker 2: you could me and I gave that Hello, Hello, I'm
- 44:57Speaker 2: trying to reach his sister. How you doing. I'm giving
- 45:02Speaker 2: you a call on behalf of Baptist Church. You are
- 45:05Speaker 2: a member there?
- 45:06Speaker 4: Am I right?
- 45:07Speaker 11: Yes? I am?
- 45:08Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I'm calling you. They some of the members
- 45:13Speaker 2: have gotten together and had a meeting and wanted me
- 45:16Speaker 2: to give you a call.
- 45:18Speaker 4: It seems that.
- 45:21Speaker 2: A lot of them are complaining about Sunday services that
- 45:24Speaker 2: go on and wanted for me to give you a
- 45:27Speaker 2: call on their behalf so that we can see if
- 45:30Speaker 2: we can address the problem and talk to you diligently
- 45:33Speaker 2: as possible and try to get the problem rectified.
- 45:36Speaker 11: What's going on?
- 45:37Speaker 4: Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
- 45:43Speaker 11: I'm sorry, and what is your name again?
- 45:46Speaker 1: My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of
- 45:49Speaker 1: the church.
- 45:50Speaker 2: I've just been the one that been asked to give
- 45:52Speaker 2: you a call and try to talk on the members' behalf.
- 45:54Speaker 2: So maybe we can get this problem rectify that you
- 45:58Speaker 2: that they have as far as you are concerned.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Now, okay, go ahead.
- 46:01Speaker 11: Well, I'm just trying to see what this is in regards.
- 46:03Speaker 5: To go ahead.
- 46:04Speaker 2: Well, it seems like the members of the church are
- 46:07Speaker 2: complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
- 46:12Speaker 2: on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday.
- 46:15Speaker 2: You're running up and down the aisle and you're shouting
- 46:17Speaker 2: all over the place, and it's me.
- 46:20Speaker 11: I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that what
- 46:23Speaker 11: you're saying?
- 46:24Speaker 4: Well, ever, Dent, it's distracting, ma'am.
- 46:25Speaker 2: You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to
- 46:28Speaker 2: the word and being involved in the service.
- 46:31Speaker 1: And that's the purpose of the call is to see
- 46:33Speaker 1: if we can get you to tone it down some.
- 46:35Speaker 11: Okay, So the whole church is complaining about me shouting
- 46:38Speaker 11: the way people run up and down the mouse every
- 46:41Speaker 11: Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they
- 46:44Speaker 11: singling me. I complained about me.
- 46:47Speaker 4: Well, ma'am, I.
- 46:48Speaker 2: Don't know how it is that you can see everybody
- 46:50Speaker 2: else doing cort wheels when you're the ones that they
- 46:52Speaker 2: say is the one that's doing them.
- 46:53Speaker 11: You do, How am I being singled out?
- 46:56Speaker 4: Ma'am?
- 46:56Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that they saying that you're doing
- 46:59Speaker 2: too much shout. They're going too much running at this church.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Now I'm just the message.
- 47:03Speaker 11: Well, they can't tell me how to shout. They can't
- 47:06Speaker 11: tell me what's going on in my life? What's gonna
- 47:08Speaker 11: keep me from praising God? And they, I mean, they
- 47:11Speaker 11: could just they can go somewhere else with that, But
- 47:13Speaker 11: they are not gonna tell me that I can't praise
- 47:15Speaker 11: my God. They don't know how good God has been
- 47:17Speaker 11: to me.
- 47:18Speaker 2: And you know what, I understand that I agree with
- 47:20Speaker 2: you wholeheartedly, but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they
- 47:25Speaker 2: was at the point last night talking about should we
- 47:27Speaker 2: put some seat belts on the pews so you can
- 47:29Speaker 2: stay down?
- 47:30Speaker 11: We will put some seat But I only gonna tell
- 47:32Speaker 11: people they can't shout in church and praise God. What
- 47:35Speaker 11: can we come to church?
- 47:36Speaker 1: Far will you do come to We need to be
- 47:38Speaker 1: trying to.
- 47:38Speaker 11: Praise God and get their own shout on and stop
- 47:40Speaker 11: looking at me and worrying about what I'm doing.
- 47:42Speaker 1: We gonna need you to quit running up and down
- 47:45Speaker 1: these aisles.
- 47:45Speaker 5: And doing what you now.
- 47:46Speaker 11: I'm sorry, sir, you know I'm trying to stay calm.
- 47:49Speaker 11: I'm trying my best. Cool Jesus, she's sure that that's
- 47:54Speaker 11: not happening. You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting.
- 47:57Speaker 4: Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?
- 47:59Speaker 4: Are you just standing still talking?
- 48:01Speaker 11: But I don't have to run right now?
- 48:03Speaker 4: Okay, what I'm trying to get.
- 48:05Speaker 11: You to do like this, I want to run up
- 48:06Speaker 11: and down this street right now. I can run up
- 48:08Speaker 11: and down the street and prase God. But they're not
- 48:10Speaker 11: gonna tell me to stop chouting at church.
- 48:11Speaker 2: Can we get you to be a little bit more
- 48:13Speaker 2: reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me
- 48:16Speaker 2: go ahead and go further on.
- 48:17Speaker 11: What they don't move, how the spirit moves.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've
- 48:23Speaker 1: told me.
- 48:24Speaker 4: Now.
- 48:25Speaker 2: If we can't get to the point where you can,
- 48:27Speaker 2: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
- 48:29Speaker 2: ask you to leave.
- 48:32Speaker 11: Ask me, ooh j O, Jesus, Jesus, you let them
- 48:37Speaker 11: ask me, why would they want me to leave a church.
- 48:40Speaker 11: I've been at that church for fifteen years. I'm not
- 48:43Speaker 11: leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and down. I'm
- 48:45Speaker 11: not gonna the church. I may some flip, I feel
- 48:50Speaker 11: like it not. Now listen, that's all. I'm okay, go ahead, but.
- 48:54Speaker 4: I'm gonna be there.
- 48:55Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm going to be there on Sunday,
- 48:58Speaker 2: man and I have been. And the person that's been
- 49:01Speaker 2: appointed to make sure that you're not running up and
- 49:03Speaker 2: down these hous and shouting like this. You have to
- 49:05Speaker 2: keep yourself reserved so people can hear the word of God.
- 49:08Speaker 2: You are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing.
- 49:11Speaker 5: You in the whale I want.
- 49:12Speaker 11: If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
- 49:14Speaker 11: give them a word, and it ain't gonna be a God.
- 49:16Speaker 11: Let's her put that hands up on me here. No, listen,
- 49:19Speaker 11: I'm telling you that. Now. You could say I don't
- 49:21Speaker 11: have been in that church fifteen years. If I want
- 49:24Speaker 11: to run and dance, shout, jump, cuny, whatever I want
- 49:27Speaker 11: to do, I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna
- 49:29Speaker 11: stop me.
- 49:29Speaker 1: You're gonna have to stop this.
- 49:31Speaker 2: This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and
- 49:34Speaker 2: you're not finna do it this snay, Well, like.
- 49:36Speaker 11: I said, just why, And I'm telling you could tell
- 49:38Speaker 11: the ernsers, the deacon board, the deacon ass, the minister's wives,
- 49:42Speaker 11: or whoever else you want to tell. Let them put
- 49:44Speaker 11: their hands on me and see if I don't sling
- 49:46Speaker 11: on them. I'm gonna come right about the spirit and
- 49:48Speaker 11: swing on them. I'm telling you that now because se sir,
- 49:50Speaker 11: you don't really push me there out of tried, out
- 49:52Speaker 11: of try. Let me ask you this, what is trying
- 49:55Speaker 11: to show that I'm saying, But you make it. You're
- 49:58Speaker 11: making me revert back to my own ways, and you
- 50:01Speaker 11: you're really gonna put me out, that's what you're finna do.
- 50:03Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let me ask you this said, where is
- 50:05Speaker 1: the God at right now in you?
- 50:07Speaker 4: Where is the one that God was in me?
- 50:10Speaker 11: When I was trying to be calmed you at first
- 50:12Speaker 11: to tell you don't be calling me with this foolishness,
- 50:14Speaker 11: But now you've have made the other side of me
- 50:16Speaker 11: ro he's up.
- 50:17Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
- 50:19Speaker 1: raise it up in me too.
- 50:20Speaker 2: Guess what come sound that you're gonna sit your in
- 50:22Speaker 2: that pew and you ain't gonna move.
- 50:24Speaker 11: You know, you call yourself okay, all right, all right,
- 50:30Speaker 11: I'm gonna see how well I'm not sitting that pure
- 50:32Speaker 11: matter of fact. First same signing on. I'm going to
- 50:35Speaker 11: past Oh yeah, gonna deacon whoever you want, whatever your
- 50:39Speaker 11: name is, I'm gonna tell him about it. God, matter
- 50:41Speaker 11: how long are we got you, you need to lose.
- 50:43Speaker 2: I would be talking to pastor myself and letting him
- 50:46Speaker 2: know about this situation.
- 50:47Speaker 4: You don't talk.
- 50:48Speaker 11: You don't know we can come. Pastor, pasty.
- 50:52Speaker 1: You don't talk the pastor.
- 50:54Speaker 5: I talked the pastor at this church fifteen years.
- 50:57Speaker 11: Like I said, I'm telling you, oh jesuzh, you feel oh.
- 51:02Speaker 4: Jesus not not not not now see just like this,
- 51:04Speaker 4: you see how you calling on it and you're standing.
- 51:07Speaker 11: Yeah, because I'm calling on here, I'm to keep me
- 51:09Speaker 11: from just really going to cush you want right now
- 51:11Speaker 11: because you didn't really hit my nerves.
- 51:13Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
- 51:15Speaker 1: you ladies.
- 51:15Speaker 2: What you know?
- 51:16Speaker 11: You gotta say it real quick because you're gonna talk
- 51:17Speaker 11: to this operator that's.
- 51:18Speaker 1: His nephew Tirey from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 51:23Speaker 4: You just got prank by your girl.
- 51:27Speaker 14: Oh you see, you know?
- 51:30Speaker 11: Oh I'm I'm gonna kick, but I see cursing on
- 51:38Speaker 11: the part.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby, Let me
- 51:41Speaker 2: ask you something. What is the baddest I'm talking about
- 51:44Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in.
- 51:45Speaker 11: The land, Harvey Morning.
- 51:50Speaker 4: Stupid enough for you. Come on, come on, come on,
- 51:54Speaker 4: let me get some praise and pranks up in here.
- 51:56Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come on, praise and prance.
- 51:59Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, now, stupidity is coming your way. Stupidity.
- 52:03Speaker 4: Stupidity is moving around the country.
- 52:05Speaker 2: So Saint Louis, Missouri, the nephew is coming to the
- 52:08Speaker 2: Helium Comedy Club. That is July seventh through the ninth.
- 52:12Speaker 2: July seventh through the night, Markyo calender. If you in
- 52:15Speaker 2: the lewskip to the lou get your tickets. The nephew
- 52:18Speaker 2: will be at the Helium Comedy Club. Okay, lay it
- 52:22Speaker 2: in the cut. July fifteenth, Dothan, Alabama. He hear what
- 52:27Speaker 2: I said, Dothan, Alabama. One night only, July fifteenth, Nephew
- 52:32Speaker 2: Tommy coming to town. And then it's the capri Kahan Clay.
- 52:35Speaker 2: You don't want to miss the Capricahn Clay because the
- 52:38Speaker 2: nephew is in town at the Capercahn.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Clave doing the family outing on the Riverwalk.
- 52:43Speaker 4: Family Outing on the Riverwalk.
- 52:44Speaker 2: It is for everybody, and you can come and hang
- 52:46Speaker 2: out with the Noose all week long, but this is
- 52:49Speaker 2: on July twenty second.
- 52:50Speaker 4: Don't miss it.
- 52:51Speaker 2: You get your tickets at Capricorn Clave twenty twenty three
- 52:54Speaker 2: dot com. Steve, come on out hang out with the
- 52:56Speaker 2: Calvis Capricahann Clave twenty twenty three.
- 52:58Speaker 7: Dog, that's where the huge clave is that this year
- 53:01Speaker 7: in Tampa two. Yeah, what what mont y'all do?
- 53:05Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know. I ain't going very well, very well.
- 53:10Speaker 4: It ain't no way. Well take my famous ass down
- 53:13Speaker 4: there a second. You want to go?
- 53:21Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to hang out with the ones that
- 53:24Speaker 7: ain't gonna act right. Just gon bother me though, All right?
- 53:28Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter subject I can't he won't.
- 53:31Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this.
- 53:33Speaker 8: You're listening hard Morning show. It is time now for
- 53:39Speaker 8: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, works, sex, parenting,
- 53:44Speaker 8: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARBFM
- 53:48Speaker 8: dot com and click submit Strawberry letter. We could be
- 53:51Speaker 8: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
- 53:53Speaker 8: gonna read this one right here, right now, and you
- 53:56Speaker 8: never know, it could be yours.
- 53:58Speaker 1: It could be your Buckle up and hold on tight.
- 54:01Speaker 4: We got it for you here.
- 54:02Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Left. You're tired of standing up, nephew subject,
- 54:09Speaker 1: I'm trying to look.
- 54:11Speaker 4: I can't.
- 54:12Speaker 1: He won't.
- 54:13Speaker 8: I can't and he won't hear Stephen Shirley. I'm having
- 54:17Speaker 8: marital problems because my husband isn't willing to compromise, and
- 54:20Speaker 8: he gave me an ultimatum that is impossible. For our
- 54:23Speaker 8: anniversary this year, I wanted to spice up our love
- 54:26Speaker 8: life by having my best girlfriend come to do a
- 54:29Speaker 8: strip tease for my husband. She used to be a
- 54:33Speaker 8: very popular stripper when she was younger, and now she
- 54:36Speaker 8: does private parties.
- 54:38Speaker 1: After she danced for us.
- 54:39Speaker 8: She called me upset and said my husband texted her
- 54:43Speaker 8: and asked her to meet up privately. I confronted my
- 54:47Speaker 8: husband and he asked if I would allow it threesome
- 54:50Speaker 8: with her.
- 54:51Speaker 1: I told him absolutely not.
- 54:53Speaker 8: He started pouting and said it's my fault that he
- 54:56Speaker 8: cannot stop thinking about my friend. He said that because
- 54:59Speaker 8: I brought her and her nakedness into our home, he
- 55:03Speaker 8: can't stop having wild dreams about making love to her.
- 55:06Speaker 1: I couldn't be too mad, because it's all my fault.
- 55:09Speaker 8: I told him there's no way I can be intimate
- 55:12Speaker 8: with a good girlfriend, but he could choose.
- 55:14Speaker 1: Another woman, any woman.
- 55:16Speaker 8: He's dead set on my friend, he said, if it's
- 55:19Speaker 8: not my friend, then it won't be anyone. I can't
- 55:23Speaker 8: do my friend, and he's not willing to try anyone else.
- 55:27Speaker 8: What's bothering me most right now is how he thinks
- 55:30Speaker 8: that it's normal for him to tell me that he's
- 55:33Speaker 8: dreaming about a friend of mine. This is a hard
- 55:36Speaker 8: lesson that I learned by trying to give my man
- 55:38Speaker 8: a special night for our anniversary.
- 55:40Speaker 1: If I had known he was going to get attached,
- 55:43Speaker 1: I never would have done it.
- 55:44Speaker 8: My friend is willing to do the threesome if it
- 55:47Speaker 8: will help my marriage and keep my husband from pouting.
- 55:51Speaker 1: I'm afraid of going through with it. Do I need
- 55:53Speaker 1: to be more open minded?
- 55:55Speaker 7: No?
- 55:56Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, and no no. Everything in this
- 56:01Speaker 1: letter is just wrong. But you did yes, it is
- 56:04Speaker 1: all your fault. You do know this is crazy, right?
- 56:07Speaker 7: You know this.
- 56:09Speaker 1: You didn't think this through. You didn't think what would happen.
- 56:12Speaker 8: Why would you introduce this into your marriage, just like
- 56:15Speaker 8: inviting the devil in and letting him just have his way.
- 56:19Speaker 8: Of course, your husband can't stop thinking about her and
- 56:22Speaker 8: wants to do her.
- 56:22Speaker 1: What did you think was going to happen? You practically
- 56:26Speaker 1: gave him permission.
- 56:27Speaker 8: Now you're making it worse by saying he by saying
- 56:30Speaker 8: he can have another woman, just not your friend, because
- 56:33Speaker 8: you just can't do your friend. Uh uh, please stop this.
- 56:39Speaker 8: You're giving him the candy store. He can't have the keys,
- 56:42Speaker 8: and he wants the store and the keys. That's what's
- 56:45Speaker 8: happening here. He doesn't want to be outside just with
- 56:48Speaker 8: his nose pressed against the glass looking in. He wants
- 56:51Speaker 8: to get in there and taste that candy. Okay, that's
- 56:54Speaker 8: what he wants to do. And you know you don't
- 56:56Speaker 8: need to be more open minded. Stop thinking that. Stop
- 56:59Speaker 8: saying that it doesn't work. Look at what has happened already,
- 57:04Speaker 8: And how nice of your friend at the end of
- 57:06Speaker 8: the letter, by the way, to offer to do a threesome.
- 57:08Speaker 8: If it will help you, help your marriage and stop
- 57:12Speaker 8: your husband from pousing.
- 57:14Speaker 1: Tell your husband this is not happening.
- 57:17Speaker 8: I mean, tell him to stop calling your friend asking
- 57:21Speaker 8: for her privately, and tell your friend thank you, and
- 57:24Speaker 8: you will no longer need her services for anything. I'm
- 57:27Speaker 8: not sure this is going to help your marriage since
- 57:29Speaker 8: your husband has it in his mind now, but you
- 57:31Speaker 8: can definitely start by closing your marriage back up and
- 57:34Speaker 8: no more threesome talk.
- 57:36Speaker 1: I mean, this is a mess. This is just a
- 57:40Speaker 1: mess right here, Steve.
- 57:43Speaker 7: Well, I can't and he won't. The name of this
- 57:48Speaker 7: letter it should be you can't uncrack the egg. Yeah,
- 57:56Speaker 7: the egg is cracked, and you cracked it. You know,
- 58:01Speaker 7: this letter reeks her stupidity, But it's really really a
- 58:06Speaker 7: great letter, because this is a letter to show everybody
- 58:10Speaker 7: out there exactly what not to do. You had a
- 58:14Speaker 7: great idea for your anniversary, spice up your love life.
- 58:18Speaker 7: You invited your girlfriend, who used to be a very
- 58:21Speaker 7: very popular younger stripper, but now she just does private party. Well,
- 58:29Speaker 7: she show him, came in there and showed you why
- 58:31Speaker 7: she was popular. Oh you found out that popularity an't
- 58:38Speaker 7: with no damn Well, she came in there for that
- 58:43Speaker 7: when she was younger and now she does private party.
- 58:46Speaker 4: She danced for us, and then this was a letter.
- 58:50Speaker 4: Just started going like what the hell?
- 58:53Speaker 7: She called me upset and said my husband text her
- 58:56Speaker 7: and asked her to meet up privately.
- 58:59Speaker 4: She didne heard just before. I don't know what the
- 59:03Speaker 4: upset thing is with your friends? She done heard this before?
- 59:08Speaker 7: Dude, you know how many times a man that asked
- 59:12Speaker 7: her to meet up private?
- 59:16Speaker 4: That's the business she is.
- 59:18Speaker 7: That ain't a strip of livid that ain't heard this
- 59:21Speaker 7: talking about I'm trying to work my way through school.
- 59:24Speaker 7: I'm trying to support my family. Ya okay, you really
- 59:28Speaker 7: support her? If you meet me, privy, how many times
- 59:32Speaker 7: this woman inn her this? And now she she calling
- 59:35Speaker 7: you mad. So you confronted your husban and he would
- 59:42Speaker 7: ask you what you allowed threesome with her? I told
- 59:45Speaker 7: him absolutely not. He started pouting and said it was
- 59:48Speaker 7: my fault because he can't stop thinking about my friend.
- 59:51Speaker 7: He said that because I bought her nekedness into our home,
- 59:56Speaker 7: he can't stop having wild dreams of making love to her.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: He can't.
- 1:00:03Speaker 7: The egg has been cracked. He can't get out of
- 1:00:05Speaker 7: a bunch. And you bought it into the house naked,
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: dancing in front of him. Y'all sitting up there spicing
- 1:00:13Speaker 7: up your love life. Oh boy, the cat out the bag,
- 1:00:17Speaker 7: no name.
- 1:00:18Speaker 8: Hold on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
- 1:00:21Speaker 8: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter, subject I can't, he won't. We'll get
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: back into it right after this.
- 1:00:28Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
- 1:00:32Speaker 8: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: The subject I can't and he won't.
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: The name of this letter should be I hate unpracticed in.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Sare crazy.
- 1:00:51Speaker 7: This woman thought she could invite her girlfriend, who was
- 1:00:56Speaker 7: a former stripper at a Visay pop strip, into their
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: homes to spice something they love, to have her dance
- 1:01:04Speaker 7: for her and her husband. Well, she came in here
- 1:01:07Speaker 7: and showed you just why she was so damn poppy.
- 1:01:10Speaker 7: I mean, she got butt that and was in that
- 1:01:14Speaker 7: that has your husband sitting up in there. What he say?
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: Could Lord?
- 1:01:25Speaker 7: I'm I'm telling you, I promise you. At one point
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: in that script, you know you know what your husband said.
- 1:01:33Speaker 7: You know, I don't want nobody get mad, But your
- 1:01:35Speaker 7: husband actually said, he said it under his prop He
- 1:01:43Speaker 7: said what he.
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: Says, because this must have been a blessing.
- 1:01:54Speaker 7: This's got to be favor because I showed it, asked
- 1:01:57Speaker 7: for this. Well, after it's over with, your little strip
- 1:02:00Speaker 7: of girlfriend called you now. She mad because your husband
- 1:02:04Speaker 7: texted her and said because they meet up private.
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: She mad like she ain't heard this before.
- 1:02:10Speaker 7: Girl, You know good Wall didn't the hell where you
- 1:02:12Speaker 7: heard this one hundred times? Even every stripper then heard it,
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: meet me up private, get upbout this club?
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: Hell yeah, hell yeah.
- 1:02:25Speaker 7: So then you confront your hug and then he asked
- 1:02:29Speaker 7: you if I would allow threesome with her.
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: I told him absolutely not.
- 1:02:33Speaker 7: He started pouting, told you it was your fault because
- 1:02:35Speaker 7: he can't stop thinking about your friend. And he said,
- 1:02:38Speaker 7: because I bought her and her neckdness in your home,
- 1:02:41Speaker 7: he can't stop having wild dreams about making love to her.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: He's out live. He told you the truth. We go,
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: we go, I'd have told you all about he didn't
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: have to turn all that, but he told me.
- 1:03:02Speaker 7: And then and then she said, I couldn't be too
- 1:03:05Speaker 7: mad because of my fault. I told him there's no
- 1:03:08Speaker 7: way I could be intimate with a good girlfriends, but
- 1:03:10Speaker 7: he could choose another woman, any woman. I can't believe
- 1:03:14Speaker 7: he didn't jump, but no, no, no, no, no, ain't
- 1:03:19Speaker 7: nobody never said it, doesn't believe it old and I
- 1:03:23Speaker 7: ain't never heard of that. But then he's dead set
- 1:03:25Speaker 7: on my friends. He said, if it's not my friend,
- 1:03:28Speaker 7: then it won't be anyone. I can't do my friend,
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: and he's not willing to try anyone else. Then, she said,
- 1:03:35Speaker 7: what's bothered me most right now is how he thinks
- 1:03:38Speaker 7: that it's normal for him to tell me that he's.
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: Dreaming about a friend of mine.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: What you brother in.
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: First of all, let me straighten you out. You said
- 1:03:51Speaker 7: I can't do my friends, Well you can't.
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: He can't.
- 1:04:00Speaker 7: Ah, you might not be able to do it, but
- 1:04:03Speaker 7: your husband and I had wild dreams.
- 1:04:06Speaker 4: About having this woman.
- 1:04:09Speaker 7: What's bothered me most is how he thinks it's normal
- 1:04:12Speaker 7: for him to tell me he's dreaming about a friend
- 1:04:14Speaker 7: of mine.
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: But that's you think that's what he thinks is normal.
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: It's nothing normal. In this letter.
- 1:04:21Speaker 7: Most women don't bring naked women over to the house
- 1:04:24Speaker 7: and entertain their husb. Most women would never bring their
- 1:04:28Speaker 7: friend over to get naked for their husband to see
- 1:04:31Speaker 7: them niggas. Most women would never think the way that
- 1:04:34Speaker 7: spikes up they love life is to bring another person in.
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: It ain't nothing normal about this damn letter.
- 1:04:40Speaker 7: And then you think the only normality in this letter
- 1:04:45Speaker 7: is he told you he want to be with your friend?
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: Are you stupid?
- 1:04:51Speaker 7: And then this is a hard lesson that I've learned
- 1:04:54Speaker 7: by trying to give my man a special.
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: Knight on the anniversary. You should have gave it to it.
- 1:04:59Speaker 7: What is all this helpful? So you already proved that
- 1:05:02Speaker 7: you ain't enough. You obviously ain't been enough for a while.
- 1:05:06Speaker 7: That's what you bought in some outside entertainment and help.
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: If I had known he was gonna get attached, I
- 1:05:13Speaker 7: never would have done it. My friend, he would go.
- 1:05:16Speaker 7: My friend is to do a threesome if it will
- 1:05:19Speaker 7: help my marriage and keep my husband from powering. Your
- 1:05:23Speaker 7: girlfriend like your husband, I'm just goinna tell you that girl, look,
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: if it'll keep him from powering I.
- 1:05:31Speaker 10: Do what.
- 1:05:37Speaker 7: Kind the sweetest stripper? If most strippers were like come,
- 1:05:43Speaker 7: if marriages and keep homes together, I'm afraid of going
- 1:05:51Speaker 7: through with it. Do I need to be more open minded?
- 1:05:54Speaker 7: You already two damn open mind.
- 1:05:56Speaker 4: You need to be more.
- 1:05:57Speaker 7: You need to be closed off. You need to go practice.
- 1:06:00Speaker 7: Uh uh shut your mind down. You need to practice solitude.
- 1:06:05Speaker 7: You need to go and practice.
- 1:06:06Speaker 11: Uh.
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: You know, loneliness. You need to go look your cor
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: I don't give it now. You need to work.
- 1:06:12Speaker 7: You need to work on your Hell no, you need
- 1:06:14Speaker 7: to work on your what you need to work on
- 1:06:17Speaker 7: your surprise factory.
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: I sure want to see this finance triple. I think
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: she came up and down with the work.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: Yo.
- 1:06:27Speaker 15: All right, cold Poster your comments on today's Strawberry Letter
- 1:06:32Speaker 15: and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check
- 1:06:35Speaker 15: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: You can download it right now now.
- 1:06:42Speaker 8: Coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, it's
- 1:06:44Speaker 8: Junior and Sports Talk. Right after that, you're listening Steve
- 1:06:48Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: is here? What you got Junior? Well, tonight tonight is
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: the NBA Draft.
- 1:06:58Speaker 12: Yes, it is Spurs having the number one p and
- 1:07:01Speaker 12: he looked at the going with the boy out of France.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: It's seventy five victory Wamba Yambo or something like that.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: I think I can't say his name Wamba Yamba or
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: something like that. He his name Victor.
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: If you're gonna do sports, you're gonna need.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: To learn how I can't say his name. He from France.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: I ain't got to say it. But this is what
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: I want to know.
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: Though.
- 1:07:16Speaker 12: Let's just say there's another draft, Tim, and it's to
- 1:07:18Speaker 12: find this draft. Where would you think you gonna be
- 1:07:22Speaker 12: drafted time?
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: I know im first round and probably first pick.
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: I know what first Wait a minute, what love yourself?
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: What you what you think is your mama in front
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: of me? Is that what you think best? You might
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: be first round? I promise you it's probably.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: Gonna go like me chamar Il dress chestnut, just like that.
- 1:07:52Speaker 4: First. They don't even like the way you pronounce.
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: So you going first? Shut up around first pick? It's
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: by the way, women, Yama, thank you, thank you?
- 1:08:08Speaker 7: Sure?
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: But so so you first around first pick? So you
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: you are head of everybody. You know what I'm gonna be.
- 1:08:15Speaker 7: You have a hard time beating out Keenan. What I
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: just want to get you more into a little realistic you. Yeah,
- 1:08:28Speaker 7: it'd be hard press.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: To be keen. Yeah, you be hard.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: I can go down to this every too.
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: Way.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: If the three of us in the draft, I know,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: damn well the first Now what for y'all?
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: Clearly I'm not attractive.
- 1:08:46Speaker 7: But if you think there's a woman that would pick
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: you over me, you have done lost your rabbit.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: Because I'm playing up lily here.
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: Clearly we're gonna put these bank statements out on this table.
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: I can't be.
- 1:09:14Speaker 7: You don't know who you are. It shouldn't be about
- 1:09:18Speaker 7: you cut and all this hell.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Put these bank staments up here.
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying. Damn I could change your sight. That
- 1:09:27Speaker 4: what we're gonna do.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: Tommy just got drafted first round, hurst round.
- 1:09:34Speaker 4: I'm I'm feel round now.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: I know I'm way on the line. You might need
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: watched the draft today. Let's see what happens. All right, Junior,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: thank you?
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: It be hard you to beat our little boosie though.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: And would be our.
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: We're moving on.
- 1:09:52Speaker 8: See the guy on social media needs some advice. He
- 1:09:55Speaker 8: says he overheard his friends discussing his wife's butt. We'll
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: talk about it after this.
- 1:10:01Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:10:06Speaker 8: All right, So Steve Jack on Steve HARVEYFM Wright's Hasty
- 1:10:09Speaker 8: I'm one of your blue eyed soul brother listener or fan. Okay,
- 1:10:13Speaker 8: sometimes there are things you wish you hadn't heard. Over
- 1:10:16Speaker 8: the weekend, I was hanging out with some friends and
- 1:10:18Speaker 8: excused myself to the bathroom. As I was coming back,
- 1:10:22Speaker 8: I overheard my buddies having a graphic discussion about the
- 1:10:25Speaker 8: virtues and fantasies regarding my wife's But it bothered me
- 1:10:30Speaker 8: a great deal.
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: But I haven't yet addressed it.
- 1:10:33Speaker 8: I know it's just quote guide talk, but it's kind
- 1:10:36Speaker 8: it kind of messed me up, and it kind of
- 1:10:38Speaker 8: mess It's kind of messed up that it all went
- 1:10:41Speaker 8: down when they knew I was in the next room.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: How would you handle this?
- 1:10:44Speaker 8: It feels bettery, disrespectful, not only to hurt but to
- 1:10:48Speaker 8: our relationship.
- 1:10:49Speaker 7: All you got to do is say, hey, fella, look man,
- 1:10:52Speaker 7: I know how me and can be, But keep my
- 1:10:55Speaker 7: girl name at your mouth. Just keep a name at
- 1:10:58Speaker 7: your mouth, her butt to keep her name out your mouth.
- 1:11:05Speaker 7: I don't I don't put y'all girl's name in my mouth.
- 1:11:10Speaker 7: I ain't said nothing about none.
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: Of y'all's girl.
- 1:11:14Speaker 7: Don't let me hear it again. Don't let me hear
- 1:11:17Speaker 7: you talking about my girl. Say it like Will Smith.
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just gonna say it like that.
- 1:11:22Speaker 7: Well, don't do it like Will Smith, because that was
- 1:11:24Speaker 7: a punk ass move, you know, well you know what.
- 1:11:33Speaker 7: It was too late, you know, and you already you
- 1:11:35Speaker 7: did it in a very controlled environment where you knew
- 1:11:38Speaker 7: it was safe, no form of retaliation.
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: That was the Will Smith move. I didn't care for.
- 1:11:44Speaker 7: You knew though, controlled environment, very safe security cameras and.
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: White people, all the size difference, all that. M hm.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: You know, so you're saying, tell them just check the dog.
- 1:12:01Speaker 7: You got to say something May Fellas the other day. Man,
- 1:12:03Speaker 7: I'm gonna just tell you something. I appreciate. Y'all was
- 1:12:06Speaker 7: talking about my girl when I left the room, and
- 1:12:08Speaker 7: all I'm gonna say is this right here, I don't
- 1:12:10Speaker 7: talk about y'all's girls. I finally be disrespectful. I'm just
- 1:12:13Speaker 7: gonna say this to you one time. Keep my girl's
- 1:12:16Speaker 7: name out your mouth.
- 1:12:19Speaker 4: And just say it like that.
- 1:12:20Speaker 7: Everybody gonna have to respect you. Everybody gonna have to
- 1:12:24Speaker 7: respect that. Now you feel how you want to feel. Now,
- 1:12:27Speaker 7: If you can't keep a name out your mouth, then
- 1:12:28Speaker 7: I'm in the wrong.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Group of dudes. Mm, okay, all right, now I'm finna
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: get in your mouth now.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: No, for real, for real, I have to bad my bed.
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: Okay, I can do all right. I think we have
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: tell him for another one. This one's from Sabrina on Facebook.
- 1:12:47Speaker 8: She says, every one in my office is getting a
- 1:12:49Speaker 8: half week for the fourth of July.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: They're getting a half week off.
- 1:12:53Speaker 8: But without even asking me, my boss volunteered me to
- 1:12:56Speaker 8: work all week. I wouldn't mind having to work every
- 1:12:59Speaker 8: day but the fourth, but she didn't even ask me
- 1:13:02Speaker 8: if I had plans. I've been thinking about looking for
- 1:13:04Speaker 8: another job, and this is just adding fuel to that fire.
- 1:13:08Speaker 8: Is this even something I should be upset about? Does
- 1:13:11Speaker 8: it rise to the level of start of starting to
- 1:13:13Speaker 8: look for a new job.
- 1:13:15Speaker 7: No, but see everybody off on the fourth. Now I'm
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: off too. I ain't coming. I have got to go
- 1:13:22Speaker 7: celebrate this country birthday and all I have to man,
- 1:13:33Speaker 7: I would tell that girl, I said, you don't even understand. Please,
- 1:13:36Speaker 7: I have got to go and celebrate this country. It's
- 1:13:39Speaker 7: a great country, just pay country that I loved. I'm
- 1:13:42Speaker 7: a patriot. I'm a patriotic American. It's unfair that you
- 1:13:46Speaker 7: would even asked me for that.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Because my flag out in the yard and everything.
- 1:13:52Speaker 4: What you telling about he's five works bout I need more?
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: But what if the boss tells her no, that's when
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: you get sick. That's when you start coughing. So did
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: you of not coming to work?
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, oh yeah, I got go ahead ovid, fourth
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: of July. COVID is what I got. I'm sorry, I
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: ain't gonna make it. See what.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: Addicting in advance. I'm gonna have the flu on the fourth.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: I get it every year on the fourth? What like
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: clockwork like?
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: I don't know what it is about the four.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: I get the flu every time. I knew it, But
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: just call it.
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: That's it.
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: Yes, but start coughing on the thirtieth. Start coughing on
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: the thirtieth, immediately, work you well.
- 1:14:43Speaker 8: To it coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
- 1:14:45Speaker 8: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Right after this.
- 1:14:49Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:14:54Speaker 8: In weird news, the day that was possibly used by
- 1:14:58Speaker 8: Jay Z and Beyonce is now up for bid on
- 1:15:02Speaker 8: e bay.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:15:04Speaker 8: The bidet is from a house, the Carter's lease back
- 1:15:06Speaker 8: in twenty fifteen and Homely Hills in California and so far,
- 1:15:11Speaker 8: the starting bid is twenty four hundred dollars.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Would you buy a used celebrities toilet? Would you buy it?
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: You know I'm not use toilet? Yeah, okay, well, okay, okay.
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: Call brother.
- 1:15:25Speaker 7: You can get a brand new Toto for thirty five hundred.
- 1:15:29Speaker 7: It'll wash you, spray, your dry everything.
- 1:15:34Speaker 8: If you got a hold of your uncle Steve's toilet,
- 1:15:36Speaker 8: would you sell it and make some money?
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: Hell yea? Are y'all sell anything? What y'all?
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: What y'all want out of house? He leave it in
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: a minute, going vacation. What y'all want we throw apart
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: and a warning and a garage set? Me tell you
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: your warning. What y'all could buy a lot of things?
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Of mind that if I was you, I stayed waking
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: them toilets.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: Let me tell you, let me take you wait a minute, stuff.
- 1:16:01Speaker 4: And popped off in them. Damn park. I'm gonna tell
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: you right now, I.
- 1:16:05Speaker 7: Don't really think them tarnish is safe public consumption.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: I think they're gonna be locked up in the rooms
- 1:16:12Speaker 4: for that.
- 1:16:13Speaker 7: The Lord have mercy I'm not sure, but I think
- 1:16:17Speaker 7: if you bought some radar detection in there, it could
- 1:16:21Speaker 7: be some radioactive.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: Material that have been in that part.
- 1:16:24Speaker 7: And I think if you use that tarlet g ass
- 1:16:27Speaker 7: come away with hemorrhoid, which stay the hell away from
- 1:16:31Speaker 7: my damn tarletvulsions in there.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 1:16:38Speaker 9: Morning show.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: It is time now for a round.
- 1:16:41Speaker 8: Would you rather would you rather apologize first after an
- 1:16:46Speaker 8: argument or would you rather wait for someone to say
- 1:16:49Speaker 8: they're sorry to you?
- 1:16:51Speaker 4: Hey, let's go and get this over because Junior still
- 1:16:54Speaker 4: await no one. I just found this morning.
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: It's gonna be summers.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's waiting on something you probably ain't even
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: ever have. Oh boy boy, all right?
- 1:17:09Speaker 8: Would you rather drunkenly text your X and tell them
- 1:17:12Speaker 8: you love them?
- 1:17:14Speaker 10: What?
- 1:17:15Speaker 8: Or would you rather have your driver's license taken away forever?
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Take take it?
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: I don't like driving it.
- 1:17:23Speaker 9: Take it?
- 1:17:24Speaker 8: But you.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, so you can never drive again.
- 1:17:31Speaker 6: I have Uber money, I got.
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: Uber money and a driver?
- 1:17:35Speaker 10: What what?
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: What was wrong?
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: And we flying? We on trains, we on ships.
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: We ain't got to have that license. But you could
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: say I was drunk X.
- 1:17:44Speaker 10: Do you know?
- 1:17:47Speaker 7: No, activity. Well, you know this activity for me, this
- 1:17:51Speaker 7: is easier because not for them to right there. I've
- 1:17:54Speaker 7: never been for Oh yeah I haven't. I ain't text her,
- 1:17:58Speaker 7: I tell you that right now.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: I'm not.
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: Drunk, right, that.
- 1:18:07Speaker 12: Happened, right, but I'm not texting my ex though, No,
- 1:18:11Speaker 12: not the one that put me out put my stuff
- 1:18:13Speaker 12: in the trash bag, so Steve so, but if you had,
- 1:18:22Speaker 12: if you were drunk, the text or would you want
- 1:18:25Speaker 12: your license taken away?
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: Well? You take my life and drove.
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: As a driver.
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: About driving, I just like the car.
- 1:18:39Speaker 7: Joined the car mode when you're sitting there because you
- 1:18:41Speaker 7: can play with the buttons and look at it.
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: Yeah, now you look around in the car when you're driving.
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: You got to watch the road. You don't even how
- 1:18:48Speaker 4: beautiful the car is.
- 1:18:50Speaker 7: I recommend getting somebody to take you in your car
- 1:18:52Speaker 7: one time so you can see what you got. I
- 1:18:55Speaker 7: know how to work all the car time and control.
- 1:18:57Speaker 7: They got obvious lightning it now in.
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: Your car night all right?
- 1:19:03Speaker 8: Would you rather have a one night stand with someone
- 1:19:05Speaker 8: really fine, really attractive or okay or someone that just
- 1:19:11Speaker 8: has the skills?
- 1:19:13Speaker 14: No?
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: A hell? No, you ight, you're okay, Yeah, you're the
- 1:19:19Speaker 4: uglass people got skilled? Yeah, problem about that? You know,
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: I can't look at you? What is the fault?
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: All right? Last one? Would you rather have smelly feet
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: or smelly armpits?
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: Feet? Yeah? Locked them up in a sneaker?
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, okay, that's today's rounded. Would you rather wave it?
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: Nobody? You can't say hi? You can't nobody coming up
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: in forty.
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: Nine minutes after.
- 1:19:53Speaker 8: It's our last breakup the day, and we'll close out
- 1:19:55Speaker 8: the show with Steve right after this.
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: You're listening.
- 1:20:00Speaker 9: Morning show.
- 1:20:01Speaker 8: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day
- 1:20:04Speaker 8: on this Thursday. Wow, this week flew by, didn't it?
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:20:10Speaker 8: It did?
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Past summer it's going yeah, I'm telling you when it's
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: Christmas tomorrow now June.
- 1:20:18Speaker 4: What is you talking about?
- 1:20:19Speaker 7: We just got the summer, so it ain't blowing by.
- 1:20:22Speaker 7: We ain't even got here. Anybody been on vacation yet.
- 1:20:25Speaker 7: Right on summer fall.
- 1:20:27Speaker 14: Because to me went fourth of July. When you start
- 1:20:29Speaker 14: talking about.
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: The fourth, it ain't the fall.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: It's going fast but living, mom, I hear you live
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: in the moment.
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: Y'all going too fast.
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: It's not us, it's life, all right.
- 1:20:46Speaker 7: Well, all you got to do is if you want
- 1:20:47Speaker 7: to slow your life down, here's what you do. Okay,
- 1:20:51Speaker 7: get you a job that you hate and go to
- 1:20:56Speaker 7: it every day.
- 1:20:59Speaker 4: All you got to do.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: We don't have that, all right, it's home with some
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: insightful class.
- 1:21:04Speaker 4: Hey, you know, here's my closing remarks.
- 1:21:06Speaker 7: This was interesting because we just closed out with the
- 1:21:09Speaker 7: boys week here at my ranch, Marjorie and ized ranch, and.
- 1:21:16Speaker 4: We had two hundred boys down. The goal is to
- 1:21:22Speaker 4: have two thousand boys.
- 1:21:24Speaker 7: The goal is to have the ranch open three hundred
- 1:21:28Speaker 7: and sixty five days a year with some form of
- 1:21:32Speaker 7: mentoring and programming going on every day. That's the goal.
- 1:21:38Speaker 7: I learned that when I had a meeting with Robert Smith.
- 1:21:41Speaker 7: He taught me one thing. And he's the richest African
- 1:21:47Speaker 7: American in America. And when I sat with him all
- 1:21:51Speaker 7: those hours, I didn't ask for money. I asked him
- 1:21:55Speaker 7: to teach me how to make money, how to think.
- 1:21:59Speaker 7: What's the mindset I had. He's very gracious with this time.
- 1:22:04Speaker 7: The thing I walked away from Robert Smith hearing that
- 1:22:08Speaker 7: I never had heard before. He said, Steve, everything you're
- 1:22:11Speaker 7: saying to me, size puff, bigger more, And it made
- 1:22:17Speaker 7: all the sense in the world. Because it is a
- 1:22:20Speaker 7: matter of how you think is the complete matter of
- 1:22:23Speaker 7: how you will be. So if you think extremely large,
- 1:22:28Speaker 7: you will have extremely large things happening to you. So
- 1:22:31Speaker 7: that became my mantra after meeting with him. This week,
- 1:22:36Speaker 7: we had two hundred great kids. Man, we had a
- 1:22:38Speaker 7: lot of straight A students, We had a lot of
- 1:22:40Speaker 7: boys that had problems in school.
- 1:22:41Speaker 4: We have a mixture.
- 1:22:43Speaker 7: But for the first time, we had Jamal Bryant speak
- 1:22:47Speaker 7: to the boys on Saturday night. Saturday night, after the
- 1:22:53Speaker 7: culmination of a week of telling them about how to
- 1:22:56Speaker 7: dream and how to be men, we realized that all
- 1:22:59Speaker 7: the boys are there because they don't have father.
- 1:23:03Speaker 4: I don't know if you've.
- 1:23:04Speaker 7: Ever sat in a room with two hundred boys between
- 1:23:07Speaker 7: the ages of thirteen and age that don't have their
- 1:23:11Speaker 7: father in they life. It is a different type of energy.
- 1:23:16Speaker 7: So on Saturday light, a part of growing and developing
- 1:23:21Speaker 7: is forgiving, and we remind the kids that you can't
- 1:23:25Speaker 7: keep drinking the poison expecting somebody else to die. When
- 1:23:29Speaker 7: you don't forgive a person, it's like you drinking the
- 1:23:32Speaker 7: poison hoping they'll die, and that's not how it works.
- 1:23:36Speaker 7: So we have a program called for giving your father
- 1:23:39Speaker 7: on Saturday night, and we have the boys stand up
- 1:23:43Speaker 7: and verbalize in one word or sentence how they feel
- 1:23:47Speaker 7: about their father.
- 1:23:48Speaker 4: And I'm telling you, man, it's an emotional time.
- 1:23:51Speaker 7: They ain't a dry and the house, the soldiers is crying,
- 1:23:54Speaker 7: the miners is crying, the boys, the campers are all crying.
- 1:23:58Speaker 7: The junior counselors are crying me and are hugging boys.
- 1:24:01Speaker 7: Boys are being hugged by men and they've never been
- 1:24:03Speaker 7: hugged by man before.
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: I can't tell you.
- 1:24:07Speaker 7: How many times the boys tell me I've never had
- 1:24:09Speaker 7: a man tell me who loved me in my life,
- 1:24:11Speaker 7: my faith. But Jamal Brian spoke and Jamal Brian said
- 1:24:17Speaker 7: something that I've never heard in my sixty six years
- 1:24:20Speaker 7: of living. And I want to tell y'all something that
- 1:24:22Speaker 7: y'all gone. Jamal Brian, that's a bad boy man. I
- 1:24:26Speaker 7: learned something from him.
- 1:24:27Speaker 11: That thing.
- 1:24:28Speaker 7: He was talking to the boys about who they were.
- 1:24:32Speaker 7: He was reminding them that you have no idea who
- 1:24:35Speaker 7: God created you to be. He said, in all of
- 1:24:39Speaker 7: you are superhero.
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:24:42Speaker 7: You can sit there and say that to a boy.
- 1:24:44Speaker 7: But then he started cruding. He said, I don't know
- 1:24:47Speaker 7: if you realize it or not. But where have you
- 1:24:51Speaker 7: ever heard anything about a superheroes far?
- 1:24:56Speaker 4: He say, Superman ain't much written about Superman da.
- 1:25:00Speaker 7: Superman Daddy was somewhere while Clark Kit was off somewhere
- 1:25:05Speaker 7: converting himself into Superman.
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: He was just Clark Kit in the beginning, and he
- 1:25:11Speaker 4: all of.
- 1:25:12Speaker 7: A sudden became Superman, able to lead the tall buildings,
- 1:25:16Speaker 7: faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive train.
- 1:25:22Speaker 7: Ain't nobody said nothing about Superman daddy? He said, who
- 1:25:26Speaker 7: is Batman's father? He said, you might be a comic
- 1:25:30Speaker 7: book head and know a little bit about it, but
- 1:25:31Speaker 7: don't nobody really know nothing about Batman daddy? But Batman
- 1:25:35Speaker 7: spent his whole life being Batman? He said, who was
- 1:25:39Speaker 7: a Hawk's daddy? The Hawk was swelling up and becoming
- 1:25:42Speaker 7: this green, green giant of a man, and nobody said
- 1:25:45Speaker 7: nothing about his father. He said, I must remind you
- 1:25:48Speaker 7: that Jesus had a foster father in Joseph, and on
- 1:25:54Speaker 7: the day of his hanging on the cross, even Jesus
- 1:25:58Speaker 7: at thirty three, said, Father, why have you forsaken me?
- 1:26:02Speaker 7: He said, Superhero A lot of superheroes ain't got no daddy,
- 1:26:07Speaker 7: he says, so you have the potential of being a
- 1:26:09Speaker 7: superhero too. That message right there had them boy and
- 1:26:14Speaker 7: broke down crime and they all walked away thinking they
- 1:26:17Speaker 7: had a chance to be a superhero. A special shoutout
- 1:26:21Speaker 7: to my dog, Jamal Brian. I called him dog. He's
- 1:26:24Speaker 7: a capital, but that's my dog, Jamal Brian. Congratulations man,
- 1:26:28Speaker 7: great message to the kids. Y'all have a great day man,
- 1:26:32Speaker 7: and remember you can be a superhero even if you
- 1:26:34Speaker 7: ain't never met your daddy.
- 1:26:36Speaker 4: Y'all be good. Talk to God to day. He loved
- 1:26:38Speaker 4: to hear from you.
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