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Burger King and Ford, Too Old Or Not, Antwon Rose Jr., Mass Shooting, Vegans, Cookout, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I got a radio show, just trying to give God
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  Speaker 1: some back, just some back of what even gave me,
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  Speaker 1: just a portion, you know. Just I'm just trying, man
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  Speaker 1: to to to show some type of gratitude for all
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  Speaker 1: his blessings. I'm just trying to man, just just get
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  Speaker 1: it right sometimes, you know what I mean. I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: you just can't do what you wanna do and just
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  Speaker 1: live wrong all the time. Man, you got it at
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  Speaker 1: one point in time, Steve, come home. Man, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you could do better. I know you can, you know
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  Speaker 1: saying and and you know what I had to do.
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  Speaker 1: I had to stop saying I'm gonna try to do better,
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  Speaker 1: and I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do better. You know, trying it's just to put
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  Speaker 1: forth and that and then if it don't work, well okay.
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  Speaker 1: But if you make up in your mind and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting
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  Speaker 1: it done is the only thing that matters. It's the
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  Speaker 1: difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to win
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  Speaker 1: the game, or we're gonna go out here to win
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  Speaker 1: the game. Now, trying to win the game means that
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  Speaker 1: you could lose. But when you got in your mind
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  Speaker 1: made up, most athletes will tell you that they go
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  Speaker 1: out there with the full intent and purpose of winning
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  Speaker 1: and winning. Only see they don't put the second place
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  Speaker 1: finish on the cover Sports Illustrated. Second place don't get
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  Speaker 1: you there. You got to win. And now take it
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  Speaker 1: out of the scope of athletics, but keep it in
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  Speaker 1: that type of type of analogy in life. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: just wanna you want to win in life, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, don't you
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  Speaker 1: want to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated the
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  Speaker 1: life don't you want to be recognized for your hard work.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want, you know, to be recognized within the
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  Speaker 1: bonus structure down at your job. Don't you want to
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  Speaker 1: have your plaque up on the wall down at your job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean most people do. Some people could care less.
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  Speaker 1: Some people don't care about looking good or being their best.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool. But I ain't talking to them though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I'm talking to those of you
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  Speaker 1: who who who want to be the best you can be.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people people kill me when they're getting mad
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  Speaker 1: at at people there and he Brown knows and he
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  Speaker 1: all up on the employee of the month man, the
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  Speaker 1: dude doing his job to the best of his ability,
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  Speaker 1: and he getting recognized for it. What they got to
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  Speaker 1: do with all that you're talking about? Cause you ain't
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  Speaker 1: up there. It's amazing, man, how people describe other people's success.
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  Speaker 1: He's so lucky, lucky, Hey man, don't they kind of
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  Speaker 1: get you a little bit when people call you lucky
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  Speaker 1: when let me tell you what luck really is, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Luck is when hard work bumps up into tunity, when
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  Speaker 1: hard work run smack dab up in the opportunity. Some
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  Speaker 1: people call that luck. But hold on, let's Let's think
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  Speaker 1: about this. If you wasn't working hard, an opportunity presented itself,
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  Speaker 1: what would you call that? What you call that a
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  Speaker 1: missed opportunity? What you call that wrong place at the
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  Speaker 1: wrong time, or you missed out on that? But see
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  Speaker 1: when you've been working hard and opportunity presents itself and
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  Speaker 1: it bumps up into each other. Now people want to
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  Speaker 1: call that luck. But hold up here, go to part
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  Speaker 1: though today, ain't paying no attention to. Yeah, that opportunity
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  Speaker 1: came by, But if you had not been working hard
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  Speaker 1: and the hard work had not ran up in the opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: what would you have? No, sir, it's not luck, it's work.
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  Speaker 1: It is work because as a scripture that says faith
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  Speaker 1: without works is dead. Look, I know I use the
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  Speaker 1: same ones all all the time, but them the ones
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  Speaker 1: I know. I mean what you want me to? You
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  Speaker 1: want me lie to, You want me to come on
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  Speaker 1: here and tell you man, I've been studying the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't. I haven't, I haven't. But my
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  Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher taught me an enough
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  Speaker 1: though now I know different between right and wrong, just
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  Speaker 1: like you do. You ain't gotta you know it accused
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  Speaker 1: me when people write a strawberry letter? Am I wrong
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  Speaker 1: for this? You know? Good? Well, look at let's read
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  Speaker 1: your letter. Are you wrong for this? You know you're wrong?
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  Speaker 1: What you don't need that's to be telling, you know,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna do this anyway. Well, see, go ahead, though,
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  Speaker 1: do what you wanna do. But you know what, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: here's the best advice I can give you me. This
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  Speaker 1: is what I really came to talk about this morning,
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  Speaker 1: but I got sidetrack because I listened. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: get get out of your own way. So many of
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  Speaker 1: us are blocking our own blessings. We're just in our
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  Speaker 1: own way. We are in our own way. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the most dangerous ways you can get in your
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  Speaker 1: way is to do it your way, to get it
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  Speaker 1: figured your way, and to lock in on your way.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the way it's got to go. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know how many people are blocking their blessing? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know how long I blocked mine? With that mindset right there?
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  Speaker 1: This is how I wanted to happen, This is how
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to go down. This is the way I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go about it, And this this what's gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: lock loaded fire. So I was dead set on doing
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  Speaker 1: it my way. Have you ever talked to people, man, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the way I do it. Look because this
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  Speaker 1: the way you do it, you think that makes it
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  Speaker 1: the right way. You think jazz, because you'd have thought
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  Speaker 1: on it long and hard, and that's what you really want.
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  Speaker 1: Do you really think that your way is the right
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  Speaker 1: way or could there be a better way? See? Until
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  Speaker 1: I started listening to God and started paying attention to
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  Speaker 1: his way, man, I was spending my wheels. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: was out here so determined this how I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it. But you know I had to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to get out of my own way because just because
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  Speaker 1: I could do it my way didn't mean it was
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  Speaker 1: the right way. I had to get out of my
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  Speaker 1: own way. Just get out your way? Man, Now, what
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  Speaker 1: what what does it mean? That means? See, set your goals,
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  Speaker 1: That means have your dreams. That I'm I'm saying, set
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  Speaker 1: your goals, man, I ain't saying. Don't say goals. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Set your goals. What is it you want
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  Speaker 1: to happen? What is it you like to have, What
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  Speaker 1: is it you like to be? What are you aspire
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  Speaker 1: to set your goals and set your dreams. Now take
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  Speaker 1: your goals and your dreams to God and ask God
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  Speaker 1: to show you how. Man, you can save yourself a
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  Speaker 1: lot of pain. Listen to somebody who did it his
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  Speaker 1: way for so long. And when I finally got out
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  Speaker 1: of my way, out of my own way. When you've
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  Speaker 1: heard old people say, let go and let God. You
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  Speaker 1: heard him say that I didn't. I didn't get it,
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  Speaker 1: but I got it. Now let go and let God.
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  Speaker 1: And it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you
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  Speaker 1: may not get it now it It took me a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of years to get it too. But when I
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  Speaker 1: took my goals and my dreams and my vision to God,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, God, this is what I hope for,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I aspired to, This is what I
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  Speaker 1: want to be, This is why I would love to
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  Speaker 1: get to. Then I said, help me show me how.
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  Speaker 1: Point me in the right direction, let me follow your footsteps,
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  Speaker 1: guide me and give me a spirit of discernment. Show
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  Speaker 1: me who wrong? Because I meet people every day. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: up to no good with me? Every single day? Oh man, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I run up in to you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: the Lord told me something's gonna happen to me today. Well, see,
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  Speaker 1: I talked to him every day. He did not mention
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  Speaker 1: you to me. He ain't said nothing to me. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't tell me what was gonna happen in mind. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean it can't happen because I'm open to it.
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  Speaker 1: But it amazes me when people come up to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: the Lord wanted me to tell you this. Hold on, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I talked to him every day, every day, some days
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  Speaker 1: more than others. I ain't perfect. I missed sometimes, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a daily basis talking to him. So really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm and I and and and please no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: listening as well as I've ever listened before. But but
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  Speaker 1: get yourself together, though, see no, your goals and your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: and then let God show you how to do it.
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  Speaker 1: He'll do it. You know. It's so important everybody, that
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  Speaker 1: you get focused, that you aim for something, that you
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  Speaker 1: dream of something, that you aspire to something. But it's
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  Speaker 1: the most the best thing you can do. After you
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  Speaker 1: do all that, Man, get God involved in it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: talk to him. I mean, why would you not what
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  Speaker 1: you got to lose? You ain't gotta go down there
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  Speaker 1: and make no big scene and and run laps around
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  Speaker 1: the church and run up there and throw yourself on
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  Speaker 1: the altar and scream and flip over and throw money
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  Speaker 1: in there. You ain't got to do that. This you
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  Speaker 1: and God, man, This you and God. You know you
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  Speaker 1: got to serve and praise him the way you do it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta let everybody else tell you hows done. It's
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  Speaker 1: a personal relationship. People kill me if you don't do
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  Speaker 1: it this way. If you don't come here to this church,
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  Speaker 1: you don't run around in this circle and you don't
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  Speaker 1: get flipped in, then you don't. Hey, man, you better
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  Speaker 1: go have a relationship with God. See what that's about.
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  Speaker 1: You understand? Nobody throw you off with all that? All right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all talk to him. He loves to hear
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  Speaker 1: from you. Today. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Uh, this is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let us begin. Shirley Strawberry, Good morning, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: How are you wonderful? Doling? Colin Farrell, Good morning Steve. Crew.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening in and out? Happy? Said? Up? Down? From
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  Speaker 1: morning up. You're in pain pick one and he coming
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  Speaker 1: like sunshine and rain your salth joy, that's junior, and
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  Speaker 1: hey you drop the sunshine and ring? Yeah, Jay, what's that?
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  Speaker 1: D now? Steve? How it? What's going on with you? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing pimp king of pranks to food? Yes, so
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  Speaker 1: in the building top top it's fried, man, it's fried
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  Speaker 1: day of the week. Yep, don't know nothing about it
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  Speaker 1: no more but to show you, you know how you'd
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for your life, but dn be a little
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  Speaker 1: sad about it. Absolutely, I'm going through that right now.
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  Speaker 1: Good jobs though you've got good job, you ain't running
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  Speaker 1: no jack him on the money the money, no similar
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  Speaker 1: line and then like yeah, you ain't saying hard labor.
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  Speaker 1: He's not doing man plastics. You ain't. You ain't have
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  Speaker 1: to drive through Come on, you ain't say cool right here?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't yelling at that? Do that? Though? Used to
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  Speaker 1: drive through a b I didn't know that y'all was
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  Speaker 1: a fry cook cook didn't it didn't. Yeah, they put
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  Speaker 1: I made the alls on then and putting me on
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  Speaker 1: the window. One day I told all my boys are
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  Speaker 1: gonna be on the one. I gave way so much
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  Speaker 1: for you. The can work that burger cake. Didn't you
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  Speaker 1: do burger commercial Steve in the day, Yeah, Yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: I did the Burger cam. How your life take those turns?
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  Speaker 1: All the places you used to eat that you're doing
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  Speaker 1: commercial fun? Yeah, man, all the places I used to Like,
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  Speaker 1: I used to work at Ford Motor Company. Then I
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  Speaker 1: was doing Ford Motor Company sponsoritive events. All of that.
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  Speaker 1: Life goes in full circles if you never give up.
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  Speaker 1: Many have on back around. I ain't never worked for
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  Speaker 1: a divorce court that's spent a lot of time. They're
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  Speaker 1: damn it, no full circle for you. For they might
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  Speaker 1: be hiring Jack something Jake. Court has been up and
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  Speaker 1: down for me. I've lost all my divorces I lost,
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  Speaker 1: and then in any other court case i've lored. I've
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  Speaker 1: never gone to court and lost. M h. I can't
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  Speaker 1: see that. But there's usually some evil person trying to
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  Speaker 1: take me to court. All right, listen, another one right now.
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  Speaker 1: He's been defined out like all the rest of them.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up. What's something you wish you weren't too old
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  Speaker 1: to do anymore? Okay, something funny coming up? At thirty
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  Speaker 1: two after the hour, Think about it. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve The Morning Show. All right, I want to ask
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  Speaker 1: the guys something. What is something you wish you weren't
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  Speaker 1: too old to do anymore? Like, for instance, Carla, you
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  Speaker 1: jumped in a bouncy castle with kids at a festival.
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  Speaker 1: You did that? Yeah, uh oh, way too much. I'm
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  Speaker 1: too old to be doing that. I was exhausted. Jane,
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  Speaker 1: do a flip? Did you do a flip? I tried
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  Speaker 1: knocking all yeah, yeah, all of that way too old.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, Steve, we'll start with you. What what what
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  Speaker 1: are you too old to do? But really wish you
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  Speaker 1: weren't too old to do anymore? Of the wish I
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  Speaker 1: could just stay in here, pee on myself being a baby,
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  Speaker 1: and and then somebody change me. You know they got
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  Speaker 1: people that do that, Steve professional. Yeah, oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want that, no mode, But you don't want care
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  Speaker 1: home healthcare. But they'd be cussing when they do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, yeah, that's that's a difference. Steve's not sick
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  Speaker 1: or anything. Not what he want to do. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't a matter of fact, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really won't have to happen. Yeah, you want to do over?
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  Speaker 1: You want to do over for real? What would you really? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: roller skate like your Why can't you do that? Because
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  Speaker 1: your knees? Well, no, I can't fall. Nobody followed, none
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  Speaker 1: of us. No, man, you fall, it's actually yeah it
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  Speaker 1: is jay. When you fall, you could bounce up. You
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  Speaker 1: could jump right up. Oh no different, Yeah, and there's
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  Speaker 1: some noises that go with that fall. What about you?
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  Speaker 1: Like right now? If you fall, you don't bounce up,
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  Speaker 1: you lay steel your body got a reboot and just
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  Speaker 1: start seeing what works. Yeah, take your time, start checking stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Do we have a goal for legs? Check? Can I see?
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  Speaker 1: That's the bigger And I think how long I've been
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  Speaker 1: laying down? There? A good question right there? What about
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  Speaker 1: You's something you might be too old to do now
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  Speaker 1: that you wish you were. Steve took mine, but I
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  Speaker 1: really wish I could, Like right, I can't. I cannot
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  Speaker 1: ride a bike now. I'm scared of a fault. Like
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  Speaker 1: Steve said, I would like to ride. Oh, I'm somebody
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  Speaker 1: gonna hit me with a cord. And you know, I
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  Speaker 1: just see it. I see bad stuff when I somebody
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  Speaker 1: to me with a call. That to his point of
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  Speaker 1: view for his life, some major got to happen to him.
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  Speaker 1: We mean just a regular bike, not a motorcycle. J
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  Speaker 1: I was you could go on a bike trail. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: back in the day, I really could roll escape, really
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  Speaker 1: really good. I couldn't do it now, no, way can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't hit the knees. Knees. Don't want to break
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  Speaker 1: anything that fall. Yeah, and you're trying to stop the fall.
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  Speaker 1: You could break something. And it's way slower nowa babes,
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  Speaker 1: if I get on some skates, it's really liked you
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  Speaker 1: get yours. You think you're going around then at you
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  Speaker 1: are not moving. No, you're not moving at all. It's
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  Speaker 1: baby sticks. And in the guy behind you said, dude,
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  Speaker 1: way that's the way I feel one to be on
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  Speaker 1: the inside, sir, Yeah, what about you supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: on the inside. What about your nephew threesome? I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could steal a dude, You're too old
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  Speaker 1: for that. I can't. What do you say, Jake, not
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  Speaker 1: team Timmy? Now, what did you say? I said, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you was gonna say run, but you didn't. Oh Pop, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was about to do it, but you need president
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  Speaker 1: and CEO of Team Tommy said that, Oh we got
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  Speaker 1: a meeting on him. Okay, so kating and shirt just
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do it no more fast. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could. Wow, I never could, Tommy, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: had bad experience. How many times did you deal with that? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: It was just one time, that one time, or he'd
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  Speaker 1: try no more after that one time, and I knew
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  Speaker 1: right away there's nothing for me. Get you my damn confusion,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a lot of fun, confusion, fun for ten seconds,
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  Speaker 1: kiss you for ten seconds? Will you three times? Will
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  Speaker 1: you three times? Pat you five time? Pat you five times?
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  Speaker 1: So you thought it had to be even yea. He
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  Speaker 1: tried to distribute you. Ain't got to do that in
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  Speaker 1: your outer I couldn't keep tracking the day playing. It
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  Speaker 1: was staring your what in your eyes, staring your ass
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  Speaker 1: for thirty seconds there same you was much better than mine,
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  Speaker 1: miles like, ladies, I'm here, okay, lady, ladies, it's the
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  Speaker 1: reason they crossed like you wasn't there? Ladies, Hello, get
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  Speaker 1: some neat and I'll be back up. Maybe I'll be done. Okay, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: But Steve, how did yours end? I can't remember how
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: yours ended? Was everybody satisfied on when you left. No,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: he don't know what ended was. One girl said, I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: really don't think you're into me. I was so happy
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: she got up, man, coo, then I went to work. Yeah, right,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: track one. Let's now all right, now you tell me
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: he's run that breakback. He's coming up right after this.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Many people across the country are
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: just still stunned and shocked and in awe about the
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: tragic news of this deadly mass shooting. It's you know,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I'm beating a dead horse here. I keep saying, gun control.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I keep saying, gun control, we keep saying in police brutality,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: we keep saying, we keep saying. We just keep saying. Man. Yeah,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: and I'm I'm I'm you know, I feel so horrible
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: for the families, for all the innocent people. Man. All right,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Uh well, coming up next, Miss Anna's here with our
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: national news and of course the latest information, and uh
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: we'll hear what she has to say, of course us.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: And then of course, I mean, we know that things
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: happen in the world, but we're here to do our
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: job as well, and the show must go on. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy is here with a prank phone call we're
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: gonna run it back eight and two. Okay, eight and two.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a numbers guy eight and yeah. I'm hey, I'm
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: trying to get some aunsele Uh yeah, with it this Sam?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: This Sam? Sam? Okay Sam? All right, yeah, okay, I
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: thought it was some mouse. Okay this this trail? Yeah, Sam? Man,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: what's up? Okay? Uh my may Calf. I wanted to
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: reach out to your hole at you about about uh
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: your girl? Right? Your girlfriend? Yeah, yeah she is? Okay,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: how long I've been to go? We've been together about
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: about ten years? While what's going on? Well, listen, me
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: and holiday at each other for like the last few
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: months or whatever. I wanted to reach out to you,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: and you know, I don't want to call you. She
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: wanted me to call you. I wanted to tell you that,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you know, I didn't decide that she wanted to start
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: hanging with me, and she wants me to come up
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: with the house and pick her stuff up. Oh yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: oh yeah. Really, maybe that's what's going on you calling me?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: She didn't told you to call me and tell me
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: basically what I wanted to feel saying and just have
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  Speaker 1: a man and man tugh which and just let you know,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you you that that's that's what, that's what's going on
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: right now. Don't do it because right now you're just
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: talking a bunch of what's up? Now what I'm saying
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: any other that you know, I'm already making room for
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: her at my apartment. I'm just trying to come out.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Uh listen, that ain't none of these it's whatever. If
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: you want to come do, come do, but it ain't
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: going out when we ain't going out without a fight.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping with you, and I'm
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: not tricking with us. But you come to my house something.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: By getting from my house, then it's going down me
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: and you, me and you. So what's up? You're coming
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: to get up because I'm on the road right now
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: in these shorts. But God meets you now. So if
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you're coming and get us, come on me. Okay, okay,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: hold up to hold on to let's back up and see.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm trying to her. Unless you know
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: where then when you gotta haven'd no problem I want
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: to do is come in the house and get her
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: stuff and pack it up so I can get it
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: over to me. You just think you're just gonna coming
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to my house and I've been with I don't need you.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Is you think you're just gonna be We're just gonna
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: be peaches and cream? You got me? I'm telling you,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: don't you come to my house. That's going down and
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: that's just dead. She needs to be a woman. Why
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: don't you bring it to me? Why she didn't bring
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: it to me? You know what I'm saying? What's fun? Whatsout?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: What y'all want to be together? Now? On? She ain't
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: no more? All I know is she was feeling me.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. She was feeling me. You know,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: she telling me. I mean, dude, you held a problem
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: with her, leave because that's her choice. You know what
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. If she claims she want to be with me,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: that's what she won't. You know, I ain't knocking what
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: nobody do you understanding? But what I'm trying to tell you,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and she telling me she want to be with me.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to get you to lift. Is
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: it better for me or her to go over there
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: while you ain't there and get our stuff? Do all this?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You saying? No, I don't. I ain't got the rational
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: lot thing with you. She needs to be the one
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: telling me all that is and saying she can't do it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: And you man, you man, you know that what you're
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: calling from? Man and man, come get that's Hey, Samantha,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Samantha for real. Hey hey man, Hey, hey, hey man,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: my name is Sam. Man. I ain't gonna tell you
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: that already told you that when you call, when you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: first call. Okay, Sam, so this okay, way you know what.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna go back and forward to then
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: chows me. I'm gonna come get her. Hey, all this
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you talking? You still on this phone with all that
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: y'all jacking. If you're gonna come get up, I didn't
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: invited you. So if you want to bring your over,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: you come get it to Maiden too old. I've wanted
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: a two of them. Yeah, but I'll tell you this
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: isn't much to it them. Let them them too down.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: They don't want to me no more. They don't want
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: to rock with me no more. Drop And like I said,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: telling coming with you, she ought to be a woman
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: to know when she's behind the back in the background
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: telling you to come tell me from me. Think that's
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the man I'm gonna and you come because you're acting
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: like Gona too. I'm gonna flap. So what's on? Okay,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: well look here, let me go. Don't say this to
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you then? Can I can? I tell you what she
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: told me? Man? You tell me you want to tell
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: me really what she told you? But what what's up?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you she told me to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: pring phone call you. This is Nephew comas Steve Harvey
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Ah, I'm straight manill man, getting ready. I
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: gotta hear you say one more thing? What is the
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: land Steve har showIn they ever have an Oscar for
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the greatest prankster if it's a movie. That's what they
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: give oscars for movies. I got actually actually right now,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: j is punching. I got the pranks working on it
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: right now, working on the answer to your question is
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: still know you don't think you can win an oscar
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: for a prank movie. I'm not saying that. Yeah, comedies, comedies,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: verybody you know damn oscar for that. You don't even
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: have a prank movie working on it? Douch a prank movie.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It's y'all listening. Yeah, I got a prank movie. J
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying, you're missing what I'm saying. The movie
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't exist as of yet. It's what I'm saying to you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It ain't done yet, That's all I'm saying. I'm not
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: saying you don't have a good idea. I'm not saying
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: that there won't ever be a prank movie. But we've
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: had Jackass one, Jackass two, We've had Jackass Grandpa. They're
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: not even up for consideration, well, very rarely our comedies,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you know, considered for for Oscars very having had his
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Black Jackass. But take the jack out once. Once we're
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: hitting with Black Jackass, it's all over. Can come to Oscars.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I can smell it. Okay, you have some dates Tommy
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: or something, Yeah, let me just put them on nothing.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it gonna work, you know nothing. I didn't
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: say it won't work. Why don't we make the movie
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: and just make a lot of money? Coming up at
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, guys, we gotta get a
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: little serious here. Miss Anna's here with our national news
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: and of course the latest of this deadly mass shooting,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: and uh, we'll hear what she has to say, of course,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: and then the officer who shot and killed Antoine Rose
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: is charged. We'll talk about it right after this. You're
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Shows. To Pittsburgh police officer
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Michael rose Field UH shot and killed Antoine Rose and
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: unarmed black teen, and now he's been charged with criminal homicide.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: To review, Rose was riding in a car that had
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: been pulled over because the East Pittsburgh Police suspected it
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: had been used in an earlier shooting. New details revealed
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: that officer ross Field UH made inconsistent statements on whether
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: he thought Rose had a weapon before he shot and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: killed the seventeen year old. District Attorney Uh. There Steve's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: apollo said ross Belt's actions were recklessly and without justification
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: UH and the evidence supports charges of manslaughter and third
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: degree murder. The d a's office also has a right
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: to argue murder in the first which the state could,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: which the state Code classifies as an intentional killing. Additionally,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the officer was not acting to prevent death or serious
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: bodily injury. Ross felt. His bail was set at two
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: d and fifty thousand dollars and a preliminary hearing is
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: scheduled for July six. Wow, that's next week. Well so
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: he was charged charged. Yeah, man, that's good. Something something
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: has to happen. Two police officers who illegally shoot and
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: kill people. There is no legal justification for the vast
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: majority of murders of these people in this in this country,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: there is no justification. You can't justify choking that man
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: out with them cigars. You just can't justify the Castille
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: murder when he was shot in the car. The girl recorded.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You cannot justify the man in North Carolina who was
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: running away from the police and shot eight times. You
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: cannot justify any of these man. It's illegal to do
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: that to another human being. And until someone pays, they
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: will continue. I don't care. If you are police officers,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you have got to be trained, and if you don't
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: follow training and protocol, that's your problem. But here's another thing.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: The police need to start giving us a copy. You know,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a police officers do work with the community, Give a
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: community a copy of their procedure laws. Because every time
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: some black kid gets shot, I hear about a procedure
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: that the police officers were following, and I'm trying to
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: figure out what procedure allows you to shoot this innocent
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: person because the procedure keep getting put in. Any time
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: somebody getting shot, how many dam procedures they got? So
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: what has turned out so far is that any time
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: you kill an African American man, it's within procedure. Show
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: me these procedures, man, Where has this on paper that
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: you can shoot a man, that you can choke a
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: man out for for selling cigarettes, That you can shoot
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a man in the back for running away even if
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: a person stole a car, that's not a murderable offense. No,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Michael Brown walking towards you with hands up, this man
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: is dead. What procedure was? He followed Trayvon Martin. We
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: need a copy of all police procedures because I'm telling you, man,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: they're making them up as we go. Yeah, that's really
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: how I feel about it. That just feels to me
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: like they're making these procedures up to forget to to
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: to to to coincide with the circumstances. And we're tired
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: of him, man, We just damn tired of We hope
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: this police officer and get plenty damn tap and the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: message go across the we gotta stop defending this stuff. Right.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Here's too many good police officers out here that's doing
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the right thing. We gotta keep paying the price with
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the butt holes with these guns. All right, Steve, uh, please,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: let's introduce mss and she's here with her headline right now.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: We've got a special report on all of this from
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: miss Anne. Thanks Steve, Thanks everybody. This is entered with
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the news. Okay. Authority say that the shooting yesterday at
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the Maryland newspaper that left five people dead and two
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: others wounded was a targeted and not random attack on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the Capitol Gazette. Acting police she Phil Crump says a
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: suspected gunman is thirty eight year old Jarrett Warren a Ramos,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: who had soothed the paper apparently over defamation and lost.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: The paper did a story on him cyber stalking a
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: young woman and he took offense to that and say say,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: started writing threatening messages and stuff to the newspaper for
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: talking about his story and his cyber stalking of this woman. Again.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Thirty eight year old Jared Warren Ramos, police say, stormed
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the tabloid's office armed with a shotgun and carrying smoke grenades,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and he's being reigned on murder charges late today. Even
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the people that he shot were not exactly targeted because
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: they were not exactly the people they wrote the story.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: One was a sportswriter, one was an entertainment editor. Apparently
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: they weren't even the people that wrote the story. But again,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: just to reiterate, the man who left five people dead
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: and two others wounded in the Maryland newspaper yesterday is
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: identified well, so it's thus he's a suspect at this point,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: but it's identified at thirty eight year old Jared warn Ramos,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: who they say had southed a paper of a defamation
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and lost white San Francisco woman who called police on
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: an eight year old little black girl who was selling
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: water outside her apartment building to earn money to go
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: to Disney World. That woman is now announced that she's
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: stepping down the CEO of her marijuana products company. As
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: she sells marijuana products, it's business decision. It seemed as
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: several Bay Area dispensaries are refusing to do business with her,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: country with her company. Eileen Edel's companies called treat Well
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Health and after the video surfaced of her calling the
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: police on the child, UH went viron that to want her,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the Monica Permit, Patty, and the gett you need. A
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: lot of these other um companies say we're not going
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to do business with her. Meanwhile, the owner of the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: restaurant in Lexington, Kentucky, who asked the White House spokeswoman
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Sarah Huckaby Sanders to leave, says she's resigning from a
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: local business group. Stephanie Wilkinson owns the Red Star Red Hand.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: It's a five star restaurant. She says she's received death
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: threats and bomb threats from Trump supporters. She's pulling out
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: of that group. Starting tomorrow, the Federal Emergency Agency of
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: FEMA will no longer pay shelter to shelter Puerto Rican
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: evacuees here in the main land. All Toys are US
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: stores are set to close today and yeah, unfortunately gonna
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: have to grow up. The last seven forty U S
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: stores for Toys r US closed today and it is
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the end of June. A lot of kids are really happy,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and we know why. That's right, schools out forever. We'll
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: be back with more entertainment on today's trending topics as well.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after the Hour and at Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:57
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• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Cavaliers, but in a hilarious Snapchat post, Jefferson said,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I decided to end my friendship with Lebron James. Truth
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: be told, I never liked the guy. He works too
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: hard it makes the rest of us look bad. He's
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: my son's favorite player, and I view that as a
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: complete betrayal of how hard I've worked to put a
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: roof over his head your yea. Jefferson and his family
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: lives in the Los Angeles area. Also Lebron's friends and
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: his boys are on social media stating it's going to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: be hard to stay up on the West Coast to
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: watch the games being that they are used to the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: East coast time zones. So there you go. Pretty funny.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. I had a very interesting conversation yesterday
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: on the golf course. I mean with Jason kid really
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: kid out on the golf course. You play golfing point,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: he said he doesn't think Lebron is coming to l A.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: He thinks Lebron is gonna stay in Cleveland one more
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: year so he can opt out, I said. He said,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Magic sounded like he tipped his hand bit when Magic
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Johnson said the other day, you can't judge me by
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: one summer. Summers and if I don't turn this around,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I'll walk away from the job. But you can't judge
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: me on one summer. I hope become because I got
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: a song about it so that I'd make me really good.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Like you can't write another little No one and done, Jay,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I can't damn it. That hurt. But what if you
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: covering on the Lakers team right now is a Kevin
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Love Paul George came, It's he'll only had that one
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: more guy. What if you get are not enough to
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: be Golden State or Houston. It's just not What if
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you get Paul And if you get Paul George and Lennark,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's pretty good right there is not trading
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: o Kauai to the Lakers. Have to have to see
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: him four times. He'll be in the East. No, they're
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: trade him to the East, but they will not trade
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: him to the West. And Kauai has to be traded.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: He can't just walk now, all right, Steve, We got
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: to get to the headlines. And they don't have no
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: pieces for Kauai, and Lakers and Legas can't give up
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: in young boys and get Kauai. You want to hear
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: something real stupid, they say, and you bet you Why
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: don't you say that and tell us because if you've
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: been to say something real stupid, we need to take
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: a break for you say that. We'll be back headline.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, uh,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: please introduce Jave with this murder of the hit for
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: it today. Oh lord, ladies and gentlemen, regretfully, Jay that
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  Speaker 1: murdered the hits Brown don't like, don't come on, he
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: wants better intro. Steve, this is no, no, no, I'm
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: gonna take that one because if you ask again, it's
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: just gonna be cussing in it. And no, no, no,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I won't j Jay asked me. Okay, Steve, can I
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: have a better intro? Sure you can't, Jake. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the King of Pricks A few Tommy, that's called ain't
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: no better intro? Now I'm team Jay now now now
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: that's wrong. Now help him murder right here? All right, gentlemen,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: here to murder another hit. One of the most talented
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: hit makers in all of the music business slash prank
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: artists via music Jay Brown, all right, this definitely has
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: to do with lebron coming to l A because I
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: think he's coming. You know why because I wrote a
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: song about it. He go and then brons coind of
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: just California, and then nobody's gonna be mad. I'm trying
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: to warn you. I clean you won't dake just California.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I know the Laka's gonna show your love. Then California, California,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: all California. King James, you gave a ring to Miami
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: you ain't going back. You ain't wait to understand. You
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: know he got your back and Jay are ain't getting
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the new contract. The liquor got do money and it
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  Speaker 1: can be the cat you got the clip of team
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Tryings Gem into Dreaming, or you can work on your
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: acting not singing. I know your marriage, so thank god
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: you're not single, and you can when you preaching outfits
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: like in Cleveland. You be in Hollywood when we're ruining
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: light Up, hit the Dace By Comedy and Eagle Woods
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: and then crying Brian is coming to California and then
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: nobody's gonna be mad. I'm trying to warn you. I
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  Speaker 1: clean down you both state just California. I know the
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: legal's gonna show your love. Then California, California, all California.
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  Speaker 1: R J. I ain't gonna right there. That's the love
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: that on vacation you get. I think Brown Brown's coming
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  Speaker 1: to californ Yeah. Man, it started last night. It started
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: last night in Birmingham, Alabama at the stardom. It's going
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  Speaker 1: on tonight and tomorrow night to most shows started on
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Starting your Boy, Jandy Brown Story Boy, Birmingham, Alabama. I got,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I got any and I got my daughter any ming
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: night and I got my daughter. She's my daughter's what what?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Step what your daughter? Yeah, she's been doing Yeah. He's
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: a comic. She's a comedian. She worked with Tommy and
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and Jay doesn't want her to cuss, but she no, no,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: she can't cuss, Steve. If I can't, she can't cuss
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: on my show. No, I don't want to. But you'll
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: be cussing. I'm daddy, and you probably call children. Do
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: as I say that I do. Thank you. Trim her
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: joke down because because you there, and she's funny, she's funny.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: What you funny? You can't cut man? We daddy? What
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you do? What you want to do? Jay? Thank you?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: He is your show. Now I put Tommy on the show.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I had tom and not cussing in front of me.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: If I won't do who, I'm gonna stop cussings? All right,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: the greatest walk out there and take it to another
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Look all right, up next it is the nephew, the
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: King of Pranks. Here we custing. I'm sure with the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: brain for today. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter. Uh subject,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: she won't get in my bed, right, I'm not that's
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: an issue right there, that's an issue. Wait till you
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: hear this letter right now. It is the nephew with
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone called King of Frank's what you got?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Apartment three sixteen. Some of y'all thinking about John three
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: st That's not what this is here. This is a
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: three sixty you know that with JA Yeah, alright here
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: running cat. Hello, I'm trying to reach the deal. Ye
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: are you deal? How you doing? Man? My name is
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Vonn Dude. Uh, you're living to make sure you got
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the right dude, and you're living for it right apartments? Yeah,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: going on? Okay, you live an apartment on three sixteen, right, yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: it's something I need to be worried. What's going on? No, no, no,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: everything cool with your apartment? Man. Uh, I got your
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: number from lady at the at the least in office
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: regarding what's in what's in regards to we're actually what's
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: going to happen is I'm can move to court and
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to do, you know, Uh, see me
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: in every apartment I've always heard I've always lived in
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: an apartment three six teams and I know you in
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: three sixteens so they you know the girl at the
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: office game, you know, because I don't want to move
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: nowhere else. But I can't be in room three sixteen.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I gotta be you know. It's just real superstitious, I know,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: but I kind of gotta help you. Say your name Vaughan? Yeah? Yeah?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: And who gave you my number again? One of the
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: ladies at the leasing officer when I was over there.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Who was it? I can't really remember her name? Man, Uh,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: little little well, listen, cut this and I'm gonna tell
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: you like this, man, don't call me for nothing like that. Man, Now,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't moving out of my partram Man, I've been
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: standing up for for years. When I moved out to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the problem and I moved in the house. You understanding
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: all this? You got going with you? Which whatever it
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: is at three sixteen one three too, that's on you, man,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: ain't want from I gotta stay in three six team man. See,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: that's that's what I'm trying to say. I didn't sign
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: the least, so I'm stuck with it. I got to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: get that apartment, so I'm gonna trying to tell you
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: would you like to what what's your department? Would you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: like to move to? And I don't only get them
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: to move your stuff. Nothing ain't nothing moving on. Think
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: moving them numbers. You can add them up, divide them,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: do whatever you want to them. But I ain't moving.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to get that to your head man.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: And really, I'm because I don't know. I gave you
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: my number was like this. I meant working called me
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: because I don't even know no vaughn, No, no, you
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: don't know me that. I asked them who was in
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: three six teams? They told me, none of your business
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: going three six team? Man. Hey listen, man, I'm trying
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: to do this as respectful as possible. You know, Like
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I said, I really can't function unless I'm living in
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: disrespect me then doing disrespects for then because I'm gonnahow
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: do this? You called me with like this, I don't
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: get favorite. No, I don't care if that was your
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: favorite scripture? Okay me with you like that? Man, you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna make this hard. Okay, so let me
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: let me tell you this to you. I'm already told
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the lady I want to be in three six things.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: She told me I needed to deal with dale. Nah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to deal with you in a polite weight, okay,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: because like I said, I can't function. Man left an
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: apartment three six things. I can't. I can't even get
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: them go to work. I cannot function. Okay, I have
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: to have that apartment numb. It sounded like you got
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: a problem on your hands. Man, Whatever your problem is,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: that's your problem, ain't you me? Okay? You know like that?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Like I say, I've been staying in three six teens.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay in three six team until I moved
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to a house. You need sign something else to do,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: and really I'm stopping that. Gave you my number to
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: call me with is I can't leave. It's like the
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: way you're talking to you talking to me. First you
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: come at me with come at me with a numbers,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: look like you man, three six teams? What excuse me?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Do what you're saying? Called me with this? Ill tell
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you what? Man, come at me or come at my
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: phone that you're gonna see it? Man, you understand what
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectively. Man, Okay,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: all right, what I'm trying to do listen to him.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to tell you, honestly, dog, I cannot
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: function outside of them three numbers. I helped to live
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: an apartment three sixteen. It ain't my business man, Yah,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want have to come move you, but I do.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Come on? What's running back? Which you say? I said,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have to move? Yo? Said that down?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Got me what you You're gonna come move? I want?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Hey a matter of fact, come ye, come on, come
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: move three six teen, three sixteen out of three for you.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, come on, come move my man, come
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: on to tea in silid, Come on, move yet all
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: kind of going on the world with numbers. They've got
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: three under six five days. I mean it works, you want.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I'm on my nine to five and you come at me, boy,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: three sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody. That's all I got
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to say. Man, it's gonna be you for I did
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: before I deal with you, though, I'm gonna get at
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: least and I was even giving you my number. Hey, man,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm just trying to tell you I have
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: to stay under them numbers, man, I have to. I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: but I just happen to be like that. You don't
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: say everybody ain't like that. Man, I ain't got time
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: to be dealing with the Really, everybody got time to
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you set up listen like this and you looked at
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Christian other than I've been out the job looking what
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: what apartment number did they give you? They gave me
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: like three twenty nine or something like that. I don't
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I can't stay there, man. That's why I'm gonna meet you.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Man me see at three twenty nine, six o'clock tonight.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: How about them numbers? Okay, okay, so how about these
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: numbers right here? Aye selling, sell them twenty nine, Steve
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Man Hey seing selling pointing nine, Steve Eye, sell them
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine. See, you ain't never heard that number before.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: What it's dound for men? That's the number to the
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Because this is nephew Tommy, and
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your coworker. Limbdo I mean
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: make that it's it's crazy and I'll believe it. For us.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: It had been rolling got me back to take off
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: and go to the Lisa off and college right now?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Who you say got me? Now? Ain't you got a
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: co worker a Linda? Linda acted back limb covering for
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Linda right now? I wonder why she take it? So
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I'm long here, man, God, yeah, I hadn't going no man,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: he del I got one more thing to ask you. Man, there,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: you had worked for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey man,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: what's the bad radio show on the land? Man? Steve
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Rother Morning Show? All right, man, get back to work, man,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: your phone off the hook over there? All right, Farming
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: three sixteen. It's important, it means something, and what way
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: we right about that at the time? So let me
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: ask you a question. Man, is the Booley this weekend?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: The bolet is is next weekend? The bootleg is next weekend.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: So you know, man, my wife's spending a lot of
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: money on this then, I mean on this bulet man
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: with their outfit and everything. Man, every night, I mean
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you know that it runs for over a week. It's
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: like I need to get this. I need to get that.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I need a hotel room for every night. You can't
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: stay at home? Why you can't stay at Tommy, Tommy,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: listen to me. It's nephew, Tom, I got she got
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to flex. She got to flex, you, Steve, you got
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: to let her flex. So I didn't gave her everything
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: she told you got all the hip called Yeah, stop
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: being so durned cheap. I'm not surely I'm not being
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: But why you can't stay at home because she wants
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: to be at the hotel with her girl? Can't hand
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: a bootlet at your house and take it? Is that
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: it all? Steve said it all? Say it again, Steve,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you can't hand a bootlet at your house? Alakappa ally?
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: But what you need stuff? She gasped about, But you
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: need you need a two bed room? Sweet? You need that? Yes? Yes, yes?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Why would she get a regular room? And you her
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: husb thank you all on Instagram with cause and everything,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: find him change. She didn't say anything about get a
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: two bed room? Sweet. Today's Strawberry letter, the subject is
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: she won't get in my bed. That's coming up right
• 55:54
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• 56:15
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• 56:17
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• 56:30
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• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Go on and let it out, Jay,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: because that was up and hold on here it is
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter subject. She won't get in my bed Here,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I have been dating a beautiful woman for
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: about five months. Everything is great, she's special and she
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: does a lot for me. Here's a problem. We run
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: into a big issue. Whenever we discussed her sleeping over
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: at my house. She asked me how many sexual partners
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: have I had, and undoubtedly there have been quite a few.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Then she asked me how many women have been in
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: my bed. That was a tough question to answer. Undoubtedly
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: there have been quite a few. She got very upset
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: and demanded that I buy a whole new bed because
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want to sleep in a bed that another
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: woman has been in. I bought that bed and mattress
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: a few years ago, and it is a very nice,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: king sized bed that I spent over a thousand dollars on.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Should I spend more of my money to buy another bed?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Should I go ahead and buy another car while I'm
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: at it because other women have been in my car?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: If so, she should have to buy a new underwear
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: because other men may have seen her in it. This
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: is crazy, and I hope we don't break up because
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: of this. Am I wrong? Please help? I don't think
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you're wrong at all. I think you're right. This is crazy.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: But you really surprised me on this one by answering
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: her how many women have you have been have you
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: been with or have been in your bed? Question? Why?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Why did you answer that? I mean, everyone has a past,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: and you should have kept that in the past. It
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: serves no purpose here and it's really none of her business.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, what difference does it make? Uh? You know,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: was the bed clean? Those are my answer, Those are
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: my questions I have for you. You change the sheets
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: and everything right? Didn't look fresh and clean in there?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: After only five months? She wants you to throw your
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: bed out and get a new one. I mean, I
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: could see if you guys were together for a long
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: time and like planning on getting married and stuff, then
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you might invest in a new bed and some new
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: furniture while you're at it, you know, to start your
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: new life with her. Um until then, until you know,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: either she sleeps in your bed, the one you have,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: you know, as long as it's clean and everything, or
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: you go over to her house and sleep in her bed.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Um Shirley, I happen to disagree with
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you on this, and I'll tell you why. He says.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Is he wrong for this? He did wrong? He did
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: wrong because, dude, you bought this on yourself. Damn dog.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: You've been dating this girl five months. She's special to you,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: see you said it. She's special to you. So now
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: if she's special to you, then you gotta expect to
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: treat her special. So here's how you treat her special.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: First of all, when she came to you and said
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: how many women have you had before? That? Boy, boy,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: this ain't the time for you to come talk about
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: your conquering skills and how many women you didn't really had.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Then she asked you how many women have been in
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: this bed, and you said, well, quite naturally, quite a few.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: For what your stupid ass say that? Faulk, You're dumb dog.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Y'all got to start learning how this
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: game go. Let me teach you a couple of things.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: First of all, ladies, if a man asked you how
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: many men you've been with? Whatever, I told you all.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Your maximum number is three? Right? Three? Three is your
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: maximum numbers? Lady. I don't give a damn if you
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: was a hooker in the eighties, is your damn limit? Three?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: That's your number. I don't give a damn what you did.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: That's your number. Guys, your maximum number can never exceed five.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I know that's not true, but shut your damn mouth.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: How many women been over here? Not very many, man.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I've always been very selective in my process, so I've
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: always carefully picked women who've been in this bed. Nobody
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: but you now, I haven't done some things on that
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: flow downstairs in the hallway, and I've done some things
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: in their garage. It ain't nobody been one man what
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I'm lying. But you gotta know when the lie. You
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: know about this kings Eyes bed for a thousand dollars
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: three years ago. Now she don't want to come in
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: this bed all these other women because you did not.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: You're not not this woman who's special to you. You're
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: not telling her she ain't special, Nobo, because everybody hadn't
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: been up here. You bought this on yourself. So do
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  Speaker 1: you have to go get another bed? Yeah? Now you
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  Speaker 1: can do a try a couple options. You can flip
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  Speaker 1: the mattress and say nobody been on this side. You
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: could try that. And these is all new sheets. You
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: could try that. You could you could eat if your
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: headboard is would you could stay in the new color.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: If it's a fabric, you can get it covered. So
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you're saying he should buy a whole new bed. I
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: think he's gonna have to, Shelly, because he bought this
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: on his self and it's just a damn bed. But
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: you ain't got to buy another bed. You could just
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: our frame, get a full time. You gotta do something.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: It's got a little different. But you're gonna lose this
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: girl right here. And then you stupid and say, what,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta buy another car now because a lot of
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: women been in the car. Why you keep wanting to
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: talk about these lot of women, your dumbain's stupid ass, dude, damn,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: always trying to show what we got. Now you got
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: yourself in the quandary here because this girl who you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: say is special, now she want to be special to
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: you and she don't want to fall in line. Now
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you got to do something about that. Now you ain't
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: got to get a new car. But how you go?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Why you gotta tell her how many been in there?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: You're stupid and you to wrote to the letter and
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: it's on national radio show. You're dumb. You need to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: buy a new car. Big, Yeah, you clothed everything you need.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: You just do now, you his dumb ass. Do she
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: need to buy some new underwear because me and didn't
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: seen that? You don't, boy? All right, we gotta go, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's get to it.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Part two of your response to today's Strawberry letters. Subject
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: this boy this woman he think a special He stupid
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: dude to told this woman who we think is special,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: how many women have been in his bed? Now she
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: don't want to sleep in the bed. Okay, cool, So
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: now you gotta fix this. I think you do have
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: to get another bed or at least a new frame
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: and head board. Probably can keep the mattress, but you
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: got have to flip it. That's the mattress to slip
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: the mat or you could just all you could just
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: buy a Foster care or seal and sew it on
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the mattress, make it look new. Yeah, there's a lot
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: of ways you what you don't have to do. So,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: so Sureley, I want you to be the girl, and
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I want you to ask me questions about women and
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: let me come on, I'm gonna show you how he
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: set himself up. Just ask me anythings. Sure, I'm the
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: young dude trying to impress him young okay, okay, So
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: how many women have been in your bedroom? Would you think? Who? Girl? Oh,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like a last who ain't never good?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Never good? Well, I'm waiting. Hasn't been that man? He's saying,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Joseph said the twins Gray and Hennessy at Garu Lamborghini. Yeah, girl,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: can we can you get back to meet them all?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Because I got I can't come up with all special?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: Has it been that many. You can't think of it?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Stop doing who? Stop? Who? I mean? You know I'm
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: gonna need a couple of days complete the list. Wow,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: well did you sleep with them all in this bad
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: right here? Well, let's see, uh damn, neil, damn about
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: there's one time. Let me see you're going back down? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I have some people up here. What kind of bad
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: is this? Oh this is a bad thing. I'm about
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: to staying about three years. Damn the wo thing out
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: about three years? Had to stay about three years? Yeah,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: bought that twenty year matches. I don't damn near three. Well,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: at least your sheets and everything are you know, are
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: nice and everything looks clean. Don't sit right there? I
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: got clean these sheets. Girl, I'm I'm missing because you know,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I'll be on your all kind of stuff, you know,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: lucle kids only it all on here, jelly water, small cabin? Girl?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Is stuff on here? Well? Do you have another bedroom
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: perhaps with a different bed in it? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I got that, but that there for the kids when
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: the kids come over. Oh nice, Six of the women
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: over here got got kids. Tell me to ask him anything,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: call it what you want to ask. Okay, So all
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: these women that just taking you a few days. So
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: they've all been in your bedroom here at the house.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: You've been getting busy like that. Yeah you in here,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: ain't Yeah, but I'm about to leave. I'm about to leave. Oh,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: you're gonna leave all this hill, all of that. I'm
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: gonna let you have all memories. Yeah, you've been way
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: too busy, my brother. I ain't been too busy. I'm
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: trying to get busy. I mean what you want me
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: to do? Nothing? I want you to do nothing right now,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: wait on you to come around. I ain't know you right,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: you didn't, and now that I know you, I'm out.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: You've only known me for five months. Yeah, where are
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: you going? We don't need hair time. We've broke your
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: look hill, we had time break your bed and good
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: now that's all right. That bed has been broken in
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: you already let us know that. But not this side
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: of the mattress. I flipped it for you, so you're
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: on the new side. Good. You know you like after
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: I've been sleeping on the pillar all night and you're
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: flipping to get the cool side. You know, you're on
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: the cool side of my life. Girl. That's okay, just
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, it's like that though you probably got
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: on some panties. That another dude that seeing you fit
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: about all new drawings, I might have on new panties.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: You don't know what kind of panties I got. Were
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: talking about this mastress. We're talking about this mattress though
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: right now, Well I can't see the panties unless you
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: get on the mattress right back in here working for okay, Steve,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: let j be the girl too good, girl, get real good.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Your ass is just nas okay, and I ain't got
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: time for nashy man use nasty. You're very nasty. I'm
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: mask I'm I'm surprised something may fell off your ass
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: yet because that's just nasty. Well, what's gonna fall off
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: for me? Because you'd have been doing too many things
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: in this bit. I ain't getting a minute hold up?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Draw right here, drawing a nice day? How many in
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: that kind of rubbers in there? That's just straighten nast?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: You know what many columns in this draw and from
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: what I heard, don't nothing. I'm fit, Well, some of
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: them fit. I just ain't get them on in time.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: That went Ke got the kids room him over. Yeah,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: what you ain't to do? With dog my kids out. God, God,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: God bless me with them. I didn't play it on
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: none of them being here for God playing a different
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: time you want me to do, come on, Tommy seconds second. Alright,
• 1:11:13
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• 1:11:19
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• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Coming up in about ten minutes. Things vegans will be
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: saying on the fourth of July. Right, you're listening to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve j and uh,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: you guys are here to tell us things that vegans
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: will be saying that the fourth of July is coming up.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: So and this is gonna be interesting because three of
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: my keys is vegan. Okay, so you'll probably hear a
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: lot of this stuff. Then. I'm a vegan right now.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a vegan all the way up to the before
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: fifteen days before I went to the minery. But I'm
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: rate that meat out on meat days for July's meet days.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, that it will be all you
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: see you do, y'all, remember when there was never a vegan,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: never one new one. Ye vegetarians, but never straight vegan vegetarian.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Everybody ate meat. Here we go. These are things vegans
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: and vegetarians will be saying at the fourth of July.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Steven Steve will kind about it. If you knew
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: what them cheating were eating, you would eat chicken. M hm, Well,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the damn chickens, and so I'm
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: just gonna sing this chicken there. I don't know what
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: they eat, but I know what I'm gonna be eating,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: the chicken slogan. You know. So, So you're just gonna
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: eat meat in front of me? Huh, girl, I eat
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: meet in front of you, behind you, under you, on
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  Speaker 1: top of you. I'm talking to my kids. I don't
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: eating meat when I was paying on him. Damn college tuitions.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Your as ain't gotta pay loans on is one? Is
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: that meat that smell it? Damn show? Is it ain't
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: going I can tell you that Zukini don't have a smell. Yeah,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: you have a grill the tomato, there is no smaller.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Why because it don't be long on the damn grill.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Angry You know how long meet stay in your system
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: A long time, and that's why I won't me. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I put it in. There's another one. If that's
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: got meat in it, then I can't eat it. Yeah,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: but what you're gonna eat then? Because everything got meat
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: in it. Greens got meat in it. I got meat
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: in the damn mac and cheese this year is meat
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: next to all that damn bread we got. We got
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: meat and the meat. I got a cow standing over
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: there in the middle of that grass case. I run
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: out of stupid. Stay ready, I know, I know you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: here just with Steve. Who gave the baby meat? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I gave the baby to meat. Who you think gave
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: the baby meat? Look? How happy to baby looks? Going
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: over there and taking meat from the baby? Washing baby?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Start crying. I gave my grass on the slim jail.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: My daughter had a heart attack? Was he happy? Cray
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: came right back in that office. I gave him another one.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I told you I was a vegan, But you got
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: meat over here? Seriously, seriously, yo yo, And it is
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: the fourth of July, and it seriously and ask your question.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Any of your vegan friends barbecuing because there ain't nothing
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: to barbecue? Why ain't you over there? Damn hot over
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: here y'all trying to smell meat? You think vegans are
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: sad said, yeah, very sad. People. I got another one.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Can we try these vegan hot dogs? Not on this
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: crell you cam on the grill we're putting ea. I know.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: I bought the kids in easy bake oven two years
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: ago for Christmas. Somebody going to basement and get that
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: and they ain't hot dogs? Note to him, Way, I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: just just the one. You haven't seen that video? What
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: the health? Oh? Yeah, yeall saw it? Yes, I saw it.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: I was in a chickens and cows in that video
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: on this green. I was watching it eating me. Yeah, exactly,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? That's exactly. Yeah, the one that always
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: killed me though. But they wanted the greens, but you
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: put meat in there with the ground. Oh no, I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: can't eat those greens. Eat around them? Who want? They
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: don't want to meet anywhere near their food? I did.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: I just asked a vegan, just one simple to question.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Don't you miss fool? Don't you miss being fun? You
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: don't miss that? I mean I'm not mad at their lifestyle,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: you know, but there's with me. Yeah, don't don't yeah,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: don't yeah, and stop going when they cooking meat. That
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: that's all. You don't be good at meat. Bring a lunchbox.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I'll just bring your meal in the container and sit
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: over in the corner. You're gonna be disgruning. But you
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: hear so how much meat are you guys planning to eat?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: This fourth? Oh? Malabs slab labs, bringing my own forking knife.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: You gotta worried about me? Just I stopped again. But
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I missed chicken so much, I really do. You're currently
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: a vegan stopped miss chicken? I see it because the
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: chicken is everywhere? Yeah, it is and and everything. You're right,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: you don't want no Popeye's jay, I do. That's what
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm having a wow. So what is that
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: like for you? J? What what are you eating? Um?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Just vegetarian stuff, that's about it, you know, But I
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: don't understand a fat vegetarian. That's kind of Oh, I
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: know one. I'm not talking about you, J. I'm talking
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: about I just don't know fat. All right, listen, we
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  Speaker 1: taking a week or even a few days out of
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  Speaker 1: the office for vacation can certainly put anyone in a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: good mood. Right. We all love to take our vacation time.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: But it turns out, yeah, but it turns out that
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: all those positive effects of a few days without work,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: they don't actually last long. Okay, Unfortunately, for quite a
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  Speaker 1: few people, those positive effects are fleeting. In fact, the
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  Speaker 1: as soon as they return to work vacation right exactly,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: while say they only last a few days. Now. Of course,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: not everyone returns from vacation relaxed and rejuvenated, because people
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: tend to work on vacation more than they planned. So, Steve,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you. Would you say you return
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: to work after vacation with a better attitude? Are you
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: more motivated and productive? Do you have a hard definitely? Oh,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: you are okay because you take a long vacation. Yeah,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: you're ready to come back, and it sounds rested when
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's not true. You're not ready to come back.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: You just have to vacation, vacation permanently in a heartbeat.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Oh well, yeah, wouldn't. Yeah, but do you have a
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: hard time relaxing, you know, coming down when you first
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: get on vacation. I know, I do. It takes me minute,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: do you miss us? Never? Yeah, it takes me four
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: days to disconnect to get into to really get it.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: It used to take me a week, but now I've
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: gotten better at it's only gonna take me two days
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: this year because I've already started leaving him. Yeah, you're gone,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: You're not even here right now, you're going right, already
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: just left. You're on vacation, so you'll be relaxing no time.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: As soon as I get there. Where are you going
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: this year? Same place I go every year? Show? Gonna
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  Speaker 1: go see some of the things. We have friends in
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: places now that live there, and we come oh really okay,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: rich friends always like friends. Yeah, that's they flocked together. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: you know my friends at the mall in the food court.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: I love when he had a Rose Royce, but he
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: didn't have a Rose Roys life style. If you see
• 1:22:09
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• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: the game, Where were you going to seven and eleven Chicken?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I'm a dollar storey Okay. The other day, my wife
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: and I were going on our anniversary trip. So when
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: we got through taping Family Feud Friday night, the anniversary
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: was Sunday, so I took away for a couple of days.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: Cliff picks us up, I'll driver picks go to the house,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: gets Marjorie comes to the set and picked me up.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: When I get through take the makeup off. I get
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: in the car. We're in the wrong car. We just
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: to celebrate starts celebrating our anniversary. We're gonna stop at
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Fat Burger. Okay, we pull up in the park a lot.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: There's no drive through. We pull up in the parking
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: lot and we're trying to park. The eyes that was
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: on us. They can't see in a car. But people
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: are gonna people in the subway. He was looking out, going,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: who the hell trying to back in this? We pull up,
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  Speaker 1: Cliff get out to go inside to get the fat burger.
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  Speaker 1: He called a head so they can start ordering. We're
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  Speaker 1: sitting there, people just walking by, just looking at the car.
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  Speaker 1: We wrong, like two left shops, sitting up in here.
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie says Steve. I don't think this was a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, we're here now. When you want me
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  Speaker 1: to tell Cliff forget it, let's go, she said, no,
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  Speaker 1: I want the fat Burger because she hadn't never handed
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  Speaker 1: fat burger before. It was her first fat burger. So
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  Speaker 1: we in a Rose Royce in Fat Burger in the
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  Speaker 1: parking lot of the Fat Burger with a laundry matt
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  Speaker 1: next or subway right there. That keeps you humble, humble? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't it That burger was good, though, wasn't Boy? Did
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  Speaker 1: Marjorie like it? She said, Step, I never she stopped
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  Speaker 1: driven by, but it sounded like it wasn't good. It
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  Speaker 1: was called fat burger, fat burger good. Yeah, but that
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  Speaker 1: ain't Oh yeah, I agree with that especially now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I agree with that especially now. What happened, Well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, since we've been gone and been back in
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  Speaker 1: and out Burger's tastes different to me now. I knew
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  Speaker 1: in out burger wasn't good when I saw all skinny
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  Speaker 1: people coming up. But I don't care where you go.
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  Speaker 1: It's always a line around the block and an out burger.
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  Speaker 1: But they're a little different to me now than they were.
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  Speaker 1: Like five guys. I like five guys, and I like
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  Speaker 1: their fries. I like five guys. Have five guys? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they everywhere I ain't seen. Oh yeah, they they haven't y. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you should take the rolls out again and you know,
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  Speaker 1: try to find where do you go you go see
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  Speaker 1: a five guy? Right? Where do you turn and see
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  Speaker 1: a five guy? Get the burger time? Please? All right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the sea Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: A question right quick? Yes, of course, fellas. What about
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: have y'all ever had a girl that just did way
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  Speaker 1: too much for you? Was damn me scared of Yes? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I stop? Man stop, I as like what Steve? I mean? Man,
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  Speaker 1: they just be man in that showing you all the
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  Speaker 1: stuff they're knowing. Man, just too much. Get your tongue
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  Speaker 1: on my belly button. A girl is freakier than you. Yeah,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: then that's too much. But but but the time, and
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  Speaker 1: it's too wrong for you. Get adjusted to what we're
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: trying to do. Chet flipped and started something else. That's key.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, yeah, all is here? You reaching under
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  Speaker 1: the bed? What is that? Bob White? Wit? Wait? What's
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  Speaker 1: in that? Unlocking it? Scared? Here? You're sitting the open up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah here you got a mask on? What you Oh,
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  Speaker 1: somebody that's finding a place that is not sexy at all?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you in my arm pit?
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  Speaker 1: Why is you in there? What is your doing that? Here?
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  Speaker 1: What is you doing? Yeah? What is you're doing? Yeah? White?
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  Speaker 1: Me in my arm pit? Yeah? So do you say
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  Speaker 1: that while it's happening. Hell yeah, I'm just asking and
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  Speaker 1: then they move on to some else. You ain't another head,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: my heel, this girl just landing on my kneekeeck. Way
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  Speaker 1: too freaking working, damn. You know, like I'm used to
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: giving orders, but then put your leg up there for what?
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  Speaker 1: Hen When I put my leg up, I ain't got
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: no grip. Yeah against me? And shut up, little boy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: shut your hands up. I've been placed somewhere. Why is
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: my face up against the glass? I'm looking out fight
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  Speaker 1: okay what I ain't gonna beat too many people? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, when you see I showed me. I showed.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you again, never see. But have
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  Speaker 1: you seen them back out in public? How do they
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  Speaker 1: treat me back out in public? I've seen him she
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  Speaker 1: over there winking and stuff. You quick winking and you
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  Speaker 1: might as well put some sunglass. But you're crazy if
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  Speaker 1: that was good for you. Yeah, I think, Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: so funny to see him back out of the pub.
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  Speaker 1: I love and you was right. I'll just be wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen them all out in public. And you
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  Speaker 1: know with her girlfriend and the giggling they was to do.
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  Speaker 1: The laughing. Yeah, I knew it about that was too
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  Speaker 1: much though I wasn't that bad. Like that scene in
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Boomerang with girl, it's too much laughing. Now you've been
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: slapped though, you've been slapped, right, Market's Graham. Yeah, you're
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: slapped the taste out your mind slap and then slapping kids. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm confused. You been through some stuff something.
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  Speaker 1: I see why you ain't getting married? Right, man? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing sexy? Man, it's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: At thirty three after the hour, you're listening to Steve
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, So Steve, no, you were asking
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: the guys about relationships and hook ups and stuff. But
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: let's hear that. But when we ain't asked the real question,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: have y'all done it? What you know? Women now they
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: don't know what? Get them to say nothing nothing? Are
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: you crazy? Have y'all slept? Somebody kissed him right after that?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Have y'all done? Now? Hold him listening to this. I
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: had a girl so fake one time. She just holly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I ain't even done nothing. We ain't there should
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  Speaker 1: have been looking out as closed your squareming. Oh my god,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. What Yeah, yeah, it happened.
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  Speaker 1: I had a girl take a shower. She come out
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, steam everywhere, but she on all fours, crawling
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  Speaker 1: towards What the hell it's going on? Yeah, I had
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: to get out of it. Steam coming out the bathroom
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: and then she come out the steam on all four.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't nothing sexy about this. You went you went
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  Speaker 1: in it was clean. No, she went in walking shertan.
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  Speaker 1: You come out on the foe you possessed. That was
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: the hell I'm thinking. She was clean. Eastern Airlines was open.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: I dated this flight attendant right, and I went by
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  Speaker 1: that because I was performed me. I go by there,
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  Speaker 1: and her habit was she whatever she did, she just
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  Speaker 1: left the dope. So she went to the bathroom. She
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  Speaker 1: just left the door. I'm not there with you, right dog.
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  Speaker 1: I love my wife, But my wife closed her dough
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  Speaker 1: thank you. I got to shut my door. Man, we
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have what No, drake close your door. I burned them,
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  Speaker 1: damn faith off. I got to shut my go to
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  Speaker 1: shut my I got windows in my bathroom that opened
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  Speaker 1: at the bottom top and open like dough man that
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  Speaker 1: toilets and let me ask you sometime I'll call y'all
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: on toilets at the chateau. Uh toilet. I will give
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: you a new term. So when you're talking to you,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: those are called water closets. I need that. Yeah, I'm
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: gonna water because you like throwing out that court of stuff. Yeah,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: accepted water closets. I'm sorry, jackets in the water closet
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  Speaker 1: right now. You can't say momentarily, I forgot. You can't
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: tell anyone that she's in the water closet. Yes, he will,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: that's her business. Great, Tim, I'm gonna get first because
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: you can't say it right well, I'm gonna tell him
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: she is sure in the latest world or anything, but
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: that's the unavailable and huh just say she can't she's
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: indisposed right now? Yeah, alright, alright, coming up, it's Steve
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to miss it.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: At forty nine after the hour, you're listening to the
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we are, last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day. We've had a good day to day.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Friday, everyone, Yeah, enjoy your weekend and everything. Steve
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  Speaker 1: and Jay, you wanted to say happy birthday to a
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  Speaker 1: very special Happy birthday to Sandra Charleston. She turned seventies
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  Speaker 1: six today. That's your girlfriend? Who is that? Jay? Who
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  Speaker 1: is related? Happy birthday to Sandra Charleston eighty three today.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's great. We're happy about that. Tommy kind of
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  Speaker 1: old boy, Tommy, Tommy focus half of that almost anthony
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  Speaker 1: and slowing. I know how to handle a book fifty
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: one and slowing. I don't do age jokes on this show. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let me know when you're ready. I'm ready. All right,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: here we go. Steve's closing remarks, Well, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: something for people to think about a lot of times,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: especially single moms. But I think this is for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: But I want single moms to think about this too,
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  Speaker 1: especially because all of us at times that are parental
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  Speaker 1: business owners or leaders or whatever we are head or family, however,
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  Speaker 1: we pour so much into others that we oftentimes forget
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  Speaker 1: about selves, and you're doing a disservice to yourself. Not
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  Speaker 1: always snaps great for everybody else that you are so
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: giving and understanding and sharing and caring and all encompassing
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  Speaker 1: and nurturing of all these people in your life. But soon,
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  Speaker 1: and very soon, you will find that you will need
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  Speaker 1: the same thing that you just keep giving to everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: And you gotta look up, and you're gonna realize that
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  Speaker 1: you are the far and away most giving person. That
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: you are, the far and aways the most sharing person,
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  Speaker 1: the most understanding, the one that's always trying to make
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  Speaker 1: something convenient for others. And then when it's your turn,
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  Speaker 1: when it's your time to get that same thing, some
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  Speaker 1: of these people you you you don't know where to
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  Speaker 1: get it from. It's almost like you keep providing relief
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  Speaker 1: for so many others, but there's none for you. So
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking to you about this today is simple. Everybody,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you to be lazy. I'm not telling
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  Speaker 1: you to stop working. I'm not. I'm telling you everybody
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  Speaker 1: has got to have some me time. Everybody has got
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  Speaker 1: to do something that's just for you. It's the only
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  Speaker 1: way that you can recharge the battery that's being drained
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  Speaker 1: so drastically by all the people that you've been giving caring, sharing,
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  Speaker 1: and nurtury. If you don't stop for you every now
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: and then to charge of your battery, these other people
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  Speaker 1: unknowingly will drain you until the battery is dead. You
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  Speaker 1: can't leave the lights on in your car all night
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  Speaker 1: long and go outside and expect the car to thought.
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  Speaker 1: That's a battery. We are just like batteries. You can't
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  Speaker 1: lead the lights on all the time and keep expecting
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  Speaker 1: that car to keep starting. You gotta turn them lights off.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you got to pull up to the gas station. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to take that car in for just
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: a tune up. Sometime that car got to go in
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  Speaker 1: for repairs. But at one point in time, if you
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  Speaker 1: keep running that car, you gotta do something for the car.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: You can't just be the transportation to all the games,
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  Speaker 1: all the events and never stop time and take yourself somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but guess what. Those people will be fine
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: if you go away for two days. Those people will
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  Speaker 1: be fine if you take a day off. Well, don't
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: look like you're going to your little event today, son,
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  Speaker 1: because you know why, because mom, I'm gonna take a
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  Speaker 1: break today, or you know what, I'm not cooking today.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all go in there and find yourself something to eat.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna sit there. Install take some time out
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  Speaker 1: for yourself to recharge your battery before you mess around,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: and you no good to anybody, to them all yourself
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: and what I'm saying to you is not a selfish
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  Speaker 1: closing remark. It's a closing remark that people need to
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  Speaker 1: hear from time to time. And you know where I'm
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: talking to right now, I'm talking to myself, because man,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: I just keep giving and giving and giving and giving
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: and given. I just need some time for me every
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: now and then, some me time. My wife and I
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: were having a discussion about this the other day. She says, Steve,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: I get it. You're absolutely right. I get it. All
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  Speaker 1: of you. You need some time to yourself. Everybody has
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  Speaker 1: to do it. I don't care how many people counting
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  Speaker 1: on you. I don't care how many people need you.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna be able to count on you. If
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  Speaker 1: you drain the battley. You have got to give yourself sometime.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: Doesn't make you wrong, doesn't make you selfish. As a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, Really, if you look at it, those
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: people that Dad's not saying, Hey, you know what, you
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: need some time off of Hey you should just chill
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: the day. Hey, I got it. I'm cooking today. Hey mom,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just get uber to this event today. Hey,
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: look I'm gonna take a break. Mom, wa don't you
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: take it easy, dad, Why don't you take it easy?
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: They're just chill man. I got it. I'll go out here.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: I get myself over here. They don't say that, they don't.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: They don't even know how. They just keep wanting take
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: some time out for yourself, recharge your battley. Everybody will appreciate.
• 1:40:52
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