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Veterans Day, Weekend Review, Church Complaints, Thanksgiving Rules and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: move like theming bus bus things. And it's true. Good
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  Speaker 1: at Steve has listening to mother for ste Barby, I
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  Speaker 1: don't join joining me. Have you gotta turn ing the
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turn them out, got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out, to turn the water the water. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your baby at it? Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on now, dig me want and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: what radio show man? What you're doing with it? Trying
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  Speaker 1: to do the very very best I can with it?
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  Speaker 1: I really am. You know I get tired sometimes on
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  Speaker 1: my journey. I'm not gonna kid you. UM. Trying to
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  Speaker 1: make something about yourself is a task. UM. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to attempt to do something and and and understand
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  Speaker 1: going in that that. If the thing you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: do is to improve yourself, to better your position, to
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  Speaker 1: better your relationship, your family, anything, you're trying to be
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  Speaker 1: a better you. You're trying to make more money, you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get it together, you're trying to change if
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  Speaker 1: any of those things are in your hopes and dreams.
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  Speaker 1: Know this right here, you are about to face some challenges.
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  Speaker 1: But you might as well go ahead anyway and face
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  Speaker 1: those challenges, because if you don't, you have a whole
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  Speaker 1: other set of challenges to face. You know, it's a
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  Speaker 1: it's a It's an amazing thing. Man, How people sit
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  Speaker 1: around and they watch other people strike out to become successful.
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  Speaker 1: They sit in the stands watching these people play out
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  Speaker 1: these games, and they and they and they criticize, They boo,
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  Speaker 1: they laugh at their efforts and everything, and they talk
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  Speaker 1: about the fairies. He missed that game when it shot. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: he sucked. Man, he did this. He ain't worth that.
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  Speaker 1: I hear people who sit in stands who criticize people
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  Speaker 1: who are out there on the playing field. Now, when
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  Speaker 1: you're on the plane, feel you have a set of
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  Speaker 1: challenges in front of you. You're going to be open
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  Speaker 1: to criticism. You're going to be open to ridicule. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to be talked about when you don't know the
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  Speaker 1: people who are talking about you. Now, here's the upside
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  Speaker 1: to being the player on the field that's facing all
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  Speaker 1: the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing, the joke to being
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  Speaker 1: talked about. He has something going for him. This person, boy, woman, child, girl,
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  Speaker 1: man has an opportunity to win. They have an opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to win. And then the game of life. Just because
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  Speaker 1: you lose one of the games, or you lose one
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  Speaker 1: of the matches, it don't mean you've lost. You don't
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  Speaker 1: get put out. You keep playing. And when you playing,
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  Speaker 1: here's the upside. You have the opportunity to win. And
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  Speaker 1: but guess what, You're gonna win some of the matches.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna win some of the points. You're gonna make
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  Speaker 1: some of the dunks. You're gonna hit some of them
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  Speaker 1: over the wall. You're gonna hit some of them out
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  Speaker 1: the park. You're gonna score some goals. You will if
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  Speaker 1: you're playing the game. Here's the problem with the people
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  Speaker 1: who don't face the criticism, who nobody boos or cheers for,
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  Speaker 1: who sits in the stands and knows neither victory nor defeat.
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  Speaker 1: Those people, without realizing it, are facing a set of
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  Speaker 1: challenges also. And the challenges they're facing is how I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna live with myself? What I'm gonna do now? What
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  Speaker 1: direction am I going in? Where am I gonna live?
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  Speaker 1: Wonder what job will hire me, Wonder if I can
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  Speaker 1: get paid for criticize. Oh woe is me? I can't
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  Speaker 1: find the purpose in my life. And man, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: waking up in a state of confusion. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what to do. Now, let me ask you something which
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  Speaker 1: one of them said, of challenges you rather be faced with.
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  Speaker 1: Because if I'm on the flow playing, if I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the field playing, if I'm out on the court playing,
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  Speaker 1: then guess what I got a chance at winning? But
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  Speaker 1: guess what I'm doing every day while I'm playing. I'm strategizing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm waking up with a purpose. I'm waking up trying
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  Speaker 1: to come up with another angle. I'm in pursuit of
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  Speaker 1: a goal every single day. Versus the people in the
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  Speaker 1: stands who know neither victory nor defeat. Get in the game.
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  Speaker 1: Face the challenges. Better yourself, better your wife, better your children,
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  Speaker 1: better your condition, better your employment status, better your job,
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  Speaker 1: better your career. Take a shot. Come on, man, what
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  Speaker 1: you're waiting on? Because the alternative is to watch other
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  Speaker 1: people play the game? You know? And I just do
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes Sometimes I just I get Forbes magazine or Money magazine,
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  Speaker 1: or sometimes I still grab a copy of rob Report.
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  Speaker 1: I just flipped through it just to see get I
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  Speaker 1: used to get these this book called Unique Homes. Unique
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  Speaker 1: Homes is a magazine that just has a lot of
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  Speaker 1: extravagant houses that's on sale across the country, across the world.
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  Speaker 1: I used to just flip through. Man, let me just see, man,
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  Speaker 1: what the people that's playing the game out there doing.
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  Speaker 1: Stop watching other people become successful when you could very
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  Speaker 1: easily be you if you make the decision. But when
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  Speaker 1: you make the decision to become successful, get ready for
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  Speaker 1: a series of challenges. I think it's more difficult not
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  Speaker 1: to accept the challenge. I think it's for me. This
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  Speaker 1: is just for me. It may not be the case
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  Speaker 1: for you. For me, I think it's far more difficult
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  Speaker 1: to wake up and just see how life gonna go today,
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  Speaker 1: because man, it could just deal you any kind of
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  Speaker 1: hand today. You understand, I don't like, you know, spades.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's talk a card game, folks, the game of spades. Really, man,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't a whole lot you can do if you
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  Speaker 1: don't get no spades. Really, it's a little couple of
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  Speaker 1: little strategies you've gotta do. But you can have all
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  Speaker 1: this age, keen queen, diamond all you want, but man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got no spades. They're cutting them. You're in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Be it whist. Different game. You can create what's in
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  Speaker 1: your hand. You got dealt a hand too, But you
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  Speaker 1: can create a hand. You can call a trump. You
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  Speaker 1: can make diamonds your space age. You can make hard
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  Speaker 1: to clubs your spades. That's what I'm saying. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it is. You can do something with it. It's a
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  Speaker 1: different game, man, you can strategize. I would rather have
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  Speaker 1: a say so in my life than to wake up
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  Speaker 1: every day and just see how it's going. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's more difficult to not accept the challenge to be
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  Speaker 1: something than it is to accept the challenge to be something.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's more difficult to sit around and not
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  Speaker 1: be nothing. I think it's harder to watch everybody's life
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  Speaker 1: going somewhere but mine. I think it would be very
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  Speaker 1: difficult for me to sit here and hear them talking
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  Speaker 1: about other people and never mentioned my name. I would
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  Speaker 1: be difficult for me to see everybody rise and getting
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  Speaker 1: promotions accept me. That would be difficult for me. It
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  Speaker 1: may not be for you, but for me, it would
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  Speaker 1: be quite challenging. I would rather accept the challenge of
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  Speaker 1: making something out of my life than to sit there
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  Speaker 1: and criticize those and then watch and see how my
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  Speaker 1: life just may go. Okay, just a thought today you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, man I have your attention please to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Morning Show is in full effect. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: the cradle birthplace of mankind. They have proven scientifically that
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  Speaker 1: the first human being was here in Botswanna. That's a
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  Speaker 1: everybody else might as well, because this is where we
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  Speaker 1: are from. Ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show in
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  Speaker 1: full effect. Shelley Strawberry, Well, good morning, Good morning in Botswana.
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  Speaker 1: Well call is off today, so let's just get to it.
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  Speaker 1: Junior board morning us over from by Swanna. Oh day,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm excited, man, I'm full of life. Nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yah, Uncle Steve across the water by Swanna. Top
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  Speaker 1: top baby just uh in the words a little Duval Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, But I mean in the exact words radio version,
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  Speaker 1: not the radio version of Little Duval boy from boy. So, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you something? What you got? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you the highlight of my day? Uh, My sons
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  Speaker 1: uh have been in meetings with me for two days, right,
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  Speaker 1: two oldest sons. I'm walking to the bathroom and I
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  Speaker 1: told my son, I said, hey, man, one of the
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  Speaker 1: highlights of my life is to have my sons working
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  Speaker 1: by my side. He said, Dad, we love working with you.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get it together and help you carry some
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  Speaker 1: of this. Oh. I said, man, what he said, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it together and help you carry some of this.
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  Speaker 1: That's heart man, I said, cool man, oh man, Man.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're at that age, well, they can pick up
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  Speaker 1: and carry some of this load. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You have great kids, your son, great man all day.
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  Speaker 1: That was a highlight of my day, made my day.
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  Speaker 1: That would have made mine too, Steve. So I completely, man,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna help you carry some of this. Man, Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Please so bad Well, I want to set this down
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  Speaker 1: so bad, and I won't just rope around my throat.
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  Speaker 1: I got to rope around my waist tied to my
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  Speaker 1: throat and both my ankles, and I'm pulling this wagon
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  Speaker 1: up here. I shall appreciate it. But isn't that every
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  Speaker 1: father's dream though, for his son to um? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, father, that's that's about you know, doing it
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  Speaker 1: is mine. But at the same time, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: want them to have their own life and go their
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  Speaker 1: own direction and cut their own path, you know. But
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  Speaker 1: if your path coincides with the one your father's owned,
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  Speaker 1: inn Wow, cool, greatness. All right, we'll coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour, we'll do our weekend review,
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  Speaker 1: find out what everybody did over the weekend. That's coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two after right after this. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys, So time now for weekend review. Um,
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  Speaker 1: we heard a little bit from you, Steve about what
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  Speaker 1: you did over the weekend. You can tell us more.
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  Speaker 1: We got Tommy, we got Junior. All I did was
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  Speaker 1: go see Sent the movie with Angelina Jolie. So what's
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  Speaker 1: your name of Maleficent? What do that mean? It's another one? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's two. This one is I think Mistress of Evil
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  Speaker 1: or something. You know, it's a sleeping beauty story style. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: she got pricked in her finger and fell asleep and
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  Speaker 1: the prince kiss woke her up, you know, a kiss
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  Speaker 1: from the Prince. Oh it's like a Disney movie. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little scary, especially for kids. But yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: would you do finished talents for kids like that? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not animated. It's not animated like a toy story
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  Speaker 1: or you know, one of the real like Frozen or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. Oh, but it's a Disney movie though. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's h Angelina Jolie she's in It's Jamie Fox is
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  Speaker 1: in it. No Angelina, Angelina Joe Lee just opened the door.
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  Speaker 1: They said, Jamie Fox is That's why I got there.
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  Speaker 1: He just gave me the highlight of my dame. And
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  Speaker 1: then he turns right around and kills it. That damn
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  Speaker 1: Jason just tame the Jordan said, Jamie Fox is in
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  Speaker 1: the movie. So I say, Jamie Fox is in it,
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  Speaker 1: and y'all going get that, this is who help my son?
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  Speaker 1: Just trying to carry some of this. And then but
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  Speaker 1: but he makes the announcement and walks out the radio
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  Speaker 1: studio like he got he said something. Let me give
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  Speaker 1: my daddy some information. You ain't carry it, you dropping.
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  Speaker 1: But Jamie Fox is going to be in a movie
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  Speaker 1: coming up. I think it's called Justice and Mercy or
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  Speaker 1: something with Michael B. Jordans. Oh my god, awesome movie.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to miss for sure. We don't want to. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You don't want to miss him.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't caught up. What that's that? Godfather whoa for
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  Speaker 1: wit occurs. It's such the truth and everything he does.
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  Speaker 1: But this right here though, that ain't on Netflix, though,
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  Speaker 1: is it? Ye hooked up while I got Netflix. But
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  Speaker 1: over here it's like, you know, they showed a Canelo
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  Speaker 1: fight this show or everything. Man, I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: something I'm gonna do, and I'm gonna keep doing saying
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  Speaker 1: it till I do it. I'm gonna organize a trip
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  Speaker 1: to Africa for African Americans to come and experience what
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  Speaker 1: I've grown to love. I want other Africa. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sponsor a trip. I'm not gonna make money
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  Speaker 1: off of. It's not like an event. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 1: through the board of tourism. I'm just gonna make it
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  Speaker 1: as economically feasible as I possibly can. And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: visit three countries, and the three countries that I think
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  Speaker 1: would have the most impact on African Americans if they
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  Speaker 1: come and see it, because you can see the full
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  Speaker 1: spectrum of Africa. And I think I'm working on that
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  Speaker 1: right now. So stay tuned because when I come to
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  Speaker 1: years will not be a money money may con venture
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  Speaker 1: for me. It is. It is a gift. I want
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  Speaker 1: to formulate a gift and I'm working with their tourism
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  Speaker 1: boards over here to to make that happen. It's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a really trip of a lifetime and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you like over a year's notice, you know, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that people can put their money together. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And to get my mind right because you know, traveling
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  Speaker 1: long distances in plane, well, surely you're not coming. I
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  Speaker 1: have grown. We were back in the plane up one
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  Speaker 1: time and then I heard I heard excuse me, and
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  Speaker 1: then the plane pulled back up to the gate and
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me, Shirley. They had pull the plane
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  Speaker 1: back up to the gate. Yeah, to let Shirley off. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: what because she decided she just couldn't do it? Junior, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I know that's not it now, Steve. I didn't just
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  Speaker 1: make a decision like that, you know. I coustrophobia. I yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really really badly, and especially in planes and in elevators
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. And yeah, I had trouble flying for a
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  Speaker 1: long time. But our job, you know, we had to
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  Speaker 1: fly so much and travel so much for our job
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  Speaker 1: until I had to get over it. I mean it
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  Speaker 1: took a lot, you know, And I'm I've done very
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  Speaker 1: well of late. It still bothers me from time to time,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean, it's custrophobia, Steve. It's not like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just made a decision. Flight thirty thirty
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  Speaker 1: back at the gate. Do you guys watch the pull
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  Speaker 1: back up to the gate? Oh that's right, Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but it is hard. Yeah, when you're backing out and
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you pull him back forth. But
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  Speaker 1: we were backing up and turned. We're like bag straight
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  Speaker 1: up and bag straight to the runway. Yeah. Do Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had an anxiety attack. I was hyperventive. Man, Shirley
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  Speaker 1: can't walk up past me. I went, what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one a lot of people, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: But she ignoring the last time I flew coach Sharley.
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  Speaker 1: But she gonna keep her eyes straight. She gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: her eyes straight and just keep going. Buy all that
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  Speaker 1: was years ago, years ago. Tom. She ain't saying nothing
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  Speaker 1: to neither one of y'all. Big eye contact, don't me
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  Speaker 1: And Tim is sitting there going what doing. I had
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  Speaker 1: to get on, Hurley, you can't do that no more?
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  Speaker 1: What you all shut That was prior. I know you
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  Speaker 1: hear me, all right, listen, coming up, it is Monday.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Reverend Motown digging death jam in the building with church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: That's coming up right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Guys and Entertainment News, Kanye West and the news again
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: he is serious about running for president in twenty twenty four. Also,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Miss Anna's standing by. She's gonna get us cut up
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: on all today's Natural News. All of that happened back
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  Speaker 1: from Jed Duty. Oh yeah, all of that happening at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. But right now it is Monday,
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  Speaker 1: yes it is, And Reverend Motown taken death jam in
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  Speaker 1: the building with today's church complaints got him. He would
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  Speaker 1: go today as we gavel in this monument to us occasion,
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  Speaker 1: we prospertarily wishing all almost men difficus times sat at
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  Speaker 1: one almost men difficus times. Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Just let's keep it moving all right. Where you don't
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  Speaker 1: know is because of your education level holds it or
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  Speaker 1: let's not expose it by questioning the aura talk all right,
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  Speaker 1: everybody ain't got to know what you don't know. Let's
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  Speaker 1: you say what you don't know? How now you said
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  Speaker 1: something right that man? Oh that right? We are here
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  Speaker 1: for church complaints. Let it begin alright, pastor, we have
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  Speaker 1: an issue here. I brother Thaddeus Ratcliff, I got beat
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  Speaker 1: up and Popeyes on Saturday night. He made it out
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  Speaker 1: with two black eyes, a spring risk and a dislocated
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  Speaker 1: hip and two chicken sandwiches. He wants the deacons to
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  Speaker 1: go back with him to morrow and get revenged, but
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  Speaker 1: the deacons are afraid the road with him. He won't
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  Speaker 1: you to make the deacon's goal. That's your call, now,
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  Speaker 1: that's your cow. Well, it depends on what deacon he
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  Speaker 1: wants to you. Now that's true. Oh, brother, brother Demo
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  Speaker 1: is the deacon I record man, because Demo need to
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  Speaker 1: be more of a Christian and he ain't Brother Demo,
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  Speaker 1: so I would see Brother Demo down now, m and
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  Speaker 1: brother oh wik softless wick softless because they called him
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  Speaker 1: that because every time he tried to punch you, he
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  Speaker 1: tried to punch you into the esophagus. I think you
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  Speaker 1: take him through down there, get all the revenge he
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  Speaker 1: won't you can get. You take them to that, I understand. Uh, now,
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  Speaker 1: help me with this pass. But the cheating Ministry is
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  Speaker 1: having a seminar on how to punch yourself in the
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  Speaker 1: eye and damage your retina so it can't be used
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  Speaker 1: to open your iPhone while you are sleep, all right?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Do that? They want the church to cover the insurance
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  Speaker 1: on this seminar. That's your cow pass. Well, we're not
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  Speaker 1: doing that, Deacon M. If you're using face recognition to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: open your phone, yeah, yeah, and your wife is using
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  Speaker 1: it on you while you are asleep. We do not
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: recommend punching yourself each night to disfigure yourself so she
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: can't open your phone while you sleep. We're going through
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: far to church now right then to stop punching yourself
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  Speaker 1: into the face that night so your face recognition, don't
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you ye? Well? And he is the cheating ministry path.
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  Speaker 1: They just some things they're working with, that's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: They just bringing it to you. Here's another ministry. The
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  Speaker 1: ugly ministry says Halloween is only one day out of
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  Speaker 1: the year, and they don't get the feel that they
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  Speaker 1: get to feel good. They want another day. The Ugly
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  Speaker 1: March is scheduled for this coming Saturday. Your call on
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: spotlighting another day for them? Pastor Well, if the ugly
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  Speaker 1: ministry it's sad because Halloween is only one day. Let's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: see we could you do? WHOA, what's a good day? Man?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Presidente Day might be a good day for none of
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  Speaker 1: them old white men? Is cute, It's true. Ask people
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  Speaker 1: on the money. I'll tell you that. Even on the quarter,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta go with them. Who yeah, uh, what about
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  Speaker 1: Columbus Day passed because we squeeze him in now? No,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: so Columbus Day? Du well, you Colombus Day because why
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  Speaker 1: he got a day an wait for doing something he
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  Speaker 1: didn't do that. Yeah, maybe that's a good day for
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  Speaker 1: ugly people. You ugly wouldn't buy your doing discover your
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: ugly Yeah yeah, all right, Well, I let you figure
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  Speaker 1: out what day we're gonna give them, but I let
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  Speaker 1: them know we're gonna give him another day other than Halloween.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Let's keep it moving. I mister Dumas and Rachel Bailey
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  Speaker 1: accidentally woe each other's wigs yesterday. The trades he had
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  Speaker 1: on hug wig and see it had on his two
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  Speaker 1: pay The congregation laughed at them yesterday. And they're asking
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  Speaker 1: the church to pay their light because they can't see
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  Speaker 1: when they getting dressed in the morning. The dumbest complained,
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  Speaker 1: I saw him at service and one had the wig on,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the other had the two pay on. You know. The
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: strangest thing though, or digon mm hmm. I was perfectly
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: fine with him. I couldn't tell the difference, okay, you
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you you when that woman with that two pay on,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you couldn't tell the difference she. I thought he was
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  Speaker 1: hurt and hut with him. But he had a He
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: got a mustache in the bed, pasted it and had it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you didn't hold on the deacon.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Only if you look close, she does have facial hall.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't that dog in there. You can't feel mother,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: all right, pastor brace yourself and this one now they
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: don't mean no hum, brother, take and brother Malice Yoba
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  Speaker 1: are shooting a movie called It Was Just That Once. Uh.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: They are asking, they are asking for the church to
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  Speaker 1: how to throw the pre me a party. That's on
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you pass if you want to do it. And now
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't for bringing that in. I'm gonna say no. Coom,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that's best entertainment and national news right after the things
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: out passing sings out. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, So in today's trending entertainment news,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Kanye West is at it again. He has revealed his
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: plans to change his name and run for president. At
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: an annual innovation festival, Kanye made a surprise appearance on
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a panel discussion with a head designer of Yeasy footwear.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Kanye declared, quote, Yeasy is the Apple of apparel. Get
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: it as an Apple product and things like that. Okay, Kanye,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: what was that? Jay? Kanye? Check this out. Though Kanye
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: did take offense when the crowd laughed at his political
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: ambitions quote Kanye said, when I run for president in
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: two twenty twenty four, and I witness reported that the
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: audience went silent after Kanye shot back, what y'all laughing
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: at we want Kanye as president. We want Trump as president.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Well you know, no, we don't, Okay, Doe, We're making
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: his case almost for him. You know, he see Kanye
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: do something great, like the church stuff, and then the
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: next statement, you hear him doing something. What the hell?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: It's just she's not consistent. Yeah, yeah, it's I think
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: it's consistently inconsistently consistent one or the other. You do
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: something great, then go sit with Trump right and call
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: it daddy, and where the hurt? And yeah. So anyways,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: so Kanye said, when I run for president in twenty
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: twenty four, uh, and then the audience started laughing, and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Kanye was like, what y'all laughing at? He then glared
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: at the crowd for an uncomfortably long period of time.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: When Kanye runs for president in twenty twenty four, his
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: new legal name name may not even fit on the ballot.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Kanye believes he's the greatest artist of human existence. So
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: to go along with that confidence, Wait a minute, wait
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: for it, He's considered legally changing his name too. You
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: guys ready for this one. Christian genius billionaire Kanye West,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: drop the mine, Christian Jenius billion Kanye West, Kanye that
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not clicking my vote for that. And that ain't Kanye,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: that's Joel Ostein. What the hell is he doing? Back?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: This is my bible? But hold on, yes, Steve, you
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: say when he said that and said, who y'all laughing
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: at then Kanye glass at the crowd for an what
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: ain't we had just been too glad? And yeah, I'm
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: staring right back at you. I know how to look
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: back at you. I put my right here on my
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: right shoulder and be looking dad at you. Yeah, was
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: exactly Steve, but it said for an uncomfortable His name
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: is Chris Christian billionaires genius billionaire Kanye West. So all
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: that when he runs in twenty four, if he runs,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that will be on the battle so you that's his
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: new name. He's considering changing his name. But you want
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: me to vote for you while you put your money
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: in my face? Can you stick fooling a something? Kristenius
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: billionaire West? All right? Uh, Steve? Time time for today.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Trump is like the father I never had. Trump. Don't
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: wan't no black kids take us to Oh you talking
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: about Trump is like the father I never You don't
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: want no black kid? Keep being the wall up to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: keep the Latino kids out away from their parents. Yeah, gentlemen,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: she's here and trip okay, following that, all right, this
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: is a trip with the news, everybody. The first public
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: testimony in the impeachment and Korean too, President Trump's actions
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: begins this week on Wednesday, actually, but Intelligence Committee Chairman
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Adam Schiff says he's not going to let the hearings
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: serve as a way to conduct sham investigations into the
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: bidens or the twenty sixteen election. Nor will he let
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the hearings, he says, help what is Trump's effort to threaten, intimidate,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: and retaliate against the whistle blower. The Supreme Courts schedule
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to hear arguments this week on the Trump administration's plans
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: to get rid of the DOCCA program, talking about keeping
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Latinos out of the country or putting them out. DACA
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: stands for a Deferred Action for childhood arrivals. It's the
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Obama era program that protects the thousands of people brought
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: here illegally but through really no fault of their owners. Children,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they brought here by their parents. The Trump administration argues
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that the former President Obama did not have the authority
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to create the program by executive order. So far, Donald
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Trump's efforts to get rid of the program, though, have
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: been stopped by the lower courts. In Texas, lawmakers as
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: well as celebrities appealing to Governor Gregor Abbott to halt
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: the execution of an inmate named Rodney Reid. Reid is black.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: He was convicted by an all white jury of the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: rape and murder of a white woman named Stacey Stitz
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: back in nineteen ninety six. Now, coorting to news reports,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: most of Stei's family do think Rodney is guilty. However,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: at least one of Stei's family members said that's not true.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. There's a group of about
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: twelve family members that have joined together written a letter
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  Speaker 1: to the governor. The original person of interest was Stacey
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Stits fiance, a white X cop who's currently in prison.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: His name is Jimmy Fennel. Fellow reportedly told people that
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: he was livid about Misstits cheating on him with a
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: black guy, and that she deserved what she got. Rodney
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Reid says he was dating miss Steits and did not
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: kill her. The father of black pre med student to
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: shot and killed by that white cop in fort Worth
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: during supposed wellness check. The father has died. Marquis Jefferson
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: suffered a heart attack and died Saturday night. He was
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: only fifty nine years old. His only child was twenty
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: eight year old a Tatiana Jefferson, who was shot to
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: death last month inside her fort Worth home while playing
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: video games with her nephew. The white cop who killed her,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Aaron Deane, never identified himself as an officer of the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: law before he burst into the apartment and then shot
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: her through a window on the back. He resigned from
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the force before he could be fired. And this is
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Veterans Day weekend Tops of the box Office. Appropriately Enough
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: was a movie based on the bombing of Pearl Harbor
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and the Battle of Midway during World War Two. Pearl
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Harbor is the greatest intelligence failure in American history. The
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Japanese are playing something bigger. What's the card? We believe
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: it's Midway. Midway made seventeen and a half million dollars.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: moning show. All right, Steve, So today it's Veterans Day.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: We want to say happy Veterans Day to all of
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: our veterans out there, and surely can I say something
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  Speaker 1: to them in a specified yes, today, surely I like
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: to really salute to veterans, you know, I want to
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  Speaker 1: say something special for them, because it's called service. What
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: they do, these people who go down here in voluntarily.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: There's no draft. These people volunteer to provide service, and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: sometimes just sometimes that means war. W a h war,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: real war, y'all. This ain't the kind that you play
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: with video games. This ain't This ain't some kind that
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you play with a handful of tokens. You ain't sitting
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: with an Xbox on the edge of the couch eating
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: a bowl of popcorn. It's real war that these people
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: are faced with oftentimes and real life. So to the
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: men and women of all racist creeds, colors and sex
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: who have served our country. Well, we salute y'all on
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: this Veteran's Day, because, let's face it, we can't all
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: stay home because of bon spurs. Mhm huh ps. It's okay.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: If you're uniformed is a little tight, what what? Thank y'all?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Thank yall. Some time uniform get a little tight, but
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: we still love you. We don't care. Thank yeah, you
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: a veteran, don't worry about the spurs. Yeah yeah, I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: mean yeah, yeah. But you know what, not only did
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: he not go, his daddy didn't go. He didn't go.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: None of his boys went. And I'm pretty sure none
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: of his boys boys are gonna not a nail one. Yeah,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: he will salute in a minute. Whoop, yeah, oh and
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  Speaker 1: a heartbeat. Heed. His country won't pay no taxes to it. No, no,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: he lured, his country will not make his fair contribution
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to it. But to our real veterans out there, again,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: we thank you for your service. Yes, all right. So
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four after the hour, guys, Oprah
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: and Beyonce are the latest celebrities to pressure Texas Governor
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Greg Abbott to grant the death row inmate Rotbey Rotney
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Read a stay of execution. We'll talk about it right
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening well. Beyonce has signed and shared
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  Speaker 1: a change dot org petition on her website in support
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: of Rotney Read and to prevent his execution. Beyonce urges
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: the governor to take a hard look at a substantial
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: evidence in the right Read case that points to his
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: innocence now, be honest, be fair, She says, give him
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: back his life. Oprah Winfrey is speaking out about the
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  Speaker 1: Rodney Red death row case in Texas. Recently on CBS
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  Speaker 1: this morning. While talking to her friend Gail King, Oprah
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  Speaker 1: urged the Texas Governor Greg Abbott to take a pause
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  Speaker 1: on the execution scheduled four very very soon November twentieth.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. I think at least the governor has
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: to pause and look at the two million people who
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: have signed a petition. That's two million voices saying listen
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: to us, something's off here, something needs to be done.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Watching hello. I think this is this is a sign
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to at least not execute. But other celebrities
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: like Kim Kardashian, Rihanna Meek, mil Yaashihidi, lawmakers, they're all
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: calling for the conviction to be overturned. More than two
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: million people. Yes, here's the troubling part of this. Why
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  Speaker 1: why is it that we have to beg and plead
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: for somebody not to kill a person when there's obvious
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: evidence that can prove his innocence. We have to have
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: a system where since DNA is now at a level
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't at doing a lot of these convictions.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: And when you hear these people talking about there's new
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: DNA evidence, it should be automatically, yeah, taken off death
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: row and given a chance to see what the evidence is.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Too many times, yea, too many times person is innocent.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: You can't imagine that people have died for no reason
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: prior to this. Now that have there been people guilty
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: on death row? Of course, but if there is evidence
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that says he's not, what are we talking about here?
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: We shouldn't have to beg for this. How many people
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: are involved? You know, it's but it's amazing, though. It's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: amazing how the average person can watch a video of
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: child of police brutality, can watch a video of an
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: unarmed man being shot and we see cut and dry evidence. Oh,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: he shot him, that's it, that's conviction, and they walk free. Yep.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Yet them not to kill somebody, They don't kill somebody,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: and nothing happens, I mean nothing at all. Yeah. Nothing.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: You can't beg him not to kill You can't beg
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: him to stay live. I can't breathe, I can't breathe,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: and you choke him to death. How much harder do
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: you have to choke a person. You got him on
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah, all these cops standing around that was unnecessary.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: And he won't his job back. Yeah. Yeah, came out
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. You're right, he's asking for
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: it back. What well? Wow, all right, So more than
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: two million people have already signed this petition. Rodney Reid
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: was convicted of raping and killing nineteen year old Stacy
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: States back in nineteen ninety six. Reid said they were
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: in a consensual relationship and maintains his innocence. Meanwhile, State's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: fiance allegedly confessed to another inmate when he was in
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: prison for an unrelated crime, but retracted the confession. So
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: he did. What is the governor saying? Service, Well, the
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: governor right now isn't saying anything. I mean, you know,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: he's not saying anything. So he hasn't until November twentieth,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, this is just one of another
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: horrible case that Steve was talking well itself, we hope
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: that to look at it and truth of the matter
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: being to overturn this is to also remove a victory
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: from a prosecutor set. Wow, and they don't want to
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: turn it back in brother, then you'd have to admit
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: that we were wrong and made a mistake. Yeah, it's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: just a life. So so let him be executed and
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: keep the books as this crazy. That's crazy. That's what
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: this judicial system is. If you think it's different, it's not. Yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: all right. You can post your comments on Instagram and Facebook.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: On Steve Harvey FM dot com. Coming up, switching gears.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: We're going to switch gears here. Nephew Tommy in the
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: building with the prank phone call of the day that's
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: coming up after this you're listening to show coming up
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter forward today. The subject is I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: need more than hugging and hunching. Okay, right, yeah, right now.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Not worse than hunch is like grinding. Yeah that's all right,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: all right, but right now the nephew in the building, Uh,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: prank phone calling us. What you got for us today? Now?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: My ain't is bike. Let's let's get a cat. Hello, Hello,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a bond. Hey man, this this
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: this k dub Man. Listen, dud dude, do you know
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: somebody to live on? Yeah, my mama, my Mama stayed on,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: who is this? Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Miss Tindsley, she lived on. Now my auntie say you
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: came over here and stole a bicycle and some other
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: stuff out of her garage. Okay, hold up, well, first
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: of all, who is you? Man? I stole a bike
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: at somebody garage? Who is this? Who is K? I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: don't know know? Kay? Do this is? This is Kay
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: dub Man, My auntie, Miss Tindsley, little down the street
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: from your mama and my She just got telling me
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you the one came and when and took a bike
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and a tool box or somebody of that garage. Man.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know, no, damn, miss Tinsley.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: And second of all, I don't steal your your auntie,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody. Put a point on
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the phone, man, put your amy on the phone. I
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: ain't stole nothing from nowhere. I ain't got She can't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: talk any can't talk to you. Why she ain't she
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: say I stole? So no, my ain't my auntie death.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: She signed language me and told me that you don't
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: want stole stole the bike, your auntie death, and she
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: told you she signed language you and said I stole
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: the bike? Why do you get my number? One? Hold on, okay,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: she said, quit all that damn lying. You know damn well,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: you're the one that stole the bike. Man holding so
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: your auntie it's cussing me. I threw you inn sign language.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: You're telling me that I just stole the damn bike.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Say man, first of all, I hell you even get
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: my number? Man? I got some number little down the
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: street that asked him for miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah,
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  Speaker 1: miss my mama. Okay, okay, well look man, the people
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  Speaker 1: down the street up. But then the new YO number.
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  Speaker 1: I told them I needed to talk to you soon
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  Speaker 1: them I ain't. He told me that that you was
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  Speaker 1: the one that showed the bike out to gad. Now look,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to Can you can kick that? Can
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you sign? It was back to your ain't it? Yeah?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I was back to her tell her that I said,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't stole no bike. How about that? Tell you
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: ain't I ain't stole no damn Right now, man, grown man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell her right now. Wait a minute, okay,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: hold on, she's saying something. She said, yo, black lying
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  Speaker 1: and you know what telling well you got that man?
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  Speaker 1: Look him man, you yo hain'ty f streets with nobody
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  Speaker 1: on this street. It felt for my vama. I'm a
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: grown man, so I gotta steal a bike for so deaf.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: She must be dumb too. She's deaf fan dug She's like,
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  Speaker 1: I sold something, y'all. I don't even know, y'all. What
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: the oh you he ain't deafitely dumb dude, Okay, my
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: ain't he donna never lie? And if missus tennsy saint
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  Speaker 1: that that that somebody took something, that dog she's telling
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  Speaker 1: the truth. I ain't it gonna be lying and just
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  Speaker 1: to be lying. Why she just gonna lie on you whytch.
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  Speaker 1: She gonna get you out. Man. You know what, I
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, but I ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: reason to steal no bike. Now. I'm a I got
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: a car that ain't paid for, I got I got
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: a bone. Man, I'm trying to get cussed in my fun.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna coming to somebody. Gad, it's still a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: bike as you praying it. You're crazy this She is
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  Speaker 1: ain't get out of my line with that hold on,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, my ain't it talking? She saying,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to see what she
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: was saying. You say that black No damn well, he
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: took that bike and he better bring that damn bike back.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Looking man, I only you stood on my line. Man,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't took no bike. Ain't he his lying? Do easy? Even?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Hey dog, you gonna tell you something. You're gonna respect
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: my ainting you? Hey, man, you gonna respect me. You
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: call my phone with that. I'm me you're trying to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: get my money together. You call them someone who aren't you?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: What are you? I don't know this is. I don't
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: know know who I'm gonna do. Man, I'm k dub everybody,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: No ka dub. I ain't never heard of no more
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: k dub on in my life. My mama's been staying
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: on for fifteen years. I ain't never heard no ka dub.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I heard missus Tensley, I heard a boy, no death lady,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen no bike. Get the off my line, man, Man,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: sleep seeing you gonna make me go down and steal
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: something out of miss house. If you don't bring that,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: then I'm bike back. What got me bring somebody to
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: my mama, and you want to tell out my way
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: over there playing somebody to by my house. My family
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: is gonna be old for you. That just dumb, ain't
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you guys who ever down that gave you my number?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Everybody you got me, we'll brow this up. That's true. Dub.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: You come by my mama house. You're back now stepping
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: my mama. Pland you come by my mama play you work.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You got me up. You're gonna tell me to the
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: thought side, come on my way right now. I don't
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: know we get on the phone on Wait a minute,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What you saying, ain't
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't say nobody scared of your O. Craig say
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: tell yo death, I ain't need to bring up outside.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: And I bet you she hit him licks. I'm gonna
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: be putting on your yo. I'll be She's gonna be
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: undeath today. I bet she get cured when she seen
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: me whooping ya man. He literally, I ain't coming by
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: myself Homely Commy gonna be there with me. Tommy gonna
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: help me. Whoop your way? Who the time Tommy, Tommy
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: man nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your mama, Miss Bureau. Let's right there, man, Mama,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: my mama would No. I don't like nobody with him. Man, guys,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: your mama, your mama, my son loved me to dell.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: He don't let no he take care of me. He
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: nobody mess with me, he said. All you got to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: do it act like you're gonna do something to his Man. Well,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I don't she hearnything. I don't see it because of
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: like I do. Man, Guy, I'm in the mirror. Sweet,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm man for read y'all did this the man? I
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: just want to go. That wasn't myself? Oh year, Man
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: till my mama she wrong for that too, Dude, what's
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: up that you? Whatever you do, you have to change boy.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You have to change you just like before you love
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: your mama. Ain't man, Hey, I gotta ask you, man,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: one more thing. What is the baddest and I mean
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land? Man without a doubt?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Man to Steve Harvey Morning Show man, get few timing,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Man without doubt? Hey, man, tillmas mirror, I said, Hey,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: all right, I go I was gonna go drop off
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: a little two out of dollars she wanted. She wouldn't
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: play games. Man, don't like the one? Now? Did I
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: give it to you? Yeah? Did? Dad? You want to
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: know if I gave it to you now, because you
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: know me, I try to get I tried to get
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: to you. Let me tell you when it's gonna be
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: given take It's gonna be given to you. Friday d
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: some of the twentieth Baby in Philadelphia at the Met Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. It's the Holiday Comedy Jam.
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  Speaker 1: That's Earthquake. That's Jay Anthony Brown. That's Kill Junior Spaces
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  Speaker 1: and hosted by yours truly nephew Timmy. Tickets on sale
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  Speaker 1: at all ticket Master outlets and you can get him
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  Speaker 1: at the box office. Baby, Okay, that's how we're doing.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: That's the that's the holiday comedy. Why he don't know
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I said the Met Philadelphia. We will beat there. That's
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Friday Night, Baby, that's after Met. That's in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: That's me. That's Earthquake, Jay Anthony Brown, Kill Junior Space.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Come on and bring in the holiday season with your boys.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: This is radio boys, Tommy, I told you earlier. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: went to the movies yesterday. So I was getting some
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: butter from my popcorn and I was standing next to
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: this very tall lady. She was in the catering business.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: So she was like, are you Shirley Strawberry like that?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: And I said yeah. She was like, what we do
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: is sit around when we're all our break and talk
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: about when somebody is gonna whoop nephew Tommy. But over
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: those pranks, she said. She said, just like you all
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: say somebody's gonna get them one day, it's gonna watch.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: It's in the streets for real, y'all watch me. If
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: y'all watch somebody whoop me, though, will at least thirty seconds.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: You got to because the shock that's a long time,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: you know, a long thirty second Well, you know a
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: thirty second time. You need to be blocking something now,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: clinching alright down, coming up the Strawberry Letter. The subject
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: today I need more than hugging and hunching. Will get
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to Show Time
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen if you need
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: advice on sex, on relationships, on dating, on work, on
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: parenting and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM and klick submit Strawberry letter. Okay, we could
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one. Here that jay right here,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: right now. That's for you. Then, yes, buckalve and hold
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  Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you. Here it is
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject. I need more than
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: hugging and hunching. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am engaged to
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  Speaker 1: a sixty three year old man that acts a lot
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: older than he is. His thoughts on sex and life
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: in general shock me, and I need some advice. I'm
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: only fifty nine years old and I still enjoy sex,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and I have tried to be patient with my man.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: He thinks I'm a freak because I try to initiate
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: sex daily. He likes to grind and do a lot
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: of kissing, but we rarely go all the way. I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: like to take care of him in other ways, if
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, But when it comes to me,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: he says that his mouth is designed to eat food
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: and nothing else. He won't even kiss around it. I'm
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: in love with this man and I am looking forward
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: to a lifetime with him, but I am going to
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: need sex often. He says demeaning things to me when
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I try to get him to be freaky with me,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: so I've stopped him from hunting on me or rubbing
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: on me In the bedroom, I just lie there and
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: wait for him to go to sleep so I can
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: handle my business by myself. I am letting you all
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: know that I feel like cheating on this guy, and
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I have my ex on standby just in case. I
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: have asked my man why he proposed to me, and
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: he said he loves me and he wants to show
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: me that there's a lot more to a great marriage
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: than just sex. It's not that he can't perform, because
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: he is always ready, he just doesn't want to do
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: the do So should I follow my man's lead and
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: stop pressuring him for sex. I'm afraid he may never
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: change his ways and I may end up in a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: sexless marriage. I'm not getting any younger, So should I
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: marry him or move on and find myself in a
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: more compatible find myself a more compatible mate. Yeah, I
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: think you need to find yourself a more compatible mate.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: You and this guy don't add up sexually and you
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: may end up in a sexless marriage. The good thing
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: about this is that you know this before you're married.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: You you've found this out before you got married. Yeah,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: he may never change his ways, and we as women
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: always want the man to change. But it doesn't look
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: like he's going to change. And you know he wants
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: to show you. He's already told you that a great
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: marriage can mean more than just sex. And that's not
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: what you're looking for. That is not what you're looking for.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: So be clear. All the red flags are here. He's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: sixty three, you're fifty nine. You try to initiate sex
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: daily at fifty nine, he's sixty three. You said he
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: acts a lot older. That's not gonna happen, So listen,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: and yes, stop pressuring him, Please stop pressuring him. No
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: one wants to feel pressured. No one wants to be pressured.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I think if you, if you get with this man,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: if you marry him, you'll be settling, and you shouldn't settle. Steve, well, well, well,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I need more than hugging and hunching. She's engaged to
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: a sixty three ye old man and asks a lot
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: older than he is. Okay, his thoughts on sex in
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: life in general shock me and I need some advice. Now.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: She fifty nine years old, she still enjoys sex and
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: has tried to be patient with her man, and the
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: man thinks because she tries to initiate sex daily, she's
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: a freak. He likes to grind and do a lot
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: of kissing. Okay, that's good, that's full play. But we
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: rarely go all the way full play with no payoff.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: It's what we're talking about. Now. I get you all
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: worked up for no damn reason at all. I like
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to take care of him in other ways, if you
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. No, we don't know what you mean.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: You're fifty nine, gonna type it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I like to take care of him in other words,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean? Game? What what I like?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Take care of him in other ways? If you know
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: what I mean. But when it comes to me, he
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: says that, he said, when it comes to me, he said,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: his mouth is designed to eat food and nothing else.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: He won't even kiss around me. She's pretty explicit without
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: saying it. She pretty much I'm gonna have some thoughts
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: you might want to get out of me. Ladies, that
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think you want my answering. Now, I'm in
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: love with this man, looking for a lifetime, but I'm
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: going to need some sex often he says the meaning
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: things to me when I to try to get in
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: to be freaking. So I just stop him from hunching
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: on me and rubbing on me in the bedroom. I
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: just lay that way through him go sleeps like hind
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: of my business by myself. I'm letting y'all know I
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: feel like cheating on this guy. See here we go. Now,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: this is what the letter really about. Y'all doubt all
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: that was a set up for this. Hell, I'm letting
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: you all know right now, I feel like cheating on
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: this guy. This is what the letter is about. We
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: can't help you. We ain't got no suggestions for you.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: We don't know what's wrong with him. Who the hell
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: like the hunch all this hard kissing and hunching. Why,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I'm letting y'all know I feel like cheating on. It's
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: got and I have my X on stand by. Justin, Kate,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: this relationship is over. You got your X on standby? Why?
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Because he beat Jack Johnson? What? Because he the dude
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and all? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I'm just asking her what
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: the problem is. Yeah, all right, when I come back,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the problem is. All right. We'll
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up in twenty
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry Letters subject. I
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: need more than hugging and hunching. That's coming up right
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter. I need more than hugging
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and hunching. We're just gonna get to it. I need
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: more than hug in the huntred sixty three year old
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: lady man to this man act older than he is.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: His thoughts on sex in life in general have shocked me.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I need some advice to grind and do a lot
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: of kissing, but we rarely, rarely go all the way.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I like to take care of him in other words,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, when it comes to me,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: he said his mouth and designed to eat food and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: nothing else. He won't even kiss around it, around it. Now,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: let's think about this. You got a man that won't
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: have sex and go all the way, and you got
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: a man that won't even kiss around it. Okay, what's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: wrong with it? Hell? Yeah, yeah, go ahead? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: it's real. You don't hear it. This is real. Here's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: a man that liked to kiss and hug and grind
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: a lot. You take care of him in other words,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: in other ways, if you know what I mean. But
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: when it comes to me, he say his mouth is
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: design to eat food and nothing. Now he won't even
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: kiss around it. What's wrong with it? It was wrong
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: with it? I'm not because Shelly, Shelly, you listen to me.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I'm he says the meaning things to me when I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: try to be freaking No, I want you to hear
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: what I said. See, Shelly, I'm gonna tell you something.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I just lie a way for him and go sleep
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: so I can handle my bears myself. I'm letting y'all
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: know I feel like cheating on this guy, and I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: have my ex on stand by justin k you gotta X.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Why is he your ex? Question? Yea? What is wrong
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: with it? Why does this? Yeah? It doesn't say she
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: keeps getting exes? No, it says she got an X
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: on stand by. Everybody shoot him X? What's wrong with it? Question?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Sirley, you listen to me, listen to me,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: but I don't. He can listen to me. I don't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: because you're not listening. I'm listening. I asked my man
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: why he proposed me, and he said he loves me
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: and he wants to show me that there's a lot
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: more to a great marriage than just sex. And I
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: listened to this line, Shirley. It's not that he can't
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: perform because he is always ready, he just don't want
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: to do the dude. So Shelly, this other stuff she
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: doing to him that lets her know he's always ready,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: but he don't want to do the dude makes me
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: ponder the question, what's wrong with it? Something wrong with it?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: You all are not gonna yeah, her fault. I'm sorry.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't faulty. I'm not saying it's her fault.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking what's wrong with it? I'm wrong with it?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Couldn't be a problem, there's nothing. He's a man that
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: stay ready all the time, but he don't want to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: go all the way kissing around it. Here's a man
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: that won't even kiss around it. Yeah, what's wrong with now?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I have some theories, albeit wrong theories, because you know,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Just because you are all agreed doesn't make you all right. Okay,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I disagree. I'm not mad. I'm not mad when more
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: than one is gathered together. Come on my name, come on,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: come on with any time a man, Shirley, something wrong
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: with it? No? No, why, Shirley, Why is there's something
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: wrong with it? Always No, he's always ready, so she
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: don't want to go all the way and then what
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: she wants something else. He won't even kiss around. He's
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: not into that. He's just not into that thing. He's
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: not into that. He's just not into it. He don't
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: want her to take he don't want her to do that.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? He likes to kiss and all that.
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  Speaker 1: He's just not into that all. That's what clothes on
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  Speaker 1: hunching anyway. But he into the other thing, Shirley. He's
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  Speaker 1: into the other thing. Well, most men are when it's
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  Speaker 1: being done to them, right, we all have to agree
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  Speaker 1: with that. I'm not okay, killed yeah, oh lord Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus, we have at all believe you guys, we
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  Speaker 1: six after the hour, we'll do a little comedy roulette
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  Speaker 1: with the fellas right after this you're listening to. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette on this Monday, this
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  Speaker 1: Veteran's day. Um, let's get it. Let's go, guys. It's
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  Speaker 1: very simple. You take three subjects. You put those three
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  Speaker 1: subjects on the wheel, spun the wheel where it stop.
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  Speaker 1: We'll make it funny because that's what we do. Put
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  Speaker 1: a minute. All right, here we go. Things you say
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  Speaker 1: when your baby mama calls asking for money again? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Number two excuses people make not to chip in on
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  Speaker 1: gas money when you're on a road trip. Here's the
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  Speaker 1: last one. All right. Reasons you give to not look
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  Speaker 1: a person in the eye. All right, all right, spun it,
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  Speaker 1: spun it. Give me the gas sipping on the gas.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do that thing. Reasons you give to not look
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  Speaker 1: a person in the eye. Reason I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now why sometimes you can't look a person out.
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  Speaker 1: You know how people wear them glasses and they win
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  Speaker 1: them tight on their face and to be sweat down
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  Speaker 1: in the lands. You can't look get that. You can't
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  Speaker 1: look at that. It'd be swept down at the bottom
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  Speaker 1: look at that. We can't do it. It'd be all
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  Speaker 1: sweaty in the list. I can't look down when I
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  Speaker 1: tell you, yeah, I'll tell you another why you can't
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  Speaker 1: look at people in the eye. Because it's missing. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I can't look you in the eye, because the hell,
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  Speaker 1: let's go what hell I can't see I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why if it's missing, I'll tell you why you can't
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  Speaker 1: look somebody in the eye. We just got through having hard, hard,
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  Speaker 1: steaming sex. I really can't look at you now. I
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  Speaker 1: can't just what we just did for real, what we
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: just did. You can't make no one contact. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about the reason why you can't look a person in
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  Speaker 1: the eye. Cast a breath steak. If I'm looking in
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: your eyes, that means my head is up. And this
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  Speaker 1: is too much reason you can't look a person in
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  Speaker 1: the app but because for some reason you thought it
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: would be cool to shave off your eyebris and drawing
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: them all up toward your boy here. Yeah, I'll tell
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: you what he has. Another reite came the people in
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: the eye because when you're sitting in a corner by
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: yourself and want nobody talk to you, that's because there's
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: a strong body older coming director you ain't nobody for
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: to look at you. All right, Well, thank you guys
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  Speaker 1: for two day's Merchant of Comedy Roulette. Coming up, we're
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: gonna have some rules for eating your way through the holidays,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: guilt free. Okay, Thanksgivings coming up, Today's Veteran's Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up right after this. You're listening to morning
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  Speaker 1: show Thanksgiving menus. Well, guys, you know it is that
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  Speaker 1: time of year. It's all about the food. And as
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: much as we love eating seasonal treats and family meals,
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  Speaker 1: those of us who eat our feelings or struggle with
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: body image issues may have a hard time around the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: And we have definitely heard through the years that that's true.
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  Speaker 1: So if you stick to these dudes and don't to
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  Speaker 1: help you make peace with your body. During the seasons.
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  Speaker 1: It's all about eating. Just stick to these, Okay, do
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  Speaker 1: eat a piece of pie or Christmas dessert anytime you
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  Speaker 1: want to and enjoy it without feeling guilty. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you can do that during the holiday, all right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a piece, that's what we said. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: take that just as a piece at a time, and
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  Speaker 1: they just go back another time until I eat the
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  Speaker 1: whole damn fact, you know, four times half the damn
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, especially my mom's sweet potato pies. All right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, don't get on the scale the weeks of
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and Christmas. Just don't even bother real or maybe
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  Speaker 1: even for the rest of the year. Don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it. You send yourself into something. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 1: let mean comments get to you. Try to shake off
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  Speaker 1: the critics like you're you know, miserable relatives. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fat ass that eight four pieces of pie. Yeah, we're
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: just we're just giving you advice so you won't have
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: to feel bad. Why maybe looking at you. Yeah, here's
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: here's another one too, though, Like that, you have to
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: talk to people about you know, listen, you know, going
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: into Thanksgiving that your ass is fat. You know, it's
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: not fitting the change, not over the holidays. So if
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: you're going into the going into the holidays already fat,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: ride that all way through January. M hmm, okay, through
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  Speaker 1: the through the through twenty twenty. You're saying, okay, uh,
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  Speaker 1: do give yourself permission to be more relaxed about diet
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  Speaker 1: and exercise during the holidays. Yeah, because as you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it none. Don't forget to eat healthy foods
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  Speaker 1: and lighter fear to balance out all those sweets and leftovers,
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  Speaker 1: all right, and nobody that nobody had a salad ever
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  Speaker 1: ever making potato salad. That's about it, all right. Do
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  Speaker 1: keep moving with dancing, walking, playing, and the snow with
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: your love front one so you can do that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: at least move. Okay, if you're having it at your house,
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  Speaker 1: these are three things you need. You're gonna need a
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  Speaker 1: plunge of tall, the paper, and for breeze. Okay, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. You're gonna need a plunger house. Is that
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  Speaker 1: your house, You're gonna need it. You'll not forget these
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  Speaker 1: day Before you get a turkey. You need to get
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  Speaker 1: a plunger and some for breeze and it needs to
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  Speaker 1: be in the each restroom. Okay, with turkey. Before you
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  Speaker 1: can get a turkey, you need you need a plunger
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  Speaker 1: him and him him and and you need punt of
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  Speaker 1: them in. You need one of them industrial type plunger
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  Speaker 1: black black black with that nipple on the front of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your list before turkey. Yeah, you need to put a
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  Speaker 1: stressial handle on that plungeer that looks like a bicycle pump. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: with the griffin with a piece sticking out where you
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  Speaker 1: can put your foot on it like a show special plug.
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  Speaker 1: Those are your holiday eating tips from the State. Harvey
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• 1:13:43
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• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, our president, was ordered Wednesday to donate two
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: million dollars to a nonprofit group and to many nonprofit
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: groups on Wednesday by estate judge. This comes after the
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: president admitted that funds raised by the Donald J. Trump
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Foundation were used to promote the presidential campaign payoff debts
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  Speaker 1: from his businesses and by a painting of himself. This
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: was a portrait of self portrait to hang in one
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: of his hotels. Though the settlement was finalized last month.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Why he not in jail man all of it? Because
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: because he's a president. Because yeah, you're right. Because say
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: it again, Steve. He's not in jail because he's not
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Barack Obama. If Barack Obama had done any of this,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: any of this, any of it, any one thing, it
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense and put in his blood in jail,
• 1:14:46
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• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: So there you go with that. He was ordered to
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: pay it. But the self portrait though, to hang in
• 1:15:00
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• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: do that, love me. They've ordered him to turn over
• 1:15:09
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• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: people to come and testify before the House Committee. They
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: won't do it. They've ordered him turn over his tax return.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: He won't do it. He's not been a getting on
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: two million dollars to no damn body. Yeah, you're right,
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• 1:15:36
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  Speaker 1: to all of our veterans out there. Can I say
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  Speaker 1: something to him in a specified yes, today, surely I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: like to really salute to veterans, you know, I want
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  Speaker 1: What they do, these people who go down here voluntarily.
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  Speaker 1: There's no draft. These people volunteer to provide service, and
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  Speaker 1: sometimes just sometimes that means war. W a h war,
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  Speaker 1: real war, y'all. This ain't the kind that you play
• 1:16:12
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• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: you play with a handful of tokens. You ain't sitting
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: with an Xbox on the edge of the couch eating
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: a bowl of popcorn. It's real war that these people
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: are faced with oftentimes and real life. So to the
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  Speaker 1: men and women of all racist creeds, colors and sex
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: who have served our country, well, we salute y'all on
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  Speaker 1: this Veteran's Day, because, let's face it, we can't all
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: stay home because of bones burdens. M huh ps. It's
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: okay if your uniform is a little tight. What what
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: thank y'all. Some time uniform get a little tight, but
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  Speaker 1: we still love you. We don't care, thank you. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you a veteran. Don't worry about the spurs. Yeah the spurs. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, not only did he not go,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: his daddy didn't go, he didn't go. None of his
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: boys went. And I'm pretty sure none of his boys
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: boys are gonna go. Yeah, not a nail one. Yeah,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: he will salute in a minute. Yeah, oh, in a heartbeat.
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  Speaker 1: But he did his country. Won't pay no taxes to it, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: but he loved his country. Will not make his fair
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  Speaker 1: contribution to it, but he loved. But to our real
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: veterans out there again, we salute, we love, thank you
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: for your service. Yes, coming up, our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day and some closing remarks from the day from
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey on this Veteran's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show all right here
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: we are last break of the day on this Veteran's Day. Again,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: we absolutely want to shout out our veterans today and
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: say thank you for your service. We appreciate you very
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: much all you do. Yeah, every one of y'all with
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: your bad self. Yeah, you know crazy that for us
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: to look trying to jump out of helicopter. You should
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: do a video. We can't do it, man, mis should
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: never get complete. But it's been a good day though,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Carlin jumping. I never could do that. I applaud these
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: people in milit yeah, and air force people, all those
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: people that jump out of airplane. I'm not with you,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: men and women. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Man. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: yeah all right, Steven, drop me off with a parachute
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: behind the enemy line. You went there and you came
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: back and you still got it together. Man. You know
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: how you know that is? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: can't imagine jumping out of an airplane. Oh they had
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: to suck back around time. I do want to do that, though,
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  Speaker 1: I really some people do it for fun. You want
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: to do what jump out of an airplane? You know
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: they have? I knew I want to do. I didn't
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: know former President George Herbert Bush do it. When I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: don't know. I want to jump by myself. That don't
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: look right because if if something happened, that's how you die.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want that. Look well, he didn't die. I'm
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: just saying it two of y'all together like that. I
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: don't want to you know what I'm saying. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't want that look don't look good? You want to
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: be a cute corpse? You definitely so. Um Here it
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: is my closing remarks today about the effort that it
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: takes to become successful. And in case you're confused about it,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: let me clear up the myth that if you want
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: to be successful in this country, all you want to
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: be happy financially in this country, it requires an all
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: out assault on your behalf to attain it. I'm going
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: to say it again, it will require an all out
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: assault in order for you to attain it. If you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: want to be successful in the United States of America. Really,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: I don't care where you are, but I'm just talking
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: because the show is here. If you want to be
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: successful in this country, financially successful, it is going to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: take an all out an assault on your behalf. Success
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: is not easy. I'm not gonna paint this picture for
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: you that all anybody can do it. Anybody can do
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: it who's willing to apply themselves the right way. But
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: if you're not willing, if you think there's a short cut,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: I have news for you. It's not. You have got
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: to start getting doggish about your own success. You have
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: got to make success and absolute requirement. Failure is not
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: an option. Now listen to me. You will fail the
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: whole time you're trying to be successful. But to allow
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: that failure to consume you, stop you, drop you, sink you,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: that's unacceptable because failure is really just a valuable learned
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: gained experience, that's all it is. It's not an indoor
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: for you. So let me help you understand something. Let's
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: start with eight hours of sleep, as you've heard most
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: medical people say is required to live a healthy life.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Those people who put out their survey are not wealthy people.
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you that because let me explain something
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: to you, and I've talked to a lot of well
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  Speaker 1: off people. If you are not where you want to
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: be in life financially, you can ill afford to be
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: asleep eight hours a day. If you are asleep for
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: eight hours a day, you are sleep a third of
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: your life. It's only twenty four hours in a day.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Eight hours is a third of that. If you are
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: asleep a third of your life, it's nowhere in the
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: world you'll be successful. You can't. There's a scripture that
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: says something to this effect that people who love to sleep,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: who love the folding of hands, poverty will set upon
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: you like a thief in the night. It says in
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: so many words that that's not it exactly, but that's
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: like the New Testament, meaning a new version. If you
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: love to sleep and you love the folding of the hands,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: just sit around with your hands folded. Poverty will set
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: upon you like a thief in the night. Now let
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question out there. How many of you,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: just with us talking, how many of you know someone
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: who loves to sleep? I think that would be all
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: of you. All of you know someone who loves to sleep.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Now let me ask you something ain't a poe. The
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: answer is yes, tad scripture proven period. It requires an effort.
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  Speaker 1: You are going to start to have to eliminate some
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: of the junk from your life. You can't be at
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: every happy hour every day. You can't be at every
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: party they throw. You can't some one every day. You
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: can't watch every TV show that comes on every Wednesday, Tuesday, Friday,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Saturday and never miss an episode. You cannot do that
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  Speaker 1: and be successful. Because now you're putting yourself on somebody
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: else's schedule, and the timing of their schedule has nothing
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: at all to do with your success. Think about it.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: So what you watch Scandal every day? The people don't
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Scandal already successful. If you're watching a particular show every
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: day every time it comes on, and you have a
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: series of those shows, you're scheduling your life around other
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: people's success. You can't be tending to your success. If
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: you own front of the boob to watching other people's success,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: it cannot happen to be successful. It takes a massive
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: all out of sault. Stop messing around, take as much,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: eliminate as much trash from your life as can as
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: you can, and apply it to where you are trying
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: to go. It will serve you well, my friends, to
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: put forth a massive effort, because that's what it takes
• 1:25:06
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