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Beyonce, Naomi Osaka, Serena Williams, Ted Cruz and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the milling bus things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve to mother stunt Joy. Yeah, you gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing, huh, I show will good morning
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  Speaker 1: everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on, deeg
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  Speaker 1: me now one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: I said every day because God been good to me.
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  Speaker 1: God has done some things in my life that's truly
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  Speaker 1: been just amazing. It really amazing. Ain't even really the word.
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  Speaker 1: They don't really have a word for what He's done
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  Speaker 1: for me. I'm just out of superlatives. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: say it every day. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 1: because God is in a blessing business. Yeah it is God.
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  Speaker 1: God can help you turn your life around. Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear me? God can help you turn your life around.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever you're going through, God has an answer for it. See.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the going through that gets us though, ain't it?
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  Speaker 1: Because I was having a moment yesterday and I set
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  Speaker 1: my wife down. I said, baby, I just needed to
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  Speaker 1: talk to you, going through a little bit right now.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to share what I'm a little down
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  Speaker 1: right now. My wife reminded me. She just reminded me,
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  Speaker 1: just see this what a man. That's what a good
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  Speaker 1: mate does. A good mate reminds you just of things
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  Speaker 1: that sometimes you forget when you get off track. Because
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  Speaker 1: you know, I consider myself a motivational type person. I
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  Speaker 1: try to listen to people and then give them something
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  Speaker 1: I've learned along the way on this journey I've been on.
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  Speaker 1: I try to give a person a takeaway. But even
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  Speaker 1: being that person, sometimes I get off track myself. I
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  Speaker 1: get a little love, a little low. Sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I get a little down. Sometimes I sometimes I forget
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  Speaker 1: some of the stuff I say. And it ain't that
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  Speaker 1: I forget it. I guess I just get caught up
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  Speaker 1: in the grind of doing it. And sometimes I get
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  Speaker 1: a little off course and I forget some of the
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  Speaker 1: things that my wife or a mate can be good
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  Speaker 1: for you to remind you. And she just says, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: God got us. She said, have you even noticed that
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  Speaker 1: every time you get in a spot and she say,
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  Speaker 1: And I know how you must feel, because you out
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  Speaker 1: here working and and then you keep turning around and
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  Speaker 1: and and and old stuff keep popping up, and you
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  Speaker 1: get a call from your accounting and hit this then
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  Speaker 1: went wrong, and not then when you steady trying to
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  Speaker 1: fix it, but you steady going wild? Man, what does this?
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  Speaker 1: She say? But you ever notice he always always, no
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  Speaker 1: matter what, provide a way. And he ain't never too late,
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  Speaker 1: or you might be going the deadline is approaching. The
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  Speaker 1: deadline can come and pass, but then they have a
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  Speaker 1: grace period for you. And then sometimes man, it's just
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  Speaker 1: you go down now after the grace period and they
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  Speaker 1: take the payment anywhere and you're good anyway. But see,
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  Speaker 1: ain't that God bringing you through it. It may not
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  Speaker 1: be when you want it, but he right on time.
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  Speaker 1: Jazz before you get put out, jazz before they turned.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they cut the lights off, but you get it
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  Speaker 1: back on. Jess Folk company come or just before the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Get him. See he always comes through for you. And
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  Speaker 1: she had to remind me of that what you're going
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  Speaker 1: through is necessary. Look, circumstance and hardships and pitfalls are
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  Speaker 1: always untimely. If you keep the law of attraction in play.
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  Speaker 1: If you keep believing that des that he gonna see
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  Speaker 1: you through this just like he do when you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe it, That's what the old part is though, ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't God brought you through even when you didn't really
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  Speaker 1: had a faith to say he was gonna bring you through.
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  Speaker 1: But because of grace and mercy he brought you through anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But because you forgot to thank him, or you didn't
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  Speaker 1: pay attention through to come through, you just was telling people, oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: of you to see me. It It was so jacked up. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was so turned up. I ain't know what I
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  Speaker 1: was donna do. I almost got put out. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna see key word almost. You forgot that part right there,
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  Speaker 1: and then I was look like I won man and
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  Speaker 1: death and seemed like every month I go through this
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  Speaker 1: same thing. And then yah, yeah, then somebody ought to
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  Speaker 1: just say did you pay it? Yeah? I paid it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get put out? Now? I'm cool? See some
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  Speaker 1: See you need somebody on your shoulder to say that
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  Speaker 1: to you, and then you need somebody to come right
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  Speaker 1: behind him and go, man, ain't God good? Really? Man?
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  Speaker 1: That's how this works. See, you keep getting in situations
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  Speaker 1: but he keep getting you out. Now if you jump, look,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me hold him. Oh let's say you in
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  Speaker 1: the frying pan and the skillet and all is up
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  Speaker 1: and you and that frying and you uncomfortable being fried
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  Speaker 1: God somehow. Or let's just say you managed to get
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  Speaker 1: out of the hot grease in the frying pan, and
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  Speaker 1: you standing that next to the skillet, looking at the fire,
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  Speaker 1: continue to heat the grease, you get out, and then
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  Speaker 1: for some unexplainable reason, you dives right on back in there.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that how we usually do it. I'm just asking God,
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  Speaker 1: get you away from the man you've been asking to
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  Speaker 1: get away from. Then you go right back over there
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  Speaker 1: and start seeing him again. It's amazing how many times
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  Speaker 1: God get us out the fire and we walks right
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  Speaker 1: back in there. Ain't it amazing? Man? I mean, really, man,
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  Speaker 1: see this high break life down for me so I
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  Speaker 1: don't get over here stuck on, stupid with myself, and
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  Speaker 1: then get to doing something ignorant like blaming God, when really, man,
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  Speaker 1: God has given us, as human beings, the power of decision,
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  Speaker 1: and we all make decisions. How many times? Man? See,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it's a blessing and getting locked up you can
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  Speaker 1: ask a lot of caps. I know, man to tell
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  Speaker 1: you it was a blessing for me, man, because I
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  Speaker 1: was just headed the wrong way, steady, but he locked
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  Speaker 1: me up. Setting me down made me miss my family,
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  Speaker 1: miss being out here being a free man, made me
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  Speaker 1: realize that my family was important. Made me, Man, really
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  Speaker 1: see this girl for what she was. When I get out, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a straight and narrow Well then when you
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  Speaker 1: get out, though, See, you can't be talking about no.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't find no job. Now I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go and do what I gotta do. No, no, no, no, no, partner,
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  Speaker 1: you got to do now what you're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: See that don't do what you gotta do got you
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  Speaker 1: in trouble in the first place. See everybody, see see
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  Speaker 1: the hood got a lot of ignorant rules. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: create it. I gotta do what I gotta do. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta feed my family. Well, the only reason you gotta
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  Speaker 1: do what you gotta do is because you didn't do
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  Speaker 1: what you were supposed to do. See if you just
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  Speaker 1: went on to school like your mama kept telling you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I was watching forty eight Hours yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: the dude named Nesto was on that and Nesto Latino
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  Speaker 1: Do said, Man, my mother told me quit hanging with
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  Speaker 1: these guys. They were going nothing but trouble. I should
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  Speaker 1: have listened to her. He doing thirty years right now.
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  Speaker 1: You can't blame God. That's why I talk to myself
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  Speaker 1: this way, so I don't get stupid and start shifting
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  Speaker 1: to blame the wrong way when it's really on me.
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  Speaker 1: How many times has God got you out of something
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  Speaker 1: and you walk right back into it? Man, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you take these blessings God give you and going about
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  Speaker 1: your business? That be the best way to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think That's what I think? So I thank
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  Speaker 1: God my wife for reminding me that God got us anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that God gonna pull you through anyway that. Have you noticed, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't lost a beat. Oh. I know it's hard
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  Speaker 1: out here, but really, you ain't lost a beat. You're
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  Speaker 1: still moving forward, You're still dressing nice, you still look
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  Speaker 1: good when you come into that job. Everybody don't got
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  Speaker 1: to know you. Your house is in bad shaping. All
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  Speaker 1: that God got you, man, if you just hold your
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  Speaker 1: head up, man, quit complaining all the time about what
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got and as in words of my daddy's
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  Speaker 1: slick Harvey, stop talking about what you ain't got and
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  Speaker 1: take a good look at what you do. God, that's
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  Speaker 1: improper grammar, but that always stuck with me and maybe
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  Speaker 1: it'll stick with you. Quit talking about and look at
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  Speaker 1: what you ain't got to take a good look at
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  Speaker 1: what you do. God, you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: I need it just for a second here. Well I'm
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  Speaker 1: listened to the radio for four hours? Well, we hope
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  Speaker 1: you do, but we know you probably got to go
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  Speaker 1: to work, so you don't. And I was hoping some
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  Speaker 1: people would just stick around for the four hours while
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  Speaker 1: they was at work. But you need your job, so
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  Speaker 1: you can't be listening to the radio. So we was
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  Speaker 1: hoping then that you put your headsets on when you
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  Speaker 1: going in the job. But then you can't do that
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  Speaker 1: because they see the head sets. You're gonna lose your
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  Speaker 1: job too. So you face with the canjri You can
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  Speaker 1: stay with us and have a wonderful day, or you
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  Speaker 1: something that will sustain you for the whole day. That's
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  Speaker 1: understand it, because I don't know what the hell I
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  Speaker 1: just said. Hey Sherley, good morning, heavy Friday. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. What it is Colin for rel
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  Speaker 1: Oh please listen? For four hours? Was Lord Jesus and
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  Speaker 1: the King of the pranks? Neph you, Timmy your side
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  Speaker 1: top of the morning, sir, top top top tive, Oh squad,
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  Speaker 1: I god, no, no, no, no no, no, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to order that I'm accustomer going in It
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  Speaker 1: ain't it ain't my fault. It ain't your fault. As
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  Speaker 1: surpriss is I am? You must be for guests, who
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  Speaker 1: the hell is here today? That damn being a man,
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, It is not your fault. I don't blame
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  Speaker 1: you at all when we went into the order that
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  Speaker 1: you're accustomed to. Absolutely rather, and and let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something else. He ain't even on zoom. So now
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  Speaker 1: out of sight, out of mind, out of man, right
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  Speaker 1: I what is this Jay Anthony Brown speak? He orientation
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  Speaker 1: I'm having today. Yes, it's a long story. It's such
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  Speaker 1: a long story. It goes back to nineteen eighty five. Story. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got started in comedy at a Hilarity's
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  Speaker 1: Comedy club in Kyahoga Falls, and finally this guy named
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  Speaker 1: Tom Sober I got his finally got his attention and
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  Speaker 1: send him a table. I'd only been into business a
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  Speaker 1: few months, twenty minutes and I got I had I
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  Speaker 1: had fifteen maybe twenty minutes, and I was begging to
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  Speaker 1: be booked as an opening act. And he gave me
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  Speaker 1: my first traveling gig. And the first night, I drove
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  Speaker 1: from Cleveland on House Bloomington, Indiana to a one night
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  Speaker 1: bar in a college station, and it was called Nicks.
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  Speaker 1: They had accidentally booked two blacks on the same They
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  Speaker 1: didn't do that back in the day. Oh, back in
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  Speaker 1: the day, and they could not. Yeah, they didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was it was very it was racing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's so I get to the gig, and I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you when a right come back, how I met the
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  Speaker 1: best friend and biggest food all at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: I ever had all Right. Part two of the Steve
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  Speaker 1: and Jay story coming up as well as at the
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  Speaker 1: clo at thirty two minutes after right after this, you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Steve. You were telling us how you and
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  Speaker 1: Jay met, So we met. I had finally got booked
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  Speaker 1: my first out of town gig. I was going overnight.
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  Speaker 1: I was excited. It was a series of one night
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  Speaker 1: as tom So was comedy caravan and I drive in
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  Speaker 1: and I go to the hotel and they huh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Red roof In in Bloomington, Indiana, performing at place called Nicks.
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  Speaker 1: I go to Red roof In and they say, your
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  Speaker 1: roommate is already here, and he gave me the womb.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well damn, okay, Well I ain't. I got
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  Speaker 1: eleven dollars, so I don't care who it is. I
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  Speaker 1: got to go upstairs. I knock on the door and
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  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony opens the door, but he had his stuff
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  Speaker 1: all over both beds. Yeah, he was making his pants
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  Speaker 1: that he was gonna wear that night. Because what a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people don't know, Jay is a really, really
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  Speaker 1: good taylor. He could really make clothes. That was his
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  Speaker 1: profession before I met him. So I look at the bed,
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  Speaker 1: but I say, hey, man, I'm your roommate. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Hard he said, you can't stay in him. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at him. He don't know how hard I
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  Speaker 1: am not that you couldn't stay in there. I have
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  Speaker 1: so much stuff you really could not stay in there.
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  Speaker 1: That he had an extra TV. I saw a phone
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  Speaker 1: code all the way across the room. I man, what
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  Speaker 1: is this dude doing? I said, well, I said, my man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you this. I got
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  Speaker 1: to stay here. He said, and you go downstairs because
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  Speaker 1: this ain't camp, and get yourself another room. He don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I got eleven dollars and said, my man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: go downstairs and get no room. I ain't got no
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  Speaker 1: money for that. Now I'm looking at him because I'm
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  Speaker 1: hot now, and I said, well, damn, I'm tight. So
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  Speaker 1: he said, hey man, him and Jay gave me thirty dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I said, go down there and get your room. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I went on there and got a room, and first
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  Speaker 1: time somebody ever done like that for me. I got
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  Speaker 1: my room. Jay, you had thirty dollars. Facts yeah us
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  Speaker 1: the headline. Jay was making eighteen hundred a week when
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  Speaker 1: I met him. Oh donkey, you was bawling ja dogs.
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  Speaker 1: So I went back up to his room because I
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  Speaker 1: saw all that stuff. I said, hey, man, I saw
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  Speaker 1: you had a iron in here. Can I use your
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  Speaker 1: iron so I can press my clothes for the night.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, you gotta you gotta start getting this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be on the road. And I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, you know ian word, I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't finna here all this year. Touch you back,
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  Speaker 1: Oh dog, I was real tight. He was trying to
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  Speaker 1: help me. When I thought he was so humble, when
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  Speaker 1: I tell you he was. He came, let me tell,
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  Speaker 1: let me finish. He came back up. He had his
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  Speaker 1: hat rolled up like a like a yard worker. Man.
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  Speaker 1: He was sweating and everything. I ain't gonna have an
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  Speaker 1: iron with beet. Did you beat over holding? And then
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  Speaker 1: you're giving him when they didn't get in the room
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  Speaker 1: and never a thing. But if your beats over holding it,
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  Speaker 1: give me let me use your I don't have an eye.
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  Speaker 1: So I went cross street to Target and bought a
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  Speaker 1: nine dollars iron. So I am my outfit. That we
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  Speaker 1: meet up at the club. Jay had a powder blue
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  Speaker 1: pinto full of stuff. Man packed to the wind alway
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  Speaker 1: to the back. I go get my shoes and put
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  Speaker 1: them on and I go out there and I watched
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  Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown. Lord, he mercy Jesus. He was the
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  Speaker 1: most brilliant act boy I had seen in comedy. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I said that in complete and utter all. He told
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  Speaker 1: me at the show, he said, you're pretty funny, man,
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  Speaker 1: A couple moves you need to learn, but anywhere you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be pretty funny. I said, Man, if I could
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  Speaker 1: be funny, it's this boy right here. So we was
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  Speaker 1: on two of the dog he was. He had the
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  Speaker 1: white folks laughing. So and you know, it was no
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  Speaker 1: Black Headliners ever audience either, tim The only black headliners
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  Speaker 1: was j Anthony Brown, Byron Allen and George Wallace against
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  Speaker 1: it sitting bad. But you know I never saw sitting
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  Speaker 1: back because he was too big. You know, he was
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  Speaker 1: on star. So I was sitting up here, going, man,
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  Speaker 1: this is the greatest dude. We stayed together that whole
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  Speaker 1: week and we got to the weekend and we had
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  Speaker 1: a gig that was two nights in Columbus, Ohio, and
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  Speaker 1: one night. Man after the show the first night, he said, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I want to bring up a guy that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: great in this business. One day and I was the opening.
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  Speaker 1: He said, come on back up, man, close to show
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  Speaker 1: out with me. And we still on stage and sang
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  Speaker 1: that song why can't we be friend? Hands, Why can't
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  Speaker 1: we be friends? And we had an arm round each
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  Speaker 1: other on stage, and all the white people joined in.
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  Speaker 1: Jay Ja went home that night. Man, I was so
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  Speaker 1: emotional sitting on my bed. Man, I said, Man, this
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  Speaker 1: dude said I was gonna be great. And then the
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  Speaker 1: next night we closed and showed the same way. We
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  Speaker 1: exchanged phone numbers. Wasn't those cell phones, and we made
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  Speaker 1: a pack which said hey, man, if you ever need me,
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  Speaker 1: call me and leave a message. I checked my messages
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  Speaker 1: every four hours. And then we became friends. And he said,
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  Speaker 1: then we got so close. I said, hey, man, if
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: you ever get in trouble, just leave may date on
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  Speaker 1: the machine may day. And that's when we knew somebody
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  Speaker 1: was in trouble. We had to get in our car
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  Speaker 1: try to find him. And first time he came. None
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  Speaker 1: of that bag. Any day. She found my book, my
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  Speaker 1: entire book. What happened now we ain't got to go
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  Speaker 1: into who, but it was found female. Jay had a diary,
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  Speaker 1: oh that he kept recking of everything. He did. He
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  Speaker 1: wrote down all his thoughts and everything, and he left
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: it at this girl's house and he called me in.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: He said, may day, and it just so happened. I'm
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: going to Memphis. Now I knew the girl was okay.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I knew the girl because we had talked. We knew
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: each other's people, you know. And he said, man, she
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: found the book. God. All right, guys, we got up.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. That was a great coming up. Next,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it's the nephew would run that frank back. Right after this.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Dave Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Missianah standing by with our
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: national news for today. Texas Senator Ted Cruz is facing
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a lot of backlash for jetting off to Cancun, Mexico,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: while his home state, Texas is in a crisis. Plus
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: an entertainment news, Houston's own Beyonce has partnered with Adidas
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: to provide relief for Texas Winner Storm victims. We'll talk
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: about all of these stories at the top of the hour,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: but right now, the nephew is in the building with
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: run that prank back. What you got for us, nap,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I got shoplifters attentions shop shoplifters. Please shoplifters, let's go
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: kad doc. Hello, Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya Please.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Hi Tanya. My name is Daniel from the head of
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: store security here at your job. Yeah, listen, I'm trying
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: to see. Um, I'm gonna have to I know, to
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: day's your day off. I'm looking at the schedule here.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: It seems that you doesn't come back in until Saturday.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's possible I can get
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you to come to the store. There's a bit of
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: a situation I want to discuss with you. There's about
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise missing from the store.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: And we definitely know that this is a in house situation.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: This is not someone walking in shoplifting. This is definitely
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: an in house situation with employees who have evidently been
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: shoplifting from the store, taking things, and we want to
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: get down to the to the roots of the problem. Well, ma'am,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: it's uh. It's been brought to my attention that there's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: a possibility that you may be part of this situation,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: and I don't still you don't call my house accusing me?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Is still I still listening from Nope? But okay, well,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: my hangar man, what I'm trying to do is just
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: trying to you, trying to say out and stole something
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: and I stole them. Okay, wait just a second. Now,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: do you have a sister named Cynthia? Yeah, what about it? Well,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: now it seems that here on some of the footage
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: that we have on camera, that it's a possibility that
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: it seems like your sister's actually wearing some of the
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: merchandise that we sell here in the store. Okay, just
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: because she wears something that we sell in the store,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: don't mean that I stole it. Well, we don't see
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: where she's act. I backed the footage up as far
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: as I could. I don't see any footage of where
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: she purchased this particular merchandise. And my assumption is maybe
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you gave it to her. I gave her And just
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: because you don't see what somebody purchased it don't mean
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: that it's been stolen. Okay, here's what I'm gonna I'm
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: gonna just get to the chase of this Tanya what
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do is this if I can't
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: get you to come to the door man. And matter
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: of fact, here's another question for you before I go
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: any further. You have children at all? Tanya? Yeah? I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: got children? Why do you? Is it possible? Because I'm
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: missing a lot of baby merchandise as well? And you
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: know what, you know what you're really cruising for this morning? Okay,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna call somebody on the off day accusing
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: them of stealing. Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you coming into the office so I can talk with you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming no where on my off day. Well,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: then what's gonna happen, miss Tanya, is I'm gonna have
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: to actually come to your home, check your closet. I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: gonna have to check your kids and see if they're
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: check them, see if they're wearing merchandise that comes from this.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Come to my house if you want to, and they're
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: gonna take your somebody here in the body back. Excuse me?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: You heard what I said? You heard what I said?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: You don't call nobody. I bust my death store. I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: bust my to death store. You under staying me. I
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: work hard for y'all. Okay, you're you've been busting you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you've been busting your car here excusing me of stealing.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't so from nobody. I don't have to steal.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: That's why I work all that. You understand. I think
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you've been busting your butt. Taking stuff is what you've
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: been doing. You've been from nobody. You understand me. I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: do not steal. I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: your closet things. But it ain't no sea, if you understand,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm checking your babies as well, and I'm making
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: check my babies to see what happens. You put your
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: hands on any damn thing in here and see what happens. Okay,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have to drag your butt here.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now, you threatening me?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to drag out of your house. Security guy,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: You tough security guard. You like your job that much
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you're willing to die for that? Huh? Who said anything
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: about me? Die? I did come over here, and that's
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. That's what happens when you put people
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: on the off day, you get hurt. Okay, I get
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: a couple of day the days off, and y'all gonna
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: call me with this? Boy? So are you threatening me? Now?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I'm threatening you. Didn't you just call and say you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: was coming over here? Yes? I did bring you. I'm
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: don't bring your security. I'm don't. Let me tell you something, Okay,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I can. I can have you brought up on charges.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You know that, bring me up on charges and see
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: what happens. You see if you get that first. I'm
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: on my way over there now to check you when
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: your kids. You understand, man, I'm over here to check
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: me and my kids and see how they checked y'all.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Somebody here. Let me tell you something. Now, you got
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to tell me. You ain't got nothing to tell me.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You ain't got something. Why don't you go ahead and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: tell me what you took? Maybe I'll go light on you.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I'll go like I'm stupid or something. You don't sound
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: like a damn food. Why don't you tell me what
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you took? I took? I bet you teaching your little
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: kids over there how to steal too. Aren't you what
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: what you teaching a kid? Hey? Hey, hey, hey, now
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you hey, hey hey hey, hey, don't call me with
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: this on my sake. Let me tell you one mother,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I got one more thing
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to say to you. You ain't got nothing else to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: say to me? Are you listening what this is? Nephew
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harbin Martin Show. You just got
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: prank your sister sid to you? Okay, okay? Are you
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and that broad want to play games? Okay? Y'all want
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to play? Right? Y'all got joke. Y'all got joke. I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: got Joe for both of y'all around here taking care
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: of her and all her ugly play with me and
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: all day. All right? Tell you she told me, she
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: told me, she said that Timmy be be pranking people.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: You can't nobody get me that on crazy stuff that
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: come to people? Don't know somebody calling and tripping with this.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You told me you couldn't. You thought you couldn't be
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: got That's all right, y'all got me. It's a good well.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I love you. I got some bug like all right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you one more thing. What is the
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land but Steve Harvey Morning Show? Oh,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: if you ever stole something stand up nine just going
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: on fasts up for you ever stold something about to stoke?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Know you took it? You? No, No, you didn't. Okay, ladies,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with Sherley's. Shirley Ever stole somebody to stop? Yeah,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: some candy our caller. Why you're so quiet? You know
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm a louder than that. What you didn't stoke about
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: to stoke? Com candy and some chips, some Snickers and Reese's,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: some hot tom list all that different occasions. Jay stow
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: some Valentine candy and when I gave it to the girls,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: she had already got candy blue somebody else, and I
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: got in trouble for stealing it. Then candy that I stole,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: So that didn't work out. You see why the way
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I am what diabetic or better? My uncle? Well, you
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: asked everyone in the room to stand up, so I
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: actually stood stall the time. Clothes, car batteries, fishing girl,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: car bar tires. I have stole cable, I have stole
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: riches of two SEC batteries. I have sold detergent, deter
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: stove credit cards. We don't have time for his books
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: on the counter one term out of the hour. But
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Shirley our car battery, I know smoke, we gotta go,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you thief coming under the top of the hour Entertainment
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: and National. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: in today's entertainment news. According to the Shade Room Now
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Houston Zone, Beyonce, her Be Good Foundation, and Adidas are
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: working with Beyonce's church in Houston, the Bread of Life, Inc.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: To provide relief to victims of the winter storm. The
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: fund would provide one time financial assistance to those who
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: have experienced a non recurring sudden emergency hardship due to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: an unforeseen or unavoidable event. Residents in Texas are eligible
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: to apply. Just go to Beyonce dot com Beyonce dot com. Wow,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: that's not yes law. Have you seen Oh yes, yes,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I want that blue baby blue fur. Yes, yes, yes,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I want you know something, y'all? That that girl, man,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: every time something happened, she steps up. She's a giver.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: She shared that testing van set up for people. Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: drove around, She had that medical van going around helping people.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: She just said food down there. That girl, that girl
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: is the truth man, right, yeah, yeah, meanwhile yeah right,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And speaking of Texas, since she said Ted Cruz, well
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: he is facing backlash after picture surface on social media
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of him and his family traveling on a trip to
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Cancoon while his home state of Texas was battered by
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: that Winner story arm and widespread power outages. Uh. This
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: storm left millions of Texas residents freezing and fearing for
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: their life. He said that his daughter wanted to go
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: on a trip with their friends. Uh since school was out. Um,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: so he was being a good dad flying with her
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: down there. Well well, now, after all the backlash and everything, chump,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Ted jumped. It was perfect. Ted jumped on a plane
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: yesterday and came right on back to Texas. Okay, the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Texas Democrats are calling for Ted Cruz to be expelled.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Be yeah, I love it. Yeah, I mean how insensitive?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Can't come? Yeah? And he was just out in the
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: open with it, you know, all on the plane like
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: he's vacationing, right. Yeah, what do you think? What a loser?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You don't worry, no nothing. Spineless learned from the worst.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: He learned from the worst. Little stand for they talk
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: about your wife, you let that fly? You just you
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: just talk about your deceased father. Come nothing, This man
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: called your wife ugly humiliated and pictures Trump. Yeah, Hale
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: to pitt you up his wife and Milania. That was
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: his joke. Boy, let me tell you some to see
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: your ass. He depended Trent. He offered to plead his case,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: to plead Trump's case. He went to Ted Cruise. Yeah,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Crewse said yes, yeah. And this man talked about your wife. Okay,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: he's the most nothing ass politician of them all talk yes, sir, yes,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: what you saying? All of it, it's just oh. And
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: then he had this big old bag um talking about
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: he was only going to be there for one night.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: He was doing what you got, but you got. But yeah,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, time for headlines. Let's move on, ladies
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Miss Anne Trip okay, thank you. The lights
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: slowly coming back on the homes of millions of Texans
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: after this week's record breaking winter storm, but safe drinking
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: water now at a premium. That's because the week's unusually
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: frigid temperatures have caused pipes to burst, that in turn
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: has prompted a boil water advisory. With everything else that's
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: called roll, that's caused rolling blackouts, So people trying to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: do that. The City of Tylers spokeswoman Luan Campbell says
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: it's hard to boil water with no electricity and impossible
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: to work with busted and frozen pipes. The water pressure
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: is below levels that are required by the Texas Commission
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: on Environmental Quality TCQ, and that water pressure maintains op
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: little safety for the water. So we can't meet that pressure.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: The below freezing up. Whether that's to hit the Deep
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: South by the way, especially the Gulf refinery region, or
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a poorly course gas prices to rise. Now, this is
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: all you know. One thing is like a domino effect,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: is everything is affected by everything else. Biden administration says
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it's providing some two billion dollars to aid COVID vaccine
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: distrestribution in ninety two low and middle income countries. Now,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the reason being that by allowing the virus to spread
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: on checked in poorer countries, it keeps Americans at risk
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: because what happens that become more variants of the virus
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: they develop, and then we have to deal with that
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Democratic Control Congress schedule to give take up immigration reform soon. Finally,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Amazon's retiring CEO Jeff Bezos, officially the richest man in
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the world. Force magazine puts second runner up Elon musket
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy three billion, bezol one hundred and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: ninety billion. Where does Donald Trump come in? He's number
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred and thirty four with two billion still money
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: to me, and I don't have any of it. Money, money, money.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: all right? Steve introduced your best friend. You've done him many,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: many years, many years. We go back, black Cadillac seats,
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  Speaker 1: Ace Boon, Coon Buzzart, back buddies, ladies and gentlemen. Janthan Brown.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: In honor of Black History Month and honor Black History Month,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I will give you the greatest haters of Black history
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: of all time. Great things they did, but they all
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: had haters for once like this. In nineteen twenty six,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Willie T. Kennedy, better known his Lips, was the first
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: person to wet up a marijuana joint. After that he
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: was no longer allowed to smoke with the group. Kent
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: cont Kenya, a runaway slave, once said to Harriet Tubman.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Kente kunt Kenya once said to Harriet Tubman, are we
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: there yet? Walter to Douglas said to Langston Hughes, a
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: great American poet. He said to Langston Hughes, how come
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: your stuff don't rhyme? What's up that? Benjamin Bannagher, who
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: designed Washington d C. Laid out the plants for Washington C.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: A hater once said to him, what's up with all
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: these one way streets? And how do I get to
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Ben's chili bowl? These are haters? Haters Garrett Garrett Morgan,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: who invented the stoplight. He invented the stoplight. A hater
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: once said to him, Let me get this right. The
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: light green, the light turns red, and the light turns yellow.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: That's it, Oh my god, Haters, haters. Garrett Augustus Morgan,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the man who invented the gas as smash. A hater
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: once said to him. A hater said to him, you know,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: when you put this thing on your face, can't nobody
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: tell who you are? A hater? And the last, last,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: but at least, Walker T. Bentley, while coming home from work,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: noticed that there was a Chicago fire. This is where
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the phrase the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: But a man, a man, I'm not finished. A man
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: who worked at that same plant saw the same fire
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and said, we don't need no water. Let the this
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: we don't need Let them we don't no water, he said,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the roof, the roof, the roof. The man who used
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: to worth it and got frie sit. We don't need
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: no water. Let them burn burn this has been burn
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: black Haters of History by Brown Heavy Black History Month.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Jay. Coming up at thirty four, we're gonna
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: play you'll see something very special from our very own
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Steve, question for you,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: how do you feel about the younger generation using your
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: voice in their TikTok videos or Instagram real posts And
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: this particular video, these two young men who did a
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: reenactment of the skit of you asking your brother's advice
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: on how to ask a lady out on a date. Well,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: this video, Steve, has gone viral with well over one
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: point seven million views. Well we'll play a little bit
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: of it. Take a listen. Girl in college. Man, she
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: was like, she was so out my lead. Now I'm
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: in college. I'm a freshman. So that evening I went home.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I'm in college. I called my brother. I said, hey, man,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I just met this girl. I ain't really met her.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I see him, man, but how do I get right
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: next to it? Hey? Listen, it sends your chipping phone.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: All you got to do tomorrow when you see her
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: walk up to her and say, excuse me. I don't
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: want to disrupt your day and nothing you got going,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: but it would really really make my day if you
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: would tell me your name, and when you say that,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: just walk away. Next day in school, as soon as
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I saw her, I walked right up to I said,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: excuse me, said, I don't want to interrupt your day
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: and stop nothing you're doing, but it would really make
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: my day if you would just tell me what your
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: name is. She said, It's Melinda. I said, Melenda, Thank you.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: So I went home that evening and I called my brother.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, I did it. He said, Did
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: you walk away like I told you? I said, yeah,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I said, But what I do next? He said, tomorrow
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: walk up to and tell her, introduce yourself and tell
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: her your name and say so the next time I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: see you and I say hello to you. It would
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: mean so much to me if you would just say
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: my name back to me, I say, I said, And
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: then what I do? He said, walk on. So next
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: day I see her, I walked he through. I said, hey, Melinda,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: she said. I said, hold, I'm gonna say. I said,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I'd like to tell you my name. My name is Steve.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I said, all I want is when I say hello, Melinda,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I would just love to hear you say my name
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: back to me. That would mean so much to me.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I said, let's try this. I say hello Melinda, She
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: said hello, Steve said, back to the rule. That night
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I called my brother, I said, Bro, I said, I
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: say what I do next. First of all, man, stop
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: sounding anxious. Slow your role. You got to get smooth
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: with this. Now Tomorrow when you see it, you say
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: hello to her, waiting on her to say your name,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: and then act like it knocked you out, to act
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: like it knocked me off, and then walk off? What
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the hell you think? Click at Melinda? How you doing? Haste? Bro?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I did that? Walked off? They're so cute video these guys,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: these kids re enacted it and they finished it up.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: It's really a cool story, and it actually happened. I
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: did that a few years ago on my talk show
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Okay from right, That's where it came from, you know,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: And it really happened. That's how I met this girl
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: in college. It was out of my leag but I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: didn't know how to talk to us, so I had
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: to call my brother. My brother Terror was a player,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: so I had to call him. So what did you
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: think about the two boys that did at this? I thought,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna reach out to them
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to really good job because it was really amazing. It was.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I got something else I did, um that I'm gonna
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: release this video. You know that. I don't know if
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: you saw the video that janitor that made the half
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: court shot. Uh uh hey man, y'all need to y'all
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: need to brush up on your social media skid. You
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: know now, y'all don't even know what happened. You know either,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: y'all need some kids wanted the two But I'll tell
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: you something. One day, when we finished editing it, I
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: just shot it today. It's really really good, Okay to
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: look forward to. Ratulations to the guys who re enacted
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: this video for you. If you want they want to
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: see it, Yeah, they can go to Steve Harvey FM
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and check it out. Yeah. Coming up next, the Nephew
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: with Today's praying phone call right after this, you're listening
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after the hour,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter for today, the subject post Valentine's
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Day drama. But right now the nephew is in the building.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: He's here with today's prying phone call what you got
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: for us? Now? The title is Jean, I got you girl, Gene,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I got you girl? Come on, can't hello sweet to Jeane?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: My name Vernon brother was planning what's going on? You
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: need to high let you for a minute, my man.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I want to howl let you about your Why so
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: you got a minute? Yeah, I'm listening. I don't even
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: know how to break this till you do. I just
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: want to be straight up with you, man. Me and
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: your wife have been kind of seeing each other, and
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: really she want to let you go. But she ain't,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you know, she really ain't got it got it up
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: in her to say she want to let you go.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: a minute now, so I don't know how well you know,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just coming at you like a man brother, trying
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: to let you know she don't even really want you
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: no more. You know, we've ben't talked about it, talked
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: about it, and I'm just trying to get it all.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of hiding with it. Really, okay, okay,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Well you know it's a lot smoother than I expected. Player, man,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: it is what it is. It is what it is.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, a long as long as you, as long
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: as you cool, I thought, you know, I just want
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to be a man called or how I let you
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: let you know? Have you seen her today? And where
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: are you from Jersey? I'm up around Newark. I mean
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you said it's a lot smooder than you thought I
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: was gonna be. Well, you know, anytime I'm another man
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: from the call, another man about his wife. I mean, yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you don't expect it to be nothing, you know, pretty simple,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: that's for sure. I didn't contemplate it a long time
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: by calling you saw you know, the day I just
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: said the head whatever, I get my number, So I've
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: been hand your number. I had your number a long time.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: All right. Now you say you're looking uh, there's a
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: lot smoother than you thought it was gonna be. It
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: ain't that smooth. But you know you don't want you know,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: like the thing is, you got one up woman because
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you know my information. Now I's gonna come find you. Okay,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up? Now good?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: You feel like I'm hold up? Okay, you feel like
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you need to be looking for me or something. Brother, Look, look,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: let's check this out. This is a decision that the
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. So you
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: You have no reason to be coming looking for me
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. And
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why I'm
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: calling you like a man. Brother, Trust me. Ain't that
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I'm never worried about. Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know up front sheet with me and
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: her contemplated a long time, y'all to y'alla, so now
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: you know here we are. So I said, you know,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: what the hell with it? I'm calling today. Y'all should
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: have did this on the phone together. I respect both
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: of y'all a lot more. Okay, well you know, and
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: then you know, if that's what it's got to be,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: we be face to face together whatever it's gotta be, man, Okay, So,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: but but let me ask you this here where it's
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: going in. Once we're both staying flat footed and tell
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you how it is. Then what I ain't gonna never
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: be flat footed? Okay? What flat footed or upside down?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Ain't where you want to look at it. Bro, I'm
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: trying not to get into this physical part, but it
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: seemed like you're leaning that way with me. It could
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: be withever. You know, you could be on this side
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: of the dirt or the other side and don't make
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: it difference. It never does, brother, it never does. When
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: two bulls come together, one of them got to go down. No,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You've got
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: my information. Guess what now, I'm not loaded than hunter
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: for you. You lock and loaded. There's no need for
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: you to say. There's no need for us discussing anymore. Okay, cool?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: You know why we at it, man, Let me go
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: and drop it all on you then, because it's it
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: seemed like we need to go and get it all
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: out the way. You cool, you know what I'm saying.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I think you need you know, a matter of fact,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: if you want to just keep it all the way real,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you might want to go take a blood test about
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: a line and make sure you to Papa to that.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: All right? Feel me? Got it? So I'm gonna have
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: your wife getting your car man because we didn't contemplate
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: it or too long and it's time. Yeah, you do that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: You know my information? Like I said, you said enough,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: you're hit enough bones yet now I'm really loading hunter
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: for somebody, So you know what I mean. And somebody's
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: got to go. What you mean? Wait, what was all this?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Somebody got to go? What you're saying, somebody got to go? Okay,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you're talking about either me or you. One of us
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: got to go because you're saying the wrong thing. Because
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: what you must understand is if I've given you as
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: much information as I already have, that means I have
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: enough information to know where you are. Brother, you know
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: nothing about me norway I reside. So if you're gonna
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: talk about locking load and somebody got to go, then
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you're saying it to the wrong person, because I'm already
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: up on you. Player. You got a first off, they
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: ain't really annoyed because it's got a country action. So
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: second off, like you've done them on the real street.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: So however you want to handle it, you know my information.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Guess what. I don't reside did the more. I ain't
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: doing the more. That's what. Now you got to start
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: from scratch like me. I tell you, he'll go to math. Man,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you're ready for that. You're ready for this math, You're
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: ready to play. He'll go to math. This nephew Tommy
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey mart And Show. You've been pranked
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: by your wife. I'm a killer, yeah black man. Until
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I but you you kind of had me scared for
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: a minute because you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: eating over there, you never did stop eating on it. Oh,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna stop eating keeps every morning. What's the
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: baddest radio morning show in the land, Steve Harvey Show.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: That was a real timing. That little guy, real gangster
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: guy there that I was scared for. He was he
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: was gonna do something to you man, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I felt hurt while he was talking. I felt pain coming.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you want to all of us
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: tell him it's a joke quick. Hey man, hey man,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: you wanna you you wanna keep it all away. Really
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you probably need to get a blood test for little Alana. Yeah,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: so yeah, he said right there, he said, right there,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you crossed the line. Now, he said, yeah, somebody got
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: to go now. And he said, Tommy, he said, he
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: don't live there, no, most so I'm looking for you.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: That was checkmate, right there, that was ye, I'm still
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I actually got scared Jay right now. Yeah, when your
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: heart started popping and you say, you know what, this
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: is not something I shouldn't. I should see see you
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: ain't from the north with that country, that country as
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you got. If you ain't no north side blank and
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: blank nowhere, I'll see what you'll know. That was. That
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: was scary, Tommy. That was really scary, man. And the
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: fact that I know he wasn't afraid of you. He
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: never stopped eating. He never because most people put their
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: food down. To make a point, he was, let me
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: ask you something. You was listening. You was listening, and
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: what was he really eating? What was that well? I
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: don't know what it was, but he was able to
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: keep his mind on his food and you at the
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: same time. And he didn't want to beat. He didn't
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: speak huh uh broccoli or something. Yeah, I made it
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: through it, and uh, he's okay, you're not looking for me.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: He's not wanting to me. But he sounded like a
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: guy that don't let the joke go though, Tommy, he does.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this jake. After we got through recording,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I did stay on long enough to make show are
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: you and I are we cool? You coold? Do you
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: need anything from me? You? Did he ever? You need
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: an autograph book from Steve? Whatever you need? I got that.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: He need Steve to call you or something that's my
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: nephew playing you know whatever you did he ever crack
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: a smile? Did he ever like never wance? Yeah? Never?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You know, like when we got all be like, you know, yeah,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make you know, but you know, hey,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: you know you messing with the wrong one. You know,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: hopefully I'll see you all time? What do that mean?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you'll see me When a black man go uh huh.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: He's just bringing he's just taking in information. He ain't
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: afraid of nothing. And I know a nick bone when
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I hear one shrimp and Bridley. All right, thank you, nephew,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: coming out. We got the Strawberry Letters subject post Valentine's
• 53:32
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• 53:37
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• 54:39
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• 54:45
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• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Subject post Valentine's Day drama. Dear Stephen Shirley, I need
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: help getting back on track with my girl. My girl
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: makes a big deal about Valentine's Day, even though I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: spoil her all year long. I'm a true romantic and
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I love this woman. I also have two female friends
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: that I've known for many years, and my girl is
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: friendly with them. This Valentine's Day, I went all out
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: and prepared for lay MiG young lobster tails, garlic, mashed potatoes,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and a Greek salad for my girl. I laid her
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: out with a nice gift, and I had her favorite
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: candles lit while we ate. I'm a chef, so I
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: cook like this for her all the time. Here's where
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I went wrong. I also made a plate for my
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: female friend because she got dumped recently and she's been depressed.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I also sent a floral bouquet to my other female
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: friend because she just had a death in her family
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: and she's been grieving alone because of the quarantine. I
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: didn't mention it to my girl, and I didn't I
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: needed to our Valentine's Night got off to a great start,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and the drama started. After dinner, I went and jumped
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: in the shower and left my phone in the din. God,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: my female friend sent a text a picture of the flowers,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: saying thank you with a kissy face emoji. Of course,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a password on my phone since I
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: don't have anything to hide. My girl was furious when
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I got out of the shower and she left after
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: she showed me the text. An hour or so later,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: my girl sent me a screenshot of my other female
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: friend's IG post and it was a picture of the
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: plate I gave her and the caption read my favorite chef.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: It was the same food that I fixed for my girl.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: My girl said it's over and told me I should
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: be with one of those girls instead, but I want her.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Can you please help me out here? Well, certainly gonna try.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Everything you did. Everything you did in this letter was
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: just dumb and dumber. I mean, seriously, you left your phone,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: you did that? What were you thinking? I mean, you
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: started off great, though, I have to give you credit.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: You started off great with a delicious meal, the lobster tail,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the candles, and you bought her a nice gift and everything.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, but then you had to blow it. I mean,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: you know this was supposed to be her special now
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you said she makes a big deal about Valentine's Day.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: You know this was her night for love and attention
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: from you, not your female friends. I mean, they could
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: have waited one more day. Then you could have included
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: your girl. You know, you guys could have both done
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: it together since they were both going through things and
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: she's friendly with them too. You said that would have
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: made it so much better. And you know what, no woman,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: no woman wants to share Valentine today. They just don't.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: They don't want to share it with anyone, let alone
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: to other women. Okay, I just can't stress. That's enough,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and that's why she's so mad right now. Can you
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: fix this? You say you need help. I don't know,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: but you know, everything and anything is possible. You gotta
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: do a whole lot of begging and pleading and praying
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: and crying, all of that. All of that's a start.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: That's a start. Because she's big mad right now. It's
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: gonna take something real big to get her back. I mean,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: she might eventually come around, but you got to start
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: with asking her for forgiveness for what you did. Tell
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: her it was dumb. You weren't thinking, you know these
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: two girls, tell her why you did it and all
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: of that. But yeah, this was just dumb on your part.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. This was just dumb. And that's why your
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: girlfriend feels like you know, you do this for everyone,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: what makes her special. That's what she's going through right now.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: So you can try, you can try to fix it.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Anything's possible. Steve Well well a player or shout out.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Let me let me retract that statement, because you ain't
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: no player. Okay, br I don't even understand you. I
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: really don't. Man, you don't have see you. You ain't
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: that bright fellas, Listen to me. We're not that smart.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: We're not that crafty. You cannot not have a pass
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: code on your phone dog, girlfriend or not or wife.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: You can't have a phone without a pass code. So
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: your phone rang, anybody can answer it and got what? Dog?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Are you nuts? That's for starters? But you you real stupid.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: And you know I know you stupid because I've done
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  Speaker 1: this before. Yes, I've done this with Christmas gifts, do
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: but I did this when I was eighteen. Yeah, all right,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Hold that thought, Steve, Hold that thought. Please. We'll come
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: right back with part two of Steve's response to twenty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. The subject of my strawberry
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: letter today is post Valentine's Day drama. We'll get back
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening show, all right,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The dumbest letter,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: this fool day drama is the subject. Now, what this
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: food did, y'all? Was he want to get back on
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: track when this girl, because this girl makes a big
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: deal about Valentine's Day. Now he claims that he spoils
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  Speaker 1: her all year long. That is questionable. I'm going to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: explain it to you that right there is questionable. You
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  Speaker 1: just did that to give yourself a cushion in this letter,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Anyway, you also have two female friends that
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  Speaker 1: I've known for many years, and my girl is friendly
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: with them. Really well, after we go with what happened
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  Speaker 1: in the letter, don't seem like that all that damn
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: friendly to me? You know, somebody putting up with them
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  Speaker 1: and going along with it just because you've insisted that
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  Speaker 1: they're your good friends. But the moment something happened. She
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: shows you how friendly she is and how she feel
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  Speaker 1: about your little friendship. I keep telling y'all about these
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: opposite sex friends y'all think y'all can have and ain't
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: gonna create no problems in your relationship. I've said it
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a hundred times. You can have opposite sex friends, but
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna lead to some situations. And here we are.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Your dumb ass made your girl a wonderful dinner. Garlic mash, potatoes, lobster,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: you know FilmOn, and you're a chef. You said it
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: all out, got her favorite candle, y'all having Valentine's dinner.
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  Speaker 1: You go to take a shower. You think it's fitting
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: be on and cracking. You fitting go get all this
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  Speaker 1: smoky smell out you out your but because you cooked
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: all this felon hand lobster. You over here, you surfing turf.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: You smell like you smell like a cow in fish.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: So you did all up in here trying to get
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  Speaker 1: sexy like your night just fitting to be jumping. Your
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: dumb ass, leave your phone in the it ain't got
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: no code on it, and it pop up. Your first
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: girlfriend who got dumped by her boyfriend. You fell sorry
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: for her, made her plates, send her the same damn
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: food you have made for your so the whole time
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: you cooking this special dinner for your girl, you don't
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: separated and made the same damn thing for your girl friend.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: You're stupid, and then you send it to her and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: you send her some damn anyway. She send you the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: picture with kissy face, thank you the other girl that
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: your friend had a deafenitive family, no telling high damn
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: long ago. You didn't send her a flower and some
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: damn fool you just a fool. She send you a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: text loving that and your girl see it. You come
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: out to shower or hell, break loose. She leaves. Now
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: you want to get back with her. See prep player,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: here's your problem. You didn't messed up, and the probably
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: was costing you as your age because you never said
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: it in the letter. How old you are? Let me
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I was eighteen years old, man. I
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: went down to make company. They had a little special
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: at Christmas by one turk coorse bracelet, get another one free.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: So I bought my girlfriend and my side chick the
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: same damn bracelet. I go home, put them in the
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: same box, put their name on it, wrap it in
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: the same paper and set up there and got the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: damn boxes mixed up. So when I hand for New
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Year's Eve, I mean Christmas Eve, hup, bracelet turd. Course
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Christmas Day I get my girlfriend hers. But when they
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: opened the boxes, they got each other name in it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: because I had the same paper, same gilt, same box.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I'm eighteen, stupid, Now you're a grown man. You are
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: a chef somewhere your ass did this. I never recovered
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: from that. I end up losing both the chicks. They course,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: even even at eighteen day was going you be a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: stupid bigg They called me everything that was wrong with me.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: That was when I had started getting used to my
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: physical features and I thought I had a chance maybe,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: and they broke me down. They reminded me, you big, live,
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  Speaker 1: wide nose, dumb ass, gonna sit up in here and
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: give me this box with this health of name on it.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Ought to go over. Then they ended up talking one
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: time found out they had the same damn gift. Huh Jesus,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: but I was eighteen. This is not the one, Steve
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: that you said. The girl said that she didn't like
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: your face. That's no, this is a whole. Another guy,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: I've been destroyed by women comments, mind tire life. Yeah,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I don't like your facial features. I discovered that in
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: the ninth grade, So that's what I was happy. So
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I was trying to tell you that at eighteen, I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: had worked through that, and then when I did this,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: both of them brought it back up again. You big, live,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: wide nose, stupid ass, and that shotted me again. It
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: took me right back to you don't like my facial features.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: And so the problem you got, dog is your ass
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: is old. Yeah, you didn't messed up. You're stupid. Feel special?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: You need first thing? You need this pastor. Thank you Steve.
• 1:06:16
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• 1:06:22
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• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Naomi and Serena. Right after that, all you're listening to
• 1:06:31
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• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: We got a few more days to go in Black
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: History Month. Everything black, let's see it, did see it twice.
• 1:06:42
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  Speaker 1: All right, So did you guys, see the black Girl
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  Speaker 1: magic historic moment when tennis greats Naomi Osaka played the
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: goat and her idol Serena Williams at the Australian Open.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: You saw a jay right, Yeah, Naomi defeated Serenacca. Man
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I was really pulling for us yea yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: for sentimental reasons and everything. Yeah, Naomi defeated She won,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: She defeated Serena, but they hugged after the match. I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: love that moment. I love that. It was beauty right,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: good moment. Yeahah. Naomi spoke about Serena during an on
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: court interview. Take a listen. I don't know if there's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: any little kids out here today, but I was a
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: little kid watching her play, and just to be on
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: the court playing against her, for me is a dream. Um.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: And I think the biggest thing that I've learned over
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: the years is just like you know, you're a competitor,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: you're playing against another competitor, and um, that itself is
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the funnest part, because tennis is a game. Yeah. I
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: love her. I love She's so sweet. Yeah, she's champions.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Just going ain't happening? Well after the match, After the match, guys,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Serena left the postgame interview. Take a listen to this,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: considering how well you've played to get to this stage.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: What do you feel cause that it was just one
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: of those bad days at the office. Oh um, I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: don't know. That touched my heart? You know, it really
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: did touch any that. Yeah, she couldn't even answer to touch. Okay,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: so so emotional. How many does Serena need to be?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Who have one already got it? Okay? So how many?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Okay that's Serena. How many does He's the greatest of
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: all time? Yeah, Tiger. I think Tiger's two or three
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: away to major major majors. He's tied with wins. I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: think he wanted, I think got to win. But I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: think he's missing three or four majors. When he won
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: the Masters the other year, that that knock him one
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: more closer. And but listen to me, man, make no
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: mistake about it. The greatest golfer of all time is
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Tiger words. Sena is the greatest. Yeah Serena, y'all can't
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you can't touch Serena. That is the greatest tennis player
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: to ever live? Yeah, man or woman, that's right. Her
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: husband was backing a t shirt that said my wife
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: is the greatest female athlete. Then the female was crossed out.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: It just said my wife is the greatest athlete. I
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: love that. Love that, all right, congratulations to them both.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll be
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. Hi, guys, let's play
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: a game with our comedians. Carla, it's Paul. What's the
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  Speaker 1: first thing you do if dot dot dot Okay? Okaya
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  Speaker 1: took my dot dot dot Okay, but coming you own
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  Speaker 1: your own dot dot dot dot right, oh, dot dot
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  Speaker 1: dot alright, alright, you gotta go dot dot dot dot.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You gotta do four dots because you know own the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: four dots. He only three that all right? What's the
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: first thing you do if dot dot dot dot? Uh,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: you were left at the altar? That's me? First of all. First,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: God knows if I'm left that though that God knows
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: that I shouldn't be going through that again. And God
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: spoke to her and made her lead. That's the first thing.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, God, I'm falling on my knees and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: following I'm hugging the minister. I'm hugging all the brides maids.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all for coming. Thank I'm thinking everybody, if that
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: happens to me, because god I'm doing Come on, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. If you leave me after all
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: the like that, I'm going over to my side of
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: the church where my family is and letting them know.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: This is a prank. Okay, I just wanted us to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: all get together because we don't really see each other
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: that much, you know. I'm just glad that we love
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: each other. The fact that y'all came out to be
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: a part of it. This but this wasn't really happening. Okay,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: this is a joke. But I'm just glad we all together.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: If we can all just now, you know, go downstairs
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: and get some drains and have some food. Have you
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: got all? Right? Come on, Steve, what's the first thing
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: you do if you were left at the altar? I'm
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: gonna go with my girlfriend's house and get you better
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: keep up, all right, guys, here's another one. What's the
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: first thing you do if you saw your neighbor cheating
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: on their significant other, on their wife or husband or whatever. Oh,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: by my neighbor cheating, you ain't cheating my neighbors. So
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: there ain't no cheating going on because you yea, you
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: ain't seen you ain't seen these neighbors. That guy. Nobody's cheating,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: no nobody. If I moved someplace else, I have new names,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: but not the ones I got now, good, okay, okay,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: this is two different deals here. Okay. Now, if it's
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: the female you know that's cheating, then I got to
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: go and let her know. We got to work a
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: deal because I didn't caut you. Okay, So I need it.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I need it. I needed air winds for me. Okay,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: that's how. Yeah, air winds. Let's work this out. Now.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: If for some male that's doing the cheat, I'm gonna
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: let you know. I'm gonna need five hundred okay, five
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars here two weeks until I feel like I
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: think you didn't learn your lesson. That's how we're gonna
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: work this up. Gonna go down right like that, all right?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, what would you do the first thing
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: you do if you saw your neighbor cheating. I'm gonna
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: just tell him next time I catch your car backed
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: up on the edge of my yard like you normally
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: do it, I'm going to and tear your fat ass
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: wife what I saw keep pulling that car up over
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: the edge of my yard and stupid. Yeah, all right,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: here we go. What's the first thing you do if
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you found the bag of money on the side of
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: the road. What how much you gotta put? An amount?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: You gotta put? Thousands, thousands and thousands, ten thousand, ten thousand. Oh,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: it's just going in my pocket ten thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: if you found a bag of money, let me tell
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: you how how game should be. I could see somebody
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: drop it and not notice it, and I'm still picking
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: it up, you know what I mean. I'm not gonna go, hey,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: you dropped something if they don't see it. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I'm good with it. Go ahead, big dog, take us
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: out there. No, it ain't number one answer because I'm
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: just trying to take for ten grand I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I get shot right in front of my whole family.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Ain't like some Hollywood with some Hollywood bullets. All right,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Trending stories of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 1: than ten ten million dollars now to create a unique
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• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: will be the former first daughter Malia Obama. What she's
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be joining his writing staff for a series called Hive. Now.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: The show is rumored to revolve around a Beyonce like character,
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  Speaker 1: so we have to watch out for that. It will
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  Speaker 1: Ago ain't nothing to watch exactly, So look out for
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Maliah Obama's show. She'll be on the writing staff. It's
• 1:16:05
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Janathan Brown, in honor of Black History Month,
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  Speaker 1: I will give you the greatest haters of Black history
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: of all time. Great things they did, but they all
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: had haters for once like this. In nineteen twenty six,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Willie T. Kennedy, better known his Lips, was the first
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: person to wet up a man want to join. After that,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: he was no longer allowed to smoke with the group.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Kenton cont Kenya, a runaway slave, once said to Harriet Tubman.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Kine Kunta Kenya once said to Harriet Tubman, are we
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: there yet? Absolutely? Walter to Douglas said to Langston Hughes,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: a great American poet, how come your stuff don't rhyme?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: What's up? Benjamin Bannaker, who designed Washington d C. Laid
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: out the plans for Washington C. A hater once said
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: to him, what's up with all these one way streets?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: And how do I get to Ben's chili bowl? And
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: these are haters? Haters Garrett Garrett Morgan, who invented the stoplight.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: He invented the stoplight. A hater once said to him,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Let me get this right, that like the light turns
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: red and the light turns yellow. That's it. Oh my god,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: hate us, hate us. Garrett Augustus Market, the man who
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: invented the gas mass, A hater once said to him,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: you know, when you put this thing on your face,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: can't nobody tell who you are? A hater? And the
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: last last, for not least walk for t. Bentley, while
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: coming home from work, noticed that there was a Chicago fire.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: This is where the phrase the roof, the roof, the
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: roof is on fire. But a man, a man, I'm
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: not finished. A man who worked at that same plan
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: saw the same fire and said, we don't need no water.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Let the We don't let them. We don't no water,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: he said, the ruthless on fire. The man who used
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: to work there and got fire said we don't need
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: no water. Let them burn all right, coming up, it
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  Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. It is the
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Let me drop these words
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: of wisdom. We've been talking about relationships all day long
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: to the show. Remember men, remember if she's mad at you,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: not speaking to you, you got two damn days to
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: yourself and Joe today, Thank you, better man, close it
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• 1:19:53
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  Speaker 1: this week was dedicated to all the people whose third
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  Speaker 1: toe is shorter than the rest of They told that
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  Speaker 1: third toe. If your third toe is shorter than the
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  Speaker 1: rest of your show is for you. Huh, this show
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  Speaker 1: is for you. I know. There's no no no if
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  Speaker 1: your third toe is shorter than the rest of your toe. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jake, I like to dedicate the show to
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  Speaker 1: people whose real hair don't match their ponytail, but they
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  Speaker 1: Who's when people who put on belts and the back
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  Speaker 1: of the belt is four inches taller than they belt
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  Speaker 1: Those people, your belt buckle is pointed towards the ground
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  Speaker 1: me do a dedication right here for those for those
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  Speaker 1: of you that have super glue, gorilla glue your hand,
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  Speaker 1: all your eyelets, the different parts of your body because
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  Speaker 1: and spending their whole life thinking of ways to appeal
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  Speaker 1: to be taller. That's really hard, you know, platform shoes,
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  Speaker 1: everybody after picture jumping. When ain't nobody looking dedicated to you?
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  Speaker 1: All right? I got one another one to everybody out
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  Speaker 1: for people. Um, I'm blank, I'm so blank. I got it.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, show. It's dedicated to people who always sang
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  Speaker 1: along to songs and don't ever know the damn words. Ever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know one song, nothing nothing, I just wanting them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know none of the word. I'm strong, shout out,
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