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Cardi B., Bodak Yellow, That's My Jam, Future Wife, Boss and Dreams, Old Music, New Music, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Faith VS Tommy, 1 Million Dollars, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all bat
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  Speaker 1: have all sung looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: just like the moking buck things. And it's to y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good it, Steve guy, listen to me
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  Speaker 1: together for still far to moy Why don't you joy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well mobyya joining me honey, said you gotta do turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the time lobby got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water. Come come on your back at it. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will. A good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'll explain something y'all. You know when I when I
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and I say, dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm asking you to do is it's old school,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, And you know you say old people
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  Speaker 1: say I did you know? Never stop saying it? Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but dig me now. It's just I want you to
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  Speaker 1: don't you really feel me? I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying because really, this morning inspiration is all
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  Speaker 1: given in the spirit of sharing and love. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: about to expose me in any way. That's not the
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  Speaker 1: purpose of it. But I found that in my morning
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  Speaker 1: inspiration that it is best that I use some things
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  Speaker 1: about myself, because I mean, what better example can I use?
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  Speaker 1: Because I know me, I know what's happened to me,
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  Speaker 1: I know exactly how I felt all along the way
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  Speaker 1: concerning almost everything, every aspect of my life. I now
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  Speaker 1: fully do really understand why God had my life spend
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  Speaker 1: the way it spun. And here's the part that I
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  Speaker 1: want to give to you this morning, that first of all,
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  Speaker 1: whatever position you find yourself in today, we kind of
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  Speaker 1: come to one realization that we got ourselves there. We
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  Speaker 1: put ourselves there by a series of thoughts and actions.
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  Speaker 1: Thoughts turned into things. That's very important to know. So
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  Speaker 1: let's look at both sides of it. For people who
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  Speaker 1: think negative thoughts, it turns into negative things, and the
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  Speaker 1: direct opposite is true. For those who think positive thoughts,
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  Speaker 1: it turns into positive things. That's the deal. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: as simple as that, folks. I cannot break it down
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  Speaker 1: any cleaner, I cannot make it any clearer. Thoughts become things.
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  Speaker 1: So the one glaring question for all of us always
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  Speaker 1: is on a daily basis. What are you thinking? What
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  Speaker 1: are your thoughts? What are you thinking? What are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 1: Because I can assure you and it's not by a
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  Speaker 1: promise of mind. This is not a theory that Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey then came up with. This is a fact of life.
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  Speaker 1: This is biblical, This is spiritual, This is written, this
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  Speaker 1: is philosophical. This is the law of the universe. However,
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  Speaker 1: you need to drink this medicine to take to get
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  Speaker 1: it down and feel what I'm saying to you. This
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  Speaker 1: is just the way it is now and here the
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  Speaker 1: cold part, folks. It don't matter if you believe me
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  Speaker 1: or not. It does not matter if you have never
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  Speaker 1: been explained this or not. And it does not matter
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  Speaker 1: if you think it works in your life or not.
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  Speaker 1: It don't matter. Listen to me. It is the way
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  Speaker 1: it is. It is a scriptural, it is a spiritual,
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  Speaker 1: it is philosophical. It's just whatever the law of the
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  Speaker 1: universe you call whatever you want call. However, you got
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  Speaker 1: to dress this thing up to put it in the
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  Speaker 1: phase that you can feel me. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: feel me now, because this is all it is. So
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  Speaker 1: when I say that you are where we are today,
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  Speaker 1: because we thought ourselves here, are your best to believe
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  Speaker 1: that's true. You thought yourself here, no one else. See.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain something. I got people around me who
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  Speaker 1: so badly want to take credit for it, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't allow it. But because I keep pointing to the heavens,
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  Speaker 1: I keep pointing and and trying to say it out
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  Speaker 1: loud as many times as I can without being so offensive,
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  Speaker 1: that my life is by design, by grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 1: by blessings from God. My life is because God has
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  Speaker 1: seen it to be so. Oh, but I got plenty
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  Speaker 1: of people around me want credit for and want you
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  Speaker 1: to not give credit to God and give it to them.
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  Speaker 1: I got that. I got that, but I understand that. See,
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  Speaker 1: I understand what that is. That's a person whose design
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  Speaker 1: is to get the credit. But it's okay. It's so
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  Speaker 1: clear to me what my father was saying to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. As I get older and older, he
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  Speaker 1: always said to me, son, everybody come with you can't
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  Speaker 1: go with you, see every you know, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how people say that in church. You know, sometimes they
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  Speaker 1: go with people come into your life for seasons, and
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  Speaker 1: I I guess the same thing. You know, they season up,
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  Speaker 1: they're gone, well, you know, and then but then here
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  Speaker 1: the way they try to hold you though, or you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna forget where you come from. Oh, you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep it real no more. And so you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: trying to not forget where you come from and keep
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  Speaker 1: it real no more. But to what end is it
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  Speaker 1: to the good of your end? Or is it to
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  Speaker 1: the good of the end? To what end is keeping
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  Speaker 1: it real and not forgetting where you come from if
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  Speaker 1: it does not allow you to progress and move forward.
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  Speaker 1: I got where I come from. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: stay that no more. I don't forget where I come from.
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  Speaker 1: I know full well what I've been through. But that's
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  Speaker 1: what drives me, because I don't want to go back
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  Speaker 1: to that. That's the push for me. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: that no more. I don't want to go back where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. I don't want to keep it that
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  Speaker 1: real no more. It was real enough for me living
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  Speaker 1: in the car. I had enough of that real. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep it real now. I don't keep it real.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want to go
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  Speaker 1: keep it fantasize it. I want I wanna I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it out of this world. I want to
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  Speaker 1: keep it off the chain. I want to keep it moving.
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  Speaker 1: I want to keep it ball and I want to
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  Speaker 1: see that's like so naw, I ain't gonna forget where
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  Speaker 1: I come from, but you ain't gonna hold me to
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  Speaker 1: that though See, thoughts become things all day long? Where's
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  Speaker 1: your vision board? Where are the things that you won't
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  Speaker 1: written down? What do you think about the most? How
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  Speaker 1: grateful are you for what all God has done it
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  Speaker 1: for you? Where are you at with that? See? Here
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  Speaker 1: here another law. If thoughts become things, huh oh, he'll
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  Speaker 1: come to moment, y'all. If thoughts become things, let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this. If all you're thinking about is your debt,
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  Speaker 1: If all you're thinking about is what you ain't got,
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  Speaker 1: If all you're thinking about or is old, woe is me?
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  Speaker 1: If all you're thinking about is every time I turn around,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick. If all you thinking about it's the things
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  Speaker 1: in life that you're lacking. If that's all you're thinking about,
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  Speaker 1: And if thoughts become things, how much debt you think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna stay in? How much? How much how much
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  Speaker 1: lacking you thank you feel to feel your life with
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  Speaker 1: how much most stuff you feel to not have because
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  Speaker 1: you keep thinking about it all the time. When you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be grateful, when you're gonna say thank you, when
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  Speaker 1: you when it's gonna come out your mouth. Man, that
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  Speaker 1: I may not be where I want to be, but
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  Speaker 1: I show am grateful for what you've given me so far,
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  Speaker 1: for the things I have today, because I don't have
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  Speaker 1: to have these things. You know that does? That then
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  Speaker 1: opens up room for more stuff to come your way.
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  Speaker 1: To be grateful fall. But if you're gonna be ungrateful, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. I ain't God, I don't
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  Speaker 1: claim to be, But let me ask you something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: If you're ungrateful for the things we've got, if we
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  Speaker 1: can't show no gratitude for what what we have, why
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  Speaker 1: would God give us some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
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  Speaker 1: What would he do that for? Man, I blessed you
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  Speaker 1: with that. You ain't like that I gave you this.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't saying nothing to me about that. You you
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  Speaker 1: ain't feeling me on this right here. So I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what. Man, Let me stop giving this dude something
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  Speaker 1: because he just over here he ain't glad for nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Because if I give him some more, he's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: mad about that too. Tell anybody feel me right now.
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  Speaker 1: So when I say come on, y'all, dig me, now,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand why I say dig me? Because I
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel me. I want you to understand
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  Speaker 1: and come to the understanding, not saying you ain't. Because
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  Speaker 1: so many people got a deeper understanding than me about
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing. I promise you they do, but they
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm just trying to get you to
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  Speaker 1: walk up in this light, man, so you can go
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  Speaker 1: on with your life and quit tripping yourself out with
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts, because thoughts become things, all right. All days
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  Speaker 1: you only get one? Yeah, I always love my mom.
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  Speaker 1: of pranks though, with the today's prank phone call. What
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  Speaker 1: main line and you just keep going to voicemail or
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  Speaker 1: something like, can you call the main line? But you
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  Speaker 1: know I know I'm calling it last minute. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get a get a call for the night man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what you need? What listen? We we gotta we got
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  Speaker 1: of black limits ain't be cool? Okay, we got that.
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  Speaker 1: We got that. What time where I'm picking up? What time?
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  Speaker 1: What it costs? You know for an hour? Because all
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  Speaker 1: I need is an out where is it's sixty five hours? No,
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  Speaker 1: but we only do three hour minimum the first three
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  Speaker 1: hours sixty five okay, okay, okay, see that, we'll see
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  Speaker 1: say so all I need is an hour? Man? Really
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  Speaker 1: like forty five minutes? So do you think they will
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  Speaker 1: work with me where you can't get them. So you're
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  Speaker 1: dealing with me. Let me see. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I'll do you for a hundred fifty dollars and I'll
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  Speaker 1: take k But now I want you to know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: either credit card or received it something on the KVE
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  Speaker 1: to let them know. Because I'm not no crooked brother.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with
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  Speaker 1: that work pace one fifty. I do you one fifty
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  Speaker 1: when you pick me up, that's no problem there. When
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  Speaker 1: am I picking you up? In it? What time? All right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. I need eight Village
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  Speaker 1: Dry okay when I need to? And when am I
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  Speaker 1: taking yourself? I'm going downtown on Capital Street, downtown the
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  Speaker 1: Capital sto all right? And what time am I picking
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  Speaker 1: you up? You could get me like at eleven forty
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  Speaker 1: five to night that would be good. The forty five okay,
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  Speaker 1: at forty five minutes to an hour you're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: the forts Friday next and actually twelve forty five okay? Good? Um,
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  Speaker 1: let me see and downtown Capital what you didn't give
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  Speaker 1: an address? I don't even know the address. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to um to bank bank downtown all right, right, um?
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you something? Uh tony right? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm trying to get any business. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: don't ask questions usually, but a bank at night's gonna
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: be closed. I mean you, you're not going to work
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  Speaker 1: because I gotta take you back. So you're dropping off
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  Speaker 1: to something to somebody or something like. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't dropping nothing of if I'm picking something up
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  Speaker 1: to see. What I need you to do is just
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  Speaker 1: right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when
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  Speaker 1: I come out, man, I need you that out of
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  Speaker 1: call running and we need to get side of there.
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  Speaker 1: Wait mane you you ask me to run you down
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  Speaker 1: to a bank at midnight and you're kicking something up
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: at midnight. And I got to be ready to go
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: when you come out, Me and my boys when we
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  Speaker 1: come out of there, just come when when we get it.
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  Speaker 1: When we get back in the back of the limo,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to. I need you to put the
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  Speaker 1: pedal down, man, and let's get out of there. Look here,
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  Speaker 1: yea brother, Well, how old you man, I'm twenty four. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I figured. Ookay, Man, it sounds like you're
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: in some kind of shading. I don't do that, brother.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's man. You know you're a driver dog. Your
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: job is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: of all, you a's gonna be asking nobody where they're going,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: what doing You're supposed to drive? Let me what I'm
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: telling you. Once we come out to bank, drive try
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: let me stop. That's why I'm driving. You're working somewhere
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: else driving because I was ignorant like you at one time.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. But I don't know your
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  Speaker 1: business and really don't care at this point in time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing no crazy like this. Brother. Let me
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Man. What you need to do is
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: get your young into some type of training school or
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  Speaker 1: something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go down.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: The enemy's gonna blow your brains out. I ain't really
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: trying to hear all this. What I'm trying to do
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  Speaker 1: is play you this why I'm fifty, You driving me
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  Speaker 1: where I'm trying to go, and you ain't met back
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  Speaker 1: to a brother. You can't get right now, not even
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  Speaker 1: know advice. You need to listen to me. That's what's
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  Speaker 1: off overnight? Tight or you need to slow down because
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  Speaker 1: they got something, you feel me, they got hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on man, hold on what you know? You don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing you don't know, man, I need to know
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  Speaker 1: what are you're gonna be preaching to mat dog because
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I've been that man that's on driving the limo. Because
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I've been that young brother. I'm trying to keep you
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: from going that because you won't like it. Look at Sony.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you at this point.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not doing it, so you kept
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and all
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: the other young brothers to do this. Thumb you watch
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: too many of the movies or something. Brother, you need
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: to get your great because they gotta place for you. Prob.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. They read my offer. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: read it anything my mama told me. They didn't want
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  Speaker 1: You ain't ready for that man. You ain't ready for what.
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  Speaker 1: I think he got your land. Your brothers don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on out here. You got it too easy.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: See now you're talking about going down. They're robbing the bank.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You ain't no bank ropper. Your sound like no thudal
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  Speaker 1: ready for no jail? Could I say one more thing
• 27:25
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• 27:27
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• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your boy card.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: They don't got me the prank phone call you. I
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• 27:41
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• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Did you just hear what I just said? Though? What
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• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the
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  Speaker 1: you feeling I'm feeling smart? Oh my goodness? Are you ready?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Who we
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting out with some wonderful news. North Korea has
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  Speaker 1: at that June summit between President Ump and North Korea's
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  Speaker 1: House Conservatives are in a fight with the US Justice
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  Speaker 1: actually calling for Deputy Attorney General Rod rosen Stain's impeachment. However,
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  Speaker 1: I support impeachment of Rod Rosenstein No, I do not.
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  Speaker 1: now going to be opened up. No tariffs, no nothing,
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  Speaker 1: fighting back and he says he shouldn't have stepped down.
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  Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? Got it? All right? Stupid? Bye? All right, Tommy. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: All right? Faith? Thank you? Handy cloud girl? Okay? What
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  Speaker 1: I think so too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, say you.
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  Speaker 1: seven twenty eastern, six twenties Central. We are giving away
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  Speaker 1: a chance to win Steve Harvey's grand prize of one
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: million dollars. That is big. We're gonna play are you
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Smarter than Nephew Tommy coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after the hour, Today's
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, Jay and Tommy. Uh about y'all. I'm just
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: certain about heard y'all. Wasn't trying to help nobody. Somebody said, Steve,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: you need to get back here. The Strawberry Letter going
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: down the dre They're not trying to help. No. Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: but first come on, it's time for the prank phone
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: called Nephew Tommy. This goes out to everybody that don't
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: know how to tip the wait staff when they go
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: to the restaurant. This is called tips. Hello. Hello, I'm
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: trying to reach mr Mr Kinney. Yeah, this is how
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you doing. I'm I'm actually calling you from the seafood house.
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  Speaker 1: You you you came and had I waited on you.
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  Speaker 1: You came and had uh dinner over here the other night. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was your food. I was a service. Um every
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: everything was good. Um, I don't. I don't have any complaints.
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  Speaker 1: I always enjoy when I come there. Um, I don't.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I never got a phone call from you. Got everything
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: all right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything. So I'm actually, uh, I
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: don't know if you remember me. Waiting on you, but
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I actually waited on you. Okay, okay, how you doing?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I'm good with Would would you say, would you say
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  Speaker 1: that my service was was was pretty good enough to
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: par Yeah? Like I said, man, everything was excellent every
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: time I come there. The food is great, the service
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: is good. Um, I have no complaints. Everything is is good. Okay,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: good good deal, good deal, Mr Kenney. Listen you you
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, man, if you really
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed the service as well as the food. And
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming you you come here a lot, so I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: assuming you you really like the food that we put out,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, because if I can ask you
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay. If the
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: service was so good and you enjoyed everything, why why
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: why you? Why you took me the way you did?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You know you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you you you didn't even even close to temper sent
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you know I would just I just you called. First
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: of all, let me ask you something because I don't
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number down
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: on any survey. I didn't. I've never taken a survey,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: nor have I gotten a call from you guys, So
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: giving a courtesy call and I'm just curious about you know, courtesy. Hey,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: question how did you get my phone number? Because I
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: didn't give it to anybody there. So you you you've
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: done something that to to when I went on it.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I went on and research and whether it took to
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: get a number. So yeah, I did. I You know,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: it was just bothering to me that that you tipped
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: me the way you did. But it's bothering me that
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you're calling me, uh in the middle of the day
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: asking me about a tip. First of all, uh, you
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: said how much? Did you say? I tipped you? Yeah?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I got filed dollar tip and your your meal was
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: at least eight is something plus dollars. You you've done
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: all this research and you got the wrong number. You
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: got the wrong damn number, because first of all, I
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: took more than five damn dollars. I used to work
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: for Kills, bro, So let me explain that to you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I used to work for Chills and I know what
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: it's like. And then five dollars is no mean you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: got the wrong tyby. You don't done all this research
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: for not no no you you you Mr kiddies. I
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: waited on you and I'm kidded, but but you ain't
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: got the wrong kidders because chidnis don't damn five dollars.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: When I go out balled, baby, I go to the
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: people who because I want to entertain my people. You
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, So I don't know, but see,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: but see the problem I'm heaving. You know you you
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: you you bringing your people and you want to ball
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and everything. But you you know you're balling with them,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: but you're short changing the waister. I ain't short change
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  Speaker 1: the damn Look you complaining about five dollars. I give
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: you five dollars to get off this damn phone. That
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: would I give you five dollars for. I don't keep
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: no damn five dollars. But I got plenty of money.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I got plenty of money. I don't need you to
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: call me tell me how to damn kill. I told
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you man, I used to work for tips. I don't
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: need you to call me. You would think you would
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: think that if you would you would think that if
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you were somebody that worked for some tip that you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: would know how to come in and tik somebody leaves
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: at least fifteen percent. Man, I can't even understand how
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: how you come in? You balling you but you know
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: you don't. Brought a couple of people with you, and
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you leave me with five out Look here, man, I
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: leave you. I told your stupids. I ain't leave you
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: with no five dollars. Man, I left at least twenty
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: five dollars up in that thing called hosting some people.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And I want to show my gratitude or something. And
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: you're calling me like the wrong damn tip of mountain,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the wrong person. You don't got the wrong person and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: calling got the wrong person. You missed it, Kenneth. I
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: remember waiting on you and two other people when you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: came in there. What what? What? What are you in
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: there with two other people? Hen? Who the hell are you?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: How are you know all my damn business? Anyway? Cool?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? Because I'm because I'm the
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: one that way, I alway didn't tell yourself the only way,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: the only way, the only way we could really rectify it.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Won't you do this? Man? Won't you come back up
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  Speaker 1: here and bring me the tip that I deserve it.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming no damn when I told you a
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, when I come up there again, I'm
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: gonna look for your you give me your name, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: you give me your managing name, because a matter of fact,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call up there and come up there to
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: day because I don't appreciate you calling my damn phone
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: by some skill. And I know, good damn well, I
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: killed good money. Okay, we'll do that for me, doing
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: this for meney. When you do come up here today,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: when you bring me my damn killing money, I'm gonna
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: give you a tip. I'm gonna get you a till
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: quit calling people about it tip and maybe make some
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: better service and you'll get a better till I'm gonna
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: bring your tip. I'm bring you the tip of my
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: shoe up your that one of my brain because you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: got I get into the job today. If Bob Clark
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I ain't look here, man, there ain't no cobm That's
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: perfect cause I get off at five and I'm gonna
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: come down there. I'm gonna first i'm gonna talk to
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: your managers. Then I'm gonna hand you the little that's
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: your money tip money you want, then IM gonna whoop
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you in the parking like. That's what I'm gonna do.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I ain't worried about. Get my will,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I want to tip. I'm gonna get you a till
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: quick stunking people by the damn tip. That's what you
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: stopped doing. That's your till. You see. You know I'm
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: tissing me off now, So I'm gonna come down there
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna will that's what I'm gonna do. And
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you you're gonna I'm gonnae what do
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: one need to do to help you time? What ain't man,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't worried about nothing, cause let me tell you something.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: If you will the same way you till, I ain't
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: worried about his damn thing. Now, I'll check this out.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: You got the wrong number, but you got the right.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna let
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you see what it is plaim. See. I try to
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: conduct myself in a nice matter and be professional, but
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: you're about this and you're gonna get it. I got
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: your till when I'm bob you better weed, come come
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: down then beat you that's what I'm gonna do. You're
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: gonna get the real I'm coming down there soon as
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I get off from work. You better not bring it
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: down there. You bet down on that. But you ain't
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: got to worry about me. Ain't. What's your ain't? What's
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: your name? You? You? You? You gotta be in the paper.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I remember your name? What's your name? My name? Tommy?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Tell me what because I'm I don't tell me who
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin stuff. You just
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: got rank what hey, man, this is a nephew timing
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morty show. Your boy Richard got
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: me to play phon call you. You know what, y'all?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: You got my damn pressure up. Man, y'all some steak
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get both of
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: y'all time, y'all, cause y'all ain't right man. You got
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: me holing in this day I'm doing to my employees
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: looking at me, man, it ain't not gonna be me
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: act like this. I'm up here talking about a meeting
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: so we can get out company Christmas party together, man,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: And you got me here many kiddy man, I gotta
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, though, Baby, Come on, man, what
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: is what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Good Morning Show man, Hey man, Hey, listen,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey, I'm
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: scared to go down, and now they might they might
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: be scared. They go with me. It might be a differ.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be pulling out. They got it, man, y'all
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: got me, y'all got that was crazy? Sid fourth and fifth,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. August third, fourth and fifth
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: and Nephew was at the Star Dome, Birmingham, Alabama, one
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: of the biggest and baddest comedy clubs in the country.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: To Star Dome, if you're in that area, are around
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: the way, get your tickets because the food is coming.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: And uh, ignorance only comes around once every two or
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: three years. And here I come. Stupidity is on the way.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: What do you think about that? Huh ignorognor? We live
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: with it every day, so we understand. We'll be back
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right after this. You're
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, this Monday morning,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the winning continues at seven twenty eastern, six twenties Central.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: We are giving away a chance to win Steve Harvey's
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: grand prize of one million dollars. That is big we're
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: gonna play. Are you smarter than nephew Tom, You're not.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey f M to register right now.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: And now it is time for today's Strawberry letter, nephew
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and listen. If you need some advice on your relationship,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: on dating Steve, on work, on sex, on parenting more,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: tell them to submit their Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: f M dot com and to just click Strawberry letter.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Tell him Steve, Yeah, just wants to make sure you're
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: at Oh nice day. Nice when we get over, we
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: reason and everything. Thank you for it. Yeah, I just
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: want I'll be wanting to do. I'm damn to sit
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: one end now. So there you go. We're ready, nephew,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: buggal love, hold on tight, We got it for you
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: here it is strawberry all right. Subject should I overlook
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: his trust issues? Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty two
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met the
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: man that I am now in love with the chemistry
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: was bananas from the moment we met. He accepted my
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: children with no problem. To top it all off, he's tall, dark, handsome,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: and the sex is so good it brought a tear
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: to my eye one night. When we met, he was
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: unemployed and living with his grandma, but he won me
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: over with his persistence and great personality. I encouraged and
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: helped him complete a training program and then start a career. Well,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: here's the dilemma. He is extremely jealous. Any missteps on
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: my behalf, such as a missed call or delayed text response,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: he starts to act crazy. He goes into a fit
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: of rage and he says really hurtful things. He's called
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: me a b a whore flut, and he accuses me
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: of cheating on him. His ex wife cheated on him
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: with his brother, so he has serious trust issues. He's
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: crazy jealous and insecure behavior. It's crazy jealous and insecure
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: behavior breaks my heart. I never even considered cheating on him.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: What can I do to get this man to trust me?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: This really sucks. Please advise you are so correct. This
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: does really suck. But please know that this has absolutely
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you. All right, this tall, dark
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and handsome loser is insecure and he's controlling. He's taking
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: it out all on you. He's taking all of this
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: out on you. Here you are having done everything for him,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you know, with the with the training program, helping him
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: start a career, in all of this, and this is
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: the thanks you get. How dare he treat you like this? Uh?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: You know, by being so ungrateful. I just say to you, please,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: don't let his bad behavior uh to start you to
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you know, to be less confident, have it start taking
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: away your shine. I don't think no man is worth
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: going through all of this. You ask, what can you
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: do to get him to treat you, uh, to trust you?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: You're doing it, and you've done it. Okay, what else
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: can you do? I mean, you don't have to do
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: anything else. I think you've done quite enough. I'm concerned
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: that he can get violent with this abusive behavior that
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: he's displaying if it continues. I just say, remember you
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: have five kids, and that I'm assuming a rather young
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: uh and impressionable since you're your yourself are only thirty two. Uh,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: they're watching everything you do, so I say, be smart
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: and get out while you can and while you still
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: have your dignity. Okay, he's disrespectful and he doesn't deserve
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: a woman like you. Well, one thing is for sure.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody see these letters like me? I like to
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: dig up under the letter and find out what's really
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: going on. Should overlook his trust issues? The beginning of
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: the letters quite clear to me. I'm a thirty two
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: year old divorced mother of five. Recently I met this
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: man that I'm in love with. Now. The chemistry was
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: bananas from the moment we met. That's a young term.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: It's bananas. It's bananas. That's a young term. The chemistry
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: was bananas. Nobody describes if they love like asked bananas,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Steve Taquito. Just ain't a good look when your relationship
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: in chemistry is bananas. That's all it is. Ain't Nobody
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: mentioned love in this letter, though, so but gus causing
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: ain't there yet? It's just bananas, all right? He accepted
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: my children with no problem. Yeah that was big. Yeah
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: that's five. That's big. Give him some credit to top
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: it off. He's tall, dog handsome, and the sex is good.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: It bought a tear to my eye one night. I've
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: explained to you why I was so good, because it
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: starts coming out in the letter, why his sex was
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: so good when we met? Here we go right after
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you say the sex was so good. Here the reason
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: why when we met he was Una Floyd living with
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: his grandma. This boy that's growing for a preason? Here
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: where to him? This, this all this explained the whole
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: top of the letter. You ain't got to wonder why
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the sector is so good and bought a tear to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: your eye. He needs somewhere to stay. He in hire.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Humping for Homes is a new show that I'm gonna do.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: It's called hum for Home. This is when you ain't
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: got nowhere and you got to put it out to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: get yourself somewhere. I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna show
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: you all, ladies, honey. Well, I'm gonna find a bunch
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: of unemployed men that stay in their mama's and grandmama's basement.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: And if they don't come in here and bring a
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: tear to your eye, they get somewhere to stay. You
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna believe in love and you're gonna get It's
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: a new show. It's called Humping for Home. That's why
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: it was so good, a tear to your eye. He's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: staying at grandmama house. He ain't working. Men that ain't
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: working got time to hold their skills. He ain't ever
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: time he rested. Yeah, he got plenty, He got plenty
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: of downe of my else on him. He started, He
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: got stuff backed up in him for months. Not very
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: many women want an unemployed man. You did. Now he
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: and here humping for homes. Now he'd have brought a
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: tear to your eye. I ain't on the floor. Yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: while he humping so good. We have two of Steve's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: response coming up at I've been homeless, I have humped
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: for homes twenty three after the hour you're listening Steve
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, come on, King of Comedy yourself. Steve Well
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: to this letter talking about shot out overlook his trust.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: She'd have met this man. She's been in love with chemistry,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: with bananas, just bananas from the just. But now that's bananas.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: It's a monkey love. He accepted my children with no problem.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: She had the born mother five uh. To top it off,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: he's tall, dog handsome, and the sex is so good.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: It brought a tear to my eye. Then she told
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: us why because he's right after that. When we met,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: he was unemployed in living with his grandmama. How his
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: sex ain't gonna be good. He got tired, he all,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: he ain't ever tied, he ain't got nowhere to be,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: and he stayed with his grandmama's house, which is now
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: caused us. Me and j and Kilgo produced a new
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: hit show, Humping for Homes. This is where we take
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  Speaker 1: unemployed me and ain't working and show you how knew
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: its sex. They can give out because they have the time.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: All right now, you said, But he warned me over
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: with his persistence and great personality. Hen he's gonna be nice.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Hard to be rude. You ain't got the house. I've
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: been a homeless and nice and I've ever been. I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: can't be rude. You stay in your car? How are
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: you doing? How you doing today? So I'm absolutely fine, ma'am?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: How are you? People I wouldn't even speak to was
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: very kind to him because they could be they could
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: be sheltered. Everybody looking at his shelter. Yeah, everybody, everybody
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: was speaking to me. I had a key, I didn't
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: This could be meal out of a plate, TV on
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the wall, all out. So I encouraged and helped him
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  Speaker 1: complete a training program and then start a career. Okay,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: hold on, if it happened that, let's quit talks training programming, career. Yeah,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you took him down that, you took him down there
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: he fried know, all of a sudden, he just a
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: training programs is two weeks she and he's embellishing that. Yeah,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: so he got a career. He's extremely jealous. Any misstep
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: on my half, such as a miscall the delayed Tex
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: respond he starts and that being crazy. Let's just go
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: back to why you're his home now, he got somewhere
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: to live. What you mean you ain't asking no tech,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you move, You don't answer my Tex, you won't me.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I called you Mr phone call, you won't answer me.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: He goes into a fitter rage. He says, it's really
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: hurtful thing. He's called me a b or hor a slut,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: and he accuses me of cheating on him. His ex
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: wife cheated on him with his brother. This ain't got
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: nothing do with you. He was. He's referring to you
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: as to what he's referring to his ex wife ass
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: because that's what he called her after she cheated with him.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: With his brother. Your real issue was with both of them.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna beat my brother, asked him. He gotta Yeah,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: your brother gonna get his ass. For now, Me and
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: you weint cool. No more, We ain't gonna talk. I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: got all that. But my brother, though he's gonna get,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: he gonna get the flesh stumped off him. The flesh
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: stumped off him, and he knowed that he already note that. Yeah,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: now his ex wife cheating up to his brother he
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: has He's crazy, jealous and insecure. Behavior breaks my heart.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: I never even considered cheating on him. What can I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: do to get this man to trust me? This really sucks.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: You can't get this man to trust you if you've
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: done nothing to make the man do have You've done
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: nothing to cause mistrust in the man. What can you
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: do to get him to trust you? What else can
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: you do? You're not doing anything wrong and he don't
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: trust you. What can you do more right to get
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: him to trust you? When he don't trust you and
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: you ain't done nothing? This is not a win situation.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: You're dealing with the person with some serious issues. Well,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: now you know why you didn't found Mr Tall, dog
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: and Handsome and he was available. Where is this outstanding man?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: He was unemployed. He was staying at his grandmama's house.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: His mama even told him, you can't stay that grandmother.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Grandmama told you, you can't stay here with the mama. First,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: you can't stay here, boy, pull yourself together. Might have
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: a daddy or somebody even to come back up. Been here,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: get your lands together. He would ride over the grandma's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: house because we he weak and he insecued. Now listen
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: to me. You're not going to be able to win
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: this man's trust because you've done everything that trustworthy people do,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: which is you've been loyal, committed, and you're giving him
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: what he needs. You're giving him he's getting good sex,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: but he's also getting a place to come to the key,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: getting the key he's never had that. He ain't had
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: that since win his wife and she slept with his brother.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: She found out he was nothing to said, well, hell,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: let me try. I'd have made a mistake with him.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Let me try brother brother. They're all good looking people, Yeah,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: they are, the whole family. Probably tall dog and handsome
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: that his mama is tall dog and handsome. Problems doctor, Yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: just two people. The people in that house. This is
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: all bad. Lady. You should get out of this situation
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: because it's not a win win. See, re get ain't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: a person's trust is one thing. Having a person's trust
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: and you've done done nothing to get his mistrust is
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: a whole another issue. What else can you do? You've
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: done nothing wrong, So what do you have nothing to fix?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: You're trying to fix something that shouldn't even require fixing
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: because it ain't broke. But he accusing you of being
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: a b a hole, a slot at all this because
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: he's talking about this ex messing with his brother and
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: now you it and until he get past him issues,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: you should run the other way. Thank you very much.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Saturday nights you'll forget to join me this coming Thursday
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: for Facebook Live at one thirty pm Eastern Time. You're
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. Here's a question for you. Okay,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: not for you so much, but just in general and
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: for some people particularly on the show. Uh, do you
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: know what you're looking for in a future spouse? If
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you talk, I can hear Jay in my mind, But listen,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: if you've been dating long enough to figure to have
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: figured out if you've been dating long enough to have
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: figured out what you like and need and a serious
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: partner and uh, we have a mental list of those qualities, Steve.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: So this could be for Jay and Junior. No no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: we an't gotta do that. Let's ask Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: that would be way better than the list, Junior, What
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: are you looking for in a quality mate? Somebody don't
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: talk as much? Got up something to talk about? Come on,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I mean we talk all day for a living. I
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: don't really want to talk that much. Just you know,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: let me be look at me. You want a quiet woman? Quiet?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Guess what happened at work today? Who did you hear? What?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Someone so sick? Guess what that had? Yeah, it's the
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: same thing every week. Yeah, but you gotta listen. They
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: want support, they want a sounding board, you know, just
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: dude like my husband. He goes saying that. Well, Monica,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: don't stop, I'm telling y'all. Oh and we got the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: same tone too, you Yeah, we're on the same loop.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: So is it happened? What happened? So? Is that it?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, just if she doesn't talk a lot, surely
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: it would be perfect. Wow, that's it. If she doesn't well,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you short. It don't sound good. She tried
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: to talk sexy. You don't sound good. How I don't
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: like that. I've heard that before. You know what, Let's
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: let her talk sexy. Think everything that comes out of
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: her mouth is sexy. She heard herself played back on TV.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: She got stepped outside your head here. Yeah, your voice
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: really doesn't sound like what you think. It sounds like.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Hey baby, Yeah that right now? To be quiet? Yeah,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: so junior, and as much and a partner when you
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: when you think about getting serious, you want someone who
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: doesn't talk as much because you talk a lot for
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: a living. So you you like quiet, just quiet? Okay,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get quiet with Misssippi Montic can't tell
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: you that right now. What about a fine deaf girl? Girl?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Come on team Tommy? What he wants? What you need? No,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking, how does it a fine deaf girl?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Is that? Does that work for you? I mean, you're
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: not gonna really talk about that. Some jokes but I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do it. But they're not Donna. Yeah, I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: mean you know what, they're not gonna get done. And
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: none of it No, too far, I know mine. That's
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: don't make you all right? Okay, so maybe we don't
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: want to hear We can't hear your jokes, J, because
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: we know they're going to be on the edge, like
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: you and your friend Mr Harvey over there. Yes, but
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: but in a spouse hypothetically who are you talking to
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: hypothetically speaking, Steve? I wanted to ask J just if
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: he were to be thinking considering a stound finish this,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I asked you when you started turn my Mike off,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: what are you so touchy about this? Ye? No, no, no,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't ask for much on the show,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: but do my job and I just leave. I don't like,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: can I have or give me one of th old
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come in town when I say, cut my
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: damn Mike? Set it out material for more money and nothing?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Don't you know? I don't you know? I need a laptop?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I asked, not like on this show? Do you have
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: me to do something done? You have no problems I'm
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: gonna ask for from time to time. I'm gonna ask
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you cut my damn Mike. You have to participate in
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: our with you. But we don't want to hear wifey
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: material qualities. We just want to hear from you, come on,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: give us one, give us one man? You know what?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Then when I started cussing, let he's so evil and hitter. Yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: what he don't need. I've never known a person who
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: can't even consider even talking about a hypothetical situation. Is
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Mary and I am teams. He's been married at least
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: three but it's not even real though. Just pretend we'll
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: ask his friend Steve. Yeah, Steven speak for Jay. Since
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to participate. What he wants somebody huh
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: who don't want to stay with him? With him? What
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: kind of clue do you mean that he want a
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: relationship but he don't want nobody that wants to live
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: live house, and he wants a woman that's okay with
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: seeing him for two weeks and he can he can
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: go off for three days and come back without being questioned.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: He wants that like he's on a binger or something.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: They ask you about him three days? Can't check? You
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: be out? This normal to you? Steve. Oh the years
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I've known him, quite quite understand. He's such an as
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: how we do and it's doing. Wow. Oh he's a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: nice guy. He's such a sweetheart. Yeah, he just wants
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: to joke all the time. Don't talk about none seeing
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: all right? Hey, listen coming up next. Sounds like he
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: nailed it the way Jay is screaming in the background.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: for for us. Uh, listen to this. What has your
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: boss done to help you live your dream? What talk about?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Let me go and sit back. What listen, We're always
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: helping our boss. Take We're always helping our company and
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: that that ain't your question about. No, you're helping me.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: The question is what is your boss done to help
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: you live your dream? And can I set it up? Please? Ye?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Hear about all that other we do this and that
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: that ain't what the damn question? Yeah, but you know
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: we gotta set it up, all right. So you know,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: we're always helping our bosses. We help our companies off
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: and we do extra work then get left in the
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: dust when our companies have bigger opportunities. But some of
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: us have great bosses. Okay, trying to get to this part, Steve,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: some of us have great bosses. Uh. Time for us
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: to share with Steve our boss what he did for
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: us to help us live our dream. Wants to go.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I think Junior wants to what they got to? Let
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: me just say about my boss, leave my dream. First thing,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: my off did well? Give me jobs. First of all,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: let's just look at the job little big shots Apollo,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: Steve TV and this hit Morty show. Now what else
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: do I have to thank him for? Yeah? I'm pretty good.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. You're good. That's yeah, that's good. That's
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: the come up right there, and I'm comminating. I'm nominated
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: for Emmy? What else? What? Yes? Yeah? All right? The
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: question is what is your boss done to help you
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: live your dreams? Go ahead, Carla? Are you still writing
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: your list down? Because? Uh yeah, let me he don't
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: even know what Now. Tommy's going last because he's your nephew.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: He's going last. I can talk for No, he's gonna
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: go last because you're his uncle. Sure is going Yeah, okay,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going. So. The first thing you've done is allow
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: me to continue being an executive manager in radio for
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: over twentysomething. Big I am the only black African American
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: woman to be running a syndicated show in this country.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: That's thanks to you. Let's see what else? And you
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: encourage me to launch my own lip class, my own
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: lip glass line. So thank you very much, entrepreneur, ownership, cosmetic,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: or group, whatever you want to say. So thank you Steve.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. All right, here's the question. What has your
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: boss done to help you live your dreams? All right?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: My turn? All right? First of all, First of all,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Steve has made me laugh more than I've ever laughed
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: in my entire life, which is a great thing. I mean,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: just yeah, where to give you love? Here? You've made
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: me laugh, really laugh. Okay. Here's the other thing you've
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: done for me. You've taught me because I didn't know
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: this before I met you. You taught me about men
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: and how men think and all of this kind of thing. Okay,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: you taught me about that. I didn't know that at first.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a dad, I didn't really have you know,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: like a lot of male role models in my life.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: So you became that for me. So you became like
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: a father, brother uncle to me as well. All right.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, you made me you really did, Steve.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: You gave me away of my wedding, you know, all
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: of that which culminated into me getting married and you
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: giving me away at my wedding. You know. Yeah, you
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: allowed me to help you write on your most successful book,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: your first time out. Uh you know, I mean really
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: you gave me credit for that, you paid me for that.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: That was awesome, and you keep me employed every day.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: So thank you very much. Sir. We are answering the
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: question what has your boss done to help you live
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: your dreams? Nephew, Tommy, you are up. I'm gonna be
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: proud of men now. He has motivated me. And it's
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: just certain lines that he has said to me directly
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: that has just motivated me to follow Madrid. Uh custom
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: me completely out that that motivates me. Um told me
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I would Yeah, yeah, I was. That's so motivation I
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: would be. Told me I would be nothing without him. Motivate.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: Just told me yesterday I was stupid and unintelligent. Something
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: said stop stopped him with you. Let him motivate me.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Motivated me to follow my dreams. Uh my ragged asked career. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: motivation on quit being a one job having sorry, asked person. Yes,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: motivated me to follow my now. And then he motivates
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: me even more when he describes how I look shout
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: highest ugly, asked man right there, and it just motivates
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: forget don't forget turtle. Yeah, I left the turtle and
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: it was like wax. But that motivate all of these
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: motivational lines. And I've got yourself to follow my dream.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: What this is your response to the question, what is
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: your boss done to help you live your dreams? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: that's it right there. I have been pusted into my dream.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: Let me see how you feel. How you feelthy you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: know some of the stuff I have forgotten. I appreciate
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: you all remember it, but you know, I do have
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: a strange way of motivating that time. But I am
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: in the uplift business. It just aggravates me when the
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: person I'm trying to uplift don't want to be lifted up.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Then I turned on them get you know. And but
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: you all have turned out to be wonderful people and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: it wasn't because of me. But if I could have
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: been any part of your success, I say, you're welcome.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't cause of me. Well, we're back with
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, See, let's go introduce Jay,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, he is here again. I don't know
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: what this is, but slowly we are losing friends of
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: the Morning Ship. What is it? Uh? That's murder? Ain't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: we go? Coddie B CODI B. This is a really
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: big song. Is that the name of the song? And
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: bo that yellow is a big song. She even recorded
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: it in Spanish. It's huge and it's this in people,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: the song that I wrote. It's this in people also.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: It's dedicated to people who go to school with a
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff and they got everything and you don't
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  Speaker 1: I had nothing. That's what the song is about. Who
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  Speaker 1: had everything. Triplingly Knitz and al Flowers had every damn thing,
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  Speaker 1: different outfit every day. He drove a brand new car
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  Speaker 1: to school as a senior. Yeah, a new car though,
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  Speaker 1: I got that in there. All that's in the song.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have a damn thing. You had to hold
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  Speaker 1: your new clothes till a week after. This is for
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  Speaker 1: got got some nls. I ain't rich, but you can't
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  Speaker 1: Jesus brand new. I know you six, or you can
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  Speaker 1: shut your mouth. That's what I'm talking about. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: eat hot luncheon. I got money too. I'll lend you
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  Speaker 1: a pair if you want me to wear a new
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  Speaker 1: PA every week. You look at that I speak to you.
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  Speaker 1: I've got money, my stuff, Daddy Rich and I drive
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  Speaker 1: the schools Now it's time for some fake Spanish. I
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  Speaker 1: really hope that I don't on this sin that a
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  Speaker 1: bubble gum, bubble gum. That's the hot track, my Stepdaddy Rich.
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  Speaker 1: Luck at that I speak and I drive to school.
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  Speaker 1: Was al flower. You just committed though, when you do
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  Speaker 1: with Jay, you're so committed. I love that. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: the bad games, bad games for for all old music.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one music. Okay, Number five, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: See you, you know, you know mystery, you know in
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  Speaker 1: about to dive in. That's the song. You do it
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  Speaker 1: like that. It wasn't done that way. But when you
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  Speaker 1: hanging out and that's the that's the last of it
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  Speaker 1: say you want to be a millionaire, and you say, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I want to make a million dollars, and then you
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  Speaker 1: start thinking of how to make the million dollars, and
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  Speaker 1: it by Friday? Wouldn't you? Of course you would, But
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  Speaker 1: in you, and your gift is the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: do the absolute best with the least amount of effort.
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  Speaker 1: In that lies your greatest chance for success. There's a
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  Speaker 1: scripture that says your gift will make room for you
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  Speaker 1: just look at the first part of that, your gift
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  Speaker 1: will make room for you. My interpretation of that has
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  Speaker 1: meant what my gift has done for me. It has
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  Speaker 1: allowed me to spread out, It has taken me places
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  Speaker 1: I never dreamed got gold. Your gift will do the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for you. So now let's just talk about
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  Speaker 1: your ability to get to the million. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: with your gift, because if that's what that he gave
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  Speaker 1: you and instill that you at birth, was to make
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  Speaker 1: room for you, here's your chance. Now how do I
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  Speaker 1: driving when I was home listening, coming up without to
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  Speaker 1: make it, and I discovered something. All of you have
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  Speaker 1: something that some would pay you ten dollars to do.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you paint, some of you teach some of
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  Speaker 1: your babysit tutors, some of you work with your hands.
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  Speaker 1: Some of you there's so many things. Cut grass, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: of you have something that you will do that someone
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  Speaker 1: will give you ten dollars to do. All of you
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  Speaker 1: have something that someone will pay you ten dollars to
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  Speaker 1: because you do something that someone else can't do. So
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  Speaker 1: now all you gotta do instead of trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out how to make a million dollars, it's go make
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  Speaker 1: the ten dollars that you're able to make. Once you
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  Speaker 1: make that ten dollars, I want you to do it
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  Speaker 1: ten more times. When you do it ten more times,
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  Speaker 1: you now have a hundred dollars. Once you have a
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, it's very simple, do the same thing you
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  Speaker 1: did to make the hundred dollars ten more times. You
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  Speaker 1: now have one thousand dollars. So you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: keep thinking of something else to do. Just keep doing
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  Speaker 1: the same thing that you've been doing. Just do it.
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  Speaker 1: Multiply the effort. It's the effort that maximizes and and
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  Speaker 1: brings about the fruition of what your life can be. So,
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  Speaker 1: if you make a thousand dollars and you do that
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  Speaker 1: ten more times, I have news for you. Not have
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars now. Now, in order to make a
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand, you might need a little bit of help.
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  Speaker 1: You might need to hire somebody to help you do
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you do. But if you make ten
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and you do what you did to make
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars, which is the same thing you did
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  Speaker 1: to make ten dollars, if you do it ten more times,
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  Speaker 1: you now have a hundred thousand dollars. Now listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: my friends, Once you have a hundred thousand dollars, I
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  Speaker 1: could have sure you you're going to need help because
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  Speaker 1: in order to maximize a hundred thousand dollars, you have
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  Speaker 1: to have some like minded people around you. Nobody gets
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  Speaker 1: to the top alone. Nobody becomes successful and wealthy by themselves.
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  Speaker 1: They're forming partnerships, relationships, they get employees. But once you
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  Speaker 1: make a hundred thousand dollars doing the same thing you
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  Speaker 1: did to make ten dollars, if you do it ten
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  Speaker 1: more times, I have news for you, my friends. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: you have just made one million dollars with a ten
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  Speaker 1: dollar idea. Stop trying to figure out how to make
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  Speaker 1: the million. What all you gotta do is take your
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  Speaker 1: ten dollar gifts that God has put in you. It's
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  Speaker 1: a million dollar gift that you have. You just haven't
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  Speaker 1: broken it down inch by inch anything that sinch, and
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  Speaker 1: maximize the efforts. That's how you become successful. These jokes
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  Speaker 1: that pay me what I make now, it's the same
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  Speaker 1: jokes that pay me twenty five dollars a night. They're
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  Speaker 1: the same jokes. It's all English. I don't know no
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  Speaker 1: more words now than I knew then. I've taken these
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  Speaker 1: twenty five dollar jokes and I maximize them over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over and over.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same jokes I was telling babysitters who charged
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars to watch kids. Babysitters end up opening up
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  Speaker 1: daycare centers. Daycare centers turned into franchises, Crime Della, crime
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  Speaker 1: My partner used to cut grass. First three dollars in
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  Speaker 1: a year. What is it that you do that somebody
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  Speaker 1: will pay you ten dollars that you can maximize your
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  Speaker 1: effort for and turn it into your millions, But trying
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  Speaker 1: to figure out how to make the millions. Take your
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  Speaker 1: ten dollar skills set and start hammering it and beat
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  Speaker 1: it and working it and grinding and hustling and multiplying
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  Speaker 1: and magnifying, and you'll make a million dollars. That's my
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