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Trapped In The Bathroom, Tears 4 Food, Fridge Food, Someone Told and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby, uh huh, I shore will
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Man got a radio show because
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  Speaker 1: God is in a blessing business. I just happened to
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  Speaker 1: be a recipient. I just happened to got a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things right, and man, his grace and mercy carries
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  Speaker 1: you the rest of the way. All you got to
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  Speaker 1: do is get a couple of things right, and then
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  Speaker 1: his grace and his mercy will take over his favor,
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  Speaker 1: his love of you. It's it's already evident. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because so many times we go along without
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  Speaker 1: even acknowledging him or conferring with him in our decisions,
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  Speaker 1: and we look up when we find ourselves in a predicament,
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  Speaker 1: and he always comes to the rescue. He always manages
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  Speaker 1: to show up. He's never too late, he's never one
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  Speaker 1: minute too late. And so in light of this today
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you about something. It's another
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  Speaker 1: principle of success that I'd like to share with everybody
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  Speaker 1: this morning. And once again, these are not things that
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  Speaker 1: you don't know or you've never heard before. These are
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  Speaker 1: just reminders along the way. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: you have to be conscious of is don't be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to change. Don't be afraid to change because change is
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  Speaker 1: coming anyway. See, I have a theory, don't be afraid
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  Speaker 1: to change because change is coming anyway. You know, everything changes,
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  Speaker 1: nothing remains the same nothing, and change is inevitable. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you could participate in the change, or you can react
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  Speaker 1: to the change. Are you following me. You can participate
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  Speaker 1: in the change or you can react to the change.
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  Speaker 1: But don't be afraid to change because change is coming anyway. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what I mean by that is this, in participating in
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  Speaker 1: the change or reacting in the change, there is a difference. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you react to the change, that means the change
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  Speaker 1: has occurred and now you have to make the necessary
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  Speaker 1: adjustments to the change. Example, the boss walks in. You
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  Speaker 1: think your job is good. The boss walks in and
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  Speaker 1: hands you a pink slip. That right there, that's a change.
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  Speaker 1: Now you didn't participate in this change because you didn't
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  Speaker 1: ask for the pink slip. But now you got to
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  Speaker 1: react to the pink slip. Whenever you have to react
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  Speaker 1: to the change, it's an adjustment period. It almost throws
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  Speaker 1: you off. So change is going to come. It always does.
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  Speaker 1: You could participate or you can react. Or let's say
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  Speaker 1: your boss comes in and hands you the pink slip
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  Speaker 1: and you said, you know what I've been preparing for
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  Speaker 1: this day. Always knew nothing. Last forever, I've been working
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  Speaker 1: on the sideline, on the business idea I had and
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  Speaker 1: I had, or I had several other applications in around town.
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  Speaker 1: I was just holding off to see what was going going.
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  Speaker 1: So when they hand you the pink slip, the transition
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  Speaker 1: to adjustment you make is a lot more smooth a
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  Speaker 1: transition because now you just transition into your new business
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  Speaker 1: I did that you've been working on, Or you transition
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  Speaker 1: into the apps you already had in or the contacts
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  Speaker 1: you made the preparation for when the day they're coming
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  Speaker 1: in hand you the pink slip. Well, stee, what did
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  Speaker 1: they surprise you with it? This is just one example
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving you. So you know, let's not nick pick
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  Speaker 1: the message. So what I'm saying to everybody is, don't
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  Speaker 1: be afraid to change because change is coming anyway. So
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  Speaker 1: many people are stuck in a rut because of your
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  Speaker 1: our refusal to change. I was hell bent on a
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  Speaker 1: certain thing going a certain way, and this is how
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna go. Well, that that I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: didn't really fit. Now in my own personal experience, this
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  Speaker 1: may not be yours, but in my own personal experience,
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  Speaker 1: the things that I've had the most trouble letting go
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  Speaker 1: of was something I wanted when I line myself up
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  Speaker 1: with the will of God to ask God what he
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  Speaker 1: wanted for me. You understand, those things came a lot
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  Speaker 1: more easy to me because it was in the will
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  Speaker 1: of God. It was what God wanted me to do too. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: see what you mean by that? Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: When things were going wrong in relationships for me, what
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  Speaker 1: I did was the biggest mistake I've ever made, was
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  Speaker 1: I attempted to fix what was wrong in my relationship
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  Speaker 1: outside of the relationship filming. Okay, So I'm out there
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  Speaker 1: working my groove like I want to. Well, now, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: there's a cause and effect for all of that too.
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  Speaker 1: Your house ain't gonna get better, it can't. And then
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  Speaker 1: in that lady's room for some other things. And so
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  Speaker 1: now that when the change come, guess what, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: react to it. Now, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: have a reaction to it. Had I lined myself up
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  Speaker 1: in the will of God, the transition may have grown differently.
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  Speaker 1: It could have still ended the relationship. But guess what,
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  Speaker 1: some of the pain I was in I ain't had
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  Speaker 1: to go through. I bought a lot on myself self.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're pursuing a passion of yours, and what God
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  Speaker 1: really wants you to do is pursue your gift. So
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  Speaker 1: now you're pursuing your passion. Right, you're passionate about golf.
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  Speaker 1: You love golf so much you just determine. But now
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  Speaker 1: you're messed around. You ain't made it on the PGA
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  Speaker 1: Tour yet, and you fortify still talking about I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: play on the PGA Tour. Really, Okay, maybe you ain't
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  Speaker 1: as good as as you think, or maybe you're not
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  Speaker 1: as gifted as you think. Maybe you're pursuing a passion. Sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: we have to change and we have to ask God
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  Speaker 1: what is his will? His will is much simpler. It's
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  Speaker 1: a simpler rule. Not going to be easier, it's simpler.
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  Speaker 1: See when I wake up Now, it's simple for me
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  Speaker 1: to wake up because I know that all a few
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  Speaker 1: things that I have to do. I have to click
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  Speaker 1: this mic on. I have to be positive. I have
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  Speaker 1: to be inspirational. I have to be informative. I have
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  Speaker 1: to be uplifting. Got it, That's what he want. All
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  Speaker 1: I got to do is sit down, close my eyes,
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  Speaker 1: ask God to help me be who he wants me
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  Speaker 1: to be. And for the most part, he tell me
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  Speaker 1: what to say. Now, guess what he's done though to
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  Speaker 1: create this in me. I went through enough things in
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  Speaker 1: my life. I had enough challenges. I made plenty of mistakes.
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  Speaker 1: So I now, at my age, I can turn around
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  Speaker 1: and tell somebody listening to me, Okay, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I did. This is a mistake I made. Maybe you
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  Speaker 1: see yourself in this story right here. Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to go this way, or this is what I've
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  Speaker 1: learned about becoming successful here's a principle that I learned.
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  Speaker 1: But then guess what, I had to be unsuccessful to
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  Speaker 1: get it though did not. So you can't have a
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  Speaker 1: testimony without a test Change is coming. It's inevitable. You
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  Speaker 1: can participate or you can react. I much prefer to
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  Speaker 1: participate in the change. All right, let's go. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: on the job Junior and the legend that he is
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Well, Junior, what's on your mind? YEA, let
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  Speaker 1: me just ask you something that's not you you. You've
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  Speaker 1: been you for a very long time, sixty five years.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you is? Do you ever just want
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  Speaker 1: to just not be you? Would just start cussing everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever just wanted that what wait, ever wanted
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  Speaker 1: to just not be me and start cussing somebody out? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just not be the celebrity. Obviously you don't really know me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you've been cussing. It used to be a resolution
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  Speaker 1: to stop cussing. I remember that day you tried to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, I had. I've given that up so
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  Speaker 1: many times. I don't even apologize for it. No more journey,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even I'm so sorry. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm meant it ard one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We had a money y'all for cussing. The y'all will
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  Speaker 1: feel after the first day. Oh, man, come on, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I've just decided and that's how
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  Speaker 1: I am. Now. If you don't like cussing and every thing,
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  Speaker 1: and you judgmental about people who cause I understand where
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  Speaker 1: you're coming from, don't you don't have to cuss. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now me personally, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: recommend it stress reliever girl. I don't have users, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have high blood pressure, high potential. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: none of that stuff. Man, I ain't got I ain't ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got chronic illness. You know I had none
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  Speaker 1: of that, man, I ain't bipolar. You don't have none
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  Speaker 1: of that. You know why because I let sit out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not, it's not. I don't give it time to
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  Speaker 1: fester in me. I'm not sitting around. I'm not bitter. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't hold grudges because the moment we have the grudge,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to you that way, I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to hold it. Yeah, dah, man, I'm leving in my
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  Speaker 1: life and it's it's okay. And after this birthday right here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, I'm just more settling who I am.
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  Speaker 1: And if you do not like me, it's okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. Most people out that I discovered don't like me.
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  Speaker 1: I immediately starts disliking their ass and we eat. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta do this no more. It ain't no problem that
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  Speaker 1: what we're doing, what we like you, Steve, we like
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  Speaker 1: here a lot coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour than the nephew is here would run that
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  Speaker 1: brank back. We'll get into it right after this. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening right now, it's time for the nephew to
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  Speaker 1: run that brank back. They moved big Mama. That's what
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  Speaker 1: they did. They moved Big Mama. Got dog. If you
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  Speaker 1: cleaning services, I'm trying to Can I speak to the
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  Speaker 1: owner of the company. This is he. It's just Robert.
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  Speaker 1: The owner is Robert. It's just Robert. Yes, sir, this
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  Speaker 1: is mister Robert. How can I help you? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Carruthers. Y'all y'all clean. Y'all clean my uh my,
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  Speaker 1: my house last week? Okay. And when y'all moved the
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  Speaker 1: furniture to clean the carpet, somebody, somebody moved my grandmother
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  Speaker 1: off the coffee table. Is he not in there? No more?
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, sir? Do you know what what data? We
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  Speaker 1: clean your house on? Sir? Last Wednesday? Y'all clean my house.
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  Speaker 1: We came to your house on Wednesday of last week.
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  Speaker 1: What's your address, sir, Big Mama, it's it's big oh, sir. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: you said your name is Corruss and we came to
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  Speaker 1: your house on Wednesday. If you don't mind, can I
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  Speaker 1: have your address? Sleep yo? Okay, mister Crudgs, listen, it's
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  Speaker 1: if if we if your grandmother now with your grandmother
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  Speaker 1: laying on the carpet. I mean, my guys don't move people, sir. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we would not have my grandmother, my grandma, she was
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  Speaker 1: on the she was on the coffee table. Her her
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  Speaker 1: urn was on the coffee table. Oh over, grand mother
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  Speaker 1: pat bite late yea if somebody moved it and now
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  Speaker 1: the base is still there. But dudekay, okay, okay. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying that you're very well mister, mister Cruther,
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  Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Um. I just longed for my
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  Speaker 1: grandmother not too long ago, sir, I know how you feel. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm listen. My guys would not have knocked over a
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  Speaker 1: vase or something like that. They would have told me
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  Speaker 1: if they knocked over something. Are you sure that it
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  Speaker 1: was my cleaning service? Yeah? I have no nobody have
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  Speaker 1: no two different carbon cleaning services to come by then
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  Speaker 1: the same week, man, y'all the only ones came by there,
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  Speaker 1: y'all the ones that did it, y'all, the one more
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  Speaker 1: my grandmama and now my grandmama. Go, mister carruss, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a girl man, Mister Carruthers, I'm sorry about it, but
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  Speaker 1: if you would give me your address, I can confirm
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  Speaker 1: that that's actually was my company that came by you.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, sir, Uh, I'm sorry. Oh oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if can you please just give me your address, sir,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me full some information up in my
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  Speaker 1: system and we can we can straighten all this house
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  Speaker 1: home on for one second? Please, uh baby donating, Go
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  Speaker 1: and ask Wayne and Robert Juny to come in here
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  Speaker 1: for a second. They had to be the ones to
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  Speaker 1: clean that man carp last week. Hold s Grandmama earth
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  Speaker 1: now keeping on that carfee table. But we're cheping on
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  Speaker 1: that coffee table year. It's y'all good, mister brothers. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out this. You know what, when
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  Speaker 1: I give myself together, I'm gonna come down there and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick some and that damn place in here.
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  Speaker 1: Do you hear me, mister Carubbs. And I'm just now listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do everything that I can to help you.
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  Speaker 1: But now don't don't uh you're gonna prend me on
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  Speaker 1: this phone. I'm gonna tell you you move my grandmama
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna move you. Now you hear me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I promised, I'm gonna tell everybody not to use
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  Speaker 1: this damn carpet clean the service because y'all don't know
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  Speaker 1: what the holy hell on. Now let's listen, nah, Now,
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  Speaker 1: it took me a long time to get my services together.
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  Speaker 1: Certain we do a real good job. Now you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna threaten me. Y'all move for grandmama. That's what y'all do.
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  Speaker 1: You move people's grandmama. We we have never had this
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  Speaker 1: kind of incidence. A matter of fact, we haven't had
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  Speaker 1: any incidents at all. So I'm gonna do everything that
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your grandmother. Sir, I'm gonna get everything
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  Speaker 1: right away. Come on, I was getting man in the
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  Speaker 1: newspaper and tell everybody not to use this damn servce.
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  Speaker 1: I problem that I have told you once. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna prepper me about my damn company no more.
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  Speaker 1: You understand me. I have for putting on added no
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  Speaker 1: newspaper and you're not gonna shit there. Tell me what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. How to call my sons in here,
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  Speaker 1: how to calling that you did the only ones to
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  Speaker 1: clean that got dog gonna coffee? Now I'm gonna find
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  Speaker 1: out what happened but you're not gonna prest my company.
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  Speaker 1: You understand, this is how I make my living. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you make your living, but it's
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  Speaker 1: how you're gonna make y'all learn my moving people. Grandmama's man,
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  Speaker 1: You move my grandmama. My grandmama ain't on the coffee
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  Speaker 1: table no more, sir, sir, it's I'm sorry that you're grandma.
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  Speaker 1: Not on your coffee table no more. Look, I'll try
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  Speaker 1: to find out what happens. We're gonna get this sticks
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  Speaker 1: for you, but you gotta work for me. I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: y'all now, riding down to do damn office and start
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  Speaker 1: kicking some how. Your boys there too. Oh you should
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  Speaker 1: have come down here, come up bringing, Come on down
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  Speaker 1: here right now. I'm not scaring you, and you look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you. If you want to go
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  Speaker 1: off on me like that, I don't give a let us.
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  Speaker 1: Come on down here right now. You don't getting even
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  Speaker 1: your enters. I don't even know where you are, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I promise you, I'm whooping
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  Speaker 1: your boys. Hello, is y'all to move? My grandmother? Your
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  Speaker 1: move my grandmother? Man, bro, Miss Carubb, don't threaten me
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  Speaker 1: or don't threaten me by my boys. That that's my son.
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  Speaker 1: I don't take that too lightly. I will come personally
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  Speaker 1: to your house right now, beat up and then come
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  Speaker 1: back and clean your house for freedom. You understand me.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Don't you talk to my children and don't you trink me?
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  Speaker 1: Let me again? Out my damn fine out One more
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  Speaker 1: thing I want to tell you, man, what is you listening?
• 19:46
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  Speaker 1: nobody else. Time to man, you ain't right now right?
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  Speaker 1: like like n did some I'm gonna go bump up
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  Speaker 1: my fast head. Man, you will tell you what you
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  Speaker 1: gonna do with my coming. Man. You know how long
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  Speaker 1: it's been? Am I something to thought? To men? You?
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  Speaker 1: Ro man? Hey man, Robert, I got one more thing now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, books on display, things like that. While for women,
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  Speaker 1: if you visit it, if we visit a man's house,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: we again like a nice smelling home. Also a man
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: having like family photos on display and even a doormat
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: before you even get inside the house. So Steve, Tommy
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and Junior, I have to ask you what things turn
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: you on and turn you off when you visit your
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: dates home for the first time. Think back, guys, oh
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: that hair around that's s You're in the bathroom already. Yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and I go to bathroom. I see all it had
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: on that scene. That gets on my nerves. But you
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: want somebody leaving the toilet seat down, get this half
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: up from around the sink. Who come on, tell me
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: what you got that pregnancy test that's in the trash
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: can right there? The kind of bother me, you know
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: what I'm mean. I goes in trash and medicine cabinets,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I get in all that. I want to know what's
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: wrong with you? All right? Come on, Steve Well and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, you know, I like a woman's house
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that's clean, thank you. That is number one in your
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: house be clean? Yes, yes, If your house nasty, and
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I'm over here for the first time and we're looking
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: at first impressions, my impression immediately is you nast that's it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be. I mean, if you
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: ain't got no sense to put your best foot forward
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: on the first date. So I like a woman's house
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: who's first of all clean. Yep, nothing now, fellas, when
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: she come over your house, she has the right to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: expect the same that your house is clean. For breeze,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: get a can go through the for breeze high garbage smell. Yeah,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: and you know, men have a tendency made men's house
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of times be a little stale because men
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: don't know, they don't. Are you right about that? Here's
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: a suggestion I have for men. If you're gonna have
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a woman over your house, hid your medicine. You don't
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: put it. You can't explain medicine. If you got any medicine,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: hide it. I don't care if it's celebrates. Most people
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. Excuse me, sound real close
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: to you know, like VD? Yeah, anything started with seller. Yeah, yeah,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you gotta sell it, laps. Can we say just have
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a clean, good smelling house. Can we just say that
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you need to get to medicine. But you can't explain
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: this to people that's out of your own house because
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: most medicine you can't pronounce it. It is no. So
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: what is this anatavia in your Yeah? That's that sounds real.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. No, damn, Anastasia, I said anatavia. Oh
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: that's yogurt activia. It's in your medicine, Kevin, do you
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: don't even know what it is? Because this is crazy?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: What is you taking testosterone? She saw it? What is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you taking testosterone? Is hanging? She come I did, you'd
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: bought some Chinese remedies, she come up. What this black
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: cat didn't say though, that this girl you were dating
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: was so gorgeous and you went over a house and
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: she had roaches or something. That story about that story,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But I did another one. One time I met this
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: girl from Louisiana in college that was gorgeous. I didn't
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: know how to talk to him. My brother helped me.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Finally we went out. My brother sent me a little
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: bit of money. I had a little money. It was
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: a creole restaurant, and I let her order lords. Man,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: this health of order, so much spicy food. I'm just
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: eating heads waiting, I'm digging under my arm. I'm in there, man,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: purse bryan so hard. So I'm dropping her off at
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: her at her mama house. Okay, now my stomach was
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: cutting up. My mama always told you when you got
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: to go bathroom, just just going home. Yes, and that
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: isn't nobody how But the girl said, my mama need
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: not home. Why don't you come on in for a
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: little while. I'm gonna say no, but you'r you got bubba, God,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: you got bubba Gods, though, no, did you You ain't
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: heard I heard what you say, though I know why
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you went in there. You findest hell come on in?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: And I just said, okay, let me just go on
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: in for a little while. We're sitting on the couch
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: watching TV. I can hear my stomach that is just
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: doing flips. So I said, excuse me, can't use the bathroom?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: She said, it's straight down the hallway, second dough on
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the left. God, I go in there, and Lord have mercy,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: the walls of your balto coming, the walls of your
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: bra I don't grabbed the tie wreck in front of
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: me to just try to hang on. I'm twisting the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: guest tile in my head like I'm ranging it out.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't knock the tallet tissue holder off the wall
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: screws out everything. I didn't kicked over the trash. Can
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: you can hear this right? I don't get he wasn't
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the bathroom
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: so much that is alarming to me. Yeah. You, I've
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: actually put more in now than I've ever put in
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: there in my life prior to I think we got.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what you don't stop my story shooting.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: This is for junior and time. I know. So I'm
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: feeling the bowler. So finally I'm done. To my relief,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I'm but I'm sweating though I'm talking about I'm in
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: there shirt wide. I'm butting my whole shirt. It's wide over.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I had hung my past up on the back of
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the doe because I use a bathroom like my daddy.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I always hate my pants and draws up on the
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: back of the Yeah, you know what ever used the bathroom.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: it up because it's hot. I got just just water
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: coming down out the front. So I stand up and
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: that here. All I hear is to swirl it. And
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I turned around and in his rising rising, I'm asking
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: God not to do this to me today. I'm asking God,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: don't not today. Lord. Part two, right after this you're listening,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house stomach
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: toe up to eight gree old Food seventeen should have
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: went home to use the bath food set in the
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: house because she's fine. Now I'm in here using the
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: bathroom and all held and broken. I'm in here, neked,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: sitting on the tarlet, just my shirt on because I
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: like to shit wide leg I like to be open
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: and free, and I need it because I had to
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: brace myself a couple of times. But she never came
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: in there. Not chet she coming, that's coming in the store.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So I get up. I finally get through. But I've
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls and ever
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: be so I'm a little bit concerned with the ship volume.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting my pass
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: back up on me and I'm waiting to hear that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: But I don't hear. And I look back and let's
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: going in a slow circle. So I go in. I
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: go to my heavenly father. Here, father dog the boy,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Now Lord, stop this rising time. Wow, somehow, don't let
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: this swirl get up by the top. But he didn't
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: hear me that day. Yes, I guess it wasn't. Let
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: The next thing I know, it's at the very top
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: of the tarlet. Oh my god, and it's about to
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: flow over. So now I don't know what to do.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: So I look down and it's a trash can. So
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I dipped the trash can down in it up and
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I got a trash can full of it. Yeah, so
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I pulled a shower curtin back throw it in the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: bath too. When here comes some more. So I had
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: to take another trash can full of it and throw
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: another trash can in the bathtub. And here comes some
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: damn mot So now I realized they call it is broken,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: they call it backed up, and it started going back down.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I say, I gotta get some water and put it
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: into here. So I started running water into trash can
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to pour it down there and make the water go clean.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: So I finally did that, and I said, thank your Lord,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and I looked over the damn bathtub is striped. So
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: now I cut these people's shower on and I'm washing
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: down the walls the shower curtain with the shower. The
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: girl comes up to the girl because I've been in
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: here now about forty five minutes time. So she said,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: you don't care down everything fast. She said, it sounds
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: like something wrong in that to get away from the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: day my house. So I'm in there. It's just too late.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: But I noticed they got a candle in the bath foods,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I light it. I like the candle. Start striking matches
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and running tap water. That for my mom always told me,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: strike some matches and run some tap water and to
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: help you get rid of older. So I'm in there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: But now I'm washing down shower, curtains, wall, the bathtub,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: getting up stuff off the floe. Now, now you probably saying, Steve,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: what is you washing it down with? Yeah? What paper
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: tis in? Now? But that tie rat that I had
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: grabbed when I first sat down and was twisting it. Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: they guessed how the pretty one with the lace and
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: that forward. Yeah yeah, yeah that when I washed it down.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: That my good towel that is tie is brown. I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: can't risten it all out. The color wasn't when it started.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: That was pain. This is awful that it towles is running.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I don't washed all the walls down. Everything I'm in
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: that sweatings been on the construction site. I've been in
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that total about damn near hour. So I put the
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: fastened my clothes, I look at the bath rooms. I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: tie and I don't know what to do with it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: under the sink. I figured this ain't gonna be good.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in here,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: it's gonna take a moment, because I know when you
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: go in there, you're gonna have to say what they happened.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain was. None
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: of that. Now I got I look, I'm taking I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: got everything off right right. So I walked down the hallway.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: She's sitting on the couch with her attitude of cos
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: folded did She look at me and she said, why
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: are you been in that so long? I had a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: little accident this, She said, Oh my god, look at you.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: What was it? I didn't realize when I was boiling
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: hold that mess into the shower it was splashing on
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: my pants below my knee. I ain't had time to
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: look at this because I'm too busy cleaning up their
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: damn house. Now I looked down, it's just specks, splash
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: marks from my knee down my pants was trip? I
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: looked at Huh. She looked at me and she said,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: oh my god, look at you, what have you been doing?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I looked at her and said, you ain't got talk
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to me like that and walked out the scam when
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: it ain't, got in my car, had to ride home,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: and all my wonders that because I spake, I smelled
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: like sitting in that car and home. That girl saw
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: me on the campus next day and all her girlfriend
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: was looking at me I like I had never met her.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: And that was my save harbis. Wow, trapped, trapped. You're
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: listening Stry Morning Show. It is time for a round
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: of would you rather out the gate? You want to
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: pick it blindly? Nine? That don't work out? It hasn't
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: for me, that's for sure. All right. Would you rather
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: work and you're cleaning up toxic waste or would you
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: rather work as a mortician's assistant? Yeah, I'm gonna clean
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: up the toxic w Yeah I'm not really, I'm going
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: down that damn for you a home. I'm not in
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that waste. I'm not in that waste. I'm sorry. You know,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: toxic waste. They talking about toxic material. They're not talking
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: about like sugar, honey, iced tea, not that. Because I
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: have toxic waste myself. You're familiar with it. I'm good
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: from me with that. I'm accustomed to that. I deal
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: with toxic waste time. I'm not gonna win there. I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: know them here were mine toxic. Yeah, so I'm not
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: even going I'm not That's not a fear of mine.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just arresting the mortician though. Right now. I'm not
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: just vacuum in and out nobody sucking out, no guts,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: nothing to do, none of that. No, I'm just gonna
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: do your eyes shut, putting no lipstick on your money,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: that man, clothes or nothing, no, same the same outfit
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: he died in. I'm gonna be the worst mortician. I'm
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: not doing all that. He looks he looks so swollen. Yeah,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: how they boughty Man. Yeah, he looked decomposed. Yeah, that's
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: how they boughty Man in his hand he still, That's
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: how they bought all this mud under his finger nails.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That's how they bought him. In his eyes that he
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: was eyes was open when they bought him in. We're
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: not doing all that. I'm not in funeral looking at us,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: none of that, y'all closed casket. I told you it's
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: saying when he was eating, eat his head beat. You're crazy?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: All right? How I bought him that sweatshirt? Thank you?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Be great? All right, one more, we can get to
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it quickly. Would you rather get struck by lightning or
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: picked up by a tornado? We know what your answer is.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Time struck by lightning or picked up by a tornado? Oh,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: how far as tornado take it? Yeah? Yeah, I don't
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: know what that's gonna be, but I'll tell you what.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: When you get hit by that lightning, you usually don't
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: be right when you come to All right, today's round.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Would you rather you're listening? All right, it's time for
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette Jay, set it up quickly, comedy rouletts. Each week,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you guys test our ability to be comedians. We're gonna
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: show you how good we are. You give us a subject,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: stop the wheel in any subject we can do a
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: riff on it. That's how good we are. All right, cat,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: you ready with the wheel? Let's go. These are the subjects.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Number one ice cream okay? Number two, old music, come on,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: come on, yeah, I know all right. Number three, how
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: to protect the food in the fridge. That's a pretty
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: good one. Number four, I'm not the bank that yeah, okay.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Number five sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, all right, come on, cat let come
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: on slapping slap and slapping, slapping a mess out of you. Okay.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: How to protect act the food in the fridge so
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: people don't steal it? Easy? What's one is you pick
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: your teeth till they start bleeding, right, and then you
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: bite your sandwich and wrap that in selling thing and
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: stop that back in there. I'll be damn anybody your
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: teeth real good? Did it'll be not? Did they believe
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: in right? And didn't bite your sandwich? Wrap that sell
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: a thing if it don't be there when you get okay,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: go ahead, come on, junior, what you got her? First?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Of all? Who fridge were talking about? It ain't nothing
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: in man, It's very easy to take my friend. I
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: ain't gotten that in there. Better subject would have been
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: how to put food into friend? Tell you, man, when
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you really want to protect something, what I would do? Okay,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: get a ziplock, babe, okay, all right, and right, let's
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: see what we at win win seventeen, put one one
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: seventeen on that January for seventeen and get one and
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: being right chitlings on the ziplock you don't, don't throw
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: away put that. I promise you ain't nobody bother that's
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: the keeper. Yeah, Hi, come and see the best way
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: to protect sandwich work is to put it in and
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: sell a frame and then duct taping so they don't
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: even know what it is. Duc, take the whole sandw
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: you gonna come back in there, s you just look
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just a brick or duct taping. There ain't nobody gonna
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: open up that damn Duc tuc tape cluss with everything,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: but not food. Yeah, because I protective. Yeah, put it in.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Let spend a long how to protect the food in
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: the fridge chain. Oh, the best way to do it
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: is you can put it way inside. You put it inside,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: but sure you smash it up. You take your sandwich
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: and you bawl it up real tight, just as small
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: as you can make it, and put it and wrap
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: it in cell and then stick that inside the bacon,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: sold the box, put it inside the sandwich. That's what
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. But it will be that when you
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: get protect again. I tell you what we're really do it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Go buy the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: him in the break room. When they opened that door,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: on the inside. Just turn the temperature down just a
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: little bit so he can survive. He's in the fridge
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: in the brake. They've been walking in there graceful because
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: they've been eating your stuff every day. This can't halt
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that walk you okay, Julie Stilia. I got to pretty
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: get back this one because because I've done this one before.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: My dog name is Chopper. I put it in a
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: zip locked bag and put Chopper sweet treats on them.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Put it backfid on me because my son Jordan and
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: put some um Chopper sweet treats in there and got
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: out all confusing with I got one right, Come on, Steve,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: put your whole lunch in a pample. Well back. You're
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's my
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for to day subject I need to help
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: this poor child. Uh. Right now, the nephew is in
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: the building with today's frank phone call, nephew, what do
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you have for us today? Sir? And I got that
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: hp P h a p P Husband Protection program? Who
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: husband protection program? Let's go, Let's go. Hi Morgan, my
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: name is Josh, I'm with HPP giving you a call.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: You are married to uh mister Sean to Micael, Right, yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you're with who Now I'm with HPP. We actually uh
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: pick your husband up from his job today. I wanted
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: to give you a call. Are you picking up for one? Okay?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: You're you're his wife, Morgan? Right, okay. I actually just
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sure that he's okay and we're worried
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: about his work. Well, nothing's I as of right now,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: We've had a conversation with him and we've checked him out.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: He's definitely okay. But why why are you picking him up? Though?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what? All right, let's just
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: just come down hang on a second. I got a
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: couple of questions for you. Your husband he is about
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: what five nine? Correct? Right? And you would agree that
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Sean ways about one hundred and seventy five pounds? Is
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: that sound about right? Yes? Okay, here's another question now
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: exactly Morgan, how tall are you? I'm five nine as well, okay,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: And if you don't mind, I know it's a little
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: different type of question, but if you don't mind, how
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: much do you weigh? I'm like two hundred. Wait, wait
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: a minute, what is it? What is it? What is
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: how much our way have to do with him? I
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: don't what is wrong with him? And where is why?
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Where is he right now? We actually have him? We
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: have him in our custody. Him where we have him
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: in our custody right now here our headquarters at HPP.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: So what heck? What is what is an HPP? Ma'am?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: HPP is Husband Protection Program has been protecting I've never
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of such a thing. Why why is
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: he there? Well? The problem we have and we've been
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: getting some actual complaints and whatnot, and not necessarily from him,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: but that you've been bullying your husband? Okay, you know what.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'm at my job and I'm gonna need you to
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: hold on one second so I can't go in here.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: What what what did you say? Have you and uh
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Sean had any arguments at all lately? How we had
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: we're married? Have we had arguments? Of course, he had arguments.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: What what does that have to do with anything? Have
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: you guys had any altercation? Any altercation? Yes? What kind
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: of altercations? Have you been bullying your husband in a
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: physical way? I've been bullying him I've bullying him. You've
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: been have you been? If you happen to bullying him
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: for somebody to turn in and give us who? Who? Who?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: You need to talk to him? I can't put him on.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm talking about. This what you're talking about.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: You found me at my job put off for an
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: HPP crap and somebody turned somebody in for some arguments.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: We're married. Who are you freaking know who's married and
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: does not argue? I understand you mad, but it is
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: my job to protect husbands that are getting bullied by
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the wise. This is talking. Let me speak for him.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty and let you speak to him
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: right now. To you, what you're not gonna do is
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: bullying me as well. And I'm trying to bully you.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I want to know what coming on? And why do
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: you call me at my job with some crap about
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: him being at some headquarters for AHPP I ADP isn't
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: a hum of AHPP. And my husband's any protecting from
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: anybody sucking that make it is husband protection program. You've
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: been bullying your husband, You've been using bad language with y'all.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I want to trop him my husband when he said
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I do, he said, I do steps whatever she said
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to me, whenever she says at high ever he said this,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: and never he gets And if he has the problems
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: we're arguing me shitty to start his craft and he
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: won't beanot argument and you tell him that. You see,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: this is what we're talking about. This is why he's
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: been picked up today and brought into our custody so
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that he would be definitely protected from you. You know
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: what if he needs a profession and he's in your company,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: as you can keep him there. How that Well, here's
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna be picking you up,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: bringing you in so we can have a conversation. You're
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: bringing me now there? What what do you think that
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: we're bringing you in so we can have a conversation
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: with you. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: will be bringing you in having a conversation. Would you
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: bring the shot with you? You're gonna be coming in
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna do it company where we can anywhere
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: anybody wants all you physically or mentally abusing your husband.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You know what, you don't have to pick me up,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: tell me where you I will come to you want
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: to pick me up, I will. I will come down there.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I will handle you in him. At the same time,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: tell me you as we're talking to me about I'm
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you a serious question. Is it sounds like
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: a consequence of he doesn't listen to you? I mean,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? Are you're treating your
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: husband like a child? What are you doing to him?
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Asking a lot of the post gonna get treated like
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: the cat if you if he has the problem with
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: how I treat him, you talk to him behind He asked.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something, miss Morgan. What do you
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: do for a lever ahead of security at this building
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: and about to cross security on me because I'm loud
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: in this room down because you're a security so you
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: don't know all about putting people in choke calls and
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: how to apprehend the person, don't you That is my job? Yes?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I did, so are you doing that at home? What
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you again? I don't harm that
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: man in any way, no west have I ever what
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I ever? Nor has he need? He needs to get
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: him behind in his car and go back to work.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: We have builds to things don't as high for this crap.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you or you're listening. You have nothing to say to me,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: But then you got to put my husband it's trying
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to Let me talk to him about this. Shut sit down,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: sit down, get him handing him the phone. Let me talks.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I need to understand what had I got it. Let
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: me finish the talk conversation with Okay, no, you don't
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: need to sindish. Let me finish on his putting him
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Hello, I have one more thing to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: ask you. Are you listening? Are you listening? Good? Ahead?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: This is nephew taught me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: You just got breaked by your husband. Sean. Hello, you.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I don't believe this. What are you? What are you
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: at right now? Man? I was worried about the people
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: at your job. Where you at? I'm back here in
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: this swearing like a freaking pig, in heat, dripping makeup everywhere.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe this. Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you, what is the baddest I'm talking about
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You too much? You know y'all gotta give
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: it to me now, by okay, let me ask. You
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: don't even ask me because I love it. You just ask,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate that, Jake. You know I need that
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: kind of love and support. Let me ask y'all something, though,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Who is it with it that you would? Who is
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: it that you think I can't prank? Give me that
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: put me to a challenge. Who do you think I
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: can't prank? Trumpama? Obama and Trump neither one of Michael
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Jordan's wolf what I'm just challenging, Oprah, I got challenges
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: for you. I'm not gonna I'm not okay, okay, I'm
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: not First of all, I'm not gonna prank miss over
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: saying you can you? What is you asking us the
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: question for? If you don't like none of I answers.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I like Jordan, I could do Jordan, I could do Flavor,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: can't Kyler Pierre Na? That's why? Why you? Why you
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: knowing people that you know might help me? Why are
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: you doing that? I mean, you say you're telling me
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: who who you can't pranking. If I wanted to name
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: who you could prank, it'd be easy. Can't practical, can't
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: bet you can't prank will packle will pretty well, yeah,
• 52:32
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• 52:40
  Speaker 1: up next, it's the Strawberry Letter for today. We'll get
• 52:43
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• 53:13
  Speaker 1: We gotta for you here. It is the Strawberry Lettah
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Morgan Freed all right. Subject, I need to help this
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: poor child. Dear Stephen Shirley. Thirteen years ago, I became
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: friends with a newly married young couple at church. They
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: have two children and they are good, god fearing people
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: with large heart. The only problem is that they are
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: not BookSmart, and the wife is liking in the common
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: sense department too. They both speak terribly and their subject
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: and verb agreement is always off. Their spelling is even worse.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I hate to admit it, But when I first met
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: this couple, my first impression was that they were They
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: both had learning disabilities when they were younger, and that's
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: how they met. After knowing them a while, I know
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: that's not true. The husband never graduated from high school
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and the wife just recently got her ged. We are
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: all in a church group and we discuss family stuff.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: So since it's back to schooltime, we were all happy
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: to see our children going back to the classroom, all
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: of us except this one couple. They announced to the
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: group that they planned to homeschool. They're eight year old
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: this semester. Everyone in the group started looking around and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: we were all quiet. We left a church meeting, and
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: before I could get in my house, goood, I had
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: three messages from people in our group telling me I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: had to stop them or their child would be ruined
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: for life. Since I'm the closest one to them, they
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: suggested I tell them. How can I tell my friend
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: that homeschool and her child may turn her child into
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: a little dummy. Maybe I can talk to a counselor
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: down at the school where the child is supposed to
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: be enrolled. Or should I mind my own business? Mind
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: my business and just pray that this turns out better
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: than we expected. I feel like I owe it to
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: the child to speak up thoughts. Okay, now, you know
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you can't tell these people how to raise and educate
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: their children. You know you can't do that. That will
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: cause major problems. You can only suggest to them. You
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: can only just try to help them in some way.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You say they speak terribly, they don't have much common
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: sense or book sense. You say they're good, god fearing
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: people with large hearts. You said that in your letters.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: So hopefully these good god fearing people with large hearts,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: they will welcome your advice and your suggestions. But you
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: can't go in there, you know, trying to take over
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and oversteps. These are their children, not yours. Talking to
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: the school counselor telling the mom that the homeschooling will
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: turn her child into a little dummy, that's very unacceptable,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: that's out of line. Okay, as a friend, just try
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: to help her, maybe set up her homeschool procedure, you know,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the processes, the things you have to go through to
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: do that. You can contribute and help the kids read
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: and things like that. I think the fact that the
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: mom just recently got her ged. I think that that
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: means that she's trying to do better, and she wants
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: to do better, and she wants to do better for
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: her kids. So support her, encourage her, be a friend
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to her, but don't take over. Get in there and
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you should mind your own business. Get
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: all up in their business. She could end up resenting
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you and this couldn't This wouldn't be good, Steve, I disagree.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: So damn what somebody got to say these babies, Somebody
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: need to stop this forward happen to ignorant ass people
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: can't own school a baby. You just said, she just
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: recently got her damn ged and the hub and just
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: got here. Day farty. Now you're sitting up in here,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: sending up here, sarily. See that's your problem, Sherley. You
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: just you're a Christian and y'all way on indeed them
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: ainything and they don't stay in it. Somebody got to
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: get in here. Last thing we need is two more
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: of them. We got to get involved here. You got
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: to say, these kids, this is not no time to
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: be Christian. We ain't got time for that. Listen to me,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: them dog on kids. You don't know nothing. You just
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: said that talk ignorant at the church group. You just
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: said they ain't got good sense. Now they've been to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: home school some kids, and you're sitting up in here,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you scared they're gonna send the kids off to schooling,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: And now you're gonna they're gonna home school them and
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: turn them into little dummies. I can promise you it's
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: already too late. Them kids is already a product of
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: them two parents. If we don't get them babies in school,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have two more them your church. It's fitting
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: to be a congregation full of little dummies all sitting
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: over that don't know nothing. You're sending the pin here
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: complaining about this lady on the thing. You know, I'll
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: tell you what you better do. You better have some
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: little ninjas dropping in at that home school educating them kids.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: When the parans send them the recess or something. That's
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: your only chance, he said, ninjas. Yeah, they set up.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: You said in your latter that the only problem is
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: that they're not book small and the wife is lacking
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: in comments, and damn so you don't know nothing in
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: books or life. What they fit to tell you? Two kids,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: they both speak terribly and they subject and verb agreement
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: is always all Hold on, Steve, hold on, we'll have
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: part two of your response about this subject and verb
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: agreement is always all Well at part two of Steve's
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three after the hours, subject
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I need to help this poor child. We'll be back.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, Steve. Let's recap today's strawberry letters.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Subject I need to help this poor child. Got These
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  Speaker 1: are newly wired people at a church and a god
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: find and large hearts. The only problem is they not
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: book smart and wife is lacking in common sis Department two.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Both of them speak terribly, and their subject and verb
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: agreement is always all. Everybody having cause kids going back
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: to school. Everybody in the little church group celebrating septies
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: two day then told y'all they fit in the home
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: school day two kids. Everybody in the group got quiet
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: because they're trying to figure out HAIs E two ignorant
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: to ask people go home school? These two little poe
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: ass kids. That's what this letter is about. But let
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: me focus on the line here and Sureley, I'm gonna
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: need your help right here because I'm approved to you
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: why these parents need to send their children to school. Shirley. Yeah,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: because the lady says they both speak terribly and their
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: subject and verb agreement is always off. What that means
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: is the subject and the verb that they use in
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: the same census never apply. So now surely you don't
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: know what they're talking about, but I do. So what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I want you to do, Shirley, so I can prove
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: my point. You need to get these kids ask up
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: at school. I'm gonna be the child of these little
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: ignorant ass pairs. Now I want you to ask me
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: any question on any subject. Ain't got to be pertaining
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to a child or nothing. But I'm gonna show you
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: what it is to mean that your subject in verbe
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: don't agree, and gonna prove why they need to go
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: to school. First question, all right, what time do you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: have to get up to go to school today? What?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: What that is? Fault? What uh see? That means? Why
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: do I have to get up on time to go
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to go? Ahead? What did you get for lunch today?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: What do you have for lunch today? I eat mine?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I eat what I befitting the eat mine? Just pain?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Did you lay your clothes out to go to school tomorrow?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna wear close me to wear it tomorrow. Okay,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you're proving your point. Don't come on any question, I don't.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: It ain't got to be school. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite TV show? TV and media? Watching up
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: there for that thing? Did you see? Yes? Yes, yes,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: let's give me why they need to be in school?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Come on, what's your first and last name? My last
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: name is photo photo? First one was over with to
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: get immediately talk, don't get any bis you better say
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: the damn baby. This ain't even funny. Go ahead, no,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's definitely not funny. Um okay, so um
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: oh I know, I know. So what do you What
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: did you learn today when you went to church? I
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: for church and learned it that that lesson for them? What?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: How old did you say you lesson for learned it?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I learned it. I learned it that the cross was
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: up and Jesus was stuck on it. How old did
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: you say? You were? Fifteen? What this letter is eight?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: This is what's gonna happen if you don't get the
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: ans school. Two more questions. Okay, what's your favorite food?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: What's up? Chips and corn bread? Can you spell cornbread? Hell, yeah, okay,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: let's hear it. Corn bread see oh in b corne beat,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: corn bed, corn bed. Hey you don't like corn bet? No,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I like corn bread. Oh see? Oh you fancy no
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: for that? You won't use all in letters in your words. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's usually how it goes. Yeah that ain't that? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: for high go for my mom and my daddy. My
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  Speaker 1: mom and my daddy told me school ain't that important.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they said that, did they. My mama
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  Speaker 1: just got her ged and her cousin took the test
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  Speaker 1: for her. See I looked at that positively. Or her
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: cousin took the chest for her. All right, Steve, you've proved,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: you've proved your point. That's why you got to get
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: these kids again. A lot of kids that are home
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: school it's hard to listen to home school Winton. How
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: you think that win? What? Home school Winton? All right? Listen?
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• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: gonna do a quick fast round of Ask the clo. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com. That's to the clo This one.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Steve is from Jewel in Norfolk, Virginia. Jewel says, I've
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  Speaker 1: been married for only three years and my husband has
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  Speaker 1: one flaw that irks me. Whenever we're out, I can
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  Speaker 1: be in the middle of a conversation and he's staring
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  Speaker 1: at a woman with a nice body walking by. He
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  Speaker 1: also will smile and nod his head at a woman
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  Speaker 1: if he gets her attention. He says he's from the
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  Speaker 1: South and that's how men and women greet each other.
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  Speaker 1: It really messes up my self esteem when he does it.
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  Speaker 1: How can I get him to stop this? Well, I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: mean I don't. I don't know how to tell you
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  Speaker 1: get him to stop it. But let's talk about what
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  Speaker 1: you just wrote in first, you said what irks me
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  Speaker 1: is I could be in the middle of a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: What is these conversations about, because obviously he ain't paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, no, no, listen to me. I'm not no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's doing anything wrong. I want y'all
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  Speaker 1: just state but you born ass conversations see chick Now
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  Speaker 1: the other reason, and the real reason is the reason
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  Speaker 1: he does it repeatedly, is be cause there are no
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  Speaker 1: consequences for doing it. Yeah, all they do is irk you.
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  Speaker 1: You he has no consequences, and you be in eart.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what he hadn't told you. I'm from the South.
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  Speaker 1: We gentlemen, we speaks to women. Okay, how you doing? Man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the truth is that? The hell? No, I'm
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: telling you. That's what he hadn't told her. And if
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  Speaker 1: you're enough to go with that, we from the South.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Everybody on this show from the South. But we got wives. Man,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: we go STU. That Marjorie walking out? Margie from South too,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: that's the damn problem. Call her from the south. That's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: the other damn problem. Sherlan Country ad from the South
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: because she really from Margins. Stop on the Chicago than
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: you ask what your people wasn't from Chicago? All the
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: people from Arkansas? Howe arsas? All right? Here we go
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  Speaker 1: with another question. Uh this is from Sarah and uh
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Harold Texas. She says, I am a forty four year
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  Speaker 1: old woman dating a thirty six year old man, and
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: a woman called me recently and said she has been
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: having unprotected sex with my man. My man acted shocked
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: and said it's his crazy ex playing games. Needless to say,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: we haven't had sex since I got the call. I
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: called his X and invited her over so we could talk.
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  Speaker 1: But she swears she didn't call me. Should I keep
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: trying to get to the bottom of this mess or
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: tell this man to go find someone his age to
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: play with? You call somebody come trying to get to
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: the bottom of it, Steve Well, The lady said she
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: didn't have sex Woody, so she's just supposed to take
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: her word. All right, we gotta go. You're listening show.
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  Speaker 1: This is a roundtable discussion today is who told on
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  Speaker 1: you back in the day that made you get the worse,
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  Speaker 1: the absolute worse behind whooping you've ever got in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. Your mama could get the news,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: and Junior and I talked about this. Your mama could
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: get the news. We had no internet, we didn't have
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  Speaker 1: the phone, there was no texting. But by time any
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Lee Brown got to that house off that buck, she
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  Speaker 1: knew everything that went down. I don't know how you
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: know she knew it. I have no idea. She started
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: up like so um, what you're doing downtime of day?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you know I didn't know that. I ain't told nobody. No,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: there was no social media. Right immediately, little rabbits, Little
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: rabbits punk this slew this your slew told Miss Pattis
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  Speaker 1: that I was the one that put the fire crackers
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  Speaker 1: in her tulips in her front yard and lit the
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  Speaker 1: foe fried crackers and blew the damn tulips. Little rabbit
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: parks told well, Miss Pattison went cross street, told my MoMA, man,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I got my ass. How long was it't? How long
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: wasn't waiting? It felt like about fifteen minutes. I asked
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  Speaker 1: the question, did you just did it? He did it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I knew you did it. What made you do that? Man?
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  Speaker 1: She was hateful? Man, okay, man, like if our football
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: rolled in the yard that no, no, no, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't go on that grass. You go get the football,
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  Speaker 1: take it in the house. Baseball going her, y'all, don't
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  Speaker 1: go in my yard. I'll tell you mom and daddy
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: and should come down here and get the baseball and
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  Speaker 1: roll it down the street. Now we got to hear
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: him get on and he just pride in her yard.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: So I only could do faux I had time. Oh
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, my mom's ex boyfriend, my mom's boyfriend
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: at the time. She was dating this man, and he
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: was coming in to see us from the front yard.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: And there was a phone booth not really far from
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: my house at the time, remember the old fend. My
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: cousin and I were in there playing on the phone
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: like we were talking. So he went in the house
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: and told my mom that we were in the phone
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: booth calling some boys. Yeah, and we're word all right.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing I knew, I'm getting dragged out. That
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  Speaker 1: was the first time I saw stars. I literally get
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  Speaker 1: the crap out of me. Yeah. We weren't even doing that, boy,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I wasn't that not that time? All right, we gotta go, alright,
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  Speaker 1: got so many you're listening, all right? So, guys, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever eaten a meal that just brought you to tears?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: It was so good? I mean, have you ever done that?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's gotten close? What when we were
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: all in Paris, that baked potato with that loaded cavear
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: that Yeah, it had me so emotional, Yes it did,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Okay, wait a minute, so good your tears?
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  Speaker 1: It was good hold your tears, baby, all right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. So yeah, so, so some of us have
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: eaten a meal that has brought us to tears, or
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: at least come close to bringing us to tears. Or
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: maybe who knows, it was the bill at the end
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: of the meal that made you cry. Well anyway, there
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: was this elderly man in China. He's been diagnosed with
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: an extremely rare condition. It's known as crocodile tears syndrome.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, is this for real? You got this? Yeah? Us,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: you got it to a turn. I didn't. I bet
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  Speaker 1: my mama oxtails and it just happened. It causes him
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: to cry every time he eats, and it's ruining his
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: social life. Doctors reported that his nerve fibers are misdirected
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: and they interfere with his uh salivary glands, so when
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  Speaker 1: he smells or tastes food, it makes him cry. And
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: very funny. You know, it's not nasty to drink keep doing.
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  Speaker 1: I can't just eat like this. I'm just going on that.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steave Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning show, It is time for a
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: round of would you rather out the gate. You want
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: to pick it blindly, Na, that don't work out for us.
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  Speaker 1: I love it, it hasn't for me, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: All Right. Would you rather work and you're cleaning up
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  Speaker 1: toxic waste or would you rather work as a mortician's assistant? Yeah,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna clean up the toxic words. Yeah, I'm not
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: gonna do really, people, No, I'm going down that damn
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: for you know, I'm not in that waste. I'm not
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: in that waste. I'm sorry. You know, toxic waste about
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: toxics material they're not talking about like sugar, honey, iced tea,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: not that. Because I have toxic waste myself. Are you
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: familiar with him? I'm good with that. I'm accustomed to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: that deal with toxic where he said time, I'm not
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: gonna win there. I know I know them here well,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: mine toxic. Yeah, so I'm not even gonna I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a fear of mine. I'm just assisting the
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  Speaker 1: mortician though. Right now, I'm not just cutting vacuum in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: and out, nobody sucking out no guts. I'm nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do nothing out doing that. No, I'm just gonna blew
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: your eyes shut. Putting no lipstick on your money to
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: do that though, though man clothes or nothing, no, same,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: the same outfit he died in. I'm gonna be the
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: worst mortician. I'm not doing all that. He looks he
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: looks so swollen. Yeah, how the body man? Yeah, he
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: looked decomposed. Yeah, that's how they boughty man in his
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: hand he still, That's how they bought all this mud
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: under his finger nails. That's how they bought him in.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Did you even close his eyes that he was? Aye,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: was open when they bought him in. We're not doing
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: all that. I'm not a funeral looking at us. None
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: of that, y'all closed casket. I told you the same
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: which he was eating up. Go eat his hands, Go
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: be a you're crazy all right when I bought him
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: that sweatshirt and thank you? Great a one more we
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  Speaker 1: can get to it quickly. Would you rather get struck
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: by lightning or picked up by a tornado? We know
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: what your answer is, Tommy, struck by lightning or picked
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: up by a tornado? Oh far tornado taking? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that's gonna be. But I'll tell
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: you what when you get hit by that lightning you
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: usually don't be right when you come to all right,
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  Speaker 1: today's round. Would rather you're listening to all right. Here
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  Speaker 1: we are our last break of the day. It's been
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: a good day. It's been Yeah, it's been a really
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: good day. We got through it has some fun um
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: and now yeah hump day. That used to be Steve's
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: favorite commercial right there, that camel. All right, Steve, it's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: time for you to take us home with some of
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: your closing remarks as always, uh, you know, as as
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I've decided to do a lot uh since I came
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: off my vacation, wants to just try to share with
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: you all a lot of things that I learned spiritually
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: over my vacation. I said, this is one of the
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: most spiritual awakenings I've had ever, and I really learned
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: a lot spiritually, and I just wanted to share it
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  Speaker 1: with y'all because it's so many people out there who
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: love God. There's so many people out there who know God,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: and there's a lot of people out there that's trying
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: to figure out where God at. It's some people out
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: there thinking God that forgot about them, and you know,
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you something that that's not true,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: God ain't forgot about you. Somebody said, one time, I
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: keep praying for something that don't happen. Well, wait a minute,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. Did it not happen the way you
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: wanted it? Or it's not happening because usually it comes
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: out to be not the way you want it. But
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: if you look closely closely, something is in the process
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: of being worked out. We just get impatient with the process.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: How many times have I done that wanted something from
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: God my way with and I was so focused on
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: it happening my way that I didn't look around and
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: realize He's actually operating and working something out. And if
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I would just look closely and show a little bit
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: more gratitude instead of complaining about what I don't have
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: my way, find out that his way is probably better
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: than the one you got. Because see me, let me
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what loses a lot of people. You know,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: when when things going really really good in your life
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: and you feel like you bless then you just feel
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: like God is smiling on you. But then life happens
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: you run into some rough patches on this journey. You
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: have to understand that when you hit rough patches in
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: your life that God still smiling on you. It's just
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: that sometimes allowing these adversities that come into your life,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: sometime some of your verse adverse cities are a loud
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: because it pulls you closer to God. Some of us
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: need adversity to get closer to God. Some of us
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: don't understand that the adversities that we're facing in our
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: life sometimes they just they seem they're covered in a mystery.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: But God, everything that happens to you. If you love
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: God like so many of you do, if you want
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: a relationship with God like so many of you do,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: it ends up working out for you one way or
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: the other. You know, you might be asking God to save,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: make this man do right. Well, guess what if the
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: man is not right for you, why would God make
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: him do right? And he ain't the one for you? Sometimes, man,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: you gotta go through some adversity because it pushes you
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: closer to God. It's like the other day I was
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: talking about people get mad at people because they go
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: to jail and they find Christ whoa hold, love, partner, partner,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: keyword found Christ? What difference will make how they found him?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: It's not you can decide how God has found I
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: found God. I get sad to say this, but it's true.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I gets pushed close to to God when I get
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: in the most trouble. Sad to say, but that's what's happened.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm just now learning to stay close to Him in
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: the good times, so when the bad times come, I
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: ain't that far away. I had to make that decision myself.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: So when you see God in the good times, you
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: also got to see God's face in the hard times.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Because this tool show pass you're just going through a process.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody's life has to have adversity in it so you
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: can appreciate the good times. You got to have adversity
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: because it makes you draw closer to God. You gotta
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: have adverse because you need to become experienced at what
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: it is you're going through. So when it happens to
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: you again, you know how to handle it better because
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: it's called life is just gonna keep happening. I see
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of times, man, people they look at things
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: so wrong. You know, people get in their life, they
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: get real busy bustling around and they're trying to accomplish
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: things through your own strength and your own ability. Well,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something about when you accomplish something
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: through your own strength and ability. Sometimes you succeed rather
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: well and other times you fail. But you don't want
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: to miss what life is really about, and that's having
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: a collaboration with God. Man. You want to have a
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: relationship with God, so you don't get so full of yourself,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: like all your blessings is because of something you did.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: You ain't did nothing. Oh you might have worked hard,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: but you can't make blessings come your way. Do you
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: know if you had the ability didn't do this, you
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: know what your life would look like. And quit looking
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: at other people and talking about Man, God on he's
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: doing something for them. Man, I don't get this, and
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I sometimes I wanted this and I get this. It's
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: called favor. Favor ain't fair. Favor is not giving out,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: say favors giving it out just because God is good.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: We have all benefited from favor. We've all received favor
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: we had no business getting. That's what grace and favor is. Man,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: y'all come home. So I'm just trying to get y'all
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: to just think about it, man, form relationship with God. Man.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: It really wants me to tell you that y'all have
• 1:23:37
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