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Cam Newton, Klutch Sports Agency, Racist GA Attorney, T-Day Tactics and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming bu things and it's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve to mother, stay, don't join me. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use that turn arm. You gotta turn to turn them out, turning,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water go. Come, come on your thing. Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: sure will A good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. If y'all only knew,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'll tell it to you this morning man
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  Speaker 1: started off real crazy. But it's just those little mishaps
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  Speaker 1: where we as people who are striving to be successful
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  Speaker 1: that makes all the difference in the world. When you
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  Speaker 1: have those little minor things that come up, you can't
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  Speaker 1: let the minor things stop you. You've got to keep
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  Speaker 1: pressing forward. Now, Could I have played the role of
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  Speaker 1: where is my car? Where is my car? Oh? Where
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  Speaker 1: is my car? Instead of hustling and grab a cab?
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  Speaker 1: So what am I? Am I above a cab ride? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Or do I have to look at the bigger picture?
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  Speaker 1: And say, okay, I could act like a little spoiled
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  Speaker 1: brat sometimes a star and go I don't ride in
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  Speaker 1: cabs or where as my car and then go to
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  Speaker 1: blaming people for not having a car, or do I
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  Speaker 1: make the adjustments because ain't like I ain't been in
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  Speaker 1: the cab before, now slow down. Ain't like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been in a beat up car before. Slow down?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't ever like I ain't never had a carb and
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  Speaker 1: roll the bus before. Slow down. Ain't like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been homeless before, and they't have nowhere to go?
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  Speaker 1: Slow down. So in those moments right there, always remember
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  Speaker 1: where you come from, but even more importantly, always remember
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  Speaker 1: where you're trying to go, because it's important for me
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  Speaker 1: that I get here as many mornings as I possibly can.
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  Speaker 1: It's important because that's the goal. And so many people
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  Speaker 1: allowed a minor things to stop them on their road
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  Speaker 1: to success. And I'm giving you this example today not
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  Speaker 1: to say hey, look at me, but to say to you, hey,
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  Speaker 1: listening to me. There are going to be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things that's gonna happen along your way to being successful.
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  Speaker 1: And if you allow the small things to stop you,
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  Speaker 1: there's no way you'll make it. You've got to always
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  Speaker 1: press forward and stop looking at the situation for what
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  Speaker 1: it is and look, sometimes you have to take your
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  Speaker 1: offer right now and put your eye in the future.
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  Speaker 1: You know, God has blessed me in so many ways.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what can I say? You know, I ask
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  Speaker 1: God for this syndicated show. He gives me a syndicated show.
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  Speaker 1: Now I act like I don't want to come to it.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, slow down. Did not you ask for this?
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  Speaker 1: Do I not realize that there are certain people, man,
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  Speaker 1: who look forward to this message in the morning. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it from people, so from the hundreds that I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it for, that could represent thousands for all I know.
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  Speaker 1: So if I think somebody's counting on me, I got
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  Speaker 1: to try to get there and give something. So today
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any time at all to think about
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  Speaker 1: what I might say. I just walked right in and
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  Speaker 1: the jingle was playing, and so I decided to just
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  Speaker 1: tell you about my day and maybe you can relate
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  Speaker 1: it to something you're going through alone the way, because
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  Speaker 1: no matter who you are, you're going to have some
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  Speaker 1: moments man, where things are going to happen. And like
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  Speaker 1: I always tell my kids, and I just had this
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  Speaker 1: conversation with my little girl. It ain't that things ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's how you handle what happens that matters.
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  Speaker 1: But it don't matter. It's how you handle what happens
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  Speaker 1: that's the determining factor on where you get in life
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  Speaker 1: and how soon you get there and how long you
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  Speaker 1: stay there. That will always be a mishap, something that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna throw you off. That will always be something man
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  Speaker 1: that could deter you. That will be something somewhere, man,
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  Speaker 1: that will make you doubt it. Now that you know
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen, then let's talk about how you handle
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  Speaker 1: what happens, because it's going to happen. So now, what
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  Speaker 1: do you do as a person when these moments come
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  Speaker 1: about in your life? How do you handle? Oh? Woe
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  Speaker 1: is me? Oh? I guess it wasn't meant to be. Well.
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  Speaker 1: If the Lord wanted me to have this, I'd have that.
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  Speaker 1: How many deal how many times you hear people say that?
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, it really irks me. Man. Stop using
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  Speaker 1: God as your excuse. God ain't no excuse. God is
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  Speaker 1: a reason. He's a reason why the good happens. He's
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  Speaker 1: a reason he's not an excuse. God don't have no
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  Speaker 1: excuses in none of his scriptures or writings, not that
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  Speaker 1: I but he just don't make excuses. I would have
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  Speaker 1: done this. But you know there's a scripture that says
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  Speaker 1: the poor will all shall always be amongst us. Why
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  Speaker 1: that's got to be you. Yeah, he said the poor
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  Speaker 1: will always be amongst us, because you know, everybody ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna follow the principles of success. But he also said
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  Speaker 1: he came to give you life and give it to
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  Speaker 1: you more abundantly. He said that too, But oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to hear that because your life kind
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  Speaker 1: of trip it out a little bit. So now what
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  Speaker 1: you do with it? Now you twist it and you
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  Speaker 1: go to that one little scripture that say, well, the
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  Speaker 1: poor shall always be amongst us. Well, that's put in
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  Speaker 1: there because that's a that's suggests in case. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: a just in case y'all don't want to follow the scriptures.
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  Speaker 1: That's just in case you don't understand that faith without
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  Speaker 1: works is dead. That's just in case you have not
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  Speaker 1: because you ask not. It's just in case you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe and shall not doubt. He got all that in there.
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  Speaker 1: But in case you don't want to do that, there
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  Speaker 1: is a scripture that tells you what don't happen if
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  Speaker 1: you don't do it, And here it is the poor
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  Speaker 1: shall always be a monster. But then you get that
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  Speaker 1: when they say, well, that's I guess that's the lord's will,
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  Speaker 1: Lord's will, really, really, really really, that's amazing. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't believe that about him. I don't believe that God
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  Speaker 1: created your life to be a life of misery. I
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  Speaker 1: think that we make decisions along the way that caused
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  Speaker 1: us to have lives of misery. But I really really
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  Speaker 1: just don't believe that God created you for that. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard Nelson Mandela speak, and you know, you gotta go
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  Speaker 1: wild all those years in prison? Man, what was it about?
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  Speaker 1: When you hear him speak, you understand what it was about.
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  Speaker 1: He said he always knew he would be free one day. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what he said he never knew was he said he
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  Speaker 1: never knew that he would be the president of that country.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what a long way around. But he
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  Speaker 1: could have sat there and got involved in prison activities
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't up to pawing things like that. And they
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  Speaker 1: said whenever young inmates used to come in. He was
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  Speaker 1: telling the story one time of how young inmates used
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  Speaker 1: to come into the prison. They all sit around and
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  Speaker 1: talk to him about what they were doing and how
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  Speaker 1: many kids they had in their lives, and it helped
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  Speaker 1: them keep track of the outside a little bit, and
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  Speaker 1: it kept a sense of time for them, and it
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  Speaker 1: reminded me in to talk about what they left behind,
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  Speaker 1: and it kept them going because something was greater on
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  Speaker 1: the other side. Had he allowed that to stop him,
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  Speaker 1: had he allowed imprisonment, which is a pretty major deal. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, then guess what he would have never
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  Speaker 1: been to Nelson Mandela that we know to day, a martyr,
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  Speaker 1: a leader, a great force. People want to go around him.
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  Speaker 1: Even people that imprisoned him could not understand his staunch strength,
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  Speaker 1: his faith, his unwavering commitment. They couldn't understand it. So
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  Speaker 1: things are going to happen in your life, but it's
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  Speaker 1: how you handle what happens doesn't matter. So keep pushing, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let the little things get in the way, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you just sometimes you just don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: got in the cab thinking I wasn't gonna make it,
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  Speaker 1: But at least let's go see, let's try. I made it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what that gives me another piece of information that
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  Speaker 1: I have and all I had to see it again
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  Speaker 1: to date. Guess what I said today? Man, Sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like you ain't gonna make it, just go
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  Speaker 1: head on anywhere. Now. I could still be back there
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel time I wear my car, but I
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  Speaker 1: got up in here made it. So now what y'all
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  Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Let's go you're listening show. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, welcome to the Ride to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get started, I'm allowing my long time old
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine, Roscoe Wallace, come in to explain what
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  Speaker 1: is going on. He is currently involved in a three
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  Speaker 1: trillion dollars lawsuit against the entire music industry for theft
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  Speaker 1: publishing rights, writing and recording dudes due to him for
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  Speaker 1: having written, as he claims, mostly every major hit ever recorded.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, here is ros Scott Wallace. They very there.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody run with the college yal admitted of all the
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  Speaker 1: fellows and everything. Here's another song that's involved in the
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  Speaker 1: lawsuit that I need credit for. Warmth All she's a
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  Speaker 1: brig Oh heart, She might and mighty, but just letting
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  Speaker 1: it all hang out whole. She's a brick brick whatnot?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? I said, how she's the one, the only
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  Speaker 1: one built like an Amazon. She's got everything bad a
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  Speaker 1: one what needs what is mine too? Thank you? Steve
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to comment to us to know. Sorry Lionel
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  Speaker 1: had involved y'all in it, but hell you know the deal,
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  Speaker 1: So thank y'all. As another song, I wrote, y'all take
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  Speaker 1: it away, have a great day. Bye bye, Yeah, gonna
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe boy, this this lawsuit is grown. We're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: this money. Three trillion, call up evidence. Y'all gonna get
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  Speaker 1: this money. I ain't gonna say no because he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come back. He thinks what it we we we we
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  Speaker 1: we Well, I heard you. You don't gonna write it.
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  Speaker 1: She listen to the call it? Ever did she evidence
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  Speaker 1: in a lawsuit? Roster? It never did? Listen to me? Listen.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see how my heart being the songs right here? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see. But that doesn't make come from somebody that
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  Speaker 1: wrote it. It means something to him. So you don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about that? What once again? Do I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I tell you? What I'm listening. We both
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  Speaker 1: know who ain't wrote it. You you, I'm claiming you shaming.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn that into that's a song, right there, man,
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  Speaker 1: I we got no time to do it now. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you tee tomorrow. But you're gonna love it though.
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  Speaker 1: I know that these kids need some help. Yeah, the kids.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be there for people and everything. That's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm there for Roscoe because you know everybody, you know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people playing him off with this lawsuit.
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  Speaker 1: They're not giving him no ad time to explain his position.
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  Speaker 1: But on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, I think it's
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  Speaker 1: important man to hear people because you don't know and
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  Speaker 1: if he if he is right, Yeah, we're gonna remember
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  Speaker 1: this friendship. Yeah, you can't whatever all the time. You know,
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  Speaker 1: a man, if he get a half a trillion throw,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he might he might break me off a billion.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's your boy? Yeah yeah, man. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: in thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna kick
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  Speaker 1: the show off with nephew. Tommy's run that Frank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show? All right, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Time to start our morning off. We'd run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back and the nephew, what you got now?
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  Speaker 1: I got a dose? So stupid for you? Fairly, Jean,
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  Speaker 1: I got your girl. I got your girl. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a nice little cup of doses are stupid, shirt, A
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  Speaker 1: cup of teaspoons are stupid. He wasn't gonna be educational.
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  Speaker 1: I know that you always say, oh you want to education,
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  Speaker 1: he said, just the frank man. Yeah, let's go catch gene.
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  Speaker 1: I got your girl. Hello, speak to Jeane. My name Vernon,
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  Speaker 1: brother was playing. What's going on? I need to huh
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  Speaker 1: let you for a minute, my man. I want to
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  Speaker 1: let you about your wife. So you got a minute. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening. I don't even know how to breaktice to
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  Speaker 1: your dog. I just want to be straight up with you, man.
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  Speaker 1: Me and your wife have been kind of seeing each other,
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  Speaker 1: and really she want to let you go. But she ain't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she really ain't got it got it up
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  Speaker 1: in her to say she want to let you go.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm coming to you like a man and letting
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  Speaker 1: you know. You know that she really wanted to shut
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  Speaker 1: it down with you. We've been seeing each other for
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  Speaker 1: a minute now. Uh so I don't know how we can.
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  Speaker 1: Will you know, I'm just coming at you like a
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  Speaker 1: man brother, trying to let you know she don't even
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  Speaker 1: really want you no more. You know, we didn't talked
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  Speaker 1: about it, talked about it, and I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: get it all. I know. I'm tired. I'm tired of
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  Speaker 1: hiding with it. Really, okay, okay, Well you know it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot smoother than I expected. Player, I man, it
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. It is what it is. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: as long as long as you as long as you cool,
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  Speaker 1: I thought, you know, I just want to be a
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  Speaker 1: man called and how I let you let you know?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen her to day? And where are you from?
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  Speaker 1: From Jersey? I'm up around Nork. I mean you said
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  Speaker 1: it's a lot smoother than you thought it was gonna be. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, anytime I'm another man from to call another
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  Speaker 1: man by his wife, I mean, yeah, you don't expect
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  Speaker 1: it to be nothing, you know, pretty simple, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't contemplate it a long time by calling you
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  Speaker 1: saw you know today, I just said to head with
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  Speaker 1: my number. So I've been hand you. I had your
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  Speaker 1: number a long time. All right. Now you say you're looking.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot smoother than you thought us gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't that smooth. But you know you don't want
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  Speaker 1: You know, the thing is, you got one up on
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  Speaker 1: it because you know my information. Now I's gotta come
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  Speaker 1: find you. Okay, wait wait wait, wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: hold up? Now good? You feel like, oh no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna to hold up. Okay, you feel like you need
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  Speaker 1: to be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look ahead,
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  Speaker 1: let's check this out. This is a decision that the
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  Speaker 1: wife has made. You understand what I'm saying. So you
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  Speaker 1: have no reason to be mad at me about anything.
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  Speaker 1: You have no reason to be coming looking for me
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  Speaker 1: or any information on me, because see, when that happens,
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  Speaker 1: then it's gonna really get stinky up in here. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling you like a man. Brother, Trust me, Man, ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing that I'm never worried about. Okay, Well, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: letting you know, man, I'm letting you know up front
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  Speaker 1: sheet with me and how contemplated a long time. Y'alla, y'alla.
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  Speaker 1: So now you know here we are. So I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know, what the hell with it. I'm calling it
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  Speaker 1: that y'all should have did it on the phone together.
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  Speaker 1: I expected both of y'all a lot more. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then you know, if that's what it's
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  Speaker 1: got to be, we be face to face together. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be, man, you know. Okay, So, but
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  Speaker 1: but let me ask you this here where it's going in.
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  Speaker 1: Once we're both staying flat footed and tell you how
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  Speaker 1: it is, then what ain't I ain't gonna never be
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  Speaker 1: flat footed? Okay? What the flat footed? Or upside down?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't the way you want to look at it, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying not to get into this physical part, but
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  Speaker 1: it seems like you're leaning that way with me. It
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  Speaker 1: could be whatever, you know. It could be on this
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  Speaker 1: side of the dirt or the other side, and don't
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  Speaker 1: make a difference. It never does, brother, It never does.
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  Speaker 1: When two bulls come together, one of them got to
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  Speaker 1: go down. No, guess what we are doing? Too much talking?
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  Speaker 1: You've got my information. Guess what now I'm blot loaded
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  Speaker 1: than hunter for you. You lock and loaded. There's no
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  Speaker 1: need for you to say. There's no need for us
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  Speaker 1: discussing anymore. Okay, cool, you know why why we're at it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: let me go and drop it all on you then,
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  Speaker 1: because it's it seemed like we need to gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it all out the way. You cool, You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I think you need you know, a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, if you want to just keep it all
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  Speaker 1: the way real, you might want to go take a
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  Speaker 1: blood test about a Lina and make sure you to
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  Speaker 1: Papa to that. All right? Feel me? Got it? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have your wife getting your car man, because
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  Speaker 1: we didn't contemplate it or too long and it's time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you do that. You know my information? Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: you said enough, you're hitting enough bones there. Now I'm
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  Speaker 1: really hunter for somebody. So you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: somebody's got to go. What you mean, what was all this?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody got to go. What you're saying, somebody got to go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you try about either me or you. One of us
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  Speaker 1: got to go see because you're saying the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because what you must understand is if I've given you
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  Speaker 1: as much information as I already have, that means I
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  Speaker 1: have enough information to know where you are. Brother. You
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  Speaker 1: know nothing about me norway I reside. So if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk about lock and load and somebody got to go.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're saying it to the wrong person because I'm
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• 19:02
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• 19:05
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• 19:07
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• 19:12
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• 19:15
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• 19:18
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• 19:21
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• 19:25
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• 19:27
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• 19:33
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• 19:36
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• 19:38
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• 19:40
  Speaker 1: on it. Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna
• 19:43
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• 19:53
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• 20:02
  Speaker 1: eating right right right, Tommy Stupid. Sure, I want to
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: thank everybody in Jacksonville, Florida came out to hang out
• 20:18
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• 20:39
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• 20:43
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• 20:48
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• 20:55
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• 21:00
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• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and trending entertainment news. Celebrity couple alert Okay singer Adele
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and sports agent business owner Rich Paul there in the news.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Also in entertainment news, Little nas X is going to
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: appear on the Maury Povid Show and uh yeah, I
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: know right, you don't know that, and we're gonna talk
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: to you about here's this question. Should you go back
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: to your old job, your old employer. We'll talk about
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: that because Cam Newton did, Cam Newton did. We'll talk
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: about all of these stories at the top of the hour,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for Steve's favorite segment,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: ask the clo All right, here we go. This one
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: is from Winky in Kansas City. Winky says, I'm personal
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: trainer and my husband is a bit overweight and it's
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: bad for my business. I'm not ashamed of him at
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: all because he was ill and gained the way. What
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I won't do, though, is hang out in public with
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: him because he's bad for my brand. We're both fifty
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: eight and he's a former athlete. He's part of my
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: online wellness classes, and I suggested he let me do
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the videos until he's in shape. My best friend told me,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'm being a brat and not helping my husband at all.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Are my actions toward him offensive? Well, your husband can't
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: being the health videos and he ain't healthy. He can't
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: be in the workout videos and he don't look like
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: he'd do them except for the shoot. So no, you're
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: not being and your husband know the deal. He's an athlete.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: He know that he got to rise to the occasion,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: past the tests, make the team. He know all of that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: So just say, baby, look, until we get it back together,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I need to just do these videos alone. Now. You
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: need to help your husband though. Are you shamed to
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: be with him in public and all that? You know,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: because something could have happened you little miss cute thing,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: you know, as soon as one of y'all game. Wait,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: we can't say damn thing about that, Kenny. No, no, no, no,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: we can't say nothing. Does this dress fit? Of course
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: it does? Hi look from behind? Oh perfect, baby? You
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? You know you don't have any
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: being in the road to the event with the with
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: their spouse in the cars talking to theirselves. I can't
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: believe you. But oh, don't do that. Say it to yourself. No,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: that's to yourself. That's yourself, and that's where it needs
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to stay. Surely. All right, thank you? Moving on. This
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: one's from Tamia in Columbus, Georgia, because Toma says, my
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: husband called me Sunday to tell me he tested positive
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: for COVID and he's been staying at a hotel. He'd
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: be staying at a hotel for seven days. It made
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: a lot of sense at first, until I found out
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: he went to work Monday. I popped up at his
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: job and he had it on. He had on two
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: masks and said he couldn't miss any days at work
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: and asked me not to make a scene because no
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: one knew he tested positive. I asked to see his
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: paperwork and he said a nurse called him and said
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: he's positive. Is he lying and trying to cheat on me?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Or is he really sick? Wow? Well, I don't know.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: If he put on double mask and went to work.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: He's being a butthole and that's not fair to the people.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: He could have COVID and he's staying in the hotel
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: full week. He could have it. Now, what do you
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: want to do? Go over there and stay with him
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: and catch it yourself? Well, what you want to do?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know what your husband is up to. It
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: sounds like it could be true, but he can't miss
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: no work. I don't know how they would do They
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: have law, they protect people with COVID and got and
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: got to go to work. I think there's something in
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: place because it's such an infectious disease. I think there's
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: something in place for COVID where they can't dock your
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: pay great excuse hotel, you need to stay at the well.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: He really needs to stay home. Yeah everyone else. Yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that's the issues. I like the hotel for ten days.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I like that. But then why if he had worked
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: with double mask because he can't miss It's something. Here's
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: the wrongness of it. If you have COVID and you
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: had worked with two masks on, that's it. That's the wrongness. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: and she just wants to find out the rightness of
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: it all, all right, Moving on, Cammy and Raleigh says.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty nine year old newlywed and my husband
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: and I have a two year old daughter. We're having
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving at our townhouse and my mother and my in
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: laws are coming. I have told my mother that she
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: can sleep in the baby's room, and I got my
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: in laws a room at a hotel that's less than
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a mile from our house. I got a call from
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: my mother in law and she said she wants to
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: stay at our house and my mom should get a room.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: My husband told me I can either cancel dinner or
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: put my mom in a hotel too. Is he right? Her? Mama? Wow, Well,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: we're having typical young marital problems. I've been involved in
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: all of this. But the best thing to do is
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: to treat everybody equal. That's the best way. Because you're
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a young couple, this is your first Thanksgiving together and everything.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Now your mama gets to come over there and stay
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: in the other room. Now the other lady wants to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: stay in the other room too, and thank her mama
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: to your mama to get put in the hotel. I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: think everybody should be in the hotel and just make
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: an announcement as adults. Look, I don't want to show favoritism,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: won't way or the other. So everybody comes to town,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get everybody in a hotel room
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: because I don't want miss miss Peterson the Field or
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Mama Peterson the Field slighted. And I don't need Mamma
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Janice to feel slighted. So both of you, all the
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: grandmothers and welcome into the baby's world. And we want
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: it all to be equal. So both of you are
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: gonna have to get hotel rooms. That's the way it
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: should have worked. The problem you have is you've already
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: told your mama she could stay at the house, and
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: now your husband and came in and said, your mama
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: either got to get to a hotel too, or we
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: asked gonna had to cancel them diner dinner is canceled.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Stay there because he too small. Yeah, yeah, I know,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: but you know, in laws ain't don't fit into the family.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You know, the family could stay in the same house,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: but in laws we don't know, y'all. I thought she
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: puts them in here. I don't know them. His mom
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and dad at a hotel. Lesson's very close, and then
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: her mom's and she's single by herself. She's standing in
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: there with the baby. That's what I thought. But I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: thought I think so too. Anyway, Yeah, yeah, yeah, she
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: can help her with the baby. Anyway. Toya and Kansas says,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship with a married man and his
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: wife found out about us. So she went up to
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: my job and told my boss. My bosses are Karen,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: and she was cheated on. So she said she was
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: going to make an example out of me. I don't
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: know what that means, and I'm terrified to go to work.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: She doesn't know if I'm really messing with the man.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Can she legally embarrassed me like that? What should I do?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: H No, she can't. I'm pretty sure Karen can't do that.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Gonna make an example of it her. You've messed with hearsay.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You can't do that, and you can't bring this woman's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: personal life from a non employee into this office. Are
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you crazy? Karen probably thinks she can. All right, Thank you, Cielo.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: We got some entertainment news for you. Right after this.
• 29:21
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• 29:26
  Speaker 1: guys with this big celebrity couple. Alert. They've been seeing
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: each other for a minute, but now they're real, you know,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: out in the open with it. Singer Adele revealed to
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Rolling Stone that she met Rich Paul on a blind
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: date following her divorce. Adele also called her relationship with
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: rich Paul the most incredible, open hearted, and easiest one
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: she's ever been in. Rich Paul, of course, Steve was
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: born in Cleveland and he met Lebron, Well we don't
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: we go get the big ones? Yeah? He met Lebron
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: James and two thousand and two back in two thousand
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and two. Within a year, Rich Paul joined James in
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: his inner circle and started working with him professionally after
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: he was drafted into the NBA by the Cleveland Cavaliers.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: And now they have their own sports agency called Clutch Sports,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: which represents over twenty five players that includes Anthony Davis,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Draymond Greene, Ben Simmons and more. So what do you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: think about that Steve from Cleveland? Everything? Well, I mean
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I don't really know Rich Paul Persley at all, and
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I do not know a Dale at all. So what
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I think? Really? The hell ain't connection? Yeah? I don't.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Can't embody a little Cleveland connection? I mean, do you Pardner?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: If you like a nice looking girl and everything else?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I'm happy for him. If they're happy, I'm cool. Yeah
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: all right? You know that was your song too? Hello? Hello,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: didn't you love us? All? Hello? And roll Rodale from
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: a Dale. Sometimes I wonder Wi'm still here. Sometimes I
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: hold on unto my deepest fields, so tired of being
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: out here picking on day long, inside on picking my
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: own I'm tired of picking, okay, staving away, sitting down
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: by the dock step just catfishing, time away, show holding
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: on field. We stand with no more? Got all? My
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: card said it by the the back door. You guys
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: know that Cam Newton is back as quarterback for the
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Carolina Panthers. Cam said this time last week that he
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: was eating a bowl of cereal and now he's back
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: his quarterback for his old team, the Carolina Panthers. So
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: many of us have been faced with this question before.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Should I go back to my old job, Should I
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: stay where I am? What should I do? Maybe the
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: new job wasn't as wonderful as you thought it would be,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: and now you're able to choose and see your old
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: situation more clearly, so maybe your personal situations have changed. So, Steve,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you any advice. You know, if
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: people are faced with this going back to their own
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: job or staying where they are, you know, just with Cam.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: My text to Cam would be God is the architect
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of some incredible stories. That would be my text to him,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: because that's just the way it works. Man. You never know.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, hide could working, and sometimes what people think
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: is a setback is really a comeback. And people people
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: they write you off, they can't wait to write you off.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: But but but they don't know how God works. And
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: so for me, this whole story was amazing. Now that's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Cam Newton. I don't really care about your job, and
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: you got an other job. Y'all ask got to get
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: some work. So if you got to go back, you
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: guys got to go back. But your ass got to
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: get to work because y'all ain't got that kind of money.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Save it though, you know, it's it's hard, hard, hard
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: live like that. I don't give it there. What you
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: got to go back to, You got to get your
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: ass because that unemployment to run out. Lord, you ain't
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: got time to be you. You know, you just need
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: some work, get some income coming in. No, if it's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: your old job, whatever, you just got to go back
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: to get paid. Tried to go back to one job.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Man left Lincoln Electric. I tried to go back to
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Lincoln and extric I just got harder for me after
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I left and I went back out there. Man, I
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: didn't really want that damn job, and they didn't give
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: it to me. Either something down or they pulled my
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: records up and with nah, so you didn't get it? Wow?
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: All right, So and H and entertainment news, Little Nasax
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: uh is going to appear on Wednesday's episode of the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: May COVID Show. Um. Yeah, well, I was shocked when
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I heard that too. Little Nasax is appearing on Maury
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Povich with his ex boyfriend uh yay Ariza and a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: teaser for the episode, Maury says Montero, which is nas
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: X's real name, found the love of his life, but
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a shot to discover that he was married. Okay, so
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: we've got to watch to find out. But word has
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: it that this episode is filled up full of the
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: kind of drama we've come to expect from the show,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: like a paternity test and a proposal. I don't do this,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna make time to watch this. I think
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I don't say it. I do watch this episode. I'm
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something on this new Judge show that
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I have. Yeah, that's going to add January fourth. Now
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: you moved it up. They moved it up there. They're
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: thinking some great things here. I've been moving it. We're
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: supposed to be a summer release show, and now they
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: moved it up. It's prime time now. Thank you very much.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Praise God. Oh I have a go, Steve. I'm learning
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I have a transgender case. Oh yeah, let's just going
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: and go to break albums. Got ready tailor's doing. I
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: win you too. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. A defense attorney for one of three white
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: men standing trial for the twenty twenty killing of twenty
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: five year old unarmed black man a mod Arbory in Georgia,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: has issued an apology in court after expressing concern with
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the presence of prominent black pastors in the courtroom. Take
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: a listen. There's only so many pastors they can have.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: And if their pastors Alice Sharpton right now, that's fine,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: but then that's it. We don't want any more black
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: pastors coming in here or other Jesse Jackson, whoever was
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: in was in here earlier this week sitting with the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: victim's family. Yeah what he was not even believe seriously, man,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: it came out of his mouth because let me tell
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you something, man, Racism is deep. Man. So they don't
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: want any more black pastors coming down to this city
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: because it's tainting the verdict and all I watched this
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: gown on TV. I went, you're the most ridiculous. But man,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: it's he's so he's so racist and bend this way
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: his whole life. He don't even know it right? What
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: are you saying? So let me ask you something. If
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: some white passes came down to support the Aubrey family,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: that would be okay. According to him, it probably would Steve,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: it probably would listen to what how Reverend Owl responded
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: um He released a statement saying the arrogant insensitivity of
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Attorney Kevin go In asking a judge to bar me
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: or any minister of the family's choice underscores the disregard
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: for the value of a human life lost and the
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: grieving of a family in need of spiritual and community support.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: So there you have it. In every deity, Yes, Eric,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: get it. Pastor I would be getting a million, Marge Post,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Bishop t Djan pastor, your mom, Brian it all, everybody,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Bishop Almer, everybody, come on, yeah, I can't man be
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: audacity to say something so offensive and racist saying good
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: for you as a defense. Even man, he had no
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: problem telling no, no, perfectly fine, saying that yeah, yes,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: we don't want black pastors down. What man, let's hear
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that again, because can you run that again? Please? There's
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: only so many pastors they can half and in fact,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: their pastors Al Sharpton right now, that's fine, but then
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: that's it. We don't want any more black pastors coming
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: in here or other Jesse Jackson whoever was in was
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: here earlier this week sitting with the victims family. Man,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: how can you say so you don't want them sitting
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: with the victim's family and then men of God, that's
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: what they do. They come to people's needs. That's you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: just so man, You just so sick ass race. I
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: only get one black pastor, all right, that's one black pastor,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: not a bunch of man. All right. Uh, we're gonna
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: move on that. That was all right. Coming up at
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour, we're gonna check Steve's
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Right after this,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: to check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here's a message from Miss Wynn. Miss
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: winn is looking for sixteen year old men, say, Steve Harvey,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: this law yet, Win, I am fifty nine years old,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: single children, grow all my own house. You'll pay off
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: my car, but the only bill I have the best
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: utilities and cardinal assurance, Whitten. And I was just wondering
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: because I'm up in the age and most people my
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: age that I'm married a happiness so and those that
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: are not have a tendency to be playoff. I was
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: just wondering, again, where are all the good over sixty
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: men at the single ones that is? Thank you for
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: positive checking out that question and giving me some sort
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: of answer. Y'all stayed blessed, healthy and safe at the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show because we are in crucial times
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: with this pandemic. Thank you, hey man. Okay, so what's
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: her names now? Miss Win? First of all, I don't
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: know where all the sixty year old single men are
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: to share you. They're very spread out, so where they
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: are I don't know. But if you're trying to find one,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: you're already going about it the wrong way. Here's the
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: best thing for you to do. First of all, stop
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: talking about money. Don't introduce yourself as a woman who's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: paying steel, paying on a car. No, got your own
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: own house, got some bills and stuff, got a couple
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: of things you're working on. Stop stop, that's not how
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: you date. Stop doing that first thing you do, miss
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: miss Winn. Get yourself together. Be the best version of
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: fifty nine that you can be. I strongly suggest dating
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: sites because it opens up your pool of availability. No
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: one knows you're out here, single and available unless you
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: put yourself out there. You don't have to go online
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: seeking people. Get somebody who knows how to do dating profiles.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Get on the right dating site. Now, the right dating
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: site cost a little bit more. Harmony e harmony. These
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: costs a little bit more. Now are the scammers online?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Of course, you can meet a scammer just in real life.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Thou ways to protect yourself get yourself to cell phones,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: miss all. When and when you meet a guy online
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: that act talked to you, the only number you give
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: him out is the burner phone, the one that you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: bought a Walmart that you put the minutes on. Never
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: give away your real number and get in a chat
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: and see if you could become friends with some men first.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: That's what you do. That's my suggestion because dating online
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: increases a woman's pool of availability. The hunters are going
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to hunt. The players are still out there. You just
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: does not make you player proof, but that's life. Stay
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: preyed up, miss when God bless you and it's gonna
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: be all right. But stop talking about your car note
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: in your house, all right, let us know how it goes,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: MS win all right. Uh, here's the question for Junior.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Question about Junior, Casey, I was just calling to see
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: um if nephew, Um, I mean your nephews Junior, if
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: he's dating? Okay, we ain't nah, Nah, Tom is gonna
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: be upset. It ain't called you, nephew firmly Hill, ask
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: my junior. Is na Steve nephew? What do you mean?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: What nephew Junior? We'll go ahead, Well, gonna ask nephew Junior,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: little Junior, what listen to me? Junior is available, he's
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: available for dating. Nah, you need to pick when you
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: call in. Ask him about people. Get your energy up.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: You sound old and I'm scared. Is he seeing any
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: somebody won't name. We're gonna be able to gather that
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: meet at the church grounds. Junior is in his forties,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: all right, see that eight seven seven, twenty nine, Steven
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: leave a message. We just may play yours on the air.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up next with today's prank phone call. Right after that,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: right to sound. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today. The
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: subject is sorry, The subject is I want my boss
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: so bad. We're looking into I was laughing something else.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that a little later, but right now
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: you got for us? Enough? Y'all like them, we all
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: love them, We've all had them. This right here is
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Girl Scout Cookies. What's your favorite Girl Scout Cookie? Stop?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Let's go Cato? Hello? Hello? Who's this? Hey? Um? How
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? My name is Glenn Man. I'm working.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I work in building too. You work for Nudia? Right? Yeah? What?
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: What's fun? So we probably met a couple of times. Uh?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Do you have a girl? Do you have a girlfriend? Uh? Why?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: What's up? Do you guys? You guys live together? Or
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: or what? What? What is this your business? Like? What? What?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: What's what's what's the deal? What's what's what are you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: asking about? My girl? Well, let me ask you this here.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: What what do you? What do you mean? What's going
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: on with like? Like I mean you you know you
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: know right? I mean so what like what what's what's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the deal? What? What? Who are you? Like? Who the
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: who the are you? Like? What's what's what's the what?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: What is this for? Like why you Like I don't
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: even know you? Right? I just calmed down, bro, just
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: calmed down, Like I say, my name is Man. I
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: work at Gila too, you know, And I know I'm
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: just telling you now. I know you. I know what
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: you're doing, Okay. I know what y'are doing at the job.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I already know, and a couple other people know what's
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: going on. And I know you got a girl. I
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: know you got a girl at home. I know that.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: What so so what? What? What? What the what? What
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: is this about? Like? Why why do you call my
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: phone trying to harass me about the book? Like? Who
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: are you? Like? What? What what is your problem? Like? Hey, man, hey,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: hey came down. Man, I ain't finished. I ain't trying
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to tell you a little secret or nothing like that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to do that, all right. But but
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna be real with you, okay, all right,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, I got one of your names.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I got your number from one of the co workers. Okay,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I got your number. I say, I want to I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: want to give the call and you talk to him
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: about something. That's how I got your number. So yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: who gave you the ten? We'll get to that. Okay,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: we'll get to that, lady. But let me but let
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: me say this though. I know what's going on with
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: you and to the job, all right, and I ain't
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: gonna say nothing about it. You know, that's just our
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: little secret or whatever. But I do have something I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: want you to do. Though, what do you want? Did?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: But what do you want? You call me, bugging me
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: about and all this book like what do you want?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: What do you want? But here it is, man, listen,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: all right. That ain't that ain't even I don't even
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: care about that. But here here's what I do want
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you to do. I do need some help from you,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: all right. Listen. My little girl is selling girl scout
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: cookies and I want you to buy fifty boxes of
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: them all right, will be a cash out because she
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: got to have them sold by tomorrow morning. Are you
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Bro? You okay, so you're on some black
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: mail's books and listen to who the gave you my
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: number because you're gonna call me asked me to box
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: them cookies and you should just bet a man and
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: ask me about it, Like, don't be calling my phone
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: trying to give me that book, Like come on, man,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: like I ain't got no time for this. Like all
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you to do is buy TODAYMN cookies. Man,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: That's it, you know what I'm saying. I'm just saying,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I do want you to buy my cookie. I need
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you to buy fifty box Little Girls Scout cookies. Can
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: you do that? No? No, no no no no no
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: no no no no no. You ain't gonna call and
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: try to manipulate me and defying like you're you're you're talking?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to make me fice think? But you're
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: nothing for you disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: act like you like just trying to manipulate. I ain't
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: down with that, bro. I ain't done you. You don't
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: want to buy my cookies though, so do you want
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: me to call your your girls and ship ship on
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: my cookies? So you gotta say the away from my girl,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: man like, don't don't come near her. Okay, you don't
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: call her, you'll come near her. Son't come near me.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: You just get get them out of here. I'm about
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: to start this ninety figure out who you are, and
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: come right after you, man like, because I ain't playing bro,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't all right. So I'm gonna tell you what, man,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna argue with you. I'm gonna argue with you,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: but I'll get off the phone right now. I'll get
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: off right now. And I'm a girl. I'm gonna call
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: your girl and see if you want buy some cookies. No, no, no,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: no no, you ain't call nobody. You just get you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: get I try to God, I'm gonna find out who
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you are. I'm gonna find out who gave you that number.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you up like Jo, you'nna call me
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: trying to right me? Okay, Hey, man, hey, hey, you
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: know what angrean cool? We're still talking about it, all right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the right. I don't like you so
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: so so I'll get off the phone like you want
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: me to, Adrian, I'll do that, but let me let
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: me ask you this though. Let me ask you this though.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: You sure you want me to call you? Sure you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: want me to do that? Right? Ain't that? Isn't that
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: her name? Man? You something? Individuals? I ain't Look how
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: much of these cookies? How much you want? A man?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Tom Me told me you would buy the cause Keith Tommy, Yeah,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy Tommy
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: an hey, man, check it out. Listen, nephew tom Me
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your co worker got
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: me to pray for call. Yah my god, I'm gonna
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: kill him so so, oh god, listen, so listen, Adrian.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: We have beat. We have beat all the names, so
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: nobody knows the things at all. Okay, you're good, bro,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: You're good man, and I you got me. Oh God,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a nap, man.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I just used up all my Yeah, I'm done. Oh God, Like, hey,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: where you go? I am going? You up? Man, I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: can't believe you got me on this. Tell me this
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: man one more thing, what's the bad? And I mean
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvard
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: mortingshill Man, which is why he got played every morning.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: He'll never let you, never let your coworker know what
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you're doing, never let you many than that. Though he
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: was at the end of how much is the cookies?
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: He can't get his information back to the house. That's
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: pranking at his best, y'all. I mean, I don't know
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: if y'all y'all ain't in the pranking visit, but that's prank.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Tell me Tom, sir, when you were gone, we have
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: a question for you. Hold on, hold on. So when
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I was gone, y'all had a meeting by me? No, no,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: we have a question. It's not a meeting. It was
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: done on the air. And when I'm going, y'all talking
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: about go ahead, let me hear no, no, no, no,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: you know you dog. That's like when I'm going, how
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: y'all talk about the same damn thing. Don't miss your day.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: If you miss your day, you got to pay. Yeah,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: that's the rule. The concern we have is after the pranks,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: do we have to have praise and worship service every
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: time you do a prank and that we had that
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: on the ad. Do we have to praise and worship
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: you after every prank? What is that? What's the what's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the proper? Are coming back after the prank? And we
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna prank, praise worship? Why not? Yeah, well we
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: don't want to do that though. No. I hear what
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: he said, But what I'm saying is we don't want
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to do that, no more. No nobody wants so okay,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: but I show up he has on the zoom who
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: don't want to prank praise after the show? Who does
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: not want to? Oh? Don't nobody? Like I ask everything
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: all the zoom cameras is feel with hands, two hands. Oh,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we got prank haters up in here.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: We don't have to prank haters. We have we want
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: to praise and worship the Lord, Thank you, but not
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: each one of y'all. I'm out for I'm out for
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: all of y'all, not everybody getting prank'll be ready, you've
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: been warned. Coming up next Strawberry letter and the subject
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: is I wear boots. Subject is I want my boss
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: so bad that right after I'm gonna stop this damn
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, guys, time now for
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
• 54:01
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• 54:05
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• 54:08
  Speaker 1: never know, we could be reading your letter live on
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the air, just like we're going to read this one
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: right here, right now, to be yours. You never know.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Let me put my sexy on, buckle up, and hold
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: on tight. Here. It is the one and only the
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. That's another thing, another meeting, another meeting. Yes,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Thank you, nephew. I want
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: my boss so bad. Is the subject this Stephen Shirley.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I am a female in my mid twenties and I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: started a new job a few months ago. While I
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: love it, I'm planning to put in my notice because
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I found a better paying job. My work environment is
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: very challenging for me because the entire time I'm at work,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: I'm fantasizing about my boss. When I'm at home, I'm
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: always thinking about him. When I get dressed for work daily,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I dress to get his attention. My boss is almost
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: as old as my father, but I am so attracted
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: to him that the age doesn't bother me. He's very
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: sweet and loves his job and all of his employees.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like we have a meaningful We have meaningful
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: We have had meaningful conversations alone and occasionally flirt with
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: each other. While I'm with him, my mid my mind
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: sometimes drifts off, and I can't help but imagine us
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: in various sexual positions all over the office. You missed
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: the line back up where you say while I'm with him?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: You say, wis win? Oh okay that when I'm with him,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: my mind sometimes drifts off, and I can't help but
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: imagine us in various sexual positions all over the office,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: at my house, outside, any and everywhere. He's made it
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: clear that our company's policy prohibits coworkers being in relationships
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: or hooking up. I'm pretty sure he told me that
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: so I would know he wants me, but he can't
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: have me because he might get fired. I can't wait
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: to see his reaction when I tell him that I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: plan to leave and get another job. The way he
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: responds will tell me if I should pursue him. Once
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I'm working somewhere else I hope that he feels the
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: same way about me, because I would have left a
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: really good job over nothing. I'm thinking I should test
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: the waters before I resigned. But how do I do that?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Do I come out and tell him that I'm head
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: over heels for him? Or do I play it cool
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and brush up against him and see what he does.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: He has told me that a man will let a
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: woman know if he wants her through his actions. But
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: if I'm the only one that wants to have sex,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: how should I proceed here? All right? The first thing
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say to you is you need to
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: come all the way down. Okay, Are you paying attention
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to what's really going on here? This man, your boss,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: who you say is several years older than you, has
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: given you no indication whatsoever that he's interested in you.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure as a man he's noticed you, but
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: he hasn't acted on that. In fact, he's done just
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: the opposite. He's told you, in his cool old school
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: way that when a man wants a woman, he will
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: let her know by his actions. He hasn't done that.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: He also said it's against couplany policy, and you know
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: this as well. To date, each other to hook up.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: He's not trying to lose his job. He's not trying
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: to do that. You said he loves his employees and
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: he loves his job. You, on the other hand, are
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: going to quit your whole job because of your fantasies
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: about him. You say you like working there. If you quit,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you think you'll then have a chance to date him.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I just know where in this letter did you say
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: he had the least bit of interest in you that way.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I just think you got to look at the facts here,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: and the facts don't say that. The facts that that
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: he's completely not interested, and you got to deal with that.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe you need to go on to this other job,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: because I don't see any good coming out of this
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: if you stay here. Steve, Wow, little girl, Oh bye,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: my lady, you all by yourself. I can't believe that
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  Speaker 1: you've gone this far with all of You've played this
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: thing all the way out, and everything is based on
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: your fantasies. You've completed a whole scenario. How long have
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: you been up in your head? Oh bye, my sit
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: How long have you been going up in that head
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: of yours alone, just dancing round naked? You've been all
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: over the office with this. You just you everywhere, and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I wish you haven't. You didn't say how long you've
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: been at the job when you're mid twenties. Oh, I see,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: you started a new job a few months ago, so
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: let's say ninety days and twenty days, and you love it,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna put your notice in because you found
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: a better paying job. Okay, cool, go do that. But
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: now here comes the rest of it. It's been very
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: challenging for you because the entire time you at work,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: you're fantasizing about your boss. We're gonna get into this
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: letter on the second half about what's going on. But
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: when I'm at home, I'm always thinking about him. When
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I get dressed for work, I dressed to get his attention.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: My boss is almost as old as my daddy, but
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I'm so attract to him. Age don't bother you. He
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: sweet loves his job, all his employees. You feel like
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: you have meaningful conversations alone and occasionally flirt with each other.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: When I'm with him, my mind sometimes drifts off and
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: I can't help but imagine us various sexual positions all
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: over the office, at my house, outside, in and everywhere
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: he's made it clear that our company policy previous co
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: workers in relationships from hooking up. But guess what you
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: came away with that. I'm pretty sure he told me that,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: so I know he wants me right, it's company policy. Yes,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: hang on, Steve, hang on. We'll have part two of
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: hour of the subject I want my boss so bad.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject it is I Want my
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: boss so bad? Little girl. Look, let me just get
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: this out the way. This entire letter has been played
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: out and written in your head. You've been up in
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: your little brain just dancing around in your mid twenties,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: and you've created all of these scenarios. Now. I don't
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: doubt that you attracted to this man. I know you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: fantasizing about this man. I don't know if this man
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: has had a thought about you one way or the other.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I have nothing in this letter that says he shares
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the same thoughts as you. You said this that let
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: me know where your head is at in this whole letter,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: you said, after you fantasize about having these very sexual
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: positions all over the office, at your house, and outside
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: of anywhere and everywhere, he's made it clear that our
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: company policy prohibits coworkers from being in relationships or hooking up.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Then you said, I'm pretty sure he told me that,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: so that I know he wants me, little girl, These
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: company policies were not written so you know, so you
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: would know that your boss, won't you. These company policies
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: were created to prevent in work relationships that were hamper,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: hinder and cause the company not to be as productive
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: or profitable. This is why these were created, Nan, And
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: she said, but he can't have me because he might
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: get five. So let me tell you something about this
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: man right him. Well, first of all, let me finish
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the letter. I can't wait to see his reaction when
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I tell him I plan to leave and get another job.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: The way he responds would tell me if I should
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: pursue him once I'm working somewhere else. I hope he
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: feels the same way about me, because you don't know that,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: because I would have left a really good job for nothing.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: So really, the reason you're leaving this job so you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: could pursue this man. It ain't the really that you
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: found a better paying job. It said you you want
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: to get free, so you could pursue this man because
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: you said because if I would have left, and really,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: if he doesn't feel the same way about me, I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: would have left a really good job over nothing. I'm
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: thinking I should test the waters before I resign. But
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: how do I do that? We're not gonna tell you that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Do I come out and tell him my head over
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: heels for him? Or do I play it cool and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: brush up against him and see what he does at work?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You fitling, go over there, just rub your ass up
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: against this man. Wait, you fit do what little girl?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Or your breast? Are you gonna run your breast across
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: his chest? Which one you're gonna do? And then it
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: would let me a woman. He told me that a
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: man will let a woman know he wants her through
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: his actions. What if I'm the only one who wants
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: to have sex? Because he was trying to help you
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: understand something. A man will let you know by his actions,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: But he shown you no actions. He tried. He could
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: be giving you a little lesson, little girl. How should
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I proceed? Him. All right, here, go to facts. All
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: this is built on your fantasies. Number two, you're in
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: your head all by yourself. Number three, you want to
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: have an affair. Number four. This man ain't about to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: risk his livelihood. And here's one you haven't thought about it.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: This man is in a relationship. I promise you he is.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: You didn't mention that. You didn't mention if he was married.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: You didn't mention if he was dating anyone. You didn't
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: mention if he has children, grandchildren, You didn't mention any
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: of that. You've totally ignored what you're trying to do
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: here without any consideration for cause and effect. What's wrong
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: with you? Take this fantasy you got somewhere and go
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: happy with somebody that you can live your fantasy out
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: with what you all up in this old player's business fault.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: This man has someone, this dude, they walk around with
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: all this swag and all this power and money. They
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: ain't got no girl, But you don't care about that. Now,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: let's get to the title of this letter. I want
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: my boss so bad, girl. You know how many times
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I've been here. I mean, I just can't imagine. No,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I don't get into it now. All this is laughing.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: You know how many times I've been here. If you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: can see the looks of these women's faces on this
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: zoom screen right now, let me explain something to you. Girl.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't no telling what's going on in their little heads
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: over here. We all know none of this right here,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: you know no. I feel for them every day they
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: can come in here and gotta see all this. I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: know what this is. Your boss is going through Monica
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: over here, call over here, share over here, and they
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: can't even do nothing. They got husbands and good dudes too.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Got some good husband I like both all I like
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Nesto and taught they good dude. But you know they
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: ain't always been married to these me And I'm pretty
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: sure somewhere when they found out the big dog wasn't available,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: they had to go on the move on what they like. Now,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: one of them could still be hanging on for dear
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: life because Mississippi ain't made a move right now. I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: don't know what she's waiting on. I'm pretty show this
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: letter ain't about me, But this show feel like because
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: I got a way of turning all these letters around
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: on me. Because yesterday when we said I want my
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: boss so bad they having their asshole. You comings on
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve HARVEYFM dot com. On Instagram
• 1:06:59
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• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: under Man checking out coming up to forty six minutes
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: after they run up Sports Talk with Junior right after this,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: is time now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: got Junior? Oh my god? First off, man, Timmy, I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: think we need to start looking at agents, and I'm available.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Uh you need if you need an agent, because I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to my man, my
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: little nephew, Jordan Miles with a two run home run man,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: little league baseball, Go ahead, Joey, I'm sorry, man, he
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: got it down. Man, he getting used hit no run. Boy.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just a proud papa. So yeah, I'm up for
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: any agent, see you, Steve, anybody? Hey man? How did
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: that feel? Man? To see your son hit the home run?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: You ain't never hear one? Hey? Hey, question was going
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: right now? I can honestly say I've never done what
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: he's done. I can honestly say I ain't done. Okay,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: you need to go out there and try to hit
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: once so you can see the feeling he got. He can't. No,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not telling my back out. No, I'm
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: not doing that. I'm not trying to get that ball. Okay,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I know what I can't do. That's good Man. Congratulations
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: to Jordan Man. I'm proud of him. Man. Now the
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: biggest sports start they talked about. Man. He backed Cam
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Newton back with the Carolina Panthers. And this is this
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: is really cool Man, because like you said early in
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: the show, this is a great comeback for Cam Newton. Man.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a Cam Newton fan. I love Cam Man. Now
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: let's take a journey. He was released from the from
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: the New England Patriots on Tuesday, August thirty, first, twenty
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: twenty one. Front the page he got released from August
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: September October. He ain't even playing footballs like Sae eat
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: a bowler Syria. Last week. On November eleventh of this year,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: he signed with the Carolina Panthers. Now he signed a
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: one year deal for ten meal. It's worth up to
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: ten meal four point five guaranteed for the rest of
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: the year. Now, I'm looking for the little boy who
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: told Cam he was gonna be broke. Where's this boy had? Now?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Where is a little boy who talked to Cam at
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: the football camp said you ain't gonna make no more money? Cam,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I'm petty. I'm over the petty committed. Where the little
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: boy had now? We need to interview him. How he
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: feeling this morning? I mean he learned like everybody else. No,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: you write him off and everything. And I'm sure when
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: he got released by New England, I'm pretty sure the
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: little boys. I told y'all, I told y'all, well, I
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: see God. God is not through. He ain't through. Man,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: It don't matter how I look right now, just keep
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: just just keep waking up. Congratulations to Cam Man and
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: he showed out, Oh Man, he showed out Sunday Man.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: He showed him, threw a touchdown and ran for a
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: touchdown and the team Brian had two practices. It came
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: back out like he never left. So, man, I just
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: like the comeback story man not being written off. I
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: think that's important. Less of everybody. I don't care what
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: it is you're doing. You can't ever give up on
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: your dream, man, you can't do that. Now. I proud
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Cam don't go man, super Bowl, next cam, come on,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: give me one more, right, what I wouldn't mind? I
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't mind it, all right, all right, thank you j
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: you're coming up at the top of the hour. What
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: tactics do you use to kick people out of your
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: house after Thanksgiving dinner? We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. Well, we all know Thanksgiving is
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: next week, and after the turkey dinner, after everyone's eaten
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: and their waistbands have stretched to the limit, Well, it's
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: time for your Thanksgiving desk to go home, right. Well, unfortunately,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: you know, everybody's not ready to just leave, you know,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: they don't They're not ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, So
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: we got to ask you, guys, what tactics do you
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: use to kick them out? You know, we don't want
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: you to be rude or anything, but we have a
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: couple of suggestions. You can stand up. No, no, no,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: we we got got you. That's better for it all.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I started off I actually an hour out, start d
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: robing because you got a nice shirt, nice pay of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: pants on, that's knife. But I started d rowing about
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: an hour after that. I'm probably the wife beater and
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: drawls that that's a good sign. I'm walking around scratching
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: from yea junior, junior, what you got? I'm telling you
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: this is what I do. First thing I do, get
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: him out the house. I called the police and tell
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: them there's a lot of loading going around in my house.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of lording happening people just around here.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I need them out. Yeah. They pulled up five paus deep.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Black people started leading. They see police call, They go,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I do this about halftime of the football game. It's
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: my favorite move. Who yeah, oh lord, Yeah, I got mold.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I got more. Sometimes I just started passing out
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: sheets and louminum fall sconna make your plates, wrapping up
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: one sheet per person. Yeah, because you start putting that food, await.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: You know they gets the message. Uh, you can just
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: start tongue kissing your spouse right there in front of everybody.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I think they'll get the picture right there. I think
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: you'll finally getting I throw up. Ain't marriage green bean
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: cascel roll, ain't nobody ate it. People starting to leave
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: because they don't want a piece of that. What my
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: keys at there, get out of there. They gotta eat
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: that green being castle roll. Don't nobody eat it. Why
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: is marriage cast roll? I touched. I let a mouse loose.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Just head across the floor. You're gonna clear a room
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: of black people. I let a mouse loose for show.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah there's another one. I do. I know this. You
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: know the people that wasn't invited, which usually to convict,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I invite them to say food left when they show up.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Everybody started leaving because you don't get robbed. You don't
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: know if you get held a good point, don't care
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: if you family members, they're gonna come. That's child time,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: child time, child time. Extreme people out the house. But Junior,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: that ain't bad because I've done two things similar to that.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: I've had a crackhead cousin of mine just steal a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: car the football game stark you know, because then you say,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: you know, because they get like that round here when
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: they's dog let me. I got to get my cap
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: out of here there. You don't want them to stay
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: to watch the game. They can't na na here. Get
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: that car stole? And then people people, I mean you
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: get because yeah, it's been a rash of car thieves
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: round here. Wouldn't get dark, Well get my car to
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: here for get dark. Yeah, you gott oh, you can
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: let your dog out now because most black people can't
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: handle the dog. Let the dog in with the food. Yeah,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: he run around just sniffing everybody. One last one for me,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: this was my all time favorite. I go down stairs
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: and cut the power off a little extreme. Do I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: like that? Black? I ain't no TV and its cove. Yeah,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: we said, not being rude. That's that. Ain't rude? Power off?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Go down that They don't know it's me. Yeah, but
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: you go back up staying unk, like you didn't even know.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: I go back upstairs and it's getting dark. I do
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: a while it's still a light with you, like you know,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: we tell about Steve Harley. Yeah, they know it's you.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: You've done this before. I want to stay. I go outside,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: I shut the generate off and everything. Happy Thanksgiving one.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: We'll have more of days trending stories and more of
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up. And twenty minutes
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: after right after this, you're listening to the morning show,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: so our friends. Kevin Hart's son Hendrix, was treated to
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: the most epic birthday ever at an LA Lakers game. First,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook took off his shoes he wore during the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: game and gave them to Hendrix. Then Anthony Davis gave
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Hendrix his jersey. Then Carmelo Anthony followed suit and gave
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: his sneakers to the birthday boy. Kevin posted, he is
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: taller than me and already cooler than me. Happy birthday son. Wow,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: that's pretty epic right there. That's really nice. That was cool.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: You want my sneaks, June. That's how small they are.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: They're booties. Let me have what I take them time
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: and just just hang them on my review minute. You
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: want my sneakers? That was pretty cool though. It's nice nice, Yeah,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: celebrating birthdays and these kids. Your call is some of
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: your shoe? What you say? He said, Shirley, give Carlin
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: some of yours. Yeah, we can exchange. That's different for sure.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: All Right, here we go, coming up and coming up
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll do a round.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: I would you rather right after this, Marjorie? You can
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: give me a bag too if you want. You're listening
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: to all right, it's time for around him. Would you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: rather with the guys? All right? Here we go? Would
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: you rather always say everything on your mind? Or never
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  Speaker 1: curse again? Oh? Hey all day. That's my whole goal
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  Speaker 1: in life is to get there. Who I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: the call no more? Yeah? Everything, oh, everything that's on
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  Speaker 1: my mind. I can't wait and and I want to
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  Speaker 1: do it in my last comedy special when I Ain't
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  Speaker 1: got the kill no more. Oh but if you do that,
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  Speaker 1: then you can never curse again. You can never curse ever?
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  Speaker 1: What what? And we said we wanted to do a Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything that's on your mind. But you can't curse, not
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  Speaker 1: not an ore. You can't do it if you either
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  Speaker 1: say everything that's if I say everything that's on my mind?
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  Speaker 1: How you don't think of no customers? You can't. Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather do that or never curse again? A? Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather cuss right now on my response to this?
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  Speaker 1: Do that? You can't? Can't you do that? Can't do that? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Next one? All right? Would you rather listen to music
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  Speaker 1: from the seventies? He uh huh yeah or listen to
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  Speaker 1: music from today? That was easy? Oh well, then give
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  Speaker 1: me a you'll take it. You'll take a give me a.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard the music today? Yes? Today, I can't
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  Speaker 1: do all the South No no, no, no no no,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy said today And I can listen to Bruno Malls.
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  Speaker 1: I can listen to Anthony Hamilton. I can listen to
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  Speaker 1: Charley Wilson. What you're talking about? What's wrong with today?
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  Speaker 1: Beyonce today? What what's wrong with releases? Current music today today?
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  Speaker 1: But you can only listen to the stuff that's released today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take the seventies, said okay, An, I can't, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I would die without that? Would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather live in Antarctica where it's cold, or hear a desert? Be?
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  Speaker 1: Definitely be? Okay an anglish and lass, I'll be out there.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I stayed in the hospital. I wouldn't even go.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go outside. Just pick me out. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: get Okay, how high he is the desert, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be out right. I'm gonna work with this, this desert thing.
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  Speaker 1: We had a similar one to this one. Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather go deep sea diving or bungee jumping? Where I
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  Speaker 1: changed changing my side out that side, But he said,
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  Speaker 1: see there is anything else. Yeah, you can see diving jumping,
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  Speaker 1: deep sea diving or budget jump. I'm gonna do that.
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  Speaker 1: Bunget I'm gonna do that. I ain't fooling with that water, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that bunge you all, Oh yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: that water. I ain't fooling with that water, right, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Coming up next, our last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day and some closing remarks from the one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening Steven Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah, anybody learn anything today and they're
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  Speaker 1: great getting up on it. Yeah. I learned I don't
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  Speaker 1: want timy shoes. I know, I don't learn you call
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  Speaker 1: them booty. I learned I will bunget jump before I
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  Speaker 1: go deep sea diving. I've learned that I don't know. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's a tough one because I ain't can't do either
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  Speaker 1: one O that core can't break either though. I know
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  Speaker 1: that ain't a thirty second story. You're not long. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna before we get to the bottom of it is
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  Speaker 1: deep sea would be secure, everybody. I also learned that
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: I don't have to worship Tommy after every prank. I
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  Speaker 1: learned that to day too. I'm thank you, Father God.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to reduce everybody from that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: after every praise and worship. Thank you, I mean why
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  Speaker 1: you was going toime? Okay, want to do it no
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  Speaker 1: more and want you to stop asking us what do
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: y'all want to do after the prank is over? Just
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: let you sell your dates, talk about Ready for Love,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: promote your shows. Yeah, it's the praise and worship we
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: don't want to do any more. And also, Tommy, can
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: we please stop? Can you please stop saying you sexy?
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  Speaker 1: Can you do that for me? I'm not gonna do
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  Speaker 1: that now, that's not gonna happen. Now that one right there,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna get I don't even understand why you
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  Speaker 1: insist on saying that, because you never get anybody to
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  Speaker 1: co sign that. Ever, I never get anybody on this
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  Speaker 1: show to co si. We don't about believing in yourself
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  Speaker 1: and you know and all that all that motivation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just in yourself. Yes, look in the mirror. Believe in
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  Speaker 1: the outside of yourself too. And the outside of you
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  Speaker 1: does not say sexy. So so are you saying my
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  Speaker 1: mirror is lying to me? Saying you're lying to your mirror. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he marr shows you the fact because it bothers a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people who don't. You just got to thinking
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  Speaker 1: you was a sexy boss or doing the star. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just think I was a sexy boss. I've been
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  Speaker 1: wanted as as as a boss. As a boss, yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's a fact, making please understand crystal clear. But now
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: that that's a fact, you being sexy, it's not a consensus.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard anybody, anybody say, man, your damn nephew,
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  Speaker 1: that boy's so sexy. I ain't even never. Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me to tell you sometime, tell you something that's true. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Not a single girl ever came with me and said,
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  Speaker 1: could I meet Tommy? Oh? Stop that stop? Okay? Who who?
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  Speaker 1: Okay Tommy, Tommy? Have I ever introduced you to a girl?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a thing? Right now? Years and years ago?
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  Speaker 1: But years me? And what did I introduce U to you? For?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot? It wasn't about a relation that long ago.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: It wasn't about not about a relationship. So it was
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: called she wanted to learn something about plays, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: let me introduce you to Tommy. Let steve. He came
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  Speaker 1: on here and that very premise, the sexy nephew Tommy's
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  Speaker 1: tips for ladies. Remember he used to do all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You notice we don't do that no more. All this
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: point this is gone. It ain't gone. It never took.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we tried, ladies, ladies, try to for fire Man
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  Speaker 1: is five, but nobody time a time. Ladies, ladies, lady
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  Speaker 1: remember okay, ladies come, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: lady be Yeah, how my ladies doing out there? Fun?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know how long we tried
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  Speaker 1: to push that down the public's throat. But Steve, remember
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  Speaker 1: when we used to do our live remotes. We go
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  Speaker 1: around the country, we travel so much on the show,
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  Speaker 1: and Tommy would come out and he would do that
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  Speaker 1: what did you call that jump thing, Tommy? You do
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: when you that African the African death stroke? Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: African death Remember you know the ladies went crazy. Now
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  Speaker 1: he know about that because everybody in the family do that.
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  Speaker 1: Ask him? Do we know about the African death stroke? Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you have to learn the African death stroke because we
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  Speaker 1: know we're not sexy. Oh, there's there's a story behind
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  Speaker 1: the tradition. You got to learn that type of stuff, man,
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  Speaker 1: because you can't. You know, it ain't nothing. You can't
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  Speaker 1: just be you already ain't attractive now you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no skills yet, attractive. You gotta gotta do something. Remember
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  Speaker 1: when he okay, what about when he used to drive
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  Speaker 1: the Maserati and all that he raced? You know, I
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: remember the Maserati talking about that car you're talking about? No, no, no,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: here we go go. You're talking about the car told
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: him not to buy. Yes, remember that? How many times
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: was he on the side of the road and couldn't
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: make it to work because that car stopped at the
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: red light? Man, everybody was looking at me. I just
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: I cause you bought a used MASAAETI. Oh yeah, that's
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: sexually that's what he could afford back. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: oh no no, no, oh no no. It's nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with the pre home car. The problem is coming to
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  Speaker 1: always ladies, and they'd knock forty grand off of it
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: because it's lost forty thousand in value. Y'all have a
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  Speaker 1: great day. We'll see y'all tomorrow. US residents at least
• 1:27:09
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• 1:27:13
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