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BBQ Letdowns, Let It Be Nappy, Funerals, Naked Pictures and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them just like the milling bus things and it's
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  Speaker 1: not me through good Steve to mother, please don't join jo.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn run. You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn, got to turn them out to
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Y'all, come come on your baby,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will for a good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, come on, dig me now. One and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Oh man, Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show because God. Because God is simply amazing,
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  Speaker 1: Because God is off the chain, because God is over
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  Speaker 1: the top, because God is all that in a bag
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  Speaker 1: of chips. God is amazing. Man. God will take you
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  Speaker 1: places that you never ever thought you would go. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you know what. It sometimes it amazes me when I'm
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  Speaker 1: watching all people talk about themselves and their careers and
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  Speaker 1: where they're adding life and things and they and I
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  Speaker 1: hear people say, you know, always dreamed of being him.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I can understand when a person says that
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  Speaker 1: I've always dreamed of something like this would happen. To me,
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  Speaker 1: But I want you to think about that for a second.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really see it like that though? Did you
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  Speaker 1: really really see it just like that? Did you really
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  Speaker 1: know that God was gonna bring you through all he
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  Speaker 1: bought you through to get you to this place? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know that, in spite of the losses along the
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  Speaker 1: way that would crumble the average person, that somehow He
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  Speaker 1: kept you through it all and that's how you got here?
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  Speaker 1: Did you think of you know? I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know? I mean, since you're so busy talking about
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  Speaker 1: yourself now, have you forgotten all the times He was
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  Speaker 1: bringing you through when you didn't see no way that
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  Speaker 1: you was gonna get through? Do you remember that? So
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  Speaker 1: when you sit there and you say, I dreamed of this,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I always saw happening, I don't really think. So,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really think. If you take inventory, or real
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  Speaker 1: close inventory of your life and you look back on
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  Speaker 1: it all, stop looking at the moment right now, remember
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  Speaker 1: where you come from. See, that's what gets me emotional sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what makes me tear up, because when something is
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  Speaker 1: happening to me in the moment, it ain't the moment
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  Speaker 1: for me. It's the memory of how I got there.
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  Speaker 1: It's the recollection of all the things, all the nights,
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  Speaker 1: all the days in that car, all the times by
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  Speaker 1: myself when I felt like I wasn't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: But somehow I'm standing somewhere and somebody passing out on
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  Speaker 1: the ward to me or somebody calling my name, that's that.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then?
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  Speaker 1: So so so, since you're talking about this is what
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  Speaker 1: I always dreamed of? Did you really think in those
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  Speaker 1: moments right there that you would even be standing here today?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I try to I try to give people
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  Speaker 1: to understand, you know, and and and and this is
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  Speaker 1: kind of for young people today what I'm about to say.
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  Speaker 1: But then guess what I sometimes I have to remind
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  Speaker 1: myself of it. So I guess it's still kind of
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  Speaker 1: for everybody, you know, because I work with a lot
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  Speaker 1: of young people, and so many times, man, young people
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  Speaker 1: just don't understand what all it takes. And I know,
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  Speaker 1: and if you're a full grown a dot, if you're forty,
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  Speaker 1: you you really understanding where I'm coming from, because you
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  Speaker 1: know it's listen to me, young people or anybody that
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  Speaker 1: don't understand this, that you got to do some things
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  Speaker 1: that you don't want to do. In order to do
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  Speaker 1: what you want to do, you have to understand this
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  Speaker 1: principle of success or else you are not going to
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  Speaker 1: become successful. I got what you want to do. I
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  Speaker 1: got your ultimate goal? Is this, that, and the other?
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  Speaker 1: I got all of that. But in the meantime, though,
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  Speaker 1: there are some necessary steps that you have to take
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  Speaker 1: in order to become successful, and you cannot skip these steps.
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  Speaker 1: You can't jump over these steps just because you want
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  Speaker 1: to be rich, Friday, I got that. I got that.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got that. But if you want this whatever you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about, whether it's money or success or fame or
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  Speaker 1: climbing the corporate letter or this is the position or
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  Speaker 1: you all, that's fine, and Danny, please hold on to
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  Speaker 1: your dreams. Dreams come true. But in the meantime, let
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  Speaker 1: me remind you of something that you gotta do some
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  Speaker 1: things you don't want to do in order to do
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  Speaker 1: what you want to do. Let's say you want to
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  Speaker 1: be rich and famous. Let's just say that's it for you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's sit there. It's a lot of other ways of
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  Speaker 1: being successful. Please don't think that's the only one. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, let's just say yours is rich and famous,
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  Speaker 1: and let's say some miraculous way God made you rich
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  Speaker 1: and famous. Next Friday, you rich and you famous? Next Friday?
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  Speaker 1: Can I share something with you? This is not going
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  Speaker 1: to last for you. You know why because you have
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  Speaker 1: not done the things that's necessary. You have not done
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  Speaker 1: the things that you have to do in order to
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  Speaker 1: do the things you want. So now you're rich and famous,
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  Speaker 1: how you gonna know how to budget money? How are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna know how to get up and keep clawing
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  Speaker 1: towards the top when you fall off your pedestal. See,
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  Speaker 1: it's so many things you got to know about something,
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  Speaker 1: and you think, because it's what you want right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's supposed to happen just now. It's a process. When
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  Speaker 1: you ask God for something, Please know, God know the process.
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  Speaker 1: He knows the necessary steps to take you through. Don't
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  Speaker 1: lose your patience with God because your dreams ain't coming
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  Speaker 1: true right now? Man? You know you know I think
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  Speaker 1: the best way y'all is for me. I just use
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  Speaker 1: myself as an example. I really do understand why God
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  Speaker 1: has given me the life he's giving me so far.
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  Speaker 1: I understand it. Being a homeless. Part Now I get
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  Speaker 1: to not being successful when I want it to. Part Now,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. I got the delayed entry into the
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  Speaker 1: field of choice for myself. I got it now. I've
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  Speaker 1: been wanting to be on TV and a little comedian
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  Speaker 1: since I was nine years old. But guess what, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get there until I was twenty eight. But see
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get it then I was mad at God.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I won't I'm sending them here here.
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  Speaker 1: I got exactly what you want, But I got this process.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to go through to get here too,
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  Speaker 1: because see I'm fit to take you somewhere. You don't
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  Speaker 1: know nothing, but one day you're gonna have a radio
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  Speaker 1: show with You're a little stupid behind. You don't know
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  Speaker 1: this yet. I'm gonna bless you with a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know it. That's why I say every morning,
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  Speaker 1: Steven Harvey got a radio show because see I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see this one coming. But see God had
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  Speaker 1: a plan for me. It was in the blueprint of
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  Speaker 1: my life. So God said, what I'm gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make your life a little rough for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna toss you up a little bit. I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you make some of these stupid decisions you
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  Speaker 1: wanna make it. I'm gonna make you learn from them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna let you be homeless for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you not get into your field of
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  Speaker 1: choice until you're twenty eight. I'm gonna have people talking
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  Speaker 1: about if we had only seen him when he was younger.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna let you get your first can your
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  Speaker 1: name till your thirty eight. I'm gonna make you go
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  Speaker 1: through some things because one day I'm gonna put a
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  Speaker 1: microphone in front of your mouth, and I want you
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  Speaker 1: to honor me. I want you to talk about me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to tell people what I bought you through.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
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  Speaker 1: can see that your life was jacked up for a
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  Speaker 1: minute and I turned your life around for you. That's
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  Speaker 1: God dealing with me. See, So now I finally understand
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  Speaker 1: why I went through the life I went through, so
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  Speaker 1: I can have something to say. See, I ain't over
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  Speaker 1: here telling you about what I think a happened. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you what I know can happen. That God does
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  Speaker 1: make dreams come true. But sometimes it take a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're gonna have to do some things you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do in order to do what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do. All right, all that you, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: tripping a day. You're listening morning show ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: let's have it. You know what I'm talking about, your
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  Speaker 1: undivided attention, Steve Harvey, Marty showing live. When I say live,
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  Speaker 1: I mean L I V E. Live. All is for living,
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  Speaker 1: because that's what we are. I it's for ignorant. It's
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna be. V is for victory, is what
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  Speaker 1: we want to win. Is is for everybody. Put that again,
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  Speaker 1: that that's what's called alcromy. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: That's a that's an alcronym. That's that's that's a word
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  Speaker 1: you say, but it acts like it's some melf. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to call it an alcroemy. Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Let the word be told and let what you're told
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  Speaker 1: be the word. Um, how that's girl. You better preve
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  Speaker 1: ever been to a church for the preacher and the
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  Speaker 1: deacon be jacking him up, But he don't really be
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  Speaker 1: saying nothing. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: about goodness. You want to hear about goodness? Shockly it's
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  Speaker 1: good two words. Good means hummy and next means it's
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  Speaker 1: all in a group. In the words of my favorite
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  Speaker 1: poet of all time. Oh no, no, no, not Angela
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  Speaker 1: mine or I ain't talking about Jamie Brown. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: who is I'm talking about? Come on, Pastor Tupac. In
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  Speaker 1: the words of Tupac, I get a round. You know
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  Speaker 1: that you know? Tell me how do you want it?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm preaching now, preaching now. In the words
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  Speaker 1: of another great poet, Deacon Q, I used to be exact,
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  Speaker 1: Cady phone you love. Yes. In the words Jane Brown,
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  Speaker 1: talking loud and saying nothing, Amen, the church said, man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Amen again, what is the correction you want? Sister or
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  Speaker 1: California early on announcement? What is it good California Love.
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  Speaker 1: That's the book of doctor Drew. Amen. Amen, Oh really, yeah, Well,
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  Speaker 1: let the church say this right here. Yes. In the
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  Speaker 1: words of Roscoe Wallace, you don't know that you weren't there,
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  Speaker 1: Aran Strawberry, good morning to you, Pastor Calin for real,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. We got the best job in the world
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  Speaker 1: and everybody, Yes, we do past the pastor good morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on fire to day yeah, good day, good day.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, uh all right, coming up more of
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steven Show. All right, Steve. Fourth of July right
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  Speaker 1: around the corner, the biggest summer holiday of the year,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you can say so. I wanted to ask
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  Speaker 1: the guys, what's the worst, I mean, the absolute worst
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  Speaker 1: barbecue experience you've ever had, whether it be at a barbecue,
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  Speaker 1: a family reunion, some sort of celebration. I don't have
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  Speaker 1: a worst. I have a series of things you want
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  Speaker 1: to Yeah, I got, wait, we all got. We just
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  Speaker 1: go down to the ill. Go down this real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Though A boy called me up. He said, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: we're going over to this barbecue. My boy, barbecue man,
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  Speaker 1: he's off the chain. I get over there to his house.
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  Speaker 1: When he took that lead off, that old smoking wieners
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  Speaker 1: and hamburger pants, there was no barbecue EXACTECU. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: bread buzz over there. I'm a grown ass man. Though
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  Speaker 1: I didn't eat all day. Its two o'clock. I came
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  Speaker 1: over here to eat barbecuill. But he only ain't got
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  Speaker 1: the spatula, pushing the meat down like he doing something
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  Speaker 1: gonna kill this right here? Man, I was so damned
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  Speaker 1: disappointed me. So I go home with a fraternity brother.
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  Speaker 1: This is I'm in college. I go home a praternity
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  Speaker 1: brother for the Fourth of July. They cooking out everything,
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  Speaker 1: smell google look good. I'm like cool. He loaded my
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  Speaker 1: plate up, I got your straight tea. Here you go. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm eating and I'm eating. And then his uncle come
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  Speaker 1: over and say, how you like that coon? I said
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  Speaker 1: what I said? I smoked that coon all night. Last. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I my frat brothers raccoons. Yes, you know this man
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  Speaker 1: keeps some. But Tommy, it didn't look different. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: It has sauce on it? Always a questionable last, that's
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  Speaker 1: for real what I had a fight right there. If
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, I'm not eating it.
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  Speaker 1: If they get famous for Bobby, this ain't in a
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  Speaker 1: state Saint Rendezvous, the Commissary. This ain't gates, This ain't
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  Speaker 1: this ain't blood souls, This ain't whitten molds. What where
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  Speaker 1: would come from? Man? How did it taste? Tommy? Though
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  Speaker 1: you ain't know what it has some sauce on I
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  Speaker 1: kept eating. I was like, this ain't good band that,
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  Speaker 1: But the fact that he didn't tell me that just
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  Speaker 1: made me hot. All right, here here we go. I
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  Speaker 1: want to just go on and talk about the one
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  Speaker 1: or the worst bob Q we been at and I
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  Speaker 1: have a serious routine. Will forever call her that is
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  Speaker 1: that nice thought she hated. Didn't nice for her to
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  Speaker 1: hate me. But two don't make it right. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama ever made it a lot of my jokes
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  Speaker 1: was gonna get about here. Okay, Well, can I start
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  Speaker 1: with white? That she hate you as a little boy
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  Speaker 1: because I studied, and she will send me to the
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  Speaker 1: stove and I take too long, so she would give
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  Speaker 1: ever any one the boys and nickel to go to
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  Speaker 1: stove for she would never give me the nickel because
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got all day. While y'all look stupid ass
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  Speaker 1: down there trying to get the bread out of your mind.
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  Speaker 1: You fat, you nasty. You need makeups right now. I
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  Speaker 1: used to couldn't stand h So that's why I can't
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  Speaker 1: stand all the time, even when I stopped study. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I wonder when you're gonna quit being stupid? Dam I
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  Speaker 1: had speech impediment. I ain't stupid, my cousin, Charles, he's stupid,
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  Speaker 1: your damn son, he's stupid hen juvenile detention as we speak.
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  Speaker 1: How smart his ass? Oh man, that's why you didn't
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  Speaker 1: like it. And she didn't like when the family first
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  Speaker 1: came to my first comedy club. So she just had
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  Speaker 1: no love for little So this was she made. She
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  Speaker 1: prided herself on her potato set. Let me tell you something,
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  Speaker 1: everybody came. First of all, this woman put it heavy,
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  Speaker 1: heavy mustard in it. I've had it with a little mustard,
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  Speaker 1: t but heavy mustard, no damn mail. So you got
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  Speaker 1: no damn mail, heavy mustard. Now you know how you
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  Speaker 1: cut little cubes up in the potatoes? Yeah, the same size.
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  Speaker 1: Now did she sprinkle a whole bunch of celery seeds
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  Speaker 1: in it? The little bitty seal stand Now, the celery
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  Speaker 1: chunks and the potato chunks and the carrot chunks, all
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  Speaker 1: the same size, salary chunks in the potato salad, and
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  Speaker 1: all this with celery seeds on it, wrapped up in heavy,
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  Speaker 1: heavy ass mustless vest I call this my tanging potato salad.
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  Speaker 1: My daddy couldn't y'all itself. Men, Tan, you ain't enough.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you Why don't you describe the flavor? But
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  Speaker 1: that's all this sugar honey iced TV. She couldn't stand
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  Speaker 1: bad food. Don't put that next to my barbecue that
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  Speaker 1: I'm over here doing now, Bill, Bill makes my potato
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  Speaker 1: salad for my place. Bill, don't don't put sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced tea over here. Gonna want it next to the
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  Speaker 1: barns inside on the stove. Ain't nobody go put it
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  Speaker 1: out here without somebody get confused and think me and
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  Speaker 1: my wife have made this hit. All right? Listen, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here because nephew Tommy is
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  Speaker 1: coming back with run that prank. That's right after this,
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Miss Anne
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  Speaker 1: will be here with today's national news and headlines. But
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: right now it's time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for us? Nap Apartment three sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: Apartment three sixteen, let's go cat down. Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach a deal. Yeah, hey deal, how are you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 1: My name is bonn Dude. Uh, you're living. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to make sure I got the right dude. Man, you're
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  Speaker 1: living right apartments? Yeah, I live, going on okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: an apartment of three sixteen, right, yeah, it is something
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  Speaker 1: I need to be worried. I was going on my part. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: everything cool with your apartment. Man. Uh, I got your
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  Speaker 1: number from lady at the at the leasing office regarding
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  Speaker 1: what's in what's it in regards to well, actually, what's
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  Speaker 1: going to happen me is I'm in the move, took
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  Speaker 1: court and what I wanted to do, you know, Uh
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  Speaker 1: see me at every apartment I've always had. I've always
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  Speaker 1: lived in an apartment three sixteen and I know you
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  Speaker 1: in three sixteen, so they you know the girl at
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  Speaker 1: the office game, you know, because I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: move nowhere else. But I can't be in room three sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta be you know. It's just real superstitious, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but I kind of gotta have apartment. You say your
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  Speaker 1: name Vaughan, Yeah, yeah, I'm right. And who gave you
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  Speaker 1: my number again? One of the ladies at the leasing
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  Speaker 1: office when I was over there. Who was it? I
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  Speaker 1: can't really remember her name? Man? Uh, little little well
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  Speaker 1: listen to cut this, and I'm gonna tell you like this, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't call you for nothing like that. Man, Now, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't moving out of my apartment. Man, I've been standing
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  Speaker 1: up for four years when I moved out to the apartment,
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  Speaker 1: and I move in the house. You understanding all this
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  Speaker 1: back gone with you? Which is which? Whatever it is?
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  Speaker 1: It's three sixteen you one three two, that's on you, man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't want I gotta stay in three sixteen. Man. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's what I'm trying to say. I didn't sign
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  Speaker 1: the least, so I'm stuck with it. I got to
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  Speaker 1: get that apartment. So I'm gonna trying to tell you
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  Speaker 1: would you like to what's your apartment? Would you like
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  Speaker 1: to move to? And I don't get them to move
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  Speaker 1: your stuff? Nothing, ain't nothing moving on't think's gonna move
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  Speaker 1: with them numbers. You can add them up, divide them
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: to do whatever you want to them. But I ain't moving.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to get that to your head. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And really, I'm because I don't know who gave you
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  Speaker 1: my number. Was like this, I meant working calling move
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  Speaker 1: because I don't even know. No Vaughn, no, no, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know me that. I asked them who was in
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  Speaker 1: three sixteen. They told me, none of your business going
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  Speaker 1: three sixteen. Man, Hey, listen, man, I'm trying to do
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  Speaker 1: this as respectful as possible. You know, Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I really can't function unless I'm living in a disrespect
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  Speaker 1: me then doing disrespects for then, because I'm gonna show
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  Speaker 1: do this. You called me with like this. I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a favorite. Now, I don't care if that was
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: your favorite scripture. Okay, hey tell me with like that. Man,
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  Speaker 1: see you now, you're gonna make this hard, Okay, so
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: let me let me tell you this to you. I've
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: already told the lady I want to be in three sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: She told me I needed to deal with dale. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to deal with you in a polite weight, okay,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: because like I said, I can't function man, unless I'm
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: an apartment three sixteen, I can't. I can't even get
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  Speaker 1: them go to work. I cannot function. Okay, I have
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: to have that apartment. No do right. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: you got a problem on your hands. Man. Whatever your
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: problem is, that's your problem. Ain't got do with me,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: okalled me? You know like that, like I say, I've
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: been staying in three to sixteen. I'm gonna staying three
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  Speaker 1: sixteen until I moved to a house. You need to
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: find something else to do. And really I'm stopping. That
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  Speaker 1: gave you my numbers to call me with is I
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: can't believe it's what you're talking to. You talking to
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  Speaker 1: me first, where you come at me with them? Come
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  Speaker 1: at me with a number. I look like you, man,
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  Speaker 1: three sixteen? What excuse me, dog? What you're saying? You
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  Speaker 1: called me with this? I tell you what, man, come
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  Speaker 1: at me to come at my problem that you're gonna
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: see it? Man, you understand what I'm saying. Hey, man,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to handle this respectively. Man, okay, all right,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to listen to me. So I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you, honestly, dog, I cannot function outside of them
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  Speaker 1: three numbers. I have to live an apartment three sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't my business, man, Yo. I don't want have
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to come move, Yo, but I do it. Hold on,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: what's running back? What you say? I said, I don't
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: want to have to move? Yo? Said it down that
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  Speaker 1: me what you're gonna come move? I want? Hey, matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact, come yeah, come on, come move three sixteen,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: three sixteen I had for you. Come on, man, come on,
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  Speaker 1: come my man, Come on two teen silas, come on,
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  Speaker 1: move yet all kind of going on the world with
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  Speaker 1: number they've got three under six to five days. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it works, you want. I'm on my nine to
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  Speaker 1: five and you come in with you about three to sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna move somebody. That's all I got to say. Man,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be you for I did before I did
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  Speaker 1: with you, though I'm gonna get the least, and I
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  Speaker 1: was even giving you my number days. Hey man, I'm
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you I have to stay
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  Speaker 1: under them numbers, man, I have to. I'm superstitious like that.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know everybody ain't like that, but I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: just happen to be like that. You don't say everybody
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  Speaker 1: ain't like that. Man, I ain't got time to be
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: dealing it. Really, everybody ain't got time you sit up
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: listing like this. Ain't you look up the Christian man,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: other than I've been out this job looking what what
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: apartment number did they give you? They gave me like
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: three twenty nine or something like that. I don't I
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: can't stay there man, that's why I'm gonna meet you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Me did three twenty nine six o'clock tonight. How about
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: them numbers? Okay, okay, so how about these normals right here? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: M sell them? Pointy nine Steve? What mean hey, Sem?
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  Speaker 1: Seven pointy nine Steve? Eight seven seven twenty nine? Se
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  Speaker 1: you ain't never heard that number before? What's what it's
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: dound for me? That's the number to the Steve Harvey
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Because this is nephew Tommy and you just
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: got pranked by your co worker Limba. I mean make
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: that listen. It's it's sounds crazy. Hell, I believes for
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  Speaker 1: us to had me rolling, got me about to take
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  Speaker 1: off and go to the least now offered college height
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  Speaker 1: Now who you say? Got me enough? Ain't you got
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: a co worker name Limba Limbda? Ain't it about Limber
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: covering for Linda right now? I wonder how the she
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  Speaker 1: take it? So I'm long she push of Man, God, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: ain't me going? No? Man, hey dell, I got one
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you. Man, there you are worked
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  Speaker 1: for real, ain't you? Yeah? Hey? Man? What's the bad
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  Speaker 1: radio show on the land? Man? Steve Robert Martin Show
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  Speaker 1: all right, man, get back to work. Man, your phone
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  Speaker 1: off the hook over there? All right, all right, right
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  Speaker 1: back to work. Numbers right man, He was trying to
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  Speaker 1: meet you right there, meet me right there. How about
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: how the numbers work? That was funny. Really. You know
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: the thing about us, man is and you know it's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: it's just a part of it. If you're from the culture,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: this this culture that we have to grow up in
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: of defending yourself and and and scrapping and fighting. It's
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: so many people that are part of that culture. Even
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: if you even if you've moved on from it, you
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: can't put you just can't put certain people that had
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: it in a background because it's gonna resurface. Man. Yeah,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: you know, my mom used to say, we anticipate some
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: bs all the time, the black people. We are, right,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: That's what mom like said. Joke. I wish a blanketing, Yes,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I wish they read it. I'm no, I wish you
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: would all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steven Show. Steve,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: we have a couple of questions for you. As promised.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: This segment is called how old were you win? How
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: old were you when you had your first kiss? Let's say,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: no Gwen has did what do you mean? You were traumatized?
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  Speaker 1: Made me do it. She snatched me off my bike.
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  Speaker 1: She stayed across the street. She was a big girl.
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  Speaker 1: She pulled me down off the bike and threw me
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: up against the tree and kissed me real hard. And
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: then what No, I just felt violent. I didn't cry.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't cry, number, It was just traumatized. And she
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: was did She was actually on my TV show. Yeah,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I remember, I remembering he was. They found her and
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: they found Gwyen Harris and then she came on TV
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  Speaker 1: and talking my ya, I ain't mak you you want it?
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  Speaker 1: I looked at just a damn ye though, I told her,
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  Speaker 1: can't down. Man, I ain't seen Gwyen Harris. Man. I
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: think last time I saw Gwen hass I was at
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a mama's funeral. Man. It might have been nineteen and
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: you had no idea she was going to be on
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the sad no idea Wow Wow, And my first kiss
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: was on my talk show Wow. And it was not
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: a kiss. It was not memorable, very forceful. She was stronger,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: didn't she was handling my Lily. But were you in
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the in the were you at that age where you
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: liked girls? You start to start. I never went through
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the phase where I didn't like girls. I like girls
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: in kindergarten. Ok. Yeah, I had the girl on my show.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: But the first girl I ever walked home, I walked
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: home in the sixth grade and carried her book Call
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to the Shepherd. You remember their name everything. Michelle Hawkins.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Michelle Hawkers was in high school with me when I
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: was walking and playing I want to go outside in
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the rain in the cafetier, and she wouldn't give me
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: a date. And that song was on. And that's why
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that song go Outside means so much to me. Yeah,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: go out. She was on my show too, And when
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: they all came out, I named every last one though. Wow, wow,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: that really threw them all. I'm sure they remembered you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Excuse me his name? What? What did you just say?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Don't try to help him, junior? He just definitely said it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: You don't never learn. He was voting that he was
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: voted most difficult in high school. Let's just move on. Yes, yes,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: how old were you? How old were you when you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: heard your first earth winding fire? Song I know that's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: your favorite group. Seventeen might have been sixteen sixteen when
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I heard the first Earth Winning Five songs. Seventeen when
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I bought my first Heard Winning Five album, Wow, and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: what was the song? The first song I heard was
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Head to the Sky. Oh yeah, that was off the
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Head to the Sky album. But my favorite song on
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: that album was Masquerade. Can this is what s beal? Masquerade?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I want to know all we what we really see,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: all the outside and hiding what we really are all
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the endside. That's what you think. He's finished. You're something
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: yo really not? Is a mask of rain. I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a dam with him. Don't trying to figure out.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I figured it out, all right, Steve. Let's get to
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne Tripp, Okay, this
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: is a trip with the news. Everybody in good morning.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Wake up. Bill Cosby's waking up a freeman today. The
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: acting comedian left prison yesterday after the Pennsylvania Supreme Court
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: overturned his sexual assault conviction in the case involving a
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: name Andrea Constant. The high court rule that Cosby should
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: have never faced charges because of the non prosecution deal
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: he entered into and returned for his testimony with the
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: district attorney over fifteen years ago. And if you remember,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: early on when he was being charged, his lawyer kept
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: saying that he had a deal, that he was not
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: supposed to be prosecuted, and that's why he gave the
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: information in an affidavit that he gave, but it seemed
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: like nothing came of that. The President first Lady traveled
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: to Serf Side, Florida today to meet with the families
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: of the dead and still missing of Meanwhile, a few
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: more bodies were recovered from the rubble yesterday of that
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: beachfront condo building, and Serf Side Mayor Daniella Levine at
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Kava has the numbers. We've now recovered four additional victims.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: The number of deceased is at sixteen. Twelve next of
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: kin notifications have been completed. That is four families still
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: waiting to hear and that's sixteen now to eighteen. Actually
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: after that, two more bodies were found, the bodies of
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: children ages four and ten. One hundred forty five people
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: still accounted for Sally. No live victims have been found
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: since last Thursday. President Biden is concerned about the frequency
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: of wildfires in the Northwest, and the presidents gathered Western
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: state governors and others to talk about this, especially as
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: it relates to climate change. We know this is becoming
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: a regular cycle, and we know it's getting worse. In fact,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the threat of Western wildfires this year is as severe
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: as it's ever been. Mister Biden hoping to get those
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: states to boost the wages of firefighters from only eleven
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: and thirteen dollars an hour to at least fifteen, while
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: the federal government would train and equiped National Guardsmen to
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: fight fires as well. The NCAA's approved a temporary plan
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: allowing college athletes to make money from the use of
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: their name, image, and likeness starting today. According to the
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Associated Press, Donald Trumps his company along with its chief
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: financial officer expected to be charged today with tax related crimes.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: His company, but not him, not yet anyway, and these
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: these charges will allegedly stem from a former probe into
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the ex president's business dealings. Again, according to the Associated Press,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump's company, not Donald Trump, along with his chief
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: financial offers suspect to be charged today with tax related crimes. Finally,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: the on the hungry side, I'll say today is national
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: chicken wings day. Today we're gonna do some other roasted
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: chicken wings. You go hungry. Now back to Steve Harvey
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: it's your boys time he's here. Well, you know what
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the song is called happy and my song is called nappy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: You know how chemicals can hurt child. Her chemicals can
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: change change. What will her chemicals do? You? Come on none,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, no, come just let it be
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: never right now. I want to care what people say
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: if they're not off the pain to pay. My hair
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: is not meant to. Let it be. Let it be
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: nappy right now, keep that hardcome of bone stone. Leave
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: the election done the stone so I like it me
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: just you've like to grease that's rubber three hair. That's
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: what you're doing now. You won't hurt your fingers when
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: you run through my hair. Take it a higher. If
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: it's not just what you do, try to change, have
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: some pride. Let it beat it beat all the way.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You should know. You said Jesus jealous us love look
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: so nice and you just want to be if you
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: won't have been he let it be nap, Let it
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: be nappy right now? Don't you want to be now
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: and know that it's and all that is? Could letting
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: me napp right now? Come out? I just want to
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: be now annoying. I'm not gonna keep on. Get down
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: a cock and we've what they send the front. No
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: weeds are the freaking broken happy, happy to be happy napping?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Just less of grease Roberts we have now, Come on,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: it's won't you run through my head? Number through your hair?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: If it's now? Come on, don't you be free princess
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: all the times in your head? Don't you gotta do?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Break it down right now? Come on? Do what I say.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't know. I shouldn't know what I'm talking about,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: says bring again. Let let it be nappy, break it
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: down right, break it down. If you happy nappy the
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: dug out too, Let it be nappy. Don't you let
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it be? I just want that food? Say take that
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: hot as weird? Yes, yes, just like her? Come on,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: take a con God's little is Christians all right? More
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Show. If you've been worried
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: lately that it seems like more and more Americans are
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: being truly awful to one another. Steve, you talk about
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: this a lot, Well you're not alone. A new survey
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: finds that ninety three percent of Americans believe we have
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: a civility problem in society and classified buying it as
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: a major problem. So what's causing all this incivility? Well,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: it seems a lot of Americans blame social media. In fact,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: sixty three percent of Americans say social media is a
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: major contributor to incivility in America, with most saying social
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: media's impact is more negative than positive. So here's a question.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think social media is to blame for the
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: incivility in this country? Why? And part two? Uh, you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: know we can answer this. Have you been the target
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: of negative social media comments? Steve straight to you just
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: want to get your takes, your show. I'm the whole
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: reason we got to r Yeah, you're a survey says,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know what, what what? What has happened? Though,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: it is just my honest assessment of it. You have
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: the right to feel how you want to. Social media
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: could really be a good thing. But what has happened
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: is it has given a platform to so many small
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: minded people. In order to appear big, these very small people,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: they have to make the loudest obnoxious comments that they can.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: It's the only way they can stand out because they're nothing.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: They're nobody's in their life, in their world. They are nobodies.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: So they create these incredible personas in their own head
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: online and they come in they attack like they like
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: they are an authoritative figure about you and your life
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, and it's just misguided energy many
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: and I think that's a big part of it. And
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: hate is so much louder than love, but love is stronger.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: That's and that's that's the sadness of it. What do
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: you guys think? I think you're right. I agree totally. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I think the problem they have is because when they're
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: watching that video, they're not in the room. What video
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: on social media? When you watching us on social media,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: you're not in the room. Do you think Junior is
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: jealousy hate an abused platform? Yeah, you're sitting in your car,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Roll run like that. They're not in the car, so
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: he come eight. What about the comments when folks are
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: doing good stuff like Stephen the mentoring camp giving back
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: all of us on this show give back. All of
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: us have our platforms and you know the work that
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: we do. They don't magnify that. N see exactly. It's
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: like the news. The more sensationalize, right, that's the better.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: They will put a spotlight on somebody who's robbed the
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: bank and it is getting chased down the highway. They'll
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: put a helicopter over top of them. Because that's what
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: follow this idiot asked person for an hour and a
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: half driving off the freeway, running through backyards and stuff.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You know, you saved ten people's lives. Yeah. Thanks. If
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it bleeds, it leads, that's that's what they say. No,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: that's yeah, if it bleeds, it's lead. It's the first
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: story they're gonna do. If it's negative, they're gonna do
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: it right. Well, that's why sixty three percent of Americans
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: say social media, uh, their impact is more negative than positive.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I mean it's sad to say,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: you know, no, man, it's sad news and and and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: like Jay say, if it bleeds, it leads. So what
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: drives social media sites or these blogs is negativity because
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: now you got people comment and they make money on
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: clicks and They don't do anything to get to click,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: truth or not. They just want to click because they're
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: trying to make money. It's sad, man, it's really really
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: had it really is yep, pray far yeah yeah, all right, listen,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: we can keep this conversation going on social media, of course,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey FM. Now up next, it is
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: a nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, coming up at the top
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, right about four minutes after it's
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: my Strubberry letter for today's subject variety is the spice
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: of life, right yeah, but right now unless you marry
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: right now. It is a nephew. He is here with
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got now understand? Yeah? Limo,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: thank y'all, man, thank you, thank you. This is this
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: is all about mentoring. I like that. See good afternoon.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: How can you I'm trying to get cecil, Yeah, this
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: secret cecil one of my boys. Game of your number, man,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answering.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I call that about six seven times. They keep rolling
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: over to it like to a voice mail, or say okay, okay, brother,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: what's your name? Monday? And Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: got a customer in the back. Let me get them happy,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: can you you got a few moments? Let me get
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the dough form and all hold the phone? All right, okay, cool?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Oh I thank you. Have a good eating all right? Tom? Yeah?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah? Now you're saying you called the main
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: line and you just keep going the voicemail or something
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: like can you call the main line? But you know,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I know I'm calling it the last minute. Do I'm
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: trying to get a get a call for the night man? Okay?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: What you need? Listen, we gotta we got the suv.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: We gotta us Sudan or two. We got a couple
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: of limits, white up black. What you need? If I
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: could get a I guess like a black limousine be cruel? Okay,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: we got that. We got that. What time where I'm
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: picking you up? What time? What it costs? You know
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: for an hour? Because all I need is an out
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Where's it's sixty five hours? A nour But we only
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: do three hour minimums. The first three hours sixty five okay, okay, okay,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: see we'll see. See all I need is an hour
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: man really like forty five minutes? So do you think
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: they will work with me where you can't get them?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: So you're dealing with me? Let me see. I'll tell
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: dollars and I'll take k But now I want you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to know. I'm gonna let them know everything. So I
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: got to have either credit card or receive something on
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: okay to let them know because I'm not no quicker brother.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let them know everything that I'm doing with
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: a forty five one fifty. I didn't give you one fifty.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: When you pick me up, that's no problem. Then where
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: am I picking you up? And at what time? All right?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm at ninety eight Village Drive. Ninety eight Village Drive, okay,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: when I need twenty? And where am I taking yourself?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going downtown on Capital Street, Downtown, the Capital Street,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: all right? And what time am I picking you up?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: You could get me like at eleven forty five to night,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: that would be good. Then forty five Okay, if at
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes two an hour, you're gonna need then
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: forty five to next two especially twelve forty five, twelve
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: thirty four five, okay, good that. Um, let me see
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: and downtown Capital. What you didn't give an address? I
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: don't even know the address. I'm going to um to
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: bank bank downtown all right? Right? Um? Can I ask
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: you something tony right? Um? Yeah, And I'm trying to
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: get any business. You know, we don't ask questions usually,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: but a banking knight's gonna be closed. I mean you
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you're not going to work because I gotta take you back.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: So you're dropping off to something somebody or something like that. No, No,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't dropping nothing, No, but I'm picking something up
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: to see. What I need you to do is just
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: right here. I'm gonna go in there, and I'm gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: be in there probably like about fifteen minutes. But when
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I come out, man, I need you to out of
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: call running and we need to get side of there.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Why man, you ask me to run you down to
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: a bank at midnight and you kicking something up at
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: midnight and I got to be ready to go when
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you come out. Me and my boys when we come
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: out of there, just when when we get it, when
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: we get back in the back of the limo, I
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: need you to I need you to put the pedal down, man,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: and let's get out of there. Look here, yo, yo,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: young brother, Well I how old you man? I'm twenty four? Yeah,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that's what I think. Look here, man, it sounds like
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: you in some kind of shitting. I don't do that, brother.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: That's that's man. Yo. You're a driver, dog. Your job
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: is to drive. If you pick somebody up, first of all,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be asking nobody where they're going. We're doing.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to drive. Let me start. What I'm telling
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you is, man, once we come out of the bank, drive,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: let me stop it. That's why I'm driving. Didn't working
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: somewhere else driving because I was ignorant like you at
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: one time. But let me tell you something. But I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: don't know your business and really don't care at this
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: point in time. I'm not doing no crazy like this hit. Brother.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man. What you need to
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: do is get you young into some type of training
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: school or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: go down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't really trying to hear all this right here.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is pay you this one.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I'm fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: and you ain't meet back to brothers. You can't get
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: right now, not even you advice. You need to listen
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: to me. That's what's wrong with you. You're now y'all crazy.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Get rich right off overnight. Tight or you need to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: slow down because they got something, you feel me, they
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: got hold on, Hold hold on, man, hold on what
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you know? You don't know nothing. You don't know, man,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: I need to know what. Brother, How are you gonna
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: be preaching to mate? Dog? Because I've been in that, man,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm driving to Limo, because I've been that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Young brother. I'm trying to keep you from going that
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: because you won't like it. Look at so that I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you at this point. First
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: of all, I'm not doing it, so you can cut
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: that out. Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and all
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the other young brothers to do this. Thumb you watch
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: two many of the movies or something. Brother, you need
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to get your plate because they got a place for you.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something they read mam mofa.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I ready anything. My mamma told me. They didn't want
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: me to know. They cut it out. Do you feel me?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: They looked at me every night where they wanted to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: fed me gubbage that I had to eat or die.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: You ain't ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I think. He got your land. Your brothers don't know
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: what's going on out here. You got it too easy.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: See now you're talking about going down they robbing the bank.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't no bank robber. You'll sound like no thudal
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: real a remo. The way you going, you ain't making
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: nothing because they will blow your young I way about
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: their paper. You don't understand that. And you show you
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: ready for no jail because I say one more thing
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: to you that yeah, what is it? All I want
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: to do is tell you it is that I'm nephew
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: tom Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and your
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: boy Carddell Don got me the prank phone call you.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I don't give a who you are. If you around
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: with them folks down town, they're gonna blow you. Man.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jam. You
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: did you just hear what I just said? Though? What
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you said something about when my partners you know? I no, no, no, no,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: your boy the other another driver. Cordelle got me the
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: prank phone call you if he tim Oh you mean
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey on the radio. No, man, no, no, no,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: this is are you serious? Man? He's Cecil, your boy.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Cardell got me to prank phone call you. Man. I'm
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: gonna get that. I'm gonna get that man. When you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: let my fire man, I don't know that. I mean
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: my fight moved like fower. He say, be careful, he say,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: big Cecil, he'd been he been down there, he didn't
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: done some time in that been that man, Come down, baby,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: come down man. I got one more question to ask you, man,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the lad I want
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the Nephew Tommy, but Steve Harvey Morning Show. I got
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you baby, me and your boy Corn there got you. Yeah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna get here, man, meet you brother. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: owe you want to What do you think? Jay? I
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: love it? I love it it is now my favorite
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: go right with the one in the closet. Don't come
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: out all classic classic, Come on that cloa, you man,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: listen to me. I can't do nothing for you. I'm
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: calling long. I can see that dude sitting on the
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: edge in this draw trying to help right there with it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: This is right there with Tell him to shut up.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: See yeah, shut you, damn thank you, nephew. Up next,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letter. Subject variety is the spice
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: of life. Right right after this, you're listening to all
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: right time now guys for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:24
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• 52:28
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• 52:32
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• 52:37
  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one. Buggle up, hold on tight.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: We gotta for you Strawberry letter. Thanks No. Subject variety
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: is the spice of life, right, Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: met a guy that I thought would be the man
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: of my dreams when we first met. He's a man
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: of God, and he would be a great father and
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: husband to the right woman. But that woman is not me.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: I have a very high sex drive and this guy
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: can't keep up, so I lust interest in him and
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: we broke up. He still takes me out and very
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: nice dates, and he visits me in my family every
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: week and hopes that we might get back together. In
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: the meantime. I'm not another guy, and he's willing and
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: able to fulfill my sexual needs, but that is about it.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I would not consider him as boyfriend material. He's more
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: of a side piece type of guy. I was honest
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: with my main guy and told him about my side piece.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: The main guy says he loves me, but for us
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: to continue to date, I have to let the side
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: piece go. So here's my big issue. To be honest,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I actually enjoy having two guys, no one one that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I can go out on dates with and the other
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: one that I can just have wild sex with whenever
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I want. Yes, I want my cake and eat it too.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose my main guy or the
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: side piece, so I'm trying to figure out how to
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: make it work. Men do it, so why can't I?
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Until I am really ready to settle down. Variety is
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: a spice of life, right, So what should I do. Hey,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: you're single, right, listen, who am I to judge? Okay,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: do you boo? Uh? No one has ever said that
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: men are the only ones who can't be players. Men
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: and women. Yes, women do it every single day. The
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: difference here is though, that you told you're you know,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: you're a so called main guy about your side piece.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: That usually doesn't happen. Guys usually don't tell, They just lie,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: you know, and asked about cheating and stuff. So, um,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you know that's a little different for you to just
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: be so transparent and open about it. I'm shocked that
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you're your guy is still hanging in there with you,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: quite frankly, knowing all of this. Um, but he did
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: give you an ultimatum, you know, choose the other guy
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: or him. So, I mean, you do what you want.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: It's your life. You're you're you're single. You know you've
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: heard the saying it's a double standard. Women can't do
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: what men doing. All that, it's your life. I'm not
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: judging you on this one. I'm really not Do what
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you do, whatever you want to do, and see how
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: it works out for you. If it's going so far,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: so good, then keep doing it. You're probably young. Anyway,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: you didn't get give your age, do you boom? Steve? Yeah,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: well I'm judging because you wrote in here, you must
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: want to be judged. So this is strawberry letter. We judge,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: We give our opinions on it or whether you like
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: it or not. If you didn't want it, you wouldn't
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: have wrote in Now. If you're gonna just do you
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: do you boot, then what's the damn letter? Fall? Just
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: gonna do you boo? But that ain't what's going on.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: You really got a little situation here. Let me walk
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you through it. Lady. I thought it be you met
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: this man. You thought he was a guy, your dreams
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: man and god be a great father and husband to
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: the right woman. But that woman's not me. Because see,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: you got this high sex drive and he just couldn't
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: keep up with you. So you broke up. What to
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: do because he can't bring it airtime? You wan't? Okay? Well,
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna break up, you obviously ain't in love.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: So you know, Mike, we're gonna break up for something. Hell,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: it's either to add them money. So so you broke
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: up with him, so damn, But here goes your problem.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: He didn't want to drop it at that, so he
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: kept coming back, taking you out on wonderful dates. He
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: visited you and your family every week, and hope that
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: we can get back together. Now. He got feelings for
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you that you ain't got for him. But in the meantime,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you didn't met another man willing to fulfill your sexual needs.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: But that's about it. In other words, you didn't met
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: somebody that's just braking it, frying that bacon flipping, didn't payingcakes,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: bacon your beans, grilling you can't feel Come on now,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: cleaning your chidling. Oh remember you got a man. It
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: is shocking your corn. Come on now, Yeah, he ain't
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: here doing nothing. He peeling that potato. That's what he's doing.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: That's what he's doing. You know what he Yeah, yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: that's what he's doing. He is a brethl. You just
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: put it in. He just get your juice back. He
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: ain't no man of guy. He ain't no great father,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: ain't no good hood. But Lord have mercy. Whenever you wanted,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: he got it for you. But it ain't got nothing
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: else here, Bobbie que you. But he ain't got money
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: for charcoal and light of flue. Come on, now he'll
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: peel a potato, but you got to buy the sack.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, I'm I'm just telling it like it is. Now,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I'm honest with your main guy, and you told him
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: about your side piece. Your main guys stupid. This is
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: what your main guys said. He loves me, but for
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: y'all to continue to date, I have to let the
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: side piece go. Then you said, so, here's my big issue.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I actually enjoy having two guys, one that I can
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: go out with on dates and other ones that I
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: could just have wild sexual whatever I want. Yes, I
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: want my cake and eat it too. Everybody want take
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: cake and eat it too. Hell, I want my check
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: and don't pay taxes. Amen. I wish they had ice
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: water in Hell. And the list goes on and on it.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody give a damn. But you want to have
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: your cake and eat it too. This life, you don't
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: get to have your cake and too. I'm just gonna
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: gonna put the nail in it for you. When we
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: come back, we'll have Burton two of Steve's response coming
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the Hour of Variety is
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: the spice of life. Right right after this, you're listening
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Variety is
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the spice of life. Right. Simple woman met where she
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: thought was a man of her dreams. Turns out she
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: like wild sex all the time. He can't keep up.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: She got mad, broke up with him, But the man
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: still coming around, trying to put the relationship back together,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: going weekends with her families and everything. But she just
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: ain't having it. In the meantime, she hadn't met a
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: side piece, a thriller in Manila. She hadn't met somebody
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: who is designed like a shock, is designed to hunt
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: in the water. He'll killer, but all he can do
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: is have six. He can't buy no room to have sex.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He can't pay the rent on the place to have
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a sex. He can't wine and dine you to make
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: you feel good before you have sex. All you can
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: do is come in there with some sex. So now
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you have a decision to make you stupid. Aston told
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: your main guy that you got the side piece. He
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: didn't told you he loved you. Still want to date,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: but you gotta let the side piece go then. To
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  Speaker 1: be honest, I actually like having two guys to go
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  Speaker 1: out on date with and one that I can just
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  Speaker 1: have wild sexual or whenever I want to. Then she said, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I want my caking into everybody to do everybody do. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I want the Chilene without having to cleaner. Want No,
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  Speaker 1: I was just fitting into this to this thing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I don't really need chilens no more. But when I
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  Speaker 1: did though, yeah, I'm vegan right now. You see how
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  Speaker 1: long this is. Now here's a problem. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to lose my main guy or the side piece, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how to make it work.
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  Speaker 1: Here's where she wrong. Men do it? So why I
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  Speaker 1: can't I until I'm ready to settle down. Variety is
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  Speaker 1: the spice of life, right, So what should I do? Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's a deal. Here's your whole problem. If you think
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  Speaker 1: variety is a spice of life, but you said it
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  Speaker 1: until you're ready to settle down, Well, you're not ready
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  Speaker 1: to settle down. That's why you can't see the good
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  Speaker 1: in the first man, because you're not ready to settle down.
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  Speaker 1: All this is a waste of me in Sherley's time.
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  Speaker 1: You're not ready to settle down. You want to have
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  Speaker 1: multiple partners. Your only problem is when you get ready
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  Speaker 1: to settle down, the best guy gonna be gone because
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: another woman is ready to settled down. And when she
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  Speaker 1: meet him, he gonna be gonna and his loving gonna
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  Speaker 1: be just enough, and he gonna get better at his
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  Speaker 1: love in any way. He gonna learn how to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: put it together. Really yeah, he can be taught, you know. Hold,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me just say that. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: times women, you know, when a man ain't a pleasing
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  Speaker 1: to you. Oh, let's just talk about it now. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you ain't. Hello, maybe you ain't all you thank you
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  Speaker 1: with Well, let's just talk about it. Don't be half
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  Speaker 1: for men that they've never been like. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing. Well, maybe you two damn much when she
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: said that, that's the problem, you know. Okay, so now
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  Speaker 1: let's just talk about it. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: He might not be all that, but you might not either. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you ain't the hot five cracker you thank you all? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you Steve for saying that. Man. No, you're welcome,
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  Speaker 1: jay man. Some men have been disappointed. Yes, thank you. Hell, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't what I thought it was gonna be. What
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  Speaker 1: hell when you took your clothes off. I wasn't all that,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you know, moved didn't buy this anyway. So now we
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: so we so we both standing that offended. What you're
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  Speaker 1: looking at me like I ain't all that, and I'm
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: looking at you like you ain't all that. This is
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  Speaker 1: not about you. This has nothing to do with you. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this has to do with this letter. Do we could
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  Speaker 1: have we could she could have this problem again. See
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: so a lot of times when you blaming men for
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  Speaker 1: not being this. This guy she described in the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of the letter, was a good man. Now all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, he don't have wild sex like I want to.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you too, damn wild she is. Everybody don't want
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  Speaker 1: to get hilled. Wait what it is in the letter?
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  Speaker 1: It says I have a very high sex drive. That's
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  Speaker 1: in the top of the letter. Then seem to do
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  Speaker 1: was being whipped. Then she said, to be honest, I
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  Speaker 1: can actually enjoy having to guys one I can go
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  Speaker 1: out on dates with and the other one that I
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  Speaker 1: could just have wild sex with. See, wow, that's not standing.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it could be whipping. Every man don't like
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  Speaker 1: hot wax. Everybody like yourself I want everybody don't like
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  Speaker 1: getting bit on the side, and they stumbled, don't don't
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  Speaker 1: nipple the side of my stomach. That ain't fun, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I said something I don't like clothes finds and they
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  Speaker 1: don't go there. Now that's wild. What you gotta see
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  Speaker 1: on the side of their stomach is pretty wild. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like none of that, you know. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: no feather on my butt. I don't like I don't
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  Speaker 1: fail the old booting. What I don't want a feather?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Oh my boots. On that note, we have to go. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can email us or instagram us your thoughts on
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  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey f M coming up
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  Speaker 1: and damn why do you bow? Who cares? You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to Steven Show? All right, it's time for something funny.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Let's go with Junior's Truth Be Told and then I'm
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: gonna give you guys a list of words. Steve, You're
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  Speaker 1: in on this as well. Let's start with the letter
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  Speaker 1: b okay that you guys are constantly messing up always.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people think that if you don't speak with them,
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  Speaker 1: then they have to be a problem. Yeah, you know,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: they think that they really do believe what wrong you? Yeah,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: what wrong would you? You know? So I get a
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  Speaker 1: text message from a family member that read, when family
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  Speaker 1: and friends go through life not speaking, there will come
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  Speaker 1: a day to regret it. It's called the funeral. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I want to respond to that family member, real civil
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  Speaker 1: truth be told. If I go first. What I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to hope to do. If I go first and I
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  Speaker 1: don't have I read it to regret it, I really
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you sent it over there and you
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: still haven't got a response, what that means. I'm not mad.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't speak to you like this. No, I
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: don't have time like like this is This is people
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: to understand. If you text somebody and you look at
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: your text law and all other text messages, yea off
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: from you, Dave respond you message back if the last
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: message you got from me was married Christmas, I just
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: don't talk that. That's not my fault. If you get
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: telling people to tell me that you said call you,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: guess what I ain't called. I just won't you understand
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: that I'm not mad at you. I just don't have
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: to talk to you. So you could be mad if
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: you won't do Yeah, okay, it is called a funeral.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: But then knowing you and why I'm not talking to you.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I won't even be mad when I shouldn't. I can
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  Speaker 1: get up there with confidence. A lie like everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: He lies a great individual, someone who lived beyond aman,
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  Speaker 1: a life changes. I can get up that lot with
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  Speaker 1: the best thing. That's all I got to say. I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: think you gotta get before you figure out I'm not
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: talking talking to if you send a bunch of I'm
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: not talking, I just ain't talking. Sometimes it's good to
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: cut people out. Ever again, you know I ever said
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: everybody should not be in your life. I'm doing you're
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: listening show, all right, jan Anthony Brown is here with
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. What you got It is so simple, It's
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: very simple. We have to explain. I know Steve gets upset,
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  Speaker 1: but we have new listeners by the hour, by the
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  Speaker 1: hourship we actually yah, it's championship team, championship team. So
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: it's comedy rouletta. Here's how we do. We take five subjects,
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  Speaker 1: put them on a wheel. Fund the wheel. Look at me,
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  Speaker 1: Sherley when I said fun fun fund the wheel funding
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  Speaker 1: around and around where it stops. We do the damn thing.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Here we go number one. So you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me you don't know how you got naked pictures on
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  Speaker 1: your phone? Noion? Number two, the car always comes back
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  Speaker 1: on e yea, all right? Number three? What part of
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  Speaker 1: you on punishment do you not understand? All right? Four?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I see that tooth missing? You see that too? I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: tell you won't get it. Number five. Nobody buys a
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  Speaker 1: bus pass just to be buying a bud okay, bunning,
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  Speaker 1: finn it cat. Let's do the teen. Let's do that phone, baby,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Let's do that phone. Oh what you like this one?
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  Speaker 1: Number one? It's landed on number one? Are you telling
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: me you don't know how you got naked pictures in
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: your I have no idea how those pictures got you
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: know what? This ain't my damn phone. Look at that?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Look ain't my phone? Matter fact, I don't know how
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: to feel what she really was showing me? What was
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: the result of her mammocrant To see that, I get
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: to say that she looks how to numb? You pushing it? Listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you, baby, these are the girls
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: that are auditioning for the Vagina monologue. That's all. Listen. Listen, babe,
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  Speaker 1: don't be like that. But yeah, she's not naked. Looking
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  Speaker 1: at she looking soon as you're showing to me, I
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: see she's not naked. Not only is she not naked,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: he was showing me pictures of her bathroom. She just
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: happened to be naked when she took the pictures. That's
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: all that is. You need some work in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely didn't happen to me. Nice cabinets exactly. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: telling I don't know how she sent the picture to
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  Speaker 1: me because she wants me to show you. Ask you
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  Speaker 1: what you think she told me to do. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: doing what she told me. She said, show it to
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  Speaker 1: you and see what you think. Now what you think? Baby, baby? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: This is this is listen, all these pictures. Was going
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  Speaker 1: into this new thing and I'm opening up online called
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  Speaker 1: booty Book Facebook. You can't do the book without you
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  Speaker 1: can't do the book without the booty Baby. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask me about these neket pictures in this phone. She
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  Speaker 1: sent them to me so I could give him the
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  Speaker 1: lee Hanny for his God help help somebody. He sent
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  Speaker 1: me these neket pictures. She said she got a rash
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  Speaker 1: on her. Did I want to see it? I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's name. You a doctor. My name Ki. Okay. She
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  Speaker 1: was trying to tell to somebody name Ki stand your stand.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how I told her. I thought I
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  Speaker 1: had the music. She said, look like that. Like that.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks guys for this week version of Comedy Roulette. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening show. Okay, Carl, You and I are just sitting
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: here talking and I found the survey and the survey says, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's about bucket lists. So you know, when you
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: think of bucket lists, it's things you want to do,
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  Speaker 1: you know, go to excited places before you like kick
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  Speaker 1: the bucket. Okay, um, yeah, you know people want to
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  Speaker 1: go to exotic places, travel and do all those fabulous things.
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  Speaker 1: But post pandemic, there's kind of a different thing topping
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  Speaker 1: the list that people want to do before they kick
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  Speaker 1: the bucket. According to a new you Go you Gov poll,
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  Speaker 1: the top thing on people's bucket lists is to get
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: healthier and to lose weight. I love that one. That's
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: at the top of mind. I love that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: get healthier for sure and lose some COVID fifteen pounds, right.
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  Speaker 1: Other people want to travel to an exotic location, achieve
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: a wealth goal like pay off a student loan. Some
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: people want to see a natural wonder, own their own homes,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: change someone's life for the better. I love that one too.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Shirley, But I don't mean to cut
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  Speaker 1: your list off, but before we run out of time,
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  Speaker 1: what's on your bucket list? Okay? Um? I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to take piano lessons and uh oh wow, I wanted
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: to learn ballroom dancing. And then I guess this comes
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  Speaker 1: under get healthier and lose weight. I want to see
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  Speaker 1: that line on the side of my thigh. All right, girl,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: you betta go thigh goals? Yeah, thigh goes, ballroom dancing goals. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What about you? Carla? One? Two or three? Lose weights, travel, wealth, goal,
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  Speaker 1: debt free. I love it? All right, thank you girl.
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  Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, it's your
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  Speaker 1: boys time, he's here. Well, you know what The song
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: is called happy and my song is called nappy. You
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  Speaker 1: know how chemicals can hurt, your chemicals can change change,
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  Speaker 1: what will kill the student? You? Come on now, come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, now I'll just let it. Just let it
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  Speaker 1: be nappy right now. I want to kill what people
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  Speaker 1: say if they not offer the pain to pay my
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  Speaker 1: hair is not meant to. Let let it be. Let
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  Speaker 1: it be nappy right now. Keep that hard come of
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  Speaker 1: bone stone, leave the down the stone so I can
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  Speaker 1: have me Just you've like crease, that's rubber three hair.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. Now. You won't hurt your fingers
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  Speaker 1: when you run through my hair. Take it a by
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  Speaker 1: if it's n that's what you do. Try to change.
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  Speaker 1: Have some pride. Let it beat it beat on the way.
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  Speaker 1: You should know your said Jesus, Jus Jus looks so nice.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to be nap. If you wanna have
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  Speaker 1: been happy, let it be napping. Let it be nappy
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  Speaker 1: right now. Don't you want to be now and all
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  Speaker 1: that it's Christian and all that it's good. Let it
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  Speaker 1: be nap right now? Come out. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: be now an I'm not gonna keep on getting a
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  Speaker 1: cock and weaves with lace and the front no weaves
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  Speaker 1: a lacing, the freaking broken happy happy to be happy
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  Speaker 1: to be napping. Just you, let's a grease Roberts. We
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  Speaker 1: have come it won't bring you un through through your half.
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  Speaker 1: If it's now, come on, don't be free, princess all
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  Speaker 1: the chosen your head down. What you're gonna do that?
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  Speaker 1: Bring it down? Right now? Come out do what I say.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't know. You shouldn't know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Say take again, bring it down, break it down. The
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  Speaker 1: dug out letting is I just want that food? Say
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  Speaker 1: take that hot ass weird? Yes, yeah, just like her?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, take a comb. That is Christian? What is
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  Speaker 1: God's Little is Christian? All right? Coming up closing remarks
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this Thursday. Um,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: take us home with some closing remarks. You know, somebody
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  Speaker 1: sent me something a while back. You know, I keep
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  Speaker 1: stuff that people send me because a lot of people
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: send me things when I know I'm going through something.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: A lot of people send me stuff when Just to say, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: if you're out there talking, man, here's a thought for you.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things that I've learned in my
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  Speaker 1: life is that all of us are going to be tested.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to be tested and tried throughout our life.
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  Speaker 1: It's these tests that are presented to us that has
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: allows us an opportunity to grow. Every test that comes
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: your way is an opportunity for you to gain some
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: valuable knowledge from it, and so throughout life you will
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: always be tested. Everything that happens to you is not
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: just because the devil is busy. Something's happen to you
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: because God has to present certain things for you in
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: order for you to learn how to deal with it,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: which better prepares you for what you ask for later
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: in life, or to prepare you for what God is
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: going to present to you later in life. So when
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you're going through hardships, you gotta understand that these hardships
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: are preparing you for the future. And like I've been
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: saying a lot over the past few weeks, if you
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: think about all your hardships and your tough days and
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: your rough days, your actual record for surviving bad days
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: all the way up until this point, y'all, is one.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: And that's a pretty good track record. Now, in this
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: test that God is going to present to you, somebody
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: sent this to me on a plaque, and it's said
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: that life has many ways of testing a person's will.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to hear me clearly. It says life
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: has many ways of testing a person's will, either though
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: by having nothing happened at all, or by having everything
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: happened all at once. Do you know how true of
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: a statement that is? You get tested by first of all,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: a person's will get tested by either having nothing happened
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: at all. You know how hard it is man when
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing going on? Do you know how
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: hard it is man when you can't get nothing popping?
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  Speaker 1: You know how difficult life can be man when you
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: just can't seem to get it right? Do you know
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: the difficulties you face? Man who ain't nothing clicking on
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  Speaker 1: none of the cylinders, Man, ain't nothing happening at at all.
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  Speaker 1: That's a test, man, that's a real hard test. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you're sitting up that man, going Lord, Heavenly Father.
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  Speaker 1: And now it's preparing you and conditioning you to get
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  Speaker 1: closer to God, because I'm telling you, man, you can't
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  Speaker 1: make it in this world without God. Now you can
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: keep on trying this way if you want to, But
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: I got news for you. You can lock in on
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: this room. This is a fact. You can't make it
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  Speaker 1: through this life without no, God, you can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot do it. It's too difficult. And one of
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  Speaker 1: the tests to get you to draw closer to him
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  Speaker 1: is sometimes a person's wheel is tested by having nothing
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  Speaker 1: happened at all. But here's the other way you get tested.
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  Speaker 1: How about this one? All by having everything happened all
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  Speaker 1: that wants How many times that didn't happen? Man, when
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  Speaker 1: it just felt like man, it's raining cats and dogs
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  Speaker 1: on you. It's almost like, man, you can't catch a breaking.
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  Speaker 1: Ten minute ago, you couldn't catch a break to get
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  Speaker 1: something happened, and now all of a suddenly look like
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  Speaker 1: you can't stop this thing from happening. It's just snowballing
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  Speaker 1: on you. Man, that's a test. You know what. God
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  Speaker 1: has wanted you to get close to him too, so
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  Speaker 1: he can take some of that weight up off me,
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  Speaker 1: so you can take your troubles to him and tied
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  Speaker 1: to him, so he can prove to you that you
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  Speaker 1: ain't in this thing by yourself. See, you ain't in
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  Speaker 1: life by yourself. When it ain't you ain't got nothing happening,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't got and you ain't by yourself in
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  Speaker 1: life when you got everything happened you need God, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I kid you not. And you know how I know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about because you're looking at a man
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  Speaker 1: who tried it without it, And I knew better. My
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  Speaker 1: mom was a Sunday school teacher. I knew better than
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  Speaker 1: to turn away and try it in my way. But
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  Speaker 1: I did it for years, and I made you know
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  Speaker 1: what I want. I made a mess out of myself.
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  Speaker 1: I was turning myself into a big old glob or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: But he got my undivided attention one day when I
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  Speaker 1: was at a real low point. But one of them days,
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  Speaker 1: why I throughn't gonna rise no more. On one of
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  Speaker 1: them days, who I thought, Man, i'dn't had enough of this.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never thought about killing myself. I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: thought about checking out. The thought has never crossed my mind.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just talking about I just had some days, man,
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  Speaker 1: we'll just feel like, Man, this it like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: can't do no more this. Hire When I was living
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  Speaker 1: in that car, I had some days man when I
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  Speaker 1: just said, Man, I can't do this no more. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go home. Man, I'm gonna go home my mom
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  Speaker 1: and daddy. Man, just see if I can stay there
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  Speaker 1: until I find a job. I almost did that because
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  Speaker 1: you know what, what nothing happened at all. I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get nothing clicking. And right about then, man, I just
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  Speaker 1: say a Scottison, man, can you just show me a
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  Speaker 1: sign that it's gonna be our Next thing I knew
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  Speaker 1: I called as some machine in my mama's house and
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  Speaker 1: it was a message and it was a guy named
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  Speaker 1: Chuck Chuck Sutton that showed time with their part. Next thing,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, next thing? You know? That weekend I
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  Speaker 1: was on TV for the very first time, and do
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  Speaker 1: you know something that I've been on TV every since that.
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  Speaker 1: But it was real dog for me for a minute.
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  Speaker 1: But he always comes. Life got a lot of ways
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  Speaker 1: of testing the people's will, either a boy having nothing
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  Speaker 1: happened at all or about having everything happening all at once.
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  Speaker 1: But either way, as a test you can pass. You've
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  Speaker 1: done all the rest of them, Ain't you got through it? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Keep your faith, put some God in your life.
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  Speaker 1: You need it, so drop it on the floor, y'all
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