Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / Floyd Mayweather Counts Down to Big Payday - 08.10.17
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
- 0:10Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them bung like
- 0:15Speaker 1: theming buck bus things. And it's touble me true good
- 0:20Speaker 1: to the hut one to move together for stout. Hoy,
- 0:38Speaker 1: why don't you join yeah, joy into being men. Do
- 0:59Speaker 1: you turn Yeah? You gotta turn't to turnhout the turns
- 1:43Speaker 1: lovey got to turn out to turn the water water go, comey,
- 1:58Speaker 1: come on your face. Uh huh, I show well a
- 2:03Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'are listening to the voice. Come on
- 2:08Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harley got a
- 2:11Speaker 1: radio show today? Is it? Everybody? Okay? On a real
- 2:15Speaker 1: positive note? Today? Is it? Today? Is the day? You know?
- 2:21Speaker 1: When I was in high school, you know, my mother
- 2:24Speaker 1: was Sunday school teaching until she passed. I would walk
- 2:27Speaker 1: out the door every morning on my way to school,
- 2:31Speaker 1: and my mother used to say, listen to me, son, hey,
- 2:34Speaker 1: don't forget. Today is the day that the Lord has made.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Let us rejoice and be glad in it. And you know,
- 2:40Speaker 1: I don't think much of it. You know, it's just
- 2:42Speaker 1: my mama being religious, you know, my spiritual woman. So
- 2:45Speaker 1: you know, I just took it as that. But as
- 2:47Speaker 1: I've gotten older, man, you know that's registered more and
- 2:50Speaker 1: more with me. You know, today is the day that
- 2:53Speaker 1: the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad
- 2:56Speaker 1: in it. That's pretty cool, man, I mean, w better
- 3:00Speaker 1: blessing will you get throughout the day than the fact
- 3:05Speaker 1: that he allows you to live and see another day.
- 3:08Speaker 1: See sometimes, man, when you're young, you don't pay no
- 3:11Speaker 1: attention to that. But all you got to do is
- 3:14Speaker 1: keep living, keep watching some people that you know not
- 3:18Speaker 1: be here anymore, go to class reunions and they're smaller,
- 3:25Speaker 1: See people that you really loved. It meant a lot
- 3:27Speaker 1: till you leave this world, and all of a sudden, man,
- 3:32Speaker 1: immortality starts to matter a great deal to you. Some
- 3:37Speaker 1: of us learned this lesson sooner than others. But I know,
- 3:40Speaker 1: when you're young, man, you know, you think you're gonna
- 3:42Speaker 1: be here for a while. You think you've got time
- 3:44Speaker 1: to play around. You think you've got time to get
- 3:46Speaker 1: it together, you've got time to make the mistakes, and
- 3:49Speaker 1: you've got time to chill. But man, oh man, almost
- 3:53Speaker 1: every full blown adult that I know will tell you
- 3:56Speaker 1: and have said these words right here many times, and
- 3:59Speaker 1: I want to reason. I'm saying this because I want
- 4:01Speaker 1: you to hear him, because you're gonna use them. Man,
- 4:05Speaker 1: if I only knew then what I know now. Do
- 4:08Speaker 1: you know how many people have said those words right there?
- 4:13Speaker 1: Because in time, man, you gained so much wisdom. Oh
- 4:16Speaker 1: but it ain't like nobody didn't tell you though. See
- 4:20Speaker 1: that's the hooker. Somebody told you back then. Hey man,
- 4:23Speaker 1: it's best to buckle down now, he said, Hey man,
- 4:26Speaker 1: you better quit wasting time. Hey man, don't stop taking
- 4:30Speaker 1: your foot off the gas pedal. Hey look, do your
- 4:32Speaker 1: best at all the times. You know, stop stop worrying
- 4:35Speaker 1: about that. I'm telling your son. In a minute, them
- 4:37Speaker 1: clubs ain't gonna mean nothing to you. In a minute,
- 4:40Speaker 1: they're going out all the time. Ain't gonna mean nothing
- 4:42Speaker 1: to you. I can't tell you how many times I
- 4:45Speaker 1: heard all of it. I can't tell it to you.
- 4:48Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I repeat it
- 4:49Speaker 1: to my kids. But man, today is a different day,
- 4:55Speaker 1: because the day is the day that the Lord has made.
- 4:58Speaker 1: So he gave you a shot today if you if
- 5:00Speaker 1: you woke up this morning, or if you're finishing your
- 5:02Speaker 1: day on your shift, he gave you a new day.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Nothing bigger than the fact that he woke you up today. Now,
- 5:11Speaker 1: why don't you do something about that? Why don't you
- 5:13Speaker 1: take advantage of it? How about today? How about if
- 5:16Speaker 1: you start today? How About if you stop hesitating today.
- 5:20Speaker 1: How About if you stop delaying it today? How about
- 5:22Speaker 1: if you stop procrastinating today. How About if you make
- 5:25Speaker 1: today to day that you go forward? I mean, man,
- 5:28Speaker 1: let's all just decide today. Let's go forward. Let's put
- 5:32Speaker 1: forth a maximum effort today. How about today? I mean, really, man,
- 5:36Speaker 1: what you're doing? You look, man, take advantage of this
- 5:39Speaker 1: blessing of waking up. Do something today. So many people
- 5:45Speaker 1: are in the indulge rooms of life, or living in
- 5:48Speaker 1: a rut, or just merely existing instead of thriving simply
- 5:53Speaker 1: because of one one thing. You just won't do it today.
- 5:58Speaker 1: If you would just start the process, man, Start that
- 6:01Speaker 1: business you always dreamed of. Go looking to that other
- 6:05Speaker 1: job you always yearn for. Go get the training you
- 6:07Speaker 1: need to get the promotion. Man, going back to school. Man,
- 6:11Speaker 1: go see what you need to do to lift yourself
- 6:14Speaker 1: to the next level. Stop waking up every day seeing
- 6:17Speaker 1: high it's gonna go, and start waking up and do
- 6:20Speaker 1: something about how it goes. If you make one step,
- 6:23Speaker 1: he'll make two. But you can people people talk about
- 6:25Speaker 1: all the time. Man, it seems like you're always getting
- 6:27Speaker 1: a blessing. Oh man, when you're talking to a person,
- 6:30Speaker 1: listen to this. If you're talking to a person and
- 6:33Speaker 1: it seems like there's always a blessing coming his way,
- 6:37Speaker 1: let me tell you what that person doing. That person
- 6:39Speaker 1: is putting one ft in front of the next. That
- 6:42Speaker 1: person is putting forth some efforts out there. And that's
- 6:45Speaker 1: the only way God can bless you. God can only
- 6:48Speaker 1: bless you with your efforts. He can only put his
- 6:51Speaker 1: finger on the thing that you are doing or attempting.
- 6:56Speaker 1: That's all he could help you with. He that, I know,
- 6:59Speaker 1: job bobs walking up to your door, knocking on your door.
- 7:03Speaker 1: But if you're beating the payment, if you're sending in
- 7:05Speaker 1: the apps, if you online scouring somewhere to work, somewhere
- 7:08Speaker 1: to get a job, then God can touch somebody's hard
- 7:11Speaker 1: to hire you. But if you're sitting at the house
- 7:13Speaker 1: every day, smoke everyday, drinking, but you wonder why you
- 7:18Speaker 1: just can't get a job. A couple of times you
- 7:20Speaker 1: don't want out there, you got to If you ain't
- 7:21Speaker 1: got a job, you gotta look get go, get one.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Every day. You got to go look for one every
- 7:26Speaker 1: single day. You can't take no days off. How about today?
- 7:30Speaker 1: How about today? If we decide today is the day
- 7:33Speaker 1: that we're gonna make the move. Today is the day
- 7:35Speaker 1: that we stopped delaying, hesitating, procrastinating. Today is the day
- 7:39Speaker 1: that we take a step in the direction to do
- 7:42Speaker 1: something for ourselves, for our lives, for our family, for
- 7:45Speaker 1: our wives, for our children, for our community, for our school.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Do something today, for crying out loud, man, stop sitting
- 7:53Speaker 1: in your own life in just a stew of misery
- 7:58Speaker 1: in your own life. I'm gonna tell you something. If
- 8:01Speaker 1: you are in a state of confusion, if you are troubling,
- 8:04Speaker 1: if you're stuck on what to do next, you let
- 8:07Speaker 1: me tell you what's happening. You're not doing enough. That's
- 8:10Speaker 1: what it is. Man. See what I get in a
- 8:13Speaker 1: place man, where I don't know what the next move is.
- 8:18Speaker 1: It's because I unusually stalled out. See, this is the
- 8:21Speaker 1: way God works. This is the way He's worked for me.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Every time I'm busy and I'm about the business of
- 8:27Speaker 1: always trying to live my Creed, which is ABC. My
- 8:32Speaker 1: My motto is ABC always be closing. I'm always working
- 8:36Speaker 1: on something, something to close something. When you're so busy
- 8:40Speaker 1: with the business of improving yourself and doing with yourself
- 8:44Speaker 1: and becoming the best you you can be, God is
- 8:47Speaker 1: always working on your behalf behind some scene of something
- 8:53Speaker 1: that you're in the process of tempting to close. But
- 8:56Speaker 1: because you're not doing all you can do, you're limiting you.
- 9:01Speaker 1: You are because if your decision not to give you
- 9:04Speaker 1: all in all, you're limiting the opportunities for God to
- 9:07Speaker 1: put his finger on things and touch them on your behind.
- 9:12Speaker 1: I don't know if the average person really understands or
- 9:16Speaker 1: knows what it takes to truly be successful or whatever
- 9:20Speaker 1: level you're talking about. But whatever that level is, I
- 9:24Speaker 1: don't care what a dollar amount you've got attached to it.
- 9:26Speaker 1: What level you got if you have made the decision
- 9:29Speaker 1: that you're going to be successful, I think that a
- 9:32Speaker 1: lot of people, the average person does not know what
- 9:35Speaker 1: that means. Whatever level you've decided to be successful on, See,
- 9:40Speaker 1: that's your level of faith, that's where you see your
- 9:42Speaker 1: life at. Well, guess what you got to maximize your
- 9:47Speaker 1: efforts to even get to that level. So listen to me.
- 9:51Speaker 1: If you want to be successful at your church, if
- 9:53Speaker 1: you want to be successful in your relationship, if you
- 9:55Speaker 1: want to be successful down at the day cassing, if
- 9:58Speaker 1: you want to be successful at your college, if you
- 10:01Speaker 1: want to be successful on your job. Guess what it's
- 10:04Speaker 1: gonna take all you got in that world to become
- 10:09Speaker 1: a success. I don't know why people think that. If
- 10:13Speaker 1: you don't want to be what somebody else said, you
- 10:15Speaker 1: ain't gonna put forth that effort. Now, No, ain't wrong.
- 10:18Speaker 1: You've got to put forth your maximum effort at whatever
- 10:22Speaker 1: role you're trying to accomplish. Lord have mercy. Man. How
- 10:26Speaker 1: about today, though, y'all? How about today? Today is a
- 10:29Speaker 1: good one. Let's make today today. Let's get out of that.
- 10:32Speaker 1: Let's get on with it. Stop hesitating, stop delaying, stop procrastinate,
- 10:37Speaker 1: start today. Watch God have something to put his finger
- 10:42Speaker 1: on there. And that's all you're trying to do. Man,
- 10:44Speaker 1: to line yourself up with God's grace, you gotta put
- 10:47Speaker 1: out a lot of effort so God can put his
- 10:50Speaker 1: finger on something. You feel me today? I shall hope
- 10:53Speaker 1: you do, because I'm on one today. Let's go. You're
- 10:56Speaker 1: listening to ladies and gentlemen. Now have your attention. Please
- 11:04Speaker 1: this entire morning show. It's being dedicated to carry off
- 11:11Speaker 1: home pigeon trainers. What is that? People who have pigeons
- 11:20Speaker 1: who fly notes places and bring them back strapped to
- 11:24Speaker 1: their legs. This is also debt. It dedicated to people
- 11:30Speaker 1: to the preservation of hummingbirds. Welcome. Nobody ever talked about
- 11:36Speaker 1: the people. Yeah, I love hummingbirds, and that's stuff for
- 11:40Speaker 1: the preservation of hummingbirds. And for those who run a
- 11:45Speaker 1: delivery servy for carrier messaging home pigeons. Your battery out.
- 11:59Speaker 1: You gotta get it, man, your battery out? Where your pigeon? Yeah?
- 12:05Speaker 1: The raving Good morning, Steve Hey, Hello everyone, Carl Hey,
- 12:13Speaker 1: Steve Hey, Shirley, cruel tip, Tommy morning. Everybody. Bring it up.
- 12:21Speaker 1: We got the best voice radio and the worst voice.
- 12:25Speaker 1: I guess I'm the best. Why would I take the
- 12:32Speaker 1: worst voice? You own it? Food. You ain't top of
- 12:38Speaker 1: the morning Steve calling Shirley and Junior boy. What do
- 12:41Speaker 1: you do? What it man? It's good day to day, man,
- 12:44Speaker 1: good day to day. It's a little dark, but this
- 12:48Speaker 1: is gonna be a good day. What do you mean
- 12:50Speaker 1: by that? It's dark outside. Well, yeah, it'll lighten up
- 12:56Speaker 1: sunrise on, it'll lighten up. Please lord, if you don't,
- 13:04Speaker 1: according to the guys said, we're gonna lose it in September.
- 13:10Speaker 1: So this guy who's saying that the world is gonna
- 13:12Speaker 1: end as numerology and in September, what is he doing
- 13:17Speaker 1: in August? I really other than telling folks, I want
- 13:21Speaker 1: to know what he's doing in August to get ready.
- 13:27Speaker 1: There's gonna be a solar eclipse in August one. Oh
- 13:31Speaker 1: that's my wedding anniversary. Not no more right after that? Ye,
- 13:39Speaker 1: is there a party or anything? Ain't no party being.
- 13:42Speaker 1: But we can have our own parties, the end of
- 13:44Speaker 1: the world parties. This is it parties. Yeah, this is it.
- 13:47Speaker 1: This bucket list pert, make no mistake who you are.
- 13:53Speaker 1: What is on your bucket listing? You've you've done so
- 13:56Speaker 1: much on my bucket list? Wow, I don't really have
- 13:58Speaker 1: a bucket list. I have a dream board. I don't
- 14:01Speaker 1: want to kick nothing. Yeah you want to. I got
- 14:06Speaker 1: a little list. I don't know, man, I don't know.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Asking me that on something else? I need time? What's
- 14:11Speaker 1: on your dream board? Can you share that? Yeah? Does
- 14:15Speaker 1: that look on your face is like I got some
- 14:17Speaker 1: stuff on my dream board that he keep looking at
- 14:20Speaker 1: it though it's a dollar amount, like a million dollars.
- 14:25Speaker 1: I didn't frown like resulted you. I didn't frown. Did
- 14:30Speaker 1: was that we're talking about it? Okaything funny with Junior
- 14:35Speaker 1: truth be told coming up right Afterno and Roscoe Wallace
- 14:39Speaker 1: is going to visit as well. You're listening to Steve
- 14:44Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, we're now before we do. Okay,
- 14:49Speaker 1: I did not frown when Shirley said, what did you
- 14:52Speaker 1: say to me? Well, I asked you what was on
- 14:54Speaker 1: your dream board and a dollar amount and then you
- 14:59Speaker 1: paused a on time and I said, what like a
- 15:01Speaker 1: million dollars? And then you had a grimace and Millie
- 15:11Speaker 1: about I'm uppity, okay, saying let me ask you a question.
- 15:19Speaker 1: You've got a great truck, a new truck you ball
- 15:22Speaker 1: year ago. So yeah, so I mean when you came
- 15:25Speaker 1: over to my house. Yeah, you have that truck right yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 1: Now on your dream board, it's the same truck on
- 15:34Speaker 1: your dream No it's not on that Okay, No, no
- 15:37Speaker 1: it's not, Scott, it is not on that. Am. You're
- 15:40Speaker 1: talking about the same million you don't want to discuss
- 15:43Speaker 1: that's what he's saying. Oh, that's what that was. Okay, Okay,
- 15:49Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know he was using that. I'm
- 15:52Speaker 1: just tying. Why would I mean, I'm frowning out a million,
- 15:56Speaker 1: but I have done that over shows. So do you
- 16:02Speaker 1: realize how I reach you up? Yeah? I think? Do
- 16:08Speaker 1: you think you obsessed with it? You don't want to answer.
- 16:14Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not. I work towards it a lot,
- 16:18Speaker 1: mm hmm. But let me ask you a question, though.
- 16:23Speaker 1: You gotta work towards something. Yeah, I'm not obsessed more.
- 16:29Speaker 1: I am with the vision of what it accomplishes for
- 16:32Speaker 1: others and me because like right now, I'm I'm in
- 16:37Speaker 1: the game primarily primarily for my grandkids. Are you enjoying it?
- 16:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I love my work,
- 16:47Speaker 1: I really do, but I'm in it for the grandkids
- 16:50Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. See, two shows. I make enough in
- 16:55Speaker 1: two shows to have a lifestyle, a really, really good lifestyle.
- 17:00Speaker 1: The rest of it is for them to set aside,
- 17:04Speaker 1: because I can't leave them the shows and I can't
- 17:06Speaker 1: leave them these jokes. So I gotta build some type
- 17:09Speaker 1: of empire, some type of business. Structure to leave my son,
- 17:14Speaker 1: like my son Steve is working hard to learn my
- 17:17Speaker 1: business so he could take something over. I want my
- 17:20Speaker 1: children's children. I want my grandchildren's children to know my name.
- 17:25Speaker 1: He's stirring up for them, and the only way for
- 17:28Speaker 1: them to know your name is you gotta leave them.
- 17:30Speaker 1: So do you have a portrait in your portrait? Does
- 17:34Speaker 1: he have a portrait of him? You can't write it down?
- 17:37Speaker 1: Say your great great grandfather's Yeah, just hey, y'all, I
- 17:47Speaker 1: ain't never met y'all, but I'm I'm your great grandfather's
- 17:50Speaker 1: the harf. That ain't work. Yeah, well, my nephew is
- 17:55Speaker 1: going to be disappointed as of right now. He don't
- 17:58Speaker 1: even love me. What no, no, not not what he if?
- 18:03Speaker 1: He doing that? Yeah, I've been not living. Let him
- 18:07Speaker 1: hear him? Okay, you could be told in Roscoe, Well Roscoe,
- 18:15Speaker 1: ready for Roscoe. I go get him. Okay, let's go.
- 18:19Speaker 1: He's gonna turn around and what he did. We're going over, Mabe,
- 18:28Speaker 1: Roscoe turn around the chick like you said? That was
- 18:33Speaker 1: he I'll go back. Baby was up? Julia? What's Roscoe?
- 18:40Speaker 1: We're going on Tomic town? What's going on? Man? My
- 18:44Speaker 1: dog my dog, my dog. We're going Hey, Roscoe, I
- 18:48Speaker 1: like that. I like that, Yeah, right there, thank you?
- 18:52Speaker 1: Something different. I like that blonde yea, you know i'
- 18:55Speaker 1: the head white girl. Yeah, you got that blond. Black
- 19:02Speaker 1: women have blond. Try get out of here. We were
- 19:06Speaker 1: talking about what's up? Call? What's up? Roscoe? What's happened me?
- 19:17Speaker 1: We're going on with Y'all's that glass on? You round? Cool?
- 19:26Speaker 1: Follow me? How you know I wrote that? You wrote, yeah,
- 19:30Speaker 1: you know it's a long round. You got be cool?
- 19:33Speaker 1: I wrote that. I wrote over George, Really man, I
- 19:38Speaker 1: didn't even I know you know a lot of people,
- 19:40Speaker 1: but I did not expect you to stay right. Yeah, yeah,
- 19:43Speaker 1: I know that. Good good God, you're back already. When
- 19:51Speaker 1: did you write it? Tell us what happened? I actually
- 19:53Speaker 1: wrote p funk back in nineteen twenty nine. Funk wasn't
- 20:00Speaker 1: even a word. Back then. Pump wasn't the word. You
- 20:03Speaker 1: ain't know nobody that mentioned the word fun. Nobody mentioned
- 20:08Speaker 1: word phone, but p phone on cut fo. You know
- 20:20Speaker 1: the depression? It was depression and what the wall? Will?
- 20:24Speaker 1: We stand in line? Every day? Was soup kitchen. You're
- 20:27Speaker 1: trying to get some eat? And we said in line
- 20:29Speaker 1: that sup kitchen and sometimes the line with your loan,
- 20:33Speaker 1: and you know, we all means like you know, they
- 20:36Speaker 1: just get the wall and be on the wall when
- 20:39Speaker 1: you go by there every day. Then out there sun
- 20:42Speaker 1: and with that p on the wall. And somebody said, man,
- 20:45Speaker 1: this show's taking here. And I said, well that p
- 20:48Speaker 1: phone that makes a lot of sense and so strong.
- 20:56Speaker 1: I said, don't cut. It's unco like a bone. And
- 21:06Speaker 1: then then I kept that in my heart and when
- 21:08Speaker 1: I met George Clinton because I was away, you know,
- 21:11Speaker 1: and I just gave it to But what year was
- 21:14Speaker 1: that when you met George Clinton? Because you wrote the
- 21:16Speaker 1: song in nineteen nine, yet send it to Yeah, many years. Yeah,
- 21:23Speaker 1: you know all in my mind. Come give me something quick. Phones. Well,
- 21:28Speaker 1: you know there's a nemerologist out there. Come back, I'll
- 21:30Speaker 1: come back. I'm come back to talk with Tommy. Come on, okay,
- 21:35Speaker 1: all right, well we'll do that, nephew, Tommy. There's a
- 21:40Speaker 1: nemerologist out there. His name is David Mead. He's saying
- 21:43Speaker 1: that the world is going to end next month. Right out,
- 21:47Speaker 1: we'll come back thereby it'll be back. We will be back.
- 21:51Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Ruscoe is
- 21:56Speaker 1: stilling her with us still here when we left you
- 22:00Speaker 1: only reason up still yet? Know why, go boy, you
- 22:02Speaker 1: got the wagerlhead and didn't doing something to white girl.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Hair is just blonde blond, you know, blonde show Mommy
- 22:12Speaker 1: white Girl Junior. The time of town, big boy. Want
- 22:20Speaker 1: to dude, man, we're going on player? What the blue hat?
- 22:24Speaker 1: It's up? Here're gonna go down? Came the shows calling.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I'm listening, and you're saying you wrote this. That's what
- 22:34Speaker 1: I wrote the words to it. I thought p funk
- 22:38Speaker 1: was short for parliament funker. That's what I thought. Carlin John.
- 22:42Speaker 1: It was down in the nineties. Understand the water, shoot kitchen,
- 22:46Speaker 1: pete on wall, p fonk on this show. Come on,
- 22:51Speaker 1: let's go now, come on joggling in a cat that's
- 22:57Speaker 1: only right there. Thank you so much. They much. I
- 23:01Speaker 1: didn't come up with that, Roscoe. Make my pump funk
- 23:04Speaker 1: the p funk. I wanted to get funked up? How
- 23:06Speaker 1: you come up with that? Well? See where you you
- 23:07Speaker 1: know it all like I go twenty that right, and
- 23:12Speaker 1: when the game was the mother day time. You know,
- 23:14Speaker 1: George Clinton, I told George George George actually was sick.
- 23:19Speaker 1: George Clinton was sickly yall top boys. How oh you
- 23:24Speaker 1: know I'm like that. Yeah, knew him like that. Well,
- 23:26Speaker 1: I knew it daddy who was his daddy? Bill Clinton
- 23:33Speaker 1: about it? So you know I knew it daddy Bill Clinton,
- 23:40Speaker 1: but not Bill Clinton the president. It would be b
- 23:45Speaker 1: Clinton black Bill Clinton the other. So I went on
- 23:54Speaker 1: it out and George was sick, you know, wasn't the
- 23:58Speaker 1: stomach was just talk. He ain't something bad, and he
- 24:02Speaker 1: was just here, just be hunted. When you head died
- 24:05Speaker 1: real yeah, And so I told him I didn't look
- 24:08Speaker 1: just shooting up. You didn't call you lose right now?
- 24:10Speaker 1: Once you put a town on in like a dipple.
- 24:13Speaker 1: And that when he started wearing him diving, and then
- 24:15Speaker 1: I told him, yeah he had then when he come
- 24:19Speaker 1: out on stage and the dive, he just kept it.
- 24:21Speaker 1: From that time he got sick, and I said, boy,
- 24:25Speaker 1: you're gonna make this p on the people making I
- 24:29Speaker 1: want whatever. Like I was telling you, the numerologists are
- 24:38Speaker 1: saying that next month the world is going to come
- 24:41Speaker 1: to an end. Next month. This is August. So he's
- 24:44Speaker 1: sang in September. You believe that he white? Well, I
- 24:49Speaker 1: don't know his name is David mean, yeah, I don't know.
- 24:52Speaker 1: I would I don't know, black girl, you can only
- 24:55Speaker 1: assume you don't know. Ain't no black people predicting the
- 24:59Speaker 1: end of the not for the first coming, and we
- 25:04Speaker 1: need to be here for yeah, not before Jesus comes back. No,
- 25:09Speaker 1: that's the only one we're banging. Don't coming back and
- 25:11Speaker 1: Christ after that. We don't know nothing about it, So
- 25:15Speaker 1: you know, always don't don't worry about They ain't gonna
- 25:17Speaker 1: have Moe nwmerale how God ain't who nobody but here?
- 25:20Speaker 1: The Lord said, no, man know if the time on
- 25:23Speaker 1: the our when I come back. You know when I
- 25:26Speaker 1: learned that from t D T Busum t d J. Oh,
- 25:30Speaker 1: y'all call him. I could call him t D. You
- 25:33Speaker 1: know him to y'all close enough for you to just
- 25:35Speaker 1: say t D call don't call him visual. I knew himfore.
- 25:38Speaker 1: It be oh, yeah, use your t d J. We
- 25:45Speaker 1: call him t D for whole new PD actually staying
- 25:49Speaker 1: for taddown because he used to work construction. You take half,
- 25:54Speaker 1: so weld cawn Jake. So they started and then he
- 26:00Speaker 1: got saved. He threw Busum in front of him and
- 26:02Speaker 1: anybody know it was in the town. Could he building
- 26:04Speaker 1: up so many people dan down housing out housing to
- 26:08Speaker 1: build nough savers old So it's not calling bu T
- 26:11Speaker 1: d J. And so I just cauched out to call TV.
- 26:14Speaker 1: How did he get the name? Come up with the
- 26:16Speaker 1: name of the Potter's House for its church. Well, the
- 26:18Speaker 1: Potter's House he was again once again. I knew his daddy.
- 26:21Speaker 1: We was in the soup kitchen line on the nineteen
- 26:24Speaker 1: twenty name And after I told Joy cleaning the name
- 26:28Speaker 1: the p phone and his daddy was standing in the
- 26:31Speaker 1: same same suit kitchen land, same wall where they used
- 26:35Speaker 1: to yearnd on the strong. Then he cleaned up. He
- 26:38Speaker 1: called it Potter House. He tell the baby, you gotta
- 26:42Speaker 1: go to party. So that what they called it the
- 26:45Speaker 1: Potter House because he takes he take somebody there, staking
- 26:49Speaker 1: and all drained up and smell urine and clean them up.
- 26:52Speaker 1: And Mr Potty House he played c D and the party.
- 26:58Speaker 1: How they cleaned people. So you're coming here, it look
- 27:02Speaker 1: like a party. When you leave him, you clean my
- 27:05Speaker 1: bad because I thought it was Potter's house, you know,
- 27:07Speaker 1: like you potter, a clay potter, like mold somewhe that's
- 27:12Speaker 1: what it is three wrongs. Well who and who is
- 27:19Speaker 1: the pottery? The lord? The Lord would be the potter.
- 27:23Speaker 1: He would mold you how he wants you to be right.
- 27:26Speaker 1: So that's what you think it is. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
- 27:30Speaker 1: definitely think what it is. So your version is what again? Well,
- 27:35Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you. I'm just trying to
- 27:36Speaker 1: get inside travel wood head. Okay, I'm sure a Bishop
- 27:40Speaker 1: t D. Jake's listens. Well, I don't know what t
- 27:42Speaker 1: D told you, And he's been a guest on the
- 27:46Speaker 1: show several times. I heard a man bringing on one
- 27:49Speaker 1: time to Gil, bringing on one time to Gi. You
- 27:53Speaker 1: and the bishop, come on, you can clear this whole
- 27:56Speaker 1: thing up. We got clean man. They never lie. He
- 28:01Speaker 1: just tell you truth. You know what and what it is?
- 28:04Speaker 1: What the hell going on? Leave it up? What you need?
- 28:09Speaker 1: You know. The New England Patriots, the football team. I
- 28:14Speaker 1: heard that they just bought themselves two planes. Two airplanes
- 28:18Speaker 1: they bought the team bought them two private jets for themselves.
- 28:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, they got that. They ain't teammate about nothing,
- 28:24Speaker 1: white man crab about that team teammate bought nothing and
- 28:31Speaker 1: black boy they make about correct. All the seats are
- 28:38Speaker 1: like first class seats. They can go all the way
- 28:40Speaker 1: back some of them, you know, so when they travel along,
- 28:42Speaker 1: well they win it in game, you laid the black
- 28:45Speaker 1: head back. They running and making it only touchdown. Then
- 28:48Speaker 1: they got to s being coach. What if economy clad
- 28:52Speaker 1: maybe get it, maybe get entry economy limo room, you
- 28:55Speaker 1: got what you big and football player playing. Rob Cram
- 28:58Speaker 1: new that Tom Brady got her on blame. Oh he does.
- 29:04Speaker 1: He's not gonna fly with the team where he got
- 29:07Speaker 1: what he got on blame? No, Tom Brady make all
- 29:10Speaker 1: kinds of money man, that white girl model. Oh yeah, Giselle.
- 29:15Speaker 1: M hm, that's not her name? Gabby, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby who? No,
- 29:22Speaker 1: Tom Brady right, her name is Giselle, Giselle. We call
- 29:26Speaker 1: it Gabby for show. How do you get Gabby out
- 29:32Speaker 1: of Giselle? But yeah, you know, you know we had
- 29:35Speaker 1: a calling something, you know, when don't you meet her?
- 29:38Speaker 1: You knew her? I don't know her. Oh what was
- 29:44Speaker 1: her her dad? What was his name? Phileo Macastle from Brazil, Brazil? Yes,
- 29:55Speaker 1: Gab get Gaiselle. I don't know. I take about man,
- 29:59Speaker 1: I meet him fro stand outside of all I was
- 30:05Speaker 1: saying I was saying welcoming people to the affall you're
- 30:08Speaker 1: doing the welcome. I'm just saying, you know what, if
- 30:23Speaker 1: we have to go, Roscoe very exciting and interesting as
- 30:27Speaker 1: always coming up at the top of the hour, Girl
- 30:32Speaker 1: with our national news, White Girl, I'm not white. We
- 30:39Speaker 1: will be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Miss Anna standing by with today's national news. Opening arguments
- 30:50Speaker 1: have begun in the Taylor Swift battle. This is a
- 30:53Speaker 1: legal battle against DJ David Mueller. Taylor was in the
- 30:58Speaker 1: Denver courtroom as lawyers for both sides began their argument.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Taylor's lawyer, Douglas ball Ridge, told jurors that Taylor was
- 31:05Speaker 1: absolutely certain she was sexually assaulted by the DJ, who
- 31:09Speaker 1: Taylor says grabbed her butt cheek. Mueller, who is seeking
- 31:13Speaker 1: three million dollars, is claiming he was fired because of
- 31:16Speaker 1: Taylor's fraudulent claims, and his lawyer acknowledged that while it's
- 31:20Speaker 1: offensive and wrong to touch a woman inappropriately, he added,
- 31:24Speaker 1: falsely accusing some of someone of inappropriate touching is equally
- 31:29Speaker 1: offensive and wrong. Taylor is countersuing Mueller is a Mueller
- 31:34Speaker 1: a symbolic um Taylor is countersuing Mueller a symbolic dollar
- 31:39Speaker 1: to show others you can always say no. So he's
- 31:43Speaker 1: suing her for three million. She's suing him for a dollar.
- 31:47Speaker 1: So this guy gets fired because he was a Taylor.
- 31:51Speaker 1: He grabbed her butture. She said that he did that,
- 31:55Speaker 1: so the radio station fired him. So he sued her
- 31:58Speaker 1: for three million million. She is countersuing him for one
- 32:02Speaker 1: dollar a dollar because she said, you did this principle. Yeah,
- 32:06Speaker 1: and it's the principle of it. So now they're in
- 32:08Speaker 1: court right now. Is he saying he didn't do it? Yeah,
- 32:11Speaker 1: he's saying that his boss did it it. Does anybody
- 32:15Speaker 1: have a picture of him holding it in his hand? Well,
- 32:19Speaker 1: I mean it stopped him at the moment when he
- 32:21Speaker 1: was doing it. She was appalled by what he was
- 32:23Speaker 1: doing allegedly, so she's countersuing him. I like that. I
- 32:28Speaker 1: like that she's sticking up for she has to because
- 32:31Speaker 1: I'm sure it happens a lot and people just let
- 32:34Speaker 1: it go, you know what I mean, People just let
- 32:36Speaker 1: it go, And she's just standing up. She wants to
- 32:38Speaker 1: stop the sexual harassment. So good for her, good for her. Celebrities.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Another case, the celebrities saying enough celebrities fighting back, But
- 32:52Speaker 1: are you showing the picture? Is that the picture? I
- 32:55Speaker 1: can sue somebody to grab my book, and my book
- 32:57Speaker 1: get grabbed the yeah, really be grabbing it, they'd be
- 33:01Speaker 1: just hugging you run your waist in your asses hat.
- 33:06Speaker 1: Judging from the angle on the pigeon, yeah, can't you
- 33:12Speaker 1: can't tell. You don't know. Well, well, from the look
- 33:16Speaker 1: of the picture, it looks like he is grabbing her
- 33:18Speaker 1: button from from it looks like his hand. It looks
- 33:21Speaker 1: like his hand is clearly on her Oh hell yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 33:26Speaker 1: it looks like reason his hand down because he's not
- 33:32Speaker 1: down there in the air. Yeah, it's not around the
- 33:34Speaker 1: waist like most people take pictures around the waist his down.
- 33:39Speaker 1: H I love Tyler Swift's stand. Yes she is, Yes
- 33:45Speaker 1: she is? Yea yeah, all right. Well good for Taylor though,
- 33:49Speaker 1: really you're standing up for herself. And that's the way
- 33:52Speaker 1: the climate is in the world today. If a guy
- 33:56Speaker 1: grabs a woman's but he out, he out, and you
- 34:00Speaker 1: gotta know that. Yeah, I've let it go before. What
- 34:04Speaker 1: do you mean somebody's grabbed your button? You know, I
- 34:08Speaker 1: just but when they grab a man they're just trying
- 34:11Speaker 1: to me round my way. Well it was an accident
- 34:15Speaker 1: when they man. Yeah, but you have a high as
- 34:18Speaker 1: a lot of I know when I'm going a lot
- 34:20Speaker 1: of people. I've had people pat you on your back
- 34:22Speaker 1: and then you complain about, hey, not high enough because
- 34:27Speaker 1: like people normally have to patch you on the top
- 34:29Speaker 1: of your head because anywhere in your neck area, your
- 34:31Speaker 1: asses up there. I've seen people have to just pat
- 34:35Speaker 1: you on the top of the head. I don't pat
- 34:37Speaker 1: you on the back area, said area, Like you can
- 34:42Speaker 1: touch him on the front of the shoulder, but not
- 34:44Speaker 1: back that by the blade. Yeah. O. Like when Timmy
- 34:54Speaker 1: reached back there to get his wallet, it's easy. What
- 34:58Speaker 1: do you mean why does wouldn't get his wallet right
- 35:01Speaker 1: off back show? He just goes over you. Yeah, yeah,
- 35:14Speaker 1: while it comes right out and right up right behind
- 35:18Speaker 1: his show. We always find ourselves in this position because
- 35:21Speaker 1: we're always talking about something insane. When it's time to
- 35:24Speaker 1: introduce miss and so please do it as uh, ladies
- 35:28Speaker 1: and gentlemen without further and trip, thank you. Okay, this
- 35:35Speaker 1: is and trip everybody, and here we go. The rhetoric
- 35:38Speaker 1: continues to escalate between the Trump administration and Pyongyang. So
- 35:42Speaker 1: now it's Defense Secretary James Mathis, he's warning North Korea
- 35:46Speaker 1: that it would quickly lose any conflict that it got
- 35:48Speaker 1: into with the U S and its allies. Mattis says
- 35:51Speaker 1: bluntly that North Korea needs to cease any actions that
- 35:54Speaker 1: would quote lead to the end of its regime and
- 35:56Speaker 1: the destruction of its people. That was his quote, because
- 35:59Speaker 1: he says be grossly overmatched by the U S. Maddness
- 36:02Speaker 1: is remarkable. Course, comes on the heels of President Trump's
- 36:05Speaker 1: promise to quote rain fire and fury on North Korea
- 36:08Speaker 1: if it threatens the United States. Now Korea, for it's part,
- 36:11Speaker 1: is saying that it's going to be sending some fire
- 36:13Speaker 1: or something towards Guam. So we're gonna see what happens.
- 36:15Speaker 1: Course to folks in Guam rather nervous about that. It's
- 36:18Speaker 1: being reported that the FBI has raided the Virginia home
- 36:21Speaker 1: of Paul Manaford, who was Donald Trump's presidential camp campaign manager,
- 36:25Speaker 1: looking for paperwork related to the alleged Russian meddling in
- 36:28Speaker 1: the election. Took a lot of paperwork out of there.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Paul Manafort says he is cooperating fully. A massive government
- 36:34Speaker 1: report on climate change has been leaked to summarize his
- 36:37Speaker 1: current climate change signs from various government agencies, concluding that
- 36:41Speaker 1: global warming is both man made and potentially dangerous. However,
- 36:45Speaker 1: the statement is that odds with the views of many
- 36:47Speaker 1: Trump administration officials and their supporters, which leads Trump's ambassador
- 36:50Speaker 1: to the UN, NICKI Haley, with an interesting take on
- 36:53Speaker 1: the issue. Representative representative community in any case. Residents in
- 36:59Speaker 1: business is in New Orleans are upset over the flooded
- 37:02Speaker 1: out stores and basements that resulted from last week's heavy rains.
- 37:05Speaker 1: They say flooding resulted from problems with pumping stations that
- 37:08Speaker 1: they accused some city officials of having lied about. Initially,
- 37:12Speaker 1: officials the Sewage and Water boards say all the Crescent
- 37:14Speaker 1: Cities pumping stations were fully operational. It turned out that
- 37:18Speaker 1: some pumps they were only running at two thirds capacity.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Lamon Stewart was ahead of one of the biggest Mardi
- 37:23Speaker 1: Gras mass camps, and he says that they should have
- 37:25Speaker 1: known what was going on. They had. The Sewage and
- 37:27Speaker 1: Waterboard re poorly planning to retire this year. President Trump
- 37:30Speaker 1: schedule to return to Trump Tower on Sunday for three nights,
- 37:32Speaker 1: and today is National Lazy Day and National Spoil your
- 37:35Speaker 1: Pet Day, whether you have a cat or a dog. Now, Eugene,
- 37:39Speaker 1: the Butterfly coming up twenty minutes after the hour. Stay
- 37:41Speaker 1: tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to
- 37:44Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve
- 37:47Speaker 1: introduced the butterfly. Please let's get standing there coming on
- 37:55Speaker 1: in weeks, ladies and gentlemen, Eugene, no love, could you
- 38:00Speaker 1: do a little you know what, I'm not gonna do it.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, Um, Stephen, Tommy Shirley, Carllege Junior, Good morning,
- 38:07Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, this is good morning. Your spirit,
- 38:13Speaker 1: get your spirits up, butterfly. You know what, I'm good.
- 38:16Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let nobody steal my jaw it. You know,
- 38:19Speaker 1: this week it's time to get ready. It's back to
- 38:22Speaker 1: school next week for all of the children. A lot
- 38:24Speaker 1: of kids already started to Yeah, it's back to school,
- 38:27Speaker 1: okay for people are getting their children ready. And I
- 38:30Speaker 1: remember when I used to get handling gral ready those
- 38:32Speaker 1: are my twins and oh my god. So I'm going
- 38:35Speaker 1: to give you all some pointers. Alright, then you can
- 38:38Speaker 1: use for your children getting ready to go back to school. Okay,
- 38:40Speaker 1: I'm listening. This is the first thing. Start putting your
- 38:43Speaker 1: child to bed early, alright, seven thirty eight o'clock. Let's
- 38:47Speaker 1: get them in bed. That's gonna get them in the
- 38:49Speaker 1: system of next week. You gotta start getting you about
- 38:51Speaker 1: up early, alright, because when you get up, you know
- 38:53Speaker 1: you gotta be I'm late, You're gonna be cranky in
- 38:55Speaker 1: the morning. Suggestion is a little early. I'll go with
- 38:59Speaker 1: it's still daylight. But it's still daylight, turn the light
- 39:04Speaker 1: out in the room, and go to bay Sunday. He
- 39:08Speaker 1: doesn't sound like he should be around kids because he
- 39:12Speaker 1: don't have well, you don't have to write tone stark
- 39:15Speaker 1: outside do get in that bay? Right? What was round
- 39:20Speaker 1: with that? That's what my mommyans to diad to me children. Well,
- 39:23Speaker 1: here's what else your children need to do Sundays on Sunday,
- 39:28Speaker 1: ironed all your clothes for the week. Yeah, remember he
- 39:35Speaker 1: did your clothes for the week, for the week for
- 39:40Speaker 1: the week. Yes, sure, iron the night before, but we
- 39:47Speaker 1: get it out to work. Okay, here's my thing I
- 39:51Speaker 1: want you. Here's what every child should do. Read ten
- 39:54Speaker 1: pages out of a book, A day. That's my favorite
- 39:57Speaker 1: one so far. Ten pages read, ten pages out of
- 40:01Speaker 1: a day. Now, But I'm not no chime, you're gonna
- 40:05Speaker 1: quit talking to me like I want to. Now, let's
- 40:07Speaker 1: move forward. I've gotten to the point I'm not I'm
- 40:10Speaker 1: just not gonna take it from him now, I'm not. Well,
- 40:13Speaker 1: you're gonna came on and told you that you really
- 40:17Speaker 1: were primarily the one that was wrong in this relationship.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Now it's really you. But you were able to camouflage,
- 40:24Speaker 1: and you're able to camouflage like you do everything else.
- 40:27Speaker 1: You don't know how to talk in front of a therapist,
- 40:29Speaker 1: and I do. So you lost if you will open
- 40:34Speaker 1: up and being yourself. You have been cutting the canon
- 40:36Speaker 1: like you always do. But you're gonna get what the
- 40:38Speaker 1: doctor get here. You somebody there, Well, that's the game,
- 40:41Speaker 1: and you don't know how to play yet. Don't nobody
- 40:42Speaker 1: commit murder, but you're playing hang in therapy. Well, you
- 40:47Speaker 1: don't rob the bank with the police sitting out. Damn.
- 40:52Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve
- 40:57Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is um Well he is talking about
- 41:00Speaker 1: his upcoming opponent. You know this in an inn of
- 41:03Speaker 1: going you're going to be okay, congratulations, let us know
- 41:11Speaker 1: how that goes. Well, we'll watch this. Bi Yeah, I
- 41:15Speaker 1: got invited. Guy, you gotta invited. You can't put anybody
- 41:19Speaker 1: one anybody? Did you already fight somebody here? He said?
- 41:25Speaker 1: He said, I got invited by a guy can't put
- 41:27Speaker 1: anyone else on his plane. Detail, you're way too small,
- 41:35Speaker 1: that's all right. On the plane You're not boom. I
- 41:39Speaker 1: ain't got to be. And the dude that invited me
- 41:41Speaker 1: is bigger than mere right, You're going to the fight though.
- 41:53Speaker 1: So In an interview with Stephen A. Smith of ESPN,
- 41:56Speaker 1: of Course, the boxer Floyd Mayweather explained why McGregor has
- 42:00Speaker 1: some advantages for the August bout a man that has
- 42:05Speaker 1: never fought in the boxing ring. It's going to be
- 42:08Speaker 1: in a boxing ring with someone who is on the
- 42:11Speaker 1: record that he is TV the best ever. Is he
- 42:16Speaker 1: truly worthy of being in the ring with you? He's taller,
- 42:20Speaker 1: has a longer reach, he's a bigger man from top
- 42:24Speaker 1: to bottom, a lot younger, so youth is on his side.
- 42:28Speaker 1: And I've been off a couple of years so and
- 42:31Speaker 1: now I'm in my forties. So you know, if you
- 42:34Speaker 1: look at everything on paper, it leans towards Connor McGregor.
- 42:38Speaker 1: Wow paper, he's saying on paper it looks like Connor
- 42:42Speaker 1: McGregor should win this fight. And in real life, okay,
- 42:49Speaker 1: it's not his pay to toddring. Wow man. And it's
- 43:00Speaker 1: amazing how they're selling this fight. But they're selling it.
- 43:03Speaker 1: It's selling to let me sell out. If you fight
- 43:08Speaker 1: and they boxed, and Mayweather comes in there to do
- 43:10Speaker 1: what he do, he's gonna warn me. He's gonna warn me,
- 43:13Speaker 1: real nice. I don't care how young is. Boxing is
- 43:17Speaker 1: a skill now if you talk about grappling and kicking
- 43:21Speaker 1: and rastling, here kill Mayweather. But we ain't what we're
- 43:24Speaker 1: gonna do. So so Connor McGregor is going to boxowe
- 43:29Speaker 1: he has. He's not a boxer, he's a fight he's
- 43:34Speaker 1: just he knows how to box. He hits really hard
- 43:39Speaker 1: in the ring. But what hey, he has never seen
- 43:42Speaker 1: Floyd mayweather speed and skills set and he's never can't
- 43:51Speaker 1: killing that flow five days, get rid of the brand.
- 44:01Speaker 1: We got fruit and stuff, we got all right, let's
- 44:05Speaker 1: go on, let's listen more to what Floyd has to say.
- 44:08Speaker 1: I gotta go down, I gotta go to him. Are
- 44:10Speaker 1: you saying that you're going to go to Connor McGregor,
- 44:13Speaker 1: You're not going to back up, You're going to go
- 44:15Speaker 1: to him. Have to go to him. Why Because the
- 44:19Speaker 1: public for the pack Yard Fight says they wasn't pleased
- 44:21Speaker 1: with the pack Yard Fight, They're gonna be pleased with
- 44:23Speaker 1: this fight right here? Man. I love his honesty. He's
- 44:26Speaker 1: very transparent. Now he gonna get He gonna warm this
- 44:29Speaker 1: boy because he tied all that mess he's been talking.
- 44:32Speaker 1: He gonna warming. I think the boy gonna him. Know.
- 44:35Speaker 1: I think that if Floyd focuses and do what he do,
- 44:39Speaker 1: he's gonna whip this boy something tremendous. And I think
- 44:43Speaker 1: he's gonna put him on because I think he's aggravated
- 44:47Speaker 1: with the trash that this dude is talking. Do you
- 44:51Speaker 1: the ratio remarks? I agree? Do you think this boy
- 44:56Speaker 1: can catch you? Connor can catch Do you think I
- 45:00Speaker 1: can care Floyd? No? I mean, look, anybody could get hit,
- 45:05Speaker 1: but Floyd got a chance to now hold up. Ain't
- 45:09Speaker 1: know one punch gonna knock Florida. You got to hit
- 45:11Speaker 1: him to get to one punch in. Now, the best
- 45:13Speaker 1: boxes in the world ain't knocked him out and he
- 45:18Speaker 1: didn't go that right, So he has a chance. Right now,
- 45:22Speaker 1: this boy McGregor is about to learn what boxes do.
- 45:28Speaker 1: The art is a skill set in there, man, And
- 45:31Speaker 1: I just don't think that he has he don't. I
- 45:33Speaker 1: don't think he don't. Was a golden gloves first of all.
- 45:37Speaker 1: Let's understand something. Fighting in the gloves and fighting pros
- 45:41Speaker 1: two different fights. Nephew, tell me prank phone called coming up.
- 45:46Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at
- 45:50Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
- 45:52Speaker 1: the hour, I get ready for today's Strawberry letter. But
- 45:56Speaker 1: up next, nephew, Tommy, what do you have in the prank?
- 45:59Speaker 1: Call our kids? Ms? Helen was was aqua booky? Right? Oh? Yeah,
- 46:07Speaker 1: that was her favor. She loved that one. So I
- 46:09Speaker 1: gotta say, before my dad left you can I have
- 46:12Speaker 1: your kidney? He ran that in his truck over and
- 46:18Speaker 1: can I have yo kidney? Take a lesson? Hello? Hello,
- 46:25Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a brother, Conny. This is how
- 46:30Speaker 1: you doing, bro? This is Deacon Patterson called him from
- 46:32Speaker 1: the church. How you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're
- 46:35Speaker 1: doing fun And you see I'm I'm doing good, doing good.
- 46:39Speaker 1: You know the churches behind you on what you're going through.
- 46:41Speaker 1: When we were praying for you, man, we know all
- 46:43Speaker 1: about the You know you're going in the surgeon on
- 46:46Speaker 1: Friday to get your get your pancers removed. So I
- 46:49Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call, man, have a word
- 46:51Speaker 1: of pray and let you know that we all pulling
- 46:54Speaker 1: for you, and we know that that the man upstairs
- 46:56Speaker 1: are gonna pull you through this successful with God bless
- 46:59Speaker 1: and keep you uh that, deacon, God bless and keep
- 47:02Speaker 1: it because I tell you I'm going through something here.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Me and my wife, we've been talking about it and
- 47:06Speaker 1: we've been praying on it and it She was a
- 47:08Speaker 1: wonderful thing to know that your church is with you
- 47:11Speaker 1: and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I've really had
- 47:14Speaker 1: to take this, this to the Lord. This is a
- 47:17Speaker 1: serious thing with me and U. I ain't never had
- 47:19Speaker 1: an operation before in my life, and I know I
- 47:22Speaker 1: needed my wife and made it clear. The doctor made
- 47:24Speaker 1: it clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon,
- 47:27Speaker 1: and we don't give the victory to who the Yes,
- 47:31Speaker 1: he's the victory. He let me let me have a
- 47:34Speaker 1: word of prayer with your brother Carl, if you don't
- 47:36Speaker 1: mind just about you here from it. Father of God,
- 47:38Speaker 1: we have right now. We have right now that you
- 47:41Speaker 1: touch brother Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please
- 47:44Speaker 1: don't put your hands on him. We asked, Father, that
- 47:47Speaker 1: you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready to
- 47:50Speaker 1: go and literally to put the series thy on it. Yes.
- 47:52Speaker 1: We asked that you make sure that the doctor it's
- 47:56Speaker 1: got a strong I on that moment, walk with him.
- 48:00Speaker 1: We asked that that that he got a steady hand
- 48:02Speaker 1: when he got the scalpel in his hand. We asked
- 48:05Speaker 1: that your hold own to him please as he goes
- 48:08Speaker 1: into a surgeon, because we know it comes side the
- 48:10Speaker 1: moan the victory gonna beloan the brother Connley and the Lord,
- 48:15Speaker 1: thank you Lord. We know all of this, but we
- 48:17Speaker 1: we we asked that you take that pincers and you
- 48:19Speaker 1: remove it out successfullly closing back up like it will
- 48:23Speaker 1: never been into it in before. Walk with me. That's
- 48:26Speaker 1: what we're asking. We asked Your Lord. At the same
- 48:28Speaker 1: time that they're removing this pancreas Lord, we asked that
- 48:32Speaker 1: your reach around his backside and we asked that you
- 48:36Speaker 1: touch his kidney. Lord touch his kidney and make it hold,
- 48:39Speaker 1: make it a hundred and ten percent. We want you
- 48:42Speaker 1: to make that that kidneys like it's been that best kidness. Deacon,
- 48:47Speaker 1: that's deacon, Deacon whoop pa dec yes, you know you're
- 48:51Speaker 1: saying the don sir there, there's nothing wrong with the kidney, Deacon.
- 48:54Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm doing fining. The lord is Lord has deneded. Well,
- 48:57Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pincris. That's what the doctor
- 49:00Speaker 1: is operating, non me forward and that's what they're playing
- 49:03Speaker 1: to remove. So really, my kidney is fine. They did
- 49:06Speaker 1: what they called when they in my eyes and everything
- 49:08Speaker 1: else is fining. They ain't working on nothing but my
- 49:10Speaker 1: pancreas right right right, Well, well, let let me say
- 49:13Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought that up with this, this this
- 49:15Speaker 1: one we want I call you, huh. Of course I
- 49:18Speaker 1: did call to pray for you, you know, because I
- 49:21Speaker 1: want to make show that that that that you make
- 49:23Speaker 1: it through this successfully. But what another the reason why
- 49:25Speaker 1: I'm getting round it is here is uh, what I
- 49:28Speaker 1: want to ask you. And I know we we you
- 49:30Speaker 1: know we've never met face to face. I've seen you
- 49:32Speaker 1: a couple of times, like I said, the church, but
- 49:34Speaker 1: you've been out most time, uh were you with your
- 49:36Speaker 1: sickness and whatnot? But now, what what I was gonna
- 49:39Speaker 1: ask you was yeah, and I know this is I
- 49:43Speaker 1: hate to come at you in the final hour and
- 49:45Speaker 1: you're getting ready to go. He certain and all that,
- 49:48Speaker 1: But if you don't mind it, if you could see
- 49:51Speaker 1: it in your heart to to to see to do
- 49:53Speaker 1: something for somebody else. Um, that's that's the large we are.
- 49:57Speaker 1: You always supposed to have those who right to push it.
- 50:00Speaker 1: And I'm glad you you think like that. It's not
- 50:03Speaker 1: when they go in on Friday morning and and remove
- 50:06Speaker 1: that pincers out. Do do you think that that that
- 50:11Speaker 1: that they could go in and and get one of
- 50:14Speaker 1: your kidneys? Because I need one hold hold on just
- 50:18Speaker 1: mid beacon up what you say, but what you say,
- 50:21Speaker 1: see see see what else. I've been going through myself
- 50:24Speaker 1: with a little ailment, and I'm wondering if if if
- 50:28Speaker 1: I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can
- 50:30Speaker 1: give me one of yours. When they go in and
- 50:31Speaker 1: get your pakers, they're going already to have you open.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Did you say you wanted them to take one of
- 50:36Speaker 1: my kidneys, Yeah, and give it to me because I
- 50:38Speaker 1: need one. You need a kidney? Yeah? What what what
- 50:42Speaker 1: I mean? You already gonna be laying there open? Wait
- 50:44Speaker 1: a minute, Misr. You need a kidney? I need with
- 50:47Speaker 1: my packers. You will call me with that. Man, this
- 50:50Speaker 1: ain't now. You say you're a deacon like I said,
- 50:54Speaker 1: diacking Patterson my name. But see what I'm asking you?
- 50:57Speaker 1: What you man, brother Connlin, What harm is it? If
- 51:02Speaker 1: you already open and laying on the tea. Oh, you
- 51:04Speaker 1: ain't heard a damn thing I saying? Have you? I said?
- 51:06Speaker 1: I'll be man, you're crazy as hell. Now what I'm
- 51:10Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the
- 51:12Speaker 1: pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew
- 51:15Speaker 1: you man of damn new. Mr Mattera, you too damn
- 51:18Speaker 1: new to know who you're talking to? What what? What?
- 51:20Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you have took to look like
- 51:23Speaker 1: you said you said they did the m R. I
- 51:25Speaker 1: don't give up what I said they did. Man, I
- 51:27Speaker 1: got two kidneys. You got to one of yours. Bad.
- 51:30Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm
- 51:32Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You
- 51:35Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, you damn show ills and
- 51:38Speaker 1: you won't be at that church long. I tell you that,
- 51:40Speaker 1: because if I ever get close to your we got
- 51:43Speaker 1: some rising and do. What is it gonna hurt for
- 51:45Speaker 1: you to give me one of them kiddings and both them?
- 51:47Speaker 1: If both them kidns is good, it ain't gonna hit him.
- 51:50Speaker 1: You ain't getting my kidden? Man, ain't gonna what's wrong
- 51:53Speaker 1: with you? Say? Man, All I'm saying is, if you're
- 51:55Speaker 1: gonna be open laying on the table, what is it
- 51:58Speaker 1: gonna hurt me? Now you're gonna kill I won't me
- 52:01Speaker 1: laying on the damn table? What kind of a pill
- 52:04Speaker 1: you in charge of? Mr? Let me tell you something.
- 52:06Speaker 1: Obviously I need to meet you for I get to
- 52:08Speaker 1: the hospital and now that damn bag getting to yours,
- 52:11Speaker 1: and I can tell you that we get out, you're
- 52:13Speaker 1: gonna feel a damn thing about that. I'll be damned
- 52:16Speaker 1: if you're gonna call and talk to me out of
- 52:18Speaker 1: one of my damn kittings. Man, I'm trying to live
- 52:21Speaker 1: just like you, trying to let the Lord take care
- 52:23Speaker 1: of me, because what you're talking about, it ain't got
- 52:24Speaker 1: a damn thing to do with Jesus. You can kiss
- 52:26Speaker 1: my and get off my phone. That's what you can do.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to you? What is
- 52:32Speaker 1: you listening to me? Man? How don't listen to you?
- 52:35Speaker 1: And you ain't talking about nothing that's got nothing to
- 52:38Speaker 1: do with what's going on with me? Mr you're running
- 52:40Speaker 1: the game. If I could get to y'all put leading
- 52:42Speaker 1: your what shall I just say one more thing and
- 52:45Speaker 1: then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're listening for what?
- 52:48Speaker 1: This is? Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 52:52Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your daughter? Oh Lord, have
- 52:58Speaker 1: then that girl? Lord have muscy, Lord, have much Jesus,
- 53:04Speaker 1: and you all right, brother co may man, you have
- 53:07Speaker 1: made me use language that I swear I don't know,
- 53:09Speaker 1: but I heard my name's name using that. I didn't
- 53:11Speaker 1: stopped a long time ago talking that a way. Please
- 53:14Speaker 1: forgive me God, whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to Lord him, Mercy,
- 53:19Speaker 1: my heart is paler Paton Hill. Lord him, Mercy, Jesus,
- 53:23Speaker 1: this ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell
- 53:26Speaker 1: you what I enjoyed Steve Harvey and nefew told me.
- 53:30Speaker 1: Brother Colley, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,
- 53:33Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
- 53:37Speaker 1: show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all.
- 53:42Speaker 1: It's gotta be y'all here. I don't want the name
- 53:44Speaker 1: of it now. The Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey More that
- 53:47Speaker 1: showed Lord hamp Us. I ain't gonna forget it now.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Now that's how you make a deacon just go left. Question.
- 53:53Speaker 1: But that's how you make a deacon just lose his mind.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Why eating that your mind? If they rich around around,
- 54:07Speaker 1: give me one of your kidneys because I need you
- 54:09Speaker 1: one right there? That go out to Thomas your mind,
- 54:14Speaker 1: senior rich DMPs, that go out to my daddy? How
- 54:17Speaker 1: about that? Yeah, that's a good one. Every day had
- 54:20Speaker 1: me put it on burning on a CD for he said,
- 54:23Speaker 1: just burned that by the eight times and just let
- 54:26Speaker 1: that run. That reminds me of Steve's Oregon don the
- 54:30Speaker 1: joke when he gets to Heaven. It started in the
- 54:36Speaker 1: DMV and ended up in Heaven. Yes, yes, what the
- 54:40Speaker 1: dog get my eyes away for the dogs market in Heaven.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Come on, I've been working my whole life to see
- 54:50Speaker 1: Jesus not unless I gave my eyes. I'm the only
- 54:53Speaker 1: one in heaven with a dog. All Right, we gotta go.
- 55:00Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter coming up next. We'll be right back. You're
- 55:03Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, before
- 55:06Speaker 1: we get into day's crazy, Strawberry Letter, the longest running
- 55:09Speaker 1: late night TV show host is coming back. Two years
- 55:13Speaker 1: after David Letterman signed off for the last time on
- 55:15Speaker 1: cbs IS Late Show, he signed on to do a
- 55:19Speaker 1: one hour show for Netflix. In a statement, Letterman said,
- 55:22Speaker 1: I feel excited and lucky to be working on this
- 55:24Speaker 1: project for Netflix. Here's what I've learned. If you're retired
- 55:28Speaker 1: to spend more time with your family, check with your
- 55:30Speaker 1: family first. Thanks for watching Drive Safely. I love that
- 55:39Speaker 1: good point. Though good point. No title for the show
- 55:44Speaker 1: has been uh is of yet, but it's such premiere
- 55:48Speaker 1: in eighteen, that's next year, Steve. If you're going to
- 55:50Speaker 1: retire in a few years, are you getting ready? Have
- 55:52Speaker 1: you checked with your family first? I really don't have.
- 56:01Speaker 1: He got what about five more years that you're gonna
- 56:04Speaker 1: do this? You know, I'm gonna probably a little longer
- 56:06Speaker 1: than that, But you know, whatever it is, I'm not
- 56:11Speaker 1: cleaning it with nobody. Well, according to David Letterman, have
- 56:16Speaker 1: you seen long long beard? Long beard? Have you seen him?
- 56:22Speaker 1: He's you know how you grew yours for a little
- 56:25Speaker 1: while before you went back on TV. His is like
- 56:28Speaker 1: he's been growing it for ten years. It's that long.
- 56:33Speaker 1: He must have been growing it. He must have started
- 56:35Speaker 1: the night he retired until now. Every summer, that's what
- 56:40Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna just not shave every summer,
- 56:43Speaker 1: the entire summer. Is your wife cool with that? I
- 56:47Speaker 1: don't care about your face? Is your wife? Yeah? Doing?
- 56:52Speaker 1: Because that later that called in he and told you.
- 56:56Speaker 1: One of our listeners called in and told Steve, the
- 56:59Speaker 1: beard's gotta go, Steve. That's cool. Let it go, Steve.
- 57:02Speaker 1: We don't sleep together so perfectly. Your wife like the beard? Like, yeah,
- 57:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna be cool. It's just a vacation. Yeah you
- 57:14Speaker 1: like that, Shirley, Do you like beards? I do? I
- 57:16Speaker 1: like facial here on yeah, rugged, look I like a mustache, goatee,
- 57:21Speaker 1: you know all that. Yeah, Yeah, as long as it's
- 57:24Speaker 1: it's well groomed, scraggy and not for me. I don't
- 57:30Speaker 1: even know what I look like. What I know that
- 57:34Speaker 1: and us too. You probably you say you ain't got
- 57:37Speaker 1: none nothing. Look a little junior, junior space is just
- 57:41Speaker 1: as clean, No, you know, And I'm growing. I'm growing
- 57:44Speaker 1: to beard at right now. I'm a thought you know.
- 57:47Speaker 1: Oh you said that. Okay, I'm growing, right Can you
- 57:49Speaker 1: grow a beard, junior? You'll see it bout a week.
- 57:53Speaker 1: I want right now Monica to sleep her glasses on.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Yeah she did see the peach. She's looking for stubble
- 58:02Speaker 1: right now. How about how old were you when you
- 58:05Speaker 1: got a mustache like some hair on your face? I
- 58:08Speaker 1: was that's not what that is? Yeah, that's not him,
- 58:13Speaker 1: But what is that? No, don't don't get him, No, Charlotte,
- 58:19Speaker 1: you're gonna right over there at him. And I'm sitting
- 58:23Speaker 1: over here looking at him. You talk about wind, you
- 58:25Speaker 1: get the mustats when it's a little dark right above
- 58:28Speaker 1: his lip. It's a little dark. Are you going on?
- 58:30Speaker 1: I just show you a boy three days ago, so
- 58:32Speaker 1: you know this just three days later? You know about
- 58:34Speaker 1: a week though, Uh huh, Yeah, I can't wait to
- 58:37Speaker 1: see it. I've never seen this little bit up. Then
- 58:41Speaker 1: we're gonna just starting to sound like that time you
- 58:44Speaker 1: said you to beat timmy running. That's that's fine, that's OK.
- 58:49Speaker 1: We're gonna tread me. We're gonna see some hair in
- 58:52Speaker 1: a week. Your cell phone was in your pocket, and
- 58:55Speaker 1: it was and it was running faster than you give. Man.
- 59:03Speaker 1: Yet it I'm just trying to see if it's I'm
- 59:07Speaker 1: trying not to say nothing, but I'm stout to say something.
- 59:14Speaker 1: I stopped in the word of the time. Let's go bright, Yeah,
- 59:24Speaker 1: all right, let's get to the strawberry letter. Nephew, bugle up,
- 59:27Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it you here. It is
- 59:29Speaker 1: a strawberry letter. Alright, some issues here subject race problem.
- 59:35Speaker 1: You love this letter, Steve, just Stephen Shirley. I've been
- 59:38Speaker 1: married for a year to my lovely wife. She is black.
- 59:41Speaker 1: I am a foreigner, not a Caucasian white. My skin
- 59:44Speaker 1: color is white. Though when we first got married, the
- 59:47Speaker 1: priest warned us that we may face race issues. I
- 59:51Speaker 1: disagreed because there were no signs whatsoever that my wife
- 59:55Speaker 1: had a problem with that, based on her open minded
- 59:57Speaker 1: personality and the type of music she listens to. The
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: race issue had come up slowly and slowly, and now
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: it is on its peak. She recently accused me and
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: accused my family of being racist, even though I guarantee
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: that is not the case. She complained that I claim
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: that I am white on my marriage license and other
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: forms that I have to fill out. We did some
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: counseling before, but we stopped because of financial issues. We
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: love each other to death, but I would just like
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: for this problem not to come up again, at least
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: not from her. What to do? Thank you? I just
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: gotta ask you straight out, what are you then? A
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: foreigner which simply means you're not from this country, white
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: looking but not actually white. Your wife complained that you
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: claim you're white on your marriage license and other forms.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Are you of African descent? I mean, maybe she's upset
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: that you're not claiming what you really are. You're very
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: mysterious about it in the letter. It's a little confusing,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: you know, but I have to tell you this, don't
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: be so naive about, you know, race and issues such
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: as that. Unfortunately, it is still an issue in this country.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: You know, I personally believe that love has no color.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: But when different racests get involved, you know, problems into um.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, maybe your wife is getting
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: heat from other people, you know, and maybe that's affecting her.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: But I think you need to be more straightforward about,
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: you know, what you really are, and maybe that'll clear
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: up some issues. Steve, No, don't see it that way
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: at all. Sure, it's okay, you say the man needs
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: to be a more forthright about what he is. Yeah,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I mean maybe that'll help. She got I she was there,
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: she said, I do this is her fault. This, But
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: then this is really you know when you talk about race. Okay,
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: first of all, this is a comedic take on this letter.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: So I first let me do do not email me
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: about what I'm about to say, because I really don't
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: care nothing about this letter. I don't know how to help. Hell,
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: I ain't got the problem. Ain't never had the problem.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: I know anybody ever killed me of being white? Ever? Steve? Really?
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: One time the club owner, you know the name Steve Harvey,
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: when I got to the club be with you. Gotta
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: be kidding you? What are you doing here? Okay? That's
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: and then it was time. This guy's okay. So it's
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: happened a few hundred times to me, but it makes
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: me qualifying to answer this letter the way I'm going
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: to answer this letter. When we go back. Please do
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: not email me about this because this letter is not
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: significant to nobody. But to do that road you're listening
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: to Steve har Part two of today Struwberry letter coming
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: up right now. Come on, Steve M subject race problem
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: your favorite This Steve Sherley. I've been married for a
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: year to my lovely wife. She's black. I'm a Foreugner,
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: not a Caucasian white. My skin color is white. Though
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: when we first got married, to priest wonders that we
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: might face race issues. I disagreed because there was no
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: science whatsoever that my wife had a problem with that.
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: Based on her open minded personality and the type of
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: music she listened to. The race issue has come up
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: slowly and slowly, and now it's on the peat. She
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: recently accused me and accused my family being racist, even
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: though I guarantee you that's not the case. She complained
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: that I claim that I'm white on my marriage licensing
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: other forms that I have to fill out. We did
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: some counseling before what to do things. I don't know
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: what to do. Let's just keep it clear, and I
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: do see the gift that has been presented to me.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: It allows me an opportunity to touch on the subject
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: that I don't even like talking about it anymore, and
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: that's race. And I would hope that we could move
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: beyond this, but oh no, here you come with your
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: little funky little strawberry and letter. So here I have
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: to deal with this anyway. I am a Fauner, not
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: a Caucasian white. My skin color is quite though. H
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: I'm just reading you what you let us say? So now,
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: who are you? I'm thinking Donna, maybe Jelina Jolie. Who
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: are you? I'm come to you now. You're to marry
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: this black girl and she could fusee. But let me
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: tell you what really, really, really something. I just really
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: ain't got nothing with you. I'm gonna get to you
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: in a minute. I tell you what's really wrong here. Uh.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: The priest told y'all that you might face race issues.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: You disagree. You went to the priests and then disagreed
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: with the priest. What did you go down therefore? Okay,
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: now let's let's let's get to this. You don't think
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: your wife race was gonna be a problem because your wife,
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: based on her open minded personality and the type of
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: music she listened to. What you don't think your wife
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: is racist because of the kind of music she listened to. Oh,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: you think just cause she listened to the Dubie Brother
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: That is all right for hell, all of us like
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: to dupe Brother. You think cause your wife listening to
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Steely Dan. Everybody likes Steely Dan, Casey and the Sunshine Fan. Yeah,
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: thein't wife. But what they're singing about. Do a little dance,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: make a little love, Get down to night, Get down
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: to night. That's our music. I can't believe you said this.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: Kenny Loggins. You do do do do do do doing it,
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Robin Thick, let's just go down to Eldon John Eminem.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Come on, now, you're flailing for the old she liked
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: my music, trick, Well, you didn't get married. Now, she
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: didn't accuse your family of being racist, you and your family.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all have said to it, but
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: I think I know where she complained that I claim
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: that I'm white on my marriage license and other forms
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: that I have to fill out. Well, now that's skip
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: the mass license. She knew you was white when she madged,
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: he says, he's not. She knew you was white when
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: she managed. Hell if you wasn't white, but you look
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: quite what the hell the priest told y'all this being
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: to be a problem. You can say you ain't white all,
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: you won't well whatever, Alright, email or Instagram. That's your
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girls, surely don't forget.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Coming up next week we will do our very first
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: It's gonna be Thursday at one pm Eastern. Will do
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: our very first Strawberry letter Facebook Live at one pm Eastern.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: You can find me at Shirley Strawberry or my Girl
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Shirley on Facebook. But come on, we'll talk about the
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter that particular day. We can talk about letters
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: that have been in your mind from the past. If
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: you have your own personal Strawberry letter, we can do
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: all that. We'll start at Thursday next Thursday at one
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: pm Eastern, the live after show on Facebook. Okay, please
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: join us. Steve introduce our girl, ladies and gentle without
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: further ado, please put your loving hands together for the
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: one and only, the very talented Miss Anne Sure and
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: wait for the news you don't remember last Wait for
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: the news. Wait wait, brother is my closest and dams
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: friend and um I'm gonna get Steve and Ja for
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: doing in a personation of me. But I gotta shout
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: out my Surssa far Beta Pie Sigmazata chapters having Sapphire Nights,
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: and I am hosting the sat Friday Night function. It's
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: a dinner or open bar, DJ and dancing. So hosting
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: this and it's gonna be right outside Cincinnati, Molly's on
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: the Green attend Feels in Field Street in Cincinnati is
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: where the event is gonna be. And now let me
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: talk to you about something that I feel. It is amazing.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: I believe that Steve Harvey is my closest and dearest
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: friend in my mind and my heart and my soul.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: So I want to shout out something that most people
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: don't know. Ready, now, Stay Harvey doing things and they're
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: always putting people business industry, how much money they make
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: shull describe every And you know I ain't gonna plus
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Steve business in the street because you know God is
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: blessing him. But do you know who the richest superheroes are? Oh? No,
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: that's right, Superman. No, we're talking bigger than, bigger than
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: the five richest superheroes. Number five is Emma Frost y'all
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: know that's the girl from the X Man's and everything
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: she had, Billy She worth one point three billion dollars.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Number four, Professor Charles Xavicy, there's a meaning to this,
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Brothers says, stay with me and stay woke, reclaiming my time.
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: Professor Charles Xavier worth three point five billion dollars. And
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: then Bruce Ryan from Batman Network nine point two billion dollars.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: There's a meaning to this. Now follow me all the way.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Number two is Tony Stark iron Man, twelve point four
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: billion dollars. Okay, ready, brothers and sisters, Ready, ready, worth
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: ninety point seven trillion dollars to Charlo the Black PATHA.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: That's right, baby, that's what I'm somewhere, Ryl Somewhere we
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: come out on top. That's what I'm talking about. King
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: of Wakonda, of fixing of African counting Vibranium like vibr Brothers, assist.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. This brother played by Chap
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: with both the black we're trilli is in your face.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: I'm not making this. We do have to go. We
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: love you, but we have ago. I'm Steve Harvey. Let
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: me hold twenty dollars. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hello everyone, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Bad
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Acting Theater with your host, your narrator, me Shirley Strawberry.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: Join me as we look in on the Chapman's the
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: Biggest and Richest family in Arrogant Texas, starring Steve Harvey
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: as Earl Chapman, the pork Ryan King. He started his
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Pork Ryan company with a three legged pig. His former
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: business partner was his wife of thirty years, who passed
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: away suspiciously. Tommy plays his illegitimate child Chester, who he
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: had with his wife's aunt. Junior played by Junior was
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: mysteriously dropped off to the family business when he was
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: a baby and a huge sickle cell crate, and his
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: sister in law Kk played by Carla, is Earl's partner.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: She's the actual brains of the company. She is only
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: there because her sister left her half of the business.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: As a child, Kak was placed in a foster home
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: by her parents because she walked with a limp. J
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Anthony Brown plays Mr Bogard Simpson, who is determined to
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: destroy Steve and take over his business and why these
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: two don't get along I don't know. Let's listen as
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: we hear Earl on the phone. Yeah, Beaugard, I heard
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: what you said. But the day you take over my
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: pope ryand business, Monique will be in a Tyler Perry production.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: And if you got anything you want to say to me,
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: you can say it in my face. Hang up the phone, Pump,
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: I'm right here. I know everything you're doing. The shady
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut you down, an arrogant, because an Erica, Texas,
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: there's only one king. You and your three legged pig.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut out one of his legs and you're
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: gonna have to leave riding on a two legged pig.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do to you. Yeah. Well, the
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: day you do that, Monique will be starring in the
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: colored Purple Dad, Dad, Bogard. This is so stupid. I
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: can't understand why you guys just can't work together. You
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: could be a powerhouse if you combine businesses park Lise
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: and Hot Sauce. Come on, shut up the room, Earl's
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: oldest son. That's a whole conversation is stupid. You guys
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: fighting over nothing, And don't think I'm thinking about taking
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: over this business. None of this entest me anyway. You
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: know what, I'm studying to be a man. You so
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: damn stupid. How the hell are you gonna be a
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: mind on the radio? In case you ain't noticed, food,
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: there's a radio soap opera event. Boy, you stupid, and
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: I thought you would. How are you gonna be a
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: ventriloquist on the radio? Just such a dream crushing You
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: know what good thing? You never met Dr Martin Luther King?
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: He would have never written, and I have a dream speech.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Okay,
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: let me check this. Check on my phone. Let me
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: see what this say. Okay, you hate me, you hate me,
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: you hate me? And Bogard, why are you still here? Dog?
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Go on it? In fact, you need to get the
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: hell out of my house. Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: I'm getting out of your house. But you're going down.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: You're going down faster than the pair of Kardashian's pannies. Hello,
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: this is I know all of Earl's secrets. I know
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: how to take him down. Mami behind City Hall tonight
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: at twelve o'clock with a bag of one's, a roll
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: of quarters and two of those Patty pods, and I'll
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: tell you everything you need to know about Earle and hey, Bogard,
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: do not, I repeat, do not forget the patty pod.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: If you do, we're gonna have some serious trouble. All right.
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: Join us next week when you'll hear Chester say, I
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: know what. I'm gonna be a skitch artists, and here
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Earles say, whatever, Bougard when that happens, Monique and Medea
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: gonna be in a buddy movie, and you'll hear kk say, oh, Beaugard,
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: that's a big stack of ones you got there, and
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: such a firm roll of quarters wall partner wedding Patty pass,
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: and you'll hear Junior say, I don't know why we're
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: focusing on pork rinds. Maybe Candy. I'm all one who
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: can save this company. Shut up, Junior. Join us next
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: week for the Chapman's This has been your host, Shirley
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: Strawberry for Steve Harvey's Bad Acting Theater. That was but
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: the name we set it up that it was bad
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: bad acting. Yeah, it was pretty bad. It was very
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: very Who was the worst. I thought the narrator was
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: pretty good, pretty good. Yeah, I gotta ask because maybe
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: I grew up in a different air. What is a
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: panty packet? You know that? Yeah? So now what are
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: you thought you grew up in? Because I came around Patty.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: Come on, Patty, it was a cleanut. But of Patty.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: I didn't answer the question, what ever did you grow up?
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: Because it just came out and I thought it was
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: I thought it was something different. I know one thing.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: You go to Walmart on the weekend during the holidays
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: and they are gone? Did we go to a fund
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: with the Monique reference? Well? Well, yeah, liked did we go?
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: We didn't write it? You did? James wrote this. We
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: see the script the first time. Did we go too far?
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: Did with the writing? It's bad acting? Yeah? Okay, all right,
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: it was bad. It was bad. It's really bad. Morning.
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: I love it. It's bad so good. We're so good
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: at being bad. Tomorrow morning, same time. Get ready, we
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: will have a brand new episode of The Steve Harvey
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: Morning Show. Soa Papua the Chapman's It's bad alright, up
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: next Carlin's Reality Update. You don't want to miss this.
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: Please stay where you are. We'll be back. You're listening
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: to The Steve Harvey Morning show. All right, it's that time,
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: getting ready to get ready to get ready. She is
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: here with reality update. All right, thank you, nephew. Here
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: we go, loving hip hop Hollywood. All right, this show's crazy.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: I'm gonna update you on last week's episode and tie
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: it all into this week's episode. It was really crazy,
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: ray J open. I love ray J to his homies,
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: his boys about his struggle to start a family with
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: his new wife, Princess. Now you know Princess, she wants
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: to have a baby, but ray J has in fertility issues.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: His friends. One of his friends, a one, he's a producer, rapper.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: This guy told ray J that he was smoking cigarettes.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: You know, just bad vices and bad behavior which could
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: make his count low, is what he was suggesting to
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: ray J. D you know, try to be more healthy,
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: eat healthy, and you know, try to have a healthy lifestyle.
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: So to lighten things up, ray J, Uh, he made
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: a wager with his friends to see who had and
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: I'm talking about this is some ratchet TV right here,
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: to see who had the higher sperm count out of
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: his friends. Is this is the craziest Yeah, what what
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: do you say, Steve? Why do I need to know
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: this to be updated on what's happening with ray J.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: As we love ray J. He had the lowest count. Yeah,
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: just got what so doe so ray J? It was
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: a dumb beet on what they had to do. They
- 1:19:06Speaker 1: have to record this song with. One of the other
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: cast membersis girl named Hazely. But anyway, ray J has
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: not told his wife Princess about this wager and about
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: what's going on with his infertility issues. She's hurt, she's crying,
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: she's upset. She took another pregnancy test and the test
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: came back negative, and she really really wants to start
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: a family. And ray J just said he my swimmers
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: aren't swimming. I just that's what happened. They can't get
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: to the top that last legs. Something else when he
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: shot that video with Kim kardash God what ray J
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: just wanted to know. You've seen the video, but they
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: were swimming. Then are you done? Na? What do they
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: do on their back? Don't even move? They just speaking
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: to each other going down? Okay, finished, Carla, you're going
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: up to the nah needy leaks from Real Housewives of Atlanta.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: She wants you to know the contrary to popular belief,
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: her husband Greg did not have a stroke while filming
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: an episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. I know you
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: guys probably heard about. In case you missed it, she
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: took to the Graham to clear it up. We've gotten
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: tons of text messages, calls, and emails from concern family
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: and friends because these lion tailed people don't take family
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: in consideration when they print b s. Nini is responding
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: to different blogs and different websites where they reported that
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: Greg had a stroke while filming Real Housewives of Atlanta.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: Naniti Nini admitted that Greg had been sick, but denied
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: the stroke, and she finished up by asking folks to
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: keep her and Gregg in their in their prayers. So
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: there he goes good good, we're praying. Also, Real Housewives
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: of Atlanta has been reported that Phaedra Park says selling
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: her home in Atlanta for one point five million dollars.
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: You recall Phaedra she got fired last season um from
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: the franchise show and that this the reports out there
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: saying that she is selling her home for one point
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: five million dollars in at Atlanta. Finally, Steve, Game of Thrones.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: Now now, usually we talked about our favorite scripted shows.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: During this segment, we talked about Power on Monday, because
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: you know, we come right to work on Monday after
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: watching Power Sunday night. Steve, you did an update on that.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: So that Game of Thrones. He ain't seen a Game
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: of Thrones. You don't know that, Tommy love it. He ain't.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: He ain't seen this season. It doesn't matter. Game of Thrones.
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all, Steve really loves Let's listen to the Steve.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: Let's listen to him. Okay, come on, come on. You know,
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: as we all know, a little man was on the boat.
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: Little man was on the boat with the dude with
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: the beard that lit the queen. Yes, that's true. And
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: you know these rock dudes was jumping in the boat.
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: And the thing is you can't let them touch you
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: because you are turned the stone eventually, and they were.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: They were whipping them pretty good getting them out of there.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: But somehow one of them had touched the dude with
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: the beard that little the queen. They got the chick
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: that got the that's the chick they got to drag
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: the disease that started on his arm. So he knows
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: a little bit by a little bit. His asking to
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: be a rock that's deeply concerned that that's that's like
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: a little thing. And the storyline is trying to keep
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: him slow down the progression of it, because don't nobody
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: wanted him to be a rock, because they're like to
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: throw everybody into something. In the meantime, the girl that
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: was running around with the hound he got loose. You know,
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: she can handle that sword pretty good. Yeah yeah, and
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: she's been a venge and you know the loss of
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: her Daddy want he got his head cut off a
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: long time ago. And then his sister, the little punk
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: as girl that was over there was sleeping with Geoffrey
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: but didn't want to. Yeah, yeah, you know, but I
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: didn't know how to escape or nothing like that. Listen
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: to Geoffrey old mama. But Jeoffrey Mama, Jersey, Joffrey Mama
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: sleep would help brother. Yeah, you know, if they like
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: Jeoffrey is probably his son. That what was wrong with Joy,
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: Yeah you have he wasn't crazy. He was something wrong
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: with him dad. He got poised little man, but they
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: thought little man did it. But he got on the
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: boat and got out right. So I bring you up
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: to date, and it's just a little bit right back.
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so back
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: part two of Carlos Reality Update. He was giving us
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: an update on Game of Thrones, which he hasn't seen
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: but he has seen. To get you the where I'm going,
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Then, when the young dude
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: that was over the mess with the people in the
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: in the snow, the White Walkers, yeah, white Walker slept
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: slept with a little redhead girl in the White Walker. Yes,
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: but he really couldn't affiliate with it cause they the
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: White Walkers didn't like it, right, wild wild talk about
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: the wilds, the White Walkers out of the white Waters
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: that ain't come all over the mountain, fall on each other.
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: They get suicide dinners get up, who because where are
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: you killing somebody? They're still living, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: And they were trying to escaped on the boat and everything.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: And when everybody had thought that the dude that was
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: in charge of everybody, Stark was dead because he had
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: got killed and came back starts bastard son. Right, that's
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: but he is a Stark really, but he is snow. Yeah,
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: that's why he put his ass up on that wall.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: He was a Knight, White Knights a walk. He's out
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: there in that snow, but he was really his son.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: But then you know the midget, I mean the little dude,
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: and the little dude killed daddy because he got tired.
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: So any ways, so the dude he came back from
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: the dead snow and he laughs. Excuse me, Steve, are
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: you doing an update on the whole series. I'm just
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: getting you the one last one I saw wet so
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: you ain't seen the new season aead, So I know
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: the big as white girl. Oh yeah, brand of Brianna
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: all the dude, Yeah, I know she has saved somebody.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: I couldn't remember who it was. She saved Sunset because
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: yea one that couldn't escape. She made me so sipi.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: But now she now you would like her now? Yeah,
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: looks like yeah, crying and do something, get yourself a
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: dragon or something. She's talking about old stuff. And then
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: the white girl with the dragons. He don't even look
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: like the saying girl there because she picking up weight.
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: Colisi picking up weight, Colisi bigger than she was she
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: the game weight in real life weight because you know
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: them dragging, She eating dragging food while they feeling that
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: dragons eat don't know, but that's what she she just
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: picking up and the damn dragon hat and she's so
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: heavy the dragon Damn they're dropped them. Yeah. Then you know,
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: it's it's hard, you know, because she got she got
- 1:27:46Speaker 1: she the dragon's mama, but she got dragon characteristic. You know,
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: she got hot bre I know her broker. Every time
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: a man come over there, he'd be trying to just
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: hang in that with He used to be kind of fly,
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: you know, she picking up weight dressing. Yeah, yeah, but
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: you know, but she looked good thick though. Yeah. All right, Yeah,
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: and so I think there's really so now we wait
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: till you see this season. It's so good. But it
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: did I get up to date with before this season? Yeah,
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: pretty much. Conclusion. Yeah, probably do this another year too,
- 1:28:36Speaker 1: because there ain't nobody Finn to bleed this. No, Moody,
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: you can't keep killing people ring, We will be back.
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, listen up,
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: you guys. Scottish whiskey company Grants has a few new
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: job openings that sound amazing. All right, listen to this.
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: They're looking Tommy for three global drinks ambassadors. He can
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: do all three. Now, let me let I tell you
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: what they want from these people. They want them to
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: literally be paid to drink whiskey and travel the world
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: visiting whiskey drinking events ever held every day. And the
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: problem that's a lot of state. Not at the other line.
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: But we got to see what the chick how much? Okay, Well,
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: let me tell you how to get the job. To
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: get the job, the winning candidates are gonna have to
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: pass two rounds of interviews, use social media to post
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: a drink they've created on Instagram with the hope that
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: it will show their personality. Uh, there's their personality. Okay.
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: Each of these three new hires will get a different territory.
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: One will be sent to Poland, one will be sent
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: to Israel, and one will be sent to India, another
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: to South Africa, uh and Colombia, while the third will
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: cover Russia, Taiwan and France. Let me you know what,
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: Come on, where would you want to go Tommy? South Africa? No? No, Poland, Israel, Israel?
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: Look up in Jerusalem. You're talking about Columbia, timing, how
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: about Taiwan? In France? Russia? Don't mention? Go to Colombia.
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: I get in trouble hand he can't get get me.
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: He messed up. Yeah, you to be down there forever.
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: They got any openings in the land of Little Putia.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: Oh man, where's that land? A little picture? Where's that?
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: I don't know? Travels people, how we go drinking whiskey,
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: selling out? They don't say how much you'll get paid
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: Tommy though, but interesting why you say that? He does
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: scared like a fun job. Gonna get some money though
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: you paid for well, you get to drink and travel.
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: I gotta get to have a check. Big booty whiskey though,
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: I got a big booty whiskey drink you love that?
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: What's in it? Whiskey? And what else? I got an idea?
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: Make money? Uh? We got do with gold there don't
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: don't want it? Him place to gets the rock, everybody
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: drinks the rock. Crowd roar. So it's a no Timmy,
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: you don't want to job. Come on, all right, we'll
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: be back to wrap up the show with just one
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: more thing. That's crazy show. You're listening to Steve Hardy
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: Morning Show. Here we are back with just one more
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: thing as we close out this morning show. It's been
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: a good morning. Yeah, crazy morning. Alright, a bear takes
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: an suv and leaves calling card Yogi would be impressed
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: with the Durango Colorado bear. A mischievous bear bear caused
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: a lot of chaos by breaking into an suv. Not
- 1:33:06Speaker 1: only did the bear get into the vehicle, but he
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: drove it until it crashed into a neighbor's mailbox. Okay,
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: that's one thing, but wait, wait, wait, that's not all.
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: As a bonus, he ripped out the radio and the
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: steering wheel, rubbed the back window, and trashed the interior.
- 1:33:23Speaker 1: All of this happened in minutes. And last but not least,
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: the bear pooped what not by accident the family he noticed,
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: this is crazy, that's crazy. What why trash? What is
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: he thinking? Wars? He had been coming down out there
- 1:34:00Speaker 1: for a couple of years, eating out the tras. Then
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: they're gonna get a bad lock put on. They've been
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: coming down m two years, come down for dinner evening.
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: They're gonna put a bad lock on their trail. He
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: just gonna they're gonna close the restaurant. Don't notify him.
- 1:34:21Speaker 1: I said, all right, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: breaking this damn trump. I'm gonna tell the radio I
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: have to stare when I'm gonna rip up all the cushions,
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna break all the windows in it. And before
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: I leave. Yeah, I sugar honey iced tea, y'all, sugar
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: honey iced tea all over the When he got to
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: the trash care with the bad lock, what happened? You're
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: walking d He was crazy, what the backset? I I'm
- 1:35:16Speaker 1: looking close. I've ben't coming down here too. You didn't,
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: oh school player like that? Huh? So he went home
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: back up in the hill and he was sitting there.
- 1:35:35Speaker 1: So it's bind to go, man, you enjoy you've done
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: the last night? Yeah, so man, you don't go down
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: there to the Harpers place at me go whatever? What
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: they they put a bell lock on it and lock
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: out just the other. Oh god, that's awful. They just
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: used and abuse you. Right now. What are you gonna
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: do about it? I show you. I'm going to hear
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: them on going down here them do dude, I'm in
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: the damn dope. Oh here they left to hear you
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: be doing. Ain't nothing. He didn't hear you. Let me
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: go on, teddy, damn seats up right here going down down,
- 1:36:36Speaker 1: were likely winning out of him. How you like me now?
- 1:36:39Speaker 1: I were dropping in drive, running into the mail box,
- 1:36:44Speaker 1: but only wanted to hold on. You know what, that
- 1:36:56Speaker 1: sugar all over? You're a car Go back? Or should
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: I say do? Steve? Alright? More animal news Traveling on
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: a Washington State highway. See Traveling on a Washington State
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: highway came to a standstill when an escaped pig suddenly
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: appeared on the shoulder. Police say, the pig, Yeah, that pig,
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: so fast okay. Police say the pig had been traveling
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: in a truck that was transporting pigs to an auction
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: when it somehow saw daylight and made a run for it.
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: The pig jumped off the truck headed south bound on
- 1:37:56Speaker 1: the five as motorists stopped to watch in snarl traffic. Eventually,
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: some drivers got out of their cards to help troopers
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: guide this pig to the shoulder. About an hour later,
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: the driver who lost the pig returned to pick him up.
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: Police say the bag was uninjured but not happy about
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: going back on the truck. I don't know where you're going.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: He's seen his brother's mama, dadd and nobody came back. Man, right,
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: God on the run up. He knew, he knew when
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: he was he knew. Yeah, get back, Come on, leig,
- 1:38:43Speaker 1: y'all know what we're gonna when we could stop sign
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: up jumping out of the all of us. All right,
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: Steve tech his home this, ladies and gentlemen, thank you
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