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Grateful Inventions, Serious Beatdowns, Happy 17th Carla, Mos Def and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit giving them like the milling
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  Speaker 1: buss things and it's y'all Steve listening together for stuy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't join me. You gotta turn you burn, You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out. Turn, got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out, to turn turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby, huh. I show will a good
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. How good is God? Hum? Think about it?
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  Speaker 1: Just take a slight inventory of your own life and
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  Speaker 1: say it to yourself when you get through, how good
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  Speaker 1: is God? Think of all the small things, all this,
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  Speaker 1: because that's him. You breathe in, that's him. You steal him.
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  Speaker 1: That's him. You got another chance. That's him. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: out of him. That's him. You got any measure of health,
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  Speaker 1: that's him. You think it's more to it than it
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  Speaker 1: really is. That it already showed up to be. That's him.
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  Speaker 1: All of that. You got any dreams or aspirations, you
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  Speaker 1: dream of other things, that's him. All that, that's him,
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  Speaker 1: that's him, Him clothes you got, that's him. Every time
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  Speaker 1: you eat. That's why they had this thing called you
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  Speaker 1: say your grace. That's him. That's him, man, that's him.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing when you take a small inventory how you
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  Speaker 1: find out how big God really is in your life. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the more you turn yourself over to him, the bigger
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  Speaker 1: he can be. For you. See, he'll only be as
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  Speaker 1: big as you let him. It's one thing about God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he's a gentleman. He can make you do anything. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You get too big for him, you know you you you,
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  Speaker 1: you lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God
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  Speaker 1: created man with the power of choice. We're the only
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  Speaker 1: creature he created that. He gave us the total power
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  Speaker 1: of choice when we mate, who we mate with. You
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  Speaker 1: know everything, all of it. Man. It's the choice what
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  Speaker 1: we want to be, how much you want to make,
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  Speaker 1: Where we want to live, what climate we want to
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  Speaker 1: live in. We can live in cold climates, hot climates.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn
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  Speaker 1: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear.
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  Speaker 1: He can't go learn how to be a fox. He
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  Speaker 1: can't go learn how to be an otter. He just
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  Speaker 1: can't an ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't come
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  Speaker 1: out of here and fight like a lion. A lion
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  Speaker 1: is a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't eat vegetables.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how much meat ain't around. He'll lay
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  Speaker 1: down and pull up out of here and die because
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  Speaker 1: he can't eat grass. He just a lion man. You
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  Speaker 1: understand this that God gave us. We are the one
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  Speaker 1: creature he created that has total power of choice. You
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  Speaker 1: can make every decision in your life. What kind of
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  Speaker 1: watch you like? That's the one you can buy. You
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  Speaker 1: want to live in Switzerland, go ahead. You don't like Switzerland,
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  Speaker 1: you can move to Miami. You want to live your
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  Speaker 1: life a crime, go ahead. That's you. He gave you
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  Speaker 1: the power of choice. You want to do right? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: So now look at this thing. We are all the
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  Speaker 1: results of a series of decisions that we have made.
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  Speaker 1: If we could just identify that the problem is us,
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  Speaker 1: we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life
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  Speaker 1: down the hill. I can't tell you how many years
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  Speaker 1: based on some decisions that I was making. Now I
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  Speaker 1: can justify my decision with I wasn't happy and I
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  Speaker 1: was doing this and I was in miserying y'all on
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  Speaker 1: that ye yes to you when you get through. You
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  Speaker 1: made the decisions though, and you can look at this
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  Speaker 1: anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, I'm just talking to people that's really really
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  Speaker 1: wanting to improve their position in life. And how do
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  Speaker 1: you do that? You got to have a solution. How
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  Speaker 1: do you come up with a solution? You got to
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  Speaker 1: identify the problem to even began to solve it. But
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  Speaker 1: if the problem ain't ever you, how are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: solve something that ain't you? See? Okay, let me look
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  Speaker 1: at this one. If somebody said, like I got a
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  Speaker 1: child of mine, man, I just do right here. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even wanna get into it this morning, or
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  Speaker 1: I'm struggling with this this boy. But man, you go
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  Speaker 1: to people, you're asking why they do so? I just
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  Speaker 1: I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't take care of business? Boy, do you understand that
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  Speaker 1: your life is gonna be filled with you got to
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  Speaker 1: take care of business. So when you're gonna start, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? You can't. You can't. You can't
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  Speaker 1: go through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See,
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  Speaker 1: you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if
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  Speaker 1: you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: could it be you? South? Finally had to sit down
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  Speaker 1: and just make that decision. They don't need to be
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  Speaker 1: coming on the radio talking about nobody else and what
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  Speaker 1: they did to me, and y'all just don't know. No, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: what about the part you played in it? Because see,
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  Speaker 1: if you got a good marriage, you got a part
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  Speaker 1: to play in that. If you got a bad one,
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  Speaker 1: you got a part to play in that. Even if
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  Speaker 1: you just get down to you the one pick them?
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Mister? Mister, I made a decision. The
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  Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest,
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  Speaker 1: an easy way to fix your life. That way, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of
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  Speaker 1: going on and admitting that is you. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to check or clear with nobody to start the repair process.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put
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  Speaker 1: it before the review board to see if it'll pass.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to hope that your local politician get their hands on
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  Speaker 1: it to make a phone call for you. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to ask any counselors to come in and sit
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  Speaker 1: with you. You don't have to check it in the rehab.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to do is decide the problem is me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start changing me. Identify the problem, and start
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  Speaker 1: with the part that you can own up to. Once
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  Speaker 1: you identify the problem, you can start planning on how
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  Speaker 1: to fix it or how to get to accomplishing something.
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  Speaker 1: But remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan,
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  Speaker 1: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics.
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  Speaker 1: Just make a list of what you want. Make this
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  Speaker 1: list and then go to God in prayer with an
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  Speaker 1: open mind and open your mind up to all the
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  Speaker 1: clean opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I
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  Speaker 1: hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians
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  Speaker 1: that come to me all the time talking about Man,
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  Speaker 1: what you're not saying. Man, Just take every gig you
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  Speaker 1: can no matter what they pay. Well, listen to me, son,
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  Speaker 1: you can go make that money that they pay, or
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  Speaker 1: you can make the decision to sit at home and
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  Speaker 1: make nobody. It's a comedy, a hard business. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: paying but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive, drive fifty miles.
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  Speaker 1: But if you drive fifty miles and you make the
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  Speaker 1: hundred and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes,
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  Speaker 1: you are now thirty minutes better than you was the
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  Speaker 1: last time you went on stage. Oh, man, you ain't man,
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  Speaker 1: they don't pay me, I ain't coming. You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a comedian, man, not not, not like this hill.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people just don't want to do what's
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  Speaker 1: necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents itself and
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  Speaker 1: you open up your mind to it, man, then get
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  Speaker 1: ready to go on and do it. Man, identify your
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  Speaker 1: problem today, start with the part dash you to show ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Uh I Normally I would say ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 1: and girls, but not today. Ladies. Welcome to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Fellas we own. Boys and girls. Go
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  Speaker 1: to your wood this boss to get it. Get today.
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  Speaker 1: It's about to be one of them. Oh the day
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  Speaker 1: are you gonna embarrass me? Steve? You know what, Sherlly
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  Speaker 1: I think I am today. Today is gonna be the
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  Speaker 1: day that I dedicate almost everything I say to embarrassing Sherley.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do ask the CEO today, okay, and will
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  Speaker 1: also ask motivational questions from the crew. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: time I try to be sillious, okay. But other than that, though,
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  Speaker 1: let it rain. I'm gonna be embarrassing today as much
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  Speaker 1: as Tommy is stupid. I ain't, Man, that's a high.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the degree I'm quit today. Man, it
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  Speaker 1: might be a yeah. I don't know. We can take
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  Speaker 1: all that in the emergency room. They call it cold ray.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go there, Let's go. I will be answering any
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  Speaker 1: questions today, any questions at all. Okay, we are going
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  Speaker 1: to You can ask me a serious question. You can
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  Speaker 1: ask me an opinional, opinionated question. All things are open
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  Speaker 1: and fair game today. All right, stupid, too cool, let's
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  Speaker 1: go Tommy. All your questions is most us okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I and I embraced that. That's the problem. All right,
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  Speaker 1: y'all want to start it y'all scared. What's happening? We
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  Speaker 1: jump off off the time? Yeah, I didn't do it
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  Speaker 1: right here, so well you know you you know it
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  Speaker 1: ain't no time like right now time? Okay, huhen I
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  Speaker 1: start off the it's Timmy for show ugly. Then they
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  Speaker 1: just start damn show that. It really ain't even I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why he fights because he ugly for real?
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  Speaker 1: About this all weak though? No, but it's that's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be ugly all week. Tommy, you're not ugly, thank
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  Speaker 1: you're not sly talking? She always trying to take up
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  Speaker 1: self righteous right Jelly? Don't thank you Sean either. That's
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  Speaker 1: a little false. Well, now, Steve, wait a minute, I
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  Speaker 1: can speak for myself here. Well, he ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: be really funny looking? Is still the same spot? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go We'll go with funny looking strange. Okay, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: let's take ugly off the table. Matter. He's married. He's
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  Speaker 1: having strange looking but they ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: a lot of strange looking people married. Well, he had
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  Speaker 1: to find someone to marry him, his wife. It's what
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  Speaker 1: he needs to be grateful for right there. That's why
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  Speaker 1: he needs to be I need to be praising him
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  Speaker 1: for that guy, especially that girl you wouldn't got. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what she was thinking. Surely she could have
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  Speaker 1: done better, man. Yeah, that's hill. Yeah, Steve, I told
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  Speaker 1: you about crushing people. What I tell y'all was gonna
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  Speaker 1: be today show. Come on, I'll tell y'all was going
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  Speaker 1: to embarrass you today. Yeah, and you let's get started
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  Speaker 1: out the gate. Yeah, and we'll be back with Moti.
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  Speaker 1: Is he ugly than me? Steve tell me that when
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  Speaker 1: we come back, I'll tell you that. I take come
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  Speaker 1: over here and ask me. You're listening show, It's time
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  Speaker 1: for something funny, guys. I want to ask the crew,
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  Speaker 1: how well do you have to know someone before? Yeah? Sexual? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you want to go there, let's go there?
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  Speaker 1: Steve says, what and it's book? Steve said, I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you're trying to have a relationship, you ain't got nobody,
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  Speaker 1: no time to have sex. Yeah, you know, you just
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  Speaker 1: trying to do something that evening, Yeah, that that evening
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  Speaker 1: you can do something I've never I've never cared for that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I ain't like I ain't had a one
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  Speaker 1: nice stand but it never never was, never ever yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: you always like to have a little more meaning behind
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  Speaker 1: your action, Steve. Look, look, let's lie to each other
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  Speaker 1: a mission. I love you, I love you, I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about you. Let's turn. I like that part of it,
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  Speaker 1: get some fun. But you know, I'd rather afford to
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  Speaker 1: have some relativity to it. I don't want just this
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  Speaker 1: hill because I hadn't had that day, you know you
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  Speaker 1: like I've been young, like everybody else, I'd have had
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  Speaker 1: one nice stand. They're ever ever rewarding? Ain't your night standing?
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  Speaker 1: When they ain't ever been good rewarded? What are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: They are some of the greatest moments of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Your relationship in trouble. Well, no, my relationship is fine.
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  Speaker 1: But when I had one night stand. But way back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, those were great days. Wow, wonderful. I
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  Speaker 1: love so great. I ain't got to call her, she
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to call me. It ain't been to cost
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  Speaker 1: me arm And they lived relationships colls. You know that
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  Speaker 1: love coughs. So you meet someone, meet them dinner. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we can get a quick bite. But now let's get
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  Speaker 1: on too. We're not finn wise. We had dinner talking,
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  Speaker 1: We're not gonna be talking. How fast is the bike,
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  Speaker 1: the bit is real? How much? How long atoke? Get
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  Speaker 1: them fries in your mouth and McDonald talk me to
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  Speaker 1: and eat this eat eat on the way your house,
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  Speaker 1: her house. You ain't come to my house. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know you're like that. I can't come. But you know
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  Speaker 1: her enough. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna put this whole glad
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  Speaker 1: trans back on and we've been to get down with it. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: all right, look at everybody good? Can we move on?
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  Speaker 1: Sex behavior? Yeah? I just think it's for me. It
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  Speaker 1: was just it was a waste of time for me.
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  Speaker 1: I only had one one woman that after it was
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  Speaker 1: over with, I look for her, man huh and she
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  Speaker 1: was gone, huh, yeah, I want to do I didn't
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  Speaker 1: find because the next worried out of my mouth was
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  Speaker 1: will you man sixteen at the time, he don't know
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  Speaker 1: you were older than thirty thirty? Yeah you want to
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  Speaker 1: continue this, it's such a romantic Well I was homeless.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you gotta do what you got to do.
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  Speaker 1: She looked good and having a partner. I don't understand. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So more questions, more questions, or do you guys want
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  Speaker 1: to stick with that? Okay? How well do you have
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  Speaker 1: to know someone before you loan them money. M M. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you go last on this one. Okay, I'm done with
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  Speaker 1: the loaning before yeah, before you okay Barty years, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm done. You met him in kind Yeah, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to be that oh my mommything I got. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's you now, that's you now, back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. Oh god, I was I was
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  Speaker 1: too given h six months. Okay, then you loan them
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  Speaker 1: some money. Okay, Junior. I had to know all your
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  Speaker 1: grandparents on both sides. Come on, Steve, we we we
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  Speaker 1: had we we had to have a friendship at least
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  Speaker 1: at the very least. Yeah, we had to be considered friends.
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  Speaker 1: Are really close, super cool? You know, maybe not, but
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  Speaker 1: we're real cool. Before you ask me for something, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here's a good day. Right now. If you want ball
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  Speaker 1: money from me? Uh you uh, you don't really lend
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  Speaker 1: money now, No, but I'm giving money. He'll give you some,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll give you some money, but no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be looking for Yeah. Okay, how well do
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  Speaker 1: you have to know someone before you let them stay
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  Speaker 1: at your house? Let them stay with you? That's a
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  Speaker 1: good one. Yeah, yeah, you can't stay at my house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who My family can't stay.
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  Speaker 1: We can't stay. You're talking about come stay with me? Yes, yes, no, hell,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who. You know, you can't temporarily until
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  Speaker 1: they get on their feet, like I don't never have
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  Speaker 1: they say, don't or let me play something teeth until
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: you get on your feet. How what were you using
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  Speaker 1: when you walked over feet? Own them, get on them
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  Speaker 1: and go somewhere else. Now, I wouldn't let one of
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  Speaker 1: my children come live with us. Yeah, you know they
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: transitioning because one of them talking about doing that, coming
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  Speaker 1: to LA and living, and so we'll let them stay
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  Speaker 1: with us until they get their place. Oh cool, my kids.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what I'm doing. I'm trying to into place
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  Speaker 1: this week. I didn't know I could have came over
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  Speaker 1: the kids. Children, you already know you can't come stay
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  Speaker 1: in No, hold on, hold listen, that's gonna get this out.
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  Speaker 1: You know you can't come stay in my house. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn prus roll you got. You gave
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  Speaker 1: too many parties when your uncle was out of town.
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  Speaker 1: But I cleaned up now, No, no, I cleaned up.
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  Speaker 1: No good parties though. No, No, that time you threw
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  Speaker 1: the party and used my bed, but then made the bed.
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  Speaker 1: He used your bed, yeah, but then made the bed.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what the Cleansley person would do, is make up. Right, Hey, dog,
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  Speaker 1: change the sheets we slept. That's it, dog, You don't
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  Speaker 1: change your sheets after you sleep one night. Who did
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  Speaker 1: you have in now? Was that slab? Or her name
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: was Kiwi? Remember that Kiwi? Let me tell you so
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  Speaker 1: Kiwi in now? It looked like a wild animal had
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: been in my bed. Hey, look, we gotta coming up
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: right after this nephew. Tell me he's running that prank back.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Remember that time she put that party hat on. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour and miss
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  Speaker 1: Anne will be here with today's national news and headlines.
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  Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the nephew to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. I got it for you, sir. We're
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  Speaker 1: going down to the church. Hot checks at the church.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, Lord checks, Okay, okay, you're not gonna do
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  Speaker 1: this to the Lord. Now, you're not gonna continue to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Let's go cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach a Monica system. Monica Please, this is brother de
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Sean I'm calling Actually, I'm a member Greater Commissionary Baptist Church.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Calling you actually about the offering? Now?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Did you I know you paid your ties every Sunday? Okay,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Now you paid a love offering as well? Right, yes,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Now this past Sunday, I'm looking at
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: a check that you left us with the bank, right, right,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: check sunday? Okay. Now the check, ma'am was two hundred
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and fifty dollars, Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: two checks for my ties and the love offering? Right,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the love offering? Okay?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me? Well,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: what I wanted to tell you is that I hate
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: to be a bar of bad news, but you your
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: check that you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: And wait a minute, you said my check bounce for
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars. Your check bounce. So what
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm doing is calling you about recouping the two fifth
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: as well as you know you you cost us thirty
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: dollars in bank fees. But wait a minute, now, I
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: wrote two checks. I wrote a check for one hundred dollars.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Did that one bounce? I don't see to it that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that that one bounced. All I know is the one
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: that the love offering has bounced. What did you put
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: them in at the same time? Because I wrote him
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Now I didn't put them in at the same time.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I've been putting them in for the last two three years.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: The problem is why would people write there, what is
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: your name? M brother Deshaun? And you was at this Sunday?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I was. I don't think it matters when when I
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: was there, man. The problem is it that I didn't
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: put these checks in. And I don't understand why y'all
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: write these checks to the track knowing that they're gonna bound,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: because a lot of people write that good well not
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: right bad checks? Why one clear? Why the other one
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for both
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: of them to clear? What what did you just say?
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: both of them to clear. And I don't understand why
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: people might planning money in the bank at all. My
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: checks clear. I don't write no rubber checks. Well, you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem. How are
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you gonna try to give a lotus? Wait a minute,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I think you got me confused with somebody else. I
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: don't write no bad checks. You didn't wrote this to
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: be nice to you. I'm trying to be nice to you. Win.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: So thirty dollars. That's the bank feeds man for the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: doll gonna check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I don't
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: check my bank. And if my check clear, you're gonna
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: pay me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me about
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a two hundred and fifty dollars check bounce. I don't
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: why would you write check? What you want to? Sit
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: up in the church and write these big number checks
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: when you know you ain't got it in the bank.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: You see, I said, why would you write these checks
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: when the money ain't in? Now? Let me tell you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: it's one thing. I don't write no bad checks. And
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: you got a lot nerds calling me telling me my
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: check bounce. Yo check is the one that has bounced.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And you tell you what you do? Since my check bounce,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you paid them, since you got all the money, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: don't call me with this again. Hello, don't you hang
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: upon me no more? When don't we gonna get this
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: two fifty and this thirty dollars? Somebody from the church tollbody?
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I wrote a bad check, I'll write you did write
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: a bad check. I didn't write no bad Yes? Why
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: are you calling me? Why the treasure? Don't call me
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: at church? The treasure is bis. I ain't never know
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the deacon called nobody about no bad check? Your fully?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you? You got the money? I ain't got Who
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: in the hell is that in the background? Who is
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: that a mind? Who it is? We're both going to
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the same check and you're gonna call me to my
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I wrote a bad check. You don't you call me
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: no more? And if the check bads, you paid? Okay?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Keep passed to know you talking like this? Do pass
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: to no you calling me? Can you ask for that? Look?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: When are we gonna get this two hundred and eighty dollars?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Is what we're looking for from you? I wrote a
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: check for two fifty and not get two eighty. You
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: put the thirty dollars with it? You put two fifty
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: in there? It bounce thirty dollars cost us on bake fees.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: That's two eighty. Where can the church expect the money? Never?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Not No two eighty. You will never get to eighty.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your and my check
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: in But what did you say? I'm gonna do what
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by your house and get
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: this money, bring you own, bring it? Bring you what
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: is the address on this check? Check? I got it
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: off the check bring ow. I bet you you'll be
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: limping back and I'm watching you. You better not be
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: spending no money nowhere. You bet not spend not until
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I get this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: to Okay, No, you know what I am. And you
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: don't call me no more with this because my check
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: did not bounce. I don't see how one check went
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: through and the other bounce. Let me say this to you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: We cannot accept you back into the House of the
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: in the Sunday until we get coming up in the Sunday,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure I find you because you
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. And you know what,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and ask him
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce you fuller? What?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Let me say this? Before you called pastor I got no,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm anna called pastor. No, you should have talked with
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: pastor before you call me with this information. I got
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say to you. Ain't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: got nothing to say to me. You don't upset me
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: with this I'm talking about. I bounced a check. You
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: should have went to pastor before you called me with you.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I tall a pastor. One I get, but I got
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: one more thing to say before I leave. But you're listening.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: What What do you about to say to me? What
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: do you have to say now that you're gonna pay
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: them check? This is Nephew Timmy from The Steve Harvey
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. What
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: did you say? Baby? This is what did you say?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I'd say? This is nephew Timmy, Baby, Bro the Steve
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: beat that. She's just left her. She didn't let me
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: ask you? What more thake though? Baby? What is the
• 27:35
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• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Everybody's done it Na. Everybody's written a hot check to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the end. It didn't it didn't go through. You know
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you didn't done that. We need to get y'all black
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: card because y'all church in church. Yeah, Lord, now I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: have not put money in the Lord knows that I've
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: done that. Yeah, Lord knows. You didn't have not deliberately.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You know, it just happens. But you know what something
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: what do you amazed me back in the day is
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: the church for some reason, I don't know how they
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: get They get them check clear Monday morning that fast.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: It just it goes through any other check tape to Winnsday. Thirsty,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: they prey on it. They go right to the bank, right, Yes,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: that's one beaker's job. Your job is Monday morning, get
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: these checks done there to that bank. That's your job.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. The big when they're collecting offering
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: to me, Jay and Junior, we think about opening up
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a zoom missionary Baptist. Yeah, I mean all right, We'll
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: right after you're listening string show. Now, it's normal for people,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you know, to get nostalgic about things from their past.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: A lot of us do that, Like the Slinky, remember
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: that toy, the Walkman, Remember the Walkman arcade games and
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: even suits and hats for men? Remember pac Man and
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: all that? Sorry and yeah, I still played pac Many.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I can't play the new games. They too complicated. I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: can't play none of the sports game like NBA Live
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: or Madden Football. I don't know what the wid the
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: A B they gump, the ad they roll. I can't
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: do that. Or you know what about being nostalgic about
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: how you raise your kids. You know, we're disciplined and
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: all that, things like common courtesy, like manners, things like that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: To come back, Yeah, you're gonna get a whooping? Yeah yeah,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: did you? Oh I'm telling you're gonna get a whooping?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Did you whip your kids growing up? What I'm asking still? Yeah?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Well you think they ain't in jail? You're saving him. Temmy,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I tried to beat him worse than my mama beating me.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty bad. Ain't None of my kids got
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: it like I got it. I ain't now, But our
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: parents before us really got it too. But we got it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I think we were the last of the kids that
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: got serious beat downs. My kids, my kids and generation
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: well some I really I really pledged my son. You Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I pledged. I pledged. So what fright is here? They
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: ain't cused, but they could, they could go ahead and
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: get it there, they could, they could technically they should
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: actually be in. But I Jewish manners were more prominent
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: like they used to be. I mean, you know what
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm really proud of though. I think all of my
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: kids are very very mantal manners are important. Everybody. Yeah,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: she's so sweet. Brand daddy, you know you have great kids.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Brand being on your answer, you know it. She got
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of clapback going on. You ain't heard nobody
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: come up with you. I can't talking your daughter talking
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Visa talking so crazy? An I ain't seen it either.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Oh good, you've just heard. I just have people coming over.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Can I talk to you for I just can't do
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: it no matter. I'm serious about her business? Though? What
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: else do you guys wish would come back? Like products?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Because they said iPad But I mean, you know, I
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: wish Carol free marsterizer would come back? What act curl
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: free yellow? About the red right? Yeah? Come at chess King,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: yep yo, chis chess King marry go around. Yes, yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I want them to come back, but I don't want
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: to have to have the money I had back. Don't
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I want to come back poverty? Yeah, I have no
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: design for that to come back. What was the famous
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: what was the famous advice your dad about being poor?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: The best thing you could do for po people's fun
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: is not Warner. I took that advice brand real close,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: especially coming out of home. Yeah, so Steve, it's time
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Ann Tripp, thank
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: you very much. Everybody. Good morning. This is a trip
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: with the news well, you know, as the US Congress
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: continues to probe into the January sixth Capitol Hill riot,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: the Capitol was a scene of another violent threat yesterday.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: In the end, police took command into custody who had
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: driven up to the Capitol building and said he had
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: a bomb. As far as say, forty nine year old
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Floyd Ray Roseberry drove his pickup truck onto the sidewalk
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: in front of the Library of Congress yesterday morning, told
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: police he had a bomb and he was holding what
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: he said was a detonator. Capitol Police Chief of Jay
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Thomas Major says, though he surrendered after they talked him down.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: The Tactical Unit step works close by took him into
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: custody without incident. So you know, no farling, Noah, choke
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: holding or anything this guy. Earlier in a live Facebook video,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: a man who appeared to be Rosebery warned viewers about
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: having a bomb and told Democrats in the Congress and
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the White House to resign. Authorities say his truck did
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: contain bomb making materials, but no bomb. North Carolina is
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: still dealing with the after effects of Tropical Storm Fred.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Rescue teams in the western part of the Tar Hills
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: state say that two people are dead and some twenty
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: others are missing as a result of the deadly flooding.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Their crews have been searching for survivors inside the mobile
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: homes and vehicles that were swept away by the floodwaters.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: The town of Canton was particularly hard hit. The mayors,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Zed Smathers says, it's a sad time. Our hearts are
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: sincerely heavy with the ones that are missing and the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: ones that have confirmed dead. Even though may not be
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: in the Canton jurisdiction, they are part of the Canton
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: and Haywood County Family Homes even bridges were destroyed a
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: course businesses as well. Many residents are without power, and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: more wet weather is expected over the weekend. So in
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: North Carolina is really getting it. Federal Aviation Commission Administration
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: rather says it is an evergrowing list of incidents involving
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: unruly passengers aboard planes, usually over the refusing of wearing masks.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: In one case, the steward felt the need to duct
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: tape one casting pass near to his seat. The airline
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: has since told its employees that duct taping someone is
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: not to be done again. That's not what you should do.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: The FAA is instead pushing for higher fines. So far
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: this year, though, the amount of fines levied on these
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: unruly people have total more than a million dollars. Here's
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: some depressing news as the death toll climbs in Haiti
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: to over two thousand. According to an article by some
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: seismologists and Business Insider magazine, it is only a matter
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: of time before Haiti experience has yet another major quake.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Because the country happens to sit on top of two
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: subterranean parts of the Earth's crusts. Over this magna that's
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: kind of liquid, kind of stuff. Plates that keep slipping
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: past each other, which cause earthquakes. And finally, today would
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: have been the birthday of the late great Isaac hay Is,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: a great talent, a great man, and a great friend
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: who asked the questions. Now back to the Steve Harvey
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening show. Now it's time lower the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: lights please, ladies and gentleman's junior's poetry. Let me just
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: say this right quick, this poem right here. Yeah, forget that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: The point of the poem is it's getting close to
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: going back to scoop right yeah, And everybody that's uncles
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: don't get appreciated because we helped. Now, I got a
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: seventeen year old nephew asked by to be in the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: same grade with the fourteen years He didn't call me.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You don't say that on the air. It's true. Hold on,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: hold on first of all, hold on what you want?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: What you want me to act like? It ain't hell? What? Okay? Then?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: My people they know you want to act like he
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: not right? Should I be shamed of the fact that
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: what he won't do, not tell you didn't damn? Niver
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: caught the seventeen ye old, But I didn't think it
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: was gonna happen, but they won great appaut like that now,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, would he go in the classroom. They think
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the teacher didn't walk through all I'm saying. But I'm
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: just saying, he asked me for some stuff, and I
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: just wanted to let him know this. Now. The name
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: of the poem is I'm just hung here. I'll go,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: hey hey hey, I'm just hung Stop asking me for cash, Okay,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: because when I helped you out, you don't do number.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Walk in the other room and just talk trade, Go
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: bag your mom and your daddy because they the one
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that had. Because I'm just uncle, I can do all
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I can do. Now that I know you're going back
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: to school and you like new stuff, but I'm living
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: out here in La Riden Highs. Hell man, it's even rough. Now.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to beat me because I really do
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: love you with all my heart, but I'm gonna get
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a jump on this. I'm gonna say no before you
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: even start. I'm just huh. That's all I can do.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: That was called the style conversation. Definitely, that's what you're doing.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: You're sitting there looking for rhymes. There's no rhymes and
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it ain't got to be. It was called what you do?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You have different styles? This was called the style of conversation.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: I don't get what I was talking to him. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: don't this style of confusing. It was Donald Trump? Do
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: you have? Do you have? Do you have any kids?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Asking you for? Yeah? Just the fother. This was the
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: style of time. It's called style of car. I created it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: We know that you listen to most this one is
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: just most deaf Nit. Why would I go listen to
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: most most deafening? The style of conversation a style you
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: made up. All right, we gotta go, We'll be back.
• 39:16
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• 39:21
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• 39:25
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• 39:28
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• 39:32
  Speaker 1: in Florida. Before I get furloughed from work, a handsome
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: before I got furloughed from work, a handsome new guy
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: started working at my job. We've been getting to know
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: each other on the phone, and we just found out
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: that he is my ex boyfriend's cousin. My ex boyfriend
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: is on a teaching assignment in Dubai, so he's been
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: out of the country for three years. I figured this
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: will be a problem, but the guy told me we
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: can see how things go and keep it casual for now.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: What does that mean, Cello, Well, it just means he's
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: gonna continue pursuing you the way you have. You're having conversations,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: but his plan is to see if it can go further.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: But he's got to make sure you in line with it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: So all it is is he's just saying, let's keep
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: things like it is. But if he keeps talking you,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: talking you, it's not because he wants to keep things
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: like it is. He just got to see if you okay.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: We're sleeping with your ex boyfriend's cousin. That's all it is,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: and if you okay with it, he gonna be okay
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: with it. But he's but he's been doing a gentleman
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: thing and allowing you the chance to make that decision.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: But that's what he means by we'll keep it casual. Okay, Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: you can't take it no more. She said she figured
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: this be a problem DJ and fort Worth says, I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: have a big problem with my fraternity brother. He introduced
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: me to one of his son's mothers, and she is beautiful.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh to one of his I'm sorry, I said one
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: of his. Oh that is right, okay, DJ and fort Worth.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I have a big problem with my fraternity brother. He
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: introduced me to one of his son's mothers, and she
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: is beautiful and thick and just my type. He told
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: me she was the devil and he couldn't stand her.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I ran into her again at the club and we
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: got drunk and had sex that night. She said she
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: did it to get back at my frat brother. I'm
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: cool with it because we're still having great sex. Often.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: My frat brother has threatened to jump on me if
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I don't leave her alone. Am I wrong? If it's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just sex and nothing else. Don't your boy told you
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: that was the devil? You meet the devil at the club?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all have sex dead night. I know that that ain't
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: sound like the devil you do. And now she says
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: she just did that to get back at her Boyfrid.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I think I think your fred brother right. Man. Now,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: you go ahead if you want to, but y'all keep
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: having great sex. We'll go ahead, man, go ahead, But
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, man, you know I don't get a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: beat down. I mean, brow now your board and told
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you he gonna jump on me if you keep seeing her.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: You're you don't believe that he didn't believe the other
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: part that he said you. You're kind of stupid if
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: you ask me first of all, that move him on
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: your boy's ex girl after he told you that he
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: told you to quit seeing her, and now and now
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: you're letting the wrong part of your body do the thinking.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: So now here's a deal. He gonna find out and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: he gonna jump on you, and you're gonna get your
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: ass whoop. And then you got to just make the decision.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Wasn't worth it? All right? It's kind of crazy, man.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even understand, but I okay whatever. Tyra and
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Charlotte says. I've been dating a man for five years
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and he has told me I'm the woman he wants
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: to marry. I've a feeling that he's cheating on me,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and when I asked him about it, he tells me
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: that he's just making sure he gets some things out
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: of his system before he gets married. I want to see.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I don't want to sit around waiting for him if
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: he's seeing other women, but I don't want to lose him.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: If he's really trying to marry me, should I follow
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: my first mind and dump him? Yes, I'm a simple
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: That's what you're intuition is for. You're dating a guy
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: for five years. Obviously you all was supposed to be
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: in some type of committed relationship. He turns around and
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: tells you after you bust him, he wants to get
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: everything out of his system, but I want to marry you.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: So if he marries you, how do you know it's
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: out of his system? Right? Follow your heart, follow your mind,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: natural heart. Good answer, cello. You can submit your questions
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Now coming up next,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: the nephew in the building with the prank phone call.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: subject I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: that is a subject. Yeah, but right now, wait till
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: you hear this letter. Right now, it is a nephew
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: here with the prank phone call. What you have for
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: us today. Na, your wife gave me a disease. Hullo,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be crazy. You gave me a disease? Part two?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go Hello. Hello, I'm trying to each other.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dante. Yeah this is who this? Hey?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: How you doing? Man? Um? Just to be certain you,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Dante is married to Tammy, right yeah, okay, cool? Cool?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: So listen man. Uh so you've heard about me, you know,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: maybe heard my name before because I used to day
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Tammy way before you guys got married. Uh you know
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: my name is, My name is Marcella. So I just
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: want to call and say how are you doing it?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But I need to say okay, yeah, yeah, I know
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: she mentioned you mentioned y'all used to be together before
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you. What's um? What's
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: the phone call for? I needed to talk to you, man.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: And I've been holding this back at least four years.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't said anything, and you know I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: can't hold it no more. Man. I'm going through so
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: many issues right now. I just gotta I gotta get
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: this thing. I gotta get this the grips on this
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: thing that I'm going through. But you know, I wanted
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to come to you, man to man, talk to you
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: about this situation. You know. I hate to bring it
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: to you like this, but when me and Cammy were together,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say when we were together, Cammy gave
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: me a disease. Man. So you know I've been holding this,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: you know, and I gotta say I wanted to hit
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you up. I thought about it two years ago. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: wanted like, what do you mean like she gave you
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a disease? She gave me a disease about four plus
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: years ago, this way before y'all got married. I'm from
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: understanding y'all been married about three years, right, Yeah, oh
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: my god. Okay, okay, and you're calling me. You're calling
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: me to get me the heads up. Oh man, I'm
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: calling because stude, these damn the medical bills and all
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: this that's just completely out of control. I can't even
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you know, I can't take care of myself no more
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: with this, you know, And I don't feel like I
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: have to because she the one that gave me the
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: day of the see. Okay, So you're calling because you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: want you want me to pay for you want you
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: want us to pay for your medical bills. The dude,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, damn, dude, I mean, put yourself in my position. Man,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I mean what some brothers pas with you. You know,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting over here with a disease somebody gave me,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: and you know they're going on what they like. Oh yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: but this is so you're calling me telling me my
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: wife gave you a disease. First of all, she would
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: have told me that she. Secondly, now you're telling me
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: like I might have some s. You gotta be kidding me, Well,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: what did she give you? What disease are you talking about? Man?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: At this point, you know, I don't even want to
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: discuss it. I just want to get on board. Let's
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: can we get some kind of understanding with the medical
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: bills that I can't inside of control? Man, I'm not paying, okay,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay for your medical bills, especially when
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what those do. You mean what
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you mean she gave you a disease? Now I'm over
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You're freaking the out, dude, dude. I understand, you know, Bro,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I hope you're good. I really you know, But I'm
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: just saying, man, dude, I don't know what to do.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: No mom. Man, I really don't you know? Like I said, okay, yo, yo,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you need tell me all right, you talking in circles.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: You're telling me something you have you caught four or
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: five years ago? Well, what is it? Some it's soundturable.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: What the disease are you talking about? Man, Dude, I'm
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: all I'm trying, dude, regardless of what it is, I'm
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: trying to handle the medical fields on it. Man. That's
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. Dude. More kind of medical
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: bills could you have for some you caught for years ago?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Like four years ago? You should have been able to
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: six sessions? What is it? Dude? She gave me the
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: disease and now I need somebody to play these damn bilds.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying to you, all right, that's all
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's Dante, Yo, I'm telling you what I'm
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: telling you. Marcello's quit playing and tell me what the
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: disease this is. It's Marcellus man, it's March Sellers. Okay,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I'm telling your name. This I'm getting mad ya Yo.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Gave me diabeat it what the diabees? The wife gave
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: me diabetes? Man? Man, you must be coming. You can't.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Can't somebody give you diabetes? What you mean she gave
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you diabetes? Man? Your wife cooking, It was cooking all
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: them cakes and pies and you know all that sugar,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: you know, and they just cannot Bro had me thinking
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: my wife gave you her piece or some man. You
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: just don't know how to work out, you know how
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: to eat? That's on you, man. I'm paying no bills
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: for that diabetes. It's wrong with you. Man. Oh soo
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: na na na not as funny. Yeah you laughing. You're
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: laughing at me, Dune. Yet I'm laughing at you call
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes? Bro?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: For real? Is ovid broy? Can I say something else? No, Dante,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: what what you want to say? I want to say this, Dante?
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: You just got frank baby this nephew time me from
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: the sea. Why morning? So your wife Camy got me
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to prank folks? Oh damn yo, oh step I got
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: you back just twenty twenty I got you wow. Okay.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: See she told me about she told me about Marcello,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: but I never heard his voice. Bro, I was on fire.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, uhool, you're good man, Oh my god.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Oh you have me some scary dude talking about the disease,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: especially a disease there's four years lingering. It's like whoa
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: who oh my god, man, I was you know when
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: she got home? I was about to be so man, hey, man,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell me this. Man, Come on, John Jake,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest And I'm talking about
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane? Y'all? Funny dude,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: this is Steve Harvey morning. Are you eating right? You
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna die until now? I'm worried. Bro, I know
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: you should catch it like that, brod Man, did I
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: go too far? Too? Fuck? You play bar way too much?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: You played way too Come on, mysel, it's one You
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: make me nervous every time I hear one of these.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna tell you something for real. That was
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: pretty damn really when you flipped, say your wife gave
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: me dive beating. That was that hard left joke that
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know how to take. No, man, man,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: you don't get your That is crazy. And you got
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the sample of approval from you your uncle there and
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: that means a lot to me right there. Thank you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: just don't. Don't get used to him much at all.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Don't get your home, not not praise heaping. We've to
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: do a bunch of explain Jesus. All right, all right, nephew,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: thank you, great job as usual. Up next it is
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Subject, I don't want to be this
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: kind of movie star. We'll be back right after this.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the stew all right, it is time now,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: kids for the Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: on relationship and work, on sex, on dating, parenting, and more,
• 52:55
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• 52:58
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• 53:02
  Speaker 1: we got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Subject listen, I don't want
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: to be this kind of movie star. Okay, and listen.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: If you do have kids, please, they don't want to
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: hear this letter, and you don't want them to hear
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: this particular letter. Dear Stephen Shirley. Yeah, I'm disclaimer. Oh
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: you can leave him in there and let them learn something. No, Steve,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: this is not a teaching moment for kids, all right,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. My girl and I have been together
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: for three years, and I instantly knew she was the
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: one when I met her. She cooks, watches sports with me,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: and she supports my dream to be an entertainer. Our
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: relationship was just perfect until about eight months ago when
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I was on an adult website browsing through amateur home
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: videos and I noticed one video with a background that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: looked just like my bedroom. After I zoomed in, I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: saw that it was my bedroom and it was a
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: video of my girlfriend and I getting it on IM
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: confronted her and she told me that she too wants
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: to be an entertainer dot dot an adult film star.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: She told me that she has posted over twenty videos
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: of our best work in the bedroom. Now, I'm not
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: a shy person, but she should have at least told
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: me first this is crazy, right should I should I
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: have covered so I could have covered my face. She
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: begged me to keep participating in the videos with her,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: so now it's something that we do often. She makes
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: good money from uploading the videos to the site, so
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: this has become a lucrative part time job for her.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: But I can't help but think that this could come
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: back to bite me in the butt one day and
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: keep me from becoming a successful entertainer. Last week, I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: told her that I'm out of the home video business
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: with her. Okay, I told her that I want to
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: settle down with her and have a normal lifestyle. Well,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: she is furious with me and said that she's been
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: supporting my dream for two years, but I won't support hers.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: So Stephen Shirley, should I support my dream and make
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: this thing work? Or should I leave this madness and
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: move on? Please help? No, absolutely not. You cannot support this.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: This is madness. You need to move on from this.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know this isn't right. Come on, why
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: would you want to do this? And and yes, people
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: are going to find out. I mean you're in the
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: entertainment business, so there's some leniency there, but you can
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: never take these videos back there. They're going to live
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: on the internet forever. This is your heart isn't into this.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: You don't want to do this? This is why is
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: this her dream? Anyway? You've been with her for three
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: years and it is a betrayal because she didn't tell you.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: You have to agree to this if you're going to
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: have your butt out on video on the internet. Come on, now,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: this is craziness right here. Yes, she's wrong on every levels,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: especially because she didn't tell you if your dream is
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to be an entertainer, an entertainer, this is not the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: way to break into the business. I guarantee you that
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: some people have yes, and they've gone on to do
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: bigger and better things or whatever. But I don't think
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: you need to be a part of that. No, she's
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: wrong on every level for doing this. Should you should
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: you support her? I don't think you should and make
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: this thing work? No? No, Should you leave this madness
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: and move on? For sure? Leave the madness. And if
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: she's mad at you for not supporting it, you're gonna
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: have to leave her too. Steve bro I don't see
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: what the letter is for. In this whole letter, man,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: it's just madness. You know you're going along. You meet
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: this girl, y'all been together for three years. You instantly
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: knew she was the one when you met her. She cooks,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: watch sports with me. She supports my dream to be
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: an entertainer. She do all that. She just waiting on
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: this game to be old. Yeah, she watching sports. So
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: we can get on here and make you damn movie.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I'm watching these games, I ain't really watching the game.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I'm looking upside your head because I need you in
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: here to getting this damn movie right. Relationship was perfect
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: to About eight months ago. I was on an adult
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: website get browsing through the amateur home videos. Right noticed
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: this one video headed background it looked just like my bedroom.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Hold on, so I zoomed in. Huh, I it was
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: my bed room. I'm surprised you recognized the bedroom for
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: you recognize your ass. That was the shockle for me.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: But damn, you're talking about that's my bedroom. You wasn't
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: paying no attention to the two people in the bed right,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: This is my bedroom. No, that's your behind. I zoomed in.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: It was it, and it was a video my girlfriend
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: and I getting it on all you use proper grammar.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: It wasn't me and my girlfriend. It was my girlfriend
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and I. You might use proper grammar, but you're on
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: you on the porno site. Wow. I immediately confronted her
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: and she told me that she too wants to be
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: an entertainer. See all these three years y'all been talking around,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you ain't never uncovered that dog. You had to go
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: on the portal site to discover. Yeah, she wants to
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: be an adult film stock. She told me she'd have
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: posted over twenty videos of our best work in the bedroom.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't no shop person, you know. Damn. You got
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: to tell him. I could have watched her something, but
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you could have told me so I could have covered
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: my faith. Or it's been to get out, and it's
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: been to get out. Yeah, Oh it's gonna it's out.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: It's out. Now, somebody gonna recognize you. And let me
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: tell you how it's gonna go. When we come back,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you how you gonna get recognized. I
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: can't wait for this, Steve. Yeah, your birthday, No, dude,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: on your birthday. If not, now win win. All Right,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's response to the
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. I told you guys it was crazy. Subject.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star. Okay,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Steve's responds. Part two coming up at twenty three after
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening too, Let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Steve. Subject,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be this type of movie star.
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  Speaker 1: This dude met this girl three years ago. I knew
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  Speaker 1: she was the one. Perfect fellow low right away. They've
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  Speaker 1: been to have three years. Everything was perfect. About eight
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  Speaker 1: months ago, he looked up a wants to go he
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  Speaker 1: on a pinto sake. I'm just going through the home
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  Speaker 1: video and he noticed that that was a bad room
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  Speaker 1: that looked familiar. He zoomed in and the reason looked
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  Speaker 1: familiar because it was his bad room. But it was
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  Speaker 1: him and his girl in the video. Oh hell no, crazy,
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  Speaker 1: we're landing in fronted her right away. Baby, baby, it's
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  Speaker 1: a video menu. I know it is. You ain't the
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  Speaker 1: only one. I want to be a star. I want
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  Speaker 1: to be a star too. O god, I want to
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  Speaker 1: be an adult film star. Well, hold up, I posted
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  Speaker 1: over twenty videos of us doing your best work, and
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  Speaker 1: it has turned out to be lucrative. We're making money, man,
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  Speaker 1: he said, well, hold on, hold on, I ain't shot nothing,
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  Speaker 1: but she should at least told me so. I could
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  Speaker 1: have covered my face. See, this can't get out about me.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: But the problem, though, all is it's gonna get out
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: about me. I'm gonna get to that in a minute.
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  Speaker 1: She begged me to keep participating. In the videos with her.
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  Speaker 1: So now something we do often, you just in't here
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  Speaker 1: just clown. She made good money from uploading the videos
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: to the site, so this become a luke at the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: part time job for But I can't help but think
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: that this could come back and then get where. He said,
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  Speaker 1: this could come back and bite me in the butt
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  Speaker 1: one day. Well, everybody else in your button, you might
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  Speaker 1: as well get it. Bit they up in it, they
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  Speaker 1: stand in it. And they said they could come back
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: and bite me and keep me from becoming a successful entertainer.
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  Speaker 1: Last week I told him I'm out of the home
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  Speaker 1: video business with her. I told her, I want to
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  Speaker 1: settle down with her. See this what lost me in
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  Speaker 1: right here. So you want to settle down with a
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  Speaker 1: pound start out? Wow, you want to make hum you
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  Speaker 1: know what your point one? Because if you quit the
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  Speaker 1: videos and her dream is to become an adult film
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  Speaker 1: star and you quit doing it, she gotta get somebody else.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Coastar didn't need damn movies. But here Coastar no, he
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  Speaker 1: he don't wanta do it no more. I told her,
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  Speaker 1: I'm out of it. I want to settle down. I
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: want to settle down. She was furious. With me and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: said that I've been supporting your damn dreams for two years,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to support hers. So Stephen Siley said,
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  Speaker 1: I support my girl and make this thing work. Should
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  Speaker 1: I leave this madness and move on? You know, goddamn water.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: You need to get out, run, you know, do about
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  Speaker 1: four five more films and get out, do about four
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  Speaker 1: five more films and get out because she makes good money.
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  Speaker 1: And put that bag on your head. Paperback that paper bag,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: you know. Now, let me tell your problem, bro, it's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: out here. Somebody gonna find out. These are the ways
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: that people can find and out. Flipping through the year book?
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  Speaker 1: What didn't he go to school? Didn't he go to school? Boards?
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  Speaker 1: Is he? Dunas? Here go another one, dude, dud, I'm
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: flipping through the side right here. He don't know? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: he the band teacher? What? What? Hello? I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: it d ry? Ain't that day daddy? Here's another one?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Come on loud, Jesus, you ain't gonna believe what I
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: seen on my granddaughter phone. Not grandma. That Deacon Patterson
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: who he's a teacher and he's a band tea your
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  Speaker 1: he in charge of the cub Scouts pack six sixty nine.
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  Speaker 1: Yes he is good lord and missing. She hasn't turned
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  Speaker 1: it off. You know. He teaches to Sunday School class
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: dared Sunday. I'm to get dressed a little earlier. Go
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: down here, down Deacon Patterson, cause Dennis Patterson is doing
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  Speaker 1: the moden Patterson and he packed. Matter of fact, Dennis
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  Speaker 1: is packet. Come on, Grandma, I got to show this
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: to Arline. She still Arline still goes out at night.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Oh Lord, Lucy, get off the site ground. I can't
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  Speaker 1: they got here out thirty four videos counting them, and
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: if him and the girl was in twenty you know,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: I think this to man that Steve were reading about
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  Speaker 1: on the Strawberry I beat dog gone. We didn't wear them, Ellen, Ellen,
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  Speaker 1: we find we's in the Strawberry letter. We finding. I've
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: been to call Steve and Sherlan tell him we didn't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: found the victims in. They let him and he's a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: deacon of our church and he teaches Sunday school. Whild
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: We're gonna collect her offering. Man, we got a chip
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: in and make another movie. Grandmother, my niece find out
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: what hull just trick itself. Oh my god, Hey listen
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  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Guys, email us there,
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  Speaker 1: Today you're listening Steve Show. All right, guys, it is
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: time for comedy roulette. Let's go, guys. It's very simple.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You take three subjects. You put those three subjects on
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: a wheel. Spun the wheel where it stop. We'll make
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  Speaker 1: it funny, because that's what we do. Put all right,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: here we go. Things you say when your baby mama
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: calls asking for money again? Uh. Number two Excuses people
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  Speaker 1: make not to chip in on gas money when you're
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  Speaker 1: on a road trip. Here's the last one. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Reasons you give to not look a person in the eye,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right, spun it, spun it. Give me
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  Speaker 1: the gasping. Let's do that. The reasons you give to
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  Speaker 1: not look a person in the eye. I can tell
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: you right now why sometimes you can't look a person. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know how people wear them glasses and they win
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  Speaker 1: them tight on their face, and to be sweat down
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  Speaker 1: in the lids. You can't look at that. You can't
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  Speaker 1: look at that. It'd be sweat down at the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of can't look at that. We can't do it, it'd
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  Speaker 1: be all sweaty in the lids. I can't look down
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  Speaker 1: when you ye. I'll tell you the reason why you
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: can't look at people in the eye because it's missing.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I can't look you in the eye. Because
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  Speaker 1: he's what happened. I can't see. I don't know why
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: if it's missing. I'll tell you why you can't look
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: somebody in the eye. We just got through having hard, hard,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: steaming sex. I really can't look at you now. I
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: can't just what we just did for real though. We
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: just can't make no one contact. We're talking about thing
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: reason why you can't look a person in the eye.
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  Speaker 1: Cast a breath, stink that good. If I'm looking in
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: your eyes, that mean my head is up. And this
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: is too much reason you can't look a person in
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the eye. But because for some reason you thought it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: would be cool to shave off your eyebris and drawing
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: them all toward your boy here. Yeah, I'll tell you
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: what he has another white cat. The people of the eye.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Because when you're sitting in a corner by yourself and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: want nobody talk to you, that's because there's a strong body,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: older coming director from you. Ain't nobody's gonna look at you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for two day's version
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: of comedy Roulette. Thank you. Coming up more of the
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: you have a segment called I don't know who invented it,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: but i'd sure like to thank them. Well, I'm like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: to start this off, and we're gonna alternate, but I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to start this off with the guy that invented
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  Speaker 1: the salt shaker. Yeah, because if I had to get
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  Speaker 1: my salt off of a block licking it like a
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: deal out in the backyard, that bothered me. I'm so
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: glad they put it in a damn shake. That was ingenious.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: A salt shaker that way. I ain't got to use
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: that box with the little white girl on it with
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: the raincoat because it just pulled too much out. It's
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: a spout. Somebody made the shaker, thank you? All right?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: All right? I got one whoever took that root bill
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: and poured it over that ice cream and made that float.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Greatest invention in the world, right back, A n W
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: root bill over ice cream. All right, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I would like to Ain't the person who was
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: the first one to say, I'm gonna whoop your ass,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: because I've been using that with my nephew for fifteen
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  Speaker 1: years and it is working. I'm telling you, I didn't
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna need that, but that is important. Whoever
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  Speaker 1: was the first said that, I like to think the
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  Speaker 1: person that came up with the terms sugar honey, ice tea.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times that it came
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  Speaker 1: through for me. I ain't did some sugar tea and
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: it and it has meant so much to me throughout
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  Speaker 1: the years. Thank you, man, Because you know, ain't got
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: some manure? Was not cutting it? Ain't that some Ain't
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  Speaker 1: that some car cor that ain't it? That's some poop. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: that don't work. No, it don't work. That don't work.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one thing. Okay, check this. The first
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  Speaker 1: slave that took them chitlings out that hole and said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna figure out someone that r him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work. Well, I'm gonna clean this a real
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: good to see what I can do with it. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna I'll be back y'all give me a minute now. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really, y'all give me a minute now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come back. When I come back, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I like. I would like to thank the person
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  Speaker 1: who kept the grease and put it in the can
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: on the stove. Come on, I like to thank them
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: because that second back of fish is always better by
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: you be crunching. I don't like to really thank them.
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  Speaker 1: Said I'm not throwing this away. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: made him say it, but I'm not throwing this away.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Put that in the Crisco can and let's just hold on, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say that, but thank yeah. I want to
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  Speaker 1: think whoever came up with running shoes himps was wearing
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: dat us out at an alarming ridge. You know how
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  Speaker 1: hard it is to watch people walking and ran over
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: platforms and and and stack heels shoes. Thank god, somebody
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: came up with a running shoe. This is my invitation
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: to my board Peanut. We were standing on the corner
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: one day and this was Peanut running from the police.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get caught sound yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, Sugar.
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  Speaker 1: How about this one that bottom TV only got volume.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Whoever put that put that other TV on top that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: only had picture right there, the picture from the bottom,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: the sound is from the top, vice versa. Whoever came
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: up with and put that TV on top of that,
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  Speaker 1: bow down to you, because every household of broken. That's
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: good looking out, that's good looking up. Last one. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: whoever came up with protective custody, so when you go
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: to jail, you ain't gonna be out there with everybody
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: else if your asses them is a little chump day.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Your ass on him the protective custody and don't have
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: to worry about regular prison life. Thank you for protective custody. Okay,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know who invented it, but I'd sure like
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: to thank them. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Carlos, this is our girl chat segment. Okay,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: no boys allowed. You know how we do? First of all,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: two celebrations today on this Friday too. Now. First of all,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: today is National Radio Day. You know, yeah radio, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we do. Yeah. Happy National Radio Day to all of
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  Speaker 1: our college eggs everywhere. We know what you do we
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: know how you do it, and just keep doing what
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: you're doing. Okay, we love you, we see you, and
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, Shirley, hats off to you. You've been in
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  Speaker 1: the radio game for a minute. I've been in the
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: radio game for a minute. But we gotta thank our
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  Speaker 1: listeners because we're nothing without them. So thank you all
• 1:14:19
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  Speaker 1: day on National radio Day. They're the reason we do it.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: There would be no us without them, you know. Amen
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: say that in Chicago when I used to work with
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: the late great Doug Bank. So it would be no us,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: you know, if if it wasn't for you, I mean,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: who would listen? That's good, you know. But um, and
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: before we run out of time, Uh, there's a second
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  Speaker 1: celebration today. It's another national holiday. All right, we gotta
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: get to this. We need a drum roll here, someone please, Okay,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: drum roll. I'm beating on the desk. Okay, what's you guys?
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  Speaker 1: All right? But all right, today we have to say
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  Speaker 1: happy anniversary to our girl, Carla Farrell, seventeen years in
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  Speaker 1: the marriage game. Baby you and toush yeah it, yes,
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  Speaker 1: coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty three minutes after the hour. Right
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Now
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: it's time lower the lights please, ladies, Joe time for
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: juniors three hours. Let me just say this right quick,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: this poem right here. Yeah, forget that. The point of
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: the poem is is getting close to going back to school,
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  Speaker 1: right yeah, And everybody that's awful don't get appreciated because
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  Speaker 1: we help. Now. I got a seventeen year old nephew
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: asked by to be in the same grade with the
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: fourteen years. He didn't call me. You don't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Air hold on, first of all, God, hold on, what
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: you want? What you want me to act like? It
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: ain't hap Okay, my people they know what you want
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: to act like. He's a scholar. Becase he not? Right?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Should I be ashamed of the fact that what he
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: won't to do not a fourteen year old? Damn Nick
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: caught the seven teen yeld. I didn't think it was
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: gonna happen, but not they won great appause that is
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: what they like that. No, I mean, would he go
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: in the classroom. They think the teacher didn't walk these
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. I'm just saying he asked me for
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: some stuff and I just wanted to let him know this. Now,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: the name of the poem is I'm just hung. Yeah,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I'll go, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey, I'm just hung. Stop
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: asking me for cage, Okay, because when I help you out,
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  Speaker 1: you don't do nothing but walk in the other room
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: and just talk trade, go bag your mom and your
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: daddy because they the one that had. Because I'm just hung,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I can do all I can do. Now that I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: know you're going back to school and you light new stuff.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm living out here in La Rids Highs health. Man,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: it's even rough now. I'm not trying to be mean
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: because I really do love you with all my heart,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get a jump on this. I'm gonna
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: say no before you even start. I'm just hung. That's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: all I can do. That was called the style conversation.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. You're sitting there looking for rhymes
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: that no rymes. He ain't got to be. It was
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: called you know you have different styles. This was called
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: the style of conversation what I was talking to him.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: It's just style, Donald Trump, do you have do you have?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Do you have any kid asking you for? Yeah? Just
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: fother This was the style of car style car I created.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Do we know that you listen to most? This was
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: just most? Why would I go listen to most? Most? Deafening?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: The style of conversation style you made up? All right,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: we gotta go, We'll be back. You're listening, all right, Steve.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Here we are the last break of the day, on
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: this last day of the week for us, this Friday.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: It's been an impactful week. UM leave us with some
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: closing remarks. You know, Steve, I think that um I
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: want to share with you is something that prevents so
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: many people from becoming successful. And that thing is called excuses.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's amazing how when we
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: want to justify a lack of effort, or we want
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: to justify our procrastination, all we want to justify not
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: doing something we said we were going to do. We
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: want to justify just not getting started. We can come
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: up with some pretty pretty impressive excuses. But you know,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: the thing about an excuse, though it serves no one
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: except the person that's providing the excuse. The person you're
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: giving the excuse too. It does nothing from them because
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: their level of exp dictation for you was in place,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: and the fact that you didn't come through. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: how can you possibly think that this person is sitting
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  Speaker 1: there going, wow, that's great, you didn't come through. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're here, okay, Well I'm sorry that happened. So when
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  Speaker 1: will you get to it all? You'll hear something like,
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  Speaker 1: oh wow, man, I didn't know that. And when you
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  Speaker 1: walk a guy and when you walk away, that person goes, wow.
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  Speaker 1: I can't count on them. If you keep giving excuses,
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  Speaker 1: then after a while a person just goes I don't
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  Speaker 1: believe nothing, he says. And either way, man, the person
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  Speaker 1: that you gave the excuse to, I can promise you
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  Speaker 1: they don't think as much of you as they did
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  Speaker 1: when they first thought you were coming through. Folks, if
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  Speaker 1: you could learn to eliminate excuses, you know, taught me
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  Speaker 1: not to have excuses. My father follows a strong man. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's dude was powerful to me. It's the greatest dude
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  Speaker 1: to have a new But he taught me about excuses,
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  Speaker 1: he says, Son, don't ever give me an excuse, because
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  Speaker 1: what that ain't gonna do me no good? He said,
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  Speaker 1: we ain't got nothing. At least you could give me
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  Speaker 1: your word, he said, we ain't got nothing else, we
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  Speaker 1: ain't got too much more than a part to piss in.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're gonna give me your word and tell
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  Speaker 1: me you're gonna do something, don't give me no excuse instead,
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  Speaker 1: because now we ain't got nothing, y'all. If you can
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  Speaker 1: eliminate excuses, if you could stop the allowing yourself off
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  Speaker 1: the hook, because that's all it is. The only person
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  Speaker 1: you're hurting with these excuses is you. I'll give you
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  Speaker 1: an example of how you hurt other people with your excuse. Sister.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a child and you keep promising your
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  Speaker 1: child that you're gonna do so, if you're a dad,
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  Speaker 1: you don't live with your child, your boy or your girl,
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  Speaker 1: you tell them you're gonna come by. That child is
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  Speaker 1: at the window, and that the door waiting. They got
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  Speaker 1: their little bag pack, they got their lunch packs. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going with my daddy, and man on man on man.
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  Speaker 1: The disappointment that had that child had when you went
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  Speaker 1: and then you call in against what you say. I
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  Speaker 1: had to work. Sorry, man, but I had to work. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I got, you had to work for guess what, And
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing for that child that was waiting on their dad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got, you got to work. But what they got
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  Speaker 1: to do that don't stop the disappointment and the child.
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  Speaker 1: See excuses, man, they go alone. Wait many they do
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  Speaker 1: far more damage than you can imagine. So after a while,
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  Speaker 1: if you keep doing that to that child, and you
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  Speaker 1: keep promising your child you're gonna do something, you never
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  Speaker 1: do it. Ah, think about that, man, what that does
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  Speaker 1: to that child. If you're in a relationship and you
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  Speaker 1: keep promising the person you're in a relationship with it
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do something for them, you never do it.
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  Speaker 1: How long you think this relationship gonna last. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: do what you say you're gonna do. You can't create excuses.
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  Speaker 1: But then the person who really gets damaged is you.
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  Speaker 1: Because when that child grows up and he can now
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  Speaker 1: stand on his own, and he can take his own
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  Speaker 1: self somewhere, and he can buy his own clothes, and
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  Speaker 1: now you want to come around and hey, that's my son,
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  Speaker 1: and then he's old enough to ask you questions. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm your sombol. Where were you when I needed you? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Where were you when I was standing in the window?
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  Speaker 1: Where were you when I was sitting on the porch, man,
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  Speaker 1: with my lunchbox, just looking at every card that went by,
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  Speaker 1: hoping that my daddy would finally come through to my
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  Speaker 1: mama finally told me coming there off the porch. You see, man,
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  Speaker 1: now you got to deal with that and all in
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  Speaker 1: excuses you was giving that boy or that little girl
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  Speaker 1: back then. It don't mean damn thing to them, you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: And it stops you so much. See, once you become
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  Speaker 1: a person that provides excuses, it ain't just to your children.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't just to your love one, your love on.
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  Speaker 1: It's to your job, it's to your career. And pretty
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  Speaker 1: soon you start giving excuses to yourself because it's a
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  Speaker 1: pattern of behavior and you got to break that pattern
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  Speaker 1: of behavior because it's a no win situation for you.
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  Speaker 1: Stop making excuses. Man, Why don't you just simply do
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  Speaker 1: what you say you're gonna do. It's much easier to
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  Speaker 1: do that. If you say you're gonna do it, be
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  Speaker 1: a man of your word, a woman of your word,
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  Speaker 1: and go do it. Period. Now, if you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it. Say that. Be a man of your word
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  Speaker 1: on that. See, that's what I do. When somebody asked
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  Speaker 1: me to do something, I distinctly tell them, ain't man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I'm sorry, but I won't
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  Speaker 1: be there that way. Ain't no hope of you're looking
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  Speaker 1: for me? Well he said it wasn't coming. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna see if he come anywhere. No, no, no. If
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  Speaker 1: I tell you I'm not coming, you're pretty much bank
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  Speaker 1: I ain't coming. But if I tell you I'm coming,
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  Speaker 1: you can look for me, and chances are I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: It would take a lot for me not to do
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  Speaker 1: what I say I'm going to do because I just
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  Speaker 1: ain't made that way. I don't like the excuses. You
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  Speaker 1: can't get to where you're going with a bunch of excuses,
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